40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

Is very funny

[storm jungle]

What is wrong with you

[viral halo]

It's also funny that Pedro Pascal is not in the mando suit like 90 percent of the time

it's John Wayne's grandson Brendan

[crystal forum]

that was like the most obvious thing to see in the show

[viral halo]

Never gave it much thought

[viral halo]

I wanted to see a stahwah movie

[languid meadow]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2186680/view/669491979075191449 speaking of funslop

[viral halo]

it's like the same tier as solo but not as good as solo

had more kids' movie vibes

[storm jungle]

*White person

[spring cairn]

so it has 1 good scene ?

[crystal forum]

so it's shit

[viral halo]

I mean it's a kid movie tbh I can't take it too seriously

it was just funslop

[crystal forum]

the show didnt feel very kid oriented

[storm jungle]

Kids movies just being entertaining for kids is a braindead reasoning

[languid meadow]

mmm servitorization art

[viral halo]

well, the first two seasons didn't

[spring cairn]

funslop

u can just say it was fun !!!

[tough haven]

I LOVE AUGMENTATIONS!!!!

[storm jungle]

*Garbage

[crystal forum]

do rogue trader and darktide just share the same roadmap or something

[spring cairn]

you are allowed

[storm jungle]

I was watching a Redlettermedia review of the movie

and they were like

[viral halo]

I mean it was fun I'm so confused 😭

[storm jungle]

"imagine grogu walking around during the ghorman massacre"

lmfao

[storm jungle]

Get better taste

[viral halo]

I'm just saying it's a movie clearly made for kids

and it was a fun time

[tough haven]

GW tries to keep releases in their games consistent and themed

[storm jungle]

Yea and it still sucks

people like you are why the human race is dying, WE NEED THE RAPTURE NOW!!!

[tough haven]

True, plenty of kids movies are both entertaining for kids and adults

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1507865403442073691/wm9p30q.gif

[viral halo]

It was entertaining what 😭

[storm jungle]

send this guy to jabba's island

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-christmas-dinner-you-know-who-i'm-talking-about-one-group-of-people-gif-16191419543958320585

[languid meadow]

does it like

build off of S3 at all

[tough haven]

You know who im talking about

[storm jungle]

Not really no

[spring cairn]

siggy i support u even if i didn't watch that movie

[viral halo]

I don't think it has anything to do with the show

[spring cairn]

believe in urself

[languid meadow]

I might see it when it's not in theatres

since that shit is expensive

[storm jungle]

its basically multiple show episodes stitched together

its like really bad

[viral halo]

it felt like a really long episode of star wars rebels

[languid meadow]

the only star wars movie i really wanna see rn is the gosling movie

[storm jungle]

what gosling movie

Bladerunner?

i guess

[viral halo]

Star Wars Starfighter

[storm jungle]

yea Bladerunner

[crystal forum]

star wars trying to be kid oriented despite the fanbase average age being 30

[storm jungle]

nightcore.mp3

[storm jungle]

as we said before

[spring cairn]

blame disney

[storm jungle]

nothing will ever reach Andor's height ever again

https://klipy.com/gifs/andor-star-wars-6

YEET

[viral halo]

Almost the entire theatre was families with small children or older couples

Andor and Rogue one >>>>>>>

[crystal forum]

i think it's also because disney has no idea what made the original movies so loved by all ages

so they just do childslop

[storm jungle]

tho tbh it feels wrong even mentioning Andor

because i feel like the show transcends star wars

lmao

[viral halo]

The one thing that drove me absolutely insane in the movie was how they showed snowtroopers without the plastic face covering on the helmet just to make another action figure

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[viral halo]

Like it was glaringly obvious

[spring cairn]

i mean

it's par for the course

[storm jungle]

Lambda Bobo action figure

🗣️

[viral halo]

Oh and the movie's starring secondary cast members were those little babu frik mfs

[spring cairn]

buy my action figure

[crystal forum]

i cant wait for people to act like andor is overrated and the mandalorian season 3 is actually not bad because they watched it as a kid

happens every time

[storm jungle]

Nah it wont

[viral halo]

I still think the worst star wars product I ever consumed was the book of boba fett

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-mod-boy-book-of-boba-fett-spinny-boi-gif-24874819

[storm jungle]

STOP MENTIONING THAT SHOW

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/speeder-the-book-of-boba-fett-boba-fett-gif-24489363

[storm jungle]

also worst part Temuera Morrison is such a good guy and actor

im so sad he was wasted in this

[crystal forum]

remember tuskan raiders???

[storm jungle]

legit makes me bummed out sometimes

[crystal forum]

remember boba fett???

[spring cairn]

no

i try to forget

[storm jungle]

hes not gonna be around forever either

just sucks man

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/this-means-war-irs-gif-1374192333834091623

THIS MEANS WAR DISNEY

[crystal forum]

it's a good thing andor was a limited series because disney would have found a way to slop it

[tough haven]

Exactly, soulless corpo fails to understand the concept of engagement

[viral halo]

When I was a little kid my dad told me he was the highest paid actor in the world because he plays every single clone

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

yea im glad Gilroy himself said thye are making 2 seasons for a reason

and he explicitly said that iirc

where it will just become a cashcow

[viral halo]

so many shows fall off after two seasons

[crystal forum]

"eeeeh just make a minion themed yoda plushie i'm sure the morons will like that one"

[languid meadow]

the only time i enjoyed BOBF is the er tuskan scenes, the dark saber things, and the scorpenek annihilator being canonized

because im a nerd

[viral halo]

the entire theater previews were minion themed, like a minion was picking which movies get previewed in a web browser, i felt like I was in hell

[spring cairn]

lmfao

[viral halo]

I was sitting there with my Cherry Icee and buncha crunch waiting for it to be over

[storm jungle]

^ MCU fan

[crystal forum]

one of my greatest accomplishments in life was turning to my dad while watching the first despicable me movie and saying "those are clearly voiced by french actors"

[spring cairn]

no i get it, sometimes going to big theaters is like a simulated dante's inferno

[rocky gale]

Andor should have been 4 seasons and a movie

[storm jungle]

No

[viral halo]

also I fucking hate how people act in movie theaters these days

[crystal forum]

and we stayed for the credits, turns out the minions are voiced by the french

[storm jungle]

Andor is great because its short

as muc has it pains me to say it

[crystal forum]

idk how i could pick that up

but i did

[storm jungle]

"WOOOOOOOOOO"

[viral halo]

family behind me snuck an entire pizza into the theater

[storm jungle]

CLAPPING

[viral halo]

THEY CLAPPED UDRING THE FUCKING INTRO

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

thats only bad IF i also dont get a slice

[vagrant fox]

fucking yankees

[storm jungle]

lets be fair here

[viral halo]

When I saw Top Gun Maverick for the 4th time in theaters there were these middle schoolers being shitheads and I kept throwing buncha crunch at them until they shut the fuck up

[crystal forum]

movie theaters were always only a thing because home tv's sucked ass so idk why they still exist

[spring cairn]

the worst theatre experience i ever had was definitely endgame part 2

[crystal forum]

you can get the theater experience on your phone

[rocky gale]

We just needed 2 more seasons

[viral halo]

worst theatre experience I ever had was seeing the Joker movie

[spring cairn]

the first one ?

