#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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Atomics in Dune are kinda more explainable but yea

winged silo
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The Mechanicus would be soooo good if it was good. But the authors can't do it. They don't have the gall.

vagrant fox
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now i'm annoyed by restless dead again I should mailbomb nottingham

languid meadow
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most authors can't think outside da box

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therefore

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let araki write a 40k book

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it would be hilarious

storm jungle
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^

winged silo
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PHIL KELLY!!!! (Said in the same way Guts screams Griffith's name).

queen laurel
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the most powerful nuclear weapon ever had its shockwave circle the Earth three times

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No joke when we keep on scaling that thing that thing can literally end an entire planet's atmosphere

raven stone
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I mean, to be fair, Rogue Trader went the path of saying IoM stopped using Atomics because other ordnance types were just that much more destructive lol

winged silo
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Send the Zillo Beast to Nottingham.

vagrant fox
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I would like to see the imperium lmao some souped up tsar bombas imperator/indomitus/generic name atomics on to some tyranids

raven stone
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and actually

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Of all things

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Herman Von Strab was implied to have used nukes on Orks of all thins

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during inital stages of 2nd Armageddon war

winged silo
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A big enough nuke could be used for Exterminatus.

storm jungle
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^

languid meadow
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Actually I found it

storm jungle
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we got planned nukes IRL that were strong enough to light up the atmosphere

languid meadow
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Rad weapons (not radium) are basically banned

raven stone
languid meadow
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knew it was something like that

raven stone
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(If that thing goes off inside the ship...yea. not pretty)

celest dome
winged silo
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They downplay it as being no more potent than standard explosives, but they are no joke.

vagrant fox
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Project Sundial is so cool why can't 40k do something like that

rancid cove
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God shes so hot

languid meadow
celest dome
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So not banned ?

celest dome
languid meadow
rancid cove
languid meadow
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considering the rest kill worlds you're fighting on and when you're trying to conquer a place it's no beano unless straights are really dire

raven stone
celest dome
winged silo
celest dome
raven stone
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sad that anime is hated so much :p

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then again maybe I'm just in my eternally singledom mood for it :p

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maybe I'll grow out of it one day

languid meadow
vagrant fox
# winged silo One of my main Tech-Priest homebrew characters has a nuke to use as a contingenc...

Announced in 1954 by Hungarian–American physicist Edward Teller at a meeting of the Man Advisory Committee of the Atomic Energy Commission (AEC), it was intended to have a yield of 10 gigatons of TNT. If built and detonated, Sundial would have created a fireball up to 50 kilometers (30 miles) in diameter, instantly igniting everything within 400 kilometers (250 miles) and causing a magnitude 9 earthquake. It was thought that the explosion would lead to an apocalyptic nuclear winter

Your tech-priest can and must drop this on a civilian centre being overrun by 'nids

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it's so cool

rancid cove
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Malcador was right in making the primarchs female but not for the reason he thought of

vagrant fox
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Edward Teller is my most beloved physicist, only he had the clarity of vision

winged silo
languid meadow
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I do like how certain forms of exterminatus are inspired by Fermi's theory that the bomb might ignite the atmosphere

winged silo
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He found some archaic plans from the DAoT for that kind of nuke, and he kept it for personal usage.

languid meadow
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pretty sure these are only horus heresy right? that's when the imperium was still using rad weapons more frequently but only against things that required it

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like last resort type shit

winged silo
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The Skitarii throws around rad weapons like it's an expendable resource, and I love that about them.

languid meadow
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there is a difference between radium and rad weapons

winged silo
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Still, they're great for liquifying the enemies of man.

storm jungle
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wait there is?

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lol

languid meadow
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they're listed completely separately from each other lol

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Rad weapons and Radium are technically different even if they're both radiation based weapons

winged silo
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Rad weapons are energy weapons, radium weapons are physical projectiles coated in radiation.

crystal forum
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rad weapons are like, just really radical man

winged silo
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They still both emit the accurate blue glow of Cherenkov radiation.

celest dome
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Radium is more like using Depleted radioactive material for bullets

languid meadow
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rad weapons also produce way more radiation

crystal forum
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wdym accurate blue glow

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cherenkov radiation only happens when radiation passes through another medium

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i hate you

winged silo
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I think I misremember the terminology, but radiation is blue.

languid meadow
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pretty sure radium in the guns are liquididy

crystal forum
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radiation is invisible

storm jungle
crystal forum
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it's so far beyond the visible range

winged silo
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Glows blue. Not green.

languid meadow
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so beautiful

crystal forum
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it's caused by passing through the water

storm jungle
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Jay no one cares

crystal forum
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blocked

winged silo
storm jungle
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dont bring IRL science to this or you will be pulled apart by horses

raven stone
vagrant fox
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Cherenkov radiation is cool tho

storm jungle
languid meadow
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where the fuck is the art of a vanguard shooting their rad weapons

queen laurel
vagrant fox
languid meadow
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I'm pretty sure the radium stuff is in liquid form so it could glow blue

rancid cove
storm jungle
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not Monsters uh

