40k-lore-chat

[solid horizon]

Skill issue

[storm jungle]

"they are afraid of making Homelander look cool so they had to reduce him to a joke"

....hes always been a joke

lmao

[solid horizon]

Homander

[steel ingot]

homolander...

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-the-boys-67

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE MEMES ABOUT ME????"

😭

[rancid cove]

Right wing people on Twitter were trying to say he was a good guy because he made abortions illegal and said to make breastfeeding law, therefore banning baby formulas

[storm jungle]

^

[rancid cove]

You can't make this shit up

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1496429927724089406/1508264351054692493/Freeman.gif

[storm jungle]

Im never gonna understand this entire controversy around abortion

[outer wave]

Im still convinced a large chunk of people saying this aren't real and are just bots to peddle outrage

[steel ingot]

it was also coping on "uhm well he was abused into this so well actually he's not the real villain"

[storm jungle]

let the woman do what she wants lol

[steel ingot]

as if being abused allows you a free pass to kill everyone you want

[solid horizon]

Nuh uh you're killing a potential living soul ☝️

How bout

[rancid cove]

The bible
They all use the bible to justify not giving women rights to do what they want with their own body

[solid horizon]

I kill you instead

[vagrant fox]

It doesn't? ruh-roh

[spring cairn]

i knew the discourse around the boys was cooked when ppl started chilling the comic after the show ended

[steel ingot]

its so beyond likely true cause the way the algorithm pays people to be shithead discourse peddlers

[near wasp]

We need to redo the entire sex Ed so that people use protection so that they don't need to have abortions as often

[steel ingot]

The comic SUCKS

do NOT read the comic its fucking horrible trash

if you're gonna read some garth ennis sludge then read preacher

[rancid cove]

I mean, thats kinda true
They didn't defeat the system that created Homelander, they just killed their product
Yeah he was a piece of shit, but its true
Doesnt make him any less evil tho

[spring cairn]

mm today i will read crossed

[steel ingot]

NAUR

[storm jungle]

A friend of mine was in this mindset.

He started the comic and uh

||15 pages in it has Terror the bulldog 🍇 a small dog. ||

||He then quit and said "Okay Dilara you were right I give up."||

[spring cairn]

no but u see

[outer wave]

That and how theres like 75-85% of Twitter users being bots? A horrid combo thats just going to constantly manufacture rage at something, someone, and justify the wildest of takes for extremism purposes.

[spring cairn]

the twitter larp

the twitter larp is actually so powerful, ppl are saying comics good

[storm jungle]

Again. Ennis just has 3 modes

• Racism
• Sexism
• Homophobia/slurs

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/fetish-sonic-adventure1-gif-21138252

[near wasp]

I just say on twitter to look at cosplay and ragebait people about the game awards

[spring cairn]

ppl who have watched 0 episodes, read 0 pages

all joined in

[solid horizon]

Some people think being edgy make their stuff more interesting and cool

When it doesnt

[storm jungle]

Reminder that Ennis is a pro-thatcher asshole that grew up during the Troubles and supports all the awful stuff the british government has done in that era.

[rancid cove]

I'm just surprised there's no mentions of pedophilia
Aside from well, Firecracker

[outer wave]

Thats just teenager logic

[solid horizon]

Unless it is correctly done

[spring cairn]

garth ennis is a dipshit

[storm jungle]

^

[spring cairn]

big surprise

u read 10 pages of his stuff and you can figure that out

[storm jungle]

Exactly yea

just not worth thinking about

[steel ingot]

i love the tweet that said "is garth or ennis writing" cause sometimes he has incredibly biting criticism of the us government, and then its dog sex and us marines are SO COOL

[spring cairn]

when i say i like berserk u call me a chud but now you're allowed to say that the boys comic is good

stop the larp

[solid horizon]

Berserk fans are normies not chuds

[vagrant fox]

dubious statement

[solid horizon]

I stopped fearing to be wrong

[spring cairn]

Berserk is good, because it is well written, even if it has very sensitive subjects ik it's not easy allat

[storm jungle]

The thing with Ennis is (and i can say this having read all his Punisher comics); he has good concepts/ideas but EXTREMELY leans into awful edgelord nonsense. He also cannot do any criticism beyond governmental stuff, see him trying to write any woman character that isnt a whore or a gay character that isnt a joke

[near wasp]

If you enjoy anything your a chud

[solid horizon]

Is chud the evil woke

[spring cairn]

if u want a manga that treats SA as a joke u can read baki but for some reason nobody gives it shit for that

[storm jungle]

its due to the goofy nature of it

and people not realising its creator is a chud

lmao

[outer wave]

When it matters, I think its most sensitive topics are written very well for the characters that matter.

Sometimes, maybe its just me, but its almost written to just remind you world sucks, which... yeah I know. I dont think this particular scene was needed.

[rancid cove]

Think like a woke act like a chud personified

[near wasp]

Ok I like baki it's fun but god damn is it insensitive

[storm jungle]

100% this

[rancid cove]

Baki is peak if you turn off brain and just sit back

It doesnt hold back at all

[near wasp]

Yujiro is the actual worst. But at least they cuck bush

[rancid cove]

The author just writes shit and it works

[spring cairn]

i saw an edit for the evil baki guy with a t shirt with **** elon on it and a cap saying dark woke and i laughed ok

i admit it

[rancid cove]

I am not joking

[spring cairn]

i know

[solid horizon]

How painful is that

[rancid cove]

Yes he does

[near wasp]

Twice how'd trump survive the first time jfc

[quiet orchid]

why are u guys talking about this 😭

[rancid cove]

Because Baki is peak

[solid horizon]

Old men are brittle and their skin too

[rancid cove]

Yujiro let him survive to send a message

[storm jungle]

I was gonna say yea please guys 💀

[quiet orchid]

idfc, baki is mid

[storm jungle]

Nvm kill this guy

[solid horizon]

Did his butthole not get ripped off

[spring cairn]

no baki is pure shit

[outer wave]

Its funny how Yujiro, who I think is supposed to be the antagonist and fully awful person, is also the way the mangaka likes to vent his frustrations on things he doesn't like

[spring cairn]

i'm sorry

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-yujiro-hanma-yujiro-gif-17873266028238581190

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oliva-biscuit-oliva

peak btw

[spring cairn]

it's only purpose is farming "holy shit wtf ts so goofy" moments

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/firing-squad-monty-python-soviet-monty-python-soviet-tourist-gif-8648619320529607645

[storm jungle]

basically jojo

[spring cairn]

no jojo is actually gem

[rancid cove]

One of the most chad characters in the series

[storm jungle]

^ gooner

[quiet orchid]

also dont like jojo

[near wasp]

Bro biscuit is awesome

[solid horizon]

People goon to baked

Bakk

[near wasp]

Lol

[solid horizon]

Baki

[storm jungle]

^ Chud

[steel ingot]

i like baki cause the guy who makes it has been doing it nostop for 40 years

[solid horizon]

I hate typing on hpone

[rancid cove]

JoJo and Baki is peak fuck yall

[near wasp]

Jojo is great up till the fifth season

[solid horizon]

Bake is gay af

[outer wave]

Shake n bake....

