we live in a society
#40k-lore-chat
vagrant fox
summer mural
pokemon is waayyyy past its prime
brave owl
can't wait for nintendo to release the nintendildos
brave owl
its shaped like the n64 controller
heady rivet
Holy shit youtube keeps getting worse
rancid cove
The Black Templar fan when I pour sulfuric acid in their balls
vagrant fox
Why not do like me and have George Bush and Kim jong il kiss
storm jungle
Holy shit youtube keeps getting worse
Manage your feed dumbo
and block channels you dont like
heady rivet
Manage your feed dumbo
Not like that. They have a searchbar for AI shit now??? Why would I want a search bar if I dont even know what I want to search. Who lives this way
near wasp
Stop engaging in the ragebait
brave owl
I assume its jutst slow
storm jungle
Not like that. They have a searchbar for AI shit now??? Why would I want a searc...
Lmao deserved honestly
vagrant fox
I'm looking at top seller video games for each year and it's a sign that our species is dumb that NFL is in the top 5 consistently from 2002 onwards
summer mural
Not like that. They have a searchbar for AI shit now??? Why would I want a searc...
itl be great when they plug that chip into your brain so you can see this shit all day
rancid cove
Not like that. They have a searchbar for AI shit now??? Why would I want a searc...
Remember: AI bros were making AI plugins that make up prompts for them, because they were too stupid and lazy to come up with one themselves
brave owl
I'm looking at top seller video games for each year and it's a sign that our spe...
I do not understand why people love football games
heady rivet
Why not do like me and have George Bush and Kim jong il kiss
Should be Nixon and JFK and Mao in a fucked up love triangle
summer mural
and when I say they , I mean when you voluntarily consent to it
vagrant fox
Should be Nixon and JFK and Mao in a fucked up love triangle
I'm getting to that
summer mural
because your the last one who hasnt been chipped
vagrant fox
I do not understand why people love football games
idk fam I don't get why people watch it either, it's only fun to play
heady rivet
Remember: AI bros were making AI plugins that make up prompts for them, because ...
This is one of those "Fuck we NEED to find a use for this after spending so much money"
Also those suggestions are NOT based on my algorithm anyway
summer mural
people love football games for the same reason they love mortal kombat
brave owl
cumbat
summer mural
you plug it in with your bros, play for 20 minutes while paying 0 attention
move on
vagrant fox
I have excellent recommendations, mildly nsfw I guess
rancid cove
Its funny to remember as well, corpos forcing AI shit into every app and site to make back the money they invested on it
They know people arent asking for it, they are desperate.
heady rivet
This is one of those "Fuck we NEED to find a use for this after spending so much...
The thumbs down implyong you think I'm watching content related to productivity and freelance careers
storm jungle
This is one of those "Fuck we NEED to find a use for this after spending so much...
Also those suggestions are NOT based on my algorithm anyway
storm jungle
I have excellent recommendations, mildly nsfw I guess
also link
vagrant fox
do you deserve this bop of a song
summer mural
heady rivet
https://klipy.com/gifs/fr-lie--k01KRNY3A99YA14JQN6TVQA3P9E
I didnt know there were types of cacti besides tall and round
storm jungle
I didnt know there were types of cacti besides tall and round
you'd know
also man Krauser is SO gay its crazy
heady rivet
And I learned just last year they were new world exclusive
rancid cove
I didnt know there were types of cacti besides tall and round
Wouldn't you like to know, cacti boy
storm jungle
anything to make a Pusherboy feel special
vagrant fox
also man Krauser is SO gay its crazy
That's just what army dudes are like
storm jungle
🗣️
rancid cove
anything to make a Pusherboy feel special
1000 trillion more genetically mutated genestealers to Necromunda
heady rivet
My youtube suggestions tried to push the Chun Li uncensored shower scene from Street Fighter 2 the movie
vagrant fox
have you ever considered this
heady rivet
have you ever considered this
"Always something with women" is my "hello, HR?"
vagrant fox
a failson for a failguy
rancid cove
have you ever considered this
Neither of these have nothing into Nemesis
https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-turning-around-gif-9071984238590429091
sharp pollen
have you ever considered this
men... ohh 🥵
heady rivet
"Always something with women" is my "hello, HR?"
Do NOT defend that line it sucks @storm jungle
storm jungle
Do NOT defend that line it sucks <@166943308231344128>
Im not, its shit
rancid cove
People be like: white boy with scars, ooooh
vagrant fox
"Always something with women" is my "hello, HR?"
Gamers hate whimsy
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-dead-by-daylight-turning-around-gif...
also slowly 100%-ing RE3make
vagrant fox
that's the japanese
vagrant fox
Didn't they cut a section from the remake
rancid cove
https://klipy.com/gifs/nemesis-nemesis-chase--k01KRNYBEK4VRV8X5KYASCS28RC
My ass the moment someone mentions space marines (Yes, I'm a pathetic chud.)
heady rivet
also slowly 100%-ing RE3make
Slowly? That game doesnt have enough content for that
storm jungle
Didn't they cut a section from the remake
A lot of stuff apparently, but im not playing the dogshit original game so
storm jungle
Slowly? That game doesnt have enough content for that
It does tbh, might need to shove my fist up your ass to be sure tho
languid meadow
They cut the clock tower and park
heady rivet
THREE threats of sodomy now
storm jungle
yea
heady rivet
Lotta sodomy for a friday
rancid cove
A lot of stuff apparently, but im not playing the dogshit original game so
What do you mean you're not playing PS1 dogshit fixated camera OGs?!???? Poser.
