40k-lore-chat

[heady rivet]

Yeah the context was an end-of-campaign fight with every gang https://youtu.be/k-GpFWchtJs

[arctic talon]

Ah

funny

oh wait isn't that the deadbeat cheater

lol

[rose thorn]

wait a secodn i dont play kojima games

[heady rivet]

The who

[storm jungle]

yea and you should never

unless its mgs

[arctic talon]

Midwinter

lol

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

he cheated on his wife

and is a deadbeat dad

[sacred ginkgo]

What is this even supposed to be

[rose thorn]

watchinf this shit adn i genuienly have zero clue what hte fuck is going on

[sacred ginkgo]

Besides "wow its headache kojingles this is so quirky and niche"

[rose thorn]

what the hell does kojima have to do with the devil wears prada

[storm jungle]

some advertisement or something

[languid meadow]

bojangles kojangles

[storm jungle]

anyway yall can go back to Munda

[timid pasture]

Any but lets do intercessors

[heady rivet]

Grim

[rose thorn]

im looking at spearheads rn.... new edition new amry.....

[timid pasture]

I just wanna know how powerful a beast of nurgle is in lore

[heady rivet]

So about that gang you're due to grab

[arctic talon]

IM MUNDAING IT

I’m running all wreckers

[heady rivet]

I actually almost grabbed a VS gang when I started out

[timid pasture]

Ohhh

[arctic talon]

For my next necromunda campaign

[heady rivet]

PLEASE die

[arctic talon]

No

The other people agreed to it

[heady rivet]

They're hoping you drop det packs at your feet

Happened to my friends wrecker

[rancid cove]

Yo

theres a space marine inspired character in the new GLITCH animated series

[rose thorn]

i wish GSC could run a patriarch /J

[arctic talon]

It’s happened to me as well

[sacred ginkgo]

"inspired"

[languid meadow]

tbh once I get through some stuff and if I have the time I MIGHT get some van saar models

[jade holly]

He’s in the pilot too

[rancid cove]

yeah i saw

just watched it

[heady rivet]

In my current campaign I have an Enforcer that I decided to splurge on and he's comically expensive compared to everyone else. I like to live DANGEROUSLY

[arctic talon]

lol

That’s how you gotta live tbh

[languid meadow]

I like the spider suits

[rose thorn]

how the fuck can you run a patriarch in killteams thats just insane to me

[heady rivet]

PLEASE god protect him

[heady rivet]

I was scared off by their complexity ngl I have 0 faith in myself

[arctic talon]

Oh my fucking god lol

When you said over invested

I didn’t think he’d be that over invested

[heady rivet]

To be fair 130 is the dog

[arctic talon]

Also what website is this

I need to double check something

[heady rivet]

Mundamanager, what do you use to manage gangs?

[arctic talon]

Pen and paper

[heady rivet]

Valid

[arctic talon]

I hate my self

Lowkey

[heady rivet]

But this is simply TOO convenient

[arctic talon]

I should just use Munda manager

lol

[heady rivet]

Oh its so good

It tracks everything

Even campaigns

[lament shoal]

The fact that the orlocks have servitorized ambulls is so cool

[vagrant fox]

A suppressed pervert part of me wants some orlock or cawdor

[arctic talon]

How is orlock perverted 💀

[arctic talon]

Reason number 17361 why orlock is the best gang

[vagrant fox]

I shouldn't have to explain

[heady rivet]

He's just taking a swipe at me dw

[vagrant fox]

no

[heady rivet]

Cawdor or Redemptionists?

[vagrant fox]

Both tbh

I like the guy with the chandelier headpiece and discount axe thing

[heady rivet]

Cawdor have a great look for being filthy hobos

[heady rivet]

Fucked up way to spell Escher tbh

[arctic talon]

[heady rivet]

See yourself in him?

[arctic talon]

I am bound by clan house laws to not insult you

[heady rivet]

There's a car bomb in my cutter now

[vagrant fox]

The mini looks better

I am fond of irrational hatred it's a cool virtue

[rose thorn]

wait are these not new nobz?

whoops i tought htey were lol

[hollow lantern]

House Van Saar represent

[heady rivet]

Are you planning on collecting or playing with them?

[rose thorn]

meganobz waht ever hte mechs are called

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[hollow lantern]

Cancer does that to you man idk

[vagrant fox]

Collecting I'm not driving an hour to play these ghoulish things

[arctic talon]

They’re terminator nobz

[heady rivet]

Then I wont waste the time on gameplay advice. But I will say I hear cawdor are a fun build and lend their weapons good to roughly rusting them up by virtue of being scrap

[rose thorn]

are htey really called that?

[arctic talon]

Yes

They’re called meganobz

Full name is mega armored nobz

[rose thorn]

ah

[arctic talon]

Often abbreviated to MANZ

lol

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[arctic talon]

Get it

Boyz

Manz

[hollow lantern]

Mannzco orks

[rose thorn]

i thgouht they showed new mega nobz in the leak response video but i think they are just old ones lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re old

[rose thorn]

why tf have old models lmao

in your reaveal

[arctic talon]

They’re iconic

Also they’re from 7e

They’re not that old

They’re just stiff as fuck

[heady rivet]

This one time my friend and I were on a midnight fast food run, and he offhandedly mentioned his brother who died of cancer. I ask "Say Mike, what was the type of cancer he had?" and he stared off into the distance with a 1000 yard stare and said "Dude...near the end his balls were so HUGE and swollen..."

Then a few months later I say something along the lines of how his brother had testicular cancer and he went 'What? No no, it wasnt testicular. What are you talking about?"

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao

[arctic talon]

Ain’t no fucking way

[hollow lantern]

Thank you for sharing

[heady rivet]

Yeah he just decided to mention his swollen testicles and never answered the question

[hollow lantern]

That's how he remembers his brother ig

Fat nuts

[heady rivet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ghost-dog-the-way-of-the-samurai

[languid meadow]

Like a rat with hormonal issues

[hollow lantern]

Like a rat

They're just like that

[crystal forum]

you dont pronounce the D, anglo

[hollow lantern]

Okay Chud

[heady rivet]

[languid meadow]

Fucking hate him

[heady rivet]

Something something Munda OC when

[languid meadow]

Trying to remember this drop ship

Because the ones I remember are like

Flying boxes

Not sleek WW2 esq stuff

[quiet orchid]

she said:

Never.

[heady rivet]

Okay whens your Munda OC

[crystal forum]

the one in the back?

