#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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Higher ups literally came up with the idea for it so no

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lol

arctic talon
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It was to simplify onboarding yes

hasty coral
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Ohhhhh

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Well ok then I take it back

arctic talon
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It was a plan that a lot of the dev team hated

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And we got more info on it

dapper gyro
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Dev didn't even know that the game is closing until it is made public.

arctic talon
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With the announcement of density stopping development

arctic talon
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They were literally working on shattered cycle

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Till the announcement came out

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Which is fucking insane

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Like ??????

vagrant fox
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rip

hasty coral
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Looter Shooter is a cursed genre right now for everyone but Warframe KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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Don’t even have the dignity to tell your fucking dev team to stop development

vagrant fox
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I read that Forbes article and that was some wack shit

hasty coral
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The First Descendant? More like The Last Playerbase

dapper gyro
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Borden landing 4 was so so...

vagrant fox
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10 days from 700 days of logging into warframe

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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I'm gonna do it soon

outer wave
arctic talon
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Remember it’s canon the Tenno fucking yap weird Dax philosophy 24/7

hasty coral
hasty coral
vagrant fox
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watch out flashbang

hasty coral
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I need Tennocon a month ago

vagrant fox
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These points are kinda funny in the worst way

hasty coral
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OH GOD

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DUDE NIGHT MODE FOR BROWSERS EXISTS

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COME ON

vagrant fox
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I said watch out flashbang in lowercase letters

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I love Roathe and Lyon, my fucked up creachers

arctic talon
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“I am a blade”

dapper gyro
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Say "FIRE IN THE HOLE" next time.

vagrant fox
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That's kinda sexual I don't do that

dapper gyro
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In your hole

hasty coral
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Roathe is sane enough to at least grieve his men and hate those even worse then him

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A less poisoned apple

arctic talon
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Yeah

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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Also Warframe is almost softcore sex.

vagrant fox
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no

hasty coral
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Yeah there is an option

arctic talon
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You can turn off the fucking Tenno transmissions

vagrant fox
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Yeah and

arctic talon
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They don’t even use the same voice actors

dapper gyro
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Which allows it to stay afloat.

arctic talon
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As the Current Tenno

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Btw

vagrant fox
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I will never turn anything off even ordis

arctic talon
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It’s horny but it’s not soft core porn lol

hasty coral
vagrant fox
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Of course, I exist to be contrarian

arctic talon
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By that logic so is something like street fighter

hasty coral
vagrant fox
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The Grineer deteriorate over time... is that what makes them violent?

arctic talon
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No they’re just racist and facist

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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Warframe gets a little horny and maybe the developers too but I don't think it gets quite to softcore

languid meadow
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Heirlooms, dating system, some deluxe skins, etc

vagrant fox
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although I just got Follie and I think it's a contender for biggest ass next to that one Atlas skin

languid meadow
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I just wish every heirloom wasn't horny

hasty coral
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Slightly more on topic

Battlesector is great

arctic talon
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It is

vagrant fox
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I really don't like how heirlooms look and I want a toggle to disable them

hasty coral
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I wish they expanded on the rosters of each faction more like Gladius does (less predatory dlc ideally)

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But the upgrade system and crusade mode is genuinely fun for quick pop in pop out

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Also Necrons feel FANTASTIC in that game

Reanimation and living metal were translated so well and really make them feel hard to put down

vagrant fox
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delet necrons

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more focus on eldar

solid horizon
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I will delete necron

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lemme handle it

vagrant fox
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It's not that i don't trust you but

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It's exactly that I don't trust you

solid horizon
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I have this, I could jump on it

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no more necrons

rose thorn
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You prbbaly could proxy decimator as a defiler now tbh

solid horizon
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no way

rose thorn
solid horizon
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I am not using something with a 60mm base as a thing with a 160mm base

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💀

rose thorn
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Throw him on a tactical rock

solid horizon
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thats a tactical mountain

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I crave for decimator remaster but I know it'll never happen since it's be casted away to 30k

rose thorn
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What the fuck is is the chaos dread called again

solid horizon
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helbrute ?

rose thorn
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OH 1 L

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WHOOPS

solid horizon
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closest you could proxy a decimator as would indeed be a helbrute, but talk about a loss

rose thorn
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Looking at die comparison as

rose thorn
solid horizon
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yeah

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mechanical king kong

rose thorn
solid horizon
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it's saturnine dread/armiger sized

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you could proxy it as a wardog

rose thorn
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Lmao

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What the fuck is a blood slaughterer and what is it doing in CSM

solid horizon
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when were armigers built in lore btw

storm jungle
rose thorn
solid horizon
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it's a world eaters thing

storm jungle
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nice nice

solid horizon
languid meadow
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I wonder how big this post will be

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Quoting + MachDominus + (@MachDominus)

Arrowhead doesn't have the stones to add in a T'au armor or equipment in the 40k warbond, it would be the most hilarious thing ever.
︀︀
︀︀I reckon the T'au Empire and Super Earth are pretty close enough for it to work out anyway, just say it's repurposed alien tech and we're golden.

