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it's because of the 40k crossover, death to arrowhead
Bad update + bad community response
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oh the modern gaming special
it has several mini factors as to how it spiraled
Im not though, Im thinking about Fandoms as a whole, not just helldivers.
Death
Arrowhead leaked that itās a Krieg warbond didnāt they
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dilara are you also someone who writes a review for arrowhead every time they update
The witch finder has found us a witch
yeah you
God, please hear me... smite this HARLOT DOWN INTO THE GROUND FOR YOUR GREATEST CLOWN!!!
HAHJASAHAHAH
hunrh
okay thats pretty fucked
thats a headscratcher
I have never written a review for any game in my life ,even ones I enjoy lol
that is a powerful outlook i have respect for that
You can get them with super credits
Nah Iām a warlock. I didnāt earn my magic I signed a contract with this funny fat plagueridden dude who told me Iām perfect just the way I am and itās everyone else who needs to change
^ witch
oh yeah i watched devil man cry baby the other day
Oh, how was that?
i really really liked it, i might watch the orginal
Hell yeah
the original devilman basically created every single trope in every modern dark fantasy animation
also it didnt help that the ex-CEO pilested tried to do a Reddit AMA on one of the most critical subreddits for the game r/HelldiverUnfiltered
and uh
he answered 4 questions only
and gave the most vague answers
so it was fun seeing all of it in its rawest form
swedish people not fuck up their games challenge level IMPOSSIBLE
they're swedish right
Yes
Yep
i dont even blame him that subreddit legitimately thinks they are being held hostage by arrowhead
okay then yeah
idk why he even opened it
Overkill, Arrowhead, Fatshark
The trinity of uhhh i dunno sweden?
mojang
Then dont fucking make a thread?
i think the best part of devilman crybaby is when he blew that grandma up
lol
also Dice
tf did mojang do
erm
not fire notch fast enough
Oh yeah, fuckin' Luci I forgot his human name is VERY gay
also ALL the questions peopled asked were respectful to Pilested as he requested at first
then he didnt properly answer any of them
ryo
Idk people just love to hate mojang on current minecraft with all updates that does not add the cock and balls biome
Ah yes Ryo
there is liek 2 top tier gay ships
your mind is too small then
i think the pacing got REALLY BAD but htats becuase its like 3 movies and 40 epsiodes
as respectful as the alt right subreddit can get
chud diver
i said top tier
Pilested is a twat
STILL TOO SMALL
The only other gay I recall is that one guy that Devilman helped, then he betrays him straight up for the winning side
my big brain sees gem yaoi in the cracks of every media i enjoy
cant i hate both entities right now
too bad, die
the ending?????????? also the mykis
Ngl i returned to do a playthrough on MC with my friend for a few weeks and it was great to just simply play the game and have fun.
literally annoucned her love for the other
the MC fandom is actually filled with psychos
just never satisfied with anything
lmaao
cant wait for Mojang to one day hit the Destiny 2 end announcement
true
yeah and even the updates it DOES get are neat and harmless
i like digging and mining stuff
No, theres a guy who's a runner and he had a BF and doing gay seccs and all that, who also had difficulties keeping his devil possession in check
OH YEAH
why is darktide still borderline mostly negative now I feel like the game is in a great spot
on screen gay sex
Yerp
Gamers + Expedition
al the raves also have alot of gay sex
expedition wasnt even that bad
its SO FUNNY YOU CAN SEE THE NETFLIX CENSORSHIP IN ACTION
i dont get how you can have 400+ hours in a game and press the do not recommend button tbh
but then again i really like stuff that isnt that great so
pickpocket nerf
shit so funny because the game already has so much but i think it needed the most is just QoL and some fun additions that does not relate to progression
"boobs and pussy is allowed but under all circumstances NO COCKS AND BALLS!!"
IF YOU WRITE A BAD REVIEW FOR THAT GET A FUCKING JOB
What a weird thing to censor LET THE BALLS AND COCK HANG
LET IT OUT!!
