40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

You’ll see

[vagrant fox]

I assume there's still loads of blood vessels in their groin area

then it depends on if the author remembers their blood clotting thing

[near wasp]

They are just as self righteous in this book as they are everywhere else

How I wish to watch them fall

[storm jungle]

No spoilers but you'll see lol

I legit got no idea how people can read BT novels, fuck me they are SO boring lol

[lament shoal]

also that one excerpt where a woman is bathing with a marine and says something along the lines of “its too bad you’re an angel of the emperor” while staring at his dick lol

[arctic talon]

Yes

That’s the one I posted

[opaque coyote]

This sounds like something I would read in a fan comic ngl

And honestly

It is admittedly kinda funny

But that's only because SMs are basically Aroace so they're like

[opaque coyote]

"Why are you looking at me like that."

[opaque coyote]

Qualityslop

[storm jungle]

the baseball bat and the L-pipe are so fucking good lmao

[arctic talon]

It’s iconic for goons

[lament shoal]

Just made this lol

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fallen-aces-goon-brike-cat-get-brike-кот-кидает-кирпич-gif-13998404204747068609

Bad-a-bing or sum' shit.

[lament shoal]

You got it boss

[rocky gale]

Ring a ding ding

[spare osprey]

18 karat run of bad luck.

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uMAgcBzItQ

my favorite screaming mf

It's too bad his iconic voice is from Justin Roiland

[rose thorn]

I’m so stupid @wary fulcrum my blood gsc idea works perfectly there’s literally gsc tick model

[arctic talon]

Those things funnily enough aren’t actually GSC, they just like the Malstrain. If you’re talking about the mytes

[rose thorn]

Yeah I am

[arctic talon]

We dunno why the fuck they hang around em

They just do

[rose thorn]

Lmao

OH THEY ARENT TYRANIDS

FUCK

Oh well who cares

[opaque coyote]

"If you are the head that floats on top the ziggurat. Then the stairs that lead up to you are infinite. Infinite stairs are UNACCEPTABLE!!!"

[rose thorn]

wtf

I can’t send pics?

There we go

They look super good as nids

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re fuckin weirdos lol

[opaque coyote]

where is mention of the mytes

can't find em

[arctic talon]

Necromunda hive secundus

[opaque coyote]

Tyramites

?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

According to the lexicanum they're intentionally infected by malstrain due to the local cults being kinda homeless

[arctic talon]

Not nids

[storm jungle]

they are local wildlife adopted-infected by the Genestealers

its a great reminder that genestealers can infect anything organic

which is really forgotten by the fandom

[opaque coyote]

"This is only done in desperation due to the Malstrains' own corruption and isolation within Hive Secundus, as healthier Broodminds would not bother doing so."

[heady rivet]

[opaque coyote]

"PLEASE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR I NEED THIS, MY CULT IS KINDA HOMELESS. I LIVE IN SECUNDUS, I WANNA GET RID OF MY PUS FILLED BOILS!"

• Malstrain Genestealers

also

...

[rose thorn]

Unless it’s talking about shit that is specifically resistant to gsc taint lmao

[opaque coyote]

yeah honestly just nuke necromunda atp

actually not atp

[rose thorn]

“Woah gsc chaos space marine Eldar”

[storm jungle]

have we ever gotten that

[opaque coyote]

it should've been long ago

[heady rivet]

The Inquisitor tried to do that

And got told no

[storm jungle]

already tried, doesnt work

[heady rivet]

Because the High Lords have a standing order NOT to

[storm jungle]

like

[storm jungle]

a nuke IRL even doesnt kill all inhabitants in a dropzone

people are expected to die from radiation later etc

but this is genestealers so lol

[storm jungle]

Munda Aviv Impressed

[heady rivet]

They just used the Eye of Selene and built a wall and made the Secundans pay for it

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[opaque coyote]

Never in my life have I hated and loved a design so much.

The Malstrains genuinely look so gross to me.

Mainly due to the boils

[storm jungle]

those regularly pop and crunch as they move too

[opaque coyote]

IDK why that activates the fear center

but it does

[glossy sonnet]

Why is there a creepy ass baby on his shoulder

[storm jungle]

thats his pet and familiar

get em Pusher

[glossy sonnet]

Pet baby

[heady rivet]

Caryatid, local creatures on Munda. They're a good luck charm since they attach themselves to people with the most aura. His is named Blinky

[spare osprey]

Evil-ass baby goblin whispering great evil-ass things in his ear.

[heady rivet]

Munda just has these and you just gotta accept that

[storm jungle]

to be fair its the planet with the most lore in 40k

so checks out

[glossy sonnet]

Are they like abhumans or cherubs or what

What even is it

[storm jungle]

they arent mutants

they are just creatures lol

[heady rivet]

La creatura

[storm jungle]

We literally just told you dummy

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Caryatid

[heady rivet]

Although speaking of Cherubs

You can servitorize em

[opaque coyote]

Reminds me of like stories from the spanish flu.

The disease turned people blue starting from the lips. With extreme cases having tiny holes in their lungs. Oxygen leaked out beneath the skin.

So they basically crackled and popped when the nurses rolled them over. Compared to the popping noise of rice cereal.

[storm jungle]

ye

[spare osprey]

The human body is one freaky thing, ain't it?

[opaque coyote]

Fuck my imagination because I can imagine some horror scene where a Malstrain omniously looms over a victim. Popping and snapping as it slowly moves towards them.

As it opens it's jaw, pus begins to pour from the seams of it's mouth.

[heady rivet]

No joke the Secundus book takes the time to have them aura farm like this literally every time they have a little lore bit of some ganger getting mauled

[opaque coyote]

...nightmare inducing

may god have mercy on my soul

[rancid cove]

ive wasted hours on space marines 2 photo mode ever since downloading mods

[opaque coyote]

Overall, probably the most terrifying form of Tyranid

or specifically the most gross

[heady rivet]

Oi what was that thing you read

[opaque coyote]

because EWWWWWWWWW

[rancid cove]

completely fucking forgot btw

couldnt find it

[heady rivet]

Figure it out

Describe it more

[opaque coyote]

Also I'm now imagining like

[Necromunda ASMR] Malstrain Boil Popping

since there's pimple popping videos that exist

for some reason

[heady rivet]

"This vox is sponsored by the water guild"

[rancid cove]

it was one of the nomad gangs

thats all i know now

[heady rivet]

[opaque coyote]

Bro was waiting for him to open his eyes

"Come on, I haven't got all day"

[heady rivet]

Urh'nag, Ka'toka, Baak'hau, or Tsun'ghar?

