40k-lore-chat

[opaque junco]

penis obliterated

[queen laurel]

with the right hand?

You're just asking for it at that point

[vagrant fox]

it's the thrill that makes it exciting

[outer wave]

What if he jorked it with Za Worldo

Do you think he'd be cool?

[surreal nest]

Please god thats so fucking funny

[vagrant fox]

speaking of music

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1506311823677456404/redalert2-banger.mp4?ex=6a0dcdb4&is=6a0c7c34&hm=dba73e4d7ae033e2d3f1cd7949f2a080061ab1acfb8ccebffdc4d4e0fda86dd9&

Red Alert 2 propaganda

Hive scum has some really funny interactions with maul, hope to see 'em get freaked out by admech too

[storm jungle]

Vet but still, fucking psycho lmao

[vagrant fox]

I love maul

[languid meadow]

My fav part of Jojo's is the stupid ass poses

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYhU9LTIvWD/

[spring cairn]

akari loves modelling

they're all 1:1 from various magazines

[queen laurel]

why are they aura farming like meme piccolo i swear

they always be hitting them specific poses for the love of the game

[languid meadow]

Like lambda said a lot of them are from fashion magazines

[vagrant fox]

it's cool

[opaque junco]

Yep, he loves his fashion magazines

[spring cairn]

the only thing that matches akari's love for modelling is his love for music

[queen laurel]

a good amount of stands is like named after bands right

[spring cairn]

yeah

or songs

[queen laurel]

and also songs

[solid horizon]

agreed

[languid meadow]

Metallica is such a cool stand

Sucks it loses because of plot

[languid meadow]

The OVA is just all of that constantly
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/CfHSEKkD9NJ/

[vagrant fox]

muhammad avdol is so cool

[spring cairn]

the ova has that vintage anime artstyle that is sadly lost

[storm jungle]

^

90's anime look so fucking sinister man

[vagrant fox]

I wish it was still around

[spring cairn]

it's why cowboy bebop is probably my goat of all goats

[solid horizon]

harlock my beloved

[vagrant fox]

anime got puggified smh my head

[spring cairn]

and also because T.A.N.K

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/harlock-arcadia-herlok-spaceship-jolly-roger-gif-26642662

[storm jungle]

also Patlabor

and Ghost in a Shell

and Spriggan

[spring cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFa0QoHWvE&list=RDUFFa0QoHWvE&start_radio=1

[storm jungle]

and Jinroh

etc etc

a lot of stuff honestly

[vagrant fox]

gem mentioned

https://klipy.com/gifs/mg42-jin-roh--k01KS0CVZC7RSFF4BNSFAV2YSAX

the animation is so peak

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[solid horizon]

me when I order Whiplash from aliexpress

[vagrant fox]

Monster still looks great

[spring cairn]

naahh

this is so good yoko kanno is great

[opaque junco]

Too bad Jin roh lowkey got co opted by chuds

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[opaque junco]

Should put that movie on my to watch list

[languid meadow]

Yea

[outer wave]

Watched it like a year or so ago, its surprisingly alot slower than it initially looks, but its a good film

[opaque junco]

What happened to the artstyle that you see with a lot of these 90s anime actually

[languid meadow]

I need to go back and watch a bunch of 90s stuff

Digital animation

[queen laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/EjBrIYh4moM?si=F9ShUr8ZR2DvlfMv for real I especially like watching this channel talking about very old anime

[storm jungle]

The 90s anime art style basically faded away because the industry transitioned from hand-painted celluloid (cel) film to digital software

[queen laurel]

he talks about megastructures weapons and other stuff

[storm jungle]

This leap combined with a massive surge in production volume and shifts toward simpler, highly reproducible "moe" character designs kinda made the labor-intensive 90s aesthetic commercially obsolete.

it sucks but yea

[opaque junco]

Ah

[queen laurel]

for example https://youtube.com/shorts/S4IrYsTrFVw?si=Hxsdic0CTzJXTvCN

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-spiegel-gif-21670784

[queen laurel]

Like just look at the animations here

that looks detailed and peak

[languid meadow]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DYTfKH9oT6Z/

[vagrant fox]

also watch redline

[languid meadow]

A lot of 90s stuff is tech show off stuff

Lots of switches etc

[queen laurel]

yeah like the Geiersburg Fortress

[vagrant fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FZ0AXNldV8

dang ol' hand animated

almost killed the studio

[queen laurel]

I didn't even watch the anime they just made that shit for the love of the game

[vagrant fox]

the peak we could have had in the late 2000s

[spring cairn]

oh yeah redline is so good

https://tenor.com/view/redline-nitro-jp-anime-movie-gif-25480128

[opaque junco]

Noted

[vagrant fox]

Story could be a bit better imo but the rest makes up for it

[spring cairn]

just the animation, it's alright without it but u watch it for the animation

it's a spectacle movie

[queen laurel]

god that thing is a sad story though like that thing was so expensive to make that the studio that made it was brought closer to financial bankruptcy

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it took seven years to make and it almost killed Madhouse

[queen laurel]

Like just watching that single part alone really tells you they put their soul into that thing

[spring cairn]

taht's just madhouse

[opaque junco]

...It would make for a good discord movie night with my friends now that you say this

[spring cairn]

they're that good

look at OPM s1

the animation is crisp

[queen laurel]

oh yeah

peak one punch man season

Worst fate ever seen in animation

[spring cairn]

that anime could've been perfect if madhouse got to make every season

ONE is a good writer so the story is cool even if they're not sticking to the webcomic which is better it would've been neat

[vagrant fox]

alas

something capitalism ruined anime something

[spring cairn]

the anime industry is dogshit

[vagrant fox]

I'm not particularly impresed by it, even if it produces some bangers

[surreal nest]

Is scalping a legitimate issue in warhammer or is it purely just THAT many players/whales pushing stock?

[arctic talon]

Both

Books are absolutely scalped the hardest

[languid meadow]

We're so cooked

[surreal nest]

Very interesting

[vagrant fox]

Limited edition things in general innit

[surreal nest]

I remember killteam had a problem with 40k players buying out stock for their armies, not sure if it still does

feel like it still might because Deathwatch killteam has been OOS for a long time

i remember when Kasrkin were nigh extinct and I woke up at 4 AM to a restocking email and bought 2 boxes

[arctic talon]

GW has been dealing with massive stock issues recently due to ramping up production for the new edition

[surreal nest]

didnt even consider that

[vagrant fox]

it was that bat

that's the true scalper

[arctic talon]

Don’t make fun of it smh

[vagrant fox]

I must

Elite do you know if they talk about arming children during the Perita Rebellion gamemode you can do in Warframe

[arctic talon]

sorta? Lotus just yaps about how you and the other tenno experienced War™ and a chunk of them fucking died

[vagrant fox]

ach

I've been trying to track down this bit where someone says they could've done something like making robots and training soldiers but it made more economic sense to arm children because they were so plentiful

No idea what it's from

[arctic talon]

the tenno were the only known people who could calm the warframes

also they were like a thing starting only early mid war

[vagrant fox]

Yeah, it's more a child soldier with guns thing I'm looking for

don't take that out of context

[arctic talon]

yeah don't think I got that

[arctic talon]

There's a child soldier stuff in the Nezha levarian

where the children who were gona die defending the plot of land were used as fertilizer for the next batch of crops

[vagrant fox]

Could be Warframe then, I feel like it was in the perita rebellion gamemode that gives no drops of the servitoris or whatever

[young pecan]

@storm jungle Sigsen is trying to find child soldiers to arm

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-side-eye-gif-5016118126108679217

[solid horizon]

just pretend they are ratlings and everything will be ok

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[vagrant fox]

I'm persecuted for being the only normal person here

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/SPnN8bABA7o?si=jdKrunGT-STsZhBs

[nocturne crest]

Do you think someone has done an analog horror of Brum yet?

