#40k-lore-chat

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lament shoal
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Someone say fantastic?

solid horizon
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bombastic

vagrant fox
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I know it's a fictional setting because people want to go to Italy

spring cairn
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northern italy was fine

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i think it's just gets bad in the south

arctic talon
crystal forum
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id go to any place in italy

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better than where i live

vagrant fox
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False

arctic talon
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The meme about Italy just being California geography and view wise

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Lives rent free in my head

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Or vice versa

plush mason
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i think i lost braincells

crystal forum
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everybody is allowed to shit on california though

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because it's deserved

arctic talon
plush mason
crystal forum
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it's also the only place in the US that pretends it's not like the rest of the americans

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it's so annoying

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just one look at LA tells you it's as american as the rest

plush mason
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its the best state in the union, that bar is so low the devil is using it for a doorstop

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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Isn't that all of the states

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Except for like Ohio

arctic talon
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Are like the big 4 for that

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lol

crystal forum
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texas is a bitch ass cuck state

arctic talon
crystal forum
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fucked by big corpo and pretending they're the little guy

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i hate texas so much

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i cant wait for global warming to make the state unlivable

vagrant fox
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Barcelona was very lovely, maybe I wouldn't die in Cali

plush mason
arctic talon
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@vagrant fox have you seen scrungloids

plush mason
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all that fracking and industrial farming

arctic talon
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Btw

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Yeah

queen laurel
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arces big body moment right there

arctic talon
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Bro plays like every other one

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lol

vagrant fox
plush mason
arctic talon
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And it has this

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Scrungloids are marines but insects

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But they just look like marines

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It’s stupid and funny

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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The rock mountains are just depressing

plush mason
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the mountains are nice, route 66 is just another road with nothing but trash and half empty pitstops on the side

arctic talon
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Full of poverty

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They are pretty though

plush mason
arctic talon
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The Rockies are even more full of it

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It was coal mining

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It’s also where the term redneck comes from lol

crystal forum
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california is sadly a beautiful state ruined by its inhabitants

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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i saw the redwoods and they were so fucking huge

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sad to think they'll all burn

plush mason
plush mason
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also i have heard people call someone a scrungaloid before, now i know what that is

vagrant fox
crystal forum
arctic talon
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I mean yes

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he did

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but it also is what he said

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in some places I'm sure

vagrant fox
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Moved to Greenland and then to the closest thing Denmark has to a Bible belt

crystal forum
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everywhere is shit huh

vagrant fox
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Greenland was really bad

crystal forum
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if it's like northern canada then i understand

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nothing to do up there but get drunk/high and waste time

plush mason
vagrant fox
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Pipes froze in winter so folk dumped their bucket content outside and it'd smell in spring kind of a place

crystal forum
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did you have all the communal trash blowing in the wind when spring arrives

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the shit that got frozen in the snow and unthawed

vagrant fox
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Nurses leaving when they got their paycheck and came back when they needed money kind of a place because they were irreplaceable

crystal forum
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yeah i saw that too

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i guess it's very similar to the place i been

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only for one summer but it was long enough to know i'd fucking hate being born there

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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i saw a kid no older than 10 smoking cigs on a bicycle with training wheels still on

vagrant fox
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Then to a little Danish fishing hamlet except the fishing industry was dead so the place took a turn for the worse on top of being out in the middle of nowhere

crystal forum
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in my home fucking country

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felt like i was in a third world country

vagrant fox
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At least that place turned into a tourist trap for Germans and got gentrified

crystal forum
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minor improvement

vagrant fox
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My family should have stayed in my hometown* I would have been a chad, dude

crystal forum
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if the people living there can still afford it

vagrant fox
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No lmbo

crystal forum
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i fucking hate when people act like tourism is some magical cure to poverty

vagrant fox
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I see a former fisherman selling homeless newspapers and living on the street

crystal forum
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it's such a cancer on poor areas

vagrant fox
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Prices went up like 6x for homes

crystal forum
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the only people who enjoy tourism are the tourism industry and scammers

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scammers love tourism

jade holly
vagrant fox
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It's like 4 dudes who own everything, at least they're happy

jade holly
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Like often more scammers than tourists?

crystal forum
vagrant fox
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I came across a few scammers in Spain

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One sold exploding umbrellas

crystal forum
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whats an exploding umbrella

spare osprey
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Holy shit, that sounds crazy.

vagrant fox
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I don't know what it was made of but it exploded from a slight gust of wind