[viral halo]

Yea, I can't say anything else about the experience without sounding awful

[crystal forum]

mine was when watching the martian and a kid next to me was eating m&m's with the loudest fucking crinkly packaging known to man

[storm jungle]

US slopaganda audience

[spring cairn]

i wacthed in english and the room was empty

p cool

[crystal forum]

as somebody with severe attention issues i hate theaters

[hollow zodiac]

I used to work at an AMC and it mildly turned me off theaters across the board

[spring cairn]

endgame on the other hand, i was stuck with like 80 very loud lowlifes in tracksuits

[hollow zodiac]

Like, I like theaters for watching movies but people are fucking animals in public spaces now

[spring cairn]

been like that for a bit i think

[viral halo]

Movie theaters are one of my fave experiences and people just act like fucking animals now in them

[crystal forum]

people always act like the general public has only become stupid recently when it has been a thing forever

[hollow zodiac]

Wait too long

[storm jungle]

AVENGERS..........................

..............ASSEMBLE

[spring cairn]

now usually i dodge big theatres

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[spring cairn]

i go to smaller ones

it's further away but worth it

[hollow zodiac]

It's bleeding into live theater a bit and I'm not having it

[viral halo]

Best time to see a movie is on a weekday at a random ass time

[crystal forum]

because you have a fake job siggy

[spring cairn]

every1 here is unemployed except me

[hollow zodiac]

I wish I had a fake job 😩

[solid horizon]

sanguinus will return in avengers doomsday

[viral halo]

My Uncle has a private movie theater and I think that's the dream

[hollow zodiac]

I'm at least lucky my job can be dead for like up to an hour

[hollow zodiac]

Kinda yeah

[crystal forum]

cant you just have that with a screen projector and some surround sound speakers

[hollow zodiac]

Watching The Thing and Silence of The Lambs in theaters have been my favorites so far

[rocky gale]

Employ yourself some bitches

[viral halo]

Yea but he's got the whole fucking thing with theatre seating and a catering kitchen and bar

it's so sick

[solid horizon]

on the evening of a busy work day in the middle of the week (you will die next day)

[crystal forum]

oh you're ancient

[hollow zodiac]

They both gave scenes that really utilize the darkness

[solid horizon]

12 monkeys for me

[hollow zodiac]

Nah I'm 29, they just reran them recently

[viral halo]

Saw the LOTR extended trilogy in theaters over the winter

it was replaying for the anniversary

[hollow zodiac]

I wanted to do that

[solid horizon]

I watched nosferatu with a live pianist, doesnt mean I am over a century old

[hollow zodiac]

How was it

[viral halo]

Fellowship and return are still 10/10

two towers is 9/10

[hollow zodiac]

THAT'S KINDA SICK HUH

[solid horizon]

(everyone fell asleep, I didn't but I was bored because it was my 7th time seeing this cheap ass movie)

[storm jungle]

I think the last theatre movie i went to was the new Evil Dead

[crystal forum]

those movies arent as good if you dont have your friends going wild with you at every awesome scene (most of the movie)

[hollow zodiac]

I don't think I've seen that one

[storm jungle]

when that character put the potato peeler on another dude's skin my theatre was SCREAMING

😩

lmfao

[solid horizon]

do it
NOW

[viral halo]

it was so nice being in a theatre of all people being quiet and watching the movies in awe

[hollow zodiac]

I'm glad to hear it's decent

[viral halo]

same thing with Dune 2, the whole theatre was peaceful

[crystal forum]

even when gandalf arrives on horse?

[storm jungle]

Its not decent its great

[crystal forum]

impossible to stay seated

[storm jungle]

the movie was very well recieved

[hollow zodiac]

The originals are some of my faves, haven't seen the new ones

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-elrond-dream-hallucinating-drugged-gif-8524407637359235108

[solid horizon]

I watched Tetsuo the iron man in theatre, almost had a headache because of the soundtrack (im not saying it was bad huh)

[viral halo]

I had to walk out the theater in this scene

[storm jungle]

its EXTREMELY worth a watch

[hollow zodiac]

Bless

[viral halo]

I was laughing so hard

[storm jungle]

theres like uh

1 deadite in the whole movie

and shes fucking scary

[hollow zodiac]

YO

Ok I'm sold

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-flight-reacts-flight-gif-8221136049492250986

[storm jungle]

"Open the door honey so I can wear your skin. We can be together again 🙂 "

HELL NAH

[hollow zodiac]

I'm a sucker for restraint

[storm jungle]

shes fucking horrible bruh

legit creeped me out

lmao

[viral halo]

being an open noncon fan is brave in 2026

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwRG9uForA movie about obliterators fr

[crystal forum]

my sister just watched the thing for the first time so im obviously telling he to watch most john carpenter movies

[hollow zodiac]

The green with the bloodshot eyes is a nice touch

[storm jungle]

Yea its great

[viral halo]

what's that one John Carpenter police movie

[hollow zodiac]

Idk if it's intentional but I like it

[viral halo]

where they defend the police station

or is that Romero

[solid horizon]

the soundtrack and movies are nice but god damn in a theater it's absolute earrape, like fury road

[storm jungle]

The mom is freshly possessed so yes its intentional

they really play up the Deadites being sadistic monsters in this

[viral halo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_on_Precinct_13_(1976_film)

this movie ROCKS

[storm jungle]

i had awful memories from watching the first Evil Dead so its that exct vibe

[solid horizon]

ass on precinct 13

[hollow zodiac]

Dune are def theater movies

[solid horizon]

and yes

it rocks hard

[crystal forum]

ive never watched that one

[solid horizon]

like my pp when jc movie

[viral halo]

