40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Blazer my queen 😭

protect us from Chudlander

[rancid cove]

Now you see, I'd agree with this if it some discussions weren't actually justified. Like Henry Cavils Superman- ALL BRO DID WAS AURA FARM
HE NEVER SAVED ANY LIVES

[spare osprey]

I have watched some fat nerd get paid in 20's, HUNDREDS of dollars to yap about powerscaling in all of his YouTube shorts.

[storm jungle]

Cavill in nerd-media has been a poison 💀

"SURELY CAVILL WILL DEBUNK WOKE 40K LORE"

Shut UP

[rancid cove]

The problem isn't Cavill, it's his dick-sucking incel fanbase
aka
Snyder DCU fans

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'm not really complaining about her plan. It makes complete sense.

Just more so the execution of her assumptions about human nature proven wrong. It should've been done in a somewhat slightly less stupid way.

Ashley telling Sister Sage that Soldier Boy has mixed emotions about Homelander and Sage ignoring it.

I get what they've tried to do. But I still think that Sage should've at least acknowledged it rather than just completely ignoring it like they did. Because although the writers probably assumed that the audience would assume that Sage is too arrogant to consider that. It still would've gone a long way to show her acknowledging it only to deny the possibility.

[rancid cove]

"the blueprint"

[opaque coyote]

I still think S5 was better than S4 though.

[storm jungle]

Counterpoint

even if she was an actual genius and written well people would still hate her

this is sadly the reality with supersmart characters in fiction

[rancid cove]

because she woman and also minority

[storm jungle]

She literally says that btw

[rancid cove]

People would hate her because shes not a white dude

[storm jungle]

and its extremely correct

[sharp pollen]

my dad is sure Cavill will save warhammer 40k live action series when it comes out

[rancid cove]

I hope it flops horribly just to spite people

[opaque coyote]

That is true.

But that doesn't mean that a super smart character that's actually written well wouldn't be appreciated.

[storm jungle]

Homelander asks her for an opinion and she says shes a black woman talking down to him for being dumb and he'll absolutely hate what she says and not listen to her

which is uhhh one of the most realistic bits ive seen lmao

[spare osprey]

No, Cavill won't erase the scary large women in gold armor.

[storm jungle]

Thats unfortunately always been done badly, theres like only 1 that comes to my mind and thats Dr Manhattan

he did the smartest thing imaginable

[opaque coyote]

I would agree.

But Cavill already got fucked over by the Netflix Witcher series. The story of the behind the scenes is downright sad.

Just let him have this man.

[storm jungle]

just left earth

because we are annoying

lol

[storm jungle]

I also hate this

I do not believe Cavill is an actual nerd until i see some actual footage of it lmao

[rancid cove]

"You'll save me from the woke mob, won't you...?"

[tough haven]

Yeah modern character discourse just boils down to "How well do they fight" and nothing else

[opaque coyote]

He is at least genuinely a fan for Witcher.

[storm jungle]

He didnt even read most of the books

[copper island]

could leto II from dune beat chudlander

[storm jungle]

i do not believe anything he says

[copper island]

POST-metamorphosis

[tough haven]

I will say, just watched invincible season 4 and some thragg scenes actually made my jaw drop

[copper island]

as in, god-emperor hybrid leto II

[tough haven]

I forgave everything else cause shit was cool

[rose thorn]

What’s the CS and LoE talking about lol

[storm jungle]

I KEPT telling people

LET EM COOK!

🗣️

[rancid cove]

Old but still relevant..... Somehow.

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/zoom-in-78--k01KR7H2TMJZZ5PT0ENF4G5FN7V

[storm jungle]

also lmfao one of my favs

[rancid cove]

A guy posted an edited version of that picture where the people gatekeeping were LGBTQ people on r/grimdank
Downvoted to hell
Went to his pfp
Guess? Black Templars enjoyer

[storm jungle]

posting it on grimdank was his biggest mistake

thats like one of the most pro-queer online places in 40k

lmao

[rose thorn]

The only outdated part is the guys on the left are playing the game and not just on YouTube shorts

[rancid cove]

Only reason I still am in that ceasepit... and because some times you can hit gold

[storm jungle]

Real.

also speaking of

https://bsky.app/profile/pantmonger.bsky.social/post/3mhk743om4c25

Pantmonger (@pantmonger.bsky.social)

"Nobody wants the new Custodies with the added women. Wokehammer never buys and the real fans hate it"
Meanwhile on pre-order day 1

Bluesky · Mar 21, 2026, 4:30 AM

putting this here for future use

"GW IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM GOING BANKRUPT!!!"

[rancid cove]

Add that to the 40k controversy chart
"Claimed nobody would buy. Instantly sold out."

[storm jungle]

lmao good point

[rose thorn]

Jesus first 500 usd?

[rancid cove]

watch them try to justify it somehow
"Y-YOU SEE, THATS N-NOT HOW G---GW PRE-ORDERS W-W-WORK!"

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/mocha-and-milk-mocha-bear-milk-and-mocha-bear-milk-and-mocha-gif-4149881861246985186

eternal sleep

[storm jungle]

best life

[storm jungle]

same with them posting the GW stocks when its down a line

[rancid cove]

Isn't that guys channel AIslop? Pretty sure the entire script is made by AI

[copper island]

are female space marines canon

[storm jungle]

Nope

no reason for them not to but marketing

[rancid cove]

No and I lack to see any reason why

to why they should exist

[copper island]

havent they released that new line of space marine heads with feminine-esque heads

[storm jungle]

No those are asian

[rancid cove]

LMFAO

Dilara

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

pull the chart

[storm jungle]

YEA IM ON IT

there was internet "controversy" over this btw

these people are insane

[copper island]

oh i see

[sharp pollen]

terminator kustodes waaaat

[storm jungle]

thats a dreadnaught dummy!

but yeah they exist

[copper island]

idk it would be cool

[storm jungle]

(tho they have terminators as well)

[rancid cove]

40k "controversy"
Looks inside
Chuds mad over "possible female invading their hobby"
what

[sharp pollen]

wait is that dread or terminator

[rancid cove]

Those are dreadnoughts

[sharp pollen]

i didnt get your joke

[sharp pollen]

wtf

[opaque coyote]

I wish server pfp wasn't a nitro excuse

[rancid cove]

That is a custode dreadnought, dumbhead

[opaque coyote]

I would totally change my pfp to a black Templar specifically for this server

[rancid cove]

These are custodes termie

[opaque coyote]

Just for shits and giggles

[storm jungle]

its usually uh

mini is a black guy or a woman

mini is a female character

[opaque coyote]

It's either this or some miniscule lore change that means nothing

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

Or both

[storm jungle]

remember the terminus decree?

where i said people would forget it in 2 weeks?

