40k-lore-chat

[steel ingot]

they LOVE that necron sword

[arctic talon]

The eldar, the ritual itself was being attacked by daemons and was years in the making

[timid pasture]

I Can’t believe that

[rocky gale]

Name one

[daring creek]

It's just too fucking much now.

[celest dome]

Why would a tiger have human breasts

[daring creek]

I get leaders drinking their own koolaid

[arctic talon]

Why are you shocked they’re literally the most batshit insane xenos haters in the imperium

they literally get brainwashed

[daring creek]

I mean fucking ron of scientology drank his own koolaid

[arctic talon]

To be more racist

[urban spire]

why would a tiger be bipedal and have human hands and speak human language?

[summer mural]

boys latest season 💤

[steel ingot]

mamal

[daring creek]

But

jesus christ.

Its just too much.

[steel ingot]

well specifically bipedal mamal

[vagrant fox]

how so

[celest dome]

I don't want to have to google the mamary structure of a tiger

[sacred ginkgo]

Would you rather them have non human breasts

[steel ingot]

also its a MAN tiger

[summer mural]

at this point Im just waiting for the boys to end lol

[steel ingot]

like human tiger thing

[celest dome]

I'm fine with what they have rn

[steel ingot]

cmon

[vagrant fox]

elaborate or perish

[steel ingot]

the men need boingers actually

[timid pasture]

I like homelander going off the deep end and becoming insane but ye the writers doing too much

[steel ingot]

more boinger distrubution across men and women of warhammer

[timid pasture]

I thought they would be more reasonable

[rocky gale]

Dude was jerking off on rooftops and saying "The only man in the sky is me" in season 1, this shit hasn't came out of nowhere

[summer mural]

that was pretty good

[arctic talon]

The imperium is already batshit insane racist, and then the even more batshit insane racists optimized to be as racist as possible

[steel ingot]

the boys is a case of "writers believing their own hype"

[summer mural]

now its kinda naptime

[steel ingot]

the worst case really

[timid pasture]

I liked his mysterious vibe back in season 1

[daring creek]

I mean I love how painted homelanders psychosis before ||the god arc|| and I feel it can still be painted better but like. my goodness.

[queen laurel]

The imperium that has furnaces to burn babies that have mutations

[rocky gale]

What mysterious vibe?

[daring creek]

Homelander lacks an anchor

[summer mural]

the season where soldier boy is first introduced was peak for me, its been kinda boring since then

[daring creek]

He has no grounding

[rocky gale]

He was a crazy loser with a sad upbringing, we knew that back in season 1

[queen laurel]

And you expect them to make a very reasonable military arm?

[daring creek]

I'd love to see him like. Actually make for some sort of positive change.

Not like major

but a teeny tiny tap amount

while still tweaking

[steel ingot]

this is a garth ennis adaptation you think people can improve ???

[timid pasture]

Back when he was smarter and more in control

[steel ingot]

welcome to garth ennis HELL

i hate you garth ennis for making the boys comic and allowing it to be read

[timid pasture]

Season 4 ruined Everything man

[rocky gale]

He was never smarter and in control

[timid pasture]

They do?

[queen laurel]

yes

[rocky gale]

You're just being blinded by nostalgia because you don't enjoy it curently but used to so are assuming "Well it used to be better", no it's pretty much the same

[summer mural]

I mean his life was going significantly better before the first episode , hes gone crazier over time

[steel ingot]

the golden throne is fueled off the psychic pain and death of 1000 or more psychers A DAY

[daring creek]

and

[steel ingot]

we got furnaces for all walks of life

[arctic talon]

Yeah homelander was always batshit insane lol and immature

[daring creek]

the writers SUDDENLY remember hughie likes Billie Joel

[arctic talon]

His character hasn’t changed much

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[rocky gale]

Someone asked him about it

[timid pasture]

Ye he was way more collected

Inma way

[celest dome]

Homelander, more like Hoelander

[steel ingot]

its literally just a case of the writers getting worse because of less time to work, less incentive to actually try, and more focus on branching into other shows for money

[summer mural]

I mean he wasnt declaring himself god in the first season , of course hes unstable and crazy, but his character has changed

[winged silo]

Can't wait to hear the Skitarii personalities.

[steel ingot]

we seen this happen every time

the only tv show this ever worked for was stargate atlantis

[daring creek]

Whos hype for season 6 of the boys 😭

Whos fuckin ready

😭

[summer mural]

this is the last season

[arctic talon]

I stopped watching

[daring creek]

Its funny to think about though

[arctic talon]

lol

After the soldier boy season

[summer mural]

which I am thankful for, because ive been bored af in some episodes this season, and I quite like the show

[arctic talon]

I knew this shit was gona do downhill

[timid pasture]

I wish

[daring creek]

No

NO.

Let this shit end

[steel ingot]

you guys ever think about how stargate sg1 had like an all star tv legend cast anyways

i miss like tv show stardom

[timid pasture]

They woulda had more time to develop the plots better

[steel ingot]

now everything has to be the biggest

[daring creek]

[sacred ginkgo]

At least they killed the IDF's strongest soldier

[arctic talon]

LOL

[daring creek]

This is like pouring water into soda

[winged silo]

Y'all remember the Necron Pariahs?

[daring creek]

No

Absolutely not

[sacred ginkgo]

Which is sad cause I like his character but also like

[daring creek]

😭

[arctic talon]

Yes but they sucked imo

[steel ingot]

mon amie please let me kill one more child before i go

[arctic talon]

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Literal idf member

[timid pasture]

Don’t remind me bro :(

[steel ingot]

with a fake not even close to real stupid french accent

[summer mural]

also I swear at some point this season I asked myself why is hughie even hanging out with these guys at this point, it took me a whole 5 minutes to realize oh yeah his life is screwed and he cant go anywhere else

[arctic talon]

Butchers accent is also total shit ngl

[steel ingot]

he was inches away from going OH HON HON

[timid pasture]

True that

At least they didn’t make this season with chatGPT like stranger things

[summer mural]

LMAO

[rocky gale]

You were wondering why Hughie was hanging out with the only other people trying to stop Homelander?

