40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

Yes

[wintry scarab]

I wish we didnt get expeditions lol. I preferred mortis trails ngl

[arctic talon]

Please

[arctic talon]

Same but Fatshark is experimenting rn funnily enough

[daring creek]

I think the one after this one will be the final class.

[arctic talon]

It’s that time again

They put the doctor from arknights in a hard hat and it looks so stupid I love it

Also horrendous posture lol

[vagrant fox]

a bit of gamer posture

[arctic talon]

Ngl same, we’ll have as many branches as careers soon

[sacred ginkgo]

The short version is Dias is an ultra rich smoke war instigator (????) who owned the Udjat as a pmc, and subsequently Moses and Ezra

At that point in her life Moses devoted herself entirely to whatever Dias wanted, and Regrets It now

[daring creek]

If we don't get more maps it'll be another zillion years till we get a new class. After that? hopefully better.

[wintry scarab]

Clearly. And i dont know how to feel about it. Ive been playing darktide for however many years its been out, through its many downs in the hopes of the next big thing being worth the wait. Only for it to so far be very underwhelming.

[arctic talon]

Canonically a degenerate sports better who likes to sit in front of a computer for hours sometimes just staring at a sports betting website

[wintry scarab]

Disappointing more so

[daring creek]

The older maps need updating

mostly when its "kill all the enemies left"

[outer wave]

Oooof

[daring creek]

like highlight them

it shouldnt be hard.

And maybe design them better so that theres a little bit more leniency on escaping boxed in corners. Like the next dropdown after the first on dark communion.

[sacred ginkgo]

Anyway, read distortion detective
Its incomplete, so you can cover the 46 availible chapters in like 2-4 hours

Also Leviathan

It makes certain moments with Vergil make vastly more sense, most specifically Impenetrable Path

But distortion detective is getting close to required reading at this point

Especially with canto 9

[vagrant fox]

ghoulish character

[arctic talon]

This person is a licensed doctor and war criminal reasonable authority figure

[sacred ginkgo]

Is it fun war crimes or is it perfidy

[arctic talon]

It’s called intentionally letting thousands of people die so you can kill millions to try and end a civil war and enact your own mass extinction plot

[sacred ginkgo]

Does this happen during the game or before it

Also

[arctic talon]

Before it but you get to expierence it

[sacred ginkgo]

Fucking why

[arctic talon]

It’d also why a lot of people ingame do not trust or outright hate the doctor lol

They were a horrific person with some empathy pre lobotomy mental reset

[sacred ginkgo]

And then they got cancer or smth and are suddenly chill?

[jade holly]

Kill 7 billion people ahh plan

[arctic talon]

magic space rock cancer is a medium to store the mind and memory and ensure survival. Think of it as a "zip file" for a human being.

The Doctors original plan was to enact mass extinction of all life on the planet via Originium after their civilization got almost entierly wiped out by some eldritch monstrosity that Hiroshima shadowed them all so that by exploting the fact that everyone was "dead" they could try and come up with a solution to said eldritch horror while being a rock zip file.

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't sound like something you'd get a license for

[arctic talon]

they got their mind forcibly wiped against their will as a failsafe for the future and because they had some level of guilt over the whole "kill everyone" plan

[sacred ginkgo]

We don't even know what crimes against humanity dante has done yet

[arctic talon]

The Doctor after regaining these memories tries to eat someones gun

before being restrained lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh sick

Anyway

[arctic talon]

tbh they've probably done some bad shit

[sacred ginkgo]

The probability that Dante is Ayin always exists

Which means they could be human experimenter mc literal lobotomy corporation

[arctic talon]

interesting

[arctic talon]

The doctor is physically pathetic compared to the average Terran explicitly, so not sure why they thought trying to grab someones gun to blow their own head off as penance would work

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

It would explain their connection to the Sephirot without them being Angela or Roland or some other crack variety

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't think most people think clearly after remembering they attempted genocide

[arctic talon]

good point

[sacred ginkgo]

Eating a gun sounds like a pretty great idea in the moment

[sacred ginkgo]

Also the ||yellow text||

[opaque coyote]

Out of context Honkai Star Rail comics

Here we go

[sacred ginkgo]

Wait fuck berk can't know that

[opaque coyote]

Done

[queen laurel]

Don't worry I think he's not here

[opaque coyote]

for now

[arctic talon]

good catch

[queen laurel]

Aight we back on laati extra strong glue today

[sacred ginkgo]

Forgetting thats part of the ||Canto 9 malkuth insanity ramble||

[opaque coyote]

Ears

[arctic talon]

||yeah, its cool as hell though tbh||

[sacred ginkgo]

Still haven't deciphered it

[raven stone]

Ready Painted Terrain

not sure what I feel about that

[arctic talon]

UV cured™

[sacred ginkgo]

I need to actually continue my lob corp and ruina runs

[arctic talon]

The doctor is a fucking weirdo, they have literal blue blood lol

And are a universal blood donor

[sacred ginkgo]

I'm at like day 25 and the very beginning of Urban Nightmare respectively

[arctic talon]

neato

[opaque coyote]

Huh™

[arctic talon]

Their blood is literally blue, its seen being drawn from them to make a specific type of medicine out of it lol

The only physical traits known about the doctor is that they're very physically weak compared to the average Terran, have blue blood, have long hair, and sound androgynous lol.

[sacred ginkgo]

And thats unrelated to the super cancer

[arctic talon]

their blue blood as far as we know is unrelated to super cancer yes

They are completely immune to the adverse effects of super cancer or it growing despite having a lot of Originium particles in their body

[urban spire]

the universal doner

[vagrant fox]

oh yummers

blue blood who doesn't have it

Or is that doctor feller a horseshoe crab or something

[arctic talon]

that actually looks really good

[urban spire]

it's doner kebab

[arctic talon]

ik

[urban spire]

ah ok

a lotta americans just don't know about doner

[arctic talon]

I just haven't had a good one before in the US lol

[vagrant fox]

very sad

You should get a durum as well

but a good one

[arctic talon]

I've had a good one of those before

lol

[vagrant fox]

I might forgive the egg thing then

[arctic talon]

just not like a normal doner

[arctic talon]

Probably what they got the blue blood and make medicine out of it idea from tbh. But no, they’ve got no animal features and are explicitly an alien to Terra much like the rest of their race.

[vagrant fox]

while you're here do you know if the Efv-5 Jupiter is any good in warframe

[vagrant fox]

There's aliens too? I've been under the impression that it's just a gacha waifu game

[arctic talon]

It’s decent, suffers from being an assault rifle with a decent gimmick

[arctic talon]

It’s got hot men too smh.

But yeah alien stuff is weirdly relevant, The Doctor and their whole species are aliens who fucked with Terra as their doomsday prep bunker and there’s a giant eldritch space horror that’s basically the Fermi paradox on legs that runs around wiping out sapient life.

