40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

PLEASSEEEEEE

[daring creek]

I deadass just use the note app on my phone for reading epubs

[jade holly]

Don’t worry they’ll add them later as paid expansions

[daring creek]

very reliable

[storm jungle]

👎

[jade holly]

You think we could ever get a comedy book for the Votann where it’s just Wolf of Wall Street

[rancid cove]

Look it was either that or opening PDFs to read a book

and PDFs dont save the last page i stopped reading it

[daring creek]

Insanely low effort of you, lynx.

You lack Iron within.

Download an epub reader

[rancid cove]

I have MONEY, LIQUIDITY, FUNDS, A JOB something you surely lack

so NO

[daring creek]

So?

[quiet orchid]

you don't have money

u told me that today

[daring creek]

Oh my god.

Fucking Out'd

[rancid cove]

shut up

[daring creek]

You save money by doing what I do.

[rancid cove]

imagine your own girlfriend outting you like that

[daring creek]

I can help you lynx

[rancid cove]

your day 1

[quiet orchid]

come here to shut, o yeah, u can't

[quiet orchid]

she doesn't save money, she spent 140$ in a commission and converting that, its like, 2/3 of her salary

[daring creek]

lazy

[daring creek]

[rancid cove]

CAN

YOU

SHUIT UP

[daring creek]

Lynx what are you smoking

[quiet orchid]

no

[daring creek]

Honestly I get it but

[quiet orchid]

muscle mommys

[daring creek]

not to that but to the spending

[rancid cove]

LOOK MAN THE COMMISSION IS FUCKIN PREEM

[daring creek]

sure a comm is fine

but the books

that is just building up

no shame to the comm infact I kinda wanna see it now

[rancid cove]

id buy physical if they werent so rare and expensive

but i also have no space for it

[rancid cove]

I can send the sketch here

[daring creek]

Im not saying to by physical

[spare osprey]

There's like seven people here you can ask for book pdfs, you wildcard.

[daring creek]

😭

I can HELP you

[rancid cove]

the sketch

[quiet orchid]

she bought minis to paint, her commission, books

[spare osprey]

A fine thing to buy instead of food.

[daring creek]

Minis is not something I'm ever gonna get into ngl

[quiet orchid]

but the commission was the expensive one, 140$ in reais is like 700$

[rancid cove]

I live with my family, food is on them

[rancid cove]

yuh

[daring creek]

oH gOD WHAT THE FUCK

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

yeh

[rancid cove]

Dollars to Reais conversion

[daring creek]

lynx

[rancid cove]

1 USD = 5 reais

[spare osprey]

WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN--

[rancid cove]

Inflation

[quiet orchid]

and a mininum salary here is like 1.500, só 700$ is to expensive for any brazillian

[daring creek]

if only it were the inflation I liked

We live in a society

[rancid cove]

What do you mean by this.

[quiet orchid]

she's irresponsible

[rancid cove]

My own gf is outting me

[daring creek]

Same honestly I eat out WAY too much.

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[daring creek]

And Im curbing that little by little...

[quiet orchid]

you deserve it

they need to know the truth behind your bullshit mask

[spare osprey]

I get all grumbly over comm prices over $50.
$700?

[daring creek]

you can atleast stop buying books physically even though it hurts a lot 😭

[rancid cove]

stawp

[quiet orchid]

that you POOR

[rancid cove]

R$700

Which is my currency

the comm was 140 USD

[daring creek]

That is not a lot for me but that is def a lot for you

[spare osprey]

Oh.
Me got flipped around.

[rancid cove]

Yeah but like, I don't pay rent or food or anything like that

So money is a lot more expandable for me

[daring creek]

Savings is still important

Especially deez days

[quiet orchid]

No, u pay one thing more important than that

the money to come here gimme kisses

AND YOU SPENT THAT MONEY >:(

[rancid cove]

I do have savings, I'm just irresonpisble with whats left for me to actually use

[daring creek]

I see I see

[quiet orchid]

btw

[rancid cove]

I HAD TO PAY MY CREDIT CARD AFTER I WENT THERE LAST MONTH

[quiet orchid]

go to dm

[quiet orchid]

idc, I love you, now its wrong like to be with u?

[daring creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418306487775924348/1442045409156534362/skeleton-running.gif

[quiet orchid]

no, you'll stay

[rancid cove]

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-noticing-noticing-cat-writing-running-skeleton-gif-6732945921741347506

[rancid cove]

Dilara please help me

my own gf is outting me

mute her

NOW

[storm jungle]

no

suffer

[quiet orchid]

ty dilara, u're a good friend

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tracksuit-mark-invicible-mark-mark-grayson-brainrot-gif-6158506489624591022

[quiet orchid]

NOOOO

I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT GIF

TO SEND HERE

[rancid cove]

BE FASTER NEXT TIME LOSER

[quiet orchid]

loser?

Ok

you lost your gf now

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/wuh-cat-cat-meme-confused-gif-17768241876164656273

It's crazy how many 3d surgery videos are on youtube

[heady rivet]

Munda minis, surely

[rancid cove]

horusheresychuds...

[quiet orchid]

sorry for disappoint you....

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[rancid cove]

Don't worry! I'll def buy some Necromunda minis... one day... Maybe in 10 years.

