Cyberpunk is unchecked technology
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
steel ingot
cyberpunk as in like
the mike pondsmith tabletop based franchise
or just general concept
storm jungle
Yea I know
basically what i said still
40k has never really been one for delving too much into wacky cybernetics minus some books
steel ingot
i think for the fact you can pretty much full convert your whole body like a honda civic getting ship of theseus'd into a race car, i think they can very well be ahead
but by that same token they are much more how do you say uh
difficult
nocturne crest
the mike pondsmith tabletop based franchise
The one that Cyberpunk 2077 is based on.
rocky gale
AI should only be used like god intended, as a way of adding silly moustaches to your friends pictures
steel ingot
ai should be relagated specifically to the magic wand tool on images
steel ingot
The one that Cyberpunk 2077 is based on.
to answer comapartively, the closest thing in cyberpunk to say a full conversion admech or tech adept is like adam smasher in 2077, 2013 smasher doesnt even come close
brave owl
aaaaa
steel ingot
while precise and bespoke the cybernetics of that world are not as all powerful, on top of the natural limitation of its universe with the body system
steel ingot
in 40k you can just become a mass of robot limbs
and just be fine
the admechs do it all the time
brave owl
while precise and bespoke the cybernetics of that world are not as all powerful,...
Unless you're Adam in which case you have no limits
steel ingot
though not all of them are fine some of them are crazy people but thats a quirk of the trade
well adam is in a state of near constant cyberpsychosis that is abated by feeding him sex workers to murder by his boss
its all well documented
killing him is honestly a mercy
brave owl
well, he was always a psycho
storm jungle
No hes just a "high-functioning" psychopath
brave owl
now he's just an augmented psycho
storm jungle
^
brave owl
the only thing thats changed is probably that he feels superior to Meat now
nocturne crest
Apparently, he had a second body that looked like Elvis
brave owl
Which of course in almost every way possible he basically is
brave owl
unless you're playing Starfinder but Starfinder is dumb
Tech ends up doing everything magic does so magic has no purpose why ever play a Wizard
brave owl
okay shadowrun it is
Fuck yeah, I'd love to talk to Spirits and Shaman totems
steel ingot
i havent actually played enough shadowrun to have a full opinion i just like it on the surface
brave owl
and design my own spells
Shaman and Mage being technically different but shush
Shadowrun has like, 4 distinct magic types
brave owl
Technomancers (they are called something different) Mages, Shamans, and Adepts.
steel ingot
gun magic
brave owl
Adepts are basically just D&D monks kinda
steel ingot
my favorite class
like monk implies such a serene and diciplined thing
and its PUNCH PEOPLE THROW THINGS
you can play monk like a roided out wrestler
brave owl
AD&D 2e used to have a side class that was European monks lol
but they were still fist fighters
but they had cleric spells
"Physical adepts, who use the awakened magical energies to refine their bodies to the point of absolute perfection and become the ultimate fighting machines."
So Cultivators lol
wary fulcrum
you can play monk like a roided out wrestler
I did exactly this!
Was supposed to be a bare knuckle boxer
But honestly there’s only so many times you can punch stuff, I started getting real weird with it
Could do that teleport, then got a mask that let me do it again only I couldn’t sleep and it tried to rip my face off when I’d try to take it off
Except I never did
Went all Tony Jaa on a vampires, but with dragon ball z teleports
Good times
steel ingot
i think my "monk" half orc who used to throw other things including players more than i actually punched things
imagine throwing a table so hard it takes the head off a guy in plate
nocturne crest
I wonder where the Cybermen would fit in the scale between 40K and Cyberpunk's levels of cybernetic technologies.
rancid cove
Yeah bro when people share an opinion is called copying them
solid horizon
silence no model haver
brave owl
lel you have the grand inquisitor
rancid cove
They are a miniature model of an intercessor 
rancid cove
lel you have the grand inquisitor
I wanted Vader but they didn't have him so I grabbed the Inquisitor as a proxy
brave owl
helicopter helicopter
rancid cove
I also got Boba Fett and Palpatine
Also bought Ahsoka and gave it to my gf as a gift
quiet orchid
Look at these chuds
since when u have this marine figure?
rancid cove
since when u have this marine figure?
Did you forget? All I could talk about it when I bought him was how excited I was
And then when it came in the mail I had to go there to grab it physically
Because JoyToy put the wrong adress
surreal nest
Look at these chuds
you have starwars action figures and a DkoK figure you are objectively worse than a tabletop player
rancid cove
you have starwars action figures and a DkoK figure you are objectively worse tha...
I'm better because I don't spend my time chudding away at tabletop rule changes and additions every single edition
rancid cove
I only collect
quiet orchid
you have starwars action figures and a DkoK figure you are objectively worse tha...
Wydm
I have a ahsoka figure
im not worst than tabletop players
surreal nest
thanks for the honest confession
rancid cove
Mr Krieg watch out, Palpatine is behind you!