[near wasp]

Then I lost interest when the art style wasn't buff sweaty men and instead twinks

[solid horizon]

Gay 🫵

[rancid cove]

Dilara kill anyone that doesnt agree that Baki and JoJo are peak

[storm jungle]

Already omw to eliminate that other guy

[quiet orchid]

so kill me

[outer wave]

DilaraPT, ban everyone here that dont like buff sweaty men

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gyro-zeppeli-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-anime-jojo-part-7-steel-ball-run-gif-9056824889831631370

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-yoshikage-kira-yoshikage-yoshikage-kira-jojo-gif-8183179455590877806

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-fring-gif-26495658

[solid horizon]

Never watched or read jojo

It's on my todo list

Once my army is fully painted

[spring cairn]

????

[rancid cove]

Everyone, downvote this guy

[spring cairn]

that made it better

actually

[rancid cove]

Omw

[near wasp]

Personal opinion

[solid horizon]

Actually I did watch it

Extremely out of context and without sound

[young pecan]

"Idk I just wasn't a huge fan of hamo-"

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-sneak-attack-yeet-gotcha-grab-him-gif-13730448

[near wasp]

I liked the older artsytle

[solid horizon]

In class in a guy's pencil holder

[humble shoal]

Ham on

Half of the fun of jojo is the scuffed translations for copyright

[solid horizon]

Hammond

[rancid cove]

Im doing this to anyone that skips part 1

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizarre-adventure-gif-11387564

[humble shoal]

Flaccid pancake

[near wasp]

I just can't watch part one anymore

I've seen it so many times

[young pecan]

Part 1 is cool purely because Jonathan is such a peak human being

[humble shoal]

I dont need to watch part 1 I watched fist of the north star

[near wasp]

Dio is the best

[young pecan]

It makes me sad that DIO never once, even before death, pondered on his final moments with Jonathan

It was a waste of a heart-touching scene imo

[quiet orchid]

u know, I don't like jojo or baki

[solid horizon]

I dont like baki because it feeds gullible idiots into body dismorphia and sexism

Now hang me

[humble shoal]

Part 4 was boring because it only took place in one town

[solid horizon]

Do what you have to do

[rancid cove]

I like part 1 because of Dio ngl
The "have you counted how many loafs of bread you ate in your entire life?" Quote goes hard

[young pecan]

I like Baki because it made the funny gif of the guy playing imaginary tea party until the main character flipped the table

[outer wave]

I hope no one looks at baki characters and thinks those are achievable body types

[humble shoal]

I'm summoning them

[young pecan]

And apple fritters

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-crying-quoting-talking-bubble-mohammad-alai-jr-gif-3696239372707003110

[solid horizon]

No but like

[winged silo]

I don't like Baki because it unsettles me.

[solid horizon]

A lot of people think being overly muscular is the ideal because of that

[rancid cove]

I know they're not achievable...
But the narrator... the narrator somehow manages to make me think that it is...

[solid horizon]

That too

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritters-baki-anime-biscuit-oliva-apple-fritter-diet-gif-25324107

[solid horizon]

The artstyle is honestly horrid

[near wasp]

I'm so fucking done with today

Im losing my voice

[outer wave]

Apple fwitta....

[winged silo]

Why would anyone draw like that?

[near wasp]

Realistic

[young pecan]

Average Trump liking boomer

[storm jungle]

Can you guys stop posting this shit lmao

we're gonna get in trouble

[opaque coyote]

Fair

[solid horizon]

"baki is peak"

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-love-baki-jack-hanma-pickle-gif-14171720399708212135

[young pecan]

Go back to fritterposting STAT

[near wasp]

Peak

[outer wave]

This is how gay sex works in my mind

[rancid cove]

i was there when this released it was so fucking peak

[rancid cove]

The panel of Jack and his exposed jaw is peak

[winged silo]

The legendary double glazed apple fritter.

[opaque coyote]

Also Apple Fritters are great

But on a side note

Always wondered why apples specifically

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYxABq6TPal/ reminded me that yujiro is being added to Tekken

[opaque coyote]

They make fritters out of

[young pecan]

EVEN THE FUCKING BUCKET ON HIS HEAD IS VEINY AND MUSCLE-Y

[hallow plover]

Baki smashed it beforehand

[winged silo]

Fully convinced these guys are disguised Tyranids.

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-vs-kengan-ashura-kaoru-hanayama-gif-8640084525269530651

[young pecan]

So it's just perfectly morphed to his head
Which is also veiny and muscle-y

[hallow plover]

This is a 16 year old boy btw

[opaque coyote]

I think it's funny that Yujiro's dad is legitimately just like

Genuinely a good person

And then Yujiro himself is basically Satan's strongest soldier

[crystal forum]

i love how somebody uses an actual gun just once in the show and the guy catches the bullet with his teeth

[hallow plover]

I think Oliva tanks some shotgun pellets

[crystal forum]

oh right yeah those too

[young pecan]

Put big E a bit more to the right my man

[crystal forum]

he has so much muscle that the pellets just scratch him

the same guy who just skill issues everybody in judo by being too strong

[outer wave]

You'd think fat would do a better job catching bullets

[winged silo]

Big E is the embodiment of a Reddit atheist power trip if they were able to do anything.

[young pecan]

Nah bullets go through fat like warm butter IIRC

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/grappler-baki-baki-soda-drinker-drinking-soda-gif-23935530

Old baki was peak

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

I feel like PB and The Emperor would be rivals

[crystal forum]

there's a pretty common urban myth that enough fat can stop a bullet

[opaque coyote]

Like the both are so similar

[outer wave]

We need 15 cm of fat to catch bullets I guess

[rancid cove]

The Emperor is so fucking cooked if PB is his rival

[opaque coyote]

Including often genetically tampering with life

[rancid cove]

PB is gonna win

[young pecan]

I mean eliminating all religion if you have the means to provide for what you are forcing people to give up is based

But he's braindead despite millenia of wisdom so

[rancid cove]

The Emperor has literally nothing on her

[young pecan]

Yeah pretty much

[opaque coyote]

True.

[near wasp]

PB is so bad

Actually worse than big e

[crystal forum]

more like he has millenia of experience but thinks he's the only one with the real solution

[opaque coyote]

I mean the funniest thing is that she actually got better™

[winged silo]

She'd be able to make her own version of a Necron pylon to shut down Big E's psionics within the hour.

[crystal forum]

humanity just needs one more uber dictator to be put into an eternal golden age trust me guys

[opaque coyote]

So that's one W over the Emperor

[hollow zodiac]

She actually won her fight against a chaos god lmao

[opaque coyote]

Actually the more I think about it. The more PB is literally just a gender swapped Emperor.

