#40k-lore-chat
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I still have no idea what the fuck the game is about

You and the Deep State fight against Amazon HQ
Only for the Deep State to betray you so you fucking kill them
And nuke one of their bases
Also the deep state is worse than the enemies you're fighting
You're literally playing as a horror monster yourself basically
Both organizations the Syndicate (Deep State) and Horizon HQ (Amazon) basically suck btw
herm
I vaguely remember story beats then fucking Gianni flashes in my head
Oh yeah also magic is real
And public
That's why fucking mothman exists
And the cult
Yeah magic casually just exists
Horizon also fucks with it
That's also the explanation for shit like the backrooms
Also this is what the MC looks like underneath their ski mask and uniform
I wasn't joking when I said you basically play as a horror monster
I missed tf out of this report
I might go back and replay the game after all the updates it got
You can shoot down a nuclear submarine
...like literally shoot down

i don't fucking remember that
Yeah there was some map Expansions
Also you can now use a sword
It can deflect bullets

wicked
There's a reason why they wear the masks
yeah this is all new what da hell
I played at launch I don't remember being able to knock their masks off
INTERSECTION
Tbf lore wise the masks are literally nailed onto their faces
You can see it if you melee their masks off
icic
I'm almost there...
Trepang lore is fucking wild in general
Equally as much of a drug trip as the gameplay

yeah def need to go back and play it all again
But it also has a surprising amount of perspective on how normal people react to the bullshit that happens
Like Horizon HQ getting all of their crimes against humanity revealed
And then the CEO actually tries to explain why
But of course, it sounds fucking insane to most people to hear
"We're doing all of this so we can fight against the Deep State which wants to solidify the control of the world."
Which is why the Horizon building is mostly empty
Only loyalists are left basically. They're actually explicitly volunteers
Mostly everyone else fucked off
I say mostly because there's some civilians left who haven't evacuated in time
That the Syndicate immediately executed
I remember that level it was a pain in the ass on a higher diff
I genuinely had to stare
At it for a bit
To see what was off

