#40k-lore-chat
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i used to love overwatch back in 2017, ive never gone from the degree of liking a game so much to despising it as i did with overwatch
Knows nothing about faction
Says "they suck"
Another zoomer for the frontlines
Or it is worth it
š„±
Your choice
it isnt
Deadlock is fun
Tau experience for like a decade lol
Iāve submitted myself to the MOBA torment nexus
No demon detachment for new we is lame
The only reason I play league is because I like the characters atp
lol
Deadlock is fun for both
I enjoy how MOBAs play
As someone who played Smite from 2016 to 2020(?), I almost gave up on League after five matches lmao
Tbh
League got too many goddamn characters
Smite has shit macro lol
Start killing people
My friend had to beg and plead me to keep suffering and eventually it was fun
They wonāt
Smite is fun for a bit then feels flat

Smite has the floatiest movement I've ever played a game with ngl
smite, more like...smut.
You and the ground feel like you don't interact at all
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It is very sad
Flashback to the bebop wave abuse
I want to like DL but I just do not play mobas now
A strange amount of things count as leaps btw
Where he could make waves not spawn
I know this because I was a godly Awilix main back in my prime
Not that I mind that much
Mained ares tbh
The medic trooper change is still so funny
I hate your guts but respect your right to exist
theres a god named awilix??
That you gotta kill the enemy one to heal
Huge counter to Awilix
Rather then just get healed by yours
Laning in top lane in league is like taking a school class while Laning in deadlock is just a fist fight behind an arbys
Laning in deadlock is like
So chaotic and fast compared to league and dota lol
Which is the point I guess lol
Feels better for a lot of characters some not so mucb
Lmfao I just thought he looked cool
They make DOTA turrets look intelligent and dangerous
Which is saying a lot
Because those things are fucking stupid and weak
Walkers are okay only if you play doorman early
Me when I turn off a turret for a free three seconds' worth of tower diving
Walkers literally get melted in like 10 seconds
Deadlock turrets might as well not exist past level like 2
Parrying turrets is so fucking dumb
Literally why is this allowed lol
Thereās 0 risk
Makes street brawl ass as well
Yeah
Pov you lane against McGinnis and your whole lane is gone by the 3 minute mark cause you made a singular misplay
Like Iād get it if guardians were like
Only any risk at all if you have some insane cc on your side like Abrams dash
Street brawl also needs forced random heroes imo
Not the fucking first and last lines of defense
But they are
Theyāre literally both the first and last line of defense
Thank fuck icefrog didnāt make shrines like barracks in DOTA
I would actually kill myself if minions stopped spawning after you lose a shrine
40k fans when its about reading Black Library novels and codexes instead of only watching youtube shorts and scrolling TikTok edits
Two towers, one base entrance, ten dives successful, 28 damage dealt
They should buff the base guardians more
lol
Like I get they donāt want the game to stalemate but holy shit they do nothing lol
Theyāre not even worth playing around
Unironically having to not participate in a teamfight because six minions is a major threat to base guardians' health is so fucking stupid LMAO
Not minions escorted by a hero
6 minions
Me when the glorious base endangering wave(a push of 2 medic minions and 3 gun minions) stops me from engaging in a Teamfight
You mean the little shits or the giants
The 2 right outside the base in each lane
Aren't the little shits good for just xp?
Oh
Its a deterrent..I guess lmao
Theyāre supposed to be your ālast line of defenseā aside from the patron
Which is like
cmon
I do think the repeated buffs to the patrons are extremely funny
Because watching someone get obliterated by the evil statue of liberties death laser is very funny
My biggest issue w Deadlock is picking the right upgrades to do a lot of damage I think
Yeah lmfao
Alr
ask me questions about dl im numero 1 euw
Is Ivy fun again yet
If you're not a spirit slopper
can you increase my warframe mr by a bit
ivy is still s tier support, but u cant build gun
u will build something like echo shard stomp and kudzu
I miss chudzu ivy
I still don't understand the choice for them to do this
Limiting build variety is lame and devs who do it should feel bad
Especially in a MOBA
This is normal for MOBAs tbf
We know when skulls is?
I like playing her :(
Have you seen Atlasās aspect?
Bro fucking plays bowling and youāre the pins
smite 2 feels better but it's smite 2
there's a bunch that pisses me off
or just turn me away
like 2 weeks or so iirc
no official statement yet but we are close
last years was may 22nd
hive mutant class soon
Well it'd make sense for a character with a clearly defined direction they're meant to go from the start
Like building Vayne AP makes no sense (at least that I can recall) but Ivy had things that incentivized her to be a self-sufficient and diverse character
supports are more oriented towards abilities
so it's understandable
stop typing chud you're in a game
Dilara who violated nda was later found with her arms and legs snapped
Missus was also found murdered in her bathroom
Only valid reaction to Legion scoom trying to "forgive" you at the Tops btw
Skibidi death š
I let vulpes live because he looks like a sad wet dog
honestly more embarrassing for him to the last one alive in the legion
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I wonder if washing dogs when young makes them not scared of water
But it's probably the sound of water that matters
Going out Elvis style is pretty cool
the only time I've seen a dog scared of anything relating to water was a storm
I watch dog grooming videos

