40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

had a brain fart

hold on

[rose thorn]

40k's art is just not explaining hsit lmao

[rancid cove]

as extensively detailed as possible

[rose thorn]

lampshading and 40k

[solid horizon]

dont explain everything

kills imagination

embrace funny plot holes

[rose thorn]

working on my sylvaneth glave, their loreis that they live on flying islands and hid all thier soulpods across the realms to not go extinct lmao

what are htey doing burying thier dead in shyish?

idk

[rancid cove]

tbh I might give it a re-do to make it more simple, but still
I was pretty happy with what I had writen till now

[solid horizon]

yeah polishing never hurts

[rose thorn]

@arctic talon also its funny learning that basically every order faction has perosnallyfound a way to piss off nagash is quite funny

[young pecan]

And the target audience damn sure can't read half of them

[rancid cove]

i might keep the overview how it is

because its just 6k long due to the backstory

[young pecan]

How do the lizards do it?

[rose thorn]

their souls are made of magic space goo so they can be regrown in their special magical pools

thats why we had guys who got omega obliterated in old world be reborn in aos

whos the white guy wiht the scar?

[daring creek]

How much do you aim to write in a day?

[young pecan]

That's super plot armor but it's for my favorite guys so I'm gonna gobble that up

[daring creek]

I average around 200 300 or so...

[solid horizon]

maybe I should write down my warband/cult's story instead of keeping it in my mind like a lunatic

[rose thorn]

i try to first write as much of my ideas i can down and then stop looking at it for a dya, then reread it once i forgot it and fix everythign i dont like

[solid horizon]

there is yet more epic battles to come

[rose thorn]

then i do that for liek 2 weeks until its perfect

[rancid cove]

thats what I was doing early but people told me to write it so i wouldnt forget
those 16k words are not even half of what i had in my mind

[daring creek]

Ah. Makes me feel less guilty about my process

Because it can be really off n on for me

[rose thorn]

you shoudl have at least 4 drafts tbh

[daring creek]

I actually like

[young pecan]

Gor-Rok?

[daring creek]

Considered my first draft completed this week

I think its around 5k words?

[solid horizon]

I roleplayed as my dark magos before his coup in skitarii chat, surprising how ell it works lmao

[rancid cove]

Write. Read outlout. Fix. Repeat.
I note down every idea on my phone and then write the actual shit on my pc.

That's what I always do

[rose thorn]

yeah him he was reborn recently but btecause he is so fucking old he got dementia

[solid horizon]

"yes yes steel is strong and all... but have you considered replacing your body with steel and build flesh OVER it ?"

[daring creek]

Fuck I want a shaurma now

[young pecan]

He was already not there mentally in Old World anyway, right?

Just sat on the top of a temple in the sun forever until he was ordered to go kill something

[arctic talon]

He deserves it

[rancid cove]

Doesn't sound as cool as you think it does cause it lacks proper formal language and long pauses between phrases

[rose thorn]

well he is currently raging a 3 man war agaisnt nurgle lmao

[solid horizon]

vulgarised summary

[young pecan]

Are those other two guys supposed to be more important than they look or are they really just two random poor bastards that he's dragged with him

[rancid cove]

Think like this: How would Ultron/or Dr.DOOM say this?"
Think of a villain and copy their monologue style.

It works wonders for me

[rose thorn]

poor bastards he dragged with them, they ahve names

oh yeah he goes by Kro-Jax now

Ro-tak and So-Kar

[rancid cove]

"Yes, yes! Steel is strong... it's trust-worthy. But has the thought of replacing every single bit of your body with steel and BUILD THE FLESH OVER IT?! No...? How disappointing..."

[rose thorn]

oh wiat he is wagign a 3 man war agasint skaven my bad

[solid horizon]

One is born with weak and flawed flesh, the natural flesh is but a disappointing source of impotence solely intended to be born anew

[rose thorn]

The Jaws of Itzl were once part of a grander warhost sent against the Skaven. Yet a terrible cave-in saw most of the Seraphon buried, including their Starmaster. Only the blessed Kro-Jax, a living wellspring of ferocious Azyrite energy, and a handful of his reptilian fellows escaped. Kro-Jax receives intermittent telepathic commands from the trapped Starmaster, but magical interference from emberstone leaves them scrambled. The Sunblood attempts to heed these orders regardless, even if they drive him to seemingly nonsensical or ferociously violent acts.

[solid horizon]

same dude who trapped his fellow magos in a fully mechanical helbrute btw

[rancid cove]

Splendid!

[solid horizon]

yes yes steel so strong and all, now how hop in the helbrute

[rose thorn]

Imperial Chuds cannot comprehend the holy unity of man, machine, and xenos

[solid horizon]

so true

[solid horizon]

you could theorically abduct every entity of the immaterium to trap them in daemon engines and make it a more navigable place, but imperial chuds are not ready for this theory yet

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/evYC8V4VsDs?si=5DzEN-FLwkw4qtCc

https://youtu.be/DTgx7ErGFTE?si=oiW_Sj8MJ0XU6T7u

[rancid cove]

laati

i have a meme for you

[solid horizon]

why does the fella have glowing eyes

is bro possessed by khorne

[magic niche]

So like

what happens if they stop feeding Big E psykers?

[flat nimbus]

astronomican runs out of gas, bad times for everyone

[daring creek]

Astromican Stops

Warp floods reality

We get touched by everything in the Immaterium

🥀

[solid horizon]

GW stops selling minis

[flat nimbus]

“Oops, Terra just became Cadia 2”

[storm jungle]

The Sol System/Terra explodes

but Big E also likely acends to the Warp and becomes a new astronomican

...so nothing that major probably lol

[magic niche]

oh I see

[daring creek]

We're getting touched by the Star Child vro

[magic niche]

maybe it's kinda a good thing they do that then

[arctic talon]

No

[solid horizon]

yes pls pls vashtorr touch me

[arctic talon]

because its gona be like the birth of slaanesh

lol

and humans are prolly going to get their souls consumed en mass to fuel the ascension of the Dark King

[flat nimbus]

Dark King Dark King Dark King

[magic niche]

A good thing they sacrifice the psykers I mean

[arctic talon]

and also all human souls will be bound to the dark king

likely

oh

compared to the alternative yeah probably

lol

[storm jungle]

Eldar still survived the birth of slaanesh dumbass

also humanity will never get wiped out

[arctic talon]

I didn't say humanity would go extinct

[storm jungle]

so this isnt really a "what if" to consider

[arctic talon]

I just said it would be bad

[solid horizon]

eldar arent real wdym

[flat nimbus]

Exodites over here like “are we jokes to you?”