storm jungle
What do you mean you're not playing PS1 dogshit fixated camera OGs?!???? Poser.
god RE3 fans are so fucking annoying
summer mural
oh THIS REMINDS ME
languid meadow
Nemesis isn't random like x in remake when he was in the OG and is scripted
storm jungle
"MUAHHGHHH MUH COCKTOWER"
vagrant fox
all I want is an RE6 remake even though it doesn't deserve or need it
storm jungle
NO
languid meadow
I do think scripted nemmy is worse than random guy who beats your ass
rancid cove
god RE3 fans are so fucking annoying
I know nothing of RE aside from the fact RE3 fans are the annoying younger brother of the fandom
vagrant fox
RE6 is so fucking funny I love that game
heady rivet
Lotta sodomy for a friday
WAIT THAT MEANS
summer mural
also the second movie....like, i dont wanna talk about it but I also do??
storm jungle
RE6 is so fucking funny I love that game
rancid cove
Anything I knew about RE was through a funny green site with an anime girl as a logo 
summer mural
because its undoubtedly the single worst action film I have ever seen
and somehow kraven the hunter was better than it
heady rivet
Lotta sodomy for a friday
https://youtu.be/CjFafCR6FOI?si=WrrHQ38jv4MG4eUK&t=10 "FUCKIN QUEER" FRIDAY
vagrant fox
Shit shit is beans it's so good
rancid cove
I AM PROUD OF MY DEGENERACY
storm jungle
because its undoubtedly the single worst action film I have ever seen
Lmao the other movies get even worse
rancid cove
https://youtu.be/CjFafCR6FOI?si=WrrHQ38jv4MG4eUK&t=10 "FUCKIN QUEER" FRIDAY
What the actual fuck is this
summer mural
third movie is gonna be a masterpiece so im looking forw- oh i see
languid meadow
summer mural
well time to watch it
summer mural
wait there are no actual statues of trump right
rancid cove
heady rivet
because its undoubtedly the single worst action film I have ever seen
Dude dont get me STARTED
vagrant fox
Which RE movie is it where they use a railgun and completely obliterate a wholeass city block with the miss of the century
rancid cove
wait there are no actual statues of trump right
There's no Trump statue in Ba Sing Se
summer mural
also I dont know who the actress who plays veronica is, but she looks like an ai creation
rancid cove
fuck ba sing se
Promoted into Fire Nation IDF
Go incinerate some children
storm jungle
Azula legit goes from
Big ass drill on the wall
Lets try a coup instead
most relaistic imperialists
vagrant fox
She was a bit looney
vagrant fox
I should watch Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017) that shit is too good
heady rivet
Azula...
storm jungle
I should watch Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017) that shit is too good
its good in an awful way
languid meadow
Yes
vagrant fox
*was she* ?
perchance
languid meadow
You have fire nation Israel vs Soviet Union earth kingdom
vagrant fox
This is everything peak Resident Evil to me
heady rivet
This is everything peak Resident Evil to me
https://youtu.be/XzFhZ5hrTqY?si=wO3...
Chris...
rancid cove
Azula legit goes from
>Big ass drill on the wall
>Lets try a coup instead
Man I hope Trump doesnt watcg Avatar and gets some ideas...
languid meadow
https://tenor.com/view/jetpack-cat-fika-overwatch-ow-ow2-gif-1612066933996992734...
I just saw pov footage of a Russian drone hitting a UN convo and this reminded me of it
storm jungle
LMFAO
brave owl
https://tenor.com/view/jetpack-cat-fika-overwatch-ow-ow2-gif-1612066933996992734...
what game is that
brave owl
o
heady rivet
I refuse to call the live-action versions by the false labels
summer mural
they gave hammond a first person mode?!
storm jungle
Overwatch is a game? <:NazrinHappi:1455013711562674332>
Yea look it up
vagrant fox
I refuse to call the live-action versions by the false labels
respect those movies
storm jungle
they gave hammond a first person mode?!
yea except somehow Fika the cat is even more evil
summer mural
heady rivet
respect those movies
summer mural
well, Im out of overwatch, idc anymore
storm jungle
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
She can literally grab you with his jetpack and drop you off a fucking cliff
summer mural
but
storm jungle
this cat is unhinged
summer mural
IM WATCHING RESIDENT EVIL 3
vagrant fox
Man Vendetta is such a good movie, when are we having movie night
storm jungle
never
summer mural
Man Vendetta is such a good movie, when are we having movie night
when you grow a pair
heady rivet
Man Vendetta is such a good movie, when are we having movie night
Bait used to be believable
summer mural
thatd be great
oh re vendetta
I was about to say??? v for vendetta is a good movie
yeah no we arent having a movie night
summer mural
i mean v for vendetta isnt like..among the goats id say, but its a fairly entertaining and quotable movie
brave owl
v rising was fun until it became nearly impossible to do alone
vagrant fox
this is just the movie
brave owl
random tangent I know
summer mural
never tried it, looks great though
brave owl
its a poster
vagrant fox
v rising was fun until it became nearly impossible to do alone
Some of the bosses in that game are really annoying
summer mural
posters are a lost art
the only popular filmmaker who still has old school goated posters is tarantino, because hes an omega nerd
brave owl
Some of the bosses in that game are really annoying
I got to the last bosses and lol they just get too hard to do alone
storm jungle
this is just the movie
More accurate
languid meadow
this is just the movie
God this image is so old
summer mural
those silhouttes are 🔥
languid meadow
Dinosaur ass image
vagrant fox
it's very old
vagrant fox
I got to the last bosses and lol they just get too hard to do alone
I beat Adam and then decided that was enough, Dracula can suck my nuts dry
summer mural
i didnt even know v rising had multiplayer
vagrant fox
it's cozy enough
summer mural
is it out of early access officially
vagrant fox
Bosses are the weakest part compared to flexing on your friends with a superior dracula castle
I believe so, it had an expansion
summer mural
i never played it, but it actually just looked really good to watch on a screen
vagrant fox
More accurate
wow you browse /pol/ like a degenerate boomer? banned
brave owl
v rising is fully complete
you can beat the game now
but the last four bosses, the manticore, Adam, snake tits and Sucula will fuck you
summer mural
wow, the re movies dont even have redeemable posters
vagrant fox
I don't know how those movies keep getting made
summer mural
LOL
vagrant fox
but the last four bosses, the manticore, Adam, snake tits and Sucula will fuck y...