"This one reminds me too much of those goddamn republican clones... PERISH!"
surreal nest
storm jungle
"republican clones" is CRAZY
brave owl
who would win, one palpatine or a regiment of 40,000 kriegers
surreal nest
who would win, one palpatine or a regiment of 40,000 kriegers
palp because he glasses the planet from orbit next
rancid cove
Palpatine kills all of them by sending in Vader in his place
storm jungle
palp because he glasses the planet from orbit next
^
quiet orchid
thanks for the honest confession
U said like i'm a drug addict
surreal nest
U said like i'm a drug addict
storm jungle
Palpatine kills all of them by sending in Vader in his place
This answer is so fucking real holy shit
rancid cove
palp because he glasses the planet from orbit next
No he would send Vader just to annoy him
And then hire multiple assassins to try and kill him by dinner
brave owl
40k kriegers vs Glup Shiddo
surreal nest
palpatines real super power is bureaucracy and financial power
brave owl
and force lightning
quiet orchid
And then hire multiple assassins to try and kill him by dinner
Vader was like ''A nice dinner with nice tripes''
surreal nest
and force lightning
seems weak in comparison to threatening to dump somebodys 401k
rancid cove
This answer is so fucking real holy shit
"Lord Vader, you shall go to this planet to kill those overgrown tube babies while I plan the 99987788th assassination attempt in your life... Why? Well, to strengthen the Dark Side of the Force or some shit"
brave owl
seems weak in comparison to threatening to dump somebodys 401k
Windu didn't handle it 
surreal nest
brave owl
pun not intended but very much welcomed
storm jungle
"Lord Vader, you shall go to this planet to kill those overgrown tube babies whi...
god i wish the Emperor was like Palpatine
"I made your suit a piece of shit because I want you to suffer Vader"
(this is actual lore btw)
he also made it fucking conductive 
brave owl
this just makes Vader stronger btw
rancid cove
"Why would I want to exterminate this entire alien race? For the love of the game, obviously"
storm jungle
^
brave owl
Save for the force lightning of course
storm jungle
Meanwhile Big E has to give an entire hitler speech
storm jungle
Save for the force lightning of course
lmfao was gonna say
bro is cooked, literally
storm jungle
thats just real life
rancid cove
"I made your suit a piece of shit because I want you to suffer Vader"
It was because in his pov Vader was a failed project
Had Anakin not burned, he would've made Anakin eventually so strong and have A i overthrow him to be the emperor
But since Anakin lost the duel to Obi Wan Palps wanted to punish him for the rest of his life
Basically "you fuck ass twat couldnt even kill your own master"
Which is funny considering Palpatine would've lost to Plagueis had him not attacked him while he was asleep and drunk
brave owl
I don't believe for a second Palpatine would let himself die
rancid cove
I don't believe for a second Palpatine would let himself die
Its mentioned in the prequel books that Palpatine actually wished to have Vader take his place as rightful ruler, he wanted him to be the absolute Sith
But after Mustafar it went down hill
brave owl
I realize its in the books, I just don't think it feels right
rancid cove
Maybe not let himself die but for sure he would've let Anakin become the stronger sith
Well he was, just was too blind to actually try to overthrow Palpatine
rancid cove
Vader was like ''A nice dinner with nice tripes''
Its actually fucking funny how many times this happens
Every single Vader comic had him being attacked by assassins sent in by Palpatine
And he knew Palpatine was the one who sent them but since he killed all of then every time he became used to it
And never really tried getting back at Palpatine for it
quiet orchid
And he knew Palpatine was the one who sent them but since he killed all of then ...
He liked to kill those mf, its something to keep himself entertained
quiet orchid
And he knew Palpatine was the one who sent them but since he killed all of then ...
he has no longer padme or their children, so he need to be into something and who doesn't like to kill assassins sent by your master?
steel ingot
what if the secret ending to episode 3 revenge of the sith on the playstation 2 and xbox was real george lucas please respond to my emails
quiet orchid
<:TRUE:975428357472800788>
nuh uh...
winged jacinth
Ironic for a guy who killed his master for rule of 2 stuff but palapatine really doesn't seem to care about it
Hes got like 8 more sith in legends after he becomes emperor
languid meadow
holy shit im so stupid but it's also so cool
the backgrounds of maul are all hand painted
guh
languid meadow
they also composited brush strokes to apply it to stuff that wasn't
winged jacinth
I played one in a diplomacy type game who was head of a branch of imperial intelligence while palpatine was missing for some reason or other
Naturally about 90% of my schemes were targeting the regent or the other half of imperial intelligence
Game cut off right before i could virus bomb my political rival's base
quiet orchid
the backgrounds of maul are all hand painted
really?
storm jungle
incredible damn
green loom
Maul looks pretty great
Only some of the fights looked pretty weirdly stiff
But it was a pretty huge step up in environment/effects/sfx
Blaster deflection in the show sounds pretty amazing
plush mason
knowing what i know about Eldar he was happy to give the Ogryn what to him was a blander than hell lump of gruel
timid pasture
Cute eldar moment
hollow lantern
Good art ngl
solid horizon
why do they always show the same copper necron scheme
steel ingot
need to sell the paint
too much hashut copper in the stores
its taking up valuable space that could be used for more mcragge blue
solid horizon
I guess so
canoptek alloy is used exclusively by necrons
they have yet to use it
steel ingot
i dont paint crons i dont know their colors really
i was just naming the first copper/bronze i could think of off the dome
solid horizon
I painted necrons ten years ago so the scheme changed alot
steel ingot
i remember a guy who had them painted matte chalk white so they looked like actual skeletons
kinda cool
solid horizon
I remember reading white dwarf magazine and jumping to the custom scheme page to see how people painted their crons
rocky gale
There used to be a bronze spray that was great for Crons, you could literally just spray and shade paint and they looked great but GW removed it because it was too useful
solid horizon
leadbelcher spray all over again
I cant remember whether oldcrons used leadbelcher or ironbreaker tbh
steel ingot
first spray with nuln oil and then-
solid horizon
don't even joke lad
steel ingot
its funny how often it comes up
steel ingot
i dont feel like its a catch all base paint but like on the other handdd
but what do i know im a fairly novice painter
my hands are too shaky for good detailing i have my wife do trim lmao
languid meadow
Only some of the fights looked pretty weirdly stiff
It feels more deliberate compared to other lightsaber fights
Also lightsabers in maul have weight
Lame that gif is sped up
solid horizon
yes
steel ingot
ive never seen one in real life
daring creek
Glowsticks
solid horizon
a lot of my crons still have one but it is primed black (spoilers, paint does not stick on it well at all)
solid horizon
ive never seen one in real life
it's literally like lego star wars lightsaber rods
daring creek
a lot of my crons still have one but it is primed black (spoilers, paint does no...