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its Toy Story

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its Zerg's robots

languid meadow
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that's ZURG

storm jungle
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i loved the look of those things

languid meadow
storm jungle
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AURA

rancid cove
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more aura than abaddon

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ong

storm jungle
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also yea these things

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the fucking turrets being smaller robots is so 40k its killing me

rancid cove
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Abaddon: Did we do it... did we beat... Zurgon...?
Angron: that was... woody....

winged silo
vagrant fox
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you're right, I should rip off the GDI in Tiberian Sun for my sector independent human thingy

storm jungle
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you should

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GDI/NOD legit have great 40k designs

vagrant fox
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a big ol' hand for a barracks

languid meadow
winged silo
queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Actually yeah even the grunts wouldn't be too too out for place for a slightly advanced thingy

outer wave
queen laurel
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they use this funny green rock to make their technology work

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we've been there before we can do it again

celest dome
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What are they

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Skavens

vagrant fox
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yea

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kill this fool

vagrant fox
languid meadow
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I totally forgot C&C 3 added aliens

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Scrin...

vagrant fox
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remember how kane just kaned all over the scrin

queen laurel
raven stone
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Scrin also

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Yes, even with their crippling Tiberium addiction

raven stone
vagrant fox
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crazy that if Joseph D. Kucan dyes his facial hair he still looks almost the same at 61

crystal forum
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it's like how kurt russel has looked the same for 40 years

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yes im rewatching escape from NY right now how can you tell

vagrant fox
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banned

crystal forum
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you dont have any real authority sigsen

vagrant fox
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dilara ban him

crystal forum
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your words have no power here

vagrant fox
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Oh well I tried

winged jacinth
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The imperial navy has individual torpedos with 500 gigaton warheads KEKW_ogryn

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So i guess nukes are only used for exterminatus lol

storm jungle
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theres plans IRL of nukes with 1000 gigatons

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obviously never made because no one is that insane but its there lmao

vagrant fox
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Because people are cowards

winged jacinth
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The world's actual arsenal has never exceeded 20 gigatons afaik

storm jungle
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Yeah because again its insanity

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at that point you'd literally destroy the planet

winged jacinth
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Tsar bomba was a 50 megaton bomb scaled down from a 100 megaton plan

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Yeah 500 gigatons would literally be a complete extinction event lmao

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500 gigatons is five chicxulub impacts

languid meadow
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i love destroying valuable habitable planets

winged jacinth
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Wait no i hate fucking mixed units

languid meadow
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Ok calm down there Woodrow Wilson

winged jacinth
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Chicxulub was 100k gigatons

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So 2000 imperial torpedos

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And life survived!

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Mammal W

vagrant fox
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the Imperium is wise and sensible, if they can't have a planet no one can

winged jacinth
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Dinosaur L

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It makes sense when a planet is LOST lost, like to a hive fleet or turning into a daemon world

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I imagine there's not a practical way to do it to tomb worlds or they'd do it more

near wasp
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They blow up tomb worlds all the time

arctic talon
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blowing up tomb worlds just takes way more effort

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but its possible

timid pasture
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Can I eat warpstone?

vagrant fox
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Just crack the planet 4head

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You can but it's usually not a good idea

arctic talon
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not without bad mutations

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lol

timid pasture
arctic talon
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Good

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but still mutations

vagrant fox
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it's good for the rats

arctic talon
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not my image, made by someone on the 40k discord lol

vagrant fox
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I like how scrungly it is

rocky gale
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How creative the man can be when he's not shackled to making Space Marines

rancid cove
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does anyone have a high quality copy of the Horus Heresy black books? Some of the ones I found fucking suck NazrinHappi

viral halo
storm jungle
storm jungle
heady rivet
rancid cove
rocky gale
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Konflict 47

vagrant fox
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Freaky thing

rocky gale
vagrant fox
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Whats with the Belgians

celest dome
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Well fuck you too ya inbred islander

vagrant fox
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Persecuted for mild inter euro racism smh

languid meadow
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I thought this was scythe/iron harvest

celest dome
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Scythe doesn't have any biochemical stuff afaik

languid meadow
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Talking about the walker and heavy troopers

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Both are Saxony designs lol

celest dome
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God what I would give for a Scythe Battlefield game 🙏

viral halo
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I need a good WWII game

queen laurel
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It's going to be very obvious if you know me

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They tend to build very costly things but it hits hard

languid meadow
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Is it

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Rusviets

queen laurel
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Bears are a lot more bulky and

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Looks like an iron bunker decided to walk on legs

rancid cove
urban spire
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@storm jungle wheres the rest of flesh abd steel?

heady rivet
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Up yer ass and to the left

urban spire
heady rivet
urban spire
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its

queen laurel
storm jungle
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like, what is this question

urban spire
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‘We’ll have more of Probator Noctis’ misdemeanours after we’ve eaten.’

