40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

Not so much now

[jade holly]

[spare osprey]

I'm sure some green stuff could help out. Or just... itty-bitty jewlery bits.

[jade holly]

My newest additions to my army

[hasty coral]

Look at these lads

GLORIOUS

THAT IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

[spare osprey]

Tile-cloak.
Groovy!

[solid horizon]

Idk man, trazyn, imotekh and overlord with res orb exist

[hasty coral]

I know named characters but even base lords could look less plain

[spare osprey]

Oooh.

[hasty coral]

Idk it feels like it needs a little more

[solid horizon]

Lol

[solid horizon]

Tbh, no

[hasty coral]

I would put large pauldrons and a larger cape

[spare osprey]

Bracelets?

[hasty coral]

Good idea!

[solid horizon]

Trust me it'd look goofy

[hasty coral]

So?

[languid meadow]

the lighting made me think those wraiths were metal for some reason

[hasty coral]

These are pompous assholes

[solid horizon]

My overlord has larger pauldrons and a larger cape

Looks like he skipped leg day

[hasty coral]

No “lord” would leave his arms looking so bare

[solid horizon]

Yeah well

See you with a paintbrusj

[languid meadow]

I don't like when necron capes connect to their elbows

makes my brain mad

[jade holly]

My army continues to grow

[hasty coral]

Zandrekh makes that shit work

[jade holly]

And this acquisition means less to buy for my Birthday Haul

[solid horizon]

Old ones were

[languid meadow]

😭

[hasty coral]

😭

Aww hell nah

Can he be special summoned?

[solid horizon]

Necrons with cloth capes are best even if it makes no sense lore wise

[hasty coral]

Real

The tile ones work sometimes

[daring creek]

Thats

AI generated ain't it

[storm jungle]

Tile ones always work

[hasty coral]

But spammed too much

[solid horizon]

Still waiting for a model of the DoW lord

[storm jungle]

if you dont like modern necron capes you guys need some checkups i think

[storm jungle]

👎

[rancid cove]

Yes. He shows up and gets shot again as his special

Its always funnier the second time

[arctic talon]

this fucking guy lol?

[hasty coral]

Well DUH

But that’s besides the point

[hasty coral]

💀

[solid horizon]

I dont like this headpiece but it is iconic

[storm jungle]

✋

[storm jungle]

"iconic"

[hasty coral]

See THIS is what I’m talking about

[storm jungle]

i dont think ive seen a single person that really knows or remembers that

let the past stay where it is

[solid horizon]

Get better memory then

[hasty coral]

Bulkier

More ornate, looking like a pharaoh lich lord

[storm jungle]

Already did. Move on from DoW crons.

boring ass

lame ass

snore ass

🗣️

[solid horizon]

Why would I

Your bookslop bores me

[hasty coral]

I’m going to click on the star map just to kill you specifically for this slander

[daring creek]

same pose

[solid horizon]

Leave me to what I enjoy

[spare osprey]

The only DoW thing I fiend for are those power claw-gauntlets on the Militarum Generals.

[storm jungle]

Uh, no

[storm jungle]

Be a normal necron fan or perish

[spare osprey]

Nufin' a few lil' green blocks can't solve.

[daring creek]

also PLEASE tell me thats dark crusade

[solid horizon]

Tachyon arrow dilara

[hasty coral]

NO

I’M SPECIAL AND THAT’S WHY I ROAD THE SHORT BUS

[storm jungle]

🔇

[arctic talon]

is this about the current necron overlord

💀

or like

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/neo-blocks

[arctic talon]

do you just want another Lord

or overlord mini

[hasty coral]

Base Necron lord models need more stuff on them

[vagrant fox]

It's about deleting all Necrons and letting the Asuryani rule

[arctic talon]

We don't even have a necron lord model rn

[solid horizon]

Idk guy said he wanted a lord with bigger cape and bigger pauldrons

[languid meadow]

they're just adding horrors to this game now god damn

[hasty coral]

Mechanicus 2 might have just exacerbated this issue for me

[arctic talon]

unless you count the catacomb command barge one

[jade holly]

My army grows…

[solid horizon]

No ark

[arctic talon]

this is the only normal Lord GW sells rn

[hasty coral]

But the bass lord models don’t scream “ornate Egyptian lich lord”

[solid horizon]

No stalker

[hasty coral]

Bro is so naked

[jade holly]

What’s he sold in?

[solid horizon]

Lame pose

[arctic talon]

The catacomb command barge

[hasty coral]

Get him some arm decoration and a bigger cape,

[jade holly]

Oh

[arctic talon]

its an optional build

lol

where you build him seperately from the rest of the barge

and you can run him as a normal lord/on the barge

Idk I think the current Necron Overlord looks fine lol

[spare osprey]

How will I ever make my poor Cadians look interesting as an army?
-# Give them panchos, pendejo. Y facial hair, maaayn.