[storm jungle]

you implied it, now explode

[magic niche]

Why Slaanesh specifically?

[arctic talon]

"martian steel wire clippers"

[arctic talon]

because slaanesh's birth much like this hypothetical is highly tied to a single species

Humanity has been fueling the Dark King and The Emperor alike

for centuries

[magic niche]

Ohhh okay

[arctic talon]

10's of millenia rather

lol

and also the Imperium as a whole structurally fuels The Dark King

[surreal nest]

Do slaanesh warbands actually focus on specific excesses or is it just generalized

[magic niche]

Wait, what fuels the other ones then?

[arctic talon]

The Dark King is encroaching ruin

Everything

Everything can fuel the chaos gods

its just that Slaanesh was "born" later

[flat nimbus]

every time you hit the cheer input and it plays “For the Emperor!” or a variation, the Dark King gets a tiny bit bigger

[surreal nest]

I wanna see a slaanesh warband that just follows gluttony

[arctic talon]

do it then

would be fun

[solid horizon]

inflation warband

[surreal nest]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

We do not know what birthed them exactly.

We only know that The Dark King will be born and Slaanesh was born

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[solid horizon]

we have violators, now you know what to call it

[magic niche]

I see I see

Is Nurgle fueled every time someone gets a cold or something?

[solid horizon]

acting like that's not already death guard

[daring creek]

Would you want humanity deleted or nah

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[solid horizon]

some DG units literally have deadly demise ability

[arctic talon]

Yes, but not very much

needs to be more and more ect.

[flat nimbus]

general consensus is ‘yeah everyone is a little warp attuned, so at mass it’s like a waagh field’

[magic niche]

I see I see

[daring creek]

Wait

[magic niche]

and Tzeentch every time someone is... curious or something?

[flat nimbus]

everyone believes emprah’s a god? suddenly he’s becoming one…

[arctic talon]

the more extreme the better

[daring creek]

would chaos want custodes to stop feeding the emperor

[flat nimbus]

depends!

[arctic talon]

Tzeentch is fueled by deceit, thirst of knowledge, change, psyker stuff

[daring creek]

They like the challenge yeah?

[solid horizon]

if one gets a STD, what god is impacted most

[daring creek]

Like the Imperium being deleted is no bueno for them right

[young pecan]

I think only Tzeentch necessarily explicitly likes perpetuating the game rather than getting a win condition IIRC

[flat nimbus]

Nurgle, easy, next question

[magic niche]

Are our darktide psykers fueling him kinda then?

[arctic talon]

all psychic action will fuel tzeentch so yes

minorly

we are not engaging in sorcery

[flat nimbus]

Slaneesh =/= Chaos God Of Sex Stuff

[arctic talon]

which tzeentch really likes

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Av7XUrs7Uw

[flat nimbus]

if the rejects are feeding anyone it’s Big K

[solid horizon]

if slaneeh not about sex then why daemonettes and keeper of secret so sexy

[magic niche]

Also music 🔥

[young pecan]

If gameplay is true to canon, Khorne is absolutely loving what we are doing the most and it's not even close LOL

[flat nimbus]

‘apex’

[solid horizon]

each time you play smoke on the water, slaneesh gets stronger

[magic niche]

Insert that one zealot quote 😭

[young pecan]

Also, there is a light-medium implication that Fanatic Zealot is at least touched by Khorne

[flat nimbus]

so, excessive sexuality, chasing eternally grander highs, is Slaneeshi,

[unique bronze]

Skulllsss... for the gollddeenn throne

[young pecan]

The Chastise quote?

[solid horizon]

khorne touched him ?

[magic niche]

"BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR"

[young pecan]

Yep

[magic niche]

oh yeah yeah

Forgot the ability's name

[daring creek]

fotf

[flat nimbus]

similarly, Loose Cannon can get a bit… excitable about carnage

[daring creek]

fury of the faithful

[solid horizon]

would a daemon prince with a big dick cannon be a slaneeshi thing

[young pecan]

There are also other dialogues between Fanatic and other characters, I think Seer Psyker in particular where he is shown to be a violent and sporadic person

[magic niche]

Female loose cannon fuels Slaanesh

[solid horizon]

god I wish there was an option between professional and loose cannon

[daring creek]

Isn't Slaanesh about doing things perfectly

and excess

[storm jungle]

Hes hedonism in general

[flat nimbus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FXTgZcCBpe4

[young pecan]

MFan: "You don't need to look so scared around me"
MSeer: "Well of course I do, you keep telling me you're going to kill me"
MFan: "That was nae but the heat of the moment! I swear!"

Or something like that

[solid horizon]

seek for thrill and perfection in the most hedonistic way possible

[storm jungle]

tbh thats just to show their unhinged nature lol

you dont need the chaos gods influence to be evil

see Watcher in the Rain

[arctic talon]

The cut throat vet has also seen khorne lol

[young pecan]

How so?

[flat nimbus]

“I get tired just thinkin’ about doin’ things!”

[magic niche]

Female loose cannon is just so op that she fuels Slaanesh

[young pecan]

I play FLC and she doesn't seem to do anything that stands out as Slaaneshi

[magic niche]

(joking)

[young pecan]

She's just a bitch LOL

[magic niche]

Freaktide dialogue

but I'm just messing around, she probably doesn't

[solid horizon]

my main is female loose cannon

it's on the same scale of irritating as DoW cultists

[arctic talon]

Branx pattern arc rifle wtf lol

[young pecan]

Just in tandem with the Chastise quote (which could very well just be a funny nod), it seems like there's a lil somethin somethin up with Fanatic

[arctic talon]

are they making Branx into a forgeworld

[solid horizon]

cHaOs Is sTrooOOooNg !!