"1 GAY SEX PER SHOW"\
dont worry folks, FS is "nerfing" scum to give room for skitarii to become the next OP class
lowkey did see a couple angry gamers⢠in the steam discussions when it happened lol
well thats steam discussions
is hive scum even op
thats the 9th layer of hell bro
still is strong
to be fair its a coop game
but they overbuff him because people suck ass as scum on first months
they are strong when played well but not op i think
i still hate they removed the rampage exhaustion
i think scum is fine !
i havent played darktide in a while whoops
Ruffian feels legit invincible in comparison to the other variants of the class
tell me when they drop the GSC update
why call him a glasscannon when he does not get any drawbacks
I mean he does
i think hive scum is a stupid fucking name still
i mean its hwat they are
So we never hear from you again, damn rip
lmao
thats literally in the lore
isnt that the point thats the melee/tankier one
pictured one hive scum
NOT 1
big ogryn !
its called CLASS ARBITIES
Yes, but I dunno, shouldn't be relatively tankier rather than straight up competing with other ACTUAL tanky classes?
ADEPTUS ARBTIEIS IS THE BRANCH OF THE IMPERIUM
LMAOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAA
salvations edge was some shit bro
The original D2 clip is so good
Thats true
people were fucking having prison experiment ass reactions to day 1 salvations edge
cool coat
Salvation's Edging
you know it's bad when dilara posts a deadlock meme

hey i posted one before
Me when a marine fan tells me they need more models
The night before GSC detachments
Since Mags was talking about anime, I just finished Turn A Gundam last night
Fantastic show, had some issues, but still very good
Im a sucker for shows that do the whole "Technology so advanced it becomes magic/myth or legend" schtick and it does it pretty well
Also Yoko Kanno's score is SO nice
its great stuff
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add it to the list dilara
still sorta in shambles over the howling griffons thing over mine
im like reworking the scheme but man
based or cringe?
lmfao i remember that
ALWAYS google to doublecheck
yeah you can also make the joke that they get mistaken for Howling Griffons sometimes as a part of their lore lmao
which is pretty realistic

like lmao
and that isnt doing other chapters who got like ONE major color scheme
sonf of medusa mentioned š£ļø š£ļø š£ļø
Do you think the imperium removes evidence of their failures when they retake a planet?
I ask, because the Russians drone striked and destroyed the Chernobyl museum yesterday.
probably
they probably would
but thered also be some record buried in an administratum archive somewhere
unless its space marines then they're like OUR GREAT FAILURE GUYS PLEASE DONT LOOK AT IT RIGHT HERE
that gets rediscovered by chance 1000 years later
our great horribel failure we well documented
Yes, constantly. Coverups are their bread and butter
happened to my buddy rogue trader the crpg
watching this im glad
i already thought of these things during the creative process
like wrow im so smart thank u ian for confirming this for me
i still think the best bolt of inspiration i had for them was like
ah yes i should give them a wacky gene flaw
they're fucking suicidal like apothecaries and chaplains have to make sure they dont have access to weapons on the ship just in case
i took note from the excoriators i think it was who have this flaw called dorns guilt
and i just thought how could i make that more interesting
The best way to make chapters imo is to just read official material and also do your own twist on it yea, its what I did with my own first Chapter the Aurum Sons too
i mean i told the story before
they started as a paint scheme in space marine 1 when i was younger
plus ive always liked the idea of gene flaws
I think this is good advice esp in terms on how you want your chapter to operate. It can do a lot of heavy lifting in terms of "fillin in blanks"
Yea exactly i have like 4 Chapters and i always try to kinda keep them "realistic" in-universe instead of doing anything wild.
Ian raises a great point saying "please dont make your Chapter have superpowers or be all psykers or blanks"
lol
no i love makin em fucked up
The very first custom chapter I tried to make in HS turned out to just be grey knights lol
the grey knights FEEL like a mary sue chapter
Except for the fact that they're jobbers
the best part
yamcha ass chapter
What's that campaign they lost to the space wolves? "The months of shame"?