[opaque coyote]

Now this is what Clara would've wanted...

[rancid cove]

They have ruined found footage and analog horror format

[opaque coyote]

How so

shit cannot be worse than analog horror 67 kid

[storm jungle]

Brightburn ahh

[nocturne crest]

Wait, how many people here know what Brum is?

[opaque coyote]

Also a nice detail is that the ending dialogue is actually from the comics

The "Well look at that, it looks like he did have brains after all"

[raven stone]

I can confirm they don't TBH

They do talk about how it is supposed to be Grineer on mine clearing duties though

Due to, you know, expendable clones

[raven stone]

What is a "Brum"?

[rocky gale]

A sentient car

[vagrant fox]

I got the grineer mine one, I wonder if it was Roathe then

or warframe at all

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-brum-car-humanoid-car-gif-25854571

[daring creek]

D: aaa face

Actually

[vagrant fox]

complete nothingburger but I'm all in

[daring creek]

(D:

[vagrant fox]

Brum is a little chud

[surreal nest]

why do most chaos fans politely ask for things and guardsmen fans have mental breakdowns over not getting their exact regiment

[celest dome]

Basically mean nothing no ?

[vagrant fox]

chaos players know to beg for scraps and do it nice

It's a whole lot of maybe we'll see idk nothing

[solid horizon]

cult termies should come back tbh

[storm jungle]

guard is the nazi faction

chaos is the Nice Baalites faction

ez clap

[surreal nest]

i hate steel legion fans more than DkoK I think

[daring creek]

Interesting

[storm jungle]

Lmao

yeah uh

[daring creek]

Donkey kong of Krieg

[storm jungle]

krieg is still terrible

[sacred ginkgo]

That one Welsh guy in general who "hates dkok" but thinks of them like a hungry man thinks of food

[solid horizon]

🗣️ both suck

[storm jungle]

false

[solid horizon]

catachans have bigger mooscles

therefore better

[surreal nest]

steel legion fans are just genuinely the most insufferable people ive ever met

[storm jungle]

ARMAGHETTO DREAMIIIIING

[surreal nest]

all they do is fucking victim complex

[storm jungle]

Tie softtoast to the back of a chimera

[daring creek]

Bara consumer

[solid horizon]

whar

whats bara

[storm jungle]

oh

he doesnt know

[solid horizon]

forvige my ignorance

[surreal nest]

no steel legion are cool and i would collect them if I could

just genuine whinge fest from their community

[daring creek]

Gay muscle man tropes

[solid horizon]

well

[daring creek]

Ususally in manga and anime

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[daring creek]

👁️

[daring creek]

Kek

[vagrant fox]

man that song bops

[solid horizon]

I find it more funny than like it tbh

but as a contra fan I cannot deny anything

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tf2-engineer-25--k01KS0J0KJ7HJ8PHF5NRRFPBA2J

bara

[surreal nest]

as a guard collector I think the faction is comedically oversaturated as is why do we get like 3 killteams every season

[sacred ginkgo]

Like sure dude

Totally

[storm jungle]

I mean hes not wrong

[sacred ginkgo]

665 mentions

[solid horizon]

krieg fans when they see a tourist in blue raincoat

[storm jungle]

665.... the number of Mr Yeast

[surreal nest]

does constantly talking about something mean you like it or something

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[surreal nest]

what if im like talking about how im in pain constantly and i hear the voices all day do i love it

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[surreal nest]

what then liberal

[storm jungle]

^

[sacred ginkgo]

He seems alot like those homophobic politicians just saying

[storm jungle]

Krieg Krieg Sahur

[daring creek]

Are they still on about that yarrick trailer

[solid horizon]

alex jones with gay people

[daring creek]

[surreal nest]

wah wah wah there wasnt a 15th guard release for the year

yes

[vagrant fox]

more guard regiments now

delete the tau to make more

[solid horizon]

astra militarum is probably like

the range with most models

[daring creek]

There's only 3 guardsmen

[surreal nest]

the people that genuinely expect full plastic ranges of niche regiments when emperors children JUST got their fucking models lmfao

[daring creek]

Krieg. Canadians

[solid horizon]

cause they have all their skin

[daring creek]

Meal legion

[steel ingot]

iunno i feel like the actual specialized differences from guardsmen is so blurred it doesnt matter anymore

[solid horizon]

whar about catachans

[steel ingot]

every legion is the "big lemon russes and laser guns" faction

[solid horizon]

and those dudes on horse

[daring creek]

Reskined ogyrns

[storm jungle]

KKKADIAAAAA

[vagrant fox]

these guys hate my glup shitto regiment

kill them dilara

[steel ingot]

abbaddon drunk driving the blackstone fortress to get kkkadia off his lawn

[solid horizon]

Im all for unionized codice so fill my goblet with tears

[outer wave]

@sacred ginkgo Did you see the preview for MiddleOutis?

[solid horizon]

separating chaos legion codice was a mistake

[steel ingot]

iunno like maybe its just me falling into the miasma of dissapointment in 40k

i feel like fluff they still have their differences prolly but like

im not a guardsmen player so uh

[storm jungle]

man

its not a big deal lol

[solid horizon]

it is not

[storm jungle]

unless like your entire world is the Imperial Guard

lmao

https://klipy.com/gifs/crying-dexter--k01KS0JAQ7KDKXH8G1E5FX38CZT

[vagrant fox]

na just make enjoy and chill

[steel ingot]

just in real time had this reaction about the guardsmen

[storm jungle]

Mine is like

[steel ingot]

like wait a minute i dont care

[storm jungle]

"Wow this is dogshit!"

