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correct me if im wrong but I think jay was referring to how hardly any part of a crippled marine could be fit in a deredeo dread
alternate joke: hey they leaked the naked Skittle model
they're not in the head
there is only this left of him
You’ve got no legs, Battle Brother Dan!
That's a sensor suite
these guys are tiny btw
how do people play horus heresy bro
It's SM slop, the piggies gotta feed
tbf the resin contemptors are really nice
but the full legion kits were way better than just the torsos
This is only if you want it lol
you can just run the normal contemptor
i have an EC one built and painted and i love it
man my models are so dusty
and an IH one in the pile
anti air missiles because why not
aura
I think we should crucify the mods
EC used to look so nice before they fell in with the wrong crowd
thats a nice purple
xereus purple over naggaroth night,, classic recipe but it looks awesoome
still seems crazy
too bad it sucks
could just sell an emperors children dreadnought
it has uh some other missile type upgrade sprue
they used to
i think the molds wore out or something
I mean deredeo datasheet kinda sux
thats fair enough
they should go back to the full legion ones
one day ill actually play the game and i'll be able to tell for myself
rather than the just the torsos whgich are kinda lame for the price
they are probs better in 30k tho
i only remember it ever being a torso upgrade
until the last 2 years or so they were full dreads
apart from weapons u had to get seperately
basically when they re-did the plastic contemptor they phased the full legion dreads out
but really pricy
you can use them in 40k through legends but really you don't want to do that
autocannons always look cool
very disappointing considering the guns look like stuff that woould be used on knights
yeah but i mean contemptor and leviathan are far better
the autocannons look identical to the sicaran
levi fella got not 1 or 2 huner killer but 3
its not really good against infantry ill grant u that
Heh, I'm drinking rasberry soju rn 🙏
Also made alcohol that taste quite like Strawberry soju last year
hell nah dont give em spess murins our spiky boys gimmick
People here never share smh
I am very close to germany
been there many times
soon you will not be able to thumbdown react
Goes hard
Is that a shoulder flashlight for lights out missions?
deploying percussive maintenance
i assume just cosmetic
😔
bro should be holding it with left hand
their left hand is free to hold the machine oil martini ofc
yup
What do chaos androids do anyway
no
Society
they are mini daemon engines, but very mischievous
Cute
in chaos renegades epic scale you could lose control of them on a bad roll iirc
idk about books
I dont think they talk
I dont think there are instances of daemon engines talking anyways
I assume they can communicate between each other
they show up in one modern book ever and its not an active one
in space crusade they can move twice faster occasionally
and easily kill space marines
if my memory serves right they had more involvement in the dreadnought factory mission
They're so talented
which by modern standard could be translated to a soul/hellforge
this specific model never existed outside of the box btw, the actual model was slightly different
How is everybody's day going today
Speaking of necrons in the article..I need to write my Dollus... I think to simplify them to just being living polymer and plastic
I'd argue their role was stolen by thallaxii and necrons
I think the one Similarity between my race(?) Oc and necrons is both lost their souls.
Dollus basically had their soul sent to hell to empower a demon deep within. And replaced by a personality roughly based on what used to be the individual.
What is a soul in the context of warhammer anyway?
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To me my plan is to have a soul be what gives a body animation
Just spirit ghost thingy
life energy I think
its basically your entire essence
ask dark mechanicus economists idk
Interesting
Without it you're just laying on the ground..heart beating but not really there
Kewl
daemon engines and daemons feed on souls like it's a bag of chips
Beyond being repulsive to be around and being sort of immune to chaos. They're normal people yeah?
must be really yummy to them
Sweet
Souls...yummers...
soul soup 😋
Yea depends on the person as usual tho
Also I really love the fact Necrons are by nature Blanks. I like to imagine they're plain radioactive even though not all of them are.
Just a raw, sickening aura is so fitting for them. I feel it makes them feel sterile. Like adding on to their theme of Death.
Like how a necron ship in space is utterly uninhabitable by a human because theres no fucking life support systems or oxygen circulation. I love that a lot
And the destroyer curse being an obsession with pollution
Necrons arent blanks
they just have no soul
because well, they are androids
I think I know why I like them so much....