[rancid cove]

no clue

i was

almost half-asleep

it was 02:30

[heady rivet]

Check your browser history

5head

[heady rivet]

Aura farming is an integral part of the Genestealer doctrine

[rancid cove]

i cleared it recently so i have no clue what it was

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[rancid cove]

look man i clear my browser history regularly to not let it clutter it

[heady rivet]

Was this book or lexicanum

Presumably the latter

[rancid cove]

lexi

[heady rivet]

And all you remmeber is mutants

[rancid cove]

yes

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-gay-bar-gif-22934327

[opaque coyote]

So for Daemon prince

Genuinely got a question

How much of whatever person is kept when they ascend

Like I know they physically cannot do anything that would go against the Gods right?

But MFS like Belakor exist who wants to become a Chaos God outright

Tbf I doubt it'll ever happen but the desire shows some form of autonomy

So how much autonomy is kept?

[wary fulcrum]

I think the answer is yes

Cherubael seems pretty autonomous

[glossy sonnet]

They're mostly pretty autonomous

[vagrant fox]

It kinda depends

[storm jungle]

again asking the broadest question

[opaque coyote]

Could they go against their patron god?

[vagrant fox]

Urkanthos changes a good bit on ascending but he's still acting autonomously

[storm jungle]

Yeah, and suffer for it

this is the equilavent of being the vice president and attacking the president

where do you think you'll end up

[opaque coyote]

Okay so mostly autonomous

I just wanted to know for future reference

[storm jungle]

they can basically do anything they want but still once in awhile actually do stuff that matters to make it clear they arent chumps

[alpine star]

chaos never does things in consistent ways, but if you want a reference, we get a description of someone's ascenscion in the fall of cadia book. Short answer is, free will and a lot of the traits that made you human do not survive the ascenscion

[bold surge]

Are demon princes sm only can anyone become a demon prince

[alpine star]

anyone can, in theory. In practice, space marines are in a better position to earn favour. If you want to see some non sm princess, just look at warhammer fantasy

[hollow lantern]

Belakor isn't a space marine fwiw

[bold surge]

Soo non can become demon prince

[bold surge]

Who

[glossy sonnet]

Anyone can become a daemon prince if chaos sees them worthy of their blessing

[hollow lantern]

First Daemon Prince

[bold surge]

I want the model u stink lol

Are princes more powerful then primarsh

[alpine star]

belakor is one of the few characters that are shared between warhammer fantasy and 40k

[alpine star]

usually, no. Primarchs can fight greater daemons, princes rarely are on that level

[languid meadow]

He's one of the few things that 40k does better model wise I think his 40k pose is way better

[alpine star]

however, daemon primarchs are, of course, a notable exception to this

[languid meadow]

Than his AoS one

[bold surge]

Hie model looks sweat

[languid meadow]

Like his AoS one has his old pointing pose it doesn't feel right

[bold surge]

Really

[languid meadow]

AoS does him better character wise

Feels more interesting

[glossy sonnet]

For sure

[languid meadow]

He's just kind of there in 40k

In AoS he's throwing hands with everything and everyone, order, chaos, it don't matter

[bold surge]

I love his model

[languid meadow]

It's good

[arctic talon]

In 40k he’s up to some shit

[languid meadow]

One of the few things both settings do well model wise is daemons

[arctic talon]

But we only get like

A bit of his shenanigans every edition

In 9e he stole a fucking moon

[languid meadow]

Unlike everything else where 40k gets trounced

[arctic talon]

And beat the shit out of Vashtorr lol

In 10e he showed up to kidnap a ton of people

[vagrant fox]

It's a shame Bubonicus and Nkari went nowhere in 40k

[arctic talon]

For something

[languid meadow]

that's what I mean tho

like we get stuff but barely

[arctic talon]

This also applies to him in AoS tbf

We get one tiny bit of the S2D battletome for him every edition

Sometimes when we’re lucky we get more

[hollow lantern]

Great model tbh

[languid meadow]

I would counter with at least he got the HnB episode

[bold surge]

Now i want it

[arctic talon]

Play slaves to darkness in AoS

Or don’t

[hollow lantern]

StDs lol

[arctic talon]

But I think Belakor’s nerds have a good scheme

[bold surge]

I play blood bowl for my war hammer fantasy

[languid meadow]

I think what we get in AoS is also just more interesting than 40k but that's because 40k feels split between him and Vashtorr with Vashtorr taking up more and more now

[languid meadow]

the oxidized copper is peak

god

[bold surge]

Vashtarr is the robot that wants to become a chaos god right

[arctic talon]

Not a robot

[hallow saddle]

verdigris

[arctic talon]

A really big fucking Daemon

He’s referred to as a chaos Demigod

He also has his own proper chaos domain

Which is the forge of souls

[bold surge]

Demi god?

[arctic talon]

He’s almost there to be one of the big 4

He’s above the rest of the minor chaos gods

Explicitly

[bold surge]

He looks like q robot

[arctic talon]

Well that’s how he likes to look

[languid meadow]

I do think he'll be the GHR of 40k one day it's kind of obvious

they're pushing him super hard and all that

[arctic talon]

What unites belakor in both settings

Is he’s petty as fuck

And kind of a loser lol

[languid meadow]

makes him peak

[storm jungle]

AoS Belakor's biggest advantage is its a sequel setting

so all of the baggage Belakor has from WHF carries over

its excellent

[arctic talon]

Do you think Archaon knows

💀

[storm jungle]

He absolutely does

[vagrant fox]

Definitely

[languid meadow]

it's melding the settings way too much I guess but idk

dark mechanicum having skaven weapon team failures would be funny asf

[arctic talon]

Just one more campaign to kick belakor out of the eightpoints Archaon

[arctic talon]

That’s all weapons with gets hot/hazardous in 40k lol

[storm jungle]

I mean wdym "melding"

both are literally the same setting lol

[vagrant fox]

Nuh uh

[languid meadow]

fucking KILLS you

[storm jungle]

OH WAIT

YO UMEANT 40K/WHF

AAA-

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s already a thing in 40k lol

[storm jungle]

i thought you meant WHF-to-AOS transition lol

[bold surge]

All demons hates humans

For some reason

[hallow saddle]

they can also be made into a chaos spawn at any point as well btw. if they dont aura farm hard enough they might just get zapped

[languid meadow]

doesn't feel the same ime idk

[storm jungle]

have you looked outside to the world

can you blame them lol

[vagrant fox]

Daemons are just funny lads

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

It’s literally the same

[storm jungle]

id think humans are stupid too worrying over shit like "wow i wonder who will win the election, Satan or Baal"

[arctic talon]

GW removed the horrific skaven scatter misfires in all whfb editions after 4e

lol

[bold surge]

Lol I love tha5 demons will turn on their army

[arctic talon]

You can still get bad misfires

[languid meadow]

short

[bold surge]

Lol

[vagrant fox]

As they are cowards

[languid meadow]

no no you don't understand

[storm jungle]

Daemons will do anything. They are demons.