this is peak slender art
he blends in really well
I used to spend a shit load of time in the woods as a kid and yeah some trees just look like people
for no fucking reason
Yeah that's something that is like universal for nearly every interpretation of Slenderman.
That he's supposed to blend in with the forest due to his height
The tentacles imitating branches
Waiting to snatch some poor bastard at any moment
And idk
Touch them
💀
Ilikemenderman
It doesn't help his case that he mainly goes after children
Bro is a Diddy disciple
...god fucking damnit now I'm imagining some shit like
Slenderman tweeting out that the allegations against him are false
"I don't touch minors. I just brainwash them and turn them into proxies."
"No, it's very different. I am not a pedophile or a groomer."
"God this was easier when people just collected my pages.."
Yeah. Got popularized and basically infused into his mythos tho
Because tbf, Marble Hornets is peak
I feel like the name Slenderman got too diluted when he should be The Slender Man
But that’s just me
pretty sure The Slender Man is the movies
I mean that's probably the intention but like
Slenderman rolls off the tongue better
Slenderman and The operator are the internet ones
Also Morley Grove
Top tier Slenderman interpretation
Made by the same guy that made Gemini home entertainment
The ender man
Fun fact. The ender man's weird ass sounds while idle is literally just backwards speak
And they say shit like "Hello!"
"How are you?"
"What's up?"
So they're literally just chill.
They just hate it when people stare at them
...
Or want to grab their balls
Oh John did you see what I said earlier?
I broke the Immortals
I was allegedly asleep
90 hits, wound on 3+ vs infantry
But my nose decided it should go on lock mode
What ?
Alright so you know how we can take multiple detachments in 11e?
my fav interpretation is that they communicate via mental link and shit but since the player is an empty husk it freaks them out
completely unintended by the devs but I think it's cool
I saw the faction focus picture but was too tired to read it, funnily enough it's the old necron scheme
Hang on what the fuck was that
Honestly personal thing is the generic "They were humans and you remind them of what they were"
I got a pinged message pop up but no ping alert anyways
Makes sense given that a fucking pumpkin prevents them from raging
It was like a long string of numbers
Or maybe you're just ugly
And letters
So ugly that it enrages them
It looked like a code
Bro got a private message from the omnissiah
bro's been touched
In general Minecraft has a lot of implied shit
Intentionally made for players to theorize
And make up
Ur pc gonna explode
Likely a spam thing
That quickly got deleted
Scrap code bro it's joever
I should be fine? I’m not hacked
It was like a long line of code
And then a code that's for a website that's totally not a scam
Anything as you didn't click anything sussy it should be fine
It showed up like a pinged message at the top of my screen on mobile
some applications just do that shit
Besides considering that it was deleted quickly and it was in discord. It's fine
I didn’t click it
oh
Check spams
prob a bug or a spam message
Likely that
It was a spam request
Vashtorr in yo dms
I got like 32 of them but they were all from over a month ago
idk why I got one now all of a sudden
Also Ghasts are basically implied to actually be from the overworld with the release of the Happy Ghast.
And that they're basically suffering eternally due to their skin literally being stretched and inflated
So basically they're in constant suffering
Minecraft theorists
It's fun
We all know mc makes no sense at all
Also Ghasts kinda always just
Bothered me
Probably due to how fucking disturbing I found them as a 6 year old kid
The screeches mainly
Apparently the sounds were actually from C418's cat
Well no shit dudes fire artillery shells while you're building a bridge over lava
I majored in IS yet my blood goes cold if I accidentally open a spam dm after deleting it
Real
This is IT territory smh I just know the processes of this crap
Opening a spam dm won’t do anything right? I need to click a link?
Yeah
Also as long as the cmd prompt doesn't open up for a sec you're probably fine.
Discord hack technology ain't that advanced yet
Anyways with all that taken care of, lemme get back to what I was saying.
"so I have this game I'm working on..."
Cryptek Conclave + Hand of the Dynasty.
Immortals get assault and an enhancement that gives Rapid Fire
Attach a Shroud Overlord with Gauntlet of Compression, Plasmancer with Tools of Dominion (the rapid fire)
You know have an Immortald unit that get Rapid Fire within 15”. So 30 hits base, sustained Hits 2 on a 5+ crit
You can shoot after advancing and have an innate 11” movement and can move through terrain
Oh yeah but like you need specific HQ
And because of Technosorcerous Augmentations you can get Anti Infantry 3+
So now you have 30 hits at base and 90 hits max that wound on 3+
and you can move 11”, move through terrain
And you’re out of range of charges
And if they move in range, not only can you on overwatch them but they need to make a further charge
And if you have scarabs to screen?
Yeah no you're never scoring 30 6s bro
We all know how formidably necron infantry does when it comes to shooting
20 guys firing their water gun
2-3 hits land
Unless of course your army is made from heavy infantry i.e. destroyers
