40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

[crystal forum]

blocking helps me stop being rage baited

[storm jungle]

Im an extremely valiant person so id never use this feature obviously

[solid horizon]

dont insist, pity bait has no effect on me

[storm jungle]

[mossy peak]

D:

[storm jungle]

Anyway now i gotta unignore everyone for this one joke, FAHHH

[rancid cove]

i didn't expect anything else from you

[storm jungle]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HJeb6eLaQAEMxTc.mp4

[crystal forum]

unironically ive seen mods ban people in servers for being blocked

[storm jungle]

We got a similiar rule here lol

[urban spire]

yeah don't block mods

[rocky gale]

They do it here because it's against the rules

[storm jungle]

you cant block mods or we put your ass in timeout lmao

[rancid cove]

its not pity bait you chud im just annoying when i want to be

[solid horizon]

no shit sherlock

[crystal forum]

so i have to deal with dilara 😔

[solid horizon]

but it is also pity bait

or extreme insecurity

your call

[storm jungle]

pitybait, ragebait, fuckbait, baitbait

CAN THIS FUCKING TERM DIE ALREADY

[vagrant fox]

angrybaited

[urban spire]

never heard pitybait before

[rancid cove]

took the angrybait

[magic niche]

PLEASE

[rocky gale]

I just remember when a person was braggin about having blocked Dilara in chat, then everyone telling the dingus to go read the rules

[solid horizon]

I made it up

[storm jungle]

Sigseven baited

[urban spire]

remember when every chud wouldn't shut up about virtue signaling

[solid horizon]

and used it on different occasions

before ragebait was popular

[rancid cove]

Sigseven is atrocious nickname

[magic niche]

Ragebait is just a glorified way of referring to being an asshole

[storm jungle]

^

its literally "i dont wanna use english words"

[solid horizon]

nah it's the fair title for a man who thumbsdown everything

[vagrant fox]

It's an older term but it checks out

[crystal forum]

rage baiters are deeply unserious people imo

always cynical

[rancid cove]

or also an excuse when you realize youre in the wrong side of an argument and dont want to admit it
"haha guys it was just ragebait!"

[storm jungle]

also "pitybait", you mean just... pitying? Lmao

[rocky gale]

I was just baitbaiting guys

[vagrant fox]

We used to call it trolling back in my day, we should skin the kids for using slang

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/67-south-park-67-south-park-6-7-6-gif-14392179381746723927

[storm jungle]

guang-guang

[solid horizon]

same

[rancid cove]

ILL SUCK YOUR DICK YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT ILL EAT YOUR SHIT

[crystal forum]

trolling is just not specific enough

[urban spire]

the only application of ragebait i like to see is ragebaiting my fat dog

[solid horizon]

that

[crystal forum]

theres levels to this shit

[vagrant fox]

Great video btw

[magic niche]

Schrodinger's douchebag

[magic niche]

What is baitbaiting?

[rocky gale]

Riling the dog is a longstanding tradition

[solid horizon]

when you bait the bait

can the can

[rancid cove]

dementia

[vagrant fox]

Trolling is an encompassing term and then you'd remind the kids to not feed the troll but here we are in 2026

[plush mason]

its a contractual obligation basically

[magic niche]

I think I see

[storm jungle]

Holy shit the zinc thing goes as far as S1? Even I forgot that lmao

[crystal forum]

lorebaiting is when you say a wrong statement in lore channel to be corrected by elitwolf or dilara instead of using the wiki

[outer wave]

I havent heard that advice in so long and I think I know why

[vagrant fox]

social media

[outer wave]

Yerp

[storm jungle]

Trolling is literally just aggravating someone to get mad

bro thinks hes Tolkien

[crystal forum]

you gotta pay the troll toll to get in this boy's hole

[rancid cove]

dilara is the third episode how can you not remember that

[solid horizon]

dementia

[magic niche]

Wait, good idea

[crystal forum]

i do it all the time

very efficient

[outer wave]

😔🖐️ 💵 Here.....

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/cZiEAdpX3_o

[urban spire]

that music is so familiar what is it

[rocky gale]

You lorebait, while I chum the waters by telling people both correct and incorrect lore so they can never tell when I'm telling the truth or not

[solid horizon]

baitloring

[magic niche]

Best lyrics ever??

[crystal forum]

girlfailurebaiting

[vagrant fox]

Some Aphex Twin song innit

[magic niche]

Waiting for someone to say the obvious joke

👀

[storm jungle]

Still a better memory then you cumsquirt

[heady rivet]

Update: Still cant bend my arm

[storm jungle]

damn 😔

[crystal forum]

*than

[solid horizon]

what took you so long

[storm jungle]

^ dumbass

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFgZXeFno0

[crystal forum]

slowing reflexes

[vagrant fox]

don't goon so hard next time

[crystal forum]

advanced aging

[plush mason]

Wukong 2.0

[storm jungle]

^ Fetus

[outer wave]

Festus*

[storm jungle]

Work phonecall

since you know, i got a job and stuff

🙂

[vagrant fox]

equinox but better 😔

[rocky gale]

Damn working on a weekend

[storm jungle]

^ chud

[solid horizon]

chud this chud that

[storm jungle]

Tbh national holiday so not much activity rn

[plush mason]

nah its more like Wukong because both frames are active at the same time

[vagrant fox]

sadge

[solid horizon]

what about you cook your feet

[urban spire]

today is the scandinavian national holiday known as saturday

[storm jungle]

Have you considered its allah punishing you for necropropaganda

[urban spire]

5 day work week goes crazy

[solid horizon]

im tired of childish conflict

[storm jungle]

childish conflict
literally makes childish insults

[solid horizon]

I shall nuke israel for your offense

[storm jungle]

pick a lane

[rancid cove]

im almost finished downloading all the supplements for 8th edition!!!

[urban spire]

does 8th edition have a zinc supplement

[crystal forum]

dilara's job is correcting the lore mistakes in darktide

trust

[solid horizon]

define childish insult

[rancid cove]

yes

believe it or not

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ghost-dog-the-way-of-the-samurai

[storm jungle]

bastard

[urban spire]

damn shooting phase in 8th edition must go crazy

[solid horizon]

all space marines are bastards

[rancid cove]

its your zinc turn now

[outer wave]

ASMAB?