They're sometimes spooked
Some dog are just inatelly liking water while other aren't
Cousin had a couple of water dogs which would honestly try to wrangle in the shower if you didn't lock the door
I still feel like she had plenty of potential to be a well balanced character with options to choose from
She's good but only in the corniest way possible
friendly reminder
james mangold's logan is an excellent 10/10 film and everyone should watch it
Always was.
i just thought people forgot, il remind every few months
That's accurate, the movie would have been a great send-off for Wolverine/Jackman
"would have been" š
there are no conditions with logan irrespective of whats happening around it
its just a peak film
enough said
Jackman did portray Wolverine in 1 movie since 
Like some cats! :3
No, I haven't played smite in probably 6 years or more atp
Especially consistently
Gang when are 90s/00s boybands coming back in force
Ty
Why did the Badab War happen?
Why did Nolan do this? Is he gay?
Huron didnt want to pay tithes to the imperium cause he wanted resources to set up a real powerful system to defend from enemies so the inquisition got mad at them
his robot ass
He just appreciate a good ass
So did Cecil replicate his nice ass or did he develop the ass on purpose
Taxes and paranoia (that the Imperium was trying to weaken the Badab worlds)
Bro was purchasing way too much guns for his budget
"So the moral of the story is that taxes is theft and you have the right to defend yourself!"

Rapist impressed
Because the Administratum, Inquisition and Fire Hawks are dickheads
Basically, 4 chapters managed to get a hold of the Maelstrom, the Administratum pulled the 4th chapter and the other 3 got blitzed
Huron pulled an ancient law out which said under these very specific circumstances he didnāt have to pay the tithe.
This shit went to court, there was a small civil servant civil war on Terra (the Badab Schism) over who was right.
Legally Huron won, so the Administratum, Inquisition and Fire Hawks conspired to make fools of themselves and get back at him.
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF ORDER, DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF SIGMAR
Alright you've convinced me, death to all skaven
cogforts aren't cool
Can a human make Wraithbone?
Fabius had some noise Marines sing wraithbone into his ship
But only kinda
They could shape and grow it
But they couldn't create it
They could shape and grow the clay but they couldn't will it into existence
Make? No, have it grow yes
Like Eldar can
Dark Eldar can't make Wraithbone also
But they can actually make it into weapons and stuff
It's also worth noting that Bile's wraithbone was different
wraithbone paint my beloved
Had a different more evil will
Although whether a person can be trained.
I mean there's technically nothing saying they can't
But the issue is that it takes centuries to train an Eldar into being a bonesinger
And even the Emperor couldn't figure it out
Which is why he had to hijack a webway
My store still had a mini of the month
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVrYmYUjAjl/ my fyp is just this now
What is happening
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I wish Stellaris fixed slavery to let you enslave your own species
Reminded me of this lmfao. It wasnāt even people outside of Korea, it was purely their own people being enslaved
Unironically 50% of my old empires. But they NERFED slaver guilds HARD
It's a bit weird how trans-racial slavery is seen as especially evil in modern era, when people just kind of take intra-racial slavery being a thing of the past as granted.
a lot of intra-racial or intra-societal slavery wasn't like chattel slavery
still bad of course but most of the time not on the same level
the one example I can think of that being almost on the same level is like uhhh
spartan slavery
As far as the Spartans were concerned, they werent the same though
They always saw themselves as foreign invaders 
of course that's why it was so bad, a lot of intra-societal stuff was mainly like
debt slavery
or stuff like that and not racial superiority stuff which occured way more later or more in certain areas
I feel like what you're saying probably makes perfect sense
but Im too tired to actually read it
I just kinda skimmed without doing the logical connections
the history of slavery is honestly just super painful on the basis
there's so many variations
and it's also in the realm of ranking evils
even within the same societies there was different variations
it's wild
well
Ive actually been enjoying the history of piracy a lot
especially with it being a massive fuck you to the british monarchy by its sailors
and nassau being an experimental independant nation and all that
of course, most of the pirates were dumbasses who just drank and spent all their money
but they really didnt wanna be sailors for the crown anymore
and then theres the whole thing with slave ships
and maroons
Is vulkan an actual name?
anything can be a name
all words and names are made up
Yeah bro anythin can be a name that came free with having a standard language
Vulcan (Latin: Vulcanus, in archaically retained spelling also Volcanus, both pronounced [wŹÉ«ĖkaĖnŹs]) is the god of fire including the fire of volcanoes, deserts, metalworking and the forge in ancient Roman religion and myth. He is often depicted with a blacksmith's hammer. The Vulcanalia was the annual festival held August 23 in his honor...
His name derived from Vulcan, the Roman god of fire, volcanoes, and blacksmithing
I have a better source
A word is a basic element of language that carries meaning, can be used on its own, and is uninterruptible. Despite the fact that language speakers often have an intuitive grasp of what a word is, there is no consensus among linguists on its definition and numerous attempts to find specific criteria of the concept remain controversial. Different...
what the fuck is that url
much better
"Did you know that the tau-"