**🔁 3 ❤️ 37 👁️ 545 **

rose thorn
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I’ve been looking far and wide for monsters from GW games to use as mounts for AOS

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Old world refuses to sell good kits so nothing there yet

arctic talon
arctic talon
solid horizon
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nothing too dramatic but still

solid horizon
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I better lay my hands on sticky putty to try out different posing

rose thorn
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I thought it would be legends in WE

solid horizon
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it is

arctic talon
solid horizon
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it's legends in WE and CSM

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it's not legends in 30k, but you need a minimum of 2 of them

solid horizon
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30k is for rich people

arctic talon
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30k is 30k

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Also they got retconned into being in 30k late heresy

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Lol

solid horizon
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GW sold bloodslaughterer are like

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90 bucks

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shit is helbrute sized

vagrant fox
solid horizon
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is this list that scary ?

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it looks like a happy group of jolly fellas to me

rose thorn
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I forgot tha plasma creature existed

rancid cove
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Chud line

solid horizon
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I dont like forgefiends

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they look so out of place in my blocky army

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they are painful to paint as well

rose thorn
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You could proxy decimator one of the forgefiends

solid horizon
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but why would I

rose thorn
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Idk for legal games

solid horizon
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no one has ever complained so far

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just in case if they do

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I have another defiler

rose thorn
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Ah lmao

solid horizon
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having an army so scary that no one is willing to play with you but your even scarier chaos brother is truly a curse

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they never talk about that in da books dothey

crystal forum
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chaos stays losing

solid horizon
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mods, crucify this man upside down

vagrant fox
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I gotta stop procrastinating on Hive

storm jungle
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What happened

vagrant fox
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nothing I'm just procrastinating because it's 24 hours

sharp pollen
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guys would you eat Tau glizzy

crystal forum
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is that what their shlongs look like

solid horizon
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The tau pickle

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super long firing range

near wasp
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Tau have duck hardware

crystal forum
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that sounds terrifying

solid horizon
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it does

near wasp
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Also I made it up fyi

crystal forum
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no it's canon now

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too late

near wasp
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Damn

crystal forum
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you cursed us with this

near wasp
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Ugh two and half more hours trapped in the concrete tomb I call work

solid horizon
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bro is a necron warrior

near wasp
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Yes

hollow zodiac
daring creek
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Has the weather been bipolar for anyone else

rancid cove
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What does that mean

vagrant fox
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yes

rocky gale
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It's hot

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Not like hot

heady rivet
solid horizon
rose thorn
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God I hate this guy lmao

rancid cove
solid horizon
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was normal but then decided to melta me

solid horizon
rose thorn
solid horizon
solid horizon
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honestly metal

storm jungle
solid horizon
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kitbash using taxidermy and hair

rancid cove
solid horizon
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some people kitbash cloth with actual cloth

rose thorn
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I spoilered because some people are really disturbed by taxidermy

rancid cove
rancid cove
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The fuck

solid horizon
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I mean why not

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the thing is dead

rose thorn
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It’s fucking gross

solid horizon
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theres plenty rats out there

rose thorn
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Dude you aren’t suppose to be touching taxadermies after it’s made it’s horrible for your health

solid horizon
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what if I want to eat the taxidermy

rancid cove
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It just feels disrespectful tbh

rose thorn
rancid cove
solid horizon
rose thorn
rancid cove
spare osprey
rancid cove
hollow zodiac
solid horizon
hollow zodiac
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it's on and off during the day but it's been pouring for the nights

silk sparrow
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i read the rule, duiscuss no polotic's, but we have a whole channel for imperial truth.
shouldn't it be: speak no blasphemy?

rancid cove
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What.

solid horizon
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whar

unique bronze
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wuh

rose thorn
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What?

rancid cove
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Second of all

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Fuck you mean blasphemy

heady rivet
hollow zodiac
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LMAO SAME

solid horizon
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you dont get it, it's high gothic

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
silk sparrow
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never mind, ten seconds on this server, bye ya'll

rose thorn
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???!?!

solid horizon
rancid cove
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

solid horizon
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I screenshotted this rare pokemon before he vanished

hollow zodiac
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y'all are mean

rancid cove
solid horizon
spare osprey
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AI GENERATED GTA PFP????

