#40k-lore-chat

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queen laurel
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Those pathetic little pieces of shit get mad at anything fat shark does

arctic talon
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That’s my reasoning

storm jungle
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Jake Mullen from RE6?

arctic talon
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I get if you disagree I just think it sounds cooler

surreal nest
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its important to out the helldivers whining players from darktide we cannot be like them

rose thorn
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The prepainted Terrain is still crazy to me

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Is way more common in historical tbh

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Archon studios the sc2 guys also do pre colored terrain

rose thorn
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I hope this doesn’t lead to prepainted minis we need to keep chuds out of the space marine space at least a little bit

arctic talon
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Quality of painting for pre painted stuff is way lower

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GW won’t do it

dapper gyro
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Lol, selling paint is still making them a lot of money.

arctic talon
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Due to UV curing

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The only reason they’re doing it for terrain

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Is bcs people keep on bitching
Boards ugly or no color

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Which is peoples fault for not doing it themselves lol

rose thorn
queen laurel
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look i don't paint but like that seems like a very insane thing to complain about

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Miniatures don't come painted because you supposed to paint them yourself to really make it your own

dapper gyro
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There are people collecting Funko... what do you think...

arctic talon
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Some people just don’t like painting terrain

queen laurel
arctic talon
queen laurel
heady rivet
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The craziest part about talking to cogboys is you can tell they genuinely think they deserve to live

surreal nest
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darktide redditors and invincible show fans the most illiterate people in history

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i had to throw in invincible fans i just read some guy whining that atom eve could have just changed conquest's lungs to tungsten and it annoyed the fuck out of me

arctic talon
quiet orchid
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@storm jungle

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daring creek
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Kill her infront of Lynx

brave owl
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man now I wanna play dark heresy

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or black crusade

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or rogue trader

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any of the warhammer ttrpgs honestly.

rancid cove
quiet orchid
lament shoal
celest cedar
daring creek
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Also

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you reminded me I need to play Dispatch

brave owl
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achievements are a bit annoying though.

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though I played it back when one of them was glitched so I had to play the game way more then I should have

crystal forum
surreal nest
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yeah heaviest material on earth but they arent from earth

crystal forum
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maybe if she changed it to some crazy dense radioactive element

surreal nest
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no way radioactivity does anything to viltrumites either

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they are in space constantly

crystal forum
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tbh eve should also logically have the power to create nuclear explosions at any scale

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since she literally does nuclear fusion whenever she changes materials

wary fulcrum
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Could she not? Is there like a limit on what she can do outside of the mental one?

crystal forum
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he admitted he could have written the character much better

wary fulcrum
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Could that be her knowledge of physics?

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Like, is she creative and dastardly enough to just ctrl-alt-del someone’s internal organs?

surreal nest
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and why would she want to nuke anything on earth

daring creek
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funny

hallow saddle
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does this happen in warhammer 40000

daring creek
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Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey!

daring creek
heady rivet
opaque coyote
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Honestly

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Okay so

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Cool idea for 40k

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So basically during wars like the Russian Civil War and WW1. There was an issue on the soldiers (or even random civilians caught in the crossfire) end.

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Handguns and other types of concealable firearms were rare

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So what they did was simple

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Grabbed a bolt action rifle and basically sawed off a huge chunk of the barrel

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Tunnelers were the ones who are most notable in doing this. But many did it for concealment reasons. To fit it under a jacket.

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Mainly because

Losing muzzle energy doesn't fucking matter when the enemy is like 5 feet away from you

rocky gale
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The Obrez

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A mosin turned into a pistol

opaque coyote
# rocky gale

Now then kinda wonder.

Since 40k already does a lot of archaic stuff but with a Grimdark future coat of paint.

I think it'd be neat to have something like that for certain guardsmen regiments

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Like the Athonian Tunnel Rats

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Although it would be kinda pointless since luke

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Pistols aren't as rare

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Probably would be way appropriate for Gangers

wary fulcrum
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They do edit their guns like

There’s a blurb in one of the Gang War books where an Orlock talks about all the stuff he takes out of the heavy weapon to make it careyable

celest cedar
steel ingot
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just the whole thing

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gonna watch all 4 hours of this in this chat room

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so like the more i read speem books and see speem v speem content

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is the bolter and chainsword actually garbage

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ive read it clattering against armor more times than actually striking home

wary fulcrum
# steel ingot is the bolter and chainsword actually garbage

Against Astartes?

They’re not great against the armour, but they’re shock weapons as much as anything, their whole point is to be horrific and violently and overwhelm anyone who sees what they do to people

Plus, the damage they cause when the go through the armour should be enough to put an Astartes down

steel ingot
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if and when they ever do

celest dome
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Chainswords are better against armour than normal Mono weapons, and are much cheaper to manufacture than Power weapons

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As for Bolters, while normal bolts aren't meant to be used on other SM, they did create and produce multiple Bolt types specifically against SM

vagrant fox
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That, kraken, and vengeance rounds

steel ingot
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i just find it funny across the books how often its "the bolter shell cracks against ceramite" and does only superficial damage

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mind you though enough guys have been shot in the neck and their heads blown off

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but chainswords against ceramite just seems like a war against a mountain

celest dome
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Having character that die in 1 shot is more difficult to write for long and have aura moment with

wary fulcrum
urban spire
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the helmets aren't that shit hot either

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in terms of realism there's a few other things to take into account with armour, like distance and angle

rancid cove
urban spire
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all those big curved plate pieces are great for causing glancing hits, especially with those side on shooting stances marines sometimes take

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THAT SAID

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space marines are just heavy infantry, they only stand out compared to unaugmented human infantry, and anything made to kill heavy infantry kills space marines just fine