[languid meadow]

I WANT pre 4e failures in 40k

[arctic talon]

But you can’t fucking obliterate your entire army due to 1 lighting cannon going wrong lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah that’s never happening considering how much people hated them lol

[bold surge]

8 think it is funny

[storm jungle]

whos 8

[arctic talon]

I think it’s a case of extremely cool in fluff but atrocious to play with

[vagrant fox]

People hate whimsy smh my head

[arctic talon]

You shouldn’t have half your army wiped out on a 1 lol

[bold surge]

I think it is funny. My Phone's machine spirit sucks

[arctic talon]

Whimsy is when my opponent instantly loses the game

It’s true

[vagrant fox]

Skaven and dwarfs deserve it

[languid meadow]

yes

[arctic talon]

Dwarfs didn’t even have misfires that catastrophic lol

[bold surge]

Finally I am red

[vagrant fox]

They still deserve it

[arctic talon]

Skaven had the compounding issues of the misfire + overload + horrific morale

[storm jungle]

i suppose

[arctic talon]

Them putting a limit on how badly some stuff could misifire is a good thing

lol

[alpine star]

chaos factions in general tend to entrust their fate to rng more than the more orderly factions

[vagrant fox]

If it's a thing both players agree in I think it'd be fun to see but it's entirely understandable why it's gone

[bold surge]

Skaven has been summon by the 14 rings of the bell

[alpine star]

but at some point, it just takes away from having a functioning game

[arctic talon]

Tbh it was very fluffy even if it sucked to play with

[bold surge]

In old word

[arctic talon]

Skaven’s misfires aren’t that bad in the old world

They’re not as watered down as the 8e tables

But they’re not pre 5e “yeah your entire army died lol”

[bold surge]

I play blood bowl

Skaven team is hard to play again

[arctic talon]

Yeah and blood bowl doesn’t have the stupid chud misfire incident with a warp lighting cannon(yet)

[vagrant fox]

If I knew modding I'd add it to TWH but alas

[arctic talon]

But yeah my opponent scattering a line

[bold surge]

Warp lighting

[arctic talon]

Across their entire offensive line

Instantly killing 90% of their army

And then most the rest of it dying to morale cascade

Was funny as shit

[bold surge]

I play norse

[bold surge]

Lol 😆 ya

[vagrant fox]

It is extremely whimsypilled

[arctic talon]

Tbh I do think old world

Having 0 max troop cap on skaven formations

Is a great example of whimsy

Bcs you can lose like 80 clan rats from 1 failed morale test

[languid meadow]

yes please more HORDE in my horde faction

[arctic talon]

Old world doesn’t have skaven slaves though

Tabletop wise

prolly for the best

[vagrant fox]

Nuh uh

[languid meadow]

don't think anyone is gonna miss them tbh

[bold surge]

No slaves ?

[arctic talon]

They have skavenslaves still

Just not on the table

[vagrant fox]

I would like to see a skaven army just be one big unit

[arctic talon]

Genuinely one of the most worthless units ever

[languid meadow]

clanrats already kind of serve the same purpose in my eyes anyway

[arctic talon]

In like warhammer history lol

[bold surge]

Do u still need a bell ro summon them ?

[languid meadow]

just chaff to take shots for weapon teams

[arctic talon]

You kill 1 skaven slave, you’re liable to lose the whole squad

[arctic talon]

That’s not how skaven work on the tabletop

Skavenslaves are the lowest class of skaven hence the name

Their whole thing was being dirt cheap

And being bad at everything

[bold surge]

Im lore

[arctic talon]

The whole bells thing is the alleged origin of the skaven yes

I’m not sure how that’s relevant tho

[languid meadow]

I've never actually checked stormvermin stats in AoS lets see this

[arctic talon]

They’re like

Actually really good lol

Still get slimed out by the elite units of other factions

But they put up more of a fight then they did in whfb

[languid meadow]

to be expected but dyamn that passive

[bold surge]

I am glad there are no skaven in 40 k

[arctic talon]

Yeah there is

It’s called the imperium of man

It’s even got a council of 13

[bold surge]

Lol humans are no rats

[arctic talon]

Thematically they line up

In most ways lol

[bold surge]

What is that lol

[arctic talon]

The ruling body of the skaven.

The high lords of Terra have 13 members

[bold surge]

Lol they are called thr Astra militarum. Lol

[bold surge]

Lol

[languid meadow]

the guard basically play like skaven

kind of with chaff troopers

[storm jungle]

Humans are basically rats

thats the joke

[arctic talon]

The guard have way better big things then the skaven tbh

Unfortunately the poor Rat Ogres are not as goated as they look

[languid meadow]

they also have more of them but that's because they didn't have to go through a death of a setting

skaven get plenty of love model wise just not as much as guard

[arctic talon]

Tbh the skaven basically had 0 population drop

There’s so many fucking skaven

[languid meadow]

I mean model wise not like

story

[arctic talon]

Oh

lol

The vermindoom is ongoing 💀

Shyish is literally being drowned in skaven zombies and ghosts

[vagrant fox]

Very nice, they deserve it for messing with Lustria

[arctic talon]

Along with normal skaven

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately they’re winning right now

Also they tried to blow up Nagash’s big pyramids again

[vagrant fox]

I knew AoS was an evil setting

Is, even

What stats did skaven slaves have again, like 2 points per model and 2 ws or something

[arctic talon]

2 ppm 2ws 1bs shit morale, 1 wound no save lol

[bold surge]