Have you considered using activated uranium?
steel ingot
I KNOW ITS GREAT
solid horizon
Have you considered using activated uranium?
solid horizon
I lost all my other necronium rods so a lot of them have a cut sprue bit as a placeholder
steel ingot
me hitting the fuse on my necrons after using aluminum paint and burning the whole shop down with thermite
daring creek
steel ingot
solid horizon
and can emit cancer
so does ad mech tbh
steel ingot
i just wanted to use the gif tbh
steel ingot
also shoutouts to remembering that mythbusters episode aluminum is fancy stuff
solid horizon
I just need an original space crusade chaos android and my cron family will be complete
steel ingot
do you have a dog
solid horizon
cats
steel ingot
okay
solid horizon
😔
steel ingot
i recognize animal hair permeiating your existence
steel ingot
i had 2 aussie shepherds i still find their hair on my clothes out here in poland
languid meadow
animal hair replaces the air at a certain point
solid horizon
has a a hair on it
languid meadow
like I can't get rid of it
urban spire
how come i was hearing people say lasguns aren't laser weapons th' other day
languid meadow
clothes that haven't touched them or the areas they're in is jsut covered
steel ingot
cause they cant read i dunno
vagrant fox
how come i was hearing people say lasguns aren't laser weapons th' other day
They just shoot very long tracer rounds
urban spire
makes sense
languid meadow
doesn't help the lasguns themselves are super inconsistent
daring creek
Trying not to think about it..
vagrant fox
don't believe my words
daring creek
Noted: Kill Sigsen.
steel ingot
lasguns ready to fire
urban spire
they don't understand the multifaceted complexities of scandinavian to scandinavian communication
daring creek
steel ingot
it cannot be...
languid meadow
the teaser at the end...
steel ingot
the omnisiah has told of times such as these...
urban spire
servoskull
languid meadow
sometimes they shoot bolts like star wars blasters
OH HEY LOOK AT THAT LOL
all of the las beams are fucking blaster bolts
lmao
daring creek
it's obviously a servoskull
You don't understand anything
languid meadow
but yeah the sound of the blue gun has an electrical after sound
languid meadow
steel ingot
i mean
urban spire
finally some good fuckin news
steel ingot
its prolly the skitarus dudes the like sallet helmed low levels
which i think is boss i love those guys
languid meadow
considering there's a servo skull my bet is on just a tech adept since it would prob be more flexible
if not
skitarii vanguard
urban spire
i don't understand why some people think tech priests are all high rank big dick honchos
languid meadow
or something
daring creek
i don't understand why some people think tech priests are all high rank big dick...
metal > flesh thing
urban spire
there are a shitzillion scrub tech priests
urban spire
enginseer in the guard is one of the most dead end jobs you can get as a tech priest, that's why enginseers are Like That
it's career death, you can't advance
it's a punishment
daring creek
Oh so thats why Kayex has severe brain damage
Doesn't Mechanicum have like
"Ah, the cycle continues
Ah, the cycle continues" n what not
or am I totally wrong
languid meadow
steel ingot
my skitari vanguard dreams..........
solid horizon
thats hadron
humble shoal
"Ah, the cycle continues
Ah, the cycle continues" n what not
Pasqals weirdness is his own thing
urban spire
I JUST WANT
look at it this way: if it's a kinda guy from the skitarii then there's fuckall room for cosmetics, if it's a shitass tech priest then there's room for all kinds of helmets and hats, including your precious sallet
solid horizon
skitarii has the sallet
languid meadow
vangaurds do
daring creek
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1499781671275204668/ad...
Mfs look like the aquabats
vagrant fox
don't be mean
solid horizon
adeptus aquabatus and their skatarii
steel ingot
i love admech freakasses they're all so weird
vagrant fox
its a sick ass band
false
steel ingot
freakoids of unparalleled level
daring creek
sigsen I'll kick yo fuckin ass if we meet up Isg
Never talk bad of Aquabats in this discordia..
vagrant fox
I'm never going to the US, the moment I step off that plane I'm getting shot
steel ingot
yeah but its my trash that i love
greasy patty melt with fries and dr pepper was my lifeblood
spare osprey
In and Out ain't too bad.
steel ingot
hence why i am fat now
vagrant fox
NEVER come here
But I do vaguely want to go to Harlem
urban spire
im fuckin tains genner if i go to the us ill get put in a fucking camp
daring creek
imagine if you could donate your fat
urban spire
i been there once before i came out though, was in florida, it sucked
daring creek
i been there once before i came out though, was in florida, it sucked
how so
sacred ginkgo
im fuckin tains genner if i go to the us ill get put in a fucking camp
We're terrorists again btw
urban spire
sick
steel ingot
urban spire
how so
too hot, food was bad, friend's rich aunt i was staying with was white rich woman crazy
sacred ginkgo
Can't wait till Florida sinks
urban spire
boomer. bad.
steel ingot
at least the everglades were beautiful
vagrant fox
Do those still exist
steel ingot
yeah for now
urban spire
i did see the everglades, but unfortunately i saw them from an airboat which blew my ears out the back of my skull
vagrant fox
I fear the Florida reptiles live next to a nuclear reactor for the warm water
steel ingot
i got to see gators, crocs AND like 20 manatees
it was really cool
and the rare birds that only live there
urban spire
i ate gator nuggies, they sucked
steel ingot
AND the snails unique to the everglades
ever seen a snail shell with copper and gold colors so shiny it glints in the sun
vagrant fox
I reckon I could get much the same experience going to Australia except I won't get shot, but I might get mauled by a dropbear or something
urban spire
had to kill frogs with a shovel for the rich lady cause her dog was addicted to licking them
steel ingot
god i remember every hour i spend in the everglades, beautiful and uncomparable to any other place ive ever been
daring creek
had to kill frogs with a shovel for the rich lady cause her dog was addicted to ...