[arctic talon]

Human made slop

lol

[rocky gale]

That's a real mystery

[steel ingot]

as someone who has been to france, who's best friend is from marseille where the stereotypical french accent is from, frenchies stupid fucking voice makes me wanna climb through the screen and brain him with a brick

[sacred ginkgo]

Guh

[arctic talon]

The question is who has a worse accent, butcher or frenchie

lol

(It’s frenchie)

[timid pasture]

You and ya little biever

[arctic talon]

Could they not find an actual French dude

There’s like

500 of them at least

[steel ingot]

i cant be mad about kiwi legend karl urban mugging at the screen crazy style for 10 years

[sacred ginkgo]

Maybe someone who wasn't a fucking idf member too

[daring creek]

I shouldnt've watched this slop ngl. im gonna finish it though.

[steel ingot]

i have always been karl urbans biggest soldier, my slop warrior

[arctic talon]

lol

[daring creek]

ok WHO was an idf member

[summer mural]

tomer capone

[sacred ginkgo]

Frenchie

[summer mural]

the guy who plays frenchie

[steel ingot]

tomer capone, a guy who bragged about kidnapping children

[daring creek]

Are you

fr

[steel ingot]

yea

[daring creek]

oh my GOD

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

[timid pasture]

Yea

[daring creek]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sacred ginkgo]

Its so fucking sad cause I loved his character

[timid pasture]

Bro did you just discover that?

[daring creek]

YES.

I DID.

[steel ingot]

it really recontextualizes his story in the show of "regretting" shooting a child

[daring creek]

WHAT THE HELL BRO

[sacred ginkgo]

And then I learned he was a professionally employed child murderer

[steel ingot]

seeing as how the real guy has undoubtably shot children

[daring creek]

YOU HAVE A FUCKING IDF SOLDIER ON YOUR SHOW

WHAT.

[timid pasture]

Well now you know

[summer mural]

not thats its got anything to do with tomer capone, but id have also preferred homelander tear frenchie apart or something instead of him having some heroic romantic death in the arms of his love

like have you seen how people die in this show

[sacred ginkgo]

At least he died in one of the most painful was possible

[arctic talon]

zionistjacket

In the invincible show lol

[steel ingot]

dont even get me started

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-2620664710855382877

[steel ingot]

especially since you could cut tech jacket out of the narrative of invicible

[timid pasture]

Wym by that

[steel ingot]

so it just feels like they're trying to flex of pissing me off with their voice cast

[arctic talon]

The voice actress is a Zionist lol

[timid pasture]

Don’t Tell me tech jacket is a zionist too??

Ohhh shit

[arctic talon]

The character isn’t

[timid pasture]

Say wallahi bro

[vagrant fox]

This is the best talent

Really good at being racist

[timid pasture]

Thats crazy

[arctic talon]

Tbh tech jacket was slightly less useless in the show

Then in the comics

Unfortunately the VA is a Zionist

So minus points

She would have been goated at killing vilturmite kids if they were around

[rocky gale]

Just wait a couple seasons

[plush mason]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374375328855752805/1504861217976483880/en_gif.gif

[summer mural]

also I just started reading dceased and Im enjoying this crisp style so far

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[steel ingot]

dont wanna even think about chudvincble fans when the anissa scene shows up

robert kkkirman when i get my hands on you

KIRKMANNNNNNNN

[urban spire]

it's true though it's dead on

[summer mural]

you know i thought theyd cut that, but its so damn important for characters in the future lmao

[arctic talon]

They won’t cut it lol

[vagrant fox]

what the hell i did nothing wrong

[celest dome]

Nice, Psyker time bebe

[daring creek]

I got caught staring at tau feet for too long 😔

[daring creek]

them hooves calling for me frfr 😔

[arctic talon]

What if we held hands in the blackship containment pod

[rocky gale]

I wasn't racist enough

[steel ingot]

robert wokeman is just a facade to hide the fact he forgot how to write after receiving a head injury

WHAT A PULL

[daring creek]

hooves 😋

[celest dome]

What if we kissed in front of the Sister of Silence

[steel ingot]

its out of our hooves now everpony

[vagrant fox]

I could fix a sos

[queen laurel]

I am selling them cocaine to improve their performance on crime hunting I swear

[summer mural]

also dceased has some funny dialogue sometimes LMAO

[arctic talon]

Can I get a proper adaptation of world war z

[summer mural]

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/you-poor-thing-sarcasm-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-sarcastic-gif-15938780799417858797

[arctic talon]

lol

[steel ingot]

world war z proper adaptation needs the "we gotta go to isreal !!!!!' part dont you understand

[flat nimbus]

so’s Guy and the starving artist, Hal, get over it

[plush mason]

yeah saying that to a green lantern is up there in the list of stupid things to say

[steel ingot]

even the GAME has a "we gotta go to isreal!!!!" campaign its kinda funny

[flat nimbus]

Hal is literally the lantern known for snapping

[arctic talon]

Tbf they go to Israel for one bit in the book, just ignore the part where they killed all the zionists in the past

[flat nimbus]

(until he wasn’t)

[arctic talon]

lol

[steel ingot]

i know

[arctic talon]

lol

[steel ingot]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[steel ingot]

hi corpsemaster have you brushed your teeth today

[celest dome]

I think I have forgotten, what happen in Israel during WWZ ?
Was it NKorea that had the teeth pulled of all of its civilians or something ?

[steel ingot]

i never read wwz it came at a time that i was like avoiding zombie stuff out of the fatigue for it

[rancid cove]

What are these files, I wonder

[steel ingot]

that zombie boom in the mid 2010s was kinda beyond me

and really bad

[rancid cove]

My teeth or my collection of teeth?

[arctic talon]

In the book the Zionist Israeli government is overthrown and the new one invites all Palestinians into a fortified area with them, then a 3 civil war occurs with the normal Israel/Palestine coalition coming out on top and they’re one of the only nations that doesn’t get fucked

lol

[summer mural]

well, hal gets pretty annoyed about in the next page lol

[arctic talon]

North Korea isn’t mentioned in the books beyond everyone disappeared underground

[flat nimbus]

OH NO ITS PARALLAX

[arctic talon]

And they don’t know

What happened to them

[daring creek]

when would you say the boys lost its novelty

[summer mural]

last season

[daring creek]

Real.

