40k-lore-chat

[hollow lantern]

If you're not on a list atp what are you doing, honestly

[young pecan]

Translating... -> "Games Workshop only ripped our balls apart a little bit over technicalities, we're glad it's over"

[solid horizon]

ive said less bad things and still got suspended so

[crystal forum]

i guess he's good at talking which is par for the course with his social class

all these fuckers ever do is yap

[languid meadow]

I just know that arc rifle shit was probably a pain in the ass

[solid horizon]

they're tapping in a highly commercial area of GW

as opposed to the regular Vraks renegade militia forgeworld stuff

[languid meadow]

Maybe GW will grant us eyes (cosmetics)

[crystal forum]

what did i miss

[storm jungle]

GW is incredibly shit regarding game dev treatment when it comes to 40k stuff

see the speedfreaks server bot not being able to say anything GW doesnt approve of or saying shirtless cosmetics for darktide is "not lore accurate"

you guys dont know most of it because NDA but its like oof

[solid horizon]

swell in the lower ball area

[crystal forum]

is it executives making these decision? i kinda dont believe these sorts of people know as much about 40k lore as you or wolf

maybe their legal team is like super well versed on 40k lore which would be funny

[hollow lantern]

Does 40k have a Sam Witwer type of dude that gets pushed?

It for sure isn't Cavill

[crystal forum]

40k doesnt have any live action.... yet

[hollow lantern]

Nah I mean like, Sam is very enthusiastic about the setting and involved in it's kinda construction in areas

[solid horizon]

FMV games

[hollow lantern]

Mr. Witwer is genuinely deeply passionate about Star Wars in such a cool way

[storm jungle]

Wither be like

"What if we put my screams into the lightsaber swings"

PEAK

meanwhile Cavill

"urm um that chandelier looks like a blackstone fortress"

okay my man

[jade holly]

Dilara do you have a favorite model?

[hollow lantern]

Tbh

I don't have any actual issues with Cavill

[storm jungle]

I dont but his cult is really annoying

[solid horizon]

bro played the board game once

[hollow lantern]

I do think the fans like, propped up an image of him that doesn't necessarily exist

[storm jungle]

EXTREMELY hard question.

If you pointed a gun to me id maybe say Ushoran or the Keeper of Secrets model

[jade holly]

I’m quite partial to these atm

[solid horizon]

warhammer board games were funny ngl

[jade holly]

I fucking love Aggressor Marines

[storm jungle]

great choice on the right, left uhh no comment

[solid horizon]

they were so disconnected yet connect

[jade holly]

My favorite space marine model ever

[solid horizon]

everyone drop yo fav models

[jade holly]

As for Necron models? Oh that’s hard

So many great models

[magic niche]

Cool ass hammer

[jade holly]

So you know what? Lemme throw a curveball. Whenever we get Trazyn’s updated model, or if we ever get an Ascendant Orikan model

[crystal forum]

anyways shit situation

[storm jungle]

yah again you folks dont know the half of it

[hollow lantern]

So like who do I have to mail a pipe bomb to to get them to sell me cosmetics in the slop shop

Name names

[tender pine]

Pity we can't get smaller models, a chance to play a Kin mercenary would be great.

[languid meadow]

what the fuck did I miss

[hollow lantern]

Nothing

[jade holly]

Kin are probably large enough to work

They’re not that much shorter than humans are they?

[crystal forum]

GW being shit

the usual

[storm jungle]

Their head reaches like your waist

or a bit past it

[jade holly]

Much taller than a Ratling right?

[storm jungle]

much taller

ratlings are hobbits

who are like way smaller

[jade holly]

Yeah I could see a Kin being tall enough to work

[solid horizon]

easily my favorite necron models

[crystal forum]

a faint air of superiority

[hallow saddle]

the smallest size on the height slider on darktide is easily as short or shorter than a kin

[storm jungle]

When you are calling the shots in a deal its all free game

[hollow lantern]

Kin always look like they should have a cigar I'm ngl

[storm jungle]

well they're businessmen

so it makes sense i guess lmao

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-sopranos-72

[crystal forum]

votaan be like
"we give you a magical toaster in exchange for exlusive mineral rights to half your shithole of a planet"

[young pecan]

But psy-pheromone-laced air particles being dispersed to charm someone is perfectly on the table for book writers

[storm jungle]

Nah. They are more

"Accept the deal or we'll kill all of you."

[jade holly]

Imagine a Kin selling DAoT tech and thinking it’s jsut scrap while an admech foams at the mouth

[rancid cove]

Wish people would stop slandering the chad NLs with the Carcharachuds

[crystal forum]

they're kinda like tau in that respect but they dont want to enslave you they just want your gold

[storm jungle]

They are smarter than that tbh

[storm jungle]

Uh not enslave

just kill

[jade holly]

I know, but imagine if they did that just to troll the Admech lmao

[storm jungle]

Kin are ruthless space corpos

[hallow saddle]

carcharodons
parent chapter NL
uhhhh

[hollow lantern]

This is a true Italian American

[languid meadow]

I really hope DoW4 comes out and says "the blood ravens are dark angel successors"

[jade holly]

Yeah this thing? This piece a junk ain’t even worth being a paperweight

[languid meadow]

also like

[rancid cove]

fucking same

[languid meadow]

the whole Tson shit was fucking disproven by GW already

[hollow lantern]

I looked up James Gandolfini to call him James Gandoldwarfi right and totally forgot he died

[solid horizon]

ah man it pains me each time I see blood ravens depicted with such a bright shade of red

[storm jungle]

Again such a loss

[jade holly]

The Kin are the type to ask if they could get rights to mine an asteroid field then do it anyways when you decline

[rancid cove]

thats just lighting

[hallow saddle]

in fact 2 of those are wrong cause blood ravens arent word bearers either

[jade holly]

and then kill you for trespassing

[solid horizon]

definitely not

[hollow zodiac]

when your dad's been to jail for a lil bit

[hollow lantern]

He died as every New Jerseyian should

In Italy

The homeland

[storm jungle]

💀

[jade holly]

All roads lead to Rome

[solid horizon]

bros are quite darker and more brownish

[hallow saddle]

"we've already started so"

[hollow lantern]

Dilara

You're European

[solid horizon]

space chuds is a bearer of misinformation

[hollow lantern]

What actually is F Loners accent?

[solid horizon]

dilara is turkish

[hollow lantern]

Is that not European?