[vagrant fox]

I kept seeing it's either good or hot trash, Warframe moment

[arctic talon]

It’s very mediocre

It’s def not trash

[vagrant fox]

Wack, just Destiny 2 that alien horror

[arctic talon]

I have a lot of fun with it tbh

[opaque coyote]

Goats

One of them is trying to eat a fucking brick

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/2z6a6NUFlsU?si=PAs0zqKFBmAdPY7L

A24 is doing a backrooms movie

wild

[opaque coyote]

There's also an electric fence blocking the way

[heady rivet]

Jay they announced this like 2 months ago

[crystal forum]

oh wait this is kane pixel's movie

[opaque coyote]

Yyp

Mf got far

Went from making AoT animations to working on something in A24

[crystal forum]

well we'll see if he can make full length movies as good as his short stuff

with real actors

[arctic talon]

the Doctor's species is literally based on ancient alien conspiracy theories for a lot of the lore surrounding them like how Humans are actually life seeded, ect. lol. Their species name in Chinese is literally "Ancient Entity related to humans" though its translated as "predecessor" lol

[opaque coyote]

There is a turkey in the goat area

[arctic talon]

https://klipy.com/gifs/my-goat-washed-my-goat-is-washed--k01KRHM8F46STKQ40MP3K0JET7M

[crystal forum]

kill it

it is breaking the social order

[vagrant fox]

a wise fellow once said, you can never have too many knives. Another wise fellow said, if it bleeds you can kill it. Show those alien bastards what castle doctrine means

[arctic talon]

before you ask no, the doctor is not Yakub, that is one of their research partners who got really into a eugenics program is and they accidentally made a Grey Goo hivemind

[arctic talon]

Tbh the doctor is the only living one left LOL, not many aliens to practice castle doctrine left on smh

[vagrant fox]

goats are not to be trusted

[vagrant fox]

The other one with the life snuffing can get some then

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think goats are sometimes brought in to like

Get rid of the grass in wilder areas of my neighborhood

Naturally

Especially the more foresty areas

These particular goats are near like

A regular park

[arctic talon]

you're gona have to figure out how to kill a magic rock zip file then smh

[opaque coyote]

Also like I said

Electric fencing around it

Probably to prevent any goats from escaping

...

[arctic talon]

obliterate all Chudzu with Goats

[opaque coyote]

Or any dumb people from

Trying to pet one

I hear a lot of baaing

[vagrant fox]

Just import Wally or paracausality

[arctic talon]

I need to settle an argument do you guys think the thing by the window in this horrifically landlord special'd dorm is a bed or some sort of lounging area

[rose thorn]

Goat air buds

[arctic talon]

magic is already real in this setting smh

[vagrant fox]

problem solved, depending on how it works

[arctic talon]

the problem is is that destroying the physical rock zip file doesn't destroy the person inside

[crystal forum]

what is this from

[vagrant fox]

Looks like one of those sci-fi bunk beds

[arctic talon]

Arknights lol @crystal forum

its a dorm room on board Rhodes Island

[opaque coyote]

NO DON'T CHEW THE POISONOUS PKANT

DAMMIT THE GOAT CAN'T HEAR ME HE HAS AIR BUDS ON

[crystal forum]

looks like a couch to me

there's no pillow

[opaque coyote]

Also I have constant encounters with turkeys

[crystal forum]

and the ends are curved

[arctic talon]

good eye

[vagrant fox]

like one of these ghoul-ass beds, to my eyes

[arctic talon]

oh god lol

[opaque coyote]

Looks like something out of a scifi horror game

[arctic talon]

I think Jay is right it isn't a bed since there's no pillow

[rose thorn]

Bruh they are gonna sell prepainyed terrain what’s next pre built models lmao

[opaque coyote]

Just needs a dead body

With a log

Saying shit like

"Day 1. The cock destroyer 1000 is working just fine."

[rose thorn]

“Let’s take the hobby out of the hobby”

[opaque coyote]

"Day 2. Everyone's cocks got destroyed and I'm next."

"btw the password for the weapons locked is 7329"

[arctic talon]

not the first wargame to do this for better or for worse 💀

[urban spire]

star trek lower decks sleeping niche ass bed

[arctic talon]

I don't like it tbh

[opaque coyote]

Well at least one of the benefits is that it can double as a scifi movie set

[rose thorn]

Kid named dry brush and knock out a terrain set in 30 minutes

[vagrant fox]

Bet it sucks for the spine, too

[opaque coyote]

Considering I slept on beds that are like

All wood

No mattress

It's literally just wood with a fucking covering on it

[vagrant fox]

The floor is one of the comfiest places, overly soft beds are spine torture

[opaque coyote]

Probably still more comfortable than that

[opaque coyote]

Also true

But China has a lot of fucking

Like

[crystal forum]

what are you masticating about mag

[opaque coyote]

Beds that don't even have the mattress part

[arctic talon]

my favorite stupid chud landship, I'm so sad its gone

[rose thorn]

Gw is gonan sell prepainted 40K terrian

[crystal forum]

where did they say this

[arctic talon]

the new ork stuff

lol

is pre painted via UV coloring

[vagrant fox]

Close enough, welcome back Helldivers 2 GATER

[arctic talon]

yeah but this thing is wayyyyyyyy bigger

[vagrant fox]

that's fine

I reckon I'd be too lazy to paint terrain myself but I never planned on buying any in the first place

[arctic talon]

big thing

[vagrant fox]

nevermind it's a bit bigger

[arctic talon]

lol

just a tiny bit

[vagrant fox]

What's the yellow tube for

[arctic talon]

its a laser mining module for removing obstacles or doing actual mining which then funnels the stuff cut up into a rock crusher that sends it for processing to extract valuable materials before dumping it out

also notably, a pretty good anti personnel weapon if someone is hiding behind said obstacle

[vagrant fox]

Ooh it's admech coded, no wonder you like it

[arctic talon]

its extremely admech coded lmao

I love the stupid thing

alas it got fucking destroyed and they're building a new one

thats bigger

the original one had an area of 0.8 km^2

the new one is going to be 1.5 km^2

for more patient care, housing, research and manufacturing capabilities

bigger is better

[vagrant fox]

Shure why not make something almost double the size

[sacred ginkgo]

Cause high centering isn't real

And everyone needs a cool bus

[vagrant fox]

I heard it worked extremely well in ww2

[arctic talon]

bigger is better surely/j

[queen laurel]

Me when making a gun

[arctic talon]

tbh its not meant for combat, it is literally a mobile base/hospital/manufacturing hub lol

no risk of death via bombs™ bcs its so far from combat always lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Its a cool bus

[arctic talon]

like a stupid chud aircraft carrier

[sacred ginkgo]

And thats all it needs to be

[arctic talon]

fortnite battlebus

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like cowardice, it has a perfectly fine people blender in the front

