40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

I want the Imperium evil but like, what difference is there between the Imperium in 30k and 40k besides big E is running around being a failgirl

This Zardu Layak book ruined me

[storm jungle]

AGAIN

I WARNED YOU

TWO TIMES

😩

[storm jungle]

Basically 30k Imperium just kinda had more freedoms militarily and were a powerhouse demolishing everything with "improvements" kinda being made but not really.

Theres some good r*ddit threads exploring these but its also filled with apologists as well.

[vagrant fox]

It's an ok book except Layak whines about Monarchia so much

and that made me think about the Horus Heresy

[storm jungle]

My condolences

[vagrant fox]

Anyway I'm putting the HH from a 6/10 rating to a 4/10 you all have to abide by this

[rancid cove]

I won't

I LIKE SPACE MARINE SLOP AND I'M PROUD OF IT

https://tenor.com/tZsx2BaS0Sa.gif

[vagrant fox]

Read Pandorax instead

That's good slop

[rose thorn]

The fuck happened lol

[rose thorn]

Read spears of the emperor

That is space marine gem

[languid meadow]

the only Fable "criticism" I've heard is just the anti woke stuff and not the no morality thing

whar

[rose thorn]

The average space wolf player: (cw: the most racist bullshit ever lol)

[rancid cove]

the moment you see someone saying "blacks", wrap up and leave

[rancid cove]

Orks aint even black

[spare osprey]

Waow.
I had 40k representation in the form of Abhumans?
So coool.

[vagrant fox]

Has anyone read Veterans of The Fall yet is it good

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOOOOD

[rose thorn]

His racism DOESN’T WVEN MAKE SENSE

WHAT THE FUCK IS ZERG????

[storm jungle]

Starcraft tyranids

[vagrant fox]

Starcraft

[storm jungle]

I'll give it a look, its a novella so i might actually be able to finish it lol

[rose thorn]

???????

[storm jungle]

long story

lol

[languid meadow]

Super over simplified he's referencing a race that are just bugs like nids who have a popular very well known tactic called "zerg rush" which it's just spamming low tier roaches to swarm your enemy

But basically

Calling people sub human bugs

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/n898fgCruB also we finally have sanity back

[vagrant fox]

Xitter 40k moment

[crystal forum]

what's up with stupid people saying "transgenders" in the dumbest way possible

i swear they all do this

[languid meadow]

Gendah

[crystal forum]

do they think it's offensive

[storm jungle]

You heard em guys skitarii isnt happening

Pack it up

🗣️

[vagrant fox]

Tech adept copium off the rails

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

Eh I'll pick up veterans of the fall let's enjoy some guardslop

[storm jungle]

lemme know if its good

kasrkin stories dont have a good track record lol

[vagrant fox]

Synopsis is a bit eh but I'll have a go tomorrow

[languid meadow]

There's also a Scion story coming out... Unless I missed its launch

[storm jungle]

which one

[languid meadow]

The uhhh fuck

The one written by the guy who did the Scion short stories but I forgot the name

[vagrant fox]

Final Deployment?

by R S Wilt

[languid meadow]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

That came out a while ago

[languid meadow]

Holy compression

[vagrant fox]

I enjoyed it

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a fun novel

[crystal forum]

somebody just bought something i put in the steam market for like 500% of the normal price

[languid meadow]

What the fuck my brain still thinks it was announced 2 months agk

[crystal forum]

it's just 4$

[vagrant fox]

There's always a sucker

It's how I did business in EVE Online

[crystal forum]

apparently steam holds the funds for a few days when the purchase is weird

[languid meadow]

2 dola

[storm jungle]

I give you TEN DOLLAH

[crystal forum]

i forgot i even had that on the market

[vagrant fox]

Steam is cowards

[storm jungle]

Tbh its not THAT old

its like just a year i think?

[crystal forum]

steam only recently added a thing that makes it almost impossible to get scammed now when trading

they're actually taking action after so many fucking years

[vagrant fox]

Final Deployment was out like last august

[storm jungle]

yea its really not that old

[crystal forum]

you guys are old

[vagrant fox]

yea

I pinched a nerve

[crystal forum]

you're not supposed to just accept it

[storm jungle]

shut up coomstain

[vagrant fox]

I napped today

I kinda miss EVE Online

Sociopath ass game

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/6EQYC-MKXsQ?si=aInRGDMThSsvilVg

[crystal forum]

i wouldn't be surprised if many EVE online players are now in corporate middle management

cuthroat MMO's just prepare you for the shitty corporate life

[vagrant fox]

A lot of them worked in tech

At least in Goonswarm

A lot of doxxing and death threats because they're normal people

[copper island]

baaaaah

[crystal forum]

we got a sheep in here

[brave owl]

peenorts

[languid meadow]

this cat is what they model khajiits after

bro is like the pinnacle of them

[rancid cove]

yeah man maybe creating a new twitter account wasnt a good idea

[heady rivet]

Counter point

https://fixvx.com/yureiyks/status/2055394449241395646

Yūrei 幽霊 (@yureiyks)

https://t.co/qw86Tz5Q1I

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 15, 2026, 9:06 PM

[raven stone]

Quick Question
Given how I think the updated lore for Grey Knights kind of implies they don't always murder non-GK (or non-Ordo Malleus) Imperial forces anymore...
...what exactly do they do to try to keep secret?
(Context: I am only talking about a squad of 5 here, if it helps at all)

[rancid cove]

Any witnesses to the powers of Chaos

Anything, even if the person didnt know

They are wiping memories, killing people

Just making sure the local populace cannot have the knowledge of the Taint of Chaos

Plus the chapter's existence

[plush mason]

afaik they just gave up on the whole keeping secret stuff after Terra got flooded with daemon thanks to the great rift

[rancid cove]

Great

[arctic talon]

They kill people when they’re too exposed to chaos energies

Other then that they don’t give a shit anymore

[raven stone]

Oh wow so a borderline more sensible position then (and I am actually being sincere, compared to the past editions of "they murder allies regardless of whether they are deeply exposed or not")

[storm jungle]

"anabolic tithe" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[arctic talon]

More steroids

[rancid cove]

I regret ever checking his profile theres even more cringe shite there

"CEO of racism" memes

[storm jungle]

Do we even have any examples of this besides terra?

[storm jungle]

we had them do a mass-purge on Charadon due to that clusterfuck there

[arctic talon]

Yeah, they don’t purge the people who survived the murder curse if they were around the SoS

And also on Armageddon

They didn’t purge the guardsmen

After the fact

(Yet)

[storm jungle]

yeah because they were getting purged by BTs

YEET

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

Also yeah war is still ongoing

[arctic talon]

Tbh there might be a purge

[dapper gyro]

Purge the Cadians. They always have something to do with chaos.

