40k-lore-chat

[urban spire]

also mechanicus 2 feels like it should have a pvp mode

[vagrant fox]

I should get Mechanicus 2 waiting for skit class is going to take like 5 years

[urban spire]

not that i'd necessarily play it

it's sick

also the people whining about the music are wrong

[arctic talon]

the music in Mechanicus 2 is more ambiant

its not bad at all

[urban spire]

although the mixing is kinda bad sometimes

[arctic talon]

tbh

the mixing is bad ingame

but the actual audiotracks are fine

[urban spire]

voxcasters goes hard

[gleaming gale]

You get at least 30 hours of just the AdMech campaign, so probably 60-65 hours total with the necrons and the epilogue after you complete both campaigns, double the buck per hour value

and they more or less confirmed a Votann campaign is in the works

[arctic talon]

Yeah

we're getting LoV DLC 100% lol

[urban spire]

i'll be more interested in the votann when they exist a bit more

[vagrant fox]

I might pick it up after I get the final 4 prime frames I'm missing in Warframe why not

I'm waiting for an engaging Votann book

[urban spire]

yeah that'd make them exist a bit more for sure

https://bsky.app/profile/kitto-paint.bsky.social/post/3mmu37vxqkk2z

KITTO (@kitto-paint.bsky.social)

my ancient skitarii mask meme, reposting because of all the admech news :3

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Bluesky · May 27, 2026, 5:53 PM

[sacred ginkgo]

Now we know its even worse than that

Amazing

[summer mural]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEFGGGGGGRGGGGGGGGGGGR

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[gleaming gale]

Live femboy skitarii fan reaction

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/bluegrass-bluegrass-gives-gif-15732409086222151451

[sacred ginkgo]

We finally have a reaction image for that art

Long live these emaciated horrors

[urban spire]

i'm surprised folks were pretending they weren't fucked up under the gear

[storm jungle]

I mean you said yourself you have no exposure to the admech fandom

Its rife as an issue there lol

[hollow lantern]

It's toaster tier I'm ngl

[sacred ginkgo]

Its 100% coverage armor and this fan base flies mostly by memes

[hollow lantern]

It's like their second most popular meme

[gleaming gale]

What do you mean the sectarians that willingly mutilate themselves to replace their failing organs with metal aren't cute teenage girls?

https://tenor.com/view/oreski-bigbob-big-bob-thanos-snap-jiggle-ma-bal-gif-11957619449057773815

[rancid cove]

Fuck a Toaster etc etc annoying meme blahblahblah

[urban spire]

well i mean, some of them are, it's just that these people have fucked up standards for cute girls i guess

[vagrant fox]

Compare Hadron fanart vs how she looks
It's a thing

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075782743285301308/1448329868491100252/supra.gif

[magic niche]

You guys REALLY hate femboy skitarii, god damn

[glossy sonnet]

Hell nah

[gleaming gale]

Yes

[magic niche]

Perish

[urban spire]

why did you post that

[languid meadow]

the hate for it now is getting hella weird tbh

[vagrant fox]

I don't like most online 40k community memes

[sacred ginkgo]

Doesn't she not have organic feet anymore

[storm jungle]

Its one the MOST repeated memes in the admech fandom

[rancid cove]

You mean the concept of it? Or the artist?!

[glossy sonnet]

The voices in my head told me to post it

[magic niche]

Either

[sacred ginkgo]

I can't remember if she replaced one or both

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/americandad-stansmith-gif-22981940

[gleaming gale]

Pasqal really took a deep dive in depravity after the Koronus Expanse ran out of trinkets

[magic niche]

The hatred for it just doesn't seem proportional to me, but what do I know

[rancid cove]

It's on par with annoying fandom "jokes" such as "Heresy!" and the "Abaddon is a fraud", that are both old and just boring

[gleaming gale]

Krieg shovel

[rancid cove]

Krieg shovel, Salamanders and eldar children

What else

[urban spire]

some of that art is cute though

[vagrant fox]

After so many years I just have little patience for the memes

[rancid cove]

The art is cool its just an annoying joke

[magic niche]

Fair I guess

[sacred ginkgo]

Abbadon isn't even a fraud though right, didn't he win the first 12 crusades

[gleaming gale]

He didn't even participate in most of them

[vagrant fox]

I mostly just roll my eyes at it and let be but I'm whinging now

[rancid cove]

The hatred gets to you after you spend some time having to hear it being repeated multiple tomes throughout the years

It takes its toll slowly

[magic niche]

Fair fair

[vagrant fox]

Completely unfunny online sphere I sure like seeing the same memes after 15-20 years

[rancid cove]

Plus some of the jokes are old as fuck

So people are just TIRED

[magic niche]

I get that

[urban spire]

the unfunny jokes like blam heretic are annoying because they're disruptive, i thought

[glossy sonnet]

Its because new people join the setting and discover those old memes and repost them

Its a cycle

[urban spire]

like you're tryna talk about something and someone starts roleplaying at you

or the skaven speak guys

[vagrant fox]

The art, mostly, is cool. I'm just tired

[hollow lantern]

I've been into Warhammer for over a decade and the memes that were old when I was new are still getting recycled tbh

[rancid cove]

They are

[hollow lantern]

I'm simply kinda sick of old content

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah people use them to respond to anything they don't like

[rancid cove]

People are still reposting that one Black Templars vs My Little Pony animation to this day thinking its funny

[urban spire]

i'm not easily seeing how the femboy skitarii meme can be disruptive that way

[rancid cove]

Its annoying

[gleaming gale]

It's even less fun when authors cave in to dipshit fans parroting the memes and make them lore in the next books

Like Lyons cementing the krieg shovel shit and them being clones

[rancid cove]

Don't even joke, lad

[hollow lantern]

Abbadon the armless guys lol

Most people into 40k now have never seen a metal Abaddon

I've only seen one once irl

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[vagrant fox]

I hate Restless Dead for enabling the krieg shovel nonsense

[summer mural]

the map of the US in old man logan is hilarious LMAO

[sacred ginkgo]

Brooks having one try the shovel bit on a csm, letting it hit, then picking the little thing up and blowing its spine out the back with a bolter

[rancid cove]

Thats just based

[urban spire]

old man logan kinda sucked lmao

[rancid cove]

"Oh. Cute. You thought that did anything?"

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah you can tell he was rocking the most shit eating grin writing that

[rancid cove]

Id be as well

[sacred ginkgo]

Yuh huh

[gleaming gale]

Or the misunderstood 15 hours book that spawned the bullshit "Oh lmao the average guardsman survives 15 hours" that got picked up by authors as well, but we already talked about that

[rancid cove]

Just realized mid thinking future shit for my warband that theyre going to be recurrent enemies of the Minotaurs

Well fuck me

[rancid cove]

Its funny because its specifically detailed thats the average life span of a guardsman in that one specific battle yet its spread like a universal truth

[gleaming gale]

There's the even worse shit like the community memeing the ork belief power, at least GW shut that down instantly

"Ooooh, the orks can make a gun out of a metal box with no internal components because they believe it shoots!"

