#40k-lore-chat

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vagrant fox
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DigiCircus is fine as long as you completely ignore the dumbass fandom

steel ingot
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consider this dilara, the creator of suffering more than you

solid horizon
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everything is zoomer or chud

storm jungle
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its true

daring creek
nocturne crest
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No, you will get Gameoverse and Planetronika.

daring creek
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Everything is shit if you define things by the people who like it

steel ingot
daring creek
vagrant fox
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Nah there's worse fandoms

timid pasture
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Tf is planetronika?

steel ingot
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like here in the hedge maze

storm jungle
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what actually is the worst fandom in existence

surreal nest
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helldivers

storm jungle
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FUCK

solid horizon
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bible

storm jungle
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I WAS GONNA SAY IT

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LMAO

nocturne crest
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Damn.

steel ingot
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hearts of iron

daring creek
vagrant fox
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I lurked in a lot of Stephens Universe fandom spaces and it was really rancid

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Actually funny

storm jungle
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Worst part is Helldivers is not even exaggerating

nocturne crest
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I was going to say Harry Potter.

daring creek
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The biggest fandom is the worst

solid horizon
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bible fandom

steel ingot
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HoI players who think they're gonna be the next hitler

daring creek
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make note, the smaller fan communities, they are not annoying or everywhere

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because few people like it

solid horizon
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"wah wah jesus will save you, wah wah jesus loves you"

daring creek
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The bigger it gets

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the worse it gets

storm jungle
daring creek
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because people suck

steel ingot
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we've played these games before

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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speaking of sucking I want Dilara to buy me tech adept tomorrow when it's not skitarii and people get butthurt

daring creek
surreal nest
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the helldivers dude who got doxxed i couldnt really give a fuck less about he was a chud who just posted daily whining on helldivers unfiltered subreddit like its not he had a life for them to find out about

solid horizon
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jesus wouldnt ask you if you have a spare moment to talk about himself and harass you at your doorstep

vagrant fox
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Oh yeah, that guy

storm jungle
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in a horse sanctuary no less

storm jungle
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the latter is not much mentioned in media huh?

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Funny

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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Hey devs, play the game on the highest difficulty with a shitty loadout

doxxed

storm jungle
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^

vagrant fox
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what a world

steel ingot
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kinda fucked really

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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idk they're all the same subreddits to me

solid horizon
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jesus died twice only to come back as a commercial banner for promotion of fascism and dogma

vagrant fox
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whinge whinge whinge

surreal nest
storm jungle
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I dont give a shit how vindictive I sound i feel so fucking happy the Helldivers fandom mask fully fell off finally.

I always hated how obnoxious/fascist as well as toxic the fandom was when the game launched now 2 years later they are literal pariahs, genuinely so satisfying to see lmao

vagrant fox
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I don't know enough about them to differentiate tbh

surreal nest
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anytime a community prides itself about being "uncensored unfiltered" etc its just the chuds who got banned from the main community for being racist lol

solid horizon
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never ask a night lord fan what their political alignment is

storm jungle
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they are SO funny

vagrant fox
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Isn't part of it that the Helldivers mods delete any overly critical posts

steel ingot
surreal nest
steel ingot
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a mixed mash of psychotic brain blend?

surreal nest
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genuinely where do you get the time

storm jungle
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This.

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This is the entire subreddit.

steel ingot
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gamers are perhaps too entitled these days

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devs used to fuck up their games and you just had to roll with it

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people would not of survived the rolling hills of up and down that was the payday 2 meta life cycle

steel ingot
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we made assault rifles good but they were too good so we changed enemy health numbers so we changed skill application so we changed enemy spawn rates so we changed-

rancid cove
daring creek
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I wish the sociopath deck was good

steel ingot
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like a fucking oroboros

storm jungle
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perfect comparison holy shit

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just eating their own tail

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lmao

languid meadow
storm jungle
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best part is both exist btw

steel ingot
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LMAO

storm jungle
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both western and chinese lmao

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Chinadivers are unhinged

steel ingot
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we're all feeling very Chinese these days

daring creek
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chinadivers.

rancid cove
dapper gyro
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This is why many games have dedicated Chinese version.

daring creek
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was about to say that

storm jungle
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never forget chinese players review bombed the game during the invasion of Super Earth because the mega-city where china is was being attacked

These people are insane

dapper gyro
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Most of the time, people thought that it is to get over the Chinese laws.

steel ingot
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i mean after living with friend from China for a few years i picked up going "aiya" and iunno i think that increases my Chinese factor by at least a little

vital ginkgo
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Are there any written nostraman words or sentences? Do we know what it looks or sounds like?

steel ingot
dapper gyro
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But it is not the case, as international game server never stopped in China.

rancid cove
steel ingot
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we should all get a little more Vietnamese really i don't get the hype around getting Chinese

storm jungle
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Economical superpower

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thats it really

steel ingot
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all my Vietnamese homies chill as fuck

dapper gyro
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You have one right here.

heady rivet
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My friend keeps so many tabs open I want him tortured in a shipping container

nocturne crest
steel ingot
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to which i have more than i thought i would

steel ingot
storm jungle
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fuck you and your coverup