[solid horizon]

No drip

[arctic talon]

there's like literally nothing wrong with them

[hasty coral]

This I love

[arctic talon]

the fuck you mean no drip

[solid horizon]

No bigass cape

[arctic talon]

that overlord has drip out the ass smh

Not every overlord needs a cape

smh

[solid horizon]

Yes

[hasty coral]

The tassels make up for it

[solid horizon]

Your ability to lead is entirely based on the size of your cape

Mark my words

[hasty coral]

You can tell when he walks they billow behind like a dust trail

[arctic talon]

there's also this dude but his posings a little funny

translocation cape overlord lol

[hasty coral]

This is a GREAT model

[arctic talon]

tbh I think every overlord we've ever gotten looks good

personally

[hasty coral]

But idk the Mechanicus 2 ones look nothing like it so idk if it’s the standard or the game’s devs just made it lame

[jade holly]

Translocation Cloak Overlord leading Lychgard

Now that’s some fun right there

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus 2 ones are lords

not overlords

[jade holly]

but I really, really want a Necron Lord with Dispersion Shield model

[arctic talon]

aside from neferesh whos like

a fucking weirdo

she might be an overlord

[hasty coral]

I know but they still look very plain vs the Mechanicus side and it sucks

[arctic talon]

yeah fair

She also is called a varguard

which doesn't make much sense

[hasty coral]

Also no per turn healing is so ew

[arctic talon]

if you think about it for too long

lol

[jade holly]

Lords are beneath Overlords which are beneath Phaerons

[hasty coral]

I get why they didn’t give the Necrons living metal

[arctic talon]

tbh

[hasty coral]

But it feels bad

[arctic talon]

it was a thing in mechanicus 1 as well

[hasty coral]

I went back to Battlesector and omg the Necrons are so peak

[arctic talon]

Necrons didn't regen every turn in it

tbh

it almost feels like they wanted to add pvp to Mechanicus 2 at one point lol

[hasty coral]

You feel like you are winning off of attrition

[arctic talon]

which I would play the shit out of lol

[hasty coral]

Mechanicus 2 on both sides is just a nuke battle

[arctic talon]

yeah

xcom moment

lol

[hasty coral]

Sadly

Not as good as the first game

Battlesector Crusade mode is very nice though

In terms of 40k gaming updates

[arctic talon]

here's every unnamed overlord GW has ever made

I think the only one I dislike is the uh

middle one lol

from 2012

[solid horizon]

Which middle ond

[hasty coral]

Not an amazing roguelike but certainly scratches that “lots of randomly generated missions for you to conquer and upgrade through” itch

[arctic talon]

this one

he's supposed to go on the catacomb command barge

[languid meadow]

god

[solid horizon]

Oh yeah

This guy sucks

A pose mfer

[hasty coral]

And again Battlesector Necrons are so good

Perfect

Almost everything about them

[arctic talon]

oh god I forgot they were selling the right dude up till 9e

[solid horizon]

When do we get a flayed lord

[arctic talon]

lol

[hasty coral]

I would like more construct units but

[arctic talon]

Those are our 2 lord minis

both of which are

old

[rose thorn]

Does this include the gentrified ones?

[solid horizon]

They're iconic

[languid meadow]

I wish we got a new model with the pose of the left one

I love that claw out

[arctic talon]

GW has never generified a Necron character

[hasty coral]

They feel so much like the unstoppable tide of incredibly hard to put down robotic terminator skeletons

[solid horizon]

There is the super oldcron lord as well

[rose thorn]

Wiat didn’t necrons get some blue guy named character recently

[daring creek]

he looking that marble

[arctic talon]

No

Anrakyr did not get a mini

unless you time traveled

in which that case

[rose thorn]

I swore they got like a storm guy

[arctic talon]

Imotekh is green

[rose thorn]

Oh

[arctic talon]

but yeah he came out start of 9e

[languid meadow]

Imotekh

he's prob the best simple model for the newer stuff

[rose thorn]

Ah I’ve literally have not heard a WORD about him since his release

Does he like do anything

[solid horizon]

When I was a kid I craved for imotekh

Now

Not so mucn

[languid meadow]

probably because the silent king model came out soon after him

and took the spotlight

another storm lord L

[rose thorn]

After?

Wait am I going insane I thoguht he released in 8th

[languid meadow]

no

2020 during 9th

[solid horizon]

Imotekh was there before

[rose thorn]

Was 9th dominion?????

Omg I’m going insane

[arctic talon]

imotekh was 10e

what

????

[languid meadow]

right now the only model refresh I'd like to see is Trazyn refresh to match Orikan

[arctic talon]

Imotekh was literally 10e

[rose thorn]

OKAY YEAH THATS WHAT I THOGUHT

LMAO

[arctic talon]

I remember it

[rose thorn]

me too

[arctic talon]

bcs I saw necrons get 3 character releases

[rose thorn]

WAIT REALLY???

[arctic talon]

and then I thought there's no way admech gets more then 1

and then I got fucking stilt boy

[solid horizon]

I wanted that guy so bad when I was younger

[arctic talon]

and I think I just stared at my phone for like

3 minutes

lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah new Imotekh, new orikan, and translocation shroud overlord

[rose thorn]

i remmeber hearing about orikan idk why i thought he released earlier

i probably got him mixed up with the otehr guy

[arctic talon]

oh also this dude is prolly one of my faorite recent overlords

but he's a celebration mini you can only get at warhammer cafe's

[languid meadow]

tf I swear I thought Imotekh came out during 9th

[arctic talon]

lol

[languid meadow]

wtf

[rose thorn]

WHAT THE PEAK???