[arctic talon]

A lot of them are obviously corrupted

[storm jungle]

theres 100% gonna be one

[arctic talon]

Including the marines

lol

[storm jungle]

the entire planet is fucking ruined

[storm jungle]

tbh

marines and sisters get mindwiped

[storm jungle]

its the um

"others"

that get liquidated

💀

[arctic talon]

So do tech priests and skitarii for some reason

lol

Except for when they resist

[storm jungle]

skitarii is prob because its just easier

[arctic talon]

Then they get the good ol bolter surgery

lol

[dapper gyro]

Even the SoB got mass corrupted in that battle.

[storm jungle]

nah we are talking about Charadon

[raven stone]

So...do they or don't they :p?

[dapper gyro]

Oh, wrong place.

[arctic talon]

They don’t according to the codex

[storm jungle]

which one

[arctic talon]

They did fucking mass exterminate at charadon

[arctic talon]

9e

[storm jungle]

damn

[arctic talon]

It says they don’t mass purge unless the exposure is too great now

But like

We dunno what counts as “too great”

[rancid cove]

ok 40k twitter has some bangers

[arctic talon]

There’s also a short story

Where they don’t blow a guardsmen’s head off for seeing a daemon

But like meh

[storm jungle]

The danger of unrestricted knowledge of the daemonic has been proven in the blood of entire worlds in which it wasallowed to fester. Thus, not even the Grey Knights’ greatest victories, upon worlds that have been thoroughly sanctified, can be known to Imperial citizens.

Men and women who survive a daemonic incursion, even those who have impressed the Grey Knights with their stoic resolve in the face of mindwrenching madness, are ruthlessly purged during extensive post-battle processing by the Ordo Malleus.

The existence of such survivors is obviated by the Inquisition so completely that no record remains of certain regiments or ships’ crews even being assigned to the system in question.It is likely that some forces recorded asbeing lost in the warp en route to their deploymentactually reachedtheir destination and fought with courage, only for the survivors to be rounded up, interrogated and executed. The Grey Knights are sometimes party to these purges as well, but the Ordo Malleus has resources and experience to conduct many by itself.

• Codex: Grey Knights (9th Edition)

[raven stone]

Damn

[arctic talon]

Nvm then

I must have misremembered

[raven stone]

Well that's the GK option out the window for my considerations lol

[storm jungle]

What consideration

theres always exceptions

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

This is easily fixable as like

"Hey these people are with me im an Inquisitor so fuck off"

lol

[rancid cove]

This only goes so far some times too
Some chapters (very few) will happily throw jabs at the Inquisition, that is if they can pay the price

[raven stone]

Yea like...I can see the Inquisitor managing to convince the squad to not purge the Rogue Trader herself

but the rest of the army...lol

[storm jungle]

Oh nah yea thats easy

[rancid cove]

mind wipe

[storm jungle]

The easily replacable parts of the army would be purged but the handpicked/"elite" ones would get to remain

but again kinda need more context

lol

[rancid cove]

Would they kill servitors as well or those are not even considered human? (outside of killing range)

[dapper gyro]

So much admin.

[storm jungle]

not even human they cant even think

lobotomy

[raven stone]

It's all good, just thinking of what I would actually do for an 11th army, now that the Q&A had just outright said Imperial Agents will not get new detachment on release :p

[dapper gyro]

You know what, I declare that admin actions are woke.

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

Look worst case

Inquisitor pal appears

"All these people will get mindwiped not killed"

badabing badaboom

MIB that shit

at the end of the day its still grimdark because they will not remember anything from this great deed they did

theres a reason the MIB movies endings are always sad as shit when a character gets mindwiped

[copper island]

so if i square up like a cultist killteam with a space marine killteam, how could the combat balance possibly be maintained here

[rancid cove]

There might be some back and forth heated discussion but the GK will usually obey
Some Inquisitors may never be seen again tho

[raven stone]

true lol. Or the Imperial Navy Breachers are actually Inquisition Stomtroopers in Naval Breaching gear.
And the Rouge Trader is just there becasue penance/mindwipe/Inquisitor's handpicked pal/whatever

[arctic talon]

Tabletop wise you have more bodies and you have more actions

Also you have guns that can kill them lol

Lore wise

You have more numbers

And more weapons

[storm jungle]

^

also like

[rancid cove]

Numbers and powerful weapons can be among them

[storm jungle]

as much as official material wanks marines

[arctic talon]

The tabletop is balanced to be fun

[rancid cove]

Krak, plasma, melta

[storm jungle]

numbers ALWAYS overcome brawn

lol

[copper island]

im thinkin of getting the blooded cus they seem neat

[copper island]

that's so peak

[arctic talon]

Blooded are great

[copper island]

❤️

[arctic talon]

They’re tons of fun

[dapper gyro]

That's the same things...

[copper island]

i love the little guys and the little aliens

[storm jungle]

funny, the Blooded killteam book where they fight against Ultramarines and its lore bits actually showcase this perfectly where they dispatch some marines lol

[arctic talon]

You don’t have guns that can hurt marines as easily on average

lol

Blooded Killteam absolutely does

But I thought they were talking about the cultist cultist Killteam

The only gets stub pistols

[rancid cove]

Even the most useless of pieces of shit can gang up on a marine and take them down
False Gods has multiple Sons of Horus marines being drowned in mud by actual revived corpses by the forces of Chaos
They were weak as fuck but even then, they got dragged down

[surreal nest]

space marines only seem strong because they are the propaganda angels of a dying empire but they are not that strong in comparison to like 90% of warhammer

[arctic talon]

Well

They’re strong compared to a lot of stuff

[storm jungle]

god it reminds me of Kingpin fighting and slaughtering the Daredevil protesters in Season 2

[arctic talon]

They still fucking die though

lol

[storm jungle]

he destroys them one by one

but eventually the horde just overcomes him

and they beat the shit out of him

LMAO

[surreal nest]

space marines can kill homeless people

[arctic talon]

Like a marine vs a singular cultist isn’t fucking fair

[rancid cove]

"VANESSA. WHEN I WAS A CHILD. IN THE CITIES OF HELL'S KITCHEN. I UNDERWENT THE SUPERHUMAN SERUM TRIALS."

[arctic talon]

Or vs a singular fire warrior

Ect.

But like

There’s 30 of them

And they have guns and sharp objects

lol

[dapper gyro]

Solar Auxilia kill about as many marines as the loyalist marines did.

[nocturne crest]

Which ones are the blooded again?

[copper island]

im looking at the killteam section of the warhammer website, and im not seeing the blooded anymore? have they sold out?

