#40k-lore-chat
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you can just write
Trye
you don't need permission
^
i write so much that i never publish
i like the bit where hes frozen in place and trying to stab the baddie but u can tell hes still going for it 100% the whole time so that when hes unfrozen theres not even slight hesitation
But yeah Analog Horror 40k sounds fun since despite it being futuristic.
Every single time some in-universe footage is shown. It looks like 80's security cam footage
then rips the spine out
It's like creepypasta
if i was one of the psykers i would have simply brain burst the marines from inside the bubble
I want my massive chud monster
When do we get a monster hunter monster in real life
Honestly thought of basing it off of a Tyranid invasion
I also had another idea. A TechnoArcheologist crew delve into a tomb world for lost technology and accidentally awake the tomb. Then one moment one of the humans bodyguards get kidnapped into the shadows and you just hear him screaming out in agony over the vox and they find him disembowled and flayed as Flayed Ones stand over him putting his flesh on… yeah I had this idea for a while lmao
Since like
Tyranids are terrifying
But just that reveal
i've been shot at by worse things while inside a bubble than a couple marines, i would not be suppressed
The shock of these robotic beings draping themselves in flesh and organs as they slowly turn to face the rest of the group in the dark catacombs
Oh god it make me think of the Secret Level Deamon Princess of Tzeentch vs Titus
That would be so peak for horror
such bullshit plot armour
That sounds incredibly interesting
i haven't seen the secret level one
Flayed ones
cause it's marines
And all the while you have the Overlord trying to contain the outbreak because the Admech crew accidentally freed them
So you have a 3 way story going on with both sides trying to escape the Flayed Ones
Personally thought of a classic horror thing where it's a group of PDF soldiers trying to clear out a Chaos Cult.
And just the absolute horror that the average chaos cult gets into
That Dr Who episode where ||Angels rip a soldier to shred then use his body to talk to the Dr over the radio 💀 ||
Sounds fun
Angels are horrifying
Honestly what scares me the most about the flayed ones is the psychological aspect
Specifically how they just constantly have the need to wear skin because of their severe dysmorphia
idk metal skellies covered in bloody ham sounds funny to me
Imagine waking up constantly feeling like you need to breathe
Only to realize that you have no lungs
Or flesh
imagine constantly waking up in the wrong body
feeling like you should be something else
I don't know if tomb world does it but if you haven't read TDK !!!
But you don't have a body. Not a real one anyways
couldn't be me
Flayed Ones are peak body horror
trangneder
It's the best novel about how it actually feels to be a necron
Trans person looking at a Necron and being like
"Yeah I feel the same way buddy."

being an ardent flayed one spammer on DoW, flayed ones dont scare me at all
he's havin a good time
Necrons in general are peak body horror because the warriors are trapped in their own bodies, nobles have to grasp with trying to breathe and eat
Scaery
A TechnoArcheologist could easily accidentally unleash a flayed one out break in a Tomb World right?
Yeah either that or something smaller scale
Since like a lot of 40k is the grand scale of things
So something like the idea I said earlier
Again, a group of PDF soldiers raiding a chaos cult
Sounds fun
Imagine the summoning of a Great Unclean One as the climax of a movie and the Darktide main theme plays
flayer cult?
Lower levels slowly losing population over centuries
Just like the average experience a regular person
Flayed Ones
Would suffer through
I think?
Imagining a flayed one Necron working as a cashier
Yeah they're not a cult like destroyers but it's easier to call em that
"Yeah he's a bit weird but he does his work well enough"
those necrontyr checks dont cash well huh buddy
steve the human lore
"The smell? Eh. Not worse than the other employee."
Disembowels rude customer
Refuses to elaborate

literally steve the human
other employee is revealed to be a Nurgle Cultist
"I AM DISGUISED" "yes sir" YOU CAN'T TELL IM NOT HUMAN" "yes sir, whatever you want sir"
Flayed one covers their nose before realizing they don't have one
A Zahndrekh Psychological horror movie could go hard
an entire movie from his perspective
showing moments of his madness and lucidity
Ah Steve?
He offered to take care of my mom
He took care of her so well, I never saw her again!
steve is so generous
Also this is unrelated to anything
But
I wanna force my dad to play Minecraft
For shits and giggles
I told Steve my credit card info so he can remind me if I forget
How much should I interfere
Like how much should I tell him

man recent flayed ones feel so naked
How unreliable of a narrator would Zahndrekh be as a main protag?