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without plot armour they go down to bolter fire fairly quickly

steel ingot
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i will say getting knocked in the helmet by a bolter seems like a 50/50 of instant death or insanely hurt

urban spire
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every major faction except the imperial guard has baseline weapons that shread space marines

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IG and orks i guess

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orks want it to be dramatic though

queen laurel
urban spire
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there is that too

queen laurel
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you can literally blink and one group of orks have Bolter like shootas

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or another one that just shoots really big shells that can Pierce light armor on vehicles

urban spire
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but i'm not saying orks are firing small caliber arms here, just their standard fare is more like a bolter than some eldar or tau bullshit

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so ork on beaky violence is more likely to be a similar kind of dramatic to loyalists vs csm, as opposed to whenever the smarines are getting their shit gauss flayed off

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don't actually know how skitarii weapons rate on this scale

queen laurel
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so hey you are correct on the they do it for the love of the game

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to them the hallmarks of a good firearm is firepower and loud noise

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Not so much accuracy

steel ingot
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love me shootas

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did you hear ork technology has advanced

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now boyz can use shootas AND choppaz

queen laurel
vagrant fox
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ghoulish

heady rivet
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Ngl still thinking about that Munda game

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Like I wish I recorded that

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The statistical odds of all those rolls

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All in one game

plush mason
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i wonder if this will be a new colony in RT

brave owl
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who knows

sharp pollen
heady rivet
brave owl
brave owl
rocky gale
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If I was in 30k I'd probably try to introduce myself to Horus but would meld the name Horus with his title Warmaster, accidentally calling him "The Hormaster" he'd then rip my head off like plucking a grape from the vine

brave owl
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leaaves from the vine

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ripping off so slow

rocky gale
plush mason
brave owl
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They add a Catachan Devil boss fight to the world

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and its the hardest fight in the entire game

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(This is theoretically possible there have been a few that have gotten off world I think)

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I heard Rogue Trader is very easy

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and Abelard blows people up

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I have teh game but haven't played because I know they'll keep adding content

steel ingot
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i remember when the jean stealers got added and there's like

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a mandatory fucked up skill check

rancid cove
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Wage gap

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steel ingot
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the "bigass nid drops from the ceiling and knocks everyone down before you can position your units and half of them get knocked over"

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and also its an ambush so you go last

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and also you arent in cover

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did i mention the monstrous unit who knocked you over

quiet orchid
brave owl
steel ingot
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its such a ridiculously fucked up fight

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you have to prepare for it beforehand or die endlessly

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and if you dont know its coming you get blindsided

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i dont think the arbys questline has a skill check like that

plush mason
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nah it just has an annoying fight

steel ingot
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the arby dlc unfairly rewards you for murdering every npc possible when it also has more chances to actually engage with the R in crpg

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like there's a ton of great stuff you can do in dialogue but it pales in comparison to the RIDICULOUS equipment you can get if you just kill everyone first chance

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but hey owlcat is very consistent in their frustrating inconsistencies

rancid cove
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I need a 40k version of this of child Emperor and the Chaos Gods

"You abused our magic and committed alien genocide!"

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plush mason
steel ingot
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yes

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she did cause world war 1 in the episode

rancid cove
plush mason
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yeah iirc she was the worst of the bunch

rancid cove
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She still somehow below Timmy in horrible people

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That kid is satan

plush mason
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hm yes wishing the world be locked in time for 40 something years

quiet orchid
celest dome
steel ingot
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i think its interesting to read about the chaos gods "wants"

rancid cove
steel ingot
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i dont know if they want like most people in the galaxy

plush mason
rancid cove
celest dome
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Old lore had the implication that it was also to feed, but that's kinda iffy

celest dome
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🤷

plush mason
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the chaos gods are just reality hopping parasites

celest dome
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And change magic with the Primarch

rancid cove
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I'm glad Erebus slimed her ass

celest dome
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Erda in 40k would have been too good of an influence on the Imperium

rancid cove
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Maybe she would've sided with the Tau

celest dome
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Oh no, she would

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Like Erda was very important to the Primarch project and also the Astartes one too

steel ingot
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o we got some more learning on that eogunn fatbus guy

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iunno why people kept telling me he was a heretek full on chaos guy since the writing clearly states him as not

rancid cove
celest dome
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Yes

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With the Emp stuck on the Throne, she could have steered the Imperium in a better way, one that the Emperor didn't want to do

rancid cove
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To failure no less

celest dome
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Like the Emperor did not do that already ?

plush mason
celest dome
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And his way only keep digging down

steel ingot
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the imperium is not a failure, see how many models they sell!!!

rancid cove
celest dome
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Oh

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Oh no

plush mason
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pure plot is the only thing keeping the imperium alive

rancid cove
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Because they would exist no matter what rlly

plush mason
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not even chaos tbh

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the war in heaven pre dates chaos

steel ingot
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they exist in spite of themselves because thats how 40k is

rancid cove
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I think chaos falls in the "as long as theres life we would exist"

celest dome
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The Imperium is much more about keeping the status quo from the end of the Horus Heresy than making it better, having an ancient, Alpha + Psyker (Who has been past Deities), who understand what Chaos is, truly is... would have changed the game from the start.

rancid cove
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So they were just dormant during the WiH

celest dome
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The Aetheric Domain have existed, the beings/entity not so much

plush mason
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^

celest dome
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And since quite fresh lore, they might need mortal to coaless into the Imaterium of specific realities

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(though also to note that mortal Servant of Chaos have at time travelled to other realities)

plush mason
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the chaos gods are ether rogue weapons of the old ones or reality hopping parasites moving from existence to existence and pretending like they have always been there

celest dome
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They're outsiders that invade the realities to play and feed

plush mason
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the godblight books seems to imply the latter

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ether way they are not linked to life as they and their daemons claim

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life can has and logicially does exist without them

rancid cove
celest dome
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The Domains do seem to be natural

plush mason
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yeah but the gods arent is the point

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they just move in, take over the pre existing domains and pretend like they where always there

rancid cove
celest dome
# plush mason they just move in, take over the pre existing domains and pretend like they wher...

