40k-lore-chat

[rancid cove]

btw guys i am the happiest autistic person ever today
@quiet orchid bought me the isle
gonna larp as a dinosaur withj a bunch of grown ass adults

[heady rivet]

HOOOOOOONK SHOO game

[solid horizon]

the isle ?

off jeffie ep ?

is the dinosaur a metaphor for trump

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261422196891320495/1341875491245916261/utilitybelt_ibsxisi7.gif

[copper island]

ramadan mubarak from tel aviv

[rancid cove]

Contekar, that man right here. Flay his nuts

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/defiler-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marines-execute-gif-23589832

[rancid cove]

who is the deranged person that wrote that

[quiet orchid]

[heady rivet]

My friend

[hollow lantern]

Fucking good luck

[rancid cove]

im gonna fucking need it

[hollow lantern]

I love the isle conceptually but it pisses me off

Yeah you will

[rancid cove]

I have watched thousands of hours of The Isle videos to know this is gonna piss me off a lot

[heady rivet]

In 1965, CIA gangster police beat me bloody, dragged me in chains from
Kennedy New York airport. Since then I hide in forced jobless poverty
isolated, alone in this ... house. The brazen deadly gangster police
spray me with poison nerve gas from automobile exhausts and even lawn
mowers. Deadly assaults even in my yard, with knives; even bricks and
stones; even deadly touch "tavid" or electric shock flashlights; even
remote electronically-controlled, around corners trajection of deadly
touch tarrantula spiders, or even bloody murder accidents---to shut me
up forever with a sneak undetectable extermination, even with trained
parrotting puppet assasins in maximum security insanity prison---for
writing these unforgivable TRUTHS.

Thats the original

[dapper gyro]

Excellent

[copper island]

polish person engages in schizophrenic diatribes

usual...

[vagrant fox]

The power of paranoid schizophrenia

[copper island]

this reminds me of that guy a while back who went on this rank in lore chat about the imperium being communist because communism is the greatest evil in the world

[daring creek]

Eh?

[heady rivet]

God-tier posting on /tg/ rn

[copper island]

what is he

[daring creek]

You guys are out of your minds

[copper island]

they just making space marines now

[daring creek]

Anyway. What would you do if you were immortal

[heady rivet]

Take a nap

[vagrant fox]

What kind of immortal

[copper island]

like "anti-aging immortal" or "i cannot be killed or harmed by anything" immortal

[daring creek]

Both yeah young forever can't be hurt anything

[dapper gyro]

The later is invulnerability

[storm jungle]

Enjoy all the time i have until i go insane

[vagrant fox]

Take a nap

[daring creek]

Man the more I think about it the more I like the Necrons take on immortality

[storm jungle]

the worst part if immortality is watching everyone you know die of old age lol

theresa reason its such a famous trope

[copper island]

why is the extent of my immortality

[dapper gyro]

Only for sensible people.

[copper island]

if i get hit by an antimatter bomb, would i go extinct

[daring creek]

I think you'll get used to it. After it happening a dozen times.

[dapper gyro]

Because unhinged people wouldn't give a fuck.

[daring creek]

Can't be hurt

[storm jungle]

Thats the thing tho

the human brain is not made to function that way

ironically Immortal's confrontation of Mark is a great showcase lol

[vagrant fox]

The gremlin in me wants to traumatize someone by running up to someone and telling the mfer to check it out as I Jack Baker myself

[copper island]

u probably lose the social ability to have meaningful relationships with anybody

[storm jungle]

^

[dapper gyro]

Me, who honestly don't care much if people around me are gone... I don't have much of an issue.

[storm jungle]

I mean again

[copper island]

i guess i would try to perfect myself in as many talents as i can bare myself

[storm jungle]

you will think this at first

then slowly go insane

the human brain is not built to handle immortality

no matter how much you tell yourself you can take it

[daring creek]

Social creatures shall remain social creatures

And then

Youll start seeing things

[copper island]

"heh... i dont CARE if the people around me go away... im so non-conformist"

You Are Human

You Are A Social Creature, Anxiety Or Mental Defects Or Illnesses Be Damned

If You Do Not Interact, You Will Die

[daring creek]

You don't need people. Psychosis will provide them

[dapper gyro]

The thing is... I was pretty close.

[vagrant fox]

Psychosis is kind of beans

[dapper gyro]

Hence...

[jade holly]

I am immortal, I watched the birth of the galaxy and the death of it. Alone I stand, desolate and forgotten. I stared into the abyss, hoping it would stare back so I would no longer be alone

[vagrant fox]

I prefer just talking to people

[dapper gyro]

But you know what, let's move on, I don't want to get stuck on this.

[daring creek]

Thats why when people are complete fucking hermits and don't go out. You'll find they have 25,000 hours in VRchat

We need connection.

What made me think about it is the boys

[storm jungle]

is it what Geisha said

Summer is only beautiful, when you know winter is coming

[daring creek]

Nah I've thought about it for a while before that.

But yeah that part is especially true.

What made me think about it a lot more is the Inf and Divine

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[copper island]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699827211682709660/826153413099126834/image0-131.gif

[heady rivet]

She's an idiot for this sorry, summer sucks

[daring creek]

TRUE

Rock

[storm jungle]

was legit waiting for a "which moron is gonna come and ruin this quote"

thanks for not dissapointing

[copper island]

yeah actually summer does suck

[heady rivet]

Awww, you didnt lock me in

[copper island]

it should be

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457464487522336871/1470851125061091480/caption.gif

[copper island]

Winter is only beautiful, if you know summer is coming

[storm jungle]

okay mr "im not a pervert"

[copper island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261825566953181335/1477785092297461781/starmerlings.gif

[outer wave]

Moments are beautiful, for they are fleeting and temporary

[daring creek]

Ice cream

[copper island]

Go My Starmerlings

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054486888595083294/1493478065836392569/Magacock.gif

[celest cedar]

they do lots of things

[daring creek]

Can I have immortality like the necron overlords

[dapper gyro]

Happiness is precious because it is not eternal.

[copper island]

initiating woketard mode

[storm jungle]

🔇

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-ser-duncan-the-tall-dunk-prince-aerion-targaryen-brightflame-gif-6714173531668064676

[daring creek]

Let's make biotransfernce reality frfr

[dapper gyro]

Yes, I will upload you to a server.

