40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

[vagrant fox]

True admech behaviour

[arctic talon]

Cawl just got his hands on a funny volkite

And shot her in the back

And then head

[hollow zodiac]

Just got out of Backrooms

Good movie!

I liked it a lot!

[arctic talon]

Tbf she only flipped because she was afraid of dying and losing out in her quest for immortality

Cawl proved that she had all the tech to do it

Post heresy lol

And then he claimed he invented it himself

Now granted at this point he might believe that because he did literally absorb her mind

Using her tech

[daring creek]

Ooh

Interesting

I am interested in Immortaliy via augmentation

and using more augmentation to cope with immortality..

[vagrant fox]

Oh the uhh

Cortex-brain-something linkage thingy?

[rigid dune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cyberpunkgame-cyberpunk-cyberpunk2077-2077-fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT

[arctic talon]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

That feller who tried to bodyjack but Cawl got got instead is all I remember

[daring creek]

tf is that

oh

[vagrant fox]

I don't remember what it's called, the mind transfer bodysnatch device

[languid meadow]

I don't remember if the socials changed around Arb and scum

So why skits

[arctic talon]

The omnissiah wills it

[languid meadow]

Rru

[lament shoal]

Does the guard have specialist units for cleansing areas affected by chaos influence?

[arctic talon]

They usually just get veteran special weapon teams to do it with flamers with a priest following em around and chanting/spreading blessed whatever

[lament shoal]

Ty

[winged silo]

Who would win in a fight, a Yuuzhan Vong Shaper or a Drukhari Haemonculus? (I know the answer, I just wanna know how bad they get folded).

[arctic talon]

I mean what sort of shaper

shapers range a ton

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DY5Qg4Lh77m/

[arctic talon]

generally a haemonculi would win though

since their entire arsenal of stuff is designed to fucking deal with biological stuff

[sharp pollen]

who would win
4 ogryns
or a leman russ demolisher

[arctic talon]

leman russ demolisher

one shot from the demolisher cannon and they're all dead

the sponsons can have las cannons as well

Look all I'm saying is the instantly kill marines in books lol

so

[languid meadow]

Who wins... Me or this burger

[arctic talon]

you

[languid meadow]

Wrong

[arctic talon]

Unless you get a heart attack and die

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DS0B6Zfkfaa/

[vagrant fox]

Total xa'kota death behead all zec glory to the old ones 🐸

[arctic talon]

this shit google translated

[winged silo]

Master shaper.

[languid meadow]

I assumed

[arctic talon]

my money is still on the haemonculi since shapers don't tend to get into fights

Haemonculi tend to enjoy having an experiment go wrong so they can liquify that shit with the funny gun

[winged silo]

Oh yeah absolutely. The Yuuzhan Vong Shaper is absolutely getting turned into a couch.

[arctic talon]

tbh

shapers can literally terraform a planet

which is insane lol

[winged silo]

But this is a 1v1.

[arctic talon]

yeah no the poor shaper is cooked 💀

[winged silo]

And one is definitely superior to the other.

[arctic talon]

because unfortunately for them they aren't like

fighters

[winged silo]

He's getting turned into an end table.

In fact, I daresay that most of the Vong would get folded by the Drukhari.

[arctic talon]

Thats if the shaper gets unlucky

Tbh the vong are much bigger

as an empire lol

well were

[winged silo]

I'm talking about individuals. Consider that the average Eldar is as tall as an Astartes and armed with psychic power, and the average Vong is human size and proportion with no access to the Force whatsoever.

[arctic talon]

well on the upside

Drukhari aren't psychic!

so that evens it out

A bit

[winged silo]

Oh I forgot that.

Still.

[arctic talon]

yeah no the arsenal of a hameonculi is

way more impressive

[winged silo]

They have so many tools.

They're cool.

The Drukhari are nowhere near my favorite faction, my top three in order is Adeptus Mechanicus, Asuryani, and T'au.

But I do respect that they're creative.

[languid meadow]

I mean even against a normal eldar it wouldn't matter since vong are immune to the force basically acting as blanks in the star wars universe (closest thing I guess)

That's if you treat psychic powers like the force that is

[winged silo]

The Warp is the Force if it were evil. Both are fundamental aspects of reality that are necessary, and both provide certain powers to certain people. However while the Force is inherently a neutral thing, the Warp is malevolent.

[vagrant fox]

The Force is fundamentally evil ☝️ 🤓

Kill it

[daring creek]

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[languid meadow]

Dweeb ass bendu

[winged silo]

The Maxx mention

[winged silo]

Ehhhhhhhhhh we don't talk about him.

[languid meadow]

he was an attempt to bring back the old legends pre jedi/sith force user stuff but he was just annoying

[winged silo]

Kill his ass.

[languid meadow]

I like that old way and like how both the jedi and sith are bastardizations of the OG way

BUT I don't like how people treat it out of universe

[winged silo]

I like the Je'daii.

[languid meadow]

no you can't use dark side powers and still be in balance

that's not how it works

[winged silo]

I also hate the Canon Inquisitors as opposed to Legends Inquisitors.

Legends Inquisitors were worth their salt.

[languid meadow]

i do think inquisitors since rebels have proven themselves mostly

maul and the jedi games were great

real threats and stuff

[winged silo]

Oh yeah the Inquisitors in Canon are starting to actually prove themselves as a worthy threat.

[languid meadow]

in the vader comics they were jobbers but they were also against a jedi master and fucking vader

[winged silo]

Yeah, fair.

[arctic talon]

Tbf he is a massive dick, he reacts violently to being told to do something

[arctic talon]

2nd sister and 9th sister in the Jedi games are great tbh

[languid meadow]

yeah

[arctic talon]

I do wonder if they’ll do an inquisitor in the third game lol

Bcs the ninth sister was the tutorial boss for survivor

And she got her head lopped off

[languid meadow]

maul made me like crow and marrok I just wish they were introduced better

[winged silo]

Bendu is the embodiment of that image of the one dude sitting on the couch drinking beer with the TV remote right in front of the camera.