@storm jungle CGI Jon Bernathal falling down metal crate

[storm jungle]

yea

[rancid cove]

(Can't believe this is real, he almost looks likes Joel from TLOU)

[arctic talon]

According to them the only cgi was on his face lol

[storm jungle]

im trying to see it

but he literally looks plastic

LMAO

[storm jungle]

the weirdest part is like the Special was great but... what the fuck was this cgi LOL

[rancid cove]

why would they even do that

[arctic talon]

It had to have been digitally altered in some way beyond just the race but I could see a stunt man doing this

[arctic talon]

Stunt man

[rancid cove]

The metal crate already blocks his face tbh

plus he put his hands over his head and shadow too

the CGI face was not really needed

[storm jungle]

its so fucking dumb

[rancid cove]

This scene and the gooning one was so fucking hilarious

[storm jungle]

i cannot stop watching this gif LMAO

[storm jungle]

Gooning one?

what

[storm jungle]

bruh

[arctic talon]

I can see how it was done as a stunt but also like

It looks so fucking fake lol

[storm jungle]

you people deserve to burn in hell imma be real 💀

[rancid cove]

LOOK AT HOW HIS ARM IS SHAKING

[storm jungle]

it literally looks like GTA 5

[spare osprey]

What a piece of media.

[rancid cove]

Michael falling down in a cutscene

[quiet orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kneading-cat-post-meme-fast-gif-26392346

[opaque coyote]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gato-usando-oculos-olhando

[flat nimbus]

punisher one last spill

[flat nimbus]

welcome back spank

[timid pasture]

Vfx dude who worked on this getting fired

This is thor love and thunder levels of cgi

[timid pasture]

Whos relating to This??

[daring creek]

Me

[viral halo]

When you’re mid jerk and your homeboys come motivate you into finishing

[daring creek]

You clearly don't have good friends

[timid pasture]

On Dilaras soul WE all have experienced this

[opaque coyote]

Some of the Twelve Knights (By Lee Yong Yi)

[viral halo]

FR

[opaque coyote]

GUN.

Need a return to Knight drip frfr

Kevlar is BORRRINNGG

[daring creek]

I need a vote

destroy my mom

yay or nay

[opaque coyote]

HUH

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

[daring creek]

Not in that way you weird fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rancid cove]

Yeah sure whatever you say, just put the larp in the bag

[jade holly]

Bit bad quality but Predecessor’s new hero reminds me of something

He looks sick though

And I think this is his launch skin

Sanguinary Guard looking ahh

[daring creek]

tempting

truly

tempting

OKAY.

NEVER MIND

HOLYSHIT.

[rancid cove]

what

happened

[rancid cove]

yeah nah how has he not been banned yet

what

[daring creek]

God

I hope using wojaks to this degree gets you put on a fucking list

god these people need to disappear off the face of the earth.

[rancid cove]

Yeah, on the list of successful manipulated youth

THE CHILD LEFT BEHIND

[daring creek]

Nuke all of them man

Get these nimrods out of here

waste of oxygen.

[rancid cove]

He has only like 2 video formats

[quiet orchid]

wth

[timid pasture]

You Can’t Tell me they didn’t copy dante

[quiet orchid]

its a ragebaiting channel or something?

[rancid cove]

no

[daring creek]

racism or leftism bad

[rancid cove]

the dude is talking fr

[quiet orchid]

how he didn't get banned?

[rancid cove]

i have no idea

[rancid cove]

it all started cause i saw this on reddit

[daring creek]

No just a racist fuck

[rancid cove]

missus went to his channel and its just peak 4chan incel shit

[dapper gyro]

Nuke also burns a lot of oxygen...

[quiet orchid]

yk what, I give up from youtube

[dapper gyro]

Recommendation, beheading.

[daring creek]

I gave up on youtube a while ago. I banned the homepage and have only the subscription page to put a hard limit on how much I consume.

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-nl-hammers-beat-him-beat-gif-7823471197919175037

[rancid cove]

it gets worse

[quiet orchid]

Good Idea

[daring creek]

Once in a while I hunt for videos

key word, hunt

I have no algorythym to assist me

[lament shoal]

I saw the others too lol, dw ik

[dapper gyro]

Just use incognito tabs...

[daring creek]

so the process is a lot more satisfying.

[jade holly]

I wonder if Star Wars Legion is worth getting into purely for display

[daring creek]

And see baby videos? no

[quiet orchid]

but if I do that, Ill stay on gay brazillian internet and yk, I don't to see just tiktokers fighting for stupid reasons

[dapper gyro]

I solely use incognito so it doesn't save anything form my previous session.

[rancid cove]

I consume too much youtube, both main and youtube music

[dapper gyro]

Anytime is a new recommendation.

[rancid cove]

nowadays every app has those type of people on it

so fuck it

I just block them and move on

[quiet orchid]

My youtube doesnt even show this type of ppl

cause i'm to woke for this

[daring creek]

Install the Unhook Extension and youtube control panel.

Its very good for just dropping youtube

because youtub is garbage.

[rancid cove]

what those do

[daring creek]

unhook bans recommendations and control panel does extra stuff unhook can't do

like a lot of extra stuff.

I also have youtube shorts banned.

[quiet orchid]

looks nice

[quiet orchid]

Oooh...

that's a good one

[rancid cove]

yeah the block ads is useless since i already pay premium

[daring creek]

Stop paying for premium 🙏

[quiet orchid]

also mines is useless since I steal your premium

[jade holly]

I watch YT on my Xbox and I just leave the video and click it again the ads don’t play

[quiet orchid]

I like YT Music 😔

[rancid cove]

nah its very useful
the entire family + my gf is linked to it

and it works for music and main youtube

i can download music, podcasts and videos

[daring creek]

You dont even need that

[rancid cove]

its preem

[daring creek]

youtube music is literally just youtube but no videos

[rancid cove]

Its cheaper than spotify

[daring creek]

[rancid cove]

and has more options

[quiet orchid]

Ye, I need it

cause when I use it for the first time, YT music already had musics that I liked

[daring creek]

Maybe its because im talking from the perspective of someone who enjoys all of these things for free

I legit cannot take ads

theyre too taunting

[quiet orchid]

Lynx isnt this type of person, she likes to spent her money into useless things and I just take advantage from it, nheheeh

[daring creek]

leech

[dapper gyro]

I will never get YT premium.