[rancid cove]

God I can remember the malding that happened on twitter over the GW post making an eldar black

[storm jungle]

Welp

what happened next?

lol

[storm jungle]

YEA

like, eldar are not solely white

its just a tolkien effect

[opaque coyote]

Eldar have melanin?

Jk

[rancid cove]

The Terminus Decree is still kinda funny to me because
like
It's pretty much a trap to attract powerful psykers to ascended Emps to yum yum on

[opaque coyote]

Ouughh... sexy dark skinned toned elven men

[spare osprey]

That ride dinosaurs!

[storm jungle]

Yeah my main thing was people were making SUCH a huge deal

youtube videos

twitter posts

social media outrage

then.. nothing

because it doesnt fucking MATTER

[rancid cove]

"Ten thousand chuds used to argue over this... Now it's a ghost thread"

[storm jungle]

goated reference

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I just think it's a check to see if it's not just some poser.

Like if the Emperor actually came back

Well the grey knights would become crushed cans

If it's some dumbass trying to take power

Uhhh

Swiss cheese

[copper island]

if i was in charge of the imperium... heh, let's just say some things would be DIFFERENT

[opaque coyote]

New decree

SMs must be naked and oiled up

[rocky gale]

Forcefemming will continue until Morale improves

[opaque coyote]

Actually don't they already apply oil to their skin?

Like as a ritual

[outer wave]

SMs must have annual gladiator-esque wrestling tournies where they are always oiled up

[opaque coyote]

I distinctly remember that

[rancid cove]

I think it's just a way to get the Grey Knights which are very powerful psykers to become sacrifice to newly ascended Emps
If Malcador had said "become willing sacrifice to him" it might create some... resistant warriors who wouldn't want to

[spare osprey]

I don't think I've met a singular Gray Knight fan, now that I think about it.

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbh I would think that.

But they literally have his geneseed

Like

[copper island]

i agree with this notion

[opaque coyote]

They would definitely throw themselves at him to get succ'd

[rancid cove]

...Yeah, same! And I've met 3 Iron Hands fans
Clearly this means.... Iron Hands upscale!

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I think it's because Grey Knights barely got shit but they're still popular enough to be known

[rancid cove]

Still, it's obvious the Grey Knights are not wining this scenario lmao
So it's just a trap to guarantee they die

[opaque coyote]

Again, personally think it's confirmation to see if it ain't some poser

[spare osprey]

The extent of my GK knowledge is: TTS Draigo was a lil' funné.

[opaque coyote]

Have you ever eaten a tangerine?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE??

GATE OF INFI-

GATE OF INFographic

[fervent geode]

Draigo will never be forgiven

[opaque coyote]

GATE!

[spare osprey]

-# Ordo Draigo present!

[fervent geode]

Linus Geronitan will die x100

[copper island]

other than marketing to chuds, i dont really see anything wrong with releasing female space marines/space marine heads

[fervent geode]

There’s some lore issues I guess

But yeah

[copper island]

lore changes all the time

or so i've heard 👀

[fervent geode]

This is a huge one compared to custards tho

[opaque coyote]

Probably because SMs also are a criticism of masculinity on some level.

Their entire thing is being basically dumb man babies

Himbos

[fervent geode]

Yeah and they are a toxic masculinity critique

[copper island]

i can see that

that's like the only good reason for it

[rocky gale]

Cawl discovers the fault that was preventing female SM's

"You had it set to M for Male, when you should have had it set to W for Wumbo"

[outer wave]

I personally dont care either or really, but SMs being the male oriented faction feels fine, especially when SoB exists as an all female faction

[fervent geode]

Top ten big e science fails

[copper island]

yeah but the SoBs are like an entirely different dynamic and asthetic than space marines

[opaque coyote]

Like there's a reason why 90% of chapters have trainings be like

"GO TO ASSCRACK CANYON AND FIGHT SEVERAL MUTANT DRAGONS TO PROVE YOURSELF AS A WORTHY ASPIRANT"

[fervent geode]

For custards we’ve never known their creation process and them being able to intake females makes complete sense to me

[spare osprey]

I think I remember one tidbit of the Black Templars (I think) training a gal who turned out to be the best of the bunch.
And was regrettably shoo'd towards becoming a SoB.
Infuriating.

[fervent geode]

But for Astartes we kind of do know too much about it

[fervent geode]

Go to bumfuck mtn NOWWWW

[outer wave]

True true, at the very least itd be fun to see people mald over the female SM announcement

[copper island]

chat instantly revives as soon as female space marines are mentioned

lore chat century of prosperity

[rocky gale]

We love women in this chat

[opaque coyote]

In all honesty I think that's why

The best way would be to just give SoB some more stuff

New official orders and color codes

[outer wave]

True!

[opaque coyote]

Female SMs would kinda steal their thunder somewhat

[fervent geode]

Yeah sorta

[opaque coyote]

Since y'know they're both power armored overly religious zealots

Just in different and unique ways

[copper island]

i do see the critique of martial masculinity within space marines

[fervent geode]

I wouldn’t be too miffed but I just don’t reckon it’s too necessary is all

[opaque coyote]

Yeah exactly

I wouldn't care

[fervent geode]

But malding chuds would be funny

[opaque coyote]

But like

[fervent geode]

So

[opaque coyote]

I prefer SoBs

[fervent geode]

Same

[opaque coyote]

Also having normal people in power armor is always interesting

Or well "normal"

SoBs aren't normal in mind that's for sure

[spare osprey]

Women are cool.

[bold surge]

Wair what

[copper island]

that's fvcking woke kid

get the fuck out of my chat

[outer wave]

Holy Frick, the wokah....

