40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

mao helbrute

[hollow zodiac]

mama mia

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[solid horizon]

oh hi necromunda pusher

[nocturne crest]

Does that mean Wales is a part of Cathy/China now.

[solid horizon]

wait

WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

seems like I bought the last one

[rose thorn]

???????????????????

the bad reviews are saying the story is bad???????

[hollow zodiac]

Yeah idk why people have the impression this is a narrative game when it's not

[rose thorn]

why the fuck is 2.2 gigs of my ram hardware reserved

[outer wave]

Tbf the story is just kinda there, but yeah

[hollow zodiac]

Yeah it's literally a vessel for you to slaughter heretics in

I wish there was more story, but that's not why I'm here anymore y'feel

[outer wave]

It was never going to be as strong as Vermintide's

[magic niche]

Hermit crab

[arctic talon]

because your PC needs it to not die

lol

[rose thorn]

fair

i was tyring to see if i could buy more ram for my latop

and its 325 dollars

for 8 ggs

sorry 360

[arctic talon]

Yeah ram is hella expensive rn

might be cheaper to just buy a new laptop

tbh

[rose thorn]

my laptop on the dell webiste is 1099 dollars rn

i got it for liek 700 dollars lmao

[crystal forum]

so happy i got my ram in 2024

for once i'm the in group of early buyers

L bozo to all you kids

[outer wave]

Maybe take a look around on FB marketplace or some such? I doubt they'd be much cheaper though, but worth a shot

[solid horizon]

more like big flea

turns out it's not out of stock, the recaster just freaked out because he shipped me the wrong headpiece lol

[magic niche]

Kinda yeah

[magic niche]

GET IT

[crystal forum]

thats like trying to find a cheap pokemon card these days

[magic niche]

get fleacrab

[solid horizon]

I have it lol

[crystal forum]

aint happening

[magic niche]

Oh

[crystal forum]

also why is this casual here

who let him in

[solid horizon]

it's not for sale anymore for now until the head problem is fixed

[magic niche]

😔

[vagrant fox]

don't be mean little furball

[solid horizon]

the guy is actually very caring for his customers

luv me forgeworld china

[outer wave]

I know, but its worth the shot, if it is there, itd probably be cheaper than standard prices

[vagrant fox]

I wanna get eldar wraiths from forgeworld china but I cannot find my stuff

[solid horizon]

I need to assemble it but im to scared

I have yet to find a good pose

[magic niche]

Has it got like a harpoon arm?

[solid horizon]

yes

for carnifex and knight hunting

[magic niche]

🔥

[solid horizon]

this goober is awesome, too bad it's legends

[magic niche]

I think I got this wrong the other day, but when you say knight

you don't mean like Imperial Knight?

[solid horizon]

yes I do

[magic niche]

OH

[solid horizon]

[magic niche]

damn

how big is this guy?

[solid horizon]

idk if you're familiar with 40k tabletop, but thats the weapon datasheet

[solid horizon]

nearly as big as a mkIV dread

[magic niche]

All complete jargon to me, I'm afraid

[solid horizon]

ok guess ill have to translate

[magic niche]

People like Lynxiee have taught me that I barely know 40k as a whole

[solid horizon]

it has only one attack, but thanks to my warpsmith guy it's very difficult to miss

[magic niche]

Pretty damn big then

[magic niche]

I seee

[solid horizon]

it's got strength 12 which is pretty average anti tank

lost tanks have toughness 10 which means you wound it on 3+

now it has anti monster and anti vehicle 2+

which mean critical/successful hits are automatically scored on a roll of 2+

[magic niche]

I remember boltgun having those numbers

[solid horizon]

I dont actually recall if imperial knights have invulnerable save

but -3 AP will usually be enough for tyrannid monsters to not need to roll save

nids have pretty shit survivability

[solid horizon]

it's very small for a daemon engine, it might even be the smallest one

right behind the spooder

[magic niche]

I have a very specific question about warhammer tt actually

[solid horizon]

maybe nurgle drones are smaller

[magic niche]

No one in genchat answered me

[magic niche]

How do orks play?

random question but yeah

[solid horizon]

they are very good at anti infantry and melee

[magic niche]

Ooo okay

[solid horizon]

you usually take hordes of green guys

they're quite tough

[arctic talon]

Melee heavy, dogshit shooting, cheap bodies

[magic niche]

I get the sense they'd be very aggressive and kinda tanky

[solid horizon]

but aim like drunkards at 3 am

[arctic talon]

Ork shooting is quantity over quality

[magic niche]

Gotcha gotcha

[arctic talon]

Though

sometimes they have high quantity of decent quality

its prolly not gona hit though LOL

[solid horizon]

flashgitz are good lads

[magic niche]

Are there waaagh mechanics?

[solid horizon]

yes lol

[arctic talon]

Flashgitz with targeting squig

are good

[sacred ginkgo]

if you roll enough dice, 1/6th of them will come up 6's

[solid horizon]

it's their army rule

[arctic talon]

Their army rule is literally WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[solid horizon]

amogus squig

the other day I was reading the codex

[arctic talon]

Wait

wrong reply lol

[magic niche]

Is it just like a passive bonus or something you can trigger?

[solid horizon]

man their stratagem and detach names are so funny lmao

allows you to rush

and hit harder

like a good ork lad

[rancid cove]

And I barely know shit compared to the chuds here

[arctic talon]

you gotta call it and then you get to kill the shit out of stuff

[rancid cove]

[magic niche]

Ohh I see

[magic niche]

NERD channel

[solid horizon]

hey

[magic niche]

(❤️)

[solid horizon]

at least we have pictures

[magic niche]

No it's okay, I kinda like it here

[magic niche]

I see I see

[solid horizon]

orks have excellent bikers ngl

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-last-of-us2-lev-tlou2-fat-geralt-lev-punched-gif-18141870

[solid horizon]

I remember using them once and wiping whole squads by the dozen

[magic niche]

Oh yeah, do they actually have bonuses for red vehicles?