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when is dinner over

storm jungle
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So you finished the novel?

urban spire
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yes

storm jungle
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Well thats it lol

urban spire
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fuckk

storm jungle
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he hasnt written a continuation since kek

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ADB cant manage series' for shit

urban spire
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thats so fucking sucks

storm jungle
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tell me about it

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Crime is criminally ignored (pun intended) lol

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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Black Legion is almost 10 years old ADB should be chained to the desk

storm jungle
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^ genuinely

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like its so sad because the entire Horus Heresy has finisihed and he STILL hasnt did the 3rd book, lazy fuck

steel ingot
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i saw some comments about his novella being attached to the dark heresy collectors like FINISH BLACK LEGION

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very funny stuff

heady rivet
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I am so excited for Dork Hennessy its unreal

urban spire
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back to the abnett mines i guess

steel ingot
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also funny when i finished the nl trilogy but who's stupid face was staring at me on the back cover other than mister black legion abbadon himself

languid meadow
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GRRM vs ADB...

storm jungle
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ADB at least still writes

heady rivet
storm jungle
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that fat fuck cannot do anything but collect paychecks lol

languid meadow
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Is that Osama

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Oh wait nvm

storm jungle
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LOL

languid meadow
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Lol

storm jungle
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BRUH

heady rivet
steel ingot
heady rivet
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Which is the worst part

storm jungle
storm jungle
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lazy piece of shit

steel ingot
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lol

storm jungle
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I SWEAR GUYS

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NOVEL TOMORROW

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Okay george

urban spire
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i look forward to brandon sanderson finishin asoiaf

vagrant fox
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GRRM's busy writing Elden Ring incest

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Or whatever

steel ingot
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i am indifferent however i do appreciate authors getting paid in perpetuity

storm jungle
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Nothing to be indiffernet about

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he keeps lying

storm jungle
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there isnt any way to defend what he does lol

steel ingot
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as the book business is not easy to live off of

vagrant fox
steel ingot
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im indifferent as I've never read asoif and i don't know anything about that Santa Claus looking guy

queen laurel
storm jungle
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never read

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bro then your opinion goes into the deathstar trash-chute

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YEET

steel ingot
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I JUST THINK AUTHORS SHOULD BE PAID

vagrant fox
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First three books are good at least

steel ingot
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is that so wrong

urban spire
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eh

storm jungle
vagrant fox
queen laurel
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my man be doing anything but writing

urban spire
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they are okay

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oh, no? not okay?

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ok then

storm jungle
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no

steel ingot
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like I'm not out here saying please please don't be mean to George

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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False, crucify GRRM

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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After the 4th book they're just okay but before that they're popping

steel ingot
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i just think with the history of critically acclaimed authors being left with nothing after unprecedented success it should be noted that its good for an author to be paid

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honestly i think I'm dying on a hill i didn't mean to climb up

vagrant fox
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Evil opinion

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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It's okay

storm jungle
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Sigsen is not known for based opinions

steel ingot
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also I've not read asoif because my dad kept telling me to read it and i don't like my dad so i didn't!

urban spire
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based

vagrant fox
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I am, actually. Mother said I'm very based

storm jungle
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unbased

urban spire
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hating our dad gang

heady rivet
storm jungle
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what the FUCK

steel ingot
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lmao

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sure okay

heady rivet
urban spire
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i read asoiaf when i had a 2 hour commute to highschool the audiobooks were peam train ride filler

storm jungle
heady rivet
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Targaryens are yaoi-coded. Even the women, hence the tragedy

storm jungle
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never read again

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these zoomers man

vagrant fox
urban spire
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dilara that was almost 20 years ago

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i'm a millennial

storm jungle
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well yea thats even worst

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also yea zoomer

heady rivet
urban spire
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you're old

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these books are old

steel ingot
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i mean i read galaxy in flames on the train to Warsaw

urban spire
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i'm old

steel ingot
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cause it was like 6 hours

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and i didn't wanna use my phone cause nobody let's you charge anything in poland

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and all the plugs never work

urban spire
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THEY DON'T DO COMMERCE OR AGGRICULTURE

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IDIOT

vagrant fox
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People should read good books instead of Englandslop, like Red Rising

urban spire
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avocado doesn't even grow in norway

steel ingot
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read the classics like man kzin wars

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now THAT'S a sci fi anthology series

urban spire
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i read a bunch of classic scifi forever ago because i figured i should read the scifi classics
this taught me that you really, really don't need to read the scifi classics

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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zoomer

celest dome
urban spire
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frankenstein's fine

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i mean shit like ringworld

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the stars my destination

vagrant fox
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Hyperion zoots

steel ingot
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i really liked Roger zelaznys stuff, sci fi from a time it was barely seperable from fantasy

urban spire
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there's so much sexual assault in the classics

steel ingot
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plus it was my shelfs as a kid

heady rivet
urban spire
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the ringworld should be renamed round fuckworld

steel ingot
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so i read cause we were poor and didn't have cable