[languid meadow]

that

[arctic talon]

Bendu is a radical centrist

[languid meadow]

that's literally the force yeah lol

remember the mortis episodes

that was the father

[arctic talon]

lol

[nocturne crest]

I can remember such a good edit of this show, but I can't find it.

[languid meadow]

dude was the og centrist and shit

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kreia-star-wars-kotor-knights-of-the-old-republic-mean-space-witch-gif-728092756540766273

[arctic talon]

Look people just gotta embrace being evil if they want the dark side

Fucking kill people

[vagrant fox]

True tho Kreia was that bitch

[arctic talon]

Aquire all power

[winged silo]

You can either be in denial, or you can be Palpatine.

[languid meadow]

yeah like there is a "grey" way it's just not letting the force control you like the jedi or abusing it like the sith

[arctic talon]

You can not be in denial and still be “nice”

lol

[languid meadow]

but you cant fucking use dark side powers ! if you do that

[arctic talon]

But you are still evil

[arctic talon]

The real question is if bendu leans dark or light

[winged silo]

You can't use Alchemy if you're grey.

[languid meadow]

dark side powers inherently abuse the force that's why it fucking rots your body

[crystal forum]

what if i power poor people's homes with my force lightning

[flat nimbus]

something something Kyle Katarn

[winged silo]

That's what Sith Alchemy does to you man.

[languid meadow]

that's what all if not most dark side powers do

shit burns your body

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Absorbing a bit of dark side energy is good for your complexion

[winged silo]

Don't do Alchemy or you'll become this.

[arctic talon]

Helps accentuate the muscles

Sith alchemy made zombies

lol

In legends and canon

[winged silo]

I know about Blackwing.

[languid meadow]

Is sister magik even dark side shit idk

[crystal forum]

how tf are zombies a threat in a setting with infinite ammo guns

and spaceships

[winged silo]

I think it's outside that whole thing.

[languid meadow]

they're super resilient

[crystal forum]

spaceships

[arctic talon]

They're extremely resiliant and smart

they can fly ships

[vagrant fox]

It's magic

[arctic talon]

also yeah they're fucking magic sith zombies

made out of a sentient flower

that was force sensitive

[nocturne crest]

Huh. I just realised, but the two traitor warbands that had space wolves in them were both involved in piracy.

[winged silo]

Dark and Light side are the siblings who hate each other, and Nightsister Magick is like that weird cousin who likes astrology.

[arctic talon]

on the upside

its not airborne

except in Legends where the Empire made it airborne

[winged silo]

I'm headed to bed y'all. Goodnight.

[arctic talon]

the zombies knowing how to use ships is the "oh shit" moment for the original time they got made

lol

[vagrant fox]

The sith did funny things, another horrible plague please

[arctic talon]

Happened all the way back during the Old republic for the first time

some dumbass sith lord wanted to achive immortality

[vagrant fox]

Rakghoul moment

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/sks-rifle-bump-fire-gif-19598887

how i'd shoot blasters

[arctic talon]

nah this is "Imperial bioweapons Project I71A"

aka The Sickness as it calls itself

[vagrant fox]

I miss swrpg I want to play a kaminoan

[arctic talon]

also known as we should take force sensitive plant, grind it up so its still alive and pump it through a living sith acolyte who's been surgically mutilated

and then inject the fluid back into myself while I consume the heart of the living Jedi bonded to the force sensitive plant

[flat nimbus]

Death Troopers was so silly

[arctic talon]

Tbh the prequal to it was better

[flat nimbus]

even by EU standards

[arctic talon]

that they did after Death Troopers

lol

because the whole it was a sith immortality plan gone wrong

was a lot more fun then zombie plague

[flat nimbus]

which is also silly, but yeah, more fitting to Star Wars

[arctic talon]

I think sith immortality zombie virus is goofy but fitting

tbh

[vagrant fox]

It works

[arctic talon]

because the sith get up to all sorts of wacky shit

[flat nimbus]

yeah, was agreeing

more than just ‘oh no T virus’

‘save us special guest star han solo’

[arctic talon]

Oh also the cover for the book went hard as fuck tbh

I do think the original planned name of Black Orchid was a lot more fun lol

[keen nova]

What does the mechanium think of T'au tech? Does it give them some sort of inferiority complex?

[arctic talon]

heretical

Also for xenarites yes, but they also have better stuff as well

Not all tau tech is objectively superior to imperial tech

however Tau tech is universal in their empire

[vagrant fox]

Not bad, I can vibe with it

[keen nova]

Xenarties?

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus who like to research xenos technology to improve human technology, or outright use it depending on how liberal they are

[keen nova]

Ah

[keen nova]

Any examples of those guys?

[daring creek]

Ah

so Super Heresy

[vagrant fox]

Just one more expedition to find an intact stc and then they'll see

[vagrant fox]

Scaevola from Mechanicus I and II, some of the things that happen on the forge world of Stygies VIII

Whatever his name was, Tesla but weird

[timid pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179410259530502246/1497644869156339893/SAGO_TU_Unknown_20260406_064117.gif

[jade holly]

Are the STCs the Votann use DAoT STCs?

like the same ones the Admech are trying to find?

[timid pasture]

I think so

[arctic talon]

Cawl is one lol.

Scaevola from Mechanicus the video game

[arctic talon]

Yes but they’ve been modified and such

[timid pasture]

Yeah

And they are deteriorating slowly

[jade holly]

Yeah unlike Admech they’re fully willing to innovate and upgrade

But does that mean Admech could one day find STCs for Bolt Shotguns and Bolt Revolvers?

