#40k-lore-chat

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rancid cove
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Chuds be creative challenge

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Absolutely fucking impossible

crystal forum
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it means they want to execute you by firing squad

storm jungle
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I know jay

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how about we do the same to you

crystal forum
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i wanted to reply to mag

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but yeah chuds find capital punishment funny or something

storm jungle
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Also that yea

rancid cove
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This should be the only joke that matters

storm jungle
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Commander Chadperd ON DECK 🗣️

crystal forum
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some US states still allowed you to choose firing squad as your execution method until recently

rancid cove
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Commander Chadperd reporting on the bridge with my polycule of xenos I fuck

crystal forum
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random trivia

solid horizon
crystal forum
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and honestly if i had the choice i'd choose the firing squad

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kind of a badass way to die

rancid cove
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Something something for democracy

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Just shoot me bro

crystal forum
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your executioners having to actually look at you

storm jungle
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I mean id assume most are used to killing people

crystal forum
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not necessarily people who are tied up and unable to fight back

storm jungle
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I mean

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its the US army

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im sorry jay lmao

crystal forum
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hey it isn't the CIA

rancid cove
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That you know of

crystal forum
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those guys do that every monday

storm jungle
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Well

crystal forum
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did anybody else see that obvious CIA honeypot app meant for trans people

rancid cove
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Do they think queer people to be just as stupid as straight "people"

solid horizon
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anyways

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who was building the wall of interactions anyways

crystal forum
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bulgur

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@queen laurel

rancid cove
queen laurel
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What do you want

crystal forum
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anyways i'm having to watch the original doctor who series because i guess the reboot is memory holed currently

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god this shit is boring

storm jungle
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i think you just suck jay

solid horizon
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he might

rancid cove
solid horizon
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dr who is kinda boring not gonna lie

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dope intro theme

rancid cove
solid horizon
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dilara has killed me so many times and I have come back so many times I could be a warhammer character

storm jungle
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its true

crystal forum
solid horizon
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dr who is british people's x files

crystal forum
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I do not enjoy the old ass format of having 1 story plot take like 5 episodes that are 30 minutes each

celest dome
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I'll be honest, you don't need to like all the episode of a series to like it.

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Otherwise, nobody would like Warhammer KEKW_ogryn

solid horizon
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isnt the 50s dr who series lost media tho

crystal forum
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you'll have like 10 episodes of filler before something iconic happens

solid horizon
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remember

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filler episodes have non negligable importance to the narration

crystal forum
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doctor who isn't a linear plot or however it's called

storm jungle
crystal forum
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so yeah some episodes genuinely have no impact on anything

storm jungle
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you judgemental piece of SHIT

storm jungle
solid horizon
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says dilara btw

storm jungle
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says Android John btw

crystal forum
storm jungle
crystal forum
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it's like star trek where each episode is its own thing

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well usually

solid horizon
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the experience

crystal forum
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twilight zone is also funny because like

solid horizon
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twilight zone is anthology

crystal forum
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3 seasons

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60 episodes per season

solid horizon
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yup

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tonight in the twilight zone

crystal forum
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i love twilight zone but it also has way too many filler episodes

solid horizon
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wdym filler

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it's an anthology series

crystal forum
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clearly lower budget than others

solid horizon
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there is no linear narration

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that's not filler

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simply a difference in skill

crystal forum
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what's your fav episode

solid horizon
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uhhhhhhh

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I dont rember

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I havent watched this thing in so long

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uhhh

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lemme rember

crystal forum
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i dont have a fav myself

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i have several i liked

solid horizon
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I think they're mostly all good

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I liked the one where everyone goes fukin insane because there is no current

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it was funny

crystal forum
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i like that era of just trying whatever sci fi idea and making a short story out of it

solid horizon
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the one where that one dead gangster gets everything he wants once he dies but realises it's not so good

crystal forum
solid horizon
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lemme grab a list of episodes, it might help with my memory

crystal forum
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there's that one episode where the character is straight up just neurodivergent

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and he isn't judged harshly by the plot so that's nice

solid horizon
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the hitchhiker was nice

crystal forum
solid horizon
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woman drives on the highway and keep seeing a hitchhiker

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then realises she's fuckin dead

crystal forum
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i just remembered that one episode with absolutely no dialogue about a poor woman in a rural house fighting off tiny aliens

storm jungle
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im sorry

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😔

solid horizon
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amazing observation dilara

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👏

crystal forum
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time travel is used a ton in twilight zone

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i imagine it was that era's equivalent of multiverse slop

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rod sterling was a pretty based individual

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pro worker's rights and stuff

solid horizon
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the after hours episode is prequel to the backrooms

solid horizon
crystal forum
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there's that famous one about the book addict who survives nuclear war by being in a bank vault when the bombs drop

solid horizon
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twilight zone episodes are pretty good "what if" approaches to philosophical questions imo

crystal forum
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that episode is so unintentionally funny

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like the guy is literally a book addict

solid horizon
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dilara lore

crystal forum
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and the episode genuinely treats him like a bad person for it too

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like he deserves his fate of never being able to read anything again lol

crystal forum
solid horizon
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twilight zone more than other examples