Anti infantry 3+ is all I need tbh
Good if u dont have tesla carbines I guess
Right I forgot you can take multiple detachments now
Chaos is going to be fucking feral
What would happen If a emperors children marine was cut off from the warp?
rlly?
I mean yeah
I thought they would stop feeling slaaneshs extacsy
They’d also lose out on their god marks
extasy or whatever
I was trying to remember the blind nid
fucking Tyrant Guard
never really see them too often which sucks
nah I think the bikes for the crons are also rarely seen
What are they called again
Tomb Blades
The kings of secondaries
Ive seen them but yeah they are a bit rare
Tbh
Triarch stalker fell out of fashion as well
Hey what ya talking about?
Is it weird for me to see that the best home guard models are Imotekh, Deathmarks and Hexmarks?
I love dnd
truuu
Dnd is great
Where else can I give 3.5 sq miles of organism a heart attack
Destroy n Demolish
I got kicked from my first dnd group
Skill issue
Evil any guesses as to the detachment prices?
And what the Hell is going to happen to Starshatter?
Is Szarekh good outside of Starshatter?
Idk ive never played anything else than what I have
6e antique stuff
Might be stuff to ask elite about
Most epic heroes tend to be good regardless of the detachment
huge rewards
Unless they have their own thing, like huron
Are there any dark age of tech cybernetics still in use?
Yes
Though usually not of the super power degree
Are they more subtle than what the ad mech uses?
Bad Dragon swords
But the LOV stuff is basically from that time period
That’s it, get in the catacombs skitarii
Get in the WHAT skitarri?
Catacombs 
I know what catacombs are, just the sentence got me for a moment
Anyway, sure
Im already being sent to the Garth Ennis room every now and then
He said catacombs not dungeon
You see anything particularly neat in the weapons we're getting for Skittles?
Idk I like the stuff rn
I’m excited
The transonic weapons are a new model compared to the ones on minis
I’m most excited for the phosphor blast pistol
Tbh
This is good?
Just cover shit in super white phosphorus
It's
Well
Devastating
Can't say that word
I'm sure you can guess tho
God forbids a skitarii gets a lil excited
The phosphor is all over the armory Subtribune
It is currently burning a hole through the wall
Tbh it's funny we got a wide majority of skitarii weapons in one go
Im willing to bet rejects are going to be very skeptical of skitarii
They might get to share some melees lol
(˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ
Mmm
Kirk Flavored Ice Cream
One part makes me say strawberry taste
The other makes me say blood
Yet both are red
His red cherry face made me think about ice cream
Are
White people
Just strawberry ice cream
You think hes pretty
No
Gay for the kirk
The AI gifs make his face more proportionate
You like KKC
Compared to how he looks in real life
Looked*
I can't tell if painting the text makes this more cooked or less.
@celest cedar you fucked up. We're coming for you.
what did I do
Ruined the text that was mine
Missus is stoned
Don’t forget the new vanguard enemy too
They'll be easy to kill
For me at least
However
I can't wait
so watch people cry about shield enemies
Mr E will poo his shoes
angry birds ear gif
if bulwarks simply block the trans sonic sword i will be mad
Grrrr my weapon isn't a one tap kill button!!
being annoyed by bulwarks is normal
Just spam krak
i only play fun classes
Implying sticky bombs aren't fun
the automatically kill anything that challenges you button is a little lame ngl
listen i swapped off of duelling sword to force greatsword because the latter is way cooler, even if it can't zhoop in and perfectly skewer a crusher to death instantly
blocking bullets is so fucking useless when gunners like to flank you anyway it's just cooler
Crusher.
Tactical axe
using agri shotgun
Kill the things
This is Walter's neighborhood.
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I accentally typed Mexicanum instead of Lexicanum
i don't know who skylar is
the Mickey Is Forced To Choose Between Goofy And His Country video pops off
Woman who tries to split from a drug maker and dealer but cant
Because said guy pretends to be danger
Well Californium is an element.
.
Californicationnnnnnn
californicashuuunnnnnn
@rancid cove would you say the death of Kirkia was a net positive for The Imperium since it made for Kirkians?
The inferior Russian themed regiment
Oh, which is the other one?
Vostroyans i assume
VOSTROYANSSSS
boooo shut up
Ohhh cool
Kislev in space
Indeed
THE FEDS?? What are they doing here
LA Homeless regiment
remind me are these guys just the cossacks
the brush man army
Cossacks/Imperial Russia, yeah
while Valhallans are the soviets
Warhammer 40K vs helldivers vs fallout larp off
Fallout has normal fans
Minecraft larp that’s a big one too
Uhhhhehehehhhhhuhuhhhhhhhh
^ legionaire
Idk fallout fans kinda fuckin annoying
those are NV fans
Dude I saw a video of one of those shitty wojack animation skits
And ITS SO FUCKING LARP LMAO
Shut the fuck up
Something something hail caesar idk never played the game
ave true to KKKaisar
It was about a super mutant prostitute
The joke wasn’t that super mutants can’t reproduce
I'm replaying NV rn tbh
yea, and you're a nerd
Buddy
Pal
You're a mod in a 40k server
4 is my favorite fallout game
You're the biggest nerd here and we're both autists
I became a mod to rule over and be a tyrant
you became a nerd to read lore
we are not the same

