40k-lore-chat

[languid meadow]

garlic eaters im pretty sure

[urban spire]

new jersey was it?

[viral halo]

Yes

[crystal forum]

yeah this one

[arctic talon]

My mother is not violently racist, she's just casually racist sometimes

[urban spire]

which is a place i assume you meet a lot of japanese people?

[languid meadow]

because a lot of their dishes have a lot of garlic

[arctic talon]

she's less racist then my grandparents

[urban spire]

and those people are all really racist?

[viral halo]

We have large Chinese, Japanese, and Korean populations yes

NJ is extremely diverse

[sacred ginkgo]

(only 60% white instead of 80%)

[viral halo]

The international students from China in college would say the craziest shit

[urban spire]

hey 80% is extreme from my perspective, norway's so fucking white

[arctic talon]

my taiwanese grandparents are like

not that racist

except towards black people

and korean people

and northern chinese

[viral halo]

Most of them were from rich families in the CCP though

[arctic talon]

and also white people

actually oh my god they're racist

I never thought about it

[sacred ginkgo]

They aren't racist
Except when they're really fucking racist

Thanks elite

[viral halo]

that's how @crystal forum rolls

[arctic talon]

Look all I'm saying is my relatives once or twice removed in Mainland china

[urban spire]

they don't call him elite for nothing

[arctic talon]

literally call all north chinese communist bandits

[viral halo]

my grandparents immigrated from Germany after WWII ended I get it man

[arctic talon]

ignore the fact that they are like

[sacred ginkgo]

Man why can't we have actually fun names for people we hate

[arctic talon]

fine with the CCP

lol

[viral halo]

Have you consulted Wikipedia's glossary of racial slurs

[urban spire]

fun names are reserved for things we like, i think

[sacred ginkgo]

No, I don't think I will be doing that

[urban spire]

why the hell am i awake it's so late

[viral halo]

There's some real esoteria in there I'm sure you can utizilize some new applications of it

[urban spire]

you degenerates take care

[viral halo]

have a good night!

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh right you're on europe time

Good night

[crystal forum]

cun town has ruined my sense of humor forever

[viral halo]

also destroyed mine

[crystal forum]

had to replace a letter because the word kept getting blocked

[viral halo]

the fucking robocop batman episode\

[arctic talon]

its funny how a slur from WW2 in the China has slowly turned into like, a funny thing

[languid meadow]

prob the most racist person I've ever seen was a Hindu meeting a Sikh but this is the type of racism you'd see openly here since other groups are more quiet about their racism (MOSTLY)

[crystal forum]

the nigerian salesman still lives rent free in my head

[brave owl]

did you know white people in China just get hired for a lot of ads and such?

[arctic talon]

White monkey role yes

it is known

[viral halo]

it's my backup career plan

[arctic talon]

They don't have them in board room meetings anymore

I regret to inform you

[viral halo]

Can't trust those white devils

[crystal forum]

have you ever wanted a door on wheels

[viral halo]

Doordash

[brave owl]

Shame, I had opium.

[viral halo]

Jay im gonna dm you something

[arctic talon]

Doordash?

in glorious China?

nah

[crystal forum]

it's a shame that fat greek bastard had to ruin it

[arctic talon]

you gotta use Meituan

[viral halo]

dude the one episode where nick is just ripping him over being obese

[languid meadow]

Dionysus.........

[viral halo]

and it gets really upsetting

Hit him with the classic "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE"

[languid meadow]

I don't think a lot of people are willing to admit the reason a lot of people are on the larger side is because shitty fatty foods is less expensive

[viral halo]

I gotta go play Gates of Hell bye my beloved lorechatters

[languid meadow]

they rather just blame personal failure

(which sometimes it is yeah)

or addiction

[viral halo]

high calorie humans

[crystal forum]

it's fucking real too like stavros keeps deflecting the fact he's morbid obese and nick actually wants to help

[arctic talon]

Shitty fatty foods are cheap

and also like

[crystal forum]

i wish i had a friend like nick

[brave owl]

just bake potatos

[arctic talon]

people are not that active anymore

[languid meadow]

also reliance on cars

as it all loops back to this

hrm

[crystal forum]

he literally has a friend who keep asking to go to the gym with him like

[vagrant fox]

Shitty high calorie foods are easy and cheap

[crystal forum]

that's something most people wish they had

[vagrant fox]

going to the gym is a bother but it's good for you

[arctic talon]

The most ethical chinese food delivery company is JD

because they give their employees health insurance

and they're fulltime

Meituan is the cheapest

[languid meadow]

trauma team for food delivery

[arctic talon]

Taobao is uh

Taobao is there

but they're amazon

but they started doing food delivery bcs they realized they had the infrastructure for it

💀

[crystal forum]

i think every body type is fine but like at least accept who you are

[arctic talon]

also they're owned by alibaba

[languid meadow]

Every body is fine yeah but there's a limit

[arctic talon]

oh also the funniest thing when the delivery apps were at all out war, they were literally selling food for free

[crystal forum]

if you're fine with being fat then accept it. don't act like you'll just lose weight later

[arctic talon]

100% discount

[brave owl]

god in the gotham knights video game theres a security service that advertises itself for people who just wanna walk around lol

[arctic talon]

which was goofy as fuck

and that was enough to get the CCP's attention

[languid meadow]

This is just the armed and armoured taxis from cyberpunk

[brave owl]

yeah

though I think they generally use those taxis for escape instead

[arctic talon]

oh my bad it wasn't free lol

0.1 yuan

which is 1 cents

[vagrant fox]

I could go for a 1 cent lemonade

I'm craving snacks and/or rice but it's almost 2 am and nothing's open

[arctic talon]

tbh the companies were literally setting their money on fire lol

on the otherhand their employees were happy as shit

as was the consumer

[crystal forum]

getting stuff delivered is so expensive now

[arctic talon]

until beijing was lame and said "no stop doing that"

[crystal forum]

who tf actually uses uber eats these days

[arctic talon]

because the CCP is afraid of true capitalist innovation/j

[arctic talon]

finanically irresponsible people

[crystal forum]

it's like twice the price of the food

[brave owl]

-50 social credit points

MINUS 50 DKP

[languid meadow]

The only time I ever order something is when it's like a certain type of food

[spare osprey]

Sometimes body type doesn't matter.
Sometimes your organs hate you no matter what.