[arctic talon]

well

he's a Phaeron

not an overlord

but same difference tabletop wise

bcs we've never had a phaeron datasheet

[rose thorn]

waht the fuck isa phaeron

[solid horizon]

Top guy

[rose thorn]

is it liek the chapter master upgrade for necrons

[arctic talon]

Top guy of an entire dynasty

[rose thorn]

OHH SICK

[arctic talon]

uhh

[solid horizon]

Calgar in necrodermis armor

[arctic talon]

lol

anyways Hasmoteph's entire gimmick lore wise

is that he waits for his entire name + title to be read out

and if his forces haven't won yet by the time his poor Royal warden is done

he starts fighting alongside them

[languid meadow]

surprised we've only ever gotten 3 Phaerons (unless im missing one)

and one of them is limited edition stuff

it's not like we need a generic Phaeron model tbh

[solid horizon]

Overlord is already quite efficient

[rose thorn]

okay let me check wah

[arctic talon]

Its Imotekh, The Silent King(technically) and Hasmoteph lol

[languid meadow]

two imotekhs

[arctic talon]

Though calling The Silent King a phaeron

might bet you fucking obliterated by his guards

[rose thorn]

oh he deos nothing

[arctic talon]

Imotekh prints command points

and he does some stuff

lore wise he's a mega nerd strategist and good at duels

[languid meadow]

while true it is on a technicality

https://tenor.com/view/correct-futurama-the-best-kind-of-correct-yes-yep-gif-5787390

[rose thorn]

lmao

wow once per battle smite!!

YIPPIEEEE

[solid horizon]

Meanwhile crucible lord gives free stratagems

[rose thorn]

100 points tho for free command points seems good

gauntlet of fire
stormlord

[arctic talon]

if you could believe it it used to be worse lol

[rose thorn]

HUH?

[arctic talon]

it used to only work on vehicles

[rose thorn]

???????? why???

[arctic talon]

Lore

type shit

[rose thorn]

"i fuckign HATE JEEPS"

[arctic talon]

Imotekh is called the storm lord because he can fucking smite anything big enough and made of metal

lol

[solid horizon]

This guy is a mid overlord ngl

[crystal forum]

i reference this constantly and nobody gets it 😔

[rose thorn]

literallye veryone ahs seen futurama

[crystal forum]

nobody remembers that line apparently

[sacred ginkgo]

Sadly incorrect at this point

[vagrant fox]

Genius is hated in its own time

[rose thorn]

oh yeah we live in 2026

[arctic talon]

creepy ass 9e art of the 7e overlord lol

[rose thorn]

point retracted

[crystal forum]

mag did you watch it

[rose thorn]

yes

[solid horizon]

My man right there

[rose thorn]

ive watched it 4 times

[solid horizon]

John chaos android

[crystal forum]

zoomer

[rose thorn]

not the new stuff tho

[solid horizon]

Pre transition

[rose thorn]

what else was is upposed ot watch on hulu fucking highschool z??????

[languid meadow]

I would kill for an Anrakyr model tbh but that's because he's also blueeee

[solid horizon]

7e overlord does not have this collar

Also are you sure it's 7e

[arctic talon]

god I forgot how shit their posing is

[crystal forum]

big mouth and family guy idk

[arctic talon]

wait you're right lol, its custom

I just saw the headdress

and assumed 7e guy

[languid meadow]

GKs of the necrons

[solid horizon]

Scythe and head are correct

[languid meadow]

monoposing hell

[arctic talon]

btw

they're not mono pose

which is more horrifying lol

they have ball joints

💀

[languid meadow]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

YEAH

[crystal forum]

do you guys think necrons smell like old pennies

[solid horizon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

and they still look stiff as shit

[rose thorn]

did tryzan get a new model?

[solid horizon]

Old necrons were hell to assemble

[languid meadow]

no lol

[rose thorn]

or are they still selling his finecast one

LMOA

[solid horizon]

All my crons have back problems

[arctic talon]

the void blade guys look less fucking stiff

[surreal nest]

dont you ever say big mouth again holy fuck I just felt chills rush through my spine you just used some bullshit celtic curse on me

[languid meadow]

problematic model quality gap

[rose thorn]

the bigmouth guys made a new show and its even wrose

[surreal nest]

another cyberpunk show awesome!

[crystal forum]

there's like 6 big mouth clones

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

[solid horizon]

I was convinced this guy was 6th ed

[viral halo]

old model syndrome

[rose thorn]

what hte hell is wtih necrons and named footheroes that have bad once per battle abiilites

[arctic talon]

nah they look shit even compared to guys who came out alongside them

[sacred ginkgo]

I hope they make it a bit where they each get a model every 4 editions, but offset so one always looks drastically better

[languid meadow]

lmfao

[arctic talon]

because GW actually had good internal balancing for HQ options for Necrons

lol

[rose thorn]

ah

[surreal nest]

ok so whats the orb about for necrons they are always holding one

[arctic talon]

Its a resurection orb

[viral halo]

Palantir

[languid meadow]

honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trazyn got his remodel as a small side thing in celebration for the RT DLC

[arctic talon]

it basicially can speed up and hard force reanimation protocols

on necrons

[solid horizon]

Twice the strength of res protocols

[rose thorn]

woah guys what if my, 80? POINTS??? THAT SHIT IS FREEE NVM

[sacred ginkgo]

Balls

[arctic talon]

even if its a threat to the poor necron

being reanimated

lol

They can just go

[solid horizon]

D6 instead of D3

[arctic talon]

you, live now

but tabletop wise yeah

[rose thorn]

basically a free 4+ invul for a necron sawrm

[arctic talon]

it just makes reanimation protocol heal more

[solid horizon]

Sucks tbh

Because opponents usually eradicate the guy's squad

[rose thorn]

im sufering from grass is always greener on the other side lmao

[solid horizon]

Before he does anything

[surreal nest]

this seems like a crazy ability

like a wipe one elite off the map for free

[arctic talon]

No necrons are just OP

lol

necrons have been in the top 5 strongest codexes all edition

[rose thorn]

oh lol

[arctic talon]

for a fucking reason

they do have the strongest codex

GW has made this edition

and its not even fucking close lol

Third/fourth codex btw

[rose thorn]

xenos w ig

[arctic talon]

Powercreep is genuinely fake this edition

lol

[surreal nest]

stupid question, but 10th or 11th?

