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it means they want to execute you by firing squad
...yes
I know jay
how about we do the same to you

i wanted to reply to mag
but yeah chuds find capital punishment funny or something
Also that yea
This should be the only joke that matters
Commander Chadperd ON DECK 🗣️
some US states still allowed you to choose firing squad as your execution method until recently
Commander Chadperd reporting on the bridge with my polycule of xenos I fuck
random trivia
thats a lot of sex
Uh based?
i guess?
and honestly if i had the choice i'd choose the firing squad
kind of a badass way to die
your executioners having to actually look at you
I mean id assume most are used to killing people
not necessarily people who are tied up and unable to fight back
hey it isn't the CIA
That you know of
those guys do that every monday
did anybody else see that obvious CIA honeypot app meant for trans people
If you see an app called Amora, stay the fuck away from it, girls.
Socials at abbii.gay
Do they think queer people to be just as stupid as straight "people"
Why is bro freaky
idk that guy asked for you
anyways i'm having to watch the original doctor who series because i guess the reboot is memory holed currently
god this shit is boring
he might
You genuinely lack taste
Dilara, I don't want this guy alive. Please, kill him.
dilara has killed me so many times and I have come back so many times I could be a warhammer character
its true
are you really going to sit there and tell me every single original series episode is a riveting experience
dr who is british people's x files
I do not enjoy the old ass format of having 1 story plot take like 5 episodes that are 30 minutes each
I'll be honest, you don't need to like all the episode of a series to like it.
Otherwise, nobody would like Warhammer 
isnt the 50s dr who series lost media tho
that's especially the case with doctor who
you'll have like 10 episodes of filler before something iconic happens
doctor who isn't a linear plot or however it's called
it was a different time back then
so yeah some episodes genuinely have no impact on anything
you judgemental piece of SHIT
thats television in general
says dilara btw
says Android John btw
no im saying it's not like invincible or smth
Thragg shows up in a few eps, trust
the experience
twilight zone was made before and it managed to have a better format
twilight zone is also funny because like
twilight zone is anthology
i love twilight zone but it also has way too many filler episodes
clearly lower budget than others
what's your fav episode
uhhhhhhh
I dont rember
I havent watched this thing in so long
uhhh
lemme rember
I think they're mostly all good
I liked the one where everyone goes fukin insane because there is no current
it was funny
i like that era of just trying whatever sci fi idea and making a short story out of it
the one where that one dead gangster gets everything he wants once he dies but realises it's not so good
the funny episodes get shit on by fans for some reason
lemme grab a list of episodes, it might help with my memory
there's that one episode where the character is straight up just neurodivergent
and he isn't judged harshly by the plot so that's nice
the hitchhiker was nice
i dont remember that one
woman drives on the highway and keep seeing a hitchhiker
then realises she's fuckin dead
i just remembered that one episode with absolutely no dialogue about a poor woman in a rural house fighting off tiny aliens
I think you are just gay jay
im sorry
😔
time travel is used a ton in twilight zone
i imagine it was that era's equivalent of multiverse slop
rod sterling was a pretty based individual
pro worker's rights and stuff
the after hours episode is prequel to the backrooms
yup
the couple of episodes about humanity being all gone except one person have that vibe
there's that famous one about the book addict who survives nuclear war by being in a bank vault when the bombs drop
twilight zone episodes are pretty good "what if" approaches to philosophical questions imo
dilara lore
and the episode genuinely treats him like a bad person for it too
like he deserves his fate of never being able to read anything again lol
that's a pretty typical thing of classic sci fi i think
like the classic star trek series has a bunch of episodes where it's like "what if people were racist about which side of their body has black or white"
oh yeah star trek was much more sociological
I also liked DS9's approach of portraying some grounded problems of the world
This is just adapted from a written short story
I think it was first aired as a radio drama
Guys I have very good news- one of my commissions is getting worked on and its looking very good so far
show progress
Has a named marine ever died from the extremely dangerous rubicon surgery
Define named marine. Marine with a name that’s generic? Yes.
Character with mini no
Also in universe it’s like a normal surgery where it’s gotten safer overtime
I cant think of a single time its failed despite the alleged 50% failure rate
Awesome
It was 50% failure rate at first
It’s lowered by an unspecified amount now
Like the first time we did a liver transplant as humans lol
That shit was dangerous as hell
Nowadays it’s not so bad
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2059563439438373255 the urge to spend money on stupid stuff arises and last I checked it wasn't too bad
The Omnissiah approves. ⚙️
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It would have been insanely funny if calgar died in the first one
thats mega whos doing it?
