40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

which was kind of a joke

but it mentioned "skitarii prefer bludgeoning power weapons"

lol

[solid horizon]

lol

meanwhile powersword

[languid meadow]

right now my only hope is that they tune down the recoil animations

[solid horizon]

taser goad isnt exactly bludgeoning weapon either

[languid meadow]

that's about it

[solid horizon]

taser goad mightbe my favorite ad mech melee weapon

it's just exactly that cattle prod from fallout

fork of the omnissiah

[celest dome]

Taser Goads and Lances as so cool

[languid meadow]

also the fact the onagers have different weapons in each unit of 2

[solid horizon]

onagers in unit of 2 is kind of weird

[languid meadow]

I think they may be units of 1 these are just close together since other clips of them have them farther apart

[solid horizon]

it's crazy how much it looks like photoscan of the actual model

[dapper gyro]

Look like weaponized Wall E.

[arctic talon]

they got to be squadrons of 3 back in 7e LOL

massive bases were a huge issue deploying them in squads that big

but still

[solid horizon]

well yeah but it was 7e

ad mech vehicles still are deployed in squads of 3 in HH

[hollow lantern]

Shout out to spider tanks, gotta be one of my favorite genders frfr

[solid horizon]

ad mech's chinese copy of defilers

just like kataphrons with lokhust destroyers

and hastarii with old immortals

[solid horizon]

I lost the base of my onager dunecrawler so I agreed with my friends to use the model as base lol

same with defilers because both have fuckass large bases

[rocky gale]

Heard about a big tournament in the US and there were like 90 Defilers in the tournament

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-running-car-gif-26206055

[rocky gale]

So many people running tripple delifer

[solid horizon]

new model phenomenon tbh

before the buff people didn't field defiler much

mostly because it's considered an ugly model and most of its weapons were really meh

[rocky gale]

Now it's cool looking and powerful

So 90 of them in a single tournament

[solid horizon]

pistonhand gaming

abby would be proud

[fervent geode]

Xana II domination

Abbadon’s greatest commission

[solid horizon]

old defiler autocannon was uhhhhhhh

extremely weak autocannon wise

1 dmg

im not even joking

chaos termie deals more dmg

old ability was cool tho

chaos lord ability

free stratagem

[winged jacinth]

Defiler design process
Dark mechanicus: "we could probably put a bigger gun on it if we didnt make it so vertical"
Abbadon: "have them flayed immediately. Bring in more crabs."

I have to assume the shape of the defiler is to make the daemon fit better

[solid horizon]

dark magi would be exceptionally great innovators if only they exploited the potential of adding more guns to daemon engines

most daemon engines have like

1-2 guns

the end

[winged jacinth]

A sad consequence of (i assume) khorne not being a fan

[solid horizon]

interestingly, khorne daemon engines are those with most guns

notoriously dick cannon thing

[winged jacinth]

You'd think the iron warriors would be into it

[arctic talon]

its those damn cost cutting measures

smh

[solid horizon]

I compared using chaos undivided with using world eaters for daemon engines on tabletop

[winged jacinth]

Legitimately it might be hard to get quality heavy cannon in the warp

[solid horizon]

undivided is great for melee
world eaters is great for ranged

undivided daemon engines : 2 submachine guns, or one flamethrower, you chose

khorne daemon engines : MEGA CANNON PEENAAAAAR !!!!!

GATLING GUN OF DOOOM

[languid meadow]

yeah ngl

[solid horizon]

HARPOON

MEGA FUCKING CANNON

[languid meadow]

it with legs looks so much better because I can't get the look of the HK tank from terminator from my head

[glossy sonnet]

what the hell is that

[solid horizon]

very old daemon engine

sigsen owns one IIRC

[glossy sonnet]

How can it shoot at anything thats not in a straight line in front of it

[solid horizon]

terror tactics

[languid meadow]

like a bombard in real life

it's basically that

[winged jacinth]

A gun that big is usually for shooting at walls

[solid horizon]

that too

[languid meadow]

it's just a daemon version of this thing

[solid horizon]

Im pretty sure a baneblade doesnt survive a cannon with that much of a large bore

[winged jacinth]

I mean i think that is the size of a baneblade lmao

I think that's basically just a macro cannon on a carriage

Like the gun on a leviathan

[solid horizon]

oh right I forgot this fella too

[ripe forum]

Wrong, all vulpes fans think he's a femboy.

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaEpt9b0sQ

[opaque coyote]

Every time I see it

I imagine it firing the fucking penis cannon

By pelvic thrusting

[celest dome]

Shit, now I'll do that too

[opaque coyote]

Something that I am genuinely disappointed in is that there's

Relatively few Slaaneshi Daemon Machines

And the ones that do exist are kinda old

[solid horizon]

epic scale

like the tzeench ones

[glossy sonnet]

Bring doomrider back

[vagrant fox]

the only time slaaneshi was cool

[summer mural]

if I wanna read spiderman

do I just start with ultimate spiderman from 2000

[daring creek]

This is so good

[rancid cove]

500. Calgars.

[solid horizon]

daemonculaba calgar

[celest dome]

https://youtu.be/SsLlAoyTgrw

👀

[solid horizon]

I was messing around in bandlab because I was bored and made this

wasnt intended originally, but does it sound chaosy

[arctic talon]

@rocky gale mel’aviv

[vagrant fox]

mel'aviv impressed

[arctic talon]

500% bonus accuracy to forecast Janna.

500% bonus damage to Milio, and Annie

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higuruma-oh-my-god-bruh-1--k01KR1Y6ZKDKA4Q3EVMKNCZN3V0

[rigid dune]

Do you think Atoma Prime will be a planet in the 40k total war game?

[storm jungle]

Probably

[rigid dune]

Will there be crackheads running around there?