I don't know how to describe them but I think of them as the taste of cleaning alochol. They're too "clean".
And the C’tan got hungry
I thought lacking a soul made you a blank
A blank is a person with no soul and a blank aura
aka actively repelling the Warp
pariah were blanks
necrons dont do this unless they use blackstone
but they are not a thing anymore iirc
Whats a person without a soul then?
And Vashtorr seemed to figure out how to make those blackstone pylons a big fucking problem for them
yea because blackstone works both ways dummy
a blank

Me when turning it upside for wumbo

can you theorically graft them a soul ?
Not really no
they are made from literal space magic
unless you're a literal god its not possible
fair
Ok someone without a soul AND no blank aura
never happened inthe setting minus crons so we dont know
I see.
whats the deal with daemons why do they love souls so much
Yummy yummy
But yeah I feel crons capture the sterile nature I want to with my own work
idk ask the original christians that came up with it
Probably why I love them so much..
yeah I thought of that and reconsidered the pertience of my question....
Try one sometime.
The souls of children are some gourmet shit
me when I ask my forgefiend to overcharge its ectoplasma cannons for one more soul flavored scooby snack

I believe in 40k souls are straight up a multi purpose resource
They are food, energy, a shackle
Random ass question. How does the name "King Sad" sound to yall
Whats with humans and oxygen, proteins, carbs, water...
dont forget their value as currency
Humans are gay
Ts shit so bad it not even airing on Cartoon Network
Silence foid
Also I think its going to be a god of a cult that turns people into dolls.
Hes king sad because hes sad everyone across the world doesn't have his gift yet. Or something
Cult shit don't need to make sense so I think its good
I think king sad is just going to be the original leader made a low tier doll and puppeteered by his servant, who became the following leader.
Oh yeah. And so the cult members need to act happy on his behalf
Dats da propaganda
"what's the deal with carnivores and why do they love meat so much?"
i'm just sayin
Thats what happens when you ask stupid questions buddy
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it's interesting how the warp is like the cave allegory in reverse
the warp is shapes on the cave wall cast by emotions in realspace
Soldier sfm once said "dying is gay"
usually i hate that kind of alternate magic world since it feels so anthropocentric, but in 40k the warp isn't just shaped by humanity, but everything that's ever had a soul
Weird lookin bolter
the warp was a deeply strange and alien place before humans even existed
Oh boy you don't even know
not even the tip of weird bolters
bro hasnt seen the og saturnine bolter
anyway i didn't want to make you feel bad about asking a question i just wanted to be funny
meet the thingamajing
WHAT IS THAT
they need to retcon those things OUT
nah they still are in horus heresy
they look like a space marine got the morph ball upgrade
Also, might be a hot take, but what's with those shoulder plates? Bro's top half is build like a pokeball
they are very out of proportion btw
I don't like them
that's the meme
These were the very first terminator designs ever made
no
Ohhh I see
Saturnine terminator armor
that is not correct
well not according to Horus Rising
ah ok
but Saturnine erminators are described to be that way
model wise it's not the first design
I like the helmets though, they're cute
yes im talking in lore
Even the plasma gun looks so cartoony to me
the Saturnine terminators were made by taking inspiration from old suits miners used to protect them from radiation iirc
guy looked cool ngl
its made to fit the proportions ye
Anyone talking about lore
"Yeah so tabletop-"
I thought you posted the more idiotic one
I like saturnine terminators
to be fair we were talking about models
why did they call them saturnine terminators if they'd never had terminators before
killing you and your bloodline
uhhh
they uhhhhhhh
uhhhhhh
go ahead there is not much work to be done
dilara you have to find out which movie this is and re-record it so i can have it without the caption tsd so hilarious
better for me
They don't even have the winged skull, it's just a bird
a fat fucking pigeon
lmfao will do, ilk check the actor's filmography lol
Wanna see the dreadnought pattern?