[arctic talon]

also its 8 times larger bcs its 0.8km^2 to 1.5km^2

[arctic talon]

we need to just install artillery and flak guns on it tbh

thats the real solution

[vagrant fox]

oh duh km^2

It needs some Rheinmetall Skynex

[sacred ginkgo]

The people inside also do a fair bit of blending iirc

[arctic talon]

just steal one of these

[arctic talon]

Tbh most of the personel onboard are like, doctors, technicians and general employees lol. only like 30% of the people onboard are trained specially for blending people alive

even if all employees must get basic weapons training for self defense purposes

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah but the 30% are really good at the blending

[arctic talon]

its true

[sacred ginkgo]

Watching the clerks terror cascade to a dawn ordeal

[arctic talon]

lmao

[rancid cove]

Were scout companies a thing during 30k? I think they did but I want to make sure

[arctic talon]

not really, scouts existed but they were normal marines

using carapace armor

[sacred ginkgo]

What even were the circumstances that blew a ship a kilometer square up

[copper island]

does anybody have any armor/heraldry references for vanguard marines

[rancid cove]

Basically informal recruit group/recon

[copper island]

idk what type of vanguard marine the vanguard class is in sm2

[rancid cove]

Its entirely up to you

[arctic talon]

Doctor's Partner(in research or maybe romantic its not clear) woke up from zip filing herself and was mad they canceled the glorious genocide plan so she tore up the thing using space rock cancer

[arctic talon]

Technically a Reiver, but not really lol

The dude is all of them really

I do have vanguard heraldry tho

one moment

[arctic talon]

here ya go

incursors are also battleline

[rancid cove]

They shouldve use the old eliminator symbol from HH

[lament shoal]

Reiver armor goes so hard

[sacred ginkgo]

I bet you just like the cable ass

[arctic talon]

poor thing got torn up lol

[rancid cove]

Not eliminator

Forgot the name

[arctic talon]

headhunters?

those are an AL only thing

[rancid cove]

I really like phobos, especially skull mask

[arctic talon]

Oh also ||Kal'tsit got fucking disintegrated alive||

lol

[vagrant fox]

i'm putting a whole blunderbuss down my gullet, gang. Sortie is the devils playground

[rancid cove]

I meant destroyers but ig theyre kinda heavy weaponry focused

[arctic talon]

Oh

destroyers

not really the same sort of heavy weapons tbh

[sacred ginkgo]

I only vaguely know who that is but she fucks with faust so shes probably an asshole

[storm jungle]

^

Destroyers are the war-crimes unit

they are too specialized

[arctic talon]

Sorties kuva cache is a hell roll

[vagrant fox]

Destroyers are the proper cool lads

[rancid cove]

"War crime unit" in 40k
DO YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?!

The dual wielding bolt pistols are real ones

[vagrant fox]

the Red Hand were consistently in the World Eaters' vanguard, as they sought to prove themselves ever-worthy of bearing the Blood Hand. This led them to fire their Destroyer weaponry at their foes, even if their fellow World Eaters would be caught in the blast.[1a] Thus the Red Hand were not drawn together through brotherhood or camaraderie, but instead through rivalry and enmity.

These were the only WE who knew what was up

[rancid cove]

"So anyways I started blasting"

[arctic talon]

She's a weird immortal construct spine thing that larps as a cat person. She's the head of the medical department and also a cold blooded bitch according to her colleagues very calm person who doesn't trust or like most people at all. She also basically raised Amiya as a daughter for a long time.

She also wanted to kill The Doctor and was paranoid they were faking their amnesia up until chapter 10 and still hates them for what they did.

[sacred ginkgo]

My assessment was correct

Fantastic

[arctic talon]

also her spine can burst out of her back as a weird construct thing

until she separated it off into another cat person homunculus

[brave owl]

honestly the idea of a Space Marine infil is hilarious

8ft tall walking tank sneaks up on local orks

[arctic talon]

it is extremely funny lol

[brave owl]

I can only hope that Infil squads have special power armor that makes their steps at least silent

[arctic talon]

they do yes

[brave owl]

I know Cameleoline helps

[sacred ginkgo]

I always like the idea of intimidation stealth in relation to the 2024 barbarian feature

[arctic talon]

phobos armor is way quieter

then all other power armor that came before it

including Mk6

[sacred ginkgo]

Someone sees you so you just flex and they decide its really not worth calling you out

[brave owl]

Which also makes Catachans stealth funny because im pretty sure they are HUGE compared to standard humans but at least they have boots instead of metal power feet

[arctic talon]

this got made around the time she separated her spine into another cat person homunculus creature

[timid pasture]

Dual wielding bolt pistols is peak

[brave owl]

Bolt Revolvers LUL

[timid pasture]

Are These C’tan?

[arctic talon]

no

this is unrelated to 40k lmao

[rancid cove]

those arent revolvers

[vagrant fox]

I've always quite liked the image by Eduardo González where the Raven Guard come walking out of the water, plays into how I expect SM to stealth

[arctic talon]

if you want bolt revolvers LoV have them

[brave owl]

who?

oh

league of votann

[arctic talon]

fuckin duel wielding em in killteam

[vagrant fox]

Just come at them from weird angles

with a hugeass bolter

[arctic talon]

tbh

it works lol

[brave owl]

You know I wonder how much more powerful a Las Gun would be scaled up to Space Marine size

They'd probably not do as much damage but that ammo efficiency in horde situations

[arctic talon]

based on the Eldar lasblaster and LoV HYLas brand weapons pretty fucking good lol

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

The imperium likely just doesn't have an intermediate sized STC for a las weapon

[vagrant fox]

If I had SM and the brain for kitbashing I'd make cut down las-fusils

[storm jungle]

the entire reason SM dont use handheld lasguns is because bolters are their faction iconic weapon lol

[arctic talon]

yeah that also

lmao

[storm jungle]

[brave owl]

yeah of course

[arctic talon]

the LoV dared ask

what if Lasgun but bolter

[storm jungle]

like you could just as easily write 40k in an alternate timeline where all the guard use Bolters and SM use Lasguns

thats the power of lore writing

[arctic talon]

and then they shat this fucking thing out lol

great gun

[storm jungle]

man their designs are so good

[brave owl]

thicc

[vagrant fox]

it's got that cawl spinner on it on the back

[queen laurel]

Dude by the standards of our world las guns are revolutionary weapons

[vagrant fox]

i'm gonna kill

[queen laurel]

capable of being charged in just about anywhere

easy to use

[brave owl]

its so dumb that you can just throw them in a fire to charge them LUL

[queen laurel]

and hell you can turn the mag into a grenade if you really desperate

[arctic talon]

witness and despair

the minigun version doesn't have it lol

[vagrant fox]

the omnipresent devil

[brave owl]

bruh this server not let you say the shortened version of autism?

smh

[arctic talon]

my favorite LoV weapons are like

[brave owl]

unless thats parody that my autistic* mind didn't catch

[arctic talon]

all their weird fucking brand names lol

[vagrant fox]

It kinda fits in DRG, I vibe with this thing

[storm jungle]

The fire thing is to put it next to a proper heat source, it doesnt really fully charge them it just gives a few mags worth of it

its also iirc not a universal thing with most lasgun variants

[arctic talon]

its works for most power packs, not all

and it ruins them forever

you need to basicially bring one to a tech priests for them to fix after you do it

[brave owl]

and then you get turned into a servitor

fix you

[vagrant fox]

Valid for disrespecting the battery like that

[arctic talon]

Dark star weapons are the main weird esoteric nonsense the Kin have

Like wdym it’s a fucking alloy causes mass cell death and could instantly kill you the moment it cuts you and enters your bloodstream lol

[storm jungle]

I also had to check if you can actually "mine" blackholes which iirc is how they make them and uhhh apparently you kinda can?