[arctic talon]

10th

[solid horizon]

If only our guys weren't equipped with water guns

[arctic talon]

11th isn't out yet

[sacred ginkgo]

Wait what the hell str 12 is vibe check a knight what

[languid meadow]

I can't fucking find a full body image of the new chronomancer character

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/1-blocked-message-william-butcher-william-butcher-blocked-the-boys-blocked-the-boys-gif-211679803636347503

[languid meadow]

besides her version from tacticus

[arctic talon]

curse of gauss flayer being shit

[arctic talon]

the geomancer?

from killteam

or something else

[languid meadow]

no

[solid horizon]

20 necron team

[languid meadow]

DoW4

[arctic talon]

oh

[solid horizon]

Only 3 hits land

[rose thorn]

oh isnt that int he royal court box?

[surreal nest]

are there any necrons that fucking love being necrons

[languid meadow]

more ornate crest and different head

[arctic talon]

Imotekh

[languid meadow]

diff head and bigger crest

[arctic talon]

Imotekh never wants to go back to being flesh again

lol

[rose thorn]

heres the ehads it have

werid i swore seeing that as a model before

that head i mean

[solid horizon]

If necron so strong why am I being denied full daemon engine list against them

[arctic talon]

its somewhat based on the hexmark one

[arctic talon]

they are cowards and brought no AT

[solid horizon]

True

[arctic talon]

women love their canoptek command nodes, buy your Geomancer one today

[solid horizon]

Exact reason btw

[rose thorn]

OHHH i probably saw a kitbash with that head hten

[solid horizon]

Why should it be my responsibility that they bought no anti tank

[languid meadow]

legit the only necron unit other than Thothmek with that head style (close to it) is the hexmark yeah

all of the other crypteks have the mono eye as usual

[rose thorn]

any plans for new ediiotn new army?

looking at GK refresh or conitnuign knights

[solid horizon]

Tbf my necron army has no handheld AT, but that's cause it's really really outdated

Arthritic warriors losing their shit when an eldar bike is blocking the path to the strat point

[languid meadow]

GKs and Deldar are my big bets for 11th

but who knows

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[solid horizon]

Be careful what you wish for peter

Deldar are not fun to play against

[viral halo]

GK refresh will be coming eventually, rumors pointing towards 11th

GK and Deldar both need a refresh

[arctic talon]

its gona be a GK and Drukhari refresh

[rose thorn]

i hast ot be i thasfat ot ebeit has to be

[arctic talon]

there's no fucking way it isn't

[arctic talon]

This reminds me of vesper's host in destiny 2 lmao

[rose thorn]

whats the new army fo 11th gonna be

[languid meadow]

yeah it's a really cool trailer just sucks it came out after they fucking nuked D2

[viral halo]

I doubt they'll do a new faction

[arctic talon]

the fucking creepy ass thing

[rose thorn]

agents of chaos jumpscare

[arctic talon]

Probably not gona be one

[languid meadow]

I don't think we'll get a new faction yet

[rose thorn]

yeah porbbaly the refrehses will be enough

[arctic talon]

GW has done all the stuff they've said they wanted to do

[sacred ginkgo]

Chaos tau

[arctic talon]

but fuck if I know

[rose thorn]

in recent years lmao

[viral halo]

Last new faction we got was Votann and they're just ehhhhh

[arctic talon]

I think a mortal/xenos clusterfuck chaos army is likely

lol

LoV are like

fine

they do need more lore

lol

[languid meadow]

but if I had to guess is the return of lost and the damned or dark admech idk

[arctic talon]

I like them

[rose thorn]

YNNARI ARMY REELASE RGAHHHH

[outer wave]

Space Ogryn Kingdoms

[viral halo]

I don't have a problem with Votann but they just seem like more tau

[viral halo]

Ynnari are rotting in the trash bin unfortunately

they'll get bare minimum rules

for eternity

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah didn't their god fucking die or smth

[rose thorn]

PLEASE GW GIVE ME A YNNARI RELEASE

[storm jungle]

Have you read anything about them

[languid meadow]

we got... clowns semi back

[rose thorn]

it can resurrect itself

[viral halo]

There's lore to read about them? lmao

[languid meadow]

yea it's pretty cool

[storm jungle]

^ Dumbass

i love how its always like

[viral halo]

I know they have big computer

[rose thorn]

its called a codex

[storm jungle]

"i think votann just arent interesting"

has not read anything about them

chud tbh

[rose thorn]

oh dilara did you see that guy crash out after speaking nonsense earlier and leave?

[storm jungle]

yea it was weird

Outlast Trials character

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[sacred ginkgo]

It was so strange

[crystal forum]

what did i miss

[viral halo]

I'm just not intrigued man it's not that deep 😭

They don't visually interest me

[rose thorn]

not my screenshot

[storm jungle]

I mean no one is saying it is. Its just a bit of a dumb take to say you are not interested in a faction you know nothing about.

[arctic talon]

Ynnari are going to be in stasis until GW runs out of Eldar and drukhari minis to refresh

which is soon to occur

lol

[storm jungle]

"they got computers right"

💀

[languid meadow]

finally fire 3d fire warriors that aren't crusty as fuck

[arctic talon]

those are pathfinders

[languid meadow]

Fire caste

[rose thorn]

DID YOU SEE THE GSC IN THE TRAILER

[languid meadow]

who give s ashit !