The gaurd does not fallow a chaos god lol the horned rat

[arctic talon]

The emperor of mankind is close enough

Smh

[storm jungle]

Traitor Guard exist

[bold surge]

He rejected it

[storm jungle]

also the Emperor basically is a chaos god

[arctic talon]

Besides I didn’t say the imperium is 1 to 1 with the skaven

Just very close lol

[storm jungle]

He did for now, as the book says

[arctic talon]

A lot of the same themes

[storm jungle]

he'll become the Dark King eventually

[arctic talon]

Also we know he accepts it eventually

[storm jungle]

its inevitable

[arctic talon]

Because Samus exists

lol

[bold surge]

He is not the dark king

[storm jungle]

he'll become the Dark King eventually

as the book says

lol

[arctic talon]

The fact Samus exists means he will become the dark king eventually

[storm jungle]

sorry pal

[vagrant fox]

If I were a rich man I'd run an endless swarm of them. They're so cool

[storm jungle]

Cannot believe he bagged Samus Aran instead of me

[bold surge]

No th4 star Child ending is what gw is leaning towards

[storm jungle]

They arent "leaning" towards anything

the emperor is not gonna have some good ending for humanity, hes literally space-hitler, he caused all this lol

[bold surge]

Samus th3 demon

[storm jungle]

no the chick

https://klipy.com/gifs/metroid-nintendo-2--k01KRA7PPP58P3D3JZEGPV8BYY4

[bold surge]

Lol

[storm jungle]

ye

[vagrant fox]

No Seamus the IRA car bomber

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Yes, and Samus existing means the emperor will become the dark king eventually

The fact a daemon prince of the dark king exists means that the entire chaos god will exist at some point

[vagrant fox]

Unless it's contained to just the Abnettverse

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-charmsa-car-bomb-irish-fake-explosion-gif-22789612

[arctic talon]

Samus being encroaching ruin is Alan Bligh lore as well

lol

[vagrant fox]

I'm choosing to ignore that

[arctic talon]

Samus is a prince of encroaching ruin

Smh

Except for randomly when he was Khorne for a few months

I’m not sure why they did that

[copper island]

i suppose chap

[bold surge]

The legion of the damned are demons too

And saint Celestine is a demon too

[vagrant fox]

They do funny things like that sometimes, like stealing Khornes funny machines and having Vashtorr goof around

[bold surge]

Lol 😆

[vagrant fox]

or even

Lothar, now known as Bubonicus, was a mortal Champion of Nurgle, born on a backwards planet which remains cut off from the Imperium by warp storms.
Whfb lives on in 40k ok nevermind that this is 30 years out of date or something

[bold surge]

Wait what

[arctic talon]

I’m pretty sure this shit is from 1e lol

Or 2e

[vagrant fox]

2

[bold surge]

Is he a sm

[vagrant fox]

It's legit, trust

Just a dude

[bold surge]

So non sms can become chaos champs

[vagrant fox]

Sorta, more material than daemons

Yeah

[copper island]

six seven six seven

[languid meadow]

death

[arctic talon]

Yes

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[bold surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cease-your-heresy-warhammer-gif-25664251

[vagrant fox]

There's also Doombreed guy

[bold surge]

Doom breed?

[languid meadow]

is it..

erm I don't like this time period he's supposed to be from...

[vagrant fox]

One of the first humans elevated to daemon prince of Khorne, from around around the 1000s to the 2000s sometime

[storm jungle]

Any person can become a chaos-anything

chaos ranks are not relegated to space marines

Champions, Exalted, Daemon Princes, etc

[vagrant fox]

Doombreed was one of the first of Khorne's servants. His True Name was long forgotten, remembered only on a scroll of dried skin, but he was once human, a mighty warlord who led armies which ravaged entire nations on Terra long ago in the Age of Terra around M1/M2. He was responsible for genocide and murder on a grand scale, such wanton carnage drawing the eye of the god Khorne, still relatively young, who granted the warlord the ultimate reward of Daemonhood.

sick

It could be any of like 8 people

[languid meadow]

8....

fuck you

[lament shoal]

Your main character in the rogue trader game can become a daemon prince in the chaos ending

[storm jungle]

space marines have legit ruined most of this shit lmao

i wish we had some actual human champion characters

[languid meadow]

vashtorr... save us vashtorr....

[storm jungle]

PLEASE Vashtorr

wait nvm he2d just take Iron Warriors

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[languid meadow]

an elevated mechanicum priest

holyyyyy shit

[vagrant fox]

It will be so boring that I'll fully Easterman it

I'll be on the freaking news

[rancid cove]

was taking photos of my chuds on sm2 and i landed on a very silly pose

[languid meadow]

ball bell

[young pecan]

Enlightened centrists in 40k looking at Imperium and Chaos and going "Both sides are equally bad though"

[storm jungle]

dude i thought that was a sentry-bot for a second

[heady rivet]

Would you rather be skinned alive for no reason or for an evil reason

[storm jungle]

My biggest hot take has always been the Imperium basically does all the shit chaos does without daemons in it lol

[spare osprey]

Is it a hot take if it's true?

[lament shoal]

I mean they’re not wrong tho lol. The only difference between chaos and the imperium is that chaos doesn’t try to hide or justify why its evil

[young pecan]

I mean chaos literally just represents the worst parts of humanity

[storm jungle]

also that yea

[young pecan]

Which the Imperium is like 80% the worst parts of humanity

[storm jungle]

the Emperor and the Imperium is the entire reason the galaxy is split in half rn

[hollow lantern]

This isn't a hot take imo, I kinda figured that was the point of the writing. To show just how fucked humanity is in parallel.

[young pecan]

So it's better but just barely

[lament shoal]

*the worst aspects of sentient beings with free will

The imperium represents the worst aspects of humanity

[storm jungle]

I say it because theres people that go "In Chaos you have Slaanesh who will murderfuck you and flay your insides"

and im like

an imperial noble can do all these to you too

and he doesnt have to be a chaos cultist

see IRL

💀

[young pecan]

At least the worst things America the Imperium has going on is behind closed or propagandized doors

[storm jungle]

LOL

Yeah like the sad reality is you dont need evil gods for humans to commit atrocities that defy things in fiction.