Lmao

LMFAO
I was one of the few people that expected him to survive and live a pathetic life but death by kraken is peak too
“I lvoe the railroad guys I think slavery is bad :3”
NV larpers: “FAKE FAN FAKE FAN WORST FACTION DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE”
I like how his death sparked the theory he canr actually talk to fish but control them, but hes schizophrenic
The way the kraken kills him is a reflexion of his own self hatred
huron blackheart reference
and the word bethesda
He accidentally controlled the fish to kill him
“I love obsidian but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER play their games besides NV”
I remember The Deep's actor wanted him to die by being drowned in like a bucket
"fallout NV has best story"
-> elon musk pngtuber forgot his physical password
Because his gills are on his torso, so if you just held his head under water he'd still drown
Feel like house fans are the only sane people left in the fallout nv community, the other 3 are just full of Nazi now
3 as in factions
I despised every faction in new vegas, which made the game boring for me
Lmao
the setting bore me
LMAO
I mean its true I dont enjoy NV, but it's a matter of personal taste
I think it had some neat aspects
I fucking LOVE fallout I think it’s the best setting ever but Jesus Christ I hate the community lmao
selling cass to the van graffs was neat
Have you ever actually been a fan of something then gone and enjoyed interacting with the fan base?
“Oh yeah I really like how 4 expands upon synths from 3 I think it was a fun direction”
“There was synths in 3?”
NV has better writing than 3 but the mid west / casino aspect is very boring to me as well so I get that
“Sorry i never played fallout 3”
No
^ mid opinion
and i say this as a NV hater
omg a nv hater
Every fucking fandom makes me regret enjoying a setting
a rare breed
"erm urm muh NCR"
SHUT THE FUCK UP
NV has better overall writing than 3, I think people just are blinded to see the quality in anything else
Son
You will play Caravan for 9 hours, you will fail to understand how Caravan works, you'll lose all your caps and then you'll open Steam and write a 10/10 review
anything with a minmaxer community in it (darktide included)
Caravan is easy
0KSD0FK0SDFK
It's blackjack but 26
bruh
Don't like to me
Incredible
This is just pure gold
No one knows how Caravan works
I think ive already said it before, but I co created a minecraft mod accurately recreating fallout 1-3, and it was even approved by Jonah Lobe (the guy who modelled creatures in fallout games and skyrim, he is responsible for deathclaws)
It's one of lifes greatest mysteries
and uh
If you play NV enough you eventually learn how it works and it's just blackjack but a little more lol
unfortunately we had to deal with the worst individuals possible
enclave nazis
frank horrigan larpers
I'm scared to watch that video and waste 18 minutes of my life
Oh yeah ask a NV fan about any faction besides the big 4 in NV and they will explain the quicker speed run tactic and nothing else
its easy that even a teen me can understand
all the fun bunch 😐
“Oh yeah I love the khans”
“Oh I always just kill the khans on sight”
rip
The khans sell a lot of good stuff if you care to ally with them
Their armory vendor is gun runners tier
MTG for boomers
Dont do it, your feed is gonna get filled with "erm season 5 is bad because woke"
Lh yeah in the burnt down house right
Match cards, easy
Ye
how are yall losing money in caravan 😭
thats the easiest early game moneymaker bruh
Because no one knows how it works
fallout 1 gambling was better
Even the creators don't understand it, it's lost technology
I became rich thanks to gambling there
I love red corsairs
👎
(I dont)
I like the Khans as a reflection of indigenous people in the US and their suffering, the parallels to things like the bear river massacre is really interesting
And how the player base views the khans reflects on irl views of indigenous people too
ironing my hand real hard
Oh that’s the joke lol
yeah cause red corsairs and iron hands logo are very fuckign similar
Lmao
oh yeah my bad it's open
i wasnt aware IH invented fist logos
I was about to correct MR 3 about the pic then I realized the joke was they are both hands
Funny they both have the wrist spike
🖐️
diamond wrist and spikes
Genuinely wanted to see what shit was gonna talk about
Some times I want to study how they think, because aint no way they dont have some type of mental illness
there is none
its just
"im mad because im a republican"
lmao
Hey what game are the grim dark larpers on so I can avoid it
uhhh
Is it still konflict
WHAT

Or are they bad on 40K
IM A XE/XIM
You better start believing in chud fandoms Maggie
YOU'RE IN ONE...
HAAHSHAHSHAHHSHAHS LMAO


So a fan?
True
My ex's YouTube feed was flooded with these fuck-ass videos.
40k touched me