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but i still like man kzin wars more

heady rivet
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@vagrant fox go back to your Alderson disk, loser

steel ingot
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apparently it's still around believe it or not

vagrant fox
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I'm too Chad to know what a disk is

urban spire
steel ingot
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also ugh i guess i liked dune i guess ugh

celest dome
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I've read a couple of the Azimov novels, more so to have a historical appreciation rather than one for those books

urban spire
heady rivet
vagrant fox
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I've been meaning to read Dune in forever but I cba

urban spire
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ridiculous structure on every level

steel ingot
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im currently working to get some English copies of stanislaw lem books because i live in poland i have to before they let me become a citizen

vagrant fox
urban spire
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first dune: great

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second dune: pretty good, great time to stop

celest dome
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I would say kinda like reading Dracula is not everyone's cup of tea (loved it), but if you're a Fantasy literature fan, you ought to read it to know how those books later shaped literature

steel ingot
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don't get me fucking started on the other dune books

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biggest waste of my time in my life

languid meadow
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Shut up letoooo PLEASE

urban spire
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dracula's great

steel ingot
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and i read the Bible for no reason

languid meadow
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Read... WWZ

urban spire
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i wish it had a samurai just so we could have the complete weirdo ensemble in a period novel

heady rivet
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Bam Stroker

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Is this anything

vagrant fox
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I had a class trip where some chud wouldn't stop reading the bible out loud so I basically read that

urban spire
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reckon it could be

steel ingot
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actually reading the Bible wasn't really a waste of time there was a lot of crazy shit in the last half

languid meadow
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The bible is so unbelievably boring

steel ingot
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the star dragon that heralds the end times never came up in church

heady rivet
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Religious texts not known for the gripping story-telling

urban spire
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the king james bible is a beautiful work of religious poetry that should be destroyed forever

languid meadow
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But I was a kid when I did so maybe I'm biased

celest dome
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The new Testament is so lame, except the Apocalypse stuff, that's a little bit interesting

urban spire
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it's such a fuckass translation

vagrant fox
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That's the kind of message that gets me temp banned again

languid meadow
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Also a mistranslation

steel ingot
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but yeah working to get English copies of the most important polish writer in poland is HARD

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i wanna read the invincible so bad bro please poland just give me a library or SOMETHING

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if you said that in Warsaw they'd turn you into a Cutlet

vagrant fox
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Idk last time I visited everything single thing was dubbed over or translated you couldn't get anything not in polish

urban spire
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the most important writer in poland? andrzej sapkowski?

heady rivet
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Shoutout to early Christianity where the Romans were like "This dumb FOID religion" because to was like "You cant cheat on your wife and its not good to be mean to her" so it had a ton of women spreading it grassroots style

steel ingot
crystal forum
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i didnt know poland discovered writing

urban spire
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yeah

steel ingot
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and apparently hates Spanish people insanely badly

urban spire
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he sucks lmao

languid meadow
heady rivet
urban spire
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i'm glad he lost the royalties from the witcher games by being a bitch about it, that's so fucking funny

crystal forum
steel ingot
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no stanislaw lem, he's one of the most foundational sci fi writers of the 60s and 70s

urban spire
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the word robot is polish too isnt it

steel ingot
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it's crazy learning the influence he had over greater sci fi

spare osprey
steel ingot
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I KNOW RIGHT

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Like he means Spain and im like bro this is advanced racism

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what the fuck did spainards do

crystal forum
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tbf spain is indeed the third world of europe

languid meadow
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Poor

urban spire
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it's the privilege of weird eastern european mfs to hold on to perceived beef with people who don't know they exist

steel ingot
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and poland is the 4th world of Europe

vagrant fox
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Spain should be destroyed

urban spire
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no

crystal forum
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poland is the first world of eastern europe which isn't saying much

urban spire
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the doctor who prescribes my hrt is in spain

languid meadow
urban spire
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ok then

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failed soviet state

languid meadow
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Rage bait master

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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polish people can call themselves central europeans as much as they want. they still sound russian

steel ingot
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you can't rage bait me about poland I'm not a citizen yet

urban spire
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right, czech

steel ingot
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i wish

celest dome
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I think you can ask any country from west of Germany and they'll agree that Poland is Eastern Europe

urban spire
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i'm not ragebaiting anyone in particular

languid meadow
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A bunch of poles get mad when you bring up their history that isn't "we were conquered"

steel ingot
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prague is so fucking beautiful

urban spire
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i'm just a hater

steel ingot
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i wanna go back

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i was only there for a day

crystal forum
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are you in east or west poland

steel ingot
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south

vagrant fox
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ghoulish

steel ingot
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the very bottom

crystal forum
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idk what the stereotype for south is

vagrant fox
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poor innit

steel ingot
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silisea or whatever it's called

languid meadow
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Larpers

vagrant fox
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Silesia is an evil area

crystal forum
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so basically slovakian

steel ingot
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I MOVED HERE 6 MONTHS AGO OKAY

crystal forum
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wtf is a slovakia

steel ingot
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you can't call me a polish larper bro

vagrant fox
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the not slovenia

languid meadow
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For Slovaks

crystal forum
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what's a slovak

languid meadow
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Idk

crystal forum
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nonexistent country

vagrant fox
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a slav variety

crystal forum
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delete it

urban spire
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delete all nations

languid meadow
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There are so many different types of slavs

vagrant fox
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I should make a map of civilized areas in Europe

steel ingot
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we're getting dangerously close toyugoslav type discussion

urban spire
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israel has no right to exist? NO country has a right to exist

languid meadow
steel ingot
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except poland a number one yeah baby polska gurom

crystal forum
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therefore it cant be racist or nationalist

vagrant fox
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exclude england from this

crystal forum
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the only things i enjoy about poland are its food and the amount of queer people there

