#40k-lore-chat

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surreal nest
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nobody is defending arrowhead

vagrant fox
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it's because of the 40k crossover, death to arrowhead

storm jungle
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Bad update + bad community response

storm jungle
rose thorn
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oh the modern gaming special

storm jungle
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it has several mini factors as to how it spiraled

outer wave
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Im not though, Im thinking about Fandoms as a whole, not just helldivers.

jade holly
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Arrowhead leaked that it’s a Krieg warbond didn’t they

outer wave
storm jungle
steel ingot
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dilara are you also someone who writes a review for arrowhead every time they update

jade holly
rose thorn
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from like no good content to litrally breaking the game

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how bad of an udpate

storm jungle
outer wave
storm jungle
rose thorn
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HAHJASAHAHAH

steel ingot
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hunrh

rose thorn
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okay thats pretty fucked

steel ingot
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thats a headscratcher

storm jungle
rose thorn
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wait warbonds are thelike

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pay money for them

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right

steel ingot
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that is a powerful outlook i have respect for that

storm jungle
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You can get them with super credits

jade holly
# storm jungle yeah you

Nah I’m a warlock. I didn’t earn my magic I signed a contract with this funny fat plagueridden dude who told me I’m perfect just the way I am and it’s everyone else who needs to change

storm jungle
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the problem is finding them ingame is torture

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so most people pay up

rose thorn
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is super credits pay

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yeah lmao

storm jungle
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both lol

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but barely no one gets them ingame

rose thorn
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oh yeah i watched devil man cry baby the other day

outer wave
rose thorn
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i really really liked it, i might watch the orginal

outer wave
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Hell yeah

rose thorn
storm jungle
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also it didnt help that the ex-CEO pilested tried to do a Reddit AMA on one of the most critical subreddits for the game r/HelldiverUnfiltered

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and uh

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he answered 4 questions only

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and gave the most vague answers

rose thorn
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so it was fun seeing all of it in its rawest form

storm jungle
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...and just left

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LMAO

steel ingot
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swedish people not fuck up their games challenge level IMPOSSIBLE

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they're swedish right

outer wave
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Yes

storm jungle
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Yep

surreal nest
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i dont even blame him that subreddit legitimately thinks they are being held hostage by arrowhead

steel ingot
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okay then yeah

rose thorn
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also i love the main ship lmao

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shit is SO gay

surreal nest
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idk why he even opened it

storm jungle
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Overkill, Arrowhead, Fatshark

The trinity of uhhh i dunno sweden?

scenic trout
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mojang

storm jungle
steel ingot
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i think the best part of devilman crybaby is when he blew that grandma up

storm jungle
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lol

scenic trout
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also Dice

rose thorn
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tf did mojang do

surreal nest
steel ingot
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not fire notch fast enough

outer wave
storm jungle
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also ALL the questions peopled asked were respectful to Pilested as he requested at first

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then he didnt properly answer any of them

rose thorn
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ryo

storm jungle
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he absolutely deserves the flak

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lmao

scenic trout
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Idk people just love to hate mojang on current minecraft with all updates that does not add the cock and balls biome

outer wave
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Ah yes Ryo

rose thorn
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there is liek 2 top tier gay ships

steel ingot
rose thorn
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i think the pacing got REALLY BAD but htats becuase its like 3 movies and 40 epsiodes

surreal nest
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chud diver

rose thorn
storm jungle
steel ingot
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STILL TOO SMALL

outer wave
steel ingot
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my big brain sees gem yaoi in the cracks of every media i enjoy

surreal nest
storm jungle
rose thorn
storm jungle
rose thorn
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literally annoucned her love for the other

storm jungle
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the MC fandom is actually filled with psychos

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just never satisfied with anything

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lmaao

steel ingot
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i really like minecraft

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and if it never updated again

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i would be okay

scenic trout
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cant wait for Mojang to one day hit the Destiny 2 end announcement

rose thorn
storm jungle
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yeah and even the updates it DOES get are neat and harmless

steel ingot
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i like digging and mining stuff

outer wave
surreal nest
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why is darktide still borderline mostly negative now I feel like the game is in a great spot

rose thorn
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on screen gay sex

outer wave
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Yerp

rose thorn
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al the raves also have alot of gay sex

steel ingot
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expedition wasnt even that bad

rose thorn
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its SO FUNNY YOU CAN SEE THE NETFLIX CENSORSHIP IN ACTION

surreal nest
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i dont get how you can have 400+ hours in a game and press the do not recommend button tbh

steel ingot
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but then again i really like stuff that isnt that great so

scenic trout
rose thorn
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"boobs and pussy is allowed but under all circumstances NO COCKS AND BALLS!!"

steel ingot
outer wave
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LET IT OUT!!

rose thorn
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"1 GAY SEX PER SHOW"\

scenic trout
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dont worry folks, FS is "nerfing" scum to give room for skitarii to become the next OP class

misty vector
steel ingot
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well thats steam discussions

steel ingot
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thats the 9th layer of hell bro

scenic trout
rose thorn
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to be fair its a coop game

scenic trout
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but they overbuff him because people suck ass as scum on first months

misty vector
scenic trout
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i still hate they removed the rampage exhaustion

steel ingot
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i think scum is fine !

rose thorn
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i havent played darktide in a while whoops

outer wave
rose thorn
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tell me when they drop the GSC update

scenic trout
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why call him a glasscannon when he does not get any drawbacks

storm jungle
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I mean he does

scenic trout
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because he never was

storm jungle
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the moment you get caught you get instantly killed