[storm jungle]

not really no

turkey is a bridge lol

[jade holly]

A war just started over that remark Tongs

And I know for sure Greeks and Turks are at the front lines

[storm jungle]

Its largely considered a part of the middle-east

most european maps dont even show Turkey

[hollow lantern]

Alright well

[storm jungle]

Loner is german im pretty sure

[hallow saddle]

but on the other hand turkey is in eurovision~

[crystal forum]

it's a needlessy horizontal country

[arctic talon]

Male loner is German

[hollow lantern]

M Loner is defo German

[storm jungle]

^ furry

[solid horizon]

m loner is medic tf2

[storm jungle]

F Loner is indian

[languid meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BxkPNhkevXU?si=QBWYbMeFhnd-klX1 sounds central european

[hollow lantern]

I've seen F Loner as a few things, Indian, Austrian,

[storm jungle]

shes Indian

[hollow lantern]

Romani

[storm jungle]

its where her VA is also from

[jade holly]

I need one of the Skitarii to speak in a Southern accent like Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[tender pine]

Actually yeah no the Kin's height is perfect

They're only about chest-high.

[rancid cove]

new name new me

[hollow lantern]

I think I tried looking up her VA once and couldn't find anything

[storm jungle]

Short Kings™

[storm jungle]

imbd is the place

[magic niche]

I've never been sure of male authoritarian?

[hallow saddle]

GOD i love the kin

[storm jungle]

hes a bit harder but has a bit of a poshness

[magic niche]

Someone told me he's American, but um

[jade holly]

I love male savant’s voice

[arctic talon]

Japanese adjacent it feels

lol

[crystal forum]

im calling that one of the skitarii will be either partially lobotimized or mind linked and talking in simple robotic answers

[hallow saddle]

thats my japanese accent after 6 pints

[crystal forum]

it's too good of an idea to pass up

( i want it)

[jade holly]

I still want one of the Skitarii to be southern

[solid horizon]

so.... french ?

[jade holly]

But not southwest, I want the fucking Cajun Sktiarii

[hallow saddle]

southern...england?

[jade holly]

Rambling in a dialogue no one can understand

[tender pine]

No you're thinkign swedish

[crystal forum]

i think it's also garanteed that one of the personalities will be a zealot

[solid horizon]

skitarii with yee haw cowboy accent could be funny because uhhh... serberys

[hollow lantern]

Isn't male auths VA japanese

[tender pine]

Japanese-british, yeah.

[hollow lantern]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

i want it to be like jacket in payday 2

god i loved his voice lines

DOWN

[hollow lantern]

Arms outstretched

[magic niche]

I can see that actually

[solid horizon]

fallout 4 curie 🤢

[magic niche]

or hear

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-sinister-malevolent-evil-gif-15342583514003527998

[jade holly]

I want a Skitarii to talk like this guy

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-pig-tap-button-gif-8294946376394782194

[hollow lantern]

I know F Judge's VA is japanese and did stuff for Dynasty Warriors

[solid horizon]

curie gives me ear cancer

[hollow lantern]

You can hear it in her ult lines tbh

Specially FotF

[solid horizon]

this guy looks malicious

[hollow zodiac]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[languid meadow]

I need fatshark to drop the embargo so we can hear the personalities from frip and his edits....

[magic niche]

A US accent would feel so out of place in 40k to me

idk why

[hollow lantern]

I need the personality blog post

[hollow zodiac]

Never played dawn of war 2?

[languid meadow]

the personality blog post is a good peek at them but rarely helps

[jade holly]

The standard American maybe but some accents can work, Catachan would have something more Stallone or Arnie inspired

[hollow zodiac]

Blood Ravens are American for the most part

[hollow lantern]

Yeah Martelleus is Steve Blum

[magic niche]

American Ogryn scares me

[crystal forum]

your challenge is to figure out which voice lines are meant for what situations https://youtu.be/ogAzEW7hrYQ?si=9-SvaP95uBBcAkHS

[jade holly]

Actually, there was one Eldar that was sick with an American accent

[magic niche]

I can see it for catachan actually

[hollow zodiac]

I want a southern personality so bad, yo

I need the rep

[jade holly]

Granted he was voiced by Clancy Brown

It was in a cinematic of Tau vs Eldar

[solid horizon]

no way eldar voiced by kurgan himself

[solid horizon]

sounds like ads

[tender pine]

"NYEH HEH HEH HE MAN"

[crystal forum]

it's like english language learning tapes for ESL

[hollow zodiac]

https://klipy.com/gifs/predator-eum

[hollow lantern]

Clancy Brown is such a 10/10 VA

[magic niche]

Skitarii with Polish accents for no particular reason

[solid horizon]

clancy brown is epic

[hollow zodiac]

A Kind of Magic, good album

[solid horizon]

skitarii with indian accent

windows tutorial videos

[crystal forum]

idk why the tape has hoxton as a voice line tho

i guess it's a common word to say for ESL

[magic niche]

LMAO

[hollow zodiac]

I'm praying for microsoft sam voice

vocaloid, something

[solid horizon]

what if skitarii just speaks in youtube tts voice

that one nasal voice

[hollow zodiac]

Moonbase Alpha voice

[languid meadow]

when it comes to accents I think all nobles having a omni accent makes sense since they're all trying to assimilate and show they're "above" their planets but there def should be more accents shown in media

[crystal forum]

this would be fucking hilarious and i would also like the voice that sang daisy

[tender pine]

You joke but I feel like having an india-inspired forgeworld whose whole deal is educating their people more thoroughly than others would be kind of fun.

[storm jungle]

Eh

knowing India/its history its not as nice as you make it sound

[rancid cove]

[tender pine]

Y'know what? Fair.

[storm jungle]

Yea people suck unfortunately

[rancid cove]

My lawyer has adviced me not to make any jokes about this topic

[storm jungle]

but i get the idea

lol

[storm jungle]

Die

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-warhammer-red-dead-redemption-2-arthur-morgan-warhammer-30k-gif-10412043991680768357

[jade holly]

Damnit I can’t find a good clip but Clancy Brown voices an Eldar in The Exodite

[tender pine]

Tech priest with the most fabulous, polished brass moustache.

[solid horizon]

theres a difference between youtube tech tutorials and millenias of massacre in the name of religion

[crystal forum]

i have a feeling the average indian isn't as educated as the people who emigrate

which is also the case everywhere else come to think about it

[storm jungle]

Can confirm lol

🗣️ 🇹🇷

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[jade holly]

why can’t I find a good scene of Clancy Brown as an Eldar speaking??

[storm jungle]

because people wanna wank the titan scenes

[jade holly]

Like Clancy Brown makes an American accent feel grounded in 40k

[tender pine]

Of course he does. He was The Kurgan. Man was in a movie that inspired GW.

