#40k-lore-chat

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steel ingot
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lmao

urban spire
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oh i see

queen laurel
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You know hyper aggressive characters like scout from team fortress tracer

jade holly
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I’m getting more comfortable listbuilding I think

urban spire
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i understand instantly

queen laurel
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you know those types of characters that is bawling out

jade holly
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By comfortable I mean I’m getting the hang of what models do what for my armors

crystal forum
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wait but i like fast characters

winged jacinth
heady rivet
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Dude one time Hank had to ask two people to stop sexting in general

steel ingot
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general chat is like inane

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insane people live there

heady rivet
winged jacinth
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I don't leave this 4 channel block anymore lol

near wasp
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The fuck

heady rivet
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Keep em on their toes

winged jacinth
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4 channel... 4chan...

crystal forum
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all these so called channels are for the underclass of the darktide server who still play the game

near wasp
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Why do I always join chat at the weirdest time

queen laurel
steel ingot
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i was talking about how much i liked going to ustroń with my wife and some other polish dude used this as a way to tell me the most racist shit I've ever read in my life

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it was CRAZY

near wasp
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I haven't done that in like a year

queen laurel
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i would bank on the weird ass shit because it's funny

dapper gyro
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I can make it weirder if you want to.

near wasp
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I've been getting better

queen laurel
steel ingot
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Like I'm just talking about how nice the nature is in poland CHILL

queen laurel
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I forgot the details but like

steel ingot
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i just like my wife okay

queen laurel
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it was related to turkish marriage it was

winged jacinth
steel ingot
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i moved to this fuck ass country 6 months ago to live with her it's been very cool

near wasp
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Hey man as long as people aren't openly posting death threats or praising death I'm good.

crystal forum
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not on main

dapper gyro
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I will go visit poland next year.

near wasp
queen laurel
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Oh I remember now here

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Basically the guy was mad and posted multiple links on multiple channels about Turkish traditions because the guy wanted to pay for his own wedding

steel ingot
winged jacinth
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Wikipedia took down the list of wife guys which is fair but it was so funny

dapper gyro
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Also, random personal note, every polish women I met work for some government agencies...

queen laurel
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shit was fucked

near wasp
crystal forum
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what's a wife guy

steel ingot
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and a kaufland

near wasp
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Hope you don't mind

rocky gale
steel ingot
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like me

winged jacinth
steel ingot
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im a wife guy

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no it's real I'm one

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have i not qualified yet

crystal forum
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god forbid somebody feels love in this rotten society

rocky gale
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But it's usually used for internet personalities who talk about their wives all the time

winged jacinth
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The list included ben shapiro and killer mike KEKW_ogryn

urban spire
steel ingot
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LMAO WHAT

rocky gale
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No but like Wife Guys almost always cheat on their wives is the joke

steel ingot
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killer mike you fake ass chud when i get you

winged jacinth
urban spire
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someone whose wife is as dry as shapiros can not be counted as a wife guy

steel ingot
crystal forum
dapper gyro
heady rivet
rocky gale
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Like 99% of their content will be them talking about loving their wife, then they cheat on their wife

near wasp
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I've heard about Ben's wife being a doctor or something but that's about it

rocky gale
urban spire
winged jacinth
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It wasnt a real polish prime minister just tekken lore being insane

steel ingot
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OH

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i got so fucking confused

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like bro Donald tusk looks like if a blown up balloon wished to be an ugly old man

crystal forum
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wait is tekken a fighting game

dapper gyro
dapper gyro
urban spire
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but yeah one of the characters in tekken is the in universe prime minister of poland, she does polish karate which is understand to be real and not a joke?

steel ingot
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lydia sobieski iirc

urban spire
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yeah its lydia i was forgetting for the bit

steel ingot
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cause her name is a vodka brand

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so she's super stereotype

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other than her combat style

jade holly
steel ingot
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most poles just drunkenly stumble around and scream in the middle of the night

urban spire
steel ingot
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this has happened every day btw

winged jacinth
steel ingot
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every single day for 6 months

steel ingot
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im certain it's a different drunk guy every night too

jade holly
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Gets grabbed by King once

steel ingot
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i wish king would grab me

jade holly
steel ingot
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have you seen king he's HOT

urban spire
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one of the girlfriends mained king when 8 came out it was fucking brutal

near wasp
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Me and my coworkers debating on if we're watching a dead body on a camera

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Today's weird

surreal nest
steel ingot
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he's got bigger breasts than the entire female cast

heady rivet
urban spire
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i liked season 1 of tekken 8 kinda

near wasp
jade holly
urban spire
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i actually won the game

steel ingot
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you are gonna be dying manually soon

urban spire
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that's why nobody does that meme anymore

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because i won it

dapper gyro
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I'm confused and lost in the sauce.

rocky gale
heady rivet
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Same with blinking

jade holly
urban spire
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dry lips, don't lick

heady rivet
heady rivet
urban spire
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lmao

rocky gale
heady rivet
urban spire
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the apple is nothing, peep the spider

surreal nest
heady rivet
vagrant fox
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if you can see things in your mind you're a witch and should be dunked in the lake

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that's the rules

near wasp
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Damn

surreal nest
urban spire
heady rivet
vagrant fox
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I have no internal dialogue and I can't see the apple and anyone different than me is a freak

rocky gale
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You can't make voices in your head??

