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rose thorn
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OH THE HH CARD GAMW

vagrant fox
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Yeah Warhammer Combat Cards

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Wait combat cards

storm jungle
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one of the WORST sm units ever

rose thorn
glossy sonnet
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So ugly

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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delete the rest

storm jungle
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just...

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ugh

arctic talon
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Literally not one person I know likes them

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lol

rose thorn
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I literally completely forgot supressors existed and I don’t even dislike them

glossy sonnet
vagrant fox
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Didn't uh, whathisface on youtube with the black templars and orks like them

rose thorn
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I like the helmets

vagrant fox
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eons of battle the weirdo

rose thorn
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Oh yeah that’s when I saw them

vagrant fox
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I think that's the only person I've seem like them but he likes everything

rose thorn
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I think he plays infantry spam BT so it makes sense he would bring them

rose thorn
heady rivet
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More like

solid horizon
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flying space marine guys.... with autocannons ?

heady rivet
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Like

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More like

rose thorn
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Besides the Chaplin

heady rivet
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Like g

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More like gock

rose thorn
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He’s gonna get it anyway because he’s the GWtuber

vagrant fox
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I haven't kept up with him, it's just something to watch on the turlet

rose thorn
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Oh you know what would be cool, if my Sylvaneth glade lived on a floating island pulled around by giant bugs

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Or a cluster of floating islands

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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why is it mixed

storm jungle
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uh

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women?

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let me check actually

vagrant fox
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what's the point if you can't answer in one sarcastic reply

heady rivet
storm jungle
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yeaaah what he said

vagrant fox
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Take your hands back, but you're on thin ice, pervert

glossy sonnet
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Theres space marines in mechanicus?

storm jungle
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yea Iron Hands

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and they are one of the worst enemies

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they got like

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every buff, every perk

scenic trout
glossy sonnet
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So you're playing as mechanicus fighting iron hands?

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What happened there

storm jungle
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nah they just appear for like 1 section

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i think

vagrant fox
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take his hands again

vagrant fox
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I'll just wait for the skittles

scenic trout
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We waited to be dropped like this.... what we doing gamers

vagrant fox
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Maybe the Rogue Trader DLC

near wasp
storm jungle
heady rivet
rose thorn
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Chud hammer has been review bombing everything they don’t like now

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So it’s not a surprise

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On Amazon AOS books get review bombed

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And Apple Books

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Review bombed by like 3 people

heady rivet
near wasp
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Primarch slut excuse me?

heady rivet
storm jungle
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i genuinely feel like we should kill Pusher

near wasp
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I agree

rose thorn
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?

heady rivet
rose thorn
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What’s ai generated lmao

heady rivet
storm jungle
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I AINT HEARING IT

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👂 ❌

heady rivet
heady rivet
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5head

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No wonder

storm jungle
near wasp
rose thorn
rancid cove
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Question question

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Still good to get mad at them to make sure they do it in the future

rancid cove
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I already know the most likely answer but I want to get some outside insight

near wasp
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I mean gw literally has rules about not using ai

storm jungle
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🗣️ CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHEEEER

rancid cove
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I'm writing my warband to have started during the Heresy as a Legion Mix Combat Force that turned into an actual warband by the end of the Heresy
Millennia after they are still strong and mighty, but was thinking in their organization (social structure/hierarchy). Would it be unlikely if they end up not caring or organizing themselves in groups by their gene-seed origin, but something else entirely?

near wasp
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They'd probably just have squads mixed willy nilly

storm jungle
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^

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Also you should make their origin as strictly Black Shields

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every single Legion had them just break off to do stuff

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The gene-seed organisation is tricky, id say it would probably start out exotic but the more they suffer attrition and more the diverse geneseed occupants die out they maybe starting experimenting to combine them into some chimeric source thats used by them as CSM today

rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
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Also 5 to 6 Millennia following the Heresy to modern 40k is an ENORMOUS amount of time, you can fit them being a divergent bunge from that alone

storm jungle
rancid cove
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These are

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What I call

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"Cultural Impact"

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Separated it into Greater, Lesser and Fragmented

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Yea then like i said have them be mixed before this leads to kind of recruitment issues with them having so many divergent geneseeds, the tactics they adopted from these legions remain but their "pure" marines eventually all more or less get shoved off to the wayside in favor of chimeric geneseed experimentation

storm jungle
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even the most throwaway passage can give you ideas

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Just lie down or lounge infront of your PC and take notes on parts you like

arctic talon
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in terms of the 5e to 10e timespan

rancid cove
rancid cove
storm jungle
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Elite is right but old codexes also got great concepts/lore for well, homebrewing

rancid cove
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NOTED will check it out

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Might read the Black Books first tho

storm jungle
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so prob go the Huron way a bit in regarding how their loyalty is kept lol

heady rivet
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I have an idea for a fun thing to homebrew thestare

vagrant fox
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Always bet on 4e

rancid cove
storm jungle
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yeee that works then, good stuff

rancid cove
heady rivet
steel ingot
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my fav are always those older chaos legions that are formed by like accidents in the warp or something