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lmao

daring creek
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LMFAO

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YEEAAAAHHHH

rancid cove
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NOTHING HAPPENED IN BAE SIN SAE

sharp pollen
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omegalul

surreal nest
# languid meadow

hd2 unfiltered literally when theyre pissed off about soemthing they post their own negative reviews and talk about how they will win this war

heady rivet
rancid cove
dapper gyro
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Tweak her more.

rancid cove
daring creek
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I have like 9 tabs open rn

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It can easily turn into 20+

steel ingot
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my wife keeps 15+ tabs open on her tablet and wonders why chrome is slow

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pissin me off

rancid cove
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The first 3 seconds of the video sounds like a exaggerated chinese ad in a failed dark comedy movie

steel ingot
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again the armor was fine and i really don't get why people got so mad at checks notes "lunar new year armor" but then again the hitler particle emissions from the average player is high

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because it's a massive cultural event

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im gonna review bomb deep rock cause of the new year Chinese influence

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like

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hurnh

vagrant fox
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deep rock deserves it

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Copenhagen should be annihilated

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and anything associated with it

urban spire
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denmark

vagrant fox
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yeah it's in denmark

steel ingot
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the danes...

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i think...

vagrant fox
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yeah danes live in denmark

languid meadow
steel ingot
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where are the danes from

urban spire
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i know i've been

urban spire
vagrant fox
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Nah that's me after eating legumes for a week

urban spire
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i need to get back to the grocery store

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strawberries are SO in season

arctic talon
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Other nations that aren’t China also celebrate it lmao

urban spire
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and i need to eat them all before anyone else does

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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still the phrasing makes you sound a little nuts

languid meadow
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A lot of Canada does but we have a large Chinese population

steel ingot
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like newyearslop is crazy

arctic talon
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Okay sure I guess lol

arctic talon
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Does it matter?

storm jungle
vagrant fox
storm jungle
arctic talon
crystal forum
daring creek
storm jungle
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like 60 gifs

arctic talon
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Yes it is if they put it into games lol

steel ingot
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and what with China being a big nation with many Chinese i don't think the idea of the horse year is an active threat to my culture

crystal forum
urban spire
daring creek
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I love cats

steel ingot
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i just sorta look at funny horse drawings from my friends

crystal forum
daring creek
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no!!

arctic talon
daring creek
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I love cats!!!

vagrant fox
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Some North American indiginous people celebrate a lunar new years, racist ☝️ 🤓

crystal forum
vagrant fox
urban spire
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we have our own strawberry farms

daring creek
arctic talon
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Lmao

crystal forum
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why are they called strawberries when there's no straw involved and i dont even think they're considered berries

steel ingot
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my friend made their fursona a horse for the new years does that make them compromised in the Chinese culture war like

vagrant fox
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Norway has farms and food? The world is full of surprises

daring creek
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I could not recall getting up and walking sometimes dude

urban spire
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damn, been over 20 years since i was in legoland though

daring creek
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time felt DIFFERENT

urban spire
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that's nostalgic

steel ingot
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iunno my values are not this dedicated i guess

arctic talon
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Neither are mine

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I just like the holiday smh

steel ingot
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it's a new years holiday it's not an insidious thing

arctic talon
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And it has religious significance as well but no one gives a shit really

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lol

urban spire
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a friend of mine streamed google street view and showed me the florida lego thing in downtown disney recently, WEIRD to see

steel ingot
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i mean i know about it a bit

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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i like chinese new years because that means i get more video game sales

urban spire
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it's not called downtown disney anymore it's called something else

arctic talon
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lol

daring creek
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My chinese new year is rooster

arctic talon
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The wheels of capitalism will grind all culture into a pulp

steel ingot
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okay does celebrating Christmas spread euro Christian influence

daring creek
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so im a cock

rancid cove
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found the artist i paid for my community on twitter posting 1 art per day while he gives me no news of my commission
This mf said he was close to finishing it like last week

daring creek
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😎

rancid cove
steel ingot
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like we can play this sociological game all day

arctic talon
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My parents wanted to wait until it was the year of the dragon to have me at one point

crystal forum
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we getting sociological in here

vagrant fox
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my chinese lunar animal is the cock grabs zenis

urban spire
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@vagrant fox this thing's in florida

crystal forum
urban spire
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i'm not in florida

daring creek
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did u build it while u were in florida

vagrant fox
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I have like 4 variants of this gif

crystal forum
storm jungle
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but thats also like too late at this point

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about most of the world celebrates christmas lol

urban spire
daring creek
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Christmas is just family slop now

storm jungle
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even when they dont do the rleigious shit

vagrant fox
storm jungle
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see turkey

storm jungle
crystal forum
arctic talon
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Christmas is literally family slop now

steel ingot
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but yeah i got made aware of some Chinese religious nuances from my friend cause his mom ran a museum in China

quiet orchid
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Why ppl do that?

arctic talon
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Yeah

urban spire
vagrant fox
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Disney's satanic

daring creek
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now what

crystal forum
steel ingot
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really made me fascinated with sun wukongs tv show from the 90s of all things

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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Disney took good honest Euro folktales with their gruesome details and slopped them into the grave this is true

steel ingot
heady rivet
urban spire
vagrant fox
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we love falun dafa gong we love cults

surreal nest
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starwars is legos highest selling theme by far

urban spire
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yeah it's just fuckin weird to see in downtown florida okay?