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the reason of its popularity I think

crystal forum
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like the classic star trek series has a bunch of episodes where it's like "what if people were racist about which side of their body has black or white"

solid horizon
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oh yeah star trek was much more sociological

crystal forum
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I also liked DS9's approach of portraying some grounded problems of the world

sacred ginkgo
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I think it was first aired as a radio drama

jade holly
rancid cove
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Guys I have very good news- one of my commissions is getting worked on and its looking very good so far

crystal forum
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show progress

winged jacinth
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Has a named marine ever died from the extremely dangerous rubicon surgery

arctic talon
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Also in universe it’s like a normal surgery where it’s gotten safer overtime

winged jacinth
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I cant think of a single time its failed despite the alleged 50% failure rate

rancid cove
languid meadow
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Awesome

arctic talon
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It’s lowered by an unspecified amount now

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Like the first time we did a liver transplant as humans lol

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That shit was dangerous as hell

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Nowadays it’s not so bad

languid meadow
winged jacinth
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It would have been insanely funny if calgar died in the first one

arctic talon
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It would have been

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lol

rancid cove
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Dante was hoping to die on that operation table yet he survived

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Poor bastard

hallow saddle
arctic talon
rancid cove
crystal forum
rancid cove
crystal forum
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nvm it's an artist

languid meadow
rancid cove
urban spire
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is that gorion the flayer? is that vernaculus? is that vernarius? is that mannoth the damned?

crystal forum
rose thorn
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This seems uh really really good lmao

urban spire
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skitarii shouldnt have to roll to hit cause why would they fire if they werent going to hit? thats not efficient is it

languid meadow
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Do... Hernkyn even need this

hollow zodiac
arctic talon
arctic talon
languid meadow
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Waste of weed

hollow zodiac
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Unless you're hot boxing like a mf

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Just gonna stink everything up

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I like the energy tho

crystal forum
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isnt that the point of incense

languid meadow
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Yeah to make things smell nice

arctic talon
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Weed smells like shit

hollow zodiac
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I like the smell of pot when I'm smoking it

languid meadow
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Good weed smells awful

crystal forum
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i like the smell of weed

hollow zodiac
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Not when other people are smoking it

languid meadow
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I like the taste

hollow zodiac
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I also like the smell of ciagarettes tho so I'm a bad judge for that

crystal forum
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i like the smell of people who smoke cigs just because of nostalgia

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but i hate the stain smell

hollow zodiac
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yeah

hollow lantern
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that dank sure stank lit

urban spire
hollow zodiac
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I dated an older woman who reeked of that stale smoke smell

crystal forum
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motel room that suffocates you with ancient cancer

hollow zodiac
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And it was unbearable

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
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Oi I'm not a fascist I was just an edgy kid

languid meadow
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I like the smell and taste of cigs but I'd never smoke em

hollow zodiac
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Not worth it

arctic talon
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Taste?

crystal forum
spring cairn
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probably one of the foulest smelling and tasting common thing on earth

hollow zodiac
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I'm sssoooo embarrassed about the nicotine stains on my teeth

arctic talon
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Get them washed for like 1000$

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💀

hollow zodiac
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I was boutta say lmao

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I'm not that kind of 40k fan

crystal forum
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i just get mine cleaned every year

hollow zodiac
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I finally got a job with benefits so I'm gonna start doing that

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Loterally signed up today

arctic talon
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The smell of cigarettes makes me nostalgic

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Not the stain smell

spring cairn
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i get bi yearly state mandated dentist visits

hollow zodiac
arctic talon
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Just like the smell of them burning

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lol

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I hate the “stained” smell

hollow zodiac
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I also like the smell of burning

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Same with char, char on my food good

crystal forum
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i probably have several types of tar in my lungs from various sources including wood fire

hollow zodiac
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Just a bit tho

vagrant fox
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Cigs taste and smell good but then everything gets yellow and yucky no thanks

hollow zodiac
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yeah

spring cairn
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are u guys cigs strawberry flavoured or something

arctic talon
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my grandparents and relatives only smoke outside lol

crystal forum
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if i'm smoking it's just going to be pot because at least i can get a worthwhile effect from it

arctic talon
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Which is really funny

hollow zodiac
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Wut

arctic talon
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fucking weirdos for their generation

hollow zodiac
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Although THOSE STINK

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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cigars are way better than cigarettes because you dont even breathe them in

hollow zodiac
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I miss my stogies sometimes

crystal forum
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and they're not meant to he an every day thing

vagrant fox
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Cigars are noice

hollow zodiac
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Respectfully

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They are horrible for you cause it goes straight to your gums and shit

crystal forum
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nah i dont mean in enjoyment

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cigarettes do too

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mouth cancer is way less bad than lung cancer anyways

hollow zodiac
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Yeah but cigars are denser and more concentrated.