You see that's the weird thing, the God seem to be part of 2 things:
Mortal, in their example we will consider the** Emperor**
Aetheric Domain, here being the Encroaching Ruin
Samus, the only named GD of the Encroaching Ruin call the master of the domain the Dark King iirc.
We can wager tha all the Chaos gods are similar situation, with Slaanesh, being part mortal (in that case an Aeldari) fused with the Rapturous Sensation Aetheric Domain

steel ingot
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10th talkin about a fair fight like this

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i made so much slander about the 10th after finishing the trilogy again its been fun

celest dome
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So are the Chaos Gods outsiders, no, but yes, but no, but also yes

plush mason
celest dome
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I'm not familiar with that

plush mason
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tldr in ES mortals can become a god by taking on the mantle of them

heady rivet
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1 in 1296 odds btw. O.077% chance. I'm still hung up on that

plush mason
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like in skyrim Sehogorath is confimred to be the hero of kavash reborn

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by killing the current Seheogorath in the dlc the PC takes up their mantle and eventually becomes the new incarnation

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its kinda like Orion's resurections in WHFB worked

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they are all the same god just a little influence of the person they where remains

winged jacinth
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I can see the chaos gods hiding from the great old ones lol
If any faction ever had the psychic mastery to kill one...

plush mason
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elder scrolls has some truly insane lore

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mantling is like one of the tamest parts of it

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the empire has a space program

winged jacinth
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mfw i build a god out of brass and a god and it causes my whole civilization to evaporate

plush mason
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yeah the godhead didnt like that

storm jungle
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tbh Elder Scrolls also perfectly captures a better mythological showcase of how gods should be like imo

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a lot of their deities are very norse/greek in the shit they do lmao

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(the incessant trolling included)

winged jacinth
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I think my favorite bit of elderscrolls lore is that every ending of daggerfall happens simultaneously before collapsing back into one timeline

rocky gale
heady rivet
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I like when Barenziah fucked that cat

storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
rocky gale
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I hope we see Jygallag in the next Elder Scrolls, sucks Skyrim didn't include him

winged jacinth
rancid cove
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Atp I don't think there will be a next one

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John Bethesda is dying

rocky gale
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We need the Daedric god of Autism back

winged jacinth
rocky gale
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Nope

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Jygallag is the god of Autism

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Mora is the god of basement dwellers

plush mason
plush mason
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ES6 is a pipedream

storm jungle
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man i do wish Chaos Gods had more fun "good but still kinda evil" sides like this ala the Daedric Princes instead of just being cartoon villains lol

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its kinda insane how much depth the deities in Elder Scrolls have

summer mural
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well tzeentch is a little like that

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not exactly though

storm jungle
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Nah hes still pure evil

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he just play sthe long game

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Shegorath in comparison at least has the will to go "welp you did well im just gonna leave you be because its funny"

summer mural
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but at least starts off with the mortal doing something of their own will, before getting royally screwed for eternity

plush mason
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i wish GW did more with the whole reality hopping aspect, it would be so neat and funny for the chaos forces to suddenly find out the gods have just fucking left

storm jungle
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Same, its why AOS/WHF do it so much better

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because their fantastical approach offers more funny mythical lore stuff

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like Khorne punching a wizard sky-city from orbit because it pisses him off lmao

summer mural
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40k is a little bloated, i dont think they do daemons very well either

storm jungle
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Nah yeah they dont

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people just say they do because a book or lore entry is written well

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but it boils down to "lol lmao im evil!"

hallow plover
plush mason
hallow plover
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But yea, they're more enjoyable in fantasy/aos

storm jungle
summer mural
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also new season of devil may cry sent me back to bury the light

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still a banger

heady rivet
hallow plover
storm jungle
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🥀

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Son.............

winged jacinth
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They generally view Azura as good too, depending on how much azura locally collaborates with molag bal

summer mural
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i havent finished it yet

rancid cove
plush mason
storm jungle
summer mural
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but vergil is peak edginess, because they completely double down on him, unlike a lot of other edgy guys

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yeah bro, you're gonna get a black coat

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a dimension opening katana

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and your a half demon

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enjoy

winged jacinth
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Hes the original "pssh, nothing personell kid" teleports behind you

summer mural
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so much edge.

plush mason
summer mural
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i meant as a character generally, but in that case it was his originally

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then he came back

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cut off neros arm

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took his sword back

rancid cove
winged jacinth
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Its ok because nero got a motorcycle for an arm

storm jungle
brave owl
summer mural
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also dmc 5 does him so well in terms of his combat animations, he casually blocks bullets with the sheath of his sword

rancid cove
summer mural
brave owl
rancid cove
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Yes however there are just a handful of countries that could actually try to invade hell and extract their resources

storm jungle
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we literally have that as a plan for space so it rings true either way yea

raven stone
summer mural
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cant wait for satellites to have ads for mcdonalds

rocky gale
rancid cove
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Man can't wait to walk down an artificial forest, look up to the bright stars in the night sky and see a gigantic hologram ad for amazon prime

rocky gale
rancid cove
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I hope this happens in the green lantern movie starring officer Nolan

summer mural
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is there gonna be a green lantern movie