This shits on my skitarii backpack
His name on instagram is danpurnm
is that ederius
Who
nvm it's an artist
Really tempted to get it on the sole basis it's been so long since I've had any incense and it's probably cleaner to have than the standard pan
Oh I see
is that gorion the flayer? is that vernaculus? is that vernarius? is that mannoth the damned?
pointless grimdark lore that never affects main characters therefore never comes up
This seems uh really really good lmao
skitarii shouldnt have to roll to hit cause why would they fire if they werent going to hit? thats not efficient is it
Do... Hernkyn even need this
Why is Mannoth damned
I kinda wanna buy this for my friend in IT lmao
I’m ngl I just use a big pot and stick sticks in it and let the ash fill up
put weed in it
Uhhhh yesnt, most of their guns are kinda ass
Waste of weed
Unless you're hot boxing like a mf
Just gonna stink everything up
I like the energy tho
isnt that the point of incense
Yeah to make things smell nice
Weed smells like shit
I like the smell of pot when I'm smoking it
Good weed smells awful
i like the smell of weed
Not when other people are smoking it
I like the taste
I also like the smell of ciagarettes tho so I'm a bad judge for that
i like the smell of people who smoke cigs just because of nostalgia
but i hate the stain smell
yeah
that dank sure stank lit
idk random apellation
I dated an older woman who reeked of that stale smoke smell
motel room that suffocates you with ancient cancer
And it was unbearable
I hope Mannoth can find the help he needs
Oi I'm not a fascist I was just an edgy kid
I like the smell and taste of cigs but I'd never smoke em
Not worth it
Taste?
sank passed the pit for more hardcore prank spit
probably one of the foulest smelling and tasting common thing on earth
I'm sssoooo embarrassed about the nicotine stains on my teeth
i just get mine cleaned every year
I finally got a job with benefits so I'm gonna start doing that
Loterally signed up today
i get bi yearly state mandated dentist visits
Same
i probably have several types of tar in my lungs from various sources including wood fire
Just a bit tho
Cigs taste and smell good but then everything gets yellow and yucky no thanks
yeah
are u guys cigs strawberry flavoured or something
my grandparents and relatives only smoke outside lol
if i'm smoking it's just going to be pot because at least i can get a worthwhile effect from it
Which is really funny
Wut
fucking weirdos for their generation
Cigars give a nice head high
Although THOSE STINK
Whatever prince is
cigars are way better than cigarettes because you dont even breathe them in
I miss my stogies sometimes
and they're not meant to he an every day thing
Cigars are noice
No the fuck they are not
Respectfully
They are horrible for you cause it goes straight to your gums and shit
nah i dont mean in enjoyment
cigarettes do too
mouth cancer is way less bad than lung cancer anyways
Yeah but cigars are denser and more concentrated.
It's one of the reasons why I stopped
you smoke less cigars than cigarettes
Do not grade evils, kruber for you may try to find kinship with the least
i think they are the same and both taste awful 
I chew on cigarettes
anyways i dont even touch nicotine
Yeah but it's like saying a glass if rum is better than shots cause it's a single glass
i already have a hard time not smoking weed
Don't even smoke cigs
Just eat them
lol
i have not smoked weed in ages, i just do edibles now
All you need is snus tbh
Same
doesn't snus also cause mouth cancer
yeah
Grudge tokens are back! In detachment form!
Xenos are Humanity’s primordial enemies, and among their accursed lot, the Aeldari are some of the most vicious and perilous. As every member of this highly advanced xenos species possesses potent psyker abilities, they represent a serious threat even though their numbers in realspace are relatively small.
nicotine is inherently bad for you
no way
I've never touched snus but I've known too many who're just doing it nonstop
Eat them like a sword swallower and skip the mouth entirely
it used to be something i read on wikipedia for fun now everybody does it for some reason
do you even swallow snus ?
it's like a 1700's thing
foreigner copycats smh
snus is so nasty
i thought u were supposed to spit it out
Nicotine is def a drug lol
after chewing on it
no...
no
thats snuff
snuff then
snus goes under your upper lip
whatever it's all dumb af
Is Snus just chewing tobacco ?