[arctic talon]

or is it still just a fucked up industrial world

[flat nimbus]

always love when I get one of the “oh thanks for the update” sass backs

[daring creek]

i really hope its not smite 2

[young pecan]

That's my LEAST favorite part about her

[storm jungle]

Branx Minor is a "forge site", admech are slowly building it up to be a forgeworld

[young pecan]

When someone makes a callout and she just starts bitching at someone

[arctic talon]

Oh not magna, I'm dumb

[storm jungle]

they want the political clout to overtake atoma's failing industrial capacity

[solid horizon]

cant wait to have ogryn skitarii

[arctic talon]

average admech behavior

[flat nimbus]

(In truth same, just, y’know, gotta go for the bit)

[young pecan]

Then when the ogryn says "they were just trying to help", LC says "Don't start taking their side!"

[arctic talon]

[young pecan]

Like DUDE

[arctic talon]

Lore wise they're not

[young pecan]

There wouldn't be a side to pick if you weren't such a massive prick

[arctic talon]

its a literal lightning bolt

[daring creek]

Noice

[solid horizon]

are ogryn skitarii even a thing

[magic niche]

Helldivers arc thrower type shit maybe

[arctic talon]

think that, but longer range

and also louder

[young pecan]

Maybe in the same way that there are technically psyker tech priests

[arctic talon]

It literally sounds like lightning striking when one is fired lore wise

[young pecan]

I.E. no, but rarely

[arctic talon]

it finds the "connection point"

and then it generates the lightning

well arc bolt

[magic niche]

Thunder 🤓 ☝️

[arctic talon]

no it sounds like the physical lightning strike not the thunder

Like when lightning makes something go boom

lol

[magic niche]

Oh damn

[solid horizon]

i thought arc rifles acted like tesla poles, or at least thats what I pictured it as

[arctic talon]

yeah but its like a lightning bolt tesla pole

not like

a sustained thing

[solid horizon]

sadge but also makes sense

iirc it has only one attack on tabletop

does it

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-meme-creepy-gif-23042187

[solid horizon]

yup

I am so happy when the 3 damages successfully land on a knight

[magic niche]

They're made to kill knights???

[solid horizon]

no

[arctic talon]

they're anti vehicle weapons

[magic niche]

quite strong

oh

[arctic talon]

specifically

They fry electronics

and also are pretty good at cracking light to medium armor

[solid horizon]

they fry internal component

[magic niche]

Right I see I see

[young pecan]

AI SLOP

DELETE IT

[storm jungle]

its funny stfu

[solid horizon]

it's like

prehistoric ai slop

[storm jungle]

also J*rma himself is AI slop IRL

so it fits his disgusting nature imo

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/nvm-hello-neighbor-meme-gif-13819849428428257266

[magic niche]

I wish Jerma was real

[young pecan]

me too

[storm jungle]

i dont

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1403167142286725210/1488829626544427142/GATO1.gif

[solid horizon]

whats the deal with germ

I mean jerma

[young pecan]

when you touch things

[magic niche]

Germa (nurgle edition)

[heady rivet]

He used to be funny and then his chat became the unfunniest people ever trying to fish for being "One guy" moments and he started collabing with other streamers that made him change his entire personality

[magic niche]

Servo skulls be like

[daring creek]

"AI slop IRL"

Dilara don't give me brain damage

You bonk me on the head enough

[solid horizon]

it will be alright

dilara kills you so you can come back stronger

[storm jungle]

He is. Sorry.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[daring creek]

this ME

after you speak

,

this cat is really demolished

[storm jungle]

ugly ass cat

[daring creek]

shut up

[storm jungle]

no

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-gif-25538262

[solid horizon]

its ugly

monochrome cat gang

[magic niche]

It's weird seeing people send gifs in this server

[solid horizon]

bro is discovering lore chat just now

imperial truth channel

[daring creek]

Regular Zealot chat more

[magic niche]

-# corpse god

[magic niche]

Scary there

[daring creek]

How so

I realize Hank Aquila and Dilara are probably the most yappy mods in the server

[magic niche]

Someone mentioned the E*fel tower there bro

[daring creek]

brah

[magic niche]

Terrifying

Fr*nce

[magic niche]

😨

[daring creek]

heres some flower gore

[magic niche]

NOO

There were just tryna produce sun for the lawn 😔

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393709411247063140/1461035865626247190/attachment.gif

[magic niche]

AAAAAAAAAA

[daring creek]

I cant tell if this is a baked kirk gen or not

[solid horizon]

we have yet to get this dude explain how a sunflower cannot generate suns

[storm jungle]

You really need to get out of zealot chat

[magic niche]

Yes true

[storm jungle]

i dont know why you made that dogshit pit your hangout spot 😩

[daring creek]

You mean gen chat

[storm jungle]

wait yes genchat

lmao

[daring creek]

dumbass

[magic niche]

@daring creek She's saying I need to avoid it

[storm jungle]

Get her ass

[daring creek]

no dilara is just stupid

go in zealot chat

[storm jungle]

no

[daring creek]

enjoy the brain damage

go inside zealot chat..

[solid horizon]

nah it's a dude who reacts to stupid science shorts and debunks them with his cunning professional nuclear operator experience, and he cannot ever stop mentionning nuclear reactors

[daring creek]

lmfaooo

[sacred ginkgo]

Its not even brain damage we just clown on argus for being wrong about everything

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/@tfolsenuclear

[magic niche]

It's kinda weird how every channel has like its own culture

[storm jungle]

Kinda

[daring creek]

tf bruh

[magic niche]

but maybe that's normal for discord idk

[storm jungle]

yea it is

[daring creek]

we're already half way

[storm jungle]

we also dont really stamp out people talking

while other mods generally do in other servers lol

[sacred ginkgo]

The drg server

[vagrant fox]

Genchat must be deleted

[sacred ginkgo]

Hell

[solid horizon]

it's what happens when every channel is active in a discord server

[magic niche]

I've heard this place is like the polar opposite to the HD2 discord

[daring creek]

also thnx.

