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Its the eyes
also the East asian skin buff, people look younger then their age until a point
and then they look super old

Thats the best way to convey it in this style
I saw it happen with my grandparents
I'd believe that, but then you got whole districts that are based around an ethnicity (S corp for Koreans, H corp for Chinese, T corp for British, etc)
Also donqui is like 2000 or smth and you don't care
I'm more so saying in terms of context for how they see people age around them
also yeah its a fantasy/sci-fi setting
being old is a myth

Okay but shes a bloodfiend, so at least thats explained
The setting timescale is also really short
Like her body hasnt aged since the day she turned
Pretty sure she has shes just that short
Do bloodfiends age?
Dulcenia I dont think changes much at between when you see her in the past and then when you see her in the present; I think Nicola ages a bit, but thats more scarring from her attempting to stitch a mask onto her face and the fact she's starving
They only start to look old when they starve
Yeah
What's with that do they go to bed one day and wake up looking like a scrotum the next day
The Manchegans are all fit in the 200 years ago flashbacks
They just shrink when hungry or smth
it like happens really fast over the course of a year lol
Or lose their skin if they get old enough i guess
The h Corp bloodfiend elder was weird
frightening, I guess anime is real
They must'have been a second kindred or below
There’s also just how some people have obsessive skin care routines
And minimize sun exposure
Built the first of my little Barons War guys
Likely modified in some way, since it doesnt seem like hes craving for that much blood, even though it doesnt seem like the amount of blood the elders get is that constant(?)
My little goober knights
He has an iv tap and disposable servants
They keep him fed
Also realised that there was another Wargame Atlantic game called "Guards of Traitors Toll" which had more bodies which can be built as armoured Knights, in the same scale
Put a bat on the shield
and Guards of Traitors Toll has female armoured bodies and heads, which I used for the middle one
So she's going to be my Baron
Some kind of robber baron?
I change my mind about 11e launch box blangels they're cool
Na like a Baron Baron
@sacred ginkgo I quite love the Ring's theme in this game
Its quite nice
Very soothing to my ears as someone screams about how their sternum has been turned to a corporist piece
Its the OST in cutscenes
Then yeah Cut Your Rings is the name
The storytelling with their dialogue music is soooo good in canto 9
It does half the work of their character
I like the Thumb's theme where it sounds a bit western-y
A very twilight theme
About to fight Calliso and Albina the second time
Those are easier
They're NOT easy, but they're bearable enough to get through I feel
As long as you do them before floor 13
Valencia's "Everything is struggling/hopeless" was not great
Luckily verg is nice and will reprioritize to meet your assignments
Thank goodness yeah
Im not the biggest fan of being DMPC'd in some of these fights, but I can appreciate it for these harder fights a bit
Yeah its my most major gripe with canto 9
Vespa showing up to kick her ass is fun
But having assistants in like every late fight is lame
Mhmmmmm
It makes sense, theres no way in fuck you're killing Mathias with the sinners
But it still feels weird for the future
No, but the children at least should be beatable
Like NONE of these Nursefathers we should be able to beat in a fair fight
But Sora was ugh
That stuck out to me badly
Especially since the character that came in is someone that you wouldnt be familiar with unless you read Distortion Detective, which is I dunno man, I liked that Limbus was able to get people up to speed without needing to go into any previous PM installment before
Its kind of a necessity of late plot at this point
Threads are coming together
And you're getting up to the larger scale of the world, which is more affected by the past
Luckily distortion detective is both quick and free
I may give it a read later
This has links to every chapter
Thank ya
Its like 2-4 hours or so
Not long, but I also read fast
Also read Leviathan if you haven't, you can find it in a top rated steam guide of the same name
The best part of Leviathan is that it contextualizes vergilus' intervention in Impenetrable Path
Hes locking in
My son WILL lock in
And he WILL ||become racist||
1 limbillion n corp deaths to satisfy me
I cant wait for Mersault's canto to just be him shooting 9 billion N corp employees and heads because the sun got into his eyes
if they make Penelope a man im gonna kill KJH myself
he wont have to worry about korean men no more he'll have to worry about ME
Outis having a wife I imagine would cause a big Korean Chud response
i only accept GAY war criminals, straight ones get tried at the hague all the same
Actually, there's a thought that Outis may actually be Penelope
Ishmael is already lesbian
and she's peak lesbian that fucking sunset line at the end KILLS
Definitely could be interpreted that way true
Yeah I wasnt convinced about that ship until that line
if you are "intepreting" them not as lovers you couldn't interpret your way out of a paper bag
Then I went "Okay, I see why"
the sunset line ALONE is enough
WHOA HUSBAND....