hollow zodiac
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This is the most intricate shitpost I've seen in years

rose thorn
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Probably a Twitter bot

solid horizon
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I mean who says this

spare osprey
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MOTHERHUBBARD LOOKS LIKE MY FADAH--

solid horizon
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THE RULE

heady rivet
rancid cove
hollow zodiac
solid horizon
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dont ever talk about polotic's guys, it's wrong

hollow zodiac
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Is water polotics ok?

heady rivet
rancid cove
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DONT YOU EVER QUESTION THE DECISIONS MADE BY TRUMP HE IS OUR LEADER

solid horizon
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also care to enlighten me, what is imperial truth channel

outer wave
heady rivet
solid horizon
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yes

outer wave
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Bruh

hollow zodiac
rancid cove
surreal nest
solid horizon
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such a weird username as well

hollow zodiac
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the way they turn their heads makes me laugh everyfucking time

solid horizon
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even my dark magos Magnu Cerebro isnt on this scale of weirdness

hollow zodiac
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People train for years for comedic timing that good

solid horizon
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who gets offended by "what"

rose thorn
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Mods got a new bot to create accounts to say insane shit in order to end a conversation

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/j

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
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somethignsomething snowflake

solid horizon
surreal nest
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I think he was just a non English speaker trying to imperial roleplay or something

solid horizon
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as if imperial citizen cant be confused by unclear declarations

rancid cove
solid horizon
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this is clearly social darwinism

rancid cove
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It sounds like one

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Doesnt retshull not sound like redpill or am i overthinking

solid horizon
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no

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it sounds like random warhammer name

heady rivet
rancid cove
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Instructions unclear I am killing the nearest homeless person

surreal nest
heady rivet
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My work ehre is done

outer wave
heady rivet
hollow zodiac
hollow zodiac
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omg I didn't notice that

outer wave
heady rivet
hollow zodiac
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I didn't mean to call him an underhiver, I was just joking Cry

rancid cove
surreal nest
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i really dont think that guy had negative intentions he might have just been stupid

outer wave
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Anyway Im gonna go back to reading

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Let me know if he comes back

outer wave
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Possibly yeah

solid horizon
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he might have overreacted

rancid cove
solid horizon
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I found him on dark souls 3 steam page but steam wont work so I cant show

hollow zodiac
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wut

surreal nest
surreal nest
solid horizon
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lmao

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I mean its darktide

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game for dumbasses

rancid cove
solid horizon
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serious people play space chuds 2

hollow zodiac
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I'm decently anxious myself, so I would've left in shame lmao

rancid cove
surreal nest
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it sounded like he was just making a bad joke about in universe stuff with bad english to me

unique bronze
surreal nest
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i read his message like frenchie from the boys and it kinda made me laugh though

solid horizon
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I dont know what imperial truth channel is supposed to be

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lore chat ?

surreal nest
unique bronze
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said something about no politics talk

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🤷‍♂️

hollow zodiac
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I think that's the joke as well?

solid horizon
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it was a really meh joke

unique bronze
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I didnt get it

surreal nest
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oh server says no politics but theres a channel that talks about imperial truth shouldnt it say no blasphemy

rancid cove
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It just doesnt make fucking sense

solid horizon
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mine are better

hollow zodiac
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I'm sure it's funnier in his own language

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Now that's the part I'm curious about

surreal nest
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i think he was going for a thought crime bit

storm jungle
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make it make sense

hollow zodiac
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omg he was baiting heresy posting

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nvm, we should've banned him

solid horizon
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I mean out of all warhammer servers, darktide is certainly the less rp one

rancid cove
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What if it was dilara all along...

hollow zodiac
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That's not out of the question

surreal nest
solid horizon
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true

surreal nest
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nobody has even mentioned politics in a hot minute

solid horizon
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what were we even talking about prior

sacred ginkgo
surreal nest
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lore chat needs a new chud to make a scene i think they just tore apart an illiterate person

sacred ginkgo
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Black templars dlc outfit

arctic talon
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What are my gangers doing bruh

rancid cove
surreal nest
rancid cove
solid horizon
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oh right taxidermed rat kitbash

arctic talon
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Dog whistles are so ass

spare osprey
hollow zodiac
rancid cove
solid horizon
sacred ginkgo
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I was wearing the amazing chud repellant outfit too (transmarine cause its funny)

solid horizon
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BROTHER

sacred ginkgo
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I ended up beating that one solo for some reason

solid horizon
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WHY IS MY ARMOR BEEP BOOPING BROTHER

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BROTHER

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WE ARE LOST BROTHER

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BROTHER

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I CANT FIND THE EXIT BROTHER

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
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actually does anyone else have that Deathwing game?

solid horizon
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I do, but I rarely play it

hollow zodiac
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I've only played the intro and haven't beaten it

solid horizon
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it's always fun and goofy when I play it

hollow zodiac
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👀

solid horizon
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there is always one douche fallen player

surreal nest
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its a pretty fun game but really poorly designed

solid horizon
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yeah

hollow zodiac
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That's what I've heard

solid horizon
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so easy to be lost and never know when you hit

spare osprey
hollow zodiac
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but the vibes are immaculate