[solid horizon]

born to be waaagh

[solid horizon]

in old rules probably, now not so much

but they do have rules for vehicles

like specialised detachments

[magic niche]

Alright then

[solid horizon]

kult of speed, dread mob, etc

[arctic talon]

No, they had a rule for it in one detach in 10e, and in Crusade in 9e

It was for Wazdakka's redda paint

[magic niche]

Aww damn

😔

[arctic talon]

This is the paint

[magic niche]

I see I see

[solid horizon]

back in ye olden times, your army rules were determined by what was the color of your army in most armies

[magic niche]

What are genestealers like?

[solid horizon]

@rose thorn

educate the lad

[magic niche]

Local genestealer main?

[solid horizon]

yes

[magic niche]

Which one do you main, John?

if any

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/defiler-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marines-execute-gif-23589832

[vagrant fox]

Klan kultur used to affect your army but I don't remember exactly. That's the closest I can think of

[magic niche]

Oh Khorne?

[solid horizon]

no

chaos undivided

[magic niche]

Ohhhh

[solid horizon]

I only run machines

[magic niche]

I didn't know that was a specific faction tbh

[solid horizon]

strategic mistake to some, terrifying to others

[arctic talon]

you basicially only ran Goffs or Evil Sunz

[solid horizon]

every chaos legions used to be part of the same codex before

[arctic talon]

bcs some of the Clan bonuses were awful

also its

clan

not Klan

💀

Kulture

not Culture

anyways

Fuck off Hadron

[solid horizon]

I still call it chaos undivided because that's what it used to be called

[magic niche]

Kinda weird

[solid horizon]

now the official name is Chaos Space Marines

quite ironic since some detachments allow you to not use space marines

[vagrant fox]

I will never write clan with a c, I'm a klanhead

[solid horizon]

in the detachment I main for example you can chose not to run space marines if you want

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[solid horizon]

I only have one guy because he's the head guy, and for convenience

[arctic talon]

The CSM codex is currently for undivided + god aligned but not the 4 cult legions

lol

[magic niche]

So just vehicles?

[solid horizon]

yup

yes

[magic niche]

How do they play?

[solid horizon]

it's my army's gimmick

uhhh

[arctic talon]

Fast

melee

generalist

[solid horizon]

tbh there are many ways to play them

[arctic talon]

They're marines but killi-er

[magic niche]

Riight okay

[arctic talon]

generally

[solid horizon]

I run them as melee manglers

[arctic talon]

if you wana run cultist spam

be my guest

lol

But generally CSM melee outshines loyalist scum

[solid horizon]

some machines are more specialised than others

[hexed furnace]

Smh if only the allies had a spine when dealing with Germany

[arctic talon]

While their shooting is

eh

[hexed furnace]

Common treaty of Versailles L

[solid horizon]

yeah it's very easy to obliterate space marines as CSM lmao

[arctic talon]

Versailles either had to be softer

or way harder

not the shitty ass middle ground

lol

[hexed furnace]

Exactly

And softer would mean the dudes who started the war were left unpunished

[solid horizon]

if you run them as world eaters, there is a chance you will score better ranged ironically

[magic niche]

Ohh damn

[arctic talon]

World eaters ranged is goofy

lol

[solid horizon]

since they're more intended as a protection for foot guys

[arctic talon]

World eaters are their own codex

tbf

[solid horizon]

but yeah ti's very drunk

[arctic talon]

mfw I see rapidfire 3 on a fucking las cannon

[solid horizon]

SUSTAINED HITS 4

their defiler is pretty goofy

[arctic talon]

the dreaded rapid fire + sussy hits combo

lol

[magic niche]

How do you guys feel about the Total War 40k game?

sorry if this is a lot of questions

[arctic talon]

Excited but also not touching it for like a year lol

[magic niche]

I'm just curious

[solid horizon]

you can use its weapons while it's not your turn if you are feeling menaced

[arctic talon]

DLC will fill in slowly

[magic niche]

Fair

[arctic talon]

also I like the idea of build a bear characters

its a core part of warhammer

[gleaming gale]

Rome 2 launch moment

[arctic talon]

to have your own glup shitto

for your faction

[magic niche]

Idgaf about ultramarines 😭

[rose thorn]

hellooo

whats up

whats the quesiton

[arctic talon]

Well its not even ultramarines

[vagrant fox]

Very interested in tw40k, but wait and see

[arctic talon]

for the launch marines

its just basic codex compliant marines

[solid horizon]

the lad wants to know how genestealers play

[rose thorn]

OH r

[arctic talon]

sneaky

melee

shooty

squishy

[rose thorn]

rn they are a melee army mostly

[solid horizon]

REMOTE BOOM BOOM

[rose thorn]

but they are alwasy sneaky and swarms

[arctic talon]

oh also IED's

[rose thorn]

yeah lol

[arctic talon]

if you like GSC

[rose thorn]

also hero hammer

[arctic talon]

you'll be chucking out more IED's then the average insurgency

[magic niche]

Oh, I was just curious about how they play in tabletop? 👀

[rose thorn]

shockingly we actually have more than 1 playstyle

[magic niche]

I see

[rose thorn]

vehicle spam, shooting spam, and melee spam

/j

[solid horizon]

step 1 : get GSC army
step 2 : paint them as IRA
step 3 : play against praetorian guard

[arctic talon]

500 bikers

[arctic talon]

aint no fucking way we got the black and tans in 40k

[magic niche]

oh are there stealth mechanics?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

almost every army in 40k

has stealth mechanics

aside from fucking world eaters except for 1 unit of cultists

lol

[solid horizon]

yeah, they have pretty good snipers too

[rose thorn]

yeah but we kinda lost our unqiue stealth emchancis this edition

[solid horizon]

snipers with lone op is quite oppressive

[arctic talon]

okay but extra 6" of no detection

fucking jeanstealers

[rose thorn]

we use to have fake depoys and unit swapping and like 3 inch away teleports lmao

[rose thorn]

boy i cant wait for the 14 space marine units htat ignore that!