[crystal forum]

but not all bastards are space marines

[urban spire]

you can just cut out the S

[solid horizon]

I mean big emp wasn't married was he

[urban spire]

(assigned marine at birth)

[outer wave]

AMAB? That does roll off the tongue better

[solid horizon]

AAAB

[vagrant fox]

It was Aphex Twin, Stone in Focus

[urban spire]

wild, never heard it afaik

[vagrant fox]

false

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[urban spire]

until now i guess

[vagrant fox]

My brain is shutting down

[solid horizon]

wait wrong gif

[urban spire]

take a nap then

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780818860344344649/1489423221676572682/image_V9.gif

[vagrant fox]

no I got these vegetarian burritos

[urban spire]

and some vitamin c supplements, you're clearly eating too much fish

[solid horizon]

ironing my warrior to this

if you have 3rd edition codex you must know iron lads are slow fuckers

[solid horizon]

reduced fast troop slots in favor of heavy troop slots

[rancid cove]

ill read 3rd edition after i finish reading le black books

[magic niche]

Murder drones artists

[vagrant fox]

You mean Allahemperor recep tayyip erdogan sultan of the age khan of khans shadow of allah on earth and master of worlds

[solid horizon]

its part of the rules aka the thing you are allergic to, but it's still part of their doctrine since early iterations were somewhat logical bullshit

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1279574218950049814/diggin.gif

[solid horizon]

iron warriors with bionics reviving like zombies for some reason

[urban spire]

i think god is a little cringe

[solid horizon]

imagine a half exploded corpse dragging itself thanks to its remaining mechanical arm

[solid horizon]

real

iron warriors lore

[vagrant fox]

True

[urban spire]

anyway it's not cool if it's a space marine

space marines are completely incapable of being cool because they're always depicted being cool, meaning that cool is baseline, and anything sub baseline is uncool

[rocky gale]

Perturabo be like

[urban spire]

if a space marine is just standing there, he's actively being lame

[solid horizon]

daemons as shock troops ❌
daemons as cheap processors ✅

[flat nimbus]

the Super Cena of WWH40k

“lol Astartes win”

[solid horizon]

humans are not cool because hey are puny

[urban spire]

humans are cool because they're lame as hell, so any time any of them perform above expectation it's the hypest shit

but when space marines perform above expectation it's average

[solid horizon]

china lore

[magic niche]

Normalise space marines getting dunked on

[urban spire]

"wow did you see what that space marine did?" yes, the same type of shit space marines are literally always doing, it's not interesting in the slightest

[solid horizon]

me when titus john spacemarine wins for the billionth time

[urban spire]

this extends to primarchs in a real bad way, where they literally can't perform to a level where anything they ever do is impressive

[outer wave]

"HE KILLED AN AVATAR OF KHAINE AND A BLOODTHIRSTER AT THE SAME TIME!!!!"

Thats all I know about space marine protagonists

[urban spire]

AVERAGE

[solid horizon]

even on dawn of war thats not possible wtf

[vagrant fox]

They're so boring they're expected to be these demigods but they're just sorta useless little fucks

plus idiots

[urban spire]

for a primarch to do something impressive it'd have to fundamentally change the setting, but they can't really be doing that so they're just gonna tool around doing space marine shit

[flat nimbus]

EVEN THE EMPEROR NEEDS A HELPIN’ HAND FROM THE GUARD

[urban spire]

which makes them unfathomably boring

[dapper gyro]

I like when SM are aware that they are just as disposable as the guards.

Unfortunately, not many SM are like that.

[solid horizon]

because they are always written as invincible fuckers

[urban spire]

folks be saying guilliman has been trying to improve the imperium but that's failed to materially appear in anything i've read at the very least

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invulnerable

[flat nimbus]

LOGISTICS

(are still fucked)

[urban spire]

and to be fair i haven't been reading as much 40k as i did before guilliman showed back up, but warham crime sure as fuck isn't painting a pretty picture

[flat nimbus]

you tellin’ me the imperium is so large it’s impossible to truly fix???

[urban spire]

i'm telling you that unless guilliman actually fixes it, he isn't doing anything impressive

because regular degular space marines have pushed the expectations of single dude accomplishment so fucking high

[dapper gyro]

The funny thing about the primaris vs old marines is that the old marines, after century of thinking that they are demi-god and important... are just as replaceable as anything else.

They are still cogs in the machine.

[vagrant fox]

Heey it's ya boy, Guilliman. You really ought to let the people live better lives, Dante, for the good of the Imperium. Ya boy out
Then he does nothing to fix it himself he just goes from warzone to warzone

[urban spire]

space marines were always monstrously inefficient

takes like a hundred years from recruit to tactical

[storm jungle]

I love how they made that entire interaction and it literally goes nowhere, like its not intentional but its still hilarious.

iirc Baal is literally becoming like some hive city lol

[vagrant fox]

It's really funny

Baal is just changing to a different hellhole

[dapper gyro]

Eh, nah, most of them becomes tactical marines by 30-40 years old.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its great lmfao

[vagrant fox]

Sanguinius, when he inevitably returns, is gonna be so pissed off the people get to have actual homes though

[urban spire]

that's not what i heard, but it's 40k so i'm willing to believe it

[dapper gyro]

Like, they become scout by the time of 18-20 years old.

At lot of stupid shit about 40K are fans making shit up for the extra rule of cool.

[urban spire]

also just the whole thing where every tactical has to go through a bunch of specialist training before they can be a tactical is dumb as hell

[dapper gyro]

Despite evidences point otherwise.

[crystal forum]

what even would fixing it involve other than making it a better oppressive machine of fascism

[urban spire]

learn a bunch of skills and then don't use them

btw you're the baseline troop

[urban spire]

idk he could do some reforms in the guard for one

that's what i'm saying though

they literally can't do it

primarchs i mean

[dapper gyro]

Still insanely inefficient even if they are tactical by age of 30.

[urban spire]

they can NEVER be cool

[flat nimbus]

yeah, at most there can be ‘reforms’ on the level of Primaris, where a group gets a refresh to reflect being ‘improved’

[solid horizon]

termies are cool

big ole fridges

[flat nimbus]

but, like, you can’t make the Imperial Apparatus not horribly inefficient and self-sabotaging

in part because that’s what the fascism is

[dapper gyro]

That kind of problem can't be avoided though.

[urban spire]

yes that's why i'm saying primarchs can never be cool

like ontologically they can't do it

[dapper gyro]

The dimishing return will always hit once you try to push something extra.

However, if you use that extra to your advantage, you can get net return result.

