40k-lore-chat

[winged jacinth]

Whatever little girl they got to play the computer in re1 has good delivery if i remember right

And that's about it

Worst performance from the woman i can't remember who drives vehicles in movies

[summer mural]

okay i that thing about underworld having better actors back, I totally forgot this man is in re2

[rancid cove]

Movie studios when it comes to making game adaptations:

[winged jacinth]

Fast & furious and a helicopter plane in avatar

[rocky gale]

My favourite running bit in the Resident evil movies is how none of the movies ever follow up on the cliffhanger of the previous movie

[spare osprey]

Sons a' bitches.
That's awful.

[rocky gale]

It's always resolved off screen

[winged jacinth]

I dont know why her name escapes me ive watched a trillion movies with the buff latina who drives vehicles

[rocky gale]

Hot pilot from Avatar

[winged jacinth]

Swype gives you some interesting typos huh

Yeah

The buff latina who drives vehicles like i said

I dunno how that becomes part of your typecasting

[storm jungle]

Michelle Rodriguez

literally "NPC the Actor"

[winged jacinth]

Ah yeah

[storm jungle]

i only know her due to her role as this lmao

[rocky gale]

I knew it was Rodriguez but I kept thinking Olivia but knew it wasn't right

[winged jacinth]

Anyway re1 is among her worst performances

[rocky gale]

Tbf she was probably like 17

[winged jacinth]

Maybe some of the fast and furious movies are worse

[storm jungle]

like i said NPC the Actress

"Dom, are you gonna turn your back on family!"

[winged jacinth]

She looks exactly the same age in every movie not my fault

[summer mural]

I despite the fast and furious movies

[spare osprey]

-# Family.

[summer mural]

i wont watch them even for entertainment

id rather pull my nails out

the memes are great though

[spare osprey]

Doesn't Vin Diesel have some super-loser contract that says he can't lose or die on-screen, too?

[summer mural]

yeah

[hallow plover]

Sometimes the npc cast are better than the main

[summer mural]

I believe he also cracks concrete by stomping his foot

[storm jungle]

Him and the Rock yes

[hallow plover]

That's the rock

[summer mural]

both of them do

[storm jungle]

^

they have massive egos

they had an entire fight on twitter at one point lmao

[summer mural]

because they have 0 talent

[spare osprey]

Long live Danny Trejo.
If I'm the bad guy, I die. Okay?

[hallow plover]

Yikes (fast and furious is still entertaining)

[summer mural]

at leeast the rock was a goated wrestler, but vin diesel is just garbage

[storm jungle]

Any tough actor who lets themselves get their asses kicked is peak imo

See Bautista and Cena as well

[winged jacinth]

I think the most important question in fast & furious is:
Ludacris plays a character, but we here a ludacris song playing at a party
Is he that ludacris's twin?
Do they look nothing alike and just sound the same?
Does ludacris lead a double life?

[summer mural]

dude

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dom-toretto-dominic-toretto-fast-and-furious-vin-diesel-driving-gif-4419561586591894557

[summer mural]

THEY GO TO SPACE

[spare osprey]

John Cena seems like such a sweetheart, dude.

[storm jungle]

trash series

[hallow plover]

Barely

[storm jungle]

I really hope he doesnt turn out to be a bastard lmao

[rancid cove]

If John Cena gets exposed as a bad guy im killing myself

He's on the very very small list of actors I think are genuinely good people

[summer mural]

its not barely

[winged jacinth]

I respect john cena so much for going from wrestling to comedic acting

[storm jungle]

"barely"

[summer mural]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qomc0YuGlAI

[storm jungle]

are you fucking insane

THEY ARE LITERALLY IN SPACE

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[winged jacinth]

The rock or vin will do comedy but they'll still shoot an assault rifle or something

[summer mural]

then they say shit like " yo man, we the first ni**gas in space"

[storm jungle]

its "comedic" but id also say dramatic, his role in Peacemaker is legit amazing

[spare osprey]

What the fuck--

[storm jungle]

prob one of the most tragic goofy characters ive seen lol

[winged jacinth]

Yeah its in contrast to action acting which can also be dramatic but is the way more obvious route for a wrestler

[storm jungle]

then you got Bautista who takes any role and wants to try being different

[rancid cove]

Please God make it that John Cena is actually a good person and never gets outed for being a horrible human being. Its so hard having non-problematic famous people, the list of good celebs only has like 6 people, losing one of them would be devastating

[storm jungle]

PLEASE god 🙏

[winged jacinth]

Cena is, i assume, very smart
Anyone who can learn mandarin as a second language lol

[rancid cove]

Bautista is such a goated actor I love him
He tries always being different and he always nails it too

[summer mural]

the sad part is the first movie actually didnt have any of this crap, it was about an older brother whos a criminal but has a big heart type of deal and a cop infilitrates his gang etc, it was just a clean simple script with racing , now they are working as a blacks ops squad for the us government, going to space, chasing submarines, fighting a CYBORG IDRIS ELBA

[winged jacinth]

Submarines was like 3 movies ago lol

[spare osprey]

He's like a core piece of my childhood.
Had two WWE Dvds and Cena was the coolest to me in both.

[storm jungle]

I think Bautista's now kinda old interview says it best

he very much want sto be a versatile actor and not a "meathead"

[winged jacinth]

F&f jumped the shark using an epic cgi car trick in slow motion

[hallow plover]

Tbh this was the worst movie of the series

[winged jacinth]

John cenas bit in pluribus was so fucking funny

[summer mural]

also lets not forget dom drives a car into an airplane ramp at max speed, cracks concrete by stomping down with his foot, and jumps a car multiple times from one building to another

[rancid cove]

I respect the ones who know they cant act for shit outside their comfort zone

John Cena doesnt fall into that but at least I recognize he really loves comedic acting

Bautista wants to be versatile and the guy knows hes good at it

[hallow plover]

The only worthwhile FF are 1-3,5,9,10

[storm jungle]

All of them are shit

[summer mural]

no

[steel ingot]

no the best movie was the one where john cena hit the go go gadget suicide jump button on his car like it was a speed racer move

[storm jungle]

man yall are fucking hopeless

lol

[winged jacinth]

Tokyo drift

[summer mural]

only the first is good

the rest are crap

[storm jungle]

Yeah also again him accepting playing a character that is inherently pathetic too 😩

[summer mural]

tokyo drift is fine, it doesnt have too much superhero shit, but its so terribly acted

[winged jacinth]

That's the joy of it

And the soundtrack

[summer mural]

the soundtrack for tokyo drift has stood the test of time yes

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fast-and-the-furious-tokyo-drift-lucas-black-sean-boswell-smile-gif-9472678

[summer mural]

tbh, all the movies without vin diesel are better than the ones with him

[winged jacinth]

"Where he get that money? I say dont worry about it."

[jade holly]

Not to mention his weight loss has been phenomenal

[rancid cove]

"Am I supposed to hear you guys still?"