I think it's on youtube

[hollow zodiac]

I saw both of them when they came out and am glad I did, they're gorgeous

[solid horizon]

dark star, escape from NY, in the mouth of darkness

[storm jungle]

DO NOT

[solid horizon]

dilara face reveal

[hollow zodiac]

You're gonna make me drag my roommate to it lol

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-definitely-would-jj-watt-saturday-night-live-yes-yup-gif-16291887

[hollow zodiac]

Tho we're watching Backrooms this thursday. I'm slightly not looking forward to it

[crystal forum]

the only way i can describe john carpenter is as a slop wizard

he turns slop to gold only if he feels like it

[solid horizon]

so true

JC slop is very nourishing

[viral halo]

escape from NY gave us Metal Gear Solid

[hollow zodiac]

Same with digital circus, I wanna watch it pretty bad but I don't want to share a room with tadc fans lmao

[solid horizon]

dark star gave us alien

[viral halo]

Rocky Horror gave us gender confusion

[solid horizon]

the thing gave us among us

[crystal forum]

halloween gave us shitty slasher movies

[solid horizon]

halloween was a mistake

[viral halo]

remember the titans gave us black people

[solid horizon]

but then JC made it for the money

[storm jungle]

Among Us' cultural relevance has entirely evaporated

so it doesnt really matter

[hollow zodiac]

When he hits he HITS

[hallow plover]

Horror movies "fans" are the worst tbh

[solid horizon]

yes, but it is still history

[rose thorn]

So Jason just does eceyrbtunf

[crystal forum]

wait escape from NY got a sequel?

wtf is escape from LA

[hollow zodiac]

Vampires is probably one of my favorites from him

[solid horizon]

in the mouth of madness is the best tbh

[viral halo]

escape from LA with the legendary basketball scene

[solid horizon]

hollywood satire

[storm jungle]

they escape from LA

[rose thorn]

He’s a ranged killer with a spirit mode and a teleport and an instakill

[hollow zodiac]

Mostly cause James Woods is a fucking nutcase in that movie

[solid horizon]

Gremlins 2 but John Carpenter

[rose thorn]

And built in tracking and speed boost

[viral halo]

I do not care for the gremlins

[solid horizon]

I meant

[hollow zodiac]

More or less the same movie tbh

[solid horizon]

it's the same message

[tough haven]

Monster hunters be like:

[solid horizon]

criticism of slop sequels

[brave owl]

the movie or the holiday

[solid horizon]

both

[spring cairn]

on it

[brave owl]

bro has a dislike of candy

[hollow zodiac]

My bestie like Halloween way more than me

[solid horizon]

some people dress as ghosts all year long, it's not fair

[crystal forum]

i also want to thank john carpenter for inventing synthwave

[solid horizon]

he didnt

too bad

[hollow zodiac]

I do like his tunes!

[crystal forum]

if you say kraftwerk im killing you

[solid horizon]

JC music is very standard for his time

[hollow zodiac]

He can get funky when he wants

[solid horizon]

but it's good because he helped popularise it as cheaper alternative for movie soundtracks

[crystal forum]

NAAAAH he had style

[solid horizon]

and JC is a musician enjoying his art so I can admire that

[crystal forum]

he was very minimalist with his music i think is how i can describe it

he did more with less

[solid horizon]

thats pretty much what I said

he helped popularise cheaper music

in cinema I mean

orchestral music is pretty fucking costly for a mid result

[crystal forum]

well in any case his music hit hard since he had full creative control of it as a director which is interesting

[solid horizon]

yes

[crystal forum]

the intro to escape from NY is so good

[solid horizon]

They Live is badass af

[brave owl]

do you think that people who are infected by the Thing notice when they become The Thing or is it a transition that just suddenly is

[solid horizon]

both music and movie

[crystal forum]

also halloween's soundtrack is underrated

[solid horizon]

hobo gay couple fucking massacring capitalistic GSC

[crystal forum]

escape from NY's intro should be a standard for action movies

just getting to the fucking point

i love it so much

[solid horizon]

escape from LA had good music too

[hollow zodiac]

That chase music is like my mental stress music lol

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiwIlBF1WR8

bass harmonica kicks hard

[solid horizon]

it's so amusing to me that the 3 most famous examples of 5/4 time signature are

Take Five

[jade holly]

No way Hoss Delgado????

[solid horizon]

Mission Impossible

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

and Halloween theme

[crystal forum]

did you know the wireframe scenes from the glider were made using a mockup because they couldnt afford CGI for it

[solid horizon]

wrong movie

and yes

I mean

I did also study cinema

and I am quite fond of JC

so I did read a lot of books on his movies

very interesting sutff

[crystal forum]

well as a computer graphics fans i enjoyed that fact

i couldnt even tell it wasn't CGI

[solid horizon]

epic shot innit

[crystal forum]

there's one shot of the glider that's beyond wild

it looks so real

[solid horizon]

I love the colorimetry of escape from NY, it's very aesthetically pleasing

[crystal forum]

right before it lands

[crystal forum]

i like the use of shadows lol

[solid horizon]

yeah it's very reminiscient of comic books of that time

[crystal forum]

snake plissken does like 10 scenes just where he comes out of shadows

with his iconic mac 10

[solid horizon]

it's also so funny that

80% of the movie

snake is crippled

and cant fucking walk properly

[crystal forum]

i fucking love the fruity ass evil character

https://youtu.be/li2aHcZZaLs?si=x9uiq8V4FHKOY-ed

[solid horizon]

lizard or whatever hes called

[crystal forum]

god he's so funny

[hollow zodiac]

Lighting feels like such a lost art in movies

[solid horizon]

cinema loves turquoise and orange slop lighting now

[crystal forum]

i love the lighthouse so much but i dont think it uses black and white to its fullest extent

[hollow zodiac]

Kinda on that note I started watching star trek tos for the first time and it had me thinking about how much I like that eye highlight they do in old stuff

Very striking

[hollow zodiac]

I need to watch that

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-plissken-escape-from-ny-kurt-russell-escape-from-la-efla-gif-18181732

I mean

isnt that so aesthetically fuckin badass

[hollow zodiac]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN

[solid horizon]

back when I was interested in directing stuff

[hollow zodiac]

I watched The Mist in black and white and it felt very gimmicky

[solid horizon]

the gimmick I wanted was to use completely unusual coloring

[hollow zodiac]

Neat, but underutilized

[solid horizon]

guy with blue skin ? why not, background shadow that's magenta ? why not

[hollow zodiac]