[magic niche]

What do guardsmen do after they've won a battle/war? Do they celebrate, do they get to go home with their family for a bit? Or is it just straight onto wherever they're needed next?

[vagrant fox]

It has been established in several sources now

[rancid cove]

I think this is just people reading too much in the exaggeration of how Ork technical prowess is

[hollow lantern]

There are guard retirement worlds iirc

[rancid cove]

Fuck.

[magic niche]

Oh that's kinda nice actually

[gleaming gale]

Depends on regiment and whatever operation/crusade they're part of

[hollow lantern]

I imagine it's really funny, bunch of PTSD riddled fucks in there

[gleaming gale]

They get some reprieve or straight up shipped to the next warzone, depending on circumstances, they might have finished their time and retire

[vagrant fox]

Next battle, retire, stay in place, it depends

[gleaming gale]

or they get the right to settle a conquered world

[magic niche]

I see I see

[vagrant fox]

There's that one retirement planet that made a lot of servitors or something

As you do

[rancid cove]

Making my warband bomb a retirement planet for shits n giggles

[glossy sonnet]

In first and only, the ghosts go to a planet and just drink and chill for a bit

[sacred ginkgo]

They get a nice little parade in the capital of whatever is left and get shipped off immediately after

[magic niche]

Kinda fucked up

[sacred ginkgo]

Or just leave immediately

[solid horizon]

sectorum biden

[urban spire]

oh hang on i know why i think skitarii are so cute

[gleaming gale]

Or in the case of Hive they just get back to work the industry or become hired guns if they're too fucked up in the head to be productive

[urban spire]

it's just drone kink

[solid horizon]

erm wat

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[urban spire]

sigsen my loyal friend

[rancid cove]

The warband coming out of the Warp travel just to see the planet they wanted to conquer was just a retirement planet and just blowing it up:

[summer mural]

whos the guy behind logan

[jade holly]

Y’all are ignoring the real beauty of 40k

Executioner Phillias my beloved

[urban spire]

dracula

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[gleaming gale]

Me

[magic niche]

Not kinkshaming, but sharing this was optional 😭

[glossy sonnet]

The real beauty

[jade holly]

Mister Sinister

[summer mural]

since when does dracula have 3 claws like logan

[jade holly]

An X-Men villain who is basically Fabius Bile

[sacred ginkgo]

This has been open info

[urban spire]

drone kink isn't even remotely that weird

[jade holly]

He is a geneticist who messes around with mutant genetics

[glossy sonnet]

What the hell is a drone kink

[vagrant fox]

There's stranger kinks

[summer mural]

oh so hes got the claws

wonder what else hes got

[jade holly]

Yeah he grafts mutant DNA to himself despite being a human

[urban spire]

bunch of girls wearing shiny gas masks and latex and pretending they're getting fucked up on hypnosis

[jade holly]

He’s also, extremely fucking horrible

[magic niche]

Oh btw, I should probably tell you, I read a tiny bit of Storm of Iron. Didn't get very far but I know it's about IWs using terror tactics

[vagrant fox]

I knew a bug chaser once and I reckon that's weirder

[summer mural]

oh he was in xmen 97 i remember

[magic niche]

Of course not

[summer mural]

hes a human supremacist or something

[solid horizon]

stranger kinks, my favorite netflix show

[jade holly]

and yet the Mutants gave him a seat on the Quiet Council in Krakoa

For some fucking reason

Fucking hypocrites

[summer mural]

no hes a human whos a mutant supremacist

iirc

[flat nimbus]

Sinister is a mutant, via doing it to himself

[urban spire]

isn't that called a mutate

they don't get to hang with xavier

[flat nimbus]

technically, yes

but Deadpool gets a pass too

so

[urban spire]

spiderman doesn't though

[flat nimbus]

well, his isn’t X-gene related

[urban spire]

kind of a far harbour situation in his case

[vagrant fox]

I should get lao gan ma

A spoonful of lao gan ma makes the nothing go away

[urban spire]

same

[spring cairn]

i should get pho

[sacred ginkgo]

Think i have an ancient jar sitting around somewhere

[urban spire]

i actually just desperately need to get my hands on some kind of chili oil

[storm jungle]

To give you an idea imagine trying to talk about skitarii in any capacity but all you get is "owo they are such femboys" replies.

Its a lot less now but its still around 💀

[urban spire]

oh i can see how that would be disruptive

[magic niche]

Fair fair, I can see that being annoying

[glossy sonnet]

Thank god ive never interacted with the mechanicus fanbase

[magic niche]

I guess I just personally haven't experienced that

[storm jungle]

Yea thats mostly why

skits kinda get a lot of cute-ifying by the fandom which is mostly harmless

the femboy shit just gets annoying

[flat nimbus]

“We get it, you have one joke”

[urban spire]

they are cute by default

[storm jungle]

like the skit chat is already spamming it lol

[glossy sonnet]

Im surprised i didnt see any of that stuff when skitarii got announced

[vagrant fox]

It's a wider problem of the online 40k community continually beating the same jokes into the ground into infinity

[storm jungle]

Its because its kinda contained more to the wider internet

[magic niche]

Can't wait to grind 100 missions for the maid dress cosmetic

[jade holly]

Ghazghkull strapping a Grot to a rocket cause it’s funny be like

[magic niche]

(sorry)

[heady rivet]

Branx colored Skittles look nice

[storm jungle]

banned

[jade holly]

I have no fucking idea what the context of that image is still lmao

[flat nimbus]

cover art

[gleaming gale]

Temu Metalica

[heady rivet]

@vagrant fox do you disagree with the color concept looking good or disagree with me as a person

[vagrant fox]

I don't even know anymore

reflexive disagreement

[jade holly]

Someone did one of that with Jeff I need to find it

[heady rivet]

Sorta, but I kinda was hoping for more C-tier forge worlds. That being said I know I'll be picking Ryza, most like

[arctic talon]

Look skitarii minis are cute lmao

The actual art of them is creepy as shit

[gleaming gale]

Leaning between Ryza and Gryphonne if they show up

[arctic talon]

They got the big ol eyes

[vagrant fox]

I'm hooked up to the exhaust of a dune crawler and I'm huffing pure Agripinaa copium

[jade holly]

I can’t find it

[arctic talon]

I’m doing Mars

[jade holly]

I’m sorry

I have failed you

[arctic talon]

Skitarii do this for fun you know that right

You’re becoming one of them

[storm jungle]

