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fervent geode
SPACE MARINES
spare osprey
rancid cove
rancid cove
fervent geode
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-space-marines-dawn-of-war-for-the-emperor-charg...
Why is one of them Naruto running
spare osprey
Why is one of them Naruto running
Haste tactics.
fervent geode
Haste tactics.
Chaos Corruption
rancid cove
spare osprey
Chaos Corruption
"I am no heretic!"
-Protagonist of The Warhammer 40,000.
fervent geode
Garlon not beating the Tson Larper allegations
fervent geode
"I am *no* heretic!"
-Protagonist of The Warhammer 40,000.
rancid cove
Has he ever
spare osprey
By the way, did Titus really get two model releases since SM2 came out?
spare osprey
Oh, I thought he got a new model with SM2 and then they gave him another with 500 Worlds.
Like two within the span of two years.
And then a cinematic trailer for the second one.
jade holly
Oh, I thought he got a new model with SM2 *and then* they gave him another with ...
Nah the OG one was between SM1 and 2 showcasing his time as a Lieutenant. The new one is post SM2 campaign after he once again became a captain
sacred ginkgo
What the hell does it do
spare osprey
Tell me about it.
As a man ignorant of KT.
arctic talon
Whenever you get within a slight distance to it or any ratling close to it
They get to instantly reposition
For free
Infinitely
arctic talon
Extremely obnoxious and strong yes
Therfore the dog must die first lol
On the upside guns are infinite range in Killteam
On the downside conceal is a thing
And ratlings have some ways to fire while concealed lol
surreal nest
would you say ratlings are difficult to play?
arctic talon
They’re on the harder side absolutely
But not as hard as shit like Phobos squad
Or other teams that are anemic output wise and rely heavily on good positioning
Imo ratlings are extremely fun to play
Even if I hate playing into them
spare osprey
Are Kasrkin fairly beginner friendly?
Got them, and Breechers, and Aquilons for bits, but I don't mind actually playing the game.
arctic talon
Are Kasrkin fairly beginner friendly?
Got them, and Breechers, and Aquilons for ...
Imo yes
Kasrkin are like
surreal nest
Imo ratlings are extremely fun to play
arctic talon
Close to what I’d consider Killteam Killteam lol
spare osprey
Groove-tastic.
arctic talon
They play a very straightforward game
surreal nest
i think i will buy me some ratlings over wolf scouts then
arctic talon
Navy breachers and Aquilons are both weirdos
arctic talon
i think i will buy me some ratlings over wolf scouts then
If you want to literally be Hitler play wolf scouts
surreal nest
the aquilon hotdrop rule is confusing to me so i havent given them much thought
surreal nest
If you want to literally be Hitler play wolf scouts
their rules seem just insane not even factoring in numbers
surreal nest
i dont see anybody talk about Mandrakes, did they get classified
spare osprey
Thankfully I have two Kasrkin boxes.
And I gave away the one body I didn't give a hoot about from one of the sprues because someone asked.
arctic talon
I’m okay with them being top tier but I hate it when one KT is comically overpowered
arctic talon
i dont see anybody talk about Mandrakes, did they get classified
Not classified yet, just extremely tricky to play
surreal nest
Thankfully I have *two* Kasrkin boxes.
And I gave away the *one* body I didn't g...
i bought an extra kasrkin box just so i can run double plasma double melta squads in 40k
surreal nest
i think so far for KT I've got Aquilons, Vespids, Nemesis Claw, Mandrakes, Farstalker Kinband, Navy Breachers, Kasrkin, veteran guard, tau pathfinders, space marine scouts and Ork Wreckas
ive played killteam like twice 💀
spare osprey
I am eating up Kill Team boxes for bits and bobs.
'Omebrewin' is 'ard.
surreal nest
I am eating up Kill Team boxes for bits and bobs.
'Omebrewin' is 'ard.
theyre just such good boxes with fun poses
and tons and tons of customization most of the time
fervent geode
Yeah Kill Team boxes are generally peak
I’ve got most of the CSM ones and I want to expand with Devlan
rancid cove
VADER CAN YOU STOP AURA FARMING FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND
sacred ginkgo
Never
white solar
One of my local game stores sells the old guard versus bug box for $200
fervent geode
Hivestorm is mad scalped rn
It could be worse lol
Wait I not Hivestorm
That was guard v Vespid im dumb
spare osprey
My game shop across town's got like, fiddy Ratling boxes that ain't moved since I saw 'em.
white solar
The rat army is waiting
spare osprey
Ratlings and their fuck-ass chud grins.
fervent geode
Spess skaven
white solar
Rat glock
dapper gyro
Mini .50 and a normal .50bmg
rancid cove
acquiring 8th+ codices has proven to be... annoying
spare osprey
Physicals?
rancid cove
digital
opaque coyote
...
Y'know
The worst about this
This is actually kinda catchy
Unironically
Also still much better than what Kirk got lmao no AI needed
Then again, Villain songs always are a bop
plush mason
https://youtu.be/YSjilx0Mh0I?si=-wEU_M96KMk42bfc
wtf is this?
jade holly
I have still not watched Hamilton yet I love all the music from it
Methinks I should watch Hamilton
opaque coyote
Also
I love how this implies that
Similar to fire
The PlayStation is like
A milestone in technology that's constant for every sapient species.
And also by proxy, Sony.
Also the fact that we're not Space Orcs
...
We're basically Space Succubi. Apparently we're just universally attractive to every other species somehow
Humanity, Fuck Yeah. Taken literally.
spare osprey
Earth women are too goated.
celest cedar
https://youtu.be/iSczSvIvf80?si=kkQyG2ZtzX_xNgHV
we are the succubus
timid pasture
Earth women *are* too goated.