At a glance he looks like mr bean

[flat nimbus]

the irony of a 40k chat having lenient mods

“cOmMiSsAr, BaN hIm!”
“lol nah”

[solid horizon]

he reminds me of the Fo1 vault overseer if he wasnt old

[storm jungle]

you'll literally get banned for anything over there lmao

[magic niche]

I think I used the word "democrat" in that server and got timed out, keep in mind the main theme of that game

[storm jungle]

LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY

"no politics allowed"

literally the most political game ever

[daring creek]

I got warned for saying "we should all get along and kiss"

[magic niche]

IT'S POLITICAL SATIRE BRO

[storm jungle]

the devs literally make fun of Donnie's cabinet in some of the Major Orders

[solid horizon]

steam server when you dont politically agree with someone

[flat nimbus]

nothing political about satire, bro

[storm jungle]

also his dumbass decrees

[daring creek]

The Mods are literally just the 4th reich

[storm jungle]

???

[flat nimbus]

now watch this drive

[storm jungle]

Worst part is they also defend actual fascists

so you cannot do anything against morons that are like

"erm super-urf is good actually"

shut the fuck up lol

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-war-why-cant-we-be-friends-how-you-look-right-now-me-talking-gif-26944473

[sacred ginkgo]

Can we not

[magic niche]

WHAT

[daring creek]

Because there's minors in the server. etc.

I notice servers of that size are ususally H E A V I L Y moderated. Like SM2

Sm2 mods actually throw you out

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[magic niche]

Ahhh genchat

glorious genchat

[daring creek]

insanity

[daring creek]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[solid horizon]

I went to genchat for a couple minutes today

felt like lobotomy

[sacred ginkgo]

Idfk

[solid horizon]

yall were right

[sacred ginkgo]

People just say shit

[daring creek]

"I got a nuke in my basement"

[heady rivet]

I threw peanuts around and someone brought up Hitler in a positive light

[magic niche]

That guy is kinda weird btw. He made a sex joke and blocked someone who told him not to

[solid horizon]

nuke in my basement trvke in my mouth

[daring creek]

Ppl just say things casually when I need to actually sit for a second and think about something out of pocket to say for attention

this isnt fucking fair.

[sacred ginkgo]

I got a nuke in my living room
The Alfa Acta Guarantee

[solid horizon]

hitler was so cool and good like

[daring creek]

inb4 the fbi enters gen chat

[magic niche]

👁️ _ 👁️

[solid horizon]

he protected the good german people against evil jews !

so based

[heady rivet]

@storm jungle kill him to death

Fell for my trap card

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-is-listening-chainsaw-man-csm-kishibe-gif-380842020273379514

[magic niche]

Does Skitarii chat have any stereotypes yet?

[storm jungle]

YES

[daring creek]

No

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6gAmC-fTTc

[storm jungle]

oh my god yes

[daring creek]

oh

[vagrant fox]

Seems every way I look away for a bit this chat goes looney

[daring creek]

Oh okay.

[solid horizon]

yes

[storm jungle]

Yea im on it

[daring creek]

Spill the beans

[solid horizon]

absolute conspiracy theorists

[vagrant fox]

skitarii is full of furries

[heady rivet]

What about em

[magic niche]

Oh lol 😭

I guess that's not so bad

[solid horizon]

I have to say alas im a member of the skitarii chat

[solid horizon]

we often have to fight off femskits

[heady rivet]

Archon and his consequences...

[storm jungle]

me when rich korean art student ruins an entire faction

[solid horizon]

I use my sick sense of heresy to gaslight people into thinking im a loyalist there

[heady rivet]

Isnt Archon Chinese

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

Oh right whoops, but yeah that lol

[heady rivet]

Also dating a Turk and is into Mehmed II yaoi

[gleaming gale]

John Good

[solid horizon]

[storm jungle]

....is that why they're drawing mehmed and vlad?

and just more gross shit from it?

[gleaming gale]

Yes

[storm jungle]

god lmao

[heady rivet]

Yeah

[magic niche]

Corpse emperor

[sacred ginkgo]

What

[heady rivet]

Dating a Turkish fella

[storm jungle]

Im glad they are ousted from 40k, holy shit

[solid horizon]

I agree

[storm jungle]

i hate people who are like

"oh their art was harmless"

literally guro

Maybe i dont wanna see that shit

[solid horizon]

whats guro again

[heady rivet]

Archon is dating a Turkish guy and makes Ottoman empire yaoi of the Sultans

[solid horizon]

is it the muscly man thing

[storm jungle]

erotic gore

[solid horizon]

oh god

[heady rivet]

Bara

[solid horizon]

that

[storm jungle]

like playing with peoples guts and shit

[solid horizon]

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok

[solid horizon]

thats fuckin disgusting

[storm jungle]

or an artist for no reason drawing someone being killed in VERY HIGH detail

or getting disemboweled

yeah its gross

[sacred ginkgo]

I cannot convey my tone over voice so just imagine it or some shit

[magic niche]

Ok 🗣️ 🔥

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-gif-5676038700371371386

[magic niche]

Is that a Moses pfp btw?

[solid horizon]

yes... yessssss... I can be born again stronger

kill me

[daring creek]

interesting topic I see

[gleaming gale]

There's like a shitton of those 'artists' floating around 40k

[storm jungle]

Mossa was another one yea

[sacred ginkgo]

The fuckin

[solid horizon]

but yeah my impression of skitarii chat is mostly that it's filled with conspiracy theorists and speculators

[storm jungle]

but people dont defend him since he draw even worse shit

[sacred ginkgo]

The one who does all the "X faction GF" drawings

[storm jungle]

Wait until release, it will get worse lol

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, I was thinking about Mossa but forgor the name

[solid horizon]

and ad mech roleplayers

[daring creek]

I mean with Night Lords theyre practically the breeding ground for guro fetishists

[heady rivet]

The best 40k Primarch art is done by Bara artists you can see it in the art. Its like the Doakes meme

[sacred ginkgo]

Discovering the sanic placeholder in the tree

[solid horizon]

not to talk about the number of people with skitarii in their name

there is even the marshal, with a skit marshal pfp

[solid horizon]

real

[gleaming gale]

Wait for the potential meltdown where the skittle personalities don't match their headcanon for how a skitarii would be

[sacred ginkgo]

Nah they'll have the Basic Bitch™ maul equivalent

[solid horizon]

wait till they learn they cant color their cape DoW army painter style

[gleaming gale]

Allegedly you get preset colours with the Forge World origin

[summer mural]

Uhhh

Drank too much, slept for 3 hours, now I'm awake

Can't sleep smh

[magic niche]

People don't like maul?