[timid pasture]

I guess so

But the leagues of votann don’t know how repair or create new ancestor cores

Which are the súper computer thingies they worship

[jade holly]

I meant the STCs not the Votann themselves smh

[timid pasture]

Oh mbbbb

🥲

Then yea u right

[jade holly]

The Votann store the STCs within their databases too

[arctic talon]

We dunno if those are baseline STC or made by one of the leagues

[jade holly]

STCs can also literally be anything right?

[magic niche]

Are primarch’s canonically smarter/dumber than average humans or anything?

[jade holly]

It’s just a template from the DAoT?

[unique bronze]

Hella smort

[magic niche]

Ooo okay

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[unique bronze]

As an example, Angron learned the native language of the planet he was on and he wasnt even taught, he was a slave in a gladiator pit btw

And he was still a kid

[arctic talon]

Could be for a fucking doorframe lol

[magic niche]

Are they super educated or are there like brain implants or something?

[magic niche]

Ohh DAMN

[unique bronze]

There are other examples like Russ learning Gothic for just a few days before arriving to terra for the first time

[magic niche]

Interesting interesting

[arctic talon]

They’re just genetically modified to hell and back

Calling them human is incorrect

Imo

[magic niche]

Right right

“So do we abhor the mutant” - judge

[arctic talon]

Imperial doctrine demands that I answer yes

Labor output however demands me to use as many as possible in the manufactorum

[magic niche]

Buddhist software

[opaque coyote]

Listen. Alrighjt

We're are killing them

Just slowly

Via 9 to 5

...

Honestly now I'm just imagining a mutant being a call center employee or something

Imagine the Darktide Mutant sitting in a booth too small for his size cause it was made for normal people. Frantically trying to talk down someone who is shouting that their papers that their great great grandfather has sent still isn't processed.

[daring creek]

Mutant fucking snaps and slimes out his client 🥀

[opaque coyote]

"We will not suffer the existence of the mutant. So he's working retail."

[daring creek]

The Mutant misses war

[opaque coyote]

Why do you think the Beastmen crashed out

and got their abhuman status removed

it isn't because of systematic abuse and racism

It's cause they were forced to work retail

...

wait that's the same thi-

[median star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278540580976328790/1363991021532479500/amwh15ikhhhe1.gif

[opaque coyote]

Slaanesh worshipping mutants be like

[keen nova]

I've heard that the red scropions are loyalist word bearers, how likely is it that? Would be funny considering that they get along with the raptors

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[languid meadow]

took me 30 hours to get through the admech campaign alone

[heady rivet]

I have literally never seen anyone say this. Everyone always says Loyalist Emperor's Children

[arctic talon]

whenever I see like 5 triarch praetorians spawn I just sigh in misery

[languid meadow]

truu

ruststalkers my beloved tho

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-deglove-degloving-speed-grolemcorp-gif-2628858460915389297

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

[jade holly]

Triarch Praetorians on tabletop:

Triarch Praetorians in Mechanicus 2:

[arctic talon]

There's like 20 of them

and they all do like 8 damage

and they ignore terrain

mfw I get less of them in the necron campaign

then can be thrown at me in one battle in the admech one

when do I get a playable lord that lets me field like

entierly them

smh

[urban spire]

https://youtu.be/vsvlZFohk3o the folks complaining that the mechanicus 2 ost isn't good enough have taken a complete leave of reality

lingua technis lyrics (indecipherable)

i'm sure some audio nerd is equipped to actually figure out what the lyrics are but that's immaterial

so if the faith of client species to the tau have made t'au'va into a real warp entity, how come there's not some fuckoff powerful deus mechanicus drifting around the immaterium?

[arctic talon]

probably because the worship of the omnissiah/machine god/motive force is all being gobbled up by the Emperor

but there's also the possability it fed something else

[radiant lance]

Why doesn't Fatshark let me give me my money now 🙁
I want to preorder

Please Fatshark
Please take my money

[surreal nest]

Are there any notable Tzeentch warbands that dont use any rubricae? Just flesh and blood?

Read about the scourged they seem cool

[brave owl]

you could just run Tzeentch Daemons.

[jade holly]

If we wanna be realistic here would Khorne’s actually be something like “Always be honest”

[sour hornet]

seconding this vro

[trim mica]

Hmmm. Could be. Could also be something along the lines of “It’s ok to feel angry.” Or something like that.

[sour hornet]

sand boys are a vibe but the vibe ain't always wanted

[arctic talon]

All the tzeentch war bands unrelated to the tsons don’t have them

Rubrics are odd

[surreal nest]

Any notable ones off the top of your head?

[arctic talon]

Unlike zerkers, plague marines and noise marines

[surreal nest]

Yeah thats why I was so confused because theres a ton of those types of units that belong to different warbands

Tsons is just like specific units just for them

[sour hornet]

question

are they cursed

by association

[arctic talon]

Scourged, oracles of change,

[arctic talon]

The thousand sons all have the rubric of Ahriman affecting them.

Non thousand sons marines do not

All rubrics were created when it was cast

And there haven’t been more made since

[surreal nest]

Holy shit every single tzeentch warband has a tragic story i swear

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl

I can only think of those 2

Who have schemes and actual lore

[surreal nest]

Thats enough for me

3/3 are victims

[arctic talon]

There’s a bunch of generic ones with 0 lore

In the war zone stygius

[surreal nest]

What cool lore

I would be a chaos mega fan if it werent for trim

[arctic talon]

Here’s a secret, you can paint trim the same color as armor

[surreal nest]

Yeah but then it looks bad

[arctic talon]

Nah

It can look good

The cleaved look great

[surreal nest]

They look pretty cool i take it back

[arctic talon]

My favorite nurgle warband

They leak black oil and tar from their armor

And they use it to fuel their shit

[surreal nest]

They actually go so hard

Also the possessed models are insane

[shadow plover]

I like all except the spider hand

[surreal nest]

I love it

[shadow plover]

too spindly

[surreal nest]

Not wrong

Wish I saw those models before I finished my curse claw

Could have had him a fucking menace

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/OvbBLDSpO3A

what what what what WHATWHATWHATHWAIWHEHJUWHUWEFRHWUHRWUHQWEUHIQEQHU

[daring creek]

I wanted to ping you that

but wasnt sure

anyway

whens woke taking over the world

[vagrant fox]

When Mamdani launches his conquest

[daring creek]

P L E A S E

[vagrant fox]

I will do everything in my power to stop it because I don't want to be ruled by yank nonsense

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

hmmm

maybe it is not a good idea to incorporate the possessed termite drill to my lore

[magic niche]

Are psykaniums canon?