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it's like the eatern european hub for femboys

steel ingot
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yeah it's been nice

vagrant fox
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Poland is fine, I wonder how different it is now. Last time I visited the village I was staying at was 50% roofed

steel ingot
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i work the convention circles with my wife I've become friends with many trans people

languid meadow
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Warsaw the glorious woke city in the sea is grey slop

crystal forum
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a shining beacon of gay agenda

steel ingot
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nice to meet trans people in person instead of online no offense to you wokies

languid meadow
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Everyone is more pleasant in person

crystal forum
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the internet has been a disaster for the human race

languid meadow
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I don't like other queers online a lot of the time because they're annoying but they're cool in person

urban spire
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i exist in real life too

crystal forum
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no you dont

vagrant fox
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proof it

languid meadow
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Nah

crystal forum
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you're AI

steel ingot
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you're code tangles

urban spire
steel ingot
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made up of thoughts and hopes caught in cyberspace

vagrant fox
crystal forum
vagrant fox
vagrant fox
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I saw this already

crystal forum
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woah spicy

steel ingot
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wasteland

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what is this Texas

vagrant fox
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why don't you have grass

crystal forum
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she ate all the grass

urban spire
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cause they just built that road

vagrant fox
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Norway confirmed grasslet

steel ingot
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i had a car accident on road like this

urban spire
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also all the good soil for grass was scraped off by the glaciers

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during the last ice age

steel ingot
#

good times

urban spire
#

and dumped in the ocean to become denmark

crystal forum
#

this just further proves my theory that nordic countries look like rural canada

vagrant fox
#

false

urban spire
#

yeah it's taiga country

#

it's the same biome all around the top of earth

crystal forum
#

except with horrible food

vagrant fox
#

All the Norwayslop ended up as Denmark it's a little sad

crystal forum
#

norway is like

#

idk anything about norway

urban spire
#

it's nice here

crystal forum
#

why cant you just be swedish

#

be normal

steel ingot
#

why does the Baltic sea look like someone jorking their big hog

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

the swedish are so fucking abnormal thude

vagrant fox
#

The Swedes are weird as fuck

crystal forum
#

yeah they have PERSONALITY

#

unlike boring norwegians

vagrant fox
#

Finns are weirder but they're Finns

steel ingot
#

personality called racism

viral halo
#

every swede I've met has been insanely normal and all told me that norwegians are freaks

urban spire
#

their personality: they had an empire a couple hundred years ago and they can't fucking let it go

vagrant fox
#

psyop

urban spire
#

they still think it makes them special

steel ingot
#

the effects of thinking you're the special country chosen by God

#

happened to my buddy America once

vagrant fox
#

Weirdass people who think they're kings of the north

crystal forum
#

every finnish person i've met online has been an ass but i assume it's just bad luck

urban spire
#

all they do is say racist shit and vote right

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

yeah there's plenty of lovely fins

crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

also possible

vagrant fox
#

In my experience Finns are just vaguely assholes until they warm up to you

#

there's a reason they stand in queues the way they do

crystal forum
#

give them vodka

#

nourish their alcoholism

viral halo
#

Finns really don't appreciate when you remind them what side of WWII they were on

crystal forum
#

i dont think they care

vagrant fox
#

Completely normal Finnish queueing behaviour

urban spire
#

vodka is too high class for fins, give them kilju

viral halo
crystal forum
#

do swedish people care about the money they sent to germany

heady rivet
vagrant fox
#

no

crystal forum
#

god i hate sweden

steel ingot
#

no one answered my Baltic sea question

crystal forum
#

WW2 wise

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

sweden doesnt get shit on enough for WW2

viral halo
#

Sweden was focused on the guap in WWII

urban spire
#

sweden was "neutral" in world war 2

viral halo
#

making a BAG

#

They were tryna get RICH

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

which is to say they funnelled all their industry into nazi germany so they'd leave them alone

#

bitch move

crystal forum
#

then they helped allies when the war shifted

viral halo
#

Smartest thing they can do to not get invaded

crystal forum
#

oooh we're the good guys we swear

#

god i hate them for that

vagrant fox
#

At least they hid the Danish jews

urban spire
crystal forum
#

norway was based

urban spire
#

knowing they'd bomb his home, mind

crystal forum
#

people dont talk a lot about norway in WW2

heady rivet
# crystal forum god i hate them for that

So true they should have gotten invaded and then not be a safe haven for thousands fleeing Nazi Germany. As we know, the moral high ground is superior to avoiding brutal occupation and holocaust

crystal forum
#

but it did its part

urban spire
#

i'm being vague and saying "his home" because i don't know what he lived in at the time, seeing as how it was bombed

heady rivet
#

Like tf were they supposed to do

viral halo
crystal forum
viral halo
#

I think Norway surrendered in like 60 days

crystal forum
#

compliance is only letting them win

viral halo
#

Fuck quisling tbw

#

btw

urban spire
#

we'd been independent for less than like 40 years at the time, we had no military