afaik Adam was nerfed right, that boss fight took me days it was so unfun
brave owl
though even the bosses in the early chapters are needlessly difficult in a lot of ways
idk if its nerfed or not
summer mural
do you think the people who made those movies played re4 remake and were like " yeah, my movies are actually better"
brave owl
Theres this one guy in chapter 1 or two that spins to win
and he is so fast that you need to know its coming
or he will kill you
because you can't get the armor/weapons to outpace him without killing him
all crafting relies on killing bosses, so you always end up in a bottleneck of fighting really hard unnecessarily difficult enemies
vagrant fox
Yeah I think he was nerfed from what I can read, good riddance
He'd instant teleport and just slam your ass into the ground
A lot of the bosses you just have to know what to do and can't play reactively at all iirc
Elden Ring ass boss fights
brave owl
yep. Though to call it elden ring boss fights is shit talking elden ring
because at least you can SORT OF predict it
storm jungle
do you think the people who made those movies played re4 remake and were like " ...
the director literally puts canon characters in the movies and makes Alice better than all of them at everything
what the fuck do you think LMAO
brave owl
directors wife btw
summer mural
is that paul ws andersen guy
storm jungle
yes
brave owl
literal nepotism (but not nepotism its another word i don't remember )
storm jungle
Hollywoodwhoreism
summer mural
that guy also writes these movies, like what fucking resident evil games did he play
brave owl
that works but its not the word
summer mural
i get that they suck, but where did he get these storylines from lmao the re games are fairly cinematic adventures by themselves, he coulda just adapted them with minor changes
storm jungle
thats why the movies suck
and why they have been buried and forgotten lol
literally just nonsense using NPCs/characters from the game
just a fever dream
summer mural
nah, Il bring them to the light, the world will witness these products
summer mural
they have to see the full extent of the human imagination
the darkest depths of creativity
van gogh cutting his ear off is like chump change compared to re2
also ik its not the case but
she looks like an ai creation'
like the most ai character ive ever seen in a movie
vagrant fox
She always looks like a Jill ripoff to me
summer mural
shes valentine
vagrant fox
oh lmbo
summer mural
vagrant fox
Just put a gun to my forehead next time
heady rivet
vagrant fox
it's crazy how much of a sex fiend you are
rocky gale
Why does her face do that
vagrant fox
First human AI or something
heady rivet
it's crazy how much of a sex fiend you are
How
In what way
Thats just Jill
Sorry
Jan
Jan St. Patrick
heady rivet
Fuckkk the collectors edition of dark heresey is so expensive
The box and statue one right
fervent geode
Fuckkk the collectors edition of dark heresey is so expensive
I want that fucking book
If it doesn’t come out as an epub Nottingham burns
vagrant fox
they hate fun
rancid cove
More accurate
Why are they using the scene of a peak movie for this slop
rose thorn
We need to KILL the old world
I’ve been playing WF and it’s really fun but god the dialog is
Not good
Besides the ship ai
He fucks
summer mural
whats wf
winged jacinth
Warframe probably
Yeah the dialog is mostly iffy at least until you get to 1999
Ordis's lines are funnier when you know his lore
brave owl
im so tired lol
urban spire
love making bolognese
i have this method, i use a light saber for slicing the garlic real thin, makes it melt in the pan with a little greeb oil, its a good method
vagrant fox
i have this method, i use a light saber for slicing the garlic real thin, makes ...
a saber? The sword thing?
urban spire
vagrant fox
dw about that
vagrant fox
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AgIAjsiX_o8
too niche reference, -2
languid meadow
There's a sopranos scene for everything
I do wonder if the class leak is real however....
vagrant fox
I can see them as kindred but hunter also works
vagrant fox
I do wonder if the class leak is real however....
My copium says no
vagrant fox
I've bet my entire inheritance on tech adept
languid meadow
I would like that more
But || an alpha isn't too bad I suppose||
I don't think it's fully real
At most the weapons
vagrant fox
If it's actually ||alpha primus|| it will be funny but I doubt
languid meadow
It if we're a skitarii it would make sense I guess
winged silo
I like how Asuryani who take the Path of the Outcast can do basically whatever without being monitored constantly.
languid meadow
Prefer an adept tho
storm jungle
I like how Asuryani who take the Path of the Outcast can do basically whatever w...