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One of the games to really get into 40k

solid horizon
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playing melee in that game is

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painful

rancid cove
solid horizon
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but I guess realistic from a space marine pov

hollow zodiac
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the feedback used to be worse

solid horizon
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would be awesome in VR

hollow zodiac
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It was like playing oblivion and fighting a horde of goblins at a low level but all the time

rancid cove
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I'll start showing off my modded fashion cause I have less of those

surreal nest
hollow zodiac
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with a one handed sword and that's it

solid horizon
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there is no dialogue in game so me, my friends and other players just semi rp by saying random goofy bullshit but warhammer style

hollow zodiac
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No but that sounds awesome

solid horizon
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BROTHER

hollow zodiac
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BROTHER

solid horizon
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BROTHER ACHRABAEL HAS DOOMED US

rancid cove
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my message didnt go

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fucl

heady rivet
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Seen as spam

hollow zodiac
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THIS IS THE SAME HALL, I WILL BE TAKING POINT

rancid cove
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the EC is kinda mid but oh well

solid horizon
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Heretic [**Achrabael Punisher] is a fallen angel around 2014level now. He always killed all brothers under Friend Fire condition, and refused give other medic support when he plays medic role (Apothecary). He shooting the xenos leader and attract it to attack teammates, and block the door to prevent them from Evacuation. He is a Heretic Scum, a ...

rancid cove
spare osprey
solid horizon
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actual villain of Deathwing

hollow zodiac
hollow zodiac
surreal nest
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i hate the robotic leg so much it just makes me think of a fnaf animatronic

hollow zodiac
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I'd be totally down to get something going this weekend

unique bronze
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that Nightlord tho

rancid cove
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Okay the next ones are vanilla, I have a lot of those so bear with me

solid horizon
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brother achrabael is a fuckin legend

rancid cove
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those are all my vanilla fashion

hollow zodiac
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wait hold on

rancid cove
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pre patch 13

hollow zodiac
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this is a very good post lmao

rancid cove
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i did take some screenshots of my other modded fashion using the horus heresy overhaul mod but i just didnt edit them causei m lazy

solid horizon
hollow zodiac
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I didn't realize it was still active like that

spare osprey
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Wanna look, but I am driving--

hollow zodiac
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BOY

spare osprey
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Vroom--

hollow zodiac
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GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE

solid horizon
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bro is a highway star

hollow zodiac
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That's scary shit!

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We want him home safe!

rancid cove
solid horizon
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yes

outer wave
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@sacred ginkgo I saw the leg on the EC and immediately thought of Mattias, I am fuckin' brain rotted

solid horizon
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we shalln't let a knight brother die

rancid cove
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and it would've been spot on

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lmfao

outer wave
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Truuuuue

solid horizon
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my favorite part about deathwing is

rancid cove
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i still have

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uh

solid horizon
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helmetless termie is literally the rock

rancid cove
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unedited screenshots of my horus heresy overhaul fashion

hollow zodiac
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I don't remember that

rancid cove
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let me find them

spare osprey
rancid cove
spare osprey
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My God.
I JUST said.
Anything you post'll be better than Driptide.

rancid cove
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These are kinda meh compared to the rest cause theyre 40k drip using the Horus Heresy mod

rancid cove
spare osprey
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It hurts having to do 35 victories per class to unlock the vanilla drip...
But I shaaall.

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Eventually.

hollow zodiac
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Hopped up on stimms, time to level hive scum

rancid cove
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let me log on to show him rq

hollow zodiac
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no better way to learn this class tbh

unique bronze
rancid cove
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Blood Angels and Red Corsairs

daring creek
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Red Ultra Marines

rancid cove
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logging on rq to get a picture of my new tactical drip

daring creek
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Did you need to pay for any of this

spare osprey
unique bronze
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Mod hat lets you do cosmetics

daring creek
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ah

rancid cove
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Extra screenshot of my terminator

unique bronze
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Unless youre on vanilla then you do pay for some of them

rancid cove
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Currently vanilla tactical

hollow zodiac
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I haven't done havocs yet, and I still wanna brush up a bit before I do

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I still die a lot

rancid cove
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Sons of Horus champion

spare osprey
hollow zodiac
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damn maybe I should play more sm2....

rancid cove
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its so fucking good

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modders are the true real gods

solid horizon
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brother rock

spare osprey
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BUH--

hollow zodiac
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OH

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MY GOD

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HOLY TERRA WHAT IS THAT

daring creek
spare osprey
rancid cove
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wdym

solid horizon
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the mask variant is even worse

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actually raises an eyebrow

hollow zodiac
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Oh hm

spare osprey
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HAH.

hollow zodiac
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It's hard to place but I don't like that

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
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idk why that image makes it look photoshopped onto him

crystal forum
solid horizon
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loyalist kravek morne

rancid cove
daring creek
crystal forum
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why go half cock on either helmet or bare head

rancid cove
crystal forum
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i never go half cock

rancid cove
crystal forum
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i go full cock always

daring creek
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gay furry.

crystal forum
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-# all my space marines have helmets because i dont want to paint eyes

rancid cove
unique bronze
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them being renamed?

daring creek
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I see I see.