[arctic talon]

Seems like nothing is going to be able to ignore it

so far lol

[magic niche]

Does that give bonuses to hitting stuff or something?

[arctic talon]

No

[solid horizon]

I will eat their souls for you 🫡

[arctic talon]

its just you can't shoot them

at all

its a new thing in 11e

[rose thorn]

im waiting on the 11th edition codex

[arctic talon]

that infantry when near ruins get a "bubble" of no shooty

[rose thorn]

for GSC

[arctic talon]

until they engage

[median star]

chads

[magic niche]

That's interesting

[solid horizon]

I love that capture points are no longer strategic aura of my ass

[arctic talon]

I miss circles

[solid horizon]

I dont

[arctic talon]

they've been an iconic part of 40k since like

5e

[gleaming gale]

Fucker left instantly after the most mild engagement

[solid horizon]

I've always played with objective buildings since 5e

[median star]

places to be

[solid horizon]

I miss the spread and blast thingmabobs

[arctic talon]

Mfw we had to fucking kill the phaeron

[magic niche]

Who do you main, Monsieur Wolf

or elite

[arctic talon]

Admech

just call me elite

[magic niche]

idk what to call you

[arctic talon]

or smthing

[solid horizon]

admech fella

[arctic talon]

this name is old as fuck

💀

I made it when i was in middle school

[magic niche]

Fair

[arctic talon]

I really should change it

anyways yeah admech

[magic niche]

How are they?

[arctic talon]

Rn

mid as fuck

[solid horizon]

we often jokingly clash because I play dark mech and he plays ad mech

[arctic talon]

but generally playstyle wise is like

[solid horizon]

yeah they are mid

[arctic talon]

mixed infantry/vehicles

[gleaming gale]

Are skits still point per dollar?

[arctic talon]

lots of toolbox stuff

[arctic talon]

they cost more then they did in 9e and 8e

ironically

admech got more elite in 10e

despite having weaker datasheets

lol

[solid horizon]

skits are very brittle

[magic niche]

Do you have skitarii?

[arctic talon]

Yes

I have like

[solid horizon]

a lot

[arctic talon]

a lot of them

too many

[magic niche]

Playing the class early smh

[arctic talon]

too many skittles

I gotta repaint a chunk of em

lol

[magic niche]

Skittles 😭

[solid horizon]

seeing the darktide model felt so weird to me

because I know the cast by heart

[magic niche]

Oh yeah, have you ever seen arbites in tabletop?

[solid horizon]

yes

[magic niche]

PEAK

[solid horizon]

they are nearly the same as in darktide

except they are y'know

humans

[arctic talon]

more chudtarii

[solid horizon]

with everything it implies

[magic niche]

I'm guessing they're tanky, but have mobile dogs?

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[arctic talon]

Admech is

very mobile

lol

The army is tanky for its cost

if that makes sense?

you are still human

[solid horizon]

onager dunecrawler is tough

[magic niche]

I meant arbites, but I see

[arctic talon]

Oh arbites

arbites are slow as fuck

and tanky as fuck

lol

or their price

they lack good threat range and damage though

not their own army

[solid horizon]

agents of the imperium

[magic niche]

Which army are they from?

Ohh

[solid horizon]

frankenstein army

[gleaming gale]

The kill team army

[solid horizon]

it's just FBI but warhammer

[magic niche]

So like arbites, enforcers, inquisitorial agents?

that typa thing

[solid horizon]

sisters

arbitrators

[gleaming gale]

And navy breachers

[magic niche]

Ohhh cool

[solid horizon]

inquisitors

navy breachers

they have access to knights and tanks as allies

[magic niche]

I'm not familiar?

[arctic talon]

boarding specialists

[gleaming gale]

What guardsmen dream to be

[arctic talon]

for the navy

also known as

an incredibly shit and dangerous job

lol

[solid horizon]

g men

agents of the imperium is basically the gmen faciton

[magic niche]

Right right

[magic niche]

I like their triple barrel gun

reminds me of Dead Space kinda

[arctic talon]

breachers have the "wonderful" job of boarding ships, and space hulks

and repelling boarding actions

[vagrant fox]

Speaking of skits I hope the ones we get are fucked up

[magic niche]

I hope they're ✨

[solid horizon]

I hope I can have my lobotomy plate head option

[magic niche]

So is there like aquatic combat in 40k?

[arctic talon]

No

[magic niche]

oh

[solid horizon]

yes and no

[arctic talon]

It’s for the space navy

Well

There is

[vagrant fox]

I want early Fallout ghouls with robot bits attached to them

[gleaming gale]

There is but it's relegated to the guard

[arctic talon]

Water combat

[magic niche]

Ohhh right

[arctic talon]

But it’s like the guards job

Ironically

[solid horizon]

didnt fulgrim find his horny daemonic sword on a water planet

[magic niche]

Coast guard

[solid horizon]

or am I mixing stuff up

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[solid horizon]

I need a withholder of lore to correct me

[vagrant fox]

Laeran or whatever it was called was an ocean planet yes

[arctic talon]

Ocean heavy but yes

It was an archipelago

[solid horizon]

yarr

[vagrant fox]

Wasn't it covered by floating coral

Either way e.g. the Moebian 21st were good at water war stuff

[gleaming gale]

Were

[arctic talon]

Also what’s that guard regiment from dark coil

[vagrant fox]

I don't know how many are left after being sent into a hive of all places

[arctic talon]

Who are navy warfare nerds

[rancid cove]

oh wait

@magic niche

Now that you're here

I can show you something

[arctic talon]

And they scream “the emperor condemns”

[rancid cove]

My OC's commission update

[gleaming gale]

Vassago Black Flags?