Shoutout to Season of the Witch
Alpharius the type of guy
LMAO
I am proud to announce that my room is officially completely cleaned

I can now finally set up a paint station to begin the step in my foray of Warhammer
I have a suggestion
Yes.

Iām all ears
is it not touching necromunda
No.
is it a suggestion that their next GW game should be an open world munda?
I will not allow it
when you lowk typing words n shit
Saying shit recreationally is great
I know the girlies don't care about Warframe but talking to Roathe makes me think the Orokin should have been allowed to rule the sol system for perpetuity
Transphobes must have such a hard time we don't even have good slurs
aren't there a bunch
And like all of the ones i've heard suck
so where did the tyranids come from
because from what i've seen they arent native to the galaxy
Ohhh shit
Outsideā¢
During the heresy they set off some massive psychic pulse doing something or other and the nids went "wow something's alive in there, let's go eat it"
But Space Is Big⢠so it took a minute to get here
And every Hive Fleet has entered the galaxy from a different direction
Including below the galactic plane 
Although there is some evidence a Hive Fleet was fought in the Great Crusade because time shenanigans
i didnt know about the dif directions thing
i thought the old galactic diagram was like one big arrow that splits into 3 dif arrows across the main sectors
Yeah there it is
o
i remember those arrows looking way simpler
brain simplifies vague imagery you dont remember well i guess
Big critters of the mythological variety
theyre named after mythological beasts
that are designated by the imperium
In Norse mythology, Jƶrmungandr (Old Norse: JĒ«rmungandr, lit.ā'the Vast 'gand'', see Etymology), also known as the Midgard Serpent or World Serpent (Old Norse: Miưgarưsormr, "worm of Midgard"), is an unfathomably large and monstrous sea serpent or worm who dwells in the world sea, encircling the Earth (Midgard) and biting his own tail, an ...
was about to say do the ones in Jormungandr look like big snakes
i think its funny that the hive forms have like really stupid names
and then you look why and its "the imperium named them with their scientific accuracy focused naming conventions of high gothic āļøš¤ "
like oohhh makes sense
Hive Fleet Apophis goes hard
I did a lil digging around, and it seemed interesting, the naming sense about the hive fleets
The forbidden Asuryani avenue in Path of the Artisan. Path of the Podcaster.
What wargear should I run on my 10 Legionaries?
Does anyone know what caliber imperator titans use for their big guns?
"The fuck-all caliber"
I think its not ever mentioned by GW
The measurement would be either insanely small for the canon size of a titan or too big
Because GW sucks at consistent numbers
I think its best they don't.
Why is trump asking Xi ping about iran
The bottom right caption is illegible
It seems that constantly sending 100 trillion dollars to Shitrael isnt a good idea
Maybe in another 50 years people will realise this
who knows!

Depends if they vote for Baal or Moloch next election
it legit feels like some Palpatine tier revelation when you learn and realise literally every post-JFK president has lobbied for [redacted]rael
we've spent about 29 Billion on this war
its been 2 months

2 months? bruh feels like 5 lol
ikr?????
yeah and its still in stalemate-ceasefire'ish
Thats antiseptic
It all started with one man....
Reagan legit is satan tbh
most people think folks are joking when you say this lol
an iCarly reference for Reagan is CRAZY š
Bait used to be believable
Reagan supporter š«µ
Ive never seen Megan and Reagan in the same place
I thought this was a "conspiracy theory joke" thing at first but after seeing some videos I was like
THATS DRAKE AND JOSH š£ļø
What is there to say lmao its just lobbying
yeah then you read history
and like-
as ever
theres no hidden cabal or "conspiracy"
its just... right there
out in the public
lmfao
What is there to say, its just lobbying
I mean it worked perfectly for decades
yeah im just saying its funny
theres no fucking deepstate
its just 1% rich people my guy
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Netanyahu has claimed Israel has a deep state
The funny thing is people have the power to fight back but they got mentally castrated by propaganda and psyops
The CIA won
Its so joever
to be fair you can see its effect here now
if i said "the 1% are controlling the world" people would say im a nutjob lol
thats how conditioned we are, its very funny tbh