steel ingot
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but he was just very easily peeved at people using incorrectly or maliciously misrepresenting parts of Chinese culture so i ended up learning a lot of odds and ends

urban spire
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sheesh get off my nuts

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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getting this tattood on my forehead

urban spire
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that shit belongs in denmark

steel ingot
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like the way clothes in China were traditionally worn, or old stories usual theme that they used to teach kids

vagrant fox
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Lego does not belong in Didney this is true

urban spire
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downtown disney*

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whatever

steel ingot
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very mundane stuff

crystal forum
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wheres updog disney

steel ingot
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but still neat to learn

urban spire
steel ingot
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and also watching the 90s sun wukong show was fun

crystal forum
steel ingot
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sun wukong is goated, guy too silly to die literally

vagrant fox
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wukong warframe you say?

urban spire
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my friend isn't a disney adult, he grew up in and around orlando dirt poor and turned into a theme parks guy

crystal forum
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i went to disney a couple of times as a kid during the period when you could skip all line by having a fastpass

vagrant fox
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I will never go to Disney unless I get to bring a molotov

crystal forum
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it was a great experience to watch all the poor kids waiting in line

urban spire
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type of person who's on speaking terms with that one famous theme parks youtuber

steel ingot
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I've never been ive always been too poor

urban spire
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what's the channel named again

crystal forum
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your mon

dapper gyro
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I'm also anti disney.

daring creek
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do disney adults still exist?

vagrant fox
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yes

steel ingot
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i realize how much of my life was defined by how poor i was huh

urban spire
vagrant fox
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My friends gf is a disney adult and she's made them go several times

surreal nest
urban spire
steel ingot
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poor southern bumpkin who would look for grass snakes instead of watch tv like i was living in the 70s

dapper gyro
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The cost is just too damn high for the quality of it.

crystal forum
daring creek
dapper gyro
vagrant fox
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north american 🫵

crystal forum
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i was a shitty teenager

urban spire
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well, same

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i was a fucking liberal lmao

vagrant fox
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That's just how that stage of life is

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you only really grow a dick, a heart, and a brain past 24

daring creek
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why am I in my 20s

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Why am I 21 years old

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how did I get here

steel ingot
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I've lived my life to the best of my ability to be nice to people and understand the world around me

crystal forum
daring creek
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no i not

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
steel ingot
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im only mean to people because they annoy me or it'd be funny

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or both

daring creek
crystal forum
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i cannot stand unfunny people

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it is my one line

vagrant fox
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and yet here I am

crystal forum
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no you're the court jester

vagrant fox
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Thought that was Missus

urban spire
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you literally have a clown nose

steel ingot
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then how can you stand yourself ?

crystal forum
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missus is the court crazy girl

vagrant fox
rocky gale
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It's happening

steel ingot
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it's a medical condition bro

crystal forum
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suspiciously clown horn shaped pocket

vagrant fox
rocky gale
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Adeptes nuts

crystal forum
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will you buy any mechanicus models even if some are announced

vagrant fox
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eventually I plan on it

steel ingot
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that gigamind overseer looking dude from the recent kill team

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i kinda want

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so goofy looking

vagrant fox
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I have repeatedly been close to getting this goof

crystal forum
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ive managed to stop myself from buying more models until i finish the ones i have

urban spire
crystal forum
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so i've got at least a decade

crystal forum
urban spire
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what the fuck

vagrant fox
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evil

crystal forum
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i confused you often with other lore chat characters

vagrant fox
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evilx2

urban spire
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that's so fucked up

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i would NEVER

vagrant fox
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Cinless is the affable comrade

crystal forum
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you're like if larmoth wasn't larmoth

vagrant fox
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has the slightly wrong ideas about politics but a comrade nevertheless

crystal forum
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if that makes sense

urban spire
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anarchism is the only way forward

steel ingot
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glad i escape the eye of sauron in this situation

vagrant fox
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syndicalism is the only way forward

rocky gale
steel ingot
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time to throw the ring in the mountain

urban spire
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syndicalism can be anarchist

vagrant fox
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nuh uh

crystal forum
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anarcho syndicalism is the one i'm more in favor of actually

urban spire
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as long as you do freedom of association and don't start killing us after the revolution we're cool

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but realistically after the revolution we'll both be fighting for our lives against the communists

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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i think id like to keep the ring though since after all I'm incorruptable

crystal forum
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syndicalism has sadly been defanged and cucked by liberals over the past 100 years

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apolitical syndicalism is a joke

urban spire
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i really like the practicality of post-leftist anarchism

steel ingot
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guys what the fuck even is praxis

vagrant fox
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After unions completely shit down the Faroe Islands I've had a better opinion of the deal

crystal forum
urban spire
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praxis is like technology in a much broader sense than what's covered by technology

vagrant fox
urban spire
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it's a material thing you perform according to a method

crystal forum
steel ingot
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i thought it was the thing you leveled up with in deus ex human revolution

crystal forum
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turns out workers can make billionaires get on their knees and beg