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It's one of the reasons why I stopped

crystal forum
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you smoke less cigars than cigarettes

radiant lance
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Do not grade evils, kruber for you may try to find kinship with the least

spring cairn
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i think they are the same and both taste awful bro

radiant lance
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I chew on cigarettes

spring cairn
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that's snus

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also evil

crystal forum
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anyways i dont even touch nicotine

hollow zodiac
crystal forum
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i already have a hard time not smoking weed

radiant lance
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Don't even smoke cigs
Just eat them

arctic talon
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lol

spring cairn
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i have not smoked weed in ages, i just do edibles now

vagrant fox
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All you need is snus tbh

arctic talon
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doesn't snus also cause mouth cancer

vagrant fox
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yeah

spring cairn
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yes

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it's awful

rose thorn
languid meadow
crystal forum
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nicotine is inherently bad for you

spring cairn
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no way

vagrant fox
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I've never touched snus but I've known too many who're just doing it nonstop

radiant lance
crystal forum
spring cairn
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do you even swallow snus ?

crystal forum
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it's like a 1700's thing

vagrant fox
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foreigner copycats smh

urban spire
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snus is so nasty

spring cairn
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i thought u were supposed to spit it out

arctic talon
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Nicotine is def a drug lol

spring cairn
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after chewing on it

crystal forum
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snus is snorted

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no?

spring cairn
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no...

urban spire
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no

arctic talon
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thats snuff

crystal forum
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snuff then

urban spire
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snus goes under your upper lip

crystal forum
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whatever it's all dumb af

celest dome
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Is Snus just chewing tobacco ?

vagrant fox
# languid meadow https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3710600/view/668366713382764590

When Laarthyr has a chance encounter with an acolyte of the Holy Inquisition investigating the mystery of the Tyrant Star, this agent of the Golden Throne may turn their weapon against the accursed xenos, forever separating their respective paths. Yet should the acolyte see fit to put aside ancient enmity for the sake of survival, the aloof and arrogant Corsair will become a valuable ally to them in this dark time — a decision that will bring the acolyte one step closer to being branded a radical.

ouuoogh i'm radicalling all over

urban spire
vagrant fox
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It's like a little pouch of tobacco you place under your lip

storm jungle
spring cairn
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u can't say that

urban spire
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can she say that?

crystal forum
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she can say that

vagrant fox
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gross

storm jungle
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Ill allow it

arctic talon
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anyways my nostalgia maxing smell is like, incense, cigerette smoke and cooking oil

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at a ratio

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lol

crystal forum
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is there any warhammer romance books

arctic talon
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there is romance in warhammer books

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but there is not a romance focused warhammer book

vagrant fox
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There's some sloppy fanfics

crystal forum
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this might sound dumb at first but it could work pretty well

vagrant fox
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Don't revive that horror

arctic talon
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ABD wanted to make a romeo and juliete riff on 2 Drukhari kabalite drachons lol

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yes I know thats a tragedy

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but still

storm jungle
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its just prob not worth the investment

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compared to say uh

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space marine novel

vagrant fox
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Love Can Bloom has eternally damned that concept to the stinky pile

crystal forum
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idk women lap that shit up so i'm sure it would find a demographic

storm jungle
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"women"

arctic talon
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ADB should have made his Drukhari romance slop novel

storm jungle
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this guy doesnt know how the world works...

arctic talon
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change my mind

glossy sonnet
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But would it sell more minis

vagrant fox
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yes

arctic talon
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Yes but no but yes

storm jungle
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no kissing allowed

crystal forum
crystal forum
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-# because men cant feel anything

storm jungle
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the percentage of women that buy those trash novels is not that big

spring cairn
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i can feel everything

vagrant fox
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I feel hungry rn liar

spring cairn
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they call me the feeler

storm jungle
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bro is NOT a Batman villain

urban spire
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its more complicated, the people who make decisions about what demos are targeted for sales cannot be assumed to be rational

vagrant fox
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I would take a fucked up Deldar romance though, looking at Marzipan. Not that ADB could help himself from doing his usual thing

urban spire
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like they still think 40k is for 12 year old boys not 30 year old lesbians

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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He's on thin ice but I'll allow it

crystal forum
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dont let dan abnet write a romance novel

arctic talon
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fresh from the 40k discord and forged with spite and hate

vagrant fox
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you don't want 30 made up words or something?

arctic talon
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ADB is not dan abnett

crystal forum
crystal forum
vagrant fox
storm jungle
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People legit cannot shut the fuck up about this

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lmao

crystal forum
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both love slop

storm jungle
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doesnt matter

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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also all the stuff on this meme is entirely true lol

arctic talon
steel ingot
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average garth ennis character name

storm jungle
arctic talon
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I genuinely do not know what the fuck this could be in cantonsese

crystal forum
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speaking of racism, i learned yesterday that the first episodes of doctor who aren't viewable because the rights are held by the son of the original writer and he's comical levels of chud

storm jungle
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Based?

crystal forum
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and he REALLY hates doctor who fans

storm jungle
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Or unbased?

storm jungle
crystal forum
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nah he's a racist shit

storm jungle
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So are we tbh

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we must gather all nerd fans and shoot them to saturn

vagrant fox
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i'm not

storm jungle
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excluding me

vagrant fox
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Too bad you're in the chud rocket and I'm not

crystal forum
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claims to not be a fan of doctor who and never watched it but has strong opinions about the newest doctor being black and how it affects the meaning of the series

arctic talon
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all I can figure out is the last name for that fuckass name

vagrant fox
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The 9th one was the only good doctor