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and then they're just all super freakos

heady rivet
steel ingot
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like the legions that are loyal to disparate probably nonexistent but very much unique gods and forces of the warp

steel ingot
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like how different warbands follow whatever the fuck random god and sometimes that god isnt even fucking real

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i love it

rose thorn
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WHY EXCLUDE MONSTWRS

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WHY WHY WHY WHY

steel ingot
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don like em

arctic talon
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they don't want daemon princes doing that shit

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lol

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Or Magnus

solid horizon
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fuck you
heals himself

rose thorn
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“Sorry we can’t have magnus heal 3 wounds your fuckin 2 hp sorcerer better not die after getting tapped with a 50 pound hammer”

arctic talon
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So this shit can revive rubrics lol

spare osprey
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Monshters.

rose thorn
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Can units manifest rituals?

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I thoguht only heroes can

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(I don’t play 1k)

solid horizon
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reanimation protocols for granny's ashes marines

rose thorn
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Lmao

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Wow this is uh

arctic talon
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Also the aspiring sorc can manifest rituals

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Shittily

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lol

rose thorn
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OG YEAHHHHHHHHHH

arctic talon
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If it comes down to it

rose thorn
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That makes sense lmao

arctic talon
rose thorn
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“Bro your tzaangors auto pistols have +6 detection!”

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I know the fire bow guys

languid meadow
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the fucking swarm

rose thorn
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Can you put enhancements on your “fuck it I mutate AAAAAAAAAA” spawn? Or do they expect you to bring a chaos spawn

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GEC

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SHCEJAVDHSGSCSGSCGSCSVSV

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GSCSGCSGACSGGSVSGSFSVGSC

near wasp
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Mags is losing it again

solid horizon
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I mean yeah if your faction got a new free thing you'd lose it again

rose thorn
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WE ARE GONNA GET BEW DEATCHMENTBAHDBE

steel ingot
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i mean if you liked 1ksons you'd loose it too

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look at magnus

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definition of lost it

storm jungle
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Maggie im getting the syringe

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💉

rose thorn
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WE HACE BEEN DEALING WITH OBLY HAING 3 DETACHMETS FOR 3 YEARS

solid horizon
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these detachments are good tho

storm jungle
rose thorn
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THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING

storm jungle
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🪚

solid horizon
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same with necrons ngl

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except 2 of them

rose thorn
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Necrons at least have 80 detachments

solid horizon
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80 shades of leadbelcher

steel ingot
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its because necrons are cool

solid horizon
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some of them are unplayable lol

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take anilhation legions

rose thorn
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“What if motorcycles have +1 Control score!”

solid horizon
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look inside
-> all it does is charge reroll for flayed ones and destroyers

rose thorn
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We have “does nothing until your units die because we forgot to fix this detachment to do something”
“Hero spam makes 1 type of unit slightly faster”
“Hero spam makes 1 type of unit slightly faster”
“+1 objective score for vehicles”
Then 2 detachments you can’t run with just codex gsc

rose thorn
tough haven
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80 detachments for necrons, look inside, 3 worth using

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hypercrypt is still king

solid horizon
spare osprey
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Golly, tabletop sounds like fuuun.

solid horizon
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waiting for this guy's jaw to solidify so I can sculpt it

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but it's burning hot in here so its not happening now

tough haven
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I would love annihilation legion if it actually did the thing its purported to do well

solid horizon
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starshitter, obeisance and hypercrypt

arctic talon
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you forgot the new destroyer one

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lol

rose thorn
arctic talon
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the new destroyer one is extremely good

tough haven
arctic talon
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"rough"
fucking necrons exist

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lol

solid horizon
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idk it's always been the one Iuse

arctic talon
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Necrons have been terrorist tier for all of 10e

rose thorn
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Lmao

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Yeah that too

solid horizon
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I can't really use any other detachment tbh

arctic talon
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Eldar were terrorist tier at the start of the edition

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but got toned down

tough haven
arctic talon
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nah

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thats literally not true tabletop wise lol

rose thorn
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It’s like launch eldar, necrons, GSC release but gsc hated it

solid horizon
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my 1100 points of necron are basically very outdated now

arctic talon
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Necrons are so fucking obnoxious

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actual cancer tier army rn lol

tough haven
arctic talon
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untrue

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lol

tough haven
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Shh just let me spread misinfo

arctic talon
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Every army this edition has had a period where its been viable except for like

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fucking Agents

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no

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stop spreading misinfo

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there's also more then 3 viable fucking necron detachments

rose thorn
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OH nvm launch custdoies was ass

rose thorn
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I mena release custodies

arctic talon
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also yes codex launch custodes was total ass

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GW had to like

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fix them

rose thorn
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Custodies and agents were doing bad for game reasons

solid horizon
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how to be fun with your opponents :
-apocalypse game
-infinite phalanx single unit rule
-use a spyder to give them fnp
-enjoy

arctic talon
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necrons literally have like 5 or 6 viable detachments lol

rose thorn
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And GKs suffer for other reasons

arctic talon
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no AT

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lol

rose thorn
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I heard ppl liked codex release CSM

solid horizon
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CSM is kinda obnoxious