Men too
opaque coyote
we are the succubus
Monster fucking is just our desire and instincts to conquer the galaxy made manifest
Also implies that Aliens have like zero concept of love
And as soon as they find it out they fold instantly
💀
Which also implies that they're physically capable of it
It just never existed as a concept and feeling for them?
Which makes me wonder how that would even work
And ngl now I kinda want to write a story about an Alien species finding out what love is
But that's kinda a dime a dozen
crystal forum
escape from new york is such a damn good movie man
action movies never seem to respect our time so i love when they get right to the point and let the dialogue explain things
john carpenter is such a goat
steel ingot
if you like john carpy try micheal manns early work, his stuff really set the stage for super tight action thrillers
and mann was obssessed with pioneering the act of "making movies look really cool to watch"
which is funny when you look at his current self who's getting one shot by ai youtube shorts
him and friedkin really made the zone for action movies to evolve in the 80s
opaque coyote
raven stone
Blessed is the mind too small to doubt
AKA why you cannot drive an Ork insane.
They don’t get it.
daring creek
Stupid motherfuckery triumphs
celest cedar
white girl music my beloved
celest cedar
Not minecraft parody
that was 20 years ago grandma
vagrant fox
Wow siccing the mods on him for that?
wary fulcrum
YOURE THE GRANDMA
Next you’ll be shouting ‘six seveeeeen’
Psh
scenic trout
white girl music my beloved
When humanity was its best
brave owl
at this point I miss the year before I was born
rose thorn
oh iw as really cobnfused i misread dakkablitz as givng +6 AP
shadow plover
"You have now BETTER ARMOUR" -gun
rocky gale
"of course it can't hurt infantry, it's an anti tank gun"
solid horizon
<:catstare:1232116094106472538>
damn blitzkannon is stronk
so is rokkit launcha
nvmI didnt read 5+ bs
queen laurel
damn blitzkannon is stronk
it's Giant ork gun, IT better shoot good
languid meadow
Yum so full of BS
rose thorn
"You have now BETTER ARMOUR" -gun
shits so inaccurate the bullets hit themselves
queen laurel
shits so inaccurate the bullets hit themselves
i mean do you expect orcs to be paragons of accuracy?
they prefer if a gun spits out lead and is loud not really accurate
solid horizon
wait what
ork swiss army knife gun
can kill vehicles, elite AND waves of infantry
alpine star
it's also a walker, so, you can dread mob or more dakka this thing
solid horizon
queen laurel
wait what
yeah i can see how this thing works now you bring this in, and this is can be your main source of firepower
queen laurel
literally spit so much lead
solid horizon
and then dakka
queen laurel
you station it somewhere onthe map within fire range
Dakkarigs every time they get a chance to attack
solid horizon
its like ad mech onager dunecrawler except it has better guns
(assuming you dont use protector imperative)
queen laurel
its like ad mech onager dunecrawler except it has better guns
Yeah like the other guy said this thing will be a nightmare in a dread mob or erase the battlefield with enough firepower builds
rocky gale
nvmI didnt read 5+ bs
4+ with heavy
solid horizon
you got to not move that thing
rancid cove
Prime Night Lord recruit
rigid dune
So in 40k total war. Lore wise what would make sense for sisters of battle to fall under race wise? Imperium or eccliseiarky? Or would eccliseiarchy be a subrace under imperium?
heady rivet
So in 40k total war. Lore wise what would make sense for sisters of battle to fa...
They will most likely be a different army and "race" in-game when they get DLC'd in tbh
Given that they are in tabletop, a different army entirely
rancid cove
Can't wait till 40k chuds to be weird about SoB faction in Total War
Surely they wont make horrible posts about their design or what they plan to do with them
young pecan
I would imagine they'd be Ecclesiarchy
Probably with confederation or alliance you could get them under other Imperium factions(?) Idk how they plan to make the factions so I can hardly guess anyway
rancid cove
well first off dont call the factions races holy shit
I extremely hate this RACE, the Ultramarines...
celest dome
Imperium will at least have:
- Space Marine
- Imperial Guard
- Sister of Battle
- Custodes+Sister of Battle
- Admech
urban spire
I extremely hate this RACE, the Ultramarines...
true and valid queen you are so right
young pecan
well first off dont call the factions races holy shit
Imperium's friendly fire rates almost went even higher there for a second
celest dome
With possibly:
- Space Wolves
- Grey Knight
- Imperial Agent
young pecan
Wonder if they'll make Inquisitors like TWH3's heroes
urban spire
starting my holy crusade to rid the galaxy of this mutant scum, the space marines
celest dome
well first off dont call the factions races holy shit
Tbf, that's how they're called in TWW, Races with Factions being individual groups
rancid cove
true and valid queen you are so right
I am always right.
celest dome
Wonder if they'll make Inquisitors like TWH3's heroes
Might be Lords tbh
urban spire
Tbf, that's how they're called in TWW, Races with Factions being individual grou...
tww is wrong
queen laurel
Imperium will at least have:
- Space Marine
- Imperial Guard
- Sister of Battle
...
meanwhile a multiplayer alliance of friends decides to build the Fuck the imperium club and run
Orks
eldar
tau
dark eldar
tyranids
young pecan
Might be Lords tbh
I mean armies in Total War games are ginormous, maybe they wouldn't be lords but Idk
Like the VT2 cast is leagues and leagues smaller than a 19 stack of cspawn units (16 cspawns per unit) with a lord
urban spire
an inquisitor lord could lead some SoBs, i can see it
tww3 doesnt launch for me lately, really annoying
languid meadow
That's how I see knights
languid meadow
celest dome
They'll keep races/groups as ways to sell sequels
queen laurel
an inquisitor lord could lead some SoBs, i can see it
you mean Ordo hereticus with their military arm being sobs
young pecan
I don't think custodes will be a full playable faction
They might become a giga garrison sort of thing like how Kislev has
celest dome
No reason to do the game in 1 shot
urban spire
yeah
storm jungle
Yea remember we got 10 years of this to go from lol
heady rivet
well first off dont call the factions races holy shit
Bait used to be believable
languid meadow
Total war larp
celest dome
Custodes probably could be closer to Ogre, very small groups of troops, but they're each individually very strong
storm jungle
also i love to imagine knights
the unit basically fucked the moment you deploy 5 fodder stacks on them
lmao
queen laurel
Custodes probably could be closer to Ogre, very small groups of troops, but they...