#

quisling, oh man

vagrant fox
#

Kinda funny that the Danish and Norwegian kings were siblings and they acted a bit differently

viral halo
#

Norwegians also helped the Brit navy nail the German navy

urban spire
#

so when we got our freedom at the end of the 1800s, we put in our constitution that there would never be a death penalty

#

after world war 2, we erased that bit of constitution, killed quisling, then put it back in

languid meadow
#

Lmfao

crystal forum
#

sometimes you gotta make exceptions i guess

vagrant fox
#

Quisling had it coming

viral halo
#

he's like top 3 traitors ever

urban spire
#

and also we changed the bit that said it was illegal for jews to live in norway

#

yay norway

crystal forum
#

devious

viral halo
crystal forum
#

it does

languid meadow
#

Green goblin mask

viral halo
#

Very funny image

urban spire
#

and then, so you don't get the wrong impression of my fuckass country, we started a cultural genocide campaign against travelers and roma that included forced sterilization, taking away their children, imprisoning them and killing their horses

#

coulda just fucking kept quisling in charge, thanks guys

crystal forum
#

the kind of face your friend makes before shouting the vilest slur known to man

heady rivet
#

Jay friends with slur-yellers. Interesting.

viral halo
storm jungle
#

this fingerpointing match has always been stupid

languid meadow
#

"It's different they're not people"

storm jungle
#

that too

viral halo
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

Frits Clausen could've faced some harsher punishments in Denmark but he died in '47 so whatever ig

viral halo
#

Now let's talk about Turks and Greeks

storm jungle
#

Same thing

#

lol

storm jungle
#

literally every modern nation has committed pogroms/genocide

viral halo
#

Now let's talk about Bosnians and Serbs

urban spire
#

it's roma for the roma, traveler for the travelers

vagrant fox
#

The face of Danish naziism, studly

viral halo
crystal forum
#

idk why

urban spire
#

FUCKING

viral halo
crystal forum
#

isn't that romanians

#

who are european

heady rivet
viral halo
vagrant fox
#

Romani are from the Indian subcontinent somewhere, Romanians are just roman larpers

crystal forum
#

i play romania in hoi4 a lot therefore im considered a cultural expert

languid meadow
#

Sorry S*rbs the genocide will stop

crystal forum
#

also i fucked a romanian

urban spire
#

i hate that fucking single f-117 shootdown so much, if you read into it it was so incredibly fucking lucky

storm jungle
viral halo
urban spire
#

but it somehow culturally tanked the concept of airplane stealth

viral halo
hollow lantern
crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

It's how tiny and chudly his tie is

steel ingot
#

albania is the new York of world

hollow lantern
viral halo
heady rivet
crystal forum
steel ingot
vagrant fox
#

He completely failed to get nazi ideology off the ground in Denmark despite the occupation and help from the Germans, Frits was a total girlfailure

viral halo
#

RIP Nets

languid meadow
#

Ever see the British fascist in the 30s

storm jungle
#

dumbass sport

urban spire
languid meadow
#

Dude looks like a chudjak

viral halo
crystal forum
#

i hope all the WW2 fascists got shot in the head fr

viral halo
#

We've been doing this for years

crystal forum
#

please

storm jungle
heady rivet
#

This popular knapsack, with many different locations

steel ingot
#

eric Adams came back to new York and said new York is the Alaina of the united states

heady rivet
#

Something as simple as a crack pipe, a used crack pipe

viral halo
crystal forum
heady rivet
#

Behind the picture frame you can find bullets

storm jungle
#

the Trials were also a sham lol

viral halo
#

Russia was more of a by force thing

storm jungle
viral halo
#

So many of them worked for the CIA

languid meadow
#

The white Devils

viral halo
#

Hell Otto Skorzeny became an Israeli agent 😭

languid meadow
#

Argentinians

crystal forum
#

argentinians welcoming nazis with open arms because they're racist

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

argentinians act like they're not south american

#

brother yall are just mexicans to us

storm jungle
#

^ gringo

viral halo
heady rivet
crystal forum
#

im sorry had to say it

viral halo
#

I thought Jay was Indian

crystal forum
#

fuck argentinians

urban spire
#

you didn't

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

no my account is merely based in india

urban spire
#

cringed in india

steel ingot
#

hitting this button like a call of duty kill streak

crystal forum
#

all my south american friends hate argentinia

storm jungle
#

yea I wonder why

#

lmao

languid meadow
#

Like 90% white and annoying

viral halo
#

Jay do you want to come to my Bachelor party

languid meadow
#

Imperialism is good when WE do it - Argentina

storm jungle
crystal forum
steel ingot
#

Jay do you wanna come to Ecuador with me

heady rivet
viral halo
storm jungle
heady rivet
languid meadow
steel ingot
#

sure

#

okay

storm jungle
viral halo
#

or varying degrees of south american

steel ingot
#

that one picture of sgt lockjaw

viral halo
#

Every Nord Supremacist has a Khajit wife

heady rivet
languid meadow
steel ingot
#

shut your damn mouth

viral halo
storm jungle
crystal forum
#

every nordic white supremacist i've seen looks like they were hit with a hammer while still inside the womb