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due to how minmaxable it is

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and I say this as CSM main

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ijust hate people who play metas with it

arctic talon
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CSM is a good codex

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the only big issue for CSM rn

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is a lot of their stuff is kinda overpriced

solid horizon
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abbadon pbz castle and abbadon's eye of terror beer party

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fuckin pactbound zealots

jade holly
solid horizon
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btw why is it called obeisance and not obedience

arctic talon
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in terms of Necrons detachments that have been at some point good to broken this edition:
Awakend dynasty, Canoptek Court(still good), Obesiance(still good), Starshatter(still the best), Cursed Legion(still good), Pantheon of Woe, Hypercrypt legion, Cryptek Conclave

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jfc

jade holly
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It’s a physical gesture

tough haven
arctic talon
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I just realized literally every detach they got but the stupid chud codex destroyer one

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is broken as shit

solid horizon
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oh ok

jade holly
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Like a deep bow of respect or reverence

arctic talon
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and then they replaced it with Cursed Legion anyways

solid horizon
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in french obeisance means obedience

arctic talon
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if you want to run destroyers

arctic talon
jade holly
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Cryptek Conclave seems really fun when you got the Plasmancer Immortal running around lol

arctic talon
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tbh

tough haven
arctic talon
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💀

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unless you're refering to non imperium books

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in that case we're also getting more then ever

tough haven
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Im referring to non imperium books

arctic talon
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Yeah

tough haven
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Yeah recenty its been better

arctic talon
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its a lot fucking better now

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nah

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its been better since 8e lol

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I guess thats recent by GW standards

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almost 10 years old now

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💀

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fuck

tough haven
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Yep

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time marches unending

solid horizon
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I keep hearing about 8e

jade holly
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What edition did TDK and TIaTD release in?

arctic talon
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like

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9e?

jade holly
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That makes sense

solid horizon
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never got to witness it because I was in deep sleep KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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8e is like

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decent

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like every other 40k edition ever it has issues

jade holly
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Warhammer pre 9e and post 9e sounds so fucking different lmao

arctic talon
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anyways I want GW to triple the cost of the c'tan you take

solid horizon
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went to sleep at the end of 6th and woke up on 10th

arctic talon
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lol

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7e is when GW

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changed a lot

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well 8e rather

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GW actually started doing something called

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communication

vagrant fox
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Only the editions that almost killed GW were good

arctic talon
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so 7e and 2e

jade holly
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Awakened Dynasty is so general any sort of army works in it right?

arctic talon
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Awakend dynasty is generalist yes

jade holly
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Imagine if they make Shatterstar 1DP lmao

arctic talon
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starshatter is also generalist shooting

jade holly
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No one’s surviving

arctic talon
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I think I'd kill myself if starshatter is 1DP

vagrant fox
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I wanna throw 5th in there but I don't remember why

arctic talon
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5th had a lot of shitty lore

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lol

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also flying blood angel land raiders

spare osprey
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Veterans, tell the ignorant one.
Was 9e fun? Interesting?

arctic talon
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9e was fun and interesting

jade holly
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Realistically I see Obesiance, Cryptek Conclave or Annihilation Legion being 1DP

arctic talon
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I think 10e is genuinely the most boring fucking edition ever

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not that its bad

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it just lacks fluff

vagrant fox
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I'd repressed the land raiders. You should be scourged for reminding me

arctic talon
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It lacks fluff everywhere

jade holly
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I swear I noticed a trend where I keep joining games during their most boring iteration

solid horizon
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I swear I love obeisance phalanx because the enhancements are over the top overkill bullshit

arctic talon
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and GW's insistance on having "1 army rule only" is fucking dumb lol

jade holly
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I joined Mortal Kombat in MKX

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Joining Warhammer in 10e

arctic talon
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MK11 is literally the most boring MK

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anyone who disagrees just likes watching gore and x-rays

vagrant fox
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Pure copium 4e still mogs

arctic talon
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tbh my favorite edition of 40k is none of them

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every edition does stuff well

solid horizon
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why the fuck would you want to use precision and anti infantry on this

arctic talon
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10e does missions great lol

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like

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missions are insanely good in 10e

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objective setups and the like

jade holly
spare osprey
solid horizon
arctic talon
solid horizon
arctic talon
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or 1 month

jade holly
arctic talon
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Tbh I think 11e seems a lot more fun then 10e

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so far

jade holly
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That’s what I’m doing

arctic talon
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but we'll see lol

vagrant fox
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No reason not to wait

jade holly
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Never played a 10e game ever

arctic talon
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btw

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if you really want to

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read the core rules

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they're literally free

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and a chunk of them won't change

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between editions

solid horizon
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obeisance phalanx is good for me because uh