[opaque coyote]

Woker

[bold surge]

Hi ork

[outer wave]

Da Wokah

[opaque coyote]

Ghazkgull says while he wakes up from his nap

(beauty sleep is important)

[bold surge]

Dakka Da wokah

[rancid cove]

Modded Night Lord drip on Space marine 2

[opaque coyote]

Nice

[bold surge]

Great job

[fervent geode]

[rancid cove]

And here's the assault

[fervent geode]

Very sunless world

[bold surge]

Can show u my sw

[fervent geode]

10/10

[bold surge]

Can I show u guys my sw

[copper island]

this reeks

YOU reek.....................

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382674892354748417/1423394499010236587/ImsohungryIcouldeatacatanorangecat.gif

[rancid cove]

Yeah but you're gonna need media perms

[bold surge]

Great job long live the night haunter

[rancid cove]

Yap a bit till you get the convict role

[spare osprey]

He didn't live all that long...

[bold surge]

Are th3 night lords aways broke

[rancid cove]

no

Well, depends

[fervent geode]

Depends on the warband

Yeah

Some are poorer some are richer

[rancid cove]

Majority of chaos warbands aren't broke broke like the ones in the Night Lord Omnibus

[fervent geode]

They’re just really poor

[bold surge]

They wear skins because their primarsh is a serial killer

[bold surge]

Who is jago

[fervent geode]

First Captain

One of Night Haunter’s two Top Guys

[bold surge]

He is his cruzes right hand

Is

I am new to the universe

[rancid cove]

There's a difference between poor and homeless
Most warbands are poor, Talos's warband was homeless
The Convenant of Blood could barely be called a vessel, that shit needed more repairs than the Millenium Falcon and their squads could barely have more than 6 marines

[timid pasture]

Wish that game had more of that

[rancid cove]

let alone their armor which the servo wiring was already gone

[bold surge]

Talos ?

[timid pasture]

The fun in Sm2 for me is 50% gameplay and 50% playing dress up

[rancid cove]

Leading protagonist of the Night Lords trilogy

[rancid cove]

Same, that's why I've only been playing modded recently
Will only drop modded when patch 13 drops

Until there, I'm gucci

big ass overview of my warband is going great

[copper island]

konrad kirk

is that a titan

[rancid cove]

yes

imperator titan

biggest Titan type in the Imperium

also why the fuck are you using the knife

[copper island]

i like the knife !

and i got a cool skin on it

[opaque coyote]

My favorite dumbass

[rancid cove]

He's also my favorite dumbass but dear lord

Reading that book was not good for my overall perspective of chaos warbands, especially because it was like my first ever 40k books

That book made me think for a while that 90% of Chaos Warbands are homeless as them, especially the Night Lords

and I was like "HOW CAN THEY EVEN FIGH WITH THE IMPERIUM CONSTANTLY"

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they are.

[rancid cove]

Took me a while to figure it out that Vandreds warband are just extremely fucking homeless

[opaque coyote]

Why do you think Abaddon has to organize

And why do you think people even join the BL in the first place

You either join up or you're kinda homeless

Basically most Warbands need a deal with the Dark Mechanicum to not be as homeless as the NL trilogy warband

Which is also how Abaddon even attracts them all

"I FUCKING HATE WORKING UNDER SOMEONE."

"I can give you an actual bolter that isn't broken."

"...okay maybe it's better to sell out."

[rancid cove]

Who is willing to read my fuckass overview of my warband

[quiet orchid]

Me

I'll always read it

[rancid cove]

Look man I said this before, the majority of chaos warbands are broke yes but Talos's case is different
They were actual bums

[rancid cove]

[spare osprey]

Shareth the lore.

[rancid cove]

I shall DM you

[bold surge]

Abby is a idot

I do not see why he is war master

[outer wave]

Likely because he's been gifted by all 4 chaos gods to be the next Warmaster for Chaos Undivided

[crystal forum]

he got rid of cadia

which is more than any other CSM can say

[spare osprey]

Didn't he destroy Cadia with the most unga-bunga tactic imaginable?
Throw ship-fortress at planet?

[daring creek]

black fortress yeah

Watching Terrible Writing Advice on writing cults

[heady rivet]

Because he's not. Canonically, he's been serving up W after W for Chaos.

And has in-universe plot armor thats 50% Chaos gods fucking with him and 50% Chaos gods dragging the long war out on purpose

[daring creek]

k e k

Current idea is a cult with disney esque aesthetics

hmm...

maybe not disney but somewhere around that

I need an ideology.

[tough haven]

LMAO, nice self delusion from my friend

I hope he aint serious

[daring creek]

Listening to this and writing it down....the part about "convincing the cultists the rest of the world is out to get them" reminds me of right wing commentators saying christians are being persecuted

[daring creek]

what is this...

[tough haven]

Idk man

[daring creek]

Oh

chad shit

a....

probably joking

[tough haven]

Gods I hope so

[daring creek]

The ideas I'm getting are really interesting.

Right now I'm thinking mental re-conditioning before the physical transformation. So theyre more Obedient after. I think the serum might be the glue that keeps them resistant to escaping the cult

hm.

yap yap.

[spare osprey]

Yip yap.

[lament shoal]

Would beasts of Nurgle qualify as demigods?

[jade holly]

Is Star Wardens a good homebrew name based on Atlas?

[heady rivet]

In what way? Just Daemons

[heady rivet]

Spess Mehreens, presumably?

[spare osprey]

I dig it!

[heady rivet]

It does sound very "explorer"

[jade holly]

I’m thinking of having them be an IF successor that is naval based and focuses on the defense of further out star systems. And following the mentality of Atlas, they’re burdened by the horrors of what they do in the name of humanity, but if they were to shrug this burden off of themselves humanity would only be one step closer to ruin

so they’re very melancholic, reserved and focused on simply doing what needs to be done

I think I got a better name: The Burdened

[heady rivet]

That is not better than Star Wardens tbh

Star Wardens sounded very Spess Mehreen chapter

Like closee to canon type

[jade holly]

I feel like it helps capture their mentality more tbh

Plus we have chapters like the Lamenters

or the Subjugators

The Burdened feels right at home imo

[opaque coyote]

Beasts of Burden

Yes that would comparing them to mules but like

That would be the point.

[jade holly]

I mean it fits, they’re warhorses who commit atrocities simply because they know what happens if they just stop

What would be a good geneseed flaw to hammer in the “burden” part of this

[opaque coyote]

Mules after all, are a combo of horse and donkeys made to specifically be a servant to humanity

Which is why they're infertile

They're missing a chromosome due to this

Their existence is unnatural. Genetically made for one purpose only.