They are a special case
making your Chapter like them is an instant nuking order
like on the subject of gene flaws i made a successor of blood angels from the oh my god gasp cursed founding, where in an attempt to eliminate the thirst they instead caused a bunch of the other vampire flaws to show up
the main one being they are more photosensitive than night lords now
in my chapter all would have 3 hands
I like that
and also they still enjoy a sip despite it not being a major problem
I did something similar with the idea of a renegade chapter that took damage from "holy artifacts"
So they couldn't wear the aquila or nothin
oops all techmarines
in my chapter everyone would chill and smoke hlo
i dont remember
maybe in russian traslations iho was translated as hlo
maybe im super wrong
I'm debating if I wanna flush out a custom chapter for the armageddon box or just stick with iron hands
wtf is Lho sticks
a word you cant say in this server
Cigarettes
starts with an f
Its just the 40k term for them
british people LOVE saying it
I love the dumb words they have for stuff
recaf makes me giggle
Now I want recaf to be mentioned in Darktide by Morrow
With Dukane breathing down his neck I'm sure he drinks like 10 cups a day
I wanna try that one booze they drink all the time, I forget it's name
but I wanna try it
something-sec
amesec
YEAH
i hear they make some amesec from promethium out in the calixis
Is amasec beer or liquor
yes
"Hadron! The recaf machine ain't working again! Did you or Kayex mess with it? Dukane's breathing down my neck 'bout it."
That sounds less good for you than usual
i think based on how it's described its more often liquor
but i think like promethium its a catch all
i think
I'm 99% sure that shit is literally the gasoline for the imperium
So uh
Gasoline based drink?
Yummers
it's usually considered as "anything proficiently flammable"
That's how you know it fucks you up good
so who really knows what its made of
Some space marines drink it in something or another I don't care much about
Ork drink promethium to celebrate tank kills
Nope
makes it burn good otw down
I guess some of it might, it's sort of a catch all for a lot of combustible fuels
also fun fact about this statement
but not that i can recall atm
you all fell for misinformation
this is a rumor someone says in the rogue trader crpg
I knew it wasn't true lol
I didn't read it āļø š¤
Also fun fact, Promethium is an actual element with little to nothing to do with fire.
Im going to believe everything I see in here without research
you gave me a durag pass
You'd be better informed than the average shorts enjoyer
Now you mention. I haven't watched a short in a while
Fun fact, the US military has specific stock number for military issue durag.
I'll give you the white boy pass. It lets you get all the spices removed from a food order
I only found out when I saw military issue durag at a military surplus.
missus can't stop me now
I already think I gave Missus the c-word pass last new years also

i thought promethium was literally just whatever material that can be gathered and turned into fuel
is it not a catch all term
It is the catch all for the refined products. Before that, it is whatever the writers say.
Actually, both of it are whatever the writers want them to be.
i see
If it burns and you can drink it its amasec and if it burns but you cant drink it its promethium 
I know it's moreso for practicality cause 40k is such a huge setting physically, but it's also telling that even the Imperium's usage of language is more result oriented
"We don't care what it's made of, only what we can make out of it"
If it burns and you shouldnāt drink it, itās second best
Recaf is some kind of "leaves" but its implied to have "recycled" caffeine 
I still havent understand why do they have to call it so.
its a sci-fi thing
its to kinda imply some thing sfrom our age dont exist anymore
like how "plastic" is "plastek"
or "light" is "lumen"
Real coffee exists its just a major luxury
Recaf is called that because they ||readd the caffeine from guardsman urine||
Yeah, it really nails in that anything good you can think about in our existence kind of doesn't exist in 40k especially
Plastek is bakalite
Except for the ultra privaleged that deserve to get beaten with hammers
Some of the names are just scifi shit, amasec they'd have a new drink name for every planet otherwise
The bucket terms are mostly writer practicality i think
Lumen is an actual unit for light intensity.
Its still latin
Well, many things in physic use latin words...
That sounds kinda fun, though.
Every planet having their favorite named import.
We say a light emits n lumens not that the lamp has a lumen globe in it lol
Consider that 40k has at least 500 planets amasec has been drank on 
500?
When they say a million worlds I'm half pressed to take that as exaggeration
The galaxy is humongous
I mean ones we've read about people drinking amasec on in books
They wouldn't name the booze exports of nameless worlds lol
I'm sure that's also true at a beaurocratic level as well
Imagine taking inventory for supplies and you have to log EVERY SINGLE NAMED BEV in a number of systems
I'd tell them to go fuck themselves and call it all amesec too
Alright wait.
Is Amasec a brand, a certain distillation, or the Imperial stand-in word for alcohol?
the latter
Ah.