[rancid cove]

No

[magic niche]

Aw 😔

[rancid cove]

The risk of it going wrong makes it worthy inserting it

[solid horizon]

yup

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919378584534138921/1498155770796314634/2026-04-26_22-16-59_0.gif

[solid horizon]

tho my drill is a havoc battle bus

and my havocs aren't human

does the drill eat them anyways

[rancid cove]

Probably

[solid horizon]

cannibalism

[rancid cove]

The drill doesnt discriminate

[solid horizon]

succulent looking fella (these are the occupiants of the drill)

ah well I guess they could end up fused to the seats

[celest dome]

There is some basis for it, but it's mostly a FS/DT invention

[magic niche]

Okay okay

[rancid cove]

He took iron within and without way too seriously

[magic niche]

I guess it's kinda meant to be a tactic specific to Grendyl and Sefoni

[solid horizon]

we dont joke with tradtions around 'ere

[magic niche]

Don't even joke lad

[solid horizon]

sigseven

why is the nurgle affiliated traitor guard named Moebian 6th and not Moebian 7th, are they stoopid ?

[steel ingot]

whats the nurgle number again

6?

7?

[rancid cove]

Why are they called moebian 6th, where are the moebian 1st

[celest dome]

7 and 3

[steel ingot]

if i had to wager a guess extremely dead

[solid horizon]

6 is number of big S

[celest dome]

8 for Khorne

9 for Tzeentch

[solid horizon]

yup

[celest dome]

13 and 1 for the Great Horned Rat

[steel ingot]

i mean like the whole lore around the wars that turned the moebians to nurgle is that they fought unending wars with no support and no care if they even won by their superiors

[solid horizon]

back in ye old rules, cult termies went by squads of their god's number

[steel ingot]

and then a little chaos funnies happened if we all remember the cutscene

iirc couldnt you get like cool daemonic buffs if you ran squads of a certain number of a certain unit

[rancid cove]

So to moebian is just the Iron Warriors

[celest dome]

Used to be the 'order' at which they appeared in in fantasy iirc

[steel ingot]

kinda sorta if you wanna look at it that way

[solid horizon]

they both have hazard stripe and gunmetal colors

[steel ingot]

except unlike the iron warriors they are getting stonewalled by drug addicts and vagabonds

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/coincidence-i-think-not-coincidence-i-think-not-the-incredibles-gif-5096707

[celest dome]

The 6th were sent knowingly into the Nox Alpha to be turned into a Nurglite regiment

[rancid cove]

Thats why I was rooting for the moebian 6th all this time! I knew it!

[steel ingot]

WHAT

thats dumb as hell

[celest dome]

Knowing the attrition rate of the IW...

[steel ingot]

who tf does that

[solid horizon]

I was rooting for 6th because it's basically the vraksian militia, we are not the same

[celest dome]

The Admonition and the Nobles that are backing it

[steel ingot]

i sree

[celest dome]

It isn't luck that made the 6th return to a Nurglite uprising to prettily join them

[solid horizon]

sigseven

[dapper gyro]

People doing that should become inert.

[solid horizon]

agreed

[vagrant fox]

I mean, Darktide is canon

[storm jungle]

If its in an officially licensed game its canon

[summer mural]

deadpool killustrated is some wild stuff

Sherlock Holmes is his nemesis

[raven stone]

[number][number] needs to be treated as a cognitohazard at this point

[sacred bluff]

i keep seeing shorts about 4 assassins trying to kill horus and it's making me curious

i might have to read the book

[storm jungle]

Nemesis is fine

it has good ideas but its overall a mid book i think

[shadow plover]

It's a fun romp

you know how it will end anyways so you can just enjoy the ride

[storm jungle]

^ mid opinion

dont listen to this jerk

[shadow plover]

Dilara just hates anything fun, we all know this

[storm jungle]

Contrary to chudpaganda I love a lot of books, dont get upset when the ones you like are simply mid

just another pointless sidequest book whos entire plot goes nowhere 👎

[rancid cove]

According to chudnews, Dilara tries to hide the fact she likes slop by acting hostile towards any mention of them

[sacred bluff]

chudpaganda

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[storm jungle]

I literally have a list

Perish

[gleaming gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/955912001517936700/1502779049230204948/giphy_2.gif

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[gleaming gale]

What's your #1 novel?

[rancid cove]

Dilara's favorite novel is Hive

Trust

[storm jungle]

^ chud

[gleaming gale]

Khefda jheek

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

On mobile rn but i have a Top List not ready a no.1

[solid horizon]

no shit sherlock lol

[storm jungle]

^ chud

x200

[gleaming gale]

Chudtide

[solid horizon]

im no right winger ma'am

[rancid cove]

Thought about joining the server for the emote but this made me reconsider

Boi emote in 2026 is vile

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

🅱️OI IF YOU DONT

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-shocked-flushed-emoji-bulge-gif-13453265469293589998

[solid horizon]

dorktide emojis are clearly better

[rancid cove]

Counter argument

[solid horizon]

hell nah iron warrior dedicated server

[glossy sonnet]

hes beautiful

[solid horizon]

must smell in there

[rancid cove]

Same smell you give off

"Whats with daemons and souls"