Just like a Space Marine

[jade holly]

Like I want them to be the opposite of the BT, both IF successors but where BT take pride in their crusades, these guys recognize the horrors they’re doing but still go along with it simply because “if we don’t do it, someone else will”

[opaque coyote]

This wouldn't be a genetic flaw more so characterization

But Mules are known to be especially stubborn

This is actually due to their intelligence. They're very safety conscious

They will evaluate a situation before committing to it

If they're uncertain in their footing. They will refuse to commit

Once a Mule makes up it's mind. It's hard to change it

They also have very long memories and are very unforgiving.

Which manifests as outbursts of defiant or rebellious behavior.

They also refuse to be bullied into submission. They would rather die

Considering IF are already stubborn. You could take that to 11 for them.

[jade holly]

Not sure that’s the direction I wanna go for these guys. Their entire schtick is gonna be when they get on the ground they dig their boots in HARD. They bear the burden with an unspoken endurance and fight until the threat no longer exists even if it means only 1 survives

But I don’t think going the rebellious or refusing to fight if they’re uncertain route is what I wanna do

I guess before anything I need to hone in on “The Burden”tm

[opaque coyote]

True but the stubborn route you definitely could

[jade holly]

A stubborness rivaled only by the IW

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Along with very detailed planning

Like...

Very detailed

You can also imagine some Chapter conflict from that

[jade holly]

Overall I want the personality of the homebrew to be melancholic, reserved and… damnit what’s the word of thinking of

Where they’ve accepted what they are despite not liking it?

[opaque coyote]

"STICK TO THE FUCKING PLAN. TITUS YOU FUCK STOP MAKING IT UP ON THE FLY."

[opaque coyote]

Resigned

[jade holly]

That’s it

Melancholic, reserved and resigned

[lament shoal]

It being mortal (sorta) and it being a divine entity

[rancid cove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/Ma3KxvMow9

Cool as fuck

[arctic talon]

Too much hair volume/j

[fervent geode]

Very Kydomor

[copper island]

are these cosmetic and heraldry paintings lore accurate? i tried making an ultramarine captain

i couldnt get the yellow strip on the left shoulder pad unfortunately

[arctic talon]

Looks fine to me

[copper island]

thx !

[ripe forum]

Anyone here like warhammer fantasy

[fervent geode]

I like it

[ripe forum]

I drew this character, she's an Ogress raised by halflings in the moot, wandering the Empire for work

[fervent geode]

Cool lol

Nvm

Anyways nice drawing

[ripe forum]

Nevermind?

[fervent geode]

No I asked if she was from mootland like a dumbass

I didn’t see you already said she got raised there

[ripe forum]

Gunning you down

Anyways

Her names Belyra because duh,

[fervent geode]

Woe is me, you start now the Vampire war four

[heady rivet]

We only enjoy the REAL Warhammer here

[fervent geode]

[heady rivet]

And yes there is a Necromunda property

[ripe forum]

My biggest issue with 40k is that it isn't warhammer fantasy

[fervent geode]

It has big mechas tho

[heady rivet]

And Munda

Although I will acknowledge that yes, Mordheim exists

And also is pretty soulful from what I see but I havent played

[fervent geode]

And Kill Team

[fervent geode]

There is a primal urge for big mechas

[heady rivet]

I wanna blow my head smoove off that i didnt nab Voidscarred Corsairs KT tbh

[fervent geode]

Same but for hivestorm

Now if I buy it of the scalpers I’ll go bankrupt smdh

[lament shoal]

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

[heady rivet]

Always has been

[sacred ginkgo]

Genchat greyname marine chudlings are so entertaining

[lament shoal]

What happened

[sacred ginkgo]

John genericus homophobias joined gen chat and started being normal and well adjusted

[lament shoal]

Ah

Sounds about right lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

All these little bigotlings are so fun to watch once you realize what they are

[heady rivet]

Right as I was indoctrinating about Munda

[sacred ginkgo]

They're all exactly the same person too

You can't tell them apart

[heady rivet]

I will say one guy did correctly point put people love to engage with them rather than pinging wardens and moving on

[sacred ginkgo]

He did drop an absolutely fire line though
Something along the lines of "I've been being called a bigot for 10 years your buzzwords mean nothing to me"

Really funny

[sacred ginkgo]

I like to extract my little bit of joy from these empty husks

[heady rivet]

What joy is there in giving them the reactions they seek

[sacred ginkgo]

Seeing their overwritten scripted lines

Nothing I do will change their thoughts or sense of superiority

Its just interesting seeing what they do, acting like they're the second coming of christ while saying something that would pass for Shadow dialogue

[jade holly]

POV: You got dove by a Wolverine who was thrown by the Thing as Widow
https://youtube.com/shorts/rxvt4LVxTVA?si=MSSYXi1uYCm6NGA6

[lament shoal]

I wonder if he’ll ever notice the pattern

[sacred ginkgo]

No

[ocean narwhal]

tau activities

[heady rivet]

[ocean narwhal]

are tau even good for anything other than sex appeal

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/what-ash-williams-evil-dead-bruce-campbell-yegagwy-gif-26228285

[daring creek]

Xenophile

Also no I don't think they've been depicted as alluring yet.

Unless I'm completely wrong

Seeing how gw is..theres a non zero chance they feed into it.

[arctic talon]

They’re cool

[celest dome]

They're introducing a cool style, and could introduce more xenos culture (If GW had the balls to do so)

[rocky gale]

Cool isn't allowed in 40k, it would get in the way of the Space Marine release schedule

[surreal nest]

If someone shits their pants to own the wokies they still shit their pants

I think teddy roosevelt said that

[ocean narwhal]

bad to the bone organ riff

[fervent geode]

Railguns and big mechas

Nuff said

[urban spire]

rather than pinging dilara and watching her engage with them instead

[near wasp]

Good God I forgot how bad gen chat was

This is legit the only chat I'm in

Well besides book club but I'm a nerd soooo

[summer mural]

speaking of nerds

and books

is there only one comic book about old man logan

or are there many versions

[celest dome]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_Logan#Collected_editions

Quite a few issues

But only 1 run as of yet

[summer mural]

yeah theres exactly 50 issues

i just wanna make sure theres only 1 series

because the series says 2016

which is surprising I thought old man logan was an older run lol

[celest dome]

I feel like Facebook is trying to push for far-right stuff more than usual atm.