[crystal forum]

"we did it guys, we got rid of all threats to the imperium in the galaxy"
imperium immediately falls into civil war

[vagrant fox]

as it should

Alas it's good nothing gets fixed in the Imperium I want it to be as inefficient and monstrous as possible

[flat nimbus]

the Eldar have more potential for ‘development’ than the Imperium

gimme the Ynarri awakening, Jimmy Works

[urban spire]

meanwhile if a human makes things kinda better by shooting a guy, that's rad as hell, well done human

[vagrant fox]

This is based, actually

It is such a simple fix but the Imperium sucks so much they don't do it

[flat nimbus]

morrow_shoots_commisar.wav

[urban spire]

untold billions of you guys achieve nothing, and you just made this insignificant corner of the galaxy a little brighter

way to go

gold star

go human go!

[rancid cove]

me when i your mom or something give me upvote

[urban spire]

also shouts out to the tau kinda making stuff better sometimes

[flat nimbus]

Space Marines are doomed to irrelevance specifically because they’re supposed to be the ‘bigger scale’ equivalent to the Guard, but they can’t ever have actual impact because the setting itself can’t undergo actual change

[urban spire]

that's nice guys well done

you're still an evil empire though

[flat nimbus]

so instead they just look like big dummies

(which they mostly are)

[urban spire]

anarchistly yelling at the communists that making things slightly better than fascist hellhole doesn't mean you made things good is a very familiar feeling

[dapper gyro]

SMs has use, just not the ways of cool people think they are doing.

[flat nimbus]

they can’t ever be primarily portrayed as dumb overgrown children in power armor

even if that’s absolutely the right way to understand them

[dapper gyro]

But charging head first with melee against guns...

You can't convince me that those guys are not braindead.

[vagrant fox]

I mean, everyone in the setting does that

Warfare in 40k is highly illogical

[flat nimbus]

I do that nearly every Darktide mission

[dapper gyro]

A game where bullet doesn't bleed through faith (toughness)...

[flat nimbus]

who needs helmets, I have Halo shields

[dapper gyro]

Halo? That's one of the symptom that you are dead.

[vagrant fox]

the shooting faction diligently charging into melee

everyone does it

[urban spire]

isn't that specifically this one guy

[vagrant fox]

Farsight more so but still

Even the normies do it

[flat nimbus]

why’s he need farsight if he only engages at close range

[urban spire]

the wing stache is so dumb

[flat nimbus]

no that’s amazing

give more marines silly helmet ornamentation

[vagrant fox]

someone hates swag

[flat nimbus]

how else can one recognize his angels

[urban spire]

more feudal japanese helmet type adornments imo

[vagrant fox]

I'd also take that

[flat nimbus]

Yeah!

[vagrant fox]

This fanart is pretty funny

Entirely relatable

there he was I knew I could find him

that's official art babey

[flat nimbus]

my boyyyyyyy

[urban spire]

it looks like warcraft art

one of those fallen draenei or whatever

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what that is

point being warfare in 40k is entirely stupid and calling it out for being stupid is kind of a yeah, duh

[storm jungle]

Prob the most hilarious ending to the Imperium and the most realistic one

an empire always kills itself

[urban spire]

i'd love to see some big human civil wars in 40k

[flat nimbus]

every time someone complains that 40k tactics don’t make sense, Khorne and Tzeench do a high five and roll more dice

[vagrant fox]

🗣️ The Stromark Civil War

300 billion dead to end a cold war

That's why I love the Flesh Tearers

[rancid cove]

should i skip these they dontseem to have anything lore related

[magic niche]

Did guardsmen not join the traitor side during the heresy?

or some at least

[vagrant fox]

A lot did

[solid horizon]

No way you're reading apocalypse briefings

[magic niche]

Guardsman vs guardsman peak

[solid horizon]

You are secretly a tabletop nerd under cover

I refuse to believe the opposite

[rancid cove]

dear god somebody read stuff to learn about lore

[vagrant fox]

It was the Imperial Army in the Horus Heresy but still

[solid horizon]

They are not considered lore

As far as I know

Ive been violently lynched everytime I bought these up

[magic niche]

Ohh yeah, I forgot (I had absolutely no idea)

What happened to Solar Auxillia?

[rancid cove]

separated into the guard regiments

just like sm legions into chapters

[magic niche]

Ohh that makes sense

They look cool

[rancid cove]

everything in the imperium after the heresy was just disbanded to avoid large groups that hold high military power to avoid them being a major problem in case they rebel

[magic niche]

I see I see

[rancid cove]

nobody has fucking answered me

[magic niche]

YES, SKIP THEM

In fact, skip more

[rancid cove]

nvm i cant even find shadowspear anyways

ill skip them

[solid horizon]

A lot of the expansions are mission expansions for scenarised tabletop games

Aka not the ones where random bullshit happens

[wintry scarab]

Btw, are we actually going to see these when we play skitarii? Or is this just concept art. Because i beg we get to see ourselves without all the gear.

[storm jungle]

Lmao thats for character creation

read the blog!!!

🫵

[wintry scarab]

I did! They dont mention if we are actually going to be able to customize them, do they? They say something about being able to change the limbs. But good. Im excited to see them lol

Also, are they only going to be a thing that we see in the menu? Or are we going to be able to take off our gear in some cosmetics?

[opaque coyote]

2nd (left to right) guy is eternally pogging

1st guy is sucking dih

[solid horizon]

malicious af

scarecrowmaxxing

[wintry scarab]

I love them

[solid horizon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

"I am so lonely... all the other Skitarii are scared of me. They think I am unstable..."

[wintry scarab]

"I am so lonely... All the other skitarii bully me. They think i am pogging"

[flat nimbus]

If I can’t make everyone see the decrepitude that awaits all flesh, what’s even the point

[wintry scarab]

You learn something new every day

[solid horizon]

synonym of decay

but more referring to the state

[wintry scarab]

good word. Sounds cool

[solid horizon]

derelict for environments and vehicles

cool words

[solid horizon]

my faorite is probably 2

[wintry scarab]

Same. I love implanted voxes

[solid horizon]

because of the whole facial harmony, lobotomy stitch and filter/grille mouth

looks like my lovely battle pilgryms

[opaque coyote]

Honestly now I'm imagining a cool animation where like

At the menu it starts out with the armless, legless, rotting flesh in front of you

And then when you press play with that character displayed

It plays an animation where it begins attaching the augments

As the cybernetic eyes begin to glow

Like bringing back a corpse from the dead (but not literally obviously)

[near wasp]

Vampire v6 got announced

[hallow saddle]

Norbit

Warhammer 40,000: Norbit

[rocky gale]

Luv my little medieval warband

[crystal forum]

feudal world militia?