[languid meadow]

I legit just found the entire episode lmfao

but I can't clip it

fuckkkkkkk

[magic niche]

huh

[crystal forum]

i just started watching the punisher and i have no clue why they cast clancy brown as a military general in live action

[tender pine]

Like, there's a whole group of people in one of the warhammer fantasy RPG Books called "The Kurgans" Who are a chaos-affiliated tribe that even the norscans avoid.

[crystal forum]

he's clearly too old to get in shape for such a role

[solid horizon]

kurgan is our greatest chaos champion

[languid meadow]

most generals aren't in shape anyway

doesn't matter tbh

[tender pine]

Nothing more Chaos than stapling your own head back onto your neck.

[languid meadow]

also the skitarii in the reveal trailer sounds familiar like I've heard their voice in another 40k game

[solid horizon]

this pic of huron kinda looks like him

[crystal forum]

everybody in the military has to pass fitness tests

[jade holly]

I was about to say he looks rough but then I remembered what happened to him

[tender pine]

Yeah, I'd cast Clancy Brown to voice this guy. Just don't let him slip into the Mr. Krabs voice.

[solid horizon]

[Melta 2]

[languid meadow]

US generals just recently started being forced to take them under kegsbreath

before they weren't required

[jade holly]

I still think Fred Tatasciore would be perfect for Perturabo

[languid meadow]

or just flubbed it

[tender pine]

"Spongboy Me Bob! They jumped us at Badab!"

[jade holly]

I still think my dream fancast is Ramon Tikaram as Imotekh

[tender pine]

Oh, that's a good one.

[rancid cove]

I like this fanart of him cause the red eye goes hard

[solid horizon]

the rock as horus, obviously

[tender pine]

Are we talking voice-work or live action?

[jade holly]

This and Ramattra just make me think him as Imotekh would be perfect

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cTnYhyasNzA&si=rCMJTLtG-R3HLc5f

[hallow saddle]

the cover of huron's novel looks much cooler than huron's actual new model

[solid horizon]

the old model was kinda funny ngl

I like it more than wallace blackheart

[tender pine]

Love how every major chaos character gets: A Silly little guy.

[jade holly]

Ramattra with less solemn despair and more arrogant pride would go so hard

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Bqrv3-40eg&si=Jjl17DAPKiPUG3if

[hallow saddle]

lucius doesnt but fabulous bill does

[solid horizon]

like why did they give him the Aardman studio gums

[crystal forum]

it took me so long to learn that wallace and grommit are more than just one movie

[hallow saddle]

abaddon doesnt have a little guy

[crystal forum]

for some reason british media hates being easy to find

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2060372588749328440

FELE-CNIHT (@NUKEAGERAPTOR)

What in the actual fuck

Quoting FELE-CNIHT (@NUKEAGERAPTOR)
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[solid horizon]

hes got a demonic sword idk if that counts

[jade holly]

Seriously though Ramon Tikaram for a Necron would be perfect

[hallow saddle]

ahhh yeah that does kinda count

[solid horizon]

harkeen worldclaimer, kravek morne, lucius the eternal don't have a lil guy either

[hallow saddle]

kharn doesnt either

[rancid cove]

new member joins the server
you look at pfp
this is the last thing before he gets banned in record time for slurs you didnt even know existed

[solid horizon]

I like how his hand was comically oversized

[jade holly]

What would be some other perfect fancasts?

[solid horizon]

anthony hopkins as fabius bile

[crystal forum]

power fist and a claw thing had a baby

[hallow saddle]

no

i always forget the fucking name

hes dead buy the guy who played Tarkin

[solid horizon]

I was thinking about the same guy lol

[hallow saddle]

is fabius bile

[solid horizon]

Peter cushing

[hallow saddle]

yeaaah

fuck yes

[solid horizon]

dude played frankenstein all his life give him a rest 💀

[jade holly]

I think almost everyone agreed Lance Reddick as Vulkan

I miss Lance

[crystal forum]

a non famous actor who actually can act like the character would be nice

[tender pine]

See, I'd go Malcolm McDowell.

[hallow saddle]

he'd be great

[solid horizon]

nicolas cage as lucius the eternal no question

[hallow saddle]

hopkins could be Cawl

[jade holly]

Darin de Paul as Nurgle

[tender pine]

Dude's unhinged enough for iut

[jade holly]

But with a softer tone of voice

[jade holly]

Jeffrey Combs

[crystal forum]

willem dafoe as curze

dont question me

[languid meadow]

this is the wildest shit ever

[solid horizon]

if it was voice actors, I'd say mark hamill for fabius bile

[tender pine]

No, no, I see the vision.

Hugh Laurie as Ciaphas Cain

[solid horizon]

oh I know

anthony hopkins as marneus calgar

[crystal forum]

who are we kidding? GW cant afford any of these actors

[solid horizon]

it's fancast

of course no one can afford it

[rancid cove]

yeah record time of like 3 seconds

[solid horizon]

we cant even afford to revive peter cushing

[jade holly]

Who could KMR voice?

[tender pine]

Consider: Dolph Lundgren.

[solid horizon]

uhhh wild question

[crystal forum]

they could afford danny trejo as pedro kanto

why? because his name is pedro

[tender pine]

Also if we're going living or dead, Mako as Jagatai Khan would be fun.

[hallow saddle]

watanabe ken as all the white scars (i'm racist)

[crystal forum]

i want pedro to be as offensively mexican as possible

[solid horizon]

john malkovich as erebus

[crystal forum]

kevin spacey as guilliman if we're taking this direction

the avengers of terrible actors assemble

[tender pine]

No Spacey. Man's a human garbage fire.

[solid horizon]

keanu reevs as prince yriel

[crystal forum]

that does mean he's desperate for work...

jk jk

[tender pine]

Can we all agree Henry Caville plays either Big E himself, or maybe Guilliman?

[solid horizon]

titus

[crystal forum]

although treating him like a sub human while he's pathetically trying to get a small time gig would feel good

[solid horizon]

he will play titus

I mean he looks like titus

[hallow saddle]

cavill wants to play Valdor

[solid horizon]

christian bale as konrad curze

[tender pine]

....Sophia Loren as Erda.

[crystal forum]

cavill could be any generic protagonist space marine

[tender pine]

She's already got the ethereal androgynous goddess look down.

Plus she was in Suspiria, she knows weird.

[crystal forum]

guy plays the worst movie superman and everybody still loved him

[hallow saddle]

cavill could play all of the primarchs AND big E though tbf

and valdor

except vulkan cause we're not gonna do blackface

[tender pine]

I'm realizing how very few consequential female characters there are in this game.

[crystal forum]

i would admire the balls to cast a white actor as vulkan and painting him grey

[tender pine]

Horus Heresy by default is kind of a sausage party.