Firstly
Krieg Reference
Secondly.
wtf
😭
sacred ginkgo
had to kill frogs with a shovel for the rich lady cause her dog was addicted to ...
Thats so incredibly unfortunate
urban spire
perish
steel ingot
my dad grew up doing similar but so he could get frog legs for free
he was a boonies kid thats for sure
told me about finding softshells in the mud and taking them home
urban spire
i saw miami, which is how i simultaneously learned that cities have souls, and that cities can lose their souls
vagrant fox
You could've just gone to Copenhagen
urban spire
miami is not an ensouled city
sacred ginkgo
i saw miami, which is how i simultaneously learned that cities have souls, and t...
Sounds right
daring creek
miami is not an ensouled city
WHat is an ensouled city
sacred ginkgo
Pretty sure Portland has a soul
urban spire
WHat is an ensouled city
a city that has culture and character i guess?
languid meadow
the PNW just has soul
steel ingot
houston almost did, now its just rotting concrete and facades to make you wanna buy expensive clothes
urban spire
which miami doesn't
languid meadow
cascadia is amazing
urban spire
basically any city except miami probably
arctic talon
<@255478624851853312> wake up we need your admechtism
I’m all in on tech adept
daring creek
lmao
steel ingot
grew up in houston, its my home longer than any, going back and seeing just a dead playground for rich people and the rest where i grew up is rotting molding concrete made me feel sick
languid meadow
my bet as well
sacred ginkgo
Tech adept is just most convenient in every way
wintry cloud
urban spire
get the chart
wintry cloud
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qxyddr1b/warhammer-skulls-vid...
FINALLY
urban spire
im wondering what the fuck a tech adept is specifically
sacred ginkgo
im wondering what the fuck a tech adept is specifically
Plumber, electrician
urban spire
if it is a thing or if people are just saying it because they think all tech priests are too high rank to appear as playable characters in darktide
sacred ginkgo
They're like interns or basic initiated workers
arctic talon
im wondering what the fuck a tech adept is specifically
Tech adepts are just low ranking tech priests, some of them aren't even fully ordained members yet
urban spire
cause the title is absent from the lower ranks/unordained
steel ingot
furbinius, mechanicus 2, the darktide news
steel ingot
this is like when the arbities class launched and then there was like 3 other silmutaneous launches of arbites content
languid meadow
yeah GW likes doing that
I think Scum came out with some necromunda stuff as well
urban spire
oh why thank you lexicanum
arctic talon
cause the title is absent from the lower ranks/unordained
The list is wrong/out of date in some ways
urban spire
oh why thank you lexicanum
@arctic talon what's this then
urban spire
SO WHEN PEOPLE SAY TECH ADEPT RATHER THAN TECH PRIEST
THEY ARE JUST SHOWING THEIR FUCKING TOURIST VISA
arctic talon
I just want a low ranking tech priest
lol
ergo tech adepts
because there's a fuck ton of them
steel ingot
i was jus thinking of the dif skiitari groups cause i like them, the chum before the elite adepts show up to party
but still the skull cinches it i feel
languid meadow
https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1tc4shk/darktide_skulls_teaser_video/ hopefully the sound plays
IT DOES NOT
but the blue shots have arc noises to them so at least we'll get an arc weapon
urban spire
i'm hoping for a lot of the esoteric weapons
not just mechanicus, just more of the cool 40k toys
languid meadow
the only one I want is the omnissiah axe
steel ingot
phosphor guns when
languid meadow
but a phosphor gun would go so hard
or their weird ass uhh
stub gun
let me find it
steel ingot
OR FINALLY GOD FORBID
THE MELTA
after literal YEARS of begging from me and me alone
urban spire
as opposed to an endless procession of regular ass normal type weapons like knife, big knife, shiv, gun, gun what revolves etc.
steel ingot
like god please just give me melta anythging please fashtshark PLEASEEE
urban spire
give us power fist, lightning claw, melta shit, things of this nature
plasma pistol i am VERY certain will be a toy of the adept
daring creek
give us power fist, lightning claw, melta shit, things of this nature
In DT? For more than one class?