just make them early game punching bags
languid meadow
Yeah but ogres have gnoblars as Chaff you don't get good ogres till iron guts
celest dome
I doubt that Knight could be their own faction, but I'd love to se that
celest dome
Yeah but ogres have gnoblars as Chaff you don't get good ogres till iron guts
Could simply give them some of the old hundred
languid meadow
I see knights as single unit monsters for imperial factions besides maybe marines
young pecan
Knights would be closest to the admech branch of the Imperium if not their own thing, right?
heady rivet
If they try to make sequels out of a game that doesnt even have a single continuous campaign map but just multiple small ones I'm mailing anthrax
urban spire
Yeah but ogres have gnoblars as Chaff you don't get good ogres till iron guts
tww was not above inventing new guys
celest dome
So you get some human infantry, Sister of battle, and Custodes
queen laurel
I see knights as single unit monsters for imperial factions besides maybe marine...
Mechanicus spams them fucks
languid meadow
tww was not above inventing new guys
Yes for a DEAD setting
heady rivet
tww was not above inventing new guys
Yeah because Fantasy was neglected. 40k is fat and spoiled
celest dome
If they try to make sequels out of a game that doesnt even have a single continu...
Them making it 1 game only would be a bad plan
storm jungle
Yeah because Fantasy was neglected. 40k is fat and spoiled
What about Munda, chancellor?
celest dome
Fantasy still has a couple of things that are missing tbh, that CA could source for new units
urban spire
yeah just give the custodes some shitty little guys to pad out the roster, like give them a few scrungaloids
storm jungle
"scrungaloids" is CRAZY
celest dome
just have them have those GSC from Terra
heady rivet
Them making it 1 game only would be a bad plan
No it wouldnt. The entire game isnt one map. They have said this explicitly. It would be a sort of corporate greed that even THEY arent close to yet
queen laurel
yeah just give the custodes some shitty little guys to pad out the roster, like ...
is that a slur
languid meadow
urban spire
is that a slur
google it
languid meadow
Mmm
young pecan
yeah just give the custodes some shitty little guys to pad out the roster, like ...
Just give them the weirdo unbreakable zealot units that the Empire has
Should be fine
storm jungle
Chud
rancid cove
Imperium: our forces? Few. Our numbers? Dwindling on a whim.
urban spire
its a wargame
rancid cove
Every single 40k media has the Imperium saying theyre outnumbered but like ITS NEVER ACTUALLY TRUE
wary fulcrum
Looks like he can blow his nose and wipe his arse at the same time
vagrant fox
Yes for a *DEAD* setting
languid meadow
Honestly the only thing I don't like is that Jurgens beard is too long
celest dome
No it wouldnt. The entire game isnt one map. They have said this explicitly. It ...
Making everything in 1 game would mean not being able to modify the engine as needed, not being able to update art style in between the sequels, and not being able to do broad changes to the maps.
queen laurel
Every single 40k media has the Imperium saying theyre outnumbered but like ITS N...
Brother their entire strategy with the imperial guard is the meat grinder strategy
storm jungle
his chuddism is getting a bit too much lately
gonna have to put him in the trash-compactor
queen laurel
The fact that they are saying that is funny
rancid cove
gonna have to put him in the trash-compactor
Mute him for 100 hours if he mentions Necromunda again
storm jungle
Mute him for 100 hours if he mentions Necromunda again
Definitely
celest dome
On a technological level, you really have no reason to plan around keeping everything in 1 game, and more so when theyknow that the community are pay pigs
storm jungle
^
No idea why this dummy keeps insisting on that lmao
the map will grow with each game
they are gonna milk this until we are like 90
rancid cove
Get ready for 40k total warhammer 6
heady rivet
Making everything in 1 game would mean not being able to modify the engine as ne...
Why couldnt they do broad changes? The map isnt one map. They literally said this. Its not hard at all to change.
rancid cove
celest dome
The real question is how many games they'll settle on, either 4 or 5 would be my guess
storm jungle
^
rancid cove
https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gi...
GW every time they release a slop game knowing they can make 300 dollar DLC's and chuds will buy it everytime
storm jungle
3 is the best
languid meadow
I would prefer one but you know
storm jungle
same as Total WHF, start small then slowly go bigger
heady rivet
the map will grow with each game
They dont need a new game to grow the map. Its not ONE map, its a series of smaller maps linked by a macro-game map thats just "select campaign" menu. They just add another button
storm jungle
They dont need a new game to grow the map. Its not ONE map, its a series of smal...
Its gonna get bigger, genuinely shut your ass up with this nonsense
celest dome
i'd see 1 per Segmentum, each having a narrative campaign, with Terra being "free" or being sold as the last game Sector
queen laurel
They dont need a new game to grow the map. Its not ONE map, its a series of smal...