[solid horizon]

breaking news : warhammer was made by men

[hallow saddle]

gwendoline christie as all the custodians

[crystal forum]

in darktide?

there's a bunch wdym

[tender pine]

Nah, in the Horus Heresy.

[crystal forum]

ah

space marine chud central

[solid horizon]

christopher walken as kelbor hal

[crystal forum]

you're just saying random actors at this point

[solid horizon]

mandatory dance scene

nah walken is very good at playing lunatics

[crystal forum]

he plays a very good slightly weird character

[hallow saddle]

he basically plays chris walken now

[opaque coyote]

I can't believe they shoved Overwatch into my woke

[hallow saddle]

like when he played the emperor in dune

it was christopher walken

[crystal forum]

i wonder what color the russian localized twitter account has

[crystal forum]

ever since pulp fiction he's been doing that lol

just saying things weirdly

[hallow saddle]

yeah

[crystal forum]

the fact that he's a regular american guy and has that accent is the funniest thing

[arctic talon]

“I’m not talking about the pride flag”

Is such a funny joke about overwatch

[crystal forum]

tf2 killer btw

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl the pride flag that looks best is still the basic ass rainbow one

Every version after has looked worse

[outer wave]

Agreed, the later flags are too busy

[arctic talon]

Its simplest

It gets the idea across the best

There’s beauty in simplicity and the pride flags prove it

[vagrant fox]

I like the one you can get in Warframe right now

[arctic talon]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

but that's because it's extra long

[arctic talon]

Bro wants that pure black from the pallet

[solid horizon]

pride flag is so funny

if we all unite we are one big white

[vagrant fox]

I usually prefer the basic rainbow, even if I don't like bright colours too much, but this is nice

probably because of the length

[sacred ginkgo]

I like the trans + brown black triangle on it

I think just the rainbow is too plain

[solid horizon]

honestly the brown thing is probably the worst in the bunch

[vagrant fox]

john evil john racist smh my head

[solid horizon]

it disrupts the brightness

[jade holly]

Tmk the original intent was it was to unite all underneath the rainbow too, so the later iterations contradict that original meaning doesn’t it?

[solid horizon]

whar

I didnt know black was a sexuality/gender

[arctic talon]

You are correct lol

[jade holly]

Designers must always remember the golden rule: Keep it Simple Stupid

[vagrant fox]

make it readable at a post stamp level

[jade holly]

That’s why most nation flags are just 3 colors of stripes

[crystal forum]

i dont get why the rainbow needed more colors than literally all of them

[vagrant fox]

The and brown were included to represent, afaik, marginalised lgbt communities of colour and the black to remember those what died of HIV
Or something

[solid horizon]

meanwhile barbados

[arctic talon]

That is literally my point

[solid horizon]

fuckin badass epic trident

[sacred ginkgo]

Related !!!!!

[vagrant fox]

It's a nice intent if it's true, at least

[crystal forum]

i'm not even a fan of the pride flag. it should have been an actual rainbow

[arctic talon]

I get the intent behind adding more to it

Doesn’t make it better though

[vagrant fox]

there's that

[arctic talon]

It muddles the message and makes it look worse

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

im not a flag fan so im probably biased

[sacred ginkgo]

This is what happens when you assume people take instructions at face value

[jade holly]

This is why technical writing is an important skill

[sacred ginkgo]

Have you ever seen those videos where they make a kid tell their parent how to make a pb&j sandwich

[outer wave]

God I love being technically right, the best kind of right

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-futurama-the-best-kind-of-correct-yes-yep-gif-5787390

[outer wave]

No, what happens in em?

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh its just an activity about specificity

The adult's goal is to take the instructions 100% literally with no context, and if possible, intentionally misinterpret them

[outer wave]

Oh thats fun

[vagrant fox]

we should bring back individualised heraldry for lgbt stuff it's much cooler

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[vagrant fox]

put it on a little tilting shield or what have you and walk around

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh fuck yes

That would go so hard

[crystal forum]

why tf is my message deleted

i had a good story

[sacred ginkgo]

Did it get automodded

[vagrant fox]

Hadron hates messages

[crystal forum]

anyways read that

almost broke his nose i think

[solid horizon]

aut!st

thats the triggering word

[crystal forum]

teachers thought i did it on purpose

i felt like shit

[sacred ginkgo]

It did

[vagrant fox]

nice

[crystal forum]

(they gave me a second chance and i forgot to tell him to stop again)

[outer wave]

What about autistic

Oh thats fine

[vagrant fox]

Some autistic kid at my school annoyed some guy so much he got kicked in the balls and one ruptured

pretty cool

that's my story about that

[outer wave]

Jesus. Thats a hell of a kick

[vagrant fox]

four-eyes, autistic, and only one nut

poor guy

[unique bronze]

cant say aut1st but autistic is fine?

[crystal forum]

oh the autistic guy got kicked

[vagrant fox]

yea

[crystal forum]

i thought he kicked the bully

[vagrant fox]

english

[unique bronze]

thats funny

[crystal forum]

damn that's really fucking harsh

[vagrant fox]

I could phrase it better but I'm backrooming with the pals

[crystal forum]

nah i just read it wrong

wait this is literally an example of miscommunication

[vagrant fox]

nuh uh

[outer wave]

I think the phrasing was fine

It took me a second reread though

[jade holly]

It’s how your mind auto fixes the the sentences

Like how you didn’t notice the second the in that sentence

[crystal forum]

i've met too many neurodivergent adults who think bullying weird kids is good

it must be some sort of cycle of trauma thing

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

"I got belted and it made me better" type thing

[crystal forum]

the moment you learn that most people who are obsessed about lolcows are themselves extremely autistic

[heady rivet]

My arm is crippled

My WS stat...

Gone...

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-cat-dead-cat-depressed-cat-laying-gif-11402833644907079653

[heady rivet]

I cannot bend my right arm at the elbow without sever pain

Not good!

[magic niche]

Why?

what happened?

[rose thorn]

Feel like the biggest disconnect between players and fans is tau. Tau players and Tau Twitter fans are like light years apart

[jade holly]

5+ to hit

With a S of 3

[rancid cove]

"If I was in 40k I'd be a space marine!"

[jade holly]

But I would def go to a doctor’s office to check that out

probably pulled a muscle

Or strained it

[heady rivet]

Arthritis cream and Advil 🫡

[heady rivet]

Tbh like this, make it S2 because its BAD lole

[jade holly]

Damn S of 1?