The CIA cooked with this one, the effects gonna be felt for more 200 years
"This boutta be our biggest hit ever since we created crack for low income neighborhoods"
didnt the CIA literally invent "conspiracy theorist" or am i misremembering
what has the CIA not invented? Aside from genociding children, that was mossad
Uhhh beats me honestly
Theres people online thinking CIA killed Kirk by hiding a gun in his microphone or something apparently
They think the caliber used on the gun that shot him didnt do enough damage so it makes sense that the microphone was a hidden gun
Yeah sure man
Whatever
if it aint "left wokies" its the CIA i guess
Btw have you all seen the latest spat the US is having with Belgium of all places
I find it funny that the USA population hasn't rised up yet considering firearms are common
"I BET THE SHOOTER WAS BLACK!"
"No, he wasnt"
"Brown...?"
"Nope."
"Well... Trans?"
"Nope."
"Gay...?"
"Nuh uh."
"What?"
"Yeah it was a white conservative teenager"
"Damn it! We'll never know why he killed Kirk!"
https://www.timesofisrael.com/belgium-indicts-3-jewish-mohels-sparking-diplomatic-spat-with-israel-and-us/
TLDR the snipping STOPS
Firearms are to be used on children, not a tyrannical government
The average american school is just a battle royale game
Do NOT look up the concept of Metzitzah B'Peh
Sounds like a lovecraftian name
We were talking about this earlier today
the US populace has been groomed into just being docile sheep
no one will remember shit like the Files in a year, or any of the stuff the Donnie Regime did to the nation.
Other countries are actually investigating and taking up their elite that were named in the list
In US they run free
Lmao
Yeah like even if it isnt much they at least doing SOMETHING
meanwhile the US courts put up someone responsible
I genuinely cannot physically watch those hearings. The accused party members or Donnie's subordinates get questioned and do nothing but DODGE QUESTIONS CONSTANTLY and are never fucking held accountable.
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what the fuck even is the point of this session then lmao
Btw even with the FBI and CIA releasing like 2% of the files (which are mostly redacted), Donald Trump is mentioned more than Jesus in the Bible or Harry Potter throughout all seven books of the saga
They are also still redacting shit they even put out on their own site btw lol
2 months late to deliver just to hand out pitch black pages, amazing
They're becoming like us canadians š
Conservatives especially are annoyingly complacent about the president being a confirmed pedophile and a mocker of christ.
Least we're relatively more educated, though not by much
pedophile "hating" mfs when someone tries to kill a pedophile who happens to be the president of the united states:
We are scared sheeps and libs wouldn't have won if people weren't scared of trump
Considering the political situation back a couple years ago, it was either voting for Liberals or Conservatives, which the latter had no real responses to Trump's call outs
I'm just saying if your desire for kid diddlers to die doesn't extend to you know where, you're kinda fake and weak minded.
1984 warned us of this
It's not like we have good choices 
I hate the gen z section of libraries ngl
In fact I should pay a visit to my local library and see how it is
I mean, Im kinda okay with Carney at the current. I dont like his AI push nor his want to privatize airlines, but I do like how he's been trying to diversify trades.
He's better than Trudeau that's for sure
Oh absolutely
Not that the bar is high
No, but still appreciated
If we had PP, we would've rolled over flat for Trump with red carpet
NDP wasnt an option either since they werent (and kinda arent) strong enough to hold a ton of power
Conservatives are far from Harper's era
We are in this fascinating era of democracy where every mainstream party ignores the most common complaints and desires of the majority of the general public and then are shocked and appalled they dont get unconditional support, and even more shocked when a party that actually addresses one (1) issue that people are begging to be addressed takes off
Almost feels like CEOs or board of directors that are shocked that their controversial ideas arent well received
Sometimes I wonder if top executives are as smart as I imagine them to be
Then again. Who was that guy that worked on the latest Borderlands?
Yeah randy pitchford
He's always been with Gearbox
You get there by having money/connections. Rarely the smarts
^
and just being born into it
I theorize that any smarts you have going into this sort of job goes away as you become more and more detached from the masses
Usually you pay the smart people to be your advisors
Good point
The way he tries to explain it is just
Insane š
No but like the thing is, with how much he's fully into magic I kinda believe him. Like he's still a pervert but I fully believe he was studying that like a magic trick. He LOVES magic
Typical Bethesda coding ;)
#oblivion #elderscrolls #memes #npc
Anyway hope we can keep independent of US shenanigans
Focus on keeping ourselves aloft and functioning rather than become some vassal state
Let's hope things get better š¤
You and me both, buddy
I can't believe they still haven't patch this yet its been over 100 years.
In an ideal society, a politican that answers entirely using slogans would've been dragged out
dispatch memes in this economy
Honestly, I can imagine this is how arguments in the Synod of Mars is like
Just translated into binary
"5.5... trillion servitors made."