[storm jungle]

they outright reference Ubersreik in Total War lol

[storm jungle]

thats every imperial planet

the warband is not made up of crackheads minus the Gangers lol

(which arrived like 4 years later)

[arctic talon]

Not at launch but eventually

[arctic talon]

It’s got more drunkards then crackheads tbh

[storm jungle]

no Bardin

[arctic talon]

He’s worth at least 12 drunkards alone

It’s not fair

[heady rivet]

[vagrant fox]

You can't compete with bugmans finest

[surreal nest]

Starcraft TMG is already so gas wtf updated printable datasheets

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-marines-starcraft2-terran-sc2-dance-gif-16682035

[rose thorn]

Weird that there is 2 tyranid warrior detachments now

[rocky gale]

What was the first?

[rose thorn]

Oh the new one is a replacement for the old one

[rose thorn]

Warriors get +5 invul

[rocky gale]

Oh huh, never knew it already existed

Don't I look foolish

[karmic birch]

Very nice

[sacred bluff]

i love 40k!

[karmic birch]

I dont

Wbu

[sacred bluff]

you should

it has so much lore

so many books

[karmic birch]

Ewww

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/frantic-studying-reading-exams-exams-week-gif-7530000

me when pandemonium comes out

[karmic birch]

🙄

[storm jungle]

average illiterate behaviour, sad to see

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-kel-omori-super-mario-64-mario-64-gif-10008379941851573104

[opaque coyote]

Holy shit Kel from Omori

https://tenor.com/view/kel-omori-kel-omori-eyebrow-raise-omori-gif-gif-26682747

[near wasp]

I hope they let us be proper eco terrorists

Saw a lot of people complaining that it's gonna be v5 like v5 isn't the world of wod atp

Omg they're using the current system in this new game

Who would of fucking guessed

[storm jungle]

Metroidvania, interesting

[celest dome]

Ye there's a strange old guard that want to consider everything nee to be bad

[near wasp]

Trying to ask a wod question on reddit is just a gamble

Oh you might get a good answer or you might get an old head who curses you out for using v5

[storm jungle]

the WoD reddit is so funny

its either the best place to ask anything or people just being grognards

[vagrant fox]

Because oWoD rules, naturally

[daring creek]

Profiling u rn

[celest dome]

I sentence you to play Mage

[vagrant fox]

I will never even look at Mage

[near wasp]

I got in an argument about embracing corpses with some dude and he simply told me you can't and when I told him to cite a source he used la by night as the source. I then found out in France and a Balkans they embrace people's who've been fucking dead for weeks.

Which is straight up in a source book

[near wasp]

At least it's not changling or demon

[storm jungle]

yeah again double-standards

when the lore does it its cool

when you do it "it makes no sense"

[vagrant fox]

You take that back about demon

It might not work but it has soul damnit

[celest dome]

I've played Changeling once

[near wasp]

It might not work?????

[vagrant fox]

It's been a while, I remember it missing rules for certain things

[celest dome]

You need to homegrown a couple of stuff for it to work well

[near wasp]

Ah

I feel like that can be said for a lot of wod though

[celest dome]

Think there was a site with helpful rules for if

[vagrant fox]

That's a lot of oWoD

[near wasp]

V5 is pretty good

[vagrant fox]

I'm quite fond of 20th

[viral halo]

thinking about doing a dark heresy campaign

[near wasp]

I feel like after my DM finally breaks down the table is gonna make me do dark heresey for our next game

[vagrant fox]

Good luck x2 try not to kill the party too early

[near wasp]

Eh I'll have them very aware of death and to have back ups

[plush mason]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DX_v2HZxMEn

[crystal forum]

mass printing named characters is the funniest thing ever

[crystal forum]

each of these is meant to be 55 usd if you buy it by GW's store

well not the heads themselves

maybe

resin printing is a pain in the ass but man is it worth it

[rocky gale]

Yea, how else would you get 500 Calgar heads

and who doesn't need 500 Calgar heads

[crystal forum]

the person is probably printing each piece of the model in batches

to sell

or they might want an entire army of calgars

[sharp pollen]

https://fixupx.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2052161738020147366

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Slay the Spire 2 is facing backlash after players discovered Anita Sarkeesian listed as a consultant in the credits.
︀︀
︀︀Gamers are leaving negative Steam reviews, saying they regret buying the game and would not have purchased it if they knew.
︀︀
︀︀Some are requesting refunds while it is still in Early Access.

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FixupX · May 6, 2026, 11:01 PM

[crystal forum]

i havent seen anita sarkeesian in a long time

[rocky gale]

Why would the Chinese care so much?

[crystal forum]

i used to think she was the bane of all video games when i was an impressionable young man

now i feel so bad for her

getting death threats and harassed because you dare say something about women in video games

[dapper gyro]

Which review is that?

[heady rivet]

I got good book suggestions

[rocky gale]

.......

Guess

[plush mason]

who?

[heady rivet]

Chinese are incredibly misogynistic to insane degrees next question

[dapper gyro]

I actually have 0 idea.

[rocky gale]

Are you a real person?

[dapper gyro]

Maybe...

[rocky gale]

The messages are literally right next to eachother

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

[dapper gyro]

I don't know the context, I just see the screenshot....

[plush mason]

i dont follow internet drama especially video game drama, its all fake as hell

[storm jungle]

also what jay said I havent seen Anita in like years, very weird

[rocky gale]

It's touching the context

[crystal forum]

anita was the center of the whole gamergate thing so no wonder the older chuds have a knee jerk reaction to the name

[heady rivet]

Zoe Quinn was, lets be real though. She was supporting cast

[dapper gyro]

Can't you just answer instead of belittling others?

[rocky gale]

I did

Look

[dapper gyro]

If it is harder to write the name of the game than to take a screenshot, then I'm very sorry.

[rocky gale]

Am I being trolled?