When Laarthyr has a chance encounter with an acolyte of the Holy Inquisition investigating the mystery of the Tyrant Star, this agent of the Golden Throne may turn their weapon against the accursed xenos, forever separating their respective paths. Yet should the acolyte see fit to put aside ancient enmity for the sake of survival, the aloof and arrogant Corsair will become a valuable ally to them in this dark time — a decision that will bring the acolyte one step closer to being branded a radical.
ouuoogh i'm radicalling all over
not at all
It's like a little pouch of tobacco you place under your lip
I'm xeno hybrising it
Insidious Inquisitorial Backshots inbound
u can't say that
can she say that?
she can say that
gross
Ill allow it
anyways my nostalgia maxing smell is like, incense, cigerette smoke and cooking oil
at a ratio
lol
is there any warhammer romance books
there is romance in warhammer books
but there is not a romance focused warhammer book
There's some sloppy fanfics
this might sound dumb at first but it could work pretty well
Don't revive that horror
ABD wanted to make a romeo and juliete riff on 2 Drukhari kabalite drachons lol
yes I know thats a tragedy
but still
Theres no bad idea only bad execution
its just prob not worth the investment
compared to say uh
space marine novel

Love Can Bloom has eternally damned that concept to the stinky pile
idk women lap that shit up so i'm sure it would find a demographic
"women"
ADB should have made his Drukhari romance slop novel
this guy doesnt know how the world works...
But would it sell more minis
yes
Yes but no but yes
no kissing allowed
i'm literally right though. romance novels have always been way more popular with women
Eh not really
-# because men cant feel anything
the percentage of women that buy those trash novels is not that big
i can feel everything
I feel hungry rn liar
they call me the feeler
bro is NOT a Batman villain
its more complicated, the people who make decisions about what demos are targeted for sales cannot be assumed to be rational
I would take a fucked up Deldar romance though, looking at Marzipan. Not that ADB could help himself from doing his usual thing
like they still think 40k is for 12 year old boys not 30 year old lesbians
nah he said he wanted to make it so fucked up he would get banned from writing for Black library ever again
lol
I mean it is
He's on thin ice but I'll allow it
dont let dan abnet write a romance novel
fresh from the 40k discord and forged with spite and hate
you don't want 30 made up words or something?
ADB is not dan abnett
i'm thinking there would be way too many kink scenes
i know lol
I feel like this could be vagueposting about any number of people
GOD
People legit cannot shut the fuck up about this
lmao
this shit is just the spiderman meme pointing at eachother
both love slop
40k still sucks
doesnt matter
Just skintight bodysuits and huge mommies
also all the stuff on this meme is entirely true lol
on second thought Cantonese is a silly language as is Wade Gilles
https://x.com/actualnames1/status/2059319017345875975?s=46&t=bpvC926CKkKsiDdaxKNWWw
average garth ennis character name
"Her name is Fuk Yu and my name is Fuk Mi"
I genuinely do not know what the fuck this could be in cantonsese
speaking of racism, i learned yesterday that the first episodes of doctor who aren't viewable because the rights are held by the son of the original writer and he's comical levels of chud
Based?
and he REALLY hates doctor who fans
Or unbased?
Nvm based
nah he's a racist shit
i'm not
excluding me
Too bad you're in the chud rocket and I'm not
claims to not be a fan of doctor who and never watched it but has strong opinions about the newest doctor being black and how it affects the meaning of the series
all I can figure out is the last name for that fuckass name
The 9th one was the only good doctor
I can also guess it but I'm not sure it's right
i like all the doctors i've seen so far
i have enjoyed to not very enjoyed who over the course of its life
the we're the jew family
Its likely Jiu
or something lol
I don't speak cantonese so I don't know wtf the first 2 are
The only good Doctor Who it's true
i just get so fatigued with its own self serving nonsense after a while
Eccleston is a legend love that guy
depends on the writer
doctor who sometimes has terrible writers
matt smith and beyond have the same general writer and showrunner and it gets so fatiguing
isn't fook a cantonese word just straight up
i like his doctor but yeah the writing is annoying sometimes
i wish matt smith had eyebrows
(also he stayed for way too long)
he kinda looks like his skulls too big for his head sometimes
Yes but I'm not sure if this is just the immigration officer going "fuck it close enough"
or the actual wade gilles transliteration
i think it also looses something now that the budgets have ballooned out but thats more a personal gripe
i miss when limitations really called for more creative use of special effects
dilara what's a good semi legal streaming site so i dont get viruses
as someone who grew up on mid 2000s and late 90s scifi i have watched the greats rise to their peaks and then fall
uh literally any of them ngl, but you guys got more stricter laws iirc
↪️ Replying to @ActualNames1
@ActualNames1 Ah Goy
Canada, Chinese Immigration Records, 1891
https://recherche-collection-search.bac-lac.gc.ca/eng/Home/Record?IdNumber=98138&app=immfrochi&ecopy=e003638124&utm_source=chatgpt.com
oh my fucking god lol
shoutouts stargate SG1 btw incredible show
which also had its peak
then fall
IE stargate galaxy or whatever the fuck it was called
The Necromunda Pusher?