[heady rivet]

I mean are we measuring by 40k or Munda standards because S3 is like 99% of starting people

Well not counting Goliath

[magic niche]

Somehow, despite the lack of guns, this is still one of the most American things ever

[rancid cove]

this is some cartoon shit

i can imagine the fucking noise it made

okay chat when i go read the codexes should i start from 3rd edition up?

[storm jungle]

Any you want honestly, the older codexes are all great reads

8th is where its peaked but the older ones are great too

[heady rivet]

Start with the Necromunda core rulebook

[rancid cove]

I'll pay anyone who shoots Pusher in the back of his skull

[rancid cove]

opening 1st edition rn

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

shake it yellow boy shake it

[rancid cove]

(ill read he Black Books first cause theyre gonna be of great inspiration for the early lore bits of my warband)

[jade holly]

I’ll lure Pusher in with a Necromunda model then hit him over the head with a roofing hammer. I live next to GW HQ’s and make sure to get a tag

[rancid cove]

great fucking joke

[rose thorn]

i think im a sucker for asthetically soupy armies

[rancid cove]

define soupy

[rose thorn]

looks like different forces fighitng toegtehr

the main ones are like

tau with kroot and warsuits/tau

[rancid cove]

oh same

well, kind of?

[rose thorn]

uh

gloomspite gitz is a big one

ynnari but htat is real soup

stormcasts with differnet chambers

[rancid cove]

I'm a sucker for mixed fighting forces and just big sized armies
thats why im making my warband be like dat

[rose thorn]

lmao

i dont like csm but csm with cult marines is cool

space marines with the diferent armor types fuck fo rme

phobos gravis and tacticus

(i forgot the offical name for normal marines)

gsc has a soup aura

sylvaneth is mildly soupy

[rancid cove]

i like it tbh, especially csm since spikey and "body horror" with mutations

[jade holly]

You’d love Carthage’s army in the Punic Wars then

[rose thorn]

csm with cultists fuck

[rose thorn]

huh?

[jade holly]

Carthage was so rich that during the Punic Wars they just hired mercenaries from other nations as their main army

[rose thorn]

ah lol

[rancid cove]

I just like the concept of CSM fighting together with actual some level of cohesion
think its why i rlly like the HH and Badab War

[jade holly]

Then you gotta have IW as the backbone units for the army, that is the glue

[rancid cove]

better yet, they are the leading figure of my warband

[rose thorn]

dude iron warriors has the heart of your army wille nd horirbly lol

the only csm with any cohesion long term is WBs, BL, RC, then IW if you only count chaos undivided

acutally BL out rank WBs

[rancid cove]

do red corsairs also count

[rose thorn]

to my knolwdge ( i might need ot be corrected) red corsairs dont betray each other for loot

[rose thorn]

if you want a cohesive vibe the first hting you need to do is write your warband's "goverment" and big guy

WBs have hte dark council, Abby rules with an iron fist and his dudes, RDs are united under their main fleet

[rancid cove]

thats what the idea is but theres like a lot of context behind how they formed and why theyre so "cohesive"
theres still the usual betrayal shenanigans, petty grudges but their culture is formed that they want to build an empire and that every piece of the puzzle counts, so they dont want to disrupt shit over petty things
anyone who breaks that line is completely punished, tortured, executed and their body parts feasted upon

[rose thorn]

who rules

who made these rules

and why shoudl their word matter

[rancid cove]

its had 2 leaders
the old one (who ill still read upon later) died during one of its major lieutenants rebelled and now my current OC, Jago Nosferrus who leads shit with a complete iron fist and has created multiple ways to enforce her rule and say in things

[rose thorn]

Huron was a figure of govermetn and knows how to rule as a tyrant allowing him o rule such a large force

[rancid cove]

like a very loyal group of lieutenants, enforcers who are chosen to be bred and indoctrinated to worship her and other stuff

they also have rules between each societal group that is separated into clans and cults

so theyre very systematic

[rose thorn]

how did hte old guy come ot power?

[rancid cove]

tactical prowess made sure they'd survive against some loyalist forces throughout the heresy, just literally taking power by force and making example of anyone who didnt fit right in
then just made sure to eliminate anyone who was the "weak link" Istvaan style

[rose thorn]

so what was their hoem chapter

legion

[rancid cove]

they started off as a legion mix combat force from lost fleets, squads and fractured chapter forces of the traitor legions during the early heresy that stayed together and acted as a small independent force that would only consider themselves a warband some years after the Scouring

[rose thorn]

oh they were a blackshield force?

[rancid cove]

Basically but didnt really act as one
they still helped the traitor forces throughout the Heresy while making sure to make their own moves to ensure their own survival and successes, some would remove their legions insignia but others would keep it despite being hated by their gene-fathers and brothers

[rose thorn]

there were traitor black shields lmao, its just any group that doesnt really align with their home legion lmao

[rancid cove]

i know

[rose thorn]

what was your old guy's home legion

[rancid cove]

at the start they still kinda alligned with their legion but though that the main bodies were really co-operative so they thought that maybe isolating themselves and conjoining together as though they were their own group would be more efficient
as the Heresy developed some would go "yeah our primarchs fucking suck, lets dip this" and just stuck around to steal shit, recruit whenever they could

[rose thorn]

lol

[rancid cove]

the first leader was from the Iron Warriors (who were the legion that decided to take command due to their "superiority" aka just more numbers and tanks, then beneath him was the supposed representatives of the other legions that made the combat force
That group would be thinned out as the leader assigned some of them too weak to stay and either killed them off, kicked them back to their legion or just left off to die in a battle somewhere

[rose thorn]

lol

[rancid cove]

the "weaker links" were the EC for being too fucking annoying and making mistakes seeking out glory, the WE who barely could be kept co-operative and Alpha Legion were kept at bay cause they didnt fuck with their asses

thousand sons just dipped on their own to reunite with their legion

the rest just kinda stayed

some fallens of the DA would join the warband and then they stole some BA gene-seed before dipping

[rose thorn]

i think its kidna weird to remove people based off legion, especially beign a small pirate force. if people are joinign you warband from thier home legion then their origin is kinda meaningless now

additionally you could have traitors of loyalists chapters join

besides jsut hte fallen

BA, UM, SW, all the loyalists had a huge number of triators

[rancid cove]

its kind of more "their bulk got removed but some stayed"
i separated them into "big cultural impacts" of the warband

who just had more presence and who's presence in the warband defined its current personality, aesthetic and shit

[rose thorn]

unless the core of your warband is 1 legion it would be weird ot have small groups make such al arge impact

[rancid cove]

it was just easier to categorize it and define which traits from which group got mashed into the warbands final state

because now they dont care about legion shit

[rose thorn]

being a unified force that is so impacted by such small groups isnt very unified

you coudl go for the CL route and basically beat the smaller culture out of them

force them to lose their preivious identities

especially if you dont care about legion stuff

[rancid cove]

yeah some of their tendencies get beaten out of them, but it was a way i found to make it easier to write about how it affected their overall late stage culture

[rose thorn]

whats that legion quote

"unify a greater force by obliterating smaller cultures and formin a united somethign something'

sadly im not a facist so i couldnt quote it

[rancid cove]

like the BA members brought into the warband the tendency to drink the blood and eat the body of old important members of the warband to "save" their knowledge, the Iron Warriors preference for siege warfare instilled into the mind of almost every member of the warband despite still using other tactics out thinking its the most logical choice due to the use of some loyalist gene-seed (UM, BA, DA)

[rose thorn]

wait do you or do you not want legion stuff?