[arctic talon]

TO THE RE EDUCATION CAMP WITH YOU GUE'LA

[languid meadow]

they're BLUE

[rose thorn]

IM SO HAPPY

[languid meadow]

BLUE

BLUE

BLUE

[viral halo]

I am mainly on the hobby side of warhammer and do not find their models visually appealing which I have then not read about them

[rose thorn]

GSC GSC GSC SGCSCGSCSGCSG SGC IN A VIDOEGAME

[crystal forum]

in his own mental lane. unfiltred, unhindered by any sense of logic or morality

[storm jungle]

^ chud

[arctic talon]

bruh I'm going to watch a Deathwatch terminator get slimed out by a heavy stubber

[storm jungle]

🫡

[viral halo]

very excited for this

[arctic talon]

which is gona be funny

lol

[rose thorn]

what was the fucking impeiral truth channeL??

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

Blue

[plush mason]

destiny had such great art design

[viral halo]

Wtf man 😭

[storm jungle]

Consider yourself destroyed

[rose thorn]

reminds me of endless space 2

[arctic talon]

cannot believe we ended on the fucking expansion that whitewashed Aunor and was a star wars riff with official support from lucasart

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/turkey-turkish-man

[arctic talon]

BRO WHY DID THEY MAKE HER WHITE LOL

[languid meadow]

I am as well

however

[sacred ginkgo]

Nope, gun drone squad this time

[languid meadow]

I don't like the weird chaosy hints they're putting out

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[crystal forum]

do space marines wash their balls or is that done by the power armour

[storm jungle]

THIS LOOKS LIKE A TF2 MODEL

[languid meadow]

yeah lol

[storm jungle]

😩

[rose thorn]

ASGQAGAGAHAHAH

[arctic talon]

they wash their balls

[viral halo]

done by the serfs

[arctic talon]

[near wasp]

That's demoman

[rose thorn]

i really like chaos gate daemonhunters

[viral halo]

that is brutal 😭

[arctic talon]

Chaos is prolly gona get shoved in a quarter of the way into the campaign

lol

like how we get the dif blooms

in daemon hunter

[rose thorn]

so ill porbably buy the xeno hunter one

[viral halo]

I used to have a deathwatch army

miss those mfs

[spare osprey]

My God.
I've seen this fella in the Xbox 360 Arcade store.

[rose thorn]

no way we didnt even get xenos in daemonhunter i believe

[near wasp]

Deathwatch says it'll have chaos in the trailer lol

[crystal forum]

did you eat them

[plush mason]

who is Aunor again?

[rose thorn]

FUCKK

[viral halo]

they're in storage

[jade holly]

How big are we expecting Defiler nerfs to be? Let’s be honest we know it’s getting nerfed

[crystal forum]

so you still have them

[arctic talon]

The praxic order warlock who wanted to blow drifters head off

[languid meadow]

after SM2 it's weird seeing squished shorty marines again

[near wasp]

Y'all just didn't pay attention ig

[arctic talon]

like 50 points buff lol

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-gif-9431479052148052111

[arctic talon]

tbh thats just the proportions of the game

[jade holly]

So make them 300 points?

[languid meadow]

yeah

[arctic talon]

everything looks like chibis

lol

[arctic talon]

Idk how GW will nerf them

but I think a bump of 50 points is likely

[rose thorn]

mmm need my yaoi music

[languid meadow]

yaoicore?

[plush mason]

oh that explains why i dont know who they are lol. i frankly dont know any the lore post forsaken keep or whatever

[viral halo]

Painting models made by any other company makes you appreciate the detail that GW models have

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[near wasp]

It said there will be 7 factions, necrons tau, genestealers and choas

[arctic talon]

She was just a zealot about The Light lol

[rose thorn]

IUM SO HYPE FOR GSCSGCSGCSGCGSGCSGC HAAHHHHAHAAH

[arctic talon]

we've seen Necrons, Tau, GSC, Orks, and chaos

[near wasp]

It was either gsc or tyranids I can't remember

[arctic talon]

so 1-2 missing

[crystal forum]

painting indie models makes me appreciate what unfiltered talent looks like

[arctic talon]

it was GSC

[rose thorn]

its GSC

[arctic talon]

we could get both nids and gsc

lol

[viral halo]

GSC need the love truly

[rose thorn]

i dont htink we will get nids

[near wasp]

Chaos meaning all four gods

[languid meadow]

I hope it's nids

[near wasp]

Maybe

[languid meadow]

BUT the trailer is chaos

[near wasp]

Idk

[languid meadow]

so fucking chaos

that or deldar?

[rose thorn]

god damn it

[storm jungle]

Cant wait for a single GSC with a assault rifle to wipe an entire Deathwatch team

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

lore accurate

[viral halo]

I still gotta read that GSC book

[rose thorn]

FR

[plush mason]

she is a warlock so thats kinda expected, this take brought to you by a hunter main

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/TauCetiGG/status/2059354766967283722

Marathon Bulletin (@TauCetiGG)

Marathon is a horror game.

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[rose thorn]

i have all opf them saved i love htem

[viral halo]

Guardsmen one shotting a knight on tabletop

[arctic talon]

one of her best friends is a Titan who is also a zealot about the light.