[quiet orchid]

when she pay for me a commission

[languid meadow]

Both of the ones in the back yea

[sacred ginkgo]

I honestly don't know what I was expecting

[languid meadow]

Lmao

[rancid cove]

don't speak about it

[crystal forum]

ive never even noticed that thing before

[heady rivet]

Idea board it first then

[sacred ginkgo]

Nevermind this is heat

[rancid cove]

the server is peak brother

don slander

[languid meadow]

The lex sucks ass on mobile it's hard as fuck to find anything

[heady rivet]

Maaan what is this

[sacred ginkgo]

You are stupid

[sacred ginkgo]

Same issue here

[heady rivet]

Yeah stay jealous

[sacred ginkgo]

Thank you cheese it man

[storm jungle]

I got an Escher Rogue Trader does that count

[heady rivet]

How the fuck

Do go on

[arctic talon]

Yes

But also how the fuck

[languid meadow]

Rags to riches

[rose thorn]

PYROCINICAL

[heady rivet]

She's throwing up gang tags on Xeno ruins 🥀

[crystal forum]

the meds are wearing off tonight huh

[storm jungle]

Julila Kalypto my goat, even made an entire retinue for her too lmao

[rose thorn]

I have no clue if my boyfriend’s server is private or not so I won’t send it’s one sticker

[sacred ginkgo]

MACHAUHITIL!!!!! (I fucking butchered that didn't I)

[rancid cove]

are these all your OCs?

[storm jungle]

All of them yah

[outer wave]

Jesus, how much did this cost? I love their aztec vibe though, gyatt DAMN

[rancid cove]

peak

[heady rivet]

Okay so I love her and her gals but who is the MADMAN/WOMAN who gave her a Warrant

[storm jungle]

A lot but its pretty old lmao, also thanks

[quiet orchid]

gimme some money to do mines

[daring creek]

Solid Design.

[rose thorn]

Dilara’s point mult makes me like these lmao, good shit

[daring creek]

How many arms and legs were these comms

[storm jungle]

Shes a noble from the House itself but i never really figured out much on how she got her Warrant, i kinda was thinking marrying a Rogue Trader and him dying under mysterious circumstances or just being granted one by the House matriarchs pulling some strings to get one to her from Terra.

I do know her limbo 40k goal tho which is to find a cure for the genetic blight that the House has which hes obviously never gonna manage but it felt like a good story hook lmao

[rancid cove]

I agree give me money so I can do more OC's

[rose thorn]

I wouldn’t trust anyone else to make ocs like this lmao

[arctic talon]

What if she found it in the underhive

I’m joking

[crystal forum]

i swear half your turkish salary goes to this shit

[storm jungle]

I saved up for this stfu

[crystal forum]

if these artists get paid in USD

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Commissions $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[sacred ginkgo]

Just do the owlcat RT "your 2nd cousin twice removed owned a steel mill in china" bit

[daring creek]

Good bye Lira

Hello Lesbians

[rancid cove]

REAL.
SO FUCKING REAL.
MY DREAM.

[heady rivet]

I just wanna say I read this less as the Matriarchs liking her and more a "GET HER OUTTA HERE"

[crystal forum]

i'd commission more but finding good artists who aren't fucking booked is such a pain in the ass

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-clapping-theatre-gif-17113235549330485842

[storm jungle]

FUNNY YOU SAY THAT because half the council wanted her ass out for the entire Warrant ordeal saying she was unloyal to the House as a noble while only one of the elders who had more political clout was like "Yeah go with the exile but do come back if you find something for us"

[heady rivet]

My main challenge is I dont use twitter and I'm still on tumblr which has retained very few artists as their primary platform

[spare osprey]

I must learn the art of... art.
I can only do so much with models.
At least I'm putting things to writing, finally.

[sacred ginkgo]

She should just fuck off forever tbh
She's larger than all of them now

[storm jungle]

I picked her carefully since i feel like the only Houses on Munda that would make sense to have RTs would just be Orlock or Escher as the others are kinda too planet-stuck.

[crystal forum]

most artists are on twitter and i HATE it

STOP FORCING ME TO USE TWITTER

[sacred ginkgo]

Maybe pull back up to grandstand at some point

[storm jungle]

Thats one of the plotpoints with her yea because she barely even has any pureblood Eschers with her anymore minus her retinue

[heady rivet]

FWIW the cult of Redemption gets around some

[rancid cove]

pwease someone give me moneh for oc...

[outer wave]

Im kinda lucky to be close friends with a couple small artists, makes commissioning not too hard and prices are fairly reasonable for me

[rancid cove]

already have job... not enough

[spare osprey]

If you dropped Chud Game juuust a little bit, you could do wonders with thy own art.

[crystal forum]

emphasis on good artists. as much as i like my friends, sometimes i want some grade A quality furry art

[daring creek]

Have you tried being a bit smarter with your spending?

[heady rivet]

As in they still are just a normal Imperial cult with missionaries. Its just that House Cawdor is legally the only part of them around to have any form of militants via the gangs, on TOP of the usual ban on men-at-arms

[storm jungle]

Yeah that makes sense

[outer wave]

I getcha

[heady rivet]

So you could just genuinely meet a priest of the cult lole

[arctic talon]

Is she also violently sexist/hj

[storm jungle]

Uh yes

most of their shipbound slaves are men

lmao

[arctic talon]

Escher moment

[heady rivet]

"Does she inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide"

[storm jungle]

She handpicks gangers they snatch from planets and the women get trained as Voidsmen

[outer wave]

There can also be a je-ne-sais-quois thats missing in art from your friends

[storm jungle]

or like more "upper" position toilers

[daring creek]

👁️

[storm jungle]

DONT DO IT-

[daring creek]

I am

interested.

[heady rivet]

Future liberals want

[outer wave]

The future the wokes want

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

So there's this gang

[daring creek]

The Perfect Future.

[storm jungle]

All jokes aside Escher are a very cool house

I also just got the feeling they are like very influential wealthy since they got like a proper topspire position as well (kind of)

[heady rivet]

House Escher are all matriarchal misandrists due to a genetic flaw where all the X chromosones are FUCKED up

[arctic talon]

They explicitly are

They’re by far the strongest gang politically and overall power wise

Orlock is a distant second

Then delaque

[heady rivet]

Yeah Escher is usually depicted as like, top 2 richest tied with Van Saar usually

[heady rivet]

But more involved in the upper spire

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Oh in terms of money yeah

Van Saar is first or second

lol

[spare osprey]

Can't wait to learn about Necrobruhnunda shtuff in like, two years time.