[rancid cove]

its a mix

at the late stage of the warband they dont care about which legion you come from

but some traits were brought into them during the early days of their creation

[rose thorn]

lol

[rancid cove]

some were removed due to not being useful to the mixed combat force
like the thousand sons who just left due to wanting to reunite with their legion, the leader thinking the world eaters were too dangerous to be kept around or the alpha legion who were kept at bay, fearing they would sabotage the group

i was just categorizing how much the legions ended up affecting the aesthetic and traditions of the late warband

[rose thorn]

i like how the all the characters know each other in deadlock its quite fun

[rancid cove]

does anyone know of a place where i can find the Liber Astartes and Hereticus?

[rose thorn]

Did you Google it +pdf on Google?

[rancid cove]

The copies i find are dogshit but i think i found some HD ones

[rose thorn]

The any flips one on google seems good

A warhammer 40K meme actually made me laugh out loud

First time ever

[crystal forum]

alright that got me too

[rose thorn]

I should spoiler it

[languid meadow]

charming

[rose thorn]

There we go

[languid meadow]

somehow makes it funnier idk

[rose thorn]

It’s SO GOOD when ur just scrolling twitter

Randomly seeing it

[crystal forum]

graphics peaked in the early 2010's can't convince me otherwise

i don't need to see a character's acne pores

[rose thorn]

Why the fuck do I need to see the pores of ppl skin

Lmao

I JUST MADE THE SAME JOKE

ABAHAHAHA

[crystal forum]

we think alike twin

[celest cedar]

depends on the artstyle

[rose thorn]

Art styles always carry over realism

[crystal forum]

art style is just realism these days

everybody wants realism

[languid meadow]

idk for the those 3 games in specific it works I guess

[rose thorn]

My computer cant run “realism”

[vagrant fox]

early to mid 2000s actually

[celest cedar]

only on AAA releases

[rose thorn]

Everything looks like shit because I play on low graphics if I can run it

[crystal forum]

thats what i meant yeah

i mean most people just see realism and can easily be impressed by it

it's like the normie's favorite art style

[rose thorn]

This post I found on Twitter is how I feel when I don’t buy a game younger than 10 years old

[crystal forum]

video games just cemented the idea that 3d art has to look like real life

which is sad

it can be so much more

[crystal forum]

how i feel about the backrooms movie

[rose thorn]

It takes alot to convince me to watch anything new

Lmao

The backrooms movie did not convince me

I also don’t like the backrooms

[crystal forum]

i want to bitch about the backrooms movie but i can't do it without sounding like i care about it

[rose thorn]

Lmao

It looks cool

[crystal forum]

It's just so fucking overdone

[rose thorn]

If backroom fans hate the movie then it’s probably good lmao

That’s the eternal curse

[crystal forum]

and i'm so done with the creator's whole image being "made something popular when he was 16"

[rose thorn]

Every popular thing in the big 2026:

[crystal forum]

mfer got lucky in the youtube algorithm and got slop youtubers to parade him around

that's not skill it's a product of the corporate slot machine

[rose thorn]

It’s still skill obviously

But yeah

Young people have the power of “spending enough time on something to make it weirdly good”

Like fnaf SFM animations

[crystal forum]

guy's good at 3d animation i'll give him that

[rose thorn]

Wait he owns the copy right to it?

[crystal forum]

to what

[rose thorn]

The backrooms?

[crystal forum]

hell no

[rose thorn]

Lamo who has the copy right

[crystal forum]

nobody i think

idk how anybody could copyright it

[rose thorn]

There is a movie about it someone is getting their share

[crystal forum]

literally all backrooms come from a single 4chan post if you werent aware

[rose thorn]

I know that

But it’s like how the SCP copy right is owned by everyone on the scp wiki basically forbidding profiting off of it

[crystal forum]

well all kane does is about the dumbass yellow rooms

[rose thorn]

So thyas why we will never get an scp movie

[crystal forum]

it's public domain

nobody owns SCP

well some guy tried to copyright it in russia but i think he failed

[rose thorn]

They have special rules to you can’t profit off of it because there was a huge controversy

[rose thorn]

Yeah that’s why they officially got a copy right

To stop that

It’s a fuckin

What’s the word

There is a special one you can get

Creative Commons

[crystal forum]

yeah

A24 isn't a super scummy company so they might not try to do that anyways

[languid meadow]

A24 exists to enable random people to make cool movies

and that's awesome

ngl

reminded of slendermans licensing

since no one owns slenderman really

[crystal forum]

didnt a movie tried to copyright it

[languid meadow]

but there's different versions of him that are technically not slenderman

[jade holly]

So uh

I broke the Immortals

[languid meadow]

like the operator, arrivals slenderman

the movies

[crystal forum]

marblehornets should hold the copyright smh

instead of that shitty ass movie

[languid meadow]

they do for the operator

[jade holly]

Fellas, is 90 hits with a 3+ to wound okay?

[languid meadow]

which is slendy but without the tentacles and proxies

also without a face

while the OG slenderman had a facial structure be it blank

[opaque coyote]

He doesn't have a face to begin with

[languid meadow]

he has a facial structure

[rose thorn]

Peak as fuck kit

[crystal forum]

OG slenderman?

[languid meadow]

operator is just an empty head

[crystal forum]

isnt that just a bunch of images from somethingawful

[languid meadow]

yeah like the something awful forums and what he turned in to

[crystal forum]

thats not really slenderman tho

like the intent wasnt there

[languid meadow]

idkkkk

I still think these are the best pictures for him still

[crystal forum]

anyways i hope kane pixel fails because im jealous of his success

[crystal forum]

i wonder where the originals come from

[languid meadow]

no idea

[opaque coyote]

I mean his backrooms videos are pretty good

Very spooky

Then again I followed him while he was still making AoT videos

[crystal forum]

i hate that he started a trend of even sloppier backrooms content

as if it could get sloppier

scientists in yellow hazmats suits exploring specifically the yellow backrooms

[opaque coyote]

I mean his take is actually pretty interesting.