[crystal forum]

somebody who was kinda closely associated to anita was rebecca watson and i now support her on patreon to make up for my past sins

[heady rivet]

And who can forget Brianna Wu and her 3rd act appearance and subsequent disappearance

[crystal forum]

also fun fact, rebecca watson is in the epstein files but only because richard dawkins sent an email to epstein asking how to get rid of her because she was annoying him

[plush mason]

we are all stupid especially when young, gamergate got a lot of men roped up in a giant lie

[heady rivet]

A ton of people "In the files" are people just mentioned like, once or twice with no connection. But a lot of people like to sow disinfo and hate and such

[rocky gale]

Slay the Spire 2, it's literally right there

[crystal forum]

some people are in the files for good reasons!

if i was personally named in the files because epstein hated me i'd frame that shit

[rocky gale]

There was a post about Slay the Spire 2 being review bombed, immediately followed by a post about reviews, how is that hard to put together

[heady rivet]

Not to drop "skill issue" on all yall but I never hated women

[vagrant fox]

You haven't lived

[plush mason]

i mean same here lol, gamergate was a load of bullshit and as i said before i dont follow such internet drama shit

[crystal forum]

it's wild to think people who are older than me are still in the same dumbass cycle

[crystal forum]

meant to reply to this

[plush mason]

the fact the whole thing was started by a talentless dev pissed off at his ex is the most pathetic part

[crystal forum]

wtf is wrong with the reply button today

[heady rivet]

Off the top of my head, Fidel Castro is "in the files" because Epstein and some other guy were like "Yippee" about it

[storm jungle]

"Fidel castro died now a lot of possibilities for me"

Bro legit could not mog Peakstro until the man died

[crystal forum]

sent from my iphone

[heady rivet]

And Epstein had like FIVE news agencies emailing him the daily front page so basically every politician ever gets mentioned because he has 12 years of the New York Times and Washington Post headlines

[heady rivet]

So Obama appears like a trillion times from that alone

[crystal forum]

did obama go to the island

i mostly hear about clinton

[sharp pollen]

obamna.......

[crystal forum]

i just assume every president has gone

[heady rivet]

One of my personal favorites. Sent from my blackberry...

[heady rivet]

No Obama just bombed children it seems

For love of the game

[crystal forum]

and weddings

the fact that these bozos didnt even bother encrypting their communications man

[storm jungle]

All US presidents did what they did for the love of the game

its only Clinton and Donald Duck that were guilty

lol

[arctic talon]

Also Old Bush

Young Bush did that shit for the love of the game though

[celest dome]

Donald Duck would have been a better president

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

donald duck fought in WW2 so he prob has a better idea of what a fascist is

[storm jungle]

"Send aid to who? Whos real?"

best part is his aides would constantly try to get him to do this then Big Yahu's men would try to assassinate him for not doing it and constantly fail

https://klipy.com/gifs/choaruiburey-vaguibu--k01KR25W08VVTRBZGAF6T7SBQ89

[rocky gale]

Young Bush thought he was summoning demons to bring about the endtimes

[crystal forum]

bush junior didnt even win his election fairly

[celest dome]

Oh that thing with Chirac ?

[crystal forum]

imagine a world where al gore became president

[vagrant fox]

Apparently Magog is some place ruled by Gog, what was Bush trying to do man

[heady rivet]

Young Bush also signed a ton of relief bills with 0 geopolitical gain just because he believed it was Christian of him. Genuinely fascinating dichotomy to go farther than even Mossad assumed you would and be the most altruistic president in decades. What born-again Christianity does to a MFer

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

the current war is just more proof to me that the US military is incredibly incompetent when left alone without help from allies

[arctic talon]

lol

Young bush is weird

[karmic birch]

nah its just that i couldnt read since a young age due to my crack addict mother so i never got the habit

[crystal forum]

but americans will still think having the most expensive toys makes it the best military

[heady rivet]

The US Military is usually competent even alone, its specifically this administration firing everyone that isnt a yesman

[storm jungle]

Very interesting

[heady rivet]

Emphasis on usually

[heady rivet]

Said on the text-based app

[rocky gale]

I wish the Bush's were titled the way we did when PM's were father and son, Bush the Elder and Bush the Younger would sound much cooler

[karmic birch]

no that joke didnt land

[crystal forum]

they dont deserve cool names

[heady rivet]

"Dubya" is iconic though

[crystal forum]

old bush and child bush fits them more

[rocky gale]

It's also ironic that Pitt the Elder lived to be like 80, while Pitt the Younger died in his 40s

[celest dome]

Fitting

[crystal forum]

i thought you misspelled pliny

[rocky gale]

Typical man with his Rome rotten brain

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/cPaEpt9b0sQ?si=VsWM1s8nE7D6R3to yo wolf did you saw this

[arctic talon]

This is unironically the 8th time I’ve been pinged today about this

Lmao

But yes

[vagrant fox]

would you like another ping

[arctic talon]

Yeah sure

[queen laurel]

Is it getting a passing grade or no

[arctic talon]

Yes

[vagrant fox]

too bad

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-metaphor-re-fantazio-will-metaphor-protagonist-protagonist-gif-4360373816898240160

[vagrant fox]

Are eradication beams supposed to be yellow

[copper island]

fortvne.... favors.... the bold....

[arctic talon]

They’re usually white/bright blue/red but sometimes they’re yellow

This is like the second time they’ve been yellow ever

[vagrant fox]

Lasgun situation then

[arctic talon]

Galvanic rifles are supposed to be dark blue

But w/e

[vagrant fox]

I thought they were blue but Lexicanum said yellow so

[arctic talon]

What

Whatever I guess lmao

They’re blue or yellow

[vagrant fox]

Eh inconsistency is the bread and butter of warhammers

I'll live with it

[heady rivet]

This dressup game wastes so much time

[vagrant fox]

they should make the game freakin

good

[storm jungle]

actually suicidal

[near wasp]

Just let me created dumb characters in my head I'll never put pen to paper for

[hallow saddle]

rule of thumb is that really anything can be any colour because you can paint them however you want

so its pretty much w/e

[daring creek]

suffer

[daring creek]

I started to do that

[copper island]

this is because a trve davghter of the emperor wears her colors with pride

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoring-sleeping-honkshoo-gif-9791480880639208048

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

[languid meadow]

this is like

THE pig

Pig™ if you will

[languid meadow]

pih

[copper island]

trve daughter of guilliman

[heady rivet]

I have a pink and gold Muhreen

But GOD

The missions are just

Not enticing

[rancid cove]

Reddit boybortion story

[heady rivet]

I even changed my mind about getting a Chud Marine comm so i have 0 reason to play

[copper island]

tried basing it off this

[solid horizon]

a friend tried to make me play chudmarines 2

[copper island]

black templar*

[solid horizon]

because you can play a warpsmith in pvp mode

but man the missions are boring as hell and it's 200% imperium propaganda

[copper island]

yeah the techmarines

[copper island]

yeah the operations get very repetitive

and the writing is hot ass

but the gameplay is rather fun

needs more........................................................................ content...............