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the flash movie was hot garbage

celest dome
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Isn't it a different continuity though ?

brave owl
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Its all been basically rebooted with the new Superman movie

summer mural
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that movie would have been so much better without the flash and just been michael keaton batman,supergirl and zod

rocky gale
summer mural
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I dont really care about the connected universe stuff and the continuity when it comes to DC, I think they should work on making a good film first

rocky gale
summer mural
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they tried so much of expanded universe stuff with justice league and batman and cavill superman and it just made the writing steamy doodoo

storm jungle
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see everything Gunn has made for the new DCverse

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unfortunately he cannot make every movie which sucks

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guy legit understands superheroes

plush mason
summer mural
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I mean I like the gunn superman, I like the suicide squad gunn movie and s1 of peacemaker, but theres so much non gunn stuff thats terrible

storm jungle
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yea because like i said they dont understand superheroes

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they cant even commit to making them funny or giving them actually cool goofy costumes

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this man made POLKADOT MAN actually badass and sad lmao

summer mural
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hence

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id just like them to make films first

storm jungle
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hence

summer mural
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and not try to catch up to the mcu

storm jungle
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you should go back to watching The Rookie

summer mural
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no

storm jungle
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yes

brave owl
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we gonna get a condiment king movie yo

storm jungle
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god id love that

summer mural
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i dont have time for the rookie

celest dome
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Calendar Man

storm jungle
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Gunn can make literally any supe actually interesting

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which is kinda fucking incredible

plush mason
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was the tick live action show any good?

brave owl
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I try not to overhype singular people on massive projects

storm jungle
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it was fun, its the Tick so lmao

brave owl
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I kinda hope that Clayface movie might be ok

plush mason
summer mural
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the only supe movie im looking forward to is the next pattinson batman, which is apparently never going to come out at this rate

storm jungle
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me when movies take effort

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go watch the Penguin show while you wait, its amazing

summer mural
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i have

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its 10/10

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easily

storm jungle
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LOL

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i like projects where people are like

brave owl
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penguin pengout

storm jungle
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"this is gonna be dogshit"

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turns out to be peak

summer mural
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its not even close, the penguin is god tier

storm jungle
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i really appreciat ehow they establish at the end of everything Oz is a fucking monster

summer mural
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its beyond the fucking character and everything , its just got everything

storm jungle
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Yeah and again it keeps the villain as an actual villain

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you root for him but also realise "oh wow this guy sucks"

summer mural
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yeah, and it doesnt try to convince you otherwise either

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i mean the opening murder is just so good

storm jungle
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it does

summer mural
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BANGBANG

storm jungle
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but then reminds you "oh right hes a monster"

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its the Sopranos technique

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its essentially the show that very first tried to defy "we cant have an evil perosn as a protagonist" to HBO

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funny how far we've come with that objection lol

summer mural
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not only is he evil

storm jungle
summer mural
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hes ugly and mean

storm jungle
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LOL

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Ableist

summer mural
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its not like hes a handsome guy whos killing people in his basement

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hes just straight up nasty

storm jungle
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also has Speech Check maxed out

summer mural
storm jungle
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i cannot fucking believe how he gets out of ANY situation by yapping

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its so fucking funny

summer mural
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hes brutally kunning lol

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also all thats stuff with his MA

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SO GOOOD

brave owl
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I remember a story of how he dates a woman but because she said one wrong thing once he basically ruins her life and then murders her because his fragile ego got bruised

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in a comic

storm jungle
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Yeah its from a one-shot, it goes to show how much of a total psychopath he is

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he hears a chef laughing in a corner in a restaurant and while not sure if its at something random or actually at him he still goes out of his way to ruin the chef's life, eventually leading to him killing himself

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genuinely just what the fuck lmao

brave owl
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think its this video that told me

storm jungle
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thats the one yep

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he has an extreme case of Napoleon Complex among other shit

queen laurel
brave owl
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its sad but you know, probably best not to pity him either

queen laurel
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now look at the guy he now has to wear a suit and walk on crutchs that are also guns

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storm jungle
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PEAK

storm jungle
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sadly a really realistic case for some people

summer mural
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because i cant remember if i actually saw that image

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maybe I erased it from my mind

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although issue 20 is out, havent read that either

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Bruce CANNOT catch a fucking break

languid meadow
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-# saw someone call conquests room the chud cube and I can't get it out of my head

storm jungle
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I mean it kinda is but its missing a PC to be a chud cube

languid meadow
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chube

storm jungle
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nope

summer mural
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oh shit

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vergil went to the news lmao

rancid cove
steel ingot
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man i wish bad movies were like

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a different kind of bad than these days

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its all so coporate and sanitized and boring

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what happened to crazy people making movies that are just nuts

rancid cove
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Old bad movies at least were fun slop

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Nowadays its straight slop

steel ingot
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batman driving a car up a giants finger to fight mister freeze

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and all his goons being hockey players

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now that was real slop cinema

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need we mention the batman credit card

summer mural
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tbh

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cold cold heart from arkham games was unironically an excellently written story

languid meadow
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we need to start letting asylum movies into theatres

steel ingot
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cold cold heart? the hank williams sr song?

rancid cove
summer mural
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all of them are good

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and nobody can convince me otherwuse

steel ingot
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the arkham games made a new era of over the sholder action games where you press a to be the fighting god and it ROCKS every time

summer mural
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also in hindsight, they seem even better considering all the slop