[copper island]

i'll straight up become leto II

[outer wave]

Id rather not have some dumbfucks still exist with me 5 billion years later

[daring creek]

I really fuckin wonder how that would go

[copper island]

if i become immortal

[heady rivet]

You can do this in Stellaris

[dapper gyro]

Then lock that server away for 10'000 years.

[daring creek]

😭

[copper island]

i'll instill a five thousand year theocratic nightmare to forge humanity in my image so that they will break the chains of their prescient tyrants when the time comes for the golden path to divurge

I will instill a lesson in mankind that they will remember in their bones

[daring creek]

Let me live forever so I can waste my time forever!!!

[copper island]

type shit

[dapper gyro]

Yes, your life is a waste, but your body is still useful.

For medical purposes.

[copper island]

CHOAM be like "ooough why is he destroying all the spice?!??!?!? stop doing that!! where's the profit incentive??!? stop ecologically transforming arrakis!!"

fvck CHOAM

[daring creek]

Good episode

What now

[vagrant fox]

Chill with the buds

[daring creek]

Hm

True

[dapper gyro]

Go on some the boys discord servers and start blasting non sense.

[vagrant fox]

Power scale who talks about some sex thing the most per scene

[rancid cove]

@fervent geode Rate the fit

[dapper gyro]

Mk5?

Or trying to be mk5.

[rancid cove]

It's a custom/mix, not trying to use a single pattern

[dapper gyro]

That's basically what mk5 is.

[copper island]

mission... aborted??

WOOOOOOOOKE GAAAAME 🤬

[copper island]

where are u getting these fits

[dapper gyro]

Mods

[rancid cove]

Astartes Mod + Iron Kitbash + Horus Heresy: Legion Decals

[lament shoal]

I’m assuming these mods are client side only?

[daring creek]

it better be

[unique bronze]

cant play with people that are on vanilla iirc

[rancid cove]

You can't play vanilla, only private matches with other modded people

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1489517937885974678/1492027022879227904/HAqB481WAAAW-wZ.gif

[heady rivet]

https://fixvx.com/DeerEncounters/status/2052469515439546676

deer encounters 🦌 (@DeerEncounters)

go white boy go

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 7:24 PM

[daring creek]

Shoot him

that shit not cooked either

[rose thorn]

I have to kill malarkey

Triggering my phobia lmao

I’m gonna puke

[copper island]

what bro

[daring creek]

Can anyone tell me why people who can't afford kids keep having fuckin kids

Like seriously.

You're barely making enough

and

your first instinct is

Hey lets have more babies!!

Bro.

Its so hard to have sympathy sometimes when people are just so fucking stupid.

[copper island]

children serve as insurance, and most forms of contraceptives methods, abortion clinics and reproductive healthcare are very expensive and inaccessable to most

it's much more complicated than this other than just "oooh i just want a child for no reason!!"

[daring creek]

mostly venting about a particular family member

[copper island]

poverty leads you into a usually permanent underclass which is inescapable, and when people feel desperate and are abandoned by the forces and institutions that are supposed to take care of them, they'll do whatever they can to fulfill themselves emotionally and eocnomic

[copper island]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-catch-lol-gif-16414798016266568224

[daring creek]

wtf 😭

[heady rivet]

So sad that Necromunda: Underhive Wars is so Not Good

[jade holly]

Zucchini

[opaque coyote]

Three reasons

Firstly, methods like abortion and reproductive healthcare are expensive as fuck. Also not allowed in some areas. Like the Middle East, parts of Asia,

And some states in the USA.

Secondly, lack of sex education in some places. The USA actually isn't that behind on it because places like China a legitimately worse in this area.

I heard a story where a chinese couple thought the wife was barren only for it to turn out they've been doing it in the wrong hole for 30 years.

Thirdly

SEX!!!

[daring creek]

that

😭

[shadow plover]

Don't forget religious reasoning against protection

[daring creek]

Im so glad im an only child

[heady rivet]

Great art book though

[opaque coyote]

Or just being fucking stupid

[heady rivet]

@lament shoal rockabilly baddie spotted

For Orlock

[opaque coyote]

"Bro guys trust I'm on the pill"

[shadow plover]

real

[daring creek]

If you had a trillion dollars what r u doing

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably becoming evil

[daring creek]

doing what

[sacred ginkgo]

Idfk

A fraction of that would make you evil

I would probably end up making the torment nexus with 1 trillion

[daring creek]

okay if you got that amount like tomorrow

[sacred ginkgo]

Would probably get shot to death

[daring creek]

You own it

officially

[sacred ginkgo]

What
You think literally anyone is letting someone with 1 trillion liquid just
Wander around

[daring creek]

Will you like

Okay

not liquid

you own it by just fucking existing!

infinite money what if you had infinite money like use a credit/debit card as much as you want and mysteriously you never need to pay it like paid instantly its impossible for you to overcharge it or whatever

You just. have money. forever.

And you become aware of that tomorrow

[sacred ginkgo]

I would probably be a lazy ass until the lack of consequences gets to me

I wouldn't even know where to start

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/helpless-kid-gets-fucking-blown-up-animation-throw-car-explosion-gif-17937511

[fervent geode]

Finally have funds for my HH and 40K Admech Army with 40K scale titans

[daring creek]

think of something you'd do!!!!!!!!!!

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably try to make universal free Healthcare or smth

[daring creek]

okay honestly i would probably buy a bunch of fast food and think about what I can do next

[fervent geode]

Actually

[sacred ginkgo]

Go full in on transhumanism cause metal arms are awesome

[fervent geode]

Hire a private army

Overthrow some country

Declare the 2nd coming of Pol Pot

https://tenor.com/view/pol-pot-doomer-sad-cia-plant-cambodia-gif-19380105

[shadow plover]

I'd buy a nice big house somewhere peaceful next to a lake or the ocean for me and my girlfriend

[sacred ginkgo]

I am under no illusions about the fact that infinite money would make me super evil

I would probably start by being actually useful ish with it and then slide into the gutter as my connection to the human experience wanes

[fervent geode]

Yeah so might as well immediately go off the deep end

[daring creek]

By next week or month I'd probably have my family a bigger place.