[arctic talon]

Traitor guardsmen

[nocturne crest]

Ah.

[arctic talon]

They’re sold as a normal box now

Iirc

They’re not a KT box now

I’d double check the contwnts

Or you can buy it second hand

[fervent geode]

I don’t think the normal box has everything for the KT though

So it’s one of those you have to assemble

[nocturne crest]

I've been meaning to ask, but can those cadians from the new KT been used in a GSC army,

[rancid cove]

They can still tank a lot and kill a lot of shit before going down
Again, marines dying is purely dependent of multiple factors and plot

[fervent geode]

Like warpcoven

[surreal nest]

pretty sure blooded are declassified

[fervent geode]

Yeah you could bash them into cultists

[arctic talon]

Anyways case in point of how a marine dies lol

[fervent geode]

I think at least for this season yeah

[fervent geode]

Throw a Krak on face

[rancid cove]

"GET THE HEROIN NEEDLE THE NEEDLE"

[arctic talon]

They don’t got kraks

[surreal nest]

yeah and the xenos equivalent to a space marine can tank alot and not die

[arctic talon]

They’re broke

[fervent geode]

RIP

[rancid cove]

it depends purely on plot and author still

[surreal nest]

you can use tabletop stats if you want to

[dapper gyro]

In the Secret level short, the marines were fighting against normal people turned cultists.

[arctic talon]

Tabletop isn’t lore accurate explicitly

[rancid cove]

ew tabletop
we don't do that here
this is the independent chat of lore

[arctic talon]

Also the cultists should have at least injured with the bolter headshot lol

[dapper gyro]

Fighting an actual trained military and the lore would be different.

[surreal nest]

yeah but what else can i say if somebody is just gonna keep saying depends on the book

[arctic talon]

Marine armor is good

But it’s not that good

[storm jungle]

SHUT

[fervent geode]

Better than flak

[arctic talon]

Like that would fucking hurt

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/kM3Yx388G6d.gif

[storm jungle]

this is shown really well in Vraks

the Scorpions lose like fucking-

2 companies trying to take a fucking massive breach in a citadel well

because they keep getting hit with like

krak grenades

rpgs

[surreal nest]

homeless people rushing them with motorcycles

[storm jungle]

ogryns

tanks

lmao

[fervent geode]

Or at Calth when UM need to take cover and fight asymmetrically against WB Auxilia

SolAux

[arctic talon]

You forgot the plasma smh

lol

And the dreaded heavy flamer trap

lol

[dapper gyro]

That tank in secret level if mained by actual soldiers would absolutely obliterate the 4 marines.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But they’re dumbass cultists

As in actual dumbass cultists

[fervent geode]

Hell the Nightwatch in Thramas did a number on the NL for a while

[storm jungle]

BASED BASED BASED

[arctic talon]

The vraks renegade militia

Are actually well trained

lol

They’re not just normal cultist bumfucks

[fervent geode]

This is why traitor guard are superior

[arctic talon]

well some are but you know what I mean

[dapper gyro]

Loyal guard fought against chaos marines non stop as well.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

All the time yeah

[rancid cove]

]

[storm jungle]

LMAO

IM GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME

like i say this as a massive Scary Movie fan holy shit that joke was bad

pronoun jokes are funnier when its like

kills someone
"Yeah now you are THEY/WAS"

[arctic talon]

Oh also the specter squad comes with a fuck ton of extra bits

[arctic talon]

Was/were

[storm jungle]

Real

i laughed now even reading it becaues its so stupid

compared to like "attack helicopter"

[fervent geode]

Yummy

[copper island]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HISrSIkacAAKP2j.webp

ciss*ids 💔

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/jqGK23bJD1V.gif

THE SAME FUCKING JOKE

[languid meadow]

The only time I found the joke funny was the "woke army" turning the "Chad based army" into they/was

Yum

With the start of the Russo-Ukrainian war

[copper island]

neither of these armies are chad, based, or even woke

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380676895821004930/1483044457409413282/Untitled-2.gif

[fervent geode]

I wish the Woke Bearers would come and kill everyone

[dapper gyro]

You can be the 1st in the line.

[fervent geode]

Believe me I will be

Won’t be much of a line though

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

Average chaos marine backstory

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/gzHRJm-hl2c?t=0&si=faUWqVyMG_Xg_GeW

[rancid cove]

"I was a willing participant of the CRUEL regime of the Imperium.... but once they stopped me from killing defenseless CHILDREN (spits with disgust at the mention), I rebelled..."

[spare osprey]

"My parents... died early; left me and my sister catching rats!"

[fervent geode]

“Used to teach kids how to read, now they’ve grown up I eat them hearts for the gods”

[rancid cove]

"Now I teach kids how to read Chaos sigils so they can aid me in the ritual of invocation of Daemons and put them inside of the other kids."

[copper island]

the manifestations of chaos versus the imperium gotta be the WORST band for band in fictional history

pol pot vs adolf hitler

[fervent geode]

Real and based

[heady rivet]

Pol Pot had more efficiency if we're keeping score

[fervent geode]

Wdym we are literally the truth against the fascists

[rancid cove]

I have to thank you for getting me interested in the WB, they are more peak than I could've imagined

[fervent geode]

It was all Lorgar, I’m glad to have been possessed by his discombobulating will

[rancid cove]

Look at least one side admits to being evil before shootin you in the face

[fervent geode]

I think he meant in comparison to Chaos

[jade holly]

No wonder the Night Lords suck, they were founded in Fr**ce

[fervent geode]

It was much worse

[fervent geode]

Hungarians actually

So even worse

[crystal forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FpqH-BClTjc?si=d6b2U63CGAPfGL3I

votaan starting up their local ancestor core

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah guys please can yall not talk that stuff in here 😭

[opaque coyote]

We shall talk about fictional genocides.

So... about the Interex-

[crystal forum]

watch the funny video

genocides are for losers

[rancid cove]

GET OUT OF MY HEAAAD

GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAD

[storm jungle]

APOLLYON

MY WARQUEEN

[rancid cove]

I HAVE ALMOST 2K HOURS INTO THIS GAME, I HAVE HIDDEN IT FROM MY LIBRARY

IT WHISPERS TO ME LIKE THE FUCCKING GREEN GOBLIN MASK

MAKE IT STOOOOP

[quiet orchid]

FOR HONOR IS CALLING US

[quiet orchid]

I'M YOUR GREEN GOBLIN

[heady rivet]

I used to main Nobushi and Warden but only one of them got me death threats

[quiet orchid]

LET'S PLAY FOR HONOR

[quiet orchid]

Nobushi too?