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lol

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fucking whiny ass gamers

rose thorn
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i think hive scum is a stupid fucking name still

steel ingot
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i mean its hwat they are

near wasp
rose thorn
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lmao

scenic trout
surreal nest
rose thorn
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I KNWO THE NAME IS STUPID

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ITS 2 WORDS

steel ingot
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pictured one hive scum

rose thorn
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NOT 1

scenic trout
steel ingot
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big ogryn !

rose thorn
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its called CLASS ARBITIES

outer wave
rose thorn
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ADEPTUS ARBTIEIS IS THE BRANCH OF THE IMPERIUM

rose thorn
storm jungle
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AAAAAAAAAAA

steel ingot
scenic trout
steel ingot
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people were fucking having prison experiment ass reactions to day 1 salvations edge

misty vector
outer wave
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Salvation's Edging

languid meadow
scenic trout
near wasp
rose thorn
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The night before GSC detachments

outer wave
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Since Mags was talking about anime, I just finished Turn A Gundam last night

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Fantastic show, had some issues, but still very good

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Im a sucker for shows that do the whole "Technology so advanced it becomes magic/myth or legend" schtick and it does it pretty well

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Also Yoko Kanno's score is SO nice

languid meadow
storm jungle
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god the fucking lame ass "aaAAA" scream

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😭

steel ingot
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not as good as the original

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the goat himself

storm jungle
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goofy ass too

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line em all up

steel ingot
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like just an inhuman noise

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its so fucking funny

storm jungle
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Tbh its not inhuman

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its just VERY poorly audio quality

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lmao

steel ingot
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its great stuff

vagrant fox
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ā–¶ Play video
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add it to the list dilara

storm jungle
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2m into it rn

steel ingot
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still sorta in shambles over the howling griffons thing over mine

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im like reworking the scheme but man

rose thorn
storm jungle
storm jungle
steel ingot
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LIKE CMON MAN

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cause the griffons ARE COOL

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i cant rip them off !!!!!

storm jungle
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ALWAYS google to doublecheck

steel ingot
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i think ill just do a halved instead of quartet

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keep the yellow and red

storm jungle
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yeah you can also make the joke that they get mistaken for Howling Griffons sometimes as a part of their lore lmao

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which is pretty realistic

steel ingot
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subjugators meeting sons of medusa like

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wait who's who

storm jungle
steel ingot
storm jungle
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and that isnt doing other chapters who got like ONE major color scheme

steel ingot
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subjugators mog them though

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black trim is cooler

hallow saddle
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sonf of medusa mentioned šŸ—£ļø šŸ—£ļø šŸ—£ļø

nocturne crest
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Do you think the imperium removes evidence of their failures when they retake a planet?

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I ask, because the Russians drone striked and destroyed the Chernobyl museum yesterday.

steel ingot
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probably

hallow saddle
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they probably would

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but thered also be some record buried in an administratum archive somewhere

steel ingot
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unless its space marines then they're like OUR GREAT FAILURE GUYS PLEASE DONT LOOK AT IT RIGHT HERE

hallow saddle
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that gets rediscovered by chance 1000 years later

steel ingot
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our great horribel failure we well documented

storm jungle
steel ingot
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happened to my buddy rogue trader the crpg

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watching this im glad

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i already thought of these things during the creative process

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like wrow im so smart thank u ian for confirming this for me

storm jungle
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Same here, always nice to have some vindication

steel ingot
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i still think the best bolt of inspiration i had for them was like

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ah yes i should give them a wacky gene flaw

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they're fucking suicidal like apothecaries and chaplains have to make sure they dont have access to weapons on the ship just in case

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i took note from the excoriators i think it was who have this flaw called dorns guilt

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and i just thought how could i make that more interesting

storm jungle
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The best way to make chapters imo is to just read official material and also do your own twist on it yea, its what I did with my own first Chapter the Aurum Sons too

steel ingot
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i mean i told the story before

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they started as a paint scheme in space marine 1 when i was younger

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plus ive always liked the idea of gene flaws

hollow zodiac
storm jungle
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Yea exactly i have like 4 Chapters and i always try to kinda keep them "realistic" in-universe instead of doing anything wild.

storm jungle
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lol

steel ingot
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no i love makin em fucked up

hollow zodiac
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The very first custom chapter I tried to make in HS turned out to just be grey knights lol

steel ingot
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the grey knights FEEL like a mary sue chapter

hollow zodiac
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Except for the fact that they're jobbers

steel ingot
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the best part

hollow zodiac
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yamcha ass chapter

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What's that campaign they lost to the space wolves? "The months of shame"?

storm jungle
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making your Chapter like them is an instant nuking order

steel ingot
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like on the subject of gene flaws i made a successor of blood angels from the oh my god gasp cursed founding, where in an attempt to eliminate the thirst they instead caused a bunch of the other vampire flaws to show up

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the main one being they are more photosensitive than night lords now

sharp pollen
hollow zodiac
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I like that

steel ingot
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and also they still enjoy a sip despite it not being a major problem

hollow zodiac
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I did something similar with the idea of a renegade chapter that took damage from "holy artifacts"

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So they couldn't wear the aquila or nothin

hollow zodiac
sharp pollen
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in my chapter everyone would chill and smoke hlo

steel ingot
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its hlo

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i thought it was iho or something

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can i read ?

sharp pollen
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i dont remember

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maybe in russian traslations iho was translated as hlo