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we all have that power

rocky gale
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Yall homies ain't ready for Monarcho-socialism

urban spire
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at the current rate, billionaires are gonna be reminded soon of why they started making concessions wrt unions

vagrant fox
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I'm ready for Tolkien style anarcho-monarchism

steel ingot
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who gets to be Tom bombadil in this

vagrant fox
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me

steel ingot
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oh shit fr

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then you take the ring

vagrant fox
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actually I don't have a hot babe nvm

rocky gale
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I call dibs on being Mairon

urban spire
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doing monaco-socialism; what's yours is mine

steel ingot
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i love the excuse for not giving tom bombadil the ring is "oh he'd just lose it" like lmao

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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lotr is really fucking funny you know

vagrant fox
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If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck

steel ingot
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tom is okay with the status qou

urban spire
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tom bombadil is weird because lotr is explicitly a christian world but bombadil is somehow just outside of that order of things

steel ingot
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he's a randian type god

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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He just doesn't care outside his patch of land and Goldberry

steel ingot
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he wishes to be in guiles Gulch or whatever it was called in atlas shrugged

crystal forum
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it was never going to last forever

steel ingot
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i didn't really remember atlas shrugged very well the books not very good

vagrant fox
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I like the idea that Bombadil is the music of creation personified but who knows

urban spire
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it's funny

steel ingot
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and also i find rands politics repulsive

urban spire
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i'd fucking love for all the billionaires to go live in a commune somewhere

crystal forum
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apparently bombadil is in the tv show but you cannot force me to watch it

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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hwatfor

crystal forum
nocturne crest
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Crazy idea. We're not getting a skitarri character, but instead, we're getting a mercenary class.

urban spire
vagrant fox
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Isn't Trump tickling Xis scrote

crystal forum
dapper gyro
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Politic is 4d chess.

vagrant fox
urban spire
dapper gyro
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Xi's

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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oh yeah

arctic talon
crystal forum
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trump will suck your dick if you compliment him in any way

vagrant fox
urban spire
vagrant fox
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I only bothered when I worked in archaeology, I should find that poster

urban spire
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i've been thinking about adding ey/em to my repertoire from time to time

crystal forum
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i got a laugh from a trans friend by saying "that's what they/them said" and i will not live that down

urban spire
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one strong argument for transitioning is all the jokes you get to be in on

vagrant fox
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dang you lose so many pictures when you switch phone

urban spire
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yeah it sucks

vagrant fox
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Like trans can double jump

crystal forum
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it's wild how the gay secret lingo doesn't even breach the surface of the trans depths

vagrant fox
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Isn't egg a very common term

crystal forum
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nah shut up

vagrant fox
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like at the very surface

urban spire
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the gay lingo's been around for a long time, it's breached containment so often a lot of it doesn't even register as gay

steel ingot
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egg is a term that makes sense until it reaches the hands of a terminally online person

urban spire
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unless you get esoteric with it and reference shit like the hanky code

crystal forum
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idk why it became common to use

steel ingot
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📝

crystal forum
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is it really that good

steel ingot
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yeah its basic wordplay

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the funniest of all jokes

crystal forum
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i thought it was a bad pun but sometimes i guess stuff lands

steel ingot
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have some fucking whimsey

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god i really am turning 30 soon

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puns make me laugh every time

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shit

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times arrow and all that

crystal forum
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ew stay away from me

crystal forum
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i have to remain young and virile as long as possible

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only 5 years left

urban spire
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i do dislike some of the esoteric trans lingo cause it's kinda tied up in the 4chan trans community and their sort of whole self-loathing deal

steel ingot
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yeah

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if i gotta see the word foid being used in all seriousness one more time

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like guys you dont gotta do this

crystal forum
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foid is used by chuds tho

steel ingot
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we live in a real world with people in it

arctic talon
steel ingot
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sure thing leo

urban spire
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isn't foid incel lingo?

crystal forum
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nobody reads latin, leo

steel ingot
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i guess now that i live in poland that makes me cathollic like right

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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I assume foid is r9k lingo or similar

steel ingot
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its gotta lotta homes

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none of them are good

arctic talon
wise wolf
arctic talon
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Now it’s entered mainstream and has been irony’d to death

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And also moid is a thing now

urban spire
arctic talon
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For maleoid or whatever

wise wolf
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No

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Its command and conquer but in 40k

vagrant fox
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that's from a thingy I saw that a person made

urban spire
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oh

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the voice sounds ai

vagrant fox
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the voice might be idk

urban spire
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or maybe hearing an american accent in 40k is just fucking me up real bad

wise wolf
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AI IS BANNED IN THIS GALAXY

vagrant fox
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Some Russian made it so you never know, unless you know

wise wolf
vagrant fox
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what're they on about

arctic talon
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Translate what

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Oh sure

steel ingot
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use google dorkass

vagrant fox
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if I wasn't chilling on my balcony

steel ingot
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that was mean im sorry sigsen

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i respect you and your clown profile picture

vagrant fox
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Not even fractionally as mean as Dilara, up your game

crystal forum
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do chinese people also think mao's old age haircut is wack

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he was such a handsome young man

arctic talon
wise wolf
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Mao glazer

arctic talon
crystal forum
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lol

vagrant fox
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boo

wise wolf
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It looks way better than Hitler's cut honestly.

arctic talon
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my grandpa also said it would have been better if he died during WW2