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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I can if I want to but I don't think with an internal voice because I'm normal

dapper gyro
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Which voices?

jade holly
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The voices in my head operate on my downfall

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we don’t get along much

urban spire
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i wish i couldn't have internal monologue or dialogue, i've had serj tankian singing in my head for the last half an hour or so and i don't particularly like his music

dapper gyro
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I'm a day dreamer.

winged jacinth
arctic talon
vagrant fox
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wrong

arctic talon
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Do people still hate it lol

queen laurel
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I'm dumb as shit

urban spire
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i think paul deserves his dumbass bullshit

solid horizon
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Posing hell

heady rivet
crystal forum
solid horizon
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FW just be givin you shit

arctic talon
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Yeah like guilty gear xrd rev 2

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Smh

urban spire
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i've only played strive

arctic talon
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Oh also the new avatar game is unhinged

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lol

winged jacinth
arctic talon
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Zuko can footdive on the ground

solid horizon
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all those parts for a thing tinier than a dreadnought btw

crystal forum
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im surprised you guys play fighting games, i took you all as inept at video games

solid horizon
arctic talon
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lol

solid horizon
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fucks nyds real hard tho

heady rivet
urban spire
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trans genners often play fighting games

arctic talon
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And then I got slaughtered

urban spire
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oh sick

arctic talon
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I got lucky as shit

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With seeding

hallow saddle
surreal nest
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Murderwing is really going to make me make unethical decisions im going to be sitting here for hours unable to choose

solid horizon
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slaughtered, blood slaughtered

heady rivet
arctic talon
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Brother there wasn’t even a body left with how badly I got my ass beat

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Thank god it wasn’t on stage

surreal nest
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Theres not nearly enough

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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They should make a 40K fighting game.

arctic talon
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It’s their natural environment/j

sacred ginkgo
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And I don't play any somehow

surreal nest
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Theres like 10 shoulder pads for 5 marines you only have enough for enough

urban spire
dapper gyro
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Here we go

heady rivet
arctic talon
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Lmao

arctic talon
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And I thought negan was weird

heady rivet
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Who remembers the Chun Li incident

arctic talon
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I do

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Chun Li naked mod moment

urban spire
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i don't respect street fighter anymore

arctic talon
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Why

urban spire
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played it

arctic talon
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LOL

jade holly
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Sad news for Destiny 2 on top of the already sad news

arctic talon
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SF6 is great

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Imo

jade holly
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Apparently a cheat client is going to be free Sitgryn

urban spire
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i don't like a single character in sf6

arctic talon
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The average Juri player is total shit

winged jacinth
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Who has time to goon while playing a fighting game anyway lol

arctic talon
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So it’s free RP for me

queen laurel
solid horizon
urban spire
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also i found out more about how the japanese fgc is about sf and it kinda rubbed me the wrong way

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that culture sucks

dapper gyro
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I wish that Akuma is still in Tekken, so we can have Yujiro vs Akuma.

arctic talon
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lol

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I play fighting games like I have a fucking bomb strapped to my chest

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You need to understand that

crystal forum
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legends say you can smell a fighting game convention before you see it

arctic talon
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Smash yes

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Tekken no

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Street fighter no

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Guilty Gear (depends)

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Mortal kombat yes

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This is data I have collected

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With my nose

urban spire
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also with evo being what it is now i don't really respect most of the fgc

urban spire
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yeah

steel ingot
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the most memory fgc qoute i can remember is something like "you dont LOOK at a blanka player, you dont SIT NEXT to a blanka player, YOU DONT SHAKE A BLANKA PLAYERS HAND"

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its always in my head

urban spire
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lmfao

solid horizon
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I main the green guy because the omnissiah whispered to me I should electrocute people

arctic talon
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I need to start thinking

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lol

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And I hate thinking

surreal nest
arctic talon
steel ingot
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i dont really respect the fgc hows that !

arctic talon
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Sure

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I don’t care tbh

urban spire
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combo breaker's cool though

winged jacinth
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Evo has really been going to shit per inside sources

surreal nest
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the largest more corporatized part of the community is the worst part of it it came free with your xbox

steel ingot
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most of the old guard big conventions like these have

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remember the last e3

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oh wait

near wasp
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Unc

arctic talon
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Anyways it would be funny if for EVO Riad they banned all the bi or gay characters in granblue fantasy versus rising

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It’s like most of the roster btw

surreal nest
steel ingot
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they wanna be seen not as the evil ass slave murder country so bad

steel ingot
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but its really streisand effecting right back at them

arctic talon
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Also 2B is in it and she’s weird

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lol

urban spire
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buying shit isn't diluting the evil slave owning country stink at all, it's just getting that stink on other things

steel ingot
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like ive learned more about their fucking atrocities in the last 4 years during their campaign to rehabilitate their image than in the last 20

arctic talon
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lol

dapper gyro
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Remember, there is a fighting game built-in in Warframe.