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Yeah Luna wolves to Sons of Horus

rancid cove
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He eventually changes after the deal gone wrong with that human empire

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forgot the name

unique bronze
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Interex

rancid cove
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yes

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Interex

spare osprey
solid horizon
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I main chaplain because

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baaaaadtothebone

unique bronze
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Yknow..

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I think Deathwing has better drip aint gone lie

rancid cove
solid horizon
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I have this skin but I never use cuz I prefer hooded skeletor head

daring creek
solid horizon
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deathwing is probably the only ever very rare instance of me related to loyalists you'll ever see

solid horizon
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my first ever mini was a dark angels chaplain kitbashed by my brother 😔

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but I lost it

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😔

rancid cove
solid horizon
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just like I lost the emperor

unique bronze
rancid cove
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but they didn't rename it to spite them

daring creek
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I need to reread some bits of Rising then :p

rancid cove
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They renamed it after the Interex deal went wrong because Horus decided it was time for the Luna Wolves to get more, y'know, regal

spare osprey
unique bronze
rancid cove
solid horizon
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horus rising good, but chaos rising better

daring creek
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I need to read False gods tho

rancid cove
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today is time to play the Isle

daring creek
solid horizon
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🗣️ Chaos 🔥 Chaos 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 ELIPHAS, OPEN THE PORTAL !!!!

rancid cove
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the ending bits are my favorite

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plus Erebus shows up

solid horizon
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ah yes

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explosive power fist

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codex astartes is very clear about this

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you cant use blast if you're engaged in melee

daring creek
rancid cove
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He pleads for the mercy of the wrong angel

daring creek
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Lynx would u want a sm2 but chaos marines

unique bronze
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heh, funny nose man

rancid cove
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its why i play with mods most of the time

daring creek
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Where you get to play as a night lord

rancid cove
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im only playing vanilla to grind + mods havent been updated

rancid cove
daring creek
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Okay but

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mini game where you skin people alive

rancid cove
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peak

daring creek
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That would be awesome

hollow zodiac
daring creek
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I'd play sm2 if I could play as a dreadnought

hollow zodiac
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like at least one level

rancid cove
#

Teehee

unique bronze
#

Idk why but seeing two women talk about skinning people is lowkey scary lmao

daring creek
#

and NO I will not take helbrutes

solid horizon
#

holy shit

#

I just earned the rock as reward

spare osprey
daring creek
#

and the servers are piss dead unless you have friends

unique bronze
#

There was a Dreadnought in sm1?

daring creek
#

yeah

#

pvp only

unique bronze
#

Ohh

#

PvP, I thought like the campaign

solid horizon
#

isnt the chaos dread in SM1 the ye olden lead model chaos dread

spare osprey
#

I speal of the Chaos v. Chaos Dreadnaught tug-of-war in SM2, though.

solid horizon
#

this one

spare osprey
#

Where you either get steamrolled or EVERYONE that plays the dreadnaught is braindead stupid.

solid horizon
#

oh it is

#

my memory is correct

unique bronze
rose thorn
solid horizon
#

funny they mixed it with the FW chaos dreadnought

sacred ginkgo
#

Its fine matt is fucking fitted you get a pass

solid horizon
#

like the legs and torso front are clearly from FW chaos dread

outer wave
solid horizon
#

this guy isnt real

#

EC dreads arent real

rose thorn
#

I’m still man that EC didn’t launch with the boom box dread

solid horizon
#

it's so sad

#

im never into EC but damn

#

they had the sexiest dread and they lost access to it

rancid cove
#

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 10000 YEARS

daring creek
#

Do Space Marines brush their teeth

languid meadow
#

Gonna lose my mind

rancid cove
daring creek
#

not

languid meadow
#

People be responding to stuff without reading the entire thing they're responding to