That'd be cool

[solid horizon]

issue is

it would take extensive editing skill and a whole lotta time

[crystal forum]

this intro shot of the city skyline appearing, then the statue of liberty, then the waterline

so fucking simple but so aesthetically pleasing

[solid horizon]

I had the pleasure of seeing this movie in theatre

[hollow zodiac]

Yeah all good things worth doing usually do

[solid horizon]

yup

[crystal forum]

VERY worth it

[jade holly]

You know the movie is old because this skyline is severely outdated

[crystal forum]

one of my favorite recent movies

[crystal forum]

snake literally lands on the world trader center

[solid horizon]

happens in 97

[crystal forum]

i love how movies set in NY are never filmed there

[solid horizon]

yeah well there is a reason

[jade holly]

Cause no one likes NY

[solid horizon]

it's impossible to get locations cleared

[crystal forum]

escape from NY is prob an obvious example because it doesnt look like NY at all

[crystal forum]

a lot are filmed in montreal instead because the city looks kinda similar lol

[solid horizon]

yup

[hollow zodiac]

When I went to visit new york as a kid I thought it was so jarring

[storm jungle]

CIA and its consequences

[solid horizon]

reminds me of how a majority of X Files are filmed in canada

[hollow zodiac]

Then I went to chicago a few years ago and went "oooohhhhh"

[crystal forum]

NYC is most jarring when you see it from new jersey waterfront i feel

just seeing the actual size of the thing from afar

anyways i've been thinking of modeling snake plissken's gun after im done with the abzats

[hollow zodiac]

That's what my father's told me, he lived in jersey in his teens

[hollow zodiac]

What does he use again?

[crystal forum]

literally just a mac 10 with its iconic massive suppressor except it has a ridiculous scope attached to it

[solid horizon]

thats a fuckin b1

[crystal forum]

a scope he never actually uses since nobody in 80's movies aim

[solid horizon]

sly marbo stole his gun

[arctic talon]

ngl

that thing looks less goofy then Sly Marbo's gun

[arctic talon]

which is impressive

[hollow zodiac]

What the actual fuck is that

[crystal forum]

actually rewatching the movie made me realize that snake's gun is used more by other characters than himself lol

[crystal forum]

80's awesomeness

[solid horizon]

a mac10 with that big of a suppressor probably has an effective range of 5 meters

[crystal forum]

you should see the revolver in the movie

[arctic talon]

like why the fuck does this thing have better proportions then the real prop

lol

[nocturne crest]

That's Snake's gun

[solid horizon]

heroic scale

[arctic talon]

that should mean the proportions get worse

[hollow zodiac]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

he also has this thing he gives to the woman

[arctic talon]

Is that

LMAO

[solid horizon]

fallout 3 scoped revolver

[nocturne crest]

Huh, and Negan's gun as well

[crystal forum]

everything has a scope for some reason

[hollow zodiac]

Him and scopes

Yeah i was boutta say lol

[rancid cove]

Consequences? What consequences?! The CIA would never do something to harm its own country, surely!

https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[crystal forum]

i cant even tell if the gun is a prop or real

because he does fire it

[solid horizon]

sometimes there are multiple props of a same gun

[crystal forum]

but the one on auction looks made of plastic

[solid horizon]

same goes for vehicles

[rancid cove]

Hey look Dilara its a new pager, just for you. Someones ringing, maybe you should have a listen

[solid horizon]

I mean john carpenter did admechmaxx every plymouth fury of the country for christine

[crystal forum]

the mac 10, desert eagle and spas 12 are the ultimate 80's guns

[solid horizon]

uzi

[crystal forum]

guns that would have been completely forgotten to time if it wasn't for movies i mean

the uzi was actually popular before that

[solid horizon]

M16 was quite sill popular as well

[storm jungle]

✋ 📱

no phones

[nocturne crest]

Which is funny, because, it's first appearance was in the 70s iirc in a John Wayne film

[crystal forum]

which one

gun i mean

[nocturne crest]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071824

The Mac 10.

[crystal forum]

the spas 12 was so iconic for bad guys in movies that some countries banned it despite being just a regular shotgun

[hallow plover]

Tfw the Uzi has it's origins in yet another arab-israeli war

[crystal forum]

its creator was born in germany before the nazis took over

sad story

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, there is a rumour that the purpose of the MAC 10 in the film was to advertise it, which would make sense seeing how Mitchell WerBell III was involved with the company that made it.

[hallow plover]

So do we count it as german engineering?

[arctic talon]

Yeah sure

[crystal forum]

wild to think that piece of shit was considered a good idea when the MP5 had recently revolutionized smg's

[arctic talon]

Tbf it was cheap

[crystal forum]

yeah and the idea of cheap mass producible smg's died in the 60's or so lol

[hallow plover]

Based MP5 with the flashlight handguards

[nocturne crest]

Tbf, I don't think there was any interest in the MP5 until that Iran Siege in London.

[storm jungle]

Entirely correct yea

[hallow plover]

Mp5 gained pop in the 90's

[crystal forum]

smg's were just seen as obsolete before special forces started using them iirc

[storm jungle]

before that it was seen as a niche

[crystal forum]

they still are a niche

[storm jungle]

the Operation Nimrod thing basically advertised it fully

[storm jungle]

Nah

stay in your lane fur-trooper

[hallow plover]

Even now you have really compact AR's

[crystal forum]

smg's used to be what assault rifles are now

in WW2 and early 50's

then nobody knew what to do with them

[storm jungle]

They did

sorry jay

gonna need to ask you to leave my courtroom

you're suspended

[hallow plover]

||crime and terrorism ||

[crystal forum]

soviet just used a shorter AK instead

and it kinda sucked

[hallow plover]

Shotguns are for home defense, smgs for crimes and AR for movies.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-motorola-exploding-cell-phone-cell-phone-explosion-gif-11349453942119034798

[crystal forum]

tank crews do need smg's but militaries never give them any

instead trying to make another fucking PDW program that wont work

[arctic talon]

Just one more PDW bro

this time we'll get it right for sure

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fmg9-smg

Checkmate liberal

[crystal forum]

p90 is the only PDW that gave us something good

in terms of cool factor

and nobody even uses it

[hallow plover]

The germans were salty and veto'ed it

[brave owl]

what is a pdw?