Including the severe gay tendencies

[hollow zodiac]

Oh my god

[vagrant fox]

emperor isn't a character doesn't have ideas or thoughts I hate him

[near wasp]

Looks at Marcy and PB with sus eyes

[winged silo]

I hate the Emperor. He is not my Omnissiah.

[opaque coyote]

Like PB is confirmed to be gay. Or at least bi

And the Emperor uhh

Definitely not straight

[hollow zodiac]

"Space marines are made up entirely of men because shut up"

They had to create female custodes just to beat the allegation

[crystal forum]

i like to believe the real omnissiah is just some super AI center the size of a planet that's chilling on the edge of the galaxy, waiting for a space marine plot to reach it

[young pecan]

Millenia of experience
Access to every single possible amenity to help supplement himself with knowledge and logistics the entire time
A support structure that is literally magic
Still separates his kid from the planet he's grown up on in their greatest time of need
Still blows up one of his misguided kids' planets just because he glazed him too hard
Somehow surprised when his son with the last name Heresy betrays him
and much more

[near wasp]

I mean he did get his platonic wife to donate eggs and wouldnt even do the deed himself. Gay behavior

[hollow zodiac]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN

[heady rivet]

How was she going to give birth to 21 babies at once though

[hollow zodiac]

Unless he's going after xeno strange

[heady rivet]

Is she a dog

[crystal forum]

"guys i have the solution to solve all of humanity's issues!"

another single party dictatorship

[near wasp]

20 years is a small time for immortal beings

[hollow zodiac]

Y'know those eldar in the webway are way less sketchy

[crystal forum]

i hate how close to real life it is too

[opaque coyote]

Tbf, men do have a higher potential strength.

We just rarely reach it anymore cause we aren't surviving in the wild 24/7 hunting mammoths.

Considering SMs are adding onto something vs Custodes where they completely remake the human. It makes sense that they're all male as a result.

...at least according to my delusions headcanon.

[hollow zodiac]

"Last name Heresy" that got me

[opaque coyote]

Lupercal was actually his middle name the entire time

His full name is

Horus Lupercal Heresy

[hollow zodiac]

No no I know that much, trust me. But Destiny had men and women super soldiers and apparently the chicks also get huge and their voices get deep because they pump em with testosterone for the muscles

[crystal forum]

i like how he's called horus but has absolutely no egyptian themes other than his name

[hollow zodiac]

So like, I don't see why that logic wouldn't apply to SM

Idc if they pitch their voices down, not like every guy doesn't do that anyway lol

[opaque coyote]

You see...

One thing that...

...

[young pecan]

You think 40k would have been a solved Imperium win if The Emperor had a therapist and maybe an immortal pet dog companion

I think it would be

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-bye-crash-window-gif-13748612

[near wasp]

Geneseed is stored in the balls that's why only guys can be sm

[crystal forum]

all the primarchs needed was a mom

[young pecan]

But women are too emotional Jay

We all know this

[opaque coyote]

Erda

[crystal forum]

a real fucking mom

[young pecan]

(starts infighting and murdering each other)

[crystal forum]

not a test tube scientist

[hollow zodiac]

sluuurp it's funny to me that you think that

[opaque coyote]

They were fucked from the beginning

They got Erda as a mom

And The Emperor as a dad

[near wasp]

Erda wasn't exactly mother of the year

[crystal forum]

just somebody to slap the shit out of the emperor for being a shit dad and also providing comfort to angron and others

YOU DID WHAT TO MAGNUS

[near wasp]

Angron should of just been mercy killed

[opaque coyote]

Guilliman having a good mom moment

[hollow zodiac]

Angron makes me sad

[opaque coyote]

Guilliman also being the most stable

[hollow zodiac]

I also grew up very angry

[hollow lantern]

Trying to kill Angron is part of the reason he is why he is

[opaque coyote]

I prefer attempting to remove the nails even if there's like a 1% chance

Best case scenario he lives

Worst case scenario he dies

W either way for him

[near wasp]

Fax

Fr

[crystal forum]

the nails are a red herring guys. emperor should have just helped him win on his planet instead of just abducting him

thats what really pissed angron off

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that really didn't help

[young pecan]

Named Ghillie Man
His entire legion does not do ghillie and they are all practically children

shit writing

[crystal forum]

angron could have been a good guy even if he had nails

[storm jungle]

wrong

[crystal forum]

sure a little murder crazy

[vagrant fox]

Dubious statement

[hollow lantern]

What's a "good guy" in this context

[young pecan]

Put death row inmates in front of Angron and make it a public spectacle it'll be fine

[near wasp]

Angron was a broken tool

[crystal forum]

alright im stretching the good here

but like, not chaos

[hollow lantern]

Idk if I agree with that

Angron hated the emperor

Nails or no nails

[crystal forum]

yeah because he fucked him over on his planet

thats what started it all

[hollow lantern]

Nah he hated him for more than that tbh

[vagrant fox]

More than that

[hollow zodiac]

He would've been a giant arco flagellant

[hollow lantern]

Angron is one of the only primarchs who saw the imperium for what it actually is

[solid horizon]

what if horus was primarch of the thousand sons instead

[hollow zodiac]

If they just let him with his nails

[surreal nest]

Donates to charity, walks the neighborhood dogs, attacks cops with soda cans. Angron would have been chill

[vagrant fox]

He saw the Emperor was just another high rider slaver

[hollow zodiac]

Yee

[crystal forum]

well he wasnt wrong

[hollow lantern]

Angron with his dog you never see again outside the slave of nuceria cover iirc

[surreal nest]

Angron went woke?

[vagrant fox]

He could end up as another Corax tier hypocrite

[hollow zodiac]

He was a fr fr slave for his entire upbringing. He has nothing to lose by the time he was taken

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[surreal nest]

Sick good job angron

[hollow zodiac]

His mindset is already fucked without the nails

[brittle geyser]

Everything is also trying to kill you on-top of the realization

[crystal forum]

did the emperor even need all his primarchs? what if he just left angron on his planet or whatever

like cmon he probably killed 2

[hollow zodiac]

Ego

So yes he did "need" them

[vagrant fox]

Angron would have just died probably

[young pecan]

That dog look like a tired blue collar man in his mid-60s bro wtf

[crystal forum]

i refuse to believe a primarch would die like that

[urban spire]

clearly he didnt since he fuckin lost two

[vagrant fox]

Angron was really loser tier

[crystal forum]

lost? nah he killed those fuckers

[hollow lantern]

Lmfao real

[crystal forum]

including the female primarch

[hollow zodiac]

Bro said "ew cooties" and smited her

[vagrant fox]

He needed super generals to conquer the galaxy super fast and to stabilise the space marines gene nonsense. Not that it matters

[near wasp]

It's my delusion that one's of the missing primarchs are in the dark cells

[young pecan]

"Oh that was a drunken mistake"

[hollow zodiac]

Point of the story is

[crystal forum]

emperor couldnt live with the idea of having a daughter

[hollow zodiac]