rancid cove
#

yes, depending on the chapter not as regular as they need

#

if chaos, no

daring creek
#

:(

#

Unhygienic

daring creek
crystal forum
#

no seriously what's the topic? i didnt read

solid horizon
#

serious questions

daring creek
#

I think they just venting

solid horizon
#

Ive barely ever read a space marine book

#

but

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

do they sing

#

do space marines sing

daring creek
#

Probably as a hobby

rancid cove
#

yes

daring creek
#

theyre still human

rancid cove
#

space marines can even play instruments

near wasp
#

Space wolves sing

solid horizon
#

okay but what do they sing

daring creek
#

they have passions, ones smaller than fighting. but they do have passion

solid horizon
#

religious choir I suppose

rancid cove
#

some of these questions are like kinda ass

near wasp
#

Drinking songs

rancid cove
#

because it sounds lie

daring creek
rancid cove
#

"DO SPACE MARINES WIPE THEIR ASS"

languid meadow
solid horizon
#

im just asking

#

im poor and ineducated

daring creek
#

I really wanted to

rancid cove
near wasp
#

No they have waste collection systems

solid horizon
#

I dont read books

daring creek
#

😭

#

Stop reading my mind then

solid horizon
#

its just that

#

im not exactly picturing a brother chaplain singing broadway

daring creek
#

They may be stupid killing machines but theyre stupid killing machine humans

rancid cove
languid meadow
#

say both versions of the lasgun exist
"Beams were described in 9th edition"
Like???? Yeah how does the contribute anything here

solid horizon
#

too bad it's never represented in media other than books

rancid cove
#

yeah im sure a lot of people are interested in seeing a space marine sing

solid horizon
#

makes me wonder what chaos boyz sing

daring creek
#

books is like 90% of SM depiction no?

solid horizon
#

I mean it sounds funny

rancid cove
#

whatever

daring creek
solid horizon
rancid cove
daring creek
spare osprey
daring creek
#

Do Space Marines Smoke weed

solid horizon
#

yes

spare osprey
#

Ultra-weed.

solid horizon
#

it was revealed to me in a dream

daring creek
spare osprey
#

I'm sure that was mad funny ten years ago.

solid horizon
#

brother tosh

daring creek
#

9 years ago

rancid cove
#

unless its a fuckass xenos plant from shit-weed-lplanet that can outpace their incredible immune system

solid horizon
#

it relieves pain

daring creek
#

In all sorts o ways

solid horizon
#

if their immune system is that incredible

#

it means medecine does notthing to them

#

which honestly

#

sucks

rancid cove
#

yeah dipshit thats why they have their unique fucking healing methods and equipment

#

even astartes food is different

spare osprey
daring creek
#

I wish both of us were stoned so it justifies why we're both being fucking stupid

solid horizon
#

kill all space marines

solid horizon
#

with a fancy name

spare osprey
solid horizon
#

NO ITS NOT

spare osprey
#

They're like big roaches.

#

Eternal.

rancid cove
#

Look he's helping :)

solid horizon
#

just ask bob the warpsmith and his talking daemon engines

daring creek
# solid horizon sucks

and yes. thats not new. theyre super human motherfuckers pumped up with various augments

solid horizon
#

can he kill space marines ? yes he can

daring creek
#

a bit obvious

#

Now for the most important question

#

Can a Space Marine kill a Space Marine?

rancid cove
#

ok lore chat im tired of the ragebait im going home

solid horizon
#

space marines sound like logistic hell, which probably is the case already

rancid cove
daring creek
#

mm no dats unpossible

crystal forum
#

missus more like

#

mucus

solid horizon
#

piss us

#

anyways

#

is duiscussing polotics allowed

#

spread imperial truth

crystal forum
#

it'll make everybody's day worse

timid pasture
#

How would a Space marine Squad do against a beast or nurgle

solid horizon
#

in what context

#

the answer varies wildly depending on what you mean

daring creek
storm jungle
#

literally anything could happen lol

#

this is like asking "can a tiger win against another tiger"

crystal forum
solid horizon
daring creek
rose thorn
daring creek
#

This sentence feels Ironic.

arctic talon
#

on tabletop if its like helblasters that beast of nurgle is beyond cooked

#

if its like intercessors they're prolly cooked lol

#

tabletop moment TopKekSphere

daring creek
#

Shits not black and white

storm jungle
#

its literally just "anything can happen"

#

lmao

#

its a fucking giant slug

#

also it pukes acid

daring creek
#

erm its a maggot ackshelly

storm jungle
#

erm how about i kill you

daring creek
#

I can't be killed sorry

storm jungle
languid meadow
storm jungle
#

bet its abnett

daring creek
#

It is lol

storm jungle
#

KEK

daring creek
#

Literally False Gods lmao

storm jungle
crystal forum
daring creek
languid meadow
#

I posted a single comment like

#

9 hours ago I think

#

and some responses are just sooooooo

#

eugh

storm jungle
#

What is that post

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

....i just thought that was machinegun fire lol

languid meadow
#

nah it's from the scabs lasguns lol

#

also the servo skull shoots the pale yellow las bolts as well

storm jungle
#

probably an animation hiccup or something then, i dont really think its that big of a deal tbh

languid meadow
#

instead of red

zenith prairie
daring creek
daring creek
heady rivet
#

The viral Doorbell Intruder who claimed to be a fictional wizard has reportedly been found incompetent to stand trial