[solid horizon]

okay now that was bait

🫵 fascist

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/f5q4wa26/warhammer-art-through-the-years-disciples-of-tzeentch/

[solid horizon]

I will bash your skull with a rock

[rancid cove]

I'm part of the newly founded TRANSGENDER terrorist group

[solid horizon]

trangneder

[storm jungle]

I love how anything today has to be “bait, mfer they’re just saying they dont like something

[rancid cove]

This is clearly bait slop

[storm jungle]

Baitmaxxing

🪝

[rancid cove]

I am so baitpilled

[solid horizon]

as if bait hasnt been a thing since the dawn of mankind

different words

same thing

[rancid cove]

I'm so fucking baitpilled im baitmaxxing rn im mogging your bait you beta baiter

[solid horizon]

yeah yeah whatever, hop in the helbrute chud 🫵

[solid horizon]

truth is

I know souls are scooby snacks for demons, I always did

[storm jungle]

Yeah and its a dumb modern terminology lmao

[solid horizon]

yeah

I just forgot the original word

[rancid cove]

Me when I lie

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

im not putting effort in making my brain function

[storm jungle]

Clearly

[solid horizon]

why'd you think the devil makes people trade their souls

[rancid cove]

Most Gen Z terms fucking suck ass but they're so bad its kinda funny to use them sometimes

[solid horizon]

he's clearly making himself cakes with it

nobody fuckign uses teasing anymore

it's all "bait" now

fishermen took over the world

it was revealed to me in a dream

[rancid cove]

Errrm akgsually the devil made a deal with god that he would CORRUPT the most amount of souls to prove humanity to be underserving of his unconditional love, not feast on them

[solid horizon]

nuh uh

they clearly make borgars with it

I will feed you to moloch

[rancid cove]

If you say teasing outside of carnal desires I think you're just weird

[solid horizon]

was about to say

nobody uses teasing anymore because of seggsual tones

man i love strip-baiters

[rancid cove]

It wasn't the fishermen, it was a certain podcaster...

[solid horizon]

reducing charlie kirk to a podcaster is vile

[rancid cove]

THATS WHAT HE WAS

HE WAS A FUCKING PODCASTER

[solid horizon]

||we all know he is primarly a corpse||

[rancid cove]

THATS ALL HE WAS

[rancid cove]

ok you got me

[solid horizon]

he fits the activist category

podcaster is liek

subcategory

propagander enforcer

[rancid cove]

"Activist" when hes not even active in life anymore

Fake ass activist

[solid horizon]

so real

[Precision] got his ass

his neck I daresay

catastrophic strategy but at least he's not among us anymore

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-imposter-imposter-among-us-sus-among-us-sus-gif-158167910449982651

[solid horizon]

im waiting there like a dumbass for the oil wash on the leather rags of my fuckin evil skittles to dry

[magic niche]

amogus

[hollow zodiac]

Those old bait memes are premo tho

[magic niche]

The darktide levelling up story is just amogus, because there's an imposter and Rannck calls an emergency meeting

[solid horizon]

dilara

send the vid

for this ignorant fellow

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/tyrannids-genestealers-ultramarine-space-marine-warhammer-gif-15023092583785031048

[hallow saddle]

sloppus sleresy legions mobile game shutting sown

[solid horizon]

tf is youtube suggesting me (I never watch videos)

sounds like the omnissiah finally got my ass, maybe it is real after all

[magic niche]

40k?

views

[solid horizon]

lmao

[rose thorn]

Peak AOS art

[glossy sonnet]

All 5 players are devastated rn

[rose thorn]

This is from the realmgate wars when tzeentch hot wired a bunch of realm gates to go directly to his realm lol

[urban spire]

fucking shit i need ROBES

i need to wear a fucking robe with a mantle and a cloak

instantly die of heat exhaustion in this weather but it'll be worth it

i can't stand the fashion of the current and previous centuries man it's so fucking dogshit

the closest you can get to anything that hangs a bit is a coat and even that's turned cringe

maybe the only reason i'm transitioning is to get away from male fashion

[celest dome]

Aren't there Summer robes ? That are quite light but not like transparent and thing

[urban spire]

there are summer dresses

and i'm headed there now

[magic niche]

The skitarii have antennas

[solid horizon]

thier backpack

[urban spire]

no that's the deployable grill skewer

[solid horizon]

and yes this

[urban spire]

it's for optimal preparation of sausage rations in the field

[solid horizon]

they love big ole meaty sausages

[magic niche]

The Omnissiah's will ❌
The Omnissiah's grill ✅

[solid horizon]

some have a hole in their mask to swallow them better

[urban spire]

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[magic niche]

True London experience

[vagrant fox]

Warhammers is ghoulishly english

[magic niche]

People think 40k is about theocracy and stuff, but actually it's just about urban Britian

[surreal nest]

Did they post their own discord message

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-wall-invincible-invincible-meme-omniman-gif-17498721321987612331

[urban spire]

she's allowed to

[surreal nest]

Farming upvotes....

We should have a war museum in the USA but it just explains how everything the government has ever done was justified

Wait....

[urban spire]

all of them, yes

actually does america even have museums for more recent wars

[urban spire]

is there a vietnam museum

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-isles-dune-simion-entrance-monke-gif-5563342756410576247

[surreal nest]

Oh yeah 100%

[solid horizon]

my glorious leatherboys, soaked in unholy oil

[surreal nest]

They have a museum exhibit for Osama bin laden's assassination

[urban spire]

what the fuck lmao

does it have photos of the tail of the wrecked ghost hawk?