[summer mural]

jason statham is great at providing wholesome action entertainment, way better than the rock and vin diesel

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/peacemaker-justice-gang-s2-season-2-audition-gif-16950579162453109605

[steel ingot]

every time i hear batista talk about his personal life it just makes me wish for the best for him

[storm jungle]

GOD

That scene was so fucking sad lmao

[steel ingot]

and also that he gets to kill vince mcmahon via batista bomb into lava

[rancid cove]

Dude I was laughing my ass off while feeling bad for him, gut punching

[jade holly]

Imagine a Gears of War movie with Terry Crews, John Cena, John Bernthal and Dave Bautista

[storm jungle]

Him coming into the car almost crying to Adebayo 😭

[rose thorn]

Wait, warframe is a good game????

[summer mural]

john bernthal is too good for that squad, the man can do excellent acting

[storm jungle]

extremely relatable ngl

[spare osprey]

If you got the time, I suppose.

[steel ingot]

i know he hasnt really said a lot of bad on him but its cause every wwe wrestler was under nda for years after their contract its really rare for them to talk the real shit about his work without getting sued into obvliion

[jade holly]

I still think before he lost weight Bautista would’ve been the perfect Hugo Strange

[steel ingot]

last time i think it went well for anyone was cm punk

[scenic trout]

it a grindfest game

[rose thorn]

Ah

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-bernthal-wolf-of-wall-street-gif-16197453666646815385

[jade holly]

Honestly I still think he can be

[scenic trout]

It is only good if you are willing to waste time on it

[summer mural]

also i didnt realize for the longest time that marty scorsese gave us jon bernthal lol

[rancid cove]

Its like coming back to your mom after being called into the principles office
You are in SHAMBLES

[storm jungle]

REAL

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/bungus2020-punisher-daredevil-elektra-big-steppin-gif-18369707174535621608

[rancid cove]

Used to love this guy because hes pretty much just being himself on set every role yet it works so fucking well

[summer mural]

dude john bernthal is amazing

[steel ingot]

walkin in like a mortal combat assist

[jade holly]

Dilara won’t notice but ||🪩 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON ||

[rancid cove]

Him passing his hand on his head and going "LET ME TOLL YOU SOMETHING"

[summer mural]

hes an s tier actor

[steel ingot]

bernthal is a great character actor at the one character he plays incredibly well and he's been doing it for 20 years

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-gif-22731535

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-punisher-trial-gif-2731039532118799511

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smiling-blake--k01KRBXYWK7A98149RBRGB7A2FR

[summer mural]

oh that court scene is legendary

I AM THE PUNISHER

[storm jungle]

that court scene is a meme because its so well acted

"I DID IT, BECAUSE I LIKED IT"

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-bernthal-punisher-shane-shanewalsh-thewalkingdead-gif-5293162

[jade holly]

Like another one I know

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-19589260

[steel ingot]

like to be frank he is sorta just playing the same crazy guy he did on TWD for punisher which you know, is fine, its great and works well, but im not above pointing out its the only range he has

[jade holly]

Bruh

[steel ingot]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[jade holly]

Embed fail??

[hallow plover]

Is the Punisher worth the watch?

[summer mural]

you should watch the bear

[hallow plover]

And/Or daredevil

[summer mural]

daredevil is

[spare osprey]

Season 1, I'd say.

[summer mural]

YOU HAVENT SEEN THE FIRST SEASONS OF OG DAREDEVIL? YOUR SO LUCKY

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-tantrum-gif-18758668

There we go

[storm jungle]

Daredevil is FULLY worth a watch, all 3 seasons

Punisher only S1

[summer mural]

also you have to watch daredevil anyway , because thats where his punisher gets introduced

[hallow plover]

[storm jungle]

^

[rancid cove]

Love Bernthal to death, despite every role he plays being the same character again and again he does it so well
Plus he fucking hate naps

[storm jungle]

just be aware every ep is 1 hour long, but its like very good shit

[jade holly]

I got the ending of Born Again S2 spoiled for me by a YouTube video randomly on my recommended page

[summer mural]

daredevil is an amazing show

[storm jungle]

Lmao owned

[hallow plover]

My backlog is growing faster than i'm clearing it

[summer mural]

like even murdock is excellent and him and punisher together later are just peak

[spare osprey]

Punisher S2 just kinda felt out of focus.

[hallow plover]

I need to watch breaking bad first

[rancid cove]

I LOVE HELLS KITCHEN VOTE FOR ME SO I CAN KILL PEOPLE

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-wilson-fisk-fisk-fisk-clapping-clapping-gif-10091145555573430166

[hallow plover]

Imve only seen the first season back then

[summer mural]

punisher is fine, its nowhere near as good as daredevil

[jade holly]

YOU HIT THEM AND THEY GET BACK UP, I HIT THEM AND THEY STAY DOWN 🗣️ 🔥

[storm jungle]

i love how people were going

"How can a mass murdering felon like Kingpin get elected to be the mayor of New York?"

Son....

[spare osprey]

And Billy's make-up team were kinda bleh.

[summer mural]

also I mean daredevil has a lot of good stuff, but man vincent donofrio as kingpin is just absolute CINEMA

[storm jungle]

hes extremely OP

[jade holly]

1. This is New York we’re talking about
2. This is New York
3. Have I mentioned that this is New York?

[storm jungle]

amazing actor

"WHEN I WAS A BOY...."

[summer mural]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA\

[rancid cove]

Turns on CNN for real life news

"Welp, let's say... Life really does imitate art."

[storm jungle]

"new york", you mean America right

[storm jungle]

Born Again S1 literally predicted ICE so lol

[rancid cove]

VANESSA... WHEN I WAS A BOY...

[summer mural]

Vanessa

[summer mural]

his loud whisper

THE WAY HE SAYS IT

" Vanesssa"

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-when-i-was-a-boy-wilson-fisk-when-i-was-a-boy-daredevil-when-i-was-a-boy-when-i-was-a-boy-kingpin-gif-26637716

[storm jungle]

I MADE LOVE TO VANESSA... ON THIS DESK

Okay Mr Fisk we get it

[summer mural]

also you should see the interactions between kingpin punisher and daredevil when all 3 of them are going on at the same time, its excellent

[jade holly]

Vanessa got Kingpinned?

[summer mural]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2M5ObsKw4Y

[spare osprey]

Donofrio is incredible.

[storm jungle]

ye

[summer mural]

also this is from daredevil

[rancid cove]

This role completely ruined him for me
Every time I see him showing up in any other media I go "MR.FISK?!"

[summer mural]

not punisher

daredevil has like 90% of the best punisher clips

[spare osprey]

Okay, the skull appearing on his outfit was kinda corny as fuck.

[rancid cove]

I forgot the movie but its that one where he plays a gang leader with a swastika tattooed on his chest

I got jumpscared when I saw him in there

"Wilson Fisk turned into a nazi?!"