[outer wave]

ARRRGHH WOKE SLOP!!!

[crystal forum]

you need to do a whole investigation of social media to find artists who aren't popular enough to have a patreon (impossible to commission) but also not complete beginners. if you're lucky you find an obscure talented artist (bonus points if they're russian and have cheap commissions)

[heady rivet]

Since Van Saar just takes the money and stays out of the nobles

[storm jungle]

Yea a lot of peopl also like uh

[storm jungle]

dont realise the gangs are actually tied to noble houses

[daring creek]

I think I like matriarchy's

[heady rivet]

Politically its basically varying by the year tbf

[arctic talon]

Orlock and Escher are the only ones that have an actual noble house iirc

[sacred ginkgo]

What the fuck are we even doing

[heady rivet]

And you can argue its fuckin DELAQUE

[arctic talon]

Though orlock’s is weak

[rancid cove]

dont ask

[arctic talon]

And kind of sad

lol

[heady rivet]

One in-universe belief is Delaque are Helmawr bastard lineage

So some Mundans think them too

[arctic talon]

Lmao

If only

[daring creek]

HA

[heady rivet]

Escher is kinda funny because they came from practicality of just not having any men anymore and just had to become one

[storm jungle]

^

it wasnt by choice yea

[daring creek]

Ah

Still quite good

theyve got books yeah

[storm jungle]

tho they are like one of the favored Houses by the writers so they got tons of lore

their past is also a bit confusing on purpose

[arctic talon]

Also some of the noble women still try to have kids the “normal” way

Which means either

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Rhymes with grape or getting someone from noblehouse orlock

[storm jungle]

ACTUALLY was gonna say do they ever establish the noble Escher having kids with other families?

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

political marriages have to be a thing

[heady rivet]

They're the poster girls, since they're the most iconic by far. Dethroned Goliath post-2017

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

[arctic talon]

They are yeah

[arctic talon]

Orlock is the only one as the noble houses are “friends”

As friendly as imperial nobles get

lol

[storm jungle]

Orlock and Escher got history yea

[arctic talon]

Escher could crush the noble house orlock if they wished

[heady rivet]

It doesnt help, so most of the marriages are just 14th failson as a trophy husband to secure alliance and you'll do it again next generation because no sons happening

[storm jungle]

LMAO

marrying into Not-House Frey 💀

[heady rivet]

The SECOND an Escher bloodline touches your X chromosone its OVER for you

[storm jungle]

I did not know that RIP

i assumed the blight is only in-family

[arctic talon]

It spreads to your children instantly lol

Even if you “marry out”

[heady rivet]

If they could have bred it out with marriage they woulda done heinous things but no its ALWAYS

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

Fair 💀

we still do not know what caused it either right?

[arctic talon]

Do you think house orlock raises the most pathetic men for marriage/j

[heady rivet]

They fucked around with their own genes too much

[arctic talon]

We don’t iirc

But I think it’s that

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yea would make sense

[arctic talon]

It’s related to gene modding

Or drugs

[storm jungle]

40k REALLY loves "evil geneticist women" trope a lot

not that im complaining

[heady rivet]

I mean yeah officially its "who knows" but also they were doing the silliest shit to themselves

[storm jungle]

Yeah the 3rd person narrator of their codex says as much iirc

but its like "Its likely due to this but its not 100%"

either way rest in peace my husband he got hit by a genezooka

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny

[storm jungle]

AH

okay so its more explicit nvm

[rancid cove]

I want them to test on my gene-seed if you get what i m-

[storm jungle]

also "useless things" is CRAZY

[arctic talon]

Well he won’t die, just any male children he’d have would be pathetic and weak lol

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

[heady rivet]

Dilara thinks women have fuckin stingers to inject DNA to make men boignant apparently

[storm jungle]

I mean its escher

would we be shocked

[arctic talon]

I mean, it’s house Escher

[storm jungle]

YEA

[arctic talon]

Some of them might

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[heady rivet]

Okay fair I was gonna give my OC a mosquito-like cybernetic on her face

[arctic talon]

🫃

[storm jungle]

man I gotta make a Male Escher that is just Corpus Colossus

actual peak character

just sits in the spire all day being a plotting gene-freak

[arctic talon]

Son of house Escher noble realizes he is adopted because he isn’t horrifically deformed

[sacred ginkgo]

This poor guy

[arctic talon]

/j

[arctic talon]

Goes hard tbh

[daring creek]

Whats with the black paint

[storm jungle]

Warboy stuff, its symbolic

also looks cool

[heady rivet]

Engine grease

They worship cars

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

Oh.

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Hes the last surviving son of Immortan Joe too and the smartest one, peak

[outer wave]

What a tiny son

[storm jungle]

Thats a real person btw it isnt makeup

really sweet guy IRL too lol

[outer wave]

The small guy or the guy with engine oil?

[storm jungle]

small guy

[heady rivet]

Passed away a few years ago actually

[outer wave]

Ahhh

[heady rivet]

Iirc

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

Yep he did, sad stuff but his role was really great for such a small part

[outer wave]

Unfortunate the world has lost a sweet soul

[storm jungle]

Disabled people tend to be really good folk usually yeah lol

prob comes with the fact that you cannot really do much

[heady rivet]

How it feels to steal ideas from cool shit

[storm jungle]

I got a suggestion

[daring creek]

dads still a prick at times but eh

[sacred ginkgo]

Evil bastardly creatures (none of my runs got past like week 30 or smth I just get bored)

[outer wave]

I remember hearing the phrase: "Good artists borrow; great artists steal" or something like that?

Might've been referring to writers now that I think about it

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jade-alert-gif-7000981203890400371

[sacred ginkgo]

Its generally applicable to anything

[crystal forum]

based and adhd pilled

[outer wave]

True true

[sacred ginkgo]

The FRC motto of "Steal the best and invent the rest"

[rose thorn]

What’s the most recent dripped out 40K model

[heady rivet]

God this goes hard

[rose thorn]

Can’t think of any dripped models as of late

[arctic talon]

Prolly commissar Graves’s pimp mobile

lol

If not her

Then Huron

[rose thorn]

oh yeah

[storm jungle]

Stealing from my own techpriest, do a drill-nose

[sacred ginkgo]

The pirate captain lady

100%

[rose thorn]

I agree her, it’s pretty funny that her foot and car varient are both in the same kit like a LoTR character lmao

[storm jungle]

I entirely stole it from this character

PEAK

[sacred ginkgo]

What's the triangle do

[arctic talon]

Gun

[storm jungle]

uhh its a gun whos purpose i forgot (just like the character)

[heady rivet]

I would bu this Escher OC (which i need to finish the image board for actually) would have a huge amount of face bling covering her schnozz

[sacred ginkgo]

Sick

[arctic talon]

Flechette gun covered in poison I don’t fucking know

[storm jungle]

Based

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

Lol

[sacred ginkgo]

It looks like the hd2 laser gun designs of big triangle

[arctic talon]

It reminds me of that stupid American flechette gun

But triangle

[hollow lantern]

What if it's just a fat fucking pepperbox gun lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Hd1 sorry I sinned world

[heady rivet]

How it feels to give facial piercings to an OC

[storm jungle]

PEAK

i love it

[heady rivet]

My favorite part is how this is a real historical detail and the Inuit really did find a guy like that

Like what the fuck

[outer wave]

@storm jungle Question for ya: do we have any subfactions in 40k that are more buddhist themed in attire and culture inspirations?