[rocky gale]

Barons War

Not Warhammer

[crystal forum]

impossible

[solid horizon]

impossible

warhammer is the only and exclusive wargame with plastic minis

[rancid cove]

holy shit this 9th ed rulebook i found is in such bad quality i cant read SHIT

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907079653

[solid horizon]

enjoy art in 144p

and model displays

[rancid cove]

so little lore

in 9th

holy

[solid horizon]

I think elite said 9th was mostly a rule overhaul

but i might be wrong

it was not the year of chaos either

ultrasmurfs and crons

[rancid cove]

theres still some lore but yeah 9th is just rules it seems

the quality is dogshit too

[storm jungle]

Rulebooks are like that now unfortunately

slop rules instead of tons of lore

[rancid cove]

not even just the rulebooks im talking bout the supplements as well

its like

[solid horizon]

me when the rulebook has rule

[rancid cove]

30 pages of lore and everything else is purely rules

[storm jungle]

me when missing the point

[storm jungle]

LOL

yea supplements are shit

theres um

theres a reason they kinda stopped doing those

[outer wave]

I think 9th and 10th dont have as much lore in comparison to 8th and below

[rancid cove]

im still downloading them to read any bit of lore thats still on them

but fucking hell

at least wish the quality on these were better

its horrible

[solid horizon]

anything past 7e is a bit boring

[storm jungle]

nah 8th codexes are peak

magnum opus of 40k rulebooks

[solid horizon]

wasnt there

[storm jungle]

dont care

[solid horizon]

ok

[outer wave]

I can DM you a source for decent quality rulebooks if thats what you want

[storm jungle]

bro making statements then going "i wasnt there", what 😭

[rancid cove]

like at least with 8th and below you can still find pure digital copies
these are straight up a picture of they physical book

[solid horizon]

wasnt there therefore dont mind being wrong

came back in 9th ed to see absolute boredom

[storm jungle]

Oh man thats what you meant?

yeah uh literally anything past 8th is physical copies lol

[solid horizon]

yeah

[solid horizon]

they stopped selling digital copies ?

[storm jungle]

its not that bad dummy

[rancid cove]

dilara you dont get it you didnt see how fucking dark the rulebook was

[solid horizon]

I remember GW used to sell both digital and physical

[storm jungle]

the PDF selling was like 7th where everything was digital, then they stopped doing that because people were pirating them

😭

[storm jungle]

Show me

[solid horizon]

makes sense, I left at the beginning of 7th

[storm jungle]

yea they stoped after that because uh pirating or some shit

see BL too

[solid horizon]

they couldve gave us codices for free instead

[rancid cove]

this is the cover btw

[storm jungle]

well yeah its physically scanned

[solid horizon]

im not allocating (insert current price) bucks to rulebooks

[rancid cove]

it gets worse

[solid horizon]

embrace the darkness

[rancid cove]

yeah bro super readable

[storm jungle]

stop whining!!!

[storm jungle]

Lmao okay that is pretty dark

[solid horizon]

hey at least you're not reading it with a really bad ceiling lamp reflect in it

💀

[outer wave]

Me stuck in the void

[rancid cove]

such peak artwork

[solid horizon]

elitewolf type shit

if you pick up the horus heresy mechanicum codex

[storm jungle]

Check yo DMs playa

[solid horizon]

I kinda need it

[outer wave]

Damn she upped and did it 😔

[storm jungle]

Banned

[outer wave]

OUAA--

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HA4JkEXWcAAvCVX.gif

[rancid cove]

FROM IRON COMETH STRENGTH

[solid horizon]

from Strength cometh the number you need to roll depending on toughness in order to wound

[rancid cove]

alright he mentioned tabletop again

https://tenor.com/oRek8NQzGP5.gif

[daring creek]

Lynx are you iron within iron wjthout

[magic niche]

There's a rule in the Bolt Action soviet army where a commissar can shoot their own infantry for a morale boost

this felt marginally relevant

[rancid cove]

yeah commissars do that

their job is to make sure people arent running away from a fight basically, but this eventually can become just commissars shooting people who were slightly falling back to help someone

[rancid cove]

yeh

[daring creek]

No ya not

Estrogen within

[daring creek]

Estrogen without

[daring creek]

Gotta make sure the guys not getting away

[magic niche]

Yes true

not talking about 40k btw

mods, ban me

[daring creek]

We're turning you into an art piece son.

[magic niche]

Drukhari type shit

idk how you spell it

[rancid cove]

you spelled it right

[daring creek]

Drunkari

[rancid cove]

Commissars are invariably stern and uncompromising individuals, able to keep even the most anarchic regiments in line through fear, strength and power. Every regiment has one or more attached Commissars who remain with the regiment throughout its duties. Commissars are assigned to regiments by the Departmento Munitorum's Commissariat department, which provides high-ranking commanders to Imperial Guard armies. They have authority over both the soldiers and regimental officers. Commissars have both the right and duty to immediately execute any Imperial guardsman or officer who shows cowardice or incompetence in battle. They must also ensure the regiment does not harbor the likes of Genestealer Cultists, Chaos heretics, spies, or mutants.[18][1a] It is rare, but possible, for Commissars to be "fragged" in a staged friendly fire accident by their own troops, especially in Deathworld Regiments.[30]

from the lexicanum

[daring creek]

Not the krieg tho 😎

[magic niche]

talking about bolt action commissars 😝

[solid horizon]

nice argument, however

[magic niche]

Nice argument, however
I am in your 🅱️alls

[solid horizon]

woe, distraction decimator be upon ye

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-gif-12253442062695531197

[solid horizon]

reminder you can only shoot during your shooting phase

[rancid cove]

annas archive just lied on my face 😭 downloaded 9th ed genestealer supplement and its the same as the one titled 8th ed

its 1:1

[solid horizon]

skill issue

[flat nimbus]

doesn’t the 6th’s commissar shoot a guy dragging a wounded away from the front in their crybaby backstory cutscene, lmao

[rose thorn]

lady of vine is an baoslutely demonic kit

[wooden breach]

Yeah i remember that

Someone said retreat and he shoot the first person he saw running back

[rancid cove]

i tihnk for 10th ed ill just download the campaign and expansions

smh

[heady rivet]

@rocky gale finally got my friends to play the Fallout Tabletop Sim game and the NCR player is having a constitutional crisis already on week 2.