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lol

vagrant fox
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my algorithm has let me down

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I've just completely ruined my internet with Chinesery

arctic talon
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LOL

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he's probably fake

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but its funny to pretend he's real

vagrant fox
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I fully believe

steel ingot
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i like to pretend sun wukong is real

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i feel like it would be a better world if he was

wise wolf
arctic talon
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tbh Mao as far as Chinese leaders go isn't that bad especially considering what the warlord era was like

vagrant fox
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Mao is not meant to aurafarm he looked like a dumpy little goblin

arctic talon
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he wasn't a good leader though

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just not as bad as some people say he was

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great leap down a fucking cliff

wise wolf
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He killed Sparrows

arctic talon
arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

It is funny that's true

arctic talon
#

bcs the real life portrait is just this lol

steel ingot
#

he looks chill here

#

like a chill hang to smoke and eat with

vagrant fox
#

Alas Zhang Zongchang is the only one who has my loyalty

#

my most beautiful three don't knows

arctic talon
#

I fucking forgot they had Chiang's face in Tiananmen lol

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

I just think the Fengtian clique could've done right by China in a certain manner of speaking

urban spire
#

imo they should have more pictures of lenin and marx

#

those mfs were photogenic as hell

#

also check this out

steel ingot
#

nah real photogenic communist leaders like BREZNEV

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

lol

urban spire
#

meanwhile bakunins out here lookin like the avatar of gout

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

You gotta love an underdog right

arctic talon
#

I actually prefer the crushing oppresive authoritarian socialist regime

vagrant fox
#

and with some of them going to Manchukuo the land of honey and wine

nocturne crest
arctic talon
#

that was replaced with another crushing oppresive authoritarian communist regime

arctic talon
#

still funny as shit that Mao would be rolling in his grave rn if he saw China and Chiang Kai Shek would be laughing his ass off

urban spire
#

at least it's socialist, which i assume will last forever until it withers away

arctic talon
#

Tbh the KMT was socialist until they lost the Chinese civil war

#

lol

#

they just thought the PLA's type of communism/socialism was wrong

urban spire
#

to be replaced with true classless communism

arctic talon
#

"classless"

urban spire
#

just one more authoritarian state capitalist nation bro

#

JUST ONE MORE

arctic talon
#

some people call Mao a class collaborationist and a traitor to the communist cause

urban spire
#

THEY'LL GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME

arctic talon
#

they're right

vagrant fox
#

just one more revolution

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

bring back zhang zuolin and zhang zongchang to do it right this time

urban spire
#

you wouldn't think so hearing how people bitch about tencent doing the same shit every other company is doing

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

I'm ngl

vagrant fox
#

It would've been endless if those capitalist ursurpers hadn't stopped the gang of 4

#

This is true

arctic talon
#

ngl the Gang of 4 were like

#

actual red facists

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vs Mao's 90% red facist

#

lol

urban spire
arctic talon
#

LOL

urban spire
#

oh lmao

arctic talon
#

so they basicially had all their people in the party congress they have in their pocket vote no to everything and be obstructionist during meetings

#
  • the company started being obnoxious to the CCP
outer wave
#

Petty ass

arctic talon
#

Yes

#

thats the point

#

you see for the center left party in China

outer wave
#

I realize but that is funny

arctic talon
#

you have the CCP

vagrant fox
#

It is funny though

arctic talon
#

for the center right you also have the CCP

#

and for the far left and far right

#

guess what? its the CCP

#

anyways Tencent got pissed off over not being able to make 1 morbillion dollars off of kids and young teens as easily

#

and also it made kids steal their parents ID cards as well to fucking get around the time restriction

#

lol

outer wave
#

Its still making 50 gorbillion dollars from everyone though so like

vagrant fox
#

that's not enough

arctic talon
#

I think the CCP is one of the only nations governemnts to be able to properly implement a internet screen time limit nationally lol

urban spire
#

ngl im a little conflicted about the various kinds of restrictions nations are trying out on kids

vagrant fox
#

Did it even work that well

arctic talon
#

due to how accounts are setup via your ID

outer wave
urban spire
#

cause like yeah internet brain rot is clearly bad for kids

arctic talon
#

whoops

#

I typed that out wrong

vagrant fox
#

I was about to say that's funny in the worst way

dapper gyro
urban spire
#

but idk if state intervention is going to do good here or if they're just fuckin trying random shit out on kids

arctic talon
#

that sounded way worse

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

its like 2 hours of video games per day outside of holidays and weekends

#

I think thats pretty generous lol

vagrant fox
#

In an ideal world the parents would handle it, but seeing my sister parenting, that's not gonna happen

#

not always at least

arctic talon
#

My parents didn't let me get more then 30 minutes of screentime alone

#

until I was like

#

14

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or 13

vagrant fox
#

owned

arctic talon
#

I don't remember

outer wave
#

My parents were pretty strict with screentime on weekdays

arctic talon
#

or 12 actually

vagrant fox
#

I was out there pre 10 playing DOS games

#

like a chad

arctic talon
#

I got to play monster hunter smh

urban spire
#

oh your parents wanted you to be a heroin addict

arctic talon
#

nah

#

they wanted me to read

#

LOL

urban spire
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

which I did do a lot of

vagrant fox
#

This shit is good for your child brain I swear

dapper gyro
#

Chinese parents, lol.