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Cut my friends finger really bad

crystal forum
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fucked up

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alibaba umbrellas

vagrant fox
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He probably should have gone to the hospital but we were young virile men

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On to the bar for 18 shots

crystal forum
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sigsen the party animal (alcoholic)

vagrant fox
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It was someones 18th birthday it wasn't my fault

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But I just happened to land in the really stinky places is more the thing. If I'd lived like an hour east it would have been normal

spare osprey
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My distant cousins out here making Bombrellas.

solid horizon
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It's not exclusive to france

vagrant fox
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I'm looking at scrungaloids, the loot table is pretty fun

An antique comic book from the long-lost year of 2000AD

solid horizon
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That's a dreadful judgement

lament shoal
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Do the main gangs of munda have “successor” gangs?

rocky gale
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Is that not just a really shit detachment ability

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Like yea you can advance and charge, but only if you take 4 Mortal wounds

storm jungle
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more like uhhh sub-gangs

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with their own color schemes

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@heady rivet

heady rivet
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Its a very feudal system of course

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And varies by the House

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Goliath gangs are on a slightly tighter chain as the official militia of the House, Escher gangs are basically "Go off Queen"

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But proper breakaway "successors" dont really exist

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Like a full Escher gang can go outlaw and go rogue but they're still a part of the House

lament shoal
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Gotcha, ty!

heady rivet
storm jungle
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yeah even stuff like Cawdor who can have sub-gangs who dont agree with some of the creeds/rules of the House still serve House Cawdor at the end

quiet orchid
storm jungle
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LMAO

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NOT THEM TOO

heady rivet
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Even the Outlaw gangs work for their House

heady rivet
storm jungle
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nah i meant me and sigsen

quiet orchid
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someone report her account and now she has a warn on it and its muted

storm jungle
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when Big Y got us

heady rivet
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Oh

storm jungle
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where was she reported in?

lament shoal
storm jungle
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not this channel right?

quiet orchid
quiet orchid
quiet orchid
storm jungle
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its important because it can confirm if we have a guy in here or not

quiet orchid
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it was in here

storm jungle
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God damn it

outer wave
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Do we got a worm in lore chat?

storm jungle
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Looks like we do lol

outer wave
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Damn

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I wonder if its the same guy that banned you and Signen

arctic talon
fervent geode
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Whose the spy

storm jungle
arctic talon
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They can just look into the channel from the server

lament shoal
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We have a mole? 😭

storm jungle
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Alas yes

fervent geode
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We got a rat

storm jungle
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Big Y is watching

arctic talon
outer wave
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We got multiple moles in this server

quiet orchid
lament shoal
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Fucking glowies

storm jungle
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THIS is why i say to speak in code

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lmao

arctic talon
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Come out

fervent geode
quiet orchid
storm jungle
storm jungle
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Shes talking to us

quiet orchid
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Oh, she's reading it

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mpreg

outer wave
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Its like an Oujia board....

quiet orchid
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she's a spirit between us

storm jungle
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also

fervent geode
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Talking from the grave

storm jungle
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interesting...

arctic talon
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Don’t kill a random person

outer wave
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Hrm...

storm jungle
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📸

arctic talon
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Oh mighty moderator

fervent geode
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Aiyo

outer wave
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Kill random people, o' mighty moderator

lament shoal
arctic talon
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GW better make a Kitbashing guide for this glup shitto regiment

fervent geode
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Lorechat gonna be purged

fervent geode
quiet orchid
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someone remove Lynx's reaction permission?

arctic talon
fervent geode
fervent geode
quiet orchid
fervent geode
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What’s even the lore of Semtex or smth

storm jungle
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nothing

fervent geode
storm jungle
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they just exist

lament shoal
fervent geode
arctic talon
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I think they like artillery as a regiment

lament shoal
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The kirkening is upon us

fervent geode
quiet orchid
outer wave
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Really wish that the mods would at least have an idea of where these reports come from

storm jungle
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Same

quiet orchid
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be careful, Big Y can be among us rn..

fervent geode
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Wait

outer wave
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Im gonna shit on Big Y

storm jungle
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its very likely some rando who looked in here and just reported it lol

outer wave
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This is the third one in a month or so?