Moves on

[solid horizon]

man if only people used their imagination instead of asking for datasheet for glup shitto regiment number 4534

[steel ingot]

like i tried to engage in my mind why i cared and realized

oh wait i dont really

[surreal nest]

genuinely dont understand why guard players hate generalized detachments and rules its like the same thing but with a different name

[steel ingot]

i mean i think i can only feel for people who really really like certain factions but the only examples i can think of are people who love freakos like the vostroyans or the chem dogs

[solid horizon]

why would steel legion need different stats from a cadian or krieger squad

[steel ingot]

like real glupius shittius factions

[surreal nest]

what exactly makes steel legion different from any other mechanized battalion what rules would they use specifically that the mechanized battlation doesnt

[steel ingot]

urhm they look like mustard bottles

[vagrant fox]

I'm the only Athonian Tunnel Rats superfan and they'll never have anything and it's based

[solid horizon]

like jsut use detachment rules that fits it most lmao

like chaos undivided

[steel ingot]

i thin when i was younger i thought cadians are cool because their home is the eye of terror which to be fair was tough as fuck

but well uhm im an adult now

[solid horizon]

there are implications that some detachments are for specific bands/legions

[steel ingot]

and cadia is dust

[surreal nest]

no we love datasheet bloat I want every possible regiment as their own shock troop

[storm jungle]

its a fine thing to hate imo, remember we went from a codex that actively encourages kitbashing and multiple regimetns to just 3 slop regimetns

[steel ingot]

so lmao who cares

[vagrant fox]

cadians cool, dkok cool, steel legion cool, it's fine

just don't be a shit about it

[solid horizon]

🗣️ speak up son

[steel ingot]

plus also nowadays im a contrarian so i like to find and seek out lesser liked factions to enjoy them

[surreal nest]

maybe im too employed and wealthy and polite and such good natured but i dont care

[storm jungle]

Westoid 🫵

[surreal nest]

you cannot call me that

[steel ingot]

me looking at all the successors of the imperial fists and picking the subjugators because they're green

[vagrant fox]

May I interest you in the Athonian Tunnel Rats? Made up just to get shit on by a sole necron ship and also they featured in Darktide™ as a purchasable cosmetic

[steel ingot]

i mean if you had to ask me a guardsmen faction i like

do the chem dogs count

[vagrant fox]

-2

[steel ingot]

i like that they're from a planet that has a meth atmosphere

[vagrant fox]

they're mongrels

[surreal nest]

elysian drop troops and valhallans are my favorite

do i get a +2

[solid horizon]

people want dark mechanicum as playable faction when obviously they are already part of CSM range

baffling

[surreal nest]

i wouldnt mind dark mechanicus'

[vagrant fox]

+2 for Elysians but Valhallans are a -2, making it a 0

[steel ingot]

always bet on servitor class

[storm jungle]

I updated their entire lexi page and made all those edits!!!!

[surreal nest]

why are valhallans -2

[steel ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-a-twelve-twelve-dice-roll-gif-26906738

[storm jungle]

you guys better read and like it!!!!

[vagrant fox]

no

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

I like CSM as a big bag of random bullshit go

makes everything intercompatible

[steel ingot]

thank u for ur diligence

[solid horizon]

it's just

too bad that practically ever darky mechanicus model is now legends

[storm jungle]

my Dilaragence is very lethal its true

[solid horizon]

because uh oh forgeworld

[vagrant fox]

I don't need to explain why a lesser version of the Vostroyans with the most bad version of a commissar is a -2

if Cain was deleted they'd be fine though

[steel ingot]

i appreciate ciphas cain looks like the missing link

also whats that one faction thats like weird semi muntants that are failed clones of mecharius

remember reading about them once

[vagrant fox]

The er

afriel strain?

[sacred ginkgo]

Yep

[outer wave]

This will be my team against my support Kiramael

[sacred ginkgo]

Outis on her way to cut her chud daughter in half

[outer wave]

Great mama will have to go fast to cut down Kiramael before Blade of HoS

[sacred ginkgo]

(She literally can't)

(Ryoshu can do 2 a turn after turn 1)

[solid horizon]

Negavolt Cultists ✝️
Hellwright ✝️
Bloodslaughterer ✝️
Decimator ✝️
Kytan Ravager ✝️
Greater Blight Drone ✝️
Greater Brass Scorpion ✝️
Venomcrawler
Defiler
Heldrake
Forge/Maulerfind
Lord of Skulls
Warpsmith

[outer wave]

😔

We need more "Kill your allies" IDs so everyone can get a shot at Kiramael

[sacred ginkgo]

I wonder if this mathias can wield laevatein correctly

[outer wave]

Considering shes based off of him and is apparently is a worse version of herself, probably not

[sacred ginkgo]

I also wonder wtf limbus is doing with it

[outer wave]

Great question

[sacred ginkgo]

Cause they now own it and the dihui star blade

[outer wave]

Probably research and may give one of the blades to the Blade Lineage guys

Bamboo Hatted Kim and Seon-Hi

[sacred ginkgo]

Giving the dihui star blade to Kim is fucking insane work

Oh yeah also valencina's eye if gregor didn't eat it

[outer wave]

Considering what Gregor did to her, I wouldnt be surprised if it was destroyed

[sacred ginkgo]

It might be ok

Its a Relic

[outer wave]

Her prosthetic eye is a relic?

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

A fucked up one that malfunctions

I think Vergil refers to it as one

Also doesn't help that it was actively separating from her head

I do think it will be funny if verg ever shows up strapped with laevatein

[nocturne crest]

How?

[steel ingot]

small and chudly i can guess

[vagrant fox]

I just wanted to be a hater

[steel ingot]

oh

of course

the usual

[vagrant fox]

Of course

[steel ingot]

he's probably tall and very nice

[jade holly]

One day closer to

[nocturne crest]

Wait, so if GW can be bullied into making Steel legion, does that mean it's possible someone can bully them into making Petorian guard?

[storm jungle]

that was different

those Steel Legion stuff was very likely in early WIP process for a way later release

[vagrant fox]

I suspect they weren't as much bullied into SL as saw the demand and had some prototype stuff around

[storm jungle]

they just showcased them early due to the outcry for bonus points

[storm jungle]

^

[vagrant fox]

Doubt they'll touch the not-colonial troops in todays climate

[nocturne crest]

Fair enough.

[vagrant fox]

But we should force them to make jopall

[heady rivet]

Petorian Guard, you say?

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffen-cant-touch-me-dance-family-guy-gif-13639480692802953623

[surreal nest]

has anybody ever jumped you and hit you with 2x4s

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-dancing-gif-7645559

[heady rivet]

Rolled a Flesh Wound on the injury die

[vagrant fox]

He's into humiliation stuff don't beat him

He'll probably nut on you

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-ahh-dog-gif-4024709941344493127

[nocturne crest]

So what family guy character's colour scheme would you use for a guard army?

[vagrant fox]

pita

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-lois-griffin-scream-screaming-gif-11907196743960804809

[steel ingot]

desperately trying to remember what song this was from

cause like i remember it being a meme for a bit

[vagrant fox]

Parody of M C Hammers can't touch this or what it's called

[young pecan]

My favorite part of this is that it's old cope from before Scum reveal

[languid meadow]

I just realized how shit people are recognizing silhouettes

[storm jungle]

depends on the silhouette imo

see TF2

[languid meadow]

while true I'm talking about the skulls teaser

and the VERY clearly scab stalker

[storm jungle]

LMAO

THEORYCHAT

Yeah idk what those guys are going on about ngl

[languid meadow]

oh wait were they talking about that in there too?