[scenic trout]

as all social medias have been for a while

[storm jungle]

Just read the original run

the others kinda go to dumb places

[viral halo]

Old Man Logan is overhyped unfortch

[viral halo]

Been like this for a few years, the facebook stuff (instagram included) basically removed censorship after being caught censoring right leaning things during a campaign cycle, and admitting there was a degree of political pressuring from above that made them do that--since then they've taken the wheels off and just anything goes on their products, some of it to the point of absolute lunacy, in order to avoid further investigation from the current sitting American administration

Zuckerberg also seems to be getting more politically right leaning since his health/exercise journey and kinda being adopted into the Rogan school of things

[storm jungle]

I think it does a good job reminding people that America is a pile of shit even afte ran apocalypse

[summer mural]

oh god

[storm jungle]

its importan tto teach people these things 🙏

[summer mural]

the "rogan school"

https://tenor.com/view/omg-he-finally-finished-a-full-sentence-gif-26746139

[storm jungle]

Siggy is its most devout diciple

https://klipy.com/gifs/jre-joe-rogan--k01KR97JZJWG42D22VZKV0AFH23

[viral halo]

I think some of it was nonsensical like why would magneto ever side with red skull, a nazi?

Dude is literally a holocaust survivor

[storm jungle]

Because the writers are hacks

[viral halo]

major character point

[summer mural]

[storm jungle]

i just wanna see logan kill people

it aint that deep

[summer mural]

Im just looking for a single series to read lol

one that actually ends

[viral halo]

Not a fan outside of his contributions to martial arts

and his work against the opioid crisis I also appreciate

[storm jungle]

"contribution"

hes a fascist-enabling chud

not that different from any rightoid

[summer mural]

also I wanted to get into xmen as a comic but its so hard deciding where to begin

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

its gigantic yeah

[rancid cove]

i got

[storm jungle]

i tried but failed and just read Krakoa stuff instead

[rancid cove]

A devious image

[summer mural]

also joe rogan used to be likeable, now hes just a trump dana loving ultra rich scumbag

[storm jungle]

He has done nothing but also push up right-wing shit

[viral halo]

1980s is generally a good starting point

[storm jungle]

hes a two faced twat

he goes "oh no i didnt know it would get this bad" then jumps into doing the exact thigns he was doing beforehand

[summer mural]

is 1980s the original uncanny xmen?

[storm jungle]

another grifter

[viral halo]

I'm saying I don't like his podcast and political stuff I mainly grew up with him as an mma reporter and fear factor host

never really watched his show or anything

[storm jungle]

He sucks either way is my point.

His only relevance is basically being a dumbass through memes

[summer mural]

also I considered briefly reading the 1960 original spiderman, but I actually am employed atm. so thats a no go

[storm jungle]

well as long as you live outside the US lol

[storm jungle]

Spiderman: Homeless

[summer mural]

[viral halo]

Ultimate spiderman from the early 2000s is probably the spiderman to read

imo

[summer mural]

ive read that

thats the only marvel comic ive read

[viral halo]

ultimate X men is VERY BAD

[solid horizon]

joe rogan is an ogryn like alex jones

[summer mural]

i didnt like the ultimate avengers either , the ultimates, seemed like a bunch of crap

[viral halo]

The Ultimates (avengers) is not great either though I didn't mind the depiction of a period accurate cap

[storm jungle]

the Ultimates is universally bad

but in like "lmfao jesus christ" kind of way

its peak mid 2000's american jingoism

[summer mural]

ultimate spiderman was good until it got to the ultimates

[viral halo]

Ultimate Spiderman is the only good part of that era

[summer mural]

hence im looking for a good marvel comic

[solid horizon]

like who tf listens to these drugged out yelling balding gorillas and seriously believes what they say enough to side with them

[viral halo]

Frank Miller's daredevil runs and wolverine are great

[viral halo]

impressionable teenage boys

[storm jungle]

aka easy to brainwash

[solid horizon]

yeah I guess

disgusting tactics but still tactics I suppose

[storm jungle]

[summer mural]

nice, il check those out

[celest dome]

What was that Avenger vs Xmen comics ? God that one was insufferable

[winged jacinth]

The thing i like joe rogan is you can tell him anything and he'll go "WOAH" and then 5 minutes later you can say something completely contradictory and he'll go "WOAH" again without any questions
Its like he only exists instantaneously and not as a continuous entity

[viral halo]

Miller's wolverine miniseries from the 80s is generally considered to be THE wolverine story

character defining for the modern era

[storm jungle]

Adeptus Ridiculous type shit

[viral halo]

it's 4 issues iirc

[summer mural]

4 issues?

[jade holly]

Everyone shut up I just got the best news ever

[summer mural]

be right back lol

[jade holly]

Blue Planet 3 is in production

And David Attenborough is narrating

[solid horizon]

I remember when I saw alex jones for the first time in memes and thought it was a satire skit

[viral halo]

I rememebr when alex jones was a boss fight in DMC devil may cry

[winged jacinth]

Im still on blue planet 1 i didnt think we'd built the rockets

[jade holly]

Blue Planet 2 had some crazy moments

[viral halo]

yea it's claremont and Miller's wolverine, 1980s, 4 issues

it's peak

I'm the very best at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice without baby wipes and a bidet

[summer mural]

ohh

thats literally like

the first wolverine comic

where he goes to japan and becomes a samurai

spiritually.