Don't forget that they're paid very high salaries with a lifetime pension š
I should ask for dispatch as a late birthday gift from my mom
invisigal my beloved
Tbf it makes sense. Unfortunately nobody would really want to manage people without some kind of compensation
Even those that actually want to do good
But also that means that we should give fucking time limits and regulation
But nope
Go fuck yourself
kill usa
"This seems ridiculous to add into your lore!!!"
GW:
Are you steam
mhm
The South(China) will rise again
should china really be considered "supporting" Iran when they've been buying Oil from Iran since before the war
And then it can go back to fighting itself over which local language is best
China is an āallyā with Iran
(They fucking hate them in reality)
China is an ally because Iran buys their stuff and sells them oil cheap
I read an article saying they were supporting them and it really was more like business as ususal
Itās just business as usual
Well
Worse then usual
They havenāt sold Iran any missiles since the war started
also why does china hate Iran (I'm illiterate)
lol
Complete philosophical disconnect and the Muslim group that China supports the most are considered heretical under Iranās government lol
China is friendliest with the Hui Muslims who are a Muslim group thatās existed in China for a long ass time, and the Hui Muslim donāt like Iran
For a variety of historical reasons
they also donāt like the uhygers but thatās a lot more recent and due to WW2 and the Uhygers deciding it would be a good time to start a rebellion while Japan was invading

Ah.
Now Iām not saying the uhygers were wrong to have an uprising or to try and leave China during that period
But like while Japan was invading is uh
A fucking choice
More like leaving an authoritarian government for a government that is literally exterminating people lol
The Hui had to suppress the Uhyger rebellion which led to a chunk of their territory in north China being invaded and yknow
Japan did the
Imperial Japan thing

of course yeah.
So the Hui are still angry as shit about that
Are they justified in that anger especially now?
No
Especially since the CCP is yknow
Shoving uhygers into re education camps lol
Yikes.
Yeah thats horrible since their culture is really interesting. I'm only now reading the wikipedia on the Hui
Never really thought about chinese islam.
Hui are really cool
They managed to cyrillise mandarin
Which is smth
And put mandarin into the Arabic script too
Oh wow
Hui are, really weird compared to other sects
because that shit went down the Silk Road
And then was almost entirely isolated for hundreds of years lol
So it developed weirdly
40k Lore has no retcons or Lore inconsistencies! Itās all machinations of Tzeentch!!
They have like their own Sufism and whatnot
Thereās also a group of Uhygers in southern China who are more closely tied to the Hui and are in south China due to some weird historical shit and they eat Pork
If youāre getting a headache donāt worry they also give the Hui and other Uhygers a headache because they call themselves Hui, are ethnically Uhygers, eat pork, and most closely follow the type of Islam Uhyger practice while having Han Chinese culture and not Hui or Uhyger culture


You're right I am getting a headache
Islamic and eating pork is a NEW one. I wonder how they interpret the Quran- what's their version of the Quran
The same one as the uhygers
I am in disbelief that dudes have a problem with...
...APV's being implemented.
They just say that their Imamās and scholars have declared Pork halal.
Iām not fucking joking
Like I said theyāre super weird
interesting asf tho
They do practice Islam pretty normally aside from that whole pork thing and some syncretism stuff but thatās universal in Islam in China
Atleast they enjoy yummy pork
Bruh
This is like our local Muslims and drinking (itās dying down but it was a notable thing lol)
Thereās so much weirdness in the world the last thing to get weirded out by is someone violating part of their religion
While preaching the rest of it closely
Like those Muslims getting baptised and declaring themselves more blessed Muslims and then praying to Mother Mary
Shouldnt eating meat period be haram
No just pork
Some jurisprudence includes shellfish
Just pork is haram
Hanafis i think
You do need to kill animals in a certain way for it to be halal
But pigs are the only commonly eaten domesticated animal thatās haram
Nvm i was only reading one of the English translations.
lol
Funnily enough the Huis, Uyghurs and Salars happen to be Hanafi
So no prawns
They deserve to suffer for this linguistic crime against humanity
lol
Bro what