[arctic talon]

MANY WELPS HANDLE IT

[vagrant fox]

just walk to the place and pick up the food 4head

[brave owl]

Shut ins who don't want to leave the home

[languid meadow]

It's kind of crazy how your body will just go "you're gonna be 250+ now" and there's not a lot you can do

[vagrant fox]

The only time I've ever used the delivery service Wolt was when the delivery fee was exactly 0

[crystal forum]

i love chub personally

in a selfish way

[languid meadow]

I was fat for like 2 years but that's because I was mega depressed

Still kind of am depressed but at least I'm healthy now

[arctic talon]

Wait the original Onyxia wipe animation got taken off of youtube lmao

50 DKP minus

[arctic talon]

Thanks videx

[vagrant fox]

btw elite

[languid meadow]

Egg man

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1508616904313667674/bjZNqDKq4.mp4?ex=6a16307a&is=6a14defa&hm=635af24fd959bb1dbcd717ec13b066f9a5cabaf90aa599d8506ef87b3d54e37d&

this is accurate yes

[arctic talon]

more like don't be a perverted loser

but yes

[vagrant fox]

close enough

[arctic talon]

pervert = creep

[vagrant fox]

I will master mandarin one sentence at a time

[arctic talon]

same difference really in mandarin

[vagrant fox]

I won't but I'll learn some phrases ig

[crystal forum]

i can use this in furry circles

[vagrant fox]

it can be used here

[crystal forum]

are there really that many horny chinese creeps in lore chat

[sacred ginkgo]

It could be any one of us

[arctic talon]

I'm not even horny

or creepy

[vagrant fox]

girlfriend haver, horny

[arctic talon]

fuck

[sacred ginkgo]

Was about to say
Not even denying creep?

[crystal forum]

or loser

[vagrant fox]

Remove chinese from the sentence and it's close enough

[crystal forum]

why say it in chinese then

[vagrant fox]

practicing enunciation is good for language learning

[arctic talon]

idk I'm a fucking CS major and I like League of legends and fighting games

def loser territory lol

[crystal forum]

you seem to be more stable than everybody else in lore channel but that might just be the chinese face polishing in you

or however it's called

[sacred ginkgo]

Damn how did you get near a woman

[crystal forum]

is she also chinese

[vagrant fox]

Also a lol player allegedly

[arctic talon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

Yes but not as much as me

[crystal forum]

did your parents set you up

[arctic talon]

This may shock you but no

[arctic talon]

Also yes I do present a face by usually not bringing up all the shit that’s misery for me

Lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh ok thats how you're both degenerates (affectionate)

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

wolf has a gamer girl girlfriend who's taller than him

[arctic talon]

Shut up

💀

[crystal forum]

also somehow chinese and taller than him

[arctic talon]

Ts is so ass

I’m on the shorter end Tbf

lol

[crystal forum]

for chinese or in general

[sacred ginkgo]

Listen man you're the one who brought up their SO on the internet

[arctic talon]

Average height in china has been going up a lot lol

[sacred ginkgo]

You best be ready for the consequences

[arctic talon]

Mistakes were made

[crystal forum]

let's just say wolf isn't the one wearing the pants in bed

freak

[arctic talon]

💀

[sacred ginkgo]

Who the hell wears pants in bed

[arctic talon]

[vagrant fox]

Get his ass, he's gotten by for too long with his politeness

[crystal forum]

he isn't denying it

HE DIDNT DENY IT

[vagrant fox]

Why tf would you wear pants to bed that's one step removed from shoes

[lament shoal]

He’s getting fucking closer bruh I’m scared 😭

[sacred ginkgo]

Literally

Pajama pants is fine but like

Actual pants?

Burn

[crystal forum]

do you keep your socks during the act

[arctic talon]

The human approaches

[arctic talon]

What the fuck

[crystal forum]

this is a question for everybody

im not probing you anymore wolf

i already got everything i needed from you

[vagrant fox]

weirdo, get jay now

[lament shoal]

Desperately mustering my available forces to reinforce these two top zones which he’ll likely be attacking eventually

[sacred ginkgo]

Wait is this like

Discount hoi4 for mobile

[vagrant fox]

Looksit but 40k

I forget do mechanichuds ever name their servoskulls

[arctic talon]

Yes

All the time

[crystal forum]

i bet we'll be able to name ours

in tide

[arctic talon]

There’s one called fucking reditus

[solid horizon]

Elitewolf probably roleplay as servitor and magos in bed

[sacred ginkgo]

I still need to work out my skit name

[solid horizon]

Mark my word

[arctic talon]

Horrid

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok I was not ready for this shit

[arctic talon]

Also no

[solid horizon]

Gotta keep guessing then

[sacred ginkgo]

Anyway

I think i'm gonna run along the lines of some Trans-human joke

Cause low hanging fruit is funny

[vagrant fox]

proper, genuinely couldn't remember if just normies named their pet servoskulls

[solid horizon]

By low hanging fruit you mean his eliteballs ?

[crystal forum]

trash

leave

[sacred ginkgo]

Get out

[solid horizon]

Ok I stop 😔

As an asexual aromantic mf this shit has no meaning for me

[sacred ginkgo]

Do you just like

Study this shit to make better jokes?

[solid horizon]

Difficult task ngl

Most of it sounds very uninteresting

[vagrant fox]

11 days until 700 days of Warframe logins
Reckon I'll lobotomise myself as a reward

[sacred ginkgo]

Holy shit

[nocturne crest]

I can't wait for the next HD2 meltdown.

[sacred ginkgo]

Just make it to 730 ok

[nocturne crest]

It's will happen tomorrow, when the frv warbond gets revealed

[solid horizon]

Meltabombs tomorrow

Nurgling class ftw

Has anyone played unification on dow

[tough haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1508610923420717127/image0-41_12.webp?ex=6a162ae8&is=6a14d968&hm=3e70214b8ed673d78956f5468a619688361de65de23b22b2cf97da0870d0c88f&

Idk why but someone calling someone else "Da boss" in the context of a dom/sub relationship just sounds hilarious

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok this is kinda fire

[solid horizon]

Goon activities

[sacred ginkgo]

I could rock one of these

[solid horizon]

The white one looks kinda meh

[crystal forum]

what's the pwan now boss

[sacred ginkgo]

I could rock the white one

Put it over a green top with a white skirt

Put a green band on it

[crystal forum]

those things look like they're not selling below 60$ usd

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/PZ10nI8jnss?si=w1Qd-noh3oKzqWF5

[solid horizon]

Fire flower type drip

[sacred ginkgo]

Look

[solid horizon]

That is a fairly low price for a hat

[sacred ginkgo]

Olive, lavender, and white just work for me

[solid horizon]

Take it or leave it

[crystal forum]

i only wear one hat and it was expensive but it has lasted me nearly a decade now

[brave owl]

poop

[crystal forum]

@arctic talon are you also sad that no gamma pistol

[surreal nest]

Such a vile rodent for magnets

[crystal forum]

you magnetise your infantry???