[jade holly]

He’s in the Magnificent Seven too

[summer mural]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK6wCUADyY

peak bernthal

[timid pasture]

My kinda world

[scenic trout]

this will be america in 2027

[solid horizon]

Go my sexless genderless minions, eradicate this loyalist scum from his mortal existence

[rocky gale]

Sexless as in they're gender neutral or are they just virgins?

[viral halo]

I'm reading Tigers in the Mud by Otto Carius right now, and I just found out that Miyazaki adapted it into manga in the 1970s and 80s and cannot stop laughing

shout out the goat miyazaki

[solid horizon]

Neutral

[rancid cove]

Why not both

[wary fulcrum]

I think I need to rewatch DD

[nocturne crest]

There should be loyalist primaris that have bones or skin on them

[arctic talon]

That’s called chaplains for the bones

The executioners primaris also wear skin lol

[nocturne crest]

Interesting.

[arctic talon]

Chaplains always wear some sort of bones on them, there’s also little reliquaries with bone bits.

As for the executioners they like skinning people alive

[nocturne crest]

Oh.

[arctic talon]

They’re a funny chapter, they’re imperial fist sucessors

[nocturne crest]

Maybe Khorne got some of his mojo into Dorn after all.

[opaque coyote]

Alright fuck it I'm bored

List out random 40k characters

I'm gonna use one of those hunger games simulator

See who wins

I want some more obscure ones

I already will add the famous ones like the Emperor, Malcador, Erebus, Valdor, etc.

[solid horizon]

sevastus krannon

[vagrant fox]

put marduk tamaris in and make him die

[celest dome]

Dalia Cythera

[raven stone]

Yrliet

[glossy sonnet]

Doomrider

[nocturne crest]

The Newborn

[summer mural]

Khorne.

[opaque coyote]

Round #1 Day 1

So Vulkan fucking died almost immediately

lore accurate

Round #2 Day 1

[vagrant fox]

accurate Marduk so far

[summer mural]

"perturabo breaks angrons nose for a basket of bread"

[rancid cove]

lore accurate

[summer mural]

the big e camp raiding is the funniest

horus, dahlia, ferrus and angron raid big e's camp while he is out hunting

also laati

laati laati

laaati

[opaque coyote]

yea

[summer mural]

can you uh

can we get rid of the black templar racistus now , a specific nerve in my body triggers everytime I read 😭

[opaque coyote]

fine

[summer mural]

thank you, you're the best

[vagrant fox]

coward

[dapper gyro]

The marines detonated the mine while trying to use it is very lore accurate.

[summer mural]

oh good

i thought you were going to type in something worse

~~ because thats what id do~~

also all the winners are primarchs for gods sake

and the newborn

[opaque coyote]

Round #3 Night 1

[opaque coyote]

nah these are deaths

[vagrant fox]

Marduk still very accurate

[summer mural]

oh

death is good

[opaque coyote]

Round #4 Day 2

[summer mural]

wow the sigilite is just off by himself

questioning his sanity

[opaque coyote]

Additional deaths

[dapper gyro]

Doomrider rolled nat 1 the whole time...

[summer mural]

also magnus killed khan, #nojusticeforKhan

[opaque coyote]

Round #5 Night 2

[summer mural]

mortartion getting his dreams come true, he convinced the Big E to snuggle with him

who even is sevastus

i swear ive heard the name

does he have like a longer name

[opaque coyote]

Round #6 Day 3

Statuses so far

Sevastus died

[summer mural]

itl be the funniest shit if not omegon wins

also sanguinius is dead

where he belongs.

[vagrant fox]

Marduk Tamaris should be dead but the world is unfair

[opaque coyote]

Round #7 Night 3

[summer mural]

Lorgar died from an infection

LOL

[opaque coyote]

accurat-

[summer mural]

well I guess thats true in some metaphorical sense

yes

exactly

[opaque coyote]

also Angron crying himself to sleep

[dapper gyro]

Corax should die alone.

[summer mural]

I think we can bet on whos gonna win

my money which none of you will ever see is on Big E

[dapper gyro]

Money? I will just rob you instead of betting.

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gun-reload-reload-gif-gun-gif-gif-16807457876521490832

[opaque coyote]

Round #8 Day 4

Konrad killing himself

again

accurate

[summer mural]

omg

GO BIG E

IM ROOTING FOR YOU ANATHEMA SKYWALKER

yes, thats his real name

[opaque coyote]

Oh shit

An event happened

[opaque coyote]

Round #9 Day 4. A volcano erupted in the middle of the arena

[summer mural]

well there goes alpharius

hes only buried in ash though, prob faked his death

[opaque coyote]

Round #10 Night 4

[opaque coyote]

Round #11 The Feast.

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

[opaque coyote]

Round #12 Day 5

BIG E IS DOWN I REPEAT BIG E IS DOWN

Just 4 left now

Guilliman has gotten 5 kills jesus

Bro really wants to improve his K/D

[opaque coyote]

Round #13 Night 5. Only 3 left now.

[opaque coyote]

Round #14 Day 6

[opaque coyote]

Round #15 Night 6

[opaque coyote]

Round #16 Day 7.

Horus and Angron are left. Guilliman is down

annndd a Tsunami kills Angron

[dapper gyro]

Ah, Horus, of course. The game is rigged from the start.

[opaque coyote]

Horus won!

[summer mural]

OH SHIT

NOOO

BIG E DIED?

of course horus won

no wonder he was stealing all that water

also sang is dead

[opaque coyote]

you implying that he caused the fucking tsunami

[summer mural]

no but sure

[opaque coyote]

Also placements

[summer mural]

honestly horus angron girlyman and grammaticus in top 4 is plausible

[opaque coyote]

Summary:

The Bloodbath
The Sigillite decapitates Vulkan with a sword.
Magnus catches Not Omegon off guard and kills him.
Not Alpharius severely slices Russ with a sword.

Day 1
John forces Lion to kill The Sigillite or Corvus. He refuses to kill, so John kills him instead.
Ahriman severely injures Perturabo, but puts him out of his misery.
The Newborn accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Night 1
Guilliman sets an explosive off, killing Dorn, Sanguinius, and Yrliet.
Magnus, Mortarion, and Khan start fighting, but Mortarion runs away as Magnus kills Khan.

Day 2
The Sigillite forces Big E to kill Fulgrim or Sevastus. He decides to kill Fulgrim.
Doomrider falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Night 2
Sevastus attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Lorgar dies from an infection.
Marazhai severely injures Magnus, but puts him out of his misery.

Day 4
Konrad cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Arena Event
A volcano erupts at the center of the arena.
Corvus dips his weapon in the lava and kills Marduk with it.
Not Alpharius is buried in ash.
Marazhai is buried in ash.

Night 4
Guilliman spears Ferrus in the abdomen.
Corvus shoots an arrow at Dalia, but misses and kills The Sigillite instead.