stupid ass show
yeah sure why not
I think this name is Hokkien
lol
only had one good episode and it was ripping off an old SG1 ep anyways
yeah its hokkien
i dont get it
sci fi channel was moving crazy in the 2000s now that i think about it
what's the context
Dilara any luck on finding the source of Berehk ripping an Ork’s head off with his teeth or is it officially a debunked feat?
its someones imigration record and someoens actual name
transliterated into english
why does this person care about chinese immigrants in canada in 1891
nah the whole thing is they find weird names
oh
The 2 I posted are both just funny bcs they're really weird
and the first one is wade gilles
which makes it even weirder
It's good for world building
Who do you think has commited a greater error that doomed the galaxy at large:
Barabas Dantioch, who showed the path of the Tyranids to the galaxy by destroying the Pharos device,
Or Watch Captain Artemis, who "saved" Slaanesh by foiling the Eldar's ritual aiming to destroy her?
Sometimes I look at puritanical names for warhammers
If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned is a radical name ok
still crazy to me how Hokkien had a better romanization method
then mandarin for like
almost 100 fucking years
was it because of some random spanish missionary
I don't know what that is but it doesn't look quite right
It was because of a british and 2 american ones actually but yes
i was rewatching that ian video on homebrew chapters and i found it funny how many of the "mary sue pitfalls" he described also describe grey knights
Maybe Hokkien is just inherently superior than Beijing Mandarin
The GK can get away with it because they're a GW creation and they're funny
beijing standard mandarin makes you sound rich
hate the grey knights
this is why Fujian mandarin is superior/j
All 40k creations to ever exist:
i want a daemon to wipe them all out
Alas no, the 10th codex didnt give me anything and I cant find a PDF for maelstrom lol
Biased, I vote Manchu my most beloved panda of languages
I don't know how they do it
So I looked up stuff on how writing in Mandarin works, does it work in two different ways?
You write a word based on the sounds of the characters or by the meaning of the characters?
You will be able to order your copies from Saturday 30 May until 8am UK-time on Friday 5 June, and you’ll be guaranteed a copy.
Because we’ll be printing these books based on demand, production and delivery can take up to 180 days.
THANK FUCKING GOD
THEY NEED TO DO THIS WITH ALL BOOKS GOING FORWARD
Manchu would be cool if it didn't fucking kill itself
now i get my coppy 😌
So no more worries of not getting your book in time?
Stop buying physical books, now!!!
also was the book good enough to warrant this purchase, you say it is and i'll buy it
dan abnett writing his next long ass story explaining the intricies of every bond on a hive
i didnt read hive i heard that was everyones gripe
Meaning innit
I think you'll enjoy it, its good but it takes FOREVER to get going for Act 1
also the south african slur lingo is annoying
It keeps swapping pov to some nonsense that doesn't matter and with people saying things I don't understand 😔
frak that
I don't know if it doesn't matter I haven't gotten that far yet
^
concrete = rockrete
no no
like we are talking literal nonsense words
40k lingo is at least in english mixed words lmao
SPOILERS - ||It largely doesnt||,|| a lot of the characters make it to the end of the book and just... die? A lot of their purpose is kind of meaningless imo as theres like fucking 20 of them||
i no click 
im thinking about that one greentext about tolkein naming stuff
and in the place it being dan abnett
yea but Tolkien's works
thinking absolute bullshit to say
because hes a literal english professor
me when i looked up kharn when i first started reading the heresy
kharn sounds cool
looks up and see his name is "kharn the betrayer"
me 👀
old norse type beat
but yeah basically buy it
i just dont think its worth a physical buy with 2 books but w/e
i will, and i hope they continue with this print to order for future books
i don't wanna be an hour late to pandemonium announced for sale and it sold out..