Utilitarianism and machiavelian plots are really fucking stupid

[vagrant fox]

Exploring something as foundational to 40k with a really sloppily written Horus Heresy was a mistake that's my truke

[crystal forum]

it's like a greek tragedy that tries too hard to make sense

what happened to tragedies just having sad people

[young pecan]

Just say that he pulled the moon down to crush someone already stop trying so hard

(No clue what I'm talking about but Greek mythology is funny to me)

[jade holly]

“Ah yes, two of my 20 prized so- AH SHIT BUTTER FINGERS”

“…”

“My 18 sons”

[crystal forum]

my version of angron would be:
he was born angry. he hated everything. he killed his entire homeworld by the age of 10

[vagrant fox]

I quite like this pathetic version it just needs polishing

The biggest girlfailure of them all

[young pecan]

One of the lost primarchs needs to be an absolute drunkard girlfailure planetary governor or something Idk

[hollow zodiac]

I like that moment he has where he calls out his brothers and bobby g for being privileged

[young pecan]

a girlfailure primarch would be funny

[hollow zodiac]

I think it's an earned rant

[young pecan]

Experiencing slavery probably should earn you more than a rant so yeah

[vagrant fox]

I like the glimpses of how good he could have been when he's just nice to normal people

[crystal forum]

i think the most logical explanation for at least one lost primarch is that he was friends with xenos when emperor arrived

[hollow zodiac]

Probs

Couldn't sell them out

[brittle geyser]

Fr

[crystal forum]

then emperor purges the legion too because they might have too much compassion or some shit

[hollow zodiac]

Well he was gonna earn the skulls of his oppressors but y'know

[hollow zodiac]

Most of them got folded to the ultramarines iirc

[vagrant fox]

The less I know about the two lost primarchs the better tbh

[hollow zodiac]

Cause they were the ones sent to purge them

[young pecan]

Friend Marines

[solid horizon]

primarch jesus

wrong ping but still

sigsen

I will find you and set you on fire

[vagrant fox]

Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies

[solid horizon]

I will use my eyes and sick sense of orientation

[hollow zodiac]

Dude starts lickin the floor like "he's been here recently"

[solid horizon]

Bruh

My list got rejected from the tournament I signed for

"Too many vehicles it's too difficult to kill"

[gleaming gale]

What's your list

[solid horizon]

Chaos daemon engines

4 of them and a warpsmith

Lemme hop on pc

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Polymarket/status/2059311128463716582 He's FUCKED

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Chirayu Rana's lawyer drops him just hours before a scheduled court hearing for his alleged defamation, he will now represent himself “pro se”

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 4:30 PM

[gleaming gale]

I like the fact the story lost all credibility the second he showed his face

[heady rivet]

And even before that people were like "Nobody talks like this at all"

And now its clear HE'S the sex pest

[gleaming gale]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[solid horizon]

I quote, it's for a tournament about fluff more than winning

[gleaming gale]

Tbf that is quite excessive for a 1k list

[solid horizon]

daemon engines being the theme of my army

I always lose btw

my army rule drains my HP by packs of 3

it sucks at anti infantry

I mean I dont see how it is overpowered

it's too shit to capture objectives

there is no infantry to screen my vehicles

the average weapon is autocannon (against elite or bikes)

and I can blow myself up

[gleaming gale]

It's probably more the fact that it's a meme list since it's really unfunctional

[solid horizon]

it was refused because it is too overpowered btw

meme lists are the theme

this is why im confused

[gleaming gale]

just throw a legionaries squad instead of one of them

[solid horizon]

did i forgot to mention

I have no infantry at all, except havocs

[gleaming gale]

🥀

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-pmsl-lol-hahaha-tom-cruise-gif-21840451

guess it's time to do what was planned at some point

[hollow lantern]

I would not want to play against this at 1k I'm ngl

[gleaming gale]

It might be the thought process of the orgs that you're there just to be there and don't take the tournament seriously, idk

[solid horizon]

running skittles as renegade guards

[hollow lantern]

I haven't played in awhile but that's a lot of armor for 1k

[solid horizon]

truth is

it's very easy to kill in melee

[outer wave]

Who's this?

[gleaming gale]

500p game where you take a baneblade and commissar moment

[solid horizon]

I always get killed by motherfuckers who swarm around my vehicles because I never get to attack first

and my defiler is like

severely underoptimised

[gleaming gale]

Did you get the new mini or the old box?

[solid horizon]

old

[gleaming gale]

based

[solid horizon]

I used to run it before the new one was announced

because of DoW and Squad Command

[gleaming gale]

I always think of the old one because of DoW1

[heady rivet]

Guy who claimed his boss at JP Morgan was forcing him to be a sex slave and then had a ton of straight up porn dialogue he claims she said, and despite claiming several people witnessed this JP Morgan found 0 people who backed up his story. He is trying to sue them now, even after its clear HE's the sex pest

[solid horizon]

the guns used to be very shitty before

but melee hasnt changed

and it is what I use it for

[gleaming gale]

He did skyrocket the JP Morgan applications at least

[outer wave]

What a weird way to out yourself

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/speechless-smoking-man-old-man-smoking-old-guy-smoking-old-man-cigarette-gif-16836230630449212567

[gleaming gale]

Funnier thing is that he insulted his own wife as fish-faced

[solid horizon]

should i remove the forgefiend (I hate the model)

[heady rivet]

He also threw his wife under the bus by claiming she called her fish-faced

[outer wave]

Bruh what a shithead

[gleaming gale]

What if you remove the Blood Slaughterer instead

[solid horizon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT MY GIMMICK FLEA

[heady rivet]

Yeah its very clear he was sexualizing his boss in private, and decided to get off and get paid by publicly dragging her and claiming his sexual fantasies were real

[solid horizon]

it's worse than the FF tbh

[gleaming gale]

That's why I'm asking

[gleaming gale]

Legends units don't really hold well in general

[solid horizon]

yes but

im asked to not use that many vehicles because they are too tough for I quote "people who don't have anti tank"

[gleaming gale]

I brainstormed a 1k thematic list for vostroyans after the MTO was announced and capped it with servitors to tag with a tech-priest, but they are absolutely abysmal

for whatever it's worth

[solid horizon]

thing is

I probably dont even enough painted skitarii to run them as traitor guards

I have like only 1 squad fully painted

[gleaming gale]

Depends how well you are acquainted with the organizers, you can just ask them what's too OP about the list specifically

[solid horizon]

(its translated)

is it really my problem if you bring no anti tank in a tournament

[gleaming gale]

There's also the fact that at a 1k points list you're falling into 'that guy' category if you bring only vehicles

Just an opinion because I only played against friends

But it's what I heard in general

[solid horizon]

hey at least im not bringing in knights like some doofus is

anyways, omw to clarify it for them

[gleaming gale]

And they're ok with that but not with 3 engine chuds?