[storm jungle]

Some people are just fucking wild

[storm jungle]

Uhhhh

the closest is Eldar

[storm jungle]

they got tons of hindu inspiration

[heady rivet]

Why did you remind me of this movie

[arctic talon]

Because it’s funny

[outer wave]

Oh huh, I knew they had a few inspirations (Japanese, Greek), but I didnt think Indian/Hindu was a part of that

[storm jungle]

Hindu is one of the more iconic and obvious parts once you take a closer look

[heady rivet]

House Ty on Necromunda actually are explicitly Japanese

[arctic talon]

Eldar, tau water caste culture

[storm jungle]

the forehead tattoos/gems especially along with their living style to some degree

[arctic talon]

Also yeah house ty are from “the dragon isles”

They probably are some fuckass Terran transplants

[storm jungle]

yea thats also in the Siege books lmao

along with "Ind"

YEET

[outer wave]

Definitely got the Japanese look with the kimono/fan on the one model, then the katana-esque sword for the other, but not particularly buddhist

[rose thorn]

My kelermorph warhammer TTRPG brain child screams for freedom

[heady rivet]

"Could all be larp"

[arctic talon]

I hope it is

Both options are funny

[rose thorn]

“Ha ha my personal kelermorph slave go kill those fuckers”

[heady rivet]

Much like our real world every Wasian is tempted to larp as their grandfather...

[arctic talon]

I don’t even larp like that and I’m Asian

[rose thorn]

Third arm chained up and got the shock collar

[arctic talon]

Also don’t tell my grandparents this but one of my younger cousins snorted incense ash

Because they thought they’d look cool

Fucking dumbass

[sacred ginkgo]

That wouldn't even work

You're just gonna fill your nose with fuckin ash

[arctic talon]

Yes

[heady rivet]

PLEASE tell me this is a child and not like, 19

[arctic talon]

They thought they’d look cool

[arctic talon]

They’re in middle school

[lament shoal]

How tf would you look cool by filling your lungs with ash

What part of that is cool

[arctic talon]

Because white powder

And nose

[sacred ginkgo]

Why is his neck so long

[heady rivet]

Its actually so Bond. If you flirt back it does have an effect later in the mission actusally

[arctic talon]

It’s like cocaine from the movies

[heady rivet]

Yeah he looks like Tom Holland its grim

[sacred ginkgo]

Have you every heard of Tobacco?

[spare osprey]

Younger folk do TikTok challenges.
They ain't too bright.

[arctic talon]

Tobacco is healthy unlike vaping

-my uncle

[storm jungle]

Bonus points if the chicks get killed in a gunfight or something and its entirely your fault

peak bond trope lmao

[arctic talon]

Actually multiple uncles I have have said that

[heady rivet]

Yeah sure I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system

[rancid cove]

GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE

[arctic talon]

Smoking makes your lungs strong

Apparently

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/skeleoncemore/status/2059412520020890049

S K E L L Y (@skeleoncemore)

Flirted with her, beat up her boyfriend, told her I'd pick her up later

She catches me talking to a female contact, gets jealous, blows up my spot and I had to talk her away and salvage the mission by convincing the other lady to contact her handler 😔

QRT: BlueThunderReal
Random female BOMBSHELLS will flirt with Bond and distract you from the mission. You have the option to engage and flirt back, or stick to the mission.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 11:13 PM

[outer wave]

Has he even done shit for that 40k show or whatever yet?

[daring creek]

Entirely your fault for being on reddit.

[storm jungle]

LMAO "Get rid of her"

also i really like how they captured the thing of like

Flirt with her; Bond is a gooner
Ignore her; Bond is a dipshit

[heady rivet]

He lusted after a box of Femstodes and looked like a dog at the adoption agency behind a fence and thats the most news on it since

[arctic talon]

They’re mixed gender stodes

[sacred ginkgo]

"woman in red"

[arctic talon]

If it was just the shield captain you’d be right tho

lol

[heady rivet]

I know what he is...

[storm jungle]

I LOVE that image because he looks feral but his studio people legit look fucking dead inside

[outer wave]

Feels like things just fell through between Amazon and GW

[arctic talon]

They haven’t(yet)

The show is in pre production lol

[heady rivet]

No news is good news as far as I care

[arctic talon]

^

GW also hates talking about stuff

It’s a whole corporate thing lol

Remember they only started doing news letters in fucking 8e

lol

[outer wave]

True true

[arctic talon]

And communicating

[rancid cove]

WE DONT HAVE ANY IDEA THATS THE THING

[heady rivet]

Cavill when he sees an unpainted Custodes after a long day of filming in shit weather

https://tenor.com/view/henry-cavill-gif-22574298

[sacred ginkgo]

Blowing my shit smoove off

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-superman-2025-superman-meme-hawk-hawkgirl-gif-653070990213593222

[daring creek]

kinda cant

[sacred ginkgo]

After killing a bunch of politicians or something

[daring creek]

Remember everyone

[sacred ginkgo]

Fly into the sun or smth

[daring creek]

Israel is watching(tos)

[arctic talon]

Do I go back

Eventually

[rancid cove]

no idea

i didnt make the scenario

[daring creek]

im probably going to drink a lot if I become homelander

[arctic talon]

Might as well own it

lol

[rancid cove]

then you hear a "OI!"

[daring creek]

I'm starting to feel that edible

[arctic talon]

Who cares, if I’m not getting my own body back I don’t give a shit anymore lol

[storm jungle]

FUCK beat me to it

[rancid cove]

theres bugs under your skin

take it off

[daring creek]

Not how it works you fucking monkey

do you think weed is LSD or something

[sacred ginkgo]

They're just trying to be helpful

You NEED to get them out!!!