[fierce pendant]

unlimited bacon

[daring creek]

yummers

[sacred ginkgo]

But no games 😔

[opaque coyote]

Provided that I don't become a #1 target

Probably live exactly the same except without the need to work

[daring creek]

Thinking about the inevitable insanity humanity will fall into once we reach immortality

I feel we'll just augment our emotions

Basically transhumanism but on the brain..advancing past humanity. Like upgrading it to withstand loneliness.

[crystal forum]

why worry about things that wont happen in our lifetime

[daring creek]

Let me have my imagination!!!

[crystal forum]

we are sadly living in an era of technological stagnation due to many factors

so no cool tech for us

[daring creek]

rong

i consume headline that said if we live in the next 5 years we will live up to hundro

The news

Never lies.

[opaque coyote]

I wonder if I should get a massage

[crystal forum]

any news related to tech is inevitably about trying to hype up stocks

which is part of the problem

[opaque coyote]

Like a swedish massage type stuff

[crystal forum]

i'll give you an easy way to tell where we're at missus

[opaque coyote]

Always wanted to try a massage at least once

[crystal forum]

you got multi millionaires consuming the blood of their children in the vain hope of extending their lives by fractions

with little proof it actually does anything

[daring creek]

well what if theyre in on some crazy tech and we're just too behind to know what they do

[fervent geode]

Why’d you call me out like that, I’m not even a multi millionaire smh

[opaque coyote]

A problem is that technological breakthroughs are often many tiny factors suddenly building to a huge breakthrough

So when it does happen. It would seem spontaneous with it only being obvious in hindsight

[crystal forum]

if you're living in a first world country then you already have access to better tech than most of the world's population. imagine how few people can obtain a CAT scan on this planet

life expectancy is measured in access to healthcare

billionaires will never have access to much better healthcare than us simply because they can't just throw money at this problem

you need thousands and thousands of test results to get any medicine proven to work

[crystal forum]

that's partly the issue. our economic system does not incentivize high risk investment in scientific study, so the money goes towards smaller projects that barely push the boundaries. not to mention that academia is a hyper competitive hellhole that's getting even worse with AI

[daring creek]

I reject your logic and inject my fantasy

Something omega cool will happen eventually

Like it has to happen

something that'll make the whole world shout yay

[crystal forum]

which 40k sidearm should i model

to print

[wary fulcrum]

Las pistol

Everyone does bolt guns

But Las pistols are also kind of cool

[solid horizon]

autopistol

[fervent geode]

Needle pistol

[solid horizon]

the chaos cultist one

[crystal forum]

which las pistol

[crystal forum]

omg it has a bayonet

i think i'll do something more recognizable tho

like a classic las pistol

my last 40k gun was super niche

[wary fulcrum]

Old school triangle one

[solid horizon]

mechanicum pistol ?

[crystal forum]

i already did a gamma pistol

i think i'll do one of the las pistols from darktide

[rocky gale]

The doohickeyinatorinator

[solid horizon]

ball desintegrator beam

[rocky gale]

Is the thing at the top a microscope so you can find them?

[solid horizon]

I think its the uhh

battery thing

like on arc rifle

[crystal forum]

mechanicus guns piss me off

[solid horizon]

truly

[crystal forum]

im also cranky tired

but like, they anger me

[solid horizon]

phosphor thing is the only cool one

big iron

[crystal forum]

too many doohikeys

screws and rivers randomly

and the grips are all the same btw

[solid horizon]

big iiiiiron

[crystal forum]

ever noticed that

all mechanicus guns have the SAME grip

[solid horizon]

you never see the grips tho

cuz they're in closed hands

[crystal forum]

look at the side profile art

i know because i modelled one

they all have the exact same uncomfy grip

pain in the ass to model

[solid horizon]

horus heresy volkite pistol looks better than 40k ad mech guns

[crystal forum]

HH wins yet again

[solid horizon]

too bad nobody plays the game lmao

[shadow plover]

nu uh

[solid horizon]

except you

you inspire me to play it

[crystal forum]

i dont even play i just have models

[shadow plover]

it has a larger community as a whole here compared to 40k

[solid horizon]

if only you could convince my friends

[crystal forum]

idk where to play anything

though i watch matches

[solid horizon]

nobody I know around here plays it seriously or plays it at all

they either use the models for collection or proxies for 40k

[crystal forum]

i have yet to see a HH model that doesnt look better than its 40k equivalent

the drip is real

[shadow plover]

I didn't know people either before seeking them out

[crystal forum]

yeah well you're handsome

fuck you

[solid horizon]

real

[shadow plover]

then I learned my city has like 3 different secret basement locations where people can play 3 games at a time

[solid horizon]

but also

I dont have enough points

reminds me I have to update my list

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-mouse-face-smile-grimace-gif-1599885583962745808

[crystal forum]

i still need to paint my battle box thingg

too distracted by my prints

[solid horizon]

all of these are from my 40k army

[shadow plover]

triple the amount of thallax

[crystal forum]

im also mostly just building my units by rule of cool so my army is prob super wack

[solid horizon]

bro I dont have money for that

I have 5-6 thallax only because they are my havoc proxies for 40k

[shadow plover]

I have the COOLEST army underway, never before have I planned an army as a whole instead of just taking whatever I happen to have

Rad missiles and phosphex galore

[solid horizon]

Im trying to stop investing in my dark mechanicum to build my black legion

daemon engines are just too cute 😔

I wanna build a black legion fully barbarian mode

barbaric dudes in black armor with fur coats and horned helmets

[crystal forum]

i should get back to printing some HH tanks

i stopped halfway through printing the fellblade

[solid horizon]

my next purchase will probably be berserkers who I will put a chaos warrior head on

[crystal forum]

i like tanks

vroom vroom

[solid horizon]

me when the tank has different amount of armor depending on which side it is facing

and when it needs to spend additional movement points to spin

this post was made by walker supremacy gang

[shadow plover]

I still need to buy 20 assault marines to be the basis for 20 more Destoyers, 4 Rapier bateries, Land Raider and an Arquitor bombard

maybe some character specific stuff, Chieftains and Justaerin I will print proxies for

[solid horizon]

im not getting more thallaxii for now because they are VERY annoying to paint

so many angles and grooves

[crystal forum]

yesterday i dropped a marine on a sergeant's power sword and it perfectly entered his arm pit then sheared off the sergeant's hand

the power sword was just stuck inside the marine

[solid horizon]

lore accurate power sword

[crystal forum]

i have never seen my models kill themselves like that

[solid horizon]

my skitarii often catch necrons when they're being transported

it's always a paint to try to separate both

[vagrant fox]

Zardu Layak sure whinges a lot about Monarchia

[rancid cove]

I'm tired

[wary fulcrum]

Not very, he’s mediocre at the minute, no reason to think he’d be any better

Dudes who’s schtick is aura farming

[rancid cove]

I know, im tired at this Tyberos glaze

Mf aint even that size like cmon

[celest dome]

The only good Space Shark memes are the Gura ones.