Yes yes
Saturnine dreadnought
mf gonna blow himself up
god I hate how Saturnine looks lol
resisting the urge to say they are not really good on tabletop
Not horrible actually
im kind of a fan tbh
I can get why people like it
Brother Ambatukam, 67th Grand Battalion
but they look so stiff
they look horrible imo
Do they have the lightning stuff because thunder warriors?
they look amazing
nah
the lightning bolts are a 30k thing
the lightning stuff is just a 30k honor marking
i mean i think thats kinda the point
Theyre the proto project for them
also yea this
They're not
idk why you'd hate these models
Guy on the right's built like a boombox
They're seperate from the other termi's and dreads
i think you guys need to get some new glasses
I like how the praetor looks
I see I see
yea because tabletop doesnt have shit to do with lore/artwork
again
I mean
no
you can have them for collection
What's the four barrel gun?
making the dread without shoulders improves the model a lot
no one forces you to play horus heresy
autocannon
Ohhh
its a "storm cannon"
read: 4 auto cannons
This channel should be called 30k lore chat smh

no
no
no
no
inferior time period
it should be called
I like the saturnine patterns because they are literally the first project that will eventually lead to the other terminator armors
They are the proto projects
theyre fun
and silly
and me likey
dilara blasts your balls if you dare mention minis
minis
They're not though
its not that tho
its more just
people talking lore
"erm this has 4+ strenght"
okay
what did this add to the conversation
lmao
I know I know, I'm just joking
pretty sure saturnine is described to be the first patterns of termie
despite Horus Rising saying otherwise
it is not described as such in the new Heresy Liber's
we don't get a time period on it besides its development began with the exiled tech cult on Saturn
at some point
and was done by the time the Imperium conquered Saturn
I see.
Elite strikes again
Yeah makes sense
since we don't know when the terminator armor was created
beyond before they finished conquering the solar system
So we don't know for certain which one was made first
which can mean fucking anything
yeah
they likely were developed in tandem
is my bet
yeah fair enough
same idea, different end result
as for which finished first fuck if I know
we got like 0 lore on the conquering of Saturn
beyond "Saturnians with death lasers scary"
we would if Bligh was still around
Why didn't they just strap bomb vests to juve marines instead of developing armour

I miss bligh
I like to think saturnine was the first pattern because of how clunky it feels
Like "we don't know how the fuck to make this shit tanky enough but small/mobile enough", so saturnine came out

and then they added from there
my favorite thing with this
I want ordinatus mars
in heresy marines are literally
Only War mentioned
arent marines produced by the billion
not billions'
Real marine fans would know we are cheaper than that
but yes
lol
Inductii are
holy fuck lol
inductii are like genuine cannon fodder
for some of them
extrapolation but yeah what I meant
Real marine fans whenever anything resembles a problem that doesnt envolve sending marines: SEND THAT BOY
Say wallahi, battle brother
oh also
The Blood angels inductii are my favorite
bcs sanguinius just went
"yeah fuck it eat each others dead bodies again"
I mean
and thats how they trained new inductii
Desperate times call for desperate measures
They just had the next batch of inductii
eat the previous dead batch
which led to issues
How significant are space marines in the broader scale of the imperium really?
tiny
they should stop making space marines
There's not that many marines
they are very stupid
Ohh damn
The spearhead while the guard is the shaft and the entire man holding it
Marines are like the literal tip of a spearhead lol
I'm adding the eating corpses part of BA for my warband cause its genuinely so funny
"Yeah, so the old experienced guy got killed. Just have the intern fucking eat his body and regain his knowledge"
I guess they're just like for niche uses then?