[arctic talon]

China And South Korea is scared that there’s a trillion zombies underground in North Korea

[summer mural]

it just dragged on sometimes

[daring creek]

I hate this shit

[arctic talon]

After most of the zombies get exterminated lol

[steel ingot]

the only thing wwz did was cool was the zombie piles up walls

[daring creek]

I hate everyone being a complete bitch this season like come the fuck on man.

[arctic talon]

The movie? That isn’t even in the books lol

The books are so entirely different it’s funny

[steel ingot]

yea

[summer mural]

also I liked gen v s1, not 2 and Im glad they cancelled it

[arctic talon]

It’s super cool tbh

The movie has cool visuals

Even if the actual movie is shit

[daring creek]

I hate this dread run away fear all this bullshit just be a fucking hero be what your known for for fucking once man The Deep WHY

god.

[steel ingot]

also the movie where he hits the damn zombie blood power up like its blops 3

ah wwz movie

[daring creek]

This shit sucks. What a sour fucking note to end on for a show.

[summer mural]

the deep is actually consistently the only character I like despite everything thats going on lol

[daring creek]

Rancid as shit.

[arctic talon]

The deep is meant to be pathetic

lol

[summer mural]

because the deep is hilarious

[daring creek]

Man the fuck up and save the guy you asshole

Augh.

[summer mural]

" Just TURN TOWARD THE SHORE AND SWIM"

LMAO

[daring creek]

I hate you

augh.

i need to not vent about the boys bruh

[flat nimbus]

yeah Deep’s humiliation tour is basically the best thing going on with The Boys at this point

[daring creek]

its so upsetting rn

[flat nimbus]

“EVEN THE PUDDLES”

[summer mural]

"we know it was you Kevin, we know it was you"

[arctic talon]

That’s the point

He’s pathetic

lol

[summer mural]

also that shark is PEAK SAM L JACKSON

[arctic talon]

That’s the whole point of the character

[daring creek]

I hate it

I hate itttt

[arctic talon]

He’s a pathetic slimy self serving piece of shit

[daring creek]

:(

[summer mural]

i hope he doesnt die either

[rocky gale]

So your problem with the show is that all the characters act like their established characters

[plush mason]

based

[daring creek]

I just realized

Where is this show going

[summer mural]

and just lives the rest of his life on land as a disgraced supe

[daring creek]

I mean

where is this episode going

[summer mural]

i dunno where it went honestly

[daring creek]

Filler by the end

Just

filler.

[steel ingot]

i hope the deep gets fed up and drinks the ocean like that one horse

https://tenor.com/view/fat-horse-drinking-all-water-of-the-world-gif-7510983101927259744

[rocky gale]

Yea I'm just clocking out of all Boys discussions here, yall too brainrotted

[flat nimbus]

show’s middling, like always

[daring creek]

what do you mean brinarotting!?!/1

[summer mural]

also I forgot a train died this season

[daring creek]

Oh he did

Cool

Okay can you call it brainrot when this season is just hard mush

Like WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

[summer mural]

well,Im glad theres only 1 episode left, hopefully it goes out with an excellent ending

[rocky gale]

The season is good, yous are clearly just braindead

[daring creek]

I need water

[solid horizon]

have you tried fishing water

[rocky gale]

Like genuinly, girl what are you on saying this episode is filler

[daring creek]

I like not having parasites

[summer mural]

try drinking the vapor around you

[solid horizon]

water, just like fish, is often found in rivers, ocean or lakes

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-chud-redditor-gem-gif-6415505554061588689

[daring creek]

cuz it feels like its going absolutely nowhere

[vagrant fox]

It's fine, not the best one, but it's a fine season. There's some things I'd like to have seen done better but w/e

[rocky gale]

Yea that's a you issue

[summer mural]

I mean

[rocky gale]

If you can't understand it

[vagrant fox]

That's such an excellent gif, Harry Dresden is a hero

[summer mural]

the latest episode is the lowest rated ep of the boys

and it shows

[rocky gale]

Yea because people are stupid

[summer mural]

right, i forgot you're brilliant

fair enough

[flat nimbus]

moral of the story: should’ve just had Butcher have beaten not-Ryan to death post-partum

[steel ingot]

guys is pepsi good

guys would a space marine like pepsi

[flat nimbus]

no it killed my libido and dog

[steel ingot]

do you think we could cure the imperium with pepsi

[solid horizon]

according to pepsiman, city crumbles under destructive fire and riot if its people are not provided pepsi

[flat nimbus]

they found the STC but only for Pepsi Max

[rancid cove]

DID SOMEONE SAY SPACE MARINESP

WHERE

[daring creek]

Theyre just rehashing the same shit from before and using gross out humor as they always have and its just grasping at straws pointlessly I mean what else is there. What's cooking. what are the ingredients. where do we go from where. what resolution is this exactly?

[vagrant fox]

not really but we drink that slop

[steel ingot]

i have to note i havent slept in 30 hours

[languid meadow]

Deranged beast Cavill

[solid horizon]

ultramarines are pretty much pepsimarines

[daring creek]

sleep

[steel ingot]

cant

[solid horizon]

Henry "corpsemaster" Cavill

[steel ingot]

i have chemical issues with my brain it sucks

it got worse after i caught covid :(

however not to brag, moving into a house to sleep in a bed with my wife HAS helped

its weird how having literally anything else in your bed other than you makes you sleep better

big pillow, dog, wife, it really has made me sleep more often

[solid horizon]

@arctic talon is Kytan Ravager daemon engine good in HH ?

[queen laurel]

how is sleeping with a lovely wife to help out with a medical condition bragging

[summer mural]

LMAO

he has a point

[queen laurel]

homie more than anything I feel sorry for you

[vagrant fox]

it's bragging

[steel ingot]

its a warhammer server

[summer mural]

why

[solid horizon]

you are bragging because you sleep in a bed

[queen laurel]

yeah and i have common sense but it ain't worth bragging about to warhammer fans

[solid horizon]

not everyone has the chance to sleep in a bed

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/The_Noise_13/status/2055230081795064095?s=20

The Noise, Wokehammer CEO (@The_Noise_13)

> "I'd rather be a larper than whatever the fuck you are"
︀︀
︀︀I'm an actual hobbyist. You're a larper. We're not the same, locust.