[storm jungle]

god that art started all of this too

this is how their heights would actually be lmao

[rancid cove]

Cant lie about the fact the art is cool as fuck but like the original has a size difference of a stodes vs marine

[storm jungle]

you can see in my edit like

the height difference removes none of the epicness

a terminator marine is only a head above a normal astartes

[vagrant fox]

swear on me mum that's what started the stupid shark teeth surrounding the helmet thing too

me in a flanderization competition against 40k fans

[storm jungle]

Correct. That art started a lot of these stupid trends

his base armor is a lot more pristine

[solid horizon]

medieval art ahh scale representation

[vagrant fox]

and they made official art of the goofy shark fin helmets

i'm gonna schmiss

[storm jungle]

lmao i think i know which one you are talking about

[storm jungle]

yeah that one kek

[vagrant fox]

I'm really gonna Harry DuBois it this time

[solid horizon]

💀

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

THE FINS ON THE POWERPACK

I MISSED THAT

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[solid horizon]

I'm ready to belive they have blonde surfer ass haircut under their helmet

brother get the surf board

this warp wave is huuuuge

[vagrant fox]

At least the knife is sorta cool

[storm jungle]

yeah it is, Lewis Jones art still never fails

[solid horizon]

missed opportunity to have named tyberos bruce tyberos

[raven stone]

...I have been informed that starting next week I am to be on garden leave

Somehow I am taking this better than I thought I would

Probably because I have been forewarned to some degree

[vagrant fox]

Warframe players should suffer, I've decided

Garden leave isn't so bad

[raven stone]

Why :p?

[raven stone]

It's a potential prelude to being laid off from restructuring:p

[vagrant fox]

Hello, are you still selling the thing on the market
ok

What's with these people

[vagrant fox]

Hopefully it's just a period where there isn't as much to do

[rose thorn]

wtf warcom is down

[shadow plover]

well just the english front page it seems

you can still access game specific feeds and the like

[vagrant fox]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/u0sbzthr/community-painting-getting-sneaky-with-the-spectre-squad/

Works for me

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dhbmm0ws/warhammer-art-through-the-years-blades-of-khorne/

[rose thorn]

Yeah I swapped back from German to English and that fixed it

[plush mason]

i love that the bloodthirster has his hoof on the airship

[rose thorn]

Yeah he is gonan fuck that shit UP

[plush mason]

yeah he is fully commited

wait did one of the dwarves fucking harpoon it?

[rose thorn]

Looks like they are about to

LMAOOOO

[plush mason]

bro is about to get the Ahab treatment

[rose thorn]

Dw th big front harpoon will help probably

[rancid cove]

Yeah but the carcharachuds will cry about it cause Tyberos is said to stand a head taller than his termie guard

They upscale Tyberos to titan size because of a few cm

[rocky gale]

Yooo Helldivers

[rancid cove]

Hooonk schmimimi

[storm jungle]

Yeah but you get used to it

at this point a lot of people thankfully joke the fuck otu of Tyberos when it comes to his height lmfao

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-buress-right-booing-gif-13861878

[rancid cove]

I crave violence, Dilara
Getting used to this is no longer an option, I must be able to use the GENEVA convention as a suggestion book of what to do to them

[storm jungle]

well kill them then idk

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-swallowing-a-pill-cat-held-by-neck-cats-gif-14882856999561597586

[rancid cove]

Why are they handling him like that

[rocky gale]

My reaction to today's UK election results

[rancid cove]

Did they vote for Moloch or Baal

[rocky gale]

Fascism

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1474374204504670382/dehumanizeyourselfdilbert3.gif

[rancid cove]

Welcome back Big Brother from the hit book 1984

[vagrant fox]

How the fuck does Nigel Farage worm his way back like this

[rancid cove]

Who the fuck is Nigel Farage

[storm jungle]

Lmao

where to even start

😭

[vagrant fox]

king cuck

Did the whole brexit thing

fucked over the wholeass country, now is back

[rancid cove]

Reincarnated Margaret Tatcher?

[celest dome]

Isn't it one of the Brexit dude ?

Not the one that had wild hair but the other one

[winged jacinth]

The one who kinda looks like if you smooshed in the nose on a rat yeah

Thanks Kier "im wildly unpopular, that means stay the course" Starmer

[vagrant fox]

I should be a British politician

I oppose the effects of the shit I did I'm the opposition

get elected

[rocky gale]

This is just local elections so it's councils, not MP's but god

Literally every Reform led council has went to shit and got worse by literally every metric and yet they win

[celest dome]

Aren't you from one of those small island that nobody care about ?

[vagrant fox]

yes

I could do the same there I suppose

[rocky gale]

Was literally exposed Farage took a 5 million pound bribe, nothing

Exposed that in school Farage literally founded a nazi club for the purpose of harassing Jews and non white people in the school, nothing

[vagrant fox]

At least my English pal can make me laugh

[celest dome]

It's basic populism, don't fix, point the light toward outside or problems that aren't really there, and claim to have fixed other problems

[wary fulcrum]

Not a war crime the first time

[rocky gale]

Meanwhile every Green council has actually improved, but na we need to vote for the people actively making things worse, they'll fix it

[winged jacinth]

Labour doing their best US dems impression

"If we're losing we only need to stay the course harder"

[rocky gale]

Like one of the Reform councilors in his victory speech said "this says a message, UKIP is here to stay" bro doesn't even fucking know which party he's in

[winged jacinth]

To be fair reform is just UKIP pretending not to be responsible for brexit

[jade holly]

That reminds me

A game came out recently that’s UK politics as a Rogue Like

It’s called Prime Monster

[winged jacinth]

There's a game that's uk politics as a wargame

[dapper gyro]

The Brits and their protest votes... It was a population IQ check and they failed.