[surreal nest]

Killteam so no

The murderwing chud team

[crystal forum]

i should make a melta gun prop

mmmmh

[arctic talon]

Yes but expected

[crystal forum]

i just want to shoot through 10 maulers and kill the beast of nurgle behind them with a single shot

is that so much to ask

[vagrant fox]

If I don't get chordclaws I'm going feral

I'll also take a laslock or any variety of voltlock

[languid meadow]

there's a theory it's a blitz

also I love hte deluxe skin for the skull

[crystal forum]

laslocks would be cool but they're pretty low tech for a skitarii

[languid meadow]

fresh out the oven servo skull

[crystal forum]

they forgot to remove its skin

that's not a servo skull it's a servo head

wait what if you took a servo skull and attached it to a robo body

[storm jungle]

Depends on the servo-skull's function

bro thinks its Krang from TMNT

👎

[vagrant fox]

What do those keys unlock

New missions?

[storm jungle]

Your lunchbox

hand it over

[vagrant fox]

Denied, I'll only share my wealth if I get the weapons I want in Darktide

[crystal forum]

i still cant get over that discord did a forum thing where they said they'd read all suggestions no matter what they are and they deleted mine about usernames returning to discriminators

if my profile gets deleted then know that i did not kill myself

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs5-mgs-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-5-gif-7889838534933531334

[nocturne crest]

He has a gun

https://tenor.com/view/gun-to-protect-surrender-threat-gun-gif-14947925

[nocturne crest]

Ngl, it reminds me of the future human race from doctor who.

[crystal forum]

these guys always stuck out to me because they survived the end of the fucking universe

[nocturne crest]

Yep.

[crystal forum]

doctor who doing 10 episodes about quirky future humans and then one episode about the existential dread of the end of the physical universe as we know it

[timid pasture]

Whats Doctor who even about

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[crystal forum]

british people in space

you dont need an explanation to watch it just watch it

you will like some episodes and hate others

[celest cedar]

wow, leagues of votann lore is actually awesome dwarf lore...

[crystal forum]

no shit

i just ordered a yaegir kill team

[brave owl]

yall read scp articles

Early Doctor Who was the Doctor going on wacky time travel adventures in real historical periods

And then at some point mid first Doctor its starts getting way more Sci-Fi

not really wacky either it was very dangerous

[surreal nest]

Nice

[crystal forum]

it's like how early twilight zone is like just period pieces

[jade holly]

Yeah they’re one of the best adaptions of Dwarves in media

I love my capitalist, planet drilling, AI loving short guys

[crystal forum]

funny to think that in the early 60's they didnt have any of the cool decades to make content about

so they just did shit about the old west

[brave owl]

sad that a lot of the old doctor who content just died in a flood

[jade holly]

However, I think Dwemer from the Elder Scrolls are my favorite way Dwarves have been done

I just love the Mesopotamian inspiration they have

[brave owl]

theres like an entire arc of them in the french revolution that is just sorta gone

[crystal forum]

it'll probably resurface at some point

nothing is ever really lost

[brave owl]

not sure about that but I suppose its possible

but anyway I tried to watch the whole doctor who series but stopped around the french revolution for that reason and because its really hard to find older episodes

[opaque coyote]

Honestly Dwemer ruins in Skyrim are like

My favorite aesthetically

[celest cedar]

dwarves being elves who just loves being underground and having steampunk tech yeah

theyre pretty unique

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately Skyrim has the issue of all dungeons like

Blending in eventually

[crystal forum]

you never watched the reboot?

it's a completely different show

[opaque coyote]

But Dwemer ruins take longer to do that for me

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-lorerim-launched-dwemer-centurion-gif-2943422091164402113

Centurions my beloved

[hallow plover]

All dungeons leads to blackreach

[brave owl]

I didn't know there was one. I think I started trying to comb through it mid 2010's around.

[hallow plover]

(It's still an amazing area)

[crystal forum]

YOU NEVER SAW DAVID TENNANT????

literally how

[brave owl]

oh

No I saw some of those episodes

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely my favorite design

[brave owl]

The weeping angel episodes legit scared the shit out of me

(I think thats another doctor idk)

[opaque coyote]

I like how they literally have

A fucking spring loaded blade

[brave owl]

the point is I've tried trying to watch the older doctor content

[celest cedar]

only on mines and bandit camps really

[opaque coyote]

I mean catacombs also look very samey

Draugr moment

Tbf

Game from 2011

Also Skyrim's art style is generally my favorite out of the entire elder scrolls series

Like stuff like Ebony Armor looks so much cooler compared to older games

Although I like the golden accents for Oblivion's version

[celest cedar]

real shi

armor design so good they had to make a character out of the armor set alone

[sacred ginkgo]

Didn't even get to the part where the doctor is a confused lesbian

She had an entire goon squad for companions that time around

[celest cedar]

entire gooner squad

[crystal forum]

apparently doctor who is gone from fucking all streaming services again

literally all

guess i cant watch it again

i have never seen a show that refuses to be watched as much as doctor who

[heady rivet]

https://x.com/zero706088209/status/2059028212467061007 House Van Saar

MBSX4+ (@zero706088209)

If I started a street gang all my goons would wear this shit

X · May 25, 2026, 9:45 PM

[opaque coyote]

And also made him the hardest boss

Well not considering DLC

[near wasp]

I just beat blade and sorcery. Huh didn't even realize I'd played that much

[opaque coyote]

My personal headcanon is that while the Dragon born was doing quests in Skyrim.

The Ebony Warrior had his own adventure in Hammerfell and came to Skyrim to fight you

[crystal forum]

<@&735928989146939404>

[jade holly]

Damn I missed it what was it

[crystal forum]

just an image scam

[jade holly]

How about a Kharn?