Its weird lol

[vagrant fox]

It's some weird sorcery, probably tempered in irn bru

[languid meadow]

there's the uhhh

hypothecial infinite energy use for them

or turning them into a bomb

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho funnily enough black holes are apparently still one of the least understood things in-universe in 40k which is pretty cool

[arctic talon]

Matter decompression isn’t it?

[storm jungle]

I THINK so?

[arctic talon]

At least that’s the theory on how you could extract shit from it

Probably impossible

[storm jungle]

yeah apparently something to do at its "edges"

[arctic talon]

But it’s sci fi so who gives a shit lol

It’s cool as hell

[storm jungle]

Yeah the thing i read was "its possible but we dont have the tech for it"

lmao

ala same shit as any space-related issue

[languid meadow]

stelaris is like one coke fueled DLC from xeelie sequence lite

[arctic talon]

We should mine an astroid

[storm jungle]

Someone thats smarter than me explain this

[queen laurel]

Stellaris no joke mogs 40K factions like

"you are a filthy alien you are going to die"

"daisy will you eat their home planet"

daisy is a giant void beast that eats and poops out planets into mineral rich worlds

somehow they have 5 daisies

[languid meadow]

foudn it

[languid meadow]

it's fucking Cosmogenesis basically they changes the laws of reality

it makes no sense and that's the point

[storm jungle]

I mean

it makes no sense because nothing has reached that stage yet IRL so

😭

but lol nice

[languid meadow]

nah but like this path involves basically creating your own universe and escaping into it with your own laws of physics and such

these DLCs get wild

making mormon heaven real

[arctic talon]

Making pi =3 is a random event that can happen in cosmogenesis in Stellaris and it breaks reality for a moment before becoming “normal” again

You turn the galactic curve flat

[languid meadow]

three body problem type shit

[arctic talon]

Among other weird shit lol

[storm jungle]

What in the necron-

[arctic talon]

You also can change the speed of light as a weapon

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

To instantly obliterate planets due to their suns yknow

[storm jungle]

Vex shit literally 💀

[arctic talon]

The big thing that makes it evil is the synaptic lathe lol

[languid meadow]

stelaris goes from like semi normal sci fi to like

[arctic talon]

Which is basically mandatory for all the research you’re gona need

The synaptic lathe basically like

[languid meadow]

the laws of reality are clay

[arctic talon]

Uses people as disposable things of processing power for a giant computer to research shit lol

[celest cedar]

the torment nexus

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny-vex-fist-bump-gif-25541276

Peak mentioned

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYSUBQvEqiV/

I love the vex so much

[arctic talon]

Ngl

It’s so sad watching Destiny 2 be on life support lol

With the constant gear resetting

[celest cedar]

ur pregnant now 😭

[arctic talon]

Like it’s worse then most MMO gear resets bcs you don’t even get a fuck ton of new stuff lol

[arctic talon]

The lash does it again

[languid meadow]

I'd prob still be playing if they didn't add portal

[vagrant fox]

I haven't played in quite a while but it's like hearing a loved pet is dying

[languid meadow]

and my friends say the same

[arctic talon]

Portal is ass

lol

[vagrant fox]

My old D2 clan discord server has had no new messages in two months I'm devastated

[arctic talon]

Literally made me lost all interest in the game

When they announced it

It also doesn’t help that the game plays weird as shit now

[queen laurel]

It's like watching a cute puppy growing into a giant man eating dog

[arctic talon]

Like

Supers don’t feel impactful at all lol

Or abilities really

Or guns

You’re always at a negative power delta for stuff so like

Why even bother with light level

[vagrant fox]

Don't be mean to the game I put 2.8k hours into

[languid meadow]

it really sucks that primaries are just so ass

since they're the best feeling guns

RAH

[arctic talon]

They’re actually decent rn

But like

[vagrant fox]

What'd they even do to make things feel so flaccid, the gunplay was always pretty good when I played

[arctic talon]

Only if you build weapon stat

[arctic talon]

Weapon damage and bonuses are their own armor stat now

lol

Along with melee ability and grenade ability and class ability and super

[vagrant fox]

Ah

[arctic talon]

The MMOified the game

Without fully MMOifying it

[vagrant fox]

Grody

[queen laurel]

you know it's true

Look I haven't played the game but I have seen that thing fall down face first into the jaw of a crocodile

[arctic talon]

look at this shit lol

also all weapon and armor has tiers now as well

lol

[languid meadow]

honestly I'd be fine with tiers

if it was only armour

not weapons because it just KILLED all of the non tired raid loot

bruh

[arctic talon]

The game is literally way too complex now for its own good

ngl

I think tthey never should have made weapons a fucking stat lol

along with tiered weapons

[vagrant fox]

Not even my beloved loreley splendor could fix this

[arctic talon]

Yep, all non tiered weapons is basically awful compared to tiered stuff its so bad lol

[arctic talon]

well its pretty good still lol

exotics got tiers to make you regrind them

I decided I was fucking out after I heard that I had to regrind everything for stat distribution and the new system also had tiers lol

[vagrant fox]

Eugh running those little dungeons to farm the right stuff was enough for me already

[vagrant fox]

Well true, at least the raids were a lot of fun

Maybe spire of stars less so

[arctic talon]

Spire of stars was just janky

[vagrant fox]

I liked it tbh just not as much, I have some vague memories of the boss bugging out

Deep Stone Crypt was a banger though

[arctic talon]

My favorite raid is prolly last wish or vow of the disciple

I like salvations edge but holy hell it’s rough to teach

[sacred bluff]

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[vagrant fox]

My favourite ended up being DSC or Vow of The Disciple, getting kicked ruled

https://tenor.com/view/rhulk-yeet-gif-25063300

Don't miss teaching raids tbh, I just wanted to kill

[languid meadow]

people who zone out the entire process just to come back to "ad clear"

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately I felt like I had to cooperate