[solid horizon]

I doubt they will get purple robes as people there are expecting

[gleaming gale]

You probably get basic bitch Mars, Ryza, Metalica and Stygies for colours

And that's about it

[sacred ginkgo]

Me

I don't

[solid horizon]

probs agripinaa as well

[magic niche]

HERESY

[sacred ginkgo]

I only like it when he's gay with m prof or getting shit talked

[gleaming gale]

Looks identical to Stygies

[flat nimbus]

Maul is fun in small doses

[sacred ginkgo]

F maul is chill though

[magic niche]

I need to find this forbidden gay dialogue

[arctic talon]

Agripinna is grey

[magic niche]

I really like maul

he's funny and has a cool voice

[arctic talon]

also this is truly the most scientific way to make people carry something so comically radioactive it hurts tech priests

[solid horizon]

agripinna doesnt have red metal, for the better

[storm jungle]

Oh man

yall wait until you see how skitarii look with no armor

the fandom is gonna melt

[solid horizon]

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

@static wren PLEASE link the M maul "Quiet corner" line with m prof
We are desperate

[gleaming gale]

Faustinius has some Cawl tier plot armour in this game for some reason sometimes

[solid horizon]

skitarii fans when the armorless skitarii looks like the mini and not whatever fanart they think it does

[summer mural]

There's skitarii?

Where

[magic niche]

Forbidden knowledge??

[arctic talon]

Do they have no eye lids?

[summer mural]

In darktide??

[magic niche]

PLEASE

[solid horizon]

on the models they have faces

[gleaming gale]

No eyelids, no noses, no lips

[arctic talon]

Depends for those ones

[solid horizon]

misinformation

[arctic talon]

only eye lids are standard

and also legs

[daring creek]

What are they like fully mechanical or meaty? or just robes?

[arctic talon]

also noospheric uplink

[hallow saddle]

big fuckin plump lips

[arctic talon]

Skitarii are a mix of meat and metal

The ones we're playing as

are past the crux mechanicus if the rank is correct

so they're over 50% metal

[storm jungle]

Ill just say its fucking horrific lmao

[daring creek]

Ah

[solid horizon]

explain this

[arctic talon]

It btter

[storm jungle]

No spoilers yet but you'll see

[arctic talon]

[daring creek]

Fineee

It better be good

Hm

[arctic talon]

That one skitarii ranger at the siege who gets asked if she's pretty by the dying guardsmen lol

[daring creek]

Whats the fandom expectation anyway

[hallow saddle]

fuck i cant wait

[arctic talon]

and she just decides to say yes because if she tells the truth its just gona make it worse

lol

[storm jungle]

basically like very lame cyberpunk tier stuff

[summer mural]

Fandom expectation is for them to do acrobatics like spiderman

[gleaming gale]

Sicarians literally do that

[magic niche]

Oh wait, I have heard that dialogue actually. Just not after the second line

[arctic talon]

Sicarians are fucking built different bf

cyborg ninjas

[flat nimbus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5I3zt-VO8uY

[summer mural]

Darktide has sicarians??

[arctic talon]

no

[flat nimbus]

it ain’t the quiet corner but

[arctic talon]

well you could run a sicarian as an alpha primus in 7e

but probably not

[gleaming gale]

The premium skin is a sicarian ruststalker alpha

[arctic talon]

lol

[daring creek]

bfs poss

[magic niche]

I have seen this, I think
but thank you!

[daring creek]

Ah

[arctic talon]

Its a sicarian ruststalker alpha head

[solid horizon]

my skitarii suffer from radiation and ambiant pollution so much that their flesh and skin peeled off from their body, leaving practically only skeletons inside metal frames. some forced to staple back looted skin on

[arctic talon]

mixed with the marshal's jacket

[daring creek]

dumb goober

[flat nimbus]

“but muh femboys!”

[magic niche]

Adorable creature

[arctic talon]

wall running is aura

[copper island]

skiitari are WOKE

"trans"onic blade??? ????????

[arctic talon]

Why the fuck do so many people add an extra I

I'm gona feed you to the catacombs of mars

[daring creek]

Holy goated

[copper island]

just play HIVE SCVM like a trvecel

[solid horizon]

but yeah, what about this head option ? do you think it will be there ?

[gleaming gale]

Go to the death korps sub and run the search on Kreig and see how many krieg fans are illiterate

[daring creek]

ok

[summer mural]

I want my skitarii to declare itself the omnissiah

[solid horizon]

he still has eyelids

[summer mural]

I also want it to tell commander Shephard " We are Legion"

[daring creek]

This one is fairly innocent but to dedicate characteristics like "knowing theyre not going to survive but want to fight for the greater good anyway" as a unique aspect not at all possessed by other guardsmen is just dishonest lmao

Krieg really is for very new people tbh

[gleaming gale]

Starts panicking and shooting their own commissars as they flee on Vraks

Very sacrificial

[flat nimbus]

giving Kriegheads anyeurisms by only using the cosmetics on Loose Cannon and spamming the “I’d rather go AWOL at this point!” lines

[daring creek]

I liked that personally

[sacred ginkgo]

For your viewing pleasure

[languid meadow]

Princeps alphas are so cool I just dk why they chose to shove their helmets into the deluxe on top of a marshal

[summer mural]

Giving Kriegheads an aneurysm by graduating high school

[copper island]

"look at this brave soldier 🥹 fighting valiantly for his home and is willing to sacrifice himself for the better, i think we should all look up to him!"