Quoting Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain (@Master_Asmodai)
︀
Oh no I'm a larper guys 😞 how will I recover?
︀︀
︀︀Honored such a high and mighty force would even bother noticing me.
︀︀
︀︀I'd rather be a larper than whatever the fuck you are. I love this hobby for what it is and and I dont care if you helped found 40k, stop fucking with the universe and none of this would even be a thing. Stay mad, we're done being silent

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FxTwitter · May 15, 2026, 10:13 AM

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-sleep-in-a-racing-car-do-you-i-sleep-in-a-big-bed-with-my-wife-oh-yeah-proud-kurt-van-houten-gif-20607221

[steel ingot]

i would fucking mog the shit outta kirk van houten

[plush mason]

who

[steel ingot]

milhouses dad

divorced man

dork ass more than homer simpson

has a racecar bed

need i list more

[languid meadow]

I don't think milhouse's family really matters beyond him

[steel ingot]

also dont worry for the last decade its been really manageable, working and going out a lot more has really helped sorta creating the rythm that actually lets me sleep regularly, its just sometimes it doesnt work so i miss nights

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[steel ingot]

go outside at least twice a day it genuinely is like a healing potion

[summer mural]

yeah ive been going swimming

its fantastic

plus you build up a huge appetite and then can eat vast amounts of food without gaining weight

[languid meadow]

swimming is so nice god

[steel ingot]

i have a slow heart rate even during exercise so it can be hard to keep a good pace while hiking but ive since found a like magic rythm to just walk for hours its nice

especially now in poland where every stretch of land i can walk on is beautiful

[summer mural]

you should try the thing from that jason statham movie

[steel ingot]

its nice

[summer mural]

crank

[steel ingot]

NO

[summer mural]

LMAO

OH COME ON

[steel ingot]

i am not gonna take the hong kong cocktail are you nuts

[queen laurel]

That is great to hear

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/crank-jason-statham-gull-gutme-bcmronson-gif-11198432147480102493

his name is chev chelios

[daring creek]

@vagrant fox why thumbsdown

[summer mural]

thats so funny

[vagrant fox]

idk I just wanna hate

[steel ingot]

REAL

i get you

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[queen laurel]

Dilara 24/7

[vagrant fox]

what's with this interview. "You can play a Space Marine army as Deathwatch"

[steel ingot]

is that dana white

[languid meadow]

they're trying to kill DW again

calling it

[vagrant fox]

Weren't you suppoed to be nice

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/crank-jasonstatham-statham-gif-20775047

[steel ingot]

crank is such a movie

[vagrant fox]

walter heisenberg

[summer mural]

the crank style will improve your heart health trust me

only good things can happen

https://tenor.com/view/crank-high-voltage-crank-2-crank-lionsgate-chev-chelios-gif-15592089312085673409

[vagrant fox]

i suppose I misheard them, they say you can bring DW as an ally for Imperial Agents or play it as a space marine army

[rocky gale]

Rude

[languid meadow]

they're encroaching

[rocky gale]

encroach these nuts

[vagrant fox]

and they confirmed daemons continue to be an army in the new edition, that's nice

[languid meadow]

I hope we get more actual daemon models

[vagrant fox]

yea

[languid meadow]

or just a remodel of some older ones

flamers

[winged silo]

500 Pink horrors.

[languid meadow]

jesus there's so many models that need recasts

holyyyy shit

😭

[steel ingot]

two thousand points of whiteshields

face my wrath peter turbo

yarrick looking has his 2000 points of lasguns against the ork avengers initiative bearing down on armageddon

how does that make you feel white boy

[summer mural]

[timid pasture]

No Cap On God Bro

[timid pasture]

Can’t believe this is the dude that killed Black Noir

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-boys-agalar-the-peak-the-deep-gif-26368944

https://fxtwitter.com/OwlcatGames/status/2055257912612737071?s=20

Owlcat Games (@OwlcatGames)

A Flayed One is a twisted and ghoulish Necron afflicted by an ancient infection that breeds a hunger for organic flesh. This disease of the mind is accompanied by equally grotesque physical changes, as the living metal necrodermis of the afflicted Necron reconfigures to better serve its new purpose.

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FxTwitter · May 15, 2026, 12:04 PM

yum!

[storm jungle]

At the end of the day as pathetic as the Deep is he can still crush your skull lol

[arctic talon]

We should stick dynamite up his ass

[languid meadow]

I love how the show made the deep a worse person in the comics he's just kind of there, yeah a shitty person but not like...

evil

honestly him being a prick is better

[dapper gyro]

He is almost Yamcha level.

[rocky gale]

Show Deep basically took a bunch of stuff from Comic A-Train

[arctic talon]

He’s the only member of the seven who doesn’t rhymes with grape starlight lol

[paper haven]

Flayed ones are pretty cool

[languid meadow]

yeah he's a perv but as soon as that is brought up he looks mortified

he's just a fucking freak

but not evil freak

well semi evil

[storm jungle]

I mean

[arctic talon]

Bro is only okay with consensual freakiness

/j

[paper haven]

The deep got what he deserved.

[storm jungle]

its still not as bad as Ennis' versions

whic his just grapgrapegrapegrape

and lets not forget

[arctic talon]

the deep in the comics is a non character

lol

[storm jungle]

"HAHAHA GAY PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID"

and the ever classic

slurslurslurslur

[arctic talon]

He is literally the token black guy

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

On the seven

And also the most okay out of all of them

Because he just murders people

And takes drugs

[paper haven]

He's just a drug addicted murderer.

[opaque coyote]

The Deep is

[storm jungle]

Im glad IRL celebs are not like this

right

[arctic talon]

The deep in the show is

[opaque coyote]

Probably one of my favorites.