Wolverine tries to bust down some neo-nazis but they tie him to a rocket LMFAO

[arctic talon]

Wtf lmao

[heady rivet]

SURELY they show up in the game. Its gotta be their Cadia equivalent

[storm jungle]

its fucking hilarious and more unhinged with context

[magic niche]

The darktide krieg masks are cute with how the eyes are

[arctic talon]

Mars is their Cadia equivalent in terms of poster child

[vagrant fox]

I'm already turning into a nugget

[arctic talon]

Yeah big round eyes are always kinda cute lol

[heady rivet]

Not the equivalent I meant

[gleaming gale]

You'll get skinned alive on the veteran channel

[urban spire]

cycling back around to drone kink i see

[magic niche]

I've only heard bad things about that channel

[heady rivet]

They look good and I genuinely think everyone who thinks its a bad mask just hasnt look at minis

[storm jungle]

Veteran channel
🫳
🗑️

[storm jungle]

All class channels are terrible, basically toxic circlejerks and tryhards

[steel ingot]

let the skies of veteran channel BOIL

https://tenor.com/view/hh-bomo-horus-heresy-gif-25285808

[magic niche]

Even zealot?

people tell me zealot is chill

[urban spire]

all i see vets do is cry about how their class can't do everything anymore

[storm jungle]

Zealot is the worst

just gooners and freaks

[steel ingot]

that seems like a skill issue

[storm jungle]

like i said varying degrees lol

[steel ingot]

the guns still put holes in people

[timid pasture]

Is This the best channel?

[vagrant fox]

Is arbites channel still police violence jokes

[magic niche]

I guess they're just purists or something

[storm jungle]

Thats up to you playa

[magic niche]

idk if I'm using that word right

[urban spire]

only tolerable channel imo

[gleaming gale]

Anyway the vostroyan skin eternally mogs anything else the veteran ever got in the slop shop

[heady rivet]

No they just get mad when the imagined image of Krieg isnt 1:1 with the lore reality

[timid pasture]

I think it is cuz yall always answer my lore questions 🥹

[magic niche]

Ohhh okay

[urban spire]

they made the rmt shop too fuckin expensive

i can't be fuckin paying for that shit

[steel ingot]

which sucks cause they have a warped twisted view of "the lore" anyways

[urban spire]

not that much

[heady rivet]

Oh its great but we gotta give big ups to the Starstriders, the Inquisition coat, Armageddon

[gleaming gale]

And that's about it, maybe the truskan set too

[storm jungle]

It'll never not stop being funny how every Regiment skinpack is incredibly done

then uh

you get Krieg

Lmao BOZO

[steel ingot]

get krieged bozo !!!!!

[storm jungle]

god really does exist

[gleaming gale]

And TWO Armagddon skins

[storm jungle]

imagine being outmogged by Athonian Tunnel Rats

holy shit that pack is insane

[heady rivet]

And I gotta give universal ups to the Enforcers inspired by Munda, of course

[vagrant fox]

I don't even have to imagine, the rats mog everyone

[gleaming gale]

Tanith got datamined, they'll probably come with the skits

[steel ingot]

i think its cool that there are already existing skins that mesh further with the salvar chem dogs

[heady rivet]

Three. Vet has three

[steel ingot]

like ones that sorta take from their art outside of the main bundle

[gleaming gale]

Oh yeah, the camo one too

[urban spire]

wonder if they'll put in tanith tattoos with the outfits

[heady rivet]

Its like those wearable tattoo sleeves for Halloween costumes

[gleaming gale]

And the only one that has the lightning bolt on the uniform that GW is trying desperately to retcon now

[urban spire]

what do the outfits even look like? isn't tanith uniform just guard standard with a camo cloak?

[gleaming gale]

Black uniform and flak with a cameleoline cloak yeah

[heady rivet]

They'll probably Celtify it somehow

[urban spire]

ill celtify you

[steel ingot]

trying to think of any sorta cool regiment they havent covered

that i care about

[urban spire]

i'll corn your beef

[heady rivet]

Necromundan Guard

[gleaming gale]

Mordians

[steel ingot]

mordians look like tools though

[heady rivet]

This is the far more likely option on my wishlist

[vagrant fox]

Tanith? Who's Tanith? Surely you mean the Cadaian Spectre Squad

[storm jungle]

tbh

they made Athonian Tunnel Rats badass

sky is the limit now

lmao

they literally have 2 artworks

[vagrant fox]

what do you mean made they always was

[magic niche]

I like the anti-tank rifle looking thing

[storm jungle]

one is from fucking 15 years ago

[urban spire]

nice crops discord

[gleaming gale]

It'a an autocannon

[magic niche]

Ohhh

[heady rivet]

Trust...trust the plan...

[gleaming gale]

Usually deployed with 2 men carrying it but Bragg is built different

[storm jungle]

He has plot armor arms

its mentioned in the book iirc

[gleaming gale]

He gotta try again

[storm jungle]

he asked Abnett for bribes

[heady rivet]

I'm hoping the store rotation with Skittles is full of bionics

[gleaming gale]

the augmetic nose in the files

[urban spire]

he was first in line when abnett was handing out arms

[storm jungle]

Im not gonna expect much, skitarii dont really have much cosmetic wise

[rancid cove]

People think the Iron Warriors are PURELY out of attritional warfare but its untrue
They do engage in battles of Attrition if they see fit, siege is just their main expertise

[steel ingot]

whats that one penal legion thats just the dirty dozen

[heady rivet]

We're making everyone a beaked up Queen

[gleaming gale]

Last Chancers

[flat nimbus]

Ogryn Chat

[spring cairn]

the iron warriors mainly engage in lame warfare because they're quite lame and dorks

[heady rivet]

Not Skittles, I gave up hope on DLC shop rotations long ago... 🚬

[vagrant fox]

FS should make Hyrkan cosmetics, Indigans, Jopall, and Miasman Redcowls. I'll take nothing else from now on

[magic niche]

I see I see

[urban spire]

trying to remember if i actually like any specific guard regiment

[gleaming gale]

A bit criminal if they don't release the Redcowls with the skits

[urban spire]

beast guard i guess but they're gone and not strictly speaking a regiment

[magic niche]

I think they look cool, but like, if you showed me an imagine of them with no context, I wouldn't have ever guessed they're from 40k

[vagrant fox]

Mordians are supreme chuds they're great in 40k

[urban spire]

they do be looking like m bison

[storm jungle]

Bison dollar....

[summer mural]

who are these 4 guys?