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lemme just grab my list

spare osprey
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Yeh, got them core rules at home.
Somewhere.
In my mess of a downloads folder.

jade holly
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I want Triarch Praetorians to actually feel like Triarch Praetorians

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BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CUSTODIAN EQUIVALENT FOR NECRONS ON 32 FUCKING MM BASES

arctic talon
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I mean

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base size doesn't really matter

solid horizon
arctic talon
solid horizon
arctic talon
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Like deadass

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small base size is arguably better for melee units

solid horizon
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do NOT ask why there are 7 immortals

jade holly
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I didn’t get the book

solid horizon
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me neither KEKW_ogryn

rocky gale
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Just use the rules there

jade holly
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You know what would be sick actually?

solid horizon
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nurgle

jade holly
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With the new leader and support changes for units

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Bring back Zahndrekh and Obyron as a unique Leader Supportnduo

arctic talon
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they'll do it eventually lol

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just gotta wait

jade holly
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And let Obyron be a stance switcher depending on how close to the unit he is and give him an ability to return to Zahndrekh’s side

solid horizon
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I need more flayed ones

jade holly
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Turn Zahndrekh into a puppet fighter

solid horizon
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even if they're trash

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garbage I daresay

jade holly
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A unit of 6 Wraiths with a Technomancer in the standard right?

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for Wraiths?

arctic talon
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Yes

jade holly
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I never really looked at Canoptek Court

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Are the rules any good?

rose thorn
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The KT?

arctic talon
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no

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the detachment

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its pretty good

rose thorn
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OHHH lmao

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My bad

vagrant fox
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Every time I look at the sm2 modding discord is a new mistake

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I really ought to read the 10e codexes but I have to get them, what a bother

rancid cove
vagrant fox
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Not anymore, I usually read them and then discard. I can't be bothered to get more storage space

rancid cove
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Fuuuuck

storm jungle
rancid cove
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I havent gotten to downloading shit yet so I lack literally everything KEKW_ogryn, in work rn so i cant even do it if i wanted to

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Shits bad

jade holly
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Damn my Royal Court ain’t here yet

vagrant fox
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Someone make me lock in to finish Veterans of The Fall

rancid cove
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No, read Wolftime instead

vagrant fox
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gross

spare osprey
vagrant fox
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It's gone from ok to uninteresting with just one chapter

spare osprey
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Eat the pages you don't like then.

vagrant fox
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ghoulish behaviour

languid meadow
vagrant fox
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Usually some new iron warrior chud

urban spire
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it's fascinating how fascist followers admire people in fiction who totaly suppress themselves

solid horizon
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Drew warhammer stuff for the first time lol

near wasp
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Bro looks so fucking done

solid horizon
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any ressemblence with kravek more is entirely coincidental

vagrant fox
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now that i'm home

88
yakubian prototype
that description

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I know what kind of person this is and the iron warriors attracts them enmasse

near wasp
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Bros got 88 in his name and I doubt he means the year

solid horizon
daring creek
heady rivet
vagrant fox
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many such cases

near wasp
vagrant fox
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I could be a chad racist instead I'm a lazy chud who doesn't care

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what a horrid world

outer wave
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LMAO

sacred ginkgo
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I've seen this gif for so long

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The british physique truly is unmatched

outer wave
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Its definitely one of the many physiques out there

rancid cove
vagrant fox
sacred ginkgo
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They're just built like that

solid horizon
solid horizon
forest moat
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Chapter of the day: Storm wardens

solid horizon
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reverse astral claw

jade holly
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People like that give us normal IW fans a bad rep

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I hate him

vagrant fox
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Naturally, I like the Iron Warriors too. It's a broader 40k problem

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esp around the space marine parts

jade holly
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Speaking of IW you think we’ll get a Honsou model soon officially?

vagrant fox
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Has he even been mentioned in the last 10 years

jade holly
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I have no clue

vagrant fox
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But we got a Cain model so never say never

jade holly
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Plus we got a new Warsmith recently too

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And Kravek seems to be an absolute hit

alpine star
solid horizon
jade holly
solid horizon
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yesnt

jade holly
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Like they’re Chaos Space Marines in them?

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or is it a pure daemon

solid horizon
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they're biomechanical pushinment for CSM

alpine star
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mostly. You never really know with how much tech heresy is going on

solid horizon
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basically it's like a dreadnought but uh

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satanic

vagrant fox
jade holly
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Just wondering if they can be used to bring someone like Forrix back

solid horizon
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chaos dreadnought and helbrutes arent the same thing

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CSM can still get entombed

alpine star
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they started at dreadnaughts, but they are fabulously cursed, so, now, no one wants to go in there and even when the pilot is removed, you gotta chain these things down so they don't go on rampages

hollow zodiac
jade holly
solid horizon
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the first instance of a helbrute Im pretty sure was mortis metallikus

solid horizon
hollow zodiac
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Oh that's a bummer

alpine star
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hellbrutes have been due for a model refresh for years now

solid horizon
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RIP EC sonic dreadnought (EC have no access to helbrute despite having the most dope looking model)

hollow zodiac
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MAN

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That's what I'm building too, double bummer

solid horizon
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his bro said "nuh uh hop in the helbrute"

outer wave
solid horizon
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then became corrupted against his will