Yeah its the point basically
spring cairn
all in on fake
storm jungle
but they eventually always return to their craftworld at some point
spring cairn
gw would never allow this
winged silo
My liver on Adeptus Mechanicus class.
vagrant fox
So it's true 
languid meadow
I don't believe it fully based on the fact it's a translation thing and those aren't reliable IE
The Chinese patch
urban spire
i mean they datamined transonic weapons right
spring cairn
said too much
winged silo
winged silo
One of my favorite.
spring cairn
summer mural
ITS SO IN YOUR FACE
winged silo
Feel free to appropriate that image.
storm jungle
😩
summer mural
yeah im keeping that, ty
spring cairn
it's old it belongs to the ppl
languid meadow
The driver looked at me weird FUCK YOU
winged silo
yeah im keeping that, ty
That's what it's there for chief.
summer mural
HAHAHAHAHA
winged silo
I've started something glorious.
languid meadow
Lore chat every reveals stream
vagrant fox
I understand how Silverhand felt now
vagrant fox
Is that Tim Cain or just a boomer
rose thorn
winged silo
I really don't know.
arctic talon
bee
winged silo
BEES
rancid cove
queen laurel
lunch
winged silo
i've made a steak
A STEAK?
rose thorn
My first day identifying!
vagrant fox
I really don't know.
It's not him don't lie to me again
surreal nest
70 dollars for 5 marines is fucking insane why is it a box of 5
urban spire
whys his sword green
surreal nest
Xenophase blade
queen laurel
whys his sword green
phase blade
urban spire
sounds fucking heretical, burn him
winged silo
70 dollars for 5 marines is fucking insane why is it a box of 5
Because it's the Deathwatch and GW hates the Deathwatch.
vagrant fox
70 dollars for 5 marines is fucking insane why is it a box of 5
Deathwatch is why
vagrant fox
sounds fucking heretical, burn him
Deathwatch gets to do a funny
languid meadow
GW tried to kill them but they lived and now they spite us with high prices
queen laurel
sounds fucking heretical, burn him
alright then that includes the assassin temple for Calidus
urban spire
makes sense
queen laurel
That shit is literally their signature weapon homie
surreal nest
I dont much play with chud deathwatch victim complexes as much as I just blame killteam inflation
winged silo
The Mechanicus is dancing on the Deathwatch's decaying corpse.
urban spire
sucks to be them, check these universal laws
vagrant fox
GW tried to kill them but they lived and now they spite us with high prices
Deserved for being liked by that one gm I had
urban spire
urban spire
how we feelin today?
urban spire
you should transition to small
brave owl
same
vagrant fox
Small I think I just want to chill in bed
queen laurel
how we feelin today?
Large because I'm literally built like grom the paunch
languid meadow
queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
summer mural
brave owl
"i'm a free citizen of lemoyne and not subject to the laws of the united states"
- guy who has a bounty on him
sovereign citizen right here
storm jungle
dont forget hes literally a bushwacker confederate
cocksucker is lucky i need that money on his head before he gets the noose lmfao
storm jungle
Lmao yea but gotta be professional
wintry cloud
Am i allowed to like post datamined stuff
I mean you guys probably already know? Skitarii rumors again
storm jungle
Yeah its already spread far
we cant stop it lmao
Theorychat has been blowing up for an hour
wintry cloud
Welp this skulls event may actually be a blast
brave owl
I know people say its dumb but I still think a combat servitor would be fun
storm jungle
theres no dumb concept only bad execution
people would absolutely pay to play a servitor if its fun
storm jungle
imagine the banter too
"You dont talk much do you Unit-8371K?"
"H-Hhhg-HUEERAGHHH- Negative. Operative."
brave owl
yeah, bouts of lucidity
storm jungle
man one personality just being the servitor trying to free his mind would be so fucked up and funny
young pecan
Botched servitor being an auric level operative is horrific
"Reinforcements are here!" the reinforcements in question:
storm jungle
best part is Combat Servitors now especially with that Admech vs Raveners kill-team have become like REALLY diverse, they can carry out entire operations we do ingame by themselves with the armaments they get
brave owl
oh I was actually worried the weapon selection would be very weak
but if its more then just heavy bolter, claw thingy and a couple of others thats cool
shadow plover
at first glance I thought these were artworks of the Marathon ship
celest dome
The thing with Servitor is that most of the thing they can add are either soulder mounted things that we already can have, or augments that would mess with most animations
summer mural
somebody mentioned the possibility earlier and now I cant get it out of my head, chaosgate sequel might be a thing on skulls 😭
shadow plover
yes I just stopped a 6 hour binge of Marathon
young pecan
Has anyone ever been unservitorized canonically
shadow plover
sort of
arctic talon
Has anyone ever been unservitorized canonically
Define unservitorized
storm jungle
Has anyone ever been unservitorized canonically
Nah, its not possible
urban spire
can only really do that if the servitorization was botched in the first place
shadow plover
there has been at least one instance of regaining consciousness
young pecan
Didn't think so
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
can only really do that if the servitorization was botched in the first place
^this
summer mural
Has anyone ever been unservitorized canonically
yeah that happened to me when I graduated school
storm jungle
which was literally like Jesus tier miracle tho
its in Forges of Mars
its kinda the entire symbolism behind it
young pecan
Do we have any examples of semi-botched ones regaining sentience? Or is it unexplored other than them randomly tweaking
storm jungle
We do but its kinda spread out
brave owl
"Jesus tier miracle" - guy missed the crucial part of the brain in the operation
storm jungle
No like
the character is literally "machine-touched"
he touches a servitor pal of his and fixes him
brave owl
ah
storm jungle
lmao
urban spire
i need to finish reading that
brave owl
Do we have any examples of semi-botched ones regaining sentience? Or is it unexp...