[celest cedar]

another one lost to sus links taking over an account 😔

[jade holly]

People gotta quit clicking links

[crystal forum]

what if i promise you free 40k models if you click

[jade holly]

Hang on

I’m watching a 40K quiz right now

And the funniest shit just showed up

It’s a jeopardy style quiz and one of the categories is figuring out who the character is from a pun

I’m gonna spoiler it in case you wanna watch the video, but holy shit this was fucking hilarious

You guess the character’s name based on what the image is

[celest cedar]

uuh big e?

[crystal forum]

dorn?

[jade holly]

do you want me to say it?

[crystal forum]

is it a space marine

at least give some pointers

[jade holly]

It’s not a space marine

It’s a Xenos

[crystal forum]

alright im lost on that one

i give up what is it

[jade holly]

||Wazdakka Gutsmek||

[crystal forum]

i dont know any orks except gazgul 😭

[jade holly]

I figured it out immediately and it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a while but I had to try and stay quiet cause it’s 1:03 am

[shadow plover]

didn't remember Guts' name so I was quite confused

[surreal nest]

What does 6:3:1 mean in reference to non dropper bottles?

Aka Citadel pots

Like brush dips?

[arctic talon]

ratio to mix

6 parts contrast medum

3 parts apoth white

1 part ratling grime

[surreal nest]

But what does that mean

[arctic talon]

Measure it out

whatever quantity

[surreal nest]

Like how do you get 6 parts from a citadel bottle

[arctic talon]

use a dropper or a like

spoon

[surreal nest]

Smart

Do people actually transfer citadel bottles to droppers that seems tedious

[arctic talon]

Yes

some weirdos do

but I don't

[sour hornet]

bro paints his minis

[celest dome]

It's ratio, tbh it doesn't always need to be uber precise

[surreal nest]

How do you usually get paint out of a pot i use the back of a brush and roll it

[arctic talon]

my brush

[surreal nest]

Ive seen the GW videos where they like, just dip the brush into the paint and wipe it on the pallete seems weird

[arctic talon]

sometimes I use a dropper

if I'm being fancy

lol

[shadow plover]

It's exactly how I do it

[celest dome]

I used those things

For the ones that were liquid enough

[surreal nest]

You get enough?

[shadow plover]

yes? if one brushful isn't enough, take another

The issue with dropper bottles that I have is that those usually give too much paint

[surreal nest]

I always feel like i run out of paint on my pallete when I roll the back so maybe I'll try that

[shadow plover]

If I need a lot of paint I just tip it out straight from the pot

for like an airbrush mix etc

[surreal nest]

From the vids ive learned from they always got like a sizable glob that they pull paint from so the brush thing GW does just didnt seem like enough to me

[shadow plover]

How much do you need?

[surreal nest]

Idk I just feel like I tend to run out when im trying to basecoat specifically

Doubt im utilizing the most out of my paint though

[shadow plover]

Granted having too little paint on the palette will dry it out faster

[surreal nest]

I also use a wet pallete too so not really that big of an issue for me that ive noticed

Maybe I overthin

Idk paint is fucking weird

[rocky gale]

Overthinning was my main issue starting, was so worried about the "thin your paints" meme I was basically just brushing on tinted water

[jade holly]

We’re turning a primer into a wash with this one 🗣️ 🔥

[surreal nest]

For me its just really hard to eyeball

Base coats end up taking me such a long time because I have to go over it like 3-4 times, not sure if thats normal

I dont think my paint looks too thick or anything it seems even

[dapper gyro]

Thinning paint is depending on brand as well. Some brands really need it, others don't.

[solid horizon]

If details aren't lost then it's correct

I have found sand tones to be very annoying to thin because these are very thick and granular

GW ones

[dapper gyro]

Those pigments have a lot of residues. Not much you can do with brushes.

[surreal nest]

So is overthinning really that much of an issue then? Besides just making it more work

I rather do 15 base coats then have a slightly chunky base coat it bothers the fuck out of me if I see brush strokes

[solid horizon]

with overthinning you just get a wash lmao

also is that a fellgor beastman or is it AoS stuff

[surreal nest]

Definitely not that thin

Maybe im just thinning it right

[solid horizon]

before I had a proper black wash I used to overthin abaddon black 😂

[surreal nest]

Its AoS they are Ogroid Theridons

[solid horizon]

maybe one day I'll play AoS

it just doesnt interest me at all ngl

chaos warriors look like gigachads tho

could play demons and field as much soulgrinders as possible

[steel ingot]

Chaos warriors in fantasy and AoS have always been the coolest freakasses if you ask me

my favorite thing about them is that they get really big for no reason

[solid horizon]

my favorite AoS model lmao

[celest dome]

Chaos steroid

[solid horizon]

I mean arent they warhammer's version of nordic barbarians

[steel ingot]

I mean thats just norsca

[solid horizon]

these guys despite being starved to death irl are often represented as buff ass men

[steel ingot]

whos that bitch on the horse

on the evil smelly horse

[solid horizon]

chaos warriors always remind me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3AvyeMhmU

cadia when abby joins the game

[steel ingot]

achaon that guy

Gigachad of the apocalypse

[nocturne crest]

Do you think Yarrick would secretly have body doubles?

[misty vector]

As an interrogator idk, but i could def imagine a full inquisitor like grendyl do that

[steel ingot]

so like are the kin and votann actually up to anyting of note

i hear all about eldar shenanigans and nid fronts but since their reveal they've seemed very under the radar on any sorta big lore

i could be because im not paying attention to them but like

they havent done a lot to earn it

[summer mural]

what even are secret wars

they seem complicated af

[steel ingot]

its so secret ive never heard of it

[celest dome]

The Marvel ones ?

[summer mural]

yeah

[celest dome]

Basically Aliens have infiltrated humanity and replaced certain of the Supers iirc

Unless I'm thinking of another

[summer mural]

but theres a whole battleworld thing going on

with doom as supreme overlord and an entire tribe of hulks

[celest dome]

Isn't that another story line ?

[summer mural]

oh

i dunno

so whats armor wars

[celest dome]

Another thing too ? With IM, I never really followed most Avenger stuff

[summer mural]

fair enough

im reading planet hulk rn

trying to get into marvel stuff

got bored of DC for a bit

[rancid cove]

Morning lore chat

[spring cairn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yurtsever-solacefie-milliyetilik-eSbNe2gyz7LWADKM24

[solid horizon]

homander

[rancid cove]

Homander... save me homander...