quiet orchid
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and just lynx for some reason

fervent geode
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You think big y is a gen chat agent

outer wave
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I doubt they'd go back to gen chat to brag about it

arctic talon
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If you shotgun this they call it necking a Kirk

fervent geode
outer wave
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I dunno if anyone is THAT dumb

languid meadow
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lurking to report people is pussy shit

arctic talon
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I’m bored

languid meadow
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get a job loser

quiet orchid
arctic talon
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Someone bring up lore

quiet orchid
arctic talon
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Or not

languid meadow
quiet orchid
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Probably is someone that already doesnt like Lynx so much

fervent geode
lament shoal
heady rivet
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Reminder I BEAT THE CHARGES on my report for my crackkker joke

fervent geode
arctic talon
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He was locked under Xana for a while in prison

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And came out crazy and chaosy

fervent geode
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Traitors locked him up and he joined them tf

lament shoal
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He met xenu

arctic talon
outer wave
fervent geode
quiet orchid
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We need to find the traitor, he's a Big Y agent

languid meadow
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not exactly lore

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but warhammer related in a way

languid meadow
fervent geode
lament shoal
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Yooo the guy from dune

fervent geode
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Oh wait they did

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Martian civil war

languid meadow
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if you think about it

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the martian civl war is like the english civil war

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Royalists (Horus) and the Parliamentarians

fervent geode
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Guh

languid meadow
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holy

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I've cracked da code

fervent geode
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So Kelbor Hal is Charles I

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And Kane is Cromwell

arctic talon
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In a sense if this analogy is true

storm jungle
fervent geode
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And like Land is what Pride?

arctic talon
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Land isn’t a military commander or political

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He’s a fucking nerd

fervent geode
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Ah

fervent geode
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Land is uhhh

crystal forum
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isnt land dead

nocturne crest
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Yes.

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Gaz.

fervent geode
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No no we need to identify him with someone from the civil war

storm jungle
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its literally his name

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lol

fervent geode
storm jungle
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Margaret Thatcher
Mag Uruk Thraka

lament shoal
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I NEVER NOTICED THAT LMAO

storm jungle
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ITS GRAET

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its so funny that modern GW denies it

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saying its not intentional

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KEK

fervent geode
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Idt Ghaz is that evil tho

crystal forum
fervent geode
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So maybe it’s not lore accurate

storm jungle
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because unlike that evil old cunt

arctic talon
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GW has been denying that shit since 4e 💀

storm jungle
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he gives his boyz actual oppoturnities

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and jobs

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lmao

arctic talon
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And yeah ghaz is less evil

crystal forum
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any evil hive lord can be the thatcher

storm jungle
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^

fervent geode
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Ghaz wouldn’t take milk from Grots

arctic talon
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Yeah he would

storm jungle
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only difference in 40k you can kill thousands of workers and get away with it

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IRL you gotta do it legally

arctic talon
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But he wouldn’t take mushroom beer

storm jungle
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and ruin their lives through paperwork

fervent geode
crystal forum
languid meadow
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I love twitter just for PNW

crystal forum
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i cant wait to piss on trump's grave

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idc if i have to wait 20 years

spare osprey
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I call dibs.

languid meadow
lament shoal
arctic talon
fervent geode
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Idk what he’s on most of the time but I want some

arctic talon
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About goffs

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Oh my god wait

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The fucking 1e Goff scheme

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Is literally black, white and tan

spare osprey
crystal forum
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pancreas is still the funniest 40k creator

arctic talon
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What did GW mean by this

crystal forum
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by miles

fervent geode
arctic talon
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Oh wait

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Nvm lol

fervent geode
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Some were

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OIRA

arctic talon
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The ones who won weren’t

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lol

fervent geode
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PIRA yeah they weren’t

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They were uh

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Connollyists?

arctic talon
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Idfk

fervent geode
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No clear ideology

crystal forum
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freedom fighters who fight for liberal establishment

fervent geode
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Radical Catholic Social Democrats

crystal forum
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which is why they failed

arctic talon
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Add back the red gobbo as a mini

crystal forum
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i thought he came back during christmas

arctic talon
crystal forum
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did it

fervent geode
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They got what they wanted

crystal forum
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i dont see a united ireland

fervent geode
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Well almost

arctic talon
languid meadow
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depends on the IRA the first one did

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the troubles one was bitchmade

arctic talon
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The current red gobbos are all Santa themed

fervent geode
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I mean depends on the IRA

lament shoal
arctic talon
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I want the good ol Komissar back