arctic talon
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Yeah and it’s ass

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I’m ngl

steel ingot
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there used to be pvp in warframe

urban spire
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no don't remember that

arctic talon
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Frame fighter is so ass lol

steel ingot
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and nobody talk bout that no more either

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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Imagine if they have an actual team just to make the fighting game.

urban spire
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doesn't warframe have sports in it now

dapper gyro
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Because all frames use the same move set.

vagrant fox
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I played one game of frame fighter

arctic talon
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It has Lunaro in it

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Which is like

dapper gyro
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Now? I has for years.

arctic talon
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A sport I guess lol

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Yeah that

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It’s like

urban spire
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it's like lacrosse or something right

vagrant fox
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Play lunaro and you'll get dunked on in seconds by the biggest sweats waiting to cave your skull in

arctic talon
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From 2016?

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I wanna say

urban spire
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or wait

arctic talon
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Yeah it’s kind of like lacrosse

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On meth

urban spire
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jai alai?

arctic talon
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Uhh

dapper gyro
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3v3

surreal nest
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idk if im gonna get turned into turkey chunks for saying this but i also really dislike injustice 2 it feels super choppy to play

winged jacinth
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Warframe has frame fighter AND conclave or whatever its called

arctic talon
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You have an ally with me

arctic talon
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Netherrealm just makes dogshit

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And casuals love that shit

urban spire
arctic talon
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Because they’re ass

arctic talon
surreal nest
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yeah MK is by far the worst fighting game series out there

steel ingot
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was it injustice that had the dumpster of doom

arctic talon
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The one upside netherrealm has to other fighting game companies is good single player content

arctic talon
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Also the pig

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lol

urban spire
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pig advantage

surreal nest
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i just hate how combos feel and work in mortal kombat and injustice 2

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you gotta like

steel ingot
surreal nest
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plug it in like you are dialing a number

urban spire
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netherrealm sucks shit

steel ingot
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we CANT talk about wild hogs again

arctic talon
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Netherrealm does just suck ass

urban spire
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WHYD YOU BRING EM UP THEN

arctic talon
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lol

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Dial up combos suck

steel ingot
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IT WAS FUNNY

surreal nest
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sf6 combos are so fluid and reactive to me

urban spire
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fuck you, 3 more hours wild hog conversation

steel ingot
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IT WAS MONEY ON THE TABLE

surreal nest
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like yoou can combo whatever with whatever

arctic talon
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30-50 feral hogs

dapper gyro
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Netherrealm kind got too bland with their combo set up after Mk10.

urban spire
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i was gonna go to bed but now it's hog time

vagrant fox
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I wish Denmark had wild hogs to fuck over the farmers

urban spire
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HOG TIME BABY

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ITS LIKE WOLFTIME BUT GOOD

sacred ginkgo
steel ingot
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this is how they WIN man

arctic talon
steel ingot
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we talked about wild hogs for like

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3 hours

dapper gyro
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THat including Injustice.

arctic talon
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It’s literally goreslop

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I’m ngl

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Like

rancid cove
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I'm reading some shit from the lexicanum to write into my warband and

"Dorn then confronted Curze over what he saw as this dishonourable besmirchment of the Emperor's name; the conversation came to blows, with Curze beating his brother bloody."

People expect Dorn to fight Perty even when he could barely beat Konrad Curze? HUH

surreal nest
urban spire
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mk was always goreslop

arctic talon
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MK11 is literally goreslop

steel ingot
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its sick when you hear about the treatment the devs got to put all the gore in

arctic talon
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It’s boring

steel ingot
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like im not a puritan or nothing but like the things those devs said they had to do

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it was bad

arctic talon
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It also breaks up flow too much

surreal nest
urban spire
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watching all the brutalities on youtube gets you everything you'd get out of buying a mk game

surreal nest
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goated dlc list

arctic talon
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lol

dapper gyro
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You see the same combo like 20 times in a 3 rounds match...

urban spire
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fatalities, that was the name

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but there's brutalities too?

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whatever

surreal nest
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i played like maybe 700 games total and like 95% of them were Shao Kahn

arctic talon
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I wish i was in the timeline where 2B was in strive

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lol

arctic talon
rose thorn
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Its funny how many times the MK team got actors who hate videogames nad violence to play their violent chracters in a videogame

surreal nest
urban spire
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nrg tournaments are just a paycheck for sonicfox these days anyway

arctic talon
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Brutalities are way less gorey

dapper gyro
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2B in SoulCal 6 is quite fun.

arctic talon
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Despite the name lol

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2B in granblue plays like a strive character

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lol

surreal nest
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playing omniman and just ending the entire game with this shit

arctic talon
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She feels so fucking out of place in that game mechanically

urban spire
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like happy chaos in strive

dapper gyro
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CP2077 Lucy is almost a perfect guest character for GG Strive.

steel ingot
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so odd when that lucy dlc dropped

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i was like oke !

urban spire
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happy chaos does not belong in strive he belongs in hell

dapper gyro
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Leffen abused that character to win champion several times...