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and the combat system from those game has stood the test of time, people just rip it lol

rancid cove
steel ingot
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like its simple, press a to parry, and you feel like you're in the city of violence

summer mural
rancid cove
summer mural
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plus you feel like peak batman

steel ingot
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i also love how insane you get past a certain number

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and how its carried over to all its constituents

summer mural
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especially once the fear in the goons sets in " WHERE IS HE?! HES PICKING US OFF ONE BY ONE! AAAAAAAHRRRGHH-"

steel ingot
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see example the mad max game, shadow of mordor, etc

rancid cove
steel ingot
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its DA BAT

rancid cove
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ITS DA FREAKIN BAT

summer mural
storm jungle
steel ingot
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like the system is so good AC stole it and changed their whole shit to rip it off

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thats how you know arkham was it

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Lmfao

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mid reveal, hate Jonkler, otherwise peak game

summer mural
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the arthas style trailer was the best tbh

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" Bruce, my son, dont spend money on fast cars and expensive toys" cuts to batman suiting up and revving the batmobile

rancid cove
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Fookin goosepumbs I tell ye

storm jungle
summer mural
#

yeah they scared you with that detective sequence

rancid cove
summer mural
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" Someone made black mask shoot his girlfriend while she hung from a chandelier and burned alive....this was a monster."

rancid cove
#

DUDE

summer mural
rancid cove
#

THAT DETECTIVE SCENE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD

lament shoal
rancid cove
#

Joker hits guard in the balls, hits the griddy and dies

summer mural
#

mark hamill 10/10

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also there was no reason in those games to let you play as members of the bat family

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but you can

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because they are PEAK

storm jungle
rancid cove
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Red Hood was the best because you could just spam your guns to deal with every enemy

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Peak IDF simulator

summer mural
#

he also just snapped necks

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POP

languid meadow
#

I love the arkham games but idk Todd was weird

summer mural
#

arkham knight had the weakest story

storm jungle
#

i love how the devs also lied

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"its a totally new character"

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everyone knew it was jason todd

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lmaoooo

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Arkham Knight's story is SO bad

languid meadow
#

same with Tim, idk the other bat family members just felt off

rancid cove
#

Did you guys know that to this day, you still can't take screenshots of Red Hood reveal in Arkham Knight in consoles?

storm jungle
rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
#

The Deathstroke boss fight was so bad

steel ingot
#

riddle me this are you having fun would you leave a good review on steam

rancid cove
#

By the first like, 5 tank battles I thought it was fun

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But man...

raven stone
#

No Custodes preview article yet.
Someone in WarCom must still be trying to understand the rules…

rancid cove
#

WarCom mentioned insert Luigi falling asleep gif

languid meadow
#

i still want the UI designer drawn and quartered

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

metro 2033 and last light originals are now on GOG forever

storm jungle
#

sad to see

crystal forum
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZ0hgGZ7NI

YouTube
metrovideogame
METRO 2033 & METRO: Last Light Complete Edition – Now Available o...

Following the reveal of METRO 2039, to celebrate the METRO Franchise and the amazing support of our community, we have partnered with our friends at GOG to bring the original 2010 version of METRO 2033 and 2013 version of METRO: Last Light Complete Edition into their games preservation programme – re-releasing the classic games permanently on ...

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what i want to know is why the original trailer used the 28 days later soundtrack

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and how they didnt get sued

steel ingot
#

danny boyle famously doesnt care about anything

#

other than making his films look INCREDIBLE

#

he doesnt even care about making the story any good

#

he just wants it to look good

#

see example sunshine

crystal forum
#

other directors like JJ abrams dont care about the story being good and their films still end up looking like shit

spring cairn
#

bigv cat

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stream is also up idk what they doing, i can't watch it, ig just playing

summer mural
#

ah yes

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tiger warriors

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another faction belegar wont trade with

vagrant fox
#

Who are these guys

steel ingot
#

who in the actual fuck is the bhashiva

urban spire
#

cathay have a lot of guns?

languid meadow
#

yes

urban spire
#

also why are normies so terrified of anthro animals with tits

#

get that puritan shit outta here

languid meadow
#

fake warhammer fans that's why

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also DYAMN

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SoS rules

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yum

solid horizon
#

custodes being a playable faction is a crime

#

they should be army auxiliaries with limited unit cap

urban spire
#

you're just scared of women

solid horizon
#

no im scared of being raped

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by dudes in gold

vagrant fox
summer mural
#

they do

urban spire
#

i mean imperial knights are in the fuckin game i don't see how tall golden idiots could be much harder to balance

summer mural
#

they have gunpowder, its not at empire dorf chorf level though

urban spire
#

shame

summer mural
#

cathay has a lot of great stuff tbh

#

also, the dragon lords should be able to confed bhashiva

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so...thats a lot of juice

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plus cathay is getting a new lh which they all can recruit

urban spire
#

i'm on a limited dataplan anyway i can't afford to reinstall total warham 3

summer mural
#

its okay

#

game takes years to do things

#

you can probably wait a few months before bhashiva

crystal forum
urban spire
#

i'll just wait for total 40k

summer mural
#

i mean thats actually funny

#

because once it launches, total war 40k will take 5 years to be good

urban spire
#

no it'll never be good, but i'll be engaged

summer mural
#

fair enough

languid meadow
#

RAH

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FUCK YOU HADRON

crystal forum
#

there's a total war 40k coming out?

urban spire
#

i've seen those map previews

crystal forum
urban spire
#

and the planet UI

languid meadow
#

Cathay has 7 gunpowder units

summer mural
#

not to mention 40k 2 and 40k 3 are probably gonna have like most of the cool stuff

urban spire
#

it looks like it's going to fucking suuuuck to play

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and it'll run at like 12 fps

summer mural
#

also, funny thing about cathay

urban spire
#

and the filesize will be 180 gigs

steel ingot
#

i just didnt know there were also cat people

vagrant fox
languid meadow
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I hold no opinion on it yet because the game isn't out