Yugoslavia.
I love being literate in Mandarin - Ma Bufang or smn
Started as pseudo lArabic
Xiaoerjing is a thing of all time lol
Ye
I heard somewhere there was an effort to cyrilise mandarin wholesale but idk how true that is
Either way it didnāt work out
It was supposed to improve literacy allegedly like how latinisation of Vietnamese did
It was to replace wade-Gilles after most of the CCP went āweāre not replacing characters you [REDACTED] Russiansā
Wouldāve been funny though
Would have been extremely funny but Mao got extremely fucking angry over it
lol
Among other people
Xiao'erjing has 31 letters, 4 of which are used to represent vowel sounds. The 31 letters consists of 28 letters borrowed from Arabic, 4 letters borrowed from Persian along with 2 modified letters and 1 extra letter unique to Xiao'erjing.
This is too ghoulish, things would be different if I had the mandate of heaven
Watched half of a scientology documentary and continuing. Those mfs neglected literal infants
Imagine seeing Š³ŃŠ°Š½ŠøŠ³ лаи Гао Š¶Š¾Š½Š³Ńо getting off the airplane yes I know I typed gibberish
These hoes deserve zero sympathy
Too far - Chairman Mao
They had like a Muslim prince in the Qing at one point
Missed opportunity for khilafat of China 
Ffs thereās a door in my uni that says push that you canāt push open the fuck
Atp Iām convinced there is someone who genuinely puts the wrong signs on things at random
owned
Someone closed the toilet on their own prerogative last week and the janitor got really confused
If you want to see the horrors look up the polivanov system for converting japanese into Cyrillic, it's one of the malign evils of the world
funny text I see in crusty shitposts
is that baka mitai
`In English texts, Japanese names are written with the Hepburn system. Attempts may be made to transcribe these as if they were English, rather than following a dedicated Japanese Cyrillization scheme.
A common example of this is attempting to transcribe shi (Polivanov: ŃŠø) as ŃŠø and ji (Polivanov: Гзи) as Гжи. This is inadvisable for use in Russian, because ŃŠø is actually pronounced like ŃŃ in Russian, and Гжи like ГжŃ, thus making the vowel (/ÉØ/) closer to Japanese /u/ than to Japanese /i/. Whereas, ŃŠø would have a correct vowel sound, but be pronounced more like Japanese sshi.`
This is the part that always gets me
I'd be dead within the week if I had to live with this
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Scientology in general needs to burn
also
She probably says you'll have "the worst future imaginable" and it's just being in a boring but well-paying office job.

APVs?
AFV, sorry.
The new Hippogriff.
Saw a fella complaining as how the new vehicles were implemented into lore.
As if 'thing with tires for a space military' needs to be justified like it's so out of the question.
Same vein as femstodes.
why complain
wouldnt say that since femstodes was just outright thinly veiled sexism and culture war non sense.
This is true.
However, the guy directly mentioned the femstodes 'ordeal' in his complaint.
Kinda stopped listening after that.
-# Anyway, heheheh. Cars.
Would you believe me if I told you it gets much worse?
Yes since I'm not done with the documentary yet lmfao
anti woke derangement syndrome is real
They'll never un-woke me, man.
Makes me wonder if I just go full-blown Mexican for my homebrew army.
The Crimson Fists are not nearly enough.
I gotta make a whole Guard Army of Vaqueros.
And they gotta mog on every other chump in the galaxy for being unable to cook.
First ever kitbash right here, a bit crap but still better than I expected
nice
pre corruption Haron?
Also Warhammer needs this as a disclaimer
They are mushy things.
If you don't have texture sensitivity, go for some Salvadorian ones.
Pork, specifically.
-# Now I'm hungry.
hell yeah?
WoD continues to be based
I'm afraid for my secondary peoples now that I'm ACTUALLY learning more about 'em.
Mexico City sounds like Hell.
i would and will argue that most big cities are hell to live in
Los Angeles moment
just any big city in the world really
That one was a given.
But gondolas to get over the destitute lower class streets, on top of the city routinely sinking?
I thank my ma for giving me a decent spawn point.
Y'know it's depressing that despite all the shit I give America
It's still better than like a good chunk of the world
100k or even millions of people living basically on top of each other is not a good place for one's mental health
to say nothing of physical health problems
Like thank fuck I don't live in like
Russia rn
But at the same time holy shit stop ruining this place it's already shit
How about fixing it instead of having it devolve into hell
I will never take for granted the luxury I do have.
My neighborhood is dead quiet, I can enjoy 40k instead of wondering what we can eat for dinner, and I'm in Uni. Helluva thing.
On one hand I know that my life is more privleged than like 95% of the world.
On the other hand shit still sucks.
America is the bottom of the barrel when it comes to 1st world countries, that still puts it fairly ahead of a large part of the world yeah
god I hate that reality lmfao
we really do live in the shit timeline
Which is why it's even more important to improve.
To hopefully one day have no difference in quality
Hopefully
butttt I am holding hope in knowing that we are living in late stage capitalism and that it will end