[storm jungle]

the bugs in question:

[daring creek]

👁️

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1501315985528066079/mematicMeme.gif

[arctic talon]

You’re homelander

[heady rivet]

Dilara you are Homelander not yourself with Homelander powers

[daring creek]

I'll put bugs in YOUR skin

[storm jungle]

[sacred ginkgo]

Bet

[storm jungle]

FUCK

[heady rivet]

You got a ticket to Hyperborea

[daring creek]

I'll tear open your skin and put spider eggs in em

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

Anyway lemme delete those

[daring creek]

Ah that reminds me of an OC I need to write eventually

[sacred ginkgo]

Sick

[jade holly]

This video I’m watching is making me love the Votann even more

[sacred ginkgo]

Get over here already

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t fucking matter, also homelander in the show has several chances to kill butcher. He just never does so

[jade holly]

God they’re such an amazingly designed and written faction

[sacred ginkgo]

And pull a few things out while you're here

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

[storm jungle]

They are very fun once you actually read about them yeah

[jade holly]

Dilara I got a small quiz for you

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Honestly

[jade holly]

I have an image that’s a pun of a character in 40k

[daring creek]

If you did fly

[jade holly]

You need to guess who it is

[heady rivet]

The call is coming from inside the house

[sacred ginkgo]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY

[storm jungle]

fuck

[daring creek]

They would radar you immediately

[heady rivet]

Nobody else would get in-frame with him for this

[jade holly]

Dilara, who is this character?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

Uhhhh

Doctor Guts or- uhhh

[daring creek]

Get it right

Now.

[heady rivet]

I know what to name my Rogue Doc in Necromunda now

[storm jungle]

SHUT-

[daring creek]

the panel prolly

[storm jungle]

yeah i dont know 💀

[jade holly]

Wazdakka Gutsmek

[daring creek]

tell me you know who the two on the right are

[storm jungle]

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GET THAT FROM THIS IMAGE

[arctic talon]

There’s a ton of shit that’s human sized on radar

It’s useless

lol

[outer wave]

Dr. Waz - Guts gets smacked

[jade holly]

The face on the doctor is Scott the Woz, and Guts is getting smacked

[storm jungle]

oh my god

im banning you both

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3LvXKQXAAAUkI1.gif

[outer wave]

OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

[spare osprey]

Quickly, boss.
Give me all the Votann books you have.
If my buddy actually reads about the Space Dwarves, he might turn out 10% less racist than he's destined to be.

[outer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-burntpeanut-sad-sad-peanut-burnpeanut-depressed-depressed-gif-12601442800415920405

[rancid cove]

Chud has been planted

[daring creek]

Guts getting smacked by Casca

[storm jungle]

Votann got 1 mid book unfortunately, their lore shines more in rulebooks

😩

[spare osprey]

Darny darn.

[storm jungle]

yea i hate it too

[jade holly]

Seriously though, amazing video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VqXruKYYqls&si=aRGaoG-CIqhpNnvx

[storm jungle]

Thorpe has ruined everything

[daring creek]

Casca very cool

[storm jungle]

THIS

[spare osprey]

Those are probably easy finds.
Thanks to Anna.

[sacred ginkgo]

I
I don't think short people will fix that

[storm jungle]

👆 Give them this video

[arctic talon]

Isn’t this guy racist

lol

[storm jungle]

its a great introduction

[spare osprey]

It's that or give him the Leman Russ books he wants.

[quiet orchid]

I didn't remember why, but I have she as a roblox skin

[daring creek]

Oh

[outer wave]

Yeah I believe he is

[arctic talon]

lol

[outer wave]

He's at least very uhhhh

Dumb

[rancid cove]

Pretty sure yes + he said the f slur once

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably

[arctic talon]

Wrong gif

[rancid cove]

Or twice already now

[sacred ginkgo]

He and some other guy have identical vtuber models

So its hard to tell

[outer wave]

I mean, hey, least he's not The Faithful Sheriff

I guess

[rancid cove]

The other one is a groomer

[sacred ginkgo]

One of them DID get doxed live on stream though

[quiet orchid]

dw, its a cute one, but I've already founded a lot of griffith...

[daring creek]

bruh

anyway

who is the peanut guy

ive seen his member

I need water

[arctic talon]

You’ve seen his what?

[jade holly]

When I die, turn me into a Votann so I may form a league and slowly turn the US into my league entirely

[spare osprey]

📸

[outer wave]

Roasted Peanut (or whatever his name) is a "vtuber" that got sudden recognition because he won in the Vtuber awards due to his joke model being that peanut model. He's since gained multiple copy cats (like the Faithful Sheriff) and noteriety due to some of the out of pocket shit he says

[sacred ginkgo]

Gen z annoying orange

[jade holly]

TheBurntPeanut or something stupid

[outer wave]

Yeah

I think its that actually

[sacred ginkgo]

Or gen alpha

[outer wave]

Basically but racist and I believe zionist

[sacred ginkgo]

Whichever one we're on

[outer wave]

Imagine the next gen being gen beta

[sacred ginkgo]

My statement stands untouched

[daring creek]

how old are gen alpha now anyway

like

15 yeah

[outer wave]

Something like that yeah

[sacred ginkgo]

idfk

[daring creek]

had a little shit in vermintide 2 try and act tough so im pretty sure

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm in the shitty zoomer gen I can't be assed to deal with anyone else's bullshit, my hands are full here

[daring creek]

I'm just lost in the sauce of whatever.

bah

Free

Gentle used

Hotdogs

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Meeperthe1/status/2059323080544014429 @rancid cove

!The Meepers! (@Meeperthe1)

Red corsair talking to me like i can’t see the eye of the warmaster on his belt

QRT: KonradCurze_40k
"You're a chaos space marine"

"No im just a renegade"

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 5:17 PM

[jade holly]

I just read the rules of Behrek Stornbrow

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

FNP4+ INNATELY

HAS ANTI VEHICLE AND ANTI MONSTER 3+

HAS EXTRA ATTACKS ON ANOTHER WEAPON

AMD HE GIVES HIS UNIT SUSTAINED HITS 1

Oh btw, TOUGHNESS 6 AND 5 FUCKING WOUNDS

[daring creek]

lmfao.

[spare osprey]

Ain't he shirtless, too?

[jade holly]

And holding a decapitated Ork head

Friendly reminder

HE WIELDS A FUCKING HAMMER

NOT A BLADE

HE RIPPED THE HEAD OFF WITH HIS BARE FUCKING HANDS

[spare osprey]

Good golly.