[vagrant fox]

woah

just like nioh 1

[storm jungle]

you can tell a team of white guys wrote this

[summer mural]

well

its the first ever one featuring him as the mc

iirc

apparently people liked it because frank miller convinced them wolverine isnt a hard drinking cowboy

and hes mostly a ninja murdering samurai

[urban spire]

he's not-

come on man you're from canada

[storm jungle]

again the western mindset

when in doubt, go to japan

kek

[summer mural]

also

why are there 50 issues of darth vader the comic

that are insanely popular

[storm jungle]

because its Darth Vader

one of the greatest and most popular characters in fiction

they will milk it lol

[summer mural]

fuck that brisket

[near wasp]

The Vader comics are really good ngl

[summer mural]

yeah they are pretty popular

and highly rated

I cant imagine thats because they suck

[near wasp]

They do a lot good. Including adding bleeding kybers

Which is like my favorite addition to the lore that Disney ever did

[languid meadow]

fun fact

it was always supposed to be like that but novels decided "nah they're synthetic"

disney just brought it back

[viral halo]

They're good too

disney star wars has had many a fumble but the comics are not one of them

[languid meadow]

disney star wars is so funny to me

like the one thing they never mess up is vader

[viral halo]

it's hard to

he's a classic tragic villian

Heavily archetyped

[languid meadow]

outside of the sequal era honestly disney star wars has been decent to good

high republic is rough in some spots but good in others

I love the new version of the inquisitors compared to legends even if they were rough on reveal

them in maul was so good

https://tenor.com/view/in-battle-marrok-darth-maul-star-wars-maul---shadow-lord-dueling-gif-12152873711319119872

[summer mural]

theres a new maul show

[languid meadow]

yes

[summer mural]

which I havent seen

[languid meadow]

it's good

[shadow plover]

I literally just started it 20 minutes ago

seems quite good

[summer mural]

I havent seen the last 2 disney star wars things, the maul show and that skeleton crew stuff

[languid meadow]

I haven't seen skeleton crew

seems interesting but not my vibe

[summer mural]

i havent seen that agatha show either

or s2 of luke cage, jessica jones, ironfist and defenders

I saw s1 of all of them and except jessica jones they were very skippable

ironfist s1 was actively one of the objectively worst things I have ever seen

[languid meadow]

I haven't watched a marvel show since loki season 2

[summer mural]

daredevil is worth watching all of it

and wanda vision

the rest are just okay, some of them worse some of them mid

but daredevil wanda vision and loki are all really good

[viral halo]

bad batch was pretty good

daredevil great
Punisher season 1 is great, season 2 is mid

[summer mural]

i didnt like the last season of bad batch

the first season was good

also punisher s1 Id give like, 6 out of 10

[viral halo]

I loved punisher season 1

[summer mural]

i liked him better in daredevil personally, much better

[viral halo]

He was better in daredevil cause they just adapted the best parts of ennis and dillon's Welcome Back, Frank which came to define the character

[rocky gale]

Bad Batch was alright, it just wasn't the show I wanted it to be

[languid meadow]

I liked tech

then they dropped him

honestly bad batch feels weird because it feels like it was made to plug up sequel plot holes

the tantis scenes were cool at least

[viral halo]

good soldiers follow orders

[languid meadow]

also scorch just being there

https://tenor.com/view/yes-empire-sir-star-wars-gif-27634948

[storm jungle]

its basically Warhammer Crime but Star Wars, extremely good highly recommend it

[languid meadow]

the best lightsabers have felt in so long

[storm jungle]

Absolutely. I was expecting bleak, instead I got PEAK

[rancid cove]

Justaerin or whatever look at this fat fucking chud

[rose thorn]

They want to make space marine 2 into HH so bad lmao

[rancid cove]

yeah the name of the mod is literally Horus Heresy Overhaul

[rose thorn]

Ah lol

[rancid cove]

It's pretty good

I'm also using the HH icon mod

good shit

Its pretty fun

[fervent geode]

Lupercal or smth

[rancid cove]

This is one of my most basic looks but its one of my favorites

[storm jungle]

LITERALLY

I like Twoboots a lot for that

[rancid cove]

Alongside this SoH inductii

[storm jungle]

he basically fucked it all up lol

[languid meadow]

really can't express how much I like what they did with every character they're all great

[storm jungle]

even the Inquisitors, the faceless generic loser bad guys

[languid meadow]

actually gave Marrok a character

[storm jungle]

absolutely insane lol

[storm jungle]

ill still never get over that other one whos just Reaper from Overwatch

such an edgelord lmao

but even he was cool

[rancid cove]

Disney when it comes to giving Star Wars animations the best fucking writing ever:
Disney when i comes to live action movies:

[languid meadow]

I love how he was weirded out by Marrok

they're both so stupid I love them

also they got rid of the helicopter flight for the inquisitor sabers

so I can like them now without feeling stupid

the blades on the hilts when they spin is just peak sith type shit

[storm jungle]

great example of "no bad ideas just awful execution"

[summer mural]

is marrok that guy ahsoka no hands

[storm jungle]

nah its the knight-face

[summer mural]

damn

i havent seen him

[storm jungle]

11th is the Reaper overwatch guy

[summer mural]

maybe I should watch maul

[storm jungle]

you should

[languid meadow]

pretty sure he's dead atp of ashoka since he explodes with night sister magic

https://tenor.com/view/marrok-star-wars-inquisitor-i-know-what-you-are-inquisitor-marrok-gif-4441994371422173668

so I do wonder how far he made it

but def one of the longest living inquisitors

[summer mural]

i appreciate how scrubby 90% of the inquisitors are

[vagrant fox]

Helicopter lightsaber can have no good execution ok

[summer mural]

but theres no one better than them left alive so here qe go

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-kung-fu-trained-wrong-wimp-lo-gif-27152837

inquisitors are just this

on purpose

[languid meadow]

the flying part is ass but the spinning blade is really cool

[summer mural]

the flying part is the helicopter bit lol

if they just spun theyd be fine

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-to-attack-darth-maul-star-wars-maul---shadow-lord-fighting-stance-combat-stance-gif-4386304274219211882

[summer mural]

also I have some respect for dave filoni on the sheer scope of him being a sw fan and now hes inserted his baby ahsoka into the entire setting

mans living the nerd dream

[storm jungle]

I meant the concept of the sword itself

the helicopter shit is bad

[summer mural]

it looks really bad

[vagrant fox]

It's just the flying bit I don't like

[storm jungle]

yeah it would be way better if they used it to like lunge forward or some shit

which they DO in Maul

[summer mural]

especially when they did in that fight against maul and ahsoka back in the day, near the holocron pyramid

[arctic talon]

I’m fine with the spinning, the helicopter shit is too much though

[languid meadow]

Maul fixes a lot of issues with inquisitors

[arctic talon]

Probably why it was only done that one time lol

[languid meadow]

makes them menacing

[vagrant fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kobmgb3byK0

This lives rent free in my head

[storm jungle]

again just awful

[vagrant fox]

Fazlija really popped off with helikopter helikopter

[languid meadow]

||https://youtu.be/XI_geFRSgpA?si=nBWodLKILdOdoai0|| maul spoilers but yeah this whole scene is just so good