I was talking about a post I saw lol

[storm jungle]

Lmao yea they were

[vagrant fox]

Delete theory chat for being chuds now

[scenic trout]

we doing a funny sillhouette quiz now

[steel ingot]

clearly a servitor class dont know about you guys

but i got the inside line

voices in my brain tell me truths the eyes cant see

[languid meadow]

seeing someone say the scab is a 41st kills me

like bro you would not survive the wilderness and would be killed by a tiger

[rocky gale]

Did you know that to most animals tigers look green rather than orange.

[steel ingot]

did you know that shrimps see more colors than humans

https://tenor.com/view/räkparty-pungräkorna-pungräksparty-räkrave-shrimpparty-gif-23033087

[vagrant fox]

Animals are ghoulish little freaks

[languid meadow]

said the animal

[vagrant fox]

You ever go to the zoo to yell at the apes

[rocky gale]

So if you ever wonder "How the hell is a tiger an ambush predator, it lives in the green jungle and is bright orange" that's the answer

[vagrant fox]

Animal skill issue I can still see it

[spring cairn]

there's green tigers???

[rocky gale]

All tigers are green

We just see them as orange

[median star]

theirs one right behind you

[spring cairn]

i can't see it

[vagrant fox]

Cause it's green

[median star]

duh

[storm jungle]

Just googled this

what teh fuck

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-abrams-green-abrams-viscous-piss-viscous-gif-18320023403135180021

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

[rocky gale]

Humans get clowned on for a lot of things compared to animals, but our ability to differentiate colours is pretty peak

[plush mason]

yeah its crazy how different the world is to what our eyes can see some times

[plush mason]

yeah but it does lead to the very confusing question of are we seeing the world as it actually is or not

[arctic talon]

We see the world as our species sees it

[rocky gale]

Well we can see colours that don't/can't exist

So

[arctic talon]

unless you have color blindness, then you see it in a different way

[winged jacinth]

Honestly we're kinda middle of the road in terms of the scale

[jade holly]

Sure but what if

[winged jacinth]

We don't even get that big a slice of the spectrum

[jade holly]

Skitarii tomorrow

[young pecan]

Oh dw I'm coping too

[arctic talon]

the funny shrimp

[young pecan]

Some kind of Admech tomorrow

Surely this time

[steel ingot]

it would just be so funny if there was no class at all

[vagrant fox]

tech adept overtomorrow

[young pecan]

Third time's the charm

[jade holly]

Why tf does the Mantis Shrimp get the cool shit

[arctic talon]

ITS TECH ADEPT

IM ALL IN

[arctic talon]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rocky gale]

If you go into birds and crustaceans sure, but in terms of mammals we're pretty peak

[vagrant fox]

We're having mob justice if it's not tech adept

[plush mason]

because they are crustaceans and crustaceans are the ultimate lifeform

[winged jacinth]

They're weirdly bad color differentiators lol
They have all those color receptors because they don't, iirc, have the ability to integrate them into compound colors
Birds and pollinators though

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if anyone has done guard or arbites styled after Stan Smith.

[arctic talon]

thats funny ngl

[heady rivet]

UNPAID INTERNS FOR THE SLAUGHTER

[rocky gale]

Yea some birds have like 5 or 6 cones

[jade holly]

Carcinization

[rocky gale]

Too many cones

[vagrant fox]

I'll only accept one more class if it's funny, like scribe or something

[plush mason]

everything will be crab

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-astral-claws-space-marine-warhammer-warhammer-40k-gif-17483303521650911739

[arctic talon]

"I require these scalpels for the omnissiah's tithe"

[winged jacinth]

Only decapods carcinize
We should be talking about arborization

[jade holly]

You mean we’re becoming TREES??

[winged jacinth]

Being a tree is a lifestyle thats evolved hundreds of times

[young pecan]

Arby and Hscum were them testing the waters on how to balance and make well-made classes before they took on something as Actually Cool as tech adept

Surely

This time

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gif-12007401521632546156

[heady rivet]

"Actually cool" after Arby and Hive Scum proves we just NEED to kill you. No other way around it

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-gif-3939248266018771513

[young pecan]

Scum is cool but ultimately just a homeless person with drugs

Arby is cool but ultimately just an ICE larper's wet dream

[nocturne crest]

You didn't roll a 12

[storm jungle]

"homeless person with drugs"

[winged jacinth]

That bird is almost certain not to roll 12 by that point thank god

[young pecan]

Tech Adept is ACTUALLY cool

[storm jungle]

literally rocket launcher

also literally employed

[young pecan]

Who says well connected homeless people can't have a rocket launcher

[storm jungle]

i dont think anyone in here knows what a gangster actually is

[jade holly]

Rip my grandma she got blown up by an rpg

[winged jacinth]

You ain't never seen chicago homeless

[young pecan]

WHO SAYS HOMELESS PEOPLE CAN'T BE EMPLOYED

[heady rivet]

"Tech adept is cool but ultimately its just a nerd"

[storm jungle]

^

you can make this excuse about any class

"arbite is just vet"

"ganger is just zealot"

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/satosugu-my-brother-just-another-me-satoru-gojo-suguru-geto-gojo-gif-8678690923082204780

[storm jungle]

Rest in piece my Emperor he got blown up by a Horuszooka

kablam

kapow

[daring creek]

Bouta be sum shit

[winged jacinth]

We're all playing fucking bill from left for dead

[jade holly]

Who would win:

a Blightlord Terminator Champion

4 drugged up lunatics who found their weapons dumpster diving behind the Waffle House

[young pecan]

Good universe outcome

Unfortunately this is not a good universe

[winged jacinth]

It would be over for chaos

[daring creek]

Arbitrator is just zealot

[steel ingot]

we're all just playing as purple francis

[daring creek]

Psyker is just vet

Ogyrn is just fat

Vet is ranged zealot

[rocky gale]

He's big boned

[young pecan]

Don't tease me with a fan favorite return

[winged jacinth]

fatshark is teasing a new class
ask "is it zealot or ogryn"
the CM looks confused "its a good class sir haha"
its zealot

[daring creek]

Hmmm

[winged jacinth]

The only 2 classes

[daring creek]

Trve!

No wait

[heady rivet]

"We're getting Veteran 5"

[daring creek]

The true trvth nvke is that arby is Psyker

[languid meadow]

Hive Scum? believe it or not Ogyrn

[winged jacinth]

"Psyker? Actually zealot.
Vet? Zealot too.
Now you'd think zealot would be zealot, but its actually ogryn"

[nocturne crest]

Is there a Pretorian skin in dark tide?

[raven stone]

There have been voicelines about Voidsmen being sent out to fight

So who knows

And yes I am deliberately avoiding the using Ad Mech speculation

[steel ingot]

void breachers please go planetside

see how you sound

[wintry scarab]

What time does skulls start?