[solid horizon]

apparently

usually i play against my brother a lot, someone who fields chaos knights and heavily armored IG quite often

[gleaming gale]

Yeah, just swap the slaughterer for a marine squad and hit them again, then ask if you can proxy your skitarii or whatever infantry for them if you don't have the minis

[solid horizon]

so I evolved into building anti tank lists

naturally, I have nothing against infantry

I'll try to swap the forgefiend with a squad of traitor cultists my crucible champ

who is arguably a lot more terrifying and deadly

[arctic talon]

Forgefiend good

[rose thorn]

Six beelillion bombus impatiens

[arctic talon]

But if you have too much anti tank it’ll be awkward

[languid meadow]

I'm so tired I thought these were models ready to be primed

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[outer wave]

RIP the lasses

[rose thorn]

We’re staring the archival phase since identification is going so well

[scenic trout]

six thousand fucking bees

eat this man

[solid horizon]

Im ditching the forgefiend because I dont really like its appearance

[solid horizon]

it's a fatass as well

the vehicles im using are erm...

blocky mcblock

[rose thorn]

Those stories you hear biologists randomly randomly becoming experts for a specific species is true

And it’s evil lmao

“Heyyy :3 how about you Identify bumblebees for a bit :3”

[rocky gale]

Spotted a Warhammer store in the wild while I was out

Was closed unfortunately

[gleaming gale]

Den of evil

[crystal forum]

something only possible in the angloid islands

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-sniff-my-favorite-smell-meme-gif-6296059268181590699

[crystal forum]

how do you even refer to that area of the world anyways

the general area of ireland, scotland and britain

[arctic talon]

British isles no?

Is what it tends to be called

[viral halo]

the United Kingdom lol

[celest dome]

Doesn't contain the whole of the Ireland

Wolf is correct

[gleaming gale]

Former Doggerland if you want to be based

[rancid cove]

Waiting for 3 separate commissions to get done now

I am fine

Totally not anxious

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[solid horizon]

I am so disappointed

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

the world truly is an unjust place

[rancid cove]

Before you say I could've used that money on more plastic men

The ones I bought didn't arrive yet

Still waiting

[solid horizon]

did you get the mails

what I was complaining about is

the refusal of my fluff list

[jade holly]

Me when I ingest the gas that makes me say my favorite

[solid horizon]

daemon engine racism these days

[rancid cove]

Yeah he sent it on the mail like ages ago its just a very unfortunate long trip from china to brazil

[rancid cove]

Any international shipment takes days to get here

[solid horizon]

it took up to 2 weeks for some of my stuff to be delivered

yeah but this guy gives you free shipment

[rancid cove]

Last time I bought something international (joytoy) it took like a month

[solid horizon]

and high quality minis for 3 times less than official price

[rancid cove]

I might have to pay some uhhh taxes still

Last time I bought something internationally that said it had free shipping i still had to pay Custom Tabs

Lmfao

[languid meadow]

Funny that they put tomb stalkers into sm2 and you can't even buy them anymore

[hallow saddle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYzixuUtF1J/?igsh=Y3ljOTZ6dXN4MHpr Inquisitor Dingding has apprehended the heretic

[storm jungle]

bro looks pretty chill

[heady rivet]

[rancid cove]

Do y'all just

[rocky gale]

Some don't like the term

But yea

[rancid cove]

Subconsciously hate an animal?

[rocky gale]

Celtic Isles is used by some

[rancid cove]

Not subconsciously i dont know the term

Like you dont know why you hate them but you just do

[hollow lantern]

I'm ngl I never know how to refer to the area surrounding Britain

I just list em individually

[spring cairn]

i don't trust any animal that's bigger than me idk if that counts

[hollow lantern]

I don't trust most animals smaller than me either

[rancid cove]

Probably counts

I really

REALLY hate monkeys

And idk why

I just doont like em

I like spiders, snakes, bats, cats, dogs, almost anything but i hate monkeys

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-halloween-frieza-eusine-gif-24044895

[rancid cove]

Shit I might be Frieza

[solid horizon]

shame

must be a pain not to be able to look at oneself in a mirror

[rancid cove]

I hope you never feel like the mini you painted looks good and you re-start all over again until eventually you lose the will to paint

[solid horizon]

saying it like it's not already the case

try again son

[rancid cove]

I hope every time you go to plug a USB stick it never goes in smoothly despite you switching it to both sides and visibly checking if you're using the right side

[solid horizon]

is this reverse psychology

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh

can all scammers just die

[sharp pollen]

i once got scammed for a tf2 unusual...

[rancid cove]

Genuine question are these hacks even real
There is like almost no way to get your shit hacked from just clicking a link
Don't you need to download or literally insert your info on the site/program?

Its not believable tbh

[storm jungle]

Unfortunately yes

we get tons of accounts in this server alone being stolen

or well hacked

[rancid cove]

I always imagined that they downloaded something, not clicked a link

[storm jungle]

Its a bit complicated but links do work

[rancid cove]

Shieeet

I always omagined the "DONT CLICK THE LINK!" To be exaggeration tbh

[storm jungle]

Its not no lmao

tech has gotten better so scammers adapt with the times

i have firsthand experience falling for one of these 💀

[crystal forum]

"get hacked and bugged"
it's just a link to a scam website isn't it

[spring cairn]

i've never seen this show more thing

must be a mobile feature

[crystal forum]

i don't think it's really possible to hack your discord unless you intentionally put your login info somewhere

[storm jungle]

Again it depends

[storm jungle]

Its very much possible

thats what makes it scary mostly

[vagrant fox]

I got one of those scams DMed yesterday, guy's a Yankee republican tho so no surprise

[storm jungle]

We deal with a lot of hacked accounts in our ban reports too

[vagrant fox]

Only fools fall for this

[arctic talon]

Sometimes you can have your account compromised just with a link lol, don’t even need to touch the webpage

Don’t click on shit you don’t recognize

[vagrant fox]

I got the eepy sickness I just want to nap in the sunshine all day

[arctic talon]

I like shoving random phishing links into a VM

Because I’m a nerd

[crystal forum]

yeah ofc dont click links but can they really get all your login info that way?

[arctic talon]

Depends but sometimes yes lol

There’s exploits like that

Historically

Even for big companies like google

[crystal forum]

what if you have 2FA

[arctic talon]

💀

[arctic talon]

Good news, you have a line of defense

[viral halo]

why are you talking like a civil war democrat 😭

[vagrant fox]

Listened to Union Dixie Trap Remix one too many times

[crystal forum]

scammers be using images begging you to search up a website these days

i really want to know how many people even fall for that shit

like you have to go out of your way to get scammed

[arctic talon]

People are gullible and overly trusting

The greatest weak point is almost always a human in cybersecurity

[vagrant fox]

Soon the day where a shitty LLM goes beyond deleting things will come

[rose thorn]

Drank this mysterious liquid

[steel ingot]

was it minging

[rose thorn]

I tasted like medicine but hit me like a truck

IM SO FUCKING MAD GOD I HATE THE DENTISTS

[summer mural]

dentists should be massacred on the beaches

[rose thorn]

“Sowwwy the reservation you made on the website wasn’t for anything :3 you need to pay 100 dollars for the reservation fee and then pay for the dentis shit but the insurance will reimburse you”

Dude I got same date treatment at the doctors office

For 11 bucks

And I can’t fucking ask for a guy to drill out my tooth

[summer mural]

tbh

id do it for for free

just for you

[crystal forum]

dentistry being considered aesthetic treatments in many places is the dumbest fucking shit

yeah i'm sure the tooth rotting out of somebody's mouth is the same thing as breast enhancement surgery

[hollow zodiac]

Question, are there any ork books that do the Rocky/underdog thing?