steel ingot
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it shoulda been chip..

surreal nest
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whats that fighting game with the first playable rapist

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ronaldo

steel ingot
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now baki's dad

near wasp
urban spire
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oh mark of the worves

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?

steel ingot
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tekken getting its first sexual predator with yujiro if thats true

urban spire
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fatal fury

near wasp
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Yujiro is a demon

steel ingot
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cause i do NOT count hehaichi

arctic talon
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Happy chaos belongs fine in strive lol

surreal nest
steel ingot
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he was slinging that dick strictly consentual style

arctic talon
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He’s just degenerate

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Which fits

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Because guilty gear is full of degenerate play styles

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lol

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Oh also he’s Irish

urban spire
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yeah no he fits technically but he BELONGS in hell

arctic talon
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We should thank arcsys they didn’t give him magic Semtex

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For the bit

surreal nest
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doesnt guilty gear have that character who's entire gimmick is baseball and you can perform better by actually like playing baseball with grand slams and strikes and shit

urban spire
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strive has characters with semtex they are not as oppressive

rose thorn
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Who tf can take TikTok seriously saw a video of the most annoying guy ever try to explain why you have to shower after every time you use the bathroom

arctic talon
surreal nest
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same thing, next

urban spire
steel ingot
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the balls guy

arctic talon
steel ingot
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venom ?

arctic talon
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lol

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Yeah venom

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He’s also gay as fuck

urban spire
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venom rules

arctic talon
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Been gay since the 90’s

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lol

urban spire
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he is just a gay man

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straight up

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because guilty gear has always been about that

arctic talon
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He wants Zato so badly

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lol

surreal nest
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has anybody done a fighting game character where you gotta play them like a rhythm game like Hi Fi Rush

urban spire
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him, zato and milia have a weird fuckin thing, right

arctic talon
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Yes

arctic talon
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Zato was in love with Milia, she didn’t love him back

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Venom was in love with Zato but hated milia

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They got over their hatred for each other later lol

urban spire
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fair, i do too

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i don't like that moon shit she does it's gross

surreal nest
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i think?

urban spire
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the peem rhythm + other thing game right now is dead as disco

surreal nest
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none of these games compare to patapon unfortunately!

steel ingot
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remember thinking that i could hang playing sifu cause i understood timing and stuff well

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got washed on the second level i was SO BAD

urban spire
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patapon fuckin rules

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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i got so skill issued man

surreal nest
steel ingot
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i was like 70 years old in the CLUB

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someone just shoot this old man please stop fist fighting him

steel ingot
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i love you patapon

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most french game i ever played

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is it actually french

vagrant fox
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I wanted to like Sifu but I could not play that with a mouse and keyboard

urban spire
steel ingot
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its very french in spirit

surreal nest
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you tried to play sifu with a mouse and keyboard?

vagrant fox
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yea

steel ingot
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real yakuza use a mouse and keyboard

vagrant fox
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Kinda doesn't work

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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I did all the Dookie Souls and Elden Ring with mkb I figured it couldn't be that bad

urban spire
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very french name, japan studio

vagrant fox
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it's called being cool

urban spire
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seriously though if you like rhythm stuff play dead as disco

surreal nest
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it just makes me wanna play batman arkham

solid horizon
steel ingot
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there's this guy i follow who just draws patapon

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all he does

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draws him over memes

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draws patapon in cute pictures

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draws patapon in pretty places

urban spire
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i hope ratatan manages to pull it off

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cause i love those character designs

sacred ginkgo
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The ratatan demo was neat

urban spire
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it's in early access rn but it's not ideal

steel ingot
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also back on tekken

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glad bob is back

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my fat champion

urban spire
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don't love bob

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don't like that strive is the only fighting game with a fat character whose being fat isn't a punchline

storm jungle
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Rata-tat-tat-just-like-that

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🗣️

steel ingot
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i love bob cause he rocks and dresses like a family guy character

thick cedar
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How would the dark age of tech at its peak compare to the current setting

storm jungle
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Also one of the most unique characters ever where for once they do a fat guy justice

storm jungle
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dark age humans just fucked off to their own corners of space and did what they wanted

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it was like science conclaves under a loose federation essentially

urban spire
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just fucked off and built the fenris system

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as some kinda art project?

storm jungle
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Yeah just because they could lol

arctic talon
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One of those 2

storm jungle
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During this age, Humanity's mastery and belief in science allowed it to experiment widely with genetic engineering, modifying their species' genome to ever greater degrees and leading to creations such as armies of tailored gene-troopers. Scientist-kings and techno-demagogues would wage wars that consumed entire star systems. Bloody uprising of genetically-altered humans would erupt within populations, many altered to a state beyond recognition and sanity.[2b]