[outer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-the-middle-the-middle-limbus-matthias-rule-violation-gif-18204767183145636351

Haha! Iri wara!

[magic niche]

Middle birder

[outer wave]

Great Middle Birder

[magic niche]

Yes indeed

[rose thorn]

Satanic ass kit

[outer wave]

Tiny ass pieces

[rose thorn]

Everything else was quite easy tbh

[rocky gale]

Peak

[rose thorn]

Fbis was just an evil ass step

[languid meadow]

https://x.com/i/status/2060726993142898721

Talita Dospaço is my Wife (@Lucayou7)

Every negative Backrooms review sounds like:

“They made a good movie instead of making a Roblox game. 0/10.”

X · May 30, 2026, 2:16 PM

[tough haven]

I probably wont be seeing it

I just dont like the backrooms

Not even because of its brainrot quality

[magic niche]

I'm not really into the backrooms and I really enjoyed it, but that's valid

[tough haven]

just SCP and other various settings did it first, and for the most part, did it better

[outer wave]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/comments/1tr5x47/despite_chaos_being_a_vast_presence_across_the/#lightbox Oooh I like this guy's ideas here

[rancid cove]

i saw that

those are cool concepts

[daring creek]

Guys

What if backrooms x 40k?!?!?!?

[outer wave]

What if Backrooms x Frontrooms???

[languid meadow]

Isn't there a short Warhammer horror story like that

I swear

[solid horizon]

dawn of war modding scene type shit

[languid meadow]

There's a bunch and I need to find them

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Backshotrooms.....

[rancid cove]

I fuck with the idea

Especially the blood wraith

[daring creek]

Bouta stone you like a witch in salem 🙏

[rancid cove]

Slaneesh pleasure world

[languid meadow]

I feel like when people complain about daemon variety it's only khorne lmfao

[outer wave]

Yeah, I like that there's another method of humanity being used as daemonic hybrid things (like those blobby slime things from the devil realm in DnD lore)

[storm jungle]

Also 😭 😭 😭

[languid meadow]

Despite slaanesh also suffering from it

[storm jungle]

me when i gotta criticize a good movie

"erm its just people"

[languid meadow]

Tzeentch and Nurgle are pretty good tho

[rancid cove]

This movie is scene slop

[languid meadow]

For variety

[daring creek]

This movie movements..

Should I watch it

[storm jungle]

Yes

[outer wave]

I think its just that Khrone suffers egregiously from it, where the units all have similar names (blood, gore, skulls, etc) and they all look pretty similar to one another

[storm jungle]

We were discussing it earlier

its legit a great watch

[daring creek]

If I do my dads gonna wanna go with me for some reason

[storm jungle]

Does he hate movies

[daring creek]

Maybe he'll take a hint since last time

[languid meadow]

Yeah they def suffer the most from it also because they're so stereotypically demonic

[daring creek]

No just wants to spend time with me.

He slept through the Iron Lung Movie

And I'm like

Dad. These tickets are 25 dollars each.

[languid meadow]

I do think blood constructs or blood based mutants like from Elden ring would be cool asf tho

[storm jungle]

Lmao just tell him "Lets go to this movie together, you can snooze while iw atch it"

being honest is good

[languid meadow]

Mohgwyn palace type shit with big explosive ticks

[solid horizon]

gw will have you do shit like this in 2026

[daring creek]

Its a waste of money if you're just gonna sleep through the fuckin movie 😭

[storm jungle]

Then tell him if he wants to spend time with you he should do it fucking properly lol

my dad does this shit too and i just got fed up and told him this

[outer wave]

I personally would love more mythological influences in chaos god design, like Tzeentch already works with ravens and such, Khorne could work a bit with Kali-esque design influences (multiple arms, weapons, necklaces of skulls/heads, etc)

[storm jungle]

basically that or just "If you are gonna snooze like last time then dont come along"

[daring creek]

On top of that hes real fuckin slow and we get to the theater late cuz of his slug ass lmfao

[storm jungle]

Bro just dont tell him then and go yourself lmao

[solid horizon]

dad activities tbh

[storm jungle]

ironically would help with the experience

[daring creek]

Yeah I can definitely just go and do that

[solid horizon]

dads when they touch the single ounce of atom of a couch pr chair

[daring creek]

Expensive..

Oh well.

[storm jungle]

yea because knowing my dad im calling it your dad would fall asleep in the first 5 minutes

[outer wave]

Actually, you got any pics of the blood construct/mutant stuff from Elden Ring on hand by chance? I wanna see what they look like

[rancid cove]

Dads when they go wash their teeth on the morning and wakes the entire house with gag reflex noises

[solid horizon]

can't say I relate to this one bro

[daring creek]

Id say You're a bit off the mark but knowing how he is the second he gets in a real comfy chair....

[hallow saddle]

im turning into a dad more and more every year

its insane

[rancid cove]

Mf sounds like my cat throwing up but some octaves deeper

[storm jungle]

I tried to get my dad to watch the first 2 eps of the Sopranos and oh my god he was pretentious as fuck

[solid horizon]

dadification is inevitable

[storm jungle]

"Why do I give a fuck about tony's therapy"

"Why do I give a fuck about his family drama"

like

because its the plot???

lmao

what a fucking moron

[hallow saddle]

dont thumbdown my ass im 36 💀

[daring creek]

Dilara your dad might be a zoomer

[flat nimbus]

the most perfect man response to Sopranos

[solid horizon]

"I did not care for the romance in romeo and juliet" ahh

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

*most dumbass

[storm jungle]

Literally this lmfao

its hilarious because i was watching it with my brother too and my dad stood up and left

[flat nimbus]

but that’s already what I said

[storm jungle]

and after 5 eps he was like

"Nah our dad is a moron this shit is peak"

[daring creek]

Atleast my dad enjoyed breaking bad

And bcs

Shit was fun to watch w him

[outer wave]

Turns out short attention span is not just a gen alpha/gen z thing

[storm jungle]

My dad's brainrot can only bare john wick movies

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWzih0iku6T/

[rancid cove]

Is this the first time he ever watched a story

[daring creek]

Cooke

D

[languid meadow]

Gunporn

[solid horizon]

my dad goes on saying random stupid shit and facts about guns (often wrong) whenever a gun shows up onscreen and it's quite annoying because I know he always want to be right ||but never is||

[storm jungle]

Dude

his favorite movie is godfather

he watched it when it came out

[rancid cove]

Omg he's like a kid, he only cares about the cool fighting scenes

[storm jungle]

and even read the book

its actually insane

[rancid cove]

Did he hit his head after

Like

[storm jungle]

Nah he keeps comparing any movie i try to get him watch to better "movies"

[solid horizon]

SAND PEOPEL

🗣️

[storm jungle]

I wouldnt mind it but then he also starts shit-talking me infront of my siblings

"OH DILARA DOESNT UNDERSTAND MOVIES"

Fuck off

lmfao

[daring creek]

Kill.