[solid horizon]

hell nah primarislop helmet 🥀

[arctic talon]

The Lethean Mariner’s

[rancid cove]

whar

[daring creek]

I go its wrong to profile people based off the things they like but then I know someone who is so stereotypically a chud and is a Space King Fan.

[arctic talon]

That’s their name

[vagrant fox]

Oh those guys

[solid horizon]

😔

oh the betrayal

[rancid cove]

It's not, its based on an image I found

ill see if i can find it

[solid horizon]

lynxiee, you treasonous dog

[daring creek]

Blames minorities, thinks the canadian government is Far Left, and being "cucked" by immigrants.

These people are made in factories.

[rancid cove]

@solid horizon helmet is based on this

[outer wave]

Our government right now is like a mid 2000s style conservative government

[solid horizon]

yeah but like that's the faceplate, I meant the whole helmet

[rancid cove]

I told him its a custom artificer mk7 helmet so

[vagrant fox]

I would kill for some more Dark Coil, it wouldn't even have to be a general chatter

I'd sacrifice some lore chatter

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tel-aviv-scared-gif-12016261994639247623

[rancid cove]

btw the background marine dead on the ground is one of the chuds favorite

black templars

:)

[solid horizon]

you mean the classic angry helmet ?

[rancid cove]

yuh yuh

[timid pasture]

Whats his Lore?

[magic niche]

YOO THIS IS SO PEAK

sorry for the late reply

[daring creek]

Being completely honest I do not know what that means please explain

[rancid cove]

Hers*
Leader of my warband, Blood Angel gene-seed

[magic niche]

but yeah, that's metal AF

[timid pasture]

Mb

Ohhh

Never seen that before

[rancid cove]

thanks it cost me heavy dollah

[solid horizon]

I think it looks like a primaris helmet because of these ear covers

[magic niche]

WORTH

[solid horizon]

it's funny tbh because the chaos mk7 is either the horned helmet or the skull helmet that was on my previous pfp

[rancid cove]

I mean these are also firstborn

[daring creek]

My lovely chud retributors

[outer wave]

We're basically conservative in the sense that we're economically conservative (very private owning company enabling, generally capitalistic), but socially we're like centre? I know Carney apparently has a non binary child

Basically not MAGA conservative

[daring creek]

They drew me into warhammer ngl

[rancid cove]

It's me homebrew stuff
The leaders armor is completely black just for personal wishes but the warbands color scheme varies

[vagrant fox]

Retributors have one instance of aura, wanked to high heavens. The kids these days don't do it organically anymore

[solid horizon]

no ear cover there

[daring creek]

Interesting.

I hear the taxes are high over there and are added onto the price of things

[rose thorn]

warhammer needs more polyamory

[rancid cove]

Oh well its such a small detail that i dont mind tbh

[daring creek]

The animation is good thats all I can say lmao

[rancid cove]

Theyre cool till GW retconned their legion of origin

theyre notIF anymore

[vagrant fox]

That's true

[rancid cove]

its unknown now

[outer wave]

Yep we got taxes on items over here

[rose thorn]

yes this is why i like ynnari lmao

[daring creek]

Oh what

aw

[gleaming gale]

That's an improvement

[rancid cove]

yeah now its unconfirmed legion of origin

[solid horizon]

my beloved chuds

skull boyo my man

[rose thorn]

oh arent these the red carnage guys who got fucking erased formthe lore

[rancid cove]

To make you happy, i have a commission of a major warband character who has horns
hes possessed and theyre organic horns

[solid horizon]

no

[rose thorn]

they were BBEG of like 6th

[daring creek]

I'm curious to what the government is actually like because said friend likes to blame immigrants for everything lmao.

Then again I should just process it as racist stupidity.

[solid horizon]

I think it's just crimson slaughter

[rose thorn]

oh eya h

what the fuck happeend to them lmao

[solid horizon]

idk

krannon fled like a gigachad

[rose thorn]

did htey get a lore ending or like abandoned

[solid horizon]

dark gays failed to take his head off

[daring creek]

I have times I just want to block him

[rose thorn]

lol

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[outer wave]

I like it up here, but you'll always have your loud mouths talking about Indians or Chinese or whoever is to blame for the week. It definitely has symptoms that could become a mini America, but at the current we're doing alright.

[vagrant fox]

Many such cases, I've put up with this guy for 10 years and a third of the time I can't even stand him

[rancid cove]

Little reference image of how his horns should look like

[solid horizon]

but yeah @rancid cove if you need reference, that's what chaos mk7 helmets tend to look like

[rancid cove]

I see

eh its a small detail i never noticed anyway and tbh idc that much

keep an eye moving forward tho

[solid horizon]

yeah dw I just wanted to tease yo

[vagrant fox]

The faction that salvages its gear fourth-hand doesn't need standardisation

[rancid cove]

i cant wait to see my possessed chud full size

still have to name him

thought about naming him something complex

[solid horizon]

doesnt lynx's warband have a dark mech to build their shit tho

[rancid cove]

not really no

theyre allied but they dont build shit for them

[solid horizon]

Schizophrenus Rex

[rancid cove]

its more of a

pay up or fuck off

[solid horizon]

same thing

customer 🫵

[daring creek]

Literally says he wants to move to LA because he hates being in canada and I'm like what the HELL are you smoking

[outer wave]

He just hates it because immigrants, cost of living, all of the above?