[solid horizon]

it's 3rd person, I ain't playin that

I'd rather have my ass kicked by brother Achrabael on deathwing spacehulk

[copper island]

okay dude

[rancid cove]

Moid losing opportunity to play marine dress up game

[solid horizon]

im not playing primarislop proaganda no thanks

[fervent geode]

Ngl Chudmarine 2 got boring after 2 months

[solid horizon]

minis already allow me to play marine dress up

[fervent geode]

Real

[solid horizon]

I have 7 firstborn space marine models exclusively for that reason

[fervent geode]

Anyways I dislike the gameplay, it’s too heavy and clunky

Marines shouldn’t feel that way even in their armour imo

[rancid cove]

Thats why I'm only playing with mods now

Autismo mode

[fervent geode]

Yeah make em fast and fuck like they are in lore and maybe I’dve liked it more

Prob why I still play Darktide

Fast as fuck

[solid horizon]

yup

fast as fuck invisignome with autopistol

[fervent geode]

Chem Dog Loose Cannon high on life

Recon Las

[solid horizon]

if I wanna feel slow I play space hulk

walking fridge simulator

[fervent geode]

Lmao

[solid horizon]

darktide for speed

[fervent geode]

I can’t im a speed freak

Need faster

[solid horizon]

bro is a possessed marine

[fervent geode]

Got that Slaanesh in rn

[storm jungle]

man i should do this scheme lmao

[solid horizon]

hmm, lexi doesnt mention possessed marine's inhuman speed

[solid horizon]

real

[fervent geode]

Didn’t Helbrecht make it clear they only kill Bluey now

Idfk why

[solid horizon]

Black Templars when they have to fight chaos marines instead of ponies and furries

[fervent geode]

Cooked

Free IF gene seed though

[copper island]

if they dont abide by any sort of doctrine or standard and they just charge blindly at everything

how are they supposed to be combat effective

[fervent geode]

They have bolters and use them tbf

[arctic talon]

They shockingly have actual doctrine

lol

[fervent geode]

The idea that they charge everything is flanderisation

[rancid cove]

They charge even more blindly at everything but with more screaming

[fervent geode]

This reminds of that one time someone said the BT are secretly WE successors

[solid horizon]

they do have good melee weapons

but so do chaos space marines

[storm jungle]

As we know World Eaters invented the concept of uhhh

[copper island]

i mean yeah

[storm jungle]

"being angry"

[copper island]

but isnt that what they do

[solid horizon]

I mean their leader is named angron

[fervent geode]

They don’t, they can hold position too

[storm jungle]

Depends on the Crusade fleet

[fervent geode]

Novel idea

[storm jungle]

some BTs can be proper lads

others are straight up braindead

hold on lemme get it

[fervent geode]

Yeah they do suffer from

Being cut up

[storm jungle]

Caedomian is based af

[arctic talon]

BT have actual tactics sometimes

[solid horizon]

Guys

[arctic talon]

But also author moment

lol

[solid horizon]

crusaders were good guys irl

they did nothing wrong

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[fervent geode]

Kill all loyalists - Caedomian crusade

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-knights-who-say-ni-ni-gif-12279570

[solid horizon]

holy shit it's araghast

eliphas, open the portal

[copper island]

the imperium are the good guys because they are the main characters

duh

[fervent geode]

No my Lord

[solid horizon]

eliphas

you treacherous dog

[copper island]

western exceptionalism and it's consequences

[surreal nest]

theres people who genuinely dont think a villain can be a protagonist of any media

[rancid cove]

"Did you know that in 40k there's a faction that are actually the good g-"

[surreal nest]

people actually think protagonist means hero or good guy and I just hate it

[copper island]

is that blonde blazer

[fervent geode]

Walter White is the good guy of break bad

[copper island]

🥹

[rancid cove]

the peak herself

[copper island]

goddddd dispatch sucks

basic white guy named "robert" gets BOTH baddies??

NOT FAIR 😡

[dapper gyro]

Has John Cena got the Blazer crystal?

[fervent geode]

I thought this was like Steve Irwin vs Trump

[storm jungle]

LMFAO BLAZER

[storm jungle]

bro the devs were goated for making Shroud call you out on that

I cannot fucking believe they put that in

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

I pinged you in a way worse dispatch meme

i think yesterday

but deleted it cause it was sus as fuck

[storm jungle]

damn

[dapper gyro]

Sussy

[rancid cove]

It was Diddy as robert with epstein and trump in the background

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fervent geode]

[copper island]

i like dress-up in video games

maybe this is why i like space marine 2

[dapper gyro]

Anyway, why IF successors are so autistic despite Dorn, while being boring, is a decent person.

[solid horizon]

play SoT then

absolute dress up

[rancid cove]

Abby you should mod the game one day I gotta show you my modded fashion

hold on

[dapper gyro]

To be fair, Darktide could have been the ultimate dress up game for 40k human character.

[fervent geode]

Dorn is very rage filled

[dapper gyro]

Unfortunately, the game is meh.

