40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

but its absurdly unwieldy

[daring creek]

Ah.

[arctic talon]

it makes an ork look graceful

[daring creek]

Thnx I got a better understanding now

Thats cool asf

[sacred ginkgo]

Also doesn't help that the foregrip is very unuseful for a marine

[daring creek]

Yeah

ZERO ergonomics

I like that a lot

It matches their utter unneed for physical comfort

[jade holly]

I’m trying to find the funny model image but I can’t

found this instead

[daring creek]

favorite

lmfao

Also,

How does the destroyer curse happen exactly? Can't they just cancel destroyer reanimation protocols so it doesn't spread?

[jade holly]

You know the 6-7 meme

Exactly like that

It’s a memetic virus that can spread

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

it just does lol, also they do cancel destroyer reanimation protocols lore wise

[jade holly]

Yeah if you go Destroyer you don’t come back

[arctic talon]

tabletop wise they got them starting like

8e?

[daring creek]

Confused but understanding, and worried. lmfao.

[arctic talon]

because they were total ass historically

lol

[daring creek]

[jade holly]

There’s Imotekh’s disdain for organics, then there’s whatever the fuck the destroyers got going on

As their name implies, they want destroy all organic life down to the atomic level

[arctic talon]

Look

Imotekh wants to prove his superiority over them

[daring creek]

why

[jade holly]

they will not stop until the literal atoms that make up life are destroyed

[arctic talon]

and rule them

Destroyers want to kill fucking everything

its unclear why

exactly

[jade holly]

Destroyers are fucked in the head because giant robo Freddy Krueger says kill

[arctic talon]

but it just is a thing for them mentally

Tbh we don't even know if its his fault

we just know he was the first to be afflicted with it

[jade holly]

And this is Giant Robo Freddy Krueger

Just knowing he exists puts a Necron at risk of becoming a Destroyer

So Szarekh literally purged all knowledge of his existence

[daring creek]

The Necrons really make the Imperium feel minor

[jade holly]

Lemme remind you

The Necrons in 40K

Are the nerfed weaker version of them

[daring creek]

[jade holly]

War in Heaven Necrons were moving like biblical angels of destruction

[daring creek]

What reason do necrons ever have to bother humanity

[jade holly]

Biomass, being on their lawn

Existing

[daring creek]

lmfao.

biomass? Like destroyer shit or

[jade holly]

Szarekh needs biomass to reverse biotranference to give Necron’s mortals bodies again

[daring creek]

Ooh.

[jade holly]

Can’t do that if all the funny fleshy creatures are dead via Destroyers, war or the existential Eldritch horror that is the Tyranids waiting right outside the galaxy

So yeah, Szarekh is much more open to negotiation and alliances than someone like Imotekh

[storm jungle]

Literally everything and anything

Every Necron Dynasty generally acts on their own wants

Some want territory, slaves, conquest, killing humans out of spite, the Imperium encroaching on their territory, etc

[solid horizon]

old gauss gun my beloved

[storm jungle]

bascially any reason for war from the silliest to most sensible thing you can think of

[jade holly]

Imotekh, being Phaeron of the Sautekh dynasty which is the most martial of the dynasties, seeks to conquer the galaxy in the name of Necrons

[solid horizon]

didn't have a horizontal grip yet

[jade holly]

TLDR for the civil war reasons each side messes with humans:

Szarekh: needs them for biomass and views them like livestock

Imotekh: fucking hates them for existing especially those stupid fucking Orks who are so fucking stupid that they fucking outsmart his stupid fucking smart plans so he looks like a stupid fucking chump in front of all the stupid fucking Necrons

There’s Necron pride and arrogance, and then there’s Imotekh

[sour hornet]

he sounds based ngl

[jade holly]

He doesn’t kill commanders he bests

He cuts their hands off as a lesson

[sour hornet]

Aren't they in machine bodies though ?

[jade holly]

And then that comes back to bite him when the high marshal of the BT comes back and destroys his flag ship because Imotekh left him alive

[sour hornet]

Or is it to make a point

[jade holly]

It’s a sort of symbolic thing

[sour hornet]

Ahh

[solid horizon]

new flayer has a horizontal grip and man it looks even more painful to wield

[jade holly]

I took your hand since you lost

For humans

Well

They can’t regrow a hand

Just look at Helbrecht

[sour hornet]

Can they not?

[jade holly]

I mean I haven’t tried

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-baron-zemo-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-fair-enough-seems-fair-gif-22912772

[storm jungle]

Its also like

he beat your ass and cut your hand

you can replace it

[vital ginkgo]

What's the deal with the Thousand Sons and pyramids? Is it completely separate from necron stuff or is there some connection? They're both Egyptiany.

[storm jungle]

but will your ego heal?

that kind of thing

[jade holly]

Imotekh is a brilliant strategist

[storm jungle]

its a thing a lot of duellists did IRL

like leaving a scar on your cheek

[jade holly]

But boy is he fucking stupid Sometimes

[storm jungle]

just as a "lol dumbass"

[vagrant fox]

If you're important enough you can get a new organic hand but you know

[sour hornet]

That's actually a good point

[storm jungle]

Yea lmao

[sour hornet]

Not only is he a strategic mastermind, he also collects aura from foes he defeats

[storm jungle]

Like i consider myself a humble person but even i would be pissed off so 💀

[jade holly]

I still it absolutely hilarious the one race he hates more than anyone is the Orks

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-9187312989697802685

[jade holly]

Because he can’t fucking predict them

[storm jungle]

Zero connection. They just have it because Tizca was styled on egypt.

[jade holly]

Like Ghazghkull is actually capable of outsmarting him because he’s unable to fully comprehend how the Orks operate mentally

[sour hornet]

Fake IDGAFer meets a real IDGAFer

[jade holly]

Imagine it like Taskmaster vs Deadpool

How do you adapt to something that isn’t even thinking of how it should fight

[languid meadow]

prob how taskmaster v moon knight goes

[jade holly]

Exactly how

minus the whole crashing a plane into him

[languid meadow]

he doesn't copy at all

taskmaster doesn't copy moon knight at all because marc doesn't care for blocking hits

[jade holly]

For all intents and purposes, Imotekh is the greatest strategist in all of 40K

But he has 2 glaring weaknesses:

He adapts to an enemy’s strategies because he knows they fight survive

He is extremely egotistical

[timid pasture]

It’s just an aesthetic choice

[jade holly]

Theoretically, I think Death Company Marines could prove to be trouble for Imotekh honestly

[storm jungle]

They would be even more predictable

literally just wild dogs in power armor lol

[timid pasture]

Whos Imoketh?