Infinite growth
moment
Honestly kind of worried my idea is screwing me over
We know it ain't profits
what's the idea
Now I donāt have a 4th heavy weapon for my Havocs
oh tabletop
The kitbash
nah nah trust just gotta invest more into the bubble
I ripped the arms off my legionary but now Iām realizing I prob didnāt need to do that
it'll never pop
abaddon core
God this is turning into a shitshow real fast
like a two decade long joke
Not as bad as my kitbashing foolishness.
I was ready to pay for multiple Auxilia Command Squads for those Lasguns with the revolving-cylinder bits on them.
I have successfully reattached my Legionaryās arms
nurse Abbadon
Huzzah!
I guess I can just give one of my Havocs a normal gun canāt I?
Nvm Iām good
The sprues came with multiple Havoc weapons
Yes
Mf tore the arms off again š„
[Nintendo HQ]
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He sent envelopes containing messages saying that he will "blow you all upā, and that he'd "already planted multiple bombs".
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in other news
nintendo fans being normal
27 year old unemployed man
Japan is just. the king of that stereotype aint they
He really could not have been well
Agent of Bowser
Y'know something that I find funny is that
The original Death in the Family story where Jason Todd dies?
Yeah Batman actually straight up tries to avenge Jason by trying to kill the Joker
Only stopped by Superman because the Joker was the fucking Ambassador for Iran
Batman tried to kill him anyways
Only for the Joker to conveniently fall off a helicopter into the ocean and be presumed dead
It's especially funny to me because writers have done a lot of bullshit to try and justify his No-kill rule for some reason
Also the Joker became the Ambassador after he killed Jason
He literally used a diplomatic incident as a shield because he knew that Batman was legitimately gonna fucking kill him

I kinda like it
Idk why
Probably because it fits the jonkler's natureā¢
Also I just find it funny that the most ass part of the story ironically has compelling characterization for Batman
That being him just going
"I'm gonna fucking kill him."

...
Kinda ruined it later by slitting Jason's throat to save the joker
Yes that actually was a thing
Yes it is complete ass
A chin that could hurt you
one batch two batch
penny and dime
new punisher special sucks

well the last scene is good
He just standing there swaying like he being forced to listen to someone sing the Star Spangled Banner

my friend early into making 40k stuff taught me if you're gonna cure one thing in a geneseed you gotta give them a new equally worse thing
cause thats whats fun
torturing them
that's a good homebrew strat
for example, they have a blood angels successor that has their thirst lessened right but now they literally cant handle sunlight on their skin making them closer to actual vampires
like i said, fun stuff
like 40k is filled with so much wacky shit
there's a chapter that has uncontrollabe bone growths so they use them as blades
Not bingo
looking at these and seeing how many the blood ravens hit
My very very first homebrew chapter had a chapter master dreadnought proxy
i cms in terminator gear is classic enough
plus they get badass power fists or thunder mauls, cooler than being a dead guy in a box who prolly would prefer being dead
He basically had to live like Vader by being inside a "bacta-tank" to help soothe his injuries pain but he could get out to fight
does anyone even LIKE being a dreadnought
the more i read these books the more it seems like insurmountable torture
Some chapters see it as an honor so maybe
its poetic irony it seems for most groups, the ones who are most likely to go into them are also those likely to suffer the most at being seperated into that unreality of being in the sarcophogus
unless you're an iron hands then you're prolly busting crazy style to get into one of those
Tbh
The marine can also just say "if you find me injured do not ever put me in a dreadnought" and they will usually respect that
So if the apothecary finds you all mauled n shit he will put you out of your misery
Unless it was a direct order from someone of command
anyways on the chart i think i only hit 3 spots
i genuinely forgot what founding i put them at, i know it was a age of apostasy reaction but i don remembr
i mean yeah, they inspire everyone around them and are insanely brutal walking tanks even if they waddle like babies
like i think the whole "being a dreadnought its abject torture" is part of the factor in why they're cool
more heavy metal super torture for righteous bullshit, its 40k we love it here
by warhammer standard it's pretty standard
eldar artists always be drawing aspect warriors like they wanna fuck em
which real as fuck
Thats objectively true but bolter always find ways to prevail
me too
(Aka being the main guy faction)
bolter is goofy as shit
Skill issue
avoid that thing as much as possible
its a big brick that fires explosive nonsense
Its the best weapon dont care
inaccurate brick
and it arguably in most situations a space marine finds themselves, not even really that helpful!
the more i learn the more the bolter explodes harmlessly against armor
what if autocannons were like they were in tabletop
Theres diff calibers for different shit
aka bad
idk
the new defiler has like
the best autocannons in the game
reason why it's the current meta and I hate it
also melta rocks
yes
i will stand no melta slander ever
magma cutters go brr
its one of the few weapons that survived the primaris redecoration with some sauce left
but yeah bolter kinda doodoo
and their heavy multimelta variant remains relatively unchanged unlike its heavy weapon brothers that all look boring as shit
get plasma instead
like why did they ditch heavy plasma cannons big widemouth look in favor of "regular plasma gun that is slightly longer"
because primaris are not as tactical as they pretend to be
i will die on this hill, primaris era weapons are so fucking lame looking
primaris armor as well
I hate the ear covers on the helmet
oh the helmet i can agree on
but i think its a loyalty out of the classic angry mouth look of the aquilla
but also so many minis with the tacitus helm look fugly
especially since there are cool tacitus helms
but yeah heavy weapons took the brunt of the desaucing like how you go from this
to this
I remember these walking bombs
they're so COOL
helmet reads atrociously
like i get the intent
of it trying to look more knightly
but enh i dont think it works
beakie is the most knightly looking one imo
iunno heresy era bucket helms
true
my warpsmith has a mk3 helmet and looks like he's from the middle ages
knight looking ass
i wanna like those big wide studded helms but like
i dont wanna look like a carcharodons fan
MKV was cool before Carcharodons were cool
yup
i mean it was the studs are cool
i will still always be an aquilla hardliner
its the space marine armor, always has and always will be
peak performance right here
in other works im making a list of cannibal and cannibal adjacent chapters
its suprisingly longer than i thought
Do Ogryn naturally float on water or sink?
Sink probably
Another wave of Firstborn chuds
are they that dense ?
Yes people who still rant about Firstborn usually are pretty dense
They fly away into high orbit its why they dont wash them
So Ogryn are mostly muscle? Yes?
Yes
I mean animal living things
Was gonna say lmfao
Ogryn on a 1:1 level are stronger than Space Marines
darktide aslo does a great job showing off their gigantism
the body build is very interesting
Something something your mom
Something something
Xbox live
why is everyone replying to me with unclear and unrelated cryptic messages today
Despite being held down by a fucked up dawg suffering from malnutrition
What the dawg doin
gameplay, again
yeah Ogryn are likely like other earth primates and lack enough core body fat to swim, humans are the only primates that can because of said core body fat to muscle ratio
You tellin me ogryn like vice city character? He drown?
most likely
does the spess murins armor allow one to breathe under water ?
scuba suit spess murins vs aquatic nids when
to answer scientifically, likely sink as their bones and muscles are extremely dense, if they were immensely fat to make up for it maybe, but bones and muscle tissue is not very bouyant
speems
but yeah the main thing we know about ogryn physiology is that their bones and muscles are much denser, its like the number one thing said
But authors could "nah fuck it" and make them swim cause fantasy
But realistically?
Drown
i mean if he put up the effort to swim?
maybe
he would just have to really try
after all most humans arent bouyant and sink but we swim anyway
gotta connect with our fish ancestors
https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/1tbuczs/comment/oljqp9d/?context=3 anyone else seen this and who wants to take my bet that this is just a fake leak wind-up
i LOVE plastic
so many people are like durrrr well yeah some other company prints terrain so this is totally real durrrr
i like to eat the scum left behind when i cut the sprues
even though it looks so fake as fuck
i mean when hurons new model got announced people rushed to fake 3d print or ai generate new bullshit
at this point i dont believe it till i see it on a shelf first you know
i melt them down in a jar of acetone and butyl acetate for sprue goo
terrain
dude im just so hyped about being able to go back in a few months and mogg on some people ughhhhh
You should believe it when it actually looks like a model GW would make
idk how anyone thinks those kitbash/AI generated models are ever "real"