Damn

[storm jungle]

Nobushi main

Munda player

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1490894619570077803/mtxh9m5.gif

[quiet orchid]

I used to be decent with any character

[heady rivet]

And I dont even own House Ty minis

Fucked up

[quiet orchid]

no 😔

[heady rivet]

Yeah I used to hip that coin at people

[storm jungle]

👎

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-nobushi-gif-6026320990036069580

[storm jungle]

Orientalist 🫵

[heady rivet]

Trve

[storm jungle]

🔇

[quiet orchid]

I love her, she was the first one that I bought at this game

[heady rivet]

Hilariously Japanese

[heady rivet]

I was mostly Warden at the end of the day but better with Nobushi tbh

[quiet orchid]

understandable

for a long time I played with nobushi, she was my favorite

[copper island]

hnrgh

fine !

[quiet orchid]

but when I started to try another characters, I fell in love with Berserker and any type of assassin

[storm jungle]

🫵

[heady rivet]

Quit gooning

[storm jungle]

Dont let the Mundagooner bait you either

guy is a complete twitch streamer

[rancid cove]

https://x.com/gramnel_/status/2055045279267574138?s=46 @storm jungle look at this its adoravle

GRamnel (@gramnel_)

Viltrumites on Earth

X · May 14, 2026, 9:59 PM

[copper island]

have you guys heard of sasketchewan babblefapping

[rancid cove]

SHUT UP AAA

[heady rivet]

Dont let this distract you from buying your Necromunda Gang

[copper island]

I DONT WANT

NECROMUNDA 😡

[rancid cove]

Nobushi main, necromunda fan... I know what you are..

[heady rivet]

Thats not true, nobody thinks that

[heady rivet]

A cool guy

Thats super right about things

And awesome

[spare osprey]

Very cool.

[quiet orchid]

I don't understand...

I was nobushi player... And munda is kinda cool..

[spare osprey]

-# Another one!

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-true-cowpoke-pooner-qianlong-gif-3827914201118197286

[rancid cove]

Beheading at main street

[dapper gyro]

If you love Munda that much, you can always go to India, some South African city or just London.

Oh, you know what, the flood gate for Las Vegas also works.

Free apartment, too.

[quiet orchid]

I'm already brazillian, its enough

[heady rivet]

That reminds me whats the ETA on you getting that Escher gang

[rancid cove]

CAMPEÃO MUNDIAAAAAAL

[dapper gyro]

When they say that they are number 1, you just have to add a 7 after that.

(It was painful for me watching that game live back in the day as well)

[vagrant fox]

Coward

[heady rivet]

Oooooo you want to pick the gang box up ooooo

[spare osprey]

Hey! My Mole People earned that territory!

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[quiet orchid]

I want to bad...

Look at these muscles

I want that on my birthday

I'll force Lynx to buy it for me

But for now

[heady rivet]

[quiet orchid]

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805328558997897257/1289490069882929263/michealfuckingdies.gif

[timid pasture]

Is This real?

Did MJ rlly die like that

[copper island]

yeah

[wintry cloud]

https://youtu.be/4OBuMtv-1MI?si=CmNewMen-eU2ZfoP

[opaque coyote]

I need to find the STC fragment

That makes the powder

That makes you say

Skiitari tomorrow

Also

https://youtu.be/6gwj5fxaxvg?si=wnMH8MbYuIjBFZet

Bros only brought iron armor and tools against a warden they're cooked

[jade holly]

Skitarii tomorrow

[timid pasture]

This is the best one ive seen

[fervent geode]

Turns out the new class is medical Servitor (now with legs)

[jade holly]

We finally took him with us

[fervent geode]

About damn time

[daring creek]

Medicae servitor is where he needs to be

[dapper gyro]

Nah, it should have been a backpack cosmetic.

[fervent geode]

Real

[lament shoal]

Ngl that would be a hilariously great fit for the ogryn lmao

[vital ginkgo]

Which marines suffer more

World eaters fully given in to the butcher's nails or blood angels in black rage?

[steel ingot]

wrong answer its ultramarines when you are mean to them and hurt their feelings

also iunno they both get in a "dont feel pain" sorta thing

maybe eaters

[fervent geode]

In terms of pain prob Weaters

In terms of affect prob Black Rage

Since Weaters lost to the nails can come back sometimes, but the immense throbbing pain stays

Only two bangles have come back from the rage

[rocky gale]

Love good old reliable League matchmaking, I'm wondering why my botlane is getting fisted, turns out it was two lvl 20 noob accounts who were having to lane vs Plat 4 players for some reason

[coarse pumice]

Like the imperium in general. Boxy, outdated tanks, banzai charges, divine emperor.

[coarse pumice]

Why does she have Priss hair?

(Also that Eldar might be my spirit animal)

[solid horizon]

Holy moly that's a lot of bits indeed

[surreal nest]

What in the actual fuck is this

What the fuck are they feeding this guy

[misty vector]

Pretty orky looking human

[surreal nest]

They must feed that dude oats and Pepsi or some shit

[steel ingot]

they're feeding him growth hormones baby

he's like a skyscraper if every floor was made of muscles

[heady rivet]

HOUSE GOLIATH BABYYYYY

[storm jungle]

Enlighten this loser Pusher

[heady rivet]

On Necromunda, one of the lords Helmawr decided to get obsessed with the concept of the "ultimate worker" that was strong, dumb, and loyal. So he set House Escher and House Van Saar to create one through a combo of their natural talents for biochemistry and general advanced tech respectively. The result, after a lot of work and war, were the Goliaths. Vatgrown "perfect" workers to man the forges 25 hours a day and 8 days a week. So they mass-produced millions and shipped em all over the planet to every hive. Only "downside" was a drastically shortened lifespan and dimmer intelligence. Over the centuries however, they started speaking their own languages and forming their own culture. Eventually, they rose up as a unified force and took over the industries they were previously enslaved at. Within 2 millenia, they were risen to full on Clan House status.

Then, as time went on, they found the previously sterile men could occasionally breed with the always-fertile Goliath women to create natural born Goliath with longer (by comparsion) lifespans and intelligent (by comparison) thought. And then come the Natborn. That guy is a Natborn. Ajex Gorgoth. Alpha in Hive Primus.

As a side note of hilarity: House Escher wanted to breed with them and House Van Saar wanted to organ farm them. They came out sterile with incompatible organs and both sides accused the other of sabotaging it

[storm jungle]

wait WHAT

I DIDNT KNOW THE BREEDING BIT

Well it wouldnt be 40k without weird genetic experiments i guess

[surreal nest]

Necromunda gangs sound as petty and goofy as skaven clans

[storm jungle]

they arent that goofy

[storm jungle]

i think you just cant recognize peak

which is normal

[surreal nest]

Is goof an insult to stupid people or something

[storm jungle]

LMAOOO referring to them as "breeding stock" is crazy

😭

[heady rivet]

"I assure you Lord Alberoth its important we keep the penises this size and the hands this veiny"

[heady rivet]

Yeah <3

[raven stone]

...not really?
You'd needto pair it with a really venomous verbal tone for the word "goof" to be considered a full blown insult...