No
For admech? prolly
languid meadow
Melta for vet PLEASE fuck
urban spire
macrostubber is funny because it's just a machine pistol with RGB lighting
vagrant fox
A chordclaw would pop off
languid meadow
the only priest weapon I don't see us getting is like volkite lol
why would i want a duel melta
I want THIS
vagrant fox
too bad
urban spire
the guard veteran only getting one of the weapons associated with guard veterans
steel ingot
even if it was in the code during the first year and quieltly removed
i will always be mad about the melta
urban spire
long las too
languid meadow
that and the two handed chainaxe
steel ingot
IT WAS IN THE OG TRAILER
languid meadow
longlas is still in the game somewhat
via the weapon customization mod
you can put its scope on guns
languid meadow
goobers
arctic talon
tbh
Sicarians are
horrifyingly fucking huge lol
they're like only slightly smaller then marines
they're just hunched over 99% of the time
urban spire
nope, tiny
vagrant fox
They're not around anymore but I want to look scrungly
languid meadow
I know people wanted sicarians to be the new class when the sonic weapons were leaked
but that wouldn't work they're so hard focused into one role
same with electro priests
urban spire
i really hope we don't get fucked on this
steel ingot
navigator class reveal on skulls 🤞
languid meadow
I think either a vanguard or tech adept will work fine
since both are super flexible
urban spire
make it a tech priest so we can have the various skitarii as cosmetic options, rather than being locked into one kind of skitarii
vagrant fox
I'm all in on tech adept
languid meadow
with gear and personality
I would prefer a tech adept yeah
I want to priest max
steel ingot
new class BELISARIUS CAWL
vagrant fox
that's a crime that apostate should be dead
steel ingot
having a priest doing the pasqal "please can i turn you into a servitor please please pleaseeeeeeeeee"
languid meadow
I really hope we get a personality like Kayex
just some weird esoteric bullshit
we'll prob get the classic 3 again
weirdo
serious
out of the box thinker
steel ingot
aint broke to be fair
i will say they really aced the scum voices
that reedy freak of a character that everyone picks is SOO good
languid meadow
arb and scum got some really good voices
steel ingot
i do appreciate that male maul is just explicitly judge dredd
like yes i know the arby as a concept is dredd
but the maul voice is 1 to 1 how its described and has more lines that are directly from the comics than the others
languid meadow
yeah the trailer is literally just the Dredd 2012 scene 1-1 for the first part
steel ingot
like it feels like a deep tip of the hat to the big man
languid meadow
flat nimbus
kinda hard not to do a Dredd voice for one of your Faceless Murder Cops
Maul’s a fantastic outcome for it tho
steel ingot
i know but its so obviously intentional beyond a like little nod
steel ingot
i mean like
as someone who read dredd case files dating all the way back to the 90s
its more than that
like he talks like he does in the comics, he says some of the same lines, its a full nod to the character as a whole
flat nimbus
even his being perhaps more deep than he lets on, before immediately snapping back to Work
meanwhile, my fatalist just openly expresses they would rather be dead
languid meadow
I can only pray that one of the personalities will swear in binaric
vagrant fox
Skulls is too far away, how is anyone supposed to survive until then
languid meadow
IM GONNA KILL MYSE-
rocky gale
When's Skulls?
languid meadow
21st
rocky gale
Nice
steel ingot
week
languid meadow
next thursday
rocky gale
I have a hospital appointment that day
steel ingot
blow it off
rocky gale
I've waited 9 years for this appointment, so no
vagrant fox
what's another 9
sacred ginkgo
Self harm most likely
storm jungle
https://youtu.be/D-0SAN6MDl8?si=PbL8RRfRGe7aFHsi
this but replace it with Laati
opaque coyote
this but replace it with Laati
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-agnes-tachyon-tachyon-...
ye
rocky gale
Woooo time for SoB in Darktide, it's happening
jade holly
Someone get me the powder that makes you say Skitarii
vagrant fox
It's an Eldar Corsair servo skull
rocky gale
I wish
heady rivet
Nictanova do anything but doing my commissions moment
That artwork is months old 
radiant lance
Servo skull in the teaser, clearly it's Sisters of Battles they use Servo Skulls
Hadron finally looked to us for a replacement servo skull
That is the announcement
The game is officially cancelled since the main character is now a servo skull
storm jungle
That artwork is months old <:alwayrember:1187568552631357542>
he takes multiple months to do the most basic comm
LOL
its one of the reasons I like him, you pay him 100 bucks then forget he exists
heady rivet
It's an Eldar Corsair servo skull
Its actually a fun toy given to the Ork freeboota
jade holly
its one of the reasons I like him, you pay him 100 bucks then forget he exists
Is the quality always good tho?
storm jungle
Is the quality always good tho?
Yea but way too long to be worth it sometimes
languid meadow
pick up da pen
rancid cove
Why doesn't Luthor inject kryptonite in his penis and...
Fuck, being autistic damns me so much
I can go months normally but the moment I see a character I like, it turns into my entire personality for the remaining of my hyper-interest
jade holly
Me when chicken nugget
rancid cove
Chibken numget
rocky gale
rancid cove
"Master Huron, do you realize..."
storm jungle
vagrant fox
they hate whimsy
rocky gale
Did they just accidentally reveal new Ork Bikers?
vagrant fox
Maybe more of a teaser
shadow plover
rocky gale
They didn't intend to reveal this trailer so early and are only doing so because the terrain leaked, but forget the unannounced Bikers were in the video
The fools
vagrant fox
I'll believe it
storm jungle
They didn't intend to reveal this trailer so early and are only doing so because...
^
GW releases trailers instantly when a leak is true
likely as a form of damage control, they did the same with angron and the nightbringer
vagrant fox
you hate whimsy as well
storm jungle
Yes
rocky gale
That makes the second time this year a leak has looked so bad we've went "That's obviously fake" only for GW to then confirm it
daring creek
arctic talon
That makes the second time this year a leak has looked so bad we've went "That's...
Ngl what about this leak looked bad
It’s about what I expected for pre painted terrain
daring creek
Things like the "We Stand Tall" Scientology Music video is what made me so cynical. The music is..."warming" to say the least. I don't think I'll ever be able to shake the feeling of a deep, evil behind religious movements. It just feels inherently problematic to me at times. I mean i'm not staunchly anti religious. It's that things like "Christ is king" causes me to have such a reflexive ick.