[fervent geode]

Apt

[near wasp]

Works so busy I haven't been able to prep vtm tonight

[glossy sonnet]

Its so hard to be a normal black templars enjoyer

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

There's not a normal black templar enjoyer

[forest orbit]

As a black templar fan i can confirm

[glossy sonnet]

I am! I swear!

I just like the color scheme and fleet based chapters

[forest orbit]

best part of being a normal BT fan is never associating with your sub-fanbase

sorry guys I WONT be talking with you about how much you hate foreigners again tonight

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[glossy sonnet]

so true

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-short-scream-excited-moistcritical-gif-18689575

[near wasp]

Kekw

[rose thorn]

Oh they are combining CSM and chaos daemons

Beat

Neat

[storm jungle]

"righteous crusaders"

bro should read up on what crusaders were like IRL lol

[vagrant fox]

very self righteous

[storm jungle]

KEK

[near wasp]

He's not a chud. He's just not very into the lore

[storm jungle]

Explains a lot

[rose thorn]

Jesus fucking Christ GW NO ONE PLAYS NON MONSTER DEMON CHARACTERS

[vagrant fox]

I love the BT, love to never talk to BT fans either

[rose thorn]

WHO WOULD USE THIS

[storm jungle]

the entire joke of BT is they are 1:1 with IRL Crusaders, aka rampaging murderers minus the rapist/pillager tendencies

[near wasp]

If they had working junk you bet they'd do that

[storm jungle]

10000%

actually my bad we know one Crusade where they literally kidnap populations as recruits lol

[near wasp]

They probably do that alot

[vagrant fox]

Dude got scrungled

[fervent geode]

They are improving him

[misty vector]

They got him with the change

[fervent geode]

They giving him the holy symbiosis

I’d be jubilant and not squirming ungratefully smdh

[young pecan]

And just like the real crusaders, they were very frequently losers

[near wasp]

Did they also kill there reinforcements because they looked funny

[arctic talon]

that was one group

[storm jungle]

Nice lmao

[arctic talon]

but yes

[fervent geode]

Tbh the real crusaders won the first crusade

And lost almost every other one

[storm jungle]

what about the other 13

LMAO

[fervent geode]

Except in Tunisia

[storm jungle]

nvm

[fervent geode]

Somehow

[vagrant fox]

They did pretty good in the Northern Crusades, so like, 2 crusades

[fervent geode]

Fucking Tunisia had to break the record

[near wasp]

Isn't that we're Carthage used to be

[vagrant fox]

yea

[fervent geode]

One drawn out one technically

Also the crusades against other Christians

Those generally worked out

[winged jacinth]

The black templars when they meet Shas'o Sal'adin

[near wasp]

I mean you get attacker advantage when attacking there cause the salted land gives a buff

[fervent geode]

Fourth and Albigensian Crusade

[vagrant fox]

Only took about 100 years and some

[storm jungle]

I love how the crusades function more as like fucking Black Crusades

Gotta get to Point B
Raid, pillage and kill everything between Point A and B

[fervent geode]

It wasn’t salted by then, he’ll Aemilianus might’ve never salted Carthage to begin with

[storm jungle]

like i was so confused reading that at a yougner age

"Why are they doing this"

[fervent geode]

Romans rebuilt it in like a decade

[near wasp]

I was making a joke xD

[fervent geode]

I’m daft king

[near wasp]

At least your not huffing glue like the other daft I know

Last name was daft, crazy guy

[queen laurel]

So crusades are just WWWAAAAAAGGHHHs?

[storm jungle]

yes

[vagrant fox]

essentially

[fervent geode]

Lose because everyone died sacking Castle Al-Shawarma and Orthodoxopolis

[storm jungle]

as it turns out men are animals and will go wild the moment they get to kill and pillage

[fervent geode]

Well waddya know

[vagrant fox]

Have the nobles stop killing each other in Europe and send them to the Holy Land to kill heathens

[winged jacinth]

I think 40k should have multiple characters on both sides named saladin that ruin crusades

[fervent geode]

Crazy Pope strat

[near wasp]

You better not be

[fervent geode]

Kor Saelakhin

I can see it

[vagrant fox]

big 100 IQ pope strats

[fervent geode]

Maybe

[storm jungle]

god can you imagine if imperial crusades were realistic in 40k

marines launch crusade

raids other marine and imperial worlds because lmao

[solid horizon]

best glue to sniff

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/4444-gif-11428642197559691180

[vagrant fox]

Easier to loot people who don't expect you to attack them

That's big brain moves

[winged jacinth]

Honestly i have no idea how supply lines are supposed to work with warp travel

They presumably do demand immediate tithe from worlds they pass lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a mix

the Indomitus Crusade goes into this

they basically set up planetary chainlinks that supply fleets

[winged jacinth]

our soldiers are starving
dont worry a resupply ship is 2 weeks out
delayed 300 years

[storm jungle]

but regular crusades are usually self supplying

logistics in general tho are barely covered in 40k

its one of the reasons I love the Taros Campaign

the imperials are kinda "winning"

then the tau attacks their water and food supply

AND WHOOPS

EVERYONE IS STARVING

[near wasp]

Lol

[storm jungle]

kek

[winged jacinth]

Deserved tau w

[near wasp]

Just get ice from some astroids dummies

[storm jungle]

100%

Taros is great id recommend anyone to read it

or well watch it

[fervent geode]

[vagrant fox]

but i hate the tau today

[winged jacinth]

so few things give tau their props...

they're supposed to be smart...