[arctic talon]

Way qorse

lol

As a person

And he’s great

[opaque coyote]

Because he is such a

Shit person

A coward

[paper haven]

Nah just politicians.

[opaque coyote]

Etc.

It's beautiful

[storm jungle]

Kevin Spacey

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

Tom Cruise

[paper haven]

I forgot about Kevin Spacey

[storm jungle]

Probably because Spacey literally had like 3-4 witnesses killed

[summer mural]

who in the name of sigmar is this

[storm jungle]

and uh

everyone kinda moved on

[storm jungle]

Captain Atom

also GYAAAAATT

[vagrant fox]

The Deep is so goated I love that rancid shit

[summer mural]

yes I knewd you have a primal reaction somehow but also whos capn atom

[languid meadow]

Captain Atom is a certified chud, brother is SO annoying in every appearance

[paper haven]

I thought the Deep would have a redemption arc like A train when he got sent away to nowhere and had a break down but nope. He doubled down and got worse.

[languid meadow]

he's like captain america but like "muh government"

[summer mural]

oh god

lemme guess hes also like super strong

[languid meadow]

I LOATHE captain atom

[storm jungle]

He'd never

[jade holly]

What’s this for?

Mechanicus 2?

[languid meadow]

the new DLC for rogue trader

[paper haven]

And for that I am grateful.

[jade holly]

Oh you’re fighting Flayed Ones?

Damn

[paper haven]

Flayed ones are terrifying opponents

[summer mural]

i mean

[jade holly]

Mfw Flayed Ones have their own pocket dimension they can travel to and from

[summer mural]

like yes but flayed one arent like...even mid tier necron forces

[paper haven]

Even where the necron are concerned.

[jade holly]

The weakest Necron is still enough to make a Space Marine look like a chump tbf

[summer mural]

everyone in the galaxy can handle a pack of flayed ones, except civilians

[jade holly]

even scarabs can mess Space Marines up

[languid meadow]

it's a necron DLC the main thing is Trazyn's museum

[jade holly]

I knew that part

I just didn’t expect Flayed Ones

[summer mural]

its cool you get to fight them though

[storm jungle]

wait is the DLC out

[languid meadow]

no

new concept art for flayed ones

[paper haven]

Just hype

[paper haven]

No DLC

[languid meadow]

non hunched flayed ones look so weird

[outer wave]

How do necrons get such long fingers?

Like does the flayer virus do that?

[languid meadow]

the virus causes their necrodermis to change into that

[paper haven]

Their necrodermis changes because of the virus

[outer wave]

Ahh I see I see

[summer mural]

I think they will get hunched in game

[paper haven]

Mind over matter, so to speak

[summer mural]

its the customary model display pose

[languid meadow]

they'll be hunched yeah

it's just odd

[summer mural]

also does anyone know whos ray palmer , DC related

[languid meadow]

at first I thought they got new shoulders for some reason but them being upright made em look weird

[summer mural]

damn

capn atom here is really strong

mans apparently made of atomic fire

hes setting districts on fire to purge zombies lmao

[dapper gyro]

He was strong in the 70s 80s.

But get side lined quickly after.

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-are-you-serious-dont-care-eating-eating-food-gif-2621425459459250915

his character sucks

I hate him

[summer mural]

yeah ive never heard of him before

[languid meadow]

more atom slander

[summer mural]

im reading DCeased

[dapper gyro]

Marvel has a somewhat similar character called Captain Universe.

[summer mural]

there sure are a lot of heroes called captain

Im pretty sure theres also a captain hydra

[jade holly]

That’s Cap when he’s brainwashed to join Hydra

There’s also Madame Hydra

[summer mural]

I still havent gotten into marvel comics

[jade holly]

There’s also Captain A.I.Merica

[summer mural]

so far ive read ultimate spiderman, punisher kills the marvel universe

Ive got millers daredevil on the top of the list

so Il prob read that

after dceased

oh and I read deadpool kills the marvel universe too, and its still mid but way better than the punisher one

the punisher gets away with some really dumbass shit when it comes to killing them

but some of it is also cool

like cool being he kills dr doom, somehow, and doom has a nuke in his lab, so punisher lures all the xmen and all the brotherhood of mutants to the moon

and nukes it

one of the super lame ones being hulk, he just waits for hulk to turn back into banner, then shoots banner in the head

Like Im pretty sure you cant off the hulk like that

[rancid cove]

This cant be real right

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-23634406

[steel ingot]

the way they ai generate a buncha tattoos onto it too

[paper haven]

What

[steel ingot]

eugh

[summer mural]

I find this incredibly satisfying for some reason

[steel ingot]

i just first time assume its ai generated cause the current administration cant even be bothered to take a photo

[paper haven]

If the Internet suddenly stopped working it would probably cause some serious issues

[summer mural]

in this context, theres a zombie apocalypse happening and its transmitted both digitally and through blood

[steel ingot]

tracer tong would be proud

[summer mural]

so no more wifi

[steel ingot]

find us in the villages JC

Find us!!!

[paper haven]

I saw a movie like that

[summer mural]

supe and his son are down cutting cables on the ocean floor lol

[rancid cove]

US is not a real place man it cant be

[spare osprey]

This reality is a pain.

[dapper gyro]

Your people could have avoided it.

[storm jungle]

Im so tired man

[steel ingot]

genuinely a festering rot of evil beyond comparison, watching the affects of state induced apathy take over people in droves to a point of just sociopathy being the norm

it makes me sick

as ive grown older ive learned more and more the value of empathy, its made my life genuinely so much better because now i understand people and people actually like me, to see the norm trend away towards violence and the opposite just seems so backwards to me

anwyays the imperium are the good guys because-

[storm jungle]

The funniest part is in the past you could ignore most of this shit

now you cant escape it

theres no "tuning yourself out" of media lmao

its actually just insanity

[storm jungle]

Its also because Hate™ is just a tiring and needless act tbh

[rancid cove]

Internet used to be the escape from reality and now you cannot escape it

[steel ingot]

i could go on and on about "the game" and how using media as essentially a mass psychological weapon against the world to make it more malluable is the trend but i think itll make me sound like a crazy person even if i went to college to study this stuff

sociology was my biggest mistake in life

[dapper gyro]

That's the issue as well. People want to escape instead of doing anything about it.