Which is probably why it got latched onto

[crystal forum]

no offense to him but his take is extremely generic

[languid meadow]

his take is okay but I hate what people tried to turn the backrooms into

[opaque coyote]

The cumrooms

[languid meadow]

they turned a company interested in commercializing the backrooms into temu brand SCP

[crystal forum]

his take is a mix of SCP and lost

imo

the company in lost that tried to harvest the island

the oldest view at least showed me that mister pixel has some originality

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I think it's interesting how the company in the series is clearly very out of their scope

And they know it on some level

[crystal forum]

but god the sloptuber content farmers have to ruin everything

[opaque coyote]

And they're trying their best to hide the fact that they've basically shit their pants

[crystal forum]

is that an original take for you laati

[opaque coyote]

Different than SCP at least

The SCP foundation is usually depicted to be fairly competent

[crystal forum]

that's literally how many SCP articles are written

the foundation dealing with shit they barely understand or can control

[opaque coyote]

And also has it generally under control.

[languid meadow]

what they mean I think is that the company isn't doing it for like

knowledge or anything

they just want to sell the place

which I think is cool

[crystal forum]

lost comes to mind

prominently

[opaque coyote]

Never watched lost

[celest cedar]

the nutroom

[languid meadow]

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[opaque coyote]

Also generally depends.

But usually the SCP foundation generally keeps the stuff contained. When it isn't an apocalypse of course.

Unlike the company in the Backrooms take where they don't even have that successfully down

No amnestics

[crystal forum]

i think it's a pretty common theme for SCP articles which arent safe to be about how fucked the foundation is

i read way too many smh

[opaque coyote]

No anomalous weapons

Etc.

[crystal forum]

btw did you ever check out the backrooms wiki

so imagine SCP

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I have once or twice

Like you said

[crystal forum]

except without any moderation

[opaque coyote]

Temu scp

[crystal forum]

at all

[languid meadow]

because it's fandom

there's levels to backrooms enjoyment

you got
the OG post
Kanes

All the way down here is the slop

[crystal forum]

in a way i enjoy how amateur it is because it's just raw portrayal of cool ideas

but the quality is so fucking bad and clearly written by children

but HEY everybody needs to start somewhere

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's generally more about how cold the organization is. Very human abuses being overlooked.

SCP 8980 moment

[crystal forum]

as somebody who looks at a lot of internet horror im not particularly impressed by kane's storytelling

his technical skills are obviously impressive

but he got lucky really. i know of other people who "deserved" his level of fame

if it was all skill then it wouldn't be so fucking random

[opaque coyote]

In this case, that's unfortunately just the case of a lot of artists in general

[crystal forum]

this is something with youtube specifically

[opaque coyote]

Luck is unfortunately a huge factor in gaining attention no matter what skill level.

And YouTube really doesn't help with that good lord

Shit fucking website

[crystal forum]

the sloptubers make the situation worse

like dont get me wrong i love being narrated a horror series

but like these guys dont create art

they only take it and reformat it to an audience

[opaque coyote]

You mean you don't like video essays that are literally 95% resummarizing the plot

[crystal forum]

it's my guilty pleasure

[opaque coyote]

[crystal forum]

i do listen to a ton

[opaque coyote]

Same

[crystal forum]

but like objectively it's not good

[vagrant fox]

👎

[crystal forum]

try finding any analog horror series where the highest view video has more views than the most popular sloptuber's video about it

[opaque coyote]

But generally I think Kane Pixels deserves a chance to make the movie and see if it's interesting.

Either the movie is a success and justifies his popularity or it's a failure and we move on

[crystal forum]

it's genuinely so sad to see a video with millions of views about a series that has a total collective amount of views in the hundreds

[opaque coyote]

The Walten Files

[crystal forum]

like it's exploitative

[crystal forum]

if he's good at film making as much as he is good at animation then good for him

[opaque coyote]

But yeah that shit is sad

Especially when the views die down as the series get past the famous analysis™

Prehistoric Emergence is a personal favorite of mine.

And part of it is how the quality clearly increased but also

The views got less for the newest videos

Which like...

Bro the earliest episodes that used actual fucking slop AI footage has more views than the legitimate 3d animation of a fighter jet fighting against dinosaurs

[crystal forum]

btw im starting to develop a conspiracy theory where kane pixel created the drama about the "old man" to get his movie talked about

like that shit feels so fabricated

[opaque coyote]

The fucking what

[crystal forum]

RIGHT before the movie comes out

[opaque coyote]

I never heard that shit ever

But that's because I don't follow drama

I like having joy in my life

The benefits of not using twitter

[vagrant fox]

I'm subscribed to one of these analog horror analysers so I can just go to the description and watch the originals because I cba finding them
Brainmaxing

[crystal forum]

some random tweet bitched about him being a young film maker and kane pixel replied to it with some unfunny joke about a secret "old man" being behind the scenes controlling every movie production

and it was right before the movie came out

[opaque coyote]

I like one channel that does analyze analog horror.

AntthonyGallego.

[opaque coyote]

...ngl that likely isn't fabricated

Because Twitter is the environment where that shit happens

The most petty fucking complaints ever

Like there's fucking complaints about Game-O-verse being goon bait

Oh god! Hide your children from the fully clothed and covered furry woman!!

[languid meadow]

a lot of twitter "drama" is just people without real problems

like holy shit a lot of the gooseworks "drama" was just this to her edgy jokes

[daring creek]

a lot of drama on twitter is just people talking about how dumb the drama is

[languid meadow]

also a lot of transphobia from children

[storm jungle]

"I cant handle this"

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stand-balance-wise-cat-top-cat-gif-3520757

[opaque coyote]

Literally 50% of Twitter "drama"

[jade holly]

Hey uh Dilara

I broke the Immortals

[crystal forum]

damn it the backrooms movie will gross a lot

[storm jungle]

good

[crystal forum]

i hate seeing younger people not be locked into crippling depression like i was

[storm jungle]

it deserves it

[languid meadow]

it was pretty cheap for a movie

[crystal forum]

how dare they develop themselves

[languid meadow]

only 10 mil which isn't a lot for a feature film

I think um

[storm jungle]

Yeah also A24 movies generally always slap

[languid meadow]

iron lung was around 20 mil?