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and im not stupid

summer mural
#

like, the empire was supposed to be the peak of humanity, but like every other place in the setting, empire has a lot of problems. Cathay on the other hand is a human faction that has problems, but nowhere near empire kislev bretonnia levels

crystal forum
urban spire
#

which empire

summer mural
#

sigmars empire

urban spire
#

the german dipshits?

languid meadow
#

the empire

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there's only one

urban spire
#

cathay's an empire

languid meadow
#

yes but they aren't called that

summer mural
#

the dragon lords dont bicker and fight anywhere near the level the elector counts do, they usually recieve complete alleigance , the bastion stands most of the time, there arent nonstop greenskin raids etc etc

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theyve got strong armies and gunpowder

urban spire
#

that's because warhammer writing degrades pretty bad as you move east or south on the map

summer mural
#

LOL

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my point is cathay seems like the empire

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and not the actual supposedly peak empire of sigmar

spring cairn
#

bah

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nah, cathay has civil wars all the time

summer mural
#

nowhere near imperial levels

spring cairn
#

yeah it gets even bloodier

urban spire
#

i mean, sigmar's guys are based on the holy roman empire, which was none of those three things, and in fact more of a fucking rolling disaster

#

like most empires

heady rivet
#

Warhammer did NOT write a peaceful society 🥀

spring cairn
#

it's massive empire that's hard to lord over

heady rivet
spring cairn
#

and the siblings also fought each other quite a bit

urban spire
#

LMAO

summer mural
#

I mean , they divide it up and rule it, but its not like the siblings are having duels at seltziger ford killing each other like the elector counts do

urban spire
#

voltaire sucks but he was right about a few things

summer mural
#

not to mention cathay isnt the hub of an entire vampire supremacy plague

spring cairn
#

the only difference is that the siblings are immortal so they get over it eventually

heady rivet
spring cairn
#

but they fight a lot

urban spire
#

but like the whole thing about china being one continuous empire for the last six thousand years irl is literally propaganda, it was constantly falling apart, balkanizing and reconquering itself

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and then suddenly mongolia

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

someone PLEASE eliminate this man

crystal forum
#

im not terminally into 40k

summer mural
#

the most alarming thing ive seen for total war 40k is that its gonna be on consoles, so the ui just looks

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terrible

steel ingot
#

i mean

urban spire
#

oh great

heady rivet
steel ingot
#

total warhammer came out on consoles didnt it?

spring cairn
#

it doesn't look that bad tbh

urban spire
#

so it's gonna be 180 gigs on pc, 15 gigs on ps5

spring cairn
steel ingot
#

i see

#

Hrm

spring cairn
#

also it's very ealy footage

storm jungle
#

its common knowledge dumbass

steel ingot
#

being in 40k at all is terminal

spring cairn
#

but CA already has done rts for consoles

languid meadow
#

warhammer*

spring cairn
#

so they can handle it

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

furball

summer mural
#

i mean they can barely handle pc, wh3 was a massive disaster for like 3 years

crystal forum
languid meadow
#

I already see a bunch of things I do like with loose formations and seemingly no lords on the battlefield

storm jungle
#

its one of the reasons i tune out the "this game is a disaster" complaints 🥱

summer mural
#

that is true , but Im talking about the game being good lol

steel ingot
#

ill see how it runs and maybe play it

heady rivet
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

I was so confused when people were calling TWW3 terrible but seeing thousands of people playing it lmao

urban spire
#

chatroom i need you to help me out somehow. i'm hungry but all my easily made food is too boring to even consider eating, and my good food requires more than an hour of prep which i can't stomach doing while i'm hungry, how do i break out of this state?

spring cairn
#

the maps they showed for 40k during last stream were so genuinely peak

storm jungle
steel ingot
#

as much as i love playing total warhammer im SO bad at it that i struggle to get long term enjoyment

spring cairn
#

i have high hopes

heady rivet
languid meadow
#

I thug performance problems for single player games

storm jungle
summer mural
languid meadow
storm jungle
steel ingot
#

but i dont wanna cheat i wanna get betterrr

crystal forum
summer mural
#

does the sandman actually say i dont care

#

idr that

#

but it sounds right

urban spire
#

my potatoes went bad while i wasn't looking. no pizza places deliver out here

languid meadow
#

yeah he does

urban spire
#

i think i'm fucked, chatroom

languid meadow
#

hrm

crystal forum
languid meadow
#

if I get subnautica 2 I'll be forced to have ice soup for the rest of the week

vagrant fox
languid meadow
#

hrm

spring cairn
#

i'm looking at my friend playing it so see if it's worth

urban spire
#

oh yeah i could make some gruel

plush mason
spring cairn
#

it's also on gamepass so u don't have to spend 30

vagrant fox
#

Oatmeal pops so hard

spring cairn
#

just get a free gamepass for a month

urban spire
#

occasionally does, yeah

dapper gyro
#

I don't know what available around you to even recommend.

crystal forum
languid meadow
summer mural
#

I mean, im looking forward to playing dow4 on launch way more than I am tw40k

steel ingot
#

its this shit every single time a game comes out you

gamers_are_upset.png
languid meadow
#

right now im looking forward to M2

storm jungle
urban spire
#

anyway total warham 3 was a mess when it came out but it was still cool and new

steel ingot
#

just like make your own opinions on games when they come out

summer mural
#

because dow4 will produce excellent cyrus memes

languid meadow
#

if it sucks like early DoW1 I'll be fine tbh

vagrant fox
steel ingot
languid meadow
#

as long as it's not DoW3 bad we're good

crystal forum
languid meadow
#

the fact no choas on launch is peak tbh

#

that and TW40k with no chaos?

summer mural
#

lol

languid meadow
#

PEAK

#

and mechanicus 2 with no chaos?