People say christianity is important because it teaches you to be a good person then you look into the history and its just
It's so fucking ironic.
opaque coyote
I swear to god it has to be the most crooked religion
Scientology is both funny and deeply sad
daring creek
And yes I understand scientologists aren't christian infact I don't think I even heard a single mention of Jesus throughout the documentary.
opaque coyote
It's also why it's the most parodied cult out there
Dead Space literally had Unitology basically be a parody of Scientology
And only said otherwise to prevent being sued
Down to the backstories
vagrant fox
every day the yankee invents new heresies that would boggle the mind of the puritanicals
opaque coyote
All of this because a Scifi Author
Just
Really wanted money
Cults in general are dark
Although funnily enough not all of them
Very rarely this is the case though
It's also worth noting that many famous religions and gods came from Cults
daring creek
Scientology is both funny and deeply sad
There's one part of the documentary that hits me SO hard.
Jews, Muslims and christians can explain the core components of their religion in like 2 to 3 minutes tops. Scientologists? They need to get thousands of dollars deep in before they learn that earth is just a massive prison and we all have ghosts on our bodies from frozen corpses of humans from a different earth 75 million years ago being dropped and exploding like atomic bombs on volcanos.
and
you just go
FUCKING WHAT?
opaque coyote
Dionysus for example actually got adapted into the Greek Pantheon from a cult
He was also much more violent in earlier records
daring creek
All of this because a Scifi Author
Exactly
😭
Maybe I should start a cult I could go for the money
opaque coyote
There's one part of the documentary that hits me SO hard.
Jews, Muslims and ch...
Also after South Park basically exposed their entire religious doctrine
I'm not joking
daring creek
I know
lament shoal
A classmate of mine once shared how his friend used to work on the floor in an office building, with each floor pertaining to different companies. The floor below him belonged to scientology, and during late night shifts he could hear people screaming for help from there
opaque coyote
I know
The excuse is that if you hear about Xenu too early. The "soul" inside of your body gets a PTSD attack
And you get pneumonia
dapper gyro
So many repost
opaque coyote
Which is why if you ever try talking about Xenu to a scientology member
daring creek
A classmate of mine once shared how his friend used to work on the floor in an o...
WHY DOES IT ONLY GET WORSE??????
opaque coyote
Which is why if you ever try talking about Xenu to a scientology member
They'll immediately run
daring creek
They'll immediately run
opaque coyote
Because they think they'll immediately get body jacked
rancid cove
A classmate of mine once shared how his friend used to work on the floor in an o...
Man every time I learn more about the world it only makes me more bitter about it
opaque coyote
Which honestly is sad
daring creek
Churches being excempt from taxes has been a fucking disaster holyfuck.
dapper gyro
Im too poor for religion.
opaque coyote
Which honestly is sad
Imagine worrying about hearing common knowledge
daring creek
Man every time I learn more about the world it only makes me more bitter about i...
Nono lynx, religion is good because it teaches people to be good
opaque coyote
Thinking that as soon as you hear it
daring creek
it definitely doesn't KILL AND ABUSE PEOPLE
opaque coyote
You're gonna get possessed
dapper gyro
I can't make any donation to any divinity.
daring creek
opaque coyote
Nono lynx, religion is good because it teaches people to be good
The problem is that it's also true.
Not necessarily teaching people to be good but giving people purpose
opaque coyote
The biggest problem is that
opaque coyote
The biggest problem is that
People don't need religion to ruin others lives
Like a Trojan horse
It's also worth noting that not all cults are religious
In fact, a lot of horrible cults start off as self-help ones
daring creek
I think Scientology started as that
Well
in its proto stages
before ron ran away
opaque coyote
I think Scientology started as that
Also to get to the darkest one
Jonestown
Famous as a cult but the true depths of the fucking horror is
dapper gyro
It is so funny that the current Catholic Church is more reasonable than many of the modern "religious".
opaque coyote
Not well known
Honestly
I would not recommend researching it
There's audio of the Jonestown Massacre
Out on youtube
I listened to it
...
I never want to ever again
dapper gyro
Kool aid one?
daring creek
I just don't think religion should even be considered in a government system because why should we ever?
It's just some fantasy stuff I sound like a reddit atheist but I'm not wrong yeah?
opaque coyote
Children begging their parents not to kill them
Sobbing and crying
daring creek
I only saw the photo
opaque coyote
Sorry you ever heard that my god.
It's fucked to say the least
The worst part is that there were those that didn't want to obviously
But they were forced
By others
dapper gyro
I just don't think religion should even be considered in a government system bec...
It is kind of like where I live.
opaque coyote
It's funny that the phrase
"Drinking the Kool-Aid"
Outlived the memory of that horrible event
Despite being birthed from it
But the funniest part?
It was before Kool Aid as a brand existed
dapper gyro
Like, if the church try to flex their power again, people would burn them down all over again.
daring creek
I hate the saying "Christ is King"
opaque coyote
I hate the saying "Christ is King"
It's referring to God tbf
One of Yahweh's title is King of Kings
dapper gyro
King of kings, lord of lords.
opaque coyote
Therefore Christ is King
daring creek
It's referring to God tbf
I ususally take it as a sign of homophobia ngl
opaque coyote
He isn't just a King
dapper gyro
Sound entitled as hell.
daring creek
Either Homophobia or a deluded racist.
or both
opaque coyote
Honestly the funniest part is that a majority of evangelical mega churches and shit?
Outright Heresy
The only time Jesus actually became fucking angry
And started assaulting a man
daring creek
lmfao
dapper gyro
The entity they called "god" should be formless. But their myth wants it to be human.
opaque coyote
And started assaulting a man
Was when another person tried to use God as a way to money
dapper gyro
Hence Jesus, the idol of their "god".
hallow saddle
good thing yall mfs are talking about something unrelated cause im avoiding a huge dunking in chat for betting that terrain was fake
opaque coyote
It's funny because
Islam is an iteration of Christianity which is an iteration of Judaism
vagrant fox
good thing yall mfs are talking about something unrelated cause im avoiding a hu...