[languid meadow]

bungie randomly turning their games into horror ones since pathways into darkness

[arctic talon]

birds of a feather fly together

lol

[rose thorn]

i love GSC is fucking haywired to be pinpoint shots from birth

"you mys on, will have aim trainer built in your brain"

[viral halo]

I honestly need a good imperial guard book

I've been reading depressing memoirs for months and need some slop

[arctic talon]

Deathrider

[storm jungle]

stop posting this gooner stuff we saw it like 3 times

[near wasp]

Deathrider

[arctic talon]

Oh

depressing

you want bolter slop

nvm

[languid meadow]

rips you in half

[storm jungle]

blocks ✋

[languid meadow]

power gaming......

[crystal forum]

i see marathon but where's the jogging?

[rose thorn]

"marathon is a horror game"

some fuckin animation

[viral halo]

I've been reading nothing but WWI and II memoirs and I feel hollow

[crystal forum]

what a shit name

[rose thorn]

weird where is the VIDEOGAME??

[viral halo]

Marathon is a good game btw

[arctic talon]

it is

but also I don't like extraction shooters

[viral halo]

Its art style is really awesome

[arctic talon]

so unfortunately I will not be playing it

[rose thorn]

i liked the old marathons i havent played the extraciton shooter

[viral halo]

this is the worst part about it lol

[plush mason]

tbf with the TT stuff all it takes is bad rolls on the target's part and good rolls are the shooter's part for some crazy shit to happen afaik

[rose thorn]

because my computer cant urn it

[arctic talon]

I want a remake of Marathon 1, 2 and infinity lol

[rose thorn]

me too

[viral halo]

after playing other war games, 40k is kinda mid

it's RNG

[rose thorn]

i read up on the new marathon lore nad it seems to have less lore implications than halo

[plush mason]

a squad of flashgits one shotting a lord of change is one example i know of

[viral halo]

this is more plausible

there's a faith component

[languid meadow]

yeah idk what's going on anymore

[arctic talon]

Ironhand straken could punch a warhound to death in 9e

btw lol

[viral halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[arctic talon]

I mean if it was religous yes

he literally commited genocide

on the religous

lol

[rose thorn]

ai slop video lmao

[arctic talon]

The Emperor is r/atheism

[viral halo]

The only AI I want to hear about is Allen Iverson

[crystal forum]

turkey's revenge

[languid meadow]

it's super funny they mentioned the fucking W'rkncacnter so early into the story

[crystal forum]

thats not a fucking word

[rose thorn]

how fun is aeldar atm btw

[viral halo]

theyve been great the whole edition

[rose thorn]

fun

[viral halo]

also a very fun army to build with aspect warriors

[arctic talon]

very fun, but the army is on the weaker side rn

imo

[viral halo]

Kill Team is very fun too as they're technically 3 kill teams in one with aspect warriors

[arctic talon]

Eldar are not my main army

For Killteam they're like very fun

lol

I prefer voidscarred tho

[rose thorn]

ooo

[arctic talon]

for my Eldar KT

[viral halo]

I have Ynnari Howling Banshees for my eldar KT

[arctic talon]

The executioner™ lives up to its name in KT

lol

[crystal forum]

i just got votaan yaegirs

my first KT

[rose thorn]

ive bene campaing out on eldar to get a good ynnari book

[crystal forum]

dwarf hunters

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle was there ynnari mentioned in the voidscarred book?

[arctic talon]

not really

lol

[viral halo]

I want a stormboyz kt

[rose thorn]

fair

[storm jungle]

Nah

[arctic talon]

stormboyz KT would be funny

but we just got a JP killteam

[viral halo]

I love painting them

[storm jungle]

Brooks does mention them in Lilith's novel

[rose thorn]

oh yeah they introduced flying in KT and hten did nothign lmao

[arctic talon]

tbf

thats bcs she was part of them

[storm jungle]

but even he has Lilith just go

"lmao these guys suck"

[arctic talon]

the fuck you mean nothing

lol

[storm jungle]

and shes on and off with them

[arctic talon]

you have not played against them

[viral halo]

Here’s my Ynnari Howling banshees

[rose thorn]

im shitposting dw

[arctic talon]

I am sending you to Bheta Deimca

[rose thorn]

HAHAAHAHHA

[arctic talon]

you will fight vespids

[viral halo]

I gotta get back to painting but stuck getting ready for a bolt action game

[storm jungle]

ynnari

not even in red

chud 5x

[rose thorn]

theres red

[arctic talon]

also not all Ynnari follow the color scheme

smh

[viral halo]

it's the official ynnari howling banshee paint scheme mf 😭

[storm jungle]

still not enough

👎

[rose thorn]

dont ynnari just need to include maroon red somewhere

[viral halo]

and wear no helmets or some shit

[rose thorn]

becuase its the color you wear to funerals in eldar society

[viral halo]

And hate captain artemis

of the dihwatch

[rose thorn]

how the fuck has he not gotten a new model yet

[viral halo]

He holds up very well

[storm jungle]

They literally all wear red

[rose thorn]

when has that stopped gw

[storm jungle]

"holds up well" mini btw

chudceptor

[arctic talon]

Artemis? his mini is from 7e

[rose thorn]

HES FORM 7TH

OH YEAH

HE WAS APART OF THE GSC BOARDGAME

[arctic talon]

his face sculpt is butt ugly

but his like

actual sculpt is quite nice

[rose thorn]

my partner has on

e

[viral halo]

The sculpt is fine I don't get this one lol

Sword is a bit small ig

it's better than current lemartes

[rose thorn]

huh?