I forget that line, it was the scene of them in their cabin for me
HES LOCKED IN!!!!!
(and competitively racist)
I wanna know what they say, but holy shit they move too fast
What The War does to a mf
Oh I guess Sinclair does go to a war in the original source materla
did you guys know if you make a full middle team and do the unwinnable ricardo fight he just ends the fight and forgives you
crazy stuff
its like when you bring n corp sinclair to the end of his canto
So there's a second smoke war coming against people and those using prosthetics? What the fuck would spark a war like that?
Just keep going you'll see
at least k corp makes yummy chicken
byproduct of the torment nexus
kinda insane that kcorp literally has the actual 100% for real torment nexus
like what else could you describe the device as
EDWARD ELRIC?!
YEAH WEED WAR!! THE WEED WAR!!!!
Who?
Full Metal Alchemist protag
Sinclair dual wielding my favorite two weapons cause he's fucking based
I genuinely wanna see the defeat condition be obtained
Sinclair dying in this encounter
I don't think he could
Callisto is the weakest nursefather and Sinclair is just fucking dunking on him
@storm jungle I read enough of Hive at this point to know (probably one off) the major tabletop factions at play beside IoM itself (without the book naming it).
And all I can say is, shit is gonna hit the fan extra hard.
Its just funny that there is a defeat condition IF he dies
Wait there is
Like I could've just been guarding the whole time and probably would've won anyway
I thought you were talking hypothetically
There is no way he'd die in this fight unless he got insanely unlucky
Lowkey wish that were possible
Maybe if there's a couple IDs with Faust and Ishmael that harm allies
I noticed that his halberd is the exact same one he uses from LCB
Its now just chipped
You'd have to corrode repeatedly with sinking egos
Yeah
Only fell bullet, reindeer, or HoS can ff
Sadge
Tom Cruise when you reach the end of the Scientology building
Damn, Mattias ||just sort of died without any finals words, huh?||
The fact Moses has hollow purple and hermit purple is funny
Just a bit of trauma, big dog, no need to worry~
Oh hey
The hardest encounter in the canto
I hope you have a good rodya and heath
Doesn't matter
Magical girl does enough status for the both of you
You know how she works right?
Yeah, guard first turn, she goes into negative mode, go to town from what I understand
Guard twice, let her go off, Heath tanks (or attempts to anyway)
Yer fair
Actually they do she has an envy skill 2
They're perfect for eachother
So clash with normal coins?
Yes
I'll give it a whirl
Its impossible to win against his green skills using red
HE SAID THE THING!!!!
Its the encounter name
He is saying the thing
Now you know why he wasn't in the pre employment rankings during 7.5
I also cannot wait to jump him with the thumblings
Okay so after one payment of lunacy for a continue, beat him first try 😎
Dont care, Im here for story telling
It wasnt awful until one particular attack that just wiped everyone suddenly
I did wild hunt and kodia first cause sinking is blatantly optimal for his mechanics, but switched it to CCA and kodia so I was less glassy
His pride skill?
Yeah sinking is NECESSARY
It does fixed damage
Maybe? I dunno
25% hp per coin if they aren't cracked
It just AOE'd everyone and killed them instantly
instant death
Verg absolutely HAS to win that clash
Its also a really tough fight mechanics wise
Managing his green skills to alleviate Hurting Swarm and keep your blood barrier shield while also trying not to fucking die
I think the strat is to class with his guard to allow other characters to do full damage to him
And throw in as much sinking as possible
Roach Emperor is an evil ass boss though
Verg would be fucked without the sinners there
Yeah holy shit
And this was him being suicidal
If it was smoke war Roach Emperor there would have been no chance
He never metamorphized during Smoke War though, thankfully
Otherwise Im not sure if we'd have the same Gregor as in the story currently
We be balling 😎
Otherwise known as being punched hard in the gut
Sadly I think I know whats about to happen
i added the middle part of the main body
next is either the latch thing or the magazine
because you're lame
reminder
https://youtu.be/hhxlNjZkGvM
Cost and upgrades, idle animation, combat.
Once the season pass purchase is complete, this gun is available in most vendor shops in the game.
It can be bought in Depot and Quarantine levels. It can be taken for free in D6 on both occasions. It can be found in Undercity level for free.
the sound of 12 gauge shells being shot from a machinegun in indoor environments
the first two metro games had some weird health scaling for mutants
so I never really picked it up
Shambler is a thing I religiously need in my life.
https://blasters4masters.com/product/metro-exodus-shambler-shot-gun/
this guy makes these if you have the money
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Heheh, yeees.
If only my hobby money wasn't already eaten this week.