[surreal nest]

You fucking GOOF.

Yeah I see it

Straight up goofball

[surreal nest]

Real recognize real turn dilara into swiss cheese

@arctic talon thoughts on Celestial Insidiants/Murderwing? Any good or a pass?

Was considering the Deathwatch killteam but 5 models is such a scam but their rules seem fun as shit

[steel ingot]

wasnt one of the things about goliath that they were pretending to be dumb for a bit before they rebelled

and then it was revealed most of them are actually viscously smart and it makes their bulk that much more lethal

[storm jungle]

So was reading the Abnett hive book

• Matt Ward: Famous already but has extensively helped in Tide games and still continues to do
• Michael Knight: Has worked with Ward on the Darktide cast for performance/voice acting
• Mary Rönnberg: VFX at Fatshark
• Mårten Stormdal: Narrative Director at Fatshark
• Anton Aleksandrov: Narrative Designer at Fatshark

Abnett W?

[rocky gale]

I like to think that the first part implies that they all play Darktide together

[storm jungle]

It legit makes it sound that way, putting them at the top before authorial credits as well is very interesting

[steel ingot]

if i know one thing about abnett

he's a fucking nerd

so yeah prolly

darktide w

[storm jungle]

We hit it big lads

🗣️

[steel ingot]

DARKTIDE SHOUTOUTS FROM ABNETT

WE WIN

100 tideillion players to darktide

[storm jungle]

I was reading "warband" and "rejects" and i was like

"No... that cant be right.... wait...."

https://klipy.com/gifs/wait-what-wait-a-minute-1--k01KRRGPDKMHTE35R0N90RZ07RN

[rocky gale]

What class do we think Abnett plays?

[dapper gyro]

I read it as if those guys are the rejects themselves...

[storm jungle]

Yeah hence my confusion, then i checked and all the people hes referencing is FS staff lol

[rocky gale]

I bet he plays Veteran and larps as Gaunt, dressing him up like a Commissar

[storm jungle]

Hes definitely that "default" type of shooter player fr

[heady rivet]

God I hope I've been toxic towards him before

The like

Two times I ever got toxic

[languid meadow]

#goals

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWCCt0tiVtI/

Kind of odd

To remember these are real human beings and not like book fairies

[storm jungle]

Who, authors?

[languid meadow]

Yes

GRRM playing Elden ring so he doesn't have to finish writing

[storm jungle]

Tbh its mostly because they dont really have any physical/public presence when it comes to BL writers.

Ive seen Abnett like.... 5 times in my entire life on a video lol

other BL writers are even more non-existent

just names on a book cover

[winged jacinth]

60% of them are abnett pen names

[fervent geode]

It’s cool shit imo

[urban spire]

huh, there's squat tech priests?

[vagrant fox]

dan slopnett

[raven stone]

OH it's out? Time to grab it...

[lofty crystal]

It's why I don't think they're real

[storm jungle]

BRUH

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny--k01KRRK5S71MCHFN3Q4V4C87MXZ

[storm jungle]

JUST bought the epub like 2 hours ago yea

[vagrant fox]

You mean equivalent or straight up techies

[raven stone]

I mean I should be busy job searching and doing household chores, so...I'll just have to grab it and read it later at some point.

[lofty crystal]

They could be anyone and we wouldn't know. John French wasn't real, it was you the whole time writing his books

[urban spire]

dan abnett is definitely a book fairy though

[rocky gale]

I don't think you're allowed to call them that anymore

[vagrant fox]

I don't think so

[urban spire]

i'm a tra*** i'm allowed

[vagrant fox]

It's cool that bl doesn't say when books are out, guess I'll read the one I bought first

[urban spire]

fuck that's nowhere near as funny as if i was allowed to just say the slur

i just picked up flesh and steel this morning

[raven stone]

(How is book fairy a ... bad term?)

[fervent geode]

Guys im actually both Nick Kyme and Jude Reid at the same time, I’ve also been David Annandale when he wrote Damnation of Pythos and Ben Counter writing Battle for the Abyss

[urban spire]

fairy is kinda derogatory term for gay dudes

[fervent geode]

I have no regrets

[raven stone]

Oh I geninely did not know that...

[lofty crystal]

I was just thinking that you especially seemed very Annandale-esque

[storm jungle]

GEM ALERT

[storm jungle]

Spekaing as a queer person myself you can use it

like

[rocky gale]

Yea an English bully calling someone a book fairy, would be them calling them a gay nerd.

[fervent geode]

My thoughts exactly, I should have written Apostle as Kyme though

[storm jungle]

ive NEVER seen a person say the word "fairy" as a slur

also its too whimsical

[urban spire]

it used to be more of one but it's largely reclaimed

[storm jungle]

its kinda like how gay people call each other f*gs at times lol

[dapper gyro]

Anything is a slur if you used it enough times with bad intention.

[vagrant fox]

As your Reid authorsona can you upp the story quality a bit the prose is good but the stories need a bit of oomph

[urban spire]

every common three letter abbreviation for japanese became a slur during world war 2 lmao

[vagrant fox]

Mostly a UK thing innit

[dapper gyro]

Medical conditions turned in to slurs all the time.

[vagrant fox]

My English friend almost got beat up for calling his friend a southern fairy

[dapper gyro]

Pedo just means kid, but look at that word now...

[fervent geode]

I was actually planning to up the gore but I’ll keep that in mind thanks

[celest cedar]

and then you have tojos 😭

[vagrant fox]

I'm going to make you read every Kyme Salamander book

[urban spire]

i have no idea what a tojo is

[fervent geode]

just kill me

[fervent geode]

Some guy named Hideki

[urban spire]

isn't that the main yakuza clan from the yakuza games

[celest cedar]

Hideki Tojo

[fervent geode]

He was the PM of Japan during the big ww2

[lofty crystal]

Compared to the Little WW2

[fervent geode]

And like the big bad for the allies in the east

[fervent geode]

1937-1941

[rocky gale]

Tojo was PM of Japan during the war, so his name became a way of referring to a Japanese person or the Japanese in general

[fervent geode]

Got big

[storm jungle]

I only know Tojo from playing CoD world at war

[urban spire]

damn i never knew that

[storm jungle]

where the american troops sometimes refer to the Japanese as "tojo"

lol

[fervent geode]

Tojo looks like my old math teacher

[vagrant fox]

I know it from racist cartoons, like a man

[urban spire]

danish racist cartoons?