Honestly I feel like the worst part about flayed ones as a design is that the skin doesn't "cover" enough
Like I know we like to joke about his senility but it’s kind of horrifying especially if he’s using it as a coping mechanism
Idk about you but personally it'd be freaky as fuck if they had like
we used to be proppa dressed lads
A stretched human face overlayed
Yeah this
This is much better
Much more horrifying
Should probably teach him like how crafting works, then just let him solo the whole game
my favorite ones are drippy af
Yeah I was thinking of the basics
also the only ones I have
Yeah
but then otherwise, he should go in blind
so he can experience stuff like the first night
Yeah it would be mad funny
these guys looked better than what we have now tbh
Because my Dad's gaming experience is uh
It can be summarized as
Playing Tetris back in the 1980's
...
And that's it
Middle one got crazy dance moves
all of them lmaoz
flayed one conga line
And she has the classic "Boomer/Gen X mom" games
Toy Blast
ham dudes
My mom plays fucking toy Blast
Candy crush type games?
my flayed ones were painted with my own blood
due to a slip
Call of Cthulhu?
Honestly again, surprised that they haven't done some analog horror type shit.
Like imagine a flayed one with like a stretched out human face
I was trying to trim something and sticked the bit of my knife in my index finger
my dark skitarii have that
they are not standard and made from hostages, criminals and cripple
and they are like
illegally constructed
so they are not very resistant to polluted and radioactive environements
so of course their skin and flesh peels to the point of them being barely anything else than a skelly in a metal frame
and some of them staple skin of their victims back on their face
why not just grow them in the vats
crudely
because mad science is not always smart
His war band is poor/hj
the magos made them in his basement basically lol
some of them were hidden in walls
I had my Explorator fleet Admech be set around Voss Prime and the Skitarii being like the Vostroyan, where first borns would be sent to the Skitarii, even if your parents were Tech Priests
Kinda envision something like this for the flayed ones (excuse my shitty 5 minute drawing)
I would've taken a picture but alas for now none of them have skin stapled back on
because it was too hot lately and milliput doesnt like ambiant heat
Like just the face
Haphazardly glued onto their skulls
Like one of those Halloween human face masks
Flayed Ones that harversted the skins of SM, so they look like kids wearing their parents shirts
The mouth stretched because they have to fit it on their lengthened skulls
some flayed ones place skulls on their head as a mask
the finecast and new models do that
It would be creepy for them to have like
Human teeth
You could go rip off that one joker variant
I was thinking of that lol
Oh the one where he sliced his face off and then stitched it back on
Yeah
That's also good
Also yeah that's actually part of the main run
Yeah
Doesn’t that mean his face is never healing and it’ll rot off… 
I don't usually like the joker being too overly murdery. But that does fit perfectly into what he'd do for shits and giggles
Yup
In fact it visibly rots

Y’know I feel like with Joker some writers lose the plot
True but
they try too hard to make him creepy and edgy
The face ripping off itself
Sounds perfect in what he'd do for shits and giggles
It's quite edgy
Obviously
But I can't help but like it
big smile
But honestly the thing about flayed ones is that
The skin isn't fresh™ enough to look intimidating
Like ngl
It looks like ham
GW just doesnt have the balls to make them bloody
flayed ones suffer greatly, putting them out of their misery is a genuine kindness
Like the dead skin unironically looks more like ham
yeah I affectionately call flayed one "Ham dudes"
long ass fingernails bro
It's body dysmorphia taken to its absolute limit
Hell for them
cut those nasty ass nails
Hell for others as well
after repeatedly yelling "GO MY HAM DUDES GO" on DoW while spamming the reinforce unit button because i could not remember what their name was
Flayed ones working at a deli
i should grab the dow remaster

I like flayed ones with claws more than flayed ones with long fingers
I like the Freddy Kruger claws
But I can't help but wonder how the fuck they even like
Put the skin on
vostroyans have access to them in Unification
Like imagine them finishing flaying
They try to put the skin on
Only for their long ass claws to accidentally slice the skin
Now they have to find a new person to skin
problem i have with games where tabletop armies are represented is that ever since they put skitarii in the tabletop i'm always thinking "i wish i was playing skitarii in this"
Maybe that's why some of them just like
If Flayed Ones are creepy imagine what Ammentar is up to

Casually just place it on themselves
even though skitarii vehicles are a little bit lame
I need to finish painting my dudes
Body Horror vs whatever the fuck kinda horror he’d do
Overall
Flayed Ones need to take lessons from Night Lords
They can sew human skin better
why dont the necrons just make better bodies for their soldiers so they can be a real civilization again?