[nocturne crest]

Would it be on brand for the Night lords to cover a ship in human skin?

[surreal nest]

Holt fuck dude

[arctic talon]

yes

[daring creek]

@rancid cove sorry I need to ask why did you compared Charile Kirks death to the destruction of Cadia

[sacred bluff]

billions of dollars right there

[daring creek]

I ask this entirely in good faith because I want to understand the comparison

[timid pasture]

Whats that

[jade holly]

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-jumpscare-money-jumpscare-vault-money-vault-gif-15869716061985105083

[timid pasture]

You made me laugh

[daring creek]

I know, I have a screenshot somewhere

[languid meadow]

big kirk mentioned

wonder if that lurker is here

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-heist-casino-casino-heist-bugstars-gif-22827453

[storm jungle]

Holy fucking grail

@surreal nest PACK THOSE UP

I KNOW A GUY

https://klipy.com/gifs/residentevil-merchant--k01KS1BF74HKNK3WPM0SQEAPA04

[zenith remnant]

I'm not the only one hoping Dan Abnett gets the go ahead to have Eisenhorn or Ravenor or at least a couple of their agents show up, right?

[storm jungle]

Show up where

[zenith remnant]

In Darktide. Dan Abnett is credited for the story, after all

[storm jungle]

Uh, no?

[surreal nest]

@heady rivet

[storm jungle]

Abnett did like very general worldbuilding and was done with it

Matt Ward does most of the project

[zenith remnant]

Really? Huh.

[storm jungle]

(also still actively helps with DLC banter to story stuff)

[spare osprey]

What fuckin' joint did you find, breh?

[storm jungle]

Hes been at the helm since Vermintide 1, so over 10 years now, hes responsible for a lot of the banter dialogue especially and character lore

[solid horizon]

SHOW ME THE CHAOS RANGE

[zenith remnant]

Damn shame. Eisenhorn and Ravenor deserve some more spotlight. I feel like they're fairly obscure to the more mainstream 40k enjoyers

[storm jungle]

kek owned

[solid horizon]

[storm jungle]

I dont know about that tbh

[surreal nest]

They have a whole shelf per chaos faction

[storm jungle]

they are literally the most overrated and showcased part of the Inquisition + lore

everyone knows who Eisenhorn is

[solid horizon]

gimme undivided

chaos europe

[zenith remnant]

Sure. If you read books.

[solid horizon]

united states of chaos

[surreal nest]

Honestlt why do they have like 50 of the same boxes tho this is like criminal overstocking no?

[storm jungle]

I got 3 friends who never touched an eisenhorn book who knows who he is

and this was pre-cavill slop

lmao

[daring creek]

John Eisenhorn

[storm jungle]

Eisenstein....

[zenith remnant]

Slop? Really?

[storm jungle]

Yea

its annoying

[rancid cove]

Basically. As did K*rks death created a million of him online
Cadia created a thousand more Cadians than existed before

and unfortunately

[spare osprey]

I don't think selling a colossal fuck ton is that bad.

[rancid cove]

made them the poster boys of guardsman

@daring creek Also fuck you

[surreal nest]

Thing is I dont think they are selling them

[forest orbit]

It gets tiring to hear about Cavill constantly in 40k

he has done nothing yet and people treat him like a messiah

[spare osprey]

Oh, well now we HAVE to rob the place.

[storm jungle]

^

[solid horizon]

OMAGAAAD

[daring creek]

[solid horizon]

[storm jungle]

It gets very repetitive

[surreal nest]

Like 30 boxes of blades of khaine

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[zenith remnant]

Oh, you were referring yo Caville, nvm

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

so many goddamn combat patrols

[rose thorn]

THE LAND SPEEDER HAS DEEPSTRIKE LMAO

[daring creek]

Ok I understand that now.

Sheesh realizing that is a bit annoying lmfao

[nocturne crest]

So out of there question, but what would happen to the skin if it was exposed to the vaccum of space?

[arctic talon]

nothing as long as the void shields don't fail

[zenith remnant]

Idk. I feel like Abnett's inquisition stuff is the more interesting parts of its lore. Maybe I'm biased because my literal first intro to 40k was the Eisenhorn omnibus. A lot of the other 'good' inquisition lore is more... the silly stuff. Ie, Ordo Chronos

[arctic talon]

if they do they'd like freeze

lol

[daring creek]

fuck does that ordo do

keep the time?

[sacred ginkgo]

Argue about it

[storm jungle]

They keep an eye on time disturbances

[zenith remnant]

Has a civil war over what year it is

[storm jungle]

also other paranormal stuff regarding time fluctuations

they are very cool

[vagrant fox]

Cadians have been guard default for like 26 years, hwat

[spare osprey]

I need more goofy Imperial malarkey in my life.

[daring creek]

So basically this

[storm jungle]

Yea but add monsters in the back

[daring creek]

lmfao

[storm jungle]

also they got an amazing Short story

the Pharisene Paradox

prob one of my fav 40k horror stories

[daring creek]

Noted

[vagrant fox]

That's a good short story

[storm jungle]

^

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490753771834310716/Alien.gif

[zenith remnant]

I love that too, don't get me wrong. 40k should never be 100% serious. I just happen to also like some of the cool stuff that isn't being ironic.

[spare osprey]

Beeg tanks.
-# And WHEELS!

[storm jungle]

Everyone and their mom also gets recommended Eisenhorn so the series has kinda entirely lost its charm for me.

[daring creek]

40k has always felt like what if Adolf hitler was mecha goku or something

[storm jungle]

LOL

dont forget Epstein's Planet

[daring creek]

pardon me

[vagrant fox]

Also he was just right according to the brave Horus Heresy authors

[storm jungle]

Yeah that too

same reason i hate most of abnett's stuff as i read it

his obsession with herofying imperials is so tiring

lmao

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

"ERM MAYBE LIFE AINT SO BAD UNDER THEM"

[daring creek]

What epstein planet

[vagrant fox]

Eisenhorn isn't bad but ah, I'm too desensitized to it

[zenith remnant]

I have never gotten that vibe from him.