[rancid cove]

That is objectively just true tho

[dapper gyro]

This is why other countries are so much more ready to fight. Hiding won't save you forever.

The countries that people don't, or some unfortunate case can't, fight back, are where things get wrong very quickly for them and their neighbours.

[storm jungle]

I miss the times when i had no idea who the fuck Joe Biden was

[daring creek]

SODA!!!!!!

🗣️

[steel ingot]

now you get biden blasted every day

[storm jungle]

id rather get biden blasted than having to hear what the fuck that orange fuck does

[daring creek]

I can't believe Joe Biden Started this war 😒

[steel ingot]

i cant believe joe biden ate that fucking ice cream

what a deplorable criminal

[daring creek]

At the very least my dad sort of opened his eyes and realized trump is a jackass

The unfortunate part is it took him this long

lmfao.

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wrong-not-1--k01KRPQ8SCJS65H7JHEKWXRK5FT

[storm jungle]

A lot of my friends have as well

they were legit thinking Donnie is great in his first term not relaising he was not allowed to go full psycho just yet lol

[steel ingot]

too little too late but better late than never

im glad i got a slow heart rate, i think my blood pressure woulda killed me at 25 living in america

[daring creek]

And only yesterday he delivered this beautiful, nothing burger trip to china lmfao.

[steel ingot]

simpering with the worlds most evil rich people too

we love it here

[arctic talon]

They say this every time the China and US meets lol

And then nothing really changes from the status quo

Which is fine to me

[daring creek]

I think he's trying to convince china to sotp buying oil from Iran OR try to make up for the damage he's done

[arctic talon]

I like the status quo between the US and China

Because it means Taiwan won’t get invaded

[daring creek]

That's good atleast

lmao.

[rocky gale]

Also love how the news was like "This meeting is historic, as this is the first time a President of the US has visited China since the last time it was done, like 2 years ago"

[daring creek]

Masterful Nothing Burger...

[steel ingot]

and i like bułka

we all like something

[arctic talon]

lol

[daring creek]

I'm still trying to like

think about why hes there

[steel ingot]

simpering to make money

[arctic talon]

It’s just the normal visit

lol

The China and US meet every once in a while is a thing

[daring creek]

they meet up

they speak

and

nothing happens

Pardon if I'm oversimplifying it

but US politics just looks like a bad circus show

[steel ingot]

i mean the undertone of simpering is because of the 10 or 15 billionaire ceos ferried on AFO

[daring creek]

I see

[steel ingot]

the meeting was rich people than politicians

ANYWAYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQKJVstLwWA

[arctic talon]

The China and US meet every once in a while is a thing

[arctic talon]

Yeah this lol

[dapper gyro]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1te4c9p/if_the_class_datamine_is_true_i_hope_the_skitarii/

No malice, just to change the subject.

[steel ingot]

no worries

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HGbv0sFbgAAVYIr.mp4

[summer mural]

who are these bozos

they are apparently good guys

[rocky gale]

Oh fr, didn't know they were built like that

[arctic talon]

That’s a sicarian lol

[solid horizon]

Can chaplains be fallen ?

or do their faith prevent that

[summer mural]

any marine can fall I think

only grey knights allegedly havent

[opaque coyote]

Mister Miracle and Big Barda*

[rocky gale]

It's actually a Pteraxii

Fake admech fan

[opaque coyote]

Basically in DC lore Darkseid and High Father traded sons

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-tell-me-night-shift-episode-gif-3225840484203837233

oh I know orion

[dapper gyro]

Don't care, cake is cake.

[arctic talon]

Fuck you’re right it’s got the talons

[rocky gale]

Revoke Elite's admech privileges

[dapper gyro]

Despite I'm still a firm believer in cheese grater abs.

[opaque coyote]

Darkseid got Mister Miracle, who was given an ironic name.

Scott Free.

For in Apokalypse, freedom as a concept doesn't exist. There is only Darkseid.

Put in the ""care"" of Granny Goodness. They endured her torturous labyrinth

Meant to break him.

But ironically enough, he found that he had a talent for escaping the impossible

He eventually converted one of Darkseid's furies. One of his elite warriors. Big Barda.

Together they managed to escape

Fun fact, Big Barda was based off of how Jack Kirby saw his wife.

Strong

Independent

Etc.

[summer mural]

so

[opaque coyote]

Keep in mind this origin was made during the fucking 60's

So this was

[summer mural]

darkseid got like a terrible deal, both the sons are against him

[opaque coyote]

Massively progressive

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Darkseid actually likes Orion for standing against him

[summer mural]

wasnt there a guy with k who was sposed to be the other son

[dapper gyro]

For the US...

[summer mural]

whos got the ashy skin

[opaque coyote]

Because Darkseid doesn't exactly care about love

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

Apparently the only son he ever had with someone he actually did love

...

He hates him

[summer mural]

that ones evil son though

[opaque coyote]

Kalibak

[summer mural]

I thought he was the son that got traded

[opaque coyote]

Nah

Unrelated to the trade

[summer mural]

oh i see

[opaque coyote]

High Father got Orion

Darkseid got Scott Free

[summer mural]

lol

that name

but nice, thanks

[opaque coyote]

Orion is the God of War

Scott Free is the God of Freedom and Escape

[opaque coyote]

Because comic books

[rancid cove]

[summer mural]

so whats mister miracles power

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

This is gold considering the Right had subreddits like EYE OF TERROR

[storm jungle]

fucking scumbag

[rancid cove]

They only have the same jokes

[opaque coyote]

Immortality, super human strength, durability, Agility, and an effect known as the Alpha Effect.

Basically the opposite of the Omega effect. This allows him to transverse time and space, heal people, fully restore creatures back from death, and manipulate the divine energies of other gods

[rancid cove]

its always "attack helicopter", "more than 2 genders" and so on

They never get creative with it

[opaque coyote]

He is also just

Really good at escaping

That isn't a superpower or anything he's just skilled

[rancid cove]

MFS STILL TRY TO BRING UP GEORGE FLOYD WHEN PEOPLE STARTED MEMEING WITH CHARLIE IRK

LET ITGOOO BRO

[opaque coyote]

...they brought up Junko Furata in response to Kirk ffs

A 17 year old girl who was abducted, raped, tortured, and then murdered.