[fervent geode]

He has an immense anger that is controlled

[copper island]

i dont wanna fuck up my already fucked up computer

[fervent geode]

It’s what led to the Iron Cage

[rancid cove]

@copper island This is a still in developing mod for a Horus Heresy overhaul + Horus Heresy decals

[copper island]

oh that's pretty neat

[fervent geode]

Many IF successors took his rage

[fervent geode]

Best Legion ngl

[solid horizon]

do you think we will hear of Crimson Slaughter again or not

[fervent geode]

Background lore baddies

They were in The Remnant Blade not too long ago

[rancid cove]

I wouldn't say best but its up there as one of my favorites, theyve grown on me

[fervent geode]

I don’t think they’ll ever be the centrepiece but they remain remembered

[rancid cove]

If I had to make a tier list now I'd say
Blood Angels, Iron Warriors, Night Lords, Word Bearers and Dark Angels

[solid horizon]

true

they were 6th edition poster boys after all

[fervent geode]

I fucking hate where I am now, should’ve never bet my legion allegiance

[solid horizon]

they had their moment of glory

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah the Crimson Slaughter/Dark Angel Box

[rancid cove]

YOU GET WHAT YOU BET FOR

[copper island]

i cannot for the life of me figure out my favorite legion

[fervent geode]

They even had unique minis and shit

[copper island]

because i dont really like space marines that much

[rancid cove]

It comes naturally

[fervent geode]

Mortus Metalikus was one

[copper island]

but i kinda like the Thousand Sons

[rancid cove]

you'll eventually land in one

[rancid cove]

Nvm i gotta unfriend you

[fervent geode]

[rancid cove]

blocked

[copper island]

whats wrong with thousand sons gng

😭

[solid horizon]

idk, for me maybe it is
Iron Warriors, Word Bearers, Black Legion (technically isn't one but still) and Alpha Legion

[fervent geode]

Ban this person

[rancid cove]

everything

[solid horizon]

(sorry loyal lads)

[dapper gyro]

I'm a boring guy, I go with RG and IF.

[fervent geode]

Mods please ban this person

[rancid cove]

MODS SEND THAT PERSON TO ARGATHA

[solid horizon]

chaos dudes when they meet a disciplined fellow :

[fervent geode]

I meant the Kson but kill the IF too

[copper island]

that's my favorite heretic legion

[fervent geode]

Good collateral

[rancid cove]

Sons of Horus > Black Legion, theyre right after DA as my favorites

[copper island]

my favorite loyalist one probably has to be the white scars

[fervent geode]

Real as fuck

[solid horizon]

idk I like black legion

[fervent geode]

Welcome to the best loyalist legion

[solid horizon]

luv me futuristic barbarians

[fervent geode]

The rest stink except for the UM sometimes

[solid horizon]

I wish they had more fur coats

[fervent geode]

They used to have more

[solid horizon]

yeah

[fervent geode]

Idk why they cut down

[solid horizon]

they used to have more colors as well

[fervent geode]

At least Maelstrom box I think still has quite a few

Cloaks I mean

[solid horizon]

but james decided they should be bluish black with pale gold trim

[fervent geode]

Idk when it was set to that

[solid horizon]

and nothing else

[fervent geode]

But it’s been a while iirc

[dapper gyro]

Because they don't sell well? Those things are hard to do correctly.

[solid horizon]

Idk, I think the venomcrawler is the first flagrant example of that

[copper island]

ultramarine hate is probably a cope

i like ultramarines too

roman-esque larp is cool

[fervent geode]

No I mean they used to come with the sprues iirc

Like they removed them from legionaries and whatnot

[dapper gyro]

Yes, that's what I mean.

[fervent geode]

It is really

[fervent geode]

I mean if legionaries sell they would’ve sold

And anyone in CSM generally needs those

So idt it was a money factor

Aesthetic change I reckon

[solid horizon]

I dont like blue so I naturally dislike ultramarines, but not as much as blood angels

[fervent geode]

That’s cool

But like the UM memelore has gone too far

[dapper gyro]

If underused, so corpos do what they do the best to save a few cents a sprue.

[fervent geode]

They are actually cool cmon

[fervent geode]

Maybe maybe

[solid horizon]

only chapter I respect are bravens

[dapper gyro]

To be fair, back in the day, UM was too loved by GW.

[fervent geode]

That was like

One edition

Matt Ward did so much damage, unintentionally too

[dapper gyro]

3 editions I dare say.

[fervent geode]

It was supposed to be Codex Supplement UM

And they slapped Space Marines on it

[fervent geode]

Sort of

But 5E was the most egregious

If 5e was tamer no one would mind

[dapper gyro]

It was still running to 7e.

[rancid cove]

Chat rank the drip

[solid horizon]

how come we have never heard of space marine myrmidon clone ever again

[fervent geode]

Dripped but add more runes and shit

[dapper gyro]

Centurion...

[solid horizon]

mega goofy fellas

[fervent geode]

They kinda forgot about them I feel

[dapper gyro]

They will be gone soon.

[fervent geode]

Yeah

Prob legended

[solid horizon]

welcome to legends gang

[rancid cove]

The mod is kinda limited unfortunately so not that many runes to add

[fervent geode]

Then dripped enough it is

[solid horizon]

someone needs to make that heaven meme format but for legend models

[dapper gyro]

They weren't even strong when they were introduced.

[solid horizon]

I assume centurions was an attempt to make obliterator loyalist clones

[glass drum]

Its already more than what we got for vanilla sadly

[rancid cove]

Wait till you check out the shit they have on Iron Kitbash

the reason I bought this mod is not even these armor pieces its the terminator class customization

[dapper gyro]

Ew...

[glass drum]

Saw that, someone made a Justaerin SoH Terminator looked pretty cool

[copper island]

theres a terminator class??

[dapper gyro]

Normal armour with termie hood...

[rancid cove]

fuck you mean ew

[rancid cove]

Astartes terminator

[heady rivet]

Bought?

[rancid cove]

Its fucking tartaros pattern

[rancid cove]

5 dollar membership for early access

[glass drum]

Only for modded

[solid horizon]

I mean

james thought we wouldnt notice

[rancid cove]

All the shit the Astartes mod adds

[copper island]

HEY THATS MY TRANS MARINE 😭

[glass drum]

The mod Horus Heresy is about 5$

[rancid cove]

yeah

for early access

its gonna be free on full release

[dapper gyro]

They have vastly different chest piece. That's fine if you enjoy it.