[heady rivet]

Giving Kriegheads an aneurysm by actually interacting with Warhammer

[solid horizon]

too bad we lost vraks, we could have eradicated krieg

[gleaming gale]

The meltdown on the krieg kill team reveal when they had no shovels for melee weapons

[languid meadow]

Being a true krieghead by giving myself hearing damage via artillery

[arctic talon]

prolly because the Sicarian body is very different

mesh wise

its "snatched" around the waist

lol

[storm jungle]

"inspiring"

Fucking moron lmao

the entire point of WW1 is that it was for nothing

[daring creek]

Maybe I should stop assuming krieg fans have even read the books.

.

[solid horizon]

waiter waiter, more krieg players

[heady rivet]

They havent

[daring creek]

How many books do they have

[solid horizon]

more souls to the soulforge

[summer mural]

Too many

[gleaming gale]

That's like 90% of the community in general

[languid meadow]

I guess yeah but honestly they could've shoved it into the slop shop and just made a full marshal set in the deluxe

[summer mural]

We need more books on sly marbo

[copper island]

cant hear youuuuuuuu too busy scrolling on yt shorts

[storm jungle]

Dont forget GW literally had to point out it was in the kit and then changed the animation later for a 10s joke making the Krieger cut into an ork with a shovel, holy shit man

[heady rivet]

Krieg fans dong actually read books, paint minis, collect minis, etc

[copper island]

too busy larping on reddit

[heady rivet]

They look at memes

[sacred ginkgo]

I also need that bit from the brooks(?) Chaos pov book where the mc just rips one in half after a failed shovel attempt

[daring creek]

I will give krieg one thing

[gleaming gale]

I thought that was a fan edit

[daring creek]

I cannot hate their design

[summer mural]

Cocaine?

[daring creek]

I just wish they had substance

[summer mural]

They have substance, it's just not particularly interesting

[heady rivet]

Krieg, isolated from the fanbase, is perfectly fine tbh

[vagrant fox]

Disregard the fans and Lyons and there's good stuff

[storm jungle]

NOPE official

[gleaming gale]

You're shitting me

[solid horizon]

they do own minis and paint them, just not very well as nazis

[storm jungle]

Death Rider

[storm jungle]

yeah it was an entire warcom post

[summer mural]

Also the horses

[languid meadow]

that's what I hate about Krieg being popular because they're bastardized

[daring creek]

The book you keep recommending

[storm jungle]

"you"

[daring creek]

FINE I'll download the book

[storm jungle]

you mean like this entire chat

[daring creek]

Chud

[solid horizon]

uh

how do we tell her

[summer mural]

I would never recommend a book over a day of hard drinking.

[heady rivet]

Krieg fans dont bother with minis. Black Templars at least own minis. Krieg fans just make excuses when someone points out they have a KT or playable army

[storm jungle]

its why I love the new book Death Rider, really goes to show what Krieg actually are, essentially non-humans lol

[languid meadow]

they're like one of the few chapters that focus on WW1 shit when 90% of other regiments are WW2 slop

[solid horizon]

they do, they are strategic catastrophes most the time

[gleaming gale]

Take the mordian pill

[daring creek]

If Krieg were an animal, what would they be?

I like to think of them as cock roaches sometime

[copper island]

did yall see ts

[gleaming gale]

Lemming

[heady rivet]

PLEASE FATSHARK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[summer mural]

Jesus

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I linked it already

[heady rivet]

Already seen and moved past

[storm jungle]

Im gonna ban that guy later

[languid meadow]

I played a mordian in uh I think a dark heresy one shot

[daring creek]

Kill.

[storm jungle]

im eating chips rn

[daring creek]

What kind

[languid meadow]

it was years ago I forgot most of it

[storm jungle]

uh potato

[sacred ginkgo]

sick

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-watching-eating-popcorn-drama-gif-12252109670276761360

[heady rivet]

Baste

[vagrant fox]

Eating crisps is bougie tbh

[heady rivet]

I need to get a Guardsman OC comm

[solid horizon]

its so hot im not even hungry here

its sad

[summer mural]

Eating crisps is bougie. WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY DEPRAVED TIMELINE

[copper island]

maya ongezellid

[languid meadow]

i haven't eaten anything of substance in 38 hours

[daring creek]

Shes coco.

[solid horizon]

same

[daring creek]

Also

shut up!!

[languid meadow]

I've eaten a loaf of cheese bread yesterday and baguette

[copper island]

chud show

[languid meadow]

I've been fucking napping all day it's so hot

i do not survive this summer

[solid horizon]

🫂

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/soichiro-shinonome-shinonome-soichiro-cafe-parade-idolmaster-sidem-sidem-gif-9604919944471598892

[solid horizon]

I cant fucking complete my minis that need milliput because thing never dries and melts instead

the flesh abomination is left with only 2 legs covered

[gleaming gale]

Oh man I gotta prime my 40 other guardsmen before the spray starts leaking from the temp instead of drying

[heady rivet]

I cleaned up my whole painting area and then didnt touch a mini

[solid horizon]

I have 8 skitarii to paint now my list was forcibly balanced

because the tournament org is a pussy

[gleaming gale]

Did they accept you now

[solid horizon]

yes

but my list lost its aura

I replaced the forgefiend with 10 skitarii proxied as traitor guardsman and my android lord as a master of executions

it makes no sense but thats all I could get as a replacement

im not using havocs in there, killing a titan is not part of my plans

tbh

little did he know that the forgefiend always blows himself up

therefore does not need interaction with enemy anti tank

little did he know decimators get back up like real champs

[solid horizon]

infernal regeneration my beloved

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle are the skitarii uglier or prettier then Khepra/hj

[storm jungle]

Khepra is an absolute bombshell

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

our skits uh you'll see

[arctic talon]

lol

do you think Khepra got her eyelids sown back on/replaced

after she got promoted

[storm jungle]

LMAO prob tbh comes with the job innit

[solid horizon]

do every single skitarii have their eyes literally peeled ?

[magic niche]

Is there a practical reason for that?