Maybe they don't need to make a new game to change the map but to change the core of the game to improve it deep down from engine and other things?
heady rivet
Its gonna get bigger, genuinely shut your ass up with this nonsense
I'm agreeing, but you seem to think its literally ONE continuous map
celest dome
They dont need a new game to grow the map. Its not ONE map, its a series of smal...
people want to paint the whole galaxy
queen laurel
Definitely need a new one
raven stone
celest dome
Autism is such a common thing in the warhammer circles
storm jungle
this entire chat is autists like us rn tbh
queen laurel
this entire chat is autists like us rn tbh
i'm just stupid man
storm jungle
i'm just stupid man
ye
heady rivet
people want to paint the whole galaxy
Yes, you do that via the macro-system. Thats how it works, they explained this. You dont literally have the entire galaxy simulated all at once
storm jungle
Im legit gonna laugh when they do an entire galaxy map
and all this just falls to the wayside
people were saying this exact same shit when Total WHF came out lol
vagrant fox
this entire chat is autists like us rn tbh
I'm normalcore
languid meadow
using "core" for anything outs you
heady rivet
I'm literally just relaying the information the devs have told us about how the game will work
celest dome
people were saying this **exact** same shit when Total WHF came out lol
I think people were even saying for TWW that there was no way GW would allow CA to make sequels and that they had to cram everything inside of the 1st
storm jungle
yeah the information they told us now
they are not gonna fucking say "yea we are gonn ado an entire galaxy map eventually" lol
they dont even know how the game will be recieved yet
celest dome
The Devs didn't say that they wouldn't do the TW40k game as a 1 and done though 🤷
storm jungle
Same as how when Total WHF came out they werent even sure what they were doing with the maps and outright said "Yeah we are keeping it small rn, not aiming big in any case"
queen laurel
I will agree on his point that they don't need to make a new game to expand the map but
They definitely will make a new game to have system improvements and engine improvements
and way more brand new content
languid meadow
considering this new engine will also be used for Med 3 yeah there's gonna be some major changes they might make a new game for
celest dome
and way more brand new content
And to avoid having dozens of "race" dlc
queen laurel
And to avoid having dozens of "race" dlc
yes
I don't want the steam DLC catalog to look like the horus heresy collection
languid meadow
so fucking glad they started selling lords separately again
surreal nest
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/xordlfvg/commissar-cain-comes...
why does cain look like a monkey
celest dome
so fucking glad they started selling lords separately again
Again ?
languid meadow
yeah WH1 and 2 did that for a lot of DLCs
they stopped with 3 until uhhh
thrones
surreal nest
why are so many astra militarum book characters getting models this year
its very cool but its kinda crazy
celest dome
Weren't the lords sold as duo packs in WH1 and 2 ?
languid meadow
pretty sure it was both let me check
surreal nest
def gonna use those models for my Valhallan veteran guard team though
celest dome
Flc Lord were nice
languid meadow
but yeah I prefer they give an option to buy em separately since it also drops the price
celest dome
I'm mostly waiting for TW40k to send Bulgur rants about the design choices of the Dlc team
languid meadow
nevermind they increased the price for tides this time....
just realized how funky Amberly's las-pistol looks
celest dome
Wait, who is the Tiger Cathay faction facing for the dlc ?
nocturne crest
languid meadow
3rd time
steel ingot
oh my god he's chopped
languid meadow
Wait, who is the Tiger Cathay faction facing for the dlc ?
generic ogres
steel ingot
commissar chopulus
nocturne crest
solid horizon
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/xordlfvg/commissar-cain-comes...
most normal sea of thieves crew
steel ingot
bro looks like if a hobbit wished to be a real boy
celest dome
generic ogres
So there'll be an Ogre dlc ? do we know who ?
languid meadow
I love how he has the rock to make him taller than Jurgen
languid meadow
So there'll be an Ogre dlc ? do we know who ?
pretty sure she's a solo DLC
celest dome
Oh, that's something new right ?
nocturne crest
So 40k dlc for total war when?
languid meadow
Oh, that's something new right ?
if you don't count FLCs then yeah
pretty sure she's solo since the DLC is just named after her
and the next DLC is end times
celest dome
Guess so
vagrant fox
delete cain from the setting
heady rivet
delete cain from the setting
He's dead.
vagrant fox
I won't be happy until he's deleted
raven stone
Wait.
This means a Guard layer can now actually have all 3 legendary Commissars on their list now 🤣
4 if you include Raine
rocky gale
No doubt Jay's jorking his pebis to the Valhallans getting a model
languid meadow
I feel like they could totally do a Valhallan kill team and it would do well
rocky gale
Rocking up with Cain, Gaunt, Yarrick, Raine, Graves and 2000 PTS worth of conscripts
spring cairn
anything but cadians
rocky gale
As the God Emperor intended
spring cairn
i think gw underestimates how other famous regiment would sell
heady rivet
i think gw underestimates how other famous regiment would sell
Armageddon MTO didnt do as well as they hoped iirc
Which might have been test number one or such
rocky gale
that's dumb
rocky gale
You can't gauge support off of Made to Order
spring cairn
it's like testing how well my son can swim but i chained 2 bricks to his legs
heady rivet
You can't gauge support off of Made to Order
Better than a full relaunch and finding out redditors dont actually play Warhammer just post memes. Krieg was just that popular as a second
languid meadow
Armageddon MTO didnt do as well as they hoped iirc
they were also super fucking expensive for older than dirt stuff
idk I still think the best way to introduce other regiments back into the table top is just kill team
they did it for krieg before their full stuff
heady rivet
idk I still think the best way to introduce other regiments back into the table ...
Thats my theory I subscribe to personally, test waters with Kill Team
I dont believe the MTO theory I just know of it
hallow saddle
old ass models are kind of a hard sell unless its pure nostalgia
rocky gale
Yea KT is for water testing
languid meadow
21 dollars for a single model that is older than the internet
rocky gale
MTO is for milking oldheads
Except that time Raine was made to order, that time it was based and for cool people
languid meadow
she prob still has the best commissar model
spring cairn
have*
rose thorn
hallow saddle
i feel vindicated btw, tanna is coffee
spring cairn
i don't like cain mini
heady rivet
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/xordlfvg/commissar-cain-comes...