The Feast
Guilliman shoots a poisonous blow dart into Dalia's neck, slowly killing her.
Big E accidentally steps on a landmine.
Corvus falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Horus and Angron track down and kill Mortarion.

Day 5
Ahriman cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Night 5
John falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Guilliman bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Arena Event
A tsunami rolls into the the arena.
Angron is swept away.
The winner is Horus from District 10!

[summer mural]

"guilliman spears ferrus in the abdomen"

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-gif-1251875630135871970

also it makes perfect sense that grammaticus fell into a frozen lake

hes probably just frozen

its kinda hard for him to uh..die

[opaque coyote]

Also Guilliman got the most kills

Also if you want to like

Do it yourself:

https://brantsteele.com/hungergames/classic/r.php?c=oubpaopB

[summer mural]

nah

too much reading

Im trying to find something good to read

preferably in comic format atm

recently been binging comics

wait I said too much reading

well

I guess reading a book thing isnt really reading

[storm jungle]

bro we introduced em to Absolute Batman and now they are ADDICTED to crack

[summer mural]

LOL

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

you're actually right

this started with invincible

[rancid cove]

I've have come to realize how insanely fucking hard is to come up with an unique idea in this goddamn hobby

[summer mural]

its like a gateway drug

now im just trying to reach the level of satisfaction I had when I binged through invincible the first time lol

[storm jungle]

Its not

you just have to read, steal and re-invent ideas

[rancid cove]

Hitting them with Absolute Comics is like giving meth to someone who just started using drugs

[summer mural]

still havent read absolute martian manhunter and green lantern

[rancid cove]

START WITH THE HARDEST ONES AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN

[summer mural]

I needed a break after flash

because absolute universe was absolutin too hard

[rancid cove]

"Yo can I copy your homework?"
"Yeah man just dont make it obvious"

[storm jungle]

its how 40k writers do it so why not

[summer mural]

ESPECIALLY WHEN GORILLA GRODD FINDS HIS DADDY AND HIS DADDY TELLS HIM " GROD, YOU VERY SWEET, BUT HUMANS BAD" AND GRODD PONDERS IT

NOOO EVIL GRODD IS HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[storm jungle]

to be fair

Grodd once tried to kill a younger Obama

if only we knew... maybe he could have saved us all

[rancid cove]

@grodd is this true

[storm jungle]

it is

LMAO

Hold on

[rancid cove]

YOU DINDTGET THE JOKE

ITS A MENTION TO GROK DILARA

[storm jungle]

i did but like

[summer mural]

why does obama keep coming up in random way, someone told me the other day they were making a dwarfhold or something called Karak Obama

[storm jungle]

this sounds insane until i post the fact that its real

https://youtu.be/tzPQkm9_tPc

[storm jungle]

hes a very public figure and was extremely charismatic

[heady rivet]

Literally yes. Just steal everything you like and tilt it

[storm jungle]

hes a pop-culture icon still essentially

[summer mural]

well I bet all the haters like him Now

[rancid cove]

I could never come up with a better title than this
yeah man Grodd really did fight Barack Obama

[summer mural]

also obama did have some serious presence

man was stately

refined to a degree

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/Tf00CkzB3oQ

[storm jungle]

nah he was legit charismatic af

[rancid cove]

oh
my
GOD

"Time to make America Grodd again"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-barack-obama-gif-14886332

[storm jungle]

this implies america was ONCE Grodd

😭

[summer mural]

i believe you mean, oh my

gro-

alright thats terrible

although ive heard absolute martian manhunter is like super introspective , so im gonna read that soon at some point

[storm jungle]

god it reminds me of the Justice League TAS episode where Grodd reveals his masterplan ||and its just to turn everyone into gorillas||

[rancid cove]

#GroddForPresident

[storm jungle]

and the Legion of Doom is like

"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID"

[summer mural]

apparently the gorilla kingdom used to be like

super peaceful and loving

[storm jungle]

yeah its a whole thing lmao

Grodd tries to destroy it in the show as well, fucking maniac

[summer mural]

then grodd was born with telekineses and an inclination toward complete tyranny

and mind control

so that did it

[storm jungle]

hes an ally of Yahoo

so no wonder

[summer mural]

im not gonna ask.

but I will.

Yahoo.

Explain.

[languid meadow]

Grodd goes back to try and kill obama

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-grodd-obama-legends-of-tomorrow-gif-22637439

[storm jungle]

Me trying to not offend discord so i dont get banned

[summer mural]

also god

one thing I never liked about flash

I hate his speedster enemies

the eobard thawne zoom reverse flash thing is so exhausting

and then savitar the god of the speed force is in there somewhere

[languid meadow]

Eobard and the uhhh

black flash are the only two speedsters that are interesting

flash's non speedster villains are way more interesting

[storm jungle]

his human villains are the best imo

i love them

[languid meadow]

captain cold and boomerang

[summer mural]

yeah the rogues are cool

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/WkXf6nVKnoE?t=4

this entire scene

is prob a prime example of why i love supervillains

especially "normal" low level ones

lmao

[summer mural]

absolute thawn is still okay, hes not that bad, because hes both a speedster and hes...hulk sized

[languid meadow]

their non killing rule and willingness to help flash do stuff is what makes them so cool

[storm jungle]

Green Goblin ahh

[storm jungle]

also just being blokes

its great

[summer mural]

yeah they chat like vets

[storm jungle]

bro is worried about his morgage

[languid meadow]

it's literally just business with them lol

[summer mural]

well boomerangs a bit of a moron but you know, its captain boomerang

[languid meadow]

keep forgetting there is two boomerangs

boomer Jr is fucking evil evil

[summer mural]

is that digger

[languid meadow]

like feeding people to the zombie version of boomer sr

[summer mural]

digger harkness or something

yeah im pretty sure the son is named digger

[storm jungle]

thats Boomy yea

also what a fucking name

lol

[summer mural]

lol

[languid meadow]

Owen Mercer

in blackest night

[summer mural]

also Im extremely tempted to just read the walking dead

but ive seen the show

and that show went on for so long I feel like I cant read most of it again

so no

[storm jungle]

you can

the comic is pretty good

[summer mural]

yeah thats why im considering it, because ive only heard good things about it

[languid meadow]

also never realized how much random paranormal shit is in the walking dead

[summer mural]

its also a break from all the superhero slop

[languid meadow]

like random ghost moments

[summer mural]

well when I watched the show i didnt know it was adapted from a comic book

so when like very comic booky antagonists started to show up

and characters

like dude with a tiger pet and garbage can wearing hoboes with a new language or something

[languid meadow]

I don't think it was ever advertised as such since back then it was very... no beano with people if they say that outside of super heroes

[summer mural]

but then all the wacky group things started to make sense, because its prob much better in comic book format

[heady rivet]

You should read the Kal Jerico and The Redeemer comics

[summer mural]

ive also got constantine on top of my list

[heady rivet]

CONSTANTINE MENTIONED RAAAAAAH

[summer mural]

someone told me id like that

[storm jungle]

Ironically this is not a bad recommendation

warhammer has some great comics

[heady rivet]

He's real btw

[summer mural]

like

[languid meadow]

Hellblazer is great

[summer mural]

yeah hellblazer

thats the one Im supposed to read

Im going to as well, it sounds right up my alley, at least in description

[summer mural]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[languid meadow]

ah the 90s and 2000s when you could just make shit up like this

[heady rivet]

And Kal Jerico is the coolest guy ever

[heady rivet]

To clarify: I fully believe every single one. When you read Constantine you will also go "Oh shit thats real"

[daring creek]

Never happening

[rancid cove]

RFK brain worms or something

[viral halo]

man I gotta finish BG3

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to Bae'zel

[solid horizon]

right

I think I just got my hatred against tau canon event

got tabled by a minmaxed tau list

I ate the warlord with a heldrake I guess

[outer wave]

@sacred ginkgo She said the thing!!!!!