[hallow plover]

P90>MP7

[storm jungle]

Personal Defense Weapon

[crystal forum]

personal defense weapon which is military slang for "what if smg but actually as good as a rifle"

[brave owl]

aa

[crystal forum]

because militaries want their guns to do every job

[hollow lantern]

ARs replaced SMGs in the cold war

[nocturne crest]

Yep.

[hollow lantern]

Cause they're just kinda better at killing

[storm jungle]

what about AR2's or AR3's

[nocturne crest]

Now you can get those m16 in 9mm

[hollow lantern]

The half life AR?

[storm jungle]

Perhaps.

[hollow lantern]

Yes lol

[nocturne crest]

A shame that this didn't take off:

[crystal forum]

p90 only even exists because of its cartridge. the whole weird magazine thing is the most iconic part tho

[nocturne crest]

Loved it in BO2

[hollow lantern]

Looks Russian

[nocturne crest]

Belgium

[storm jungle]

its really funny how they were gonna use the XM as the main rifle for the Overwatch soldiers before they made the AR2 lol

i dont think most people knew at the time what this rifle even was

[hallow plover]

We have the five seven now. Shame that this ammunition is costly

[crystal forum]

OICW's are another iconic waste of taxpayer money

[storm jungle]

^ Liberal

also it looks cool, doesnt matter

[arctic talon]

I thought the OICW's was fake

[storm jungle]

also

"waste of taxpayer money"

as if taxpayer money is not always wasted

lmao

[crystal forum]

and the new clip fed kel tec pistol for some reason

[nocturne crest]

It's kind of crazy that we're going back to an Ammo type that got disregarded in the 1950s.

[arctic talon]

Kel tec just does some bullshit

and its funny as hell

[crystal forum]

black ops 2 is my favorite XM8 depiction

and the best AN-94 somehow

[storm jungle]

I love how all these games back then made the XM the main rifle of the US soldiers in games thinking it was gonna replace it

then it didnt get adopted for the dumbest reasons

[crystal forum]

it doesnt even look like an AN-94

[storm jungle]

liberal america strikes again

[hallow plover]

The F2000

[nocturne crest]

.280 being not powerful enough, everyone must adopt 7.62, turns out 7.62 is too powerful, let's drop down to 5.56 and now we're basically going back up because body armour has gotten a lot better.

[storm jungle]

^ Liberal

[hallow plover]

Thanks Splinter Cell

[crystal forum]

which one

[solid horizon]

will never match the doohickey

[arctic talon]

XM29

lol

[hallow plover]

Or Ghost Recon with all these XM8 variants

[crystal forum]

https://preview.redd.it/this-is-the-aai-oicw-a-multiple-barrel-assault-rifle-there-v0-0693ozhhvs281.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=697b0916bb047592bfbd41cfafbc789b75c37c4b

back when the military thought starship troopers was the future

[arctic talon]

random ass dogshit body armor vs 100 degree knife

[crystal forum]

have you played brigador

i think you might like the sequel's guns

[solid horizon]

no, but I was forced to texture this thing and I hated it because I hate the design

[crystal forum]

oh

nvm then

[hallow plover]

Also do not insult me by calling me a lib please. Litterally the worst offense you could do

[arctic talon]

what was the weird ass futuristic uplink helmet that NATO and China were both trying lol

that was way too fucking heavy

[crystal forum]

i know what you're talking about and it was tried a couple of times iirc

[nocturne crest]

And then there is this.

[arctic talon]

I know the US just tried it again and it wasn't too heavy

[crystal forum]

in fact a version is being tested right now

[arctic talon]

but it was also expensive as fuck

[nocturne crest]

The soldier of tomorrow from 1967

[crystal forum]

the technology just wasnt ready

[arctic talon]

I think I've seen this guy in Arma videos

[crystal forum]

but it wasn't completely bullshit

[hollow lantern]

I think my favorite gun aesthetic in the world is when sci fi space gun still has wooden furniture tbh

The more impractical it is to get wood where the gun is the more I like it

[crystal forum]

i like when sci fi has an in universe explanation for why they cant get wood

[arctic talon]

I lofe the flatline

its such a dopey looking gun

[crystal forum]

like in underrail there's no trees so when you find an ancient sawed off shotgun you have no idea what the grip is made of

[hollow lantern]

Genuinely this would be my favorite gun in Titanfall if it didn't spray horizontally

[arctic talon]

the version in Apex has much better like

Wood looking stuff

[hollow lantern]

Yeah bro I love the space ak from Elysium

[crystal forum]

legit one of my fav guns in fiction and it's used ONCE

[arctic talon]

Tbh its such a goofy ass gimmick

I can't help but love it

[crystal forum]

air burst AK

GIVE IT TO ME

[arctic talon]

Oh also do you know the Doubletake in Titanfall 2 fires 3 shots

[hollow lantern]

Yes lol

[arctic talon]

its so fucking weird lol

[hollow lantern]

I played a fuckton of TF2 multi

[arctic talon]

ugh I miss titanfall 2

[hollow lantern]

Titan

[crystal forum]

black ops 3 has a machinegun that's burst fire

[arctic talon]

I still play it

[hollow lantern]

Genuinely the best shooter of the 10s

[arctic talon]

but I miss it having like

a fuck ton of people

[crystal forum]

which is the funniest fucking concept ever

[hollow lantern]

Not the same 7 other people in attrition lol

[arctic talon]

tbh don't tell anyone this but I prefer titanfall 1's balancing to 2's in a lot of ways

[crystal forum]

limiting your suppression weapon to burst fire to conserve ammunition

genius

[hollow lantern]

Titanfall 2 balancing is ass tbf

[arctic talon]

The lower TTK is a lot more fun to me

[hollow lantern]

Like

[arctic talon]

and I really do think burn cards could have worked

conceptually lol

[hollow lantern]

Tone+R-97

Whew

Fun

[rocky gale]

Midfall 2

[arctic talon]

mean

smh

[hollow zodiac]

Mods? Hello?

I'm calling 911, you're not getting away with this

[rocky gale]

I never even used Titans, I'd movement around and sabotage peoples Titans

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/JmfRuMYVHus?si=8mMla_XE_3et4Ajf

this video made me want to play old triple A games even less

[rocky gale]

Get Hijacked nerd

[storm jungle]

Idk what it means, all political parties are the same to me. Also liberal 🫵

[crystal forum]

guy straight up gets his computer remote accessed by playing a fucking game

like HOW

[hollow lantern]

Cod specifically has a lot of security issues

[arctic talon]

oh yeah all the old CODs

have super bad security issues

[hallow plover]

How tf is it supposed to work?
Isn't the gaz from the cartiege blowing back the bolt in the ak through the upper tube part?