I think the bulldog from exodus is so amazing looking
honestly way better than the Kalash 2013 from the first two
its basically a revised kalash 2013
yeah
since the original one is kinda lame if i'm being honest
slower firing AK with higher damage
the 2013 is just a weird looking P90
with shit damage
it's SO shit esp since you get it in the part where you mostly fight mutants
who are so tanky against rifle rounds
watching a watchman tank half a mag in the tower segment
the prologue is pretty hard in metro 2033 on ranger hardcore because the kalash 2013 sucks
As much as I love Metro, the good boy endings annoyed me to no end to get.
thankfully 2033's bad ending is the canon one so you can go buck wild
last light is a bit annoying yeah and exodus is pretty easy
just don't kill normal people and it's only really annoying in the taiga
Shanking the fuck out of those tunnel raiders in LL is too good.
How do you convince a little duende child to keep you from hail marying the Nazis?
-# Play gee-tar.
Not even Nurgle could come up with this shit
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Could someone share that admech hierachy chart
must i
Yes
is it this one
Yep
I think Elite said it's either mildly wrong or out of date so keep an eye out for that
Fair. I wanted to ask where that came from
Because judging from the drawn admech symbol. Its not official. Lmao
Noice
Yeah some feller named KameradArktis on r*ddit made the first one
Its fanmade yeah mostly because the official ones are like extremely general and dont really explain much.
but all of the stuff on it is from official lore
me when i lie
i got it from dilara
oh she already opined
its true, dick
already did, lap it up
Gooneurs have standards
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@sacred ginkgo Canto 9 done babyyyyyy
LARPer erased
Can you see why its my favorite now
9.5 only adds to ryoshu's development
Maybe its me, but Im not sure if Ryoshu got like a shit load of development, but we'll see in 9.5 as you say
She came out of all that trauma with a "That was alright, NGL"
Canto 9 contextualizes her entire character
Down to her literal first line in the entire game, when she greets you during the splash screens on the bus
"Shure's nice to meet ya"
She says that?
In Selva Obscura, yes
Id have to replay that or watch the intro again
Look what I got in my feed bruh lmao
that's some great cosplay
when balding actually lets you cosplay your fav character better
That is a solid tache if thats real
Speaking of age actually supporting cosplay
Maybe my dad could cosplay admech.
you can see the guy's channel image he doesnt have one
also it doesnt look real
Aw man
too straight
too clean
for conquest's robo arm?
could just wear a glove that looks like a robot arm
Nah I mean my dad hypothetically doing admech cosplay
tech adept in just 4/5 days
He doesn't have forarms so he could just use hook hands...I wonder if he can still get some
I think his hands were even designed for using them
did he lose them
Nah he just hasn't used them since he was a kid
I really want to know what his looked like at the time
Probably somewhere in storage
no i meant his forearms lol
Ah no he was just born that way
Funny you mention, people used to salute him thinking he was a vet lmfao
that's dumb af
its funnyyyyyy
Crazy that you can just be born without forearms, I'd be mad if that was me
Its part of why he's kind of a conspiracy theorist lmfao.
He's a cool guy but he buys into non sense unfortunately
Lot smarter than my mom though
Something something thalidomide scandal in the 1960s
the amount of shit that can go wrong in the womb is astounding
the amount of cases I've heard about babies born with their organs just missing or even out of their bodies is wild
false
still surprised that sclhatt is in it lmao
Yeah he voices the lil grey dude
Only for chud zygotes
Fitting choice for the character even though he does not have acting experience
he honestly does pretty well for what he's got
his audio is weird and the dubs confirm it's supposed to be a filter but the OG english filter is just non existent
so he sounds like he's streaming in his room lol
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYY9Y0NtvT8/?igsh=Mm0xODhseGJ1YnF6 has anyone in 40k heard the sound of a gibbon laughing
soyjak monkey
poggon
fuuuuck i want a gibbon buddy so bad (cant because fuck the illegal exotic pet trade)
It'll rip your eyes out prolly
idk ive only ever seen them happy in a good environment
I think the worse mic quality makes it even funnier tbh
true
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Ok I brainwashed myself into liking 11th ed Blood Angels, get on my level
Based
@sacred ginkgo I did Gregor without resetting!!! Still did jack shit for damage though
Yeah he's fuckin rough
No support passives isn't helping
Also the fact that your chances of clashing successfully will fluctuate between dominating to hopeless depending on the turn
Its weird
Its cause his panic type gives 8 power down
I dont recall anyone really panicking except at one point
Being at -45 is panic
Aside from KoD, Heath wasnt panicking
Hes panicking like every third turn
No just him
Huh
The fight revolves around getting Greg to -45 for the power and clash power down on his panic type
Its why kodia is so good
Hitting that 13/7 sinking on a good tear and pierce
I wonder how the thumblings will perform when yhey drop
Probably well cause of Scorch
Yeah they'll be fine Im sure
I don't remember if it actually clears them though
I could probably check
Ok yeah nvm it clears them
Cause i was gonna say repeated scorch hits would rip him a new asshole but the window for stacking it is short
Yeah it wouldnt be alot of time before you got your chances of clashing shortened
The classic
mk 6
sad wet dog


I’d be sad to if I was a Son of Horus

fuck ass
What do yall think of molecular bonding studs?