[rancid cove]

Think of it like this
Iron Warriors are experts in sieges and attritional warfare because they think it to the most efficient tactical approach to shit
Grinding down the enemy slowly makes sure the enemy will get tired, slow, afraid, stressed
Boxing them into an inescapable fate

[solid horizon]

darktide rejects

[steel ingot]

i cant imagine how funny it must be being on a warzone with literal actual demons and monsters and your reinforcements roll up in their dress uniform like absolute tools

[summer mural]

the one on top out of the pic is doc ock

[urban spire]

the padded suit guy looks like shocker?

or whatever his name is, spiderman villain

[magic niche]

Right right, I understand

[arctic talon]

one of them is shocker

but I'm a normie

[urban spire]

i don't think the rest of them are real

[gleaming gale]

Funnier thing is that you look and read on these guys as being the most super duper disciplined humans to ever exist and then you find out they're just hive gangers

[arctic talon]

its got flak layering in it

[storm jungle]

Orange guy is Shocker, left is Ulysses Klaw, middle and the big guy i forgot their names

[magic niche]

Wait really? 😭

[rancid cove]

If you want a unit that ONLY engages in attritional warfare, the Death Guard makes it their ENTIRE way of life
For them fast paced assault invasions takes weeks and months they like to take their time

[urban spire]

they look a bit like they're from gundam

[storm jungle]

I love how in the chemdog book the Savlars make fun of this because they can tell half of the Mordians' expertise comes from being dirty hivers they just dont wanna admit it

[magic niche]

Mortally afraid of this guy

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, the difference between the chem dogs and the mordians is that the mordians literally got the ganger beaten the shit out of them but it comes back when isolated

[magic niche]

I guess that is basically nurgle's whole thing

[urban spire]

he read about aiming guns once but didn't really get it

[storm jungle]

Tbh i probably should add this to lexi but i kinda ignored it because i felt like a character saying this is not really as compliant as a 3rd person narrator lol but hm

[heady rivet]

SOVL

[gleaming gale]

Didn't one of the mordians admit it as well in the book?

[urban spire]

what's the chem dogs' deal?

[gleaming gale]

The one that was with the sniper

[vagrant fox]

editor got lazy no wonder the standards on lexicanum is lowering

[storm jungle]

I THINK so? Ill take a look

[rancid cove]

Holy shit theyre ugly

[steel ingot]

prison planet with meth atmosphere

iirc

[gleaming gale]

We should all turn to Warhammer Fandom instead

[summer mural]

the actual combat panels in old man logan are pretty good, they flow together really well

[vagrant fox]

Penals who don't want to go home and they're allowed to loot things

[urban spire]

huh

[storm jungle]

CQB fighters with looting tendencies

[urban spire]

odd

[storm jungle]

its normal

the Imperium will have literal cavemen as guardsmen

[heady rivet]

THATS VINTAGE, READ IT AND WEEP

[steel ingot]

shoutout to the salvar chem dog who tells a catachan he wants his knife to which he replies "over my dead body" and then he just puts his head in with a rock while he's asleep to take his knife

[arctic talon]

horrid prison world who are a bunch of assholes

[steel ingot]

they're fucking freaks i love them

[arctic talon]

also

drugs

lots of drugs

[gleaming gale]

Quite literally over his dead body

[urban spire]

i mean, odd that they are known for looting more than other guard regiments

[storm jungle]

Probably my favorite bit to add to that page KEK

[steel ingot]

cause they'll just shoot their fellow guard during battle to steal stuff

[gleaming gale]

They get a special dispensation to loot so they're kept content

[steel ingot]

its in their lore

[storm jungle]

There ARE rules to it but yea

[steel ingot]

they'll just fucking gun down friendlies

its great

[storm jungle]

tbh they do it subtly

they dont just shoot you in the face randomly

[steel ingot]

i dunno the way they described the ways commissars get friendly fired didnt sound too subtle

[urban spire]

oh

that's where the 40k skaven are

[steel ingot]

but if you were a space methhead with a assault rifle

[arctic talon]

those are comissars

[vagrant fox]

Yeah 40k skaven is the IoM

[arctic talon]

^

40k skaven is the imperium

and some ork stuff

[gleaming gale]

Tbf the commissar they kill in the short story was already dying, they literally beat a dead horse and got caught in the act

[storm jungle]

^^^

We only see them murder superiors in like 2 occassions

[urban spire]

i fuckin hate when my commissar squirts the musk of fear

[storm jungle]

the other is them bribing a ratling cook so he lets them throw a female officer into a meat grinder

in a secluded area of teh kitchen lol

shes like

[gleaming gale]

Where is that from

[storm jungle]

"YOU WONT GET AWAY WIT HTHIS DOGS!"

"Lol i dont care"

[storm jungle]

Wicked and the Damned anthology, the story is The Woman in the Walls

[arctic talon]

Average Savlar behavior

[steel ingot]

iirc their home world the atmosphere has amphetamines in it among the toxins

[storm jungle]

nah

its just toxic

[arctic talon]

tbh in terms of what they sometimes do thats probably one of the least horrid ways to go 💀

yeah its just toxic and acidic

lol

[steel ingot]

where the fuck did i read this

[arctic talon]

Idk

[vagrant fox]

Wicked and the Damned gains another W

[arctic talon]

the fact they're high all the time?

[steel ingot]

that their homeworld has meth atmosphere lmao

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Savlar

In addition to its societal maladies, Savlar is shrouded by a noxious and volatile atmosphere[4] while its surface is covered in toxic wastes where men who give up on their lot in life walk out to die.

[steel ingot]

its the best fucking stupid thing ive ever read WHY isnt real

[gleaming gale]

All penal legions use chems, Savlars just stand out more

[storm jungle]

Yea they are addicted to it

some will go meth-crazy if they suffer withdrawals

[steel ingot]

i see

i must of misinterpreted

[arctic talon]

you say that like going meth crazy is a bad thing

[storm jungle]

the prospector populace is the same

the overseers get them addicted to chems

so if they run away they also suffer withdrawal

its fucked up

lmao

[gleaming gale]

The entire regiment doing the fent lean in the sun while in reserves 💀

[arctic talon]

the comissar just staring at them

lol

[urban spire]

it's wild that people are still trying to push the grunt fantasy in darktide

[heady rivet]

Stealing the catalytic converter off the Chimera

[storm jungle]

thats just incels in general

[vagrant fox]

guy I know still claims it's supposed to be an average guardsman game

he also only plays the vet and sucks at it

[heady rivet]

So he aint wrong

[gleaming gale]

IIRC the savlars do have a lucrative relationship with the tech-priests just because of that

[summer mural]

logans on a rampage, hes killed like 10 supervillains

[arctic talon]

they do

[storm jungle]

Man i hope that scene doesnt end in tragedy

[gleaming gale]

Other regiments have to filter battlefield loot through the munitorum, savlars cut the middle man

[arctic talon]

Their regimental tech priests like them

lol

[urban spire]

average vet main

[arctic talon]

Because

"yeah hey we found this"

and the tech priest just gets to work on it

[rose thorn]

How are ppl feeling about the necromillonth detachment

[arctic talon]

first one good

second one decent

third one meh

[languid meadow]

F1 monoliths

[rose thorn]

Story of 40K

[sacred bluff]

is that pilot 40k animation good?