Jason Thomas Nichols was seen on Ring footage shouting while attempting to break into a home and will now undergo a competency trial

rose thorn
solid horizon
daring creek
#

of course he isn't

#

lmfao.

outer wave
#

Who fuckin' gives a shit if lasguns are beams or not?

daring creek
spare osprey
# languid meadow

Again, while inconsequential, it is iconic.
I'm just gonna stick to the thought process of red Lasfire = standard power shot, while yellow is hi-power.

solid horizon
#

My brother in law saw them for the first time an called them gasteropods

heady rivet
solid horizon
#

Not knowing their names

#

They are therefore slugs

storm jungle
daring creek
languid meadow
#

trying to find the clip of the moderati in kill lupercal punching his console

solid horizon
#

Lasguns fire prisms, it was revealed to me in a dream

daring creek
#

I need to stop saying maggot before muscle memory kicks in

heady rivet
languid meadow
#

"did that help?" - Princeps
"A little.." - Moderati

spare osprey
languid meadow
#

I prefer the beams over the bolts yeah but people acting like this is a grand conspiracy is wild

storm jungle
#

to be fair GW does have like a deep pull regarding these decisions

#

but it isnt like some massive conspiracy lol

solid horizon
#

It's artistic direction

storm jungle
#

they just go "Hey do this our lore guys said so"

#

and the devs are just "okay GW"

languid meadow
#

and it's like who cares

#

the beams are still in game

solid horizon
#

Who cares about laser anyways

#

Radium is better

crystal forum
#

i'm tired of 40k. can we delete the setting and do something new now

languid meadow
#

truu

crystal forum
#

let's call it 80k

languid meadow
#

there is also a bunch of these comments under said post as wellralseidoobie

outer wave
#

That has NOTHING to do with lasguns and they decide to bring that up

#

Bruh what the fuck

crystal forum
#

ITS NOT SPACE MARINES YOU INBRED MONGREL

#

DIE PAINFULLY

storm jungle
#

EVERY FUCKING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME*

crystal forum
#

legit how can these fuckers still be so fucking retar

storm jungle
#

^

spare osprey
#

They are...
Stagnant.

storm jungle
#

i love how he also thinks Custodes process is in any way the same as SM too

languid meadow
#

Oh wait lol

rose thorn
#

This is the equivalent to “I am still annoyed at AOS because it killed old world”

storm jungle
#

Who up femming their startes rn

crystal forum
#

40k fan
space marine pfp on reddit
talks about 40k all day
doesn't know the difference between space marines and custodes

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

having a marine pfp is fine, its just a "usual suspects" thing when they act up lol

solid horizon
sacred ginkgo
solid horizon
#

Same

sacred ginkgo
#

Transmarine skin for every class

outer wave
#

Hell yeah

sacred ginkgo
#

Rolled into a nazi dogwhistle username black templars dlc skin first match

solid horizon
#

Transgender Arquebusing it

sacred ginkgo
#

My luck cannot be beat

outer wave
sacred ginkgo
#

Not overtly

languid meadow
solid horizon
#

No

#

It sucks ass

#

It's so bad

languid meadow
#

no matchlocks are peak

#

knights with guns is so fucking cool

sacred ginkgo
#

Though I did end up having to Cook Those Rotten Bastards solo

solid horizon
#

I meant transuranic arquebus

languid meadow
solid horizon
#

The skitarii rifle

#

It's genuinely bad

sacred ginkgo
#

(which kinda fucking sucked, getting warrior dogpiled with zero skills is super lame)

solid horizon
#

Big ass base for a rifle that's barely better than the traitor guard sniper rifle

sacred ginkgo
#

It has fuckoff ww1 anti tank rifle swag

#

It gets a pass

solid horizon
#

No

languid meadow
#

that's a table top moment

#

in universe it goes through most things

sacred ginkgo
#

The ranger using their single ounce of free will to bore a 20 inch hole into some random traitor guardsman

spare osprey
daring creek
solid horizon
#

It's not made to fire at individual soldiers but ok

daring creek
#

Why does it matter so much

#

the lore is near liquid

#

The chance of fem sm's being canon once more is non zero but they need to weigh the toxic response and the revenue to be made from having Fem marines.