Peak
Funniest concept if you think about it
Cause it canonically causes a sort of... I don't know what's the exact term
But essentially, molecular bonding studs require more power
More power means more wires
looks like a mark 4 fucked a mark 6
its mk6
More wires means more armor to protect said wires
shhhh, rule of cool
they look cool, let it rest
Like this is actually canon
And I find it both a good detail
And kinda funny
Because it's a catch 22
Also helps with the general "makeshift" part
Which means the armor becomes heavier?
Yeah so SMs either had to
Deal with the extra weight
Or have some weak spots
Either way it's neat cause it's a sign of it being well
Makeshift
all power armor marks have the same stats in HH
so my assumption is always that everybody's wearing clobbled together armour by default
I think yeah canonically I think most SMs switched to Mark 5
I mean it's even nicknamed the "Heresy Armor"
This is lore thingie
mark 5 is a broad term for most armours designed during the heresy
Inductii my beloved....
which includes really improvised shit
Yeah which is why it's probably one of the cooler ideas
The balls- I mean Molecular Bonding Studs
Can look slightly goofy though
studded leather except it's ceramite
idk why GW had to bother giving the studs lore as if they're not obviously just decorative on your minis
Because sm fans are babies
even mark 3 armour kits come with them as an option
Because then people would ask about the balls
And why they're even there
And need to know the origin and purpose of every single facet of the miniature they will not buy or paint
Tbf I think some HH used Mark 3 due to how fucking armored it is
Unfortunately I would be one of those babies
I like pointless tidbits like these
They're fun
sometimes when you're writing a setting you just have to say "who tf knows" like how jrr martin never really gives an answer for why seasons can last years in his books
Yeah
Personally I do like little bits of details like this
Even if it's pointless
Also it's a setting so they can get away with it vs a focused story
all the marks before 7 were used during the HH, even 1
1 definitely wasn't as far as I'm aware
I think that was exclusively used for Thunder Warriors
I like power armor
Big men wearing big metal suits
Or women wearing big metal suits
Or both

I also like mechas as well
I still want one to be made even though it would be completely impractical irl
I don't care

Sororitas!!
Yeah but its ceremonial since its a straight downgrade in every way 
Yeah
Dunno why Sisters of Silence don't wear PA though
Like they wear I think Carapace
Legs aren't powered
At some point you might just consider wearing carapace

Do They even need it?
they do
Really?
Could've sworn it was like fancy carapace
No wait
Mixing it up with Crusaders for some reason
one of the few full combat forces that uses power armor

SM, Custodes, SoS, SoB
have some rot
the fact that they get astartes vehicles and different kinds of bolters should indicate it
halo, SM2 and helldivers fans combining their powers to create the worst thing i've ever seen
Worst violation since Bitter Springs
r/grimdank
Yes
This is bad, even the Pope is corrupted.
chat this is so huge we're 67!! Everyone get on the fortnite bus and lets go?
Oh shit
God seems to be okay with it
God made 67 to teach us something
Idk why else it would exist but I also haven’t learned anything
fortnite is 9 years old gramma
kids these days dont play fortnite they just get groomed on the roblox one piece battle server
isn't roblox older than fortnite
that's immaterial to my point
my declining masculinity is immaterial
thats not a space marine thats a scrungaloid
also you should put something in there to replace the masculinity
like rice pudding maybe
idk im hungry
I could go for some rice pudding that shit nuts
reel
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Getting the mods on Missus' ass
Harsh but fair
look in lore chat. See missus missing a few neuron activations. Somehow unsurprised.
i think the reason caseless ammunition will never catch on is that if they make bullets look any more like crayons the us marine corps is fucking done
hey if bolters are so fucking advanced why isn't the ammo caseless?
checkmate imperials
You answered your own question with the comment above the image
They are Space MARINES
so true bestie
Maybe Caseless isn't that precious of an upgrade 🤷
How else would people make wallpapers of smoking cases being ejected from a bolter
real
Munda suggestions? 