Thats six now, right @languid meadow?
spring cairn
he shouldn't be this chopped
rose thorn
Did they undo his death
languid meadow
no
rose thorn
Or is this time shinnanigans
languid meadow
this is choose your enemies cain
rose thorn
Ah
spring cairn
jurgen looks good at least
languid meadow
I still prefer his non long beard design
spring cairn
i like it, it adds another layer of mess
spring cairn
nah that models looks p good
languid meadow
I just don't like the power axe
steel ingot
everyone wants a paxe
spring cairn
it doesn't fit his posture/vibe to have a paxe
shouldn't be holding any weapon at all
arms behind his back with the pistol holestered is already good enough
daring creek
Prime Night Lord recruit
Reel image
celest dome
I'll be honest
Power weapons are the least interesting mechanic wise
daring creek
Thinking about it
Its literally just a toy that lights up
With an annoying cool down
celest dome
Even the Relic one is least interesting mechanic wise than the Evi, but has a very nice combo pattern in exchange
daring creek
Will probably be Similar to the falchion situation but knowing FS it's about to be the least balanced thing since psyker
daring creek
Keep sucking it sigsen I can only go on for so long
steel ingot
i think thunder stuff is way cooler
like yes my weapon uses the power of a whole city to just smack harder
dapper gyro
Yet still fail to kill the enemy half of the time.
vagrant fox
We just have the scrungliest thammers of 40k it's fine
urban spire
i should re read the cain novels
steel ingot
reading the duel in the nl trilogy with that thunder hammer champion
heady rivet
i should re read the cain novels
They SUCK to read em all in a row because they have a lot of the same Cain-isms
They all blend together
steel ingot
it was really cool to really put it in place of the cracking thunder from those things
heady rivet
They're better spaced out between other stories
urban spire
well id be skipping the first one anyway, it being kinda dogass
fervent geode
The Cain novels are like palate cleansers
Read one after reading a lot of anything that’s not a Cain novel
urban spire
i read them all back to back as a kid, seemed okay then but kids read garbage almost exclusively
heady rivet
Raising my son on Russian literature and daughter on Warhammer to maximize their misery and alienation
rocky gale
Raising my son on Russian literature and daughter on Warhammer to maximize their...
Child abuse
fervent geode
If I ever have a child I’m raising it on Kafka and Dostoevsky
vagrant fox
scrungly robot arm
fervent geode
Did the Forsworn join the Imperium
languid meadow
Captain-Quartermaster of the Merov Penal Regiment from Zarkov
which is this planet
heady rivet
Child abuse
I'm naming him Misandry and her Misogyny
languid meadow
they showed off earlier
languid meadow
dapper gyro
I'm naming him Misandry and her Misogyny
Like a good perent, you will put a skill switch on them, too?
heady rivet
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2056389965186003088
Release date reveal, I'm hoping. More likely beta, however
rocky gale
So the ADMECH Knight detachment gets a cool buff, while the Cultist Chaos knight detachment gets shafted
heady rivet
I have always wanted to do one of those games where everyone is dressed in the same drip, like same regiment. Seems fun to larp
heady rivet
vagrant fox
both can be true
heady rivet
I'm confirmed cool
vagrant fox
the west is falling now
rocky gale
Now?
rocky gale
I thought it was when I gained the ability to vote?
vagrant fox
no only when pusher was allegedly confirmed cool
vagrant fox
I have always wanted to do one of those games where everyone is dressed in the s...
They're fun, if you mean the Only Wars
heady rivet
I have always wanted to do one of those games where everyone is dressed in the s...
Loading into a match with 4 Helbore Kriegs and getting murdered in the first horde
I want to love the Helbore so much but
rocky gale
They're fun, if you mean the Only Wars
Na they mean in Darktide when everyone is larping as a squad of the same regiment
heady rivet
They're fun, if you mean the Only Wars
I prefer Dark Heresy or Rogue trader. But I'm looking forward to a future Imperium Maledictum game after @arctic talon hooked me up
But my current group is doing CoC
arctic talon
CoC is fun
heady rivet
rancid cove
Prepare to meet Funger troll first session in
young pecan
Prepare to meet Funger troll first session in
"R...ra-" (closes game)
heady rivet
Prepare to meet Funger troll first session in
He says its based on an old horror novel he read from like, the 80s. He's been vague so not to spoil it. But oh boy, how horrifying
vagrant fox
Just don't do an old man henderson
rancid cove
"R...ra-" (closes game)
rancid cove
He says its based on an old horror novel he read from like, the 80s. He's been v...
Yeah buddy you getting hit with the Epstein special
heady rivet
CoC is fun
My last CoC PC got his brains blown out on the ice while his throat was shot open
arctic talon
wonderful
arctic talon
holy fucking shit
arctic talon
Corruption of cham........
what?
heady rivet
holy fucking shit
7 times now
heady rivet
Answer that
rocky gale
They're two different games
With different styles
First game is more abstract with it's map and game design relying solely on text while the second one has an actual explorable map and movement mechanics which I don't enjoy
heady rivet
I always enjoy when people give porn games genuine gameplay reviews
heady rivet
Like a year ago i got my friend all those "My x is a futanari" games on Steam and tbh little mad he hasnt played em all
After all I spent...
40 dollars
rocky gale
Sequel is more similar to Trials in Tainted space by the same developer, which I also don't enjoy, they added a lot more mechanics in the name of making combat more engaging but it just overcomplicates everything, the first games simplicity is why it was so good
arctic talon
I
are those AI lol
I feel like 99% of the time I see a porn game on steam it uses AI art
heady rivet
are those AI lol
Actually no, but for obvious reasons you will have to just take my word
arctic talon
I can just look at it myself on steam if I don't belive you lmao
rocky gale
Perverts gonna check for himself
rocky gale
Yes landlords should be illegal
heady rivet
The Fair Hosuing Act says she cant do all dat
rocky gale
heady rivet
The Fair Hosuing Act says she cant do all dat
This is literally a CRIME
vagrant fox
is this elite pervertgate
hollow lantern
vagrant fox
am I the only one pure here
hollow lantern
Topical video
vagrant fox
That video has been in my recommended in what feels like for weeks and it won't leave
heady rivet
That video has been in my recommended in what feels like for weeks and it won't ...