depends on the flayed ones I think
iunno i dont think anyone needs night lords lessons, they didnt even take their own lessons very serisouly
which is sorta the crux of their whole legion
because they stoopid and silly
They're expert at sewing
i gotta take EVERY chance to slander night lords
Literally because classism
man necrons suck
yeah no im not taking lessons from space methhead hobos
reagan the great cryptlord
someone should kill those guys
agreed
well the ELDAR were supposed to
the fellas stole my lovely android's job and thunder
Gonna be honest here.
They somehow had worse conditions for their average civilians...
Than the Imperium
tbf they had worse conditions for the nobility too
That is a fucking accomplishment
the dumbass elf fucks couldnt pull their own ego out from their asses long enough to actually make a coherent resistance against the great awakening other than a couple of stupid dumbass plans
that one wasn't really in their hands
We need a Serbery vehicle that is just a Diligence/Coach pulled by the horse Dogs and crewed by some Skitarii or with a Tech Priest
being necrontyr was just a rough fucking deal
Necrontyr are legitimately worse than 40k humanity
And it's fucking hilarious as a redult
I spat bits of the apple I was chewing to this
civilians lived in mud huts and stuff i hear, though that's kinda just bits of humanity too in 40k
Eldar were never meant to exterminate the Necrons tbf, even for Necrontyr they were just part of the Old One's army
im just slandering elfs
Like Krork are a bigger disgrace
basically
everyone in 40k got a bad deal and they suck
True, but that's mainly due to uncontacted planets.
Necrontyr just had everyone live like that

its sorta well known they couldnt stop the great awakening
The Necrons are the definition of
the old ones really get done in by the fucking weirdo enslaver warp entities?
but also its well known they cant stop literally anything at all
"Damn bitch you live like this?"
its sorta their thing
Honestly there is a funny idea
why didn't the necrons just leave their fuckass cancer star anyway
also just for posterity
C'tan are big dangerous beings
That the Hive Mind is actually kinda freaking out because our galaxy has lasted like
This long
Like it is a funny idea that the Hive mind is just thinking
isn't there some old bit of lore about how every other galaxy in this one is just wall to wall orks or tyranids
"okay by now they should be eaten. Why aren't they FUCKING EATEN??"
It was genetically embedded into their DNA at that point
this is like asking "why didnt humans not develop not to be able to breath air once we colonized mars"
I think it's implied that it isn't just their DNA
But literally their fucking souls
taking a deep breath and refraining from saying "that doesn't make any sense"
its sci-fi
It's 40k
We have space magic
mst3k mantra
soul-cancer don't care about no star
But yeah, Necrons literally have soul cancer
had anyway
Fr though why is the eldar like cataclysmically bad at stopping things they predict explicitly to stop
no souls now lmao
also the old man logan sequels after the millar run are so unbelievably yawn inducing, like get over it logan, for GODS SAKE MAN GET A GRIP AND STOP DRINKING SO MUCH
empire stuff
One part is pride
Other part is the fact that other people are so stupid that they ruin everything
you make an empire, you fuck up and the empire explodes
That's the pride part
how empires work

OTHAT EMPIRE
Also tbf
...
We have the same problem with global warming
how the farseer looks at you after telling you "we're all gonna die bru"
the eldar empire i mean
We could've actually stopped it
If it wasn't for the fact that companies just refused to work with them
someone once told me the fall of the eldar causing trouble for everyone was xenophobic writing
foreign empire evil etc
nah
missing the point
ALL empires evil
Look at real life
empire is NO GOOD
"Why isnt anyone stopping orange man from making monuments"
🙂
"Why cant we fix our healthcare"
but like they have literal future seeing seers that so often just steer right into the vortex of problems
"Why is there no justice"
fall is the fate of every civilization to practice empire
Plot.
Also like.