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480796079027912794/1502113487256682687/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[viral halo]

Current Lemartes unfortunately has a gag ball in his mouth

really funny looking head sculpt

[rose thorn]

he alwasy ahs

[viral halo]

it's very pronounced

A bit cartoonish

I wish the blood angels had death company kits

like they used to

I have a whole flesh tearers army to paint

[rose thorn]

space marine players when they have to do an arm swap

[arctic talon]

They’ll get to it

lol

[viral halo]

I was spoiled growing up with all the redundant kits

[viral halo]

accusing me of being a space marine player 🥀

CSM/Orks/Deldar

[rose thorn]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BLOOD ANGELS GET THEIR OWN TANK

[storm jungle]

80 DOLLARS?

Damn you guys are crazy

[rose thorn]

what does csm stand for hm?

[storm jungle]

chaos space marines

[viral halo]

Fun fact, you used to get a terminator captain, devastators, infantry, and this tank for 85 dollars in one box ten years ago

[storm jungle]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[rose thorn]

this si tehstupid erst of the world price let me check su

[viral halo]

GW prices are BRUTAL compared to most other games

[heady rivet]

You wanna know whats really affordable though?

[rose thorn]

ITS 80 DOLLARS????????

[storm jungle]

STOP IT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480796079027912794/1502113487256682687/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[languid meadow]

killteam

play kill team

[lament shoal]

I’m just waiting to preorder the new ciaphas cain mini lol

[viral halo]

I remember getting into historicals the first time and seeing how cheap everything was

I was blown away

GW had ruined my expectations

[arctic talon]

This is from 5e but also yes

Historicals are cheap as shit

But my god the infantry is ugly as fuck

[viral halo]

got my whole bolt action army for 130

lol

[arctic talon]

Tanks are nice though

[languid meadow]

battletech

[rose thorn]

am i stupid how hte fuck do you buy deathcomapny

[viral halo]

the actual best

[heady rivet]

I stop when one of you sends me proof of ordering and receiving their first Necromunda gang

[arctic talon]

No kit rn

[viral halo]

new mechwarrior dlc btw

[arctic talon]

You just free hand the cross

[rose thorn]

i thought they had an upgrade sprue

[arctic talon]

Nah

[languid meadow]

why tf is the starter box 3x more expensive on amazon than the main website

what the fuck

[arctic talon]

It’s the generic blood angel upgrade sprue

[viral halo]

independent seller

not actually amazon

[arctic talon]

Scalper

[rose thorn]

WAIT THAT BOX JUST HAD A BUNCH OF ASSAULT INTERCESSORS IN IT LMAOOOOO

[languid meadow]

shit is 80 bucks when I can buy it right now from CGL for 25

[rose thorn]

THIS WAS 2 CHARACTERS AND A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT LMAOOOOO

[storm jungle]

KKKiaphans Kain*

[heady rivet]

How it feels to be me in here

speka

[languid meadow]

emote fail

[storm jungle]

to be fair with your case you BEG to be hated

[storm jungle]

^ gay

[heady rivet]

^ Homophobe

[heady rivet]

Not once

[languid meadow]

[heady rivet]

I am merely detested for being cool

[storm jungle]

Didnt know if i wais saying it positively or negatively, bigot 🫵

[heady rivet]

Its jealousy

[arctic talon]

And 2 upgrade sprues Mr. Squidward

[rose thorn]

i thought it was 4

[arctic talon]

I think you’re right

I don’t remember

Anyways that box was ass

[rose thorn]

i forgot SW ahve like 4 named dreads

[arctic talon]

2

[rose thorn]

ah

HUH"????????????????

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

Its just cheaper to buy an entire 3D printer and do it yourself

[rose thorn]

this is stupid but at least it makes sense

[arctic talon]

It’s really detailed smh

But yes

[languid meadow]

I quite like the design ngl

[lament shoal]

Are they bullying you for being a munda fan

[languid meadow]

idk if it fits space marines but I do like it

[arctic talon]

It is

[heady rivet]

Often and frequently

[arctic talon]

They’re both marines

[languid meadow]

as a general super heavy tank

[arctic talon]

The bottom one also isn’t uh

[heady rivet]

Among other reasons

[arctic talon]

Made by cawl

Which is hilarious

[rose thorn]

the fuck are htese guys doing here lmao

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-15574091040572480755

[languid meadow]

I mean I don't think the Astraeus fits warhammer marine aesthetics tbh however it is a good sci fi tank design

reminds me of starcraft more than 40k

also halo wars...

[heady rivet]

Big blocky shitbox

[arctic talon]

Iron warriors got a character + upgrade sprue

Red corsairs got a squad, a character + Huron

[arctic talon]

Well forgeworld did it lul

[languid meadow]

it's too flat

[rose thorn]

i dont see fucking black legion getting a tab lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

The red corsair command squad is 100% sex though

[languid meadow]

needs more MASS

[sacred ginkgo]

If only for lizard lady and the bitch queen captain

[rose thorn]

need a cleanse by scrolling the aos store page

festus is qutie cool i wish he had a ror

[sacred ginkgo]

I feel like the worm isn't fucked up enough

[outer wave]

He looks so sullen now

[rose thorn]

its not a worm

[sacred ginkgo]

slug

[rose thorn]

nope

[sacred ginkgo]

critter

Gorbling

[rose thorn]

its a leech

[outer wave]

Creature

[languid meadow]

crud

[outer wave]

Throw some salt on it

It'll die

[sacred ginkgo]

Why the fuck does this have an Ifunny watermark

[rose thorn]

i pulled it off google idk

[sacred ginkgo]

I was already confused

[rose thorn]

leeches are very easy pets from what i heard

[lament shoal]

@heady rivet is Vandoth really a blood angel that was lost to the black rage?