Juri is a valid want
first experience with expeditions: one party member failed to load in, performance was bad, half the party went down and one guy just sorta milled around on his own on the other side of the map rather than help rescue, then just as everyone was about to get downed the match got cancelled by an error
Only a million more scrap to go!
i'm actually kinda mad they spent time working on this game mode
Well dont worry you arent burdened with rewards for all the time it takes
I like it, but it’s frustratingly barebones
nice to have different engagement zones and styles! wish there was a bit more meat to it all
i don't know if i'd like it, it fucking crashed
like my client didn't crash, the ROUND errored out
Feels like that’s happening more in general lately
never had it happen in the real game
I had one or two matches get borked lately, though that’s just my anecdotal experience
i was thinking you know, those cosmetics look kinda cool, maybe i'll check it out
nope, immediately punished for stepping outside my comfort zone
Will say, I’ve not bothered with it above Malice besides to get the Damnation final extract penance
It feels like a mode that could have used just a little longer in the oven
Which isn’t the worst thing if they plan to revisit or update it but
i mean i hope they sort it out cause right now it's just wasted dev time
well, it’s not like Mortis has seen much action
mortis is kinda fun, no idea why i'd play it though
Mortis doesn't need much/frequent updates, it is fine as it currently is for the most part
cause it's not more fun than just playing reglear missions
and one of those modes has a longer wait time than the other
My biggest hope is Expeditions is intended as a framework for further additions, like having different destinations, but the Tech-Remnant and Sanctuaries context does limit things
going other places is cool, but that could also just be regular missions
it has an identity! why is it looking for a new one?
when the obvious answer feels like “just make more missions!”
well, they can try new shit if they want, it's their game
but this one didn't pan out
It’s like they’re worried people are bored with the standard mission format, or at least don’t feel confident in making new ones that won’t just feel recycled
idk
krumpin’s still fun
just mystifying the seeming higher-level planning
which is bizarre cause folks are still loving darktide after a lot of time with not a lot of new missions
Expe did answer 2 quite common requests from the community
feel like the main thing people want is new stuff for their characters
but as i understand it GW is responsible for crippling development on that frontier
I doubt that Expe and Mortis can be reasons that we haven't seen new stuff on our characters
As Maps devs aren't the same people as the class and weapon devs
yeah i'm not saying that
🇮🇳 🇵🇰
they gambled on other game modes, i'd be a hypocrite if i complained about that
i like to see devs try shit out
but when i compared the slow rate of new character and weapon development in darktide to other games with similarly structured dev studios i was told the reason darktide is so slow is because GW has to sign off on EVERYTHING
Fatshark is always adding random really bad game modes and I want that to never change
i really liked expeditions
am i the only one
i think there is a depth in how to succeed you have to engage with combat much differently, no longer can you hold in place and kill everything before moving on, you have to SCHMOVE you gotta GO
GW, but also the base structure of FS, even before they got hitched with GW they were on the slower side
and i really like that, its created a lotta unique and fun experiences through that pressure
different kind of pressure from just hardcore maelstroms and stuff
i think also as someone who's been playing tide since vt1
ive sorta fell in with fatshark to a point that i just trust the process
and time and time again they proved that to be a winning standpoint
vt2 fell down on its ass more than once and got back to being more fun than it was before, and need we remind ourselves of the state this game was in year 1
Eh, I've been there since the early VT2, and while there are a lot of issues that I consider part of the package, they aren't really things meant to be ignored
and also ESPECIALLY in this day and age
people are never fucking happy with anything
like its a cataclysmic level of being unhappy with everything
so honestly i just trust that the game will add things and i will enjoy it
even at its worst i liked darktide
i started with vt1, i was okay with the slow release stuff back then for a couple reasons
mainly the fact that vt2 came out like 3 years later and had a LOT of new shit
including: check the pfp
shoutouts vt2 sienna
that class is the best it ever wase even if pyromancer people wanna say its better
The thing about FS, is that at least they're pushing their specialized boundary, rather than releasing the same slops years after years
unchained was the BEST class for her
it's so cool
like i think gameplay it was the best too, the high risk reward of staying at high heat, the fact its tailored to the best thing in vt smacking things
ugh so fun
i didn't really grow into the pfp though
i bitch a lot
i do NOT embody the red wind
Being argumentative and hot-blooded is part of Aqshy
yeah you're not an over 50 baddie
give it a little while okay?
no need to rush these things
i think they aughta put the gun addons mod in the base game though
that thing slaps
i mean it was intended in the original release
we all know this as much as hedge would of said otherwise
yeah and it sucks that it's not there
i mean, i don't think they should put picatinny rails on bolters or whatever
i think the mark system we have right now is like fine
but putting LITERALLY ANY optic on a helbore would be nice
It is still the oddest QOL change for this game ever.