[daring creek]

Depends on what youve read ig

[vagrant fox]

Pleasure planets are more or less just that

[arctic talon]

Pleasure planets are Epstine's planet

[storm jungle]

LOL

[storm jungle]

Have you read any of his other stuff that isnt Eisenhorn

then yeah you wont

[arctic talon]

it absolutely does lol

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

Oh okay you meant that

Yeah

diddy planets

lmfao.

[zenith remnant]

Uh huh

[arctic talon]

Even warhammer crime which is generally extremely soft on the Imperium doesn't write it like Abnett lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

who very much feels like a "its not that bad"

[vagrant fox]

Elite post the noble talking about servitors

[arctic talon]

Which one

the one who wants to fuck them?

[vagrant fox]

Yea

[arctic talon]

one moment

[zenith remnant]

Right. Break's over. You guys have fun with whatever this is

[jade holly]

Can On Overwatch trigger on Deepstrike?

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[vagrant fox]

Very good

[storm jungle]

Anyway since they're still watching the chat i also wanted to say

[vagrant fox]

Those on a pleasure planet I guarantee it

[daring creek]

Normal.

[storm jungle]

"Look at the poor gaunt's ghosts, the only ever morally good regiment that is constantly harrassed by evil imperials that are just stupid!"

"Look at these poor loyalist marines in 30k, so misunderstood and betrayed by traitors when they just wanted to genocide billions of people!"

[spare osprey]

Fffuckin' Christ--

[storm jungle]

god

hes such a fucking spineless prick

lol

he does the same shit in Hive too

"Hive cities are bad but at least people get along and arent under constant tyranny!"

[jade holly]

Dan, we’re in a universe where everyone is evil

[storm jungle]

lmao

[jade holly]

Let me have fun being a morally corrupt bastard

[languid meadow]

one thing im gonna hate so much is the FELT texture that's gonna be everywhere with admech cosmetics

[storm jungle]

I legit hate his stupid humanisation obsession

[daring creek]

It's the Humanity thing

[languid meadow]

it's so bad in darktide

[storm jungle]

Yep. This here

[sacred ginkgo]

Missed the entire fucking point award

[daring creek]

Yadda yadda, everything is dogshit but we have eachother right

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

Why do you hate felt

[storm jungle]

like im not saying make everything miserable

[daring creek]

Which I can appreciate

[storm jungle]

but its just so obnoxiosu

if i want hope ill go read WHF/AOS

lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Make everything miserable

Forever

[languid meadow]

gross ass material

[jade holly]

“B-b-but we’re good peop-“

“I DON’T FUCKING CARE KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE RAAAAHHHHH”

[languid meadow]

pisses me off

[arctic talon]

praise the omnissiah

the tech priest says as they slam a child into a volcano

[vagrant fox]

After so long I just want the Imperium to be completely miserable tbh

[arctic talon]

lol

Warhammer crime imo

has the best depiction of Imperial life

by far

And its not even fucking close

[sacred ginkgo]

Using the stendo legs to absolutely dunk that shit

[arctic talon]

because almost every 40k pov book has higher ranking people

warhammer crime is one of few series where you get to expierence the life of an imperial wageslave repeatedly lol

[vagrant fox]

I love crime, inject it directly into my cerebrum

[storm jungle]

accurate discord user i guess

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh don't worry they do that in every part of the server

[vagrant fox]

Eh

[storm jungle]

LOL

[rose thorn]

They are a guard player right?

Lmao

[storm jungle]

Probably, they blend in so much that i forget

[daring creek]

I liked their banner

Ferret speenn..

[languid meadow]

whom

[daring creek]

IT WAS A FERRET IN A MOP SPINNER

[sacred ginkgo]

Its like fuckin Cyrus in gen

[arctic talon]

this is why my homebrew guard regiment are a bunch of dickhead jackboots

[rose thorn]

Who has worse opinions about 40K guard players or space wolf players

[arctic talon]

lol

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/marder-ferret-cute-spin-wiesel-gif-18385357

[vagrant fox]

I do like ferrets

[daring creek]

literally this shit

[arctic talon]

The thing Corax exiled them for?

lol

[storm jungle]

yea lmao

and just argued the morality of it

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

like bro

SLAVERY IS SLAVERY

[sacred ginkgo]

I will
When the hell did that happen

[jade holly]

Space Sharks are a Raven Guard successor??

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

WAY back, it was so wild and my first interaction with them that i never forgot it lol

[arctic talon]

they're not even a proper successor technically

[jade holly]

I thought they were Space Wolves the whole fucking tome

[vagrant fox]

As it should be, I'm making every guard regiment I come up with completely evil

[storm jungle]

oh my god grimm

READ THE LEXI

[daring creek]

No no, theres lame slavery, then theres the cool slavery(servitors)

[arctic talon]

they're made from the fucking remenants of the exiled Raven Guard predation fleets

[sacred ginkgo]

I mean

[arctic talon]

Average tech priest

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Slavery

[sacred ginkgo]

Regiment that likes a specific animal

[jade holly]

I refuse to read for factions that are ultimately worthless compared to the Necrons

[spare osprey]

You're just talking about me and my buddy.
My only point over him is that I didn't whine about the Black SW head in SM2.

[sacred ginkgo]

And likes close range claws violence

[storm jungle]

death

[storm jungle]

we work

to earn the right to work

to earn the right to work

🗣️

[sacred ginkgo]

Kill him.

[arctic talon]

I think he forgot about the black space wolf lore from 3e smh

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

[daring creek]

Work harder

[rose thorn]

???????????????? LMAOOOO

[vagrant fox]

Ok lexicanum editor

[arctic talon]

Everyone forgets the equator lore

weakness

[spare osprey]

I am tempted every hour.

[daring creek]

I love that my favorite faction, The Necrons, do not engage in any sort of slavery whatsoever! :D

[storm jungle]

My only point over him is that I didn't whine about the Black SW head in SM2.