[daring creek]

i had yt prem once

[dapper gyro]

You disappointed me.

/s

[jade holly]

My display looking nice so far ngl

[daring creek]

never again most likely as I'll look into more means to block ads.

[jade holly]

You think one Defiler is enough as a centerpiece?

[daring creek]

yep

[dapper gyro]

Use firefox incognito. You can create a start bar to go on it directly.

Firefox still has Ublock origin supported.

[jade holly]

Also, Anyone notice the Kin hidden among the models?

[quiet orchid]

Who uses firefox nowadays?

[jade holly]

[quiet orchid]

for tabletop?

[viral halo]

Human traffickers

[jade holly]

Yeah and also display

[quiet orchid]

oooh

[jade holly]

I’m not gonna play until 11e launches cause I haven’t painted yet

[quiet orchid]

nice

[quiet orchid]

good point

[rancid cove]

Human trafficking furries

[daring creek]

me

technically

cuz I use zen browser

[quiet orchid]

o noo, they're trafficking me

[dapper gyro]

You guys can blast firefox all you want. It is convenient for me and I don't have to meet the same complain you have on other browsers.

[rancid cove]

If I say my browser of choice, the entire chat will decapitate me

[timid pasture]

Linux?

[dapper gyro]

Opera?

[quiet orchid]

Opera

[rancid cove]

Hell no

[timid pasture]

opera gx

[rancid cove]

yeah its opera gx

I love selling my data to the CCP

[timid pasture]

Why

[crystal forum]

your pfp makes you extra devious siggy

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dmc5-vergil-gif-16635346035922372598

[dapper gyro]

Why do I need to decapitate you when you already have no head?

[quiet orchid]

he fell for the propaganda

[rancid cove]

Looks fancy

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-lebron-james-sunshine-uma-musume-gif-12517189236470321464

[daring creek]

This is what my shit looks like

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-umamusume-uma-musume-haru-urara-gif-11177624311779525285

[daring creek]

this could be you one day

[quiet orchid]

I'm basic, I just use chrome

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-breathing-heavy-tf2-sunshine-heavy-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-2323590842906866074

[quiet orchid]

U understand that shit?

cause I don't

[daring creek]

Operagx has a million features you will NEVER use

[quiet orchid]

no ty, Im happy with my Google Chrome

[jade holly]

I had this as an old kitbash but I did surgery and reverted

[crystal forum]

i cant wait for one of these to just be fat cock

[jade holly]

IE, I kept ripping arms off

[rancid cove]

So?

[daring creek]

No you're not

[quiet orchid]

Yes, I am

you'll never convince me.

[daring creek]

as in you can't read the english or the interface is too different for you

[dapper gyro]

Use whatever you want, just stop complaining about your choice while refusing using any other.

[quiet orchid]

So let me told you something...

I can't read the english

[daring creek]

Thought so

thats alright

[quiet orchid]

but I like the one shot wallpaper

[daring creek]

Thank you!

[daring creek]

I mean you told me a while ago lul

[rancid cove]

I willingly chose to use OperaGX to sell my data to the Chinese
Very chinese part of my life rn

[quiet orchid]

Yeah, but Im just kidding

my english isnt that bad

I hope so

[jade holly]

My local Warhammer store still has a Red Corsair combat patrol, and Eldar Corsair Combat Patrol

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[jade holly]

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/papist-dalton-chinese-heaven-white-man-chinese-heaven-didnt-expect-it-to-be-chinese-no-its-fine-gif-4418050449031898516

[rancid cove]

Buy all of them and mail it to me

[daring creek]

ur p good but i have just one correction

[jade holly]

I’ll never be caught dead buying non Exodite Eldar

[daring creek]

tell. not told.

tell is future action.

Told is past action.

[quiet orchid]

yeah u're right

[daring creek]

dum bish

[quiet orchid]

I need to rest

[crystal forum]

the weird women have taken over chat

[quiet orchid]

Its almost 1am

[jade holly]

Do you forget my allegiance?

[quiet orchid]

and I need to wake up 6am

[quiet orchid]

fuck u

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/tempura_person/status/2024831406954693023

Tempura Person (c0mms CLOSED!) (@tempura_person)

the infinite and the divine

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FixupX · Feb 20, 2026, 1:00 PM

[quiet orchid]

U trying to help or makes me feel stupid? 😭

[viral halo]

I need to paint

[daring creek]

legit trying to help

mistakes r important to make

[crystal forum]

your nails?

[daring creek]

else u wont learn

[jade holly]

I prefer the real power couple

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/man-flying-on-extintor-text-globe-gif-27596969

[quiet orchid]

yeah I know

My problem here isnt the mistakes

[viral halo]

Forgot an apostrophe

[daring creek]

OH.

are these both crypteks

who r dey

[jade holly]

Wha…?

[quiet orchid]

Im tired

[crystal forum]

hey it's spelled "isn't"

[quiet orchid]

don't judge

[jade holly]

That’s a Lychgard and Overlord

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-another-one-one-gif-5057861

[surreal nest]

Would also be aren't not isn't

[jade holly]

Crypteks usually have the one eye faces

[quiet orchid]

Im to lazy

[viral halo]

Too

[quiet orchid]

shut up

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-idk-i-don't-know-i-dont-know-dexter-morgan-gif-8495770667022285823

[daring creek]

gotcha, just tryin to learn how to identify em

[crystal forum]

that's going in the swear jar

[jade holly]

Hang on I think I can find a chart

[daring creek]

yaaaaay

[quiet orchid]

I hate ragebait

I'm going to sleep

[surreal nest]

How to tell if a necron is higher ranked, they got a stupid fucking hat

[daring creek]

gay

[surreal nest]

Easy distinction

[quiet orchid]

I am

[crystal forum]

new lore chatters aren't fun

[daring creek]

gey

[quiet orchid]

I am

[viral halo]

Bring back eternal

[daring creek]

gay.