[summer mural]

@storm jungle so..

that whole supervillain situation...

[storm jungle]

HAHAHAHA

[urban spire]

woah this guy's pinging the mod

[summer mural]

WTF

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lmao-lmao-meme

[summer mural]

CURSE YOU MYSTERIOOOOOOOOOOOO

[storm jungle]

Logan is SUCH a fucking moron

holy shit

that entire scene is so stupid too

like im sorry half of the xmen would solo Logan

lmao

[summer mural]

Im enjoying the art though, like they got all their corpses laid out

[storm jungle]

oh nah yea the art is good

[vagrant fox]

can someone turn down the heat outside this sucks

[vagrant fox]

Comics are so violent smh

[urban spire]

16 degrees here today

[summer mural]

mysterio also tells him "Bro did you really think you killed 40 supervillains in one rampage"

[storm jungle]

tbh he could

[vagrant fox]

It was like 18 here but 84% humidity and 0 wind

[storm jungle]

but also the same argument applies to this scene

how the fuck can all of the Xmen die to Logan

lmfao

[urban spire]

feel like several of these people could have fucked up logan on their own

[storm jungle]

^

[summer mural]

they could have

[storm jungle]

its just a contrived scene

[summer mural]

easily

[solid horizon]

surprisingly cooler today

than yesterday

[urban spire]

you gotta start wearing a big open long sleeved shirt on top of a t shirt

[vagrant fox]

You want me to discard my slacks and hoodie?

[urban spire]

it keeps the sun off you so good

[summer mural]

also like, they could have all really just survived and not killed him either lol, since you know, all the xmen can work together against the one logan

[storm jungle]

Yea they'd fucking murder him

Logan wank is Batman tier

[arctic talon]

first episode is pretty good

[sacred bluff]

[urban spire]

but like was that storm in there?

[hollow zodiac]

It's like that one vet line that's like "just another day in the guard"
"... you're not in the guard anymore"

[urban spire]

logan flat out couldn't

[summer mural]

is it even possible for logan to kill colossus

I guess adamantium can cut colossus?

i dunno

kinda weird to picture colossus getting slashed

[storm jungle]

Not relaly no

even when he has in the comics its always through some bullshit

its hilariously contrived, 40k tier

[urban spire]

colossus was a cool add back in the day

dude from the soviet union is here and he's your friend and you have to deal with that

[storm jungle]

Star Trek tier 🗣️

[urban spire]

absolutely

[summer mural]

colossus is a bro

[storm jungle]

not that ist a bad thing though i like Colossus

yeah hes great

[summer mural]

also in world war hulk he lasts a decently long time against the hulk

before the hulk folds his arm upwards like hes bending a steel tube

[steel ingot]

colossus is cool until he keeps trying hook up with 15 year olds in the school

[storm jungle]

Thats most comics tbh

[urban spire]

didn't know he did that

[storm jungle]

the writers legit forget or dont realise the age gap LOL

[urban spire]

oh well

🗑️

[storm jungle]

^ chud

[steel ingot]

its nuts

like bro YOU CANNOT !

[storm jungle]

dont let shitty writers ruin a character for you lol

Colossus has been around longer than most people in this chat

[summer mural]

also his sister is cool

[urban spire]

i'm not being sincere lmao

[storm jungle]

im speaking in general

also banned

[steel ingot]

i think colossus is fine

[urban spire]

i do like colossus though

[steel ingot]

i used to like him more but now that the wider world of xmen is more known to me

there are cooler guys

[summer mural]

well juggernaut is cool

[steel ingot]

like gambit the cajun ninja in purple !!!!!!

i actually hate gambit

[summer mural]

ah gambit

[steel ingot]

shut the fuck up gambit i fucking hate you

[urban spire]

not a big fan of most the x men though

[summer mural]

Im glad gambit got the endiing he did in xmen 97

[urban spire]

xavier can fuck off to hell

[steel ingot]

MON CHERIE I AM GAMBITEU

[storm jungle]

MAGNETO IS RIGHT

🗣️

[urban spire]

liberal school

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fear-magneto-magneto

[urban spire]

storm and colossus are alright

[summer mural]

cyclops is alright too tbh

hes just kinda goody 2 shoes

[steel ingot]

storm rocks i remember my first comic i ever owned was xmen and spider man beat up a villian who sells ciggarets or something and STORM WAS THERE

[urban spire]

colossus needs to read marx though he should know better than to hang out with xavier

you gotta actually read the literature man

[storm jungle]

Storm is the fucking goat

"Ancient sands, heed my command! And reclaim these relics of hatred!

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

YOU GET EM QUEEN

[summer mural]

your not reading anything with a name like piotr rasputin

[steel ingot]

this absolute fuckin weird comic

[storm jungle]

Spiderman cannot throw the J's

[steel ingot]

guys SMOKING IS BAD !!!!!!!!

[urban spire]

the Js?

[summer mural]

also storm and black panther being a relatively frequent couple is cool

[steel ingot]

whats funny is there's a follow up comic to this in the 90s thats also a "smoking is bad" and WOLVERINE IS THERE

like "hey bub smokings bad"

like IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU DUMBASS

[urban spire]

as an anarchist unfortunately i can't condone wakanda

[languid meadow]

my fav fun fact is that frenchie in teh comics is probably not even french

[summer mural]

80% of logans personality is chomping unlit cigars lmao

[languid meadow]

just a dude obsessed with france

[storm jungle]

🗣️ Whatever you say bub!!!!

[steel ingot]

wolverine chiefing an entire cigar and blowing the smoke in spidermans face "hey bub you should help teach kids to stop smoking"

[urban spire]

canadian

[steel ingot]

i love that spiderman just has a bunch of other freaks show up that he has to deal with from time to time its very funny

[summer mural]

spiderman dating kitty pryde was pretty cool tbh

[steel ingot]

like the time he saves the punisher from falling to his death cause he thinks its a guy trying to commit suicide

[summer mural]

they were so wholesome together

[steel ingot]

and he literally goes "oh not you"

or the suprising ammount of times he has to like try not ot beef with wolverine cause he's just sorta a problem vortex

[urban spire]

he still woulda saved him

[summer mural]

spiderman doesnt beef all that much

[urban spire]

i kinda hate spiderman now

[summer mural]

like hes down to rehab everyone

[urban spire]

he got rich

now he's gross

[summer mural]

since a good chunk of his villains are all just a bunch of old uncles he knows personally

[steel ingot]

he sould his identity to the devil or some shit ?