[nocturne crest]

Should there be a pretorian skin in Darktide?

[raven stone]

NGL carrying that massive ass shield would be cool

[winged jacinth]

With their iconic one gun we already have on everyone and gun and shield we have on arbites

[raven stone]

Their shield is Bigger (TM) lol

[nocturne crest]

This is beautiful.

[storm jungle]

BUZZ-DROIDS

GEM ALERT

[winged jacinth]

George lucas ahead of his time on drone warfarw

The man is a prophet

[storm jungle]

buzz-droids are so horrible too lmao

they are literally programmed to be sadistic

[nocturne crest]

I would sell my car if Disney actually made a buzz droid.

[nocturne crest]

They're little shits

[spring cairn]

another CIS w

[winged jacinth]

At the cost of effectiveness usually

[queen laurel]

best army in robot fiction

[heady rivet]

You ever get automodded and you just KNOW which word caught you?

[steel ingot]

iunno why but when i saw the guy getting pulled out of the coffin i just thought "me at hulk hogans funeral"

[storm jungle]

to be fair when theres 10 of them on a starfighter i dont think it matters that much lmao

[winged jacinth]

Yeah its just funny they'll stand in lines of fire to menace the cockpit lol

[winged jacinth]

They're disposable anyway afaict

[heady rivet]

Knew it

[storm jungle]

i think the scene that haunted me the most in clone wars was uh

the droids actively searching for escape pods after a battle they won

and jettisoning any survivors in them out in teh space

like what the fuck

lmao

[winged jacinth]

War crime robots
George lucas ahead of his time yet again

[storm jungle]

^

[rocky gale]

Damn, automod ain't even let you jork it

[storm jungle]

also they are happy doing it too, look at this asshole

[winged jacinth]

Buzzdroids by Anduril

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/droid-humming-imperial-march-b1--k01KS0P3S3JVB7WE5869MV00F2Y

[languid meadow]

another WolfDawg W

[paper haven]

Oh look war crimes

[queen laurel]

bro they have b1s specifically designed to hunt drop pods

[winged jacinth]

Honestly i wish i had that kind of job satisfaction

[queen laurel]

what kind of war crime acceleration

[heady rivet]

There aint no Geneva in Star Wars

[languid meadow]

the empire had more rules of war than the republic

#interesting

[paper haven]

To be fair though, it seems like neither side of the clone wars even had the concept of a Geneva convention.

[heady rivet]

In Legends, Grevious was glassing SEVERAL ecumenopolis planets in the core and unleshed a virus that killed trillions

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/N7oPDmJ_Tfc?t=29

BRO THEY LITERALLY DECAPITATE KENOBI'S ASTRO DROID

😭

[winged jacinth]

The republic doesn't have an "army" legally

[languid meadow]

astromechs are insane

so deserved

[spring cairn]

as much as i liked legends, sometimes it felt they were just typing shit

[jade holly]

B1s my beloved little goobers

[heady rivet]

I love that droids are programmed to feel fear and pain. Even funnier they program battle droids to be able to have 0 morale

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/droids-gif-10809728

[winged jacinth]

Legends was not that different from extended 40k lore but more hands off afaik

[spring cairn]

it was all over the place

[storm jungle]

I love how they also programmed B1s to get "tired" by marching with the battery nonsense lol

[spring cairn]

it had simultaneously the best and worst ideas

[paper haven]

Droids are fully sentient but haven't rebelled. Why?

[languid meadow]

legends actively fucked with george lucas as well lol

like the kyber crystal stuff

[winged jacinth]

I always got a laugh in battlefront when they said "shoot to kill" like they were reminding themselves

[jade holly]

Let’s be honest they gave them sentience so Grievous could have more fun beating them

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/Bq30vO3K4Lw

[heady rivet]

They are what Aristotle called a Natural Slave

[languid meadow]

also droids operate better when sentient

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/tT--QkGM7-c?t=290 meanwhile Wrecker

[paper haven]

Oh look, Star wars lore being inconsistent. I've never seen that in a sci Fi setting.

[winged jacinth]

Robot literally comes from a word for slave lol

[languid meadow]

some of the best droids are like full on living beings

HKs and such

[storm jungle]

My favorite part about SW is how ALL of these "plotholes" people would call out are genuinely explained.

Down from how they cannot make more effective droids to OP units and whatnot.

Like, all of it is somehow perfectly explainable

its so annoyingly well done lol

[jade holly]

One of my favorite Droid moments in SWTCW was droids seeing Anakin and going

“There’s three of us and one of him!”

“It won’t matter…”

[vagrant fox]

star war gets so close to being cool

[languid meadow]

is that seth green

I swear

[arctic talon]

Legends in SW has “tiers” of canonicitiy

[queen laurel]

Dude why did the CIS not win with they have the money to throw on those Droid factories

Palpatin:

[winged jacinth]

Most of the more intelligent droids outside of the CIS army seem to be treated as citizens anyway

[storm jungle]

Iran

[heady rivet]

Yes but when Star Wars does it, its sweet and endearing

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hk47-gif-25429971

[winged jacinth]

Since while star wars is vietnam its also rome

[arctic talon]

I.E Jar Jar’s dad trying to blow his own head off is 5 times less canon then Luke having kids

[languid meadow]

I think the canon backstory of Jango is better than the legends one tbh

[heady rivet]

The CIS was gonna lose even without Palpatine playing chess against himself. Without Palpatine running diversion amd planting people in the CIS that could hard-carry (Grevious) then the CIS folds

[winged jacinth]

If i were jar jars dad i would too

[jade holly]

Where he’s an actual Mandalorian?

[arctic talon]

They’ve tried, they have restraing bolts in them for a reason

Also it’s why they can feel pain

[languid meadow]

yeah he's from concordia in canon now

[arctic talon]

Droids can feel pain because they tried to rebel once

[languid meadow]

which makes him mandolorian

[jade holly]

Jango Fett will always remain the peak bounty hunter

[arctic talon]

And now a droid feeling pain is mandatory

Thank you Star Wars

[languid meadow]

he also lead the less radical version of deathwatch before it was torn apart in civil war by themselves and jedi

[winged jacinth]

Star wars is kinda unique in that they had a Big Robot War but then kept on using sentient machines the same way

[jade holly]

Anytime I hear people try to tell me another bounty hunter is better

“Uh huh, yeah. So why isn’t there an entire clone army based on them then huh?”