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-no-no-no-gif-27552536

[quiet orchid]

I AM

[daring creek]

shut up furry

[crystal forum]

i choose to believe all the people in this channel who annoy me is one of his alts

[surreal nest]

We have to remove our existing chuds before we get anymore

[jade holly]

@daring creek Krakduck made this, this is from left to right:

Warrior, Immortal, Lord, Overlord, Phaeron, and Triarch/Silent King

[quiet orchid]

I'm going to sleep, bye

[jade holly]

That’s the main hierarchy of the infantry

[viral halo]

I like everybody in 40K lore chat

[crystal forum]

it's acceptable in small doses

[viral halo]

I also like sleeping with a window open

[crystal forum]

with the mosquito net closed?

[daring creek]

not bad

[viral halo]

I know you live in Sri Lanka but that’s not common here

[crystal forum]

mosquitos are common everywhere

it's God's punishment for our sins

[jade holly]

@daring creek Crypteks on the other hand have the roles of scholars and scientists. They have their own special disciplines they study in and perfect. They have more scholarly looking designs and their heads are much lankier with one eye. This is a Chronomancer, Orikan is also one

[viral halo]

Lore in lore chat 🥀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[jade holly]

Illuminor Szeras on the other hand is a heavily modified Technomancer, which are the ones who oversee the main engineering, repair and construction of Canoptek constructs

[daring creek]

Yeah I know. I thought those woere crypteks because of the uhh slate things running down them

[daring creek]

Sick.

[celest cedar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/israel-netanyahu-benjamin-Pk3ljzIDb4R0j3zpMU

[daring creek]

Awesome art

I love necrons sm

[jade holly]

Then there’s also the Destroyer cultists who are much more easily distinguished from the others

They’re the fucked up amalgamations of metal and limbs

usually 3 legs, sometimes their lower half is a hover device

Always desiring the destruction of organic life on the subatomic level

Y’know, the usual

[lament shoal]

Ik krakduck irl, great guy

[daring creek]

Theyre frowned upon yeah?

[jade holly]

You know Flayed Ones and the virus they have?

these guys are the complete opposite end of the spectrum

[daring creek]

Yeah like. terrifyingly lmfao.

even life after death

jesus

[jade holly]

A Necron would rather not hang around either of them, but Destroyers have their value in being blunt instruments

[daring creek]

Yeah, Trazyn called them Metal Men lmfao.

and Orikan didnt consider them necrons

neither of them did

[jade holly]

Fun fact: both the Flayer Virus and Destroyer Curse are contagious

[daring creek]

[jade holly]

And even more fun fact: even knowing about Nekrosor Ammentar’s existence puts you at risk of contracting the Destroyer Curse

[daring creek]

I love the necrons technology and kind of jealous of how much ability and time they have to perfect things.

i think I'd like to be a cryptek. Seems really gratifying...not considering immortality lmfao.

[jade holly]

Gratifying? Lmao

Wanna know something real hilarious

[daring creek]

IDK IT JUST SEEMS COOL AS FUCK TO DO THE SHIT ORIKAN DOES SO CASUALLY

[jade holly]

Orikan knew that the C’tan known as the Deceiver (named the Messenger at the time) was deceiving everyone

He called it out

No one listened

And guess what

Orikan was right

Gratifying my ass he warned his people that the C’tan weren’t as benevolent as they made themselves be and now he has infinity to say “I told you so”

[daring creek]

Let me be a cryptek

chronomancy sounds cool..

[jade holly]

There’s also Astromancy

[daring creek]

I wonder how humanity would cope with immortality. and how it would be regulated. probably something like Scythe did

[jade holly]

Germany

Germany

Geomancy

Fuck you autocorrect

[daring creek]

Germancy..

[jade holly]

You’ve got Ethermancy

Manipulation of storms

Gravmancy

Plasmancy

[daring creek]

Actually

Chronomancy sounds like a disaster.

infinitely

redoing things

hm

Probably a discipline about it

in only using it when you absolutely must

I like that necrons don't deal with things like physical pain..it sounds cool on paper.

even though I know its a curse

and that they can't remember what flesh was like for a reason

[jade holly]

Wait until you learn that sleeping for 65 million years damaged them mentally

[daring creek]

Of course

[surreal nest]

S5 of the boys might be the worst television ive ever watched in my life

[daring creek]

no spoilers.

[surreal nest]

No need just not worth a watch

Nothing happens and its just plugging their dumbass spin off

[jade holly]

That got canceled

[surreal nest]

No

Their other one

Vought Rising

[jade holly]

That will get canceled

[surreal nest]

It better not because like 2-3 episodes of the FINALE have been dedicated to character building for it

[jade holly]

@daring creek Wanna know about the Necron civil war?

[daring creek]

Yep

:D

[jade holly]

It revolves around two dudes

[opaque coyote]

[surreal nest]

Nec and ron

[jade holly]

Imotekh, Phaeron of the Sautekh dynasty. The largest and most martial of the dynasties among the Necrons

[daring creek]

thinking about yakub but a necron

[jade holly]

And Szarekh, the current Silent King of the Triarch

[opaque coyote]

By the laws of nature. They must bang each other's toasters

[jade holly]

Imotekh despises Szarekh’s leadership, so much so he claims the only good thing he ever did was give the Necron’s their new bodies

Szarekh wishes to return his people back to organic forms (first he gotta figure out how to make a soul)

Imotekh seeks to retain his new form and conquer the galaxy

Also he really, really like cutting off hands

[daring creek]

okay are necrons genuinely absent of souls as in theyre blanks??

[opaque coyote]

Despite Imotekh being an asshole.