#

idk if swedish people just look like that

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

didnt ask

languid meadow
#

Oh let me get something

viral halo
#

Jay is always focused on his right wing politcal narrativer

languid meadow
heady rivet
languid meadow
#

Mothership zeta hybrid

storm jungle
crystal forum
viral halo
solid horizon
#

I will build Anton Lavey helbrute to reform the nazi satanic party of america

steel ingot
languid meadow
#

Lol

crystal forum
#

that's like a beer belly forgot to wear its bra

steel ingot
#

just a low and misaligned twisted gut

heady rivet
languid meadow
#

Dude has a cod zombies wall buy as a tattoo

solid horizon
#

looks punchable

steel ingot
#

and he was a complete dickhead

viral halo
#

What is guro

steel ingot
#

god can you just

viral halo
arctic talon
#

Bruh what the fuck did I walk in on

viral halo
#

such a funny movie

arctic talon
#

Banger movie

viral halo
#

Me and Jay were being racist now we're talking about porn and distended stomachs

arctic talon
#

The death of Stalin is great

crystal forum
#

i can imagine siggy laughing the whole time he's watching no country for old men

#

like a psycho would

urban spire
#

why im transitioning

steel ingot
#

George Russell mentioned im seeing red

heady rivet
viral halo
crystal forum
heady rivet
steel ingot
#

yeah fitting a suit jacket is hard work

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

it's important to keep realistic transition goals in mind (but maybe if i work really hard i can look like bayonetta)

viral halo
crystal forum
heady rivet
arctic talon
steel ingot
#

if you ride a bike every day you will need to buy new pants cause of the cheek growth

crystal forum
#

wolf you're a twink we get it

#

sheesh

arctic talon
#

Shut up

#

I’m not

#

Probably

viral halo
steel ingot
#

eat 1 million hamburgers

#

solve that weight problem

viral halo
viral halo
arctic talon
heady rivet
steel ingot
#

peak

arctic talon
#

It’s not even like I don’t eat healthy

#

💀

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

God

urban spire
#

don't focus too much on eating healthy, if you want to gain mass you just need to eat more

steel ingot
#

i met this guy

arctic talon
#

That one is so fucking funny

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

coward

steel ingot
#

refer to eat 1 million hamburgers

vagrant fox
#

i just schlorped down four wholeass vegan burritos today

solid horizon
urban spire
#

don't eat too much just eat more often

solid horizon
#

gives you that great unclean one vomit ranged weapon

crystal forum
#

eat whenever you're bored and get a weight problem like a respectable american

urban spire
#

you can calorie count for gaining weight too

steel ingot
#

i love eating

solid horizon
#

I dont

arctic talon
#

Tbh I’m at a healthy weight so I’m pretty indifferent lol

urban spire
#

well it's fine then

crystal forum
#

why tf do you care then

urban spire
#

but if you want to put on muscle you gotta eat

arctic talon
#

Because I want some more muscle smh

#

That’s it

#

I don’t even want a ton lol

steel ingot
#

food is such an innate joy, it communicates so much

solid horizon
#

drink geneseed

arctic talon
#

But my ass cannot gain it well

crystal forum
#

you need some protein boy

arctic talon
arctic talon
crystal forum
#

you're already lean that's like 90% of the work

steel ingot
#

i eat whatever gets put in front of me and bike every day

#

i look

#

enh

vagrant fox
#

stop being an asian hybrid then you'll gain muscle

steel ingot
#

i got it where it counts is all

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

yeah lose some genes

arctic talon
#

I’m cursed to be short

#

Bcs of my fucking mom

urban spire
solid horizon
arctic talon
#

No

steel ingot
#

im like the tallest person in poland it fucks me up im not even that tall

crystal forum
#

get leg transplants

arctic talon
#

I should be happy I ended up on the taller end of what was likely

crystal forum
#

start mewing

arctic talon
steel ingot
#

i keep having this like mental game of "child or short person"

vagrant fox
#

yes

solid horizon
arctic talon
#

The weird ass leg lengthening surgery

steel ingot
urban spire
#

i am 6'6 and naturally very big in every dimension, sucks for me but w/e

#

i do like being strong though

vagrant fox
#

I know a legal dwarf who wanted more height so he got the leg lengthening surgery and now he can't walk at all

#

rip bozo

arctic talon
#

Deadlift a truck

arctic talon
#

Genuinely that surgery seems so fucking dangerous

steel ingot
#

god my arms are weak as hell lol

arctic talon
#

And for what

#

You get to be like

#

Slightly taller?