the medicae servitors occasionally have dialogue where they realize wtf is going on
young pecan
he touches a servitor pal of his and fixes him
Typical deified character activities
queen laurel
Has anyone ever been unservitorized canonically
They are cyborgs that have been lobotomized and literal part of brain literally got taken out
There is literally not much you can do
young pecan
Typical deified character activities
Fixes one small thing and refuses to do any further
queen laurel
Unless you preserve their pieces on a Petri dish and reattach it without killing them somehow
young pecan
Or fix the structure
urban spire
there are implants that can technically restore function to a servitorized brain but that won't really be the same person at that point
urban spire
hoping we get a plasma pistol
brave owl
walk up to a guy at a camp site, he gets mad and points a gun at me, steps in fire, dies
cinema
languid meadow
It's funny since the translation leak uses a rank I haven't seen in legit years
So another possible point for it being slopake
surreal nest
I like admech just disappointed that the people who threw an actual tantrum over hive scum get their way
Hope it sucks!
arctic talon
Lol
languid meadow
Who up primusing they alpha
urban spire
i'm getting increasingly annoyed that i can't figure out how effective skitarii weapons are
arctic talon
i'm getting increasingly annoyed that i can't figure out how effective skitarii ...
Galvanic rifle is stronger then a bolter lore wise
languid meadow
Always pretty strong
arctic talon
Lower fire rate
urban spire
ok, that's nice to know
arctic talon
Hand held Phosphor is great at killing anything smaller then a marine in lore
Radium kills shit good
urban spire
what the fuck IS this thing?
arctic talon
It shoots a literal lightning bolt
urban spire
what the hell lmao
arctic talon
At something
summer mural
its an arc rifle
languid meadow
Block of blue shit it's awesome
languid meadow
I love how stupid admech weapons look
arctic talon
It literally is a lightning gun
Plasma cavalier
Is like if you made a plasma gun
More automatic
summer mural
pretty sure the rangers use it en masse
languid meadow
Honestly the two weapons I hope we get are a phosphor and radium
urban spire
so on average skitarii rangers have more firepower than a squad of tac marines?
languid meadow
Radium is perfect since the rejects don't matter so the poisoning is whatevs
summer mural
well we are guaranteed to get a galvanic rifle, like you cant have an admech class without that, its not moral
arctic talon
Radium weapons are about as effective as high caliber autogun rounds, except they’ve got so much radiation they can kill marines via radiation poisoning
arctic talon
They’re squishier
summer mural
skitari revolvers shoot atomic grenades lol
arctic talon
And have lower fire rate
urban spire
cool, good, i'm pleased to know this
arctic talon
But like lol, lmao
Also
Galvanic rifles make people explode on death
Like
Their body discharges all its electrical charge
Somehow
Don’t think too hard about the science behind that
urban spire
that doesn't make a lot of sense, most bodies don't carry a lot of that, but whatever
arctic talon
that doesn't make a lot of sense, most bodies don't carry a lot of that, but wha...
I’d assume it’s also their equipment
Tbh
summer mural
urban spire
rubbing my wool socks on the carpet for a REALLY long time to impress the cute ranger alpha when i die
arctic talon
Well alphas in general are
languid meadow
arctic talon
rubbing my wool socks on the carpet for a REALLY long time to impress the cute r...
Genuinely tho, if you have any questions on admech weapons I can answer it
urban spire
you pretty much covered what i wanted to know
arctic talon
I think arbitrators were a cut above the rejects anyway so 🤷♂️
There’s only 4 Alpha primes a skitarii legion
Lul
Well 16 technically
urban spire
i guess radium carbines are proficient at killing necrons so they're probably on par with the other stuff
summer mural
not alpha prime
languid meadow
the translation leak says ||alpha primus which is a rank I haven't seen in so long and I only know of 2 characters||
arctic talon
But only 4 permenant ones
arctic talon
i guess radium carbines are proficient at killing necrons so they're probably on...
They’re main threat is the massive quantity of radiation they emit, which somehow can kill Necrons eventually
languid meadow
it's from ukrainian so yeah
urban spire
i'm mostly going off of the game Mechanicus here
arctic talon
Ah
summer mural
well
arctic talon
Also lore wise they usually don’t pierce marine armor
summer mural
phosphor grenades the goat
languid meadow
servo skull leaks look cool tho
arctic talon
They just cook the fucking marine inside via radiation
Get them nice and gooey as their cells break down
summer mural
Id also prefer a tech adept, but if its skitarii its skitarii
urban spire
the skitarii didn't have a tabletop presence or standardized units when i was into 40k enough that i knew stats
urban spire
my most up to date point of reference other than mechanicus is Only War
and i guess rogue trader, but that's not really a skitarii type game
arctic talon
Galvanic rifles are
s4 AP4 1D
Going to AP3 on a 6
languid meadow
Id also prefer a tech adept, but if its skitarii its skitarii
honestly if it is a skitarii I would prefer it being an alpha tbh
be more flexible
arctic talon
Arc rifles were
S7 AP2, Haywire
urban spire
were?
arctic talon
GW changed how stat formatting worked
arctic talon
And AP isn’t all or nothing now
summer mural
servo skull build
arctic talon
So it’s AP-1 now
urban spire
huh
urban spire
also sorry for the miscommunication; when i said stats i meant rpg stats
arctic talon
Oh
They got those
In Maledictum
I can send those like way later today if you’re interested
urban spire
isn't that a different system from the old ffg one
arctic talon
They match up with FFG stuff one to one
urban spire
oh sick
arctic talon
isn't that a different system from the old ffg one
Maledictum is almost the exact same
Differences being like
The game is way lower power
except for when it isn’t
urban spire
yeah sure
summer mural
I CANT ESCAPE THAT FUCKING "OH MY GOD" IMAGE
languid meadow
YEAH IT WAS YOU IN SPECIFIC
summer mural
yeah no clue why people keep reposting it
summer mural
urban spire
also shoutsout to macrostubbers
languid meadow
don't remind me
urban spire
fuller auto gun
languid meadow
when the DoW4 trailer dropped I saw so many people say "why did the plasma shoot bullets"
guh
celest cedar
servo skull leaks look cool tho
arctic talon
@urban spire here
opaque coyote
languid meadow
vagrant fox
Alright I napped and the leak is false
urban spire
eh?