Interesting, yet you claim purity
heady rivet
Yes landlords should be illegal
arctic talon
is this elite pervertgate
I played monster hunter as a kid, there is 0 shot I would come out normal after getting Capcom propaganda beamed directly into my brain as a child
/hj
hollow lantern
How it feels to have played Armored Core at like 8
vagrant fox
arctic talon
How it feels to have played Armored Core at like 8
if only
hollow lantern
That shit fucked up my taste tbh
vagrant fox
Vaguely interesting reference to the Blood Pact in Veterans of The Fall
plush mason
i guess this character is related to that fungal death world they posted before
vagrant fox
Background would sorta suggest it
plush mason
yeah
vagrant fox
or it's my turlet
vagrant fox
no
dapper gyro
Stop reading NTR. It is not healthy.
heady rivet
Stop reading NTR. It is not healthy.
Nobody mentioned NTR?
outer wave
That landlord is definitely single so dont worry
rigid dune
What do you think the chances are that they will just release Boltgun2/40k Survivors during Skulls?
celest dome
Mechanicus 2 is releasing at Skull and they already announced it, so maybe
daring creek
Stop reading NTR. It is not healthy.
Can't tell me what to do
languid meadow
I can see boltgun 2 being released during skulls since mechanicus 2 doesn't appeal to everyone
heady rivet
Boltgun was mid to bad
If it wasnt a Warhammer Ip we would have crucified the devs
arctic talon
the devs literally deserve to be crucified compared to every other boomer shooter dev
especially at the fucking price point lol
rigid dune
especially at the fucking price point lol
Price is what is having me worried about the survivors game
Pretty much all other survivors are free or very cheep
sacred ginkgo
Wait how much is it
rigid dune
We don't know yet
arctic talon
we dunno
rigid dune
But would it be beyond them to charge 29€ for it and then 10€ for you favorite character
dapper gyro
Bolt gun is really boring.
languid meadow
I hate taxes because anything over 25 instantly pushes it to 30 in my mind
arctic talon
MANDATED EDITCT PLAYING DOOM 2
languid meadow
Evil price
arctic talon
Boltgun gameplay wise is fine
its like
a very mid boomer shooter
with a few horrid design decisions
dapper gyro
The issue is that most weapons do the same thing.
heady rivet
**MANDATED EDITCT PLAYING DOOM 2**
Yo ass is going to Plutonia
arctic talon
also some weapons comically outclass others
Also the fucking shotgun is worse then the pistol in Doom which is impressive
dapper gyro
There is no niches.
arctic talon
because its the fucking doom pistol
someone tried to argue the toughness system had niches
except most things are fucking T4 or lower lol
So it really doesn't
low strength doesn't matter into fodder
like cultists
dapper gyro
Even then, the bolter dps is so high that most of those toughness is meaningless.
solid horizon
should I paint my skitarii tomorrow
dapper gyro
The story is also trash.
arctic talon
I mean
I don't really mind the story being the most random shit ever
in a boomer shooter lol
dapper gyro
Some of them have good story.
dapper gyro
Can't tell me what to do
Before I for get, here, take this. 👊
A punch a day keep your brain mushy away.
sacred ginkgo
They like the noise it makes or smth
vagrant fox
why is the cat in the store
daring creek
Bodega cats are popular in ny
I know two
One i knew since he was a kitten. And this guy is new. Different store
Probably keeps rats out idk
They literally just lay around and do nothing
dapper gyro
NY... Rats... makes sense.
rigid dune
Shutup and look at a store cat
vagrant fox
Bodega cats are popular in ny
explains a lot that you're a nyer
brave owl
doing the train mission and I laughed hard as fuck when the female earned her husband a smack on the face for being obstinate in a train robbery in Red Dead 2
daring creek
explains a lot that you're a nyer
What is that supposed to mean?!?!!?!??
languid shuttle
lol
vagrant fox
adhd city
languid shuttle
as a european that has no idea, im pretty sure he meant
new yorker
did you take it in a racis way?
vagrant fox
I was just too lazy to write it out whole
vagrant fox
no
daring creek
Pulls out your eyes
languid meadow
Yorka
vagrant fox
Don't take my eyes I need those
vagrant fox
Adhd city doesn't even make sense
also it does
solid horizon
Don't take my eyes I need those
vagrant fox
I'm not using a prototype warp drive I need my eyes
solid horizon
like you have the choice anyways
jade holly
https://fxtwitter.com/OwlcatGames/status/2056389965186003088
Lotta words that I don’t fucking understand 
My brain too dumb
daring creek
Lotta words that I don’t fucking understand <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
I woke up thinking about necrons
I thought about how the destroyer curse was contagious
daring creek
And that the great awakening will definitely scramble noble and warrior brains. The last of whats concious
And that like.
vagrant fox
Explain your brainrot
see i'm right
vagrant fox
don't
jade holly
I woke up thinking about necrons
People be like: ask your boyfriend if he thinks about Rome
Nah, I think about the glorious Infinite Empire with the rightful ruler of the galaxy the Silent King
solid horizon
also grimm since you are here
jade holly
Uh oh
daring creek
And that like.