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-silver-deadlock-deadlock-silver-silver-gif-12709290247267116536

[crystal forum]

turkish furry woman

[celest cedar]

you would know a furry woman huh

[spring cairn]

just a werewolf

smh

[celest dome]

Part time furry

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432526201534283776/1498056991933861968/goldensigma.gif

[rose thorn]

Omfg more imperial gaurd

Or necromunda

Necromudna good

[rocky gale]

Oh Skitarii is 23rd next month

I thought it was this month

[celest dome]

Could be Orks

Doesn't really feel like Munda

[celest cedar]

non binary transhumans soon 🙏

[rose thorn]

Looks like a heavy stubber to me

[rocky gale]

Soon

[solid horizon]

sexless genderless techminions will prevail

mark my wordss

[near wasp]

Can't wait to liquify all who stand in the omnisiahs way

[rose thorn]

How was the 11th edition streams?

[solid horizon]

was there one ?

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-idk-idk-about-that-gif-7336250873949261946

[rose thorn]

Yeah they streamed 9 hours of 11th edition game play

[solid horizon]

so thats like

2 games

[rose thorn]

3

[solid horizon]

right

[rose thorn]

ew true los

[near wasp]

Let me guess necrons are gonna get nerfed into the dirt

[steel ingot]

tale as old as time

[solid horizon]

eldar are gonna get something strong and they're going to take it away a second after

mark my words

[rose thorn]

It’s funny this stereotype is shared among All xenos lol

[storm jungle]

Lore accurate

🗣️

[solid horizon]

meanwhile astartes, chaos or not

"you're going to legends"

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[raven stone]

"Meanwhile, anything Astartes Heresy Era"

• fixex

[solid horizon]

well yes and no

GW has this weird thing where 40k legends stuff goes to 30k

[raven stone]

Meanwhile

https://news.sky.com/story/starbucks-korea-boss-apologises-after-advert-sparks-big-backlash-13548037

[solid horizon]

I read that as "Starbucks Korea big boss apologises after advert sparks backlash"

Starbukks Korea, my favorite big boss

[rose thorn]

New speed rolling system, tldr it makes big heroes in units harder to kill

[solid horizon]

no more heldrake run-n-eat with commanders ?

[rose thorn]

You apply the lowest rolls first when saving, so if you a 2 you can apply that wound to a small guy rather than your hero

[rose thorn]

Na you can probably

[solid horizon]

yey

[crystal forum]

could also be a CSM

[hallow saddle]

i dont think theytre bolter shells

not chonky enough

ive painted a fair few of the CSM ammo belts

[crystal forum]

the magazine doesnt really look like an autogun to me

or whatever that thing is

and anyways autoguns arent common for guard

so probably not guard related

[rancid cove]

Malarkey dont scare me like that i thought you were gone

[solid horizon]

they're not making new spess murins

some guy on TTS discord speculates it's a bit of peter turbo but I dont believe it

[rancid cove]

Why did the hyperfixation my brain chose the one that gets slandered the most?

[solid horizon]

could be orks, these guys love belt fed stuff

[solid horizon]

thats because it's our condition

we have to live with it

🫂

[crystal forum]

my first instinct was some large named character space marine because the ammo looks like it's coming from a heavy bolter but for that much ammo to be on a model it has to be pretty big

[rancid cove]

We bear the slandering so others can be happier

[solid horizon]

yes

the same way beautiful people cant exist without ugly people

or to quote my own faction

[solid horizon]

"without darkness there can be no light"

[rancid cove]

I should make up some quotes and battle cries for me own guys

[crystal forum]

HH isn't even on the meme so i feel safe

[rancid cove]

Because people tie it to 40k instead of separating it

40k = Horus heresy by association

[crystal forum]

well not according to GW

[crystal forum]

imperialis is the same as HH according to them though for some fucking reason

->new HH release
->imperialis

[hallow saddle]

HH is literally not 40k by definition

its 30k

like warhammer 40,000 is a brand and that doesnt include the HH

and lorewise its not 40k either

[crystal forum]

they treat it the same as how they treat 40k and aos yeah

completely different entities

only thing 40k and HH have in common is legends rules

[hallow saddle]

aaaand HH is a totally seperate studio cause its under SPecialist Games

[crystal forum]

i wonder what the personality types will be for skitarii

-> devout
-> practical
-> lobotomized

[celest cedar]

Ive learned my lesson before

I too have clicked on suspicous links before 💀

[solid horizon]

HH is way too cool looking to be slandered

too bad it's for nerds

[crystal forum]

HH is artisanal space marine slop

slop for the refined palate

[solid horizon]

there is mechanicum and demons in there buddy

[rancid cove]

Fortunately i was so anxious as kid that i wouldnt click even on youtube video links just to be safe
Whenever someone sent me a video i just searched for the title instead

So i never got hacked

[crystal forum]

some guard too but you dont see me bitching about it

the more the merrier

[steel ingot]

who's that one almost chaos god

[solid horizon]

vashtorr ?

[crystal forum]

malice?

[steel ingot]

yeah that guy gangly ass

[celest cedar]

Ive learned from observation that suspicious download links riddled with ads is almost certainly bad

[crystal forum]

i got multiple of my parent's computers bricked as a kid for downloading free postal 2

[rancid cove]

8 year old me already learned how to download shit without the dangers of catching a virus

[crystal forum]

i wish somebody taught me

[rancid cove]

Nobody taught me my autistic ass figured it out alone i have no idea how tbh

[steel ingot]

i only messed up one computer saying yes on every step of a download setup as a kid

[rancid cove]

All i know is that i was already pirating shit on the daily and never once got a virus

[steel ingot]

after that i did much better with computer safety

[celest cedar]

I miss thepiratebay

[rancid cove]

I never once bricked a computer with viruses

[celest cedar]

it was the youtube tutorials on notepad that taught me the ways..