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/3EQMn8tCa0w?si=ZnfeUHH_xRIZELIw

sometimes humanity is just

i never expected sports commentators to talk about edging

[mossy peak]

https://stupidpenisx.com/nathm0n/status/2059187078664167930?s=20

⚜️ 𝔊𝔞𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔩 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔫𝔞...

Horus and Abaddon when Erebus walks in

QRT: NebsGoodTakes
#TheBoys

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · May 26, 2026, 8:17 AM

[jade holly]

Ok I need Dilara’s help with a lore thing

I read the Lexi but didn’t see anything on it and I need to know if this is true

Apparently the head in his model he ripped off when his hands were burned away

MEANING HE DID IT WITH HIS FUCKING TEETH

I need this confirmed so badly

[sacred ginkgo]

Still got 2 whole appendages with missing arms

[storm jungle]

Whos head?

[jade holly]

The head in the model

Cause already, his hammer is a boom hammer, which means he ripped an Ork’s head off with his bare fucking hands

But I somehow learned he did that with his fucking teeth? Absolute legend

[storm jungle]

I dont see anything saying he did this but it might be something from the new codex?

because his warcom page doesnt mention it and he DOES have power gauntletsl ol

[jade holly]

All I know is in a fight with a Freebootaz war boss he had his hands burned off from a dark star weapon

That specific war boss is still alive based on a line in the Warcom artilce introducing Berehk

[storm jungle]

Hm id need to search this down

sounds like a codex thing

[jade holly]

I hope I didn’t get lied to when I heard this

Cause this guy sounds so fucking insane that I love him

[storm jungle]

yea its very likely from 10th ill need to check

[jade holly]

Unfortunately, I did read that from an AI response it’s most likely wrong

[storm jungle]

because those love giving minor characters lore entries like that

[jade holly]

But I so want it to be true

Just the image of a Kin with his hands burned off charging an Ork twice his size and ripping his head off with his bare teeth is too fucking metal

Bro’s moving like Spear

[crystal forum]

theres a big blade on that hammer

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/primal-ahh-me-angry-mad-shout-gif-17346691

[jade holly]

It’s a boom hammer

[crystal forum]

there's a blade on it

[storm jungle]

thats a stabby bit

its not a blade

furball

[jade holly]

That part is used for a sweeping attack anyways

[storm jungle]

yea its a real warhammer bit

its more to like swing it around to jab people

[crystal forum]

it looks edged

[daring creek]

leave fish man alone

[jade holly]

Berehk Stornbrow 🤝 Buri Aegnirssen

Fighting enemies twice or thrice their size and saying “fuck it we ball”

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/xizOlB1_KHY?si=Jqya0-ai109bDdCn

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Average day in London

[crystal forum]

that's how votaan role

[opaque coyote]

It's Chewsday innit?

[jade holly]

Send Berehk to Ghazghkull

Give Ghaz a true fight

[daring creek]

He got a lot of fucking stabs in

[jade holly]

@storm jungle Berehk released during the Maelstrom campaign, maybe his story’s in there?

[storm jungle]

Yeah will take a look

[crystal forum]

wait is vinesauce in the newest hunter the parenting episode

[outer wave]

I think he is?

I know Gianni's in it

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425186484029231166/1466900926848831661/caption.gif

[tough haven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/452219191580295168/1509045541206753320/IMG_9512.webp?ex=6a17bfad&is=6a166e2d&hm=615f6f3d9f483c24ea93812560d70b621cbd9d3f7c68dc6ad90c6a72d2a54ebe&

[daring creek]

Are you a furry

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1509046038823047248/IMG_9524.webp?ex=6a17c024&is=6a166ea4&hm=bbdb63683a41b8c26aef5560b7b3c1c5981a15b4afb99b76b434cf60274f6558&

https://youtu.be/RfE7Sx42ZLY?si=XyuR5hSYDUeZqmiS

Gods I just need this track pumped into my veins 24/7

[copper island]

@storm jungle if you buy the corporate dlc, you can combine spiritual and commercial ethics to make a megachurch faction

also there are hitler robots (fanatic purifiers)

[thick cedar]

how fast do space marines save worlds

[sacred ginkgo]

They have yet to

[daring creek]

Holy fuck

Ashley

[daring creek]

See here's how 40k works. You can't be saved.

Just because a buncha orks dominate the slave world planet doesn't mean the slaves will stop being slaves

[daring creek]

if said world is "rescued" by SMs

they will go back to well

being enslaved by the imperium

Everyone is being fucked by something in 40k.

[jade holly]

Drukhari?

I loved him on Whose Line is it Anyways

[celest cedar]

lesbians

[misty vector]

Isnt that the incest game

[outer wave]

Yes

[misty vector]

Ewww

[spare osprey]

Love how 40k fans won't blink when it comes to body horror, mass dystopia, labotomized zombie slaves, and giant nazi space warriors... then you mention either a kink, or sex in general, and they shrivel up like they ate four lemons.

[outer wave]

I think one is something thats honestly discussed alot nowadays in popular media, while the other is a taboo that is seldom talked about with proper weight behind it

Incest is one of those said taboos

[celest dome]

Honestly the only subject that make me unconfortable in stories and media is r*pe

[outer wave]

Yeah thats a big one

[daring creek]

exactly bro

most of the time these mfs enjoy worse lel

[celest dome]

Think 40k and Warhammer fantasy/AoS could have more sex in its stories, but it fall under the old romance vs fantasy genre, which did impact literature quite a lot.
Though that is starting to disappear slowly but surely.

There are still many fantasy authors that see romance as being unnecessary for their main characters or only have it to have a female character fawn on them

[daring creek]

You smell like a lesbian

[spare osprey]

I could show most 40k fans a picture of a woman on a string while saying OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA and they'd cry heresy.

[daring creek]

Remember everyone

cleavage on a character means gooner bait

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gooner-spongebob-gooner-wanted-spongebob-wanted-gif-8318290730381192638

[spare osprey]

Clearly.

[celest cedar]

I mean literally any image of an imperial char with the slightest bit of skin shown

and there'll be some fucko going this is slaanesh heresy

like geez louise we larping puritanism now ig 💀

[spare osprey]

Did Andy-Ashley game have anything going for it other than recognizable art and the incest bunk? Is that all there was to the "controversy?"
It was like an uproar that was waaay outta my hearing range.