[glass drum]

And im gonna say they went far and beyond with customization

better than the devs lmao

[daring creek]

This season of The Boys is feeling more and more like south park

[rancid cove]

It's hard as fuck to model a new shaped chest completely so they just modify in game assets
Not like they can actually recreate 1:1 tartaros

[daring creek]

Helmets not bad.

[rancid cove]

Iron Kitbash my beloved

[glass drum]

Its just so good man..

[rancid cove]

I might reinstall Iron Kitbash to make more fashion

[glass drum]

My screenshots from before but i havent played SM2 for a month im so content starved

[dapper gyro]

And so I can't critique it?

[glass drum]

Afaik modders do just use current models and reshape it but idk myself

[copper island]

wuh dat

[glass drum]

Space wolf

Its modded so you normally would'nt have this much fur bits on vanilla

[daring creek]

Im gonna sound like a religious parent

but my fucking god the gross sex jokes don't end in this show.

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-higuruma-jjk-season-3-gif-4667305439104820644

[copper island]

what show

[daring creek]

The Boys

[copper island]

oh well

[daring creek]

It's fucking south park

[copper island]

south park did it good

[daring creek]

No dude it feels so fucking tuned up this season

Literally gross out for the sake of gross out

I don't wanna see this shit all the time dawg

[copper island]

i genuinely do not understand the fascination with shows like invincible or the boys

[daring creek]

They already had a meat snake supe

Now they have Nut Chucks

😭

[heady rivet]

Invincible is Dragon Ball for White people that arent Hispanic enough for Goku

[unique bronze]

theyre running out of super power ideas

[vagrant fox]

It gets a little tedious

[storm jungle]

Get over it

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-red-red-cat-evil-cat-normal-cat-gif-7123425318368299957

[storm jungle]

i swear some mfers legit dont know how close folks talk to each other

"erm too much swearing"

🗣️

[daring creek]

Okay Dilara I understand

[unique bronze]

heh, i mean.. I cant be seen in public talking to my inner circle of friends cuz of how we talk lmao

[storm jungle]

Death.

LMAO

yeah basically, i just kinda find it super hypocritical

[daring creek]

You just... LOVE men swinging their fucking balls around like those balls tied to poles on fucking playgrounds.

[storm jungle]

Yeah, its funny lol

[storm jungle]

Invincible is a very fun superhero show that satirises/critiques the genre its based on.

Boys is the same but more blunt and honest because people are fucking stupid.

(also for some reason it KEEPS somehow repeatedly predicting how fucking crazy the US would get/has gotten)

[daring creek]

We gotta kill the writers

they have deathnotes

[storm jungle]

Dude

the WEEK

donald made that fucking jesus AI tweet

homelander does that scene

💀

HOW

[daring creek]

Can they write everything getting better

[storm jungle]

It will by the end

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[storm jungle]

also Missus if you think the show is bad go read the comic

literal pile of shit

[copper island]

do you think stormfront would still be appealing if she was a guy like the comic

[storm jungle]

Nah. The entire point of her character is shes a female influencer.

Its prob one of the best things they did in the show

the writers do a great job of re-using all the comics elements from the show Ennis just did nothing with as he was busy writing another panel filled with racism and slurs lol

[copper island]

i see a lot of people on insta instantly turn on the show as SOON as Oh Father and the Democratic Church of America appears

[storm jungle]

To be fair you remember S4?

People were saying it was too blunt

and shit like "american prison camps" were goofy

W E L P

[vagrant fox]

Oh Father really steals the show

[storm jungle]

His actor is a theatre guy

aka instantly OP

lmao

those theatre mfers are legit another league

[copper island]

LMAO the fucking auschwitz-birkeanau slogan 😭

the Department of Homeland Security loves to drop nazi slogans on twitter

[storm jungle]

dude even i said "how the fuck could they get away with this"

Oh how naive i was 💀

[copper island]

so its not too far off

[storm jungle]

AGAIN

NOBODY knew how silly IRL was gonna get

i cannot fucking believe the US government is what it is rn

[copper island]

the US government has always been doing this

[dapper gyro]

The Boys source material is really bad.

[storm jungle]

thats everything Ennis makes

guy's a sack of shit

[copper island]

trump has just been more loud about it

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho i mean like

public AI posts

😭

and just... everything

[copper island]

yeah

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/homelander-devastated--k01KR2GMN55690J9RMP18BZP9XG

i just finished Daredevil Born Again season 2 and people were like

"How can Kingpin be pardoned for killing people when he was the mayor of new york and go exiled to an island?"

bro

have you looked at american politics

lmfao

[jade holly]

I had the ending spoiled for me on a YouTube video randomly recommended to me

[storm jungle]

What ending

[daring creek]

Absolutely not I know its nature already

[jade holly]

Born Again S2

[storm jungle]

To be fair still worth a watch imo

[copper island]

ERIC ADAMS ❤️

[unique bronze]

Speaking of Comics I just read Absolute Batman

[storm jungle]

BASED

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

[copper island]

PEAK

❤️

i need to finish absolute batman actually

i think im on issue four

[daring creek]

Oh his bitchass

[copper island]

the first annual instantly got me hooked af

[daring creek]

LEAST politically corrupt mayor ever

[heady rivet]

https://youtu.be/sk2Wc4Y5CxE

PLEASE watch

[storm jungle]

"I LOVE... NEW YORK"

[daring creek]

Oh no.

[storm jungle]

Literally covered in the blood of people he killed

[daring creek]

this video

[heady rivet]

Something as simple as a crack pipe, a used crack pipe

[daring creek]

and bought back random frisking

[storm jungle]

dude i cannot believe Daredevil S1 predicted ICE

actually insane

[jade holly]

After Christmas didn’t New York have a massive shit problem after all the snow and ice melted?

[dapper gyro]

I mean, the signs are all there for the long time.

[storm jungle]

yeah but still

you at least expect some dignity lol

[fervent geode]

Interesting find

[copper island]

oh brother...........

[dapper gyro]

They just need a spark to start the fire, which their president did.