[languid meadow]

ok but like im gonna be real here for a sec for some reason I've seen a strange uptick in people doing the classic imperium defense for chaos and im so confused

[storm jungle]

Wdym

[young pecan]

But with chaos you walk into a commons room and three of the participants are being tortured, and you have no idea how many of the three are consenting to it

"Wanna join the murdertorturefuck party bro"

[vagrant fox]

There's always been a few people like that, haven't noticed an uptick personally though

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[lament shoal]

Shit like, “humanity needs to keep chaos at bay no matter what, that’s why they HAVE to incinerate infants over minor genetic deviancies!”

[storm jungle]

oh my god lmao

[languid meadow]

how do I explain this basically like
"the chaos uprising isn't evil because the imperium is even eviler" and you look at it and they're doing the exact same thing the imperium does but to different gods

it's such a small group

[storm jungle]

yeah for that I just go

[languid meadow]

but super weird

[storm jungle]

"Yea, but mass-murdering fascists is still based so idc"

at least i admit my bias

same reason i root for GSC

[vagrant fox]

Um akshually the baby sacrificers are freedom fighters overthrowing the tyrannical baby burners

[lament shoal]

Doordash faction

[languid meadow]

GSC DO fight for freedom just uh

freedom to be eaten

vore faction

[sharp pollen]

why imperium bothers jailing people instead of shooting them on sight for bad things

[storm jungle]

to be fair

GSC actually can have a better luck

[spare osprey]

Nuh-uh.
It's about who paints their minis the most shidded.

[storm jungle]

because they DO send mass amounts of cultists offworld before digesiton sometimes

or have like fleets that infect worlds and move on

[storm jungle]

You can turn them into servitors and make them "useful" that way instead

its their way of thinking

Why kill this person when i can just make them a slave instead

[sharp pollen]

i mean lets take darktide rejects

[lament shoal]

Funny thing is, they still genuinely believe they’re fighting for the emperor and a better life in most cases. Thus the malice of the tyranids is revealed

[sharp pollen]

in the end they would be servitors?

[storm jungle]

They are too useful and good at what they do, and we do know rejects get executed

[storm jungle]

Nah

we are Inquisition agents at this point in the story

[sharp pollen]

no i mean if there would not be darktide events

[languid meadow]

I do think GSC are like one of 3 tragic factions

[storm jungle]

oh nah we are dead or sent to a prison world to slowly die instead lol

[vagrant fox]

Being useful to someone powerful gets you not servitorised

[storm jungle]

or uhh other worse fates

[lament shoal]

Reminder to slap the shit out of anyone who says the nids are just animals operating purely on instinct

[sharp pollen]

prison worlds... why bother making them

[storm jungle]

To make penal legions

and put fodder to use

[vagrant fox]

For the prisoners to be useful

[languid meadow]

hateeee when people say the devastation of baal "ruined" the hive mind

[storm jungle]

Russia is literally doing that rn

[sharp pollen]

ok i see

[storm jungle]

Yep

you need to think like an awful person

"how can i put prisoners to use for me"

[sharp pollen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974750239795851274/1019954304280449054/Saul_Rusman.gif

[storm jungle]

im SO sick of that excerpt

[vagrant fox]

Have them mine something valuable in grueling conditions to atone for whatever so you don't have to invest as much on infrastructure

[languid meadow]

it's a cool one you have to admit but to say it ruined the eldritchness of the hive mind is baffling

[storm jungle]

we got literal canonical evidence of the Hivemind mentally manipulating a reactor-servitor to blow up a hive city 💀

[young pecan]

Don't excite the Nurgle players

[storm jungle]

(based af btw)

[vagrant fox]

Made it a bit more so for me tbh

[languid meadow]

same

[lament shoal]

That would be this guy

[sharp pollen]

russia is literally worhommer40k so coool woo

[languid meadow]

the fact the galactic sized hive mind hates YOU so much it's willing to fuck itself over a bit is scary

[storm jungle]

Dont worry a lot of countries are like the Imperium IRL

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015072415698649169/1502897804538937414/SPOILER_HHkMog9asAAz58e.jpg?ex=6a020ae7&is=6a00b967&hm=9cde0140de678fed463c69e89ad25e51ad40c1ec26d915a6a3ab25fa3d08ad30&

[languid meadow]

trench foot but with shit

[young pecan]

Never ask a planetary governor why he ordained that the prison world should be on the largest mining resource in the sector

[sharp pollen]

amerika is pleasure world - porn, obese people, pedos

[storm jungle]

LOL

not wrong tbh

[arctic talon]

Too dirty in parts of it

For that

Actually wait

That just makes it more accurate

Nvm lol

[sharp pollen]

yesterda ive seen video about the most obese city, they sell chips in boxes like few packs is a box

huge jugs of juice and all

everything is huge

[vagrant fox]

Isn't there North Korean prison labourers in nowhere Siberia

[sharp pollen]

calories everywhere

[languid meadow]

yes

[languid meadow]

and also in china

[vagrant fox]

We live in cool times

[languid meadow]

North Korean troops in Ukraine are also ordered to commit suicide than be captured

[vagrant fox]

Real world is just like Warhammers poggers

[arctic talon]

Kim likes to send out some laborers to China and Russia yeah

Probably some other places

But China and Russia are more
public about it lol

[lament shoal]

I wonder how much the nk citizens are actually brainwashed. Or if they’re just really good actors out of obvious necessity

[sharp pollen]

today i learned that russia now has tech that can shoot down sputniks

holy cow right?

absolute truth

[arctic talon]

Tbh

They probably do have anti satellite stuff

lol

[spare osprey]

Of course there's a perfect greentext.

[arctic talon]

The US and China do

I’d assume Russia also has made stuff like that

[vagrant fox]

If the In The Kimdom yt channel is to be believed it's probably partly necessary to survive

[arctic talon]

As for how many who knows lol

[arctic talon]

I’m sure there’s some true believers

But I think a solid chunk of them aren’t true believers

[vagrant fox]

You just point enough rockets at the sky and you'll hit something

[heady rivet]

Naming an OC feels like this but in your own head https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446124028868952081/1503204166225363045/DX7Qo7hRixf.mov

[spare osprey]

Reminds me of my boy Shweebus.