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maybe im super wrong

hollow zodiac
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I'm debating if I wanna flush out a custom chapter for the armageddon box or just stick with iron hands

outer wave
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Im pretty sure its Lho sticks

hollow zodiac
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wtf is Lho sticks

steel ingot
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a word you cant say in this server

outer wave
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Cigarettes

steel ingot
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starts with an f

outer wave
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Its just the 40k term for them

steel ingot
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british people LOVE saying it

hollow zodiac
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I love the dumb words they have for stuff

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recaf makes me giggle

outer wave
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Now I want recaf to be mentioned in Darktide by Morrow

hollow zodiac
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With Dukane breathing down his neck I'm sure he drinks like 10 cups a day

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I wanna try that one booze they drink all the time, I forget it's name

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but I wanna try it

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something-sec

steel ingot
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amesec

hollow zodiac
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YEAH

steel ingot
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i hear they make some amesec from promethium out in the calixis

daring creek
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Is amasec beer or liquor

steel ingot
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yes

outer wave
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"Hadron! The recaf machine ain't working again! Did you or Kayex mess with it? Dukane's breathing down my neck 'bout it."

hollow zodiac
steel ingot
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i think based on how it's described its more often liquor

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but i think like promethium its a catch all

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i think

daring creek
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I'm 99% sure that shit is literally the gasoline for the imperium

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So uh

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Gasoline based drink?

outer wave
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Yummers

steel ingot
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it's usually considered as "anything proficiently flammable"

hollow zodiac
steel ingot
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so who really knows what its made of

near wasp
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Promethium is oil and stuff

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It's not a drink

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Unless your a space marine or ork

daring creek
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Someone here said amesec is made w it

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Not that its a drink

near wasp
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That's not true lol

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Amasec is made from wheat

daring creek
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Ah

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Id drink it tbh

vagrant fox
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Some space marines drink it in something or another I don't care much about

near wasp
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Ork drink promethium to celebrate tank kills

daring creek
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I thought that shit caught fire the moment its exposed to oxygen

near wasp
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Nope

hollow zodiac
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makes it burn good otw down

vagrant fox
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I guess some of it might, it's sort of a catch all for a lot of combustible fuels

steel ingot
vagrant fox
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but not that i can recall atm

steel ingot
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you all fell for misinformation

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this is a rumor someone says in the rogue trader crpg

near wasp
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I knew it wasn't true lol

vagrant fox
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I didn't read it ā˜ļø šŸ¤“

steel ingot
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i love lying god

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tzeentch is so right

dapper gyro
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Also fun fact, Promethium is an actual element with little to nothing to do with fire.

daring creek
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Im going to believe everything I see in here without research

vagrant fox
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you gave me a durag pass

daring creek
near wasp
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You'd be better informed than the average shorts enjoyer

daring creek
daring creek
dapper gyro
near wasp
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I'll give you the white boy pass. It lets you get all the spices removed from a food order

daring creek
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Fucking

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Ew

dapper gyro
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I only found out when I saw military issue durag at a military surplus.

vagrant fox
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missus can't stop me now

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I already think I gave Missus the c-word pass last new years also

daring creek
steel ingot
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i thought promethium was literally just whatever material that can be gathered and turned into fuel

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is it not a catch all term

daring creek
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It seems to be

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Judging from the lex that is

dapper gyro
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It is the catch all for the refined products. Before that, it is whatever the writers say.

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Actually, both of it are whatever the writers want them to be.

steel ingot
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i see

winged jacinth
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If it burns and you can drink it its amasec and if it burns but you cant drink it its promethium KEKW_ogryn

hollow zodiac
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LOL

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good rule of thumb

hollow zodiac
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"We don't care what it's made of, only what we can make out of it"

wary fulcrum
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If it burns and you shouldn’t drink it, it’s second best

winged jacinth
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Recaf is some kind of "leaves" but its implied to have "recycled" caffeine KEKW_ogryn

hollow zodiac
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that's the mental image I've always had for it

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just from the name, it's awful

dapper gyro
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I still havent understand why do they have to call it so.

storm jungle
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its a sci-fi thing

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its to kinda imply some thing sfrom our age dont exist anymore

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like how "plastic" is "plastek"

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or "light" is "lumen"

winged jacinth
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Real coffee exists its just a major luxury

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Recaf is called that because they ||readd the caffeine from guardsman urine||

hollow zodiac
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Yeah, it really nails in that anything good you can think about in our existence kind of doesn't exist in 40k especially

near wasp
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Plastek is bakalite

hollow zodiac
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Except for the ultra privaleged that deserve to get beaten with hammers

winged jacinth
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Some of the names are just scifi shit, amasec they'd have a new drink name for every planet otherwise

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The bucket terms are mostly writer practicality i think

hollow zodiac
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Yeah that's how it feels

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Not in a bad way mind you, it's a little necessary

dapper gyro
storm jungle
dapper gyro
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Well, many things in physic use latin words...

spare osprey
winged jacinth
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We say a light emits n lumens not that the lamp has a lumen globe in it lol

winged jacinth
hollow zodiac
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500?

spare osprey
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-# Captain Titus!