[summer mural]

osborn, otto, vulture etc

[steel ingot]

who really knows what spiderman is on lately

[summer mural]

sandman

[steel ingot]

some bullshit beyond belief i hear

[urban spire]

last time i tried to read spiderman he was running a fucking corporation or something idk

[summer mural]

that reminds me I have to read kingdom come after old man logan

[steel ingot]

like i hear the current vortex of bullshit current spiderman comics are in is because marvel writers tried to recreate the "he reveals his identity to aunt may" bit from a very popular previous run, but then didnt want to stick with the consequences of that and made some crazy reality warping devil pact that spiderman does and its just really bad

but at the very least it gave us paul the funniest thing to happen to comics ever

[summer mural]

just let him permanently retire

miles is pretty cool

also miles is pretty popular

[urban spire]

miles is good

[steel ingot]

like everything surrounding the events of tihs fucking guy

it makes me laugh so much my stomach hurts

THEY WERE FUCKING CHEERING

WHEN HIS KIDS DIED

[urban spire]

i'd kinda like for there to be a new guy in the role of broke little guy trying to do superhero shit anyway

[steel ingot]

there's an AURA OF GODLY LIGHT when his wife divorces him

[urban spire]

not necessarily someone named spiderman

[steel ingot]

genuinely INSANE

how much they made the most hated spiderman character of all time

[vagrant fox]

Oh my boy told me about this guy, it's like an anti-Paul from Invincible?

[steel ingot]

cause they made a reality where spiderman didnt exist or some dumb bullshit so mj has to be married to this fucking chud of a man

[summer mural]

LMFAO

what series even is this

[urban spire]

i should read more absolute

[steel ingot]

like people were fucking CHEERING in the street when his children disappeared

[summer mural]

absolute is really fun

green lantern and flash are kinda mid imo

[daring creek]

Yall

[summer mural]

but the rest are super good

[steel ingot]

Shoutouts daniel warren johnson he's the goat of comics rn

[daring creek]

Where are the skitarri's genitals

[steel ingot]

bros moving crazy style

[daring creek]

What did they do with it

:(

[steel ingot]

in a jar somewhere

[urban spire]

absolute martian fucking slaps my genitals clean off

[steel ingot]

in case they need it

[summer mural]

yeah martian is peak

[steel ingot]

absolute martian is so beautiful geneuinely incredible stuff

[urban spire]

behind that metal plate, don't worry about it

[steel ingot]

makes you really want to see the limits of the medium

[summer mural]

Ive actually stopped reading martian for a bit, im gonna wait till a bunch of it is out so I can binge it like a crack addict

[steel ingot]

behind a modesty panel

[daring creek]

D-don't tell me the admech slashes yo shit clean off 🥀 a man and lady need their meat 🥀

Then again you'll never have a period again so that might be a plus..

[summer mural]

also didnt they release like the 1st issue of absolute green arrow like 2 days ago

[vagrant fox]

what you think you need the schmeat to praise the Omnissiah?

[urban spire]

saving up your rum rations like a 16th century british navy sailor so you can drink all of it at once and instantly die

[daring creek]

Because I need the meats.

[vagrant fox]

adding missus to the ledger of perverts

[daring creek]

Naming my skitty

to

Mr "Wheresmydickjon"

[rose thorn]

The detachment tag system kinda confuses me, like if you have 2 detachments you can use together but both the buff the same units, why would you ever not take the better of the two every time lmao

I’m being uh

What’s the word

[urban spire]

i'm gonna go see if there's any snacks in the house, you losers have fun

[rose thorn]

Close minded I’m not thinking about enhancements or commands

[daring creek]

Ate all ur snacks

myb

[vagrant fox]

I got the snacks

caramel salt chocolate is my biggest vice

[daring creek]

Jokes aside

I really

love the design

Skitarii are such transition goals

[solid horizon]

real

non binary gender fluid skitarii for pride month

[daring creek]

Oh

You got a point

[vagrant fox]

I've always wanted to look like the HL2 stalker

[daring creek]

Just in time for pride

[spring cairn]

my first thought when i saw the art

citadel_stalker_scream.mp4

[steel ingot]

i love that so many initiates on forge worlds are like

"i cant wait to get my eyes and skin peeled back weeeeeee"

[solid horizon]

keep your eyes peeled

literally

[rose thorn]

We will have to see what detachments are tagged what ig

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/johnny-bravo-eyerbrows

[urban spire]

HELL YES

[rancid cove]

Vintage does not mean good

[vagrant fox]

Why must Norwegian be ever so slightly misspelled

[urban spire]

stroop wafels dude? met roomboter dude? hell yes

sigsen thats dutch

not norwegian

[vagrant fox]

i can't tell the difference

[steel ingot]

whjats the difference

[vagrant fox]

I just read enige echte

[steel ingot]

they're both on the like

baltic penis

[vagrant fox]

no

don't diss norwegian

only i fuck my son

[urban spire]

norway is on the penisula, netherlands isnt

[heady rivet]

Lap it up

[steel ingot]

norway literally is the penis

the bbc say its shape is how much penis you can tastefully show on telivision

look it up its true

[urban spire]

yes yes yes

[summer mural]

does the red skull actually have super strength and stuff

like the general package, enhanced strength durability etc

[urban spire]

nobody knows

[steel ingot]

maybe its just his scary skull is so scary and weird everybody gets scared and its easier for him to beat them up

[urban spire]

its like batman

[daring creek]

Can I eat that

[urban spire]

yes

is batman actually a bat? impossible to say

[steel ingot]

ITS DA BAT

[summer mural]

ITS DA BAT

[urban spire]

you put the wafel on top of your teacup so the smooth buttery caramel inside melts from the heat

and the steam infuses it with tea flavour

[storm jungle]

Nah

hes just a nazi tool

lmao

[magic niche]

This was a sentence that was said

[storm jungle]

also watching the new Aeronautica EP1

3 f-bombs dropped

peak confirmed

[heady rivet]

Even funnier, the Nazis arent extreme enough for him

[storm jungle]

YEA

Im glad they always make some sniveling loser

its great

[heady rivet]

He just works with anyone that can help him so to him the Nazis were an ally of convenience to be discarded later

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

They did this in the first captain america too where he just kills the german officer and just calls his ideals a "skill issue"

just 👌

[urban spire]

fuck i got so focused on heat treating these wafels i forgor to remove the tea bag

this sleepytime tea about to fucking stop my heart

[summer mural]

ngl, logan in clint eastwood drip looks banger

least canadian supe ever

also, Im done with comics, they are too many that are good

I dont got a lifetime

[urban spire]

if you read you get several lifetimes

[summer mural]

yes yes ik

but also

[steel ingot]

just read at your pace what you want

[summer mural]