traitors or loyalists
Yes
marines are specialists
Chaos warband
neat
very fun
marines are very rare lore wise
we don't see the like
billions of battles where they don't show up
we generally only get the really shitty ones
where they show up
The average imperial doesn't even think astartes are real
^
me when siege of vraks
now granted sometimes we do get random backwater war #58132812
or war thats not important enough for marines
some planets genuinely think marines are propaganda/myths/legends
like 5 generations of a single guy wont see a marine in their life time
it's true, space mariens aren't real
I feel like guardsmen are so often portrayed as incompetent, but realistically, they must win most of their battles, otherwise the imperium would have died centuries ago
they're not incomptent
hell they're rarely shown as incompetent
its usually the fucking PDF thats the incompetent cannon fodder lol
PDF (planetary defense force) are what you're thinking about
I mean in like games and stuff
please note I am an absolute level 1 crook in 40k lore
Start hating Krieg to advance to level 2
if you only consume space marines media you'll usually only see the guard when they're getting rawdogged
the guard is actually competent as shit
theyre not being "saved" by the marines, more like just making shit be done faster
yeah the guard can take a lot of shi before marines are actually needed
But I hear stuff like how the average guardsmen lives like a single day in combat or something right?
no
that was
for like
a specific battle
Idk how that's logistcally possible
for a specific novel
Ohh okay
15 hours was the context of a particular warzone in a book that memes and GW blew out of proportion
Some planets/battles might be like that but overall its not that bad
Right right
that was a specific battlefield and a shithole warzone
more broadly, a guardsman survives on average 15 hours of active combat
istit vraks
nah, it was against orks
yeah which is pretty impressive lol
keeping in mind that active combat usually happens in like minutes long segments
15 hours of active combat is quite a lot
because war is 99% boring
1% absolute horror
yep
anyways back to terminator armor talk
Tartaros is my favorite pattern
if you disagree kill you-
So like a few months or something?
now I shall come back on the battlefield out of engagement distance
mini contemptor
saying any terminator but indomitus being the best
is wrong

indomitus is the best looking
indomitus aint even the best in the lore
yes
good looking terminator armour doesn't exist
Cataphractii is the patrician choice
yeah but indomitus looks good
Tartaros slander won't be tolerated
smh
i think it looks good, its iconic
but man i just love the tartaros so fucking much
Indomitus Pattern eternally mogs
what is the shape of the dude inside of that thing?
wym
nothing sensible
now show him getting torn to pieces in the next frame
russian badger video mentioned
Atramentar, flay his balls
too bad deathwing sucked
whar
hush
furry marines?
yo warband aint even real
which ones
them
your army are sending micro plastics into your nuts and making you gay!!!!
not really no
That's why you play metal minis
try again sonion
my termies specifically are made of metal
and they're heavy as fuck
is the isle still in development hell?
dawn of war chaos rising
🥀
to be fair
he has a 40mm base
this one is just not glued
im never basing my guys on green bases
why play the tabletop if i can just simply kill my adversary right there
Your opponent cannot continue his turn and automatically concedes the match if you cave his skull in with a metal thunderhawk
spin it and mangle your opponent
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i just had the most horrific design idea for my warbands dark apostle holy shit
Is there a lore reason humans and orks can communicate, like in sm1?
gamer convenience
Orks have their own language
But some do speak low gothic
Some humans also learned their language, like Commissar Yarrick and Jurgen
^
Are there like ork scholars?
My headcanon is that the Imperium is so big that xenos end up learning gothic just by how much they end up fighting humans or interacting with them
Just like how non-English speaking countries still have people that know english
thats not a headcannon thats basically true tbh
I see, that makes sense
True react this individual
getting into x men is challenging, theres too many comics lmao
I said headcannon because I was just unsure in how accurate it would be but I was fairly sure thats how it is
Humans have no interest in trying to learn xenos languages while the xenos end up learning ours because we breed like rabbits and they cant avoid finding humans EVERYWHERE
Depends, the Ordo Xenos does capture orks and interrogate them
"LEAVE ME ALONE"
Said a random xeno circa m41, turning a corner into the warp and finding more humans
"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE TOO?"
Have their ever been human + xenos friendships (aside from the obvious)?
Well thats their work, but the overall imperium doesnt care
The Interex in 30k
Ohh interesting
If you mean in the Imperium I dont think so... maybe Guilliman and that one eldar chick but thats more like a business partnership rather than friendship
Right right
Humans still reluctantly make use of xenos mercs in 40k but more out of convenience
Has there ever been a chaos worshipper redemption arc?