Ngl yeah the Silent King fucking sucks at ruling

[jade holly]

Yes

Wanna know where they went?

[daring creek]

to the ctan?

[jade holly]

Yep

The C’tan ATE THEIR FUCKING SOULS

[daring creek]

What did the ctan gain besides that and OOF lmfao.

[opaque coyote]

They don't have the same aspect as blanks (unless if you count the Pariah but that was pre-rework and decanonized I believe(?))

[daring creek]

Honestly adding more to their theme

[jade holly]

They gained a new slave army to fight the Old Ones

[daring creek]

dead race and culture.

[opaque coyote]

That being that being near them makes Psykers suffer

[daring creek]

and blunts

[jade holly]

The gimmick of the Necrons is a fading past that they can never reclaim

They were a cursed and diseased people

Yet they had autonomy

[opaque coyote]

In general

Imotekh might honestly be the better choice.

Purely because Szarekh doesn't have a good track record

Like

At all

Firstly he sent the Necrons to war against beings who literally are all powerful Gods at that point in time

Then he got all their fucking souls eaten

And left most of them as mindless drones

[jade holly]

Well Imotekh also doesn’t give a rats ass about his own people, he’s a warlord who uses his newfound body to conquer and force other dynasties under his rule

By staying with Necrodermis he damns millions or even billions to eternal servitude as mindless slaves

IE the Necron warriors

[opaque coyote]

True. But he might actually have more success at least.

This feels like a US election

Well not really

[jade holly]

Szarekh is burdened with guilt and knowledge of what exists outside the galaxy

[daring creek]

Necrons really are accurate to irl

[opaque coyote]

If it was then the Silent King would've just done nothing instead of fucking up horribly

[daring creek]

at the mercy to overlords in fucking power

[jade holly]

because fun fact: he’s the only character in 40K lore to see the true scale of the Tyranids

[opaque coyote]

It feels like choosing between two Republican candidates

[jade holly]

[opaque coyote]

Both are awful

[daring creek]

and we're all just cannonfodder

[opaque coyote]

Just in different ways

[opaque coyote]

True.

Maybe he learned his lesson?

...

[jade holly]

Why do you think he’s back lmao

[opaque coyote]

PFFTT

[jade holly]

He was in self imposed exile when that happened

[opaque coyote]

"Oh shit. Oh fuck. I gotta tell everyone about this."

[jade holly]

He saw the Tyranid threat, ran back home, and began slamming his fist on the “WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP” button

[opaque coyote]

Too bad he didn't bring video footage

That probably would help his case

[jade holly]

Because what’s the one thing Tyranids do to organic races they come across and kill?

[daring creek]

wouldnt it be best to like

go back to sleep

[opaque coyote]

Turn them into more nids

[daring creek]

give tyranids nothing to eat

[jade holly]

Tyranids don’t eat Necron’s

Nothing organic to take

[opaque coyote]

No because time has basically lessened their forces further

[crystal forum]

nids eat metals too

[jade holly]

But Szarekh? He wants that juicy juicy organic biomass. His people need organic bodies after all

[opaque coyote]

They could theoretically eventually adapt to chewing Necrodermis.

They do already eat metals and rocks

[jade holly]

and what biomass can he get if the Tyranids eat it all

[crystal forum]

we wont see necron nids because GW sucks ass

[opaque coyote]

And also the fact that the forces that are sent are basically the scouting force

[daring creek]

wouldnt it just

disappear

[opaque coyote]

The Necrons would generally be in some deep shit theoretically

Once the full force of the nids

Because we don't know their full capabilities

[jade holly]

The Necrons unironically are the best chance to wipe out the Tyranids

[crystal forum]

did you raise your hand before speaking

be polite, missus

[opaque coyote]

Again, the Tyranids basically dipping their toes in the pool

[jade holly]

Hell Szarekh alone unironically can solo majority of the universe

[opaque coyote]

Who knows if what we've seen for far

[jade holly]

His Necrodermis body and weapons are literally that broken

[opaque coyote]

Are only a taste

[opaque coyote]

On what they can do

[daring creek]

this is not the academic setting

[opaque coyote]

Why did the C'Tan give him the gaming rig

[jade holly]

Simple answer is they needed weapons to fight the Old Ones

[crystal forum]

thanks missus your gif crashed my mobile discord

[daring creek]

Wheres that implied

[jade holly]

Long one is they never expected the Necrons to rebel

[daring creek]

get FUCKED

[crystal forum]

very impolite

[opaque coyote]

It's stated that the Tyranid force that's sent are basically only a tiny percentage of what's ourside

[daring creek]

Ooh.

Scary

lmfao.

[jade holly]

The Necrons were meant to be an enslaved people the C’tan would use to wage war and conquer

[daring creek]

but cool asf

[jade holly]

They never expected them to break free and pull a right back at ya

Also I have no idea if this is true but I find it badass Necron propaganda so I’ll say it anyways

[daring creek]

Slave rebellion

nice.

[opaque coyote]

In general, yeah getting rid of the Tyranids

At least enough to drive them away

[jade holly]

Imotekh is the reason the Krork exist

[opaque coyote]

Would be better

[daring creek]

What I really want is like

[opaque coyote]

Although conquering more land to get a foothold

[daring creek]

Genestealer Astartes.

Thats what I really want

[opaque coyote]

Would also be interesting

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately he wasn’t allowed to have a brain during the war in heaven

[opaque coyote]

It can happen theoretically. One got infected.

[jade holly]

Let me enjoy my propaganda

[arctic talon]

All the Necrons were explicitly non sentient and sapient until the rebellion

💀

Well

They were sentient and sapient

[opaque coyote]

He did manage to resist

[arctic talon]

Just trapped mentally

[jade holly]

I forget what triggered their ability to rebel?