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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i like all the doctors i've seen so far

steel ingot
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i have enjoyed to not very enjoyed who over the course of its life

arctic talon
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Its likely Jiu

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or something lol

storm jungle
arctic talon
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I don't speak cantonese so I don't know wtf the first 2 are

vagrant fox
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The only good Doctor Who it's true

steel ingot
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i just get so fatigued with its own self serving nonsense after a while

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Eccleston is a legend love that guy

crystal forum
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doctor who sometimes has terrible writers

steel ingot
vagrant fox
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isn't fook a cantonese word just straight up

crystal forum
steel ingot
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i wish matt smith had eyebrows

crystal forum
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(also he stayed for way too long)

steel ingot
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he kinda looks like his skulls too big for his head sometimes

arctic talon
crystal forum
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anyways i heard the newer seasons are good or smth

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not like i can watch them

storm jungle
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DoKKKtor Who has always been bad

steel ingot
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i think it also looses something now that the budgets have ballooned out but thats more a personal gripe

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i miss when limitations really called for more creative use of special effects

crystal forum
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dilara what's a good semi legal streaming site so i dont get viruses

steel ingot
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as someone who grew up on mid 2000s and late 90s scifi i have watched the greats rise to their peaks and then fall

storm jungle
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uh literally any of them ngl, but you guys got more stricter laws iirc

arctic talon
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oh my fucking god lol

steel ingot
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shoutouts stargate SG1 btw incredible show

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which also had its peak

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then fall

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IE stargate galaxy or whatever the fuck it was called

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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stupid ass show

arctic talon
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I think this name is Hokkien

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lol

steel ingot
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only had one good episode and it was ripping off an old SG1 ep anyways

arctic talon
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yeah its hokkien

crystal forum
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i dont get it

steel ingot
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sci fi channel was moving crazy in the 2000s now that i think about it

crystal forum
jade holly
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Dilara any luck on finding the source of Berehk ripping an Ork’s head off with his teeth or is it officially a debunked feat?

arctic talon
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transliterated into english

crystal forum
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why does this person care about chinese immigrants in canada in 1891

arctic talon
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nah the whole thing is they find weird names

crystal forum
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oh

arctic talon
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The 2 I posted are both just funny bcs they're really weird

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and the first one is wade gilles

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which makes it even weirder

vagrant fox
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It's good for world building

timid pasture
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Who do you think has commited a greater error that doomed the galaxy at large:

Barabas Dantioch, who showed the path of the Tyranids to the galaxy by destroying the Pharos device,

Or Watch Captain Artemis, who "saved" Slaanesh by foiling the Eldar's ritual aiming to destroy her?

vagrant fox
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Sometimes I look at puritanical names for warhammers

arctic talon
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the Canadian one is in peh oe ji

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which is funny as fuck

vagrant fox
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If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned is a radical name ok

arctic talon
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still crazy to me how Hokkien had a better romanization method

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then mandarin for like

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almost 100 fucking years

crystal forum
vagrant fox
arctic talon
steel ingot
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i was rewatching that ian video on homebrew chapters and i found it funny how many of the "mary sue pitfalls" he described also describe grey knights

vagrant fox
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Maybe Hokkien is just inherently superior than Beijing Mandarin

vagrant fox
rancid cove
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Gf is mad at me over secretly ordering new commission

arctic talon
steel ingot
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hate the grey knights

arctic talon
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this is why Fujian mandarin is superior/j

rancid cove
steel ingot
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i want a daemon to wipe them all out

arctic talon
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they don't go er after everything

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and it doesn't make me have a stroke

storm jungle
jade holly
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Damn

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Farewell angry dwarf with no arms ripping an Ork’s head off with his teeth

arctic talon
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They add r after almost everything

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it drives me insane

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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I don't know how they do it

jade holly
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So I looked up stuff on how writing in Mandarin works, does it work in two different ways?

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You write a word based on the sounds of the characters or by the meaning of the characters?

sacred bluff
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You will be able to order your copies from Saturday 30 May until 8am UK-time on Friday 5 June, and you’ll be guaranteed a copy.

Because we’ll be printing these books based on demand, production and delivery can take up to 180 days.

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THANK FUCKING GOD

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THEY NEED TO DO THIS WITH ALL BOOKS GOING FORWARD

arctic talon
sacred bluff
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now i get my coppy 😌

jade holly
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So no more worries of not getting your book in time?

storm jungle
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Stop buying physical books, now!!!

sacred bluff
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no!!

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i look at a screen too long already, paperback is better nod

sacred bluff
steel ingot
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i didnt read hive i heard that was everyones gripe

storm jungle
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also the south african slur lingo is annoying

vagrant fox
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It keeps swapping pov to some nonsense that doesn't matter and with people saying things I don't understand 😔

sacred bluff
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frak that

storm jungle
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no no not frak

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its fhrak

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truly a genius abnett is

vagrant fox
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I don't know if it doesn't matter I haven't gotten that far yet

sacred bluff
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concrete = rockrete

storm jungle
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no no

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like we are talking literal nonsense words

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40k lingo is at least in english mixed words lmao

storm jungle
sacred bluff
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i no click noper

steel ingot
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im thinking about that one greentext about tolkein naming stuff

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and in the place it being dan abnett

storm jungle
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yea but Tolkien's works

steel ingot
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thinking absolute bullshit to say

storm jungle
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because hes a literal english professor

sacred bluff
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me when i looked up kharn when i first started reading the heresy

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kharn sounds cool
looks up and see his name is "kharn the betrayer"
me 👀

urban spire
storm jungle
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"Kharn, you could never be a Betrayer."