[vagrant fox]

Learning about North Korea is like steroids for 40k world building it's wack

[vagrant fox]

yea

[copper island]

erm

[vagrant fox]

I like their HOA KGB granny mix, galaxy brained stuff

[languid meadow]

looney toons ass punishment

[arctic talon]

don't be a fucking coward

[vagrant fox]

What'n tarnation

[languid meadow]

i need to find the video but I legit saw a "shampoo" bottle that was like

74 in 1

[crystal forum]

finally a product for me

[rancid cove]

BNH cosplayers vs JJK cosplayers

[dapper gyro]

Saving on tennis shoes is huge.

[crystal forum]

you need a prescription for that here

wild

imagine mistaking that for shampoo

[arctic talon]

It’s not sold near shampoo

I’m ngl if you use it as shampoo that’s on you

[languid meadow]

I think he meant using it

yeah

[arctic talon]

I can see why it needs a prescription tbh

[languid meadow]

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[rancid cove]

"...and she was a good friend"

[daring creek]

oh shit

[vital ginkgo]

Are all beastmen dumb like ogryns?

[arctic talon]

No, beastmen are literally just uneducated mostly because they’re treated horrifically

They’re not even like ogryn where they’re said to be book dumb/kind of slow

Beastmen are just explicitly uneducated

[vital ginkgo]

Oh ok

Lol

Are there any known educated beastmen?

[rigid dune]

Livestockmen?🫃

[arctic talon]

Gor Halfhorn, there’s a few chaos aligned thousand sons ones

[celest cedar]

you shoot GI you shoot

[vital ginkgo]

FUUUUUUUCCK!

[celest cedar]

this guy knows ball

[spare osprey]

Black Ops 1 is "ball" these days?

[jade holly]

Obliterators are finally restocked on the website

[crystal forum]

BOWMAN

[crystal forum]

RIP the only black character in black ops

not very black ops

[daring creek]

White ops

[arctic talon]

I wish, he's just an abusive broke deadbeat bum

[sharp pollen]

https://youtu.be/hnoc6uPFoO0

[jade holly]

Isn’t the dude banned from almost every mainstream fighting game?

[daring creek]

He is also insanely pathetic as a person

I feel like its a wingsofredemption thing

Guy needs to make a fool of himself to get money

but thats honestly nature of the algorithm tbh

He can never admit when hes shit

esp in tekken

[jade holly]

My reaction to that

[arctic talon]

He’s banned from a ton of tournaments

Fighting games don’t actually ban people

They just put you in hell queue with other leavers

lol

[jade holly]

MK1 banned him

[arctic talon]

That’s because it has voice chat

I don’t think I need to elaborate

But LTG says some shit

His Haitian router rant is

Truly an all timer

Because it wasn’t even an insult he was complementing someone until the very end of the rant

💀

[vagrant fox]

Sounds entirely worth checking out

[crystal forum]

least toxic fighting game player

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes I think about learning fighting games again but then I remember

[celest cedar]

what 💀

[arctic talon]

Nah he’s toxic as shit lol

[arctic talon]

Google it if you’re curious, I’m not posting it

[urban spire]

first time i heard about him getting banned from tournaments was for transphobia

he is like the totemic spirit of fighting games toxicity

[celest cedar]

I was not ready to hear that internalized racism rant 💀

[urban spire]

posting a picture of him with no text is assumed to mean you're telling someone to kill themselves

like this

[celest cedar]

the one him staring with lightning and shit?

oh yea

[arctic talon]

He’s like that for everything ngl

He’s just racist to every race

It’s incredible

I really wish he wasn’t an abhorrent person because he genuinely is comedic gold sometimes

[urban spire]

although it's meant in like a joking fashion? specifically because he does this shit so much nobody can take him seriously

[arctic talon]

He def overplays his like

Everything

But he’s still a horrid person

[urban spire]

every ting

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[urban spire]

oh yeah absolutely

[vagrant fox]

I've just assumed it's just a dude

I gotta look into this

[arctic talon]

He’s a deadbeat dad and abusive

[celest cedar]

he easily creates gay fanfics of him and his covenant its honestly impressive

[urban spire]

a LOT of people hatewatch him

[arctic talon]

He’s a lolcow

For the fgc

[urban spire]

my fave gif of him is him trying to show his dinner to his webcam and accidentally pouring the plate down the front of his computer

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-deathwhistle-gif-1232919174340399368

[urban spire]

he's like a perfect oaf that deserves everything bad that happens to him

[vagrant fox]

This video about Haitian routers is one of the very few times yt has given me a warning

[arctic talon]

LOL

[vagrant fox]

Very interesting guy, the more you know

[glass drum]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-mickey-mickey-mouse-death-dont-be-late-gif-4815376131944336510

Watching that leaked avatar be like

[hallow saddle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXFTRw4jwMQ/?igsh=MXdtb2txd2U0ODRxMQ== would Ding Ding the gibbon make a good inquisitor in warhammer 40k

[fervent geode]

Yes

[gilded tinsel]

Oh not that fucking dude lmao

[fervent geode]

Lord-Inquisitor even

[gilded tinsel]

Dude is the most self racist person I've ever seen bar uncle ruckus

[gilded tinsel]

[rancid cove]

I had a lore question but I completely forgot

Love it

[timid pasture]

Do gay people exist in Warhammer 40k?

Like in the imperium

[shadow plover]

Yes

[timid pasture]

Ohhh

I aint know that

And How are they treated, does the imperium just not care about em?

[shadow plover]

Not really, they're just among the toiling workforce

I believe there's a more up-to-date version of this image somewhere but this one's from 2022

[rancid cove]

On the macro-scale, no. The Imperium has no reason to just exclude people like this because man-power is still man-power even if they're gay
However, the Imperium doesn't care and won't stop governors who are homophobic from making laws in their planets that kill gay people

Basically- they don't care ir they exist or if people hate them

[fervent geode]

Yeah there are planets where it’s totally fine and planets where they kill people for it

This got mentioned in one of the WH crime novels

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-trans-shapiro-trans-rights-trans-ben-shapiro-facts-dont-care-about-your-feelings-gif-19126156

[wary fulcrum]

It does not, in any way shape or form.

Positive or negative.

[dapper gyro]

Generally during wars, people care more about not getting hurt physically than getting hurt in, for a lack of my vocabulary, personal feelings.

In fiction media however, it can be whatever they want it to be.

[timid pasture]

Thats cool

[daring creek]

Im told its from world to world.