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CSM can still get entombed in actual dreads if they have such pieces in their possession

alpine star
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I am going to emphasise, chaos has all kind of mechanical horrors in lore, gw just hasn't made them yet

solid horizon
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yes because it's entirely up to you

rose thorn
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Tf I thought I blocked this guy

solid horizon
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I like to imagine you can helbrute someone with another format than bipedal machine

hollow zodiac
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I'd be down to see one in treads

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Like a pissed off cancerous combat servitor

solid horizon
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my necron army (alternatively dark mechanicus chaos androids)'s triarch stalker is a helbrute of the forgeworld's defense chapter's captain

hollow zodiac
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I wish dark mechanicus was more of a thing

solid horizon
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I need to complete this thing

hollow zodiac
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They're so cool conceptually

solid horizon
vagrant fox
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I'd like to see some more of them in 40k proper

alpine star
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darkmech really just tends to steal the show every time they show up in a book

hollow zodiac
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I don't wanna spam caps but that looks really fucking cool

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That fleshy paint scheme is really really good

alpine star
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at least we got some fun mechanical abominations with the more recent chaos knight stuff

outer wave
solid horizon
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tbh it's funny because my dark mech has 2 distinct sides

hollow zodiac
solid horizon
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there is the mechanicus side where the magos turns everyone into a tech zombie in every format possible, usually flesh monsters

outer wave
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@rose thorn Look up YTBlock extension, that should allow you to properly block off channels

solid horizon
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and then there is the warpsmith and his morbillion non fleshy daemon engines

rose thorn
outer wave
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I dont even know who that is

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But I can only imagine

hollow zodiac
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Oh what that's sad. I watched a video of his talking about op stuff in old editions but haven't seen him on my feed much after

alpine star
hollow zodiac
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Hate to see it

alpine star
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anyway, still annoyed vashtorr went to csm

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the lord discordant mini also has some fantastic darkmech aesthetics

solid horizon
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dark mech is part of csm

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unfortunately a lot of its stuff is now legends

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soulforged warpack is the closest you can get to a dark mech detachment

hollow zodiac
#

I've heard that thrown around a bit, is legends like old star wars eu?

solid horizon
#

no

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it's discontinued models or forgeworld stuff

hollow zodiac
#

Oooohhhhh

solid horizon
#

discontinued as in not updated

hollow zodiac
#

Yee, I gotcha

solid horizon
#

some of them are still sold

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for waaay too much

hollow zodiac
#

Lol

rancid cove
hollow zodiac
solid horizon
#

these are technically dark mech :

#

Negavolt Cultists ✝️
Hellwright ✝️
Bloodslaughterer ✝️
Decimator ✝️
Kytan Ravager ✝️
Greater Blight Drone ✝️
Greater Brass Scorpion ✝️
Venomcrawler
Defiler
Heldrake
Forge/Maulerfind
Lord of Skulls
Warpsmith
Lord Discordant

hollow zodiac
#

I wish to torture myself with trim

outer wave
hollow zodiac
#

TRUE

solid horizon
#

so many bits to get your brush stuck in

hollow zodiac
#

Bruh you weren't kidding

solid horizon
#

at least the heldrake wings are flat so you can paint trim with a paint roller KEKW_ogryn

hollow zodiac
#

I'm stealing that idea

lament shoal
#

How lore friendly would it be for a pdf colonel on munda to defect to one of the gangs?

hollow zodiac
#

I wish I could use the stuff from my job more often but that's more for like, house paint not hobby stuff

sacred ginkgo
heady rivet
#

Godspeed

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Its got precedent also people desert constantly

sacred ginkgo
#

The private sector calls

spare osprey
hollow zodiac
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To which the answer is usually "fuck off" lmao

rose thorn
#

Or something

lament shoal
#

Thx guys!

celest dome
#

Most of the PDF is made by Gangers, them defecting back to go back to the gang wars is really easy to write

sacred ginkgo
#

It makes more money and is probably less shit

spare osprey
heady rivet
jade holly
#

You know what my 12/13e wish is?

#

Vashtorr becomes a chaos god and gets his own codex, introducing the Dark Mech into 40K

heady rivet
#

And we see gangers get drafted into the Guard itself on occasion. Even the Enforcers have been mustered up to fight off-world before

solid horizon
#

yes but no

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please no

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the vashtorr love should be calmed

languid meadow
#

Forges of Mars seems pretty good so far 👍

vagrant fox
#

it's time for peak before I resume VoTF

spring cairn
#

i read bitter sausage

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sorry

vagrant fox
#

disappointed in you

dapper gyro
#

You are not the only one.