[storm jungle]

they are one of the few studios that fund/allow like actually creative movies

[languid meadow]

maybe less

[opaque coyote]

I got introduced to A24 by my film teacher

They're a cool studio

A lot of good films

[crystal forum]

they throw shit at the wall and sees what sticks like blumhouse

[storm jungle]

Thats most movie studios dumbass

lmao

[crystal forum]

higher quality than blumhouse tho

[jade holly]

Can’t believe the main actor slept with the director’s wife smh

[crystal forum]

no it isn't

[storm jungle]

A24 is goated so shut your furry mouth

[storm jungle]

and yes it is

[crystal forum]

low budget movies are not common anymore

[storm jungle]

Hollywood approves of anything and everything

[jade holly]

Obsession, Iron Lung, Backrooms

[crystal forum]

the business has shifted to mainly high profile movies with lots of budget

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

^

once again

jay doesnt know what hes talking about

fork found in kitchen

[jade holly]

Low budget horror movies are like a cheat code to fortunes

[crystal forum]

iron lung was literally notorious for breaking the cycle

do you guys not read when i add descriptors like "mainly" and "mostly"

[jade holly]

Iron Lung was so good

[storm jungle]

I think you just cant read Jay

learn to like stuff once in awhile

[jade holly]

And for a movie that takes place in one small room majority of the time I’m surprised it holds the record for most amount of fake blood used

[crystal forum]

anyways, there's a lot of A24 movies that dont succeed commercially

[storm jungle]

Thats also most studios

they got tons of great movies

I think you are just being a snob

https://klipy.com/gifs/anton-ego-redactando-1

[opaque coyote]

Jay learns that some things that are released don't succeed

And some do

[jade holly]

I have the Green Knight but never saw it yet

I need to

[crystal forum]

you guys seem to assume im tying commercial success to artistic value

my favorite movie recently is the lighthouse ffs

[languid meadow]

gerkinnnn my shiiiiiiiii

[crystal forum]

stop being a twitter mob

[languid meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif

[storm jungle]

Have good opinions

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stand-balance-wise-cat-top-cat-gif-3520757

[languid meadow]

I got my first account hacker DM today that was cool

da mr beast money...

[crystal forum]

watch movies outside of your reddit recommendations

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/small-mrbeast-funny-meme-hahahaha-gif-14300745468208619201

[storm jungle]

have some opinions and criticisms that arent redditoid

"erm akshually most movies fail"

the sky is also blue

[jade holly]

I hope the Bloodborne movie Jacksceptieye’s producing is gonna be good

[storm jungle]

We'll see

the dung knight sure looked like something

[jade holly]

Dung I’m assuming?

[storm jungle]

Probably

whatever his name was

[opaque coyote]

God I wish Sony would release it on PC already

[jade holly]

Yeah about that, they’re backtracking from PC Ports now

[opaque coyote]

I know

[jade holly]

prob cause the next Xbox has Steam Integration

[jade holly]

The Devious doo doo devourer

[storm jungle]

🫵

[arctic talon]

That’s Elden ring

[storm jungle]

same thing

same game

[jade holly]

Hey Elite

I uhh

Found an interaction with immortals

So you know how the new detachment gives them rapid fire?

[rose thorn]

BACKROOMS FANS HATE THE BACKROOMS MOVIR

IT MIGHT BE GOOD

[storm jungle]

On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 89% of 160 critics' reviews are positive, with an average rating of 7.6/10. The website's consensus reads: "A startlingly assured feature debut from director Kane Parsons, Backrooms bends the liminal spaces that have haunted the internet for years into a horror film that's as mesmerizing as it is terrifying."[27] Metacritic, which uses a weighted average, assigned the film a score of 77 out of 100, based on 41 critics, indicating "generally favorable" reviews.[28]

Very glad to see this

genuinely looks fun to watch

[rose thorn]

If Twitter users hate something it’s usually good

[languid meadow]

backroom "fans" when the movie isn't a billion different levels and glorbos

[storm jungle]

Tbh theres a reason only ever the stuff the actual creator of the Backrooms made has actually been cool, creative and scary

[storm jungle]

Also this

As if the entire point and scary thing about the Backrooms is the building of suspense and creepy visuals.

[jade holly]

I learned that you can use Cryptek Conclave’s Gauntlet of Compression to increase the range at which Rapid Fire triggers to 15” from 12”. Then since you have sustained Hits the extra 10, hits from rapid fire can trigger it too which can lead to 90 hits total

[storm jungle]

the monsters play likte a 5% part of it

[jade holly]

With Tesla Carbines

and then the Plasmancer makes crits easier to get, and you can use Technosorcerous Augmentations to get anti infantry 3+

[languid meadow]

the scariest backrooms thing I've experienced is still trepangs version lmfao

voices and shadows

no real threats

made my skin crawl

[storm jungle]

gmod moment

[opaque coyote]

Speaking of glorbos

Here's my favorite gmolbos series

https://youtu.be/qo3KZ9ZUqgU?si=tPYve6rZEvCyvDL6

[arctic talon]

The terror of it is fear of the unknown lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Which most people don’t understand

[storm jungle]

i still get scared playing gmod

[languid meadow]

shit is fucked

[arctic talon]

And it just ends up being a shitty scp knock off

lol

[storm jungle]

just that loneliness is fucking creepy

[arctic talon]

Regarding backrooms

[storm jungle]

Exactly yea

like i said the monsters are the 5% of it

[arctic talon]

Hell it’s 1% of it imo

It’s the atmosphere

[storm jungle]

Id agree ngl

[arctic talon]

Less is more

For monsters

[jade holly]

But yeah Elite how do you feel about a Szeras buffed horde hitting 90 shots that wound on 3+ which can be re-rolled on 1s

[opaque coyote]

I think the most disturbing part how there's no transition to it. You literally just suddenly appear there and back

[arctic talon]

Average necron tomfoolery, engage the Tesla cannons

[opaque coyote]

Also because you don't expect it.

[jade holly]

And then I gave them a Shroud Overlord for free 11” movement and they have assault too

[opaque coyote]

Then again Trepang2 has a lot of disturbing shit

[arctic talon]

Massive spoilers for mechanicus 2.

But excuse me what the fuck

[opaque coyote]

In-between the time slow gunfu

[jade holly]

I probably shouldn’t have clicked that

[opaque coyote]

First level is Horizon HQ experimenting on terminally ill patients with fucking mothman juice

[arctic talon]

Mf’er

[jade holly]

Oops

[arctic talon]

I said massive mechanicus 2 spoilers

[jade holly]

Ah well

I’ll forget it

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[jade holly]

Probably

[languid meadow]

gaslight yourself

always works

[jade holly]

No it doesn’t

[opaque coyote]

Also has my favorite design of mothman

[arctic talon]

That’s a flesh eater court noble

[opaque coyote]

I like how the face shield has it resemble a moth's face but the actual face is fucking that

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

It basically is