[jade holly]

Like garbage was left out because no garbage trucks could reach the trash cans and dumpsters

[heady rivet]

Another long way of saying "GW doesnt write whats not for sale"

[storm jungle]

^

however its a good text wall imo

[fervent geode]

Yeah I agree

[storm jungle]

its literally just "we do whatever sells"

its the entire reason Warhammer IPs rn are getting so diverse + unisex mini support

[fervent geode]

GW philosophy since forever

[storm jungle]

and it legit works

[jade holly]

Bikini Trazyn

Come on GW

Free money right there

[storm jungle]

almost like when you do shit your customer base likes they buy more of your shit

[daring creek]

This video reminds me how Grown Adults are so impressionable.

[storm jungle]

GW has this locked to a T

[fervent geode]

I can’t believe James invented this

[heady rivet]

This popular knapsack, with many different locations...

[storm jungle]

its VERY hard to fuck up minis

it helps that literally all the people that hate them dont even buy their shit

or to a point that it doesnt even matter lol

[dapper gyro]

40K wasn't mainstream until like 7e.

[heady rivet]

This kills the Trench Crusader

[storm jungle]

"female custodes failed"

Literally sold out instantly. Twice.

[dapper gyro]

Many of it has to do with the UM memelores.

[storm jungle]

yeah mid 2000's 40k was also a wild time

it almost died like 4 times

lmao

[dapper gyro]

While it is obsolete, it did something good for GW.

[fervent geode]

Exactly lol

Just don’t make em piss ugly with shit rules

And they’ll sell

The chuds complaining don’t even buy em anyway

[storm jungle]

yeah lmao

its why every single GW "controversy" goes nowhere

because people just dont care

[dapper gyro]

SoB is not selling that well despite things being labeled goon baiter.

[storm jungle]

its their lack of customisation

[solid horizon]

people print

[storm jungle]

printing doesnt effect that bottomline

[solid horizon]

SoB gotta be one of hte most printed factions

thats what I mean

[storm jungle]

💀

guh

[solid horizon]

SoB dont sell well because people print their own

[fervent geode]

Noooo my chud video essay

[dapper gyro]

Their rules and minis are meh.

[solid horizon]

true

[heady rivet]

They printing with huge bazongas

And big whamma-jammas

[solid horizon]

they represent a good 70% of the models I've kiiled

[fervent geode]

They look aight, it’s just lack of interest in that faction alas

[dapper gyro]

The re sculpt in the 8e made shit look bland.

[storm jungle]

yeah this

also again lack of customisation

[dapper gyro]

Also their lore is stalled.

[fervent geode]

Idk too much about that since like I just got SoB minis

But Insidiants have good weap options so maybe their learning

[copper island]

chuddy ahh moid

[copper island]

gem

[dapper gyro]

When I was in Japan, I didn't see a single Funko Pop.

Fucking landfill disguised as collectibles.

[copper island]

what is horusgalaxy

[storm jungle]

Valrak

[copper island]

is it another classicalist cesspit

[storm jungle]

YES

but uh

it got banned

then they made another subreddit

and it also got banned

then they made another one

[viral halo]

Whenever I see him wearing his 100% polyester imperial fists hoodie I get MAD

[storm jungle]

and it also got banned

[copper island]

r/theDonald for warhammer chuds ❤️

[fervent geode]

Eons of Batul

Or Valtak yeah

[dapper gyro]

They are on their 5th now, aren't they?

[storm jungle]

hes the peak definition of a soyjak

[rancid cove]

FOURTH TRIES THE CHARM BABY WOOOO

[viral halo]

Horusgalaxy always fucking sucked tg is actually quality hating

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Close

• HorusGalaxy
• Vengeful Spirit
• Eye of Terror
• Istvaan III Survivors (now)

[surreal nest]

whats our current collection of chud subreddits we got r/darktide /horuswhatever and /helldiversunfiltered

[fervent geode]

If we count the Horus Galaxy 2 and Magnus Galaxy which each lasted a week it’s like 5th

[rancid cove]

Me joining Eye of Terror thinking its a simple Chaos focused subreddit:

[raven stone]

Valrak didn't strike me as an angry man.
Even if his Marine fanboying is cringe.

[storm jungle]

the best part of it is they also keep hating on places like grimdank and going "why dont they get banned for gooner shit"

[fervent geode]

RIP

[storm jungle]

my brother in christ

[storm jungle]

YOU ARE ALL BEING RIGHTWING NUTJOBS

WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR SUBREDDIT GETS NUKED

lmao

[viral halo]

there are no whites on fenris 😭

[dapper gyro]

So you saw the terror for yourself.

[rancid cove]

Do they legit think the reason they're getting banned is the goonershit not the nazi talk

[storm jungle]

Nah they just say its reddit bias

[surreal nest]

the little pathetic us vs them bullshit these subreddits go through is so draining to realize its real people bickering online

[storm jungle]

which is insane

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^

they legit think they are being subjugated outcasts

like

bro

you are racist bigots

lmao

[surreal nest]

helldiversunfiltered posting about their review bomb and "GLAZEDIVERS ARE SOOOO ANGRY!!!!" is so pathetic

[rancid cove]

bro

[viral halo]

😭

[storm jungle]

Yeah like yall need to look at the subreddit names again

• HorusGalaxy
• Vengeful Spirit
• Eye of Terror
• Istvaan III Survivors (now)

these are all "loyalist hero" sided shit

[storm jungle]

they LEGIT think they are the good guys fighting the "worst" of the fandom

[raven stone]

Makes me glad I never go deep into reddits

[rancid cove]

see how they only put themselves as the supposed villains of the story?

what do you mean EYE OF TERROR

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

THAT IS SPACE HELL

[solid horizon]

araghast calling eliphas a traitor ahh

[copper island]

isnt vengeful spirit a heretic thing

[rancid cove]

YEAH THATS WHAT IM POINTING OUT

[surreal nest]

helldiversunfiltered was just bitching about some hive bug being OP so they reverted the hive guard changes and now they are complaining that arrowhead reverted it

[rancid cove]

THEY PORTRAY THEMSELVES AS THE BAD GUYS

[heady rivet]

He's right.