Already have the morale mountain-highground from that alone ngl

[sacred ginkgo]

Dark skin is literally advantageous on snowy worlds with little cloudcover so you don't get crazy sunburns via reflection

Snow is a mirror

[vagrant fox]

Fuckin sunburnt lips in Greenland

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Slavery

[spare osprey]

He is Texan, fresh as a daisy to 40k, is starting to fuck with Votann and Orks.
Old timey friend, but he's gonna get bipped in the mouth someday.

[languid meadow]

Crakkka down

[storm jungle]

👎

[jade holly]

This doesn’t mention how Warriors are basically the enslaved masses of the peasantry of the Necrontyr smh

[storm jungle]

they arent enslaved

that isnt even slavery

[daring creek]

I mean like I don't even need to read that just look at the fucking warriors lmfao.

[vagrant fox]

I held the advantage in spring and fall, being lilly white

[storm jungle]

also isnt slavery

[sacred ginkgo]

I know a guy who went up a mountain way faster than the rest of his party, and sat around at the top
He forgot his sunscreen and came back looking like a tomato for a week

[storm jungle]

the thing this page covers is literal slavery lol

aka making people toil and do someones bidding against their will

the ork section alone is MASSIVE

vote for President Ghazghkull 💀

[jade holly]

Ha ha funny Orks krumping people I wonder what they do to-

[storm jungle]

krumping

[spare osprey]

I'm jus' tryin' to send my peoples into space with plastic and resin.

[daring creek]

That is terrifyingly clear speech

[storm jungle]

well yea its ghaz

[vagrant fox]

what happened to the mobile ui of lexicanum, eugh

[jade holly]

Ghaz is a very terrifying ork

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[jade holly]

He’s like the one ork who doesn’t do anything to be funny

Bro’s locked in for his people

[sacred ginkgo]

Typo
Blow this editor to smithereens

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480796079027912794/1502113487256682687/ezgif-395a166e2e34663d.gif

[daring creek]

His head stronk boi

[vagrant fox]

doge word

[languid meadow]

Equimp

[daring creek]

This section is pretty good

[storm jungle]

Necrons are the least complex example but yea

scroll above

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1504207528983265381/hadron.gif

trust me

[daring creek]

Yeah thats some length

lmfao

[storm jungle]

80 sources btw

lmao

[jade holly]

Mfw when the multi million year old literal death conquering robot kings have less slavery than humans

[storm jungle]

I mean no they do have tons its just nowhere near enough because they mostly have no use for slaves

its just a "aura farm" thing

see Sautekh

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-funny-jewish-hanukkah-gif-793658373563256038

[vagrant fox]

Elaborate on this gif usage

[storm jungle]

i would but ill get banned

[jade holly]

Mario Kart

Double Dash remastered be looking really good

[rancid cove]

A guardsman reaction to seeing an Emperors Children roaming free:

[storm jungle]

EYO WHAT

I DONT REMEMBER THIS BIT

https://klipy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-do-you-love-god-1--k01KS1D8X6T5WWM9XQ8PPRDDW19

[solid horizon]

welcome to legends my friend

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

How

[daring creek]

Normal.

So normal.

[arctic talon]

That shit was stuck in my head lol

[storm jungle]

ı remember the brides bit

[arctic talon]

Bcs I was shocked GW had the balls

To do it

[storm jungle]

BUT SELLING CHILDREN FROM SCHOLAS?

[vagrant fox]

Fake SoB fan

[storm jungle]

lmao

actual pedo-ring holy shit

[arctic talon]

“Like yeah the imperium has a lot of pedophiles in powerful positions”

[daring creek]

Fitting

Very fitting.

[arctic talon]

It fits

[storm jungle]

yea you'd never see that in modern lore

[rancid cove]

I mean
you couldve put it together

[storm jungle]

even tho its VERY realistic

[arctic talon]

War of the beast is pretty modern

It’s only like

[storm jungle]

you could if you are smart, a lot of the fandom isnt

[arctic talon]

Oh god wait no

[daring creek]

I'd like to say very good because I like the details but it feels very fucked and very sus to say

[storm jungle]

Nah yea

like

[arctic talon]

Wait it’s like

2014 of some shit isn’t it

Ugh

That’s new to me

lol

[storm jungle]

me and rabs made this entire page to prove to people that the Imperium has slavery on lock lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

This was typed at like 3 am

[storm jungle]

like i scoured so many sources

yall got no idea

[arctic talon]

#1 in slavery

[storm jungle]

2 people (one of them being me) made this page gimme a break

[arctic talon]

Humanity on top

[rancid cove]

fascists when they have a media with undertone criticism

[sacred ginkgo]

No

[vagrant fox]

WoTB is like 11 years old

[storm jungle]

die

[daring creek]

I was going to say the length of this page is to thwart people who say the imperium isn't THAT bad

[arctic talon]

Shut up it’s new to me

[jade holly]

My question is who tf thought an empire, let alone one the size of the Imperium, didn’t use slaves?

[arctic talon]

Idiots

[storm jungle]

YEP, very satisfied we managed to do it ngl

[sacred ginkgo]

Minor clerical errors will be punished with the excruciation chamber

[storm jungle]

Dumb people

[daring creek]

*ahem* Several Instances of Pedophilia

[storm jungle]

the Imperium literally used slaves since its inception even when Big E was around

[vagrant fox]

You're becoming a geezer like the rest of us

[solid horizon]

reminds me of uh my alt account

that got suspended until tomorrow for uh because uh

[storm jungle]

what did you say

lmao

[solid horizon]

y'know how I play bass

[storm jungle]

i gotta know

[solid horizon]

and some musician asked me uh

what was my favorite key and what technique was my favorite

💀

[storm jungle]

what

[jade holly]

I think I know what was said

[sacred ginkgo]

If you had to pay every worker in the imperium a minimum of 1$ you would break the bank instantly

[vagrant fox]

👎

a minor

[storm jungle]

bruh

LOL

yeah fair

anyway delete that too just incase

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh thats unfortunate

[solid horizon]

I hope I wont get this one suspended

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

The Imperium doesn't have a centralized economy

its a feudal shithole economy wise

[daring creek]

Beyond unfortunate

[solid horizon]

I realised my mistake but so did discord

[storm jungle]

yea be careful

me and lynx got pinched too

but ours were more bullshit

[sacred ginkgo]

I also got shot

[storm jungle]

Sigsen as well

[solid horizon]

discord when music

[vagrant fox]

mine was the most bs ok

[sacred ginkgo]

I think I was the first too

[jade holly]

I never got in trouble

[sacred ginkgo]

All of you are larpers now

[jade holly]

I’m a good noodle

[vagrant fox]

If I had the cahones I'd make a pleasure world regiment that brings back captives but I'm a softie

[sacred ginkgo]

Pro tip
Do NOT advocate for misfortune against the primate in chief

[jade holly]

Damnit I wanna paint more minis

But I need to get stuff

I need brushes, I need a mat, I need water

[sacred ginkgo]

Insert whitest kids you know sketch here

[jade holly]

I need the actual paint

[spare osprey]

I'm... stealing this idea.