But as a strong and handsome titan main I knew where my desires were

[outer wave]

@sacred ginkgo So Im at like 9-32 or something, and I got a couple questions:
1.) ||Obviously I'll probably learn it soon, but why did the Nursefathers come into HQ only to leave it without Ryoshu? I get that their objective was the boughs but for all the set up with them being attached to her in some way as father figures, you'd think they'd just also take her with them.||

2.) ||This will also probably be explained, but why did Ryoshu lock a child inside a box and not expect them to not die in there? The safe even had scratch marks inside of the thing.||

[sacred ginkgo]

1: ||they want her to return voluntarily||
2:||the vault was under time compression and the scratches are from the Arayashiki, as to be permanent||

[outer wave]

I see I see

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok 1 is actually slightly off

||they know she will return anyway, the vault seals it||

[rancid cove]

Found this around and thought it looked cool as fuck

[jade holly]

Jesper Kyd can turn anything into a bop

[jade holly]

Nothing beats King’s Fall

[heady rivet]

Getting RINSED in a Munda game rn my opponent is in the bathroom rn but holy fuck my dice rolls have been so unlucky he's been DROPPING me its comical even he admits he cant even savor the victory because he feels just lucky not skilled

[languid meadow]

didn't sacrifice enough babies to moloch

that's on you

[arctic talon]

Damn

[sacred bluff]

asterion moloch doesn't need babies, he needs orders from earth

[dapper gyro]

If it is good luck, it is the big E blessing. If it is bad luck, it is tzeentch doing.

[wary fulcrum]

Which house you playing?

[wary fulcrum]

Gods what a loser

‘Oh look at me I have aura’

Psh

[timid pasture]

I like his tattoos

[sacred bluff]

it def gives tyberos vibes

[dapper gyro]

Thinking about tattoos on SM, their skin should be good enough to use a laser engraver to print it on their skin.

[storm jungle]

Probably tbh

[sacred ginkgo]

Wouldn't that be hard cause macguffin radiation barrier

[heady rivet]

Rolled TWO memorable deaths in this one fight. Its the first cycle.

[heady rivet]

Palanite Enforcers

[heady rivet]

One was a Champion

[opaque coyote]

Gotta say that The Boys S5E7 was certainly a...

Episode

One of the episodes of all time

||Soldier Boy literally just got put into ice again. Like okay.||

They're also just shoving the advertising for Vought Rising throughout the entire season

Which is probably why SB came back in the first place

[timid pasture]

Bro This the third time it’s happened

[wary fulcrum]

Oh shit

Who’d you lose?

[timid pasture]

I still love the boys though

s2-s3 era was amazing

🥹

Back when everyone posted memes about MMs shirt and called the deep the peak

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely I wouldn't be surprised if the ending is complete ass atp.

Only an hour long sounds too short.

Especially with all the time kinda wasted

[timid pasture]

Thats whats prolly gonna happen

[heady rivet]

Sergeant with a Sniper Rifle, Patrolman with a Concussion Carbine. Both got one-tapped on just lucky rolls. Both were hits on sixes that just got lucky

The insane amount of luck in this game

[opaque coyote]

Seriously did Ryan just fuck off where did he go

[timid pasture]

I still don’t know how they gonna wrap things up

[opaque coyote]

Also "SB and MM will their moment"

[languid meadow]

there's gonna be a hidden 2 hour long episode or something

[timid pasture]

Unless the fínale Is 3 hours long ion see it happening bro

[opaque coyote]

The moment is literally just them staring at each other

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

what do you expect them to do for a psycho that sees someone not onboard with this plan lol

[storm jungle]

This is literally also one of the most annoying things i keep having to read, WHAT advertisement. We had random supes tied back to previous in-universe lore show up constantly for the last 4 seasons.

[rancid cove]

I am so glad Vader showed up in the show and finally shut every Maul fanboy about however would lose in a fight

[forest orbit]

He came back because hes been teased before the literal end of S4 when V-Rising wasnt even a concept yet.

Omlandah basically took over most government orgs including the CIA, he had no reason to really keep Soldier Boy on ice.

[languid meadow]

FAKE maul fans

real maul fans knew bro was a fucking RAT

[opaque coyote]

I would've rather just have them not bring him back

He just flip-flopped a bunch of times, gave the V1 because he loved Stormfront, and then got frozen. With vague explanations about their previous love that aren't delved into because they are clearly saving it for the prequel show. At least detail wise.

His inclusion just felt a bit aimless in the end. Personally, he should've just fucking died at the end of S3.

[languid meadow]

and that's why we love him

https://tenor.com/view/marrok-star-wars-inquisitor-i-know-what-you-are-inquisitor-marrok-gif-4441994371422173668

[storm jungle]

Again as Eli said he was always gonna come back, and every time his "flip flop" is explained as to reason why, did you also miss the part on the entire reason why he gave him the V1? Why should he backstory dump a guy he clearly doesnt care about.

[languid meadow]

maul is a lovely character since he knows the plot of the 6 movies but can't do anything to stop it from happening and everyone thinks he's insane

[rancid cove]

Real (and this is the second time Maul loses to Vader)

[forest orbit]

I dont think anyone watching this show remembers or pays attention to anything tbh

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

just "wah wah wah this doesnt make sense"

Was literally or is just explained

[forest orbit]

More or less lol

I understand being divise but it feels more like im watching a different show when reading these tbh

[sharp pollen]

my favourite Morrow line WA WA WA

[rancid cove]

Its all aura and hyper moments for TikTok phonk edits

[forest orbit]

This honestly

[forest orbit]

Ive seen it with Invincible's last season too, so fucking annoying lol

[storm jungle]

That was arguably even worse ngl

the switch-up between a single week was fucking hilarious though

[forest orbit]

Average TV audience moment

me when i gotta wait for plot to progress but gotta whine before seeing what happens instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/destroy-11cteTd2YsG2oU

[languid meadow]

EVERY time a series comes out

RAH

[storm jungle]

EVERY time

[opaque coyote]

I do get why he gave Homelander the V1.

Because he feels like Homelander lives up to the ideal of the ubermensch that Stormfront always talked about. So despite his mixed feelings (at best) over his son. He did it anyways. Because love is an inherently illogical thing.

I do understand that he was always meant to come back. But at the same time, how he was used felt a bit pointless.

[storm jungle]

He did his thing and left.

Thats what characters do.

They do things and leave.

[rancid cove]

"THRAGG IS ON FRAUDWATCH, BUM BUM BUM HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK THREATENING"
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-i-am-invincible-thragg-viltrumite-viltrum-empire-gif-4698577271704049137

"THRAGG THE GOAT"

[forest orbit]

Bro the thragg switch-up was insane

genuinely NEVER trust TV audiences with anything

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-welcome-celebration-i-love-you-goodnight-cheers-gif-3907589031954246139

[rancid cove]

Never trust TikTok fanboys

smh

[forest orbit]

Its bleak boys

[rancid cove]

even Twitter mfs were being annoying

You know when this all started?