[surreal nest]

https://www.911memorial.org/connect/blog/museum-unveils-exhibit-exploring-raid-bin-ladens-compound

[magic niche]

Look super cool 🔥

[solid horizon]

will be matte when it dries

I used to spam old nuln oil and agrax formulas and now I hate it

old formulas were gloss

and god gloss minis do not look good

I ruined a resin model with that

2 in fact

one being my warlord, which sucks

[magic niche]

😔

[rocky gale]

Hard af

[solid horizon]

tzeench stuff is so goofy

the daemons I mean

chewed bubble gum with arms and teef

flying manta rays

birb guy on flying saucer

[celest dome]

There might have been a Money van heist that has happened in my Parent's village

[magic niche]

I don't really like the Lord of Change design

I like Tzeenthc flamers and pink horrors for how they play into the unpredictability of Tzeetnch

but LoC is just 🐦

[celest dome]

I quite like the old Heir of Changes

[hallow saddle]

bird person

i like keepers of secrets

[solid horizon]

beekeeper of secrets

[glossy sonnet]

I wish nurgle had more bug stuff

[solid horizon]

owned, nurgloser

[rancid cove]

Does the guy who holds the staff have his own consciousness or his just a weird extension of the sorcerer himself

[raven stone]

Incorporate the corpse into a converesion and paint it...
Ok yes, I am actually joking, truly, don't do that#

[solid horizon]

in a couple minute it will look like chalk anyways

superglue spares no victim

my flayed ones could get it tbh

[rancid cove]

Do these things have a name?

[solid horizon]

idk

it's probably just a sensor

or a camera

[rancid cove]

I think a sensor makes more sense

[celest dome]

A camera is a sort of sensor

[spring cairn]

gopro

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYzxfvJBWfr/

[flat nimbus]

how else would Khârn make his sick kill feed compilation vids

[steel ingot]

it's a gubbin

[solid horizon]

now you suggest it, my nurglite chaos android will get it on its shoulder as a pet

[flat nimbus]

demanding the tech-priest give your weapons as many doo-dads as everyone else’s

[crystal forum]

america is like the king of war museums

you'll find random private museums everywhere

[flat nimbus]

american_dad_vietnam_memorial_scoreboard.jpg

[crystal forum]

even more memorials yeah

one part of history america preserves is definitely its wars

[rancid cove]

Why did Anissa even use a pan for this she could've cracked her skull with a pinky

[languid meadow]

do you use an weapon to kill bugs?

leverage and shi

[sacred ginkgo]

Omfg someone is finally wielding a pan right

[flat nimbus]

lmfao

1. wow, spoilers!
2. wow, not Anissa!

boy I hope that moment makes it to the show though

||Bulletproof, somehow always just the worst||

[soft thunder]

I usually use the bug's own weapons against them

[rocky gale]

The Dynasty awakes, deploy the Goobertrons

[solid horizon]

old ass goobertrons

[magic niche]

Reminds me of the skaven things

[solid horizon]

they are not yet skinny like new generation of crons

[soft thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tuff-cute-gif-15900129603757565197

[solid horizon]

particle caster mentionned

[glossy sonnet]

What in the droideka is this

[arctic talon]

its a necron hoverbike

[hallow saddle]

tomb blades?

i have some and i hate them they look goofy as shit

not even gonnas build them

[arctic talon]

a lot of people remove the necron in the middle

so it looks like a canoptek

lol

[vagrant fox]

I see the appeal without the necron

warhammers likes exposed pilots too much

[magic niche]

There's a lot of stuff in the setting that's aesthetics > practicality

[unique bronze]

Rule of cool reigns supreme

[magic niche]

Yeah

[vagrant fox]

It's that kind of setting yes

Alas, for me, I don't think exposed pilots is cool

[magic niche]

Fair and valid

[unique bronze]

its the little well thought out details, is also what gets me

[vagrant fox]

oh yes

Let Fatshark cook

[unique bronze]

Ooh

was this from the announcement just now

[vagrant fox]

Yeah

[magic niche]

looking pretty nice

[arctic talon]

Oh hey branx

[magic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[vagrant fox]

very sex

[vagrant fox]

I'm still huffing Agripinaa cope

[unique bronze]

Didn't know they came anything other than red

[vagrant fox]

It's just not featured a lot

[arctic talon]

Yeah they come in colors of their forgeworld

[storm jungle]

Femboys btw

[arctic talon]

Mars is just the poster child

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Look anorexic enough for it

[vagrant fox]

What I look like in the morning

[languid meadow]

praying we get vanguard gear

pleaseeeeeee

[vagrant fox]

They have 0 cake

how can they be femboys

Unironically close to what I see the combine fodder boys like under the armour

Reminds me of the half life ghoulies

[queen laurel]

I'm about to cyberpunk full borg my shit

[outer wave]

Chrome up, lads

[arctic talon]

The flesh is weak

[vagrant fox]

Looks like a dang ol' HL2 stalker on steroids

[storm jungle]

Fallout 1 ghouls ahh

[jade holly]

They look like a Gmod model when someone uses a nuke

[vagrant fox]

but what about what thulsa doom said

[storm jungle]

I mean that model is based on a real burnt corpse so

[magic niche]

fan stomach

[jade holly]

[dapper gyro]

That's my lung.

[jade holly]

Fucking huh Dilara??

[languid meadow]

gotta get that cooling

[jade holly]

Clearly I am unaware of things

[queen laurel]

oh yeah

[vagrant fox]

the burnt feller in Half Life or Gmod is based on a burnt feller from a medical book

[queen laurel]

you don't know?

[jade holly]

i thought it was just a model in Half Life not Gmod

[queen laurel]

they have to search up some very gross shit

[jade holly]

I knew the other one but I thought that wasn’t the gmod model

[queen laurel]

the concept artists are goated for that

[magic niche]

Those who snow

[storm jungle]

Literally all base gmod models use half life ragdolls lol

[vagrant fox]

The amount of times I've heard about game devs researching real life accidents to make shit look as grotesque in games as they can is quite often actually

[arctic talon]

Mortal kombat devs

[vagrant fox]

yea

[arctic talon]

💀

[vagrant fox]

It's a little wack

For a mediocre game too what a shame smh

[spring cairn]

that game's only purpose is gore

literally

[magic niche]

They should give us a bunch of brightly coloured coats so we can play as a four and truly resemble skittles

[storm jungle]

Babies’ first MK game

[spring cairn]

it's one of the worst fighting games out there

[storm jungle]

Fuckinh zoomers

[storm jungle]

Wrong

[jade holly]

Meanwhile in MK1 the heart is in the exact center of the chest instead of more on the left

[storm jungle]

Loli Gear is up there

[vagrant fox]

strange thing to say

destroy this mod, gang

[storm jungle]

Not happening

[dapper gyro]

It also has the best mature gear.