[storm jungle]

Ufthak's series does yes

and if you wanna go even LOWER the Red Gobbo books which cover grots and their subjugation/abuse under Orks

[hollow zodiac]

Oh that sounds sad

[storm jungle]

its sad but also funny

[hollow zodiac]

I want a funny story with a training montage lol

Oh I can deal with that

That sounds like a good time

[storm jungle]

yea then pick any red gobbo stuff, their themes are largely the same

Ufthak kind of has an entire series dedicated to him where he rises from the lower ranks

[arctic talon]

Red gobbo is hilarious

It’s very much dark slapstick comedy

[rocky gale]

My first time staying in a hotel and I got upgraded to a deluxe penthouse suite because they ran out of regular rooms, my friends are once again infuriated by my Disney princess life

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

yea as ArbIan put it best the problem is grots can be relatable but at the end of it all they are also little psychopaths due to being goblins lol

the red gobbo stories also establish the cycle of how every time grots rise up they ruin it through infight like real revolutions

[arctic talon]

I need them to do a red gobbo story that’s just a parody of the death of stalin

[hollow zodiac]

That sounds about right

[arctic talon]

But it’s the red gobbo dying

[hollow zodiac]

oh my god

That writes itself

I will say, 40k makes the fanfic juices churn a bunch

[storm jungle]

Thats on purpose yeah, homebrew is the biggest part of the fandom

[hollow zodiac]

That's my favorite thing about it

I appreciate the recent narrative pivot but I think that's created unrealistic expectations within certain communities

Mostly outside of the tt space

[rancid cove]

Older yet stupider...

[rose thorn]

Maybe I should fry all the germs in my mouth and fill in the tooth with a hot glue gun

[viral halo]

Squad broken

[storm jungle]

Your favorite fic no doubt

[storm jungle]

I was like 10 on Steam at the time 😔

[solid horizon]

do you think this is a fair negociation reply (ignore badly translated picture)

[storm jungle]

you werent even BORN then

[viral halo]

seems like a fair response, what's your list?

[solid horizon]

for a fluff based 2v2 tournament

[rose thorn]

Tf happened

[solid horizon]

(it's my reply)

im trying to negociate the use of my daemon engines

[viral halo]

bro brought the boss rush list to the 1k tourny 😭

[solid horizon]

I am being refused a fluff list for a fluff tournament under pretext enemies didnt take enough anti tank

[viral halo]

You'll lose objective based matches most likely

[solid horizon]

little do they know my machines are very clumsy

yeah thats what I mentionned in the mail

im here to show my mechanic zoo

[viral halo]

from the event organizer's perspective, it's probably safe to assume they think everybody playing you is going to have a bad time

[solid horizon]

this is the modified list

[languid meadow]

the oh so glorious and evil C'tan list

[solid horizon]

that's indeed their pov

I have only ever won once with this list

because uh

the opponent brought exactly what my weapons are efficient against

storm me with tormentors and I will die

[crystal forum]

the biggest argument against the meritocratic value of competitive 40k

[solid horizon]

I could theorically play current CSM meta but i refuse to simply by principle

I am noble enough to remind my opponent by the end of the turn not to forget he had reserve else he loses

[mossy peak]

https://x.com/ginotty/status/2059279468854956070?s=46

Ginotty 🌻🪑 (@ginotty)

yooo the pope is against ai

isnt that like a warhammer reference

X · May 26, 2026, 2:24 PM

[storm jungle]

we dont have living machines so no

next meme

🗣️📢

[rancid cove]

ON STEAAAAM TOO

[vagrant fox]

false

[storm jungle]

true

[rancid cove]

Thats on you

[storm jungle]

a 10 year old wouldnt know what a scam is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[rancid cove]

Fuck i did when i was 8

[vagrant fox]

maybe if they're a m*d

[storm jungle]

^ m*d

[rancid cove]

How about you find a j*b

[vagrant fox]

i'm not from the mediterranean rekove your mod badge

[storm jungle]

no

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleeping-cat-cat-cat-praying-sleeping-cat-pray-gif-16211552716272303265

[mossy peak]

neither does 40k they’re all fake

[storm jungle]

it does, AI exist in 40k, sorry pal

also banned btw

[rancid cove]

My eye is jumping like crazy yet I haven't done shit

[hasty coral]

The fucking Dwarves use them

I don’t know if I count Necron “AI” as “AI”

It probably technically is

But it’s more like

Automated systems in my eyes

[sharp pollen]

i just realized that women in 40k who are happened to become admech dont experience periods no more, kinda rad

[vagrant fox]

IoM has wetware it's the same thing

[hasty coral]

I would assume the genitals are among first things to go

[storm jungle]

necrons got tombworld AI that run diagnostic stuff

[daring creek]

How many of you get dm'd by those art scammers

[storm jungle]

Depends on the techpriest

[rancid cove]

I keep getting flashbacks to that one dense Black Templar (i think Grimaldus? Was trying to talk about the warp) and he goes "try to imagine-"
"I can't. I don't think that's real, I don't see it!"

[vagrant fox]

I had a nonstop barrage a few months back when I mentioned wanting to get some done

[hasty coral]

Wait that’s a really good question

Is there an order to Mechanicus augmentations?

Like does it go by rank?

[storm jungle]

The best part of this meme is Geneseed and Firstborn/Primaris status matter extremely in the lore so it kinda falls flat on its face as a joke

[hasty coral]

Like what goes first and what goes last

[sacred bluff]

now you're 28

[storm jungle]

Getting bionics is more a political gesture

[hasty coral]

Who decides that?

Who decided that

[rancid cove]

Well it's a Black Templar- anything is possible

[storm jungle]

Depends onf the forgeworld/magi

[storm jungle]

Writers

[hasty coral]

What they all sat down and went “ok which parts do new members get to have amputated first?”

[storm jungle]

Yea

Admech is not a monolith organisation. Theres no 1 answer lol

[languid meadow]

I know the animation for titan WH+ series is odd but I love how it depicts the relationship between a princeps and moderati, it's so fucking funny

[storm jungle]

they're all chuds anyway so it doesnt matter

[hasty coral]

The Mechanicus are OK

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

"Zack will have their left hand amputated"

"Oh shit, can it be the right one? I really like my left"

"No."