[solid horizon]

today iwas enlightened

the other day I saw this thing on instagram

[vagrant fox]

Flagellate this thief

[solid horizon]

where people boil their brush tip in water

[arctic talon]

I have that for my Drukhari smh

[solid horizon]

and I thought it was bullshit

so I tried it with completely busted brushes for lols

[arctic talon]

My Kabal and Haemonculi glup shittos

[solid horizon]

and guess what

it worked

[vagrant fox]

It's expected for drukies tho

[arctic talon]

yeah

[jade holly]

Fixed your brushes right up?

[solid horizon]

yes

[arctic talon]

but I have my local guard regiment be a bunch of jackbooted assholes instead

[solid horizon]

this is why I started painting a skitarii today

[arctic talon]

for my FFG stuff

[solid horizon]

and why I will finish that skitarii tomorrow

[dapper gyro]

I remember to argue about SoB were the satire about women exploration and easily manipulated. And people here tried to accuse me of so many things.

[vagrant fox]

Glup shitto regiments should be thugs

[dapper gyro]

The despite is very clear.

[storm jungle]

Yeah that is a tricky road tho lmao

[arctic talon]

They're based on a mix of the KMT and PLA

[sacred ginkgo]

This image is used by google ai summary now

[rose thorn]

Wasn’t there somethjf releasing soon for darktide?

[storm jungle]

"something"

💀

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah, a sienna mace buff

[vagrant fox]

eldar corsair class soon

[daring creek]

Now this is fuckin nice

[storm jungle]

[sacred ginkgo]

No text errors!!!!!

https://klipy.com/gifs/bongbong-lobotomy-corp

[vagrant fox]

"Noise Marines is affix captives with bizarre..."

Lexicanum is over, millions must read original source

[jade holly]

Noise Marines making me listen to their shit mix no way

[daring creek]

The Are

[solid horizon]

good, flood Ai with humanslop

uno reverse card

[dapper gyro]

You can manipulate AI already. It is not even news.

[solid horizon]

I know

I used to think skitarii tomorrow was kinda lame

but now I can't stop saying it in every context

💀

[dapper gyro]

They learnt from HL3.

[solid horizon]

omnissiah's punishment for me not believing in it

[dapper gyro]

Copium unchecked dosage.

[jade holly]

You be executed by the Skitarii tomorrow

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah thats how brainworms work alright

[solid horizon]

I DONT EVEN WANT SKITARII IN DARKTIDE

[daring creek]

The arts good

[daring creek]

Skibitari

[dapper gyro]

Because your brain is lame.

[arctic talon]

@vagrant fox I didn't have the balls to do anything based on the IJA

because I'm a coward

so I just went with the other thing I'm extremely familiar with

[vagrant fox]

It's a fine line to walk before you get too edgy in what's supposed to be for fun tbh

[arctic talon]

Yeah

I just have them based on the KMT and CCP's very jackbooted activities lol

during their rule of China

[vagrant fox]

The stuff what happened in Nanking makes sense for the IG but uhh, I don't want to write about that

[arctic talon]

I love extortion taxes

[arctic talon]

truke

[glossy sonnet]

Imperial Fists recruit from Necromunda on occasion right? Do they ever recruit members of specific houses?

[vagrant fox]

I've just taken a mix of trench raiders and landsknechts, their most notable thing is making a road from one hive to another with the corpses of 'insurgents' strung up either side
I didn't want to get into too much more detail than that

[vagrant fox]

I don't think so

[arctic talon]

nah, they just kidnap juves sometimes

aside from escher juves

who are all women

[arctic talon]

I use them for my Imperium Maledictum and FFG stuff so I just usually have them being asshats to the locals whenever they're around

[glossy sonnet]

do they avoid taking members of houses then?

[arctic talon]

No

juves are low ranking members of gangs

[glossy sonnet]

ohh ok

[arctic talon]

almost 99% of the time teens and children

[glossy sonnet]

and they dont really have a preference for which house they come from?

[arctic talon]

usually they like to rock up to a firefight, see if there's any alive juves

and drag them away

iirc no Goliath

or Escher

[surreal nest]

Bought ratlings and pre-ordered Murderwing

[arctic talon]

Goliaths are already genetically modified heavily

[surreal nest]

Fucking insane store dude

[arctic talon]

And Escher are all women

[vagrant fox]

As it should be, civvies are worth nothin except the spoils you can pay the soldiers with 🫡

[jade holly]

Oh Elite I have good news outside of painting my first model

It is mine… in 3-4 days

[arctic talon]

I made their helmet based on the current PLA gasmask + the normal cadian helmet along with making their armor red and blue/red and gold

because subtlety is for fucking cowards

I gotta wear it like I own it

[vagrant fox]

Ah the era of uniforms looking good, machine guns and artillery ruined warfare

[surreal nest]

Honestly prices are good too I got ratlings and bought my friend nemesis claw, 130 bucks

[arctic talon]

Tbh the modern PLA gasmask looks cool imo

just gotta make the visor tinted and therefore edgy when you describe it

[solid horizon]

you say this because you are an ad mech player

[vagrant fox]

It's the main reason I picked landsknechts as a part inspiration, they have to look fabulous while destroying rebels

[arctic talon]

goes hard tbh

[solid horizon]

and this is what the average skitarii tomorrow has on his face

[arctic talon]

the fact GW doesn't include 10 of these in every cadian box is an atrocity

[solid horizon]

I am going insane, maybe I should get some sleep

[vagrant fox]

I need my faceless oppressors

[vagrant fox]

It's not bad tbh

[arctic talon]

I think it fits because it almost looks kind of "warm"

like the shape language on it is very rounded

[spare osprey]

I am utterly insane and not home at the moment.
Do they not?