Good thing theyre an ex now
OH WAIT I BOGHT BROOD GUARD KT LMAO
Point on the mini where 40k touched you
everyday you look more and more like the world eater logo
I am reducing you to atoms
Got that IRL Luck 10 stat babyyy--
Dodged a NUKE
whatever, bathe in the blood tank
I remember being like 12 and watxhing videos like those
Good thing I grew a brain
Unironically watched Ben Shapiro 
I remember my youtube being absolutely plagued by charlie kirk back during the presidentials
Some other chump got 'em pregnant within three weeks of them hooking up.
I am the New Nevadean Capsule of Luck.
like blocking the vids didnt even work
on yt, instagram
everywhere I went
the kirk was there
if this is not propaganda idk what it is
When younger i legit thought Shapiro was a good debater.
Then I grew up and realised he only targets teenagers who cant form a cohesive argument and talks/interupts them at every turn to smash his own point in
glad everyone in the world has realised hes a fucking shill lmao
They were preparing his assassination
Where are you form
me when Im in an interrupting conversations the fastest competition but my opponent are ben shapiro and charlie kirk
northwestern france 💀
Bruh
I ask because I had NO IDEA who the fuck Kirkboy was before he got domed
I had
so it legit had to be something on your algo i think
like i did not EVER hear his name
and when I woke up to read he got [Precision] I thought it was a fatal mistake
KEK
I never watch videos I swear only music
This didnt stop him from actually being demolished by some teens who actually knew how to debate
He once thought he could go up against students from Harvard and got his ass beat 
the guy had legit so much influence I knew it was a mistake to kill him that way because every republican would use the left as a scapegoat
Kirky getting his face shot off was the biggest "hurhh??" of my chud Americano life.
Hadn't the foggiest who the guy was.
BASED
It didnt work, the republicans dont care about his death now
They tried to spark a civil war over it
Now nobody cares
they did a bit in the beginning but oh well even if he wasn't dead they would have said it anyways
Think that AI Kirk song was essentially a celebration of him dying.
The republicans were right with 1 thing tho
Killing Charlie did create new ones... He is... everywhere...
yea he became an idol
"we should bomb and kill people in the name of the christ totally, and we should support israel in their plans"
an idol of MEMES
minecraft slime
He's suffering a fate worse than being forgotten
Being remembered, in the worst way possible
Bro was legit saying "people" like Mamdani aka us muslims eat with our hands and that we bombed the towers like bruh what did i do lmao
YEP, again literal joke
i see him now and i just laugh
such a fucking bozo
one sows what they reap
He looked dumber than me.
That's a genetic anomaly.
LOL
I mean the guy would prepare propaganda stands on campuses full of teenagers what did he expect genuinely
Bro do not search his smile
Its the worst thing on Earth
he would also host this horrible thing
I TOLD YOU
where women had to pay 100$ bills to attend lectures of him talking about how women should be household appliances and babymakers
Dawg the AI legit makes Charlie look better than he actually was
the dude was genuine garbage
unfortunte for him he died in the AI slop era
L bozo.
and gen alpha kids just recently exposed to tech
Fortunately*
I want him to be remembered like a clown
He died in the perfect era for people like him
To be remembered as a joke
holy shit
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in france the national front used his death as a way to rally more to their sick ideology
its disgusting
Gish gallop really does sound something associated to Ben Shapiro
He just has the look for it
mf shaped like that one lego headpiece
hol on lemme find it
his own wife seems to celebrate his death according to the lavish events she threw 💀
The Republican Neutral Special: Gish Geeking.
yes
Been foreeever since I done had a Lego set.
Random people online were more mad about his death than Erika
She was throwing parties barely 1 week after he died
Now my life's earnings belong to GW plastic.
meanwhile Erika is partying
->fascist propagandist
->has wife named Erika
what did god mean by this
My lack of terrain as I have barely entered the hobby will come in the form of: MORE Aegis Defense Lines.
would be even funnier if shes actually german american
Random republicans on Instagram: THEY KILLED HIM, THEY KILLED CHARLIE KIRK HERE IN UTAH!! [Uncontrollable sobbing] THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT DID!!
Erika Kirk:
I cast pringle tube sniper tower
Primbgles...
one of my decimator (hulking bipedal daemon engine) once died next to one
to eldar bikes
it's I think the only vehicle with the ability to revive
so basically when you revive you have to do it out of engagement distance, but nothing is specified about verticality
so the guy ended up respawning on top of the tower, fighting off swarms of eldar bikes king kong style
I love pringle tube sniper towers
Ain't no way.
you cant even get melee'd by anything else than aircraft up there
This subreddit is a gem filled cave
Headache to the eyeballs.
"trans rights"
all he does in the short-film is kill literal hooligans and killers btw
The funny thing is that both Punisher's would kill transphobic folk
to be real he just kills people
"THEY HAVE RUINED THE CHARACTER"
who will tell them?
meanwhile "real" Punisher
Does the exact same thing
Punisher says Trans Rights
conservatives are strangely obsessed with what isn't their business
Im half-sure Bernthal actually did
America's strongest transphobic chudling vs. the humble 12g.
Thats their whole gimmick + ruining everything
real
YMCA included
to be fair they originally wanted seven nation army, but Jack White reacted like he wanted to rip trump's balls off, understandably
LMFAO
The… punish was always pro queer lmao
Frank is pro-anyone that isnt a piece of shit
nah
His super power is that he will never do anything he regrets
wdym nah
guy is a literal iraq war vet
lol
idk how that makes him edgy after seeing his kids get riddled by machne guns
dude shows up in black skintight suit with large skull on it and goes by "punisher"
Don't ever let ol' Garthy touch him again.
whats not edgy about that
They also used a song from a certain white woman singer i forgot the name of and she copyright striked the video
if you think thats edgy i got bad news
💀
also we are 40k fans
we got no right to call something like the Punisher edgy im sorry