[rancid cove]

But i did once brick a computer on accident

Went to my moms room to watch tv cause she had ac

Didnt close the window

Started raining

The entire computer got wet

Like 3 parts got totalled from that

But it wasnt that expensive to fix

[crystal forum]

i've always been more of a hardware person because magic electric boxes scare me

[hollow zodiac]

My dad was the one to show me how to pirate postal 2 lmao

[crystal forum]

my parents were even more computer illiterate than i was so that explains it partially

[steel ingot]

i miss shockwave the most shovelware flash games ever

[rancid cove]

Me having a PC problem in 2026 i cant fix: fuck what do i do
The youtube tutorial video on windows XP and a notepad 10 years ago: i got you

[rose thorn]

Good call

[storm jungle]

yea and half the releases are like

predator but different turret head

land raider but big ass gun ontop

like, okay

[crystal forum]

listen, us tank nerds eat that shit up

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

Also that just means i have more models i can easily print

40k tanks are so easy to make

[storm jungle]

^ slop consumer

[steel ingot]

how else are salamander players gonna feel relevant

let them have this

[crystal forum]

you haven't seen peak until you've watched HH battles where both sides have 20 predators

boom kapow

explosions

[steel ingot]

1 million land raiders EAT THIS MAN

[near wasp]

Speaking of tanks

[crystal forum]

fellblade is funny because it's explained to not be used anymore due to space marines not fielding heavy vehicles for the type of missions they do

meanwhile primaris

[solid horizon]

ugly ass vehicle

needs more legs

probs has no invul save

[crystal forum]

im not a fan of repulsor types yeah

why go away from the aesthetic of tracks

[solid horizon]

tanks are a very iconic staple of wargaming

rejecting it is rejecting its nature

[solid horizon]

true

[crystal forum]

reminder that this thing is also a grav vehicle

[solid horizon]

isnt that thing going to legends

[crystal forum]

i hope so

that would also mean like half the iron hands combat patrol is going to legends

[solid horizon]

guy gets out to punch you personally, thats what his close combat weapon is

[crystal forum]

he affixes bayonet then slowly charges at you

[solid horizon]

legends is the cool people's club

[crystal forum]

is there a single good static unit in 40k

[solid horizon]

you mean like

[crystal forum]

or nearly static

[solid horizon]

fortifications ?

[crystal forum]

just units that barely move

[solid horizon]

so artillery pieces/heavy weapon squads

tbh

they are quite drunk unless you give them orders

but even then they are not worth it

[tough haven]

Anyone here got any experience emulating games? Trying to emulate shadow of the colossus but I'm having a time of it

[solid horizon]

some vehicles can actually move well but due to the type of weapons installed on and the size of its base, they are rarely moved and used as static gun platforms

im totally not pointing at onager dunecrawler

[crystal forum]

basilisk

just the

fact that your artillery unit can be rushed in like 2-3 turns due to scale

ive wondered how more realistic artillery is in imperialis

[steel ingot]

the issue is ps3 emulation is notoriously bad and has troubles since its inception over a decade ago, you're better off just hitting pcx2 and emulating on that

(i presume ur trying the ps3 version)

[solid horizon]

during my apocalypse game I was actually very scared of artillery since they are specifically anti infantry, and I was moving around with a block of 100 necron warriors

turns out it only killed 14 of them in 2 turns

[crystal forum]

artillery is either overpowered or dog shit depending on the edition from what i hear

[solid horizon]

yeah

they're cool minis to have

micro dioramas

[crystal forum]

i like the krieg ones

[tough haven]

Oh I was trying ps2

Ive got it it and everything, but I'm trying to get an hd texture pack for it, but I see no option to select files to do so on pcx2

[steel ingot]

oh then thats over my head

i really like the old shcool fidelity so i never go for hd texture stuff

[tough haven]

Well actually, hold on, let me see if it actually works

[sharp pollen]

rejects mentioned 🔥

[summer mural]

planet hulk is probably the greatest comic ive read so far

its got every single thing

[rancid cove]

Oh boy I wonder what this influential streamer has to say about this!

[sacred bluff]

probably something to do with making George look like he deserved it

[surreal nest]

[surreal nest]

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT HE HAD A COUNTERFEIT

[languid meadow]

Someone yapping about the "retcon" las bolts in the skit trailern

[rancid cove]

Wait what

[languid meadow]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/ZbK6JpFSiT

[rancid cove]

They think GW is retconning that

[languid meadow]

I have no argument and I must larp

[rancid cove]

Do they.... didn't GW address this before when Armageddon cinematic got released?

[surreal nest]

"GW has this weird trend to get hyper focused on random things for its lore that no one really wants for alot of their games"

holy fuck just say you dont understand what world building is dog

[languid meadow]

No idea about that but this is how some las guns have acted since rogue trader

The bottom comments devolved into custodes talk in which they got bullied.

[solid horizon]

Lasers in the trailer really reminded me of star wars laser but who fucking cares really, it's only a trailer

[spring cairn]

they're mad if they think FS is going to change the lasgun's sfx

[solid horizon]

Everyone knows laser doesn't act like that ingame

[rancid cove]

Also

Why are they so mad about a FUCKING EFFECT THAT YOU BARELY SEE FOR A SECOND

ITS SUCH A SMALL DETAIL

WHY DO YOU CAAARE

[surreal nest]

also lol at "they are gonna change it like our beloved dawn of war" like bro we dont fucking claim you fuck ass larpers

we get it you played dawn of war lol

[solid horizon]

Yappers gonna yap

[spring cairn]

tbf

[solid horizon]

Mfs never played DoW tbh

[spring cairn]

i must say, beams are better looking

[surreal nest]

without a doubt

[spring cairn]

it's not even close, they just mog the shit out of bolts

[surreal nest]

but i think people need to realize red beams were technically the retcon

and this is without going into how lasguns work differently in every novel

[rancid cove]

You see the beam changed colors and this bad because i must larp

https://tenor.com/view/so-much-fun-it's-a-crime-walter-nelson-minions-yuorki-yuorki1-gif-8369629548157395193

[surreal nest]

"the fans love this thing about warhammer lore"

-looks inside

-fan only plays darktide and space marine 2

[solid horizon]

Who do you even larp as in this context

[surreal nest]

a warhammer fan

[spring cairn]

it will always be a red beam 4 me, at least the kantrael

but it's always up to the author

[solid horizon]

Nuh uh

[rancid cove]

Enjoying 40k

They just want to have something to scream at GW

[spring cairn]

and i think fs agrees with me that beam looks great which is why lasgun are how they are in dt

[languid meadow]

Some patterns have the bolts and some have the beams

[spring cairn]

which means they will not change it

[solid horizon]

Complaining too much about tiny details is a sign you secretely love it ngl

[languid meadow]

It's that shrimple

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[rancid cove]

setting famously know by having enormous retcons
setting is constantly receiving retcons every single edition
complain about anything at all that changes the setting

[solid horizon]

So called Warhammer fans have no imagination

Before playing the games ive always pictured powerful laser weapons as a bolt and less powerful ones as a beam

[rancid cove]

You see this could be true unless its the ONLY thing you do
Then you just don't like the setting/media
if I meet someone that claims to like 40k and yet the ONLY thing they do is complain about recent changes, how it "OH IT USED TO BE SO MUCH BETTER" and flips over the smallest things, then I just think they don't like it at all

[summer mural]

I just pretend the lasers are all rainbow colored

🌈

[solid horizon]

My man

Kill spess murins with the death ray of gay

[jade holly]

THE ELDAR GET FUCKING FOUR DETACHMENTS???