[crystal forum]

how does steam even allow this

[hollow lantern]

Dw about it man

Gun go bang

[crystal forum]

this is literally worse than malware

[hollow zodiac]

Oh yeah old cods are the easiest way to get a RAT on your pc

[arctic talon]

because they don't actually give a shit lol?

why would they care

genuine question

Its not selling malware

[crystal forum]

if i played bo3 zombies am i fucked

[arctic talon]

its just selling a game with a security issue

[rocky gale]

Yea like you can't open any of the old CoD games on Steam without losing your entire PC

[nocturne crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD6GD0yVVPw

[hallow plover]

Alright, turkey's next. After the federal canadian govt and the usa.

[hollow zodiac]

As long as you're not playing with randoms

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[crystal forum]

i cant even play cold war because the game crashes instantly on windows 11 PC btw

the game wont even let me play

[hollow zodiac]

Sounds about right

[crystal forum]

the game isn't even 10 years old

like ffs

[arctic talon]

ugh I'm so sad we're prolly never getting anything in the titanfall universe again lol

especially since EA canceled the singleplayer game

back in like

[hollow zodiac]

I've been hearing remote stuff has been happening to new cod games too

[arctic talon]

2019?

[hollow zodiac]

They deadass just don't care

[arctic talon]

and then fired all the people working on it

[hollow zodiac]

Yeah, genuine bummer

[crystal forum]

i'd prefer the servers being shut down over risking my computer being hijacked like holy shit

[arctic talon]

2023

shit lol

[hollow lantern]

Tbh the only way we're getting Titanfall is from the indie scene

[arctic talon]

Tbh I feel bad for the team that wanted to do it

like, it was a mix of new Apex Legends hires and Respawn oldheads lol

and then EA just took it out back and blew its fucking head off lmao

and then fired all of them

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately none of them line up with what I want aesthetically lol

[crystal forum]

how does a game even let people remote control your computer

[arctic talon]

Beggers can't be choosers I suppose

[crystal forum]

it has to be the fucking anticheat right

[arctic talon]

It has a vulnerability inside the connection code

that allows them to get malicious code onto your PC

its nothing to do with the anticheat

[hallow plover]

Anticheat are kernel access now usually

[arctic talon]

This literally isn't the anti cheats fault

[hollow lantern]

There's that one diesel punky one with clean looking gameplay

[arctic talon]

btw

diseal knights?

yeah that one is cool

[crystal forum]

how does it have that much access

[arctic talon]

its a remote access attack

[hollow zodiac]

Iirc they plant a file using the game as a conduit so the program connects back to them.

[arctic talon]

It doesn't have much access lol

[hollow lantern]

Think so

[arctic talon]

this

its remote code execution/remote access attack

depending on the COD

[crystal forum]

so is remote access the worst they can do?

[arctic talon]

well

they can fukcing execute code on your computer

so no

LOL

[storm jungle]

cant also forget needing an online connection to play the fucking CAMPAIGN

[arctic talon]

CoD is P2P is why

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

thats the issue

and the P2P isn't very secure

[hollow lantern]

Old CoDs are straight up not advisable to play

[crystal forum]

if that happens im guessing the best course is to immediately unplug right

[hollow zodiac]

Remote access lets them function your computer from their own setup

[arctic talon]

Yes lol

kill the breaker

or unplug

either or

[hollow lantern]

I'm ngl

[arctic talon]

But not really worth it

I'd say to risk it

[hollow zodiac]

So they xould dig through your files, access anything you're already logged into

Yadda yadda

[hollow lantern]

I used to play a lot of old COD MP, most of the time you just get locked into the lobby and you can't leave

[surreal nest]

I think Dark Souls 1 had this issue a little bit ago and they went offline for a year or two to fix it

[crystal forum]

but you can see that happen live right? since you literally see what they see

[arctic talon]

well yeah

[hollow zodiac]

Yep

[arctic talon]

if they want to taunt you

lol

usually they wait a bit

[hollow zodiac]

Is scary as hell

[arctic talon]

if they're actually being malicious

Wait for you to step away

so they can steal your shit if its on your PC lol

[crystal forum]

bruh i cant even imagine what i'd feel if i saw the cursor move on its own

[arctic talon]

Fun fact

anything Peer 2 peer is vulnerable to this

COD just has shit programming to prevent it

[hollow zodiac]

Correct

[surreal nest]

The power tripping script kiddies are genuinely the worst type of people and I dont see why we shouldnt be able to peel their skin off

[crystal forum]

is there a way to stay safe

[hollow zodiac]

Give em the silent hill movie treatment

[arctic talon]

when playing the old CODs? Don't let randoms join, don't connect to random shit

[hallow plover]

Abstinence (from videogames)

[arctic talon]

if you're playing COD zombies

if you want to avoid remote code execution in general

well you gotta have permissions on shit

is the big thing lol

[crystal forum]

dumb question but isnt remote access something you can turn off completely in windows

[arctic talon]

No

[hollow zodiac]

Unfortunately with cod specifically not really

[hollow lantern]

I feel like I should repeat that you probably just shouldn't play the older cod titles online

[arctic talon]

The thing is its not using like

Windows remote access

its exploiting a tunnel made by COD

[hollow zodiac]

Cod is literally opening a door to your computer

[arctic talon]

COD needs to "talk" to the other players

^

You are opening a door to your computer when you play older COD and trusting that the other person isn't a malicious dickhead

[crystal forum]

idk i just remember somebody telling me in bo3 you're vulnerable even if you dont play mp since your game is always online

[hollow lantern]

Which is insane, it's cod

[arctic talon]

you need to just not let people join

[hollow zodiac]

Most games drill into the wall and feed a cable or whatever, but cod swings that thang open and lets all the flies in

[arctic talon]

You need to not let people join at all

[crystal forum]

and people can remote shut down your vanilla bo3 client whenever they want

[arctic talon]

they can only do RCE once COD has opened said door

[hollow zodiac]

Tbh other games have been killed/crucified for less

[arctic talon]

COD does not open the door unless someone "joins"

lol

so just keep the door shut tight

[crystal forum]

alright ok

[arctic talon]

even if its alwas online

Atl east

thats how I understand it

I would like

fucking triple check

[crystal forum]

bruh i didnt think i'd need a malware explanation about a triple A game

[arctic talon]

fun fact

[crystal forum]

activion is so ass

[arctic talon]

I got to do RCE for fun in college

[hollow zodiac]

If you're just playing zombie you should be fine as long ad the lobby is private

[arctic talon]

^this

[surreal nest]

Yeah I dont see why steam just lets this be sold without a massive disclaimer or some shit

[arctic talon]

I got good marks in a cyber security class so the prof had us all poke around

[hollow zodiac]

Cause steam likes money

[arctic talon]

prolly bcs they selll like 300 other games with similar issues

[nocturne crest]

Warthunder's newest premium vehicle

[arctic talon]

but no one is aware of them yet

[crystal forum]

nah steam is pretty on point with this stuff

[surreal nest]

But....my only morally good company...reddit told me they care....