[solid horizon]

they're supposed to be analysing shit all the time iirc

[magic niche]

Ohhh okay

All that pain's worth the (insert time it takes to blink) extra analysing 😭

[solid horizon]

i suppose heresy era skitarii still have eyelids

[languid meadow]

I mean all skitarii remove their legs and replace them to pay homage to a myth lol

[solid horizon]

but im confused because the helmetless skitarii head options clearly show them having eyelids

[flat nimbus]

cyberlids

[languid meadow]

it's probably based on the forge world that makes them

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-hank-scorpio-why-didn’t-i-think-of-that-gif-16665717301005834823

[crystal forum]

i wonder where the skitarii come from

is there really a forge world that cares enough about tertium to send some help

[solid horizon]

game says mars would not want such a world to fall

[gleaming gale]

It states multiple forge worlds are sending them

[languid meadow]

they don't care about atoma but the stuff on it and skits have been fighting on atoma since the start just only defending temples

[solid horizon]

they want that precious moebian steel to still be running

[gleaming gale]

Given the approximate location of the Moebian Sector, it's Mars and Voss Prime as the closest major ones

And Branx as the local no-brainer

[languid meadow]

there's 7 forge worlds we can choose according to the steam page so

[solid horizon]

no warhammer lady will say for the emperor bro

[crystal forum]

i really wanna know what makes moebian steel so tough and how tertium has access to it

[sacred bluff]

that makes her ideal 😌

[solid horizon]

it's either nurgle or tyranids, pick your bane

[crystal forum]

i wonder if it's like that catachan blade that only an STC can make

[languid meadow]

in the early days hadron said it was like 0.01% more effective

like that

[solid horizon]

[languid meadow]

but I haven't heard that voiceline in years

[solid horizon]

it's a powerful alloy of plot and mcguffinium

[crystal forum]

not that part

i mean like why does tertium have it

[magic niche]

So, what are YOU guys naming your Skitarii?

[solid horizon]

it's made of mcguffinium, that's all you need to know

[languid meadow]

unique chemical makeup of the ore on terium

something like that

basically it's only found on the planet

[gleaming gale]

Faustinius, and Reditus the servo-skull

[flat nimbus]

same stuff that makes Moebian Rocks so strong 🪨

[crystal forum]

retreat back to the main channels now 🫵

[solid horizon]

I read that in orgyn voice

[daring creek]

Double Patty Triple Bacon Cheese burger

[magic niche]

Why?

[daring creek]

sigsen stfu

[vagrant fox]

what

[daring creek]

quit h8ing on my flow

[solid horizon]

Lukas Chrom and Kaban the servo skull

[daring creek]

ill hit you

[vagrant fox]

i can't

[gleaming gale]

Sigseven

[crystal forum]

you are not high enough level

[magic niche]

😔

[crystal forum]

im keeping that one

[magic niche]

okay

[daring creek]

You dont need to return

Ppl here are just meanies

[languid meadow]

lol

[daring creek]

if somoene is mean to you

kick them in the balls

[vagrant fox]

I'm nice actually

[flat nimbus]

current dumb initial name plan: Nameless-01 and M0-RT

[daring creek]

Wrong^

[crystal forum]

you never upvote

[solid horizon]

I choked on my chocolate raisins with this

[vagrant fox]

The default is upvote I don't need to do that

[sacred ginkgo]

The state of american politics

Positively wonderful

[languid meadow]

truly fascinating

[sacred ginkgo]

Not even the americans understand what the fuck is happening

[daring creek]

Not really

I haven't been paying attention to the news so I'm assuming the world is Improving

[spare osprey]

Objective: Survive.

[crystal forum]

unrelated but why does steven cheung look like a walking racial slur

[solid horizon]

ogryn strong

luv me rashuns

[gleaming gale]

Raisins

[solid horizon]

Raisins

[sharp pollen]

resin

[storm jungle]

bro is built like an ogre maneater damn 💀

[magic niche]

Kingpin lite

[sharp pollen]

ogryn physic

[gleaming gale]

Bro is about to tax me to cross the mountains

[crystal forum]

guy looks like he was born to be the butt of a racist joke

[sacred ginkgo]

Btw dilara I have another fly to swat

#zealot-class message

I think this guy needs to be shot

[solid horizon]

nah

put him on a cross upside down

[crystal forum]

did he say more than one word

[solid horizon]

and hang him upside down with a hook and chain attached to the balls

[gleaming gale]

Saint Andrew slander

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

Close but i cant just ban them on that, do file it to me if they do it again tho lol

[storm jungle]

😭

[sacred ginkgo]

They're digging the hole rn check back in 10

[storm jungle]

Lmao god sakes

[crystal forum]

real fans just embrace it

[solid horizon]

lemme battle himmmmmm

[crystal forum]

"yeah my units are inspired by nazis what about it?"

[solid horizon]

dont ban the fella yet

[crystal forum]

crusader pfp

might be a closeted catholic

[solid horizon]

"purge the unclean"

or you could, y'know

use soap

[crystal forum]

how about you have a personality instead of repeating the shit you saw in a game made by the kind of people you'd call woke

[storm jungle]

bro literally said gaymen are "heretics"

ironic timing with the new Hunter episode

😭

[sacred ginkgo]

Brainworm

[storm jungle]

"Worm freak."

[solid horizon]

dw he's just jealous

[crystal forum]

reminder that we should ban all children under 18 from social media

under 20 actually

nah 24

[vagrant fox]

30

[crystal forum]

yeah

i'll take the bullet too

it's worth it

[hollow lantern]

What if we severed those internet cables in the ocean

[solid horizon]

same

I dont deserve all the templar pfps

they are outta my league

😔

[crystal forum]

dont worry we have a black templar here who's also jewish

so that evens the playing field

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193

[gleaming gale]

Big yahu is the average BT marshal

[crystal forum]

netanyahoo

if the search engine wanted to kill palestinian children

[sacred ginkgo]

There we go

[gleaming gale]

Eternal Crusader impressed

[solid horizon]

bro getting ratio'd by templar eli it's hilarious

[hollow zodiac]

Damn I missed a thing

[crystal forum]

oh hey that's the jewish black templar i mentioned

[forest orbit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/black-templars-grimdank-warhammer-40k-meme-x2jB7cHrGy3ibpk4uj

🫡

[solid horizon]

IM FUCKING DYING I CANT BREATHE LMAOOOo

[crystal forum]

you already posted it

[forest orbit]

And they can post it again

[languid meadow]

yeah but not in here

[forest orbit]

its peak....