[surreal nest]

its just extremely telling to me that lasguns have commonly been depicted as yellow bolts in about every art piece ive seen and described in books from what I remember but suddenly when video games have red the "real fans who totally are into warhammer and dont just play their video games" have a thousand things to say when they see yellow bolts

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

Sometimes I complain about something, but I actually like said thing and just want to talk about it

[languid meadow]

I think lasguns have both beam and bolt, on top of different colors is good world building

[summer mural]

also what exactly is black bolts deal

is he a good guy

[languid meadow]

Since it shows how fucked the logistics of the imperium is

[rancid cove]

plays space marine 2 once
thinks understand about setting
complain when setting releases something new
I must larp...

[summer mural]

hes got kind of a bland personality

and costume

[solid horizon]

says heresy or heretic under anything alien, chaos or queer related

[near wasp]

[surreal nest]

throws me back to when there were only alpha gameplay videos out and some creator made a video of a black templar sniper and there were larpers in the comments complaining about it not being accurate

genuinely pissed me off reading it

[near wasp]

Purge all fleshbags

[jade holly]

The marvel character?

[summer mural]

yeah

[jade holly]

He’s an inhuman and leader of the defenders, idk how he got his powers but his voice is amplified to Hell

[near wasp]

Not all black templar's forgo guns, after all you always need sharpshooters

[surreal nest]

ermmmmblack templars LITERALLY only use melee!!!! ermmmmmmmm waiter waiter! black templers never use guns!

[jade holly]

He can destroy a city with a whisper

[vagrant fox]

So many were assblasted about chapter skins in SM2 not matching the stereotype 100%
Major snooze city

[jade holly]

His voice produces amplified shockwaves basically

[summer mural]

I just got done with planet hulk( 15/10 comic , excellent) and now im onto world war hulk and I forgot black bolt was down for exiling him

[rancid cove]

Same thing happened to SM2 when they released Salamander sniper skin

Man its genuinely depressing

[near wasp]

I just wanna play a carcaradons with white armor and leave the mission red

[surreal nest]

only valid complaint i have read is about tactical getting the blood angels skin, because that was just fucking weird

[summer mural]

also I remember hes like supposed to be the inhuman king, but I dunno anything about them,are they mutants? eternals?

[surreal nest]

like genuinely strange

[summer mural]

larpers?

[near wasp]

I feel like blood angels should be assualt

[rancid cove]

Guys my gf is hating on me rn cause i made some dubious financial decisions

[vagrant fox]

That one should've been assault but w/e

[rancid cove]

They gave assault a special jump pack

So it still works out

[near wasp]

How many Marines did you

[surreal nest]

yeah its not a huge deal just dont get why they did it in the first place

[summer mural]

DONT LET THEM CHANGE YOU, YOU GAMBLE YOUR LIFESAVINGS IN VEGAS! GO FOR IT!

[rancid cove]

115 USD commission (550 in my currency) for a portrait art of my OC

[near wasp]

That's alot

Full body and colored I hope

[rancid cove]

I think cause they were already planning in making the Raven Guard champ skin to release after the mini, so giving assault 2 skins back to back wouldve prob bothered people

So to avoid that they also made a jump-pack to give to assault

[surreal nest]

assault lovers stay winning

assault lovers did not come out right but it works

https://tenor.com/view/orc-stupid-confused-ace-gif-13476968382900915363

[rancid cove]

I'm a tactical and assault main so I'm chilling

Techmarine is my third to go cause goated

[summer mural]

also the Illuminati is supposed to be like the smartest supes on earth, so they got iron man, strange, black bolt and mister fantastic, but Im pretty sure they are missing at least a couple of super smart dudes tbh

[surreal nest]

white scar chainsword was the best thing they ever added

[rancid cove]

Its fully colored but its just a face closeup

[surreal nest]

they were smart enough to not show up

[summer mural]

well

right now hulk has become king hulk and hes barreling toward earth with an army to kill all the super nerds who sent him to space

[rancid cove]

Its the same artist + this is pretty much how its gonna be like

[rancid cove]

Waiting for the weekly challenges to refresh so I can buy that one and then the encarnine axe
Not even gonna use them since block weapons but the skins are goated

[summer mural]

oh I guess they could be missing prof x, but hes not like that high iq is he

[surreal nest]

super good dont get me wrong but that close up for 115 bucks is wild

[rancid cove]

Tbh it was worth it for me cause I like his style and have been a fan of his shit for a while now

He's goated

[near wasp]

It better be really high quality else I'm afraid you might of gotten a bit ripped off

[rancid cove]

Plus I literally SAW him posting his comm spots getting available and he only had 3 slots
Pretty sure someone had already got one

[solid horizon]

Has no money for lil plastic guys but somehow has for this

[near wasp]

Oh that does look good

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[surreal nest]

full color headshot should be like 80 bucks on the high end ngl

[rancid cove]

I'm more passionate about my OC than plastic minis

[near wasp]

A bit expensive but it's good

[solid horizon]

What about both

[near wasp]

I should have my personal artist redo my oc

[solid horizon]

My ocs are all plastic guys

I could draw them but im to lazyyyyyy

[rancid cove]

Haven't paid yet
It's half after sketch is done and then other half once its fully done

[rancid cove]

This is pretty much a redesign for my OC as well
Changed the face reference, eyes, teeth and the scars

[near wasp]

Noce

Hold on let me find he piece my buddy drew

[rose thorn]

Harlequins are back! In detachment form!

Come back tomorrow as we near the finish line and sign a contract with the newest xenos on the block – the Leagues of Votann.

[languid meadow]

What the fuck??

[heady rivet]

I have a suggestion.

[languid meadow]

Evil

[rose thorn]

Oh near

Okay admech and agents?

After votaan

[near wasp]

Bro drew it right when he was learning about 40k so he fucked up the aquilla but all in all I like it. Should probably have him redo as he's gotten better and he knows more now.

[rose thorn]

is there another army I’m forgetting?