[rancid cove]

Which is even more ironic for the people who try to claim theyre less evil and violent than the opposition

[opaque coyote]

Idk about you

But I think a woman who got fucking tortured and raped is a bit different from an assassination

[solid horizon]

we chose chaos because conservatists legit lack subtext reading comprehension to see the satire between loyalists

[opaque coyote]

Also cause it's fun

Spikes

[summer mural]

oh constantine is in DCeased, and what an entry this is

[solid horizon]

yes

chaos has that

[rancid cove]

Idk man I choose both because theyre the same side of the coin

[solid horizon]

"Hell yeah lets fuckin go to war" vibe

[opaque coyote]

A lot of spikes

[solid horizon]

well

not all of them

[opaque coyote]

Among other things

[storm jungle]

Bro CANNOT catch a break

[solid horizon]

I realised my chaos army

has no spikes at all

[summer mural]

i love him lol

[rancid cove]

Supposed chaos fan btw

smh smh

[opaque coyote]

Constantine in-between ruining his magical liver and fucking King Shark

[solid horizon]

none of my decimators have spikes

[storm jungle]

🫡

[opaque coyote]

"King Shark is a Shark"

[solid horizon]

the old defiler has no spikes, only large knives

[rancid cove]

FRAUD WATCH

[solid horizon]

bloodslaughterer has no spikes

[rancid cove]

JOHN CHAOS ANDROID IS ON FRAUD WATCH

[solid horizon]

the only guys with spikes are uh

my black legion ?

[solid horizon]

I mean I didnt even kitbash or cut it

all I added is dangling heads

[rancid cove]

no spikes

smh

[opaque coyote]

0/10

[solid horizon]

no spieks

[opaque coyote]

You need to add spikes on top of the gigantic ass pauldrons

With heads stuck on them

[solid horizon]

no spikes

[opaque coyote]

Screaming preferably but not everyone can afford sorcery to keep them alive

[solid horizon]

no spieks

[summer mural]

Constantine after finding a working car in the middle of the zombie apocalypse

[rancid cove]

As I said before, they only have one joke

[solid horizon]

Im using chains instead tbh

[rancid cove]

Theres a lot of spikes in there actually

[solid horizon]

looks better for the thing I have going on

[solid horizon]

teef

[rancid cove]

yeah spikes

[solid horizon]

and no hte chimney muzzles are not spikes

[opaque coyote]

Spikes are needed

For Chaos

This isn't how you get their favor

[solid horizon]

depends tbh

look man I actively abduct daemons

I dont beg for favor

[storm jungle]

Spikes are all chaos related

no matter the alignment

[solid horizon]

then why half the models lack spikes

[summer mural]

he also set his best buddy on fire before doing this

because he got zombieed

[solid horizon]

no "spikes" here either

[storm jungle]

....

[summer mural]

wtf is wrong with this man lmao, hes lighting his cigarette off a burning zombie

[storm jungle]

it literally has spikes

[storm jungle]

hes british

[solid horizon]

(by spikes I mean the big ole pikes on which you put a head)

[storm jungle]

[solid horizon]

I mean look even this dude doesnt have spikes

alternative reason why my army has no spike racks : GW doesnt sell the bits separately

you either need to buy a truckload of tanks or knights

these guys dont have spike racks either

nor do these

[summer mural]

what even is that

[solid horizon]

I think yall need to realise only artwork gives shitton o spikes

GW is greedy and doesnt provide spike racks

[storm jungle]

Bro is reaching for Saturn

[solid horizon]

yall picture this

[daring creek]

playing dispatch made me forget I'm not watching a fucking show

goddamn.

[storm jungle]

to be fair it DID start that way

thank fuck someone went "lmao bro this has to be a game"

[daring creek]

Literally pressed esc expecting to exit out of full screen

💀

[summer mural]

speaking of saturn,whos this disco lsd synth guy called waverider

[solid horizon]

thumb down GW not me

[daring creek]

I'm like "wheres the video progress bar"

good shit so far tho

[storm jungle]

What Ep are you at

[summer mural]

its on my list

Ive got to play that

[storm jungle]

its absolutely worth it

[summer mural]

ive also got to play the walking dead game lol

the ones ive played so far tales from the borderlands 1 (excellent) and the wolf among us( 10/10)

so I have good impression of telltale style games

[storm jungle]

Tales from Borderlands is like PEAK telltale

prob one of their only series where its excellent every single episode to the end

[summer mural]

its great yeah, and i used to be a borderlands fan too, so I devoured it

[storm jungle]

Wolf im glad didnt really get a S2 because its 5 episode story is just pitch perfect as well

[summer mural]

wolf is getting a sequel

after a longgg time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXwW5H28m0

[storm jungle]

Yeah ill believe it when i see it lmaoooo

that shit is DEAD

[summer mural]

well I dont mind either way lol, because wolf 1 is perfect

and it concludes

[storm jungle]

Yeah also Fabletown sucks so you can be a cunt freely too lmao

[summer mural]

and ive heard the walking dead game is good too, I gotta get around to that and dispatch

[storm jungle]

Its good but its just way too long

by the end its like "can we just end this"

[summer mural]

yeah its fucking 40gb for a telltale game

like what happened

[storm jungle]

Speaking of

100000% play Telltale Batman S1 and S2

peak telltale again

[summer mural]

oh I also played the batman telltale

[storm jungle]

also prob one of the most original takes on Batman

[summer mural]

yeah

[storm jungle]

damn beat me to it lol

[summer mural]

I wasnt expecting to actually get anxious when harvey caught bruce and selina sleeping together LMAO

I was like " OH SHIT, WHAT DO I DO, HES GONNA BECOME 2 FACE"

[storm jungle]

Tbh even if you do hide you get found out

so i just went with it

Sorry bro

[summer mural]

its great

[storm jungle]

the best part is also when his face is about to get fried

i was like

[summer mural]

ive only played s1, i do have s2

[storm jungle]