[vagrant fox]

Smart faction
Just makes bigger mechs

[storm jungle]

Tau would steamroll the Imperium but cant because uhhh plot

[young pecan]

I wonder how many more millennia until the Imperium finally realizes that drones are the most optimal tool of war

[storm jungle]

Never

lmao

[vagrant fox]

After the total collapse of the Imperium and 25k years down the line when some smart civilisation comes out of the ashes

[near wasp]

I mean with how bloated the imperium is the tua really don't do any real damage

[storm jungle]

Damage doesnt really matter, im talking about wars

drones are extremely OP

[jade holly]

I so badly want Tau to fuck up and kick the hornets nest that is their next door neighbor the Sautekhs just to see what happens

[winged jacinth]

they tried that and because they're awful the men of iron happened

[near wasp]

I'm very aware

[storm jungle]

a single squad of them could destroy entire imperial regiments

but they jus tdont

[near wasp]

I've watched plenty of footage

[young pecan]

Local tech priest creates aerial space-marine level robot with ranged weaponry that can be piloted from a world away, later found dead with a bullet hole in the back of head. Authorities deemed it suicide

[storm jungle]

Same lol

[winged jacinth]

do you stay noided

[storm jungle]

like i dont think people realise how awful drone warfare is

the Imperial Guard barely have any defense sagainst it

aside rom "shoot them lol"

[near wasp]

That's about how it is irl too

But sometimes we have microwave guns

[storm jungle]

problem is Ukranian drones are at least suppose to fly to you and explode.

Not uhhh you know, haave a fucking railgun or do optical camouflage

[winged jacinth]

cain 1 will always have my respect for the genestealers going "wow we should get the imperium and tau to fight each other"

[near wasp]

What's a rail gun but a grenade falling really really fast

[winged jacinth]

also cain going "oh fuck a kroot" the same way people go "oh fuck an ork"

[near wasp]

I mean both will just straight up eat you

[young pecan]

🤨

Eat me, you say?

[solid horizon]

grenade vore

nvm its kroots

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-not-serious-right-now-are-you-can't-be-serious-seal-team-aj-buckley-sonny-quinn-gif-5916280188711294631

[rancid cove]

Thats a swastika on that guys pfp

Ofc hed love BT

[winged jacinth]

yeah cain gets tangled up in a temporary melee with a kroot and it very nearly kills him before they both realize they're not enemies lol

i think its cain AND jurgen vs the one kroot

[near wasp]

It's not???

[rancid cove]

Are you fr

[winged jacinth]

???

[rancid cove]

Oh wait

[young pecan]

Doesn't it show the guy with a swastika getting beat up or am I misinterpreting

[winged jacinth]

is this someone else we're talking about

[rancid cove]

I barely fucking see the actual picture

[near wasp]

Oh on my buddies pfp

[rancid cove]

Its Indiana Jones beating a nazi

[near wasp]

That's a guy killing a nazi

[winged jacinth]

oh isnt that indiana jones

[solid horizon]

mf are you dense

[winged jacinth]

yeah

[rancid cove]

Barely fucking visible tbh

[winged jacinth]

its a bad choice of color grading lol

[rancid cove]

Mf I could barely see it

[storm jungle]

lmao great scene too

[solid horizon]

get glasses

[storm jungle]

love Raiders

[solid horizon]

best tank fight ever

[rancid cove]

I am wearing glasses the pfp just has bad choice of color grading

[solid horizon]

when I was a wee lad I'd rewatch the movie iver and over just for that tank scene

[storm jungle]

still do sometimes, too peak

[solid horizon]

mega epic music

[rancid cove]

Baki is so fucking peak

[glossy sonnet]

what could possibly be the context

[solid horizon]

oh no not the muscle fetish anime

[rancid cove]

I genuinely forgot

But its so fucking good

[rancid cove]

"Muscle fetish anime", you mean Black Library Space Marine books?

[winged jacinth]

bone horror anime

[solid horizon]

can you stop bringing everything back to space marine

[rancid cove]

No

Its my only topic

Please

I need it

[solid horizon]

it makes it sound like you reaaaaly love them

[near wasp]

He used to play dark angels back before eighth he doesn't play any more

He plays some other war game

[winged jacinth]

space marines should have 1000 bones like a baki character if the emperor knew what he was doing

[rancid cove]

Space Marines are my favorite faction I've told this already
Everything I talk about always comes back to space marines

[spare osprey]

Baki makes me confident in starting art.
Because there isn't a chance in Hell I could draw something that looks worse than Baki.

[rancid cove]

Doesn't their solid closed ribcage count? Its a dense fucking piece

[solid horizon]

shit seriously looks like the illustrator had muscle fetish

[storm jungle]

ngl most Baki scenes legit come right out of fucking SM books

[winged jacinth]

thats negative bones

[storm jungle]

"I PAUSED TIME AND GAVE YOU ALL HEART ATTACKS WHILE YOU WERE MID-AIR IN JETS"

[young pecan]

Sometimes I forget how stupid SM bodies are

[winged jacinth]

they need a ton of extra bones

[rancid cove]

"Yes, my son Baki. Have more sex with your girlfriend to become more masculine and powerful enough to defeat me."

[solid horizon]

allat to get reduced to ashes by a silly cultist with a plasma gun

[rancid cove]

Craziest shit ever is that the narrator could convince me I can do this irl

[solid horizon]

I am currently going through excruciating pain

||of painting a forgefiend||

[rancid cove]

Yujiro could genuinely solo all of 40k without throwing a single punch and the narrator would gaslight you into believing every technique is possible irl

Baki is a master piece

[near wasp]

At least it's not a hell drake

[solid horizon]

yeah well if I imagine he doesn't exist I win

[winged jacinth]

imperator titan screams
body explodes

[solid horizon]

helldrake is easier tbh

you can use a paint roller on wings

[rancid cove]

Yujiro screams louder and the titan explodes

[solid horizon]

and it doesnt have those weird rubber muscles

and wires all over it

[winged jacinth]

am i misremembering or are titans loud enough to kill people with their warhorns

[near wasp]

Probably

[young pecan]

If the sound is meant to carry relative to their size, it probably at the very least blows out ear drums

[rancid cove]

I dont think sound is capable of doing that but it could just explode their ear drums and shit

Make their organs shake from the soundwaves

[winged jacinth]

i like to imagine they have to engineer the skitarii for imperators to be vibration resistant

[solid horizon]

sound can damage your internal organs

including heart

[winged jacinth]

it definitely is if its loud enough lol

[rancid cove]

Splendid

[solid horizon]

I mean noise marines exist

[rancid cove]

I thought that was Warp sound shenanigans

[solid horizon]

no

they had sound guns during the heresy

[rancid cove]

Huh

Neat

I don't really like sound marines all that much

So never tried to learn much about them

[glossy sonnet]

*daemon porn

[rancid cove]

Furry is better anyways

[solid horizon]

music hater spotted 🫵🏻

tormentors, abuse this person

[rancid cove]

Ironically I have been listening less music than before I'm only watching videos and what-not

[winged jacinth]

the most likely way for sound to kill someone is rupturing the lungs

for... obvious reasons

[jade holly]

John you see the new CSM detachments?