When they started slandering Steven Universe for no reason...

[storm jungle]

The ground zero 😔

[wary fulcrum]

Oh snap

[rancid cove]

and as THE GROUND ZERO WAS FUCKING MISOGYNY AND HOMOPHOBIA

I hate THIS PLACE OF EXISTENCE

[storm jungle]

I mean thats the usual at this point

[heady rivet]

[forest orbit]

Fork found in kitchen

[opaque coyote]

They do things that have narrative purpose.

Soldier Boy could have easily been written out and the story would've mainly stayed the same. It feels like a character staying around even after they should've left narratively.

Again, what was the right time for him to leave was at the end of Season 3. If he just died instead of being put on ice.

[languid meadow]

let me find my punisher jerking off gif...

[rancid cove]

i have it

[languid meadow]

i lost mine

[storm jungle]

Yeah and SB did his narrative purpose as far as we can tell.

[languid meadow]

yeahhh there it is

[forest orbit]

this Special was so weird man

literally GTA Online

[rancid cove]

That's just Hell's Kitchen

[storm jungle]

KEK

i liked it but yeah i agree it was weird

also sad to see Frank entirely lose his mind

[forest orbit]

tbh thats America for you

[rancid cove]

it always cracks me up being reminded how small Hell's Kitchen is

[forest orbit]

YEET

[rancid cove]

yeah man Daredevil knows he has limits

[languid meadow]

and where's that bum ass spider man?

[forest orbit]

Its literally a fucking BOX

[languid meadow]

NOWHERE

[storm jungle]

SPIDERMAN IS A FUCKING FRAUD

🗣️

[rancid cove]

SPIDERMAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY

HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL

[wary fulcrum]

My favourite part of watching the Punisher Show is knowing that spider is just up the road

[rancid cove]

QUICK SEND ME 10 TRILLION SO I CAN FUND THIS GUY WHO WANTS A SCORPION OUTFIT TO HUNT DOWN SPIDERMAN

[storm jungle]

dont they make Hells Kitchen sound like an entire district in marvel when as eli said its just a box neighborhood

[rancid cove]

SURELY THIS WONT BACKFIRE WHATSOEVER

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

JAMISON NOOOO

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. The issue, in my opinion, is that they brought him back for S5.

He stayed around for too long.

[storm jungle]

Who cares at this point tbh

[rancid cove]

More hilarious that after everything goes down badly for his fault he still blames Spider-Man

[storm jungle]

also best part of this is he calls himself out on his talkshow on the spiderman game and he still goes

"I DID IT BECAUSE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO DAMN IT, SPIDERMAN KILLED MY DOG!!!"

[forest orbit]

JJ cannot stop the hategrind

[opaque coyote]

...people who want the show to actually have decent writing

[forest orbit]

hes basically a less toxic alex jones

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-daredevil-born-again-wilson-fisk-gif-8919589091672627535

[storm jungle]

It does. They just dont really have the brains for it.

[languid meadow]

reminded that he goes on a fucking vader rampage on protestors

[dapper gyro]

Depending on the version of JJJ, most of them are not that crazy.

[wary fulcrum]

Part of me wonders if this is the downside for the internet

Like, writers just used to do what they wanted to do, whereas now they’re seeing constant live feedback as they’re writing

[storm jungle]

It very much is.

[opaque coyote]

I think up to S4 it did. But S5 seriously dropped the ball.

[storm jungle]

the echo-chambers and vocal minorities kinda ruin everything

[storm jungle]

It really hasn't.

[languid meadow]

JJJ is a nice character because he's a good person in 90% of universes

the goat

[storm jungle]

👆

[languid meadow]

Bro would sacrifice himself to save Peter in a heartbeat

[wary fulcrum]

I think GW os going that way tbh

I see it a lot in the HH

But then i just wonder if maybe im being bitter and old

[rancid cove]

Wasn't it his son?
Did you compare his son to a dog?

[opaque coyote]

It really has. I don't even participate in social media about The Boys. This is basically my sheer reaction about watching the episodes.

It isn't like Game of Thrones bad tbf.

[dapper gyro]

The funny thing with JJJ is that most of the universes where he found out that Peter is Spiderman, he actually respect him and help him out.

[storm jungle]

It very much hasn't. Its just complaining for the sake of complaining, i cant wait for this to be over once the final ep is out lol

[forest orbit]

I LOVE people who go "how did he get away with murdering literal civillians"

Like my guy, do you know what country we are in? Its America 💀

like Kingpin actually getting away is the most relaistic outcome as usual

[dapper gyro]

Instead of calling Peter a fraud for scamming his editorial money.

[storm jungle]

I remember on S1

"How can a literal criminal and mass-murderer become the mayor of new york city

HMMMMMMMMMMM

I WONDER

[languid meadow]

tbf it's marvel civvies

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

these people genuinly fucking suck

[storm jungle]

hes still right tbh

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I hope it quiets down too.

But honestly it's either this or it becomes so loud that it will be everywhere for months about how bad it is. To the point where you can't escape it.

[storm jungle]

thinking any politician will ever be held accountable for their actions is the comedy

[rancid cove]

The dementia-ridden pedophile: Let me demonstrate how I can become the president of the US instead

[languid meadow]

I do not shed a tear over marvel civvies ungrateful fucks lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah I dont care either way lol

[wary fulcrum]

I’m still catching up but I’ve seen clips

Is this when he’s getting j6’d by a horde dressed as daredevil?

Like, that seems like the easiest thing to defend and would probably cement his term as mayor for life and maybe king too

[dapper gyro]

Both marvel and dc civies are Americans.

[forest orbit]

Unfortunately yes, because they even shout "KILL FISK"

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

Fisk could literally say it was self-defence

we know how crooked US courts are already lmfao

[dapper gyro]

And 2/3 of them would let some totally not felon control their country.

[wary fulcrum]

Those clips look like self defence

(I have so much to catch up on)

[languid meadow]

at least in DC they're like "damn these heroes a pretty awesome" in marvel if they see you're a minority they instantly start calling for you to be hanged

IE if you're a mutant

[forest orbit]

Do it, its peak

[storm jungle]

Born Again is so good man

[wary fulcrum]

Also, Fisk is clearly a meta human, right? At least in the MCU

[storm jungle]

nah he isnt

[arctic talon]

He isn’t

[storm jungle]

hes literally Him

LMAO

[opaque coyote]

I at least hope it concludes nicely with a bow. Because unfortunately I have fallen into the trap of being emotionally invested into things.

...

The deep's misery is still fucking hilarious though so at least that hasn't changed.