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't even remember when

It is kinda the company slogan or whatever

[outer wave]

Yeah it is basically

[sacred ginkgo]

Waiting for you to get to the last third so I can yap about how fucking good the nursefather background music for conversations is

[outer wave]

It'll be a bit because of finals this week

I got 3 more to go through

Which stage do you want me to get to so you can yap?

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk

Its just generally the background music for all the nursefathers

It sets the tone so well

[outer wave]

So probably the first Nursefather fight?

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok the combat music is good too but I'm talking about the stuff that plays over their story segments when you're just talking to them

[outer wave]

Ahhhh okay okay

[sacred ginkgo]

The last third is one of the craziest falling actions yet though

Shit just goes down

Things happen

There's like 5 seperate "What the fuck is even happening" moments

[outer wave]

Yeeeesh

Well I'll be updating you and a friend while I go through the story so you'll definitely get your moment to yap

[sacred ginkgo]

What's your best heathcliff id

[outer wave]

For the longest time, it was Crack Office Heath, but Im also raising Big Brother Heathcliff

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok yeah you'll probably be alright

[outer wave]

Pog

Just need a few more levels then uptie him to 4

Issue is that I dont have alot of Middle members

I only got Merusault

[sacred ginkgo]

If you want to see what optimal middle looks like go look up low turn count reflectrial clears vs ricardo

Its like 50% charge by volume

all 5 middle members, and then multicrack faust and reindeer hongle or smth

And charge support ids

I just have meursault, ishmael, and sinclair for my middle goons

I'm probably gonna have to shard heath, but he's also competing with Lucio heath in that respect

[outer wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAVlNHZRXk Im watching this one and yeah I definitely dont have all those IDs, much less egos

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh just ignore egos getting all those is torture

Especially cause half are walp egos

[outer wave]

YEP

[sacred ginkgo]

Zwei rodya is interesting

Haven't seen that

[outer wave]

Yeah not sure why shes there

Im sure its a passive that she has

[sacred ginkgo]

Keeping envy res and spamming Sanguine Desire, plus moving slow

[outer wave]

Mmm I see

[sacred ginkgo]

She is here to spam count and not interrupt resonance

Also, obligatory Red Shoes my beloathed

[outer wave]

Its used in alot of cheese strats I see

[sacred ginkgo]

Reflectrial has a lot of very silly cheese

I've seen Wu Don used to spam Crushing Horns like 3 times in one turn with Ira

And even then Solemn Lament beat her damage with just Butterfly

(because status counts are capped at 30/10, Butterfly Count letting you deal an extra 30 gloom every single attack on top of the 30 sinking makes clears against ||rufo|| much quicker)

It certainly saved my run

Also Funeral For The Dead Butterflies is such a cool abno with such cool gear

(and gregor is kinda hot in the ego)

[outer wave]

I getcha

He's alot cleaner looking and he looks sharp in a suit

[sacred ginkgo]

I think its the hair and the shit eating grin

[rancid cove]

@celest cedar Stupid fucking meme that reminded me of you because you sent this to dilara once

[sacred ginkgo]

What

[jade holly]

I’m exhausted

Had to make 3 sets of 12 pizzas today

for one party

[opaque coyote]

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

[rancid cove]

This image is forever ruined for me

[celest cedar]

say wallahi bro... 😭 🙏

[rancid cove]

gay salami

😭 🙏

[timid pasture]

Least Scary looking chaos Space marine

[rancid cove]

was gonna say he doesnt look scary but then i imagined being actually in front of him id be shitting bricks

[timid pasture]

Whos Commander Farsight and what are the farsight enclaves?

[arctic talon]

With less restrictions though it’s still got the caste system

[tough haven]

Commander farsight was one of the greatest military minds of the T'au empire, fighting off the imperium's damocles crusade (mostly through convenient timing, and a threat against space marine geneseed) and several ork WAAAAGHs! By studying his enemy and understanding not just their tactics but why they do what they do

figured out the "death rite" of space marines and sent groups of stealth suits to hold large numbers of apothecaries hostage by proxy unless they withdraw

[arctic talon]

He’s a tau commander who went rogue and made his own military junta

[tough haven]

Until eventually he saw through the Ethereal caste's tyranny and their lies about the galaxy, and after the ethereals on his expeditionary force for one of the expansions died to daemons, he went off and established his own series of worlds

where the tau and the human auxiliaries with them live without ethereals and rule by council

Thats the basic run down

He's cool

I like him

Highly recommend reading his stuff

[lament shoal]

My finger is sore from hive scumming it too much 😭

Spent too long light attack spamming with the shivs without rest

[radiant lance]

Would karl Marx play t'au?

[fervent geode]

nah he'd play nids

mussolini would love t'au

[lament shoal]

Do you guys think Birmingham has undergone much change since the warhammer timeline started

It probably hasn’t

[arctic talon]

Karl Marx would be too busy writing about all the issues in the world properly and making the most mid solutions and a few atrocious ones

[radiant lance]

What if the Imperium just all got along

[daring creek]

Everything would be okay for once

[arctic talon]

Also regarding this he’s most likely to play GSC but he’d also call it a bourgeoisie hit piece on the idea of a workers uprising to reform a nation

lol

[radiant lance]

Perhaps if the Imperium learns the true enemy are not the xenos and are actually the high lords of terra, they can rebel
Work with the tyranids to overthrow the bourgoisie high lords

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl

I think the high lords are above Bourgeoisie

lol

Tbh Marx’s hatred of the Bourgeois was likely directed towards himself and Engels who funded him a lot lol

Marx by his own definition is petit bourgeois and deserves to be exterminated in some of his more extreme “solutions”

[radiant lance]

Super bourgeois
Perhaps we'll ally with the bourgeois to overthrow the super bourgeois

And then overthrow our previous bourgeois ally

[arctic talon]

The high lords would classify as aristocracy

Going by Marx’s theory lol

[radiant lance]

https://tenor.com/view/execution-gif-24034353

[arctic talon]