Aw damn
Chaos doesn't have a path to come back choice
Once you get in and you realize what you did, everyone just says "I've done too much to stop now"
Its all or nothing
yeah insults tend to be less effective if the person doesnt understand the words you are saying lol
Which other chapters besides the imperial fists are stationed on terra?
Minotaurs
Custodes and sisters of silence
Wait
they are not chapters
Some 30k nonsense, Inquisitor Czervak to some degree, some SW in 6th-7th(?) SW codex for a little bit
dew it
and thats the main reason Orks learn low gothic, just to insult the humans because anything else is a waste of time, unless its a blood axe
I see I see
Czevak is a baller btw
Technical 40k non-imperial factions like the Severan Dominate also make use of drukhari and kroot mercs
I like the idea of orks in a lecture hall learning insults for humans
We do not acknowledge the Severan Dominate
five orks methodic church
the gork church ends up fighting the rival mork church
Da Great Scheezum
Ork tipping a fedora to m'ork
PCs exist to hoard treasure
You dont make a collection of all your idiotic memes?
for example, one of my treasures
Look at this khefda burboe Over speak
what even is the context for this
i am going to kill you
Context is Franco Barbi, vaguely
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I love this manchild
I can't help being cool, it's in my DNA
Sigseven
To quote a great man, you'd hit a fuckin' baby?
I should play some Outlast Trials, yeah
hes like a warhammer fan but not
Average brother tedious
discord decided to autoplay this max volume on my bluetooth speaker
owned
get out of my computer
For maximum enjoyment
I will tell my kids this was peter turbo
i need to get more in lore with imperial vehicles I barely know shit about the ranks, landraiders, predators, ships, vessels
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What's the game called?
Supremacy: Warhammer 40k
Mobileslop?
I think yes
Afaik yeah
they look so clunky
Chaos obliterators seem to be corrupted centurions
ohh
Looks like it's not exclusive to terminators
I can see it
I mean
I mean- obliterator virus can get anyone not really just centurions
Centurions are pretty much the loyalist chinese copy
Yes
Yeah but I meant obliterators and mutilatiors are famously mostly terminators
They’re a weird mix of terminator and centurion yeah
I mean it is a mobile game but it’s pretty fun. There are micro transactions but they don’t force you to buy them in order to get ahead. Progressing without spending money is easy and 100% doable
The same dev team has a line of similar games set in different settings
GW is making obliterators look more and more like centurions it's funny
They got a ww2 one for example
Centurions are just not very represented
holy fuck the first doctor who companion is so fucking stupid
she sees ancient aztec murals and says "hey look it's a cartoon!"
Bro just be collecting followers like john fallout 💀
no way
Eyo?
Centurions (loyalist) and Obliterators (chaos)
Centurion ( a loyalist heavy unit ) and a Obliterator (a marine infected by a warp virus that turns them into big ass masses of meat that can absorbe and creat weapons/ammo)
I like the idea that it's actually the emperor in the Seer's head, because then all the dialogue where they're like "yes, beloved it was angry, wasn't it?" is in response to the God Emperor of Mankind going "woah, that guy looks so angry!"
see I just like to believe it’s truly Him because it’s very funny that (a fragment of) THE EMPEROR HIMSELF personally cares about this silly li’l twink
For the loyalist one, is that a whole Space Marine in there
I wonder if Beastmen could work as a class for Darktide.
it’s one of the more common theories for potential remaining classes

nice cape 
GW aint greenlighting anything beastmen related i feel
Yes yes, agreed
Do they work with the Imperium?
Some of the slaves are beast folk, but thats like.. really old lore from what I remember
Ohh okay
Oh?
the one from Warhammer tv?
Beastmen are around still lore wise
I havent seen that one
They’re just being treated like shit as usual
skitarii proves that we can get mainstream stuff too
Aside from scum
i dont consider arbites mainstream until recently
Secret Levels I think?
All our stuff is available in the full tabletop
I do tbh
They had minis
arbites only had a killteam before agents
There were ultramarines fighting Tzeentch beastmen
and killteams are not mainstream shit
They were playable in 40k before that
Okay, question for all. Beastmen or LoV/Squats Class?