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Its also a lot more divergent than most fans believe

urban spire
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i thought it was the one-two punch of men of iron + fall of the eldar

storm jungle
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I mean read the rest of the page and you'll see lol

storm jungle
urban spire
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i can't read

storm jungle
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you just did

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anyway

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people still actively warred with each other

urban spire
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you can't prove it

storm jungle
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Stellar empires would rise and fall during these times. The Human race splintered and reformed time and again into warring or competing power blocs and planetary empires. While there is evidence that many wars and conflicts occurred, none seemed to threaten the destablisation of Human space as a whole.[2b]

vagrant fox
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me when i lie

storm jungle
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^ republican

vagrant fox
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Part of me wants to know more about the DAoT but GW shouldn't do that

storm jungle
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Tbh there isnt much to know

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like, even in general strokes we basically know everything

vagrant fox
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nuh uh

storm jungle
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yuh uh

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you are also fired

urban spire
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the coolest way to find out about daot is by finding some weird fuckass relic that does something fucked up

glossy sonnet
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They should make a 120 book series I think

storm jungle
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We could

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but no space marines

vagrant fox
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I'd like to know vague powerblocs and polity names and their cultures but don't do that

storm jungle
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so instant non-money maker

glossy sonnet
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Obviously, theres DAoT guys that look and act exactly like space marines, that were inspiration for the space marines to come

storm jungle
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LMAO

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You joke but they'd absolutely do this

vagrant fox
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There was that one thingy that had normal human sized power armour and bolters and GW would expand that and ruin it

urban spire
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daot should not have one single bolter

storm jungle
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Yea we already know boltes pre-date the emperor so thats all we need

urban spire
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not a one

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age of strife weapon

glossy sonnet
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B-but my bolter porn!!

storm jungle
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best i can do is blackhole porn

urban spire
#

weird rayguns and crystals only for daot

heady rivet
hollow zodiac
vagrant fox
#

I guess they makse sense for blowing a tribal orks head smoove off

rancid cove
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

as ever hes a liar

#

Humanity possessed Bolter technology long before the formation of the Imperium, and STC's of such designs were covered during the Great Crusade.[111] The Emperor of Mankind possessed "one of the very first boltguns; a progenitor of its kind - not a relic of the Dark Age of Technology but an invention of the Emperor's design."[38]

38: Master of Mankind (Novel), Chapter Six

vagrant fox
hollow zodiac
#

I'm somehow not surprised

storm jungle
#

same with dreadnaughts etc

hollow zodiac
#

I should read master of Mankind

storm jungle
#

very good book

dapper gyro
#

In fact, bolter used by the thunder warrior has smaller calibre, yet as powerful as the SM ones.

vagrant fox
#

it's a'ight

storm jungle
#

also the emperor wallowing

storm jungle
dapper gyro
#

But much "bigger calibre means stronger" from the fanbase bs.

glossy sonnet
#

we still dont know what happened to Ra do we

hollow zodiac
#

You'd have to do a lot to make me feel sorry for Big E lmao

vagrant fox
#

If the Emperor was a half decent character I'd like it a lot more, the pityparty doesn't bother me much

storm jungle
#

he just ran

hollow zodiac
#

and I mean going back enochs

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

and then the sword ended up in some Inq fortress

storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
#

you can support the emperor's ideals before uh

sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
#

space marines crash your planet

sacred ginkgo
#

Huh

storm jungle
#

and murder everyone

vagrant fox
#

his only crime... too much ambition 😔

urban spire
#

sometimes i think people are too mean to pusher

#

at those times, i am wrong

storm jungle
hollow zodiac
storm jungle
hollow zodiac
#

at least demons can't help being what they are

#

I'm a firm believer that the two lost primarchs were not fascists which is why they're outright erased

storm jungle
#

Same

hollow zodiac
#

At the very least Horus was on board for a while

vagrant fox
#

It was actually me deleting them because I'm sick of primarchs

storm jungle
#

my favorite theory is one allied or built an empire with aliens and they wiped him out for it

storm jungle
#

Yeah because Big E's ideal of "all aliens must die" has always been pretty stupid. Just kill the evil ones you moron lol

urban spire
#

i thought e was kinda cool with aliens

hollow zodiac
#

Either that or "I would rather die than follow your ideals" type shit

storm jungle
hollow zodiac
urban spire
#

not 30k slop no

hollow zodiac
#

The Emperor is a fedora tipping stereotype

dapper gyro
urban spire
#

look all i know is he kinda worked with the eldar on that webway gate

storm jungle
heady rivet
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

I think somewhere it says Eldrad and the Emps were pals of a sort
Then the emps decided to kill every alien, as you do

hollow zodiac
#

Is that the shitty short story where he gets in the reddit atheism argument with a priest?

storm jungle
#

Yea his excuse was using the evil aliens that preyed on humanity as the excuse to wipe them all out along with humans that resisted the Imperium

urban spire
#

whatever none of that shit makes any sense and they were wrong to expand on it

storm jungle
#

also the author said the Emperor's viewpoint was suppose to be correct

hollow zodiac
#

bruh

storm jungle
#

its SO bad

#

he literally just harasses this poor old innocent priest

spare osprey
#

Going through it all, The Emperor makes me look like a God dang genius in comparison.

dapper gyro
#

People praised "The last Church".

urban spire
#

they should send that author to the GW trash compactor for naughty employees

dapper gyro
#

I think that it is dumb.