[daring creek]

Dude wants more policing in black neighborhoods too

fucker.

[outer wave]

Weird ass

[rancid cove]

he is basically schizophrenic since hes always talking with the daemon and always trails off during the conversations to the point of drooling even

[floral willow]

It’s always space king isn’t it?

[solid horizon]

is it bad if I give silly names to my daemon engines

[daring creek]

Nope

[solid horizon]

the decimator twins have a name but like it's very original

iron within and iron without

I decided I'd call my bloodslaughterer Ahab

[rancid cove]

My possessed shall be named... Dralkhur because fuck off

[gleaming gale]

Kitbash harpoons on it

[solid horizon]

Drukhari

[floral willow]

Art of Xarl iirc

[rose thorn]

the only warhammer polyamory i can think of atm

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/pharrell-happy-song-cause-i'm-happy-it-might-seem-crazy-what-i'm-'bout-to-say-piece-by-piece-gif-2611474076912689826

its the fella's whole gimmick

[rancid cove]

Yup
Only differences is that he doesn't have the night lord wings and no chainmail

[solid horizon]

hence the name

carni fishing time

[floral willow]

I love the first claw art

[rancid cove]

Same too bad theyre homeless people who aura farm on normal humans

not Xarl tho

[floral willow]

I’ve been procrastinating on reading that book, i need to get around to it

[rancid cove]

him and Lucoryphus were moving like chads as always

[floral willow]

Mah boy Talos

[rancid cove]

Talos is a FRAUD

[solid horizon]

my kytan shall very cleverly be named "Iron Man"

[floral willow]

HEYYY!

[rancid cove]

name him robert dawny jr

[outer wave]

The polygamy group coming out to face the landlord (their rent is due)

[solid horizon]

sir

tis a black sabbath reference sir

[rancid cove]

nvm youre cool

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[floral willow]

Are you sad because of the blood angels sword Lynxie?

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3-QqGVt-tM theme of my whole army tbh

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[sacred ginkgo]

excellent work

[solid horizon]

last thing you hear before the decimator comes back to life to grill your ass

[daring creek]

if the polygam cant afford rent

tf is up w the econ bruh

[vagrant fox]

The current policing seems bad, maybe a little biased towards some kinds of folk

[outer wave]

Trickle down economics but they're only trickling down pennies

[vagrant fox]

Great idea

[rancid cove]

calls Abaddon a failure despite being the only NL left who TRIED TO CONVINCE HIMSELF that he wanted to be a hero
always passess out in the middle of fights into a full blown stroke attack for some dreams
hypocrite
refuses the power of chaos like the dumb mf he is
gets destroyed by a loyalist champion

smh smh

fraud

[rose thorn]

The only polyamory in Warhammer I can find is elves

[solid horizon]

night lords are big losers

[rose thorn]

And aelves

[solid horizon]

imagine being blue

and red

[floral willow]

I prefer to flay without someone looking down my back, thank you very much

[solid horizon]

those are spiderman colors

[rancid cove]

Night Lords are losers, Talos is a fraud

[sacred ginkgo]

We can't trickle down pennies they don't mint them

[rancid cove]

do you know the ending to the book?

[outer wave]

Nickles then, next best thing

[floral willow]

yes..

[rose thorn]

My friend has 4 partners living in the same how and they are still broke

[rancid cove]

then that point doesnt even make sense

[solid horizon]

fortunately for my own safety, I slander night lords in the back of my night lord main friends

I wouldnt want my scalp stretched on someone's pauldron

[floral willow]

[solid horizon]

whats that 6 man warband gonna do, piss on my shoes ?

[rancid cove]

Yeah, frown upon the truth

[floral willow]

yes

[floral willow]

I WILL!

[rancid cove]

dont pick up a fork, they might run in fear of you being armed

[solid horizon]

stray dog behaviour

[rancid cove]

Talos if he ever tried to do half of what other Night Lords warband do

[solid horizon]

[rose thorn]

If they releases battalion box with the Ynnari trio and other eldar bullshit I’ll get it

[outer wave]

Why he looking like a cacaeodemon?

[rancid cove]

love how Conquest just completely regenerates back to how he normally looks

[rose thorn]

Put this on the list of empty promises

[floral willow]

Invisible logic

[rancid cove]

he got his ahh jumped

[outer wave]

Damn

[rancid cove]

IF YOURE INVINCIBLE WHY CAN I STILL SEE YOU

[solid horizon]

benefit of cover denied, thats why

[floral willow]

Speaking of it, that recent season was very good

[solid horizon]

I should sleep

me eyes dont work no more

and tis 4 am

[floral willow]

Then sleep!

[solid horizon]

see yall

[rancid cove]

sleep sleep little chuddy

[rancid cove]

till tomorrow john evil

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-sleep-sleepy-time-vampire-rest-gif-8684949012992361821

[floral willow]

Good night John
Evil

[floral willow]

I forgot how mangled Conquest looked after that

[rose thorn]

Tbh I am suprised ynnari didn’t their own detachment

A new one*

For the 3 new detachment thing

[rancid cove]

i havent seen it yet but the clips ive seen are slowly convincing me

[rose thorn]

I expected a normal CW one, a harlequin one, and a ynnair one

[rancid cove]

every time i see cw i either think of clone wars or the shitty the flash show

[floral willow]

It’s a very good series, I’d recommend it

[floral willow]

Animation can be kinda bad at times, but that’s more on Amazon not giving enough money or smth, and kirkman hiring so many A list actors/voice actors

I wouldn’t say the animation is THAT bad though

[rancid cove]

Dilara wouldve flayed you alive over that

[floral willow]

Over what?