[arctic talon]

He’s also like that in the comics

lol

[storm jungle]

Ye

[arctic talon]

He’s just fucking built like that

[storm jungle]

lmfao yea Fisk is a fucking beast

[nocturne crest]

Okay, so we have had blood angels and ultramarines as poster boys for space marines. Who would be a good pick as to be a poster boy

[arctic talon]

Remember

[forest orbit]

Willy is the goat

[nocturne crest]

It's all muscle

[forest orbit]

I will defend him as long as he pays me money

[wary fulcrum]

He’s punching people 10 foot across a room

Like, even if he’s 1.1 compared to a humans 1.0, there’s more to him there

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Captain American isn’t a super human in the comics or movies, he’s a “peak” human

[languid meadow]

dude has gears of war cogs as his body guards lol

[arctic talon]

Btw lol

[storm jungle]

Again jst built different

[opaque coyote]

Also why are y'all talking about Spiderman

[forest orbit]

Tbh

[opaque coyote]

Just like how Batman is peak human

[forest orbit]

Fisk literally killed the fucking guy he was boxing with

hes a monster lol

[wary fulcrum]

He lat pulls a helicopter

[languid meadow]

that's MCU

[dapper gyro]

Captain America is considered "superhuman", his strength is beyond peak.

[languid meadow]

where he's a super human

[forest orbit]

This, also he literally has a superhuman formula lol

hes not peak human

he has cheats

[languid meadow]

depends on the continuity I think

[storm jungle]

I was gonna say lmao

he gets steroids

[languid meadow]

sometimes he's a supersolider sometimes he's peak human

[dapper gyro]

616 version is strong enough to lift like 4-5 times his body weight.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly everytime I think about Kingpin.

This is the first thing that pops up in my brain.

"...because of my weight."

https://youtu.be/Ql2zKS_bdfE?si=WCWs6leEoJu977Jw

[forest orbit]

Midsoldier and Midhuman

[wary fulcrum]

I just don’t know why it took him a dozen door swings to cut a dudes head off but now he’s punching people hard enough to throw them across a room

[forest orbit]

[rancid cove]

classic

[forest orbit]

Because hes been training

duh

[dapper gyro]

1616 (ultimate) can go toe to toe vs Hulk.

[forest orbit]

Kingpin is simply Him

[languid meadow]

did yall see they're killing the ultimate universe again and replacing it with their own absolute universe

[forest orbit]

as long as its good ill take it

[wary fulcrum]

Oh, same with Castle

That dude has a healing factor, you can’t convince me otherwise

[languid meadow]

called the "midnight universe"

[forest orbit]

Ultimates was so ass bruh

[languid meadow]

peter was cool

[forest orbit]

Peter is lame

[opaque coyote]

Also jokes aside, it's sad how the most realistic part of this version of Kingpin's story is how he immediately became a master criminal...

After spending time in prison

[languid meadow]

they killed paul

[dapper gyro]

Midnight is already out a long time ago.

[forest orbit]

we must eliminate spiderman at once

[opaque coyote]

Which is

Basically the case for a lot of criminals

[dapper gyro]

It was writen at the same time as the later # of ultimate.

[forest orbit]

yea the uhhh

what was his name

[opaque coyote]

The Ultimate universe.

Not the current one the uh

[nocturne crest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UObCFIoJM8Q&pp=ygUTU3BpZGVybWFuIDE5OTQgZmlzaw%3D%3D

[forest orbit]

fucking- FUCK I forgot

[opaque coyote]

Previous iteration that got erased

I'm unfamiliar with the new one

[languid meadow]

I also forgot they did this with storm and had her visit the DC universe and then a bunch of random ones

[dapper gyro]

There is already 2 ultimate btw...

[opaque coyote]

Heard Spiderman actually isn't miserable for once

[languid meadow]

yes that's HP lovecraft and JJK

[opaque coyote]

Yeah referring to the second one as the new one

[dapper gyro]

So the "previous one" means little to me...

[opaque coyote]

The first one

Uhh

Ultimate Xmen

Don't read it

Actual ass

Ultimate Spiderman

Actually pretty good

[dapper gyro]

Oh, Ultimate Xmen is not the same...

[languid meadow]

I like Ultimate wolverine

that's it really

I think winter solider wolv is cool

[opaque coyote]

Why did they decide to have incest

[opaque coyote]

And also have Magneto be a cannibal

[dapper gyro]

That one Ultimate is like an other Marvel Ultimate...

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I think the second ultimate was created by

The first ultimate Reed

Who is a full on villain

The Maker

Or some shit

[languid meadow]

incel reed

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically

[dapper gyro]

Again, which one...

There are quite a number of him...

[opaque coyote]

This mofo

[dapper gyro]

It is funny that the smart guys usually turn evil.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah he's from the first ultimate universe

And created the second one

[dapper gyro]

Right that Reed, he is one of the strongest being in this verse.

[opaque coyote]

Why cure cancer when you can make Doombots

And hate Reed

[dapper gyro]

The slap the shit out of Doom and Strange.

[opaque coyote]

Also I find it funny that despite Dr. Doom generally being a huge asshole

He also loves his mom

Like his Mom was a witch

Got her soul taken by Mephisto

...

What's with Mephisto and breaking up couples seriously-

[storm jungle]

Goonverine has too many variants, damn

[languid meadow]

Doom loves people genuinly he's just an asshole

[opaque coyote]

Anyways yeah he spent years trying to bring her back

I think part of his backstory was thet

The machine that cause his face to be damaged

Was originally meant to try and save her from Hell

Although it wasn't originally part of it. It's technically a retcon

On one hand, it actually makes sense on why Doom would have a serious Vendetta against Reed. Not just for fucking up his face but also losing an opportunity to save his mom.

...

[rancid cove]

[opaque coyote]

On the other hand it's way funnier and a bit more in character to have Doom just

Hate Reed Richards for all of eternity because he got a scar

Like seriously this is how his face looked before the mask

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that scar before the mask is put on

Was the extent of the damage

And of course, he actually fucked up his face by putting on a scalding hot metal mask

Dr. Doom's character summarized there

It is genuinely the funniest fucking rivalry

Since Dr. Doom is like

"REED RICHARDS. I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU RUINED MY LIFE."

"Dude you're literally ruling an entire country. What are you talking abou-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[languid meadow]

yeah im not gonna lie

venture bros ruined latvira for me lmao

Baron Von Underbheit

[dapper gyro]

Reed has many haters.

Many are not even villains.

[opaque coyote]

Also

Something something aura

[opaque coyote]

For context, Zebadiah's (The "Purple Man") powers is to control people's minds at will using pheromones

Dr. Doom is basically magnifying and forcing him to use his powers to control the world

[storm jungle]

Venture Goats mentioned

🗣️

still got no idea what the entire ending to that series was lol

[opaque coyote]

So he's basically tanking the mind control of someone so juiced up that he can control the entirety of humanity.