storm jungle
#

"I"

#

a lot of people do

dapper gyro
#

Both characters are dumb.

storm jungle
#

its a great concept thats butchered by bad writing

#

also i disagree

#

Uriah is a neat character

#

hes just a devout priest, he does nothing wrong

vagrant fox
hollow zodiac
#

I think that kind of kneejerk atheism of the time works in the imperium's favor

dapper gyro
hollow zodiac
#

mostly cause we know now that spirituality is really core to the human condition

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

like im an atheist and even I know people NEED something to worship

#

its a coping mechanism to look upon a higher power for guidance

vagrant fox
#

Man Graham McNeills 30k work is all garbage but he has some banger 40k works
It's the most simple evidence I can muster against 30k

hollow zodiac
#

It's hard for me to be a pure athiest. Obvs cause of my upbringing but that's kind of the point

#

Lorgar is like, right there

storm jungle
#

yeah basically just dont shit on other people for having faith

#

Big E's argument is so bad

#

"Um religion bad because crusade"

#

mfer literally EVERYONE has killed millions under some creed

#

whether its religion or government lmao

dapper gyro
#

Brother summon fire and thunder from the warps...

hollow zodiac
#

Doesn't the Horus Rising trilogy begin with one of his lieutenants giving the "religions is dumb, actually" speech to a planet?

storm jungle
#

Yes lmao

dapper gyro
#

Yeah, it is not magic, you shouldn't be superstitious.

storm jungle
#

tho there it works beause the ignorance IS the joke

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
#

I downloaded them recently I'm excited for them

hollow zodiac
sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
#

Yeah atheism should be more "Cool. Im just not interested."

#

lmao

hollow zodiac
#

Not even that, our brains seek capital P Purpose

#

not everyone but a lot do

#

taking that away from them always backfires

storm jungle
#

40k also just does not really handle the subject of Faith well

sacred ginkgo
hollow zodiac
#

Literally always

storm jungle
#

meanwhile Chad Sigmar

vagrant fox
#

chud sigmar

storm jungle
#

^ nagash loyalist

dapper gyro
#

Kill

vagrant fox
#

irrelevant

#

Nagash rules all

hollow zodiac
storm jungle
#

bro has a BONER to pick with us

hollow zodiac
#

in recent years they've done a good job at leaning into the satire of the subject

#

But early on they tried to play it off cool and it didn't work lmao

storm jungle
#

Yea it just loses a bit of relevance when its like "erm worshipping mega-hitler actually DOES offer salvation"

crystal forum
#

slop media

storm jungle
#

at least when people worship Sigmar its cool because hes actually a good god

hollow zodiac
#

I do like that the Imperium is kinda "correct" in a few ways because it also means everytime it backfires it's their own fault

storm jungle
#

literally a barbarian himbo whos only creed is protecting the innocent/fighting evil etc

hollow zodiac
#

Cause since Chaos is basically a Cognito Hazard I understand why the Ordo Maleus operates the way it does

storm jungle
#

Yea 40k kinda sucks for that

#

they're stuck in a limbo

hollow zodiac
#

But them being oppressive fuckwits causes their own downfall

vagrant fox
#

Sigmar really fucks off for 2500 years and lets AoS do a British Museum all over my beloved Warhammer Fantasy, I hate him

hollow zodiac
#

It's nice, come around full circle

dapper gyro
#

Sturm cast is cooler in melee than Custards.

#

I really want some of those big guns in 40K to use guns more.

hollow zodiac
#

I have a very love/hate relationship with custodes

dapper gyro
#

Same here

hollow zodiac
#

On one hand, they're really cool cause Space Marines++

vagrant fox
#

speaking of music way earlier everyone should listen to the scarlet pimpernel musical

hollow zodiac
#

on the other, Fucking Automotons

vagrant fox
#

'Stodes are way cool they maybe just shouldn't be an army but I don't care about that

arctic talon
#

Sugmar dick chaos

hollow zodiac
#

gottem

spare osprey
#

Are Custodes, like, an affordable faction to play?
My coffers are not deep enough for this!

languid meadow
#

they're the cheapest army to collect yea

#

on the account of less models

hollow zodiac
#

High point value with low model count, iirc?

languid meadow
#

not actual prices

hollow zodiac
#

yee

spare osprey
#

Bueno.
I have, like, four bottles of gold paint. So I should be goodz.

languid meadow
#

been trying to find what ship this is

#

but every mechanicus ship on the lex doesn't really match

#

at first I thought a cruiser but nay

spare osprey
vagrant fox
languid meadow
#

it could be that's what I thought at first

#

it mostly fits besides the dorsal parts

storm jungle
#

its the angle

#

its an exact match

lament shoal
#

Does anywhere know where Hive Mortis is on the necromunda map?

vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

40k ships are 90% greebles

languid meadow
#

it matches the 2nd picture for the sides and stuff but the in game one is missing the top turret and spiky spine

vagrant fox
#

i'm gonna greeble you

crystal forum
#

structural greebles

languid meadow
#

i just assume it's whateva

crystal forum
#

load bearing greebles

vagrant fox
#

Artists are deeply unserious people who don't know how anything works it just needs to look cool

languid meadow
#

mechanicus ships are pretty cool I like how they look like hammers/wrenches

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

when did i say it wasnt cool

arctic talon
#

unrelated

languid meadow
#

just wish they were better in BFG2

vagrant fox
#

too slow when you're needed

storm jungle
#

beat his ass

crystal forum
storm jungle
heady rivet
languid meadow
#

is that an ocean of Sulphur

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

i cant be the only one

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

FUCK

vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

idk why my brain jumped genestealers

#

i guess its because of the book im reading

#

lol

languid meadow
#

Maggie is in your brain

heady rivet
crystal forum
storm jungle
#

its Abnett

#

also "you read", mfer you read it first

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

stop downvoting me! reddit will ban me

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

Gsc mention

languid meadow
crystal forum
languid meadow
#

say their name and the bug comes crawling out of the wood pile

heady rivet
lament shoal
# heady rivet

Ah so the map in the core book is only the left side. Explains why I couldn’t find it

#

Ty!

dapper gyro
#

What a nice Sten gun you have there.

hollow zodiac
storm jungle
crystal forum
#

armageddon beaches are better

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

the sulfuric acid is good for the skin

storm jungle
#

the Moler guy is literally jay

#

(aka dimwit)

lament shoal
heady rivet
storm jungle
#

you know its true jay

#

your downvote wont stop me

crystal forum
#

why does my brain always want me to give up on projects like right before i finish them

#

this shit needs to be studied

lament shoal
heady rivet
storm jungle
storm jungle
crystal forum
#

which writer started the whole kark thing anyways

#

i hate them

storm jungle
#

its better than "feth"

heady rivet
storm jungle
glossy sonnet
#

People will say karking is less jarring than fucking to your face and mean it

crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

probably dorkass abnett

rocky gale
#

Frak your fething karkers

lament shoal
storm jungle
#

its the exact same word lol

crystal forum
#

yeah and it sucks

storm jungle
#

no it doesnt

crystal forum
#

i want hell not hel

storm jungle
#

dumbass furry

crystal forum
#

woman

storm jungle
#

killing you

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

reporting you to mossad

hollow zodiac
storm jungle
#

"Hm what can I use as a stand-in for fuck? I already used Frak."

#

"OH I KNOW. Fhrak."

#

fucking dumbass

languid meadow
#

frak and kark sounds like something I'd say as a 13 year old to not get in trouble

#

loathe

crystal forum
dapper gyro
#

It's pretty much the reason.

hollow zodiac
languid meadow
#

rips you in half

hollow zodiac
#

My dad used to watch Battlestar Galactica religiously

dapper gyro
#

Freaking hell

hollow zodiac
#

I thought I was the smartest kid in school cause of that lmao

crystal forum
#

we'd just swear in english because it sounded less bad than the main language

spare osprey
#

Mine was flippin'.
-# I am Hispanic-American.

crystal forum
#

wrong gif?

storm jungle
#

no its accurate

crystal forum
#

apologize now

storm jungle
#

never

#

may CGI punisher haunt your dreams

spare osprey
#

Never expect Dilara to apologize.
For she is a master in kung-fu treachery.

spare osprey
#

Need to watch the animated show.
It looks incredible.

storm jungle
#

it actually is

#

its just Boondocks but with Black Dynamite

#

WAOT

#

HOLD UP

dapper gyro
#

Black Dynamite is good.

crystal forum
#

this is the image on the wikipedia page for greebles

#

guess wheres it's from

heady rivet
dapper gyro
#

Mr Roger in that animated show is crazy.

spare osprey
vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

WHEN

#

I didnt see

crystal forum
#

wait new hunter parenting video?

dapper gyro
#

Disgraceful mod.

vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

ok make sure to laugh at her

spare osprey
#

I can't sit down and enjoy it because I'm at work.

#

What a bullshit.

vagrant fox
#

I can because I'm getting cozy in bed

storm jungle
#

its fine its live rn

#

can watch it later

vagrant fox
#

Don't lie it's gone soon

crystal forum
#

let's check live chat

lament shoal
#

GOOD LORD 😭

#

every escher depicted in this book is a baddie wtf

languid meadow
#

watching it NOAW

storm jungle
#

HUNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

storm jungle
#

insidious escher backshots

spare osprey
#

Abandoning my rice, I gotta watch at least a LITTLE bit before lunch is over.

crystal forum
#

not the rice

storm jungle
#

also lmao Kryptman

hollow zodiac
#

my fuckin lungs hurt

storm jungle
#

it wasnt THAT funny

lament shoal
#

Why does yt never notify me 😭

storm jungle
#

HUNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

languid meadow
#

I HAVE AN OPINION SO SHUT YER MOUTHS !

storm jungle
#

🗣️

hollow zodiac
storm jungle
#

damn, rip

crystal forum
#

turkish people cant drink

#

this is a known fact

storm jungle
#

femboy ^

hollow zodiac
#

wym "rip" I'm having a gay ol' time

lament shoal
#

Better than drinking

storm jungle
#

we literally have cats in our office its true

hollow zodiac
#

waddahell that's sick

#

I want cats near my work

crystal forum
#

i wouldnt be able to work

#

when i see cat i must pet

lament shoal
dapper gyro
#

After my job next year, I think that I will get a cat.