Anyways Marx is a weird guy

Very influential and the stuff he wrote was good at identifying issues/future issues

But it feels like he hated himself and the people around him a ton sometimes

[radiant lance]

That's generally how the modern western communist is anyway
But limit their influence to "other communists"

[arctic talon]

All modern communists who aren’t socdem larping or red facists lol

Tbh

Communism is by far the most purity test ridden economic ideology due to how broad it is in reality and how almost all the big philosophers who weren’t peddling red facism never agreed on anything in the end besides the end result lol

[daring creek]

I will lead the communist revolution

[arctic talon]

I’m sure you will

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-emperor-hirohito-japan-gif-2821286674910693517

[arctic talon]

What do you call this ideology

[heady rivet]

Being a straight playa

Except you arent straight

LARPism, really

[shadow plover]

Chudlarp supreme with cheese

[arctic talon]

Bro couldn’t even fucking commit Sepuku right

[heady rivet]

He LARPed being straight, being a Samurai, and LARPed a coup to justify having a badass suicide

[arctic talon]

They failed to cut his head off 3 times

While he was disembowling himself

They only got that shit off on the fourth

Actual goofy ass coup attempt and suicide

I feel like if I put this in a novel I’d be made fun of for being unrealistic

[heady rivet]

Mogged so hard he was swooning

Dazai is my literally me and thats a warning

[arctic talon]

Bruh what

[radiant lance]

Communism is utopian, and utopian end up in one or two problems:
a) The utopian ideal is "achieved" in a very low standard or something very procedural in nature
b) The utopian ideal is unable to deal with diversity of thought and different ideas of what this ideal is

See:
"To each, their needs"
Who sets what these needs are? Can I see I need a goth mommy for my emotional needs?
If not, if we're going to reach a universally agreed level of "need", we're going to be reduced to procedural or very low standards of "basic subsistence"

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically

Very good summary of it tbh

[radiant lance]

Anyway, I am here to make sure everyone knows I need a goth mommy

[arctic talon]

Very cool

Thanks for the info

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-explosion-nuclear-fission-warhead-meme-dog-puppy-gif-17955887116502039290

[heady rivet]

Brazilians are using AI to turn a Brazilian guy who shot 2 women into a femboy

What are the political implications of this event

[opaque coyote]

Low in stats but he has very good hax being able to abuse any female opponent (theoretical ceiling) but he holds back all the time so we never see his true strength

[surreal nest]

We just gotta annihilate Twitter users

[opaque coyote]

Relevant

Agenda posting my beloved

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/finger-wag-no-no-no-gif-27552536

[opaque coyote]

[misty vector]

Lol i saw that too, first calculator that takes time to load

[summer mural]

absolute Abin Sur is an absolute unit

[celest dome]

Is this meant to be read like a manga ?
Cause otherwise he just said "I have finished judging" then right after "Judgement still ongoing"

[summer mural]

doesnt it say gg has been judged

oh you mean that

hes actually judging everyone as an overall activity

and gg is just the first person to be judged

so hes continuing judgement after that

[wary fulcrum]

Judgement could be an activity that is currently ongoing?

[summer mural]

yeah

also he just slices a cop in half

kills them

hes definitely some kinda good guy though?? because after he judges guy, the cops start shooting him, he deflects the bullets , but one of the bullets hits a civilian

so he murders that cop

[heady rivet]

He's so swag its unreal

[summer mural]

is there some green lantern villain called the blackstar

or the blackhand

or the darkstar

something like that

[shadow plover]

Black Adam?

[summer mural]

nah

not that dweeb

[shadow plover]

Seems Black Hand is a character too

[summer mural]

well

Hal Jordan is definitely turning into some kind of villain lol

[dapper gyro]

It happens quite often.

[heady rivet]

Happens to the best of us

[celest dome]

That's fair

[winged silo]

Is it possible for a Biomancy Psyker to extend their natural lifespan with their abilities, and if so, what would be the minimum level required to do so?

[storm jungle]

Thats like one of the rudimentary bits but yea its possible

[copper island]

what are they doing

[rancid cove]

Im pretty sure thats like basic biomancy

[copper island]

why are they BROODING

[rancid cove]

Heinrix in the Rogue Trader game says he's far older than he looks to be

Man might actually be like 100yrs old despite looking 50

[rancid cove]

Gameplay, no lore reason to afaik

[copper island]

oh i know

i just think they look funny

[winged silo]

The great pile.

[copper island]

in a way theyre kinda cute

The Pile

[rancid cove]

Tyranids are indeed cute (some bioforms that is), id have one as a pet if they could live long after being disconnected to the hive mind

Id love having a gaunt or maybe the rippers as a pet
But fuck having a zoanthrope or the biovore

Theyre ugly and annoying

[copper island]

carnifex 😍

[rancid cove]

Too big, imagine the costs of feeding that fuck

[rancid cove]

You have no idea how stressful this mission was for me
Completing this solo on hard made me want to pull my hair off

And the BOTS ARE COMPLETELY USELESS

[storm jungle]

Get vored loser

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/belly-monster-the-thing-gif-3493592

Is there in lore description of chaos legions/warbands training their recruits/young astartes, or do they just throw them into full on battles as soon as theyre fully transformed as full pledged Astartes?

[summer mural]

absolute green lantern is my least fav of the absolutes so far

[rancid cove]

Like, come out of surgery with a black carapace, handed some rusty equipment "Kill or die, lil bro"

[summer mural]

they reinvent the whole color/emotion spectrum completely

its confusing af initially

also slow

In the Absolute Universe title, Absolute Green Lantern, the entire Emotional Spectrum is entirely reinvented, renamed the Spectrum of Light. Instead of being derived from different emotions like most incarnations, the Spectrum only has four colors in this universe, each representing different levels of enlightenment: Black, or Qard, being chaotic actions; Red or Rao, being acting with restraint; Green or Sur, being correct actions, and finally Gold or Aur, being total understanding. Another big change: Wielders of the different "flames" don't use rings to harness their powers, though the protagonist, Sojourner Mullein, has the green light accidentally absorbed into her wedding ring, which gives her the power. There are no Corps in this universe, only two opposing factions: the Oans, a morally-ambiguous group who consider Gold/Aur the highest level of light; and the Weaponers, or Blackstars, a more militaristic and violent group led by Sinestro, who believe enlightenment is useless and that Black/Qard level is the highest and is the embodiment of pure will. While being the antagonists, the Blackstars have more in common with the mainline Green Lantern Corp than the Oans, being an organized intergalactic police force with a focus on will, with many of its ranks being Green Lanterns in the main universe, such as Kilowog and Mogo.