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-# Lord Dipfuck of Ultramarr!!

hollow zodiac
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When they say a million worlds I'm half pressed to take that as exaggeration

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The galaxy is humongous

winged jacinth
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I mean ones we've read about people drinking amasec on in books

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They wouldn't name the booze exports of nameless worlds lol

hollow zodiac
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I'm sure that's also true at a beaurocratic level as well

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Imagine taking inventory for supplies and you have to log EVERY SINGLE NAMED BEV in a number of systems

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I'd tell them to go fuck themselves and call it all amesec too

spare osprey
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Alright wait.
Is Amasec a brand, a certain distillation, or the Imperial stand-in word for alcohol?

hollow zodiac
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the latter

spare osprey
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Ah.

hollow zodiac
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Someone said something similar about Promethian and refined fuel

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Which I believe, logistically that sounds like a nightmare otherwise

misty vector
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yeah amasec seems to refer to any type of wine or liquor

dapper gyro
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Even lasguns don't have the same batteries packs...

hollow zodiac
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Negative surprised

misty vector
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they accidentally send camo paint and rafts to a desert planet in desert raiders

crystal forum
hollow zodiac
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The administorum isn't known for it's tidiness nor it's timliness

hollow zodiac
dapper gyro
spare osprey
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I imagine, like, a singular Rogue Trader and a decent fleet could provide a more reliable trade route/supply chain than the Administorum?

dapper gyro
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Some of them want think to look nice and clean to please the higher up... by trashing out a storage unit. Only to find out later that somewhere else needs that, but it is no longer their concern.

steel ingot
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i love that the ministourum is like the most evil thing ever

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the power of beurocracy can't be matched by religious fervor or martial steel

dapper gyro
arctic talon
steel ingot
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yeah

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i mix all the orum names up

spare osprey
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Muniminimunoomomoo.
The Imperium specifically hates dyslexics.

near wasp
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@storm jungle more hunter the parenting today

hollow zodiac
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god forbid you mix up mechanicus and mechanicum

arctic talon
near wasp
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More like seritorization

spare osprey
daring creek
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Which servitors are the ones that can actually think

near wasp
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The mistakes

daring creek
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Not the ugly baby motherfuckers

near wasp
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They cant

daring creek
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I could swear there were some

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A few people spoke of it before

near wasp
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They are if somebody fucks up the surgery but like it's illegal to do intentionally

steel ingot
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the ones that need to do extra complex tasks

spare osprey
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I woulda thought they purposefully left more cognition depending on the task.
Like the Medicae station.

steel ingot
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but like not thinking like you or i

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just enough to do said task

hollow zodiac
steel ingot
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there's a great example of this in the rogue trader crpg lex imperials dlc !

daring creek
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I wish I could remember cuz I sort of liked the design

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fml

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I think they were used in combat

hollow zodiac
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like, servitors can "wake up" and be conscious in their horrific state

languid meadow
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I came across THE chud model

near wasp
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You might be talking about arco flaggilents or something

steel ingot
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ayo?

hollow zodiac
steel ingot
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a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller??

languid meadow
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Mechanicus 2 spoilers but holy shit I never thought I'd see this model here lmfao, what a fucking chud.

hollow zodiac
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like, you roid them up, and let em run wild

steel ingot
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why tf he in the baby stroller

hollow zodiac
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OMG IT'S HIM

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I love that guy

steel ingot
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bro sat up like modok

spare osprey
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Fat Mangus up in here, JESUS--

daring creek
solid horizon
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Fat Manipulus, close enough

near wasp
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Cronogladiator?

daring creek
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cool as fuck but still no

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lot smaller

spare osprey
daring creek
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human sized

languid meadow
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such an ugly fucking model lmfao

spare osprey
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Chunky git.

languid meadow
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I hate the random foot

steel ingot
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like bro is AURA FARMING

daring creek
spare osprey
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He looks like the 41st millennium's last surviving Redditor.

daring creek
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Thallax still remain th cooelest thing

languid meadow
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funny you say that because that chud died in first turn I could hit em lmfao

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Kastalans...

spare osprey
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Honestly, he's the same size as all the guys at my closest LGS.

dapper gyro
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Average american?

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Btw, I was trying to think if LGS = Local game store or Local gun store...

spare osprey
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Fair--

dapper gyro
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I was thinking of Gun first for some reason and trying to make sense of things.

daring creek
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bit sad kastalan robots got no servitor in em

tough haven
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I love kastellans

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Don’t need no servitor

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Just basic commands with a slight capacity for thought

daring creek
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b-but the human aspect!!!

tough haven
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NO

daring creek
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YES

tough haven
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the human aspect is how the kastelans are operated by a datasmith, and in some cases form a bond with them

vagrant fox
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destroy all kastelans

languid meadow
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25 hours and I just finished act 2...

arctic talon
languid meadow
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also I know HIVE is an odd book but damn is the special edition good looking

arctic talon
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Oh wait

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Are you reading hive

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Lmao

languid meadow
arctic talon
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I thought you were talking about mechanicus 2

tough haven
languid meadow
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No I am I just wanted to talk about how amazing looking the SE is for hive

storm jungle
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literally just the main cover art with a black/red filter

languid meadow
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it looks good but yeah

storm jungle
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Its bleak CatEvil

near wasp
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I mean it's a hive world so ya

languid meadow
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I got trapped on warcom earlier and couldn't leave the horus heresy post because my browser wouldn't let me back

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awful

storm jungle
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There is no escape

vagrant fox
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not a shred of whimsy or even dark whimsy in dilara

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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...