On one. They dgaf. On another. They'd skin you alive

[celest dome]

And on another it's mandatory 🙏

[shadow plover]

Welcome to the gay planet, we hunt straights for sport

[daring creek]

That guy probably broke his shit on his own

[rancid cove]

The future I want

Little bit of a yap, I know the answer to this will probably be "Do what you want its a fantasy setting", but lore question
Would it be a plausible thing for someone to customize a terminator armor to somehow make it faster? (Both for running and moving upper limbs)
Like "ah, the armor has customized enhanced servo-joints and fine adamantium coated muscle fibers that gives the suit of terminator armor to not only make them move as fast as a marine in tactical run but also allowing them to move their upper limbs like arms much faster, giving them the ability to out-pace standard power armor in close quarter combats"

[solid horizon]

idk if that's possible, I think it is but it requires someone or some people with extensive and remarkable technical knowledge and abilities to work on such an armor

the amount of training the wearer has also has a drastic impact on combat performances

after all, you are inside a moving fridge

if you want my opinion I'd rather give heavy ballistic weapons to termies since they are more steady than your regular guy

[storm jungle]

Yes but id say it would fit better for a single character, it would basically be like how knights/nobles tended to customise their armor or get the best parts and components that made them have more mobility and move faster etc

[solid horizon]

yeah exactly that

[daring creek]

Give them roller skates.

[storm jungle]

or just instead of changing the whole armor just say the group you are targetting is just "better trained", like... theres way more dumber things in the lore lol

[daring creek]

Jet powered roller skates.

[rancid cove]

Yeah, which is why I'm making a lot of notes on why it would be possible and the things I have to take in consideration

The terminator pattern is Tartaros which is already considered the best pattern for its durability and fine slim figure compared to other patterns

Its already known for giving their user a wave of exploding energy that makes them move way faster than it should be allowed to- so its why I'm imagining it could be possible to modify to make it even faster or to enhance that surge of energy

[solid horizon]

go go gadget roller skates

yeah well you'd need an extremely specific person to modify a tartaros armor

[rancid cove]

Yeah it is for a single character
Its the artificer tartaros armor for my OC and leading figure of my warband

Her thing is that she's ALWAYS in battle alongside the warband and has a personal arsenal and armory to change depending on her mood/tactical purpose and one of the things there is a custom terminator that allows her to be even more terrifying in melee (which is her favorite type of engagement)

[solid horizon]

owning a tartaros armor is already quite a gimmick tbh considering how rare these usually are

[storm jungle]

Then yeah just make it for her, ez clap

[solid horizon]

is there a reason why she owns this armor btw

not usually the kind of stuff to appear in your inventory

[rancid cove]

It was owned by one of the "honor guards" of the previous leader
During the battle vs the rogue sorcerer that wanted to take control of the warband, Nosferrus herself managed to kill the sorcerer after he managed to kill the old leader
On cleanup she noticed the armor, had someone take it in. Badly damaged, she negotiated a deal to some dark mechanicum to fix it and enhance it to her liking

[solid horizon]

bro your armor is going to explode lmao

[daring creek]

Risk is fun

[rancid cove]

so it could be possible + extensive training for it

[solid horizon]

[Hazardous]

[storm jungle]

Correct yea

[rancid cove]

Eh unlikely
They were paid to do their best (jokes aside) its well kept by the warbands leading warpsmith and Nosferrus personal artificers

[daring creek]

Couldn't you have a machine spirit be very satisfied to make it faster

[rancid cove]

Thats already a gimmick for one of my raptor cults!

[daring creek]

Sick

[solid horizon]

tbh a hazardous power armor sounds like a fun gimmick

I mean

[rancid cove]

They love going fast, so fast that most of their armor have custom energy outputs to enhance their bursts of speed alongside their jump pack

[solid horizon]

dark mech are cool fun guys

but uh

a lot of their tech sounds really unstable

it's your choice

[raven stone]

Added a purity seal for further customisation, and suddenly he looks far less...robotic

[rancid cove]

The machine spirit of the armor is very satisfied
The Dark Mechanicum + the Warpsmith has made it suit Nosferrus's personality and the suit is just as bloodthirsty as her. And since she loves engaging in battle alongside her warband, both are always happy

[daring creek]

Oh so they're very aligned

[rancid cove]

It first rejected her but after getting "compromised" by the dark forces of the ruinous powers, the warpsmith thinking something other than a machine spirit has taken its place
Its very attuned to her

[rancid cove]

I know but taking risks is part of the fun
If youre a chaos marine, you're bound to take risks

[solid horizon]

you dont say

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2053308560591761837

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[rancid cove]

"YEAH DAREDEVIL BEA-" but he actually beats the guys ass

[rose thorn]

Holy terrible detachments

The sob’s look pretty bad

[rancid cove]

Welp lore chat is about to go into slandering new detachments again

[bold surge]

U know dechala from old world

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/lugi-sleep-luigi-mario-luigi-book-luigi's-mansion-luigi-nap-gif-9233207602314102479

[bold surge]

Slaanesh is gross

[solid horizon]

slaneeshis perfect

[rose thorn]

Nah Slaanesh is gross and they ball with it

[solid horizon]

nuns are not surviving it

[rancid cove]

Depends if theyre the main character of the novel

[solid horizon]

does this look like a novel

[rancid cove]

"Does this look like a novel"

[solid horizon]

yeah no get some glasses

[bold surge]

What is with slaanesh and serpent s

[solid horizon]

your attempts at ragebait failed

[bold surge]

And

[rancid cove]

"Your attem-"

[solid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1502004971711762492/Inculta.gif

[bold surge]

Hey lynxiee is a follower of khorne

[solid horizon]

I dont think so

[rancid cove]

Chaos Undivided >>>>>

[solid horizon]

poser 🫵

[rancid cove]

Fuck having to choose a single god imma about to make all ruinous powers have to deal my shenanigans

[rancid cove]

"Poser" this "larper" that how about you just LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS HUH WHAT ABOUT THAT

[bold surge]

What is with slaanesh and snakes

[solid horizon]

youre the one to always use the larper and chud buzzwords but ok I guess

[rancid cove]

Buzz buzz buzz 🐝

[bold surge]

Buzzing is my thing

[solid horizon]

no way lynxiee is pretending to be typhus's cape

[rancid cove]

Unironically this has an explanation during False Gods but I forgot

[storm jungle]

They are one of the most common animals depicted as being sinful

or decadent

[rancid cove]

Yeah that

Thanks dilara

[storm jungle]

🫡

[solid horizon]

fulgrim

eat the apple

fulgrim

[rancid cove]

Sindermann explains that during False Gods

[bold surge]

Thankd

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rancid cove]

But I couldnt remember what it was

[bold surge]

No

[storm jungle]

god i read that as Eastermann from outlas trials

😭

[bold surge]

Slaanesh can go screw them self

[rancid cove]

Please stop gooning to the Director

[storm jungle]

never said i was, the fuck

🤨

[bold surge]

My uncles died of exess

[vagrant fox]

my most beloved eastermann?