[arctic talon]

GW does not include 10 masked cadian helmets per box unfortunately and never has

[arctic talon]

aside from the Cadian Hostile Environment troops

[spare osprey]

I think the only Cadian helm I took a slight interest in was the one that the Kasrkin demo trooper gets.
And there's one per box.

[jade holly]

I would never be caught dead running an AM army

Too many damn faces to paint

Like holy crap it’s a horde army too

[languid meadow]

Krieg solves that but you know you have to play Krieg

[arctic talon]

reason number 50239213218 GW should have done 10 masked heads per box as an option

[jade holly]

Astra Militarum is one of the premier horde armies next to Tyranids and Orks right?

[languid meadow]

Ye

[jade holly]

Is there a big 3 for elite armies at all or is it just Custodes?

[languid meadow]

Nids are annoying to paint for the sole reason there's even more of them

[spare osprey]

A challenge I look forward to.

[languid meadow]

Knights are an elite army as well

[arctic talon]

Custodes, Harlequins, Terminator Spam/grey knights

[winged silo]

We Mechanicus players don't have to worry about such trivialities.

[arctic talon]

truke

the machine god favors us

[winged silo]

No face, no problem. It's all machines.

[languid meadow]

Do quins even count anymore like

[vagrant fox]

I've been spending too much time trying to mix these two aesthethics without just having fabulous DKoK in the end is my main problem

[vagrant fox]

It's almost pleasant as the boot steps on your neck

[languid meadow]

Honestly surprised they never did give us the lobster tail armor for Krieg, would've been cool

Unless I've somehow missed it but

[vagrant fox]

Their engineers wear something similar

[jade holly]

Oh do Loyalist Knights and Chaos Knights count?

[arctic talon]

I don't count them bcs they're playing a different fucking game lol

[jade holly]

They’re something beyond elite armies

[celest cedar]

Bebop failed

[arctic talon]

Yeah they're total skew territory

[celest cedar]

he got jumped by the entire hidden king squad in a backalley

[jade holly]

I just wish Iconoclast Fiefdom wasn’t restricted to just Damned units

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-hidden-king-gif-7445856278652961411

HIDDEN KING MENTIONED 🗣️ 🔥

[storm jungle]

Pinterest + Look for more obscure World War/other conflict equipment

its kinda how i did my guard regiments

you just gotta dig and look for weird inspirations

[vagrant fox]

Pinterest in this economy?

[storm jungle]

Yea boi

[rancid cove]

"The Emperor protects"
The Emperor:

[jade holly]

Isn’t it overrun with ai now?

[celest cedar]

This hella sad image lowk

no limbs 😢

[vagrant fox]

Idk I don't use Pinterest

[daring creek]

Ah, the classic nugget.

[rancid cove]

its fetish art mal

[jade holly]

I’m getting depressed just looking at this

[celest cedar]

lowkirk pinterest is good for inspo

[celest cedar]

what?

[rancid cove]

its a 2 page comic and the first page lowkey makes it even more fucked up

[spare osprey]

Had a patient like this recently.
He still had one arm left at least.

[rancid cove]

you didnt know this?

[daring creek]

You didn't know?

Actually

[celest cedar]

HUH??

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[daring creek]

Can't blame you

[rancid cove]

LMFAO

yeah thats fetish art

[arctic talon]

My cousin is into it and worse she's a freak freak 💀

[vagrant fox]

It's very old fetish art

[rancid cove]

nugget porn

[arctic talon]

yeah

lol

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-to-shame-gif-17694701829672314192

[rancid cove]

bro dropped a fun fact

LMFAO

[daring creek]

Not new

Been a thing for A WHILE

[celest cedar]

man fuck yall

got me all feeling sad

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-littlebigplanet-lbp-turn-back-back-gif-9039523999777779166

[celest cedar]

then hit me with something different

[daring creek]

Infact, thats the tamest example.

[rancid cove]

FYM WE????

WE DIDNT MAKE IT

[arctic talon]

made the mistake of asking her if I could read something she had, she told me to check her bookshelf and I found some uh "banger" "manga"

[daring creek]

I personally painted it cuz I was bored

[vagrant fox]

Downvoted

[rancid cove]

first page makes it worse, because it shows shes an track runner athlete

and then it cuts to her on the bed

[celest cedar]

???

[daring creek]

Oh fuck 💀

[spare osprey]

I think we should just kill all mangakas.

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[daring creek]

lmfao

[jade holly]

Hey hey some are cool, like Oda

[daring creek]

Malarkey discovers Nuggets

🥀

Not no chicken nuggets either

[arctic talon]

https://fixvx.com/Sxmureye/status/2015623387075297665

Samureye (@Sxmureye)

He isn’t washed

QRT: Sitback101
“Leave my washed misogynist pedophile supporting mangaka alone”

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 26, 2026, 3:10 AM

[jade holly]

Wat

[arctic talon]

What

[vagrant fox]

Don't worry someone made a version of the nugget where she got fixed

[arctic talon]

he is def a pedophile supporter lol

he supported an artist that was a pedo

and he was a known pedo

As for misogynist and washed thats up for debate

lol

[rancid cove]

yeah we should check Oda's heardrive

[daring creek]

@rancid cove We are INSANELY aligned

[rancid cove]

he has no shame in supporting the pedo

[arctic talon]

the artist who did that is a guro artist rather

lol

so just violence/gore as well

[rancid cove]

which plugin you using to show up who used reaction on thy message

[daring creek]

Potato pototo

SHHHHH

there is no plugin

[rancid cove]

fym

[daring creek]

shhhh.

[vagrant fox]

Is it because I pointed too much

[rancid cove]

send me it now

[spare osprey]

Limzards.

[daring creek]

no

[spare osprey]

Speaking of woke, should I go all in and make a guard army of Mexican Vaqueros as 11th rolls in?