urban spire
dapper gyro
#

Probably the worse than other type of ES/SEA parents.

arctic talon
#

anyone here watch Silicon Valley before

arctic talon
steel ingot
#

anyone here watch scanner darkly

arctic talon
#

due to how high their suicide rate in school is 💀

steel ingot
#

and also just

#

the whole situation with the hating women being awarded thing

urban spire
#

korea is BAD

dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

My dad is also from taiwan

#

so like shrugpriest

#

not mainland

vagrant fox
arctic talon
dapper gyro
#

Also, China is way bigger and more diverse than Korea.

vagrant fox
#

back when games had art

steel ingot
arctic talon
#

we can assume they're at least honest about the rates in the bigger cities imo

dapper gyro
#

SKorea is pretty much in a dead end of natural resource.

arctic talon
#

for anything rural who the fuck knows

urban spire
#

korea is like other east asian countries moms warn their daughters not to mary into korean families no matter how nice they seem

arctic talon
#

rural china is a shithole and awful according to uh

my grandparents

steel ingot
dapper gyro
#

Their only thing to make anything now is pretty much intellectual.

arctic talon
#

also my grandpa complains about how people are stupid and refuse to accept technology and medicine

#

lol

vagrant fox
#

I hear there's a big gender ruckus happening in South Korea where everyone just hates each other but I don't know how true it is

arctic talon
#

because he grew up without electricity

#

or medicine

#

he turned out great

vagrant fox
#

naturally

arctic talon
#

except for beating my dad and his sisters

vagrant fox
#

it happens

steel ingot
#

my dad grew up without a father and he turned out well

vagrant fox
#

That's just how it was then right

steel ingot
#

well he turned out lets say that

urban spire
dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

my parents have only beaten me like twice and I'd say I deserved it both times in retrospect

arctic talon
# urban spire

I was being somewhat sarcastic with him turning out great

#

he had a pretty horrific temper and loves arguing

steel ingot
urban spire
steel ingot
#

the racist stereotypes are so off...

arctic talon
#

she had a fucking stick

dapper gyro
#

"A dedicated"?

steel ingot
#

YES

arctic talon
#

that she beat her students with

urban spire
#

because the first time i saw the survivorship bias airplane it reminded me of a diagram i'd seen of where on their bodies catfish have tastebuds

arctic talon
#

one moment lol

dapper gyro
#

Mine had multiple.

vagrant fox
#

The cane thingy?

urban spire
#

so it kinda reads to me like an airplane covered in tastebuds

steel ingot
#

it was a rubber slab that was hashed so it hurt more when it hit bare skin

#

it was advertised as "a child disciplinary tool"

vagrant fox
#

wack

dapper gyro
#

You know the power cable?

arctic talon
#

my mom had one of these

dapper gyro
#

Flexible and tough

arctic talon
#

but it was "artisan" made

#

and by artisan I mean she bought it from a grandma selling them by the bunch

#

on the side of the road

vagrant fox
#

I'm glad I escaped my dads temper, he was right ornery to my siblings except me

arctic talon
#

and she told her to test them on the pavement

steel ingot
#

it was fucked up

arctic talon
#

anyways she used it on me once

#

lol

#

also

#

probably deserved in retrospect

steel ingot
#

my dad stopped using it when my brother turned 5 cause by that point the studies were out that hitting your kids is wrong

#

and to his credit he did stop

vagrant fox
#

I think there's better ways than smacking your children but that's just a hunch

urban spire
#

problem with beating your kids as discipline is that even if it does rarely work for some kids, you can't fucking know if they'll learn not to do the thing or if they'll learn "it's okay for me to use violence to get people to do what i want"

dapper gyro
#

Power cable is seriously torturing.

arctic talon
#

my parents still think that hitting your child is necessary for severe punishment lol

#

but anything else is excessive

#

also my mom had a thing where she'd hit her students knuckes with a rattan if she caught them cheating

#

when she was a teacher

dapper gyro
#

Us Asian share a lot of common things.

arctic talon
#

Tbh I'd say that was aura

#

but also holy shit that would hurt so much

#

and be atrocious

#

both my parents mellowed out by the time they had me

#

tbh

steel ingot
#

my wife talks about babcia with the slipper

#

scary stuff

urban spire
#

my friend's mom beat his ass with a ladle

dapper gyro
#

Slipper is like a temper tantrum.

lament shoal
steel ingot
#

no the like

#

rubber slipper

#

its a solid fucking thing

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
#

Yeah, Im wearing one right now.

steel ingot
#

polish people dont play about hitting you with shoes

vagrant fox
#

My half polish friends mom could get abusive

urban spire
vagrant fox
#

She'd slap for no real reason

arctic talon
#

a chunk of my family on my Dads side may or may not have been involved with the KMT's secret police

#

💀

daring creek
#

blood ties to government police huh

dapper gyro
#

My generation and generation fought against China.

vagrant fox
#

whew

steel ingot
#

all the smacking from my dad just resulted in me getting really tense when anyone is behind me