#

PEAK

spring cairn
summer mural
#

chaos might literally come in like 2040 will total war 40k : 3

storm jungle
plush mason
dapper gyro
#

So peak it starts poking some people.

crystal forum
spring cairn
#

looks well optimised so far, at least the start area is

languid meadow
#

maybe we'll get the scrapped nids from DoW1

arctic talon
steel ingot
#

i hope necrons are as busted as they were in dark crusade

urban spire
#

going from tww2 with however many years of careful adjustment and curation to tww3 fresh out the door was ROUGH

steel ingot
#

reanimation protocol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

summer mural
#

please dont say that as you play

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

TWWH40k is absolutely going to have day 1 Chaos DLC

languid meadow
#

PEAK

arctic talon
#

I can feel it lol

languid meadow
#

it will they said it will

arctic talon
#

LOL

vagrant fox
#

Alas I will buy the next darktide class, wh40k, and whatever else and I'll be like the grandpa from Courage the Cowardly Dog the whole time

languid meadow
#

or well

arctic talon
#

ITS TRADITION

languid meadow
#

not Day 1

arctic talon
#

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

Oh

#

smh

#

It better be day 1 chaos DLC

languid meadow
#

they said chaos will be the first DLC

arctic talon
#

thats like

summer mural
#

darktide Im okay with day 1 stuff, because they update the game fairly regularly

arctic talon
#

their favorite thing to do

steel ingot
summer mural
plush mason
urban spire
#

i might wait with tww40k, dow4 is also coming out

vagrant fox
storm jungle
arctic talon
languid meadow
#

I mean Ogres were marketed heavily for WH3

summer mural
#

dilara do you know the next class but cant tell us

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

no shit

languid meadow
#

if they were gonna do a Day 1 DLC yet we'd prob see it

arctic talon
#

she's gona get smited by the NDA gods

steel ingot
#

i think people have been holding onto something i think hedge said in year one

arctic talon
#

if she opens her mouth though

summer mural
#

they do?

steel ingot
#

as evidence that it wont be admech

languid meadow
urban spire
#

kinda a shame it's based on dow1 rather than dow2, base building isn't inherently bad but i think it's kinda awkward in the 40k setting, but it's whatever

storm jungle
heady rivet
plush mason
#

huh i must have missed the memo

arctic talon
#

now I almost want it to not be admech

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

despite admech being my favorite 40k faction

summer mural
#

aaight I dont wanna have fatshark send the cops at your house so Im not gonna enquire further

steel ingot
#

inb4 navigator the next class

languid meadow
#

SPACE MARINE SERF

arctic talon
#

just so it fucks with people

#

lol

languid meadow
#

YEAHHHHHHH

arctic talon
#

people are so fucking annoying sometimes

summer mural
#

But I know the next class

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

yeah

dapper gyro
#

I spent my allowance on Tennocon ticket. No Darktiding for a while.

arctic talon
#

its a fucking house van saar tek

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

dummy

summer mural
#

what happens at tennocon

storm jungle
#

some day

steel ingot
#

tenno

storm jungle
#

love will find you

arctic talon
languid meadow
summer mural
#

like do people dress up as warframes

arctic talon
#

some people do

#

lol

languid meadow
#

yes

vagrant fox
urban spire
#

idk why they tell dilara shit

summer mural
#

lmao thats great

plush mason
storm jungle
heady rivet
arctic talon
steel ingot
#

dilara is cool thas why

arctic talon
#

well

#

was a tester

summer mural
steel ingot
#

epique individual get cool knowledge

urban spire
storm jungle
languid meadow
heady rivet
#

Also Dunk is huge

steel ingot
#

ive been hit by a car is it comparable

storm jungle
languid meadow
urban spire
#

i thought everyone here was too cool to actually play darktide

languid meadow
#

dude is like what

storm jungle
#

people like Nameless should be drawn and quartered

vagrant fox
#

When's Tennocon again

languid meadow
#

17 here?

storm jungle
#

yea hes still MASSIVE

heady rivet
summer mural
#

hies literally called Ser Duncan the Tall

languid meadow
#

Dunccccc

arctic talon
#

who wants to know the oldest models still for sale lol

#

for 40k

steel ingot
#

i mean old dueling manuals talk a lot about how you can use your guantlet as a mace if you are seperated from your sword

arctic talon
vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

DUNCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

heady rivet
steel ingot
#

and punching and grabbing were super important

arctic talon
#

Tbh blunt force trauma is a big deal in armor

plush mason
dapper gyro
summer mural
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

we getttttttt

#

the uh

steel ingot
#

i like that in this he gets a handful of shit thrown at him too

summer mural
#

Do people dress up as grineer

languid meadow
#

new frames shown on the 29th

dapper gyro
vagrant fox
summer mural
#

clem cosplayers would be great

languid meadow
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

Orion and Sirius I can't wait

arctic talon
# vagrant fox Whoumst, that striking scorpion chud?

these are the oldest models avaible
1996-01 Ezekiel (he is still metal)
1996-02 Basilisk cannon sprue
1997-11 Falcon
1999-07 Chaos bikers
1999-11 Catachans
2000-5 Land raider
2001-10 Devilfish
2002-4 Rhino
2002 -7 Lokhust and deceiver

arctic talon
#

fuuuuuuuuuck

languid meadow
#

lmfao

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

also hoping both the shithole eternalistic futures they come from aren't both corpus controlled

#

but both of the protos have corpus text on their clothes

urban spire
arctic talon
#

protoframe is still such a shit name lol

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
#

DE and reusing assets, name me a better duo.

arctic talon
#

tbh

#

its a smart reuse of assets lol

#

since they add so much to it

#

I love DE's asset reuse

#

its so fucking funny

languid meadow
#

I think these two frames might be my favs look wise right behind Uriel

vagrant fox
#

So far, I'm not big on protoframes but Roathe I really like

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

Roathe is cool because he's an orokin

dapper gyro
#

DE team is very small compared to other MMO studios.