languid meadow
honestly the only part of the leak I believe that we didn't already know is the forge worlds thing
vagrant fox
It's definitely tech adept
languid meadow
just makes sense to have the forge worlds be a part of the customization
winged silo
I CANT ESCAPE THAT FUCKING "OH MY GOD" IMAGE
It's my fault 
languid meadow
urban spire
but yeah damage in the ffg games is listed in dice, with a bonus and damage type
storm jungle
Mars is a given
winged silo
That's still Ryza.
urban spire
the forgeworlds mentioned in game i should hope are represented in cosmetics
daring creek
This artist is rlly weird
languid meadow
yeah I know they're a chud
urban spire
oh is that sinfest?
winged silo
two artists with that art style
storm jungle
LMFAO
winged silo
HAHAHAH
summer mural
LOL
winged silo
This will become a channel joke because of me.
languid meadow
if I had the artistic skill I'd put rannicks face over his
winged silo
I could put my own Tech-Priest OCs face over that.
winged silo
if I had the artistic skill I'd put rannicks face over his
Rannick/Wolfer watching 4 homeless men beat up the two best members of the Moebians:
languid meadow
lol
summer mural
he does
summer mural
hes locked in his chamber of solitude, communing with the genestealers
arctic talon
but yeah damage in the ffg games is listed in dice, with a bonus and damage type
I forgor
arctic talon
and probably the local forgeworld of Branx
Branx isn’t a forgeworld it’s an industrial world iirc
storm jungle
Branx isn’t a forgeworld it’s an industrial world iirc
winged silo
urban spire
damn
arctic talon
Sorry to rain on your parade
urban spire
fucked up
how the fuck are they not owned by the admech when they're mostly automated?
half the population's gotta be ordained!
summer mural
admech is busy oiling the jockstrap on a dead titan
they probably didnt notice they could own the planet
languid meadow
Planet is less useful than said titan to them
urban spire
"may have ties" what the fuck
vagrant fox
elite hates us
vital ginkgo
How old is the average space marine once fully transformed?
winged silo
How old is the average space marine once fully transformed?
18-20 after all gene-seed organs are put in.
summer mural
physically? I dunno but they live for centuries, emotionally: mostly pubescent for life
steel ingot
they are at heart
broken children
which is why they are uh like that
especially the chaos ones
winged silo
Oh wait I got my numbers wrong, it's 16-18.
vital ginkgo
physically? I dunno but they live for centuries, emotionally: mostly pubescent f...
That joke got old the 1000th time I heard it mang
summer mural
Oh wait I got my numbers wrong, it's 16-18.
thats also what space marines say to each other
whoops
wrong ping
winged silo
Here's the image.
storm jungle
That joke got old the 1000th time I heard it mang
Its not a joke tho
its literally true lol
they are literally said in-canon to act like teenagers at times
languid meadow
Here's the image.
god this image is so fucking crusty
storm jungle
to be fair OLD
summer mural
winged silo
It's old lore but still canon.
summer mural
like adults dont talk like this
steel ingot
again it comes up in thats right you guessed it, the NIGHT LORDS TRILOGY, where one of the human characters has this realization of "oh my god they're all children no wonder they're so fucked up"
like to be able to see the galaxy and order of things the way they do, they are as i said, broken children
summer mural
also the primarchs exemplify it the most
winged silo
Perturabo is just a petulant child.
winged silo
Gorillaman isn't because he actually had loving parents.
vital ginkgo
they are literally said in-canon to act like teenagers at times
That's every adult human then. Not really something unique to space marines. It is said as a sarcastic joke by people in the fandom though. I bit overused
summer mural
is the khan there though, my money is hes some haemonculus's lab rat
storm jungle
That's every adult human then. Not really something unique to space marines. It ...
No? Space Marines are literally not given the chance to experience adulthood. Its not a sarcastic joke - it is what they are.
steel ingot
i think you are at this point refusing to engage with the text
storm jungle
Sakaan literally says "the men we were suppose to be" was taken from them lol
winged silo
is the khan there though, my money is hes some haemonculus's lab rat
He probably has a harem of Drukhari wyches.
summer mural
He probably has a harem of Drukhari wyches.
mmm, deserves it too.
storm jungle
mmm, deserves it too.
no
steel ingot
iunno bobby g's mind palace shenanigans are the shit i'd do at gym instead of actually exercising
summer mural
hes probably racing around the webway in a giant hotwheels track with the drukhari for fun
vital ginkgo
No? Space Marines are literally not given the chance to experience adulthood. It...
Not given the chance to experience adulthood? Not true but I won't argue with you. You may believe that if you choose
storm jungle
Not given the chance to experience adulthood? Not true but I won't argue with yo...
what do you mean "believe"
summer mural
wait
storm jungle
lmao
steel ingot
bro what are you on
storm jungle
THEY ARE LITERALLY SNATCHED AS LITERAL CHILDREN BRUH
languid meadow
do taxes
summer mural
did you say youd go to the gym and do mind palace shenanigans which means thinking about your toys??????
steel ingot
they are implanted as BABIES bro
summer mural
LMAO
winged silo
They start the implantation at age 10, refer to the chart.
steel ingot
did you say youd go to the gym and do mind palace shenanigans which means thinki...
no i meant like Gym class in elementary
languid meadow
even custodes are like this to the point where they can't really show emotion even tho a lot of them have that capcity
summer mural
oh I see
storm jungle
They start the implantation at age 10, refer to the chart.