[crystal forum]

they've removed stuff for less

[surreal nest]

Clearly

[arctic talon]

They haven't removed COD

this has been an issue for years

[hollow zodiac]

And activision would LOVE any excuse to cut steam as a middleman

[arctic talon]

This isn't a virus in the game

its just a shitily programed game

[hollow zodiac]

listening to reddit

[hollow zodiac]

The sad part

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-wall-invincible-invincible-meme-omniman-gif-17498721321987612331

[hollow zodiac]

Iirc it goes all the way back to cod 4

[crystal forum]

i played like one random online match and stopped after seeing somebody spawn infinite powerups lol

how do people even enjoy games by cheating

it's so boring

[hollow zodiac]

Because smoll peepee

[surreal nest]

Throw your pc away it will explode throw your pc away it will explode

[arctic talon]

sounds about right

[arctic talon]

No it won't, not unless that person was planning on RCE

[surreal nest]

Im just trying to save lives over here

[brave owl]

AAA

[crystal forum]

this was years ago so i think im good

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/patapon-patapon-dance-dance-dancing-patapon-ooh-yeah-gif-9856514548052438188

[surreal nest]

Youre 100% fine

[brave owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-chat-gif-11854988458409488653

[crystal forum]

computers scare me

[brave owl]

your brain is a computer

[surreal nest]

I have a weird phobia of error screens

[crystal forum]

you're giving my brain too much credit

[arctic talon]

@crystal forum does this happen in Canada?

[crystal forum]

it's more of a microcontroller

[surreal nest]

The blue screen on windows gives me an anxiety attack, the wii no disc detected freaks me out, the Playstation 2 failure to boot screen scares the fuck out of me

[crystal forum]

only in alberta

[arctic talon]

LOL

[arctic talon]

tbf

[brave owl]

man

[arctic talon]

they are meant to scare you

lol

like

[brave owl]

I miss the old PS2 screens

[arctic talon]

its supposed to go HEY ITS BROKEN

NOTICE ME

[surreal nest]

Yeah but I dont mean oh no my ps2 might not work I mean like dread

[brave owl]

Do you guys remember when they had little icons on the memory card

[surreal nest]

I have nightmares about computer viruses 💀

[brave owl]

and some games had unique icons that changed if you deleted them

[arctic talon]

I see

[brave owl]

or animated ones

[hollow lantern]

God yeah

[arctic talon]

well I'm less afraid of them after taking a course on cyber security

so you should do the same/j

[brave owl]

Like levels of detail you just don't see

[surreal nest]

I played this game so much it was burned into my TV

[crystal forum]

i try to be computer literate but like every cybersecurity crash course is like "we dont have time to go over the 100000 ways you can get fucked so just pray"

[surreal nest]

I am a paranoid schizophrenic when it comes to cyber security so I really should

[arctic talon]

Thats why its a crash course

💀

[hollow lantern]

Goated game

[arctic talon]

anyways lemme just

[brave owl]

Shadow Of The Colossus HMMMMN

fuckin jak and Daxter

[surreal nest]

Theres so many college electives I want to take just because they're fun

[arctic talon]

Use this shit made by ASU

https://pwn.college/

its fucking goated

its literally free btw

[brave owl]

FF10

[surreal nest]

The OG gta for me btw

[brave owl]

FF10 was so good

[arctic talon]

its an entire cybersecurity course for free

[surreal nest]

Are ps2s expensive nowadays i want a ps2 now

[crystal forum]

what is it

oh

[arctic talon]

Its a online cybersecurity course

with abunch of modules + videos

[surreal nest]

I would emulate but emulation is genuinely bottom of the barrel nerd activity (I dont know how to do it)

[brave owl]

https://youtu.be/jUPNARbiEpM?list=PL9JpK29rCMqJTxASszjVUIF_qM79bICHt

[surreal nest]

ITS SO PEAK

[arctic talon]

just follow the modules as you please, or don't

but it is cybersecurity yapping

[surreal nest]

As much as I love the PS2 era you would never catch me saying games used to be better

Most of these games are genuine dogshit

[crystal forum]

from what i've seen, actual cybersecurity is learning years of stuff in college only to find a job in a company where you're politely reminding people not to download random links they find

[surreal nest]

That implies that most IT people are qualified

🗣️

[crystal forum]

you dont need a degree where you live?

[brave owl]

Jak 2 was my favorite game it was unusually hard

[arctic talon]

yes

[brave owl]

That stupid ass button rhythm game

[surreal nest]

Apparently you dont for Healthcare IT work

[arctic talon]

Depends on the company I'm deadass

[brave owl]

I hateeed it

[arctic talon]

Thats fucking crazy wtf?

[hollow zodiac]

My biggest cyber security fear is knowing that if I get targeted specifically, there's nothing I can really do to keep them from breaching

[surreal nest]

Sarcasm

Healthcare IT is just notoriously bad

[hollow zodiac]

If someone really wants in, they'll get in

[crystal forum]

so many companies still think it's the 90's like ffs

[brave owl]

Hey guys i got a free flash drive off my porch

[hollow zodiac]

Dude, people in my company fall for phishing emails all the time

[brave owl]

should I put it in?