[solid horizon]

does he ?

[storm jungle]

i almost once told him that and to just fuck off and go watch the godfather then but i held my breath lol

[hallow saddle]

get dadded

[heady rivet]

Boomer-mogged

[rancid cove]

If someone in my family ever says that to my face, family christmas gonna be ruined forever

[storm jungle]

Boomer-braindamage*

[solid horizon]

the godfather is a psyop to trick boomers into agreeing it's a good movie

[heady rivet]

Brain damage-mogged

[storm jungle]

🫵

[outer wave]

Does your dad just want movies to be pure action and nothing else?

[daring creek]

Its one thing when someone says something stupid. Its another. More infuriating thing. When they say it with near complete confidence in what they say

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah, hes a goner

[solid horizon]

I read gooner

[daring creek]

Shutup

[outer wave]

Gooned.....

[storm jungle]

Hes lucky i dont talk shit to his face tbh, entirely because i know hes gonna shout-yap for 5m and i really am too bored to deal with it

[solid horizon]

goonmogged

[rancid cove]

If yo dad a gooner legit end his life

[hallow saddle]

based

[solid horizon]

yes ma'am Im on the way

[vital ginkgo]

Could any legion without a primarch win a war against another legion with their primarch? Like the strongest legion without primarch vs weakest legion with primarch.

[outer wave]

Shame, hope he'll watch something that'll be his "I get it now." moment

[storm jungle]

Doubt it

guy's a dumbass

his loss so whatever

[rancid cove]

He can never experience true peak

[solid horizon]

I was once woken up to the sound of porn moans because my dad forgot I had schedule changes

[storm jungle]

🗣️ CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER-

[outer wave]

Really would depend on the situation tbh

[vital ginkgo]

What is your opinion then

[storm jungle]

Lİke

where do we start

we got 18 legions

lmfao

[solid horizon]

dont even joke lad

[rancid cove]

It depends on like
Author
Legion
Context

[storm jungle]

unless its ultras

they'd kill everyone

lol

same with dark angels

unleash WMD

[solid horizon]

depends on the dice roll

[rancid cove]

Always bet on ultrasloppers

[outer wave]

Too broad and some of these legions are too specialized versus ones that are too general, so it'd be hard to say unless we had some context.

[storm jungle]

^

[outer wave]

I realize thats unsatisfactory to hear but yeah

[storm jungle]

the best part is legions are specialized until the author also forgets their specialization

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mute-gif-1542884459512151725

[storm jungle]

BRAVO VINCE

[solid horizon]

falls for it every time

[storm jungle]

"falls for it"

you literally do that constantly bro

😭

[solid horizon]

yes ?

[storm jungle]

no

anyway

500000 more enslaved robots to the Dark Angels

[solid horizon]

agreed

[rancid cove]

10 Trillion more banned dark age of technology weaponry to the Dark Angels and 1 thingamajing for the Ultramarines as a treat

[outer wave]

@vital ginkgo Like example: Iron Warriors are specifically tailored to siege warfare, which means they'd get outcompete against anyone that doesnt specialize in defense, like Imperial Fists. Hence, why there's a rivalry between those two and why they'd likely just get into a stalemate. If you took IW out of that specific niche, they'd probably do meh in terms of performance, like defending.

[storm jungle]

"Muhammed Ali vs Mike Tyson" question

[languid meadow]

Muhammed Avdol...

[lament shoal]

Shit vs poop

[rancid cove]

IW's defense is also top tier

Baal vs Moloch

[daring creek]

I could beat both of em

[rancid cove]

Who yall voting next election, Satan or Lucifer

[languid meadow]

You would get disintegrated like Rorschach

[daring creek]

Naw

Im like uh

[rancid cove]

Missus round 1:

[storm jungle]

Missus

you are a woman

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907079653

[daring creek]

John slick

[storm jungle]

Tyson has extra damage against women

💀

[daring creek]

You're a woman

[rancid cove]

He gonna bite yo ear after he knocks u out

[storm jungle]

Not the one fighting him lmao

[storm jungle]

ACTUALLY WAIT

We can find a loophole

[daring creek]

😭

[storm jungle]

we can bribe Tyson and he'll just go down like that Jake Paul match

[languid meadow]

#demonrestrained

[storm jungle]

fucking sellout

lmfao

[rancid cove]

Mike Tyson this match was promised to me 3000 years ago

[daring creek]

That one part where he walks off

[rancid cove]

Heres 10k

[daring creek]

Bare moon

Why did jake eve fight him anyway

I mean the show was goodi

[magic niche]

I have some very obscure knowledge that AJ Ayer, who was like a 70 year old British guy, confronted Mike Tyson when he was harassing a woman

[daring creek]

I didn't care for them fighting that much

[flat nimbus]

pretty sure taking a paid dive isn’t the worst thing Mike Tyson has been legally convicted of

[rancid cove]

Ali is gonna be easy as fuck bro was so gone he barely knew he existed

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[daring creek]

The ladies fighting was cool though

I liked the rematch

[storm jungle]

dude the ladies fighting was peak

better than the actual match

[flat nimbus]

cred

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

But that italian chick was a little....idk. didn't she get a cheap shot in

[rancid cove]

Anything that doesnt involve Jake Paul is peak

[storm jungle]

problem is as Randal put it

that cred meant jackshit

because everyone knew it was rigged

lmao

[daring creek]

Yep

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-omni-man-omni-man-gyatt-gif-170374859293915187

[daring creek]

People were transvestigating that one lady too

People can't be normal lmfao

[lament shoal]

How does the even fucking do that

[storm jungle]

Viltrumite

next question

[rancid cove]

Hes him

[outer wave]

Naruto protagonist power

[storm jungle]

hes Thraggamed Ali

[rancid cove]

HE'S THE FUCKING GRAND REGENT PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME

🗣️

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[lament shoal]

My ogryn solos him

[daring creek]

Ur ogyrn eats floor crumbs

[solid horizon]

grand regnet

[storm jungle]

His ogryn:

[lament shoal]

Exactly, he’s too hungry. He’ll eat Thragg too

[storm jungle]

🥀

[queen laurel]

your ogryn, think you can beat a superhuman literally don't be capable of taking warships out by flying through it?