Yeah this
summer mural
issok
storm jungle
it isnt a "joke" lol
summer mural
Id like to be fat too
languid meadow
steel ingot
not only are you arguing with like decades of text, you're like making an interpretation that is just not only wrong but lame and boring too
languid meadow
bibble
steel ingot
like not to be that guy but like
outer wave
Yeah this
Would've thought implantation only happened with Neophytes, so teenager/young adult age, but huh never knew that
steel ingot
the space marines being unstable crazy people is sorta part of the mass appeal
storm jungle
Yeah them being petulent is a very normal thing lol
Chapters literally have kindergarten beefs with each other
steel ingot
like i know its lame but look at the characters in SM2 operations, those guys are constantly arguing and boasting like kids on the playground
winged silo
The Black Dragons and Lamenters are crying in the same hole.
languid meadow
"you will do well to reconsider these honourless fools" - Dark angels before leaving an ally because they got help from another chapter
chuds
steel ingot
MMMM yummy yummy more firstborn please!!!!!!!
winged silo
The Lamenters and Black Dragons are my favorite chapters.
steel ingot
there's a couple good ones
summer mural
setting seems ripe for comic book format if you ask me
steel ingot
i think due to its pedigree as old scifi james workshop has been keen on continuing their novel empire
for better or worse
summer mural
someone told me something something redeemer is good
storm jungle
MMMM yummy yummy more firstborn please!!!!!!!
"WAITER, WAITER! MORE CERAMITE PLEASE!"
🗣️
summer mural
also I have no doubt some of the goated comic book writers would really love to get their hands on the 40k IP
and probably do a good job
steel ingot
my favorite thing to do is tell my friends who play sm2 the "ultramarines would have you believe they can defeat the nids in a fight"
the 80% casualty rate in the tyrannic wars would have you believing otherwise
storm jungle
Yeah im sorry my man 40 termagaunts wont patiently wait for you to finish killing a Tyranid Warrior in the lore 💀
summer mural
I mean they can, of course all the nids weve encountered so far over the course of the setting are just the scouting party
storm jungle
your ass is getting JUMPED
storm jungle
I mean they can, of course all the nids weve encountered so far over the course ...
Nah lol
arctic talon
Yeah im sorry my man 40 termagaunts wont patiently wait for you to finish killin...
Come outside bro, we won’t jump you
steel ingot
you're getting SWARMED
storm jungle
also you are forgetting
storm jungle
they literally lost the planets in the game
summer mural
AAYYY
storm jungle
the nid issue is entirely ignored
summer mural
My mans back
arctic talon
Also rippers have guns often
summer mural
vagrant fox
i could solo the nids
arctic talon
They skipped rippers having guns in sm2
steel ingot
500 points of these dickheads will wipe out the firstborn
summer mural
500 points of these dickheads will wipe out the firstborn
those rippers look kinda massive in that image
steel ingot
trust the firstborn menace will finally die
storm jungle
500 points of these dickheads will wipe out the firstborn
"in thta image"
look at them here
steel ingot
THEY JUMPIN ME
storm jungle
they are literally a space marine's entire lower leg
storm jungle
also me when no plot armor
steel ingot
they apparently can chew through ceramite
storm jungle
they are like the size of a small dog yea
arctic talon
they apparently can chew through ceramite
They can yes
They also have fucking guns
That shoot acid
summer mural
fuck I was gonna google something then I started hearing they jumping me and I forgot
ffs
storm jungle
Yeah like remember
these are released in literal oceans of Rippers lol
their job is to eat EVERYTHING
summer mural
god id love to be a ripper
steel ingot
a giant galatic fist of teeth devouring all in its path
luv me nids
if anything if a faction can keep the ultramarines humble they deserve all the love
storm jungle
tbh
realistically Nids are not defeatable unless its a splinter-fleet
the moment they make planetfall its game over
summer mural
theres also the whole occasional genestealer civil revolt situation
arctic talon
Good thing it’s normally a splinter fleet lol
summer mural
like having the overwhelming horde wasnt enough
arctic talon
And not the whole thing
queen laurel
realistically Nids are not defeatable unless its a splinter-fleet
that's not even the worst part, you can beat them if they didn't have that one specific gimmick but they have, the teeny tiny thing, they have an entire library of biological makeup to pull from to evolve the creatures to specifically fuck you over
steel ingot
the eldar been planning for eons about how to deal with the necron problem BITHC YOU GOTTA WORRY THE NIDS ARE COMING
queen laurel
like an entrenched position can keep on fighting hordes of nids
but the next horde they aren't likely to survive because now it's an entire siege horde
with way more artillery and firepower backing it
steel ingot
one of my favorite things in dawn of war 2 if you beat the game as nids, your mighty hive lord just jumps in a pit of acid to get eaten and have all their dna sent back to the hive mind
summer mural
dow2 narratives were so cool
storm jungle
Yep because Tyrants at the end of the day can respawn back as themselves on another battlefield with al lthose memories so it doesnt even matter
arctic talon
Yeah
Tyrant memories are retained
The imperium tries to record specific “minds”
For tyrants
storm jungle
Nids are literally playing Dawn of War
arctic talon
Also there’s this one flying tyrant
That’s a total bitch
And terrorizes a single guard regiment
Because they killed it once
200 years ago
summer mural
steel ingot
whats the take of the eldar anyways
arctic talon
Shit does fly by’s and pickups their officers and tears them apart
steel ingot
like they've been planning the cron return for aeons and now its getting disrupted to fuck
arctic talon
Also
queen laurel
down to building structures afer getting enoguh biomass
hell the most common tiebreaker like magic and psychic powers ain't even a guarantee against them because they just have this funny little thing
steel ingot
of course they are
queen laurel
shadow of the warp
arctic talon
The drukhari don’t give a shit at all
They love tyranids
New funny things for the arena
queen laurel
And they have anti psychic creatures
steel ingot
i need those night lords to finally enact complete ulthwe annihilation like they promised me
get these fucking assholes off my lawn so i never have to hear about a phoenix lord ever again
arctic talon
i need those night lords to finally enact complete ulthwe annihilation like they...