Im still getting over that final fight, bruce banner being a literal hillbilly and an incestous cannibal is just

LMAO

[steel ingot]

HURNH

thats crazy

thats a sequence of words

[urban spire]

kinda a fucked up saying if you overanalyze it. your life aint worth shit to live just read books you pathetic sack

[urban spire]

thats why i dont like old man logan lmao

[summer mural]

bruce banner folks

[storm jungle]

tbh

different timeline

but yea

[summer mural]

I liked old man logan, nothing too crazy, but Im into westerns

and this is literally just unforgiven but logan

[storm jungle]

basically

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifying-smooth-criminal-west-world-cowboy-mafia-gif-7553081997437802630

[storm jungle]

slop but good art

[urban spire]

unforgiven is

[shadow plover]

[urban spire]

begrudgingly

fine

[steel ingot]

keep the marathon going brotha

[summer mural]

its like an all time great film

[steel ingot]

shoutouts to the glowing blue guy who runs at you and explodes being added to marathon

a bungie classic

[summer mural]

also , I liked hawkeye in this im not really a hawkeye fan

[urban spire]

i still think clit eastwood should get in the sea

[steel ingot]

he represents an old world type of racist that doesnt exist anymore

[summer mural]

also some of this art is definitely memorable, look at that CHOMP

[steel ingot]

LMAO

me taking a bite outta my burger

[steel ingot]

me with a fatass cheeseburger

[urban spire]

i like hulk a lot and old man logan did him so dirty

[magic niche]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-eating-crunch-RWBZxJyIpxBh5Zbvtj

[summer mural]

well I liked the idea of the hulk gang and him running them over when he finally decides to get nasty again

but the hulk itself

nah man

[storm jungle]

Brawler when he gets his hands on that sniper

[steel ingot]

i love that like

[urban spire]

immortal hulk was so good

so fucking good

[steel ingot]

hulk is a big fucking muscular green dude in purple underpants, yet they still are like "this isnt weird enough lets make it weirder"

[steel ingot]

okay question if hulk eats logan and turns back into bruce banner does bruce have to take a logan sized shit

[daring creek]

woaw did vivzypop write dis?!?!??!?!!?

[summer mural]

so about that

[storm jungle]

As we know no one says "fuck" IRL

[daring creek]

This is true

[summer mural]

this is how logan defeats him in old man logan LMAO

[storm jungle]

KEK

[daring creek]

You're shot ON SIGHT

[urban spire]

hulk is metaphysically complicated

[steel ingot]

this is GROSS looking lmao

i love it

[summer mural]

the hulk eats him and forgets logan has a healing factor

LOL

[storm jungle]

fucking idiot

LMAO

[steel ingot]

so putrid

[opaque coyote]

Me eating a borgar

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-фрирен-frieren-friren-eat-gif-11109565874728796996

[shadow plover]

[steel ingot]

cato sicarius inside a great unclean one remembering he still has plot armor

[urban spire]

there was a while where the hulks changed forms by exploding out of the previous body

[storm jungle]

LOL

[steel ingot]

its funny i asked because once jerma went on a rant about "what if hulk eats 100 pizzas does bruce banner just explode because he cant poop all that out"

[summer mural]

LMAO

nah

[steel ingot]

but for real what if the hulk eats 100 pizzas

does he take that with him

[urban spire]

no

[steel ingot]

or does banner have to hulk out on a poor toliet

[summer mural]

theres a thing in one of the comics when ant man tries to kill him from the inside out, he goes into his stomach and finds all manner of stuff there, like car batteries and shit

the hulk and banner have..different stomachs I guess

[steel ingot]

whats that one where he keeps trying to kill himself and the hulk stops it

[urban spire]

some body horror shit might happen, but no the forms are essential forms they cant change much

[steel ingot]

need to read that one

[summer mural]

I dunno, the only hulk comics ive read so far are planet hulk and world war hulk

[steel ingot]

isnt that where they go here's the thing

[urban spire]

READ IMMORTAL HULK

[summer mural]

yeah its on the list

but first I have to read kravens last hunt

[urban spire]

kick it to the top

[steel ingot]

here's the thing

i love the thing he's cool

[summer mural]

i got a bunch of xmen stuff, xmen is the hardest because theres a fuckton of stuff to read and its all over the place, i got kravens last hunt, superior spiderman

hulk gray

[urban spire]

hes just a child!

[steel ingot]

i like when writers remember he's got multiple master degrees along with being a pilot

like people forget he's not just a fuckin meathead

[summer mural]

thing is pretty cool as a personality

he ends up being kinda useless in most fights tbh

especially since they keep sending thing off on solo adventures for some reason

like the rest of the f4 get to stick together a lot

[steel ingot]

yeah it sucks

[summer mural]

okay johhny storm gets to go off too but he can go supernova and fly and stuff

Oh i also have to read batman who laughs

[urban spire]

they do grimm historically dirty

[steel ingot]

like grimm is so cool

and when he works its so peak

ah the woes of liking any marvel character

this is sorta how it goes

mountains of mid and slop

[urban spire]

yep

which is why i am saying once again to read immortal hulk

[steel ingot]

is that the one where he cries

[urban spire]

he does a lot of things in that one

[steel ingot]

guys i dont know which hulk this is from

[summer mural]

immortal hulk is the 2018 immortal hulk?

tbh hulk cries a lot

its not a rare thing

its one of the big dramatic reveals they tend to do " THE MOMENT WAS SO SAD THE HULK IS TEARING UP"

[urban spire]

yeah 2018

[summer mural]

yeah its on the list

do I have to read something before it

[urban spire]

no

[vagrant fox]

Comics? In this chat? Folk of your talents?

[opaque coyote]

Slaanesh MFS when they exercise and get their "perfect form"

[summer mural]

I mean

apart from having short legs the guy on the left looks good tbh

I dunno why he did that to himself

[urban spire]

immortal hulk is about taking the dissociative pd seriously and also why he is morally justified in destroying the world

[summer mural]

Il read it , but I need a break from hulk lol, i binge read planet hulk and world war hulk at the same time

ITS A LOT OF PEAK HULK

[urban spire]

fair

[vagrant fox]

I knew a guy who had a similar body to the left one and I reckon he had some body dysmorphia going on

Had to get bigger muscles and less fat content

[summer mural]

hopefully its healthy

also i think im gonna try a ghost rider comic

gotta find a good one

[flat nimbus]

Hulk just want to be left alone…

[urban spire]

sounds like a gloofer

[vagrant fox]

we should destroy the hulk

I hate green things

[urban spire]

sucks to suck

[vagrant fox]

Cinless confirmed for liking ecologically dead grass only lawns

[urban spire]

no i like this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807422005191901215/1507303912133234770/20260522_101839.jpg?ex=6a1aa429&is=6a1952a9&hm=aefe6a1a89e904791c531566a1e88e6fc5c700c2dc88399c6ef265bab28776a2&=&format=webp&width=1152&height=864

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[opaque coyote]

Hold on hold on I got another roll...