[copper island]

this is what it feels like living in oklahoma

but get rid of all the green vegetation and replace it with giant swathing fields of dead grass and deadsoil

[rancid cove]

This is what feels living in US [any state]

[copper island]

ehhh

oklahoma has this giant killing field for like murderers and rapists and sometimes corrupt "sovereign sheriffs"

tho i guess any southern state has that

[rancid cove]

Any US state does have that, the difference is some are just more well kept than others

[copper island]

true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Police_Department

biggest domestic terrorist organization in the US

[summer mural]

is the nypd especially bad compared to the other pds

[copper island]

oh its awful dude

[rancid cove]

Arbitors Ian "Was the Emperor right" video made me realize how fucked the writers made him to be
He had so much potential

[summer mural]

why specifically them

idk im not american

[copper island]

all the arbitrator personalities in game are, literally, supposed to be archetypes of real life beat cops

which is very cool i think

[rancid cove]

Im talking about the youtuber

Not the darktide character

[storm jungle]

The worst part is Ian seems legit annoyed at hte outcome of how everything points to the Emperor being "correct"

Evne he was like "UGH"

[copper island]

next to oklahoma city, they have one of the worst police brutality records in the US (considering most new york mayors dont bat an eye towards race relations or class disparity)

it's also the biggest city in the US

[summer mural]

wheres the most crime though

[rancid cove]

No I kinda agree with him by the end of it
I think the Emperor being right just makes it a little worse because there was NO avoiding these horrible events from happening

Sure he could've been wrong and just legit a bad human being, but I think the setting making him be forced to be a horrible person feeds more into how helpless everything was

[summer mural]

chicago??

[rancid cove]

Is more fun

[summer mural]

are there cops like...more law abiding

[copper island]

memphis

[copper island]

oh fuck no

cops here will shoot whoever they want to

[summer mural]

rip

[rancid cove]

It makes the Heresy more interesting because he knew it could happen but it got out of his control

To the point he legit didnt know what to do

[copper island]

big day for chuds everywhere

[rancid cove]

This just might be me enjoying too much the "good guy forced to do horrible things for the better" troupe

[sharp pollen]

https://fxtwitter.com/jessmargera/status/2053894272932368498

Jess Margera (@jessmargera)

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

Quoting Headquarters (@HQNewsNow)
︀
RFK Jr. complains that teenagers today don’t have enough sperm

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[copper island]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtmObRra0AAjfph.gif

the nefarious tyranid warrior behind lynxiee

[rancid cove]

LMAO HE OPENED HIS EYES IN THE SAME INSTANT RFK SPOKE OF THAT SHIT

[copper island]

about to kill them

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/luz-noceda-the-owl-house-disney-erm-he's-right-behind-me-isn't-he-gif-9532278673948762469

[copper island]

@rancid cove watch out.............. 🤫

[sharp pollen]

tbh who wouldnt

lets be real

[rancid cove]

Me mf

Imagine waking up because RFK is talking about sperm count

Hell no

[sharp pollen]

bro is sleaping on c*m

[copper island]

fvck my chuddy chud life

[radiant lance]

The issue with female custodes is that it makes it more difficult to return to the original lore of scantily clothed buff oiled men

[summer mural]

good

[rancid cove]

Why would u want to return to that instead of scantily clothed buff oiled women

[summer mural]

i believe that is precisely the point, to make it more difficult to go back to that lore lol

[radiant lance]

Consider the following:
I want scantily clothed buff oiled men

[summer mural]

you have them

https://tenor.com/view/awoo-gif-22272982

[summer mural]

leave the custodes alone

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/stardust-crusaders-drinking-orange-juice-jojo-bizarre-adventure-gif-14991263237650404077

[radiant lance]

Is that a Jojo reference?

[summer mural]

what gave it away

[radiant lance]

I think it was the angling of the drinks

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-joeseph-joestar-jojo-part-two-gif-3119624064817399050

[rancid cove]

You can have both now

Stop whining

Or else you will have scantily clothed plagued diarrhea smeared men

[glossy sonnet]

What nice voluptuous lips he has

[quiet orchid]

is for make his kisses better

[near wasp]

Finally somebody understands

[spare osprey]

If there's one thing that frightens 40k manlets, it's wömen.

[rancid cove]

W*men....

[outer wave]

Anyone here know good loretubers for Trench Crusade?

[spare osprey]

A wave of the most epic, gayest shit hits the darktide-fanart channel.
I post a black woman.
Lamenters pfp: "Heresy."

[rancid cove]

The Black Templar pfp is typing....

[outer wave]

Weird, fanart is full of some extremely gay art, dont usually hear anyone make a fuss about topics in there

[fervent geode]

The Men of Wö

And the Föminists

[solid horizon]

I misidentified a tau commander as a man

when it was in fact a woman

I guess im like

the opposite of mysognistic sch!zo chuds who fear women when they are not where they see them

[fervent geode]

Tbf imo T’au dh many gender specific features, at least as far as I am aware of

So fair

[solid horizon]

subtle eyeliner and ponytail

[fervent geode]

It’s just the uh

Nasal slit I think

Females have a bent one? Males have a vertical line iirc

[solid horizon]

being shortsighted, I butcher regardless of the gender

[fervent geode]

Real

[solid horizon]

my army is a bunch of angry sexless daemons running mechas so why would I bother about gender

war is war

[spare osprey]

Someone tried to mini-mod recently and, like, three dorks are those "I know what you are" types because somebody probably makes porn outside this server.
It's just too funny that when I give my dark-skinned psyker lady some curves, a SM larper has a problem with it.
Called it.

[fervent geode]

Chaos Knights ftw

Kill everyone

[rocky gale]

Na Fanart gets Chuds every so often

[outer wave]

Im pretty sure theres a few artists on here that do porn on the side, which is weird that you got singled out from what it sounds? Like we got a guy that draws bara ogryn

[solid horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy38yEo_7Io

[outer wave]

I dont recall seeing them in there, or at least I seldom hear about it. I hear more people trying to scam others in there and/or try to pass AI as art than chuddies

[sacred ginkgo]

For ai posting its most often music

[jade holly]

We aren’t ready for the toxic dom Femturabo

[solid horizon]

more like toxic mom

[outer wave]

Yeah weirdly enough

[sacred ginkgo]

It makes sense

[solid horizon]

ai music makes me want to poke my eardrums

[outer wave]

You'd think you'd see more AI pieces than AI music

[sacred ginkgo]

Nobody is listening to a full song on some obscure site

[spare osprey]

I think no AI is the first rule of the art channel.

[outer wave]

No AI discussion is a rule on here

But then again, lore chat likes to go off on a myriad of subjects

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh yeah apparently i'm a terrorist again

[jade holly]

There was a channel I found that did some 40K songs that I liked but then I learned it was entirely AI made

[solid horizon]

intellectual chat

[summer mural]

thats cursed

[jade holly]

At first I thought it was just the art used in the video, then I read the description

[sacred ginkgo]

Assume all game songs with lyrics are Ai until proven otherwise

[solid horizon]

as a musician it's really easy for me to spot AI music

[spare osprey]

My old-timey buddy loves those frickin' songs and couldn't care less that they're AI.
-# He is a Space Wolf fan.