[storm jungle]

Chuds*

[hasty coral]

I don’t know why tf they have so few like COOL things

[storm jungle]

"few"

[arctic talon]

On Mars is tradition to replace your legs first

[hasty coral]

They have Castellans

[storm jungle]

do you even read or look at admech

[hasty coral]

And

[arctic talon]

But not everyone does this

[hasty coral]

Like

[arctic talon]

[hasty coral]

Rust stalkers I guess are cool

[arctic talon]

You are weak and shall not survive the radiation

[storm jungle]

Have you considered they just arent a faction for you

[rancid cove]

Is there reasoning on why they do legs first

[vagrant fox]

Take his brain and put it in the torment nexus

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Its tradition, the original settlers of mars replaced their legs to deal with the tough environment

[hasty coral]

No

They are bad and I will not engage in a constructive middle ground discussion

You can’t make me

[rancid cove]

Anything on the internet is either gem or slop, there is no such thing as "not for me". It's either good or bad and I am the only judge.

[storm jungle]

You are banned.

[storm jungle]

Also banned.

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-5920695394641505768

[rancid cove]

That actually makes very much sense
Noted

[storm jungle]

🫡

[viral halo]

they put all the empire earth games on steam today

[arctic talon]

But yeah every forgeworld has a wide variety of beliefs and systems

[viral halo]

new mechwarrior 5 expac too

[rocky gale]

That's the kinda attitude we need more of in Lore chat

[languid meadow]

I will say however 40k admech and their weird DaVincipunk stuff I don't like

[arctic talon]

The only standard augmentic all mechanicus members have is a noospheric uplink

[languid meadow]

compared to 30k

[arctic talon]

Those are in 30k as well

Btw

[hasty coral]

Let’s all be stubborn and yell incoherently at each other

[rocky gale]

I've been trying

[arctic talon]

The only stuff that isn’t in both 30k and 40k lore wise is the castelllax battle automata who are all in storage

[rocky gale]

Wait a minute

[arctic talon]

Because they had issues

And by issues I mean they were way too independent

[rancid cove]

Are ForgeWorlds like, a big ass forge city while the rest of the planet is normal scenery or is it like Coruscant where every single piece of terrain is metal and being utilized in the making of their shenanigans

[spare osprey]

Admech got Leggy-boyz and a literal fat chud.
It's great.

[arctic talon]

Depends on the forgeworld

[viral halo]

coruscant

[arctic talon]

Some are courscant

[rocky gale]

Pusher why aren't you in uniform?

[arctic talon]

Some still have “normal” terrain

[languid meadow]

I think the loss of a ton of mechanicum stuff sucks but it's not only them I guess

[arctic talon]

And they have a bunch of like

[arctic talon]

That stuff literally all exists in 40k

You are saying nothing

💀

[languid meadow]

bitch the fucking automata

[arctic talon]

I’m going to fucking strangle someone

[languid meadow]

rips you in half

[arctic talon]

They’re used for defensive warfare

They don’t go off world

[storm jungle]

the entire planet is a factory

[rocky gale]

I thought you were a new person, I'd never knowingly defend Pusher

[hasty coral]

You know what grinds my gears?

The lack of canoptek stuff for Necrons in their video game appearances

It’s always the little beetles and the big beetle and that’s it

[arctic talon]

It’s not pusher

[hasty coral]

Actually Mechanicus 2 added the wraiths

[arctic talon]

It’s a different guy

[rocky gale]

Huh

[rancid cove]

Makes sense
Always thought it was a progressive thing
It starts as a small factory in first cycle and then progressively gets bigger and they start mining deeper

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1501315985528066079/mematicMeme.gif

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus 1 also had the forgeworld bug

[rocky gale]

You sure?

[arctic talon]

Yes p

[hasty coral]

But where is my playable Canoptek Reanimator or my tombstalker?

Those are the best parts!

[arctic talon]

Literally check the user name

[vagrant fox]

Who checks user names

[languid meadow]

tomb stalkers finally made another appearance in SM2

[arctic talon]

They generally are entire worlds dedicated to industrial output and covered in factories but some still have some natural environments. For example Mars.

[rocky gale]

I don't remember Pushers username

[rancid cove]

Is it consistent or are there iterations of Forge Worlds still having some sort of land still around?

[languid meadow]

but you can't buy em or use em on the TT so

[arctic talon]

Mars has a fucking swamp on it

lol

[hasty coral]

I love this little guy in tacticus and in general but we could diversify a little

[arctic talon]

Among many other things

[storm jungle]

Kinda but the majority of the planet will be factories

[rocky gale]

I dunno something about them reminded me of Pusher

[hasty coral]

The cool spindly robot bugs are some of the best parts of the Necrons

[rocky gale]

Pls name ends with er

[rancid cove]

Ah I see. So maybe there would be some places that they avoid due to any logical flaw

[rancid cove]

[arctic talon]

Sometimes it’s just a young forgeworld

And they’re not done expanding yet

Ryza is “complete” but it still has oceans and beaches

They’re fucking disgusting

[hasty coral]

I will never forgive GW for removing this guy from relevancy

[arctic talon]

But they are oceans

[hasty coral]

Look at him!

He is glorious!

[arctic talon]

Mars is still being constructed and expanded lore wise

It ironically is one of the most fucked up ones

[rancid cove]

Oh yeah the factories do probably start fucking a lot with the environment of a planet when first established

[arctic talon]

Metallica was an ecuminopulus

Emphasis on was

[heady rivet]

[arctic talon]

Chaos fucked it up badly lol

[storm jungle]

🗣️ **GALAXY.**🗣️ **OF.**🗣️ STEEL.

[hasty coral]

Identity theft

[arctic talon]

Lucius is also another example of an ecuminopulus

[hasty coral]

Trust

I’m definitely this pusher guy

[rancid cove]

This is how I imagine the average forge world to be but servitors instead of droids

[arctic talon]

It would be slaves

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately no forge world has yet to achieve the cool status of Ambulon the amublatory hive city

[arctic talon]

The mechanicus loves slaves

[outer wave]

Cinema

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1507142595015479407/1508675759076671488/image.png?ex=6a17100a&is=6a15be8a&hm=d8fbc1c26c92a20ba48ae83b7504429e6fc773be638e2813eecb670e1b9bf31b&

[rancid cove]

Thought they'd prefer servitors over slaves

[summer mural]

goddamn world war hulk is going HARD

[arctic talon]

Servitors are expensive and don’t replace themselves

Humans

[storm jungle]

Admech love slaves

[arctic talon]

However do replace themselves

[rancid cove]

I see

[hasty coral]

The “Robots” movie having a resurgence based on a one off meme idea some guy had about Helldivers was not on my bingo list for this year

[heady rivet]

We need more love for some Admech slice of life because it seems like its pretty much all focused on the higher-ups and life for literally anyone else on a Forge world is vague. Especially the lower serfs and laymen population

[arctic talon]

What’s the difference between the mechanicus and dark mechanicum

One of them uses more slaves and the other uses more daemons

[storm jungle]