[lament shoal]

Yeah he’s the one doing the ripping

[lament shoal]

Yeh

[outer wave]

My ogryn killing Thragg (he knows how to slide dodge)

[storm jungle]

You're in the hospital little bro, turn down the gas 😭

[solid horizon]

one rock and thragg is gone

[lament shoal]

He already ate the hospital

[storm jungle]

you're in the hospital bed next to him 😭

[solid horizon]

put to cosmic sleep

[storm jungle]

Thats helium

[rancid cove]

Ogryn gonna be ego checked like Mark vs Battle Beast in that apartment fight

[solid horizon]

calgar vs thragg

[outer wave]

Nah dude, thats a hologram, he's actually right behind you--

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-battle-beast-battlebeast-gif-13041464669856910869

[storm jungle]

I know this is a meme but not even a contest 💀

[solid horizon]

yeah cuz calgar wins

[storm jungle]

nah

anyway next

[lament shoal]

I like how y’all are taking this seriously

[solid horizon]

I mean thragg dies

[storm jungle]

we really arent

[solid horizon]

calgar aint ded yet

[storm jungle]

im just bored lol

also man

i miss the season already

[outer wave]

Thragg would die from Ogryn grenade

[rancid cove]

CALGAR RUN YOU CANT THIS ONE
Calgar:

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-thragg-fraud-watch-fraud-thragshots-gif-5154377450796792718

[storm jungle]

to be fair memes aside

[solid horizon]

thragg vs melta bomb

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid cove]

Hes Thragging it

[jade holly]

AYO

[storm jungle]

SAY WALLAHI

[outer wave]

I dont like that gif 💀

[storm jungle]

also I miss the season already

it was great how everyone here was talking about

[outer wave]

He's getting Thraggshotted bro.....

[storm jungle]

and John was like the only guy out

trying to segway and everyone was just talking about all the fight scenes

[jade holly]

Not the Viltrumite handshake

[storm jungle]

Handsake?

nah

Handshots 💀

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-invincible-1

[tough haven]

He should have killed that annoying bug

[jade holly]

The best part is Thragg doesn’t even look gleeful or malicious during it

[storm jungle]

give Oliver some rest 💀

[solid horizon]

grand pregnant

[tough haven]

Nah its just another day for him

[storm jungle]

hes like that lvl1 zealot player

[storm jungle]

Thats a later arc

keep up

🗣️

[solid horizon]

yes ma'am

will look forward

[outer wave]

Wait so question: can vilrumites get any species pregnant?

[storm jungle]

tbh

Uhhh

do you want an actual answer

[flat nimbus]

oh he’ll get some rest one day

[jade holly]

Me or what Gut asked?

[storm jungle]

🤰

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

Viltrumites the moment you start feeling yourself way too much in a fight: 🫱

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid cove]

[flat nimbus]

Viltrumite physiology is incredibly adaptive 🫃

[jade holly]

After seeing the mpreg emote for so long this looks cursed

[outer wave]

If that was referring to my question, yeah cuz now that I think about it, Viltrimites can just up and have a child with a bug-species with no issues? Does that make them hemi-parasitic in the sense like a cuckoo is?

[storm jungle]

TLDR: Yes. And its an important plot point WAY later so spoilers.

their genes are extremely potent

its why Mark's only resemblance of Debbie is the eastern look

[daring creek]

Kill eachother now.

[storm jungle]

otherwise he basically has all of Nolan's traits

you can see how muc he looks like young Nolan too

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/viltrumite-omni-man-laughing-charles-barkley-nba-on-tnt-omni-man-gif-11042924214303910998

[opaque coyote]

Debbie's genes are so powerful it made Mark look somewhat asian

[outer wave]

Thats grim when you think about it

[jade holly]

Not as important as the story of the goat ||Love Machine Kreeg 🗣️ 🔥||

[storm jungle]

Not asian enough

[flat nimbus]

Invincible is fun but god do I have zero interest in Viltrumite reproduction

[storm jungle]

I mean

there isnt much to say

[flat nimbus]

||so boy do I get tired of the series||

[storm jungle]

they just fuck

[opaque coyote]

It never dives into it

Like

[storm jungle]

lmao

[rancid cove]

sex

[outer wave]

Imagine your species slowly getting taken over by something that resembles yours but isnt quite part of it

[storm jungle]

Tbh theres nothing to dive into it like i said

its literally just sex lol

it aint that complicated

[opaque coyote]

At most they just explain why they can fuck a bug

[daring creek]

There's sex in my gore show?

[opaque coyote]

that's all

[daring creek]

Why

[storm jungle]

I got bad news for IRL................

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/mMGITgGs1wL.gif

[vagrant fox]

comic authors are sex degenerates

[opaque coyote]

"THERE'S FIGHTING IN MY GAY SEX???"

• average baki fan

[flat nimbus]

yes and I would love if we just responded to ‘oh no the viltrumites are gonna die out’ with ‘lol sucks to suck’

[rancid cove]

REAL

[flat nimbus]

actually me

[surreal nest]

viltrumites have the right to defend themselves

[storm jungle]

Nolan being sad about his species dying as if they werent literal space marines on mega-steroids 😭

[flat nimbus]

…sexually?

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/orc-stupid-confused-ace-gif-13476968382900915363

[flat nimbus]

Allen will do nothing wrong

[opaque coyote]

tbf he is part of the literal space marine on mega-steroids

[storm jungle]

"ALLEN, RELEASE THE VIRUS ONCE IM DEAD. I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THAT SHIT" 🗣️

[opaque coyote]

kinda hard to not feel bad cause you are literally part of that group

[queen laurel]

yeah the amount of Depth is basically

They fuck compatible species

Their DNA is so strong it literally overpowers the dna of the mated species

and boom, depending on how compatible the species you you get viltrumites of varying strength

[storm jungle]

they asked for it lol

[plush mason]

rare warhammer fandom progressive W

[rancid cove]

"My species... the empire... We lost everything"

How the Viltrum race was moving:

[jade holly]

No Zahndrekh and Obyron? Weak

[opaque coyote]

yeah it's also why Nolan was fine destroying the planet and all that

[storm jungle]

say wallahi

[flat nimbus]

“I know you thought I was a rational and grounded person, AND I TOTALLY WAS UNLIKE EVERY OTHER VILTRUMITE!”