Someone said something similar about Promethian and refined fuel
Which I believe, logistically that sounds like a nightmare otherwise
yeah amasec seems to refer to any type of wine or liquor
It is actually a thing in 40K. The munitorium sending the wrong ammo to the battle field.
Even lasguns don't have the same batteries packs...
Negative surprised
they accidentally send camo paint and rafts to a desert planet in desert raiders
prometheum refers to pretty much all hydrocarbons which is a hugely broad term yeah
The administorum isn't known for it's tidiness nor it's timliness
Yeah, I'd hate to have to log potentially thousands of different resources that get pressed into the same shit when its' being hauled halfway across the milky way
It is not that hard, it is just the corruption of the system.
I imagine, like, a singular Rogue Trader and a decent fleet could provide a more reliable trade route/supply chain than the Administorum?
Some of them want think to look nice and clean to please the higher up... by trashing out a storage unit. Only to find out later that somewhere else needs that, but it is no longer their concern.
i love that the ministourum is like the most evil thing ever
the power of beurocracy can't be matched by religious fervor or martial steel
Their logistic exists outside of the imperium war machine and they work based on trust. So yeah, while they will always fight for their best interest, they do full fill their job.
Munitorum not ministorum.
Ministorum are the priests
Muniminimunoomomoo.
The Imperium specifically hates dyslexics.
@storm jungle more hunter the parenting today
true lmao
god forbid you mix up mechanicus and mechanicum
Arco flagellation now
More like seritorization
Aside from learning as much Guards garble as I can I'm excited to learn 'bout Rogue Traders and the Techpriests.
Can't wait for Rogue Trader to finish releasing DLCs.
Which servitors are the ones that can actually think
The mistakes
Not the ugly baby motherfuckers
They cant
They are if somebody fucks up the surgery but like it's illegal to do intentionally
the ones that need to do extra complex tasks
I woulda thought they purposefully left more cognition depending on the task.
Like the Medicae station.
not on purpose usually
there's a great example of this in the rogue trader crpg lex imperials dlc !
I wish I could remember cuz I sort of liked the design
fml
I think they were used in combat
like, servitors can "wake up" and be conscious in their horrific state
I came across THE chud model
You might be talking about arco flaggilents or something
ayo?
But I thought those were combat servitors?
a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller??
Mechanicus 2 spoilers but holy shit I never thought I'd see this model here lmfao, what a fucking chud.
like, you roid them up, and let em run wild
why tf he in the baby stroller
bro sat up like modok
Fat Mangus up in here, JESUS--
No they had more clothing and sometimes missed arms
Fat Manipulus, close enough
Cronogladiator?
human sized
such an ugly fucking model lmfao
Chunky git.
I hate the random foot
He looks like the 41st millennium's last surviving Redditor.
Thallax still remain th cooelest thing
funny you say that because that chud died in first turn I could hit em lmfao
Kastalans...
Honestly, he's the same size as all the guys at my closest LGS.
Average american?
Btw, I was trying to think if LGS = Local game store or Local gun store...
Fair--
I was thinking of Gun first for some reason and trying to make sense of things.
I love kastellans
Donāt need no servitor
Just basic commands with a slight capacity for thought
b-but the human aspect!!!
NO
YES
the human aspect is how the kastelans are operated by a datasmith, and in some cases form a bond with them
#dawnofwar4 #adeptusmechanicus #mechanicus40k
those robots are a damn gimmick sonny etc.
destroy all kastelans
The fuck is up with the|| Stygies stuff ||
also I know HIVE is an odd book but damn is the special edition good looking
||No idea ! I haven't heard anything about it in a bit, they just appear||
I thought you were talking about mechanicus 2
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No I am I just wanted to talk about how amazing looking the SE is for hive
Im gonna be real you gotta be an actual dummy to buy these special edition covers
literally just the main cover art with a black/red filter
it looks good but yeah
Its bleak 
I mean it's a hive world so ya
I got trapped on warcom earlier and couldn't leave the horus heresy post because my browser wouldn't let me back
awful
There is no escape
not a shred of whimsy or even dark whimsy in dilara
How fucked is a person if they did this in front of a Arbites Station?