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I might be in a little bit of trouble the-

hollow zodiac
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I don't think they'd even say anything

opaque coyote
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Shit I think they're knocking at the door

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Oh shit oh fuck

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qfgedrjogtvojeinggetojugterhtghbtrbhnrnbtrtnr

outer wave
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They might not care unless the pigs were actively interfering with their duties

hollow zodiac
daring creek
outer wave
vagrant fox
#

don't bring gen chat in here

hollow zodiac
#

idk dawg, I feel like rustling someone's feathers in 40k is how you get turned into a servitor

winged jacinth
#

Pigs added to the tithe

#

Some noble house getting a supply of bacon

outer wave
vagrant fox
#

Releasing pets, disrespecting arbiters, who knows what else
You know that's a paddlin'

hollow zodiac
#

gonna get the shit flogged out of you

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Wow they get if they release wild animals around the station?

storm jungle
daring creek
#

I wonder why

urban spire
#

he doesn't even make it to the arbites station

#

NORMAL lex facilities have fucking heavy stubber emplacements and fortress walls

vagrant fox
#

He will, I believe

outer wave
#

Same

#

We believe in Pig Man

hollow zodiac
hollow zodiac
#

they're dont' even waste bullets on reject servitors

hollow zodiac
outer wave
#

The Pig Man will live!

steel ingot
#

mr assaulting the local precinct with my pig army

urban spire
#

frankly i'm surprised the real life guy survived

urban spire
steel ingot
#

look as someone who nearly actually died to wild hogs

#

porcine enemies are NO JOKE

urban spire
#

it was so funny to learn that the 30-40 feral hogs guy was 100% right in his concerns

limber ridge
solid horizon
#

too bad the head looks bad

steel ingot
#

like it's honestly scary thinking back

#

20 something feral boars just outside my tent

storm jungle
#

tbh considering even a single boar can kill you lol

steel ingot
#

i woulda been fucking paste bro they woulda KILLED ME

storm jungle
#

YEA

vagrant fox
#

I could tank a boar ez

solid horizon
#

I use thallaxi heads as paint test runs cuz mine got SoH heads

steel ingot
#

it woulda looked like a bear killed me man

#

like the thing that really sucks

rancid cove
#

dude i have

#

a cursed ass video

hollow zodiac
#

They need a huge horizontal bar to keep the boar from just going down the length of the spear and killing you with it

rancid cove
#

S5 The Boys has given the people a goldmine of genious ideas for memes

steel ingot
#

is due to the fact feral hogs look exactly like the significantly less harmful and very ecologically unique javalina often gets caught up in the crossfire of trying to stem the hog onslaught

near wasp
#

I want to go hunt a wild hog with a spear

hollow zodiac
#

I don't

#

I'm good, yo

hallow saddle
#

pretty sure we eradicated all wild boar in britain a long time ago

vagrant fox
#

Coward

hallow saddle
#

unfortunately

near wasp
#

I'm in the us so they everywhere

steel ingot
#

i never wanna see a feral hog again they're scary

vagrant fox
#

Lore chat is going boar hunting with spears and dogs and only the chads are invited

solid horizon
#

da big hunt

storm jungle
#

the hogs destroy everything

hollow zodiac
rancid cove
steel ingot
#

the fact they are evolving against the common methods to a point you have to just physically hunt them

solid horizon
#

lore chat !

hollow zodiac
steel ingot
#

they're literally orks

near wasp
hollow zodiac
steel ingot
#

a single wild boar will kill you no contest

storm jungle
near wasp
#

They are

#

Very invasive

hollow zodiac
#

Fun fact, a lot of areas in medieval times would try boars seperately from their owners cause they were so hard to control and aggressive

steel ingot
#

it's why theyre a problem

near wasp
#

I wanna also go Asian carp fishing on the Mississippi

steel ingot
#

they live in an environment that can't stop them

storm jungle
#

Wild hogs provide a few minor benefits to the ecosystem too but their extreme destructiveness far outweighs these positives lmao

solid horizon
#

go hunt muskrats instead

hollow zodiac
#

unless it was like a repeat thing than the farmer is getting slapped with something esp if someone was killed

steel ingot
#

thus they breed endlessly and evolve quickly

near wasp
solid horizon
#

yes

#

especially that

steel ingot
#

we saw in real time from the 80s to the 2000s that they became immune to certain poisons

solid horizon
#

look bober with rat tail is very cute

celest dome
#

People used to hunt boars with spears, we truly went soft

solid horizon
#

but shit destroys the ground

steel ingot
#

it's CRAZY

jade holly
#

Reminds me of how Florida has a Python problem

near wasp
#

Yep

hollow zodiac
#

lowkey fucked him up a bit

jade holly
#

Because of fucking course it’s a Python and not something normal

near wasp
#

Honestly I should get into hunting invasive species because getting tags for deer and stuff is hard here

#

It's a raffle some years in my state

hollow zodiac
jade holly
#

Don’t you get paid for hunting them too?

near wasp
#

Maybe

jade holly
#

I know Lionfish is extremely invasive

hollow zodiac
#

for culling/invasive stuff you can

#

depends on the state

jade holly
#

But good news I believe their numbers are down

steel ingot
#

when i moved to Dallas the government called every residence letting them know a herd of wild hogs had literally invaded the city and to check before opening any doors to outside

near wasp
#

But probably not because people would breed more just to get paid

hollow zodiac
#

in Puerto Rico they used to pay people for killing and turning in those bigass iguanas

solid horizon
#

I can live with killing, eradicating, genociding insects but not with animal hunting šŸ˜”