[surreal nest]

that dude was fucked for just putting that on allen its like reading a random suicide note that fully blames you

[plush mason]

just the fact its all gay and interacial couples is surprising to me

[magic niche]

Guilliman x me

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, kinda fucked up to shove onto a person

On day one

[storm jungle]

to be fair its fucked but Thaedus 100% knows Allen will use that shit

[opaque coyote]

of their job also

[rancid cove]

Me x Perturabo

[flat nimbus]

SHUSH

[daring creek]

Why is girlyman touching an arbitrator

[storm jungle]

Gonna shove it up your-

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stand-balance-wise-cat-top-cat-gif-3520757

[surreal nest]

SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daring creek]

This cat has great aura

[flat nimbus]

next you’re gonna say Bulletproof is gonna be responsible for some fucked up shit

[storm jungle]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HJeb6eLaQAEMxTc.mp4

[jade holly]

Yeah… no you really don’t want that

[magic niche]

👅

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, I am impressed that Invincible actually made me feel slightly bad for genocidal maniacs

ngl

[rancid cove]

WHO DECIDED THAT?

[storm jungle]

tbh

that soundtrack during the genocide

[jade holly]

Ask every 10th son of his

[storm jungle]

that mostly did the heavy lifting

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

ME AND HIM WILL MAKE A SON HE ACTUALLY LOVES

[opaque coyote]

Homelander Theme tier ngl

[rancid cove]

WHETEVER HE LIKES IT OR NOT

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/viltrum-impressed

[jade holly]

Ayo hold on now

[opaque coyote]

But I think the scourge virus was like

the more disturbing one for me

[flat nimbus]

it’s me, I’m the one who still feels nothing for the Viltrumites

[storm jungle]

I mean chemical weapons so

again they deserved it lol

[flat nimbus]

sucks to suck, shouldn’t have been galactic fascists

[plush mason]

^

[storm jungle]

its okay to feel sympathy but the problem is ALLEN SAID HIMSELF they learned NOTHING fro it.

[opaque coyote]

It hits that exact feeling of

"They deserved it, but damn is it difficult to watch."

Or well 'difficult'

in the same way a car crash is

[plush mason]

all they did was double down even harder

[storm jungle]

Thragg saying shit like "The death of every viltrumite leaves a void in me"

MY MAN

😭

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[jade holly]

Thragg just needs to work at Mickey D’s for a week and he’ll destroy the Earth

[vagrant fox]

you wouldn't get it

[opaque coyote]

Right before punching Nolan back into space

Bro was mourning his ops right in front of them

[plush mason]

he ordered the death of like half their population the fuck

[rancid cove]

Thragg was the single viltrumite in existence that needed to go that man had nothing redeemable about him

[storm jungle]

tbh imagine

he did that purge

and they still had QUADRILLIONS

[flat nimbus]

THEY HAVE TO BE STROOOOOONG

[opaque coyote]

lmao

[surreal nest]

anybody watch spider noir yet

[celest cedar]

based

[plush mason]

ah yes the russian women sniper

[opaque coyote]

Still fucking haunting though

[plush mason]

she was based

[opaque coyote]

Especially the fucking ring being made out of corpses

Like damn

[zenith prairie]

I wish I knew more people that played bolt action

[storm jungle]

out 40k-ing 40k is legit impressive

[flat nimbus]

Lyudmila Pavilchenko is the true sniper hero of WWII, get fucked Simo

[arctic talon]

It’s that mid 2000’s edge

[jade holly]

Abelard, I got an idea

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

It is my favorite visual of the entire series

[storm jungle]

it makes no sense but is metal as fuck

[arctic talon]

It’s super cool

lol

[opaque coyote]

It'

s also disturbing to see them up close

[vagrant fox]

The amount of bodies you need to make that is lmbo but it's cool

[opaque coyote]

like perfectly preserved

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shawn-breezy-fall-1

[opaque coyote]

mummified

[plush mason]

its something the fucking admech would do over some penal world

[celest cedar]

sniper bodycount competition

[storm jungle]

i think the math was like quadrillions

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-cat-caticopter-flying-cat-cat-cat-delivery-gif-16435729280981956300

[flat nimbus]

Chris Kyle walks in and the entire bar turns to look at him till he just leaves

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[celest cedar]

LOL

[storm jungle]

"erm muh country im so proud"

gets killed by PTSD-haver because his country sucks

womp womp

[languid meadow]

Been seeing a ton of Welsh people shit on Irish people lately

What da hell is going on

[zenith prairie]

The American sniper POS?

[storm jungle]

yea him

glad most people have woke up to his nonsense

[zenith prairie]

I only know him because he talked shite about Jessie Ventura

[storm jungle]

LMAO YEA

[jade holly]

I just fucking realized the dragon on your flag is Trogdor

[storm jungle]

I love how Jessie was like "Uh who what?"

[zenith prairie]

TROGDOOOOR

[opaque coyote]

Although I can't help but wonder how only like double digit number of viltrumites remained

Because wouldn't some of them be in space?

[languid meadow]

The only seal I've enjoyed listening to is Mrballin he seems cool the rest are weirdos

[jade holly]

TROGDOR WAS A MAN! I mean… HE WAS A DRAGON MAN! 🗣️ 🔥

Or maybe he was just a dragon…

[opaque coyote]

ngl it should've at least been in the hundreds.

[flat nimbus]

my favorite part of that saga is Jesse refusing to drop the suit after Kyle died

[opaque coyote]

because how tf would the scourge virus infect someone off planet

[jade holly]

How do only like 4 saiyans still exist when Vegeta got blown up

[opaque coyote]

tbf it was explained that Frieza called them over

[zenith prairie]

But he was still TROGDOOOOR
TROGDOOOOR

[opaque coyote]

Flimsy ik

but it's better than like 0 explanation

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-frieza-supernova-dragon-ball-super-broly-gif-12522304238397299681

[opaque coyote]

Also they weren't as numerous as the viltrumites