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-finding-gem-gem-alert-jasswa-looking-for-gem-gif-4573895384736430461

[daring creek]

One of the same honestly.

Cutesy bullshit to mask a horrible persons intention

wolves in sheeps clothing

#zealot-class message @storm jungle

His case is getting bigger

[storm jungle]

Im watching dont worry

[rose thorn]

Lmao

I’d go in and kinda rage bait but that’s entrapment

[rancid cove]

I just wanted to show my disgust and hatred towards them

These type of people invoke some deep rooted kill intent every time one shows up

[daring creek]

Post pride

[solid horizon]

yeah well im gonna throw ourselves flowers but I think the fella was quickly managed

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-meme-kamen-rider-ichigo-gif-15684747009104184126

[daring creek]

kamen rider

[solid horizon]

ramen kider

[rose thorn]

My only issue with shin kamen rider is that the bad guys arent nazis anymore

They are just a regular eugenics cult

With alien cyborg crap

[storm jungle]

Eh thats normal

[solid horizon]

I read that as regular genestealer cult

[rancid cove]

I hope he comes back

just so he can get banned

[solid horizon]

you have death kissed my brain

[storm jungle]

I think this is enough to ban honestly

[rose thorn]

To be fair the bad guys of kamen rider hasn’t been Nazis in years

[storm jungle]

its super obvious he didnt go full mask off because me and Incan were there

lmao

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[languid meadow]

marathons gun designs tickle my brain

[solid horizon]

getting your shit called out by another templar is crazy ngl

[flat nimbus]

khvostov, is that you? what did they do to you?!

[rancid cove]

some times you should stop talking so they dont fear mods showing up

[solid horizon]

Dilara has too much aura

she can be felt even if not talking

[storm jungle]

Its true

[solid horizon]

in fallout you'd call that terrifying presence

[languid meadow]

it's actually the same SMG from marathon infinity

[storm jungle]

literally me

[rose thorn]

Hey I forgot do the arbities and hivescum get cosmetics in the shop

[languid meadow]

noh

lol

[rose thorn]

Sick

[storm jungle]

Nope

[rose thorn]

Damn

Whays the hive scum personalities anyway

[spare osprey]

Never.

[solid horizon]

the guy's worst excuse was probably the "im in zealot chat, it's a channel for religious fanatics"

💀

[gleaming gale]

I cant stop thinking about the fallout video when I see this goober

[storm jungle]

same lmfao

that fucking dumbass Sgt Dornan cat

[spare osprey]

Bounty Hunter, Anarchist (just Junkrat), and Outlaw.

[gleaming gale]

WHERE'S YOUR POWER ARMOR

[solid horizon]

I ate it

[spare osprey]

REPORTTOTHEARMORYANDHAVEANEWSETISSDUEDTOYOU--

THAT IS AN ORDER--

[rose thorn]

I ahve to check if they optimized darktide I might need to check hivescum and try to make a kelermorph

[nocturne crest]

I still can't believe Destiny is dead...

We didn't even get a crossover with HD2

[spare osprey]

I can.

I've never heard one person fondly talk about Destiny 2.

[flat nimbus]

I would, but I have better things to do with my time

[gleaming gale]

Destiny died before Siege and For Honor lmao

[languid meadow]

siege isn't dying because it has a competitive scene

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAAAAAAATT ABSOLUTE CATWOMAN

🗣️

[flat nimbus]

in the dcuo absolutely jonklin it
and by it
I mean my

[nocturne crest]

GYATWOMAN

[rose thorn]

Outlaw as in cowboy outlaw or

[rose thorn]

HUHH ????

[storm jungle]

also

Absolute Green arrow fucks

the opening literally has him kill a rich person and mutilate him

lmao

[rose thorn]

Oh peak, he usually is either broke as shit or Bruce Wayne wanna be

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh not anymore

😩

[solid horizon]

silence, he's coming for you

[storm jungle]

Nah the types he hunts are more like uh well

[flat nimbus]

dawg c’mon, you really gonna do Ollie like that

[storm jungle]

Ollie is legit cool i think he just doesnt get a lot of screentime

[flat nimbus]

Bruce Wayne would never

[solid horizon]

like you aren't a sexual freak yourself smh

[storm jungle]

bruh 💀

[hollow zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/based-jesse-lee-peterson-jlp-baste-amazing-gif-17196628

[solid horizon]

esteemed rich person do not bean me 🙏

[flat nimbus]

the most Ollie is into is femdom (and who wouldn’t be with a wife like Canary)

[storm jungle]

bro id let Black Canary blow up my head with her scream any day

🗣️

[solid horizon]

real

wait whar

[flat nimbus]

love the kind of woman that could literally kill me ||by getting too loud in the bedroom||

[storm jungle]

YEET

also wrote "black canary" into gifs

instant horn-bomb

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny

UAAGH-

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/black-canary-dcau-justice-league-dc-seductive-gif-16540586

[solid horizon]

oh yeah that bit

💀

[heady rivet]

Breasting boobily

[storm jungle]

Justice League cartoon never change

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-canary-dcau-dc-green-arrow-arrow-gif-16540585

wtf man

I just opened the gif browser

[flat nimbus]

Paul Dini

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

I hate that guy

bruce timm too

[storm jungle]

why, hes cool

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dinah-black-canary-team-arrow-juliana-harkavy-scream-gif-16373807

[storm jungle]

Timm is a freak tho

[heady rivet]

THE

[solid horizon]

they do weird stuff

it's disturbing

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-villain-marvel-spin-throne-gif-17637353

[storm jungle]

...doesnt Dini just write stuff? Timm is more of a weirdo creep

[solid horizon]

cant exactly explain how or why

but it disturbs me

[nocturne crest]

So wales might about be sent to the warp

Red lightning in the sky

[gleaming gale]

Mao is respawning