Where's your filipina wife
#40k-lore-chat
heady rivet
steel ingot
not even HOW YOU SPELL THAT
crystal forum
you prob live in paris
urban spire
did you just google faroese negative stereotypes or something
vagrant fox
Where's your filipina wife
my uncle got one and died of stomach cancer, I'm not risking it
urban spire
he earned his stomach cancer, what a trooper
steel ingot
where the fuck is the filipines i only know of Phillipines
heady rivet
did you just google faroese negative stereotypes or something
No I was told about the vast amounts of Filipinas that live there by a Filipina that was big into Euro guys
crystal forum
where the fuck is the filipines i only know of Phillipines
island
vagrant fox
twice divorced moron actually turned into a good person when he married that woman and had a child
then he died
heady rivet
I just knew that
vagrant fox
huge lmao
urban spire
oh well good for him then
crystal forum
phillipines are awesome i love those short guys
heady rivet
my uncle got one and died of stomach cancer, I'm not risking it
Are you implying she was the source of that
urban spire
except for the stomach cancer part
vagrant fox
She seemed to genuinely love him so idk what else it could be
steel ingot
Manila is a storied and beautiful city at the heart of a nation
vagrant fox
She was the only one crying at his funeral, another huge lmbo
urban spire
philippines is one of those places i want to go just because of the aura i'd get from going there and being 6'6
heady rivet
did you just google faroese negative stereotypes or something
Also crazy you see it as negative whats up with that. Is it because she's not White, huh? I saw that Cities of Sigmar post you made...
urban spire
also china, japan, korea
steel ingot
don't go to Korea
crystal forum
Manila is a storied and beautiful city at the heart of a nation
the entire country looks like dog shit sat in the sun for too many days but the people are great
urban spire
Also crazy you see it as negative whats up with that. Is it because she's not Wh...
silence short, a tall is speaking
heady rivet
philippines is one of those places i want to go just because of the aura i'd get...
My friend taught English in semi-rural Japan and he's 6'6 and lanky and he did recount many a tale of old people looking up at him like legally-distinct large monster
vagrant fox
My mother saw like 30 at the mall and spent the rest of the day ranting about the faroes being overrun by asians
spare osprey
phillipines are awesome i love those short guys
My only phillipino coworker was built like a fuckin' WWE champ.
urban spire
My mother saw like 30 at the mall and spent the rest of the day ranting about th...
god took the wrong relative
gender huh
crystal forum
My only phillipino coworker was built like a fuckin' WWE champ.
i had a filipino coworker who was older and he was so happy when i asked him which island he came from
vagrant fox
na my mom is very nice she's just also very reactionary
urban spire
ah, well
crystal forum
phillipines have so many cultures it's WILD
urban spire
well idk, you should see how she reacts if you transition
rancid cove
crystal forum
look at a language map of the country
urban spire
just to try it out i mean
heady rivet
Oh my god
steel ingot
you guys ever seen a cow before
vagrant fox
Shes paid for a bunch of african children to go to school at least
Cows are chud horses, less dangerous
crystal forum
just saw one right now
do polish cows say moo differently
vagrant fox
well idk, you should see how she reacts if you transition
Mildly negatively but nothing big if I know her
steel ingot
wife told me it's prolly from someone who lives in the village i guess
spare osprey
i had a filipino coworker who was older and he was so happy when i asked him whi...
The Philippinas from the other departments are either the nicest, kindest, most helpful souls I ever met or crotchety old dish towels that do fuck-all for patients.
vagrant fox
Every Filipino I've met in the faroes have been absolutely lovely
urban spire
Also crazy you see it as negative whats up with that. Is it because she's not Wh...
scandinavians going on vacation for like 5 days and coming back with a wife is 100% a negative stereotype
crystal forum
they're really kind people usually
steel ingot
you know one time in Texas when i was driving to catch a flight i saw a guy literally drunk driving a horse
vagrant fox
scandinavians going on vacation for like 5 days and coming back with a wife is 1...
my older brother in Vietnam lmbo
vagrant fox
Horses are so evil how come it didn't kill him
steel ingot
AT 5 IN THE MORNING
heady rivet
scandinavians going on vacation for like 5 days and coming back with a wife is 1...
Doesnt believe in love at first sight. Rotten soul. Patooey!
crystal forum
you know one time in Texas when i was driving to catch a flight i saw a guy lite...
i saw videos of amish people doing that
urban spire
damn right i don't
crystal forum
it's hilarious because the horse knows how to come home
solid horizon
you know one time in Texas when i was driving to catch a flight i saw a guy lite...
the average amerian experience
crystal forum
it's like a self driving car
urban spire
marriage is a rotten institution
steel ingot
nah this guy was wearing a cowboys shirt and some Levis he weren't no Amish
crystal forum
yeah i dont think there's amish in texas
solid horizon
cowboy
steel ingot
that's prolly why he was drinking damn cowboys fans
vagrant fox
the amish should be deleted
solid horizon
they would rebuild themselves afterward
spare osprey
you know one time in Texas when i was driving to catch a flight i saw a guy lite...
My buddy in Florida during that recent fuck-ass hurricane saw a dude in the MIDDLE of the night kayaking through the flooded streets.
steel ingot
but what about my favorite show amish mafia
vagrant fox
This is, btw, the lamest effect in Warframe by a lot
urban spire
solid horizon
amish are like reverse necrons
crystal forum
the amish should be deleted
idk i think raising a small amount of people to not grow up with the internet might give us a fighting chance...
vagrant fox
false
solid horizon
as if amish people only did that
vagrant fox
I grew up without the internet for almost 10 years and I'm still a moran
urban spire
the amish methodology is kinda cool, even if the religion is sucks
urban spire
it's not that they're anti technology, it's that they evaluate new technologies and decide among themselves if it's actually fucking worth it
crystal forum
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oD_fD5Lrhtw
i saw this joke feature and immediately wondered why it's not used to find a controller you dropped, like if the sound keeps going until you pick it up
vagrant fox
Going by my siblings cousins and uncles and whatnot the internet just exacerbated an existing problem
spare osprey
Gabagool but Amish.
daring creek
How
steel ingot
there's an episode where they "beat up" an Amish guy selling honey chocolates on the street
cause he wasn't giving a cut
solid horizon
rude
crystal forum
it's not that they're anti technology, it's that they evaluate new technologies ...
sucks that it's just used as a cult method to keep kids indoctrinated but oh well
steel ingot
then they go sell ketamine for the rest of the ep
urban spire
it's not that they're anti technology, it's that they evaluate new technologies ...
if you do this, but also have free association and also ditch jesus, you kinda got something going
steel ingot
which is what the amish criminals actually do
crystal forum
amish using guns as if they're not the devil's invention
should be using swords like gentlemen
arctic talon
it's not that they're anti technology, it's that they evaluate new technologies ...
I’m ngl not using electricity is crazy lol, and they always try to game it
Which is funny
steel ingot
you think they can fucking afford those barns from their dumbass gormless crafts and honey, no these fucking assholes sell more drugs than the cia
urban spire
sucks that it's just used as a cult method to keep kids indoctrinated but oh wel...
yeah there is that unfortunately
urban spire
I’m ngl not using electricity is crazy lol, and they always try to game it
they use some actually
vagrant fox
I’m ngl not using electricity is crazy lol, and they always try to game it
Depends on the specific sect don't it
quiet orchid
@heady rivet Lynxiee's books...
urban spire
but yeah the leadership structure sucks ass, and the threat of social isolation is so brutal
vagrant fox
dangit dude my pc melted my chocolate
steel ingot
like fr the amish facilitate so much drug trade its crazy
heady rivet
<@1079902743445115002> Lynxiee's books...
Using the shittier and out of date archive I sent her and not MY up to date and complete trove I also sent her is just insulting
steel ingot
hypocritical godless fucks
urban spire
they're immune to asthma or something though, which is weird
crystal forum
but yeah the leadership structure sucks ass, and the threat of social isolation ...
typical cult method yeah. pretend to give them a choice to leave but if they do then they have 0 outside connections, not even their family
vagrant fox
but yeah the leadership structure sucks ass, and the threat of social isolation ...
Typical small cult behaviour
urban spire
Typical small cult behaviour
large cult behavior too, mormons still do that shit
vagrant fox
My family is/was part of the plymouth brethren and that's the same shit
steel ingot
they're immune to asthma or something though, which is weird
no they're not they just don't go to doctors, the kids with asthma die
crystal forum
i think most mormons chilled a bit with the cult shit
heady rivet
i think most mormons chilled a bit with the cult shit
They did not.
crystal forum
thought there's more devout sects
crystal forum
it is
arctic talon
they're just friendly to outsiders
heady rivet
They did not.
Used to live in Utah. Quite grim
arctic talon
and very open
crystal forum
but like they dont enforce polygamy or racism anymore
arctic talon
Well yeah
hallow saddle
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYcqfPmiCCq/?igsh=MXQ0ZTY3MnJvZ2lhcg== theyre talking about religion again time to post gibbons
heady rivet
but like they dont enforce polygamy or racism anymore
Not for religious reasons, they only stopped polygamy to avoid taxes
steel ingot
any time someone uses the amish as a talking about some health thing you have to understand amish have cataclysmic child morality l mortality rates
crystal forum
and by enforce i mean 1 guy has multiple wives, usually not by choice
urban spire
no they're not they just don't go to doctors, the kids with asthma die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9dQLccJoWE here, this. allergies not asthma, but still interesting and weird
crystal forum
so not the good kind of polygamy
arctic talon
Tbh if anyone has horrific allergies
they just die
I'd assume 💀
which sucks for them
steel ingot
like modern medicine guess what is the reason we live
urban spire
nah they did real-ass research on this, it's something to do with how they farm pigs
quiet orchid
Using the shittier and out of date archive I sent her and not MY up to date and ...
She's making a collection, so dw, she'll uses your archive
arctic talon
Anyways my view is very much shaped by my like grandparents
who grew up without electricity
lol
urban spire
or maybe cows, i don't remember, long time since i watched the video
crystal forum
isn't it because they're exposed to way more allergens while they're young
arctic talon
And they say anyone who doesn't like electricity is
actually I can't repeat what they said
lol
crystal forum
i thought that was studied
urban spire
isn't it because they're exposed to way more allergens while they're young
no it's some weird animals thing
heady rivet
She's making a collection, so dw, she'll uses your archive
Now ask when she's making her first Necromunda OC
arctic talon
But my granpda is like
extremely pro technology lol
prolly bcs he grew up without electricity
or running water
vagrant fox
Electricity is fine but don't let your kids be ipad babies or whatever
steel ingot
i saw my brother live when he was born when he should of died because of modern medicine, so any anti modern medicine rhetoric even slightly adjacent gets me seeing red
especially now that it's so common
crystal forum
technology is a crutch for our broken society 😔
arctic talon
my grandma grew up with running water
steel ingot
it's a fucking nightmare
quiet orchid
<:Meru_Cat_Blush:1476343047745699921>
Now ask when she's making her first Necro...
She doesn't know
heady rivet
Electricity is fine but don't let your kids be ipad babies or whatever
My kid is growing up on 1980s horror movies and books about vampires
vagrant fox
My da' had no electricity and got water from a creek, he's not keen on people living like that
steel ingot
my child will be hooked up to the vr torment nexus and that's final
arctic talon
My grandpa's family had a well 
urban spire
i saw my brother live when he was born when he should of died because of modern ...
i mean the amish shit isn't really applicable to the rest of the world since it requires a very specific agrarian lifestyle, like specific to the point where other similar cults christian sects don't get the resistance
heady rivet
She doesn't know
I can fix this...
crystal forum
im never adding more souls to this earth until conditions improve
crystal forum
if anything i'd adopt
vagrant fox
My kid is growing up on 1980s horror movies and books about vampires
the movies are lame but proceed with the other thing
heady rivet
the movies are lame but proceed with the other thing
They are gonna see Ash Williams and Ellen Ripley as Uncle and Aunt
steel ingot
naming my child sonion
heady rivet
Isnt that like the 2000s
arctic talon
tbh its crazy to me my grandpa didn't fucking encounter electricity until he was in high school
well
regularly encounter electricity
lol
steel ingot
it's also not even the pinnacle of Canadian tv
crystal forum
sigourney weaver is everybody's aunt
crystal forum
bless her
steel ingot
that's are you afraid of the dark
heady rivet
sigourney weaver is everybody's aunt
Release the bush cut!!!
vagrant fox
lets see if I can find it
steel ingot
TRUE
crystal forum
heathen
steel ingot
I met sigourney weaver in a hobby shop, apparently she was buying paint for a lamp
crystal forum
youre making that up
steel ingot
no I'm stealing a story from staurt wellington
not famous guy who met sigourney weaver in the hobby shop he worked at in the mall
arctic talon
Ya'll ever met a real maoist
steel ingot
yeah
vagrant fox
there was that brony, close enough
arctic talon
red book and all?
crystal forum
not irl no
heady rivet
Ya'll ever met a real maoist
Yeah everyday I look in the mirror
arctic talon
LOL
heady rivet
urban spire
i go to r/communism whenever i want to be really mad, it's 100% maoists
vagrant fox
did he have a signed red book
arctic talon
deadass no clue
steel ingot
was ho chi min maoist
arctic talon
but he carries the little redbook withhim everywhere
No
Ho was a Marxist-leninist
steel ingot
okay then no i haven't
vagrant fox
Good for him, but in Taiwan?
vagrant fox
silly guy
crystal forum
they really treat that book like it's their bible even though they could just memorize it
urban spire
they have insane takes like "human rights aren't a real physical thing, therefore as materialists we shouldn't consider them under any circumstances. if you do, you're an idealist and a liberal"
i'm getting mad thinking about it
urban spire
why'd you have to make me think about maoists
steel ingot
you only get these beliefs by not experiencing actual problems
crystal forum
wolf must you always bring up the shittiest parts of china smh
arctic talon
Nah the dude I met is unironically a great guyt
urban spire
i've been on a lot of them, but r/communism is the worst one
steel ingot
where you draw out theory to it's unpractical limits, all for praxis
heady rivet
why'd you have to make me think about maoists
The Peoples Cultural Genocide
arctic talon
Beyond maybe what he did during the cultural revolution
and also how he likes quoting ideology from the fuckass book
steel ingot
meanwhile real people in the real world have to contend with real problems
crystal forum
meanwhile real people in the real world have to contend with real problems
yeah like genocide using those same ideals as an excuse
urban spire
meanwhile real people in the real world have to contend with real problems
people don't like it when you lock them in factories for some reason. weird.
steel ingot
i mean right now you dorks
arctic talon
wolf must you always bring up the shittiest parts of china smh
I like Fujian
and south china
no bias here I swear
urban spire
i mean right now you dorks
okay, people don't like it when you want to lock them in factories. happy?
arctic talon
South china is the rightful leaders of a united china/j
crystal forum
mainland taiwan will learn its lesson one day
arctic talon
lol
Jokes aside I have family in China lol
some of them died during the cultural revolution
for being "anti revolutionary"
vagrant fox
Does China know the whimsy of lao gan chili oil
arctic talon
yes
vagrant fox
sick
arctic talon
as in actual member of the CCP lol
crystal forum
i have said it many times before but i will say it again, it's so hard to get accurate information about china events when half the internet rides its dick and the other half treats it as completely incompetent
steel ingot
"china is a big place place with many Chinese in it"
arctic talon
i have said it many times before but i will say it again, it's so hard to get ac...
don't worry I can get it from my relatives
steel ingot
was this degaule?
arctic talon
like those funny bank runs
crystal forum
getting chinese news in english is pain
arctic talon
was this degaule?
I think
urban spire
"china is a big place place with many Chinese in it"
hotly contested statement btw
urban spire
i have heard this
crystal forum
who has money to visit east asian countries these days
steel ingot
a guy who's mom is a doctor and lives in China i guess
arctic talon
who has money to visit east asian countries these days
heady rivet
become a white monkey
Any Jade Empresses in chat in need of a quirked up White Monkey?
steel ingot
that was his situation
vagrant fox
China seems very nice to visit if you really wanna bungle Chinese and get away with calling someone a slur by accident, or yourself
crystal forum
i'd take money just to be white in a conference room
vagrant fox
or walk into a funeral
crystal forum
i'd pull out some mayo and put it on toast or something
steel ingot
any courtess of preciousness need any new courtiers
arctic talon
China seems very nice to visit if you really wanna bungle Chinese and get away w...
Michael reeves and Ludwig somehow didn't accidentally say something absurdly offensive
just normal offensive
vagrant fox
Yeah but I can one up them
arctic talon
funniest shit ever to watch though
vagrant fox
I wish I was a white monkey just like MacArthur
steel ingot
any tang emperors need any new gay sons
arctic talon
listening to them get the pronunciation worse and worse every time they doubted themselves
vagrant fox
I figured they'd get better but they somehow surprised me, except for when Ludwig bartered with that one lady using what, one sentence
crystal forum
bartering is a universal language
steel ingot
i really struggle with Chinese because of the pronunciation thing
the like different tones for different meanings
vagrant fox
After watching tip2tip I've decided I cannot do tonal languages at all
steel ingot
very difficult
vagrant fox
They did get better
Seemed to get a little worse midway through to me but I also don't know
crystal forum
im still trying to learn russian i think
steel ingot
not as hard as polish though
arctic talon
heady rivet
I figured they'd get better but they somehow surprised me, except for when Ludwi...
Rich guy bartering in foreign country with someone obviously poorer is so cringe
arctic talon
this shit is so funny
steel ingot
imagine a language that sucks from top to bottom
heady rivet
Rich guy bartering in foreign country with someone obviously poorer is so cringe
Literally a Top Gear bit actually
vagrant fox
Rich guy bartering in foreign country with someone obviously poorer is so cringe
yeah but it was funny so I'll let it slide
vagrant fox
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nfsDHHW18es
I wish to live this so bad
steel ingot
jest jestem ja
crystal forum
this shit is so funny
does it really sound like a completely different word to you even if you know what he's trying to say
arctic talon
I just can't fucking understand what he's saying sometimes
I need to like
reverse engineer that shit
without subtitles
crystal forum
man languages are both so precise while also being so loose
it's really interesting
vagrant fox
holy moly I found it
steel ingot
got a lot of respect for the Chinese to be able to speak such a difficult language 😔
crystal forum
hobbit town
steel ingot
bro got the greentop
urban spire
love the torvtak
vagrant fox
I think that's it, right year anyways
vagrant fox
you can just tell when a place has high rates of alcoholism
Both my my grandfathers died from alcoholism
steel ingot
fun fact my great grandfather is born where my wife lives in poland
return to home by coincidence
vagrant fox
I just can't fucking understand what he's saying sometimes
I know with even more certainty now I can't speak mandarin
crystal forum
Both my my grandfathers died from alcoholism
mfers be blessed with the most serene landscapes and they still try to find escape in the bottle
arctic talon
Have you seen the evil ass Chinese poem where it’s the same sound but different tones
For the whole thing
steel ingot
though apparently it was more of a village then
vagrant fox
the lion poem thingy?
arctic talon
Yeah
steel ingot
Yes i have i HATE IT
arctic talon
The lion rock poem
vagrant fox
that's an evil one
arctic talon
It’s so funny
vagrant fox
mfers be blessed with the most serene landscapes and they still try to find esca...
Nothing to do and work no one likes just to not starve probably gets tedious
steel ingot
white girl gets bamboozled by Chinese the millionth time
arctic talon
steel ingot
it's hard to do tonal when you grew up with English
crystal forum
Nothing to do and work no one likes just to not starve probably gets tedious
maybe if they spent less money on alcohol
heady rivet
https://youtu.be/9jtiw721RAg?si=icIdLgCd6jvUn95Y
Yeah author was fucking with us right
Like
Come on
crystal forum
and i just know your country has even more expensive alcohol than mine
it being euro
urban spire
https://youtu.be/9jtiw721RAg?si=icIdLgCd6jvUn95Y
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo type shit, but worse
arctic talon
Yeah author was fucking with us right
The author did it as a joke yes
vagrant fox
Wasn't it to sorta argue against romanization of chinese
steel ingot
apparently you used to be able to buy liquor super insanely cheap not 20 years ago out here
now you can only get out cheap
vagrant fox
I saw something similar with Japanese where it's just "ha" eight times
arctic talon
But it was meant to also somewhat criticize how ridiculous Classical Chinese is
lol
crystal forum
apparently you used to be able to buy liquor super insanely cheap not 20 years a...
when it was still the soviet union?
crystal forum
my childhood friend's dad used to get alcohol from poland and sell it in ukraine back in the USSR
he was an engineer btw
arctic talon
That one vodka brand in the USSR where you couldn’t put the cap back on
Once you took it off
vagrant fox
maybe if they spent less money on alcohol
Yeah but they were already alcoholics, sometimes barrels of wood spirits would float up from the UK and they'd drink that and go blind
arctic talon
Bcs they expected someone to finish the whole bottle in one sitting
steel ingot
anyways its just mostly cause they bottle and make so much like
less than an hour away
crystal forum
Yeah but they were already alcoholics, sometimes barrels of wood spirits would f...
i refuse to believe the british would let any drinkable alcohol escape them so i assume it was rubbing alcohol
vagrant fox
yeah some shit like that
steel ingot
i live next to szczecin so
vagrant fox
It's called wood spirit in Faroese and Danish I forget the English term
vagrant fox
I used to listen to old ladies argue about who owns what land because it was traded for alcohol all over
crystal forum
i like my beer watery and smooth so it feels refreshing
steel ingot
but god the zubr stuff is ass
vagrant fox
Somersby is kinda eugh, but I can drink it
crystal forum
like a pale ale
vagrant fox
Carlsberg is evil anyways
vagrant fox
now yes
steel ingot
nah the big brewery in szczecin is like 100 years old apparently
arctic talon
Micro brewer refers to small scale alcohol production for commercial sale
crystal forum
big breweries here are dog shit like bud light or coors
arctic talon
big breweries here are dog shit like bud light or coors
Coors literally tastes like water
vagrant fox
There used to be like 3-4 big Danish breweries now there's a billion small ones
steel ingot
i know what it is i lived in Dallas and had to deal with a new shitty one every day
vagrant fox
also the 3-4 big ones
arctic talon
i know what it is i lived in Dallas and had to deal with a new shitty one every ...
Beer that tastes like wet dog
steel ingot
from my trips to the store the micro stuff is not present
arctic talon
Beer that tastes like a watermelon
vagrant fox
imo beer generally tastes pretty bad until you've got 3 in you
doesn't really matter what it is
urban spire
so what the fuck do i read now
arctic talon
I like lager’s lol
vagrant fox
so what the fuck do i read now
red rising
arctic talon
so what the fuck do i read now
More warhammer crime?
vagrant fox
Or more crime
urban spire
i read crime
vagrant fox
Some horror then
steel ingot
read man kzin wars 4
arctic talon
urban spire
no
crystal forum
do crime
steel ingot
it's a good book i SWEAR
also i just wanted to post this cover cause GOD
i love old book covers
steel ingot
the man kzin wars are a anthology series about the galaxy spanning war between the kzin and the humans
hallow saddle
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYcqfPmiCCq/?igsh=MXQ0ZTY3MnJvZ2lhcg== me when i walk into chat to announce that israel has no right to exist in 40k
steel ingot
hell yeah brother
crystal forum
palestine has the right to defend itself
steel ingot
shoutouts to how loud they were getting booed at eurovision
crystal forum
it only took like a decade i think for europeans to realize that israel isnt in europe
steel ingot
and also GOD we did not bring our best this year
poland not even top 10 we're so washed
hallow saddle
australia isnt in europe either but theyre not cunts so
crystal forum
hey that's their word
crystal forum
wait australia is in eurovision?
hallow saddle
no its ours too
hallow saddle
wait australia is in eurovision?
yes
vagrant fox
For some reason
hallow saddle
cause they love it
crystal forum
i legit have no fucking clue what eurovision is but now im annoyed that australians have something i dont
vagrant fox
fuckin Azerbaijan is in too
sacred bluff
vagrant fox
I've seen people argue Canada should be in it as well, I say kick the aussies out
also san marino
crystal forum
im fine with australia being kicked out
as long as another ex english fiefdom doesnt have more things than me
steel ingot
Australia should stick to niche indie horror films
vagrant fox
However I do like Australia, except the corruption
crystal forum
ngl im pretty sure australia has normal first world country amounts of corruption but it has way better reporters
vagrant fox
Australia should stick to niche indie horror films
I can't believe they actually made a horror movie called Lake Mungo, goofy aussie name for anything
crystal forum
im trying to think of an australian movie i like
vagrant fox
Didn't do much for me but I'm not a horror movie kind of person
steel ingot
mr inbetween is my favorite TV show ever
hallow saddle
theres 0% chance israel got legitimately voted second place
they should be kicked out of eurovis
fuck offfff
near wasp
ngl im pretty sure australia has normal first world country amounts of corruptio...
Pretty sure it's worse. Just look at all the stuff regarding the fire bombing of friendly jordie
vagrant fox
can you believe it, just 5 days or something until tech adept
My former Aussie coworker at least said it's way worse
steel ingot
tech adept tomorrow (5 days)
crystal forum
Pretty sure it's worse. Just look at all the stuff regarding the fire bombing of...
i just refuse to believe my country has better politicans when they're shit everywhere
vagrant fox
I don't know what that is
steel ingot
but yeah tunnels is a great horror mockumentary
crystal forum
warhammer chat sucks ass it's just random question about lore and the only valid response being "it depends"
EVERY TIME
steel ingot
and the bay was produced by kiwis and aussies
hallow saddle
ive popped in here a few times and no one has been talking about warhammer at any point
vagrant fox
warhammer chat sucks ass it's just random question about lore and the only valid...
usually, it depends
crystal forum
legit after enough years i've just accepted this setting sucks ass to talk about lore in
vagrant fox
I wish there was good Warhammer games
hallow saddle
gibbon chat
vagrant fox
I dunno after uh
steel ingot
i love aussie indie work
near wasp
i just refuse to believe my country has better politicans when they're shit ever...
Bro every country has a lot but Australia is very bad
vagrant fox
how long ago was 4th edition
after 4th edition long ago I don't have a need to talk 40k
steel ingot
it's really really well done and i can't pin down why
crystal forum
Bro every country has a lot but Australia is very bad
it is and im glad people like friendlyjordies are risking their lives exposing it
hallow saddle
warhammer fourty-thousand darktide
vagrant fox
4th edition came out when I was 11 😔
I've spent a wholeass 19 and change years on this lame setting
crystal forum
also america treating every fucking country like prime real estate for its experimental military testing grounds
vagrant fox
I think, maybe, we don't need US military bases in Europe so much
near wasp
Look at the cold war. The us and ussr both were doing it
vagrant fox
I think maybe, also, Russia could learn to act normal and there wouldn't be any problems
crystal forum
this is 30 years later and america is still doing it
near wasp
Russia would be doing it if they could
crystal forum
i'd bitch about it if they did it too
near wasp
Fuck China probably is doing it
vagrant fox
Naturally
steel ingot
every major superpower has internal rot it comes with consolidating power
crystal forum
always got the guy running in talking about other shit countries do as if it's relevant
crystal forum
anyways i hope you guys tried the brigador killers demo
vagrant fox
na
vagrant fox
I'm debating more Warframe or play friendslop
vagrant fox
funny penis slider in Conan Exiles
spare osprey
Play friendslop.
near wasp
always got the guy running in talking about other shit countries do as if it's r...
Your the one who keeps talking about the us when the conversation was originally about Australia
crystal forum
more about friendlyjordies
im talking about the video he made about the american base
with those moronic US servicemen talking about their low level credentials like they're james bond
it's so pathetic man
viral halo
They're doing all sorts of things in Africa
vagrant fox
i'm not watching your psyop
near wasp
with those moronic US servicemen talking about their low level credentials like ...
I mean the people with big clearances go to thugshaker nation
crystal forum
https://youtu.be/-pDJ4-MtAkQ?si=0La9WqiggMiunmE3
checkamte
vagrant fox
i'm gonna post brother hao
viral halo
It’s all so tiresome
lament shoal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk9NLUyYEpw
vagrant fox
Wonder what this guy with a whole engineering degree is doing singing in China for but he's doing it great
that one's a bop
rancid cove
rancid cove
there was a knee fetish guy?
crystal forum
i only frequent this channel and occasionally book club when i read
crystal forum
i spare the other channels from my presence
they should be thankful for my leniency
vagrant fox
truly
rancid cove
It was some lolcow known for having an inflated knee fetish
Might not know them
near wasp
The fuck
crystal forum
how does one inflate a knee
vagrant fox
The internet used to have artisanal cringeposts before AI
near wasp
Oh god it's homestuck
crystal forum
oh so straight up swelling
vagrant fox
BigKneeLover was a hero
crystal forum
this guy would have been right at home in victorian britain
near wasp
No
near wasp
I wish I could unsee that
vagrant fox
I can post more and worse versions
crystal forum
all kinks are weird
vagrant fox
I saw someone describe in vivid details how they get turned on by ceramic tiles once
I'm not even phased at this point
crystal forum
if it doesnt trigger my gag reflex then it's harmless to me
vagrant fox
I just wanna know what happened to all the lolcows, the internet is sanitised ok it's not what it used to be
but also that you gotta have some esoteric weird shit in 40k
steel ingot
how is anyone turned on by that
saying this with a garreon pfp
storm jungle
if it doesnt trigger my gag reflex then it's harmless to me
^ Freak
crystal forum
i never really liked the idea of lolcows since it ends up usually just being autistic people bullying other autistic people
steel ingot
hey do any of the space marines fuck
storm jungle
i am actually not much of a freak relatively
steel ingot
i kept getting told space wolves can fuck but that might just be a bit from someone else
crystal forum
prob less of a freak than you even dilara
storm jungle
you'd know furry
crystal forum
i would
vagrant fox
fight
steel ingot
like im certain thats a tom and ben bit or something
storm jungle
i kept getting told space wolves can fuck but that might just be a bit from some...
Its literally just from Lukas the Trickster who used to fuck people before he became a space marine
steel ingot
bro how are you balding
vagrant fox
Lukas the Trickster, notoriously reliable source of information
steel ingot
vegeta ass hairline
near wasp
I mean he won't lie about him fucking
storm jungle
Lukas the Trickster, notoriously reliable source of information
tbh it is, people just twisted what Lukas said lol
rancid cove
vagrant fox
tbh it is, people just twisted what Lukas said lol
liar + simp 🫵
near wasp
Lukas tell the truth alot
crystal forum
oh this discussion of things GW would never include in their books just reminded me, i'm at the part of the night lords omnibus where children are mentioned to be skinned alive
first time ive seen children mentioned as killed in a 40k book
storm jungle
I mean we literally have kids committing cannibalism in a new book lol
storm jungle
yea child killings are not a lot but they do happen lol
vagrant fox
it's fine 40k should be way worse
steel ingot
its a neat trick they pull
storm jungle
its not that rare
steel ingot
the only explicit child murder that happens in the night lord trilogy is in the first book
crystal forum
i thought GW wanted it to keep it away from the censoring boards or smth
storm jungle
I mean it depends lol
steel ingot
||and a blood angel does it||
storm jungle
sometimes shit slips through
crystal forum
video games are way worse about it
steel ingot
but the rest of the child murders are implied or offscreen
the only direct on screen murders of the book are men and women, fathers and parents, and whatnot
usual night lords fodder
very few space marines die by their hands
chud lords
crystal forum
the only explicit child murder that happens in the night lord trilogy is in the ...
well like i said it's specifically mentioned that kids are being skinned and tortured where im at
in the third book
last book
on the ahem planet
steel ingot
yes however thats the only mention
storm jungle
we should skin jay alive i think
steel ingot
thats a hate crime bro
steel ingot
kinda
near wasp
thats a hate crime bro
Only if it's done for hateful reason
vagrant fox
Man I wanna know what it's from where someone talks about how they could've gotten robots to fight wars but children are so plentiful and easily trained that it just made economic sense to arm them for conflict, 40k should have that
steel ingot
anyways point is, they play a neat trick by implying child death but not explicitly showing it
crystal forum
night lords really go from being super chill and joking one second to telling you they're going to skin you alive and feed your eyeballs to your parents
steel ingot
well octavia says it best
they're all children
elevated into demigods, broken upon the backs of their own blood
crystal forum
why must they be so funny though....
steel ingot
talos talking a lotta smack for someone who one single fair fight would send their whole company into the ground
vagrant fox
Only suckers do fair fights anyway
steel ingot
yeah like everyone else
well like here's the thing signsen
these unfair fights that other legions fight
they win them
the night lords lose them lol
at least the 10th does
crystal forum
night lords dont just run away, they also make sure somebody else is being the distraction
steel ingot
like their own men
vagrant fox
at least the 10th does
you're right but I'm putting you in the car discombobulator
crystal forum
every time i see VIII i have to count all the I's
vagrant fox
I wonder what the point is of that thing is
crystal forum
because i dont like roman numerals
steel ingot
I wonder what the point is of that thing is
lava lamp
vagrant fox
sensible
vagrant fox
because i dont like roman numerals
another -2
steel ingot
but yeah one thing im excited about when i read the other legions stories
is them not being complete fucking pushover losers
crystal forum
tbf the night lord omnibus is also well written
steel ingot
it is!
crystal forum
better them being chuds than boring
vagrant fox
Makes me wonder when the next good space marine book is
crystal forum
thats good
steel ingot
but thats why its compelling
crystal forum
its their personality
steel ingot
their chuddery gets them nowhere
crystal forum
they could just be generic space marines who go raaaah and kill everything
steel ingot
i said in the other chat, my read of the trilogy is that its a microchasm of konrads struggle with nihilism
vagrant fox
There's nothing on the tracker, there's no new 40k books ever again
ignore season of fire
crystal forum
my conclusion of kurze is he's a dumbass
steel ingot
where are the cs goto books
vagrant fox
I have one on my PC
If you truly want Eldar Prophecy it's yours, friend, for a price
crystal forum
the bell curve of night lord fans about kurze is
wow what a dumbass -> omg he's actually genius -> wow he's really a dumbass
steel ingot
yeah lol
vagrant fox
Curze is a huge dingus but so were all the primarchs
steel ingot
uzas said it best
vagrant fox
holler if you love Uzas
crystal forum
Curze is a huge dingus but so were all the primarchs
willing to pull a socrates for the most pathetic point ever is even dumber
vagrant fox
you just hate being based
crystal forum
socrates the kind of guy to delete his discord profile after losing an argument to prove a point
urban spire
picked up the wraithbone phoenix, seems aight
rancid cove
steel ingot
picked up the wraithbone phoenix, seems aight
is it heavy?
vagrant fox
picked up the wraithbone phoenix, seems aight
Crime is never simply a'ight
crystal forum
also plato's idea of a perfect society is having philosophers be in charge of everything
steel ingot
eldar be like
crystal forum
really selfless on his part
steel ingot
craftworld atlioc be like
crystal forum
putting himself at the top of the hierarchy
the whole sophists vs socrates shit just reads like plato arguing about why democracy is bad and chad smart guys should lead
urban spire
Crime is never simply a'ight
i'm barely past the prologue and i've got unreasonable standards, it's aight until it gets my ass with something
vagrant fox
dilara get this goof and string 'er up
crystal forum
anyways my philosophy professor thought i used AI to write my dissertation so fuck her
this was before AI was even big
urban spire
nothing to string me up about is there? if they're all so fucking good it's gonna be getting my ass soon right?
steel ingot
there's your mistake you went to philosophy
crystal forum
i didnt
steel ingot
shoulda been a socio class
crystal forum
it's mandatory here
steel ingot
THERES YOUR MISTAKE
languid meadow
the whole sophists vs socrates shit just reads like plato arguing about why demo...
He then beats your ass for disagreeing with him
near wasp
Lol
urban spire
the greek philosophers all posting under their wrestling names is really funny
crystal forum
the only thing i learned in philosophy classes is that dialectical arguments are easy to write
also i got forced to read marx which i ended up liking
steel ingot
learning socio was fun cause you get to apply it to history fairly easily
the patterns of human society are easy to track
urban spire
reading economics in the philosophy class
steel ingot
with the beard and without
crystal forum
it was a broader subject of uh i think moral philosophy
anyways i still dont understand kant
rancid cove
crystal forum
also liberal philosophy is way too complicated for what it tries to accomplish
near wasp
Glad dumbass acaran is dead tho
steel ingot
its cause he could only spare 2 men
himself and chairon
what the fuck kinda plan was that
crystal forum
i only accept death as official when SM3 comes out
crystal forum
all these so called casualties can come back
near wasp
They only let our WAsian gaddie survive so he can carry the banner
steel ingot
shas'o kais for dawn of war 4 we didnt see him die
urban spire
kroot are cool, unfair to sideline them
crystal forum
you play a kroot in that one actually
anybody who disagrees with this statement will never be my friend
steel ingot
fire warrior 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonder what the night lords will be up to in dark heresy
last i checked they were doing specific strikes during war of beasts
vagrant fox
chillin'
lament shoal
wonder what the night lords will be up to in dark heresy
Lording over the night
steel ingot
rancid cove
opaque coyote
Fun fact, this scene was actually ad-libbed
Antony Starr's look was actually him worrying that Chase forgot his line
God they're so good at their respective roles
daring creek
vagrant fox
ning leven or however you spell that shit
daring creek
https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-2--k01KRW3NDDKSZ9W15DPXJS0Y9H2
That kid has explosion magic
It can pop a hole in a mountain
🥀
sacred bluff
lotr nerds is this true
storm jungle
Its probably one of the only shows ive seen that displays them well too
storm jungle
lotr nerds is this true
uhhh
its AI so ill prob say rigged
🫵
also Gandalf was robbed
sacred bluff
gandalf is like a celestial right?
vagrant fox
Where's Fingolfin
storm jungle
I THINK so?
LOTR lore is wild
im pretty sure hes like some celestial angel or something?
vagrant fox
Gandalf is a not-angel like Sauron
Except with his powers capped and in a shitty old body
sacred bluff
Where's Fingolfin
the one after it
vagrant fox
Glorfindel or Fingolfin #1
sacred bluff
when i was doing my internship my boss was a big nerd and talked about lotr alot
about the simaril
rancid cove
https://klipy.com/gifs/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-2--k01KRW3NDDKSZ9W15DPXJS0Y9H2
funny never forget
sacred bluff
and how some dog tore a hand off someone who had one
storm jungle
yea LOTR lore could fill like an entire historical saga itself lol
fervent geode
the one after it
Where’s Melkor the Morgoth smdh
sacred bluff
yea LOTR lore could fill like an entire historical saga itself lol
there were only like 5 books right?
sacred bluff
simarilian
fervent geode
Yeah
The endless letters
God the letters
Actually I realise without the letters it’s five
I think I could be wrong
vagrant fox
I like how Tolkien inserted his wife as the most beautiful woman to have ever been
vagrant fox
and how some dog tore a hand off someone who had one
Carcaroth or whatever the werewolfs name was
sacred bluff
based
fervent geode
I like how Tolkien inserted his wife as the most beautiful woman to have ever be...
Meanwhile he’s just depicted as some dude
This guy was sorta based
Oh wait Beren and Luthien is another story innit
So 6
vagrant fox
Who else but the guy who was into weird anarchy monarchism
sacred bluff
okay there is a lot more than i thought..
sacred bluff
Meanwhile he’s just depicted as some dude
tom bombadil
vagrant fox
It's quite a lot
fervent geode
tom bombadil
Nah Beren
vagrant fox
I wish he'd finished it
fervent geode
I don’t recall anything special about Beren
fervent geode
I wish he'd finished it
He was working on the Fourth Age iirc
Shame we didn’t get to see much of it
vagrant fox
Beren was kinda just a dude who got up to some crazy shenanigans
vagrant fox
He was working on the Fourth Age iirc
Finishing the Silmarillion and working a bit on the 4th age yeah
It's the kind of setting where I really wish he'd gotten around to fleshing out the nature of orcs and how they could be redeemed
and maybe the blue wizards fighting Sauron with the easterlings
sacred bluff
otay i learn my lotr lore 
vagrant fox
It's very good, the prose is just a bit hard to get through
fervent geode
Finishing the Silmarillion and working a bit on the 4th age yeah
The blue wizards got robbed fr
fervent geode
It's the kind of setting where I really wish he'd gotten around to fleshing out ...
He was thinking on it too iirc
Damn shame
vagrant fox
Alas
At least we got Fëanor who did literally nothing wrong
Except maybe killing his mom and his kin and a lot else
A part of me is considering the 11e launch box like a fool
fervent geode
Problem for me is that I like the Orks but have no intention to start an Orks army lol
The marines are bog standard
vagrant fox
Orks are so grody
fervent geode
No plans no a marine army either anyway
vagrant fox
Except the weird Mk x Mk VII hybrid helmet I've grown to like them
That one is ghoulish
fervent geode
At least we got Fëanor who did literally nothing wrong
Meadhros and Maglor going uhh are we the baddies when they burned, clearly all their fault smdh
fervent geode
That one is ghoulish
Nostalgiabait
fervent geode
Same
vagrant fox
Also is LOTR the only dang setting where an elf has a beard or hwat
fervent geode
Cirdan
Idk any elves with beards but Cirdan so uh
Yeah and I guess TES too
That’s about it
rose thorn
Oh yeha humans have finally been renamed in AOS lmao (kinda)
vagrant fox
Meadhros and Maglor going uhh are we the baddies when they burned, clearly all t...
That's implying the Noldor could do anything wrong
Ah yeah the dwemer
vagrant fox
I forgor then
fervent geode
I haven’t played TES Morrowind in a while but still remember all of the Dagoth people having these crazy Sumerian beards
The ash vampires or smth
fervent geode
That's implying the Noldor could do anything wrong
The downfall of the elves has been due to the adoption of Sindarin over Quenya
This is fact
rose thorn
Oh yeha humans have finally been renamed in AOS lmao (kinda)
Order humans are now called sigmarites
vagrant fox
Kinda don't like that but I'm no aoser so eh
fervent geode
Still Food
rose thorn
It was a term used for a while in lore
Since order humans don’t wanna recognize chaos humans as th same species lmao
vagrant fox
Well I don't like how it rolls off the tongue the word isn't inherently bad
fervent geode
Since order humans don’t wanna recognize chaos humans as th same species lmao
Racist mfs
We’d eat them all the same
vagrant fox
What're you, an ogre? AoS has ogres right
fervent geode
Flesh Eater Courts
rose thorn
“Our holy angels will defeat their mutated abominations$
rose thorn
What're you, an ogre? AoS has ogres right
Ogors
fervent geode
What're you, an ogre? AoS has ogres right
Mawtribes are a thing
rose thorn
99% of race specific names are now the race refer to them selves
fervent geode
I know as much about them as I know about the prices of bananas in Uruguay
vagrant fox
I haven’t played TES Morrowind in a while but still remember all of the Dagoth p...
I'm only remembering the corprus face tentacles as much as I try
rose thorn
Ogors called Ogors because that’s how Ogors say ogor
vagrant fox
Close enough
fervent geode
I'm only remembering the corprus face tentacles as much as I try
Those freaky mfs
rose thorn
Everyone calls vampires soulblights as a slur but they call themselves vampires so they have the vampire tag
arctic talon
What're you, an ogre? AoS has ogres right
Yes
fervent geode
“Our holy angels will defeat their mutated abominations$
We done ate the whole city of Rimerock
rose thorn
Aelves literally means elf in aelvish
vagrant fox
I wanted to base an exodite of based king Nedakh but 40k Elves are bare chinned freaks
arctic talon
Aelves is also a real word irl lol
vagrant fox
Yeah
rose thorn
The AOS team is very pro “we should let countries pick their own names and not Europe”
fervent geode
I wanted to base an exodite of based king Nedakh but 40k Elves are bare chinned ...
Shame we could’ve had peak
vagrant fox
It's also an older version of the English for elves
fervent geode
The AOS team is very pro “we should let countries pick their own names and not E...
We should be called something else ngl
rose thorn
Yeah duardin has the most specific lore reason
fervent geode
How about Noble Benevolence Courts
rose thorn
Since duardin as a race fucking exploded
And now they call themselves Duardin to honor the old dwarves
vagrant fox
Shame we could’ve had peak
You see my vision. I've been thinking about bearded elves to just do it anyways
fervent geode
You see my vision. I've been thinking about bearded elves to just do it anyways
Just say that they don’t wear the stupid traffic cone helms
So they can afford facial hair
rose thorn
“Instead of calling ourselves French we should call our selves français which means French to honor France”
storm jungle
Just say that they don’t wear the stupid traffic cone helms
This is coming from a person whos faction wears toy batwing helmets
vagrant fox
Exodites can do what they want ig
fervent geode
Instead of being called “Flesh Eaters” please call us loving Benevolence guys ngl
fervent geode
This is coming from a person whos faction wears toy batwing helmets
Btw the bigger your batwings the more important you are
rose thorn
I love that cities of sigmar despite literally being on the losing end of all things and is barely managing them selves would rather be racist and classist then accept help from poor people or reclaimed
fervent geode
It’s beyond dumb but Nostramo is planet dumbass
rose thorn
“Dumbass we aren’t gonna die we’re rich”
storm jungle
CSM bias spotted, drone strike initiated
surreal nest
@arctic talon I must @ you with one more killteam question I apologize
Are ratlings as busted as they sound? You play against them?
rose thorn
Were you a NL fan before the bricky episode
arctic talon
<@255478624851853312> I must @ you with one more killteam question I apologize
...
They’re annoying as fuck
I hate them pl
fervent geode
“Dumbass we aren’t gonna die we’re rich”
Kosomir approved statement
arctic talon
They’re not super broken
surreal nest
Their rules sound obnoxious
fervent geode
100 more purges
arctic talon
But they’re like omega obnoxious lol
vagrant fox
<:Sadgetar:860002805486190662>
Should have stayed Word Bearer, know your place, freaky boy
surreal nest
Unfortunately sound right up my alley of being comedically slippery
fervent geode
Should have stayed Word Bearer, know your place, freaky boy
I’ll go back to Word Bearer when my bet expires
So like June
arctic talon
I obliterate that dog with the might of a thousand suns everytime I can
surreal nest
That stupid chud dog
The dog like makes the little rats scatter right
arctic talon
Yeah
surreal nest
So funny
I guess Deathwatch is sold tf out so I might pick them up instead
Choosing between Wolf Scouts or Ratlings and I feel evil now
rose thorn
GSC can’t take ratlings so 0/10 warband
surreal nest
Ratlings are too smart to fall for get rich quick schemes
rose thorn
Ratlings are too smart to fall for get rich quick schemes
Their genetics are so ass the virus is better off without them
fervent geode
Choosing between Wolf Scouts or Ratlings and I feel evil now
Choose ratlings
rose thorn
Also like gsc HATE ratlings
surreal nest
Their genetics are so ass the virus is better off without them
That is so mean
fervent geode
I’ve never played against them but at least they aren’t SW
rose thorn
The pauper princes to out of their way to exterminate ratlings
fervent geode
Also like *gsc HATE ratlings*
Bruh
spare osprey
That stupid chud dog
What, the Ratling box's dog?
surreal nest
Idk I really like phobos armor ngl
rose thorn
Phobos fucks
fervent geode
Idk I really like phobos armor ngl
True but like
surreal nest
Good models
vagrant fox
I’ll go back to Word Bearer when my bet expires
Not very Night Lord of you to honour a bet
rose thorn
Good models
I wanna see this killteam kitbashes into other sm chapters
fervent geode
Not very Night Lord of you to honour a bet
It’s the Word Bearer in me, gonna curse the fuck out of the perpetrator when I’m back tho
vagrant fox
I want to give it a -2 but I'll let it slide
storm jungle
WE ARE