https://x.com/i/status/2058341782258073752
I don't think they'd even say anything
Shit I think they're knocking at the door
Oh shit oh fuck
qfgedrjogtvojeinggetojugterhtghbtrbhnrnbtrtnr
They might not care unless the pigs were actively interfering with their duties

There's gonna be one who's like "UNLAWFUL RELEASE OF PERSONAL PETS, 2 YEARS PHYSICAL LABOR"
@limber ridge You see this shit
Im sure theres one corrupt arbites, but long as it doesn't actively interfere with the tithe, its a petty insult that'll rustle their feathers but not much else
don't bring gen chat in here
idk dawg, I feel like rustling someone's feathers in 40k is how you get turned into a servitor
Yes, but also if you're not actively going against the tithe, arbites will mostly not give a shit they will have opinions about you though
Releasing pets, disrespecting arbiters, who knows what else
You know that's a paddlin'
gonna get the shit flogged out of you
He gets shot
Thought he'd get tortured
Wow they get if they release wild animals around the station?
Waste of time. Shot.
I wonder why
he doesn't even make it to the arbites station
NORMAL lex facilities have fucking heavy stubber emplacements and fortress walls
He will, I believe
I'm glad we have the same thought process
they're dont' even waste bullets on reject servitors
Bro's gonna look like the beginning of Akira lmao
The Pig Man will live!
mr assaulting the local precinct with my pig army
frankly i'm surprised the real life guy survived
gamers against weed skip
it was so funny to learn that the 30-40 feral hogs guy was 100% right in his concerns
Lmfao, I am busy today but I did notice you @ me and I found this funny
yes, lefthandy boys
too bad the head looks bad
like it's honestly scary thinking back
20 something feral boars just outside my tent
tbh considering even a single boar can kill you lol
i woulda been fucking paste bro they woulda KILLED ME
YEA
I could tank a boar ez
I use thallaxi heads as paint test runs cuz mine got SoH heads
Yeah man, you ever seen irl boar hunting spears?
They need a huge horizontal bar to keep the boar from just going down the length of the spear and killing you with it
S5 The Boys has given the people a goldmine of genious ideas for memes
is due to the fact feral hogs look exactly like the significantly less harmful and very ecologically unique javalina often gets caught up in the crossfire of trying to stem the hog onslaught
I want to go hunt a wild hog with a spear
pretty sure we eradicated all wild boar in britain a long time ago
Coward
unfortunately
I'm in the us so they everywhere
i never wanna see a feral hog again they're scary
Lore chat is going boar hunting with spears and dogs and only the chads are invited
da big hunt
They're out of control yea, hunters literally mow them down in choppers and with war equipment
the hogs destroy everything
when I used to live in central florida I saw a few and they scared the fuck outta me
the fact they are evolving against the common methods to a point you have to just physically hunt them
lore chat !
jokes aside people genuinely underestimate how aggressive boars are
they're literally orks
Your invited to record and yell world star
No, I get why in the east they portray Orcs with pig features!
a single wild boar will kill you no contest
They are literally labelled as an invasive species i think?
Fun fact, a lot of areas in medieval times would try boars seperately from their owners cause they were so hard to control and aggressive
it's why theyre a problem
I wanna also go Asian carp fishing on the Mississippi
they live in an environment that can't stop them
Wild hogs provide a few minor benefits to the ecosystem too but their extreme destructiveness far outweighs these positives lmao
go hunt muskrats instead
unless it was like a repeat thing than the farmer is getting slapped with something esp if someone was killed
thus they breed endlessly and evolve quickly
Nutria too
we saw in real time from the 80s to the 2000s that they became immune to certain poisons
look bober with rat tail is very cute
People used to hunt boars with spears, we truly went soft
but shit destroys the ground
it's CRAZY
Reminds me of how Florida has a Python problem
Yep
I had a buddy that said he had a pig pacing around his car like Cujo once
lowkey fucked him up a bit
Because of fucking course itās a Python and not something normal
Honestly I should get into hunting invasive species because getting tags for deer and stuff is hard here
It's a raffle some years in my state
You can blame irresponsible pet owners for that one
Donāt you get paid for hunting them too?