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turns to camera

sacred bluff
storm jungle
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but yeah basically buy it

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i just dont think its worth a physical buy with 2 books but w/e

steel ingot
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Kharn the betrayer would never betray us

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this is how chaos factions sound EVERY DAY

sacred bluff
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i will, and i hope they continue with this print to order for future books

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i don't wanna be an hour late to pandemonium announced for sale and it sold out..

storm jungle
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Yeah uh

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you will NOT ever get Pandemonium on launch

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it will probably be impossible

vagrant fox
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Yeah that's funny and fine/ok

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the girlies don't necessarily know what I mean by I have been fucked by this anus sculpture 6 times in a row

hallow plover
sacred bluff
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dilara approves nod

silver grail
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Tung tung tung sahur

raven stone
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So…11th indirect fire and spotters.
My friend is under the weird assumption that a specific unit has to spot for one specific artillery unit, when my understanding is it is just an accuracy bonus for any artillery if it is in line of sight of any one of your units…

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From what is seen so far, which is it?

raven stone
arctic talon
storm jungle
raven stone
plush mason
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so random question, just how important are the wayfinders to the craftworld eldar

storm jungle
#

Wayfinders are a votann thing

plush mason
#

wayseer i meant

#

also the comp in DH is a corsair mb

storm jungle
#

Regarding eldar seers or Mariners with general navigation skills though extremely.

Remember a craftworld is basically a floating country, wherever the ship goes it matters a lot as thats how they protect the craftworld or make it avoid danger

plush mason
#

the dude has more or less gone on a suicide mission into a massive nest of humans alone

languid meadow
#

you're thinking of a wayseeker which Cairnareth is

#

maybe

#

idk

#

He's literally the model 1-1 lol

storm jungle
#

Owlcat make creative xenos companion designs challenge

plush mason
#

yeah its way seeker

rancid cove
#

Every time I think of re-reading the Night Lord omnibus I just remember most aura moments Talos and the crew have are literally against normal humans

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

I think we know since the alpha has a peek at it but yeah

plush mason
#

he talks about his mission but not about how much pushback his people gave him iirc

storm jungle
#

Yeah we'll see, Wayseekers are like important but they arent farseer tier super wizards

rancid cove
languid meadow
#

do you think the rushed release of every season is to stop them from tearing down society

hollow lantern
plush mason
rancid cove
#

They are just styling on normal humans and cowering when real dawgs show up

hollow lantern
#

It's also the dudes in the Carchs books

plush mason
#

lmao

#

i assume it will happen at some point

hollow lantern
#

Didn't the painted count literally jump off a bridge instead of duelling another SM in the heresy

storm jungle
#

Nah he got killed then tossed off

#

lmao

#

that entire scene is straight out a cartoon

#

his sword is like

#

"You may have lost but ill let you beat him if you give your soul to m-"

#

"YES, ILL DO IT! TAKE IT!"

#

"Lmao okay you are doomed to 5000000 years of assfucking in the warp"

#

"NOOOOOOOOO-"

#

like bruh

vagrant fox
#

Common NL experience

rancid cove
#

Ruh oh raggy

vagrant fox
#

I love how much the NL are moron jobbers good for just being bullies

#

it's perfect

hollow lantern
#

They honestly remind me of like

#

G1 Starscream

storm jungle
#

They are Starscream mixed with Navy Seals

#

"best of the best" when it comes to terrorizing defenseless people or torturing them

#

the MOMENT they meet resistance they scatter

#

(or get blown up)

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Starscream very much popularized it

plush mason
#

dude is a full on traitor and coward but he is too damn good at his job to be removed

rancid cove
#

Unfortunately one of my favorite legions

#

Fucking hate and love the chuds

plush mason
rancid cove
plush mason
# rancid cove

no joke could a world like Nostrama even produce patriots?

vagrant fox
#

say his name, dalchian rassaq, never gave up despite being one of the biggest fools of all time

languid meadow
heady rivet
#

Its amazing how you can feel genuinely horrible wakong up and then you piss and you're okay actually

languid meadow
#

your humors are out of balance that's why

#

go see the apothecary

heady rivet
#

@vagrant fox I REFUSE to let you disagree that the morning piss isnt godly

#

I know you're lying to yourself

plush mason
#

i love when they add a little bit of color to black and white stuff

rancid cove
plush mason
#

makes sense

vagrant fox
jade holly
#

Terminator unit be like: “Oh I can’t wait to bully my way onto the objective in No Man’s Land”

The Humble Arkanyst Evaluator who can also get Sustained Hits 1:

#

We both die today

vagrant fox
#

look at my friends chud cat who broke his femur recently

jade holly
rancid cove
#

Slowly preparing my mentality to see chuds commenting hateful shit in my female space marine portrait comm gulp

hollow lantern
#

I'll always remember him as this

rancid cove
glossy sonnet
rancid cove
#

The single moment Curze left Nostramo, the planet quickly turned to its usual shenanigans and the nobles took control of everything again

glossy sonnet
rancid cove
#

Olympia is no more

#

Only Medrengard matters now

jade holly
#

Coronation Starscream? This is bad comedy

languid meadow
rancid cove
glossy sonnet
#

The finale for that show was overhated I think

rancid cove
#

It was because right wing "people" missed the point of Homelander

plush mason
rancid cove
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

id also...