If an entire country suddenly fucking exploded. Obviously it's gonna affect everyone
Damn, we should start killing people again
Eldar realistically should fate-read most of the time extremely well
but they just dont
because stuff going right is "boring"
(we call this bad writers)
Its like how an eldar farseer just doesnt jedi mindtrick an entire imperial guard regiment to kill themselves
The problem is that there is multiple futures
They're trying to steer towards the right one but they fucking misclicked a dialogue option and now they're on the bad path™
farseers obsessed with getting the extreme long term plan to go just right, not taking the easy ws
they'd still fail
because at the end of teh day they are against writers
not in-universe enemies

true
so what we're saying is its a factor of edlar ego and writers not being nice to them
gotta do the deadpool thing
Not really ego
Also can they even do that? I swear they can only do it to like a squad at most
farseers literally do and focus on their job
Or is it just me underestimating like
the writers are entirely at fault
mainly writers not liking them really
kill the writers to free yourself from your horrid setting
Psyker powers again
eldar have been punching bags for a LONG time
Cause psyker powers are bullshit
They can. They just dont.
that reminds me, chaosgate deathwatch is gonna be a thing
Psyker powers in 40k are whateve rthe author makes them to be
Fair enough
I swear psyker powers need to have actual defined limits
They can do an eldritch storm which can cover an entire landmass, so a force-choke or mass-mindcontrol is like the least you can do
i think they were doing something like that shit in one of the early gaunt novels
i guess im so used the elves of warhammer being so egotistical that its their main flaw
back when dana bnett was REALLY just playing calvinball with the setting
yeah basically illusion-ing themselves as guardsmen
Yeah it's just plot then
And also cause it'd be boring as fuck if they all died via the suicide hack
...
Thats elves in every setting because they took 1 note from tolkien and nothing else
Okay it would be cool for like
Its always plot
The first time
tolkien elves isn't egotistical
they were once
and thats all the writers took
its like how no setting ever makes elves and dwarves friends because the only bit they steal from LOTR is "grrr elves and dwarves must always hate each other" lol
they HAVE been sitting there watching humans fuck everything up for a while
(this literally lasts for like 1 era in LOTR)
Like everything. It's a general mixture.
Funnily enough, despite LOTR basically making the planet of Hats trope, he tries to make the races somewhat varied in personality individually
the elves are pretty humanlike in a lot of aspects, the tolkien elves have a fair share of otherworldliness baked into their bones
legolas and gimli are friends in the lotr books...
at least the drukari are like that in spades
bro, the "spirits chase" in the beginning of Ravenor is so goofy i cant
love those freaky bastards
Y'know like
People
LMAO yea it is
he always regretted making orcs Like That
Honestly
I still stand by the fact that a Drukhari comedy
Would be fucking hilarious
absrudel vects comedy of errors
he wanted orcs to have the ability to seek redemption too
Yeah he regretted making them all evil.
meanwhile warhammer orks are so fucking awesome and just love fighting hell yeah brother
Tolkien making orks evil is the reason we have dakka-wagons in 2026, imagine that ripple effect
Since like it is kinda weird given that every other race seemingly had the capacity for different morality
i was doing some research into ork creation and history and learning that only a small facet of tolkienism made it into orks was suprising but when you think about it yeah
i mean compared to other stuff in warhammer
alright, what in the name of sigmar is this fucking thing and why am I reading it
I mean 40k actually influenced Orcs more.
I think it's why Orcs are generally green. It was due to a coloring mistake
Franz Ferdinand is the reason we have Ork Dakka Wagons in 2026
i like lotr orcs a lot more than 40k orks
The Orks were originally meant to be grey like Tolkein's
But they made them green
And they stuck with it
And personally
Yeah I prefer green over grey
tbh
It looks better
green's a good orc colour
you prefer green because we've been exposed to it the most
if it was grey forever yall would say "green doesnt fit"
if the sky was green we'd say blue was weird, so what
Its just how public exposure and perception work lol
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So what is that your point is dumb, next
lmao
I prefer lotr as a narrative story , and I prefer fantasy's faction designs, 40k is too bloated for me
AAAAAAAA
oh shit is that the moon turk
True.
But that timeline would be miserable
Yeah because you werent in there
real
fantasy ties up neatly as a setting, endtimes aside
Nah I am.