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With actual rules

fervent geode
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Collins’ IRA did

arctic talon
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For super grots

lament shoal
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Commiesar

crystal forum
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grotsar

fervent geode
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Grommissar

crystal forum
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what planet is the communist grots on anyways

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dont they have a ton of lore

arctic talon
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GorkaMorka

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But not just that planet

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The red gobbo is like a fucking memetic virus in Orkoid dna

crystal forum
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i remember hearing about them a long time ago

arctic talon
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The red gobbo appears everywhere

crystal forum
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oh

lament shoal
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Da red gobbo goez where he’z needed

arctic talon
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But the original is from gorkamorka

crystal forum
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i was thinking of the planet with the necrons

fervent geode
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Grot Che

crystal forum
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and the humans who think they're orks

arctic talon
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Che Grotvera

fervent geode
crystal forum
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is it dead?

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what happened to it

fervent geode
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It’s still there

crystal forum
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it needs books

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orks need books

fervent geode
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Yes

crystal forum
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NOW

arctic talon
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lol

fervent geode
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Oh the game

crystal forum
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for fuck's sake

arctic talon
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The planet is alive

fervent geode
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Yeah

crystal forum
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GW suxks

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im attacking

arctic talon
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GorkaMorka sold like shit

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lol

crystal forum
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that was olden days

arctic talon
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It would probably still sell like shit now

crystal forum
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im sure it would sell today

arctic talon
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It’s a very odd game

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They’d need to rework it from the ground up

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For it to appeal to people

languid meadow
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Marines
Guard
Orks

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smh

crystal forum
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orks never get books wdyn

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you dont even read gaywad

fervent geode
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They get quite a few

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They got one like

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Last week

languid meadow
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they got TWO

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recently

arctic talon
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They literally got one like 2 weeks ago

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lol

crystal forum
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oml two whole books

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alert the presses

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THEY NEED MORE

languid meadow
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necrons have FOUR books

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votann have ONE

arctic talon
crystal forum
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votann do need more books

languid meadow
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yeah good ones as well

arctic talon
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Their first book is just

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Worldbuilding the book

crystal forum
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it was building the foundations

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we need an ironkin book now

languid meadow
spare osprey
storm jungle
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the book isnt bad, it commits a worse crime; being boring lmao

sacred bluff
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only good necron book is infinite and divine (i haven't read it but trust robert rath)

storm jungle
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booo kill this guy

crystal forum
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infinite and the gayvine

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because of the homosexual overtones

fervent geode
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Kill this guy

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Crowley slander

heady rivet
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His comm came in btw

languid meadow
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I still need to read the new one

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but all necron books are good

rose thorn
sacred bluff
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i do like the necron moment in genefather

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it was neat

storm jungle
storm jungle
sacred bluff
storm jungle
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thats basically all the major stuff crons got

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be warned Twice is extremely depressing, so prob read that first then do the others lol

crystal forum
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infinite and the divine is an old man gay romance comedy

fervent geode
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Oh wait

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Yeah TIaTD is Yaoi

sacred bluff
fervent geode
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Yes

storm jungle
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funny because Severed is entirely unrelated lol

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its about Zahndrekh and Oberon and a very funny novella

fervent geode
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Zahndrekh cutaway

storm jungle
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yeah lmao

languid meadow
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hrm

lament shoal
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Yooooo

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Imma check it out tomorrow lol

storm jungle
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lmao thats cute

remote widget
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The federation practices gunboat diplomacy as often as it preaches soft power.

Would you say this a tv show/movie necessity or an actual fact

storm jungle
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Federation?

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which one lol

remote widget
daring creek
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Watching The Boys

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is

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Is Homelander just Kangel?

storm jungle
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whos Kangel

outer wave
daring creek
# storm jungle whos Kangel

Very Introverted Streamer who's lowkey/highkey convinced herself she's the savior of her viewers or..something. That's definitely an element in her character I need to play the game more.

storm jungle
storm jungle
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because he doesnt see himself as a savior

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he sees himself as a god that people should worship

daring creek
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FUck.

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Yeah

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I know.

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Hes like one step above her in that

storm jungle
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LMAO yeah

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she at least wants to "save" people

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homelander cant even fucking manage that

daring creek
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Yeah...