#

go figure

#

i still lie and steal all the time

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

Secret police never hurt nobody right, I'm sure they're kind family members

arctic talon
#

sure

#

lets go with that

dapper gyro
daring creek
arctic talon
#

anyways neither my grandpa or grandma are KMT now

#

which is fucking hilarious

#

considering how loyal my grandpa was to the KMT

#

up until like

urban spire
arctic talon
#

the 70's lol

vagrant fox
#

Yankee kids love violence that's natural

arctic talon
#

and then my grandma's side of the family were like

#

not KMT at all

#

funny how that goes

steel ingot
#

american kids are evil

#

the kids in my school would go out and kill animals during recess

#

just 8 year olds killing rats and stuff with rocks

urban spire
#

kids don't understand that shit

steel ingot
#

no they def did

vagrant fox
#

Kids just do that

steel ingot
#

cause they remained evil

daring creek
#

little socipaths lmao

steel ingot
#

all the way into highschool

vagrant fox
#

I knew a kid who'd kill birds for fun

arctic talon
#

I should smoke so I have aura/j

steel ingot
#

you cant kids will be kids a common sign of being a serial killer

arctic talon
#

I'm sure my lungs would love that

steel ingot
#

hit the pipeweed brother

arctic talon
#

as would my girlfriend TopKekSphere

#

I'm sure she'd also be a big fan of that

vagrant fox
#

I can and will kids will be kids

urban spire
arctic talon
#

its so fucking funny my grandpa thinks that cigerettes are fine

#

but vapes will kill youj

#

with super cancer

vagrant fox
#

Smoking isn't so bad don't worry

urban spire
#

im not saying kids will be kids, i'm saying kids will do bad shit that they shouldn't if you don't fuckin watch em

vagrant fox
#

just don't have asthma

lament shoal
#

Playing some kill team :>

arctic talon
#

Somehow his lungs are

#

remarkably healthy

#

💀

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
#

Like my grandma who rolled cigarettes for decade on decade and her lungs were fine-ish

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Maybe it’s that Chinese and Taiwanese tar

steel ingot
#

i feel like this isnt as comparable to smashing rats with a rock

arctic talon
#

💀

steel ingot
#

or worse turtles

#

it always made me cry watching it

opaque coyote
#

Although that's mainly because we don't have any rats or turtles nearby

#

Just the occasional gecko and ants

#

Suburbia

urban spire
#

childs don't develop in a standardized fashion, and sometimes they just do shit because other kids tell them they should

#

or they misunderstood something

opaque coyote
urban spire
#

or they saw something on tv

#

or anything

opaque coyote
#

Sometimes our empathy literally just develops later

steel ingot
#

like this isnt the thing of like "oh they were country kids"

#

these were the up and class kids

urban spire
#

yeah like kids don't have fully developed empathy for each other necessarily of course some of them might not see animals as potential targets of that kind of feeling

opaque coyote
#

I can attest to this via Middle School

#

Middle School was the fucking worst

steel ingot
#

AND the low class kids

urban spire
#

and i'm not defending your rat killers in particular

steel ingot
#

okay

#

i lived in texas does this affect your perspective

urban spire
#

i'm just saying we shouldn't fuckin minority report kids because of the dumb shit they do

opaque coyote
#

Because the problem with middle schoolers is like

steel ingot
#

im not saying that im saying like

opaque coyote
#

The body kinda outpaces the brain somewhat in this regard

steel ingot
#

please teach empathy and compassion to your children

sacred bluff
urban spire
#

it's true

steel ingot
#

you wont catch me DEAD repping 10k sons

#

losers all

#

ten thousand loosers

opaque coyote
#

But how much is which depends on how each person is born

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
#

too many either way

urban spire
#

i had a tremendously lopsided development, there was straight up something wrong with me that didn't sort itself out until my late teens

vagrant fox
#

I was a normal chad and then my brain broke

#

alas

daring creek
#

I had no friends in middle school

#

:D

opaque coyote
#

High School was definitely better than Middle school

vagrant fox
#

wow way to be a bummer bro

opaque coyote
#

Middle school is just

#

The worst time

steel ingot
#

it feels like a cheat code but like having someone who loves and supports you as an equal is like

#

the key tbh

vagrant fox
#

Hopefully you're doing well now, jokes aside

daring creek
#

Are you talking to me sigsen or

steel ingot
#

i was so depressed for YEARS then i move in with my wife

steel ingot
#

and every day is incredible

#

DAMN RIGHT

daring creek
#

Ah

opaque coyote
steel ingot
#

I LOVE MY WIFE

daring creek
#

I am doing better comparatively

#

Yea

dapper gyro
#

Friend is just temporary alliance.

daring creek
vagrant fox
#

I've always been pretty asocial, it is what it is

opaque coyote
#

Same

dapper gyro
#

I lost trust in people. I'm mostly a chat bot nowadays.

daring creek
#

ah dont debase yaself like dat

vagrant fox
#

I'm thinking calzone tomorrow, gang

#

just in time for tech adept

opaque coyote
#

You can trust us. We won't spill your secrets to the CIA!