I'm a universal constant trust m-
👎
Personally I like 40k because
also the only thing this guys done is kill a literal normal dog
I THINK hes a part of Reavers, a band of cyborgs that hunt mutants in X-Men stories
anyway my earliest exposure to orcs was my mother reading the hobbit to me as a very young child so i think actually i am in the timeline where my first exposure was grey orcs/goblins
hes bonebreaker
I like 40k cause I Stockholmsed myself into it at 14 or so and now am stuck here
hes a part of the reavers, you are correct
Also I just generally like the ridiculous vibe 40k has.
Lobotomise 7 billion cadians
Would? They do already
Agripinaa wrenched all the cadians that landed on their planet
this is cadians now, sorry
hey whos hte most zealous forgeworld?
Pros of being a skiitari:
- cooler weapons
- no think
Metalica
ah gotcha
Cons of being a skiitari
An endless feeling of suffering as you can't quite grasp what is wrong with you.
They turned the planet into metal because they figured it was the most pure form of worship
it's not THAT bad
the weapons are cooler, but somehow its all just fodder , because narrative restraint, with the kind of shit a skitarii grunt gets to fire they should be winning loads of battles all the time
For you have lost the capability to understand long ago
Obvious to everyone but you

They have this cool scientist vibe going on
but they do
they just aren't that physically resilient
I also just like how they look like a fusion of wild West along with 40k tech
So steampunk
gauss flayers gauss flay skitarii just fine
I mean Id give those guns to the imperial guard and expect better results, it doesnt make logical sense yes, but the skitarii are just different aesthetic guardsmen with different lore
Like their guns look like futuristic bolt action rifles and shit
Look up the Cerberys Raiders
And horses breathing fire
Also Skiitari, lore wise, would logically be better at direct combat
yes
But due to them being a bit
Metalica then Mars
Uh
logically
Lobotmized
I can imagine Skiitari would probably struggle with unorthodox planning
Metalica isn’t even pretending to be sane
They wouldn’t
They literally aren’t that’s the whole point with them
Which is really saying a lot considering their contemporaries
skitarii are interconnected with the battle noosphere or whatever it's called, they're good soldiers drifty
If you want something lobotomized and follows a plan to the letter use a Servitor
I mean they are lol, but they just end up being fodder anyway
I was just thinking about my forge wrold a bit, its a bit more difficult since the knight house lore came first. But also i dont have to write lore for the forgeworld lmao
I swear I remember that Skiitari generally have something done to their brains
skitarii do have their memories mostly wiped, if they weren't vat grown
They get a noosphere implant and a MIU
my point was that in every metric the skitarii are better than your normal guardsmen soldier, mostly, which actually is true, but in most narratives skitarii grunts just get guardsmen results and guardsmen fodder level casualties
In modern lore no
But pre 7e yes
lol
pre 7e they were just red guardsmen
Because Martian standard skitarii didn’t exist yet
And the surrounding lore didn’t exist yet
only less cool cause not soviet
if this was to me, then ehh nahh. The knight house pride themselves on basically single handedly obliterating the FW's traitor titan legion and brute forcing the rest of the FW into staying loyal
the FW basically obliterated it self in HH and has been scrapping it self back together from it's ruins. The knight house has a ritualw here you gotta dig through the titan graveyard and forge (a power sword or something idk) from the scraps
im thinking the house symbol, the dragon fly, is some insect native to the planet that eats rust
trying to think of the personality of the admech of the planet
thinking between "WE FUCKING LOVEEEE KNIGHTS" o r "oh god were loyal we swear"
You could try Zhao-Arkkad, they swinged for Horus in the heresy
nah im writing my own lmao
creative writing
and such
tbf i shoudnt even be wriitng ak night house rn since i dont have any at college with me
oh penitent and paranoid perfect
Dripped tf out
"skitarii, i demand you stroll out your dripped out shit on these xenos"
looks cool as fuck tbh
Aeronautica is cool as fuck
bad for painting but awesome in a game
the show or the game?
shit i might watch this lmao
This shit is aura tbh
it hink this is the first time ive seen poeple in 40k fucking freka out at craftworlds eldar
Yeah
Because they’re depicted like they are in the codex
Which is cool as shit
Smh
THIS FUCKS LMAO
AHAHAHAAHAHA HE JUST CHECKS HIS IPAD FOR A SECOND LIEK HE GOT A TEXT
this is eldar propaganda it fucks
How Mobius 1 was moving in the F-22 Raptor
You see Mon'keigh, I have depicted you as the frustrated and angry thunderbolt pilot, and myself as the calm unphased aspect warrior"
also this is the "most savage and undisplined" craft world
The guy prolly took a sip of his shrines blood before getting in lol
It's savage and undisciplined cause they were playing with the pilots tbh
Could've killed em at any time
Eldar pilot kinda aura farming
lol
eldar coded as fuck
whats the recent sororitas series called?
or am i making that up
need to see that one too
i think eldar 100% need thier own show
Penitence I think
What's eldar culture like anyway?
ta
are they just elves?