Does that mean the necrons are just doomed to become brainless murder machines
jade holly
daring creek
jade holly
Does that mean the necrons are just doomed to become brainless murder machines
Wel… it depends
Because some could be Flayed Ones
vagrant fox
Does that mean the necrons are just doomed to become brainless murder machines
Given the current progression, eventually. Few tens of millions of years from now
daring creek
Because some could be Flayed Ones
What r those again
jade holly
What r those again
You have flesh, they think they need flesh
They take your flesh
And organs
And put them on themselves
urban spire
looking forward to a bunch of things coming soon is giving me weird dreams
daring creek
They will all eventually degrade mentally
If I was in charge...I wouldn't let that happen..
🚬
jade holly
If I was in charge...I wouldn't let that happen..
Yeah, they wouldn’t have a mind to degrade
daring creek
Im stuffing you in a tuna can
urban spire
didn't someone here say the other day that the mind engrams of necrons are fine, it's just the bodies that are fucked up?
jade holly
Im stuffing you in a tuna can
Make is a Salmon can and you got a deal
daring creek
Kek
urban spire
or was that just in regards to grunt necrons being sub-sapient?
jade holly
didn't someone here say the other day that the mind engrams of necrons are fine,...
The mind engrams can be damaged during the Great Slumber
Look at Zahndrekh
Bro’s completely lost the plot
vagrant fox
off chillin
How advanced your thinking can be depends on the robot body, the engrams can also degrade
languid meadow
Flayer virus for you ❤️
daring creek
Naw
vagrant fox
I wouldn't be a necron I'd be a badass eldar and I'd make pottery for 10k years
i'd be so good at it
daring creek
Im built better
vagrant fox
what's your pfp thingy anyway why is it wiggling at us
heady rivet
Yeah quit wiggling
vagrant fox
weird innit
daring creek
what's your pfp thingy anyway why is it wiggling at us
Wiggles at you
Thought this sent earlier
Piece of shit wifi
daring creek
weird innit
Its actually the talking animation for the abberated version of Demon from Picayune Dreams
This is Izu
Shes bunny
vagrant fox
how peculiar
daring creek
Its a bullet hell bullet heaven game taking inspiration from both Touhou and Vampire Survivor's
urban spire
if i was assigned to a necron warrior body i would simply think more optimally so my mind could function normally
celest dome
Become a Necron Warrior
Become mad and miss having skin
Flay some enemy and wear it as a coat
The Flayer isn't dead yet
urban spire
why would anyone want skin
vagrant fox
good for thermoregulation
languid meadow
soft 🤤
solid horizon
because it's drip
hallow plover
if i was assigned to a necron warrior body i would simply think more optimally s...
Necron warriors are barely sentient tho
vital ginkgo
How does mephiston compare to kaldor Draigo in psykic power and martial skill?
storm jungle
Literally again
Mephiston and Draigo pull super-power psychic stuff out of nowhere in their books thats been never seen before at times lol
Its once again not really comparable
urban spire
Necron warriors are barely sentient tho
it's a skill issue, inefficient thinkers
could the emperor kill goku?
vagrant fox
yeah
urban spire
i don't believe you
vagrant fox
I don't like the dragon balls so it's true
vital ginkgo
Its once again not really comparable
Sheeeeit.
urban spire
goku is better animated so i think he'd win
storm jungle
Sheeeeit.
Again Marine characters are just not really comparable
their fights work on WWE rules
aka whoever the writers want to win, wins
rip bozo
dapper gyro
Why does this look like toys...
urban spire
because it is
dapper gyro
I mean, kind of the Joytoy (again, fuck this name) toys.
timid pasture
Shouldnt have been a fascist lmao
It’s not like he has a choice
storm jungle
It’s not like he has a choice
He does.
lol
Dont give me that "theres no choice" - "im just following orders" shit
timid pasture
It’s Either that or Just death ☹️
timid pasture
well, at least they kill for a good reason
Orks Just kill cuz what else do they be doing?
languid meadow
Yea it's not great
storm jungle
well, at least they kill for a good reason
Killing to protect an institution that is basically space nazi germany is not really a "good reason" lol
Salamanders are hypocrites, this has always been the case
spare osprey
Murderizing angry mushroom-lads is like basic housekeeping for everyone in 40k, though.
celest cedar
elves are cooler anyway
celest dome
Orks kill cause it's in their genetic memory
queen laurel
Orks Just kill cuz what else do they be doing?
storm jungle
Im glad we arent that primitive IRL
queen laurel
Orks kill cause it's in their genetic memory
they're also bastards that do it for the love of the game
spare osprey
An' cuz gathering teef is fun every incarnation.
queen laurel
They will rip your family right in front of you because why not
storm jungle
cannot believe Warboss Nafinyahoo would do such a thing
languid meadow
It's not immoral to kill an ork or nid the other races however yeah it's just racism
Let's all get along to kill buhs
storm jungle
thb inter-faction fighting is not really the point
languid meadow
Waiter waiter eldar tau alliance please
storm jungle
Salamanders are wannabe saviors who oppress the very people they think they are protecting
viral halo
this is killing me lmfao
storm jungle
this is such a bad plotpoint GW barely acknowledges it
storm jungle
this is killing me lmfao
My finest work
queen laurel
this is killing me lmfao
thanks dilara made it
spare osprey
Remember children, just 'cause the Lamenters are sad when they fight in the grim darkness of the far future, that doesn't mean they're the 'actual hero' pick of the setting.
viral halo
My finest work
the hat is frying me
storm jungle
the hat is frying me
i had to get the image of people like you right Siggy i hope you appreciate it
viral halo
I have never owned any MAGAganda
storm jungle
bro you voted for him 3 times
viral halo
twice!
storm jungle
Siggy were you a rich white guy i forgot
viral halo
Yes
queen laurel
twice!