hollow zodiac
#

cause those mfers could kill pets with a toxin or whatever

steel ingot
near wasp
storm jungle
#

^

#

Hogs are an exception

near wasp
#

It's the right thing to do

jade holly
solid horizon
#

I dont feel like killing bober with rat tail

jade holly
#

Kill the invasive species you save even more animals

solid horizon
#

humans too tbh

storm jungle
#

Hogs literally provide almost no benefits to the environments

storm jungle
#

it isnt just crops they destroy

#

they also ruin the habitats of other animals

steel ingot
#

they are so incredibly dangerous to the entire ecosystem

vagrant fox
#

Leave the insects alone ok

jade holly
solid horizon
#

nah bro im not leaving asian hornet alone

near wasp
#

I wanna go hippo hunting in the Amazon

steel ingot
#

they're nearly responsible for the extinction of javalinas

storm jungle
near wasp
#

I probably would

steel ingot
#

what are you a dentist

solid horizon
#

bro thinks he saxton hale

jade holly
hollow zodiac
near wasp
#

Please do

jade holly
#

Here lies @near wasp, he went Hippo hunting but met a hungry hungry hippo

steel ingot
#

dentists always be going out and killing nearly extinct animals

#

it's wild

vagrant fox
#

I could easily fight a hippo, for a bit

hollow zodiac
#

If I ever have to fight a hippo to survive I'm officially in the worst case scenario

near wasp
#

But seriously hippos in South America need to be killed

solid horizon
hollow zodiac
#

aside from fighting a grizzly or a tiger

near wasp
#

Like or else the entire ecosystem will collaspe

hallow saddle
#

im gonna do anything to avoid having to fight any huge animal

solid horizon
#

100 gorillas vs josephoracle

jade holly
#

Like seriously Hippos need to stay moist or they dry out, but they can’t breathe in water and they need to wake up to get air cause they sleep underwater or else they’ll drown

solid horizon
#

just throw a grenade in their pool, it's that easy

jade holly
#

Like bruh

near wasp
#

That's not gonna do shit tbh

jade holly
hollow zodiac
#

lmao

solid horizon
#

ok then, 2 nades

#

and a scooby snack

hollow zodiac
#

Just to piss them off EXTRA

opaque coyote
steel ingot
#

i saw a hippo swimming and doing tricks at the Dallas zoo it was cool

opaque coyote
steel ingot
#

they move so quick got for being do big

opaque coyote
#

Those mother fuckers are

#

Deadly

hollow zodiac
#

like fast as fuck

opaque coyote
#

Actual tank build

near wasp
#

I'm very aware

jade holly
#

They’re not bouyant

near wasp
#

They fucking run

jade holly
#

THEY FUCKING RUN UNDERWATEE

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

real life ogryn

hollow zodiac
#

ok well they run really goddamn fast underwater

#

they hydro train for fun

steel ingot
#

i wanna go birding out here in poland the national bird is this crane thing that's like biggest bird I've ever seen

opaque coyote
#

So they're extremely tanky

hollow zodiac
#

irl gravity suit type shit

opaque coyote
#

Their bite can slice you in half

solid horizon
#

classic humie thinkin big man cant be smart

steel ingot
#

pigs are so smart

solid horizon
#

ogryn VERY STRONG, VERY CLEVER

opaque coyote
#

So yeah

#

They are ogryns

steel ingot
#

i was friends with a pig once he knew how to get into the snacks cubby of the barn

opaque coyote
#

Minus the bite part

hollow zodiac
opaque coyote
#

They have to use their hands instead

hollow zodiac
#

I know a lot of people think they're annoying

opaque coyote
#

Idk why

hollow zodiac
#

They really are

opaque coyote
#

Look at its smile as it chomps on that watermelon

steel ingot
#

i love the herons in Florida they gotta take 15 minutes to sun their feathers dry after hunting in the water like the divas they are

opaque coyote
#

M..

jade holly
#

I think people severely underestimate how terrifying hippos are

opaque coyote
#

Would not stand near them though

#

Or like

winged jacinth
#

"Hippo deaths are relatively common because hippo bites, while rare, are almost invariably fatal"

opaque coyote
#

Anywhere that isn't behind a stone fucking wall

solid horizon
#

1 hippo vs 100 seagulls with meth

#

who will win

winged jacinth
#

Hippo

steel ingot
#

iirc hippos kill more people than sharks

jade holly
#

Fucking look at this behemoth

solid horizon
#

okay now considering the following : said seagulls are from the english channel

opaque coyote
steel ingot
#

but then again coconuts kill more people than sharks

hollow zodiac
#

"1 space marine vs 100 cracked out humans" idk homie

opaque coyote
#

If they play it safe

#

Maybe

winged jacinth
#

Sharks really don't care to hunt humans

solid horizon
#

humans cant fly

#

duh

steel ingot
#

sharks are cool

#

not to sound like a 5 year old

opaque coyote
jade holly
opaque coyote
#

Like 60/100 dead

#

Type shit

jade holly
#

Humans laying on a surfboard look like seals from below

opaque coyote
solid horizon
jade holly
steel ingot
#

but they are, a peak of hunting evolution that has changed little in MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of years

solid horizon
#

unless he's got titus plot armor

opaque coyote
#

Which is why they usually only take one bite

#

We aren't a good meal to sharks

jade holly
opaque coyote
#

We taste like shit

solid horizon
#

bruce was just really hungy and had a tapeworm

opaque coyote
#

Literally so disgusting in taste

steel ingot
opaque coyote
#

That as soon as a predator takes a bite

#

They're like

jade holly
opaque coyote
#

"Ewww what the fuck???"

steel ingot
#

great image

winged jacinth
#

The general concensus is that shark attacks are almost always mistaken identity on the sharks part

hollow zodiac
jade holly
#

Stupid fucking fish

opaque coyote
#

Or smartest

steel ingot
#

MOLA MOLA

opaque coyote
#

...