[magic niche]

Why do people talk about Dilara like a dark souls boss?

Making me nervous

[storm jungle]

I dont know ngl

maybe they're just haters

[magic niche]

AAAA

RUN

[solid horizon]

That's what a dark souls boss would say

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480796079027912794/1502113487256682687/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[rancid cove]

She's more like a crackhead behind a Denny's holding a gun to your head

[floral willow]

you won’t flay me alive will you?

[storm jungle]

No because you arent like half the internet bitching about the animation every episode lmao

ironically that has become more obnoxious than the animation issues itself imo

[floral willow]

yay I’m not getting skinned

[rancid cove]

yet

[floral willow]

Good enough

[solid horizon]

Your day will come

[rancid cove]

i have made the perfect sticker against the chuds

[storm jungle]

It kinda drives me up the wall when people point to that viltrumite at the background disappearing or whatever and its like who cares my man 💀

im too busy watching Steve Harbey beat up Oliver

[rancid cove]

have you seen Mark having the same face as Nolan in the episode they fight Thragg?

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOD YES

[floral willow]

Yeah I usually thought the animation issues weren’t that obvious, the viltrumite disappearing was just funny

[solid horizon]

People complaining about bad animation when I break their legs (they aren't animated so well anymore)

[storm jungle]

^

[timid pasture]

KEEP POSTING HERETIC!! I GOT THIS CORPSE WORSHIPPER UNDER CONTROL

[rancid cove]

Dear god...

[storm jungle]

YEET

also i think the worst part is like the constant uh

"this character is a fraud"

[storm jungle]

"this character is so weak"

"mark constantly loses"

like I GET IT

SHUT UP

[timid pasture]

I got the World eaters one

[floral willow]

Are you talking about the community or the actual show?

[storm jungle]

Both

[timid pasture]

Fucking hated when people said this about the deep or homelander dying

[rancid cove]

i have the tsons one

[storm jungle]

they make such a shitfling out of Mark losing when all his enemies are like WMD tier threats lmfao

[solid horizon]

If it wasn't for the eye of horus I wouldnt trust a no-horner

[storm jungle]

SAME

[rancid cove]

Power scaling and fraud watch has ruined fandoms

[storm jungle]

Homelander is worse imo because its incels being upset at his mask slipping finally

to the point that even Musk got mad at it

[solid horizon]

Woke virus

[timid pasture]

I hate the people that say homelander is just a trump parody

[floral willow]

Also annoys me when people talk about how invincible is a bad superhero???

[storm jungle]

Yea same reason im kinda sick of the Oliver hating, he literally sacrificed his life like 3 times to help Mark but all we get is "oh hes just a dumbass"

YEA HES A FUCKING KID

[storm jungle]

Hes a parody of america at large but a lot of the stuff he does is a mockery of the republican party yeah

its more that donald SOMEHOW emulates homelander

which is insane

[solid horizon]

John republican

[rancid cove]

ngl some of the comments are kinda funny
"Oliver theres this villain that has the power to kill anyone named Oliver Grayson, please dont go fight him"
Oliver:

https://tenor.com/hsy6QIwBOfl.gif

[floral willow]

Sickening

[timid pasture]

I Dont understand why people especially on Twitter think pointing out the most obvious things that are explained in the show think is a clever way to shit on something or a character

Like u feel me?

[timid pasture]

ye

Thats true

[storm jungle]

Its just how twitter is.

Never forget how people were shitting on Thragg and switched INSTANTLY next week.

Its the most perfect showcase of how flimsy that entire sphere is i think.

[timid pasture]

I Found the hazbin hotel fraud Watch memes On tiktok funny af

[rancid cove]

People have become so used to being spoon-fed information that nuance and foreshadowing have lost all its meaning
if the show doesnt constantly put flashbacks to why the current scene means so much from past scenes they dont get it

[storm jungle]

^

[timid pasture]

For real

[rancid cove]

Stranger Things literally spoon feeds you why the current plot with the Vecna fght on the recent season WITH CONSTANT FUCKING FLASHBACKS

OF THE CHARACTERS

[timid pasture]

Thats for sure whats happening

[floral willow]

Spoilers for invincible

||But I did like conquest’s last fight, it wasn’t a crazily choreographed fight or anything, but the lack of “proper” fighting conquest had made me happy to see him die that way, overall, obvious opinion but just wanted to say it||

[rancid cove]

SUFFERING

[timid pasture]

Really noticed that on the boys s5

[rancid cove]

LIKE JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE

[storm jungle]

Conquest is basically an animal so it checks out

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/MKKD0QztaU.gif

[storm jungle]

hes essentially a dog that had to be put down

[timid pasture]

Well tbf that whole thing was made by chatgpt

[storm jungle]

its what makes Nolan giving him a burial really neat

[timid pasture]

Yeeee

Top 3 invincible fight oat

[rancid cove]

itwas directed by Israelflix so it make sense

[floral willow]

Spoilers for invincible

||I also can’t believe Optimus died… :(||

[storm jungle]

That shit was as sudden as it was in the comic believe me

"ALL OF YOU ARE NEXT."

nah fam im out

https://klipy.com/gifs/goodnight-bye-5

[floral willow]

I still think it’s funny that people thought thragg was weak

[storm jungle]

Its hilariosu because a decade ago thats what happened when he showed up in the comics as well btw.

People were complaining hes just a fraud

Someone found a forum thread about it, it was hilarious

[rancid cove]

"We?! Who's WE?! You speaking French?!"