I was about to say
im not rejecting my nature
im just pointing out things
"Whats the deal with daemons and souls" ass sentence
silence woke

stop jumping me, I know 40k is edgy and I'm all for it
GOOD
MAKE THEM FEEL UNWELCOME TO THE THINGS THEY LOVE THE MOST
nothing stops me from pointing out punisher is epitome of edgy
Embrace silly edginess
already done
We got goody shit, but Frank Castle doesn't really habe to deal with a galactic-scale of horrors committed by human hands in the span of millennium.
💀
What do you play as rip off Gandolf?
what next, you will tell me to breathe and drink water ?
Well
in the prime timeline anyway
😭
Bro
dude WHAT IS peoples obsession with that fucking girl from Horizon???
You can search a Punisher comic of him killing god rn
Theres always a comic like that for every comic character
A healthy reminder won't kill ya'!
She doesn't fit the asian beauty standard (they can only goon to non-western made games)
idk why people keep thinking gaming is a male activity
what if it does
at least from the chuds
shes ugly
because its an actual rendition of an actual woman 💀
also applies to the bald lady
Because it was marketed that way during the 80's, 90's and even the 2000's
Video games were for boys and Dolls for girls
Misogyny roots
It's like... the only female protagonist PS4 players remember, I think.
Probably from all the stiff-ish writing.
christ
Ikr
If this is ugly then my face looks like a bloodthirster
Theres still people who think like that
I only got into gaming as a teen back in 2010s
I genuinely do not see anything ugly with that
Get ready to serve khorne lik buddy
deadass this is considered ugly btw
by chud standards
she has
Gamers = gooners.
a wide jaw
Gamers interests are not games it's pornography, by their womanly standards
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD
Thank god im a female designed for the female gaze
which is why the bald lady gets a lot of flak
even if she's an actual person
she dont conform to chud standards
Also shes black which doubles the chuds hatred towards her
And the fact she shows up in every AAA game nowadays
bald ladies are hot
yea 😭
I say this as a guilty man.
A recovering guilty man, but I still have Haydee installed.
admech type shit 😩
haydee?
Based
only true chads know this
"NO MAN CAN DEFEAT ME-"
I just transitioned. TRANSGENDER DEATH-RAY
I wish I was her bro.
Brain function is overrated.
LMAO
softcore smut metroidvania puzzle thingy
what is haydee gang
what are these buzzwords twin
i'm thumbing down the guilty, enjoy your perversions
Dude do not search Haydee in gif tabs its legit just her video gane model ass jiggling
Omg
I believe you
What or who the heck is a Haydee
Oh boy.
I popped in with 0 context lol
Im listening to music dont @ me
.
No I am 11 
Shattup.
was curious on that metroidvania part. Icic
A softcore metroidvania with collectible smut pages
ye ye
Peak
(Its just skyrim)
I remember first time I found that argonian smut book in the game
My face as I read the pages
🫵
real Gs had their copy signed by Crassius Curio in Morrowind
and now youre a furry
you read The Lusty Argonian Maid with a straight face
i just bludgeoned people to death with a giant hammer
With one hand in the controller
I remember reading lusty argonian maid for the 1st time and my reaction was
thats it??? why is this popular??
I think some people did some fan versions online
It was
Uh
Something
I dream of Khajiiti wife.
Then mods gave me one.
And then a blue khajiit bff.
wasnt the whole book is someones race fetish kink for argonians 💀
and considering argonians position in dunmer society
morrowind was the last time TES was good ok
Skyrim was indeed a product.
I dream of killing Nazeem and putting his soul in Charlie Kirks body
Somehow that'd be an improvement.
kirk in a black man's body..
I am shooting an arrow into his neck
You want me to be your sponsor in House Hlaalu? I thought you'd never ask... But first, I want to see who I'm dealing with. Show Uncle Crassius what you have to offer. That's right, don't be shy." "Come on, dumpling, don't be shy. Just do this one little favor for Uncle Crassius."
I love that this creep wrote the Lusty Argonian Maid
it's perfect
so he's a pedo
Good God.
Which one is the worst person
Nazeem or Kirk
He's just generally a pervert
I found out why my EA games stopped fucking working
He doesn't discriminate between species or gender
Apparently thr anti cheat deletes it self
nazeem is funny
And the game stop working
kirk is funny post mortem
a perve that does it for the love of the game so I guess that's just you then
So I have to revalidate the game every time I play it
no that's necromunda pusher
https://www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40k/the-forging-of-worlds
I am waiting for the Krieg shovel sucking, Marine humping nut jobs to complain how this guy gets things wrong.
Nazeem has a big head over a house that's 10 feet over everyone else's.
Kirkling got hard over thinking he's smarter than teenagers.
The 40k’s biggest mistake was to flanderize factions and chapters into characters
Well
The community did that
40K did nothing
is he throwing gang signs
I think it’s a TikTok dance
Tbh i have no fucking clue
I literally only use TikTok for danganronpa
I can see that from your pfp
Im so sorry for your choice of hyperinterest