Tbh, I do consider optics to be part of the balance of a weapon
There are tons of guns that they could release, but some weapons classes are so obsolete that they won't do.
This is a PvE game, people play to have fun, not exactly balance.
There's a bunch of the guns I just won't use because I hate the sights on them
Something something power fantasy.
the only gun i think i cannot use because of the ergenomics on it is the hellbore
those sights are abysmal
it's not great
Recon Las sight is also trash, though it is not a precision weapon.
you can just hipfire that guy
every other gun in the game has seen extensive use from me
but also im a big proponent of using the worst weapons to their maximum capability
The spread from the hip is a little bit much.
i think recon las gun sights are fine, you gotta feel it out a little though
the aiming is a little part praying
I just love countersniping with nothing but a bolt pistol’s irons
totally don’t wish I could slap a red dot on it or anything
bolt pistol is quite capable
it is, I just am a spoiled PD2 heister and want ACOGs on my revolvers
that's so ugly
You don't need to aim with the Bolt Pistol, you simply point it in the direction of the enemy and hope that the God Emperor guides the shot into the heretics skull.
Yo who else remembers reload speed while sliding perk? 
not even a little bit
ACOG on a revolver is just so unrealistic for me, not because you can't put one on in real life, but the eye relief is so close to the eye (like 2-3cm), that if you aim like that in real life, you might have an empty eye socket after.
I know some people love empty eye socket, but not me.
huh?
heh?
what did he mean by that?
i think putting a buncha gangley shit on the revolver on payday 2 is like
[I stare into the middle distance as memories of scrapping every Slideshot gun I ever got in D2 flash before my eyes]
hilarious
part of payday 2 is making the ugliest gun ever possibly imaginable
and the killing 4 paydayillion police officers in a bank heist with it
hey, the elemental plane of cops ain’t gonna empty itself
and yeah, I miss my absolutely atrocious looking micro uzis
Go play PD3 then call the therapy after
with a third micro uzi in my pocket
but also are you literally me that was my build (until Sydney came along)
didnt they make a payday 3
no
they did, but it’s been so middlingly received that PD2 is getting new content
I understand your pain.
Yea, middle of the shitpipe
it hasn’t died yet, that’s something
but, yeah, it had about as good a launch as Darktide

Unfortunately, Darktide is still kind of unique for its 40K tide.
PD3... when you have PD2.
I CAN own pd3 free
Issue is. The gameplay just seems so. Uninspired to me. Like if you half baked the gta heist experience wo the story tie ins
Just. Straight to the bust a jewelry counter
Fs loves its inquisition games 🤔
he's inching close to that
Just dont lmao
PD3 is like legit so bad rn
imagine Darktide launch but it remaining that way for 3 years
except the gameplay and everything else is not even that good in comparison
Yikes
dilara hiiiii
dear God...
wow
I just experienced the smell of rotted tissue for the first time and I will not recover
I am going to buy a gallon of warhammer and sit at home forever
i think the most bullshit part of flesh and steel is the claim that the mechanicus doesnt get a lot of converts
Eat my ass sigsen
when they are so crazy popular irl
comics making up some BAD bitches
Most mechanicus fans dont want themselves to be mutilated
they are fans of the "looks" not the "creed" lol
cowards
I basically already perform some of the bullshit they do when trying to fix my PC
turn on and off
yeah but minus the part where you replace your organs and limbs with mechanical parts
Hate how much people mock this when it legit works lol
If you whisper sweet nothings into a machine it works sometimes
That or you beat it
Full cyberisation is something thats already a muddy point IRL
I think most people like aesthetics over commitment to the aesthetics, which upsets me
BUT BEFORE DOING IT YOU MUST PERFORM THE LITANY OF REBIRTH OF THE COG
or something like that
If you aren't willing to replace your mouth with a walkie-talkie, then fuck you
the most annoying computer thing that works is the double reboot
Mechanicus won't give you painkillers during surgery
To be fair its like crusaders, in reality they are marauding rapist pillagers but people love them for their armor and offensive viewpoints interchangably instead of ever committing to that themselves (and just sitting and being racist on twitter instead)
why would doing it twice work when once didnt? unknown, computer bullshit
Honestly I'd like augments, regardless of the issues cause they are awesome
Computer, like magnets, are magic
Tbh theres a difference between some augments and full heavy body stuff like admech
Computah make this guy a chud
Error user already chud
People ignore their entire creed aside from "worship machines"
computah make this guy supah gay and horny
Thats the only part that works as well lol
Oh yeah I've read some of the doctrine it's baddddd
Exactly lmao
like their creed is inherently made to be moronic
Like the mechanicus is right on one point because of how machines work in 40k but the rest so stupid and is antithetical to the whole quest for knowledge thing
It's funny