urban spire
#

the polycule does a lot to keep me going

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
#

I can and will sell out Missus to the CIA

opaque coyote
#

"Looking for a new member to add to the polycule"

urban spire
#

oh that thing

#

yeah that was prank

opaque coyote
#

Yeah ik

urban spire
#

strange æons did a video on it

opaque coyote
#

Still was funny as shit though cause like

urban spire
#

they got a handful of real applicants

opaque coyote
#

Imagine someone being like

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

idk what the fuck that is

opaque coyote
#

"Okay so how do we even have people in a polycule"

vagrant fox
#

idk some asian dude

opaque coyote
#

"...uhhh- post an ad?"

urban spire
#

strange æons is some insufferable young person who does good youtube videos on tumblr history, and just some general internet meme history

vagrant fox
#

It's a bit of a bummer that my friend circle barely meets up anymore when the two extroverts decided to meet foids smh my head

urban spire
#

don't you fuckin start

#

i'll get you

vagrant fox
#

Oh so it's like Whang except tumblr instead of 4chan yeah

urban spire
#

you're not that far

vagrant fox
#

Nah I'm joking, it's good for them

urban spire
#

i'll get your ass with the sissy hypno beam

vagrant fox
#

eugh no

#

I've still got chad genes

#

do it to jay

#

This is lore chat if you think about it

#

me second from the left

steel ingot
#

IM THE BEER

daring creek
daring creek
steel ingot
#

god huge same

arctic talon
#

Smoking optional

daring creek
#

minus the smoke

vagrant fox
#

Smoking doesn't seem optional in China

daring creek
#

i like my lungs

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

but doesn't seem like it

daring creek
#

the air will smoke you either way

arctic talon
#

weakness

vagrant fox
#

I'd break my 10 year smoking break in China fr fr

arctic talon
#

Taste the local ciggies

steel ingot
#

i cant smoke

#

i get skill issued

vagrant fox
#

I bet they have North Korean cigarettes in China

#

I want this one

arctic talon
#

You’re gona have to be near the boarder

daring creek
#

is smoking a big thing in china

dapper gyro
#

Yes

arctic talon
#

Yes

urban spire
arctic talon
#

China consumes like 47% of the worlds tobacco lol

dapper gyro
#

Very big in EA/SEA

steel ingot
#

well to quote degaule

arctic talon
steel ingot
#

the answer to why

#

man dude must of thought he was SO smart saying this

urban spire
#

china is a blessing for white dudes who want to sound smart, truly

arctic talon
# steel ingot

Even beyond that it’s like 24% of Chinese men smoke or somthing lol

steel ingot
#

big puffers and huffers

#

1 million samwises live in china

urban spire
#

big time smokers

#

fuck i was going to humourously spell smokers wrong, but i typo'd and spelled it right

daring creek
#

smokers

vagrant fox
#

smonk

daring creek
#

ficl

#

fuck

arctic talon
#

Apparently it’s around 50% of Chinese men nowadays

#

wtf

vagrant fox
#

noice

arctic talon
#

The number went up

steel ingot
#

saw a guy on a stream named "smokewise ganja" and man whats in his pipeweed amirite

arctic talon
#

For women it’s only around 2%

urban spire
#

good for them i guess

vagrant fox
#

Smoking was steadily dying out here until those evil gen z'ers came along

urban spire
#

hey the beauty standards for male chinese actors is real fucked up i heard

arctic talon
#

It is

steel ingot
#

kids smoking straight coronavirus

vagrant fox
#

Asia thing in general innit

arctic talon
#

But that’s just beauty standards in general

#

lol

arctic talon
#

100% certified slave labor grown

urban spire
#

idk what hantavirus actually does, other than kill 40% of those infected

vagrant fox
#

Only thing I read about it is that it makes your dingus smaller

steel ingot
#

makes ur weenus small and kills you

arctic talon
#

Also your kidneys or something

#

Bad stuff

sacred ginkgo
#

We should put the hantavirus ship through the 3 body cheese slicer

urban spire
#

doesn't sound like what you'd traditionally consider a good time

arctic talon
#

Me seeing so many people say they should blow up the ship

#

💀

steel ingot
urban spire
#

we have literally hundreds of years of established quarantine traditions

arctic talon
#

I’m deadass the fact some counties aren’t keeping the potentially infected people in quarantine is crazy ngl

vagrant fox
#

Bring back the medieval plague quarantine islands

arctic talon
#

Just fucking

#

Keep them locked in their house or a room for like

#

A few weeks

#

💀

dapper gyro
#

Canada is kind of quick on this one. At least something done correctly for once.

steel ingot
#

this is what they did for the ebola virus guy

arctic talon
#

Ebola is loose in the Congo

#

Rn

#

💀

urban spire
#

remember when some news sites were trying to push the idea that ebola was a zombie virus

dapper gyro
#

Not even 6 months into 2026 and things already shit the bed.

arctic talon
#

💀

steel ingot
#

i just remember them letting the guy out on a bike ride

urban spire
#

think so yeah

steel ingot
#

and saying obama was gonna kill us all with ebola

vagrant fox
#

What happened to the clown thing

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

I don’t think the killer clowns actually killed someone

#

lol

urban spire
#

fucking shit, nearly forgot my evening meds

vagrant fox
#

Reality is often disappointing

vagrant fox
sacred ginkgo
#

Several

urban spire
arctic talon
#

I don’t think capcasin is water permeable

vagrant fox
#

na he's fine