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/birds-attack

lore chat attacking dilara

it will happen

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/clemiprada-vegeta-getting-his-ass-beat-they-jumped-my-ass-beating-jumped-gif-2525219151310598735

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/he-loves-that-chicken-daliatwt-gif-16576747649747819548

Eating my enemies alive rn

[arctic talon]

It is the worst major fighting game

[storm jungle]

Wrong again

Fucking weeb

[arctic talon]

No

You’re fucking wrong

It plays like shit

[storm jungle]

Nope

[gleaming gale]

It's not easy to depose a turkish despot, look at Erdogan

[storm jungle]

Next

still in power

[vagrant fox]

We're all gonna get 40k years in jail

[storm jungle]

🥀

[vagrant fox]

thematic

[solid horizon]

LOBOTOMY PLACE LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[gleaming gale]

All femboy skitarii fans wailing rn

[storm jungle]

They’re gonna be so upset

[solid horizon]

good

[vagrant fox]

good

[storm jungle]

good

[languid meadow]

very odd thing to say

[urban spire]

i don't get it

[languid meadow]

fake freaks all

[urban spire]

they're still gonna look cute with all the stuff on them

[arctic talon]

I’d still hug one

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[arctic talon]

lol

Y’all are weak

[vagrant fox]

I just want the femboy skit enjoyers to suffer

[arctic talon]

My little skittles

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/utter-woke-nonsense-woke-nonsense-woke-sean-dyche-woke-bs-gif-2819365009893060345

[urban spire]

i have never heard of femboy skit enjoyers

[outer wave]

My Little Skittle....

[solid horizon]

yes, fill my goblet with their tears

[storm jungle]

You live under a rock. That is like most of the admech fandom lol

[urban spire]

i've just thought skitarii were cute ever since i saw kitto paint do them

[vagrant fox]

Surely you've heard about Archon of Flesh

[storm jungle]

That moron archonofflesh started this dumbass trend

[urban spire]

my maint touch point with 40k fandom is this channel right here

i have not heard of archon of flesh

[solid horizon]

same

but I knew about femskits

[vagrant fox]

you're better off that way

[solid horizon]

the side issues of playing ad mech

steam community is filled with femskits

[urban spire]

i do kinda hope there's some way to make them at least a bit femme

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[solid horizon]

sis

[queen laurel]

This is like one of the most popular things about them

[solid horizon]

it's a fuckin corspe

[vagrant fox]

I think there's some voice modulation stuff, perhaps

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[storm jungle]

Literally Fallout 1 ghoul

[solid horizon]

harold

[queen laurel]

@arctic talon Gave all of these to me by the way

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-sweet-sweets-dark-chocolate-gif-7180899

I mean

yall were warned

skitarii are nasty

[arctic talon]

no I didn't

I'm being FUCKING SETUP

BY BULGUR

[urban spire]

oh i've seen the skitty squad one

[vagrant fox]

Sounds fake, prove your innocence

[unique bronze]

Are female skitarii's not a thing

[gleaming gale]

They're a dry raisin regardless

[queen laurel]

They are gender doesn't matter meatbags get replaced with metal

[glossy sonnet]

I cant stand admechs with nice faces

[solid horizon]

they are basically processors for mechanical infantryslop

[storm jungle]

Skitarii can be female, male or just neither

[glossy sonnet]

Plug in some machinery to your face immediately

[storm jungle]

Depends on the skit

[urban spire]

i really like khepra is the thing

[solid horizon]

is darth vader a skitarii

[urban spire]

i hope i can do something with her vibe

[unique bronze]

I wonder if they'll give us an option to choose the gender

[queen laurel]

Mean implant and body wise?

[solid horizon]

the voice modulator is probably going to be like in tomodachi life

[queen laurel]

well

yes funnily enough

[urban spire]

yeah her

[solid horizon]

so I guess my dark skitarii are not that far off from a real skitarii

the skull lad I sent a billion times

[gleaming gale]

For all you know the rebreather is literally bolted to her face and she has an entire missing jaw, the skitarii are still body horror through and through

[urban spire]

i mean i'm assuming it's bolted on yeah

i feel like folks are making some fundamentally incorrect assumptions about me here

[solid horizon]

"omg skitty are so cute, I bet they are beautiful girls under their mask"
also skitarii :

[vagrant fox]

Khepra is a commander no, we're "just" going to be alpha primus

[gleaming gale]

She still came from the ranks of the skitarii

[urban spire]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

Yeah but she's high rank and gets to show off a little is my assumption

[storm jungle]

Kheo also got promoted to be a techpriest too

[urban spire]

her current rank is subdomina, but that's very informal

[spring cairn]

sex dungeon ass rank

[outer wave]

Can a crispy torso of a person really get promoted up to tech priesthood?