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[floral willow]

I didn’t even see the comics, or know what was coming, but I didn’t think “oh, he didn’t fight all the characters the first time he sees them, he must be weak”

[storm jungle]

yeah its like bro fucking WAIT

like as lynx said

a character has to show their "aura" the moment they appear or they are a fraud

so fucking sick of that powerscaling culture honestly

[rancid cove]

I am not gonna lie, despite my deep rooted hatred for fraud watch and aura and power scaling shit, the switch up from Thragg from one episode to another was so hilarious

[floral willow]

That fucking impact frame…

[rancid cove]

"Thragg is on fraud wa- WHAT THE FUCK"

[storm jungle]

I was one of the few people who were just

"We'll be accepting your apologies next week."

I had the apology forms for the Grand Regent ready

[rancid cove]

I was waiting

[storm jungle]

the best part is the animators went extra and gave thragg SO MUCH extra characterisation too

most of the stuff he does in the episode is not in the comic

[floral willow]

I was just in shock, when he DREW HIM IN BY WINDING UP THE PUNCH

[quiet orchid]

did you watch the new season?

[storm jungle]

A VORTEX PUNCH YEA

like what the fuck

[jade holly]

The Animation budget whenever Thragg or Conqeust is on screen: 🔥

[storm jungle]

SEND HIS ASS BACK TO ORBIT

[rancid cove]

Grand Regent, Grand Regent! Please, I always believed in your aura... I knew you weren't on fraud watch. Please, give me an autograph

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

LITERALLY ME

[rancid cove]

I want to rewatch the first seasons first to recap

[timid pasture]

This was such a bad invincible era

[storm jungle]

You know its horrible even tho it lasted a week too

just oof

[timid pasture]

That One week Were everyone thought thragg was a fraud

[jade holly]

Season 5’s probably gonna be slower and more slice of esque

[timid pasture]

yeee

[storm jungle]

Yeah things are gonna slow down a bit

this entire season was just endless epic action/war stuff

[jade holly]

Comic spoiler ||Besides the whole you know what with that funny reptilian dude||

[storm jungle]

like 3-4 eps back to back no less

[rancid cove]

Thragg showed them whats up
Now they glaze him so much they genuinely think he can live up to fight Superman
SON

[storm jungle]

again im jealous of people that didnt know the impact frame

[floral willow]

I like this

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/zoom-in-78

Like NAH MAN

[jade holly]

Me when I see a Swiss roll

[storm jungle]

Lucan is so fucking funny

i really love how much they kept the NPC viltrumites around from S2

[floral willow]

I saw that In the trailer, but I forgot and didn’t realise it’d be then, holy shit..

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[jade holly]

Can’t wait for ||Love Machine Kreeg||🗣️ 🔥

[rancid cove]

Despite me liking Anissa I am so fucking afraid of the vile shit people are gonna say when that episode gets animated

[storm jungle]

so mad that they spoiled that shot but I know tons of people that also didnt see it so damn them

[storm jungle]

You already saw it

[lament shoal]

If it even does

[storm jungle]

also people ridiculing Eve for the abortion

SHES A TEENAGER

💀

[solid horizon]

Yuri @magic niche

[floral willow]

Oh god, not those videos…

[storm jungle]

its not even vids its like social media stuff

[rancid cove]

dawg
I saw a clip of Thragg grabbing her by her face on Instagram and people on the comments wwere saying "she deserves this"
"holy strength upscale"
"how hes holding such an heavy object"

THEY ALL DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE

[magic niche]

Interesting interesting

[storm jungle]

even tho its one of the few cases ive seen of it in fiction where its actually addressed

[rancid cove]

yeah theyre gonna start saying Anissa is better than Eve

[jade holly]

Like how it was shown for Hughie in The Boys S3?

[floral willow]

Reminds me of that boys thing

[lament shoal]

These are the same people who think they’d wanna be in Denji’s situation too lol

[floral willow]

True

[storm jungle]

but we are like prob 2-3 seasons away from that so we'll see

[jade holly]

You know what I hope to see in a future Invincible season?

[floral willow]

Nonetheless I’m excited to see the future seasons, even if it’ll be a while

[jade holly]

Spoiler again ||Every episode in a season cutting to Thragg and Battle Beast throwing hands as a “meanwhile” gag the entire season||

[rancid cove]

Me looking at the commission sheet I sent the artist using Anissa as reference for my OC knowing full well that scene is nearing getting animated

[solid horizon]

[rancid cove]

"meanwhile on another planet"

[storm jungle]

Yeah same lol like i said we got awhile to go

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/DiscordPreviews/status/2059398195864637450
https://fixvx.com/scryocat/status/2059752552002994599

Discord Previews (@DiscordPreviews)

Discord is adding Spatial Audio support for voice channels, so you can hear your friends as if you were talking next to each other!

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 10:16 PM

scryo (@scryocat)

discord has given us the e-cuck chair for even more immersive e-sex

QRT: DiscordPreviews
Discord is adding Spatial Audio support for voice channels, so you can hear your friends as if you were talking next to each other!

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 27, 2026, 9:44 PM

[solid horizon]

Sexual assault is bad guys

Unless it's daemonculaba

[jade holly]

@heady rivet holy fuck I thought you got hacked

[floral willow]

Yeah same..

[heady rivet]

Source?

[rancid cove]

the daemonculaba isent even efficient

[rancid cove]

[jade holly]

Don’t just pop in and drop something like that you terrified me

[heady rivet]

No just making cuckold jokes dw

[solid horizon]

No but it's interesting

[rancid cove]

HEY TO BE HONEST
SHE STILL GOOD LOOKING
ID LET HER-

[solid horizon]

Mad science is a mindset, not a result

[jade holly]

You think Perturabo could fight Imotekh well?