Maybe
I know Lionfish is extremely invasive
But good news I believe their numbers are down
when i moved to Dallas the government called every residence letting them know a herd of wild hogs had literally invaded the city and to check before opening any doors to outside
But probably not because people would breed more just to get paid
in Puerto Rico they used to pay people for killing and turning in those bigass iguanas
I can live with killing, eradicating, genociding insects but not with animal hunting š
cause those mfers could kill pets with a toxin or whatever
yes but you have to be contacted to do it
Have to, they'll kill everything else
It's the right thing to do
Look at it this way, their existence in the ecosystem is completely destructive to everything else
I dont feel like killing bober with rat tail
Kill the invasive species you save even more animals
humans too tbh
Hogs literally provide almost no benefits to the environments
^
it isnt just crops they destroy
they also ruin the habitats of other animals
they are so incredibly dangerous to the entire ecosystem
Leave the insects alone ok
Like Snakeheads
nah bro im not leaving asian hornet alone
I wanna go hippo hunting in the Amazon
they're nearly responsible for the extinction of javalinas
Bro says this then appears dead in the news later 
I probably would
what are you a dentist
bro thinks he saxton hale
Iāll write your obituary
aw, now I'm sad
Please do
Here lies @near wasp, he went Hippo hunting but met a hungry hungry hippo
I could easily fight a hippo, for a bit
If I ever have to fight a hippo to survive I'm officially in the worst case scenario
But seriously hippos in South America need to be killed
minecraft death message ass
aside from fighting a grizzly or a tiger
Like or else the entire ecosystem will collaspe
im gonna do anything to avoid having to fight any huge animal
100 gorillas vs josephoracle
Hippos are so fucking fat and heavy that they sink in water
Like seriously Hippos need to stay moist or they dry out, but they canāt breathe in water and they need to wake up to get air cause they sleep underwater or else theyāll drown

just throw a grenade in their pool, it's that easy
Like bruh
That's not gonna do shit tbh
I donāt think you know how fucking DENSE hippos are
The worst part is, I can't garauntee that'll do it
lmao
Just to piss them off EXTRA
Yeah but
i saw a hippo swimming and doing tricks at the Dallas zoo it was cool
There's a reason why the Ancient Egyptians basically worshipped Hippos as a sign of strength
they move so quick got for being do big
Dude they swim
like fast as fuck
Actual tank build
I'm very aware
They fucking run
THEY FUCKING RUN UNDERWATEE
Crocodiles get fucking stomped
real life ogryn
i wanna go birding out here in poland the national bird is this crane thing that's like biggest bird I've ever seen
I mean the funniest part is that Hippos are actually intelligent. Rivaling that of pigs and dolphins
So they're extremely tanky
irl gravity suit type shit
Their bite can slice you in half
TIL
classic humie thinkin big man cant be smart
pigs are so smart
ogryn VERY STRONG, VERY CLEVER
And they can slice you in half in one bite
So yeah
They are ogryns
i was friends with a pig once he knew how to get into the snacks cubby of the barn
Minus the bite part
Big birds are so fun, in FL we had a bunch of herons that I personally enjoyed being around
They have to use their hands instead
I know a lot of people think they're annoying
But they're at least kinda cute
Idk why
They really are
Look at its smile as it chomps on that watermelon
i love the herons in Florida they gotta take 15 minutes to sun their feathers dry after hunting in the water like the divas they are
M..
I think people severely underestimate how terrifying hippos are
"Hippo deaths are relatively common because hippo bites, while rare, are almost invariably fatal"
Anywhere that isn't behind a stone fucking wall
Hippo
iirc hippos kill more people than sharks
Fucking look at this behemoth
okay now considering the following : said seagulls are from the english channel
Depends on whether the Hippo can catch a group of them
but then again coconuts kill more people than sharks
"1 space marine vs 100 cracked out humans" idk homie
Sharks really don't care to hunt humans
Honestly
I would obviously bet on the people.
But the hippo would probably kill a majority of them before it dies
Most times itās a case of mistaken seal
Humans laying on a surfboard look like seals from below
We also taste fucking nasty to them
spess murins is dying in every case
The humans tbh
but they are, a peak of hunting evolution that has changed little in MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of years
unless he's got titus plot armor
Unfortunately being the gluttons they are that bite is usually a big one
We taste like shit
bruce was just really hungy and had a tapeworm
Yeah.