#

I read it sauage as well.

languid meadow
#

I kept seeing bitter sauce

jade holly
opaque coyote
heady rivet
#

@vagrant fox why are you such a debbie downer today

solid horizon
vagrant fox
#

I ate too many onion rings and my tummy hurts a tiny bit

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I have to take it out on someone

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also don't at me

near wasp
#

I ate alligator tacos and now my tummy is angy

heady rivet
heady rivet
near wasp
# heady rivet

It's such a problem that a lot of medieval armor had space for it

steel ingot
#

i know its more of a book club topic but like

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i cant tell if people love or hate nick kyme

plush mason
steel ingot
#

world of darkness love lets GO

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AND ITS WEREWORLF

jade holly
#

As badass is this is, I think he needs to slouch more

steel ingot
#

the objectively best one

languid meadow
#

In hammer and bolter he's up right

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In his art he's up right

jade holly
#

Problem is in the Infinite and the Divine they mention how his form was always slouched over like he was in life

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It’s just weird seeing him stand fully upright

languid meadow
#

It's been consistent with this for a while now idk why

jade holly
#

Just a weird disconnect

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Not a major one but still

languid meadow
#

He's slouched in his model as well

jade holly
#

I like to imagine his big ass cloak also weighs him down

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But clearly that doesn’t seem to be the case

arctic talon
#

let him aura farm unslouched for a bit

near wasp
#

His entire cowl is him slouching

tough haven
#

Like all necrons, their form is only how they want to look

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as necrodermis reacts to their desires

#

Maybe he slouches unconsiously sometimes just cause its how he was when he was alive,

jade holly
arctic talon
#

probably like how people do it irl as inqusition said

#

Its just habit after a while and you can't break it

urban spire
jade holly
#

Just wish he slouched more in his recent depictions

urban spire
#

actualy it occurs to me i don't know if that's mechanicus 2 or rogue trader

sacred ginkgo
#

Rogue trader

urban spire
#

related: i reckon there's no real way they'll let the player character be admech in dark heresy

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seeing as how you end up with the rosette and all

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sucks

solid horizon
#

but since he's resting on his staff he looks like he's leaning on the side

languid meadow
#

I did not read that as "related"

solid horizon
#

forgive a million years old man has little back issues

vagrant fox
#

skissue

arctic talon
#

?????????

languid meadow
#

Huh

sacred ginkgo
#

Wuh

arctic talon
#

someone sent that to another server I'm in

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I needed to share it

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bcs what the fuck did they search to get that result

solid horizon
arctic talon
#

the cogitator is doing some freaky shit Magos

spring cairn
#

this ai shit needs to stop 🥀

solid horizon
#

AI Overview sounds like a shitty stratagem that increases OC of a unit leader by 1 for a single phase

vagrant fox
#

The llm is developing freaky tendencies

languid meadow
arctic talon
solid horizon
#

I swear stratagems and abilities that increase or decrease OC stats are fucking useless

plush mason
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

I remember when Google ai was first added and it was telling people to kill themselves

arctic talon
#

Ship it

#

This will be in the new 11e Tau Codex

solid horizon
#

nah GW will eventually make dark mechanicus and add this for some reason

storm jungle
#

have you seen most of humanity 😔

solid horizon
#

I remember reading homebrew dark mechanicus codice

#

not only the content barely had anything to do with the matter but it was also ridiculously overpowered

arctic talon
#

Wonderful

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I love dogshit homebrew

celest cedar
plush mason
spring cairn
#

ye

near wasp
#

Oh yeah

#

Werewolves are crazy

languid meadow
solid horizon
#

I thought making army abilities intercompatible for apocalypse game was overpowered, but apparently there is worse than 100 necron warriors with fnp 5+ and 7 inches movement

solid horizon
#

or warpsmith supporting warhound lol

storm jungle
#

good job america

arctic talon
#

Wraiths with all the biker shit marines and GSC got

#

hear me out lol

#

think of the horrific things you could do to people with that stupid GSC bike stratagem

solid horizon
#

yeah well in this specific context it was infinite phalanx apoc rule + a dominus and noospheric transferance KEKW_ogryn

#

oh god

spring cairn
#

AI is going to replace everyone

#

even the morons who just be typing shit

solid horizon
#

tbh its why I love models that are intercompatible between multiple armies and have specific gimmicks

#

unfortunately most of these are legends now

#

terrax pattern drill for example

#

well

solid horizon
#

it's originally 30k isnt it

#

the other ad mech player suggested to proxy necron warriors as skitarii vanguards

#

brother, you are NOT surviving 100 skitarii in close range

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that's like

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300 attacks

surreal nest
arctic talon
outer wave
#

Im just glad Ive blocked off most if not all AI on my laptop and browsers

arctic talon
#

but since FW makes it

#

it got sent to Legends

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

same with secutarii lol

#

You can't

outer wave
#

I was using Duckduckgo for a bit

surreal nest
#

i was not accusing you of that

outer wave
#

No no Im not offended!