Yeah uh
you will NOT ever get Pandemonium on launch
it will probably be impossible

now should I click or should I go
Yeah that's funny and fine/ok
the girlies don't necessarily know what I mean by I have been fucked by this anus sculpture 6 times in a row
Is Hive worth the read? I might get it even if it's hardback
dilara approves 
Tung tung tung sahur
So…11th indirect fire and spotters.
My friend is under the weird assumption that a specific unit has to spot for one specific artillery unit, when my understanding is it is just an accuracy bonus for any artillery if it is in line of sight of any one of your units…
From what is seen so far, which is it?
TBF ||when he writes that many red herrings into the plot lol||
As far as we know it’s not like a historical and anyone can spot for everything
Yea what Apoc said its worth a read but Part 1 is extremely a slog and Abnett's wannabe tolkien madeup hive lingo is very annoying, otherwise readable, id say its a solid 7/10 book.
lol I guess
Part 1 is the setup, and...due to the way he works it, there is a LOT of setup.
Although, it would be useful reference material for how life in Hive is like as well lol
so random question, just how important are the wayfinders to the craftworld eldar
Regarding eldar seers or Mariners with general navigation skills though extremely.
Remember a craftworld is basically a floating country, wherever the ship goes it matters a lot as thats how they protect the craftworld or make it avoid danger
the dude has more or less gone on a suicide mission into a massive nest of humans alone
you're thinking of a wayseeker which Cairnareth is
maybe
idk
He's literally the model 1-1 lol
Owlcat make creative xenos companion designs challenge
yeah its way seeker
Every time I think of re-reading the Night Lord omnibus I just remember most aura moments Talos and the crew have are literally against normal humans
He probably is there for a reason he'll explain ingame, i wouldnt think much on it until he explains himself tbh
yeah true
I think we know since the alpha has a peek at it but yeah
he talks about his mission but not about how much pushback his people gave him iirc
Yeah we'll see, Wayseekers are like important but they arent farseer tier super wizards
Yeah Instagram Invincible fandom is not seeing the pearly gates
do you think the rushed release of every season is to stop them from tearing down society
Every single time someone tells me about how cool NL are I think about the fact that they do all this extra shit to clown on literally normal people when they could actually walk in the door and tear everyone in half with their bare hands
if the show ever talks about the fact Oliver proves just about every race in the galaxy could be a viable breeding stock for the Viltramites its gona get so much worse
Imma be honest it was just Talos's crew aka Vandred's warband
They are just styling on normal humans and cowering when real dawgs show up
It's also the dudes in the Carchs books
Im not saying anything. 😃
Didn't the painted count literally jump off a bridge instead of duelling another SM in the heresy
Nah he got killed then tossed off
lmao
that entire scene is straight out a cartoon
his sword is like
"You may have lost but ill let you beat him if you give your soul to m-"
"YES, ILL DO IT! TAKE IT!"
"Lmao okay you are doomed to 5000000 years of assfucking in the warp"
"NOOOOOOOOO-"

like bruh
Common NL experience
Ruh oh raggy
They are Starscream mixed with Navy Seals
"best of the best" when it comes to terrorizing defenseless people or torturing them
the MOMENT they meet resistance they scatter
(or get blown up)
idk if the character trope existed before him but i swear Starscream is such a common character trope its great
Starscream very much popularized it
dude is a full on traitor and coward but he is too damn good at his job to be removed
Not all of em but most of it
Which is hilarious
Unfortunately one of my favorite legions
Fucking hate and love the chuds
yeah he did
no joke could a world like Nostrama even produce patriots?
say his name, dalchian rassaq, never gave up despite being one of the biggest fools of all time
Negotiations are going good!