#

Just who can live to fuck

hollow zodiac
#

Wait so how come everytime there's a rebellion or whatever they're like "we can spare a single SM" if they get bodied like that

opaque coyote
jade holly
#

Realistically Space Marines aren’t invulnerable

opaque coyote
#

Therefore they got the plot armor buff

solid horizon
#

plot armor

hollow zodiac
#

like I got into 40k when I was in HS and I remember SM's were a lot more disposable at the time

jade holly
solid horizon
#

a sublte reference to how they have no invul save

hollow zodiac
#

them being beefier is a more recent thing

#

"recent"

steel ingot
opaque coyote
#

Uhh

#

"We're fucked"

hollow zodiac
opaque coyote
#

If you're a baseline

solid horizon
#

100 guys is a lot

#

yall dont realise

solid horizon
#

100 fuckin guys

arctic talon
hollow zodiac
#

Before they wre the great equalizer to get humanity on the same level as all the other races

jade holly
solid horizon
#

that's one whole 10 by 10 phalanx o dudes

#

vs a single spess murin

opaque coyote
#

But yeah logically an SM would die to 100 men

#

Provided that the SM hasn't got like

#

A bolter

hollow zodiac
opaque coyote
#

Or something

#

And distance

hollow zodiac
#

see

jade holly
solid horizon
#

yall forget men can have bolters too

hallow saddle
#

the SM would be a dickhead for taking 100 cultists on at the same time in melee

opaque coyote
jade holly
#

100 cultists vs a single Intercessor

opaque coyote
#

Yeah those 100 cultists are fucking dead lore wise

solid horizon
#

intercessor is fuckin dead

urban spire
#

a space marine dies instantly to a single squad of plasma vets idk

hallow saddle
#

start pwning them at range and seperating them and shit

arctic talon
#

Tbf cultists can have guns lol

winged jacinth
#

Ironically bolter mag sizes make them impractical for fighting 100 regular dudes lol

solid horizon
#

cultists used to have machineguns lol

jade holly
#

Word Bearers fare even worse off

solid horizon
#

and bolters

arctic talon
#

I think people forget cultists have actual decent guns sometimes

jade holly
#

One pointy stick is all you need

arctic talon
#

They had fucking Meltas

solid horizon
#

that too

arctic talon
#

And grenade launchers

hollow zodiac
#

Yeah cause jilted guardsmen etc

arctic talon
#

lol

urban spire
#

sometimes scum have rocket launchers

solid horizon
#

dow grenade launcher spam

opaque coyote
hollow zodiac
#

or in general rebelling planets with hella resources

winged jacinth
#

Its kinda weird that marines don't have a marine autogun for fighting lots of little enemies

hollow zodiac
#

gangers in hives get military equipement all the time so that wouldn't surprise me

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I think the old cultist gun options for the heavy weapons are.

Melta, heavy stubber and grrnade launcher

hallow saddle
#

terminator with assault cannon

opaque coyote
hallow saddle
#

yeah storm bolters

solid horizon
#

cultists have the power of chaos as well

jade holly
#

2 power fists and stormbolter gauntlets

arctic talon
#

Also yeah marines usually aren’t fighting cultists lol

jade holly
#

I love Aggressors

hallow saddle
#

bolter inceptors, bolter aggressors

arctic talon
#

Emphasis on usually

jade holly
#

They’re my favorite Primaris Marin model

urban spire
solid horizon
#

what does the intercessor have, angry ordnance against dudes ?

steel ingot
#

100 guardsmen with grenade launchers clears haven't you played dawn of war

arctic talon
#

And most cultists tend to be shittily armed

solid horizon
#

cool

#

cultists have them too

urban spire
#

you only get to be a tactical marine once you've trained to use a bunch of specialist equipment and tactics that you notably will not be using as a tactical

solid horizon
#

brother is DEAD

arctic talon
#

Jokes aside if you have 100 cultists they’ll have a bunch of shit lol

arctic talon
#

But not all cultists are well armed

#

Or equipped

solid horizon
#

yeah 100 cultists is a whole lot

arctic talon
#

The ones that are are dangerous

winged jacinth
#

Who would win
10 space marines
The humble mining explosive

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

a whole LOT

urban spire
#

tbf 100 lasguns kills a marine pretty dead too

steel ingot
#

haven't you guys seen this

jade holly
#

Can’t a Hearthguard throw hands with a Marine fairly well?

arctic talon
#

Tbh the thing is neither will be a straight fight

#

lol

urban spire
#

cooked like a lobter

hollow zodiac
arctic talon
#

But in a straight fight yeah

steel ingot
#

see look 100 cultists clear

solid horizon
#

on tabletop marines arent too thick tbh

arctic talon
#

100 is gonna cook em

#

lol

#

Tbf tabletop is tabletop

#

lol

#

We got the pointy stick of doom slayer of the warhound titan

hollow zodiac
#

compared to other metrics 100 is extremely small

solid horizon
#

yeah but even realistically im not sure a space marine survives being fired at by an autocannon