[surreal nest]

brock lost everything at poker and killed himself

[languid meadow]

his scream is so funny

because the rest of the night is just quiet afterwards

[heady rivet]

I'm still floored at how unlucky that Munda game was for me

[languid meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2sUTGk0T74

[storm jungle]

thats afterwards

im talking beforehand dummy

[surreal nest]

you are below me

your deionizing begins in 12 seconds

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Wesker

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-albert-wesker-6--k01KRJ4AXY5AD7Y5WX0CAQ2MW0A

nah id win

[surreal nest]

but i literally am....i am white and shit.....

[sharp pollen]

valid agrument tho

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/akuma-truth-nuke-akuma-truth-nuke-trvth-nuke-street-fighter-gif-5192507001619125108

i miss arcades so mcuh holy fuck

[jade holly]

Marvel Rivals S8 gonna be like

[surreal nest]

i wish rivals didnt suck they have such fun ideas

[jade holly]

Here’s my hot take

It’s the players that make it suck

[surreal nest]

thats not incorrect i agree

https://tenor.com/view/crabsolutely-amazing-gif-10291050248011613762

mister fantastic was the most fun ive had in a hero shooter

i played him to like GM

[opaque coyote]

I'm playing for the vibes

[dapper gyro]

Goon vibe?

[rancid cove]

If you're reinforced by a space marine, great!
A squad? Even better!
An entire company? Oh no
An entire chapter?
Entire crusade fleet lead by a primarch? You're dead whatever it is

[jade holly]

And you see multiple different colored groups of space marines shout “sons of Dorn rally!”

[arctic talon]

Holy shit lol

[opaque coyote]

"Oh look, the angels of the emperor!"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD-"

"Yeah! Wait that isn't the right chan-"

[dapper gyro]

"Well, I'm holding a plasma gun, might as well give it a shot."

<<Hit super effective>>

"Oh..."

[copper island]

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[storm jungle]

You are suppose to goon not play it

[jade holly]

Punisher riding Devil Dinosaur is the closest I’ll get to playing an Exodite Eldar

[spare osprey]

The Space Elf Hippies never got models?

[jade holly]

Idfk

If they did they must be old as shit

[storm jungle]

Kinda but not really an official faction

[jade holly]

An Exodite Combat Patrol would go hard

[arctic talon]

They got some for epic back in the 90’s

[jade holly]

GW GIVE ME AN EXODITE SUPPLEMENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[arctic talon]

But never for 40k scale

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[storm jungle]

yeah Exodites is 100% Kill-team stuff eventually

[spare osprey]

Prehistoric times.
What a shame, I'd say.

[arctic talon]

They also were RT era lore yeah

So there’s some weirdness

You’d run Exodites not with other eldar

[jade holly]

I guess you could say the Exodites existed…

[dapper gyro]

They don't want your life, they want you to be alive. They do want your wallet however.

[arctic talon]

But with imperial knights

[jade holly]

In a land before time

[arctic talon]

Because the exodites taught humanity how to use knights

And knights are actually an exodite technology

[jade holly]

Do we even have a mount heavy army?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Do we? Who

[jade holly]

Tau are vehicles

apparently

[storm jungle]

those arent mounts

[arctic talon]

It’s called drukhari/craftworld eldar/guard/gsc/marines all have absurdly bike heavy armies

[storm jungle]

💀

[arctic talon]

Oh wait

[jade holly]

Yeah I know

[storm jungle]

THOSE ARE BIKES

[arctic talon]

You meant mount mount

It’s just guard

lol

[storm jungle]

no

[spare osprey]

That...
That don't sound right.

[arctic talon]

You can run the Honse only list

[arctic talon]

It’s rogue trader era lore

Don’t worry about it

[spare osprey]

Them old dorks surely had a blast writing such malarkey.

[arctic talon]

There’s a lot of weirdness from then lol

[dapper gyro]

The majority of the lore up to the 3rd and even 4th edition are pretty much non valid in the current lore.

[arctic talon]

But the main army list for exodites in epic was Dino’s and eldar knights and imperial knights lol

[arctic talon]

Nah 3e lore is mostly valid

[storm jungle]

They write whatever sells

and it works lol

dont act like modern 40k lore doesnt have just as goofy shit either

[spare osprey]

Either way, the people want dinosaur-riders.

[arctic talon]

1e and 2e is w/e lore with basic bones

3e is a lot of meat and 80% the modern setting

4e is like 100% the modern setting

[jade holly]

Wait Exodites strap full on fucking artillery batteries to some Megadons???

[dapper gyro]

3e is when they give subfaction codexes so yeah.

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

I actually like Goreterrox Soulreaper

[jade holly]

I honestly though Expdites completely forgone their advanced tech

[arctic talon]

No they have tech

They just don’t use it to make their life easy

[dapper gyro]

4e lore has many over the top lore that are toned down significantly later on.

[storm jungle]

They have them stored away

they arent literal cavemen lol

They just literally live the humble life

[arctic talon]

The big thing is the exodites want hardship in life

They want to work hard

[storm jungle]

^

they are literally that one farmer meme

[jade holly]

So I could have whatever their equivalent to a Trex is running around with big ass guns

[storm jungle]

"It aint much but its an honest life"

[arctic talon]

That’s normal

[jade holly]

The Exodites are even fucking cooler than I thought

[storm jungle]

always were

read the lore

[arctic talon]

“I could use the stupid chud drone to plant everything, or I could use this hoe and a water pump”

[storm jungle]

reminds me of a farmer posting him driving a combine

and the comments were like

"Why are you bitching about just having the job of turning left and right in a field"

and they are completely right lmao

[surreal nest]

the skulls teaser has me feeling like the darktide community is gonna end up really angry again

[storm jungle]

Nah lol

[surreal nest]

im just reminded of when there was a comms video about veterans describing a plasma gun and people got really angry and assumed it was a melta

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

Yeah because nothing in it teased as such

trust the process

let em cook

[surreal nest]

no they will cook

[arctic talon]

Average exodite

[surreal nest]

i just think the toasters are gonna get pissed off when its not 1:1 with what they imagined

[storm jungle]

I'm serious. I never hype up DLC classes but trust me on this one.

[arctic talon]

Brother I will take a fucking naked blue man with his dong out if it means having admech

[storm jungle]

any "complaint" will be seen as incessant bitching

[arctic talon]

lol

I didn’t get the scum complaints either

[storm jungle]

the scum complaints were whatever

[arctic talon]

My only complaint is Fatshark didn’t use the way cooler name from dark heresy of desperado lol

[storm jungle]

Arbites was funnier because a majority of the fandom genuinely defended the class lol

[arctic talon]

Desperado is way cooler lol

[storm jungle]

Desperado is just gunslinger akimbo guys tbh

they literally put their double-pistols in

[arctic talon]

Yeah but they scum

They’re part of the scum path

[storm jungle]

Desperadoes by extension are scum so

[arctic talon]

Me prefer name is why