[glossy sonnet]

alien >>>>

[solid horizon]

yes

[jade holly]

[solid horizon]

havocs with heavy is overkill lmao

they already ignore BS maluses

[rancid cove]

Noise Marines aren't that interesting to me because I just prefer the other type of Slaneesh shenanigans
Like their warped sense of perfect body/beauty where they're so contorted and flayed and mutated where its far from what normal ppl see as beautiful

Too much of a body horror fan

[jade holly]

I can’t believe i got a detachment themed to my favorite chaos chapter for my favorite models that gives them my favorite keyword

[solid horizon]

I assume noise marines is a reference to the loudness war

[rancid cove]

Anyways gtg back to work

[solid horizon]

and how rockstars are usually hedonistic and decadent

[rancid cove]

[solid horizon]

now imagine this :

Havocs with precision

would be the dream

[jade holly]

Do some Havocs have blast already?

[solid horizon]

grenade launcher yes

[winged jacinth]

i think noise marines are probably more of a relic of the older theming of 40k

[solid horizon]

I wish havocs had ectoplasma guns

[winged jacinth]

back when space marines were arresting punks it makes sense they'd have a foe that's extremely loud glam rockers

[solid horizon]

what I said yeah

[winged jacinth]

its a great irony that thatcher ended up being an ork

sort of

[daring creek]

Why would he destroy something so sacred...

[fervent geode]

Lorgar hid this one for the real ones

[vagrant fox]

I did this

[storm jungle]

Sigsen is not HIM

[vagrant fox]

I could be the guy

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ztuwo7gs/warhammer-40000-faction-focus-chaos-space-marines-and-chaos-daemons/

[rose thorn]

Loci of power is so stupid excluding monsters makes it worthless

“Can’t wait to buff thefucking changling”

[jade holly]

Go, my Nurglings

Go commit crime

[winged jacinth]

I wanna be the guy...

[vagrant fox]

I somewhat hope daemons get a little more support

[winged jacinth]

Im not 100% sure but i think the name of that game is a homestar runner reference

I think the phrase was first used in the stinkoman sbemail

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I'm fairly sure

Its gotta be

Stinkoman, everyone says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too

[rose thorn]

It’s only heroes

[jade holly]

Return, my Nurglings

You are worthless

[vagrant fox]

Nurglings have it too good already

They get to be plushies

Actually, you folks have any idea how many daemons players there even are

It always sounds like not a lot

[arctic talon]

Quite a few in 40k

They’re a rotting corpse in AoS

[near wasp]

They are just silly little guys

[vagrant fox]

Very interesting, ish

AoS has a worse range or something?

[rose thorn]

No we have more demons than. 40K, it’s just they aren’t very good usually outside of greater spam

[arctic talon]

No they just fucking suck in AoS

Aside from the big ones

[rose thorn]

Blue horrors are good

[arctic talon]

Running pure daemons is a way to make yourself go insane in AoS

Oh also no undivided option

Which

[rose thorn]

Wrong actually

[arctic talon]

Really should be an option for daemons

[arctic talon]

If you bring up Belakors clusterfuck that barely counts

[rose thorn]

LOTFP AoR and undivided exclusive demons

Furies

[arctic talon]

I want an actual undivided daemon army option

To use all 4 gods stuff fully lol

[rose thorn]

Raptoryx

Lma

[arctic talon]

My point is

I can’t run bloodletters, a BoN and changling all in the same thing

Which is lame

lol

[vagrant fox]

Wack, let the little daemons have some fun

[rose thorn]

You can-

[arctic talon]

Most people who play mojo daemons like having mixed god forces

[arctic talon]

In what

[rose thorn]

Changling regiment of renown

[arctic talon]

That doesn’t count

I want a proper army that does that

[rose thorn]

And you can run blood letters and BoN

[arctic talon]

With the shitty Belakor thing

Yes

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

But I want a daemon battletome

It’s dumb they don’t have that in AoS

It’s dumb a proper mixed god army hasn’t been possible since 2e

[rose thorn]

Old LOTFP was full demon coverage

[arctic talon]

Yeah

But it’s gone

[rose thorn]

Yeha lmao

[arctic talon]

It also didn’t allow other princes

It’s just stupid that AOS doesn’t have a full daemon soup army

It’s kind been daemons whole thing since forever

[vagrant fox]

Quite fun lurking on that commissar talk in that 40k server

Put me in charge of GW I'll decanonize Cain and Gaunt fr fr

[arctic talon]

Mf’er just ignoring the reasoning behind my argument

lol

[vagrant fox]

Not unusual kind of behavior

That aside is GW making yet another factory or am I just thinking of the bat one

[arctic talon]

The bat one is done after the “very cute bat” left

And now they’re moving in and setting up machinery

[vagrant fox]

That's probably just it then. I was wondering if some older daemon engines could return to production

[rose thorn]

I think the mono god mortal demons mix is just better for the game, we won’t have units like claws of Karnak

[arctic talon]

We would because they’d be both in the mortal mix and their own thing

Imo

That’s the ideal way to do it

[rose thorn]

They need to buff demons across the board. I assume they are weak rn because they share games

[arctic talon]

They’re strong as fuck in 40k though lol

They’re just mostly weak in AoS for some reason

And I have no clue why

[rose thorn]

They are going into legends in 40K so makes sense lmao

[arctic talon]

They aren’t though lol

[rose thorn]

They said codex demons is going legends

Unless they double backed on tha

[arctic talon]

Daemons have been consistently strong in 40k for a while ngl

[arctic talon]

They have literally never said that what

[rose thorn]

They are an index only army

[arctic talon]

That is not the same thing

They’re more at risk of being sent to legends then any other army

[rocky gale]

James actually told me they are repossessing everyones Daemon models

[arctic talon]

But that doesn’t mean they will go to legends lol

They even got expanded rules repeatedly in 10e

[rocky gale]

James Workshop himself said he's going to do it because Daemon fans are annoying

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

I am Pretty sure demons is gonna go legends in 40K

I know they said somewhere and the 40K demons Reddit said they ar going to legends

[arctic talon]

People also said that about harlequins

💀

[rose thorn]

Well yeh they don’t have a codex lol

[rocky gale]

and he doesn't yet have the authority to remove Daemon fans, so he has to content himself by removing Daemons

[arctic talon]

People have been saying this since 10e began due to paranoia

lol

[rose thorn]

The got added to a different codex

Liek demons have

[arctic talon]

Yeah but daemons as an army is unlikely to die

The same way a harlequin army is still buildable

[rose thorn]

Yeah as a detachment lmao

[arctic talon]

No

They’re still a full army build wise lol

[rose thorn]

???