You can be dunked on if you want
timid pasture
Who are the red corsairs?
dapper gyro
Most of the middle east monotheism religion.
opaque coyote
Christianity thinks it's a more complete form of Judaism and Islam thinks it's a more complete form of Christianity
dapper gyro
Christianity is also a middle east religion.
storm jungle
Who are the red corsairs?
Pirate chaos marines, otherwise loaded subject, read the lexi if you want a better summary of it
dapper gyro
Ha, too slow.
opaque coyote
The guy who played the alien hybrid in Romulus is in the backrooms movie
...
Honestly the dude actually kinda looks a bit more freaky than the offspring
I'm sorry
I'm sure he's a decent person
But honestly he was built to act in a horror movie Jesus christ
dapper gyro
I feel like he could break if I hold his hand too tight.
opaque coyote
Also make up process
dapper gyro
Look even lighter than me...
daring creek
That can't be healthy.
opaque coyote
I feel like he could break if I hold his hand too tight.
He was a basketball player
So he'd probably break yours
daring creek
Whats his name
opaque coyote
robert bobroczkyi
opaque coyote
Being that tall? Yeah it isnt
Yeah as a side note
Being that tall must suck ass
rancid cove
Yeah as a side note
Being that tall must suck ass
Lot of weight issues, aching and pain in the articulations n shit like that
Being that tall isnt healthy
opaque coyote
Again he probably is stronger than most of this server. It's just due to his height he looks lanky as fuck
opaque coyote
Being that tall isnt healthy
Yeah I remember one of the tallest men literally died cause blood couldn't circulate well
rancid cove
Again he probably is stronger than most of this server. It's just due to his hei...
He is
Normally people born with his condition are extremely prone to illness and injuries
Being a basket player means he gets to exercise a lot and makes him much much resilient than like, everyone in here
Their training is no joke
dapper gyro
Hmm
opaque coyote
He is
Normally people born with his condition are extremely prone to illness an...
Basically
Mf is what girls who are like
"Under 6 Ft DNI"
Want
daring creek
In fact, a lot of horrible cults start off as self-help ones
That reminds me of how often christianity is sold as self help. Scientology sells its self as the same thing. Of course done differently but still.
opaque coyote
Lot of weight issues, aching and pain in the articulations n shit like that
Robert Pershing Wadlow died due to an infection because his brace irritated his ankle
opaque coyote
That reminds me of how often christianity is sold as self help. Scientology sell...
Religion is made as comfort.
An answer to the many things we still don't know.
daring creek
I watch a Athiest channel that goes over christian grifters n what not...I see it a lot in scientology.
daring creek
Religion is made as comfort.
An answer to the many things we still don't know.
Is the comfort healthy is the question
opaque coyote
It depends™
daring creek
Yeah.
rancid cove
Religion is made as comfort.
An answer to the many things we still don't know.
This is why we should 100% follow the Imperial Truth
Noting could go wrong!
daring creek
There are plenty of religious people that are like
Of course there are
opaque coyote
But the wack jobs are loud and numerous enough that they basically ruined any rep
daring creek
It just becomes more sus the more you look in
arctic talon
Rmemeber
if someone says they're 6'0 but you know for a fact you're not, and you're taller
its your destiny to fucking annihilate them and make them embarassed over lying about height
opaque coyote
Church being tax exempt is also usually for things like
Charities and helping people btw
At least on paper
dapper gyro
What if they were 6'0, but I turned them shorter through some means?
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
Does that count?
rancid cove
its your destiny to fucking annihilate them and make them embarassed over lying ...
I say i'm 6'0 despite some days waking up 1-2cm smaller
Its funky
I thought "on a good day I'm 6'0" thing was a joke but it legit happens to me a lot
arctic talon
I say i'm 6'0 despite some days waking up 1-2cm smaller
More so if they’re severely shorter lol
People lying about height are so weird
vagrant fox
My passport says I'm a good bit taller than I actually am so I'm technically never lying when I make my brother feel short
rancid cove
I remember lying on accident about my height because I just have bad height perception
So i just didnt know how tall i actually was
arctic talon
My passport says I'm a good bit taller than I actually am so I'm technically nev...
lol
dapper gyro
I'm 1m70. The average of average (which is considered short...)
quiet orchid
why u guys are talking about height?
queen laurel
why u guys are talking about height?
Why not
spare osprey
dapper gyro
We can also talk about other measurements.
steel ingot
length of my toes
daring creek
queen laurel
DONT USE THAT AFTER I SAY THIS
What did you expect when you mentioned toes
steel ingot
shouldnt of done it
queen laurel
That sentence attracts freakazoids like battle attracts orks
steel ingot
stepped right on a fully visible land mine
rocky gale
stepped right on a fully visible land mine
What did you step on it with?
vagrant fox
his wiggly little piggies, naturally
steel ingot
we're gonna send you to the soul grinder
dapper gyro
To be fair, I laid a mine field for anyone to continue.
steel ingot
GET RID OF THAT
vagrant fox
I think having a foot fetish should be a jailable offense
opaque coyote
People lying about height are so weird
I am 9 foot
rancid cove
https://klipy.com/gifs/margot-robbie-feet--k01KRHFAC36X1KV0BY70SYBFNQ1
@storm jungle can you please strike this individual down
queen laurel
https://klipy.com/gifs/margot-robbie-feet--k01KRHFAC36X1KV0BY70SYBFNQ1
Larmoth I'm banning you for arcane maddie privileges for 5 months this time
dapper gyro
Then why the US people keep using feet and food as their units?
It is rotten from the core.
queen laurel
Then why the US people keep using feet and food as their units?
What 5 million French fries an hour?
opaque coyote
Then why the US people keep using feet and food as their units?