[arctic talon]

The silent king locked the fuck in

[opaque coyote]

Long enough to be begged to be killed

[opaque coyote]

Because he could basically feel the Genestealer infection rewriting his fucking DNA

[jade holly]

Imagine if he used a shard of the Void Dragon to power his staff instead of a shard of the Burning One

[opaque coyote]

So yeah Genestealer SM could be a thing

Issue is that SMs have genetic screening

Mainly because like

[jade holly]

Oh @daring creek, do you know about the Dragon in Mars?

[opaque coyote]

Geneseed flaws

[crystal forum]

the issue is GW wont let the space marine brand be diluted

so no nid space marines

[daring creek]

nope

[jade holly]

So a very fuckass long time ago… the Emperor of man found a dragon

[daring creek]

BOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jade holly]

He beat that dragon’s ass and shoved it into Mars

[daring creek]

void dragon?

[jade holly]

Yep

[crystal forum]

missus who let you out of the time out corner

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I feel like a priority is to basically enable the ability to make new Necrons.

So specifically new engrams since if I remember correctly.

Making the bodies aren't an issue.

[daring creek]

what does it do

[jade holly]

And guess what’s been whispering to the Admech on Mars this whole time

[daring creek]

Oh

💀

[jade holly]

The very foundation of what the Admech consider the Omnissiah, is a xenos star god

Allegedly

[arctic talon]

Motherfucker that is called a tyranid warrior

[opaque coyote]

So either there needs to be some way to repopulate the species

Or uh

[crystal forum]

nah

[arctic talon]

Yes

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

oh no

[arctic talon]

This is pre necron retcon

So there’s a lot of shit that doesn’t line up now

Awkwardly

💀

[jade holly]

How about you keep letting me have my Necron propaganda

[crystal forum]

we're talking about genestealers infecting space marines dummy

[daring creek]

admech = heretek? :o

[arctic talon]

Pre necron retcon it’s explicitly the void dragon, except after the necron retcon it’s unclear what the fuck it is, bcs too much shit doesn’t line up

No

[opaque coyote]

Turn some poor fucking humans/Xenos/etc. into engrams and shove them into soldier bodies

[arctic talon]

They lost the bio forges

Also it’s hard to kill a necron

Even if the body is gone the engram survives almost always

[jade holly]

If it still is the Void Dragon, there’s one really funny thing about it @daring creek

It’s the largest shard of the Void Dragon to ever exist

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I feel like #1 priority of the Necrons should be to find the bio forges

[arctic talon]

That’s not even true

We just know it’s a big thing

[opaque coyote]

Also it would be funny to turn a person into a necron

Waiter waiter more fates worse than death

[jade holly]

I said if the dragon of mars is the void dragon smh

[arctic talon]

The emperor had to be able to defeat it in the like 15th century

No but like

It’s not even said to be the biggest shard

[crystal forum]

are you kidding me? i'll take that over dying in a manufactorum at the age of 19

[arctic talon]

Or biggest of anything

[arctic talon]

They assumed they were lost during the WIH

[opaque coyote]

I mean you wouldn't be able to control your body.

You'd be stuck as a mindless soldier screaming

[jade holly]

Jay, there’s a fucking reason majority of the Necrons outside of the Sautekh hate their existence

[arctic talon]

They don’t care about finding them

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

im fine with that genuinely

you know what happens when you die in this setting

you suffer in the warp forever

[arctic talon]

You’d be fine being stuck in your own body?

[crystal forum]

fuck that

[opaque coyote]

...

[arctic talon]

Your soul dissipates

You only suffer forever if you have a strong soul

[urban spire]

if you're lucky

[opaque coyote]

Depends on the race.

If you're not that psychic your soul dissipates.

Just don't become a psyker

If you are a psyker

[arctic talon]

It depends on soul strength

[opaque coyote]

Might as well join Chaos

[jade holly]

I know they want to keep the Necrontyr and War in Heaven pretty vague, but imagine a tabletop of the Xenos factions all at their prime

[crystal forum]

mfer that just means being eaten by a demon or some shit

[opaque coyote]

Nah nah

[arctic talon]

Nah

[crystal forum]

i doubt it feels good

[opaque coyote]

It's different from that

[arctic talon]

Soul dissipates literally feels like nothing

[opaque coyote]

Having your soul be strong enough means that

You will be eaten by daemons

[arctic talon]

According to excerpts

[crystal forum]

i'll still take necron

also if my soul is strong then arent i a smart necron

[jade holly]

Being a Necron fucking sucks lmao

[lament shoal]

Is there any record of gangers and palanites working together to fight a greater threat on necromunda?

[arctic talon]

So you’d like your soul to be tortured by the ctan?

[jade holly]

Sure you have insanely broken technology

[arctic talon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

No

[jade holly]

But holy fuck your mental wellbeing is the worst in the galaxy

[arctic talon]

Necrons are based on caste

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly. They generally can't really change as people because of their lack of souls.

[arctic talon]

They tried to fight off the gsc uprising in hive secundus to, not great success

[opaque coyote]

They're basically stuck as they are

[arctic talon]

Which led to the PDF getting involved

[opaque coyote]

They can't improve

[urban spire]

how come one transitioned then

[arctic talon]

Also the Helmwar aligned groups fought to keep his power

[crystal forum]

yeah i'm fine with it compared to the average human existence. worst case scenario is you suffer for 10k years then all the necrons wake up and you're having fun killing all humans

[arctic talon]

They were already trans when the engram was made they just didn’t know yet

[jade holly]

I don’t think you understand how awful having a C’tan chewing on your soul really is

[opaque coyote]

True.