[spare osprey]

You see that one curvy gal that's making a giant, life-size Horus and Emperor? Imperial Saint I believe?
Some pencil-dick actually commented "SlAaNEsh wiLl nOT coRrUpt mE."
That's a... that's a real woman, bud. Existing. Doing cool things.

[celest cedar]

yeah like I said

imperial larpers are the worst

[spare osprey]

-# Also, God forbid any of that skin be a lil' darker.

[celest cedar]

TRUE

[spare osprey]

I got a headache from that one fucking interaction.

Kill all Astartes fans.

[daring creek]

It has a good story depicting a toxic and abusive relationship

[celest dome]

Lets be honest, Imperial larpers are always annoying even when they're not being prudes

[daring creek]

Its pretty explict with how fucking bad it is between them

It even shows how it began in the first place

it always starts with shit decisions parents make lmao

[dapper gyro]

It is ok to check that game out and it is also ok to not finish it.

[daring creek]

its ok to play it and its wrong not to finish it

although the game isnt done yet

warning if you were a kid who had to exist between your parents arguing its going to be very uncomfortable

[spare osprey]

Heh, I only play quality VNs, thank you. Like Adastra!
-# God that was... a thing.

[jade holly]

Is Wahapedia having trouble opening for you guys too?

[misty vector]

Ah good then

Thought it was fetishizing incest

[dapper gyro]

Because it was the most click baitable thing about it.

[urban spire]

its fine to have an incest kink, it would not be a problem if it was pure smut, it just happens not to be that

if media disturbs you, you do not have to interact

the idea that looking at something indecent or scandalous will make you into a bad person is puritan horseshit

ted bundy didnt become a serial killer because of the influence of alcohol and pornography he just said that shit to get his execution delayed

[daring creek]

Thats what most dipshits will tell you when it does the absolute opposite

[urban spire]

porn can be art too in fact, it can have something to say. the most depraved shit i ever read has had more empathy for victims of abuse than those think of the children motherfuckers

[opaque coyote]

Y'know

Robocop 2 had some fucking hilarious parts

Like Murphy basically having the Tiktok guidelines and censorship shoved into his brain.

Literally being unable to work because of the sheer amount of directives and public relationship measures

And when it was mentioned near him that the only way to POSSIBLY get rid of them is to completely reset his systems with an EMP

He immediately hust stands up, walks to the nearest electric grid, and fucking electrocutes himself until he's literally hot to the touch

He just grabbed those high voltage cables. Either he gets the directives wiped or he dies.

Either way W

[solid grotto]

Yes W

Keep talking about robocop 2

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/Yr1lgfqygio?si=7pmAjBrnn6QbL3Ce

It's worth noting that this was based on many complaints about Robocop.

Specifically about how he should've been toned down and kid friendly.

...so in response they made this

Also despite the directives shoved in his brain, Murphy still does the gun spin

Despite it all, he'll always be there

Nothing can take him do- oh right Robocop 3 and the failed remake

[solid grotto]

Been needing to buckle down and watch robocop so this is good

[spare osprey]

Good Lord, he coulda blasted a kid--!

[daring creek]

robo cop scene where that dude was shot in the cock

[shadow plover]

robocop scene where the 50 dudes were shot in the cock

[opaque coyote]

There's two scenes where Robocop shoots someone in the dick explicitly

No wait only one

Although you can do it in Rogue City also

[shadow plover]

There's a scene where Robocop shoots 50 dudes in the dick

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/PIyo-TW9Vd8?si=JgEbuaqhRX7xKDcE

[opaque coyote]

"Robocop you need to give them a warning shot!"

"Affirmitive..."

[urban spire]

someone else makes a sequel to a verhoeven movie and dramatically misses the point, classic of the genre

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I think it's a good movie

Just not a great one like Robocop

[urban spire]

yeah it's not a starship troopers sequel lmao

but like

[opaque coyote]

I don't think it misses the point considering like

The OCP security outfits literally look like Nazi uniforms ffs

[urban spire]

yeah fair

[opaque coyote]

They even hang their logo everywhere with banners like it's 1939

[urban spire]

he is still literally infected with le wokisme

[opaque coyote]

True

Although considering the background it's just more about them being annoyed that Robocop is constantly seen as kid friendly

Like he even got a TV show for kids

Toys

Etc

[urban spire]

like the criticism that they shouldn't have made him so violent in 1 falls flat because the critics missed the satire, robocop ultraviolence is fun spectacle but he's meant to be a ridiculous pastiche of cop hero

[opaque coyote]

I think at some point they would be bitter about that

[urban spire]

ultimately i don't think verhoeven's satire works because without fault the people he's criticising will look at his stuff and go "this is the coolest shit ever it was literally made for me"

[opaque coyote]

Tbh the most interesting part is that in the first movie. After Robocop removes his helmet. Most of the overly violent deaths are accidental.

The only one that he truly committed was Clarence and Dick Jones.

[urban spire]

it's a problem with satire in general, i think

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

Robocop is the coolest shit ever

[urban spire]

well yes

well, yes

BUT IT'S NOT FOR COPS

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Verhooven has the problem of making the shit so cool that people forget the blatant blood red satire in front of them

[urban spire]

people love to shout i'm doing my part without thinking about the fact that it was a child soldier saying it

[opaque coyote]

Or less of a problem

More like an audience problem

[opaque coyote]

Also as a side note. The commercials for Verhoovens movies are just

Mwah

Perfect

[urban spire]

idk criticism is media with a purpose right? and whether it succeeds or fails has to be measured by the audience reaction

[opaque coyote]

I think generally things like starship troopers and Robocop are generally identified as satire

It's just that there's always like 5-10% of the audience that think it agrees with them for some fucking reason

[urban spire]

yeah but also the worst people imaginable don't see it as satire

there's a little bit of ivory tower thinking going on here right

[opaque coyote]

Either that or I have too much faith in humanity

[urban spire]

folks who are used to reading more into media than the mainstream slop generally expects will see it, but the mainstream slop trains you to not see anything

[opaque coyote]

I mean at some point. Is the ivory tower high, or has the ground collapsed in on itself with a fucking sinkhole?

[urban spire]

and verhoeven satire cleaves close to mainstream slop in order to be cutting

to folks like us that's effective, to folks who have had the love of reading trained out of them by a dogshit education system and a film industry who thinks of them as walking bags of money, it doesn't hit like that at all, it just hits like the other mainstream slop

[solid horizon]

Whos gonna name their skitarii robocop

[urban spire]

my pony skitarii oc named roboclop

[opaque coyote]

Tbf this is also why English class does shit like

"Why are the curtains blue?"