[jade holly]

At least Johnathan Young never lets me down

[outer wave]

My rule of thumb is: if I do not see a specific song title and band associated with a timestamp, the description is weird and does not tell me anything about the music, and the title of said video is trying to hard to be cozy, I immediately think its AI.

Though I doubt that helps with 40k music specifically

[jade holly]

Like then you’ve got people who are a bit more creative and just use AI as a form of voice modulator like auto tune. Glorb being the main one I’m thinking of. Yeah the idea is kinda dumb but it’s honestly incredibly well made because he writes and sings the stuff himself

[outer wave]

I dunno why you'd use a voice modulator that isn't auto tune at that point though

[solid horizon]

embrace your inner hadron and use a ring modulator

[outer wave]

The Ring....

Does anyone know of any good loretubers for Trench Crusade?

[jade holly]

There was one I was getting in my shorts for a minute but I forgot his name lmao

[outer wave]

Damn I dont use shorts for lore

But thank ya

[winged jacinth]

Damn they were only getting in your shorts for a minute?
Whatever happened to chivalry

[jade holly]

I stopped watching them

[winged jacinth]

(I was making a joke that "in your shorts" also means "having sexual relations")

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

this one went below the belt

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2054215533394841794 rivals is slop but likeeee

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God damn they did him right it feels like

[summer mural]

still havent tried that game

ive heard good things though

also apparently theyve got like almost everyone in marvel

[storm jungle]

Nah not everyone

[storm jungle]

Also you can appreciate the artful af trailers and still hate the game, at the end of the day it is suppose to be propaganda

[arctic talon]

Third person overwatch with even shittier balancing

its also literally free to try

[rocky gale]

How about you have a proper gander at this fella marrying a centaur

[summer mural]

but

i can see the horse head on the bottom left

I think you are trying to sell me on a lie.

I dont appreciate it. its disrespectful to centaurs of all ages and sizes

[rocky gale]

I don't know what you're talking about, no refunds

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[young pecan]

I love that they recognized the fact that his glasses only nerf him

[storm jungle]

I hear a lot how the game is slipping regarding balancing

is it from like just way too many constant heros being added?

i dont play this slop so

[daring creek]

At a job fair

Had a mf walk out shouting "I GOT A FUCKING JOB. I'VE BEEN UNEMPLOYED SINCE LAST YEAR!! WOOOOOO"

😭

[young pecan]

It was relatively balanced when I first played but it does get way harder to balance having like 50 characters

League SOMEHOW manages vague balance with 110+ or something

[vagrant fox]

Probably too many heroes and less interest in balancing than adding another big ass skin

[young pecan]

Most of the players play like they're only using one hand anyway

[languid meadow]

Rivals absorbed all the really shitty people from OW so it's full of the people who have really ass opinions on balance

And what they want

At least overwatch is fun to play with them gone

[summer mural]

lol

[spare osprey]

Fuckin' real.

[jade holly]

You know what? Great for him

[jade holly]

It’s more like each hero added feels less like one part of a larger team and more one whole complete package that can do anything

The power creep’s been real with hero designs

[arctic talon]

Unironically because Riot tries really hard to keep stuff not broken as fuck overall lol

Not that it always works

But Dota 2 is an example of when the devs stop giving a shit about specifics

And are okay with 80-20 winrate stuff lol

[languid meadow]

Mmm plus 1500 ad on a passive

[young pecan]

I've always believed that LoL would unironically be a magnificent game if not for its community

[languid meadow]

Dota has like "if everything is broken nothing is" mentality

[arctic talon]

Death to Mel’aviv/j

[languid meadow]

Gets like 2 maybe one patch a year

[arctic talon]

Not really

Tbh

Dota 2 has stuff that’s way more broken

The game is well balanced(on paper)

It’s just once you get ingame lol, lmao

[languid meadow]

Hell naur

[young pecan]

The community is League's massive, festering, swollen as fuck, elephantitis looking ass Achilles' Heel

[languid meadow]

Thank fuck deadlock isn't that

[young pecan]

Great game otherwise

[arctic talon]

It is though lol

[languid meadow]

Not really

PLEASE look me in the eyes and say holiday is broken at all

[arctic talon]

No I meant in terms of balancing philosophy lol

Where icefrog just doesn’t give a shit how miserable some stuff is overall lol

You have to live with it

Yoshi is icefrog

They act the same

And their balance philosophy is the same

[languid meadow]

You say that but then the next patch horrible stuff gets gutted

[arctic talon]

Not really lol

They’ve shown they’re okay with 80 20 lane matchups in deadlock that can snowball wildly out of control

[storm jungle]

Im just here for the porn so

sucks to play Rivals i guess

[arctic talon]

Lol

[languid meadow]

That's legit every moba but acting like deadlock has the same balance philosophy as Dota is wild

Silver was omega gutted till she was rebalanced

Graves is so shit after people complained

Holliday is...

Sad

So sad

[arctic talon]

It literally does have the same balance philosophy as Dota what

They literally balance characters the same way

Even if numbers are smaller

[timid pasture]

Black legión are the Ultramarines of Chaos

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re the poster children

[timid pasture]

I don’t like them that much

[young pecan]

I feel vindicated hearing this

[languid meadow]

Every faction has this with sub factions

[young pecan]

I knew they did too much to her

[storm jungle]

Do you know anything about them

[arctic talon]

Nah silver got fucking gutted lmao

[young pecan]

Esp in the same patch that almost everyone else was buffed

[daring creek]

Gooner

[arctic talon]

Anyone who says otherwise is taking crazy pills lol

[storm jungle]

yea

[summer mural]

what on earth is deadlock

[languid meadow]

It wasn't the werewolf form it was unstoppable imo

[arctic talon]

Well was

[languid meadow]

It's the same with haze

[storm jungle]

Valve Overwatch

[arctic talon]

Valve 3d MOBA

It’s not Overwatch

[summer mural]

jesus

[languid meadow]

I unstoppable shouldn't stop curse

[storm jungle]

its OW

[timid pasture]

They some bums

[arctic talon]

If it was Overwatch it would be ass

[summer mural]

i should try a moba, people play them for years

[arctic talon]

It’s not but okay

[storm jungle]

So thats a no. Another zoomer opinion.

[arctic talon]

Don’t, they’re meth

[storm jungle]

It is but okay

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

be quiet furry

[young pecan]

Silver's laning phase sucks so much dick and balls btw

[arctic talon]

I play 3 MOBAs

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/simpleflips-smell-good-good-for-your-good-spray-simpleflips-spray-gif-25742284

[summer mural]

meth is good though

[storm jungle]

i swear Cocklock fans are so annoying

[arctic talon]

Shut up

[languid meadow]

If they removed this from the item a billion heroes would be balanced

[storm jungle]

never

[timid pasture]

Aint nothing wrong with saying the truth, abbadon will never live up to horuss legacy

[daring creek]

Launch a bazooka at this feline

[vagrant fox]

You'll know if you can tolerate mobas within 5 games