Cawl is the only one who actually gets it
Like he actually is trying to gain back what humanity has lost
yeah but hes a stupid gay fat chud
Now we know you're a softie, tear his ass apart, gang
You don't spend 10k years trying to revive a "friend"
I still love how people will make fanarts of the death of Sanguinius making him look beautiful and shit while in canon he looked like this:
LMFAO
Still would
theres actually a great fanart that shows a book accurate showcase of his death when hes hung up
let me see if i can find it
Ooo please do
yeah i think i know which one you talking about
yea because Horus literally beats him to death like a dog with worldbreaker
its brutal lmao
the half-flayed face and the caved in skull especially is 💀
STOP
What does a dragon need a house for
to stay inside dummy
Bro wants the dragons to be homeless
yeah
dragons are a little cringe
You take that back
no
cut out his tongue
Yes ma'am
typical mod abuse
i am pretty sure my gpu settings are fucekd adn thats why i keep having issues
so im trying ot go in adn fix them
AMD's software is so cringy lmao
Let’s se if “gaming mode” fixes it
Lol amd software is like the cause of 90% of performance problems
Such poopy software
My experience with AMD is to reset everything and disable all the modifications I did to the settings, because it turns out I was the problem
Apparentlu productive mode just guts your computer
Makes you productive by getting you to rage quit
Do Tech-Priests and Skitarii ever suffer from any negative effects due to their cybernetics or are they fine? (Excluding that one literal nuclear reactor backpack that some Skitarii get for being good).
theres actually an entire Short about this!
they do actually suffer from phantom pain in some aspects
and otherwise it depends from character to character, most techpriests are still human so some might have regrets from replacing themselves so much here and there. We got a character in cawl's book whos a techpriest but is barely augmented because she just doesnt enjoy the cybernetics much (sticking to cyberpunk-ish look where its mostly hidden under her skin) and this has her jduged heavily by her techpriest allies back on Mars before she was assigned to cawl
The path of becoming a Biologis is always available to her.
NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS!
Not what she wants but yea
All modifications are acceptable in the eyes of the Machine God.
Wasn't there a Sub-Cult that specialised in heavy augment that weren't visible, think for diplomacy or covert operation
There's a diplomat type in some grey knights book who does that
I think another similar tech priest that looks human on the outside but fully cybernetic inside is also presesnt in the Explorator book series
There are also the Sisters of Cydonia.
And whilst we are at it, one of the Dark Heresy tabletop supplements outright has a class of Techpriest that deliberately voluntarily look human
to act as intermediaries for negotiations (optimized for best outcome with Imperial organisation was their rationale)
Yea these techpriests are just not show much in art because its not really as "iconic"
Less tech-priesty but more Ad Mech in general, they also wilingly use Ad Mech agents who look human but have a fuck ton of bionics inside for acts of intra-Imperium sabotage whenever they feel they need to steal info :p
which can be suprisingly often,
i should play mgs 3 remake I haven't even touched it yet I'm such a fool
or necessary if non-Ad Mech organisations know of a STC
These types exist yeah, you just don't see them as often
they're also hugeass dorks
Actually I think the one I'm thinking about in the grey knights book was very borged up it was just made to look very human
Deimos isn't very respectable anyways
👎
Take the shots for me, name thief
@storm jungle and since we are reading the same novel - one of the Hive characters just outright has so much artificial stuff in him that even though he is definitely not Ad Mech or has visible bionics, he can outright be considered a built post human anyways (Osgood)
my name first
false
Osgood makes sense as well since hes also a richgirl's aide too
That and even before that, dude was Tempestus, so he would probably still qualify for high end stuff medically
not gonna lie i separate you 2 by 1 simple thing
Sigsen is weird
Siggy is a crack addict
Nah Scions are differnet
they dont get to "retire" or go off to be bodyguards, hes a Militarum stormtroop, so basically an elite spec ops guy
Oh right true.
Also, for what it's worth, what little we see of richgirl, she is actually pretty reasonable for a person on a governor's seat lol
Yeah because Abnett cannot just make evil imperials lol
prob my biggest point of annoyance with this novel
Everytime something on a ship is damaged in Star Wars it's almost always the hyperdrive 😭
Lmao to be fair they actively target that stuff so the enemy ship cannot escape
ablative hyperdrives
I mean to be fair, the predecessor she is replacing is said to be evil (though we are, admittedly, not told how much, so yes, more on-screen depiction of said evil would be nice)...and also one of the Arbites characters is an actual stereotypical dick
Yeah again exactly my point lol
My guy cannot write morally questionable characters if his life depended on it unless its the antagonists who are just generic dickheads.