"FUCK, I should help him... BUT ITS A CANON EVENT"

[summer mural]

i havent gotten to the joker yet

[storm jungle]

S2 is excellent

John is also amazing

actual cinemon roll

https://klipy.com/gifs/telltale-batman-the-enemy-within--k01KRPT3BY7J5JBC4B2N38D2KVJ

[summer mural]

[storm jungle]

hes just a lil guy he doesnt wanna hurt anyone

[rancid cove]

He proceeded to hurt EVERYONE

[storm jungle]

Nah only bad people

death to all government stooges

KILL THEIR FAMILIES JOHN

[summer mural]

goddamn, constantine went from running from zombies to slapping some time lord in the face, headbutting doctor fate and refusing to accept fate

lol

[storm jungle]

Let him cook 🗣️

[spare osprey]

Literally the only "Joker" worth space in my head.
Muh extremely damaged buddy.

[storm jungle]

the fact that he isnt even Big J yet when you meet him is the best part imo

also turning it around so that its Harley taking advantage of his mental health issues

absolute peak

[spare osprey]

Harley's design there was... fffine--
But her writing is so fucking fresh that I'll forgive her for that fuck-ass belt she wears.

[daring creek]

Dispatch Spoilers: 💀 wtf

[storm jungle]

KEK

i did that too, fucking arrogant prick

[storm jungle]

"fine"

this is why you wont get bitches

[rancid cove]

I saw a female art of him and I finally understood

if they made him female nobody wouldve done that

[daring creek]

he wouldve looked a lot worse too

[summer mural]

since when does deathstroke have a healing factor

I thought he was just a normal guy all along

wow if he does I guess they really ripped deadpool off him even moreso

[spare osprey]

Fill my 'bitch quota' every shift. Most of 'em just happen to be grown men.
-# And I just don't dig white girls no more.

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

hes a diet supersoldier

underwent an experiment from temu essentially lol

[daring creek]

someone gave em that temu v

[summer mural]

well

it reversed his zombiefication

healing factors are so busted, superman is a zombie

but noooo not deathstroke

https://tenor.com/view/deathstroke-batman-slade-wilson-dc-gif-20551322

[storm jungle]

Peakstroke my beloved

[summer mural]

at least solomon grundy isnt a zombie

because you know

hes already one

thats reasonable

[opaque coyote]

Born on a Monday...

[summer mural]

oh damn

the batmobile can be ordered to override nonlethal protocols

but it asks for a password

the password is " Remember Joe Chill."

batman just needs a massive amount of therapy

[daring creek]

I was born on a saturday

nice

South Korea after injecting me with food propaganda thinking about how fucking good that beef Bulgogi was

fuck I want more and its been over 2 weeks now

[solid horizon]

tbh the aquila does a good job at evoking both adler and american eagle

me when abandon the spoiler invades canada or something

[summer mural]

grundy popped banes head like its a tomato lol

[solid horizon]

why is it written poo

[summer mural]

but its pop

[solid horizon]

why is it pop

it should be rip

[summer mural]

like I said

tomato

imagine the pop

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/e_MNHhhx_pQ?si=9MnOt5Nv142RDzUz

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257915178649915422/1504571173017751765/IMG_7830.gif?ex=6a08ca19&is=6a077899&hm=0e652cb39bf61d0cfe198c40cd34669c94bfb15ffb65eeea844fd379ce5b3b61&

[vagrant fox]

It occurs to me I like the Horus Heresy less than I thought

[opaque coyote]

That was actually like

A drop of pure capsaicin in the actual video

Btw

[rancid cove]

No its clearly the drop of agony and regret

[opaque coyote]

Same thi-

[storm jungle]

Explain

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Dr Umar is my favorite Inquisitor in 40k

[vagrant fox]

It's just the 40k Imperium 10k years in the past what hope was there

[rancid cove]

Which Ordo would he come from

[storm jungle]

XENOS

mostly for all the intersex debates

[opaque coyote]

Make sure the friend is black

For extra uh

Chance to earn money

[storm jungle]

"WE MUST INFILTRATE THE TYRANID GENEPOOL"

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

The hope is like uhhh

"we subjugate the entire galaxy and create peace"

lmao

[vagrant fox]

30k is thematically poor, shallow, the themes it presents are nothing

[storm jungle]

Yeah unless you are like an apologist

i saw some debates and man its cringe

[rancid cove]

Badab War > Horus Heresy anyways

[storm jungle]

humanity in 40k will always destroy itself one way or another, they literally fought themselves on and off during DAOT lol

[vagrant fox]

I said the same thing twice w/e

[opaque coyote]

The hope that things could get better eventually. After all, Big Yahu promised that humanity will get the territory it had 10,000 years ago.

[rancid cove]

Horus Heresy is good but man
Badab War is just somethingelse

entirely

[vagrant fox]

It doesn't have much character depth outside of like 3½ guys the more I consider it the less I like it

[rancid cove]

"Yo bro can you punch me while screaming a slur really loud rq"

[storm jungle]

also all the loyalist marinesa re just so boring

just generic good guys

[vagrant fox]

We could have had 80 crime and horror books instead

[rancid cove]

I feel left out in this discussion because I just love marines so much so me like Heresy

[storm jungle]

^

unfortunately again Slop sells

[opaque coyote]

In general I think it would've been interesting if 30k was actually noticeably better

Than 40k

Conditions wise at least

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/mqEtViQFtfD.gif

I AM A MARINE CHUD

[vagrant fox]

I like space marines but the more I consider the HH the smoother it makes my brain

[opaque coyote]

It's why I never read the HH books

My brain is already smooth

No need to make it shiny

Polished into a fine shine

Like a new luxury marble table

[vagrant fox]

At least the sm armour is dripped I guess, and the admech

[opaque coyote]

Again

Mk 3

One of the better PA designs

[timid pasture]

it happens sometimes

[spare osprey]

Loyalists would make a chapter called the Spine Mulchers and tell me they pass out girl scout cookies on the side.

[opaque coyote]

"Good is relative"

• Brother Skullfuck from the Baby Eaters Chapter