I suspect I'll see an Astartes player's head explode.

[vagrant fox]

Go on then

Though I assume most of that type is on xitter

[spare osprey]

Probably, realistically.
Though, I've been hearing nightmare tales from other LGSes in other states.

[jade holly]

I haven’t played a match in a store yet to know anything like that

Is that common people getting angry over how other armies look?

[solid horizon]

me neither

[vagrant fox]

Store I went to had people who would put the Simpsons nerd to shame but they were friendly

[spare osprey]

So far my town's had the nicest crowd, much to my surprise.
But who knows if there's any actual bad eggs lurking about.

[jade holly]

My store doesn’t seem to get much traffic, that or I just show up on slow days

[solid horizon]

I technically played in a LGS but it wasnt really a LGS

it was more like a place where you rent a table and get meals

had to for the big apoc game

[vagrant fox]

As I understand it most stores try to keep the worst elements out

[solid horizon]

no LGS is large enough for such thing

[jade holly]

Makes sense, toxic environment means no one would want to show up

[solid horizon]

but yeah a lot of chuds, a lot of nice folks and a lot of nice paintjobs that put our guys to shame

[jade holly]

Does Warhammer World have a place for games?

[spare osprey]

Nobody can top that one tale I heard over in SC, where the OG owner of the LGS was not only inappropriate around children, but is now a wash-up, selling AI garbo from his own dirty house.

[rancid cove]

twitter isnt real

[languid meadow]

😭

[jade holly]

I’m so glad I never use twitter

[solid horizon]

I was supposed to go at a fluff tournament with a friend but he can't play unfortunately due to unexpected schedule

I will be alone vs 50% chance of either fighting necrons or GSC

some dumbo will bring an armiger with GSC 💀

[vagrant fox]

murston...

[rancid cove]

Ofc the republican would be a minority

[storm jungle]

REAL

[storm jungle]

his name is JOHN MARSTOOOOON

[daring creek]

Oh so just. Openly fabricating information

#notapsyop

[vagrant fox]

I sometimes think of that store owner who hates everyone

[storm jungle]

Herbert Moon LMAO

I love that scene so much

spews every racist thing imaginable

instantly eaten alive by zombies

thank you rockstar

[vagrant fox]

What could be the symbolism behind this

[storm jungle]

Man if only we knew

[jade holly]

I really hate how restrictive bringing an ally army unit seems to be

Can’t use army rules, can’t use a detachment for it

[vagrant fox]

I can appreciate his catholic and British hatred

[jade holly]

Seems like I can only rely on its base stats and rules

[storm jungle]

what gets me is he calls native americans "natives", not even the popular wrong term Indians

bro STUDIED the art of Hate

[spare osprey]

Damn shame it was just a dream.

[storm jungle]

Eh its fine you can always shoot him in the face

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956389828939882507/1357499235607646409/RacismMoment.gif

[rancid cove]

better gif

fuck

[solid horizon]

hitler helbrute

[daring creek]

Hilarious and a bit scary that theyre taking a blatantly obvious Right Wing Terrorist Attack as a mass shooting commited by big woke.

Scary only because some will actually believe it

[rancid cove]

they do this with every single mass controversy shit

every time a new shootout happens they always start blaming trans ppl

[daring creek]

As of recently I feel they've been doing so, a lot more this year in fact.

[daring creek]

Mhm.

[rancid cove]

yeah cause they wanna kill us

[daring creek]

This makes me want to vent about how my dad absorbs everything hateful he sees on cnn and fox news but

meh.

Fox News feels like CNN but a little more honest about its nature

[solid horizon]

dads are a funny contraption that turn hateful speech into hateful speech

[jade holly]

Two sides of the same coin. Businesses built on dispensing news to a specific audience

they make profit through viewership, so they tailor their news to their audience

[daring creek]

It always begins with the individual is completely responsible for their own actions and it goes no further than that.

It's never a systemic issue, its an individual issue.

I hate the mindset so much

[rancid cove]

la creatura

[daring creek]

Whats the name for it?

[jade holly]

No more creature

[celest cedar]

wrong gif but I cant find a context relevant gif

oh well

[jade holly]

The beast has been contained

For now

[solid horizon]

me when I'm in a Im always right competition but my opponent is a dad :

[jade holly]

I’ve been laying on this couch for like an hour

I’m hungry

[daring creek]

Me when I'm in the Fucking Rat Brained Dumbass competition but my rival is my father:

https://tenor.com/view/4444-gif-11428642197559691180

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[vagrant fox]

I can do him one better

[solid horizon]

sometimes my dad says extremely based shit like "we should send rambo to fucking kill trump" alas it's so very rare and overflowed by bullshit

[daring creek]

My dad hates what trump is doing to iran and israel which is good but then he talks about Jewish people.

[rancid cove]

@daring creek I have bad news

[daring creek]

I need to Annhilate him in Spirital Combat

[daring creek]

yeah?

[rancid cove]

they found the san diegos shooter steam profile... and you gotta see this shit

ill dm you because idk if i can post it here

[daring creek]

dm me it now pls

[solid horizon]

yeah same, mine keep saying national front is dumb and should be abolished and how trump and such should be killed

The second after he rants on how romanians are dirtbag thieves and the chinese steals all jobs

💀

[arctic talon]

Dm me I’m curious

[arctic talon]

Holy aura

That’s a goofy ass ideological fusion

[solid horizon]

I think he wants nazi and ressembling parties dead only because he's a mega WWII wargame aut!st

just like me he gets tabled each game

[arctic talon]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what it is, my dad goes on small rants about racism being stupid and Trump being stupid then is racist the next day

[storm jungle]

My dad said Donnie wasnt a fascist then changed his mind in a week and the moment i said he was saying the opposite before he goes "no didnt say that"

[vagrant fox]

Dads are cool

[solid horizon]

dads are whimsical creatures

[jade holly]

Get that man into office now we got ourselves a tried and true politician

[storm jungle]

also he said something ill never forget from how hilarious it is when i was re-telling the authoritarian insanity that was happening in the US

"They cant do that in the US Dilara, its the Land of the Free, they got rights, what are you even talking about?"

https://klipy.com/gifs/knee-slap-4--k01KS1HV3R3RY3GE4N21HKJD0JT

[jade holly]

What a series this has been lmao

[celest cedar]

damn 💀

[vagrant fox]

Land of the free to sugon deez

[celest cedar]

people still believe that propaganda huh

[storm jungle]

yeah tey do lmao

hes such a dumbass

[jade holly]

Honestly? I don’t care about Grey Knights lmao

Can we skip their faction focus and do one on a more popular faction?