[vagrant fox]

yes

[gleaming gale]

The more metal you are instead of meat, the more based you are

[languid meadow]

idk but instead of being weirdos just say

[urban spire]

if you're past the crux mechanicus the priests will respect you even if you're not ordained

[storm jungle]

They wont

[solid horizon]

this guy lookin so malicious

[storm jungle]

If you lack bionics you are actively judged

Bionic racism ahh

[spring cairn]

i love body horror like this

when transhumanism looks scary

[solid horizon]

me when I dont have a trillion worth of gaming gear, chair and stuff

[urban spire]

the crux mechanicus is when you're more metal than meat by volume though

[arctic talon]

Khepra probably decided she wanted to look prettier after becoming a marshal or tech priest lol

and Faustinus seems like someone who's okay with that

[languid meadow]

the thing is she still has scars and lacks any surgical points

I think again

[hollow lantern]

It's a 10/10 design tbh

[languid meadow]

it just depends

[gleaming gale]

Faustinius is uncommonly reasonable in general

[arctic talon]

nah she has surgical points

[solid horizon]

im happy the skittles look like that

I hope we can play them without helmet

[arctic talon]

Faustinius is on the nicer end of tech priests

[urban spire]

they look like they're here to have a good time

[arctic talon]

compared to his 2 subordiantes lol

[hollow lantern]

Do we think they'll even get a helmetless option

[solid horizon]

thats a thing I love with 30k skitarii

[arctic talon]

imo no

[spring cairn]

nah

absolutely not

[solid horizon]

sadly no

[gleaming gale]

||Even in 2 he objects several times and expresses regret when the Omnisynod orders you to nuke the dwarfs||

[solid horizon]

maybe half face at best

[arctic talon]

Rho and the Master of Skitarii in 1

are like

[spring cairn]

oh i'd love to see the lower half of the face

[arctic talon]

the most "normal"

not to say they're normal

[solid horizon]

when I mean half face, I meant quarter

[spring cairn]

like with some kind of sallet helmet

[arctic talon]

but they're not as unhinged

[spring cairn]

yummy

[arctic talon]

as Videx and Scaevola

lol

[hollow lantern]

I'd go for one of these tbh

[arctic talon]

Rho and Xerxetes

[urban spire]

scaevola has never done anything wrong in her life

[arctic talon]

this dude is also really good looking for a skitarii lol

[gleaming gale]

She was born on Stygies, that's the biggest wrong

[solid horizon]

like this

[arctic talon]

But he is like

a veteran

he probably got prettied up

lol

[solid horizon]

I know im always using my mini

[urban spire]

their robes are sick

[solid horizon]

but ti's difficult to find pics of it online

[spring cairn]

it's just author dependant anyway

there's no standard, and it's good

[gleaming gale]

Anyway Captrix is the best of the Mechanicus cast

[spring cairn]

but i like the corpse like skitarii's a lot

[arctic talon]

Captrix is fun

Well

the skitarii we have are martian standard

lol

we know they don't look great

under those armor and robes

though officers tend to make themselves look

slightly more presentable

if they show skin

[spring cairn]

that's cool too

i just like it when stuff looks all messed up in wh

[arctic talon]

yeah

I do think its a good choice

[arctic talon]

that GW has said that higher rnaking skitarii officers sometimes make an effort to look

less ugly

[hollow lantern]

Yeah, exactly

[arctic talon]

or outright pretty

lol

[solid horizon]

30k skitarii are quite different though

[hollow lantern]

Sells better tbf

[arctic talon]

well

you don't see their faces ever

lol

[urban spire]

fortunately 30k skitarii don't matter and they never will

[arctic talon]

Aside from Khepra and Xerxetes

and Khepra isn't even a skitarii anymore

[solid horizon]

😔 that's true and sadge

[arctic talon]

Xerxetes still is

but he doesn't look completely fucked up

[spring cairn]

do some forge worlds like bolt their armor/helmets on ?

[arctic talon]

Not for martian standard

but yes

[solid horizon]

that's possible I guess

[arctic talon]

some do

[gleaming gale]

Captrix might also be a former skitarii/sicarian given her prowess in hunting value targets personally

[arctic talon]

She's a Magos 💀

[urban spire]

it has to be removable for maintenance and repair so even if it's directly attached, it needs to be able to come off in some manner

[arctic talon]

she's a prime hermeticon rather

[spring cairn]

it's always a possibility but i was wondering if it has ever been stated that it's a thing officially

[arctic talon]

yes

[solid horizon]

in my homebrew I made it depend on the state of the human used

[arctic talon]

The skitarii in the WB trilogy

have bolted on armor

but they're not martian standard

[spring cairn]

u can always unbolt it for repairs

[arctic talon]

at all

[spring cairn]

just the skitarii can't remove it themselves

[solid horizon]

I have this alpha who was in such bad state his cranial organs had to be extracted and rearranged inside of a metal skull

[urban spire]

alpha sicarian

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they are dark skitarii therefore not standard at all but I assume it is a thing that's possible with normal skitarii

[urban spire]

i want to slap a ruststalker's bald dome

[arctic talon]

I like the sicarian head

its so cool

[gleaming gale]

Which IIRC is literally just short of Magos Dominus so she's literally Faustinius' second

[arctic talon]

all the sicarian heads

[vagrant fox]

40k should have battle pilgrims

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even infiltrator ?

[arctic talon]

Magos Dominus isn't a specific rank, its a title.

But Faust is occasinally referred to as Archmagos

[urban spire]

especially infiltrator

[arctic talon]

so yeah he's above everyone else

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battle pilgryms look dope

too bad they suck ass

[urban spire]

also i meant infiltrator not ruststalker

[arctic talon]

oh lmao

[urban spire]

i want to slap an infiltrator's bald dome

[arctic talon]

you want the Dome

[urban spire]

i feel bad for them for losing their stealth in mechanicus 2

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infiltrators have that weird flying saucer head

[urban spire]

also their shorts are cute

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R2 D2 looking ass

[vagrant fox]

Their stupid little booty shorts

[solid horizon]

pteraxii are some of my favorite

[arctic talon]

infiltrators really feel like they were too strong at some point in testing

and got nerfed to shit lol

[solid horizon]

military jet pilots but with wings

[dapper gyro]

Starwars commando droid would be Admech dream.

[urban spire]

yeah they got bonked a bit too hard lol