[arctic talon]

You can literal still make a full harlequin army what is confusing

About what I said

[rose thorn]

Yeah but that’s a craftworlds army

[arctic talon]

I don’t think GW is going to send daemons to legends in 40k

[rose thorn]

I mean demons as a codex

[arctic talon]

I think they’ll get a codex in 11e lol

[rose thorn]

Also the demon boxes say “codex: world eaters” for khrone demons as example

[rocky gale]

I'm going to send Mags to legends

[arctic talon]

No it doesn’t?

It says combat patrol daemons

[rose thorn]

That combat patrol hasn’t been avaluable for like 4 years

[arctic talon]

What are you talking about

It literally has been available for all edition

They literally kept it for almost all of 10e

????

[solid horizon]

I hope soulgrinder will be available to CSM

[rose thorn]

It hasn’t what

[arctic talon]

It literally just went off the website like last year

[arctic talon]

This was explicitly advertised as a world eater box

[rose thorn]

I know it’s been off since right after the start of the edition

[arctic talon]

It literally was available for most of the edition for the daemon patrol

I’m like 100% sure

[rocky gale]

Yea it was stopped a year ago

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

Because you can find Reddit posts about it being removed, all from a year ago

[rose thorn]

Ah

My bad

[vagrant fox]

if I have to hear this one more time I'll actually go coocoo

[copper island]

@storm jungle https://www.youtube.com/live/LwvIjHh-I_w?si=JCTzSezcEuf4Nkgf have we lost the plot yet

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[copper island]

nine hours of clips with every third sentence replaced with "are you sure"

thanks, prime video!

[vagrant fox]

Better than most advertisements

[storm jungle]

^

it unfortunately works lol

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-boys-s4--k01KQN8HYT7ZQAX43E40SJ9Q0GG

[vagrant fox]

man Powerplex was so cool

[copper island]

wouldnt the existance of the corrino emperor's homeworld Salusa Secundus imply the existance of a Salusa Primus

[storm jungle]

Salusa Secundus is the prison world for the Sardaukar

[fervent geode]

Parvos Dengum

[copper island]

it was also the former capital of the padishah's imperium

[storm jungle]

ye

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/deng-deng-xiaoping-gif-7629053208525409908

[copper island]

as well as corrino's ancestral home

[vagrant fox]

respect my goat

[copper island]

but considering that it's called "Secundus"

[near wasp]

I'm gonna lose it today

[copper island]

wouldnt there be another salusa world

[jade holly]

I fucking love whoever’s been in charge of the YouTube channel for Invincible

[near wasp]

Who implanted the butchers nails into my brain last night

Because all I feel is rage rn

[vagrant fox]

my bad

wanted to see what would happen

[near wasp]

I'm gonna put mayo in your shoes

[copper island]

baaaah im a sheep

baaaaaaah

[languid meadow]

I saw those nerfs and it got me acting like this

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/respect-ball-1--k01KR4BN2YERBDM5FVN805ZJ86V

[shadow wave]

Why are there no lady Ogryn and why doesn't the game allow for fat female characters?

[languid meadow]

dwarf situation where they look like the dudes a lot

[vagrant fox]

they exist, our characters don't belong to the class who can eat enough to be overweight

[languid meadow]

and there being no women ogryns in the game is because there's already a billion VAs for what we have and ogryns have the most personalities anyway

[fervent geode]

I was reading chem dog and I randomly found what might be a female ogryn in the regiment lol

[copper island]

idk why there's no lady ogryns

[fervent geode]

I mean no it’s literally a lady ogryn

[copper island]

but we are supposed to be scrawny af

because we are penal rejects

we arent meant to survive in all honesty

[vagrant fox]

In the game, GW didn't allow it 99%

[fervent geode]

Lorewise they are very protective of the females (male ogryns) so they rarely go out

[languid meadow]

yeah if it isn't in the game (and it's obscure lore) it's 99% GW

[near wasp]

There was like one in chem dogs but that's it

[fervent geode]

Idk how they like

First mention of them in the guard lol

[near wasp]

That's literally the only mention I think

[vagrant fox]

There was the psyker one in psychic awakening

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah

Two

Cassia and unnamed glup shitta

[fervent geode]

Obamna tryna get the furry vote

[languid meadow]

pretty sure they're more common on uhhh

necromunda?

due to Ursan

[fervent geode]

Probably

Feels very munda

[rancid cove]

There's only one way to confirm that...

[fervent geode]

It’s not worth it

[rancid cove]

It has to be done

[fervent geode]

This ritual summoning is under the not recommended category

Book of Lorgar not approved

[celest dome]

Necromunda has artificial Psyker Ogryn, but no known natural Ogryn Psyker

[rancid cove]

It was destroyed unfortunately

[fervent geode]

Nah that’s the elite ball knowledge tier book of Lorgar only for Grand Apostles’ eyes

It’s still not approved in that version

[rancid cove]

[languid meadow]

this is the first time I've heard about mutant monstrosities

[rancid cove]

Konrad Curze's book might be even worse
Itd just a dark romance from booktok

[fervent geode]

He actually wrote a book called The Dark as his autobiography

It’s probably emoslop

And insanity

[rancid cove]

Probably 300 pages of pure listing atrocities that would stunlock anyone who reads it because of how bad it is

[fervent geode]

Top 1000 gore and murders I committed with minimal context

[rancid cove]

Minimal context, maximum description of every action

Shit that would make the daemonculaba and servitorization process childs play

[fervent geode]

Those processes are just the suffering of one individual (or two if the Daemonculaba is in use)

Night Haunter likes to make people suffer with their friends and families

If possible

[rancid cove]

Mexico Cartel headass

Slime the entire family one by one cause they owed 2 pesos