I do remember something stating that it's generally difficult for the sentient Necrons to actively change as a person though due to their lack of soul

[urban spire]

fascinating please tell me more about being trans

[jade holly]

Let alone becoming a Warrior

[opaque coyote]

So maybe it was a desire already within them just before they got turned into a robo skeleton

[crystal forum]

how else can i explain that im fine with it

[urban spire]

pay no attention to the pit i'm digging and lining with spikes

[opaque coyote]

They just finally decided to do it

[crystal forum]

jeez

[opaque coyote]

Also

Flayer virus

And all that

[jade holly]

Destroyer Curse

Failure in the system that lets you sleep

Waking up with a complete mental breakdown

[urban spire]

jokes aside, coming out as trans is a pretty major change

[lament shoal]

Necrons can never jork it again and that’s a horrible existence

[urban spire]

even if you're not doing drugs about it your life is changing in a pretty major way

[opaque coyote]

Also lemme like summarize what happens to each race after death

[arctic talon]

Also necrons can change post engram

lol

I’m not sure who said they couldn’t

What trazyn says is objectively wrong

[urban spire]

laati did

[arctic talon]

He’s saying from a philosophical standpoint they’re dead mentally

Which isn’t true from what we’ve seen

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly.

Pre-fall Eldar actually reincarnated but also remembered past lives. Post-fall just gets their souls eaten by Slaanesh (unless if they use protection).

If your soul isn't that powerful, you just return to the warp like a drop of water to an ocean.

If your soul is psyker tier, you're gonna get your ass eaten out by daemons.

[opaque coyote]

Me. I remember hearing that from Trazyn

[jade holly]

Trazyn’s a lying scumbag Laati smh

[arctic talon]

Yes

[jade holly]

Why you trust him

[arctic talon]

Trazyn is saying it from a philosophical standpoint

And he’s wrong

He is correct about the Necrons lacking souls

But he is incorrect about them being in “stasis” mentally

[crystal forum]

he doesnt look dead to me

is he stupid

[arctic talon]

We see Necrons go through great change emotionally and mentally in twice dead king lol

[jade holly]

You should’ve seen how he looked when he was alive

[opaque coyote]

Fair point

I just remembered it and thought it was true

But wanted to make sure

[crystal forum]

im guessing he looked even worse

[jade holly]

I don’t fucking know lmao

[crystal forum]

i doubt art exists of him tho

[jade holly]

That’s the biggest mystery of the Necrons

[urban spire]

what does a living necrontyr look like anyway

[crystal forum]

we barely know wtf a necrontyr looks like

[jade holly]

What the Necrontyr civilization looked like

[jade holly]

We have no idea lmao

[crystal forum]

isn't there one really old art piece

[arctic talon]

We have a vague image it’s very gaunt

I’ll send it later

[crystal forum]

when necrons were still space terminators

[arctic talon]

Busy rn

[arctic talon]

No

It’s pretty new

[crystal forum]

stop playing monster hunter wolf

[jade holly]

It was during the reveal of The Silent King wasn’t it?

[opaque coyote]

As a personal "theory" (honestly closer to speculation) due to Eldar explicitly reincarnating before Slaanesh decided to eat their souls when they die.

I believe that's how it works for those that are subsumed into the warp. They're eventually spat out in a new form. They just don't remember their past lives.

So unfortunately death isn't the end

[jade holly]

Pretty sure it’s this

[opaque coyote]

Like a fucked up Samsara

[jade holly]

@arctic talon is it this?

[opaque coyote]

Why does bro have that crimson chin

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/crimson-chin-cleft-the-boy-chin-wonder-timmy-turner-the-fairly-oddparents-nickelodeon-gif-10257748663772780637

[jade holly]

What happens if the Earth didn’t have its Ozone layer

[opaque coyote]

Suspiciously Egyptian shaped tumor

[jade holly]

The Necrontyr got blasted with giga radiation

[opaque coyote]

Actually if you think about it

[jade holly]

Pretty sure living to like 45 is like us being 100

[opaque coyote]

There's two Egyptian related factions that got like

Extreme tumors

[urban spire]

that's how orks believe it works for them

[opaque coyote]

Just from different sources

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and considering their gods exist and are strong. I believe it.

[urban spire]

yeah could be

[opaque coyote]

And I also believe that's how it works for anyone not eaten by any Chaos entities

That you're reincarnated to uh

continue suffering

[crystal forum]

they clearly have a nose bruh

[opaque coyote]

Again, like a Samsara

[crystal forum]

that just looks like pale tau

[urban spire]

i didn't fucking draw it

[crystal forum]

do it better next time

i swear cinless

[urban spire]

you draw it

[crystal forum]

if you weren't so hot idk how i'd be able to handle this

[daring creek]

aint tau nose supposed to be a slit

have tau ever been depicted sneezing

[jade holly]

I feel like people forget how fucking horrific it was for the Necrontyr to wake up as Necrons

Imagine that body horror

[arctic talon]

Yeah it’s that image

[crystal forum]

sweet, metal body

[jade holly]

waking up in a body that’s not yours unable to experience any of the sensations you took for granted

Can’t even fucking breathe

[urban spire]

oh stars i just had a horrible mental image of a tau sneezing and just fucking inverting their sinuses out the slit like a sea cucumber

[opaque coyote]

Actually you think the flesh change is basically a form of what the Necrons experienced?

We know what the Necrons experienced was related to the Soul. It could be related

[arctic talon]

Awful lol

[opaque coyote]

Mmmm

Probably not

[arctic talon]

No

[jade holly]

@daring creek wanna know a fun little fact about the Silent King?