Don't blame us fully
The British did it first
steel ingot
https://klipy.com/gifs/diplomatic-immunity-lethal-weapon-1--k01KRHFTCA4QWA8MTVWF...
i think you forget how this scene ends
dapper gyro
They kind of switched. You people still use it.
opaque coyote
They did it for longer though smh
rocky gale
i think you forget how this scene ends
We all must play our part
opaque coyote
queen laurel
Feet are good
As a cannibal that's a lie
dapper gyro
They are open for the light. You keep covering your head with feet.
daring creek
ok
Im getting
some strong Outlast trials vibes from the last 30 minutes of this doc
daring creek
Mf these are real people are being tortured 😭
steel ingot
WELL
steel ingot
i didnt know what you were talking about
daring creek
its fine
wary fulcrum
steel ingot
oh
im familiar yeah
david miscavige definitely murdered his wife
and runs a slavery cult that needs to be dismantled
daring creek
funnily enough I just got to the allegations where Mike miscaviage abused his wife
steel ingot
his wife hasnt been seen by anyone in over 10 years
opaque coyote
steel ingot
YOU BETTER OF DESALTED IT
If this is snail torture im gonna have you put in the penal legion
vagrant fox
https://youtu.be/UoYMK1olf4s?si=seH-fzEE-9aHcmn0
post isopods eating stuff channel
daring creek
You saw it here..all 4 of them simutanously said no...definitely without an invisible gun stuck to their head
opaque coyote
YOU BETTER OF DESALTED IT
According to the guy who posted the original video.
Yeah the Cracker was salted. But Snails can actually eat salt and it turned away when there was too much
steel ingot
okay
daring creek
steel ingot
im the kinda person who picks snails up off the concrete and puts them in the grass
steel ingot
i know how to handle a snail im not a monster
daring creek
daring creek
I like to imagine the creator is like 45 years old and doesnt have a single clue why people want doom music over these videos
sacred ginkgo
The sin of gluttony
I cannot see words normally anymore
My brainworm is fucking me up constantly
daring creek
What did you see
queen laurel
My brainworm is fucking me up constantly
Why do you let the brainworm feed on your brain matter
Last I checked they are considered a parasite now
sacred ginkgo
What did you see
daring creek
leaf?
steel ingot
project moon player spotted sending you to the city
sacred ginkgo
We're everywhere
Also that'd be like almost ok cause if I made money I could just have full transformative surgery done in an afternoon
Disregarding the fact I would probably just die
steel ingot
outer wave
The gnome factory.
steel ingot
Whever the fuck they who were dante before dante was going in that damn forest
daring creek
the forest to be mauled by ants
queen laurel
The gnome factory.
Also known as the place where berk and cacti came from
sacred ginkgo
I still think it would be fucking hilarious if Dante was Angela
outer wave
Also known as the place where berk and cacti came from
Im taller than a gnome though...... bro.....
sacred ginkgo
But I haven't beat ruina so I have no idea if thats even plausible
steel ingot
dante actually being roland is my huge lotto bets for this evening
outer wave
Isnt there a character in LoR that is also named Dante?
sacred ginkgo
Aren't they just some random
steel ingot
never played lor cause kim jihoon genuinely upsets me
arctic talon
Isnt there a character in LoR that is also named Dante?
Yes but they’re some random iirc
queen laurel
Isnt there a character in LoR that is also named Dante?
Which Dante you guys talking about the only one I know is the one that makes devils cry
sacred ginkgo
Oh yeah just some Seven random
outer wave
Aren't they just some random
Idk man they brought in some random characters from when they introduced Love Town to the player like Molar Office characters
arctic talon
They’re not even in the story
outer wave
Which Dante you guys talking about the only one I know is the one that makes dev...
Limbus Company's Dante
sacred ginkgo
queen laurel
Ah it's that game from the developers of lobotomy company
queen laurel
Which is an insane name for a game
arctic talon
What if we opened Dante’s head to do maintenance on the clock
vagrant fox
do all dantes need to have weird heads
arctic talon
No
outer wave
Dante has such a kickass design
Then they say things like "Aw shuckaroonies!"
outer wave
First yeah
sacred ginkgo
Oh I've only seen 2 and 3
outer wave
I think also Faust may have also tampered with the head as well
1 is pretty fun
Its short but its funny
vagrant fox
No
It occured to me afterwards that there's more than two or three characters named Dante
sacred ginkgo
I still love the abject terror that is described when Dante sees ryoshu with the fucking Hong Lu smile
outer wave
I think in 2 they also attempt to fix their head up again?
Also Faust seems to know more about Dante's head than Dante themselves
sacred ginkgo
Dante knows literally nothing about their head
outer wave
Yeah
arctic talon
Dante’s head is empty clearly
wintry scarab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Femff9VzzVA If the skulls reveal for darktide turns out to be just yet another class, ima be so mad. It feels like darktide is literally just going to devolve into the only content being new classes.
outer wave
But like even Faust knows there's a self destuct button on the back of the clock
So it makes me think shes at least tampered with their head if not straight up made it
arctic talon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Femff9VzzVA If the skulls reveal for darktide tu...
We literally just got expeditions 💀
I also want more normal maps
But to say it’s just classes is kind of disingenuous
wintry scarab
its exaggeratory sure, but you cannot deny that classes have been the main selling point for the last year. And from interviews, it seems they will be the foreseeable selling point asw ell.
sacred ginkgo
So it makes me think shes at least tampered with their head if not straight up m...
She was likely involved
So was Dias
outer wave
Dunno Dias just yet
sacred ginkgo
Read Distortion Detective
vagrant fox
I do hope they chill with adding classes after this a bit, I do want more maps