[rocky gale]

They should have made the clone army based off of Bossk

[winged jacinth]

Haters will tell you lucas hadnt already thought of this when he put the droid torture room in the first movie

[steel ingot]

the reason the clones were so good was cause they were all kiwis cloned from the super zealander

[rocky gale]

Everyone loves Bossk

[languid meadow]

trandoshans are not to be trusted

evil ass species

[rocky gale]

Wookies started it

[jade holly]

Nah nah we ain’t slandering the goat Bossk

He was the ultimate bro to Boba Fett

[winged jacinth]

I met the real greedo once ||by which i mean the prosthetics||

[plush mason]

i mean, the republic and an imperium period in legends

[heady rivet]

I want a new edit of the Greedo scene where Greedo is totally unarmed and just arrived to warn Han he needs to leave town

[arctic talon]

LOL

[languid meadow]

the semi aquatic species of the galaxy perplex me

[steel ingot]

guys is theorycrafting chat experiencing a gas leak

[nocturne crest]

I love the fact that in Legends, someone turned a star destroyer into a casino/

[languid meadow]

like Rodians just have a mega death gator under their capital

[storm jungle]

LOL

[plush mason]

the republic got taken over by a cult that viewed humans as the only rightful race in the galaxy and went on literal crusades to conquer outer rim worlds ruled by aliens

and they had literal cathedral ships lol

[arctic talon]

Legends has a ton of weird shit in it

some thats true

some thats uh

not very canon

[heady rivet]

There was an anti-human group literally called the Diversity Alliance

[plush mason]

technically non of legends is canon

[languid meadow]

most of it yeah

now I think...

[rancid cove]

Legends in Star Wars is just its entire different thing

Not that its non-canon

[plush mason]

yeah

[rancid cove]

Its just its own thing

[languid meadow]

SWTOR is semi canon and everything relating to that like the main stuff is hinted at with the sith empire and rakatans and revan but we don't know what happens in nu canon with them

[vagrant fox]

One day we'll have a holy war to cleanse theory chat

[arctic talon]

you know what I mean lol

[rocky gale]

Like deadass, the Wookies started the feud with the Trandoshans, then just acted like they were the victims when the Trandoshan's retaliated

[arctic talon]

canon to itself

[steel ingot]

talking about chatrooms like the warmaster

[rocky gale]

and the Republic sided with the Wookies and the Trandoshan's never forgive either of them

[steel ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/hh-bomo-horus-heresy-gif-25285808

me to zealot chat

[jade holly]

Grievous is still my favorite character in all of Star Wars

[arctic talon]

anyways I just take what I like from Legends and Disney Canon

and mash together my own shit I like

[jade holly]

The 2008 show hurt his rep but he’s still so cool to me

[arctic talon]

it works great

[languid meadow]

the Kaleesh were screwed over

[arctic talon]

my players also like it

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/general-grievous-clone-wars-clone-wars-2003-gif-9850952104726709821

[languid meadow]

justice for the kaleesh

[arctic talon]

Reasonable crash out

[jade holly]

Grievous’s entire backstory is being set up to become a pawn

Betrayal after betrayal

[steel ingot]

you know what i think horus is allowed to make the galaxy burn cause he looked pretty cool for a bit

[queen laurel]

All of that just for his lungs to be crumpled by Samuel L Jackson

[arctic talon]

all that to get slimed out by a blaster

[jade holly]

Also a fun fact I learned

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/APLn2v8ykYs?si=qrUBElNLrnbccd70 this is my fav grievous scene in the new stuff

dude is having a blast

[jade holly]

In the 2003 show he’s voiced by John DiMaggio

General fucking Grievous is voiced by Jake the Dog

[steel ingot]

johnny dimagoatio

[jade holly]

Or is it Joe DiMaggio?

No I had it right

[arctic talon]

I belive this is canon because its funny as shit

[steel ingot]

you're in big doo doo now gay jar jar

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jann-walker-jann-valkyria-chronicles-valkyria-chronicles-jann-valkyria-chronicles4-gif-22121267

His best performance

[jade holly]

Me when my son says he wants to donate to a Valorant streamer

[rocky gale]

Like if I remember rightly, the Trandoshan's and the Wookies share a star system, in their first contact the Wookies slaughtered the Trandoshan's, the Trandoshans sent diplomats, they were slaughtered, the Trandoshans settled another world in the system and the Wookies attacked and kicked them off it, then when the Trandoshan's reinvaded the Wookies cried to the Republic for help

[plush mason]

wtf is tales of the empire?

[steel ingot]

some stuff

[jade holly]

A spinoff series

[steel ingot]

that was on "tv"

[languid meadow]

one of the 3 anthologies they did

[jade holly]

Got some real good shit in it

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/YwZiDrRMO1I

[languid meadow]

tales of the jedi, empire, underworld

[rocky gale]

There was Tales of the Jedi, Tales of the Empire and then like Tales of the Underworld

[jade holly]

Fun fact: that scene in Tales of the Empire is what Merrin talks about in Fallen Order

[languid meadow]

empire and underworld are the best imo

[jade holly]

When being attacked by an armored warrior wielding a lightsaber

[plush mason]

i love valkyria chronicles

[heady rivet]

Also the video I posted

[plush mason]

what a wacky game

[lament shoal]

We march for McDonald’s

[nocturne crest]

I still find it hard to believe that Disney okayed this:

[heady rivet]

Its so good it hurts that its the only game in the world that has its feel

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mettaton-undertale-deltarune-mtt-gif-13745976834435168388

[heady rivet]

Oh, if I had a nickel...

[jade holly]

I’m too dumb to understand

[storm jungle]

god my skull hurts looking at this

[steel ingot]

lobots wife ig

[arctic talon]

Okay checking Legends continuity shit, they literally didn't interact at all until a single fucking diplomatic incident which escalated into war and then the republic sided with the wookies bcs some fuckhead trandoshan terrorists tried to blow up some govenor 💀

[languid meadow]

just a debt slave bro

[steel ingot]

you guys ever wish you were lobot

[heady rivet]

That "I have the death sentence" guy made these btw

Decraniated

[nocturne crest]

They ripped out someone's brain and replaced it with a robot.

[jade holly]

Oh

[heady rivet]

There's hentai of it

[steel ingot]

be quiet

[plush mason]

ofc there is

[rancid cove]

I think thats the point
Why lobotomy if theres nothing there to change

[steel ingot]

its okay to be quiet you know

[rancid cove]

Blow your shit smoove off

[arctic talon]

Decraniated are so creepy

I love them

[vagrant fox]

You mean Smiling Jack, right

[heady rivet]

I just wanted to share a fun fact

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if decraniated are cheaper to make than droids.

[steel ingot]

who was like

that little hobbit looking fuck

[arctic talon]

they're not

[steel ingot]

in cloud city

[arctic talon]

they're expensive as fuck

[nocturne crest]

Just kidnap a person and remove their brain to replace it with a computer.

[arctic talon]

they're entierly for status symbol purposes

[nocturne crest]

Ugnogs?

[rancid cove]

Doubt it
If it was there wouldnt be that much droids around

[arctic talon]

its for rich freaks

who want to have a slave

but don't want to deal with all the "issues" having a slave causes

[nocturne crest]

Ugnaughts

[steel ingot]

yarss thank you im thinking about cloud city incidentals

[rancid cove]

Elite btw torrent legit is not being able to download the file you sent me

[storm jungle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[steel ingot]

lobot and his hobbit hole

[rancid cove]

That fatfuck is NOT downloading

[arctic talon]

I'm sorry 💀

[arctic talon]

That is literally the intent in universe

to have a slave that can never disobey ect.