[bold surge]

Who is this dude

[storm jungle]

long story

whos gonna tell him

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Joliet Easterman is a hero

[storm jungle]

also lmao

i write his name on google and get hot daddy art

[bold surge]

Of the imperium

[storm jungle]

ngl kinda fucks

stealing this for my pose refs

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[vagrant fox]

He runs MK Ultra for the good of everyone

[rancid cove]

I am outlasting my trials for him

[storm jungle]

gooner

[vagrant fox]

People get horny for Outlast Trials

[rancid cove]

Dude

Have you not seen the fanart for the antagonists?

People get horny for the neo-nazi cop guy

[vagrant fox]

The only one who gets spared is fucking Bambino

[storm jungle]

Leland Coyle is one of the Inquisition's greatest agents wdym

[rancid cove]

Its the internet, if something exists at least one person will be horny for them

[quiet orchid]

the rule 34

[rancid cove]

Yahu's strongest soldier

[quiet orchid]

that rule exists for a reason

[rancid cove]

Real

[storm jungle]

Donald's greatest soldier*

[lament shoal]

God this class is so fucking fun

[storm jungle]

bro is NOT Carpentering his brut rn

[vagrant fox]

Drugs and rampage is an all time combo for fun

[spare osprey]

Especially not with that framerate...

[rancid cove]

Donald is just a droid Yahu controls in the shadows like the Hivemind to the Gaunts

[spare osprey]

Think my favorite OST for lé drugé üser class would be Derelict Research.
Good stuff, good stuff.

[lament shoal]

This is on xbox cloud gaming, so this is great frame rate all things considered lmao. Trust me, it becomes genuinely unplayable when its bad

[spare osprey]

Ecksbawks.

[rancid cove]

Bro's darkest tide is when the horde hits and framerate drops to 4

[lament shoal]

Real

[lament shoal]

Would that make zionists genestealer cultists?

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/1zvyawig/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-adepta-sororitas/

We're so back

Celestials hitting on 2s

[arctic talon]

holy GOATed

[vagrant fox]

In this economy?

[rocky gale]

Sisters are so back

As some might say, sisters are doing it for themselves

[summer mural]

alright my guys

its that time of year

time to marathon all the resident evil movies

ITS TIIIMEEEEE for PEAK SCHLOCK

[rose thorn]

OH LMA

I thought they would hit on 3s

[rocky gale]

Na sisters hit on 3s by default

[vagrant fox]

It's just peak cinema

[rocky gale]

Now I can throw 30 Celestians and just beat everyone to death with maces

[arctic talon]

go my sisters murder them

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-bat-ready-hit-creep-gif-5364788

[summer mural]

also resident evil apocalypse is just fully available on yt

[storm jungle]

yea

[rocky gale]

It was filmed in the back of a bus with a £126 budget tbf

[summer mural]

how dare you

the umbrella license plate is peak cinema

[storm jungle]

because every single Resident Evil live-action movie is a pile of shit

also Mila yoyovich is a talentless hack

[hallow plover]

Yea but her husband is the producer 🙂

[summer mural]

well, underworld is better I guess

[storm jungle]

Yea I know lol

[summer mural]

both are peak schlock

[rocky gale]

Wait in thinking of the wrong movie

[storm jungle]

same guy who killed 2 stuntmen in the final RE movie

truly a visionary

[rose thorn]

UNDERWORLDS MENTION

[hallow plover]

What

[summer mural]

lul

[storm jungle]

Yeah LMAO

[rocky gale]

I'm thinking of Doom Extinction

[summer mural]

kate beckinsale vs mila

[rose thorn]

INVEST IN EMBERGARD

[storm jungle]

one of them horrifically died due to a stunt "accident"

the other was brutally mauled

its fucked

no one should die for these awful movies

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-resident-evil-milla-jovovich-horror-films-horror-movies-gif-8902543507501760145

ABSOLUTE

ART

[rocky gale]

The final one is pure slop

[summer mural]

i havent seen like the last 2

[rocky gale]

Like slop slop

[summer mural]

or last 3

[rocky gale]

Pigs turn their noses up at it

[summer mural]

or that tv show thing

or the animated shit

maybe I should marathon the underworld series instead

nah now Im committed

[storm jungle]

just skip them

[winged jacinth]

Uwe boll is an interesting fusion between film director and subsidy fraudster

[storm jungle]

like the RE "movies" are god awful and boring

just watch Underworld

[summer mural]

well I havent seen the last underworld either

but I find all of them trash, just like re, underworld has better actors though

and also it has leather

[storm jungle]

"leather"

latex more like

[summer mural]

like

[storm jungle]

like straight-up

[summer mural]

a lot of skintight things

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/kate-beckinsale-van-helsing-selene-gif-12148639994228315737

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-it-what-do-you-want-really-kate-beckinsale-underworld-gif-16213602

[rancid cove]

Underworld is so peak

[winged jacinth]

At least the first re movie was in an umbrella compound which forced it to be kind of interesting
As soon as she leaves raccoon city its like mad max

[rancid cove]

Do not ever diss it in my presence

[storm jungle]

the RE1 movie is legit fun

then it just goes off on nonsense

[summer mural]

underworld is just entertaining crap

[storm jungle]

its actually nuts

[summer mural]

also kate beckinsale is absurdly hot, so that helps

[rancid cove]

Entertaining gem*

[rocky gale]

Underworlds is enjoyable slop atleast

[winged jacinth]

you're ALL going to die down here.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/underworld-werewolf-lycan-gif-14223086

Peak werewolf transformation

The best id say

[summer mural]

well underworld has better actors

like the og vampire guy

bill nighe?

[rocky gale]

Rise of the Lycans, peak prequel as well

[summer mural]

rise of the lycans is my least fav

i like the others better