#

Right now Im trying out Startpage

solid horizon
#

what would technically be the best CSM units to stuff in a termite

#

I was thinking noise marines but uh

#

idk

solid horizon
#

since you dont have to charge (and fail) like melee legionaires or berzerkers

arctic talon
#

oh wait

#

fucking havocs

#

shove in 2 squads of havocs

#

lol

#

or 1 10 man squad

surreal nest
#

i like librewolf

outer wave
#

I havent used Librewolf, been using Waterfox

solid horizon
outer wave
#

On my phone, recently moved to Brave

surreal nest
outer wave
surreal nest
#

if right wingers hate something then that means its really good

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

2 havocs and a warpsmith to boost da drill

surreal nest
solid horizon
#

since the guy can be attached to havocs

near wasp
#

If you form all your opinions on hating what the other side likes you've gone too far buddy.

solid horizon
#

da heavy weapon subway

surreal nest
arctic talon
#

not true smh

#

they're in this chat a lot

languid meadow
#

It truly depends

near wasp
#

I just got here

#

Lol

arctic talon
#

I'm bored

near wasp
#

I'm in this chat off and on all day

solid horizon
#

I come here when I paint or wait for stuff

surreal nest
solid horizon
#

my mind is mostly away therefore I say stupid shit but it's fun

surreal nest
#

no flame but obvious joke was obvious joke

surreal nest
#

my statement would mean that Concord was actually a really good game

vagrant fox
storm jungle
near wasp
#

I never even played concord

dapper gyro
#

I would hire one with my retired money.

surreal nest
#

Nobody has

near wasp
#

Fax

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

concord, the plane or the town ?

surreal nest
#

i think the 15 people that played concord got an ancient curse

surreal nest
solid horizon
#

yes

#

they are now all chaos spawns

vagrant fox
arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

questionmark

near wasp
#

It legit had double digit player counts

storm jungle
surreal nest
solid horizon
storm jungle
near wasp
#

Wtf

#

Is this some reference to the genocide I'm not understanding

outer wave
#

No, I just tried to rewrite the acronym

surreal nest
storm jungle
near wasp
#

The fuck is going on

languid meadow
#

Make it end

jade holly
arctic talon
#

I feel like I'm having a stroke

vagrant fox
#

watch wigan kebab

arctic talon
#

reading this

solid horizon
#

literally fallout 1 harry

near wasp
#

That's it

vagrant fox
near wasp
#

Your both getting lobotomized

solid horizon
#

MECHANICUS ANTI GRAVITY AIRCRAFT

arctic talon
rose thorn
jade holly
#

Multiple Apples Give Appraisal

outer wave
#

Make Armenia Gravy, Aye?

storm jungle
languid meadow
solid horizon
#

Methodist Attack Group Awards

languid meadow
#

BOMB

outer wave
storm jungle
outer wave
spring cairn
#

mental breakdown

near wasp
#

Do I need to call another warden atp

storm jungle
near wasp
#

I'm losing it

arctic talon
#

The cycle is broken

solid horizon
#

Malicious Anti Gay American

jade holly
#

When you get to that one part of the song on a scratched disc

solid horizon
#

real

languid meadow
#

I have a random USEP screenshot of Titus the first

#

Like this is from months ago

#

Idk why

near wasp
#

All my homies hate meade

solid horizon
languid meadow
#

Is this

#

Fire rises

solid horizon
#

...Yes

languid meadow
#

Lol

solid horizon
#

a friend tried to show me how HOI4 works

#

but I didnt understand shit

#

so I sent david lynch and mr bean to spy on USSR for fun

solid horizon
#

Plant vs War

spring cairn
#

@storm jungle

outer wave
#

Okay thats my last one

opaque coyote
#

So something I actually researched about boredom

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

@spring cairn Moron

opaque coyote
#

The stereotype of Black people liking watermelon and fried chicken

#

Kinda wondered where it even came from because like...

#

I like watermelon and fried chicken

solid horizon
#

black people cultivated watermelon on their own

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Everyone does

solid horizon
#

and it became a symbol of freedom

storm jungle
#

Next

near wasp
#

Same with grape Kool aid, it's cheap and readily available

solid horizon
#

and obviously, free blacks not involving free price tag did not make the white happy

#

so they tried to turn it into an insult

storm jungle
#

Literally most ethnicites have some regular food they constantly eat lol

solid horizon
#

yes but for this there is a historical reason

languid meadow
#

foods being used as a symbol of freedom is interesting

#

have you seen the pig that looks like the danish flag

near wasp
#

A lot of poor people in the us eat chicken, bbq, drink Kool aid and everybody I know likes watermelon

spring cairn
#

what is kool aid

storm jungle
#

its aid but its kool

spring cairn
#

like I know what it looks like

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

cool aids

spring cairn
#

describe taste

languid meadow
#

sugar

surreal nest
spring cairn
#

i see

storm jungle
#

SUGAR

surreal nest
#

SUGAR

opaque coyote
spring cairn
#

it's banned here

solid horizon
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

if you ping me with your nonsense again im deleting the mesages thumbsup_ogryn

languid meadow
storm jungle
#

lmao

#

owned

rose thorn
#

Tf

spare osprey
#

Buh.

solid horizon
#

hadron racist af fr

rose thorn
#

Did they send a YouTube video link to some record lmao

opaque coyote
# opaque coyote As for Watermelon. The popularization of it actually came from Vaudeville plays

Mack and Moran, AKA The Two Black Crows were a popular blackface comedy duo who worked the vaudeville circuit and Broadway for years after WWI and into the 1920s. They were actually pretty "tame" compared to their plantation-based 19th-century counterparts like Christy's Minstrels or Land & Dilward, but their popularity performing on Broadway and with WC Fields led to a very well-received radio program with a popular, oft-repeated but.