#

supermasterubate and go to bed

plush mason
#

the most evil robot in fiction and its not even close

storm jungle
#

Also the amount of people saying Homelander dying a pathetic death was "bad" are actually unhinged i think

#

lol

glossy sonnet
#

Shockwave was my favorite ever since i was younger cause i saw that spinosaurus iteration of him

jade holly
glossy sonnet
#

Thought it was super cool

languid meadow
#

shockwave just does stuff man

plush mason
#

ofc he turns into my fav dino

jade holly
rancid cove
languid meadow
#

he-who-shall-not-be-named ass country

glossy sonnet
#

I must have seen a different dinosaur shockwave though cause apparently it says thats new?

#

Badass anyway

hollow zodiac
jade holly
#

THAT IS THE GOOD PART

#

Smh

hollow zodiac
#

I love Leonard Nimoy as Galvatron

jade holly
#

Unbelievable

#

Speaking of Don’t forget to get a ticket to watch the movie in theaters in September

hollow zodiac
#

YO???

#

Rerelease??

glossy sonnet
#

Theres a transformers movie coming out?

jade holly
glossy sonnet
#

Man I haven't seen that movie in ages

#

I have to go see that again

jade holly
#

Well

#

Good news

glossy sonnet
#

It was messed up how they killed off so many guys right at the start

jade holly
#

Also apology tour?

#

Apologize to us fans by continuing the Transformers One universe smh

hollow zodiac
#

It blows out ratchets face!

#

Like 2 minutes in!

glossy sonnet
#

All the original dudes I grew up with ☹️

jade holly
#

I’ll never forgive Paramount for how dirty they did Transformers One

glossy sonnet
#

Thats how they phased them out for the new generation crew wasn't it

storm jungle
#

also Megatron boards the autobot ship and is instantly just

#

"DIE AUTOBOTS!!!"

glossy sonnet
#

I didn't really care for too many of the new guys

jade holly
storm jungle
#

And fucking murders them

glossy sonnet
#

Maybe i was just still attached to the ogs

storm jungle
#

bruh 💀

hollow zodiac
#

My dad loves telling me how he watched that in theaters when he was 8 and he doesn't remember finishing it cause he was crying too hard

jade holly
#

I want a movie about the Dinobots in the Transformers 1 Universe

#

I think that’d be sick especially if they go the Spiderverse style of animation for whenever Grimlock goes berserker

hollow zodiac
#

Tonal whiplash doesn't even begin

jade holly
#

Autobots getting massacred in droves

“Hey Prime wanna ball?”

hollow zodiac
hollow lantern
#

There was some YouTuber who did a funny video about how Season 1 ends and The Movie™ begins

jade holly
#

Time to see if y’all know ball

DECLARE THE UNIVERSAL GREETING 🗣️ 🔥

hollow zodiac
#

I gotta listen to the movie theme song now

hollow lantern
#

Bah weep gra nah weep mini bon

hollow zodiac
#

It's gonna be stuck in my head all fay

hollow lantern
#

Nini bong?

jade holly
hollow lantern
#

One of those two

jade holly
#

Yeah ni ni bong

hollow zodiac
#

I can speak a little tv

#

Don't touch that dial

lament shoal
#

Messaged this guy an offer to team up yesterday. Never got a response back, and I woke up this morning to see that he was attacking me. Now he’s losing KEKW_ogryn

#

Fucking dumbass should’ve taken my offer

jade holly
#

Don’t even take any resources

lament shoal
#

Its mine now

lament shoal
#

Supremacy: Warhammer 40k

#

Just came out like last week

plush mason
#

hm

hollow zodiac
rancid cove
lament shoal
#

They’re getting lit up

#

I expected better from a loyalist sm player

hallow plover
hallow plover
#

I'm not a languagelet

#

(You can laugh at me if I come back filtered)

mossy peak
#

wouldn’t like

#

every single primarch support israel

rancid cove
#

No

languid meadow
#

Because it's not them so no

rancid cove
#

Konrad would think their methods are weak
Angron would kill it over the smallest inconvenience
Corax is a hypocrite so hed kill them for nothing
Mortarion would do it because they did something to him so he'd want a petty revenge

languid meadow
#

Vulkan wouldn't like them but it's also a "under new management" thing

rancid cove
#

I'm trying to think of what Sanguinius would do tbh

#

Perty woukd think they're weak and worthless

glossy sonnet
#

my goat

rancid cove
#

I genuinely think the only primarchs who could maybe like them is... Alpharius?

languid meadow
#

A lot of the primarchs you'd think wouldn't like em would just take over the world anyway