[raven stone]

WTF is this shit

[rancid cove]

AND WONDER WHY THEY GET BANNED

[viral halo]

the ORIGINAL Warhammer 40k hobbying internet forum

4chan /tg

[fervent geode]

Yeah Horus Flagship

[heady rivet]

So you admit the Imperium is good

[fervent geode]

Which was a warp hellhole

Which is probably what they are turning into

[dapper gyro]

The less bad guys.

[rancid cove]

Necromunda there are so many words I want to use to describe how I'd terminate you but I am afraid for my account status

[solid horizon]

lynxiee is secretly a loyalist cosplaying as chaos

[raven stone]

At one point in the past I had considered just hijacking those models to do conversions, only reason why that didn't happen is we got them Spyrers now

[solid horizon]

has warband that sounds like a loyalis legion

with 0 discipline issues

[raven stone]

Wait so is lynxiee Alpharius?

[heady rivet]

Sorry but the high lords of Terra have banned acts of Exterminatus on Necromunda

[solid horizon]

who knows

[surreal nest]

they are mad about helldivers devs taking a break now

so unstable

[dapper gyro]

No, Ashens Claws.

[rancid cove]

You are going to the breeding plane- Sorry, sorry. The "recruitment" world.

[storm jungle]

Never gonna fucking get over how the latest book had Delaque fearmongering by saying theres an exterminatus coming 😭

[fervent geode]

Those are just thieves tho

[heady rivet]

/tg/ is just /v/ now where its lust provoking image and timewasting question

[solid horizon]

my culture is not your costume

[raven stone]

"but, but, but my masculine bug genocide alpha male stereotype fantasies!"

[rancid cove]

Yeah yeah, get in the valkyrie buddy you're getting bred

[heady rivet]

My point exactly

[solid horizon]

whatcha gonna get from a neverborn in a plasteel skelly

the only interesting thing is the chaos relic axe

[viral halo]

why is the guy on the left an orthodox jew

[raven stone]

Was it here or somewhere else that I saw that dchan post about some person who painted their Plague Marines with poop mixed into the paint...?

[heady rivet]

Holding onto this

[viral halo]

that's a vintage /tg post

[rancid cove]

Want me to get the old screenshot of you

[heady rivet]

Shut it down

[viral halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[viral halo]

Boy oh boy did I almost just click the wrong gif

[solid horizon]

I saw someone painting imperial fists with actual vegemite

[dapper gyro]

What the fuck, I got a stray bullet...

[viral halo]

I have a gif of this guy paitned green twerking with a massive ass and it calls him the incredible butt

[heady rivet]

Yeah we fuckin corpses keep scrolling

[viral halo]

almost clicked it

[rancid cove]

"Humanity first" mfs when they see a human with a different skin color

New addition to my collection

[viral halo]

I cannot stop laughing at this gif

holy fucking shit

[rancid cove]

please dm me

[viral halo]

I'm crying

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[viral halo]

I hope it meets your standards of humor

[heady rivet]

Notice the skull there as well.

[viral halo]

I'm like sobbing laughing

[rancid cove]

Its better than I could ever imagine

[solid horizon]

it's better with full quote

[dapper gyro]

I will send you my seed for your breeder world.

[viral halo]

can I post this gif and you can delete it after ten seconds

[storm jungle]

sure

god

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

this is what you are laughing at?

[rancid cove]

AHAHAHAHA

[storm jungle]

lol

[heady rivet]

Wtf is goin on

[storm jungle]

i legit expected something better

[viral halo]

I'm fucking crying

[solid horizon]

ork booty

[viral halo]

The incredible butt

[heady rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914798969295622184/1191653600938692649/trim.6C865C47-8A0E-4E3A-BD56-6D75EADE06AC.gif

[viral halo]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

holy shit it's the primarisoup

[storm jungle]

this ironically made me laugh more

LMAO

[solid horizon]

extracted straight from calgar's throne

[viral halo]

Dilara hates joy and whimsy

she's too grimdark

she can't appreciate the nuanced humor of the incredible butt

[heady rivet]

Y'know Korean women are the Latinas of Asia

[viral halo]

the subtle comedic undertones

[solid horizon]

I mean she likes women

of course shes gonna like gif with women more than gif with mega male booty

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1502004971711762492/Inculta.gif

[viral halo]

We don't know the incredible butt's gender

[solid horizon]

correct me if im wrong

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-vr-but-the-ai-is-self-aware-hl2vrai-gif-8359098424228312920

[solid horizon]

LMAOO THATS MY GIF

🙏🏻

[heady rivet]

House Van Saar after the Escher needle pistol hits

[viral halo]

Alright I gotta focus on driving I can't keep posting in here rn

[heady rivet]

Which reminds me the first sketch of my VS comm came in

Yippeeeee

[copper island]

GYATTBALL MIGHTY! CLEAN UP ON AISLE: MY PANTS!!!

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[dapper gyro]

Oh, we have hd image of this one now!

[rancid cove]

@heady rivet You cannot fight me in my own game (took me forever to find it)

[heady rivet]

@vagrant fox HATES my whimsy and joy

[vagrant fox]

yeah, suffer

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-emperor-hirohito-japan-gif-2821286674910693517

[copper island]

my favorite hitler story is

https://tenor.com/view/saberspark-new-cartoon-crush-unlocked-chazington-miss-heed-gif-2261361401633006233

[dapper gyro]

What wrong with you people...

[storm jungle]

oh hey Villanous

[heady rivet]

For context btw

[rancid cove]

nobody cares about no context

[heady rivet]

Is that the character that guy paid like 30k to have a music video made where she sexually assaults him

[rancid cove]

no

https://tenor.com/hgoiciNK3uy.gif

this is

the one

[copper island]

no that's verbalese

and that's a different character im p sure

[heady rivet]

https://fixupx.com/eadigmaiden/status/2052258040863404399

Zorya (@eadigmaiden)

I’m Hitler trapped inside of a hot girl’s body

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 5:23 AM

[rancid cove]

it was also not 30k but 50k

[rancid cove]

alr new screenshot just dropped