It's also how the sunfish survives
Literally so disgusting in taste
where's that one image of the space marine dying to massed cultists
No brain, no blood, taste like shit
"Ewww what the fuck???"
great image
The general concensus is that shark attacks are almost always mistaken identity on the sharks part
oh I haven't seen that
Proof that nature doesn't care about the strongest
Or smartest
MOLA MOLA
Wait so how come everytime there's a rebellion or whatever they're like "we can spare a single SM" if they get bodied like that
Writing inconsistencies
You see, they're a protagonist
Realistically Space Marines arenāt invulnerable
Therefore they got the plot armor buff
plot armor
I love that fuckin' fish
like I got into 40k when I was in HS and I remember SM's were a lot more disposable at the time
Stupid fucking dumbass fish
a sublte reference to how they have no invul save
It also depends on where the cult is.
Like fighting an SM in an enclosed space is basically
Uhh
"We're fucked"
I mean, duh
If you're a baseline
Now THIS is a fish
Eternally pogging
100 fuckin guys
My second favorite chud normal time
Before they wre the great equalizer to get humanity on the same level as all the other races
The eternal Pog
But yeah logically an SM would die to 100 men
Provided that the SM hasn't got like
A bolter
idk, a bolter, and a good position can mean a lot
see
Look at it from a tabletop perspective too
yall forget men can have bolters too
the SM would be a dickhead for taking 100 cultists on at the same time in melee
If they have a bolter though?
100 cultists vs a single Intercessor
Yeah those 100 cultists are fucking dead lore wise
intercessor is fuckin dead
a space marine dies instantly to a single squad of plasma vets idk
start pwning them at range and seperating them and shit
Tbf cultists can have guns lol
Ironically bolter mag sizes make them impractical for fighting 100 regular dudes lol
cultists used to have machineguns lol
Word Bearers fare even worse off
and bolters
I think people forget cultists have actual decent guns sometimes
They had fucking Meltas
that too
And grenade launchers
Yeah cause jilted guardsmen etc
lol
sometimes scum have rocket launchers
dow grenade launcher spam
You see sometimes Space Marines gain Hollywood powers and shoot way past their magazine limit
or in general rebelling planets with hella resources
Its kinda weird that marines don't have a marine autogun for fighting lots of little enemies
gangers in hives get military equipement all the time so that wouldn't surprise me
They did
It got replaced with the Heavy Bolter
I think the old cultist gun options for the heavy weapons are.
Melta, heavy stubber and grrnade launcher
terminator with assault cannon
Aggressors get by
CSMs still use Stubbers though
yeah storm bolters
cultists have the power of chaos as well
2 power fists and stormbolter gauntlets
Also yeah marines usually arenāt fighting cultists lol
I love Aggressors
bolter inceptors, bolter aggressors
Emphasis on usually
Theyāre my favorite Primaris Marin model
tactical marines don't make much sense in the first place
what does the intercessor have, angry ordnance against dudes ?
100 guardsmen with grenade launchers clears haven't you played dawn of war
And most cultists tend to be shittily armed
Grenades
you only get to be a tactical marine once you've trained to use a bunch of specialist equipment and tactics that you notably will not be using as a tactical
brother is DEAD
Jokes aside if you have 100 cultists theyāll have a bunch of shit lol
not the first one lol
yeah 100 cultists is a whole lot
The ones that are are dangerous
Who would win
10 space marines
The humble mining explosive
Like
Yeah technically one guardsman with a plasma rifle can kill a SM
First problem is whether the SM will let that happen.
Second problem is getting a plasma gun since that shit is expensive
a whole LOT
tbf 100 lasguns kills a marine pretty dead too
haven't you guys seen this
Canāt a Hearthguard throw hands with a Marine fairly well?
cooked like a lobter
That's the thing, 40k is generally bad with numbers but even then 100 isn't for them
But in a straight fight yeah
see look 100 cultists clear
on tabletop marines arent too thick tbh
100 is gonna cook em
lol
Tbf tabletop is tabletop
lol
We got the pointy stick of doom slayer of the warhound titan
compared to other metrics 100 is extremely small
yeah but even realistically im not sure a space marine survives being fired at by an autocannon
Kin are also power armored genetic freaks
for example
Auto cannons can kill marines yes
But marines can also dodge the shots lore wise
Bcs they just can
Bro thinks heās Sir Longinus
gtfo, no way
They can, I donāt write the fucking lore lol
Itās silly
they have super laser of doom in lore
But they can
on tabletop they have a fuckin silly water gun
that image is one of my favorite indomitus crusade images, that space marine has 2 service studs, being an adherent ultramarines successor suggests he's 100 years old or more.