[storm jungle]

PEAK

[languid meadow]

I love how they fight

straight up rabid animals

[vagrant fox]

Man Star War is almost cool sometimes

[storm jungle]

Had to get this clip

what a fucking idiot lmfao

[languid meadow]

the only two inquisitors in rebels I ever cared about was the GI and the 7th sister

the rest were boring as balls

sucks the GI is in super force hell now

[storm jungle]

lmao yeah, tho im a 2nd Sister stan

https://klipy.com/gifs/trilla-suduri-the-second-sister-6--k01KR9BXMS2PMSSY10X07GGDHA0

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[languid meadow]

2nd sister, 1st brother, uhh 9th sister, and GI

all cool

[storm jungle]

im gonna need more slopquisitors Mr Filoni i need them all

[vagrant fox]

At least that's funny

[languid meadow]

lack of purgetroopers in maul is lowkey ass tho

https://tenor.com/view/purge-trooper-gif-5919364073687268838

[storm jungle]

Shit thats a good point

its weird because they've never appeared in animated media i think

[summer mural]

they havent yeah

they only exist so cal kestis has a reason to use different saber moves

[scenic trout]

the aura farm attempt is crazy

[storm jungle]

Bro was NOT cooking

[scenic trout]

[storm jungle]

this is the equilavent of a space marine engaging his jump-pack and it exploding him

[scenic trout]

Just a slight malfuction from jump pack

[viral halo]

how was jedi survivor btw

[storm jungle]

It was pretty well liked?

not much to say aside from that, just a good/fun game

Also lots of other great aspects but that'd make an entire list lol

[rancid cove]

Fun game, fun sequel to the first one but nothing really special about it either

[viral halo]

Only played fallen order, liked it

I wish star wars squadrons was a bigger success

probably was one of my favorite games ever on release

[rancid cove]

Never played squadron

I don't like the vehicle focused games like those

War Thunder and shit

[spare osprey]

Every Sith to ever exist is either screaming or hollering in laughter in they grave right now.

It's like a God damn blooper.

[rancid cove]

@storm jungle They got Homelanderfied Asmongold

is this your goat

[viral halo]

War Thunder has taken years off my life

I LOVE vehicle combat

anything with tanks basically

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

genuinely hope he gets [redacted]

[viral halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

Asmongold is like a dark souls withered

[languid meadow]

hollow

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-gif-22672301

[vagrant fox]

Playing early cold war has cost me dearly

[languid meadow]

when you play any nation but the US, Soviets, or Israel in early cold war

[hollow lantern]

Just stop playing wt

Your life will get better

[vagrant fox]

I did get bored of it again

Playing the M60 and M103 was less than fun

[celest cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jh-dE-fyPn0

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/hedgebrush/status/2053469873267761329?s=20

Hedgebrush (@hedgebrush)

>"ooh the Imperial Guard are so tough they're the real badasses of 40k"
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FxTwitter · May 10, 2026, 1:39 PM

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/9idi5uub/sunday-preview-march-out-with-the-cities-of-sigmar/

[celest dome]

Ye, fuck Stuart Little

[heady rivet]

Cockfort

Is this anything

[languid meadow]

Vostroyans at the bottom of the page

https://tenor.com/view/not-you-animated-family-guy-peter-griffin-gif-10660839080259207683

[heady rivet]

Did they reveal price yet

For Vostroyans

[languid meadow]

no

or at least not from what I can find

mmm the grenadiers are so good

[rose thorn]

Who lmao

[summer mural]

Thorgrim "grudgebringer"

getting his name wrong is part of stuart littles dastardly schemes

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-3-total-war-dwarf-high-king-gif-10259345354820466011

[languid meadow]

funny as hell to me that firearms tech kind of went backwards

from fantasy to aos

in fantasy they had flintlocks and such in the main line troopers now they're all handgonnes or matchlocks

the only flintlocks I can really think of in cities is the pistols

[celest dome]

Are the Grenadier using Matchlocks ?

[languid meadow]

yes

and the fusiliers are using handgonnes which are the cannons on sticks

[celest dome]

The one with the Pepperbox gun has a flintlock no ?

[languid meadow]

it's hard to tell but it could be either

I think the only thing I can really say with confidence is a flintlock is the pistol

[arctic talon]

They still do have flintlocks tbf, we just don’t have handgunners on the tabletop lol

[rocky gale]

[rose thorn]

Absolute fire

[dapper gyro]

Look like the rook in chess.

Which is a compliment just to be clear.

[daring creek]

This looks so fucking silly

[rocky gale]

You see Castelite doctrine is effectively the realisation that the Cities of Sigmar only endured the age of Chaos because of their walls, so they have utilised that by bringing their walls with them

With these being the Gate

[daring creek]

[rocky gale]

That's literally the lore

[dapper gyro]

Knowing wall is effective and bless... weaponize it for advance.

IF would approve.

[daring creek]

I believe it I just don't agree with the look of the minis

[rocky gale]

Agree with this

https://klipy.com/gifs/james-harden-throat-punch--k01KR9HKQJM98KB06QWFTTM50VS

[daring creek]

Those 2 are ogyrns yeah?

[rocky gale]

No

[dapper gyro]

I mean, it is still Warhammer table top, it will keep being silly..

[daring creek]

Warhammer chuds when you slightly don't like something 🥀

[daring creek]

Not realistic = bad

[rocky gale]

This is an Ogor, the AoS version of Ogryn

These are Gargants (Giants)

They are even bigger

[daring creek]

Nice

I wonder what its like to be the guy in the tower

I think id get motion sick

[dapper gyro]

I don't know, the right one looks realistic, just like you.

(please don't kill me)

[storm jungle]

Ogres, dummy

which is literalyl the joke on ogryns names

banned

[daring creek]

Average warhammer fan 😒

They don't even have an underbite like I do

[rocky gale]

They aren't even Ogors!