#

They wouldn't like any nation state besides maybe idk

#

Gman, Vulkan, or maybe corax would play favourites

rancid cove
#

I think at least one of the primarchs would love Brazil

glossy sonnet
#

Fulgrim

heady rivet
plush mason
lament shoal
#

Lots of different regiments, successors, etc for the playable ones

plush mason
#

nice

languid meadow
fervent gull
#

So I was playing boltgun and caedo was saying "god emperor" in his taunt, I thought except a few chapters, all space marines of the normal chapters saw the emperor as a normal leader, are there any examples of other marines having the belief of the emperor is a god in normal chapters or is caedo a rare exception?

gleaming gale
heady rivet
#

In classic fashion

storm jungle
#

^

#

Also to add

#

the God-Emperor thing is a 40k staple

#

they just say it because its iconic

rancid cove
#

People will say/scream God-Emperor despite not believing in it cause it just inspires people to fight

storm jungle
#

^

rancid cove
#

Faith is apparently a powerful weapon that motivates people into fighting harder than before and can do even more wild shit

fervent gull
#

Thought normal chapters just saw him as a normal dude

rancid cove
#

Not "normal dude"

gleaming gale
#

Might change in the future narrative considering G-man is also starting to have doubts about his dad being a regular joe still

rancid cove
#

They think he is a powerful and wise general

#

"The Emperor beloved by all"

fervent gull
#

It also explains how caedo able to survive in the hellhole called graia

opaque coyote
#

So fucking well

steel ingot
#

Everybody LOVES graia

rancid cove
# opaque coyote

When they slandering your goat but you cant talk back cause they lowkey right

steel ingot
#

vacation there !

storm jungle
storm jungle
rancid cove
#

Also

#

God Emperor is easier to pronounce than "Emperor beloved by all"

steel ingot
#

it gets the point across

sacred ginkgo
fervent gull
#

Normally

steel ingot
#

Caedo survives cause he's a chad

opaque coyote
steel ingot
#

and took "faith as my shield" literally

sacred ginkgo
fervent gull
gleaming gale
#

Caedo solely exists to mog the primaris chuds

opaque coyote
#

He has the classic UM protagonist plot armor

#

But

#

HE HAS HIS HELMET ON.

gleaming gale
fervent gull
#

Caedo is the only example I know of a marine with plot armour that has his helmet on

#

Bobby G would be proud

rancid cove
#

Wrong

rancid cove
#

You're all forgetting Dante

#

The fucking goat

#

THE REGENT OF IMPERIUM NIHILUS

sacred ginkgo
fervent gull
#

Oh yeah

gleaming gale
#

"Can I die now, Lord Guilliman?"
"Lol, lmao even"

fervent gull
#

Him too

rancid cove
opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
plush mason
rancid cove
plush mason
#

he missed that boat

plush mason
#

Cawl went lmao and made the process way more survivable

sacred ginkgo
#

If 40k dante crosses like any other Dante he is just fucked

opaque coyote
rancid cove
rancid cove
#

Imagine dying, seeing your own father going "nuh uh not yet"

sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
#

Actually

#

He turns into a saint

glossy sonnet
#

"We need to make you a new model, Dante"

sacred ginkgo
#

Dante you need a new scale model with a fancy prop base

gleaming gale
#

and a tactical rock

rancid cove
#

Dante has (as of now) met 2 primarchs, being given leadership of one half of the Imperium, turned chapter master of the Blood Angels, fought off a tyranid and khorne incursion in his homeworld and survived, met Sanguinius and the Sanguinor which revived him
What else

sacred ginkgo
#

If he's that suicidal has he considered killing himself

rancid cove
#

Fought a strong ass tyranid bioform I forgot the name of solo and won

rancid cove
sacred ginkgo
#

Yeah but like

opaque coyote
sacred ginkgo
#

Hes gotta look down at his handgun like that all the time

opaque coyote
#

Given that he's lived long enough to

#

Regret even killing xenos

#

...

#

He still does it though

rancid cove
#

He is double the age he is too because of warp shenanigans + he chose to not drink blood

brittle geyser
#

I watched a video by the remembrancer on the Eldar Craft World's what a sad tale

mossy peak
#

what primarch did he meet other than guilliman

vagrant fox
#

Still, Saim-Hann and Biel-Tann will reconquer the galaxy for the Eldar

heady rivet
rancid cove
#

Basically

#

Regent title of Imperium Nihilus

jade holly
rancid cove
#

He's told Mephiston that if he gets close to actually dying and somebody wants to put him in a dreadnought

#

Just don't

daring creek
#

put him in one anyway

#

for the laughs

rancid cove
#

I legit believe that if he wakes up in a dreadnought he is killing everyone in charge of that decision

daring creek
#

Precisely

#

for the laughs

opaque coyote
#

"I am going to fuCKING KILL EVERYONE-"

steel ingot
#

been thinking a lot on dreadnoughts lately

#

seems like a bum job tbh

#

like the double edged irony that those most likely to be put in them are those most likely to suffer

urban spire
#

yeah no shit it sucks

mossy peak
urban spire
#

guy gets so injured he has to live in a life support pod, and the marines are like "yeah we're putting your pod in the battle shell, since clearly people with extremely traumatic injuries are the most qualified to pilot these"