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

Roathe is cool because he's a piece of shit

urban spire
#

every smart developer reuses the fuck out of assets, the alternative is to spend literally millions of dollars to constantly reinvent the wheel

storm jungle
#

🗣️

dapper gyro
heady rivet
languid meadow
#

after Pete the bungie dev team is pretty small now lol

#

hmmm so full of collector cars

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Nah grineer have good music lol

#

see; railjack

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

also the new railjack content better be fucking Corpus skirmish

languid meadow
#

disproven just because of that because corpus gives us cold below

arctic talon
#

and not that stupid chud railjack setup for missions they have rn

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

where I need to do a normal ass mission

urban spire
#

like if you need to have a bunch of big boulders in a field, you don't fucking make a bespoke model and texture for every one of them, you make like 2-3 models and rotate them so different parts are sticking out of the dirt, concealing the fact that they're all the same rock

#

the more you do this, the more money you save for things that actually fucking matter

heady rivet
vagrant fox
arctic talon
dapper gyro
#

Community engagement is a big thing with DE.

urban spire
#

every time some gamer complains about asset reuse i begin to lose my fucking mind

arctic talon
#

DE arguably listens to their community too much sometimes

#

lol

#

sometimes they gotta just stick to their fucking guns lol

urban spire
#

"i want everything to be better and new and to come out faster and cost less"

#

die

storm jungle
#

lap it up

dapper gyro
#

I agree.

vagrant fox
languid meadow
#

my only issues with warframe atm is syndicates and MR

#

I HATE mr so much

#

pisses me off

arctic talon
#

I really like Grineer railjack so much

vagrant fox
#

Should have just played since closed beta

dapper gyro
#

Lol, my WF profile is still ceaphalon Shy...

urban spire
#

warframe kinda lost me on rep grinds

arctic talon
#

I wish Corpus railjack was like Grineer railjack

#

Warframes rep grinds are like

#

less awful then every other MMO

languid meadow
#

the new ones aren't that bad

dapper gyro
#

I haven't played for so so long.

arctic talon
#

except its still a rep grind lol

#

also yeah

#

DE kind of

languid meadow
#

solaris is still SHIT

arctic talon
#

took the rep grinds out back and blew their heads off

urban spire
#

yeah i mean most mmos lose me on rep grinds

arctic talon
#

Launch Ostron Rep grind is literally the 9th circle of hell

#

lol

vagrant fox
#

I'm at mr 31 so it doesn't take a lot of time for me

arctic talon
#

I could go to LR1

#

but I like how the MR30 icon looks

#

lol

languid meadow
#

thankfully all the interesting stuff is behind like not shit rep grinds

#

like hex

vagrant fox
#

I just wanted the legendary core lmbo

languid meadow
#

-# sadly you still need to grind deimos for some new story content but it's not that bad anymore

dapper gyro
#

How much the Legcore worth nowadays?

arctic talon
urban spire
#

also my MR used to be high, then the rest of warframe came out and effectively my MR is now very low, so i can't use a bunch of shit, and i don't wanna use shitass lame weapons to grind it up

#

that shit sucks

arctic talon
#

Not really lol

urban spire
#

why the hell is it in the game

arctic talon
#

you only need MR18

#

max

#

to access everything

urban spire
#

i'm like 12 dude

languid meadow
#

I don't like Zarimen and Cavia on the soul basis of I HATE the items you need

arctic talon
#

bruh its not that bad 💀

languid meadow
#

for each level

#

the stupid fucking quills

arctic talon
#

I still think MR locking is weird

urban spire
#

it's bad enough i don't want to do it

arctic talon
#

but itsreally not that bad

urban spire
#

it's just another excuse to have you grind shit

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

not with shit like ESO in the game now

#

lol

dapper gyro
#

Ew

arctic talon
#

Legcores are worth a lot less now bcs there's more ways to get them

dapper gyro
#

Legcore value is really gone.

arctic talon
#

other then the sortie slot machine

#

lol

urban spire
#

what the fuck is a legcore

vagrant fox
#

Yeah everything is dirt cheap in WF rn

arctic talon
#

its a item that instantly maxes out a mod

spring cairn
#

my evil twin

dapper gyro
#

Legendary core

spring cairn
#

legcore

urban spire
#

oh

arctic talon
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DE pretty much killed all of the super super super exclusive stuff drop wise

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which is

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probably for the best lol

urban spire
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listen the only reason for me to install warframe at this point is so i can trot out my excal prime and make people with five times more hours than me feel bad

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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I'm just buying primes I don't want because everything is all like 20 plat

dapper gyro
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Riven is the real gamble game.

arctic talon
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Rivens are slot machines

languid meadow
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oh and another thing I don't like but it's not that big of a deal is heirloom skins

dapper gyro
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Everything else are relatively easy to get.

languid meadow
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I wish they'd do something more interesting other than "IM GONNA GOON"