Weren't they part of the guard at some point
i want votaan so fucking badly
Ohh, I thought like, beastmen belonging to imperium specifically
I guess GW just wanted to push for them to be more popular lately?
Noo, sadly not 😔
Theyre not uncommon if its like chaos cults me thinks, but yeah.
They feature quite heavily in the recent Veterans of The Fall novel ☝️ 🤓
arbites came to darktide and rogue trader around when agents were added to tabletop so probably trying to sell those
Tbh I'm not seeing beastmen in darktide
Right right I see
The game's mascot is already an abhuman
I can't really see a 7th class
...
I feel like every niche has been filled
It's skitarii
8th I mean
every niche was filled with 4 classes
woopsie 😭
the idea isn't to fill niches it's to add more gameplay options
Guess so
I think I like what Hank said where FS just add more stuff to the already existing classes
Apparently skitarii is intended as a swiss knife
Instead of making new ones
Administratum Adept next class or the one after, you heard it here
I'd prefer that yeah
Nah it's definitely going to be Steve the human
but new classes would bring more money and people would like them for the extra flavour so
idk
The Hiver
I do want more weaps if anything
Lowkey excited for it too ngl, but yeah. Some more core improvements wouldnt hurt imo
It would be funny if we got a weapon shipment from Birmingham
More weapons more maps and variations of enemy types is my wishlist
Potential daemon engine bosses
Its just filled with knives
Would enemy psykers work?
Jk idk anything about Birmingham 
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It's feral world, where they use Muskets
slit your life vessel
Been to Birmingham, not sure how I survived
Lost all 5 limbs
the only thing im not looking forward to is the servo skull that i most definitely will not be using
Okay but you can go, go my little servo skull and it scans something for you
Probably not
It has a dinky little gun
we already do that
Since it has a gun
I want it to dome some mfer
lol
How can this mfer have the lamest fucking opinions every single day
😭
im saying i like everything else about the class you harlot
Tbh a gunless option would be fun
Also you will use the servoskull
If there is one
you have no choice, fucking furry slut
If not whatever
Use the skull you jezebel

I had a Leland Coyle dialogue appropriate for this but I've misplaced it
Man he'd make a good arbitor
Do we know anything about the skitarii blitzes?
I haven't even thought about that yet
Just the datamined stuff afaik, Fatshark are too scared to release info without Big GWs approval
Fair fair
i never thought we would ever get a depiction of a phosphor weapon in first person so im excited for that
i hope it plays like an elephant gun with just one shot per magazine
I think the joke is hes saying "orientals"
but says ornamentals
because hes a moron
lol
you're saying the wife-killing KKK member is a moron?
I doubt this
are you an outlaster now sigsen
you're just here for the terminator lady lesbian love
i dont see enough chuds calling the game woke
maybe the messaging is too complicated for them
Goes over their smooth brains probably, or there's not so many
^
Outlast has also a very queer and niche yet large audience
so they dont get proper ground for it
So I am going to ask the hardest question
slop question
This shit is in the lobby rn, it's getting spicy
Fine then.
Who is the most stupid non-Imperium character?
Also how the fuck are they there
No idea, it's the right body but the head is wrong. There's also traps around the place right now
Easterman: “We need to stop that stupid sexy Lilya from influencing my reagents! I know how I can fix that!”