[raven stone]

The Asian theatre of the war is somewhat under represented outside of Asia as a whole when it comes to history lessons TBF

[fervent geode]

American patriot in faroe

[rocky gale]

Huh, one of these things is not like the other

[fervent geode]

Invade rn mr president

[storm jungle]

Its probably one of the most inhuman parts of the war so not surprising

[celest cedar]

lmaooo automodded but understandable

[vagrant fox]

WW2 ones, Danes target the muslims

[urban spire]

iwo jima was so fucked up lmao

[dapper gyro]

Tommy was also a slur for a while.

[fervent geode]

A lot of the battles down east were

[urban spire]

makes sense, ours do that too

[dapper gyro]

During and after WW1.

[fervent geode]

Burma road was a hellscape or so I’m told

[raven stone]

That and also just...natural topograhpical distance drift. Like, I would be clueless if you asked me about details of American war of Independence or US Civil War details (beyond certain names and even then not a guarantee I would know the name thrown at me)

[storm jungle]

yeah its basically on the rightest corner of the world so lol

[vagrant fox]

I'm proud to be an American not

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-pharoah-fire-explosion-fire-gif-14818510714477359666

[urban spire]

thinkin about moving to spain

[dapper gyro]

It is ok to be proud of it. Especially because you are proud of it, you should critic it.

[urban spire]

wonder what the anarchist scene is like over there these of days

[vagrant fox]

WW2 really popped off in Asia, underrated theatre

[fervent geode]

I think FAI still exists actually

Underground prob as per the usual

[celest cedar]

theres also the incredible racism directed towards Japanese people, especially Japanese Americans who were put into camps under suspicion that they were gonna be working with the Imperial Japanese.

[urban spire]

not much to be proud of in america right now

[vagrant fox]

This just makes me miss my Egyptian friend Omar

[fervent geode]

Got deep lore down in SE Asia esp

[vagrant fox]

Even if I'm not American?

[fervent geode]

RIP hope yall can have a meet up or smth

[dapper gyro]

Of where ever you are from.

[celest cedar]

so fact: the US Army did more beach landings than the US marines ever did in the entire war...

[raven stone]

True, although in the modern 2026 context, the history itself is swept under the rug, though the racism seems to have ended (and redirected at illegal immigrants/maybe Chinese at some level)

[urban spire]

huh

[fervent geode]

Yeap

It’s like been an ideological guide to the CNT

The Anarchist Core of the Trade Union

Pretty based ngl

[dapper gyro]

I wouldn't say that "history itself is swept under the rug". You can't live and work in dread forever.

[vagrant fox]

There's some cheap housing in Portugal, Spain, and Romania. But it's too hot

[dapper gyro]

Things have to change, and while some should never be forgotten, it shouldn't linger.

[raven stone]

Yea, ok, that is also fair, I use that term more in the sense of people don't pay too much attention to it. But as you say, probably for the best.

[vagrant fox]

Nah he's married and I don't want to go to Egypt, he used to call me his pharaoh from the pharaoh islands tho

[urban spire]

these "anarchism in [country]" articles are okay for history, but the failure to talk about modern day anarchism is kinda glaring

[fervent geode]

Based lol

[urban spire]

it's not like we went away

[fervent geode]

Yeah but anarchist circles get less uh

Attention rn

Unfortunately

There’s also less action, a lot less propaganda of the deed

Arguably in some places

Communism (specifically some breed of Leninism) is often depicted as the big red bad and the proles are made to flock to that if they gain consciousness

[urban spire]

so sick of lenin

i hope he dies

[fervent geode]

Kropotkin already predicted the Nomenklatura and Dacha commie elites and he just made it happen lol

[rocky gale]

Bro's just sleeping

[urban spire]

why were all the shitass russian communists so hot

[dapper gyro]

Charisma is their weapon.

[urban spire]

look at fucking stalin when he was young

[dapper gyro]

Since they don't have money like some other regimes.

[fervent geode]

He got that Georgian in him

[dapper gyro]

Che Guevara is only remembered because he was hot.

Otherwise, dude is just a slightly more than a pawn.

[fervent geode]

Tbh he did a lot of “revolutionary adventurism” and activism too, I’ll give him credit for going literally wherever and not sitting his ass in Cuba like a normal person

Even Perón told him in the end not to go to Bolivia and that he’d fucking die and he didn’t listen lol

Anyways guess who fucking died

[vagrant fox]

Truly Hwang Jang-Yop was the ultra hottie

[celest cedar]

those are gigantic pupils highkey

[urban spire]

he just had dark eyes

[fervent geode]

Did he have a winning smile though

“Enver Hoxha is wielding the Sword of Albanian National Fatherland🗣️ 🔥 “

Actual quote from one of his propaganda songs iirc

[vagrant fox]

I don't think Hwang Jong-Yop ever smiled

makes sense for the guy who invented juche

[rocky gale]

Damn, he invented juice?

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[rocky gale]

What a legend

[vagrant fox]

but the pulpy kind

like a freak

[urban spire]

i'm surprised grey knights have tech marines

[fervent geode]

Invents Juche

Defects to South Korea

Same energy as Park Chung Hee being a ex member of a Korean Communist Party

[fervent geode]

You always need someone to do the maintenance

[urban spire]

psykers are just very rare in the admech is all

[fervent geode]

Techmarines don’t come from the admech tho

[urban spire]

they are ordained

[vagrant fox]

He had some interesting ideas like making it less about class and more about the people in general but then it turned into juche, whoops

[fervent geode]

Even GK just send some people to Mars (or maybe Deimos idfk) to get trained and shit

[vagrant fox]

why not defect

[fervent geode]

That much is true

[fervent geode]

Damn

[fervent geode]

Yeah I sorta totally get it now lol

[vagrant fox]

Reckon it's time to get snacks from the store and read Veterans of The Fall, which I bought yesterday like a chud because I didn't know when Hive was coming out

[celest dome]

While we have previously seen some Psyker among Admech forces, they seem to not be Tech Priests

[urban spire]

yeah, which is why i was surprised grey knights have techmarines

[storm jungle]

GK are still a Marine chapter at the end of the day

so its not that weird really

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1505187219198050304/go-69.mp4?ex=6a09b656&is=6a0864d6&hm=2892dc93e886ee84e5bf1f78a141ed4e946914ad8ecf2ad47ed56a57e79d10c1& when the AI bubble pops but then I see Triple T starts to disintegrate

[celest dome]

Have we ever had a story about a Librairian initiate ?

[fervent geode]

Unfortunately Salamander Omnibus

Hazon Dak’ir is one

[arctic talon]

Fun killteams. also deathwatches rules are good tbh

[celest dome]

Wait it was a SM that had a Psychic awakening ?