It'll probably blow over.

sacred ginkgo
#

No

#

It'll NEVER blow over

spare osprey
#

Nope.

sacred ginkgo
#

It will RUIN the lore FOREVER

solid horizon
#

It's called Emperor's Children not Emperor's Sons KEKW_ogryn

sacred ginkgo
#

40k will END

daring creek
#

Theyll be ok

outer wave
#

Yeah dude, that one Beomund guy will go "Its OVER! 40k is FINISHED!!" again

daring creek
#

its very "get your barbies away from my GI Joes!"

solid horizon
#

The gay woke ruins Warhammer once again

solid horizon
daring creek
#

It is

solid horizon
#

The lads deserve some bitches

spare osprey
#

Men when women.
Ad nauseum forever.

languid meadow
#

mmm finished 🤤

daring creek
#

Batman slap robin image

daring creek
#

hopefully

outer wave
#

Losers are ALREADY in Space King

daring creek
#

And drink out of the lead cups

#

we need ALL of them in space king

outer wave
#

I kinda forget that Zach Hadel voiced a character in Space King

#

Which is weird to think about

languid meadow
#

Zach is in a lot of shit

daring creek
#

I mean hes in quite a few things

#

he's in fuckin TADC lol

languid meadow
#

if you ask him to voice in something he'll prob do it

outer wave
#

True true

languid meadow
#

he's in hazbin, tadc, space king, made his own show

hasty coral
languid meadow
#

dude is just doing stuff

hasty coral
#

It would be more of a retcon then Custodes though

heady rivet
solid horizon
#

From titus to tits

hasty coral
#

😭

solid horizon
#

Sorry had to

#

Feel free to lynch me

outer wave
#

Thats too woke......

solid horizon
#

That'd be chaotic ngl

sacred ginkgo
hasty coral
#

The implementation was sloppy

languid meadow
#

Cawl could legitimately make girl marines but GW prob wont do that since they're keen on separating stodes and marines even further now

hasty coral
#

Not the idea necessarily

heady rivet
hasty coral
#

Custodes could have ALWAYS been females without any issue logic wise

As they were handmade from individuals

solid horizon
#

I feel like the implementation was purposefully controversial for commercial reasons

heady rivet
languid meadow
#

yeah that's the consensus most people who like/dont care about the change is that it should've been done better

#

but it was leaked AND poorly done

hasty coral
#

Space Marines ehhh

Bit of a stretch and it mainly depends on does male geneseed interact differently with females?

#

That’s up to GW to decide if ever

heady rivet
hasty coral
#

Custodes again as particularly handpicked and handcrafted likely had any potential issues like that ironed out

#

But yeah just like don’t

#

They clearly can’t implement it well

#

Just cause more toxicity

solid horizon
#

What if custodes are so strong and perfect they can just transition like that

languid meadow
#

plus custodes were barely a faction really, they only really started getting more books again with 2 editions after they were added to the TT

hasty coral
#

Now more female characters period? I’m all for it

Where are the female Necrons GW?

Mechanicus 2 has some

Where are the others?

solid horizon
#

Custodes in TT were a mistake

#

How tf do you even defeat that

languid meadow
#

in the trailer

hasty coral
#

Not having a Cleopatra mirror for Necrons is CRIMINAL

hasty coral
solid horizon
#

Nefertiti necron when

hasty coral
#

Mechanicus 2’s Necron main character is one

languid meadow
#

ah the new book has a main lead that is a woman

hasty coral
languid meadow
hasty coral
#

Necrons lords could have always absolutely been female

The Egyptian inspiration supports them

hasty coral
#

That’s neat

languid meadow
#

yeah Khemet she's a Triarch Praetorian

hasty coral
#

I mean if they gave us ANY Eldar content we would have more female characters

solid horizon
#

Models are literal skellies so representation doesn't really matter there, but I guess it would be cool to have one based on nefertiti or cleopatra

hasty coral
#

The fact is female characters can be done and done well

#

We just have so little

solid horizon
#

You can say your overlord is a lady at any moment

hasty coral
#

Because they refuse to give any content right now that isn’t Chaos, Imperium, or Necrons

#

Which don’t get me wrong

solid horizon
#

MORE CHAOS

hasty coral
#

Look at my profile picture and you know I’m more then happy for Necron stuff

#

But uh

#

The Eldar

#

Exist

#

😭

solid horizon
#

500 DEFILERS TO XANA II

spare osprey
solid horizon
#

Triarch fellas

languid meadow
#

most of the girl characters people talk about are all locked away in the horus heresy 💔

spare osprey
#

Lemme see...

solid horizon
#

Skill issue

#

Oldcrons also had very wide hips

languid meadow
#

I really hate that bungie killed D2 just to drop a banger Marathon trailer

#

feels so shit

#

to be a fan of both

spare osprey
solid horizon
#

Cool I guess

hasty coral
#

Big capes, pauldrons, etc

spare osprey
#

-# Scroongly guy.

solid horizon
#

Overlords used to have big capes