Quoting Maugan Ra Monday (@MauganRaMonday)
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Me calmly entering GW headquarters to suggest a Maugan Ra novel
Its amazing how you can feel genuinely horrible wakong up and then you piss and you're okay actually
@vagrant fox I REFUSE to let you disagree that the morning piss isnt godly
I know you're lying to yourself
Those were kept by the Nostraman noble houses while they sent regular prisoners as recruits for the legion
makes sense
It is I just wanted to disagree
Terminator unit be like: “Oh I can’t wait to bully my way onto the objective in No Man’s Land”
The Humble Arkanyst Evaluator who can also get Sustained Hits 1:
We both die today
look at my friends chud cat who broke his femur recently
Bro needs to put down the bottle
Slowly preparing my mentality to see chuds commenting hateful shit in my female space marine portrait comm 
I'll always remember him as this
It was an instant switch-up as well
Fun is not lore accurate dude... not allowed
The single moment Curze left Nostramo, the planet quickly turned to its usual shenanigans and the nobles took control of everything again
"Here's a hint!" BLAT
You missed the line smh
Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy

Supermasturbate and go back to bed
Quoting Novarx (the seer arc) 👁️ (@warrie2021)
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You wake up as Homelander, but with your morals/immorals and sense of self. What's your next move?
Lets just say 2 countries are no more and the world is much happier now
The finale for that show was overhated I think
It was because right wing "people" missed the point of Homelander
shockwave is my fav, starcream is a close second though
Based opinion
LMAO
Its at worst "okay"
the most evil robot in fiction and its not even close
Also the amount of people saying Homelander dying a pathetic death was "bad" are actually unhinged i think
lol
Shockwave was my favorite ever since i was younger cause i saw that spinosaurus iteration of him
Ultron and AM be taking notes
shockwave just does stuff man
ofc he turns into my fav dino
Me when the Spinosaurus pulls a gun on me
he-who-shall-not-be-named ass country
I must have seen a different dinosaur shockwave though cause apparently it says thats new?
Badass anyway
I know I just wanted to skip to the good part lmao
I love Leonard Nimoy as Galvatron
Unbelievable
Speaking of Don’t forget to get a ticket to watch the movie in theaters in September
Theres a transformers movie coming out?
It was messed up how they killed off so many guys right at the start
Also apology tour?
Apologize to us fans by continuing the Transformers One universe smh
That's what I was telling my boss literally 5 minutes ago lmao
It blows out ratchets face!
Like 2 minutes in!
All the original dudes I grew up with ☹️
I’ll never forgive Paramount for how dirty they did Transformers One
Thats how they phased them out for the new generation crew wasn't it
I didn't really care for too many of the new guys
Better than how they do Ratchet in the Bayverse movies
And fucking murders them
Maybe i was just still attached to the ogs
bruh 💀
My dad loves telling me how he watched that in theaters when he was 8 and he doesn't remember finishing it cause he was crying too hard
I want a movie about the Dinobots in the Transformers 1 Universe
I think that’d be sick especially if they go the Spiderverse style of animation for whenever Grimlock goes berserker
Dude how do you think I felt going to season 1 after that for the for the first time
Tonal whiplash doesn't even begin
Autobots getting massacred in droves
“Hey Prime wanna ball?”
It's honestly such an iconic start to a movie
There was some YouTuber who did a funny video about how Season 1 ends and The Movie™ begins
Time to see if y’all know ball
DECLARE THE UNIVERSAL GREETING 🗣️ 🔥
I gotta listen to the movie theme song now
Bah weep gra nah weep mini bon
It's gonna be stuck in my head all fay
Nini bong?
Close
One of those two
Yeah ni ni bong
Messaged this guy an offer to team up yesterday. Never got a response back, and I woke up this morning to see that he was attacking me. Now he’s losing 
Fucking dumbass should’ve taken my offer
Exterminatus his home base

Don’t even take any resources
what game is that?
hm
How I play orks in total war
Its ok i love tolkien and i never had trouble with Abnett vocabulary
(He doesnt know)
My father, Corvus Corax, does not recognize the state of Isreal.
Quoting Ryan ⁶𓅓 (@SlatttRyan)
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STARKILLER also does NOT recognize the State of Israel
wouldn’t like
every single primarch support israel
No
Because it's not them so no
Konrad would think their methods are weak
Angron would kill it over the smallest inconvenience
Corax is a hypocrite so hed kill them for nothing
Mortarion would do it because they did something to him so he'd want a petty revenge
Vulkan wouldn't like them but it's also a "under new management" thing
I'm trying to think of what Sanguinius would do tbh
Perty woukd think they're weak and worthless
my goat
I genuinely think the only primarchs who could maybe like them is... Alpharius?