[languid meadow]

despite RC being more marine slop at least it's interesting

they're more visually interesting than other stuff plus having a xeno with them is a plus

[storm jungle]

He literally has the blood drop + chapter number insignia on his sword

also his boots humorously copy a space marine boot

[rose thorn]

its bait he isnt lost to the black rage i believe

[storm jungle]

also one of the other foot-tips has the odler Mk line design

[lament shoal]

Oh I did not notice the symbol on his scabbard lol

How tf did this man end up on Munda

[storm jungle]

uhhh i dunno

[languid meadow]

I saw someone make a custom imperial fist for their necromunda game

it was cool

[sacred ginkgo]

He also has black carapace ports on his arms

[rose thorn]

ive seen this guy used to stand in for chaos space marine leader in chaos outacst gangs lol

stat sheet wise

[heady rivet]

I saw this and the stat line was INSANE

[lament shoal]

I noticed that as well, wanted to make sure tho

[heady rivet]

Technically he isnt black rage fwiw, just red thirsting

But yeah he's just there

[lament shoal]

Ah so he’s a renegade then?

[rose thorn]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE GARGANT SPEARHEAD IS DEAD ADN THE 3 MAN KIT

[heady rivet]

(Its never stated)

[rose thorn]

GARGANT REFRESH COMING

[storm jungle]

Hence why I said i dunno

fucking RAT

[arctic talon]

Not lost to the black rage, is absolutely a blood angel

[languid meadow]

bald....

https://tenor.com/view/idoljun-idoijun-bald-slap-head-gif-20906537

[storm jungle]

also yea to get lost to the BBC Rage you gotta just enter frenzy for plot related reasons

the only constant issue BA have to deal with is drinking blood

thankfully just like VTM necromunda is filled with homeless people

🗣️

[arctic talon]

Tbf vandoth gets a lot

[heady rivet]

Ye ye

[arctic talon]

He literally shovels gore into his mouth

lol

[languid meadow]

british broadcasting company.......

[heady rivet]

But Mundans dont know shit

[arctic talon]

His original art was way more ambiguous

The FW kit guys just went

“Yeah let’s fucking make him a blood angel”

[storm jungle]

tbh its literally not even a space marine

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

he just looks like a big buff bandit

[heady rivet]

I always headcanon as wanted poster vs reality lole

[arctic talon]

Tbh he had the marine stat line 1 to 1 + blood angel subtraction rule is why people were suspicious of him maybe being a marine out of universe

Not bcs of his art

[storm jungle]

actually forget the stats

im zooming in I THINK they literally gave him vampire teeth?

has blood dropping off his mouth too

[arctic talon]

Yeah he’s got them

But that could be said to just be a mutation

[heady rivet]

👍

[storm jungle]

yea also a 30k bolter where the barel is more exposed

[languid meadow]

funky

[arctic talon]

He might be from the 30k campaign to conquer Munda lmao

I’m deadass

[lament shoal]

Homie got so hungry he left his chapter lmao

I get it tho

[heady rivet]

Fwiw he still loyal!

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

They pay better

Have you see how shit the pay is from them chaos folks is smh?

[languid meadow]

im not privy to munda lore all that much, why not corpse grinders?

[storm jungle]

khorne cult

[languid meadow]

ah

[heady rivet]

This shits insane

[arctic talon]

Tbf he likes corpse grinders lol

[heady rivet]

Khornate

[lament shoal]

Maybe I should pick him up sometime then, he sounds like he could be fun to play in a campaign

[storm jungle]

they are people driven insane from consatntly tossing corpses into meat-grinders and hearing their bone crunch and shit

[arctic talon]

As in

Likes to kill them

And eat their stuff

[rose thorn]

not gsc gangs tho lmao

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[heady rivet]

Important to note the corpse guild still exists so its literally just a skill issue on their part

[storm jungle]

Nailgunning you rn

[jade holly]

I think I’m running out of room on that shelf for my army

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

He's pretty gud

[rose thorn]

shit my arbitor be running for his gang

[heady rivet]

Pricey though

[arctic talon]

Gets slimed out by a grav gun

lol

[heady rivet]

5 up save on 2d6 makes me wanna blow my shit smoove off

[arctic talon]

On the upside grav guns are pretty shit in Munda aside from for sliming him out

Or for like

Other big stuff I guess

But usually it just sits in your fucking treasure horde

lol

[arctic talon]

yeah this shit is so dumb lol

[languid meadow]

peasant maxxing rn

[heady rivet]

And a bolter equals his strength so like, Enforcers wouldnt be too scared

[arctic talon]

yeeeeeep

[languid meadow]

eating a whole ass loaf of bread by itself

[arctic talon]

he's only T4

because he's a muhrine

actually vandoth has one difference from a marine

He's got 5" of movement

not 6

[heady rivet]

[languid meadow]

crack head blood is nerfing him

tragic

[arctic talon]

I'd assume its just for a boss fight

tbh

[storm jungle]

HOLY SHIT

[heady rivet]

He got one sip of an Escher and instantly had a fentanyl OD

[storm jungle]

https://fixupx.com/NicolasWR/status/2059283401115377904

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[languid meadow]

it is

[storm jungle]

Kojima doing AI slop

[rose thorn]

NOOO

[storm jungle]

YES

[rose thorn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[storm jungle]

I TOLD YOU ALL

HES A FUCKING FRAUD

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO