#40k-lore-chat
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The Mechanicus would be soooo good if it was good. But the authors can't do it. They don't have the gall.
now i'm annoyed by restless dead again I should mailbomb nottingham
most authors can't think outside da box
therefore
let araki write a 40k book
it would be hilarious
^
PHIL KELLY!!!! (Said in the same way Guts screams Griffith's name).
the most powerful nuclear weapon ever had its shockwave circle the Earth three times
No joke when we keep on scaling that thing that thing can literally end an entire planet's atmosphere
I mean, to be fair, Rogue Trader went the path of saying IoM stopped using Atomics because other ordnance types were just that much more destructive lol
Send the Zillo Beast to Nottingham.
I would like to see the imperium lmao some souped up tsar bombas imperator/indomitus/generic name atomics on to some tyranids
and actually
Of all things
Herman Von Strab was implied to have used nukes on Orks of all thins
during inital stages of 2nd Armageddon war
A big enough nuke could be used for Exterminatus.
^
Actually I found it
we got planned nukes IRL that were strong enough to light up the atmosphere
Rad weapons (not radium) are basically banned
I think the only reason they don't is because the ship carrying it would be at risk, and at that point the Imperium don't want to risk losing the ship, rather than any scruples about Atomics or whatever.
knew it was something like that
(If that thing goes off inside the ship...yea. not pretty)
Irrad Cleanser ?
They downplay it as being no more potent than standard explosives, but they are no joke.
Project Sundial is so cool why can't 40k do something like that
God shes so hot
that's a form of it
So not banned ?
I love a woman that can straight up murder me
don't think they output the same amount of radiation as the others that's why
real
considering the rest kill worlds you're fighting on and when you're trying to conquer a place it's no beano unless straights are really dire
Try one that actually does try XD
Isn't there on of the Organitus that is just a radiation lamp ?
One of my main Tech-Priest homebrew characters has a nuke to use as a contingency in case of encountering a Tyranid Hive Fleet.
Anime-slop
sad that anime is hated so much :p
then again maybe I'm just in my eternally singledom mood for it :p
maybe I'll grow out of it one day
I can only find
Nova Cannon
Apoc Cannon
Hellfire missiles
Sonic weapons
Grav weapons
volcano cannon
Announced in 1954 by Hungarian–American physicist Edward Teller at a meeting of the Man Advisory Committee of the Atomic Energy Commission (AEC), it was intended to have a yield of 10 gigatons of TNT. If built and detonated, Sundial would have created a fireball up to 50 kilometers (30 miles) in diameter, instantly igniting everything within 400 kilometers (250 miles) and causing a magnitude 9 earthquake. It was thought that the explosion would lead to an apocalyptic nuclear winter
Your tech-priest can and must drop this on a civilian centre being overrun by 'nids
it's so cool
Malcador was right in making the primarchs female but not for the reason he thought of
Edward Teller is my most beloved physicist, only he had the clarity of vision
He's an Artisan requisitioned by the Inquisition, he has the power to do so if his lord lets him.
I do like how certain forms of exterminatus are inspired by Fermi's theory that the bomb might ignite the atmosphere
He found some archaic plans from the DAoT for that kind of nuke, and he kept it for personal usage.
Ok not Ordinatus but the Krios
pretty sure these are only horus heresy right? that's when the imperium was still using rad weapons more frequently but only against things that required it
like last resort type shit
The Skitarii throws around rad weapons like it's an expendable resource, and I love that about them.
there is a difference between radium and rad weapons
Still, they're great for liquifying the enemies of man.
they're listed completely separately from each other lol
Rad weapons and Radium are technically different even if they're both radiation based weapons
Rad weapons are energy weapons, radium weapons are physical projectiles coated in radiation.
rad weapons are like, just really radical man
Ah yea was just reading that
They still both emit the accurate blue glow of Cherenkov radiation.
Radium is more like using Depleted radioactive material for bullets
rad weapons also produce way more radiation
wdym accurate blue glow
cherenkov radiation only happens when radiation passes through another medium
i hate you
I think I misremember the terminology, but radiation is blue.
pretty sure radium in the guns are liquididy
radiation is invisible
yea this is what made me think they shot like electricity lmao
it's so far beyond the visible range
Glows blue. Not green.
so beautiful
it's caused by passing through the water
Jay no one cares
blocked
YES! YEEEES! THE SWEET ICHOR OF POWER! I MUST BATHE IN IT AND BE REBORN!
dont bring IRL science to this or you will be pulled apart by horses
Red Alert 2 Desolator says NO U
Cherenkov radiation is cool tho
GEM ALERT
where the fuck is the art of a vanguard shooting their rad weapons
Say that to the victims of Chernobyl man 
holy moly a servitor
I'm pretty sure the radium stuff is in liquid form so it could glow blue
I swear ive seen that helmet in Shrek or Monsters Inc
that's ZURG
i loved the look of those things
AURA
also yea these things
the fucking turrets being smaller robots is so 40k its killing me
Abaddon: Did we do it... did we beat... Zurgon...?
Angron: that was... woody....
you're right, I should rip off the GDI in Tiberian Sun for my sector independent human thingy
No i will not stop using this song for every single Cathay video
DISCORD
https://discord.gg/uky9mDk2kf
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Send in the avatars
Actually yeah even the grunts wouldn't be too too out for place for a slightly advanced thingy
I love using avatars to kill my own units so they get cool upgrades
To be honest command and conquer factions like that literally just work with 40K
they use this funny green rock to make their technology work
we've been there before we can do it again
it's just a chud dreadnought yaeh
remember how kane just kaned all over the scrin
tiberium is green so
Brotehrhood of Nod as an actual 40k faction definitely works
Scrin also
Yes, even with their crippling Tiberium addiction
Metal Omega mod goes hard in making Red alert/YR story 40k levels of saga like lol
crazy that if Joseph D. Kucan dyes his facial hair he still looks almost the same at 61
it's like how kurt russel has looked the same for 40 years
yes im rewatching escape from NY right now how can you tell
banned
you dont have any real authority sigsen
dilara ban him
your words have no power here
Oh well I tried
The imperial navy has individual torpedos with 500 gigaton warheads 
So i guess nukes are only used for exterminatus lol
yea but thats the navy, im saying in general lol
theres plans IRL of nukes with 1000 gigatons
obviously never made because no one is that insane but its there lmao
Because people are cowards
The world's actual arsenal has never exceeded 20 gigatons afaik
Tsar bomba was a 50 megaton bomb scaled down from a 100 megaton plan
Yeah 500 gigatons would literally be a complete extinction event lmao
500 gigatons is five chicxulub impacts
Wait no i hate fucking mixed units
Ok calm down there Woodrow Wilson
Chicxulub was 100k gigatons
So 2000 imperial torpedos
And life survived!
Mammal W
the Imperium is wise and sensible, if they can't have a planet no one can
Dinosaur L
It makes sense when a planet is LOST lost, like to a hive fleet or turning into a daemon world
I imagine there's not a practical way to do it to tomb worlds or they'd do it more
They blow up tomb worlds all the time
Can I eat warpstone?
And as a Skaven?
it's good for the rats
I like how scrungly it is
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How creative the man can be when he's not shackled to making Space Marines
does anyone have a high quality copy of the Horus Heresy black books? Some of the ones I found fucking suck 
need this in bolt action
GEM ALERT
Unfortunately thats all we got mostly, theres not any good scans of them because most people just didnt bother
Most grounded wunderwaffen idea
unfortunate
Welp, time to try and find Imperial Armour now
Konflict 38 or whatever that games called
Konflict 47
Freaky thing
Whats with the Belgians
Well fuck you too ya inbred islander
Persecuted for mild inter euro racism smh
I thought this was scythe/iron harvest
Scythe doesn't have any biochemical stuff afaik
God what I would give for a Scythe Battlefield game 🙏
I need a good WWII game
All right guess what faction I like to play
It's going to be very obvious if you know me
They tend to build very costly things but it hits hard
Yep
Bears are a lot more bulky and
Looks like an iron bunker decided to walk on legs
@storm jungle wheres the rest of flesh abd steel?
Up yer ass and to the left
die badly
What?
its
flesh and steel
‘We’ll have more of Probator Noctis’ misdemeanours after we’ve eaten.’
when is dinner over
So you finished the novel?
yes
Well thats it lol
fuckk
thats so fucking sucks
peak being ignored? thats a warhammer certified classic right there
Black Legion is almost 10 years old ADB should be chained to the desk
^ genuinely
like its so sad because the entire Horus Heresy has finisihed and he STILL hasnt did the 3rd book, lazy fuck
i saw some comments about his novella being attached to the dark heresy collectors like FINISH BLACK LEGION
very funny stuff
I am so excited for Dork Hennessy its unreal
back to the abnett mines i guess
also funny when i finished the nl trilogy but who's stupid face was staring at me on the back cover other than mister black legion abbadon himself
GRRM vs ADB...
ADB at least still writes

that fat fuck cannot do anything but collect paychecks lol
LOL
Lol
BRUH
So does George he just doesnt write ASOIAF
AND GOOD FOR HIM
Which is the worst part
Nah, George stinks
lol
i look forward to brandon sanderson finishin asoiaf
i am indifferent however i do appreciate authors getting paid in perpetuity
there isnt any way to defend what he does lol
as the book business is not easy to live off of
👎
It'll be the most okay book of all time and that'll be funny
im indifferent as I've never read asoif and i don't know anything about that Santa Claus looking guy
Bro when the choices to finish a book or post a photo of yourself next to one of the greatest scientific triumphs ever
I JUST THINK AUTHORS SHOULD BE PAID
First three books are good at least
is that so wrong
eh
He literally is living a rich life
Wrong opinion
my man be doing anything but writing
no
like I'm not out here saying please please don't be mean to George
False, crucify GRRM
I WILL SELL GEORGE INTO WHITE SLAVERY FOR BLOOD & FIRE
After the 4th book they're just okay but before that they're popping
i just think with the history of critically acclaimed authors being left with nothing after unprecedented success it should be noted that its good for an author to be paid
honestly i think I'm dying on a hill i didn't mean to climb up
Evil opinion
Dance is great what are you on about laddy
It's okay
Sigsen is not known for based opinions
also I've not read asoif because my dad kept telling me to read it and i don't like my dad so i didn't!
based
I am, actually. Mother said I'm very based
unbased
hating our dad gang
Listen bro at this point I'm just here to look at art of Bittersteel tonguing his half-brothers throat
what the FUCK
She said, feigning ignorance
i read asoiaf when i had a 2 hour commute to highschool the audiobooks were peam train ride filler
I said, smashing your skull in with a baseball bat
Targaryens are yaoi-coded. Even the women, hence the tragedy
ridefiller
never read again
these zoomers man
I've decided you're defending jerk rowling because of this statement
Buy eat some avocado toast
i mean i read galaxy in flames on the train to Warsaw
i'm old
cause it was like 6 hours
and i didn't wanna use my phone cause nobody let's you charge anything in poland
and all the plugs never work
FROM WHO? THE FUCKING MOOSE?
THEY DON'T DO COMMERCE OR AGGRICULTURE
IDIOT
People should read good books instead of Englandslop, like Red Rising
avocado doesn't even grow in norway
i read a bunch of classic scifi forever ago because i figured i should read the scifi classics
this taught me that you really, really don't need to read the scifi classics
I stopped reading books a while ago I just read the event files for Hearts of Iron 4 alt history mods
zoomer
One should always have read Dr. Frankenstein, and that is scifi
Outside of them being good there's no real reason to
Hyperion zoots
i really liked Roger zelaznys stuff, sci fi from a time it was barely seperable from fantasy
there's so much sexual assault in the classics
plus it was my shelfs as a kid
If I lived on an Ecumenpolis NOTHING would stop me. With the end goal to move to an O'Neill cylinder
the ringworld should be renamed round fuckworld
so i read cause we were poor and didn't have cable
but i still like man kzin wars more
@vagrant fox go back to your Alderson disk, loser
apparently it's still around believe it or not
I'm too Chad to know what a disk is
just naming shit you saw in the stellaris megastructures mod
also ugh i guess i liked dune i guess ugh
I've read a couple of the Azimov novels, more so to have a historical appreciation rather than one for those books
When I was like 11 I picked up an old-ass book on these concepts and so it was just setting up the domino that would elad to my Stellaris addiction
I've been meaning to read Dune in forever but I cba
ridiculous structure on every level
im currently working to get some English copies of stanislaw lem books because i live in poland i have to before they let me become a citizen
That's colours
I would say kinda like reading Dracula is not everyone's cup of tea (loved it), but if you're a Fantasy literature fan, you ought to read it to know how those books later shaped literature
don't get me fucking started on the other dune books
biggest waste of my time in my life
Shut up letoooo PLEASE
dracula's great
and i read the Bible for no reason
Read... WWZ
i wish it had a samurai just so we could have the complete weirdo ensemble in a period novel
I had a class trip where some chud wouldn't stop reading the bible out loud so I basically read that
reckon it could be
actually reading the Bible wasn't really a waste of time there was a lot of crazy shit in the last half
The bible is so unbelievably boring
the star dragon that heralds the end times never came up in church
Religious texts not known for the gripping story-telling
the king james bible is a beautiful work of religious poetry that should be destroyed forever
But I was a kid when I did so maybe I'm biased
The new Testament is so lame, except the Apocalypse stuff, that's a little bit interesting
it's such a fuckass translation
That's the kind of message that gets me temp banned again
Also a mistranslation
but yeah working to get English copies of the most important polish writer in poland is HARD
i wanna read the invincible so bad bro please poland just give me a library or SOMETHING
if you said that in Warsaw they'd turn you into a Cutlet
Idk last time I visited everything single thing was dubbed over or translated you couldn't get anything not in polish
the most important writer in poland? andrzej sapkowski?
Shoutout to early Christianity where the Romans were like "This dumb FOID religion" because to was like "You cant cheat on your wife and its not good to be mean to her" so it had a ton of women spreading it grassroots style
no he's a bum
i didnt know poland discovered writing
yeah
and apparently hates Spanish people insanely badly
he sucks lmao
The Prussians wouldn't tell you this
Me in Civ 5 when they build great Library first
i'm glad he lost the royalties from the witcher games by being a bitch about it, that's so fucking funny
since when are you a history nerd
no stanislaw lem, he's one of the most foundational sci fi writers of the 60s and 70s
the word robot is polish too isnt it
it's crazy learning the influence he had over greater sci fi
Hell did we do to him?
I KNOW RIGHT
Like he means Spain and im like bro this is advanced racism
what the fuck did spainards do
tbf spain is indeed the third world of europe
Poor
it's the privilege of weird eastern european mfs to hold on to perceived beef with people who don't know they exist
and poland is the 4th world of Europe
Spain should be destroyed
no
poland is the first world of eastern europe which isn't saying much
the doctor who prescribes my hrt is in spain
You'd be skinned if you called Poland an eastern European country
Rage bait master
the english robot is derived from german robot which is derived from czech robota which comes from some slavic root word or another
polish people can call themselves central europeans as much as they want. they still sound russian
you can't rage bait me about poland I'm not a citizen yet
right, czech
i wish
I think you can ask any country from west of Germany and they'll agree that Poland is Eastern Europe
i'm not ragebaiting anyone in particular
A bunch of poles get mad when you bring up their history that isn't "we were conquered"
prague is so fucking beautiful
i'm just a hater
are you in east or west poland
south
ghoulish
the very bottom
idk what the stereotype for south is
poor innit
silisea or whatever it's called
Larpers
Silesia is an evil area
so basically slovakian
I MOVED HERE 6 MONTHS AGO OKAY
wtf is a slovakia
you can't call me a polish larper bro
the not slovenia
For Slovaks
what's a slovak
Idk
nonexistent country
a slav variety
delete it
delete all nations
There are so many different types of slavs
I should make a map of civilized areas in Europe
we're getting dangerously close toyugoslav type discussion
israel has no right to exist? NO country has a right to exist
Going from west to east stop at the Rhine
except poland a number one yeah baby polska gurom
no you see, i say things out of pure ignorance
therefore it cant be racist or nationalist
Starting in the west at the Garonne and ending at the east in the Odra
Starting in the south from the Po and ending in the north at the fuckin uhh, Glomma
exclude england from this
the only things i enjoy about poland are its food and the amount of queer people there
it's like the eatern european hub for femboys
yeah it's been nice
Poland is fine, I wonder how different it is now. Last time I visited the village I was staying at was 50% roofed
i work the convention circles with my wife I've become friends with many trans people
Warsaw the glorious woke city in the sea is grey slop
a shining beacon of gay agenda
nice to meet trans people in person instead of online no offense to you wokies
Everyone is more pleasant in person
the internet has been a disaster for the human race
I don't like other queers online a lot of the time because they're annoying but they're cool in person
i exist in real life too
no you dont
proof it
Nah
you're AI
you're code tangles
you're not getting pics that easy
made up of thoughts and hopes caught in cyberspace
Usually the case, I stay away from most LGBT spheres because I just get annoyed. This doesn't happen IRL at all
so there is a method
You gotta try sometimes
I saw this already
woah spicy
why don't you have grass
she ate all the grass
cause they just built that road
Norway confirmed grasslet
i had a car accident on road like this
also all the good soil for grass was scraped off by the glaciers
during the last ice age
good times
and dumped in the ocean to become denmark
this just further proves my theory that nordic countries look like rural canada
false
except with horrible food
All the Norwayslop ended up as Denmark it's a little sad
it's nice here
why does the Baltic sea look like someone jorking their big hog
Sentencing you to eat skerpikjøt
the swedish are so fucking abnormal thude
The Swedes are weird as fuck
Finns are weirder but they're Finns
personality called racism
every swede I've met has been insanely normal and all told me that norwegians are freaks
their personality: they had an empire a couple hundred years ago and they can't fucking let it go
psyop
they still think it makes them special
the effects of thinking you're the special country chosen by God
happened to my buddy America once
Weirdass people who think they're kings of the north
every finnish person i've met online has been an ass but i assume it's just bad luck
all they do is say racist shit and vote right
They're just like that until you make friends with them
yeah there's plenty of lovely fins
no i think it's the people i met who are just asses
also possible
In my experience Finns are just vaguely assholes until they warm up to you
there's a reason they stand in queues the way they do
Finns really don't appreciate when you remind them what side of WWII they were on
i dont think they care
Completely normal Finnish queueing behaviour
vodka is too high class for fins, give them kilju
every time I've made the comment I get an erm achkually
do swedish people care about the money they sent to germany
Finns dont even got a dog in that race other than "Fuck Soviets bottom text"
no
god i hate sweden
no one answered my Baltic sea question
WW2 wise
Most social Finn gathering
sweden doesnt get shit on enough for WW2
Sweden was focused on the guap in WWII
sweden was "neutral" in world war 2
danish territory is why
which is to say they funnelled all their industry into nazi germany so they'd leave them alone
bitch move
then they helped allies when the war shifted
Smartest thing they can do to not get invaded
At least they hid the Danish jews
the king of norway told hitler to fuck off and then immediately fled as they bombed his home
norway was based
Lmfao
knowing they'd bomb his home, mind
people dont talk a lot about norway in WW2
So true they should have gotten invaded and then not be a safe haven for thousands fleeing Nazi Germany. As we know, the moral high ground is superior to avoiding brutal occupation and holocaust
but it did its part
i'm being vague and saying "his home" because i don't know what he lived in at the time, seeing as how it was bombed
Like tf were they supposed to do
Moreso the Brits carried
every act of resistance helps when you're facing literal nazis
I think Norway surrendered in like 60 days
compliance is only letting them win
we'd been independent for less than like 40 years at the time, we had no military
quisling, oh man
Kinda funny that the Danish and Norwegian kings were siblings and they acted a bit differently
Norwegians also helped the Brit navy nail the German navy
so when we got our freedom at the end of the 1800s, we put in our constitution that there would never be a death penalty
after world war 2, we erased that bit of constitution, killed quisling, then put it back in
Lmfao
sometimes you gotta make exceptions i guess
Quisling had it coming
he's like top 3 traitors ever
and also we changed the bit that said it was illegal for jews to live in norway
yay norway
devious
The pfp really does the work
it does
Green goblin mask
Very funny image
and then, so you don't get the wrong impression of my fuckass country, we started a cultural genocide campaign against travelers and roma that included forced sterilization, taking away their children, imprisoning them and killing their horses
coulda just fucking kept quisling in charge, thanks guys
the kind of face your friend makes before shouting the vilest slur known to man
Jay friends with slur-yellers. Interesting.
Europeans love making fun of Americans being racist and when you bring up Gypsies they turn into Himmler
I mean it a "whataboutism" though, America's racism also sucks lol
this fingerpointing match has always been stupid
"It's different they're not people"
that too
Two things can be true but I'm being disingenous
Same thing.
Frits Clausen could've faced some harsher punishments in Denmark but he died in '47 so whatever ig
Now let's talk about Turks and Greeks
don't call them that
literally every modern nation has committed pogroms/genocide
Now let's talk about Bosnians and Serbs
it's roma for the roma, traveler for the travelers
The face of Danish naziism, studly
Peter Griffin
europe just quietly agreed to be extremely racist towards gypsies huh
idk why
FUCKING
Probably because they have a long and storied history of travelling around the continent robbing people
Serbians LOVE to brag about shooting down one (1) plane by pure luck and also claim they were so unfairly attacked by NATO with their numerous camps dedicated to forced impregnation
Yugoslavians arguing who has the better NPC country from at their homeless shelter in Berlin
Romani are from the Indian subcontinent somewhere, Romanians are just roman larpers
i play romania in hoi4 a lot therefore im considered a cultural expert
Sorry S*rbs the genocide will stop
also i fucked a romanian
i hate that fucking single f-117 shootdown so much, if you read into it it was so incredibly fucking lucky
They were encroaching on NATO's respectful business of arms markets to be fair very understandable
I learned the entire game as hungary
but it somehow culturally tanked the concept of airplane stealth
Something about the tie really pulls this whole picture together

It's how tiny and chudly his tie is
albania is the new York of world
It's so stupid lol
country fell to a Ponzi scheme in the 90s btw
My mom dated a Serbian gun-runner for a while and he used to be like "You cant come i'm selling a handgun to someone" and then that relationship didnt last that long
that implies it's a developped country
this is a quote from former New York mayor eric Adams
He completely failed to get nazi ideology off the ground in Denmark despite the occupation and help from the Germans, Frits was a total girlfailure
Ruined my fucking basketball team during covid smh
RIP Nets
Ever see the British fascist in the 30s
Deserved
dumbass sport
could you post like twenty to fourty percent less ironic chud shit
Dude looks like a chudjak
Jay and I are banting relax
New York State senator teaches parents how to properly spy on their children.
i hope all the WW2 fascists got shot in the head fr
We've been doing this for years
please
Chud ^
This popular knapsack, with many different locations
eric Adams came back to new York and said new York is the Alaina of the united states
Something as simple as a crack pipe, a used crack pipe
most of them did except for some really notorious ones like Mengele
it's ok cinless i'll get his ass one day, i'm playing the long game
Behind the picture frame you can find bullets
Most of the migrated to America or Russia
the Trials were also a sham lol
Pretty much exclusively America or Spain or Argentina
Russia was more of a by force thing
Yea same thing
So many of them worked for the CIA
The white Devils
Hell Otto Skorzeny became an Israeli agent 😭
Argentinians
argentinians welcoming nazis with open arms because they're racist
Both the Americans and Soviets started their own independent Paperclip assuming the other one would do the same
argentinians act like they're not south american
brother yall are just mexicans to us
^ gringo
Uhhh Chud Jay
They're calling it the Whitest message every sent
im sorry had to say it
I thought Jay was Indian
fuck argentinians
you didn't
Fate worse than death
no my account is merely based in india
cringed in india
hitting this button like a call of duty kill streak
all my south american friends hate argentinia
Like 90% white and annoying
Jay do you want to come to my Bachelor party
Imperialism is good when WE do it - Argentina
Wouldnt your bachelor party be filled with like racist republicans
only if i can read your best posts here aloud
Jay do you wanna come to Ecuador with me
You'd fit right in, crackkker
No my core group of friends are just nerds and goofballs
Yea so racist republicans

It'd be the most diverse gathering ever. Its really fucked up how tolerant the racist community is
I'm mostly non white shut yo Am*kkkan ass up
Never ask a Ecclesiarch the race of his wife
did you ever see the 4chan /pol meetup and they were all indian
or varying degrees of south american
that one picture of sgt lockjaw
Every Nord Supremacist has a Khajit wife
Do you think the Tau forehead thingy can be used to do some hentai-adjacent brainfuck thing
Hell yeah
shut your damn mouth
Do you think you would take more than one push of the electric chair button to fry
google Blindwildcat
Also you're a dumbass
every nordic white supremacist i've seen looks like they were hit with a hammer while still inside the womb
idk if swedish people just look like that
We are talking about skyrim idiot
didnt ask
Oh let me get something
Jay is always focused on his right wing politcal narrativer
https://fxtwitter.com/wyahk/status/2055725270540206164?s=20 the glorious american build
How is it possible to even get this kind of build
Quoting Coop™️ (@imyycooper)
︀
I wanna know what else they did in that Walmart
oh my god
Yeah I know them
bro is a genestealer
Mothership zeta hybrid
"them"
doesnt know
how tf does somebody obtain a body shape like that
boypregnant
I will build Anton Lavey helbrute to reform the nazi satanic party of america
i had a guy who'd come into the Wendy's i worked at who i could best describe as built like this + quaddo from total recall
Lol
that's like a beer belly forgot to wear its bra
just a low and misaligned twisted gut
Do you expect me to track the real life idents of all the guro artists in the world
Dude has a cod zombies wall buy as a tattoo
looks punchable
and he was a complete dickhead
What is guro
god can you just
Bruh what the fuck did I walk in on
such a funny movie
Banger movie
Me and Jay were being racist now we're talking about porn and distended stomachs
The death of Stalin is great
i can imagine siggy laughing the whole time he's watching no country for old men
like a psycho would
why im transitioning
I enjoyed that film
George Russell mentioned im seeing red
Oh so you know its porn, huh? 
You were talking about fucking tau heads of course it's porn
the hard part is getting the right body shape tho
Well, he ulted. Got me there
yeah fitting a suit jacket is hard work
this is not protective gear for riding a bike
it's important to keep realistic transition goals in mind (but maybe if i work really hard i can look like bayonetta)
Cosplayers will do everything but lose the weight
thats why you cosplay as an ork
That Mordian Iron Guard cosplay haunts me
I think if I lose more weight it would be unhealthy for me

if you ride a bike every day you will need to buy new pants cause of the cheek growth
send pls
I believe you you're Chinese
peak
My ass cannot gain muscle mass compared to my friends or my fucking gf send help
It’s not even like I don’t eat healthy
💀
God
don't focus too much on eating healthy, if you want to gain mass you just need to eat more
i met this guy
That one is so fucking funny
weak
If I eat too much I throw up smh
coward
refer to eat 1 million hamburgers
i just schlorped down four wholeass vegan burritos today
nurgle's blessing
don't eat too much just eat more often
gives you that great unclean one vomit ranged weapon
eat whenever you're bored and get a weight problem like a respectable american
you can calorie count for gaining weight too
i love eating
I dont
Tbh I’m at a healthy weight so I’m pretty indifferent lol
well it's fine then
why tf do you care then
but if you want to put on muscle you gotta eat
food is such an innate joy, it communicates so much
drink geneseed
But my ass cannot gain it well
you need some protein boy
Brother, I’m not drinking the gene sperm
I do eat protein smh
you're already lean that's like 90% of the work
stop being an asian hybrid then you'll gain muscle
i got it where it counts is all
If it works it works
yeah lose some genes
yeah eat some radium
sue her
No
im like the tallest person in poland it fucks me up im not even that tall
get leg transplants
I should be happy I ended up on the taller end of what was likely
start mewing
Don’t those cripple you lol
i keep having this like mental game of "child or short person"
yes
what do you do with 2 sets of legs
The weird ass leg lengthening surgery
happened to my buddy jack hanma
i am 6'6 and naturally very big in every dimension, sucks for me but w/e
i do like being strong though
DAMN
I know a legal dwarf who wanted more height so he got the leg lengthening surgery and now he can't walk at all
rip bozo
Deadlift a truck
Bruh
Genuinely that surgery seems so fucking dangerous
god my arms are weak as hell lol
my wife is so much stronger than me oh no
oh yeah like those incels obsessed with looksmaxxing
i only do leg exercises because i hate using my arms
i just bike cause it gets me to work
Bruh
estrogen
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
lmfao
it's funny cause she's a full head shorter than me
bro that looks just like this guy i hated in college
We dont care about your shitty backstory bruh, stop ruining my memes
so it all started in my third semester...
she's stronger than me cause i have a slow heart rate and blood problems
bro is NOT kingpin
I have seen 4 different edits of this inage where they have shirts implying some form of pegging or sexual assault (where a woman is breaking into a male-dominated field)
so my body is just weaker as a result
fisk means fish
Try to have 1 normal message for once please
my resting normal heart rate is 60 to 65
implying he's a girl now?
which is what most people have when they're ASLEEP
yea
queenpin
it's funny though i went to a cardiologist and had all these tests done on me
Would you love me, if I was anything but what I am?
Not really.
You are banned btw
please
and they were like "well you have a slow heart rate but not too slow so get outta here"
like if it was a little slower I'd be taking medicine daily
if you can't wrestle with your wife what's the point tbh
my heart rate is always too fast prob because of anxiety
oops, speaking of E, nearly forgot the evening dose
good girl pills
If wrestling is fake why did my wife not move for 90 minutes after I chokeslammed her through a table
They inject the prostate cancer
because it's wreal
stling
it's funny every time i wrestle with my wife we're doing it the same way 10 year olds on the playground do
First guy to propose a prostate exam must have gotten MAD looks from the gang
there's all this fearmongering about feminizing hrt increasing the risk of certain kinds of cancer, but it also dramatically reduces the risk of other kinds
plus we don't even know that much yet so stf up ho
what doesn't cause cancer these days we got plastic in our nutsacks
breast cancer is also way more treatable than the kinds you get from testosterone afaik
yep
GW's grand masterplan to turn mankind into plastic miniatures
Actually the microplastic studies might be wrong. They didnt use cleanroom gloves and contaminated every sample with nitrile
lmao
cause breast cancer's prevention and treatment research got crazy good funding
big breast strikes again
If you would see what I posted yesterday or the day before that you'll be aware I know this
big breasts...
-2 lore chat poster ranking
real
i must be at the bottom of your list sigsen
no
you keep demoting me
lol
lmao
whos anteater guy
what was it again
Thats too parasocial relationship unless you're buying me nitro and we e-sex
lmfao
tf is the name
Peak.
A lot of the "Oh it increases your chances of getting X" is just their fearmongering way of saying you're going to have the same risk any woman has because it's more common in women.
if quar so good why doesnt it have chaos
If I get low enough an integer overload shoots me to number 1
yep
and women live longer than men biologically speaking!!!
no I just keep the records + I'm not a computer I can count negatively to infinity
Heh...Never say never...
When I become smart
that's just a picture of sigsen i assumed
I used to have a theme fir every pfp I ever had
no makeup
he's not good enough for worthikids
I used to always have Bats
he should be much trashier
The animal
I'm a brunette, alas
evidence or never happened
shortly after i started using the sienna pfp someone complained that it was hard to keep track of people changing their pfps, so i just never changed it again
That person is not snart
Snart
i'm just the resident furry here so i change names and pfp's often
people remember
Snart, he said
This is the only pic you get from me
That's Cinless's picture!!
omg sigsen that looks so similar to norway
yea crazy
proof it
wheres the grass sigsen
idk I something about a new road
guys you ever
'that looks like UK dirt
we got a geoguesser over here
you can actually tell it's not denmark because there's nothing in denmark as tall as this bit here
there's nothing in denmark as tall as you cinless
youre not even on it
irrelevant
how do you know he's not a tree
I'm Faroese so I add a little bit of height
irrelephant
irish elephant
fluffy jane
mysterious chud or something
no the jay cant be modified
Not even the worst screenshot of my words taken here
femmy jay
Idiot Jay