Oh okay
Which ones?
each craftworld is very unqiue thats a godo point
Eldar probably have some of the most complex lore out of the 40k factions
They're Jes Goodwin's favorites
Oh damn, I had no idea
I see I see
Which ones? High-and-mighty Craftworlders, bitch-ass, stink-ass Drukhari, groovy-hippie Exodites, or whacky-mysterious Harlequins?
tries to lok up ynnari lore
"ynnari are erased, ynnari are dead" etc etc etc
Each craftworld is different
Each craftworld is different, there's like 5 big factional slips iirc
6
Who am I forgetting
Oh wait
I'm forgetting corsairs
Oh nah I mean eldar in general
i meant craftworlds lmao
Though they lean drukhari or cwe
hey hows the sleepy hollow on lore?
Eldar are pretty darn cool, but daaamn... literally begging for her to even graze that son of a bitch.
How do eldar view the Imperium? Or is this another case where it varies?
varies
none of it good
Okay
They call us monkeys.
from "misguided apes" to "KILL EM ALL RAAAAAAH"
funnily the genocide (most based) craftworld actually likes 1 specific guard regiment
they also like one of the most fanatical regiments
Tallarn are so worship hungry they annoy other regiments with it
shared hatred of chaos will do that
Is Saim-hann the largest Craftworld?
For the major craftworlds
Saim-hann: Wild, savage, clan based, literally drink each others blood ritualistically
Altaioc: super conservative, super safe and slow. So restrictive theres a ton of rangers from there who just want to get off the damn thing
Ulthwe: Psykers out the ass, truth seeking, hate chaos hate hate hate chaos, obsessed with preservation of the Eldar
Iyanden: depressing, sad, most of them died from nids, tons of wraith constructs, lots of corsairs.
Beil-Tan: Literally Hitler, super racist, super expansionistic
Lugganath: Yahar ematies, so many fucking corsairs and clowns around with them, also fuck the Drukhari
Mymeara: LOVE INDUSTRY MORE SUPER HEAVY VEHICLES, MORE ENGINES FOR VAUL.
Altansar: grim, stoic, very quiet, hate chaos, survived the eye of terror
Iybraesil: matriarchal, very militant
beil-tan
oh i shoudl read the ynnari codex tbh
the omly new lore ynnari have is that they are shattered
What’s the Ynnari all about
The Ynnari are a death cult
focused around summoning Ynead
the Eldar god of death
Ohhh I see
tysm for the rundown!
I didn't expect them to like heavy vehicles. Do they have tanks and stuff?
newly born
they are an elf necromancy space pirate suicide cult
THEY’RE who Bobby G formed a shaky alliance with?
I quite like eldar human agreements that pop up around the galaxy
the fire prism is their main battle tank
they basically accept any eldar who are willing to kill them selves and ressurect them
literally just "there's no fucking point man"
which has some weird warp shit
that allows them to fire though any other fire prism
which means
if one fire prism sees you
Oh interesting
transparent cristal bit
not sure how much I like the look, but it's very unique
which one is lead by the council of Archons i think they are called, the aspect warriors completely lost on their path and or masters of all the paths?
exarchs and Autarchs, its Beil-tan
Which Craftworld does each Phoenix Lord hail from?
N/A
they predate the craftworlds as actual bodies
they're from the eldar empire's collapse period
ami stupid it hoguht ynnari had a codex
huh I just learned of the strangers spire
damn
If they're from the eldar empire period that has some pretty funny implications about Karandras tbh
yeah that makes sense
is the main heart of theire lore in gatheirng storm 2
honestly necromunda is not where I'd thought eldar would be
there's this thing which is a eldar tank destroyer
yes the engineer was overcompensating
Munda has a little of everything
also it flies
but this is the true overcompensator
The Cobra
want to kill a baneblade in one shot? no problem
like flies flies not just hovers?