Nah has nothing to do with Shitdivers, Underground has been trending before the game was even out

[outer wave]

^

Its a fantastic song

[storm jungle]

the entire reason that video got made is DUE to the song's relevance lol

[hasty coral]

It has always been a heat song

[arctic talon]

Imperium maledictum fixes this, partially

[rancid cove]

Can those slaves be picked off into probable mechanicus recruits as skitarii or maybe be a part of the mechanicus cult? Like a techpriest

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

Ye

[vagrant fox]

This calls for more Warhammer Crime or Horror

[arctic talon]

Sometimes

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[arctic talon]

Not very often

[hasty coral]

Robots in general though was a fever dream

[arctic talon]

But they do get selected sometimes

[storm jungle]

It really wasnt

[arctic talon]

Usually skitarii

[storm jungle]

its a fun movie with a simple plot

also as usual pretty relevant lol

[heady rivet]

Growing up that movie was one of the DVDs we had and watched on rotation a lot

[summer mural]

I robot was a fever dream

https://tenor.com/view/i-robot-sonny-hiding-subterfuge-gif-25954630

[heady rivet]

I meant to read the books you sent but then my group voted to play CoC and I started chainsmoking and being emotionally distant from my son to get in character for that instead

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/beautiful-masterpiece-irobot-robot-can-you-will-smith-gif-27593935

[rancid cove]

do all of aspiring tech-priests go to Mars or can they learn in any other forge world?

[arctic talon]

Aura

[arctic talon]

Their home forgeworld

[hasty coral]

It was about healthcare/corporations think?

[outer wave]

I love the concept of a couple, instead of having a baby traditionally, just buy a baby kit and just build one

[storm jungle]

yea

[outer wave]

Its a bit that I stil remember from that film

[arctic talon]

Every forgeworld hates the rest of the forgeworlds.

They only like their slaved forgeworlds

[hasty coral]

Ok I didn’t wanna say it but why did they build her like that 😭

[arctic talon]

Even the forgeworlds that are “friendlier” hate each other

[heady rivet]

Her farts killed that guy

[arctic talon]

For religious disagreements

For philosophical ones

For ego ones

Just because they exist

Some reason 500 years ago

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/takeout-shredder-tmnt-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-cain-gif-5156226263829051105

[arctic talon]

Ect.

[rancid cove]

I thought Mars would be some exemplar figure like some faithful would see Terra to be the honorable glorious planet

[outer wave]

Cuz big butts were funny at one point, now we've grown to find big booty to be more attractive, so now that bit hasnt aged as well

[mossy peak]

tech priests fuck with usb cables

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/egirldahyun-dayeonfan-gif-8706728142061726049

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-gif-17985395765206926662

PASS THE CONTROLLER

[arctic talon]

Mars is seen as the holy place.

The Martian mechanicus is seen as egotistical, overbearing and a bunch of dickheads

[languid meadow]

bitch ! I checked everywhere not a single automata is mentioned in 40k that is from 30k where did you get this from. the only 30k unit I can find real proof of still operating in modern times is the Thallax

[outer wave]

I didnt say I didnt like it....

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-squarepants-angry-ripping-gif-25651719

[hasty coral]

We are awful this is why nobody new stays

[rancid cove]

Yes, I am horny.
Yes I am proud.

[spare osprey]

"I know what you are" punks.

[arctic talon]

Fires of cyraxus’s unreleased pages

It’s elite ball knowledge

[hasty coral]

We scare new people away

[languid meadow]

unreleased

die

!

[arctic talon]

Fires of cyraxus was a forgeworld in M.42 that was under attack by the tau

[rancid cove]

So like how people see Cambridge/Harvard and other popular academies

[arctic talon]

They used their automata to fight back

[outer wave]

There's a kind of clique/culture in here that makes newcomers hard to jump in

[heady rivet]

I flay people alive if they look at my OCs with any emotion besides awe

[arctic talon]

It’s not my fault Alan Bligh died

Fires of cyraxus was basically done

And GW did a few pages as preview

And then he died and the book never came out

lol

[dapper gyro]

It is not easy to survive 40K. /s

[rancid cove]

I'll beat my shit to your OC's now so you will stop talking about necromunda to me

[hasty coral]

I would be hard pressed to call our collective group psychosis “culture”

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[heady rivet]

YOU FOOL. Most of them ARE Munda

[outer wave]

Its the group chat culture, its as psychotic as zealot chat culture

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-the-stones-to-destroy-the-stones-thanos-wood-minecraft-endgame-gif-7824767983135848606

[heady rivet]

One day you'll be like Squidward with the Krabby Patty

[rancid cove]

If I do I will genuinely blow my shit smoove off

[arctic talon]

Wait wrong video fuck

Whatever

It’s staying up bcs it’s funny

[dapper gyro]

Destiny 2... Lol

Dead game

[storm jungle]

game so dead it managed to last 20 years

[arctic talon]

I’m sad it’s dead

Kill Pete parsons

It’s all his fault

[heady rivet]

Tag urself I'm the Cheerios

[arctic talon]

He must die

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/electroman-electro-electro-spiderman-spiderman-torture-gif-11058273460571771896

[storm jungle]

👎

[arctic talon]

God this is AI slop but funny

[storm jungle]

AI slop is hilarious

lap it up

[arctic talon]

Most AI slop is awful

[outer wave]

^

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-dog-plankton-battle-duel-fight-gif-7688109332376548358

[dapper gyro]

Unfortunate, you don't know how to count.

[outer wave]

This is pretty funny though, but yeaah

[storm jungle]

Its fortunate, you definitely dont know how to read.

[vagrant fox]

At least, in D2s death, all hunters will finally be exterminated

[hasty coral]

“Ai dog apple”

You’re welcome

Enjoy the rabbit hole

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/apple-dog-ai

[hasty coral]

Oh finally I can express myself on this

I’m sick of people blaming everyone BUT Bungie for the downfall of that game

[spare osprey]

On one hand, folk forget that just about everyone found the AI generated Will Smith and his spaghetti kinda funny.

On the other--
Da' tap water's fawkin' brown.

[arctic talon]

Nah bungie is why it died

[hasty coral]

Bungie was given so many chances by multiple companies and they could never keep the game good

[arctic talon]

But also it’s not the devs faults lol

It’s the fucking c suite lol

[dapper gyro]

But bunger good.

[hasty coral]

People keep coping online like “but why cancel???? Sony bad!”

[arctic talon]

Bungie not good

[vagrant fox]

Bungie more like fumblied a bad bbw

[arctic talon]

Bungie bad

Bingo fucked it up

[hasty coral]

Because you didn’t wanna play it because it sucked

Because Bungie sucked

[arctic talon]

But I don’t blame the dev team

[arctic talon]

I did play it though lol

[dapper gyro]

But bunger bungered halo, therefore bunger giid.

[hasty coral]

Collectively I do

The higher ups didn’t make the portal

Not any one individual