MACK: Wish I had an ice-cold watamelon.

MORAN: Oh lawdy. Me too.

MACK: Wish I had a thousand ice-cold watamelons.

MORAN: Glory be. I bet if you had a thousand ice-cold watamelons, you'd give me one.

MACK: No, no siree! If you are too lazy to wish for your own watamelons, you ain't gon' git none o' mine.

Mack & Moran eventually moved into talkies, where their watermelon bits continued to be a hit. Other minstrel acts before and after the Two Black Crows made use of watermelon as visual shorthand for lazy and naive, too, but the Two Black Crows left plenty of recordings behind.

spring cairn
#

wtf

rose thorn
#

IT WAS LAATI???

spring cairn
#

capital wall of text detected

rose thorn
#

I thoguht it was a bot

opaque coyote
#

Being simple minded enough to only pursue simple joys like a watermelon slice instead of planning for the future

forest orbit
#

Guys

#

Did the Armagedda box come out yet

solid horizon
#

talk about racism and that summons eli

storm jungle
#

I think it did?

solid horizon
#

absolute cinema

#

the price came out

#

it's in pre order

forest orbit
#

FUCK

near wasp
#

He does have a black templar pfp

languid meadow
#

language you fucker

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

thats a lot of bucks for push fit models

opaque coyote
#

101

solid horizon
#

so true

opaque coyote
#

Like I am not spending $60 for a set of small figurines

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

buy recast 👲 🇨🇳

forest orbit
#

🫡

solid horizon
#

second hand is fairly cheap as well as long as you are not looking for specific metal models such as old guard regiments, harlequins or necrons

opaque coyote
#

Also as for Watermelon. It was grown mainly due to it being able to grown in low quality soil, not needing much maintenance, and also having high water content

#

The fruit with water in it's name has high water content

#

I can't believe it

solid horizon
#

I could swear I read about it becoming a symbol of black independance

opaque coyote
#

Post civil war

solid horizon
#

I am not (fully) insane !

opaque coyote
#

Fruit was a popular cash crop for newly freedmen

#

Allowing them to achieve economic soverignity

solid horizon
#

yeah that

opaque coyote
#

Also I dived into this rabbit hole purely because

#

I was eating fried chicken

#

And wondered why black people had that as a stereotype

#

Just randomly

#

I'm Chinese btw

solid horizon
#

nothing wrong with that

opaque coyote
near wasp
#

Oh no

opaque coyote
#

Also yeah

#

It was good

#

I like buffalo sauce

solid horizon
#

holy shit im surrounded by chinese people

languid meadow
#

a very chinese time of your life

near wasp
#

I'm American but I took mandrin in jr high

solid horizon
#

my minis are chinese, you are chinese, elite wolf is chinese

#

invasion of the bodysnatchers

vagrant fox
#

this is me btw, superior and cultivationmaxing, looking at this chat

solid horizon
opaque coyote
#

Y'know China would be a place I would actually consider moving to if it wasn't for the

Human Rights violations

solid horizon
#

glory to the glorious chinese omerta

#

same

opaque coyote
#

And the severe government overreach

solid horizon
#

china would be cool

opaque coyote
#

And also unfriendlyness towards LGBTQ+ people

#

...

solid horizon
#

only if it wasnt a dictatorship staregryn

opaque coyote
#

Like even more than America

#

...at least as of right now anyways

languid meadow
#

we got a big win over in China recently... the problem is

#

still can't adopt

opaque coyote
solid horizon
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mma9fEmJBNM @opaque coyote @arctic talon can you confirm

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I translated Wikipedia's timeline of Chinese History from 2000BC all the way to the modern day using languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.

MUSIC

China (Medieval) - Sid Mei...

▶ Play video
opaque coyote
#

Actually go onto porn websites without needing a vpn

languid meadow
#

you still need to do that in the US depending on where you live

opaque coyote
#

Since yeah porn websites are illegal in China

opaque coyote
#

But like

#

At least VPNs aren't blocked also

#

You kinda have to dive deep to find one if you're already in China

#

And you have to have multiple

#

To switch to

#

And some VPNs don't work

#

Also you won't get arrested

#

And sent to prison for

#

Watching or making it

#

So hey America is

#

technically more free

#

...

#

We are fucked

opaque coyote
languid meadow
#

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE IM KILLING MYSELF

opaque coyote