[rancid cove]

Shut up

[rose thorn]

Admech agents

[rancid cove]

Anime style I like it, simple

[rose thorn]

Uhhh

[heady rivet]

Make just one gang list. Let the Necromunda consume you

[rancid cove]

I'll see if I can find the comm piece on my phone

[summer mural]

LOL, King Hulk getting his revenge on the super nerds

[solid horizon]

McDonalds ad btw

[near wasp]

I will say bro draws like a freak though. Instead of free handing drawing he straight up draws with the straight line tool. I've watched him do it for hours, how a person can even is insane

[rancid cove]

@near wasp can I DM you the art? Cant send it here cause nudity

[near wasp]

Sure

[solid horizon]

🤨

[heady rivet]

Its not sex pervert nude its just

Nude

[quiet orchid]

nothing special

just tits

[rancid cove]

Artistic nudity

[solid horizon]

Yes but

Are we talking about the big oily chaos lord

🤨

[rancid cove]

No

[solid horizon]

Good

[rancid cove]

Ill send you the photo

[solid horizon]

If you want to

... It was a big naked chaos lord

[rancid cove]

This new one will be just a close up of her face baring her fangs (which are now gonna be normal blood angel vampire teeth) while armored

Excited for it

[near wasp]

No photos?

[rancid cove]

Whar?

[near wasp]

You said you'd send it to me

You didnt

[rancid cove]

I sent you the message

Prob look at uh

Requests

[near wasp]

Oh

It was hidden in my requests yeah

[rancid cove]

I hate when that shit happens

[near wasp]

God damn you could cut diamonds on those abs

[solid horizon]

Only one way to figure it out

[rancid cove]

she once killed a loyalist champion... with her abs!

[solid horizon]

Propaganda

[near wasp]

Fan service

[solid horizon]

How can one slander tabletop logic then say something like that

[languid meadow]

I wondee where that guy is now

[quiet orchid]

I was the loyalist

[solid horizon]

Clearly we know what her close combat weapons are

[rancid cove]

True and factual

[heady rivet]

He's gone up to the big mommy in the sky...

[rancid cove]

Very close combat...

[solid horizon]

Nah you dont understand

"Close combat weapon" is the default melee option of all models

But it's never specified what it is

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[solid horizon]

[heady rivet]

In Munda its the humble fist

[rancid cove]

Both full body commissions I have incoming the characters are wielding melee weapons

One has a power sword and the other a two-handed chain glaive

[near wasp]

Do you ever not talk about munda

[rocky gale]

[solid horizon]

Titus's close combat weapon

[rancid cove]

There is a reason his name is Necromunda Pusher

[solid horizon]

Yeah

Just like a pusher he tries to sell you his toxic shit so hard

And traps you once you're out from rehab

[rancid cove]

And you don't wanna know what she did with her female servants with three of her fingers...

[near wasp]

Oh

[solid horizon]

[rancid cove]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HG7_YCjbYAAJzwh.webp

[solid horizon]

...what ?

Im glad my army guys are sexless freaks and not sexual freaks

[rancid cove]

You don't wanna know

[solid horizon]

I dont

[heady rivet]

So which gang were you thinking of starting

[near wasp]

The gang that beats you up with hammers

[solid horizon]

Goliath

[heady rivet]

Ironhead Squats

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beat-up-gang-attack-fight-back-jaxson-ryker-gif-14720264

[heady rivet]

Thsi happened to my Juve last game

[rancid cove]

My OC isn't even sexual I just like having a "canon" where shes just a regular astartes (despite being female) and a "made up fantasy shit" i write separately for any goofy shit i come up with

Like smut

[solid horizon]

[heady rivet]

My big lady OC is so sexless its a running gag she thinks babies come from Storks

[solid horizon]

Why aren't they emperor's children

Tbh my guys aren't sexless because they are virgins, as a matter of fact most of them probably aren't

[near wasp]

My female OC is a rogue trader who married a knight so when he dies the knight goes down her family line

[solid horizon]

But y'see they were transformed and used as processors

And a processor doesn't need sex or gender

[rancid cove]

Because she doesn't like the idea of serving the chaos gods like that
She actively doesnt worship them and never wanted to. She pays homage to them to empower herself but she really avoids truly devoting herself to it

[storm jungle]

or you know

fucking doesnt instantly equal to Slaanesh

[solid horizon]

Emperor's children are about perfection

[steel ingot]

it very often doesnt at all nowadays

[storm jungle]

Epstein's Champions

[near wasp]

It's if your fucking constantly that slaesh gets involved

[storm jungle]

tbh not even thats correct either

its basically CONSANTLY want more out of it in an occult way

hence the hedonistic stuff

[heady rivet]

Saw some guy point out once the Imperial Cult would likely be big on fertility cult stuff to increase the amount of humans but he only said this to justify posting a lust-provoking image on /tg/

[solid horizon]

Fucking gives you thrill, they seek thrill

[storm jungle]

I mean that depends on the person

most people just wanna fuck

[near wasp]

It's excess. Not necessarily the fucking but fucking is very easy to keep going farther and farther

[storm jungle]

they dont want to go crazy with it

[rancid cove]

Epstein and Trump (and pretty much anyone of the elite) is a very good example of prime Slaneesh cultist behavior

[solid horizon]

Meant the pink guys

[rocky gale]

Gross

[storm jungle]

I mean lust or not hes entirely correct, we just dont see this more gross ways of the Cult because you dont wanna upset your readers.

[steel ingot]

i saw a meme that explained slaneeshi cultism better than anything

[storm jungle]

Exactly yeah. I always say we dont need evil gods IRL to just be deplorable people

[heady rivet]

If you own condoms its a bolter firing squad offense

[near wasp]

Where the name of that krieg love novel

[rancid cove]

We don't need then but we create them or something like that

[storm jungle]

^

nothing in 40k can beat the horrors people do IRL

if you put them in 40k people would call it unrealistic and "grimderp"

[solid horizon]

To be fair fiction can't really beat reality

[rancid cove]

Nah, nowadays they'd think it's slandering towards Trump and boycott GW

[solid horizon]

Unless y'knlw

It's written by people who contribute to make reality bad

[storm jungle]

It generally depends on the stuff written but yeah

[rancid cove]

Aint slandering if its true tho
Insert any Homelander scene

[storm jungle]

LOL

[near wasp]

I hate being at work

[steel ingot]

people getting desperate enough to go "actually is he even the villian ? 🤔 "

[solid horizon]

Then quit

[steel ingot]

like lmao

[solid horizon]

Simple as

[near wasp]

I cant

[storm jungle]

Genuinely insane take on the final episode of all things too