bro is NOT daddy
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as expect, the sexy cult leader russian is going to overthrow the whole facility
tbh her entire thing is hating rich or privelaged people
so im not surprised
she has an entire cult in teh facility
she's also like clearly impossible to control and way too persuasive to be contained 
might even be influencing Easterman, depending on your interpretation
also angron is the dumbest primarch, idk about non-imperial probably the severan dominate in its entirety
I LOVE how they also CONSTANTLY warned Easterman about this
and he just did not listen because hes an arrogant fuck
so this isnt even some random plotpoint
lmfao
no he's daddy
She is affecting Easterman it seems, he had a go in the comatose ward
and his hair is regrowing
it's enjoyable when a character's stupidity makes sense
Yea and drug himself iirc
especially looking at IRL too tbh
Yeah and he got up to some shenanigans
i cant wait for the series to move into the 80's and we get cocaine easterman
When the civil war comes I'm Hendrick Joliet Eastermans #1 guy I'll do anything
He's such a weird fuck he gave a shotgun a bj I love him
Liliya Bogomolova is great, I throw a brick at her face and she yells for more
sick bitch
i want to see her kill the other prime assets
I swear the devs have left this bug on purpose where your cam is full of her ass
WHAT
damn I can't find the recording
She's supposed to kind of straddle you as she executes you but sometimes she get spun around
lmao the Arkham Nut Punch bug lives on
(in which Batman, in Arkham Asylum, would decide to flip his ground takedown, leap crotch first onto a goon’s face, and deliver a punch right to the dick)
afaik they didn’t fix it in any subsequent game, I’m pretty sure on purpose
Yeah more or less, it's kinda funny
Have one of my favourite Coyle voicelines about her
Coyle becoming the most ‘grounded’ of the Prime Assets is hilarious
poor bastard just forced to deal with more and more freaks
It's so funny, dude just wanted to be the law but he has to put up with the most insane freaks
couldn’t think of a more deserving pig
I love my horrible people game
Who is that cat girl, I keep seeing her everywhere
but enough about Darktide 
shes from GameOverse
its a very good animation series done by Glitch
only 1 episode as of now
oh my god bruh another series?
GIVE ME EPISODE 2 OF KNIGHTS OF GUINIVERRE ALREADY
HEY, HEY
ITS GOOD A GOOD SERIES
Also Danna Terrance wentradio silent aboutit 
Its only a single season with one final episode coming fym
George creates silly little guys to ruin their silly little lives
Quoting Maryam Haj-Hassan (@maryamhajhassan)
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@jtimsuggs George why
Goose needs a break from the internet after the hell she went through
Btw his son was involved in banning pod racing
This is true glup shitto material
My friends server has this on the soundboard
Lmao
Do the Evolution™ MENTION!!!!
How does recruitment look for mechanichus? Are people born into it? Do they go to job fairs? I am thinking on how they keep their numbers up? They do not make use of breeding pens hive cities like imperium do they?

Admech can fuck and have natural children but they are also vatgrown too
tbh it isnt
cloning is making the same person/being constantly
vat is putting genetic material in and making a diverse array of folk
they are also treated more as living beings more than clones which is funny
clank clank clank clank
👎
But producing a baby the natural way would just be to produce more flesh and the flesh is weak?
I mean all admech are born fleshy
do you think they are born as cyborgs lol
the metal appliances/bionics come later

theres literally no monolith to this
every forgeworld has their own culture and way of doing things
Cadians can do X by the time of Y or something
The Motive Force is stored in the balls
It depends wildly.
Cadians are a single culture on a single planet
Some electro priest prolly has electooed their balls
Just saying
Frrr
groovy
fondle the omnissiah
Necrons gettung it’s 8th billionth detachment
what
The mechanicus has a lot of cultures even on a single forgeworld
Which is how GW has decided to write them
Which is good
Very realistic tbh
Tavi is like that, ignore him lol
3584-11008 getting bullied in school becuase they are the only one at the age of 7 without a cerebral neural implant
you actually will get that treatment
many admech ghettos on a single forge world
most admech do look down on their fellows who do not have enoguh bionics
Tbf tech priests usually live under one master and don’t run into anyone else but that tech priests subordinates for a while
It’s like a guild
You’re handed over to your master and that’s that lol
Maybe you’ll get out under their thumb
Maybe you’ll get killed doing an experiment Ect.
Dog I don't want to wait 3 weeks and some for skits
Drop it now
Cawl grew up entirely under I forgot what her name was
He only escaped her because he fucking killed her and stole her research during the heresy lol
based?
omg what a name
Anyways he killed her, he also killed all her creepy fetus clone soul network
And then he stole all her research for himself lol
Pretty ass of a name
Admech behavior