Fool me once shame on me fool me twice? shame on you again what the hell are you doin bruh
arctic talon
lol
viral halo
Surely the wolf won't eat my face
storm jungle
KEK
viral halo
ushers in era of the wolf
celest dome
Siggy were you a rich white guy i forgot
Would it be bad that I would have considered Siggy worse if he hadn't been ? In this specific scenario ?
storm jungle
LOL
viral halo
I have learned from my failures
languid meadow
Character regression
dapper gyro
Your failure is done, there is no redemption.
urban spire
this guy's been real active on the darktide steam forums lately
urban spire
it IS the steam forums yeah lmao
viral halo
steam forums are HELL
storm jungle
steam forums are infamous for just having chud-pests
urban spire
hang on lemme pull something for us to laugh at
viral halo
Go to the steam community forum for FORZA FOR FUCKS SAKE AND LOOK AT THE TOP THREAD
storm jungle
Lmao was gonna say yea
viral halo
ON A CAR GAME
storm jungle
the entire point of steam forums is for you to laugh at the 4chan users
dapper gyro
I don't even know that there is steam forums for this kind of stuff...
viral halo
Go to any steam forum for any game ever made
storm jungle
^
viral halo
and search "Woke"
storm jungle
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
urban spire
storm jungle
Like its so repetitive it actually becomes "okay i get it"
urban spire
how dare the satire make fun of my blorbo fascist
languid meadow
Prof is annoying and I love thek
spare osprey
Prof is a freak on the inside.
languid meadow
They're also not above clowning on other VAs just look at the Cadian interaction
viral halo
"Sin of milennial writing"
Milennial writing:
"woe the heresy is right behind us isn't he"
storm jungle
"woe the heresy is right behind us isn't he"
bro legit just went
"Im gonna fucking slit your throat when you arent looking"
viral halo
Milennial writing is a really funny term btw
urban spire
yeah it really bugs me especially because it's fucking incorrect
daring creek
"Sin of milennial writing"
Milennial writing:
Maul is so wholesome 💜
viral halo
You should see the DMC anime feedback
urban spire
that's fucking joss whedon writing
viral halo
Lmfao
languid meadow
Millennial writing said the nearly 30 gen zer
daring creek
Millenial writing is when writing fucking anything!
storm jungle
You should see the DMC anime feedback
bro im loving the DMC show so far, im glad i know nothing about the series
viral halo
The DMC anime is a real fun time but the "DMC FANS" are going ape shit looney as per usual
storm jungle
DUDE
What gets me right
like im sorry but DMC itself literally reads like fanfiction
daring creek
Wait
viral halo
Now, I'm a massive DMC fan, and I agree it's a complete deviation from a ton of lore shit, but for fuck's sake it's a cartoon people relax
daring creek
Are 30 year olds gen z
storm jungle
"I have an OC whos a cool white guy with white hair, trenchcoat and a katana whos the son of some ancient demon lord form hell"
daring creek
That explains a lot
viral halo
https://klipy.com/gifs/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-1--k01KRY90VBTWMVBRB076H1PBSJQ
Holy shit it's virign
spare osprey
I love him. Get his ass a Catachan woman.
https://youtube.com/shorts/axFBvX3l-1A?si=wZU1Q6Okz5nwJ10Z
daring creek
Olive oil
viral halo
I have never once considered the story while playing a DMC game
storm jungle
Now, I'm a massive DMC fan, and I agree it's a complete deviation from a ton of ...
Yea also the funniest part is the wiki
"People like the series but the fans are in an uproar"
legit made me laugh reading it
viral halo
Dante is haha funny pizza man and virgin is white guy with katana
storm jungle
Also you could put the entire plot of the latest DMC game in this show and people would call it stupid. Its very much all about presentation.
viral halo
the men are hot too tbf
urban spire
you know what IS hard?
daring creek
All the women are hot and have big weapon
Hot Women that kill people... I like it!
viral halo
Also you could put the entire plot of the latest DMC game in this show and peopl...
DMC 5 had amazing gameplay but boy did the story and environment suck big ahh
Hard to top DMC 3
urban spire
eh the story was fun
viral halo
DMC: Devil May Cry has 10/10 gameplay but man that shit is ASS story wise
storm jungle
bang
viral halo
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
storm jungle
dfks0fs0f
urban spire
nah dmcdmc's gameplay is pretty mid
viral halo
the soundtracks go so hard
storm jungle
DMC: Devil May Cry has 10/10 gameplay but man that shit is ASS story wise
Looking at anyone but Dante makes me cringe ngl
actual DeviantArt OCs in that game
viral halo
it's just a product of the early 2000s
It's the same with marvel fans in their late 30s and 40s, they're making shit for kids or modern audiences not for dudes who listen to stained and seether
dapper gyro
That would be incest...
urban spire
yep that's right
urban spire
they have so much gay sex
storm jungle
That would be incest...
storm jungle
dapper gyro
Yes, I know that you enjoy that kind of stuff, but keep it to yourself.
Or self report if you dare.
daring creek
Dante and Virgil are lovers right
They're FAbulous lovers
urban spire
the best thing to come out of dmcdmc is donte el exterminador del demonios
daring creek
That would be incest...
Oooh
sharp pollen
i have just a glance here and see sexo incesto donte vergilio.... ohhh
urban spire
you're the one with the gun, dilara
urban spire
nobody else has one because of this server's fuckass constitution
the class divide here is out of control
we need militias to keep the mods in check
the navy is BADLY outdated
languid meadow
Skin and eat everyone
urban spire
considered briefly the idea of a discord server with a navy, but that's just scientology
rocky gale
has NO ONE here watched the Wire???
You're only allowed to simp for one boomer show, Sopranos or The Wire, you can't do both
sharp pollen
"simping for sopranos"
hallow saddle
ive wathced the motherfuckin wire
daring creek
"simping for sopranos"
She glazes sopranos like ice on a hot day like this