All eldar tanks can literally fly fly
alongside hovering
they have a combat mode and a transport mode
they can fly fly in transport mode
What's the difference between an eldar tank and an eldar plane then?
thats fucking funny and horrifying
Eldar Planes disregard the laws of physics
the pilot isn't "meshed" with the thing as much mentally
technically so do imperial planes, they just do so with brute force lmao
They made a corsairs kill team recently right
Combat patrol
A while ago but yes
Void scarred are like
I thought it was within like, 6 months?
me when the eldar has only flying shit but I have 3 heldrakes
They did the JP corsairs again
skyreavers
I love the redone jump packs so much ngl
the original ones looked a bit uh
weird lol
these corsair versions of the swoopinghawks i assume?
Nah they're like
I love scorpion
how do I put this lol
I want a scorpion
gwww all you gotta do is release an army box iwth the ynnari 3 in it and ill become an edlar pplayerrrrrrrr
well tey probably want me to be a space mairne player nvm
that shit is never happening lol
They're like air drop corsairs
While swooping hawks are much more "outflank and kill them"
Skyreavers are FUCKING KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM IN MELEE
i see
they're shock troops
to the Swooing hawks mobile firepower
though some skyreaver bands prefer to operate more like swooping hawks
they're the minority
Much cleaner tbh
also quite a few skyreavers tend to be hired from comorragh

So you can assume how that tends to uh go for them doctrinally
They feel both bulkier and cleaner tbh
How close are we to 11e
2 day
depends on if there is a bat again....
the Armageddon box yea
Yeah marines and orks
Lmao this episode is legit hilarious
the eldar fucking slaughter the imperials
😩
im gonna guess as usual the underdog imps will get the upperhand in the last 2 eps but still pretty peak
Nah I want the eldar to win
GW is okay with the imperium losing in this shit tbh
Anyways aeronautica is peak
I love eldar planes
yeah when its humans on humans
lol
ill believe it once i see it
it is peak eldar propaganda
also btw 3 f-bombs
also tbh eldar jets realistically would mog imperial craft, they are all WW2 looking junk-fridges
they just always for some reason fly infront of imperials instead of dominating them with speed
we were talking about earlier the eldar probably were fucking with the imperium planes for ufn
Tbf this goes about how I’d expect on the table top lmao
Nah its shown the pilot is very stoic and takes his duty seriously
Stupid chud imperial pilot
Boy oh boy.
I can't wait to play the Skittles.
craftworld pilots go straight for the kill
Nah They’re def showing off lol
the playaround stuff is mostly dark eldar pilots
Alongside with doing their job
Nah they werent
then again even worse excuse
Bro did not need to do loopy loops
He was dodging gunfire
its the savage craftworld one fuckin uhh
let him cook
forgot their name
saim-han?
yeah they are the ones known for being undisplined and fucking around
espeically love going fast
Invincible is so ingrained in my stupid head that I thought this was Conquest lookin' at me.
LMAO
I'd like to reiterate the new GW site sucks
lol
I want either a full set of teeth or no teeth
No in between smh
Eeeh, we'll see.
dont you just love pointless changes to UI
Yes, they're wonderful
Why am I looking at stalkers from half life 2 lmao
I’m hoping one’ll just have a single tooth
wanna see something cool?
and they got rid of the fuuuuucking RSS feed too
still mad about that
the most optimized website in existence possibly
for WarCom
https://www.mcmaster.com/
check this out
see how fast the pages load
it's enough to make a grown man cry
Oh fire
Why do you know about this
anybody who has ever done anything mechanical knows about McMaster-Carr
I see
it's also famously one of the best catalog websites ever
UI hasnt changed for like 20 years
every page loads INSTANTLY
leave it to mechanical engineers to have the best website
Also the imperium having fucking coal grinders that double as cannons to kick up dust in the atmosphere is so funny
In the new aeronautica stuff
The jokes write themselves
Double the environmental destruction!
All for the price of one!
Genuinely great episode
Eldar aspect warrior pilots dog walk the imperium with ease lol
They don’t even kill everyone
I clicked around just cause of that. I was not disappointed 😩
I'm reminded that if it wasn't for Cancer, Spartacus would have been a true rival to Game of Thrones.