A lot of the primarchs you'd think wouldn't like em would just take over the world anyway
They wouldn't like any nation state besides maybe idk
Gman, Vulkan, or maybe corax would play favourites
I think at least one of the primarchs would love Brazil
Fulgrim
Jaghatai Khan
what factions are in it
Orks, guard, sm, csm, and gsc (this one’s npc exclusive)
Lots of different regiments, successors, etc for the playable ones
nice
So I was playing boltgun and caedo was saying "god emperor" in his taunt, I thought except a few chapters, all space marines of the normal chapters saw the emperor as a normal leader, are there any examples of other marines having the belief of the emperor is a god in normal chapters or is caedo a rare exception?
Blood Ravens don't see the Emperor as a god per say either but are still deeply religious and have the belief he protects the souls of the faithful
^
Also to add
the God-Emperor thing is a 40k staple
they just say it because its iconic
People will say/scream God-Emperor despite not believing in it cause it just inspires people to fight
^
Faith is apparently a powerful weapon that motivates people into fighting harder than before and can do even more wild shit
I thought it was just limited to normal people and some chapters
Thought normal chapters just saw him as a normal dude
Not "normal dude"
Might change in the future narrative considering G-man is also starting to have doubts about his dad being a regular joe still
It also explains how caedo able to survive in the hellhole called graia
Everybody LOVES graia
When they slandering your goat but you cant talk back cause they lowkey right
vacation there !
Again just "doesnt matter" + "cool factor"
He survives because its a videogame
it gets the point across
Saying this shit like he isn't already
No Ik, I just meant that they didnt see him as a literal god
Normally
Caedo survives cause he's a chad
G1 Starscream is fucking hilarious
and took "faith as my shield" literally
Plot armor thicker than the average player's skull
And he has insane amount of faith in big e
Caedo solely exists to mog the primaris chuds
Caedo is built different
He has the classic UM protagonist plot armor
But
HE HAS HIS HELMET ON.

Titus would never
Caedo is the only example I know of a marine with plot armour that has his helmet on
Bobby G would be proud
Wrong
?????
Oh yeah
"Can I die now, Lord Guilliman?"
"Lol, lmao even"
Him too
Dante's dream:
The cooler dante
then he gets pranked and finds out he is a perpetual
Dante cross the rubicon surgery hoping he fucking dies
he missed that boat
Also this guy
Cawl went lmao and made the process way more survivable
If 40k dante crosses like any other Dante he is just fucked
Dante: "Finally peace at las-"
Emperor: "Hey there! So about that death..."
Dante: "NO FUCK YOU NO NONNO-"
He would willingly let himself be killed
Not even the emperor it was sanguinius himself who revived him
Imagine dying, seeing your own father going "nuh uh not yet"
Well shit some of them might let him live then
I know
It's just that it would be funny to have him die a second time and have the Emperor himself revive him
Actually
He turns into a saint

And then its the emperor and sanguinius side by side
"Your work is not done"
"We need to make you a new model, Dante"
Dante you need a new scale model with a fancy prop base
and a tactical rock
Dante has (as of now) met 2 primarchs, being given leadership of one half of the Imperium, turned chapter master of the Blood Angels, fought off a tyranid and khorne incursion in his homeworld and survived, met Sanguinius and the Sanguinor which revived him
What else
If he's that suicidal has he considered killing himself
Fought a strong ass tyranid bioform I forgot the name of solo and won
Its the "i want to die but the galaxy needs me" mentality
Yeah but like
Probably because on some level he thinks he doesn't deserve an easy death
Hes gotta look down at his handgun like that all the time
Given that he's lived long enough to
Regret even killing xenos
...
He still does it though

He is double the age he is too because of warp shenanigans + he chose to not drink blood
I watched a video by the remembrancer on the Eldar Craft World's what a sad tale
he’s in charge of half the imperium??
what primarch did he meet other than guilliman
Still, Saim-Hann and Biel-Tann will reconquer the galaxy for the Eldar
Lion
Yeah
He commands the Imperium Nihilus
Basically
Regent title of Imperium Nihilus
Can’t wait for him to get a Dreadnought model
He's told Mephiston that if he gets close to actually dying and somebody wants to put him in a dreadnought
Just don't
I legit believe that if he wakes up in a dreadnought he is killing everyone in charge of that decision
"We need to preserve such a venerable and honorable mind for generations to come!"