[daring creek]

So inaccurate

[daring creek]

Chud

[rocky gale]

I shouldn't be surprised, Dilara only knows Space Marine and Krieg lore

[dapper gyro]

Knowledge out of spite

A hateful spirit

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thanos-smoking

[daring creek]

Dilara is a black templar fan because shes turkish

https://tenor.com/view/blessings-upon-you-murat-turkish-mustache-gif-4307733216366135808

[vagrant fox]

Strange gif

[rose thorn]

Not to be mixed up with mega gargants

[rocky gale]

Yep

[rose thorn]

This is the one cities can take

[languid meadow]

I know why the names were changed so GW could copywrite them but I still don't like the name changes

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/crying-with-smoking-jackets-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia--k01KR9JHJYPWG2G4PVE7WTMWT3J

[languid meadow]

I mean im not crying over it why so hostile

smh

[celest dome]

I don't mind the Gargant name

It's nice enough to see Giants get some more focus than they did in Fantasy

[languid meadow]

gargants is fine tbh

the big one for me is orruks

it's just so stupid lol

[celest dome]

Duardin isn't great either tbh

[rocky gale]

Don't make me post the gif again

[celest dome]

You can, doesn't mean we're going to consider it again

[rocky gale]

[brazen terrace]

Question, can admech and skitari use bolters?

[near wasp]

Yeah

But why would they

[celest dome]

Lorewise yes, Table top wise no.

Unless you count Knights

[brazen terrace]

Oh I see, just asking cause you know new class and all that

[rose thorn]

It’s spelt like how orruks say ork

[rose thorn]

They took the name duardin to honor their old world ancestors and start their own lineage

So it makes sense

And aelf literally is just trh word elf in aelvish

Also duardin porbbaly means dwarf in duardinish

[celest dome]

Khazalid is such a better language name

What's the chance that the Gargant get something in the next couple of years ?

[rocky gale]

Duardin still speak Khazalid though, duardinish isn't a thing

[daring creek]

Warhammer fans should drink water

https://tenor.com/view/asmon-gold-water-disgust-fiji-bleh-gif-5942155623690568851

[dapper gyro]

You mean the toilet flush liquid?

[rocky gale]

Most speak Khazalid, while the Kharadon speak Kharadrid

[arctic talon]

It’s still bad ngl

lol

I don’t like it

It’s the one name in AoS I fucking hate lol

Also Elysian mentioned

[storm jungle]

Post all lore pages

[arctic talon]

It’s not mine

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I got it from someone else

[storm jungle]

then you have run out of uses...

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

Also was the hippo the APC

[spare osprey]

-# Wheels!

[arctic talon]

Wheel tonk

[vagrant fox]

I'll accept duardin when Karak Obama is real

[summer mural]

wait

Karak ...Obama????

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-out-loud-laugh-ridiculous-hilarious-lolz-gif-17376550074772904877

[vagrant fox]

specialized in gyrocopters

[sharp pollen]

https://fixupx.com/Zzol_dyck/status/2053220153219793247

×͜×¹⁷ Killua🥤 (@Zzol_dyck)

Aang the moment they muzzled Appa

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FixupX · May 9, 2026, 9:06 PM

[vagrant fox]

I think if DE doesn't have a whole On-Lyne concert at Tennocon I'll stop playing again

This is a reasonable demand

[dapper gyro]

I might go to Tennocon actually.

I get 8 days off from now to septembre. Have to spend it on something.

[vagrant fox]

It's apparently a good time

[dapper gyro]

7h ride

[arctic talon]

lol

[vagrant fox]

7 hours is a bit much

[dapper gyro]

... Ticket is sold out.

Every now and then I drive about that much for work.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/V8lKqF5pkz0?si=g_WjgsEgMxQukgoE

[vagrant fox]

that's too much, I'm not doing that

[opaque coyote]

I forgot how fucking hard the VA went with her

I could not envision a better witch laugh

Than what she did

Oh

She has the same VA as Vicky from Fairy Oddparents

...

Actually that makes complete sense on why she sounds so good as a witch good lord

Holy shit she also voices Azula?

And Daphne in the Scooby Doo franchise since 2000?

Damn girl got range

[jade holly]

I had BBq for the first time in my life

And I’m 23

I had a pulled Chicken sandwich with a sauce I can only describe as sweet yet subtle

The place had Brisket too but I wanted to go with someone I’m more familiar with first

[opaque coyote]

You went to a good bbq

[jade holly]

Idk if it’s a nationwide place or local

[vital ginkgo]

Are nut shots still effective against space marines?

Like if a couple space marines are grappling and one knees the other in the nuts

Would that work

[arctic talon]

Probably not very

They have crotch armor

[vital ginkgo]

I meant without armor

[arctic talon]

Marines have a cod piece lol

[solid horizon]

just fire a rocket duh

[arctic talon]

Probably works better then hitting something else, but it’s presumably still a somewhat sensitive and soft bit

[vital ginkgo]

Hmmm

I see

[opaque coyote]

Yes.

But they have like

Armor

Especially on there

They have a codpiece

But if you're an Ork or something

Then yeah it could work

Or if you have a gun

But also if you have a gun shoot for the head

[storm jungle]

Also to add yeah the lore says they are sterile, nothing about that bit not having any nerves etc so ironically it would still work lmao

[opaque coyote]

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/grab-his-dick-and-twist-it-twister-ufc-fight-me-bro-gif-15786763

[storm jungle]

also a space marine punch to another marine's dick would be like a sledgehammer 💀

[arctic talon]

Yeah I’m assuming the marine process doesn’t fuck with how sensitive it is

lol

Beyond marine usual pain resistance

[opaque coyote]

Who knows

The Emperor is weird

"MAKE SURE THEIR DIH IS DURABLE"

"...why"

"IT IS MANDATORY."

[opaque coyote]

Also tbh it wouldn't really matter since like

Kind of a hard place to aim for

Like I assume they don't really do anything to the dih so it might be small in comparison to

The rest of the body

Like proportion wise

[storm jungle]

its not

we see it on the titus model

lol

its proportionate

[opaque coyote]

what.

[storm jungle]

posted it before

dummy

[solid horizon]

biggus dickus

[opaque coyote]

I probably wasn't there

So

I will just take your word for it

Sounds painful ngl

But that's the SM process in general

[arctic talon]

We also hear about Hyperion’s dick

Where someone says he was “blessed by the emperor”

And he didn’t get the joke and had to have it explained to him by another grey knight

Bizarrely, the Khatan had declared, upon seeing me wash myself, that my ascension to knighthood was ‘a great shame’. Captain Castor had explained the meaning to me several months later, though I still didn’t see the humour in it.

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

Sir Arlan ass statement

[near wasp]

God I hope this ork book has the bt getting absolutely destroyed

[arctic talon]

lol