[storm jungle]

Bile is like

"Why do all this shit, just grow them in tubes lmao"

[solid horizon]

Clearly you're not on the mad science grindset

[heady rivet]

For clarifications sake I want to note this is a bit

[quiet orchid]

stop

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

isn't funny

[storm jungle]

Lynx you are gonna get banned again

LMAO

[rancid cove]

TRUE

I should really stop

[storm jungle]

yeah also delete those

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[lament shoal]

Israel is watching

[magic niche]

AGAIN??

[lament shoal]

Careful

[storm jungle]

Discord reports

[quiet orchid]

I already told you, can you start listen?

[storm jungle]

i also suffered one too

[solid horizon]

Same

[heady rivet]

THATS the real Rapist impressed

[heady rivet]

I beat the charges on mine 💪

[solid horizon]

My alt got suspended for a day for a very silly reason

[magic niche]

Lorechat lore goes deep

[solid horizon]

Do not the a minor string

[lament shoal]

There’s been a mole in here for a while

That’s how they got banned

[storm jungle]

I basically said Donnie should get run over by a car

so someone reported it

LMAO

[magic niche]

Oh

[storm jungle]

yea its very basic shit

[solid horizon]

Feed Donnie to the soulforge

Wait

[solid horizon]

Dont do it he doesn't have a soul

[floral willow]

Oh no

[lament shoal]

Donnie should get run over by a car (in Minecraft)

[magic niche]

You got banned off discord as a whole?

[storm jungle]

no like a warning

[rancid cove]

its a 24h mute

[storm jungle]

i couldnt use discord for 24 hours

[magic niche]

Ohh okay

[storm jungle]

i had to use emojis to communicate

lmao

[heady rivet]

Nah they just mute you and you gotta talk like its a ouija board

[storm jungle]

it happened to like 3 users in lorechat too it was hilarious

we were playing ouija

[heady rivet]

Weegee

[solid horizon]

Ouija board

[heady rivet]

Lynxie? Not surprised

[magic niche]

People must say things like this all the time is why I find it weird

[daring creek]

charile charile

[storm jungle]

it was a specific targeted attack i think

[quiet orchid]

She'll kill you

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/c49EBzw4tfG.gif

[heady rivet]

She'll need to buy a Munda gang first

[magic niche]

I mean more like idk why discord cares

[storm jungle]

Because at the end of the day its a corporation so alas

[magic niche]

True ig

[floral willow]

I can’t tell if Rocksolid is actually meant to be a person or if I’m a fool

[solid horizon]

The discord overlords are watching

[rancid cove]

the mossad is watching

[daring creek]

I mean theres flat out evidence twitter is being hard botted.

[solid horizon]

You give Mossad too much credit

[floral willow]

Oh it definitely is

[solid horizon]

I napped all day and now can't sleep despite having tired eyes

Terrible feeling

[rancid cove]

HE HAS THE AVERAGE OF 67?!?!

[magic niche]

DIE

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[magic niche]

Idk if I should tell people to die when a mod is here

Oh well

[solid horizon]

Sigseven

[gleaming gale]

Sigseven

[floral willow]

I give you permission, you can tell me to die

[magic niche]

I don’t want you to die though, you haven’t said it

[solid horizon]

Mods tell you to die tho

[floral willow]

67

[lament shoal]

Every now and then a whiny conservative will see a comment in here that hurts their feelings

[solid horizon]

If you knew how many times Dilara killed me

[magic niche]

PERISH, FIEND

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[floral willow]

[magic niche]

And they report it, I see

[solid horizon]

Cease your mortal activities

Now

[rancid cove]

we've had this mole for a while now

[gleaming gale]

[magic niche]

Have they gone now?

[rancid cove]

we have no clue

[solid horizon]

I am the mole

[gleaming gale]

No, I am the mole

[magic niche]

Well now there’s 2 because I’m about to REPORT ALL OF YOU (jk)

[solid horizon]

Cause I can't see shit

[jade holly]

It’s 10:33 I need to take the trash out

[magic niche]

Oh

4

[jade holly]

But I’m in bed

And I’m comfy

truly a debacle

[rancid cove]

i will find you and kill you

[solid horizon]

Do you have necrons and pizza to comfort you

[quiet orchid]

I'm the mole

[floral willow]

then get out of bed

[jade holly]

Lazy

[rancid cove]

BETRAYAL!!!

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hux-spy-hux-general-hux-tros-spy-gif-9947079008283978284

[rancid cove]

LMFAO

[magic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/mole-cute-cute-mole-kuroiwa-judgment-gif-7088429688355117093

[solid horizon]

He could be in this very room

[magic niche]

Mole

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[solid horizon]

It could be one of us

[gleaming gale]

I groaned so hard when I saw this

[solid horizon]

It could be you, it could be even be me

[magic niche]

He could be in this very room..

[storm jungle]

Actual peak

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-balloon-flying-camera-jumpscare-gif-26230183

[storm jungle]

tbh you gotta admit

him just acting innocent

then Pryde fucking killing him was hilarios

[magic niche]

Beat me to it

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2spy-he-could-be-any-one-of-us-gif-22141763

[arctic talon]

he could be you, he could be me, it could even be

[quiet orchid]

you did it first when u don't told me about the new commission

you do it w yourself

now burn in hell

[lament shoal]

Red spy in lore chat

[magic niche]

Gets muted

[rancid cove]

"Yeah guys I killed entire planets to keep my plan from being found out! The nazi speech? Just an act..."

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

TROS has a lot of randomly funny moments ngl

[gleaming gale]

They fly now?

[arctic talon]

I'd assume he flipped after the whole him being a hitler stand in

[storm jungle]

THEY FLY NOW.

[arctic talon]

not that one