[surreal nest]

If you guys thought insurances and Healthcare were fucking obnoxious try actually having to work with them for a job I want to fucking strange people

Insurances literally go down every single day for no reason

[crystal forum]

i mean somebody could also break into your room and kill you if they really wanted to. it's kinda one of those fears that you have to live with

[hollow zodiac]

Yeah exactly

That's how I feel about it

[surreal nest]

Love that I can randomly get popped while watching YouTube at my desk because americans just love blindy shooting guns and our walls are paper

[hollow zodiac]

THAT is an actual active fear I have lmao

Esp since I live on the south

[crystal forum]

we could randomly get blasted by a distant galaxy's gamma rays and all die in seconds too

[surreal nest]

Deal

[hollow zodiac]

You had me at "we could randomly get blasted"

I got 3 more hours and want a drink

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, this game stuck with me despite not playing it in nearly 2 decades

[brave owl]

Blaster I hardly knew her

[surreal nest]

Don't worry all of our negativity will fix itself when we invade Cuba again tomorrow

[crystal forum]

actually that's the plot to a french tv series i saw once

[jade holly]

Why is making an Iron Warrior army so fucking hard for me

[surreal nest]

What the fuck is this

[crystal forum]

people on board a plane have to stay on the dark side of earth otherwise they die to gamma rays

[surreal nest]

What are you struggling with?

[jade holly]

The detachment I wanted to use apparently doesn’t really benefit the models I wanted to use

[nocturne crest]

Basically like a mario party games, but you plug these in as controllers.

[jade holly]

And frankly running 3 Defilers is fucking

BOOOOOORING

[arctic talon]

then don't

[surreal nest]

Imo I try to focus on just the most thematically fun even if its utter dogshit

[crystal forum]

i want to eat those

[surreal nest]

Nah this is a banger wtf

No wonder its rent free

[jade holly]

I was running Fellhammer too, but apparently my army wasn’t a good one for it

[brave owl]

I also really like old game system addons

[rose thorn]

Zero ideas of how to paint them

[brave owl]

Playing Astrobot was really revealing on the old and crappy hardware Playstation had LUL

[crystal forum]

did you also have a bunch of junk strapped onto your gameboy

[jade holly]

So now I’m trying to figure out which detachment needs to be the one I attach Devotees of Destruction to so I can play the army I really want

[nocturne crest]

It was that, the Eye toy or Kingdom Hearts before I got an xbox.

[surreal nest]

Tell me you've seen the mech suit game on Xbox with its controller

[arctic talon]

Hammerhal Ghyra

[surreal nest]

Like what the fuck

[arctic talon]

no bias from me

[crystal forum]

the late 90's and 2000's were the golden age of plastic junk you attach to consoles

[brave owl]

I can't say I have but thats cool as shit

[arctic talon]

isn't this for that mech game

lmao

[surreal nest]

Every dial and button and switch is a fucking control by the way

You have to hit everything

[crystal forum]

bro i'd buy that

that looks sick

[rose thorn]

these are chuardin lmao

[surreal nest]

Got 600 bucks?

[near wasp]

get a vr headset too and thats gold

[surreal nest]

Theres a guy working to open source the technology

Its just really hard

[hollow zodiac]

Oh steel battalion!!

[brave owl]

https://media.direct.playstation.com/is/image/sierialto/Access-Controller-Front-Right-Hero-1

omegalul

[crystal forum]

figured as much. i'd build my own rig myself these days

[surreal nest]

Why do we let youtubers make thumbnails like this

[crystal forum]

is it? it's pretty old school

it's just a bunch of buttons and knobs and some joysticks

[hollow zodiac]

You start every mission by flipping these five switches and turning on your mech!

Very fucking cool concept

[crystal forum]

this is unironically cooler than VR

[surreal nest]

Apparently it is

[hollow zodiac]

There's also no tutorial

[rose thorn]

hey how do you get your like web info liek passwords and stuff from a browser?

[nocturne crest]

Anyone's thoughts on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sW2VDOl68

[hollow zodiac]

So it's basically the perfect "Are you a New-Type" test

[rose thorn]

to transfer form browser to brwoser

[crystal forum]

are you talking about reverse engineering this specific thing or just sim stuff in general

[brave owl]

https://youtu.be/rzHvGGxanYY

[crystal forum]

reverse engineering archaic hardware is indeed annoying af especially if you have no documentation

[brave owl]

look at all this shit. It has a list of almost every playstation grubbly

[surreal nest]

Yeah he is trying to basically make a homemade controller for the game

So it needs to use all the old bullshit

[storm jungle]

Team Fortress 3?

[nocturne crest]

I miss stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuMYz-ZA2ZQ

[crystal forum]

oh right yeah that's painful af without all the datasheets

[nocturne crest]

Basically horror themed party game.

[surreal nest]

I would play it looks goofy

[brave owl]

Astrobot may just be a game about jerking off playstation but its really cool

[crystal forum]

that mouth contraption looks like those scam youtube livestreams

actually wait isn't there a new mike klubinka (?) game coming out

a party game thing

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4108000/Machine_Party/

Steam

Machine Party

Welcome to Machine Party. In this series of dangerous, and some would say highly illegal, party games you will have to use every trick in the book to survive. Play through classic party game formats and new twists on the genre for sessions of fun, screaming, and horror. …

Release Date

Q3 2026

this one i'm excited for

[rose thorn]

Transferring from opera to Firefox is fucking hell lol

Watch eldar tomorrow get a detachment like “striking scorpions get +1 to move and +1 to wound. Cannot use with another warmask detachment”

[arctic talon]

They already made aspect host a 3 dp one

lol

In the preview stream

So we’re prolly not getting any aspect warrior stuff

[rose thorn]

Lmao fair

Still just crashing out about the gsc detachments being mid as fuck

[arctic talon]

I mean they're 1 DP lol

they're going to be mid

None of the 1'ers showed off have been super strong

[rose thorn]

we could have gotten 1 fucking cool deatachment

"oh geez guys i cant wait to give my locus reroll 1 wound!!! boy this is gonna wokr great with my xenocreeds!!!"

[arctic talon]

Idk lol

have you seen the others

[rose thorn]

the purestrain one is the only good looking one but genuienly who owuld run taht ove rthe biosurge one

[arctic talon]

nothing is that insane

[arctic talon]

you can run it with biosurge

btw

[rose thorn]

arent they both purestrain detachmentS?

[arctic talon]

Do you know how the new detachment system works?

[solid horizon]

Chill sis, GSC are already very good

[rose thorn]

or what ever the tag was

[arctic talon]

no

we don't even know what its tagged as

And since GW didn't mention it

I think its decently safe to say it isn't

[rose thorn]

yeah we think that the biosurge is likley it because there is no other detachemnts that buff purestrains lmao

[arctic talon]

tbh

there might be another

lol

[rose thorn]

the final days one?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

I think that one might be the "purestrain" one lol

[rose thorn]

being good at the cost of being a boring datasheets only army

[arctic talon]

We don't have enough info

idk

I don't think any of the detaches shown off were like