winged jacinth
solid horizon
#

for example

arctic talon
#

Auto cannons can kill marines yes

#

But marines can also dodge the shots lore wise

#

Bcs they just can

jade holly
hollow zodiac
solid horizon
#

some fights on tabletop are more accurate than others

#

meanwhile necrons

arctic talon
#

It’s silly

solid horizon
#

they have super laser of doom in lore

arctic talon
#

But they can

solid horizon
#

on tabletop they have a fuckin silly water gun

arctic talon
#

They can’t dodge it as easily as eldar

#

But they can dodge shots like that

steel ingot
#

that image is one of my favorite indomitus crusade images, that space marine has 2 service studs, being an adherent ultramarines successor suggests he's 100 years old or more.
and here he is dying to cultists

hollow zodiac
#

I've seen that bit of a guy deflecting a bolter round with a power sword, but iirc it broke his wrist to do so

winged jacinth
#

Lore necrons vs tabletop necrons has to be the biggest gap lol

solid horizon
#

oh god the eldar fire overwatch dodge

#

yeah

arctic talon
#

Eldar just dodge fucking everything lol

hollow zodiac
#

Eldar are fuckin snake people bro

arctic talon
winged jacinth
#

Tau would be up there but they're jobbers in lore too

urban spire
#

smarines in mechanicus 2 having 30% dodge is fucking unhinged

arctic talon
jade holly
#

Havocs/Obliterators, Hearthguard, Aggressor Marines, Broadside Battlesuit, Scarab Occult Terminators

arctic talon
#

Eldar would be like fucking 80% lol

jade holly
#

I clearly have a favorite archetype of model

arctic talon
#

Eldar literally got that bullet time nonsense going on

#

It’s fun

steel ingot
#

shout out to the thunder hammer power sword duel in the night lords trilogy

urban spire
#

i don't care i will never accept the space marine joerkoff lore

solid horizon
#

they had more heavy troops slots than anyone else

hollow zodiac
#

I lowkey regret not making IW as my first army

#

but I'm committed to my slaaneshi life

winged jacinth
#

Ive gone off about it before but the tau should be absolute fucking menaces

arctic talon
#

Anyways marines are pretty fast/agile. but they’re not that fast/agile

jade holly
solid horizon
#

I regret making my army IW

jade holly
#

But come on GW

arctic talon
#

Is something that should be noted

#

lol

solid horizon
#

because now everyone fields one

jade holly
#

Necron’s as the last faction focus?

arctic talon
#

Who knows

solid horizon
#

my necron army is so fucking outdated

arctic talon
#

lol

hollow zodiac
arctic talon
#

Doesn’t matter long as you like them

solid horizon
#

only anti tank I have are doomsday ark and triarch stalker šŸ’€

jade holly
hollow zodiac
#

cause they got that like, 35 MPH marching speed or whatever

arctic talon
jade holly
arctic talon
solid horizon
#

today my triarch stalker was eviscerated by khaine because I was too greedy

arctic talon
#

They’re genuinely so bad

urban spire
#

i can see space marines getting up to a good clip once they start running but no way are they shifting that bulk of armour around fast

jade holly
solid horizon
#

MY BAAAAALLLLLZ

#

RAAAAAHHHHH

arctic talon
#

The fucking tau and imperial armor tank stuff is so silly lol

#

The devilfish is slower then some modern tanks lol

#

Which makes 0 sense

solid horizon
#

riptide armor staregryn

#

gives me nightmares

jade holly
#

What armor does the Twins rock?

arctic talon
#

Riptide armor thickness reported in imperial armor vs depicted elsewhere

jade holly
#

Coldstar?

arctic talon
#

Likely modified enforcer

winged jacinth
solid horizon
#

my necron army can so easily be listed

#

40 dudes, 10 faster dudes

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

5 sharp dudes and their dom

#

flying cannon

jade holly
#

I’ve been working on my generalist army and learning what models I Need for what purposes

solid horizon
#

spider with hairdrier

arctic talon
#

That’s just imperial armor having goofy ass numbers

jade holly
#

I think I have a finalized generalist list to play my first game with

solid horizon
#

and some scarabs

arctic talon
#

So you’re best off ignoring the numbers in imperial armor

jade holly
#

I’d just need to get the models

arctic talon
#

99% of the time

#

Actually more like 100% aside from usual gameplay or common lore numbers

#

Like the year

#

And how many shots your bolter has

jade holly
#

Screeners are models I take to eat a charge correct?

arctic talon
#

Imperial armor just kind of lowballs everything comically

solid horizon
#

Im not investing in my ad mech or necron army before a long time

opaque coyote
# winged jacinth Who would win 10 space marines The humble mining explosive

I assume it's like the SM somehow gets that shit stuck on them. They're bunched together.

The average mining explosive amount used heavily depends on the hole, the material, etc

But it is around 0.15 kg/m^3 (for very soft rock and dirt) to 0.8 kg/m^3 (hard rock)

Assuming one SM somehow got that shit, and we're assuming that it's ANFO, stuck on them. That equals to roughly 3700 kilojoules per kilogram.

Which is equivalent to around 4.4 blocks of TNT. Equivalent to blowing up four hand grenades

solid horizon
#

I remembered today why I dont field my necrons outside of apocalypse games

#

they a g e d

opaque coyote
jade holly
solid horizon
#

no like

winged jacinth
solid horizon
#

my army is from 6th or 5th edition

jade holly
#

Ah

arctic talon
#

His army is mostly the 5e minis

solid horizon
#

actual antique

arctic talon
#

Bro doesn’t even have the 7e lord

#

Iirc lol

jade holly
#

Your army is old enough to drink

solid horizon
#

it's the old overlord with ball and scythe

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I’ve got a warpspider that’s older then me

arctic talon
jade holly
#

Why did they send that model to legends?

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

elite, imagine the following :

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Not actually