"What does this symbolize?"

[urban spire]

yeah exactly, teaching literature in the worst way possible, instilling a lifelong distaste for reading

[opaque coyote]

Of course, the issue is that they do this for uh

Forced reading

[urban spire]

i don't like to blame society for being shitty, it was made this way on purpose by the people who took charge of it

[opaque coyote]

Nobody likes having X classics shoved into their eyes

[urban spire]

yep

yeppers

[solid horizon]

It fucking symbolises it's not been stained with your blood yet raaaaahhhh

[opaque coyote]

Including me

At least I know for sure that the Boy in the Striped Pajamas is complete ass

[urban spire]

i love reading because i mostly skipped classes to hide out a the library, and because i had ONE SINGLULAR cool lit teacher in highschool

[opaque coyote]

Why is that book so popular in schools

[urban spire]

i actually went to his classes on purpose because he had the enthusiasm and understanding to make it fun to engage with literature

also i have no idea, i didn't even hear about that book until i was well into my 20s

wait actually i do know, but i need to refresh my memory

it's fucked up though

ok yeah here we go

it offers a fictionalized version of the holocaust in order to be more palatable to children, but it just ends up being historical revisionism

it's not popular because children need the rough edges of history sanded off in order to learn it, doing so can actually do more harm than just not teaching them at all, it's popular because dealing with the subject matter makes the adults uncomfortable

one of the few good things i'll say about the norwegian education system when i was growing up is that we learned about that shit from anne frank's diary

[daring creek]

Noted. Ill keep this in mind when i name my skitty

[urban spire]

holy shit they made boy in the striped pajamas into a ballet https://youtu.be/oXOQk69lGq4

[daring creek]

Mods tell fs to drop the update now thnx

[urban spire]

why did we lose that brony we had here anyway

i looked away from the server for a couple weeks and when i came back he'd either been ejected or left on his own idr

[urban spire]

i'm starting to get the 30s facial furrows, big motivation for working out more

[urban spire]

discord literally crashed windows because i clicked that image what the fuck lmao

[daring creek]

Windows got baked

[steel ingot]

too much thomas penjamin

[vagrant fox]

sick

[solid horizon]

mr beast of nurgle

[timid pasture]

When You’re Drunk asf and go to the bathroom to take a piss and you look at yaself in the Mirror

[solid horizon]

so true

deep strike ? more like dick stripe

[rose thorn]

This is so funny to me

Apparently asking small hobby YouTubers to cover AOS works Lmao

[spring cairn]

i was watching an american stream and he's stuck in low priority q so the game puts him in a eu server and he calls non-americans in the server "foreigners"

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

what's wrong with na

[raven stone]

I mean technically not a wrong use of words, but…yea

Real awkward manners

[spring cairn]

it makes 0 sense in the context

[rancid cove]

Entitlement

[hasty coral]

A fucking lot

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-realize-something-mr-boss-allan-smiling-friends-do-you-know-what-this-means-gif-14349668851821403238

Do you realize how much fruit costs over here rn?

[rancid cove]

Pedophile billionaires running their country, entitlement, proud in being arrogant pieces of shit, the CIA and FBI using the lower class as lab rats

Uhhhh

[hasty coral]

Country so fucked kids these days will literally not be able to enjoy watermelon summers

[rancid cove]

What else

[spring cairn]

i don't think we can blame this on the price of fruits

[hasty coral]

But you see this needs to be this way because our government NEEDS to keep bombing Iranian children

[hasty coral]

People are unhappy

[rancid cove]

Actually we can blame it on the pricing of everything

[hasty coral]

It’s probably not entirely correlated no

But people here are unhappy

That translates to everything else

[rancid cove]

People in the US are so unhappy they find things to get mad at

[hasty coral]

This puts it better then I did

While it was partially just general venting it is genuinely true

Unhappy country leads to corrosive social behaviors

Including online

[rancid cove]

But also FUCKING ISRAEL is also the reason people are overall unhappy everywhere

[hasty coral]

Definitely online because of anonymity

The fruit thing is more just the crux of it all to me

Shit is so bad even the childhood of kids being able to enjoy watermelon and other fruits is just so fucked

Sucks so bad even the simplest joys are being ruined

Consider the inability for particularly low income families to get good food before

Now?

LOL

Lmao even

[rose thorn]

I mean it’s one fruit. How much could it cost? 10 dollars?

[hasty coral]

💀

A watermelon?

Try 12-14 dollars

[rose thorn]

I was making a reference

[hasty coral]

Oh

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-bananas-gif-27425691

[hasty coral]

But fr it’s so bad 😭

But you must understand, this allows our government to continue carpet bombing children

So it’s ok

[rose thorn]

Jesus

[hasty coral]

Exactly

[spare osprey]

Plastic crack and glue-sniffing to forget the nightmares brewing beyond my state.

[sharp pollen]

are there streamers in 40k

[storm jungle]

yeah markiplier exists in 40k

[spare osprey]

Yeh, some Slaaneshi Cultist out there playing Dark Soles 2.

[rancid cove]

"So full of bile"
Yeah isnt that the point?

[rancid cove]

Maybe living in 40k aint so bad afterall

[winged silo]

Asuryani Harlequin streaming the most vile save of Rollercoaster Tycoon you will ever see.

[storm jungle]

👎

[hollow zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[rancid cove]

What I blast in a Helldivers fan face the moment they say some corny shit like face the wall

[winged silo]

I just use Illuminate propaganda.

[hollow zodiac]

I find it very funny that hd has the same one joke problem as 40k

[storm jungle]

thats what you get with fascist playerbase that dont get the joke

[rancid cove]

That happens to medias with criticism against fascism by making it comedic
Fascts dont understand nuance and think they look cool

In fact they are falling for fictional propaganda

[solid horizon]

"why the full grin ?"

[winged silo]

I hate it here, I'm in both😭

[solid horizon]

the warnings were true after all

genchat truly is hell

[winged silo]

I blasted some dude with the Blitzer for telling me to face the wall.

[rancid cove]

"Yeah bro Helldivers are the good guys! Look at how cool they look killing these innocent alien bioforms that just wanted to exist because fictional Israel wanted oil!"

[rose thorn]

What does face the wall mean?

[storm jungle]

face the wall to be shot

[rose thorn]

OHHHH

[storm jungle]

its a meme in universe that got out of hand (its not even repeated that much)

[rancid cove]

They have more typical ways of handling people aside from shooting them against a wall

But uh

Only one of it is funny idk