vagrant fox
crystal forum
lament shoal
#

This made me snort lmfao

hollow zodiac
#

My favorite thing about 40k is that any faction that isn't outright self serving is always talked about as if they were worse than Tyranids lol

spare osprey
#

That's all I can do. Back to work.
God, please grant eternal life to Door.

surreal nest
#

This pose looks so goofy to me

heady rivet
sacred ginkgo
#

I think we all understood that to be the intention

lament shoal
#

Both options are good

sacred ginkgo
#

(one is better)

rose thorn
#

People on twitter nostalgia posting about the old defiler jesu Christ

hollow zodiac
#

I'm curious, what did the old ones look like?

languid meadow
#

penar claw

rose thorn
hollow zodiac
#

Oh that's uh

#

a bit goofy lookin

#

I wouldn't say.... bad'

#

per se

#

wait they had no base?

rose thorn
#

Thsi was being sold along side Abaddon

#

Yeah

hollow zodiac
#

hrm

rose thorn
#

GW is now putting all the new stuff on bases for the sake of not making the game fucking he’ll

hollow zodiac
#

I can at least appreciate that much

rose thorn
#

“It reached because trh 6 inch rod I added to my defiler is pointed at your guys

#

One day we will have vehicles on bases and the word will truly be just

hollow zodiac
#

I've wondered that ngl, as someone who got into the tabletop recently

rose thorn
#

Nice what army

#

There is only 2 wrong answers, maybe 3

#

Is drukhari on do not buy?

#

I don’t remember

hollow zodiac
#

Emperor's Children!

#

Though, I plan to get the new starter set soon and I want to make Iron Hands, but their paint scheme is a bit boring

#

and I'm thinking of making a custom chapter for shits

#

Though I already have fulgrim, and if I get Lucius I'll have enough for 1000 points games so that's my next short term goal!

near wasp
#

@storm jungle hey you watchin or watched the new htp audiodrama

storm jungle
#

Yep started 10m ago

near wasp
#

hhehehe

#

me too

storm jungle
#

god its good

#

even just 1h of Hunter content is 🙏

spare osprey
#

-# Why is lé Burger woman here?

#

I don't want to do job.
I want to listen to Big D YELL AT PEOPLE.

vagrant fox
#

swedes

near wasp
#

oh no boys watching british tv, hes doomed

rose thorn
rose thorn
#

Uhhh

#

Who’s the new iron hands guy?

#

Was it @near wasp ?

near wasp
#

nope

hollow zodiac
#

But I'm also excited to paint my degenerate traitors

rose thorn
hollow zodiac
#

I have a friend that's a lifelong tabletop enjoyer and he's gonna help me with fulgrum specifically to teach me some stuff

rose thorn
#

There’s someone here who reads the ironahnds lore

near wasp
#

it might be the guy who loves andriods

hollow zodiac
#

I do like my dysphoric bois

rose thorn
#

OH YEAHHH

#

Completely forgot his name

#

@solid horizon how’s the other iron hands clans looking colorscheme wise, I’m pretty sure they had different colors

hollow zodiac
#

Though I'm very partial to making them Deathwatch

#

cause I'm a fickle bitch and the idea of spreading the love chapter wise sounds kinda fun

arctic talon
#

The clans color schemes

rose thorn
#

Damn

arctic talon
#

It’s black, silver and white for all of em

hollow zodiac
#

Sadge

arctic talon
#

Could do a successor

vagrant fox
#

Just different symbols innit

arctic talon
#

Red talons have a fun scheme

arctic talon
hollow zodiac
#

Oh wow the people who are known for literally having no personality don't express themselves much, what a shock

vagrant fox
#

They're consistently assholes

hollow zodiac
#

I find that very funny

#

That even amongst Space Marines, they're dicks

arctic talon
#

Their personalities are all being a dick

#

They do express themselves

hollow zodiac
#

LMAO YEAH

arctic talon
#

But like

vagrant fox
#

They're huge dicks

arctic talon
#

It’s mostly personal heraldry

#

lol

#

But their personality can boil down to generally: cruel, calculating, dickheads

rose thorn
hollow zodiac
#

I lowkey wanna go for the maroon/silver color scheme but like, Word Bearers

rose thorn
#

Oh yeah make your own chapter

#

Lmao

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

Logical critique

arctic talon
#

Red talons are like

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Aggressively red

arctic talon
hollow zodiac
#

aggressively red

arctic talon
#

Wait no

#

Fuck

#

💀

#

Goddamjt

#

It’s black vipers

rose thorn
#

AHAHAHAHAHA

hollow zodiac
#

Y'all don't know this, but burdundy/maroon range is my favorite shade

arctic talon
#

Oh wait

hollow zodiac
#

and I'm a sucker for anything in red

#

so

arctic talon
#

Knights of Byzantium

#

For IH successors