They won’t
summer mural
night lords can barely read a compass at this point
summer mural
why? just hate the night lords
arctic talon
they think they're such hot shit YOU'RE NOT
They hate chaos
lol
I think that’s pretty noble
flat nimbus
I HATE YOU ULTHWE
arctic talon
steel ingot
biel tan is way cooler cause they just got fed up and said "WAR IS THE ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
summer mural
does khorne even notice nightlords shanking people in the back
steel ingot
they're engaging with 40k like real 40k factions should
arctic talon
biel tan is way cooler cause they just got fed up and said "WAR IS THE ANSWER !!...
That is ulthwe’s solution to fucking chaos lol
Beil-tan wants to kill everything that isn’t an eldar
And then kill any eldar who disagree with them
Which is based
steel ingot
plus they get bonus points for being green
every single faction that has a green color scheme gets bonus points from me
arctic talon
Bro likes green
steel ingot
i do its my favorite color
vagrant fox
greenlet
steel ingot
it was why nurgle was my favorite for so long
queen laurel
every single faction that has a green color scheme gets bonus points from me
fella definitely creams himself every time snake bites show up
summer mural
sad
steel ingot
the orks also rock
summer mural
should have discovered greenskins first
steel ingot
but you didnt need me to tell you that
summer mural
because green
summer mural
the true champions of the green are orks
steel ingot
the greenest meanests
steel ingot
the green lantern corp can suck me
steel ingot
especially guy gardner
summer mural
absolute green lantern is kinda crap
Id rate it way below the other absolute stories
steel ingot
havent urhm you see read any absolute anything
though i wanna read that martian manhunter run it looks beautiful
summer mural
absolute batman and superman and manhunter are incredibly good
urban spire
absolute martian is good as hell
summer mural
then id put wonder woman and then flash, and last green lantern
steel ingot
even though i really should read the DWJ batman run cause i love DWJ
DWJ the realest comics pervert of all time
urban spire
i like absolute wonder woman better than batman
summer mural
i like batman superman and manhunter the best
steel ingot
he proved without a shadow of a doubt kirkmans washitude so
gotta give him his flowers you know
summer mural
wonder woman would have been in the top category except I dont like her villains at all
steel ingot
kirkmans number one enemy is himself someone take away his computer
summer mural
her rogues gallery is really mid
urban spire
i don't care about rogues gallery just give me interesting stories
steel ingot
like you have one of the best comics run for a series thats had mid ass comics for the last decade and nothing worth reading or buying and making the most insane incredible 25 issue run just to have kirkman get his grubby little fingers across this beautiful story and just make a who's who reference and cameo delivery device
argh
im still mad about skybound transformers, ESPECIALLY since void rivals still rocks so i dont even know what the fuck happened to it
dwj you will always be my favorite writer of anything robot car
plus him and spicers art ARGH
we had it so good for such a short time
im the only dumb bitch in this whole fucking server who cares about optimus prime
summer mural
this little panel and its dialogue goes so hard LMAO
timid pasture
Did the Deathwatch really stop an eldar ritual that could kill slaanesh?
plush mason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAvanIsalyk this got me thinking, image if GW does the funniest shit and trolls the community by releasing "official" art of a felanid on the 1st of April and its literally just a tiger warrior in cadian kit, and never say if its actually real or just an April fools joke
urban spire
COOM
summer mural
COOM
daring creek
its so weird.
urban spire
i don't like that gw is so afraid of nonhuman titty
timid pasture
Deathwatch hates xenos a ton
More than chaos?
arctic talon
More than chaos?
Yes
timid pasture
More than they do chaos i mean
daring creek
What episode?
latest release
vagrant fox
Deathwatch hates xenos a ton
whatever do you mean they're perfectly fine with xenos
arctic talon
Also the dude said “I don’t give a shit if you’re telling the truth, I’d rather doom humanity then let you live”
lol
daring creek
Yeah I think they wrote themselves into a wall by making homelander this deluded ngl.
queen laurel
More than chaos?
yeah they are designed xenos hunters
One of their members literally stopped a ritual that would have harmed slannesh at the very least because he hated the aliens so much
timid pasture
latest release
It’s ehhhh
timid pasture
Also the dude said “I don’t give a shit if you’re telling the truth, I’d rather ...
Damn
Well tbf who says that wouldve actually killed Slaanesh
urban spire
Also the dude said “I don’t give a shit if you’re telling the truth, I’d rather ...
more proof the deathwatch is heretics
queen laurel
Well tbf who says that wouldve actually killed Slaanesh
yeah but at the very least would have dealt a significant blow
The guy literally said word for word bar for bar I would rather have chaos have the Galaxy than you in it
timid pasture
Yeah I think they wrote themselves into a wall by making homelander this deluded...
Lots of plot points that went nowhere
timid pasture
yeah but at the very least would have dealt a significant blow
I guess