BE READY FOR MY LOBOTOMIZATION WORM
Are the Marines Malevolent patriotic for the imperium like the other chapters? Do they care about it?
Yes
MM do all the things space marines generally do
people just dislike them for doing stuff like killing civillians in their way
(which a lot of Chapters do too but we wont mention those)
The difference is that the majority does it in secret while the MM do not
smh silly little child simply got in the way of my bolter!
I forgot that loner calls Gman "ghoulieman"
The MM to the innocent imperial child
god that face of just
no no officer, I was cleaning the bolter when a shot fired itself and a kid happened to stand in front of it !
Cannot remember that artist's name to save my life.
new server sticker smh
mossacannibalis
horrible chud
^
what did he do
Aside from the grungy artstyle, what'd they do?
allegedly self pro-claimed pedo
horrible chud... or an amazing chud
how does one even do that
-# Ah.
bruh
how a guy can be self-proclaimed pdf
Well I think that's simple
Proclaim it
Done
holy shit
white house 40k reference???

among us
That's fucking insane
Legit
literal meme cabinet at this point
guys let us all self-proclaim ironically for fun)))))
You first
Self-proclaimed darktide HATER
how does AI manage to make things simultaneously look dog shit and technologically impressive at the same time
it's really outstanding
that UFO is straight up a PNG
the AI understands the vague concept of lighting too
but it's not even close to being believable
why does the ufo takes the illegal alien on the other side if they are supposed to be an illegal alien
AI ups the light contrast 10x for some reason
is the white house implying ICE is aliens ? does it imply they have saucers ?
does ICE own flying saucers and do they use it to abduct immigrants ?
it doesn't "understand" anything
lol
it just is pattern reinforcement
i know i know im just using the closest language i can use to a field i dont understand at all
i know this stuff is just very advanced image recognition
https://www.rxddit.com/r/Necrontyr/s/eat9GcKfBZ horrors of a new edition are being conjured
yeah just not a really cool individual
Fucking killing myself
anyways it just reminds me that AI wont be doing 3d models anytime soon because it can't remember things that leave the screen longer than 5 frames
Seeing what the post turned out to be genuinely broke my heart
wtf
I don't know what I expected but I am extremely frustrated
YMCA is one of the campaign songs Donnie used constantly since his first election due to its uhh " upbeat, unifying, and populist crowd appeal."
Problem is he probably doesnt realise or care that the song is pro-LGBT and is literally the exact opposite thing he always campaigned against
Not because I believed in aliens but that's just such a disgusting analogy
So is it using YMCA to signify American Soil™ and once you are moved back to Mexico there is no more YMCA lol
LMAO probably, who knows
"I think the song is neat, the guys who made it are really great - I met them once - uh-uh they're really great"
im pretty sure he never even gets the rights to use the song but what's one more lawsuit among hundreds
yea and he doesnt care
he loves that song from Les Miserables too
bro is literally putting himself on a new 250 dollar bill
and fired the guy on the department that said he couldnt do this
and replaced him
reminder that you can just ignore the law if you're president
oh my god bruh im so tired
he doesnt understand anytihing
wtf man
YES
isnt that his mugshot?
No neck
Funny thing is a bill this high in value won't be around for another 6 years lmfao
why is it so badly edited in there
i wanted to get a shitty trump coin he was talking about so i could sell it later to dipshits at a profit but the official US anniversary website scrubbed any trace of trump from its merch
It's just gonna get scrapped
they like undid his combover lmaooo
hank meme
LMAO
COVID...
this trash will be worth so much money after certain events happen
same thing to hitler stuff
250$ bill to keep up with gas prices
He's such a diva
at least he made sure it's on the only dollar no one but his minions ever get
he looks SO fucking evil, its hilarious
Literally looks like he's holding a flashlight under his face to look spooky
he just stopped smiling because i guess he knows his brand now
Was it like Caleb Hearon or something who said Trump shouldve been a fashion designer or something
He's right
i dont think trump could have been good at anything if he actually had to work ever
at the risk of getting suspended
some people legit live their whole lives never developing any skills at all
You cannot tell me Trump wouldn't have been excellent on RuPaul
the only thing trump would have been good at is dying, alas he's bad even at that
The one time I want to be encouraging and supportive of him
idk if I should say that here
💥
I've said worse things in this very server