steel ingot
#

my wife is so much stronger than me oh no

urban spire
#

oh yeah like those incels obsessed with looksmaxxing

crystal forum
#

i only do leg exercises because i hate using my arms

steel ingot
#

i just bike cause it gets me to work

crystal forum
#

i wish somebody could cut off my arms

#

i hate them

arctic talon
#

Bruh

urban spire
crystal forum
urban spire
#

lmfao

storm jungle
#

😭

#

BRO HAS NO CHOICE

steel ingot
#

it's funny cause she's a full head shorter than me

crystal forum
#

bro that looks just like this guy i hated in college

storm jungle
crystal forum
steel ingot
#

she's stronger than me cause i have a slow heart rate and blood problems

storm jungle
heady rivet
# storm jungle

I have seen 4 different edits of this inage where they have shirts implying some form of pegging or sexual assault (where a woman is breaking into a male-dominated field)

steel ingot
#

so my body is just weaker as a result

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

fisk means fish

storm jungle
steel ingot
#

my resting normal heart rate is 60 to 65

crystal forum
steel ingot
#

which is what most people have when they're ASLEEP

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

queenpin

steel ingot
#

it's funny though i went to a cardiologist and had all these tests done on me

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

You are banned btw

crystal forum
#

please

steel ingot
#

and they were like "well you have a slow heart rate but not too slow so get outta here"

#

like if it was a little slower I'd be taking medicine daily

vagrant fox
#

if you can't wrestle with your wife what's the point tbh

crystal forum
#

my heart rate is always too fast prob because of anxiety

urban spire
#

oops, speaking of E, nearly forgot the evening dose

crystal forum
#

good girl pills

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

hair receding stopped

#

prostate cancer vaccine

heady rivet
steel ingot
#

it's funny every time i wrestle with my wife we're doing it the same way 10 year olds on the playground do

heady rivet
#

First guy to propose a prostate exam must have gotten MAD looks from the gang

urban spire
#

there's all this fearmongering about feminizing hrt increasing the risk of certain kinds of cancer, but it also dramatically reduces the risk of other kinds

steel ingot
#

plus we don't even know that much yet so stf up ho

vagrant fox
#

what doesn't cause cancer these days we got plastic in our nutsacks

crystal forum
urban spire
#

yep

solid horizon
heady rivet
steel ingot
#

lmao

urban spire
#

cause breast cancer's prevention and treatment research got crazy good funding

crystal forum
vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

big breasts...

vagrant fox
#

-2 lore chat poster ranking

solid horizon
#

real

crystal forum
#

i must be at the bottom of your list sigsen

vagrant fox
#

no

crystal forum
#

you keep demoting me

vagrant fox
#

the fuckin

#

anteater guy is

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

lmao

solid horizon
#

whos anteater guy

crystal forum
#

what was it again

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

qar

#

quar

solid horizon
#

lmfao

crystal forum
#

tf is the name

heady rivet
rocky gale
solid horizon
#

if quar so good why doesnt it have chaos

heady rivet
crystal forum
vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

sigsen when will you ever change your pfp

#

the clown mocks me

vagrant fox
#

When I become smart

urban spire
#

that's just a picture of sigsen i assumed

heady rivet
#

I used to have a theme fir every pfp I ever had

urban spire
#

no makeup

heady rivet
#

Until one day

#

I stopped

crystal forum
#

he's not good enough for worthikids

heady rivet
#

I used to always have Bats

crystal forum
#

he should be much trashier

heady rivet
#

The animal

vagrant fox
#

I'm a brunette, alas

solid horizon
#

evidence or never happened

urban spire
#

shortly after i started using the sienna pfp someone complained that it was hard to keep track of people changing their pfps, so i just never changed it again

heady rivet
#

Snart

crystal forum
#

i'm just the resident furry here so i change names and pfp's often

#

people remember

heady rivet
#

Snart, he said

vagrant fox
#

This is the only pic you get from me

urban spire
rocky gale
crystal forum
#

omg sigsen that looks so similar to norway

vagrant fox
#

yea crazy

vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

wheres the grass sigsen

vagrant fox
#

idk I something about a new road

steel ingot
#

guys you ever

rigid dune
crystal forum
#

we got a geoguesser over here

urban spire
#

you can actually tell it's not denmark because there's nothing in denmark as tall as this bit here

crystal forum
#

there's nothing in denmark as tall as you cinless

solid horizon
vagrant fox
#

irrelevant

solid horizon
#

nvm you are invisible

#

my bad

crystal forum
vagrant fox
urban spire
#

irrelephant

crystal forum
#

btw almost forgot to change nickname

#

wonder what i'll do next

solid horizon
urban spire
#

fluffy jane

steel ingot
#

mysterious chud or something

crystal forum
heady rivet
urban spire
#

femmy jay

crystal forum
#

thats the only real rule

#

NAUR

#

perhaps

solid horizon
#

Idiot Jay