[arctic talon]

the entire reason is for rich pieces of shit lol

[rancid cove]

Tried eliminating some files that i wouldnt have interest in it but theres like 2k shit there my guy

Torrent legit crashed

[brave owl]

cougars fucking piss me off in rdr2 lol

[heady rivet]

I accidentally blew up Cloud City once

[languid meadow]

kibby

[steel ingot]

this mf doesnt like older women

kill em

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-john-marston-building-house-cougar-gif-26155096

[nocturne crest]

Btw, what's everyone thoughts on the rumours that Disney might redo a sequel trilogy instead of the first one we got?

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-oof-yikes-no-value-the-critic-gif-10877641404121198102

[spring cairn]

every big cat mention just makes me think of the next twwh3 dlc

[jade holly]

Force Awakens was a great start but holy crap they fumbled after

[arctic talon]

non 0, but I think TFA was fine lol

[brave owl]

been trying to study them but can't lol

[plush mason]

facts

[heady rivet]

We all make mistakes.

[arctic talon]

I genuinely think The Force Awakens was like

perfectly fine

I disgree with some shit done but w/e

[nocturne crest]

NGL, the only thing I can remember from cloud city is their car and the fact they have a freezing pit.

[arctic talon]

TLJ and the last one

were both ass

[spring cairn]

i hated TFA cuz it was literally just the a new hope

[arctic talon]

TFA is literally a new hope

[spring cairn]

fuck this noise

[arctic talon]

and thats why its mediocre as fuck

[arctic talon]

but its inoffensive

[jade holly]

My only major criticism was how they handled the reactions to Han’s death and how Leia comforted this random woman she never met instead of Chewbacca

[steel ingot]

i liked the idea in the first half of the last jedi, the one they discarded for poo poo fest at next movie

[spring cairn]

why didn't they try to make something new

[heady rivet]

We had gone to steal a jewel, you see. As it turns out, coolant is nore volatile than you might inagine

[arctic talon]

idk

[spring cairn]

cowwwards

[steel ingot]

like biggest case of we got scared ever that third film

[arctic talon]

Also I think Disney should have made The First Order a facist insurgency lol

[jade holly]

Now here’s Wonderwall

[heady rivet]

Yeah my character was like this

Oh, poor Boots...

[arctic talon]

Rather then being so big

[spring cairn]

yeah

[arctic talon]

just make them a fucking facist insurgency

[spring cairn]

they're just big for no reason

lawl

[rancid cove]

Ai slop
Everyone, lets behead Dilara now

[arctic talon]

them being an evil ass mirror of the rebellion

would be great

[languid meadow]

SPACE HITLER IS BACKKKKKKKK

[heady rivet]

Nah its real I was the cat

[arctic talon]

I know Palpatine is supposed to be like

[spring cairn]

somehow space hitler survivved

[arctic talon]

the most evil Sith ever

but he's lke

not that bad compared to some of the fucking other ones

[jade holly]

I liked that Kylo Ren had a more berserker esque attitude to him but holy crap that weird romance between him and Rey was so fucking bad lmao

[arctic talon]

in the past

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, I'm pretty sure Abrams said they were based on the Nazi Railroad to South America.

[rocky gale]

The First Order being a group of exiles in unexplored space, yet somehow being able to amass a bigger fleet than the Empire at it's height

[spring cairn]

abrams

detective abrams ??

[arctic talon]

yeah well the Nazi's in South America didn't fucking build an army bigger then Nazi germany

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

[arctic talon]

I think if they had just kept all of TFA smaller scale

that would have been great

[jade holly]

Holy fuck the sequel trilogy had so many stupid ideas

Now that I’m thinking back through it

[storm jungle]

this isnt AI, its real

[arctic talon]

hell starkiller base could have been some sort of fucking bomb they snuck in

rather then being death star

but fatter

[heady rivet]

Luke OD'd and died on Force when he's 25% Force

[jade holly]

the stupid fucking dagger matching the shape of the crashed Death Star???

[spring cairn]

it was doomed the moment they decided to make a new hope 1.5

[arctic talon]

lol

[steel ingot]

dont make me think of that third movie

[arctic talon]

I do like the costume design of the Resistance

[steel ingot]

its so bad

[arctic talon]

tbh

[jade holly]

The entire throne fight scene in Last Jedi being so horribly choreographed

[arctic talon]

they're based on my second favorite rebels

ever

[spring cairn]

no the costumes were great

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, it would have made more sense if the first order came back like how in former nazis tried to make a comeback in the 1950/1960s.

[storm jungle]

Me against the entirety of #40k-lore-chat every day

[spring cairn]

that's not the problem

[jade holly]

The Sith Troopers were stupid, they hid with those star destroyers the whole time???

[spring cairn]

even the new stormtroopers had that shit on

[jade holly]

I mean at least they looked cool

[arctic talon]

I like how sith troopers look lmao

its good drip

but yes

[nocturne crest]

They literally formed a nazi party in 1950s, made up of former nazis.

[rancid cove]

Omg ryan gosling so me yes i too can drive

[storm jungle]

crushing your skull

[arctic talon]

they already had empire apologists in canon and legends

[jade holly]

Rey committing identity theft for whatever reason

[rancid cove]

Fucking pleasw take me out of this plane of existence

[arctic talon]

they wanted to do something new

oh also

[languid meadow]

literally all of the new trooper designs are pure gas

ngl

[jade holly]

Holy fucking shit the Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker ruined Rey’s character

[languid meadow]

in every piece of new media

[arctic talon]

why the fuck did the governemnt run weapon and ship foundries side with the fucking First Order

[jade holly]

And worst sin of all, they threw my boy Finn to the sidelines

[jade holly]

JUSTICE FOR FINN 🗣️

[nocturne crest]

I think the only new trooper design I liked was the Night troopers from Ashoka.

[spring cairn]

i fw the new order flame trooper heavy

[steel ingot]

they got SO scared when johnny boyega started talking about how racist people were in between those films

[hollow lantern]

I wonder how the new Star wars movies would've been if they didn't swap directors/visions like 3 times

[languid meadow]

GLORY TO SIENAR FLEET SYSTEMS RAAAAAAAAAAH

[hollow lantern]

Like they probably wouldn't have been insanely good but they'd defo be more coherent

[arctic talon]

much more coherent and less ass lol

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/vpz7g4rm6Ts?t=82 least eventful 40k-lore-chat day

[jade holly]

Even though the “They Fly Now” scene was so cringe, the First Order Jet Troopers are so cool

[heady rivet]

General plot: "Aha Hank and Aquila so yaoi!"
Dilara subplot:

[arctic talon]

I think they would have bene like

[jade holly]

And they’re so much fun in Battlefront 2

[arctic talon]

a solid 7/10

rather then our current

7/10

[languid meadow]

gas I love em

[arctic talon]

to fucking 5/10

[spring cairn]

battlefront 2...