[surreal nest]

in your honest opinion is it worth 5 for 70 bucks

cuz if so i will 100% go deathwatch over either of those

[arctic talon]

If you enjoy how the killteam seems to play on paper yes

if you like how they look double yes

they are expensive as shit though

which is bleh

so yknow

[surreal nest]

im mostly into murder wing because of the dragging enemies around thing

plus the champiom model with the beak and axe

[fervent geode]

Yeap

If you want a fresh recruit that gets turned into a librarian uhhh, closest thing I can think of is Hyperion from the Emperor’s Gift and he’s not even a Librarius

[arctic talon]

doomrider mentioned

[fervent geode]

Hell yeah

[storm jungle]

lmao eat shit white scars

[coarse pumice]

5'4"

[heady rivet]

Important to note he ordered his face be smoothed because he had pox scars

[vagrant fox]

Oh blessed day

[vagrant fox]

Is that Khanlusa

nah

[surreal nest]

yeah i think im gonna go pick up a deathwatch killteam their rules are fucking insane

im a sucker for adaptability and being able to change to a weapon profile is insane

[rancid cove]

i overslept so fucking much

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-fuck-you-asshole-gif-678221814522014649

[storm jungle]

man

im really trying to like this Abnett book

it feels like im having a stroke whenever i read these conversations

holy shit the lingo is so annoying

[vagrant fox]

owned

I'm kinda vibing with Veterans of The Fall

[storm jungle]

Good. Probably leagus better than this

[languid meadow]

channeling all my belter and cyberpunk lingo into understanding this

[storm jungle]

DUDE SAME

At least cyberpunk largely uses english words

"choom" is like the only exception

[rancid cove]

What the fuck is this

[arctic talon]

Cyberpunk uses weird slang but usually existing words remixed

Gangoon

lol

[vagrant fox]

This seems to be the Abnettverse at its strongest

[storm jungle]

^

Frhak, kherti, frhaka, jha, burboe, chofa, jheek, jant, ecja,

holy shit just stop

it almost sounds like south african slurs or some shit

[queen laurel]

Salamanders when ignean

[vagrant fox]

igneans

we hate them

[queen laurel]

we who's we you speak in french?

[storm jungle]

Im not even at 100 pages yet and im already struggling

[outer wave]

Maybe he should make a slang translation section in his books if he has so many of these

Especially if they're hard to understand even in context

[wintry cloud]

awesome screenshot

[storm jungle]

Yeah agreed, im not even sure if there is any. A good author actually at least puts a slang translation for these right at the bottom of a page usually

[languid meadow]

there's like 3 I can pick out

[storm jungle]

Im also struggling a lot from jumping POVs, theres been like 10 POV jumps rn

[outer wave]

Once per chapter or 10 within a singular chapter?

[storm jungle]

Once per chapter.

Some old farmer, some ganger, some factory worker, some soldiers

like what is this lol

[outer wave]

Huh weird

Least its not 10 in one chapter

[storm jungle]

theres also POV swaps in the middle of Chapters to unrelated characters

auuuugh

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-god-kill-this-white-devil-white-devil-anime-pray-gif-3459143917308405490

[winged jacinth]

When you hear a white kid in london speaking in patois

[storm jungle]

REAL

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

[vagrant fox]

us all here

[winged jacinth]

https://youtu.be/Kk-Fum6YMOw
this is all i could think of

[storm jungle]

LMAO

NOT KYLE

[winged jacinth]

Blood on me trainers?
Nah cant risk it

Dan Abnett book where everyone talks like eurodance djs

[solid horizon]

dark skitarii tomorrow

[languid meadow]

immortan joe

[rancid cove]

Me when knee surgery tomorrow

Blood Angels fans when you mention gay sex

[timid pasture]

Me

[vagrant fox]

when's next episode

[languid meadow]

No Kevin

[urban spire]

wait is skulls tomorrow?

[languid meadow]

21st

of may

so next thursday

[storm jungle]

Man alfa's team is so slow its crazy

[urban spire]

oh ok

[storm jungle]

sucks because i know the eps are always peak but the wait time is so ass

[languid meadow]

a lot of the times I prefer the audio logs

at least the D's and Kitten's

https://tenor.com/view/htp-hunter-the-parenting-kevin-kevin-wettsworth-great-and-mighty-kevin-gif-7524034197836573924

also anything with these two idiots

[storm jungle]

Me too but they cant even pump those out well enough lol

I bring it up because every time its like "yeah we are trying to produce these faster" then 10 months pass lmao

[languid meadow]

prob because they def changed how they did it

like TTS audio logs were just talking heads

now? full body animations and shit

not complaining it's awesome but yeah

[vagrant fox]

once a year is a bit slow but it's artisinal so I suppose it's fine

[paper haven]

Dan's gone off the deep end with these made up words

[storm jungle]

Yeah im genuinely having trouble reading this novel

Character is talking about societal malaise but has to yap about it dramatically for like 2 pages.

JUST FUCKING SAY THERES UNREST

[vagrant fox]

owned

🫵

[outer wave]

@sacred ginkgo I wish there was an alt universe where Ryoshu was just raised by 5 gay dads (loving)

[sacred ginkgo]

Such a world would be very outside the reach of the Mirror or the Window

[outer wave]

Anything is possible

Our happy ending is possible

[sacred ginkgo]

Its possible

But its so incredibly different to our world that the Mirror cannot reach it

[outer wave]

One day, friend....

✊ 😔

We will reach utopia.

[sacred ginkgo]

Ryoshu's trauma is so integral to her character that you would have to go very very far into the mirror to find a world where it didn't hapoen

And it wouldn't be ryoshu at that point

She's a character build on her traumas and half remembered severed memory

[outer wave]

Considering that her childhood up to her current adult life has been getting beaten, neglected AND beaten, being treated as mere material, being given materialistic things and not so much love/affection, or having a weird wishy-washy dad, yeah I can see why

[sacred ginkgo]

Raised by a man with no free will, a man who gives things to her to satiate himself, a man who cares only about dying art, a woman who abuses her for her own mistakes, and a woman who blames her for everything

What could go wrong

[outer wave]

Honestly, Rien, Mattias, and Calipso are probably the best dads here

The moms are REALLY awful

[sacred ginkgo]

Anyway, can't wait to cut them all in half with the new id once they drop

She is so fucked with only 5 hos characters

[outer wave]

Yeerrp

I cannot wait for Thumb and Middle

[urban spire]

is there an event on right now?

in dt i mean

[outer wave]

I like that they have two dedicated teams: either with their gang or with the Ryoshu ID

[outer wave]

I dont think so?