No person in a governor position in 40k would be some nice person, look at what we have IRL now

but anyway i digress, this is a Me thing
tons of people are gonna love this novel so ill stay in my hobbit hole
I'm gonna beat your cheeks
I will concede one thing though - given how it all ends, there is no telling whether she would just eventually turn into the average bad governor anyways
if the crisis did not end the way it did
||(And yes, having her do a good deed of sacrifice is not a guarantee that the goodness will stick should they survive in some alternate ending)||
Unless shots to the engines sends a power surge to the hyperdrive, I really see no reason why it happens.
Same reason every space battle is like this, plot
Very good point actually lol
Like a person's first day in office is a lot different from more into it
Also spoiler this but i agree yea
Fixed
i liked some of the takes from flesh and steel abt the mechanicus
the twist is just a bit obvious and everyone in this channel called it already
lmao
put some complexity on the dogma
Peak alert
I am just happy ||they embraced the possibility of two cults being active at once, and arguably also answered which cult will ultimately win out if that does happen
||
Lmfao same
that shit was funny
"I knew when to call it quits girl, i aint dealing with that shit"
The Imperium basically made sure the Mechanicus can't function on its own with the restriction of innovation.
like the part about how scriptually they really should not be making servitors, theyve just been bending the rules for ten thousand years now so fuck it
That was an admech thing
the Imperium cant place any dogma restrictions on admech
The AdMech only put those in place after they allied with the Imperium.
it was the emperor wasnt it
Exactly.
The Admech basically did the same back though 
he did kinda parasitize the religion
i always found it fascinating that every explorator story would be pure heresy if it wasn't explorators
and even then they have a hard time with the line between heretek and not themselves
they are deeply fascinating freaks
Indeed.
listen, applying an existing principle in a novel way is not innovation if the guy in charge clears it
so if you are the guy in charge
you get a lot of leeway
Cawl.
don’t ask what’s in the Primaris juice
He innovates due to Roboute.
he is causing problems
Though lorewise given how it is a known that (non book spoiler but still need to do it because context) ||at one point Tzeentch demons can actually manifest on a planet to defy a hive fleet to contest an imperial held planet||, this humorously implies ||Slaanesh just decided to not give a fuck about corrupting the place||
Cawl keeps the stuff he does secret, he outright says if he was found out he'd be killed.
the man has an AI on tap
And his "innovations" were just the Primaris
it’s just an advanced chatbot!!!
cawl pulling the inverse Turing test
||Yeah exactly tho the book does a good job of showcasing it still i think lol which is pretty funny, im surprised Abnett just showed enough respect to handle them that well||
real lore question why do plague marines have the poop tube
where do you think the ammo comes from
i been thinking about this
suit stuck
He gives due respect for all the antagonist portrayals to be sure
it just looks gross
thats it really
anything with chaos is this
a bit of my poo for you
Do y'all think the destruction of the means to make Phosphex was a just action?
the poop tube does magic stuff via being gross and diseasely
yes
form of worship
its literally self-aware white phosphorus
and WP is one of the most evil fucking weapons humanity has ever made
It's an evil flaming amoeba.
yea
definitely not just, I don't get to see worse warcrimes in 40k
not that I do anyway because GW are cowards
but
yeah the joke is the techpriest that did it had morality
and he paid the price for it
lmao
I swear I thought there was a weapon type banned by the imperium I just forgot
idk Steve Lyons thinks nukes are dangerous and prohibited technology
lmao yea when in reality they just arent used because it would be cheating
Adrathic Weapons?
Iirc the handwave is "nukes make everything too dirty compared to other weapons that are easier to clean up after" or something
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
which makes no fucking sense
lmao
I love also how 40k tries to downplay nukes
when they legit could wipe out entire continents
its hilarious
They could make nukes big enough to do that but GW are cowards
You can tell the authors legit got no idea how devastating nuclear weapons are
The 40k authors are just stupid.
Adrathic weapons I think yes but unlike some other weapons that were banned for being too destructive it's because they can't produce any more of them so only SoS and Stodes get them iirc
I wonder if it’s sort of them riffing off of dune where atomics are also proscribed weapons
That's what you're talking about.
Exactly yea you get it lmao
pretty sure any DAOT weapon the Dark Angels have were "banned" by the emperor and the imperium for being too destructive, it's just for everyone else and not the DA