[arctic talon]

When do we get battlefront 3

[spring cairn]

god please

[hollow lantern]

Never lol

[storm jungle]

literally us fr fr

[arctic talon]

Oh also giving Rey a single bladed lightsaber was lame

she should have had the funny dual bladed one

[hollow lantern]

Agreed

[arctic talon]

she uses the funny stick

[spring cairn]

did u ever juke anakin chudwalker to death as a b2 jet droid

[arctic talon]

give her the lightsaber stick

[vagrant fox]

simmer down or I'll have Kaggen back to hit on you

[jade holly]

I remember chasing someone down as BB-8 before

[arctic talon]

actually? damn

[storm jungle]

Stand ready for my arrival.........................

[jade holly]

Oh yeah another fucking complaint

[steel ingot]

but yeah i have a much softer spot for tlj just cause it got hit with the gamergate beam and so much of its criticsm is mired in disigenous crazy people going WEOMON BAD, i still think its a unfinished mess but at least its not that last film

[languid meadow]

Evil ass company that hasn't been dissolved in thousands of years

ran by a sith once

[arctic talon]

I killed Grevious as the chud droid

[languid meadow]

crazy

[storm jungle]

what the fuck is this

[jade holly]

BB-8 IS POE’S FUCKING DROID NOT REY WHY IS SHE ACTING LIKE SHE OWNS HIM?????

[languid meadow]

Sienar Fleet Systems

[arctic talon]

Seinar fleet systems

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

aka facist sympathizers

[languid meadow]

the people who made Mauls evil ass ship and TIEs

[arctic talon]

the company

LOL

[spring cairn]

fuck grevious and his fucking running on all 4 attack

[hollow lantern]

OG 3 iirc actually has a fan made mod rn idk how playable it is tho, EA 3 never existed, if license gets sold again they probably start from 1

[storm jungle]

Ngl my favorite part of star wars is how these companies get away with genociding wars for THOUSANDS OF YEARS

[arctic talon]

They loved making evil ass ships for the love of the game lol

[jade holly]

I can’t see it because I have my discord set to night mode so it blends in

[spring cairn]

"it's just buisness'"

[rocky gale]

Should have given Rey something like this

[spring cairn]

this would hold up in today's world

[storm jungle]

Cockheed Martin is ahead of the curve

[vagrant fox]

Ok can you unban Kaggen so I can follow through on my threat

[hollow lantern]

I'd have accepted a saber pike for rey tbh

[languid meadow]

same for me and I tried really hard to find the official logo with a white background but couldn't

[nocturne crest]

IT'S CARL

[steel ingot]

like the mirror scene in tlj is something i really liked, and the shit people hated yoda burning that tree i was like yes i agree frank oz, then i go on twitter and everyones like the angriest human being alive it was crazy

[jade holly]

Kylo’s Crossguard saber was cool

[spring cairn]

yeah

[jade holly]

I liked that it really influenced his more berserker fighting style

[spring cairn]

like as i said, sequels were ass but the costumes and all that jazz was heat

[nocturne crest]

NGL, but I liked the dumb lightsaber design the inquistors had.

[jade holly]

He wasn’t a duelist, he didn’t know graceful forms

[steel ingot]

like me going to the movie theatre like "i like star wers" and apparently watching the turning point of media analysis in real time

[jade holly]

Bro fucking swung for the fences like Babe Ruth

[arctic talon]

there was a company during the Old Republic that made a bomber called the Extinction btw lol

[hollow lantern]

I'm ngl peak lightsaber style is always just two sabers

[languid meadow]

Official propaganda on Lothal btw and yes that's the jedi temple in the background burning

[queen laurel]

Lightsaber pikes!

[storm jungle]

Cuntquest*

[surreal nest]

this would have worked on me

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ahsoka-inquisitor-marrok-lightsaber-lightsaber-spin-gif-16414104190140938485

[jade holly]

One of the best saber fight scenes imo is Maul vs Obi Wan on Tattoine in Rebels

[steel ingot]

this feels like this

[jade holly]

It’s extremely short but it’s so good

[languid meadow]

Marrok my goat

fartquisitor you deserved better

[storm jungle]

I love people like this IRL who get offended when you judge them for working at places like Lockheed

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-maul-obi-wan-kenobi-star-wars-rebels-lightsaber-duel-gif-26089469

[storm jungle]

am i suppose to feel bad for you that you abet literally mass-murder

lmao

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/in-battle-marrok-darth-maul-star-wars-maul---shadow-lord-dueling-gif-12152873711319119872

[jade holly]

Such a good fight for how short it is

[steel ingot]

You cannot have praxis working at one of the most evil companies on earth

[arctic talon]

tbf

[rocky gale]

Actually misses the best part

[steel ingot]

sorry !

[hollow lantern]

It's cool thematically but it's not like, RoTS Obi Ani duel cool

[languid meadow]

all the slaves that worked on the deathstar were dead by the time of ANH

[jade holly]

Where Obi Wan holds him after Maul falls?

[arctic talon]

he seems to be dead during ahsoka lol

[spring cairn]

the banality of evil or something

[nocturne crest]

They had Vader fight Maul recently.

[arctic talon]

regarding Merrock

or whatever the fuck his name is

[languid meadow]

yeah he is

[arctic talon]

first brother

[languid meadow]

marrok

[jade holly]

I heard he was moving like a horror movie killer

[languid meadow]

he's being animated by night sister magik

so I do wonder how he died

[arctic talon]

also did no one in the republic fucking comment when the Venator looked just like the evil ass Sith Empire ships lol

[rocky gale]

No, the bit before where Obi shifts between the forms and leads to this moment

[nocturne crest]

He was. Maul literally threw a jedi master at him and ran away.

[arctic talon]

like the fucking Harrower class dreadnought from the Old Republic.

its literally just a fuckin venator with the middle cut out

[jade holly]

Oh yeah, he does his form then changes to Qui Gonn’s to bait Maul to do the same trick he did on Qui gonn?

[arctic talon]

optimized to puke out as many ships as possible

[languid meadow]

beautiful

[arctic talon]

Tbh its a fun design

[languid meadow]

tbf

the sith empire fell over a thousand years ago

[arctic talon]

the front being an open hanger to just disgorge as many transport ships as possible is great

[jade holly]

Darth Vader for DbD when

[spring cairn]

he'd fit right in

[arctic talon]

No fucking history books 💀

[languid meadow]

and star wars has trend with shitty history recording

[arctic talon]

I feel like at least the Jedi would have fucking said "man that shapes a bit sus"

[languid meadow]

outside of the jedi

[storm jungle]

Prob got killed like a bozo like all Shitquisitors.

[plush mason]

i still love that most of the best ships and most powerful ground vehicles in star wars are fucking transports