"I am going to fuCKING KILL EVERYONE-"
been thinking a lot on dreadnoughts lately
seems like a bum job tbh
like the double edged irony that those most likely to be put in them are those most likely to suffer
yeah no shit it sucks
😭 my condolences
no one’s listening to him 
guy gets so injured he has to live in a life support pod, and the marines are like "yeah we're putting your pod in the battle shell, since clearly people with extremely traumatic injuries are the most qualified to pilot these"
it's even worse for csm
Huron dodged a bullet
dante’s only 1500 years old? with how people talk i thought he was at least 5k
He's old because he constantly denies to drink blood
This rapidly increases the aging process of a BA marine
Biologically he is way older than what he actually is
Tbf 1500 years of a Space Marines lifestyle is still crazy
That’s old as shit by marine standards
Ay man my list modifications were accepted
Most marines fucking die
Dante has literally seen almost the entire chapter die three times
💀
Most marines barely see like
100+ years of service

Yeah usually they die before 200 lol
a lot of folks kinda lose perspective on time in 40k
fans i mean
like
never mind fourty thousand years, never mind ten thousand, in real life we only have about six thousand years of history
They’re fucked lol
events that transpired a hundred years ago are nearly gone from living memory entirely
@storm jungle Oh no I just realized something
...jason todd
Absolute Jason Tod...
He's getting the Absolute Crowbar..

yeah, all we have is written records, and even those can be lost
so for someone to have been alive more than a thousand years is fucking nuts
meanwhile chaos bros
EVERYONE CALL OGRYN STUPID AND IT TRUE! OGRYN BARELY EVEN LITERATE!
I'm not typing the whole fuckin thing
Reading this in bodyguards voice
Im pretty sure thats a daemon prince
Maybe he shouldn't look so much like an ogryn then
my brother's gf has this model but with metal dragon wings on it
thats how I know it's a daemon prince lmao
ngl it DOES look better with wings
The most angry Twitter post I’ve ever seen
-# Hey, who took a picture of me without my hair?
I've said the dorn thing but I'm on team "come back as a fucked up dreadnaught"
Like basically the cog castle from aos but just for him
tanks with legs are the coolest thing ever
Cogfort is way fucking bigger
thing is like
Warhound sized ?
nah
its not that big
the cogforts we're getting are explictly on the "smaller" end
lol
not to say they're small
bcs they're using 40ks vehicle scaling
they're knight sized/slightly bigger
So odd question, but if I wanted to make a CSM warband that looked like they had been tarred and feathered, which god or legion does the concept align to the most?
Malice would be sorta fitting
for the big 4?
Undivided, Nurgle, Tzeentch
Unless they do it ironically, then probably Slaanesh
Nurgle you can make the tar like
rottedbody tar
Tzeentch for the bird bit
Or you can just do undivided
That's gross. I love it. Tar man space marines.
Yeah but I want dudes on top of him shooting down from above
its not actual tar
I'm not rephrasing that
but you know what I mean lol
its disgusting gooey rotted crap thats highly flamable and tar like
Tallow
I know.
It doenst really matter
But that just made me think of the tar man from return of the living dead.
You shouldn’t limit your CSM warband to 1 god
Unless it’s gonna be like for one of the cult marine codex armies
I see.
tzeentch hasnt really used feathers outside of AOS
i guess hte cursling?
i dont rmemeber if his old model had feathers
Monogod didn't really have much unique miniatures in Fantasy tbf
tzeentch basically has monopoly on bird related stuff i thought?
bit like slaanesh with crab
in aos belakor has stolen some bird stuff, i cant remmeber if it was crows or ravens
but also he has a monopl;y onuh
hooves?
everyoones got hooves it came free with your chaos mutations
guys how much is enough when writing shit for your homebrew content 
My warbands culture has already 16k words and its not even halfway done
how much of that isnt battles and shit
a 150,000 word novel would probably be too much
evil horsey
he can share some chaos mojo
I think a lot
sucks CSM dont have mechanical horsies

its not even halfway done
thats cool and all but what detachment do you play 🫵
your mother
cultureslop
black lexion has 5k
This is just the overview btw
might waanna slow your roll overwriting cause spretty bad burn out
i try to write as if im makign a lex article
then if htere is a specific event idea i liek id make a new thign ofr that
I was trying to do that at first but I then decided to make it as plausibly explained as possible