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/saruman-lord-of-the-rings-2

[vagrant fox]

I already lied about what you like take that back

[urban spire]

take... the picture back?

[vagrant fox]

You'll have to figure that out yourself I'm not sure

[urban spire]

i will just not devote any resources to thinking about this

[vagrant fox]

I just say things recreationally

[rocky gale]

Certified casual talker

Bro's never making it to ranked

[solid horizon]

casual talker vs competitive yapper

[vagrant fox]

I only played cs ranked and I regret that much

[solid horizon]

competitive yappers may suffer from unpredicted deadly neck pain

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/choking-10

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYuXjeLoRhg/

[spring cairn]

good thing ppl like this are not in their government huh

[rancid cove]

"Henry Cavill's 40k project released and it's abo-"

[steel ingot]

i cant wait for it to never ever ever come out

[heady rivet]

If its about Marines we know you're binging it

[hallow saddle]

it had better be 40k and not the heresy or it's completely joever (in my head)

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I believe like

The best thing to do for a 40k themed whatever

[urban spire]

cavil dragged his feet on it too long, a 40k thing on tv is no longer novel

[opaque coyote]

Is an anthology series

[urban spire]

no

just do crime

[opaque coyote]

Like hammer and bolter except not based on books

[urban spire]

warhammer crime

40,000 crime

[hallow saddle]

just do Eisenhorn

it has everything

[urban spire]

negatory

[steel ingot]

the best thing to do for 40k is whatever sticks to the goddamn walls cause apparently this media empire is completely frictionless when it comes to movie and tv

[rocky gale]

That's a lot of crime

[opaque coyote]

True!!!

But I would like multiple perspectives because it would be interesting

[celest dome]

Isn't there a separate Eisenhorn project ? From the people that did Man in the High Castle ?

[hallow saddle]

Crime would be great but as a first thing?

[celest dome]

or wasn't

[steel ingot]

the first truly succesful commerical tv result was a fucking secret level episode like what the fuck

[hallow saddle]

oh idk

i hated the shit theme tune for man in the high castle so much i couldnt watch the show

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately the average 40k fan will immediately fall asleep because there's no bolter porn with super awesome power armor two minutes in

[hallow saddle]

yeah thats why I say Eisenhorn cause it does have a bit of it

[celest dome]

The Secret Level one was also the 1st time a Warhammer animation was released outside of GW's own channel thng

[hallow saddle]

but also Inquisitors & Rogue Traders

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Astartes is basically bolter porn but it's

So well made that every fan basically fucking creamed when it came out

[hallow saddle]

astartes is perfection

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit the SMs actually use TACTICS

The enemies aren't STUPID

[urban spire]

everyone's forgetting that old fuckass space marines movie

[hallow saddle]

Ultramarines?

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it's because it's incredibly forgettable.

[urban spire]

it issss

[opaque coyote]

It's fun as a watch though

[hallow saddle]

it was mostly talking, utter dogshit

[rocky gale]

Rancid take

[hallow saddle]

i wont apologise

it genuinely pissed me off that much

it was right on the trend for like miserable covers of popular songs slowed down

[opaque coyote]

Honestly it is glazed more than the Emperor on a daily basis.

Used in every slop AMV.

But there's a damned good reason why it is.

[jade holly]

I want a Warhammer horror movie where it starts off as a Noir esque detective thriller before it slowly leans into cosmic horror

[opaque coyote]

It's the best bolter porn ever

[urban spire]

it's good animation and visuals, but astartes is slop

[jade holly]

Trazyn could easily be a horrifying horror movie villain

[urban spire]

marines don't shrug off autocannon fire

[celest dome]

Tbh, the only film/series project that I'm waiting to see something about would be DCC, but I won't hold high hopes for it

[rocky gale]

No it's actually a running trend of the show, to take songs which were used in our timeline as songs of resistance against the Nazis and corrupting them to the alternate universe

[opaque coyote]

Good animation, good choreography, etc.

Tbf for the auto cannon fire.

It hit the thick ass pauldrons and they only got a couple shots in.

The multi-las is the bullshit part though

Again those cultists got their multilas from temu

[hallow saddle]

like i said i didnt watch it

[jade holly]

Like imagine an inquisitor working on investigating disappearances in a planet and hiring a Rogue Trader to follow the trial, leading to Solemnace or some other area and it ends with the main protagonist captured in Trazyn’s display

[urban spire]

also the psykers shoulda ripped through them marines

[solid horizon]

autocannons are made specifically for this

[jade holly]

And throughout the film the Noir narration starts to sound more robotic and monotone as it transitions to Trazyn narrating the beauty of his newest exhibit

[opaque coyote]

True.

But not every anti-tank rifle shot succeeds.

[solid horizon]

real, too real alas

[arctic talon]

The guy with the auto cannon missed all his shots btw

[opaque coyote]

One hit the pauldron

[arctic talon]

It’s the multilas that should have torn into him

[arctic talon]

I forgot

But yeah the dude has shit aim lol

[opaque coyote]

...but like I said he hit

[urban spire]

it's not an anti-tank rifle it's an auto-cannon, that's BIG

[opaque coyote]

The thickest part of the armor

Unlucky

[urban spire]

the thickest part of space marine armour isn't vehicle armour

[arctic talon]

That should have shattered the shoulder armor and maimed the marine if not outright killed them

lol

[jade holly]

You could make so many different types of horror movies with 40k

[arctic talon]

The multi las should have severely injured the guy as well

[celest dome]

The Multilaser crew was so cool, and cold blooded

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the multilas part was definitely bs

Fun but still

[urban spire]

i don't even remember the multilas

[celest dome]

Like knowing that they had to shoot through their own men to even have a chance

[urban spire]

also those poor psykers

[arctic talon]

They shot through a bunch of allied guardsmen

And didn’t injure the marine

Defective ass multi las lol

The dude should have been injured badly

[opaque coyote]

Honestly the most memorable scene aside from the inaccuracies

[arctic talon]

It’s cool

Shouldn’t have been a multi las

A las array would make more sense

[opaque coyote]

A firing line of lasguns would've worked

[arctic talon]

With how little damage it did

[hallow saddle]

minor weapon quibbles aside it was super sick

[urban spire]

massed lasfire still kills marines

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s top tier bolter porn lol

[celest dome]

2 Scab Gunner would have been enough to kill that SM 🚬

[urban spire]

the armour ablates if it's too heavy, can't shed heat fast enough

[arctic talon]

That’s a hotshot

So yes