[urban spire]

huh

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk i Uninstalled months ago

[urban spire]

the shitty event choir is still going

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats permanent now iirc

[urban spire]

oh that sucks

[sacred ginkgo]

She is so fucking busted for mde solos

[urban spire]

i hate listening to that shit

[sacred ginkgo]

She has an ego gift build specifically for her soloing

If you want to do an easy floor 15 solo then just run her

Probably what I'll do next week when I shard her

[steel ingot]

i uninstalled like

during the korean men ruin everything mess

right before ishmaels canto

[sacred ginkgo]

I started in season 6 so no idea what that means

[steel ingot]

korean men accused the CG artist of being feminist or some bullshit because a different artist didnt draw her fisherman ego with big enough boobs

[sacred ginkgo]

Guh

She's literally proportioned exactly the same as her base id

[urban spire]

oh yeah the sexism in korea is out of fucking control

[sacred ginkgo]

She's not even good!

[outer wave]

I got her to level 60, gonna see if I'll die to the first Pinkie fight

[steel ingot]

velmoris cgs were so good

like no hate to the new cg artist they've since hit their stride but like

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I miss the old art

[steel ingot]

velmori was off the tits and the fact she got ousted because of korean men campaigning and threatening the staff at hamhampangpang

it left me with such a vile taste in my mouth i stopped playing

[urban spire]

the company immediately caving to the demands of shitass chuds kinda put me off those games

[sacred ginkgo]

The angular style on everything looks so good

[steel ingot]

plus you could tell velmori wanted half the cast

that fucking 4.5 cg with ishmael loosing her shit at BEACH VOLLYBALL

prove to me that velmori DOESNT want ishmael you CANT

[outer wave]

Yeah I miss Velmori

[sacred ginkgo]

Oddly enough I only want some of the men

[steel ingot]

i want em all

[sacred ginkgo]

Solemn Lament gregor.....

[steel ingot]

my wife is obssessed with pirate gregor

and spicebush yisang

me on the other hand heh well i like vintage classics like g corp outis and outis and also outis

[sacred ginkgo]

Outis is way too much of a war criminal bootlicker

[steel ingot]

thats why i love her

shout out to murder suicide whatever that means !!

hope it means nothing !!!

[sacred ginkgo]

What

[sacred ginkgo]

Also yeah 1000% reasonable

[steel ingot]

in her original promo material those are the only words visible

just in bright red on the screen MURDER SUICIDE

could mean anything really

[sacred ginkgo]

Sounds like Odysseus alright

[vagrant fox]

I ate way too much, gang. I'm dying wholesale

Never trust vegan burritos

[sacred ginkgo]

Weak

[steel ingot]

YUMMY

yum yum gimme sum

[sacred ginkgo]

You either see the meal to completion or you're a coward (i'm a fuckin coward my tiny ass cannot finish ANYTHING)

[steel ingot]

i usually eat my whole meal even if it hurts

i grew up poor and my parents were poorer so wasting food is like a psychic attack to me

[arctic talon]

you can store it for later

💀

[languid meadow]

lost art of leftovers

[arctic talon]

I don't like food waste at all but left overs are always a thing

and my family always like, stores them lol

[sacred ginkgo]

I tend to eat dinner in 2 parts now

[vagrant fox]

eat it all

[sacred ginkgo]

One for actual dinner and one when I get home or at midnight

[languid meadow]

yeah and rub your belly like a fat fuckin seal as well

(me)

I just eat once

one big meal and just water everywhere else

[sacred ginkgo]

I gotta have like 2 and snacks

I can't eat that much at once

[steel ingot]

well i mean when im out and about

i live on leftovers

[vagrant fox]

my parents ran the dinner table like the navy

eat it all or die

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm built exactly like my mother and we both eat the same so she understood

[jade holly]

The Cavill has been contained and is fed one Custodes box a day

[steel ingot]

whatever it takes to keep him away from a film camera

[sacred ginkgo]

Why are old metal heavy bolter servitors fucking caked

[outer wave]

Me when I forgetti.....

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh yeah she yaps at like every hos enemy right

[outer wave]

I like that her victory quote is basically her breathing

Like she has nothing to say or has forgotten what to say about any of this

[sacred ginkgo]

And the Arayashiki

That line makes way more sense after canto 9

[outer wave]

Im just wondering whats tying these guys to the HoS

I know its a project ran by the Thumb's machinations and funding, but why are these particular notable finger heads stuck here

[sacred ginkgo]

Its a contribution by every finger

They threw their capable has-beens in there to get them out of the way

[outer wave]

It is, but it implies that its being funded by the thumb quite heavily, like with the Araya mass production clones(?)

[urban spire]

idk about denmark but this is a thing in norway because of ww2

[arctic talon]

unsurprising

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh well thats probably cause the thumb makes money

[urban spire]

trauma of having no food from two generations back still haunting us

[sacred ginkgo]

(Like all of them do except the index and pinky but thats besides the point)

[urban spire]

my mother obsessively hoards food until it goes bad because that's what my grandparents who grew up eating bark and food waste drilled into her

[vagrant fox]

It's semi a Faroese thing, starvation wasn't uncommon until not so long ago

[outer wave]

Yeah but it almost sounded like they were solely funding it, like the middle and ring arent pitching it, which makes me think that they're the main guys behind this project

Still a collab of course

But it sounds like they came up with the initial idea

[sacred ginkgo]

Its every finger equally on the ideas end I think

I can't be more specific though

You'll find out later

How far are you?

[outer wave]

YOU CANT JUST CALL HER OLD LIKE THAT, SHE LOOKS NOT A DAY OVER 29

[outer wave]

9-42 I think

[sacred ginkgo]

She's a smoke war vet

She's old

At minimum like 40

[outer wave]

I know but she does NOT look that old

Ditto with Outis

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats what top quality med tech does

[outer wave]

I realize its the anime artstyle but still

And that probably

[sacred ginkgo]

You can only really tell around the eyes

Moses is 50

[outer wave]

Only when shes like stressed

MOSES LOOKS LIKE SHES 35

SHE CANNOT BE THAT OLD

HOW MANY MILFS DOES THE CITY HAVE

[sacred ginkgo]

According to her official Seven Assoc. bio she is 49 at the time of Distortion Detective

[sacred ginkgo]

The answer is literally all of them

[outer wave]

😔

Maybe the City is based after all.....

[arctic talon]

you do not get to look that old in anime artstyle, especially in gacha games

you have young, some wrinkles, and prehistoric old

those are your 3 allowed settings

[outer wave]

I know, we need more older people representation!

[sacred ginkgo]

Iori is fuckin 52

Probably 54 or smth now