[arctic talon]

Because the flesh change caused mutations

[jade holly]

This is actually a fun fact not something horrifying

[arctic talon]

The Necrons just got tumors and died

lol

[urban spire]

that's just being trans after going through the wrong puberty

[daring creek]

mhm

[crystal forum]

what if i hate breathing

and eating

[opaque coyote]

True

Could be because the warp was calmer though

But this is getting into severe speculation so

Probably not

[jade holly]

The role is called Silent King because they never directly speak to the people, the other two Triarchs speak on behalf of the Silent King

And the Silent King is head of the Triarchs

Which is where the Triarchal Code, the set of laws the dynasties must follow and the upholders of them the Triarch Praetorians get their names

[opaque coyote]

Then again since a lot of mutations are explicitly warp based

[jade holly]

And it’s also why Imotekh can’t directly wage war on Szarekh

[opaque coyote]

Maybe the Necrons were uh

""lucky""

[jade holly]

And also, Szarekh would fucking destroy him lmao

[opaque coyote]

That they were born early

[jade holly]

[opaque coyote]

Into a calmer warp

So they only got tumors

Instead of like

Getting Cronenberged

And turning into chaos spawns

[daring creek]

I imagine a tau sneezing looking like a vagina coming or something

[jade holly]

I typed out all that and that’s what you say?

[daring creek]

I am SO sorry

lmfao.

[opaque coyote]

It probably just has snot come out of their head vagina

Hehe

[daring creek]

Sounds super isolated.

[jade holly]

Also here’s one more fun fact about Szarekh

He’s the most broken character in all of 40K

like straight up

[opaque coyote]

If I remember correctly. The Silent King being Silent is part of his whole exile part. He can speak, he just refuses to

[jade holly]

Outside of gods

[jade holly]

The Silent King was what the leader of the Triarch was known as even before Szarekh tmk

[urban spire]

power scaling ass mf

[opaque coyote]

So is that why Imotekh can't fucking kill him

[daring creek]

how so

[jade holly]

And also because of the Triarchal code

Break it and the Triarch praetorians are on your ass

And they can solo a Custodes

[opaque coyote]

The average Necron body is a Commodore 64 .

The Silent King's body is basically a $13,000 USD gaming PC that can run a unoptimized UE5 game with zero issues

[jade holly]

He has the best Necrodermis body, retained completely perfect mental stability, and has the most broken technology among the already broken technology of the Necrons

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

except for when they aren’t

Sometimes they forgor

[jade holly]

Trazyn and Orikan are just that charismatic

[opaque coyote]

I wonder why the C'Tan gave him the best body.

I know, weapon. But why did they keep his mind

[jade holly]

Probably to command the rest of the Necron’s better

Idk

[opaque coyote]

Or is that just a side effect of his RGB ahh gaming PC body

...

[daring creek]

rgb is such a stupid idea

[opaque coyote]

Imagining an RGB Necron

[daring creek]

I want a functional computer not a light show

so dumb.

[urban spire]

most necrons are just g

[jade holly]

But even shown by this chart here the quality of the Necrodermis body and their mental stability tended to be more well retained the further up the hierarchy you were

[jade holly]

Immortals were just barely more sentient than Warriors, enough to give more complex commands

[opaque coyote]

Do Immortals have enough to like

Be aware of what they lost

Like they know that a good chunk of themselves is missing

[urban spire]

is it the engrams that are fucked for the lower rank guys or would they be sapient if their bodies didn't suck?

[opaque coyote]

They would be sapient if their bodies didn't suck

[arctic talon]

Sapient if body didn’t suck

They’re stuck screaming in horror trapped in their own body

[jade holly]

Not… to my knowledge

[urban spire]

so you could fix them

[jade holly]

Actually I think almost all have that subconscious feeling to them

[arctic talon]

Yes

But the higher ranking necrons don’t want to mostly

Or don’t care to

[jade holly]

Just the ones above Warriors and Immortals can actively understand it

[opaque coyote]

Theoretically but the Necrons have a strict caste system

[urban spire]

what the fuck is their problem

[arctic talon]

Because they’re assholes and don’t see the pesantry as human

[jade holly]

Like my favorite non epic character Necron model the Royal Warden

[arctic talon]

Extremely brutal caste system with almost no social mobility

[urban spire]

peas tart

[daring creek]

Trazyna nd orikan have their minds fully intact yeah?

[opaque coyote]

Considering PRE-TRANSFERRENCE

The regular citizens lived in dirt huts while they were fucking space faring

[jade holly]

Royal Wardens are just the generals of the Necron army below Lords

[arctic talon]

Mud and straw

[daring creek]

hes so angy

[jade holly]

Trazyn and Orikan woke up early

So that may be why

[arctic talon]

But yes the average Necrontyr pre bio transference lived a horrific life

[opaque coyote]

I would say

[urban spire]

wow imagine a species where some people went to the moon while others lived in dirt huts

[opaque coyote]

A lot of problems

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Honestly even the Imperium isn't that bad since at least most MFS in Hives at least live in a one bedroom shitty apartment

[jade holly]

Actually Necrontyr had all that fancy tech you see Necrons have too

They didn’t magically get that from the C’tan tmk

[urban spire]

https://youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4

[opaque coyote]

They got guns that can literally disassemble your molecules

Slowly

[daring creek]

they had gauss flayers pre biotrans?

[opaque coyote]

And painfully

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think Necrodermis in general was pre bio transferrence

If I remember their lore correctly.

They built the C'Tan bodies

[jade holly]

Yeah, wanna know something real fucked? Current 40K Necrons have way weaker stuff than prime War in Heaven Necrons

[urban spire]

still waking up

[jade holly]

They either locked all the dangerous stuff away or outright destroyed it before the Great Slumber

[opaque coyote]

When they think that some weapons are

Too destructive

The necrons

[daring creek]

Oh what? insane.

[opaque coyote]

Who are arguably even more cruel than the Imperium when they were flesh

[jade holly]

War in Heaven every faction is fucking crazy

[opaque coyote]

You know

[jade holly]

I’m talking Dragonball levels of power scaling

[opaque coyote]

That those weapons could probably fuck some shit up

They ain't just war crimss

[jade holly]

Krorks? Those things are fucking horrifying