[arctic talon]

Too bad

[solid horizon]

just like word bearers, grey knight had their time

and that time is over

history

[jade holly]

Who do we even have left anyways?

TSons, Tyranids(?), GSC, Eldar, Drukhari, Agents of the Imperium, Deathwatch, Votann, Necrons

Am I missing anyone?

Admech

[solid horizon]

are you talking about detachments

[jade holly]

For Faction focuses

[storm jungle]

Five. Hundred. Dreadknights.

[solid horizon]

bro ad mech already had it

[jade holly]

No they didn’t(?)

[solid horizon]

five hundred giant baby holder mechs

[jade holly]

Five. Hundred. Planets destroyed for having one guy look sorta chaos corrupted

Yeah no we didn’t get Admech yet

They just made a cameo in Imperial Knights

[solid horizon]

five hundred inquisitors in shiny termie armor

[jade holly]

Will Deathwatch and Imperial Agents even get detachments?

[solid horizon]

Eliphas vs 500 deepstrike grey knights

[solid horizon]

certainly yeah

Ive been told agents of the imperium are very strong

but the only times Ive witnessed it, they felt like hobos being thrown cinderblocks on

[jade holly]

Between the two knight detachments that directly interact with allied forces, is the Imperial Knights one better than the Chaos Knights one because it has a better pool of allies to choose from?

[solid horizon]

possible

[dapper gyro]

Chaos knights get more chaos blessings.

[arctic talon]

Agents of the Imperium is total dogshit lol

rn

[arctic talon]

Chaos knights is better bcs you want dogshit fodder

lol

[dapper gyro]

Such serious war assets are usually favored by the chaos gods.

[jade holly]

Hastarii with the increase to ranged and the Heavy keyword tho

[solid horizon]

too bad hastarii are on 32mm bases

[jade holly]

I just wish it also allowed Heretic Astartes. I want to run a Chaos Knights next to Iron Warriors and actually have it interact with and receive benefits

[solid horizon]

I wanted to use my havocs who are totally not thallaxii as such

[arctic talon]

just run CSM with knight allies

and cope

[arctic talon]

Tbf GW has never allowed shared benefits for allying

aside from these new things

lol

[dapper gyro]

Just get a character model.

[jade holly]

Maybe one day we get a detachment in CSM that does Iconoclast Fiefdom the other way around

[solid horizon]

all that to get eaten by 3 defilers because the opponent will also play CSM with a meta list

I hate that I can technically play Abaddon PBZ castle

[celest cedar]

🗣️

[dapper gyro]

The fuck...

[timid pasture]

AI, didn’t read

[rancid cove]

Iron Lords with the red apple bottom jeans

[jade holly]

Do they got the boots with the fur?

[tough haven]

No.

No they dont.

[jade holly]

Damn

[jade holly]

The new Muppets retheme of RnRCoaster is opening in 6 days

I’m excited to see what changed

[urban spire]

skitarii tomorrow

[jade holly]

Oh no

I can’t… it compels me

[jade holly]

Tough crowd smh

[surreal nest]

@arctic talon was nemesis claw like super OP back then?

[arctic talon]

not super OP but very strong

[jade holly]

Elite I’ve been thinking too much again. I brainstormed a near entire Lychgard/Praetorian box refresh idea

Only thing I haven’t finalized is data sheet stats and rules

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

I don't think they're going to update the Lychguards stats ever

Praetorians maybe

[jade holly]

Praetorians need it badly

[arctic talon]

not really

they're a servicable unit

Lychguard are also like already strong as fuck tbh

[jade holly]

But overall what I want is more wargear flexibility and options

[arctic talon]

they got a 3+ 4++(with shield) and are T5

they're tough as fuck lol

[jade holly]

and also squad leaders to introduce 1 Void scythe into the box

[arctic talon]

with reanim

yeah I could see them adding a Sgt./champion

[jade holly]

Vargard for Lychgard, Executioner for Praetorians

And both can wield the Voidscythe but it’s 2 handed only

[arctic talon]

I don't think they'd do a vargard as a non HQ unit personally

ngl

just bcs Obyron exists

and we don't have Force Org anymore

then again the fucking tyranid prime and neurothrope are a sgt rn but thats grandfathered in

[jade holly]

Then what should the sgt Lychgard be called?

Just Lychgard Champ?

[arctic talon]

GW can just invent something new

tbh

[surreal nest]

Yeah i think this dude i know was tweaking he got enraged when he said nightlords and talked about how nemesis claw was purposely designed to be game breaking broken so they can drive up profits and they only ever nerfed them by changing how obscuring works

I was like wah

Never heard of nemesis claw being like that bad

[arctic talon]

nowadays they're fine

they used to be very very strong

def not designed to be gamebreaking imo

[surreal nest]

I also dont think it was just their passive

They had like the OG activation canceling ability

I think phobos did it first

[daring creek]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[surreal nest]

Thats me fr

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-orks-warhammer-grimgor-gif-16373998565401411320

[daring creek]

WAAAUGH

[jade holly]

LIVE FREE AND WAAAAAAAGH HARD 🗣️ 🔥

[vagrant fox]

Ssh it's morning

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-warhammer40k-orks-charge-gif-14893692

[daring creek]

waaughing all over the place rn

https://tenor.com/view/ork-warhammer-waaagh-gif-25817947

Ork tech is unmatched

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-music-shootas-blood-and-teef-orks-orkz-green-music-gif-26367410

[heady rivet]

@arctic talon rolled so bad (again) in another Munda game my friend pointed it out to me how ironic it was the person most into Necromunda was cursed by dice. My genuine average roll for that roll game was like a 3

Which is up from the two of last game

And nobody died at least

[daring creek]

if micheal jackson was in 40k what would he be

I feel like Nurgle cuz Thriller

but for some reason

Genestealer?