#

it's even worse for csm

rancid cove
#

Huron dodged a bullet

mossy peak
#

dante’s only 1500 years old? with how people talk i thought he was at least 5k

rancid cove
#

Biologically he is way older than what he actually is

heady rivet
arctic talon
solid horizon
#

Ay man my list modifications were accepted

arctic talon
#

Most marines fucking die

solid horizon
#

But I can't play my crucible dude 😭

#

These guys hate fun

arctic talon
#

💀

rancid cove
#

100+ years of service

arctic talon
#

Yeah usually they die before 200 lol

urban spire
#

a lot of folks kinda lose perspective on time in 40k

#

fans i mean

#

like

#

never mind fourty thousand years, never mind ten thousand, in real life we only have about six thousand years of history

lament shoal
#

They’re fucked lol

urban spire
#

events that transpired a hundred years ago are nearly gone from living memory entirely

rancid cove
#

@storm jungle Oh no I just realized something
...jason todd
Absolute Jason Tod...
He's getting the Absolute Crowbar..

solid horizon
rancid cove
arctic talon
urban spire
#

so for someone to have been alive more than a thousand years is fucking nuts

solid horizon
#

meanwhile chaos bros

arctic talon
#

tbh

#

time is fucky in the eye

nocturne crest
#

Absolute condiment king is going to be crazy

#

Oh nvm

languid meadow
hollow zodiac
#

EVERYONE CALL OGRYN STUPID AND IT TRUE! OGRYN BARELY EVEN LITERATE!

#

I'm not typing the whole fuckin thing

hollow lantern
#

Reading this in bodyguards voice

rancid cove
solid horizon
hollow zodiac
#

Maybe he shouldn't look so much like an ogryn then

solid horizon
#

my brother's gf has this model but with metal dragon wings on it

#

thats how I know it's a daemon prince lmao

#

ngl it DOES look better with wings

rose thorn
#

The most angry Twitter post I’ve ever seen

spare osprey
#

-# Hey, who took a picture of me without my hair?

hollow zodiac
#

I've said the dorn thing but I'm on team "come back as a fucked up dreadnaught"

#

Like basically the cog castle from aos but just for him

solid horizon
#

isnt the cogfort in 40k just a defiler

#

or a large dunecrawler

glossy sonnet
#

tanks with legs are the coolest thing ever

arctic talon
#

thing is like

solid horizon
#

large defiler

#

same spirit

#

most normal Besiege contraption

celest dome
arctic talon
#

nah

#

its not that big

#

the cogforts we're getting are explictly on the "smaller" end

#

lol

#

not to say they're small

#

bcs they're using 40ks vehicle scaling

#

they're knight sized/slightly bigger

nocturne crest
#

So odd question, but if I wanted to make a CSM warband that looked like they had been tarred and feathered, which god or legion does the concept align to the most?

celest dome
#

Malice would be sorta fitting

arctic talon
celest dome
#

Unless they do it ironically, then probably Slaanesh

arctic talon
#

Nurgle you can make the tar like

#

rottedbody tar

#

Tzeentch for the bird bit

#

Or you can just do undivided

nocturne crest
hollow zodiac
arctic talon
#

its not actual tar

hollow zodiac
#

I'm not rephrasing that

arctic talon
#

but you know what I mean lol

#

its disgusting gooey rotted crap thats highly flamable and tar like

celest dome
#

Tallow

nocturne crest
#

I know.

nocturne crest
#

But that just made me think of the tar man from return of the living dead.

rose thorn
#

You shouldn’t limit your CSM warband to 1 god

#

Unless it’s gonna be like for one of the cult marine codex armies

nocturne crest
#

I see.

hallow saddle
#

people are gonna see feathers and assume tzeench anyway

#

so tzeentch

rose thorn
#

tzeentch hasnt really used feathers outside of AOS

#

i guess hte cursling?

#

i dont rmemeber if his old model had feathers

celest dome
#

Monogod didn't really have much unique miniatures in Fantasy tbf

hallow saddle
#

tzeentch basically has monopoly on bird related stuff i thought?

#

bit like slaanesh with crab

rose thorn
#

in aos belakor has stolen some bird stuff, i cant remmeber if it was crows or ravens

#

but also he has a monopl;y onuh

#

hooves?

hallow saddle
#

hooves can be beastmen but also slaanesh

#

bit too generic for any one god to claim

rose thorn
#

everyoones got hooves it came free with your chaos mutations

rancid cove
#

guys how much is enough when writing shit for your homebrew content smarf
My warbands culture has already 16k words and its not even halfway done

rose thorn
hallow saddle
#

a 150,000 word novel would probably be too much

rose thorn
#

surpsiied belakor can make you into an evil horse

solid horizon
#

evil horsey

arctic talon
#

he can share some chaos mojo

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

sucks CSM dont have mechanical horsies

rancid cove
rose thorn
#

hagn on lets do

rancid cove
#

its not even halfway done

solid horizon
rose thorn
#

the ultramirenes lex has a word count of 9000

solid horizon
#

cultureslop

rose thorn
#

black lexion has 5k

rancid cove
#

This is just the overview btw

rose thorn
#

might waanna slow your roll overwriting cause spretty bad burn out

#

i try to write as if im makign a lex article

rose thorn
#

then if htere is a specific event idea i liek id make a new thign ofr that

rancid cove
rose thorn
#

"war of the forth cove"

#

plausably explained?