and here he is dying to cultists
I've seen that bit of a guy deflecting a bolter round with a power sword, but iirc it broke his wrist to do so
Lore necrons vs tabletop necrons has to be the biggest gap lol
Eldar just dodge fucking everything lol
Eldar are fuckin snake people bro
Eldar tabletop vs lore being able to be hit so easily is silly lol
Tau would be up there but they're jobbers in lore too
smarines in mechanicus 2 having 30% dodge is fucking unhinged
Itās about accurate lol
Havocs/Obliterators, Hearthguard, Aggressor Marines, Broadside Battlesuit, Scarab Occult Terminators
Eldar would be like fucking 80% lol
I clearly have a favorite archetype of model
shout out to the thunder hammer power sword duel in the night lords trilogy
i don't care i will never accept the space marine joerkoff lore
you would have loved 2nd ed iron warriors
they had more heavy troops slots than anyone else
I lowkey regret not making IW as my first army
but I'm committed to my slaaneshi life
Ive gone off about it before but the tau should be absolute fucking menaces
Anyways marines are pretty fast/agile. but theyāre not that fast/agile
Necrons and IW over here
I regret making my army IW
But come on GW
because now everyone fields one
Who knows
my necron army is so fucking outdated
lol
yeah everything I've seen about them being "fast" is relative
Doesnāt matter long as you like them
only anti tank I have are doomsday ark and triarch stalker š
I do
cause they got that like, 35 MPH marching speed or whatever
Theyāre way too fast for how big they are, but theyāre not as fast as eldar

Yeah, that
Ignore forgeworlds numbers theyāre totally fucked lol
today my triarch stalker was eviscerated by khaine because I was too greedy
Theyāre genuinely so bad
i can see space marines getting up to a good clip once they start running but no way are they shifting that bulk of armour around fast
I have 2 LHDs, I just need a DDA and my anti tank is locked in
The fucking tau and imperial armor tank stuff is so silly lol
The devilfish is slower then some modern tanks lol
Which makes 0 sense
What armor does the Twins rock?
Riptide armor thickness reported in imperial armor vs depicted elsewhere
Coldstar?
Custom crisis suit adjacent stuff
Likely modified enforcer
I swear authors can't resist making the tau suck for no reason lol
Tbf the Russ in imperial armor has a max speed of 25mph
Iāve been working on my generalist army and learning what models I Need for what purposes
spider with hairdrier
Thatās just imperial armor having goofy ass numbers
I think I have a finalized generalist list to play my first game with
and some scarabs
So youāre best off ignoring the numbers in imperial armor
Iād just need to get the models
99% of the time
Actually more like 100% aside from usual gameplay or common lore numbers
Like the year
And how many shots your bolter has

Screeners are models I take to eat a charge correct?
Imperial armor just kind of lowballs everything comically
Im not investing in my ad mech or necron army before a long time
I assume it's like the SM somehow gets that shit stuck on them. They're bunched together.
The average mining explosive amount used heavily depends on the hole, the material, etc
But it is around 0.15 kg/m^3 (for very soft rock and dirt) to 0.8 kg/m^3 (hard rock)
Assuming one SM somehow got that shit, and we're assuming that it's ANFO, stuck on them. That equals to roughly 3700 kilojoules per kilogram.
Which is equivalent to around 4.4 blocks of TNT. Equivalent to blowing up four hand grenades
I remembered today why I dont field my necrons outside of apocalypse games
they a g e d
So not all of them would die due to the armor protecting from the shrapnel
They literally got a refresh in 9e
no like
Not the mining explosives in 40k lol
my army is from 6th or 5th edition
Ah
His army is mostly the 5e minis
actual antique
Your army is old enough to drink
it's the old overlord with ball and scythe
What does 40k use for mining explosives?
Iāve got a warpspider thatās older then me
Nuclear bombs
Why did they send that model to legends?
...why nuclear
elite, imagine the following :

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