this is some chuds painting terrain with airbrush and bit of drybrushing, 5-10 minutes a sprue id literally bet anything on it right now
its more a state of mind you see
and posting it to reddit calling it prepainted and waiting for the morons to glaze the post
i genuinely dont care about leaks or nothing until i see it on a shelf within reach
AI slop
so much cool stuff i would love to have is either unvailable or sold out and i got fed up with it
it looks so shit dude lmaoooo
prepainted with like 5 colours lmaooooo
why would it be painted
maybe he dropped it in a paint bucket?
i dont know
plus why would it be painted and the actual sprues still be solid grey
boggles the mind really
Yea because GW are totally going to prepaint terrain and use OSL, they don't even do OSL for their own adverts and promos
maybe they just forgor.....
someone replying to me
his post history os hidden too. chud
MTG this guy aint
let me dunk on all his previous posts
Yeah man look at this fuckass leak I got from GW
fake terrain generated with AI media
Even if it was real its terrain
Who would fucking care for terrain
Perturabo was my favorite one
chaos primarch leak
literally AI generated terminator loser
everytime somebody uses generative ai it should genuinely take a year or two off your life span
terrain is cool
It already does by multiple factors
TRUTH
why is this dog getting hit by the mgs4 cemetary filters
there is no huge GW hammer logo on the sprue
which is something GW does now
I have all mine cut off in my bit box
dilara parrot alert
Also what's happening here with that corner bit?
look Im just pointing out lynxiee's crippling lack of originality
BRUH
ai stuff sucks i hate that we all have to be armchair image verification experts
the admechs were right man
So odd question, but is the Imperium's cybernetics more or less advanced when compared to Cyberpunk's?
Depends on the planet but deffo more backwards in some aspects.