I’m 22, I enjoy this series by CHOICE
Kirk did not say that shit
I'll pray for your soul
There's still time.
Insert that "X age is still young" soyjack
Im a sunni kirtkites
Me first minis reached brazil, soon theyll be here
LMAO
How I imagine the average discord mod to look like
So Dilara.
No no
Shes not the average discord mod
Y'all right.
This is a darktide server not a 40K server we’re different
Oh yeah should I work on my Sylvaneth lore or start brainstorming cities
I imagine Dilara as some... small angry gerbil creature... with a great big Primaris Ultramarine cut-out leaning on her wall.
this is my Dilara headcanon
I imagine Dilara to being a character from the Sopranos show
Isn’t Dilaria a DA fan?
Dilaria 🥀
Dilara is anDA fan...?
AUTO CORRECT RAGHHHHH
I'm tired, I can't fat-finger names correctly right now.
Her favorite chapter is the gore golems
Who
Wanna bet she wrote 90% of the article
She did not lol
I bet fi'teen dollah.
'Bout to fall asleep to Primal.
Have a good day, pals.
gnnn
oh yeah dont you know? warhammer has a danganronpa refrence
Huh
Since their creation, the Chapter has become a beacon of hope beneath the pall of despair and have earned many commendations during the Indomitus Crusade.
ITS SO FUNNY
Cool color scheme
oi there is a skin of them in space hulk
the space hulk one is better cuz it has green robes and is a termie
@solid horizon why did you change name John Evil was better
Kekw
also this chapter reelased a few months after V3 and their chatper symbol is a gavel its 100% on purpose
Mr E(strogen) reference
TRUEE
Those split schemes always look like a bitch to paint
100%, seems lke an airbush skill check
why the fuck does my computer run better when i have task manager open.
Because the boss is watching and it's gotta lock in
Oh that's bad
they boutta crash your entire shi
Windows Defender lags my entire PC when i use it to check for virus
Malware Bytes does it as well but its faster
Maleare bytes is good imo
happens to me too
aslo im stupid i forgot i opened an EA game
it was the EA anti cheat beign a bitch
Lmfao
This feels like early 40k art
2nd edition art
God i hate the cartoonish style of 2nd edition and people say its so peak
3rd ed+ is where the art hits for me
Yeah
3 and 4 are immaculate
Its why ill start reading the codexes from 3rd and ignore 2nd ed