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Both mentally decaying from power

storm jungle
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yep

forest orbit
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@naive cliff 🫵

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just post your damn message lol

outer wave
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Wait is they still trying to type?

dapper gyro
forest orbit
dapper gyro
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Btw Berk, I'm surprised that the separatists got 100k signatures.

outer wave
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Not to mention the whole election voter list shit

outer wave
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Either or, there's a bunch of weird shit with that Separatist petition

naive cliff
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i had a pin open for a long time

arctic talon
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💀

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chat is paranoid

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lol

outer wave
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Tbf I dont think its completely unwarranted, sadly

naive cliff
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I am an unthinking drone, just as the emperor intended. You can safely ignore me

outer wave
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👁️👁️

daring creek
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firecracker with that last minute character development!!

languid meadow
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the mere hint that my shit could be on their stupid fucking cousin fucker traitor list

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I hate them so much

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I hate separatists

outer wave
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Same dude

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I dont want that shit spreading into BC

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Not to mention having it in Canada as a whole

languid meadow
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fucking american psyop atp

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and our people are too stupid to see that

outer wave
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They dont even know what they wanna be

arctic talon
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People in invincible Vs. are so ass lol
I can’t get any good games
I get like 20 shit ones, 5 rage quitters and 1 good one

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AAAAAAAAAA FUCK

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JUST BLOCK

outer wave
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Whether they're just separating and becoming independent or be part of America

outer wave
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Both are

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They'll be landlocked if they get their way

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And Canada already majorly HATES this idea

languid meadow
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The forever Canada petition the anti Seppi one got 400k

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It's not valid according to the AB gov

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Pmo

outer wave
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Lets be real: UCP werent gonna play fair or nice

dapper gyro
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It is quite funny that QC is more patriotic to Canada this time around than AB.

fervent geode
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What are the French trying again or Alberta

outer wave
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Alberta

languid meadow
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The feds need to fucking crack down

fervent geode
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Fucking idiots

languid meadow
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Tired of this shit

arctic talon
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why the fuck do they want to be independent/part of the US

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are they stupid

dapper gyro
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QC actually has geographic advantage. AB is a dead end vote.

outer wave
arctic talon
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lol

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weak mindset

languid meadow
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Because the UCP is literally just wannabe oligarchs

outer wave
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They think Ontario or something is oppressing their ability to make money

dapper gyro
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AB keeps selling out their own resource with almost no taxes, then people suffer.

outer wave
languid meadow
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I hate them

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I have words I cannot express on here

dapper gyro
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But big corpos make the number look high, so if the numbers are high, it means you live good right?

languid meadow
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The NDP did more with our oil and natural resources than the so called pro oil party

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They're pro corporation not pro oil

outer wave
dapper gyro
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But for the dozen of tower that the mining company abandon the mines and left without paying a single cent of tax.

languid meadow
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I miss the carbon tax I miss my tax rebate

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Legit didn't affect gas prices at all since that shit never went down after it was gone

dapper gyro
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It did in QC and ON and the Atlantics.

outer wave
dapper gyro
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You guys in AB have the little PP (the dude, not you).

languid meadow
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As soon as carney sacked it they had nothing

outer wave
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I want a real tax on billionaires man, but fuck me we got some of the dumbest people around in NA

languid meadow
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Still glad that the places where votes actually matter people are normal

outer wave
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Yeah

dapper gyro
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They carry the weight.

outer wave
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We need some more semblance of normalcy in this country

dapper gyro
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2 main parties are still kind of eh.

languid meadow
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i dont give a shit my vote doesn't matter if the glue sniffer next door is unable to threaten my rights because an overweight american said something

dapper gyro
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NPD recent defeat is really a big blow.

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Though, little PP is still eating with tax money while blasting NPD... like wtf.

outer wave
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Im hoping NDP can formulate something tbh

languid meadow
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prob not

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Lewis seems divisive even among NDP

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like I do agree with some of his stuff but he spouts the clean energy stuff which yeah is really cool

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but if you don't give us a plan like idk nuclear then of course the NDP party of Alberta is gonna hate you

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classic politican stuff

outer wave
#

I hope they do consider nuclear cuz that'd be nice

languid meadow
#

at least the liberals are expanding that

outer wave
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But Im also sure someone is gonna spout shit like how nuclear reactors will kill everyone or something

dapper gyro
#

At this rate, even the BQ would be bigger than NPD in term of federal presence.

crystal forum
outer wave
daring creek
#

sheesh.

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Why is the boys like

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5x edgier this episode

sacred ginkgo
#

What other option do they have

daring creek
#

Oh its just a series of

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shit.

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Its funny.

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Mostly.

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Okay the homelander dog one holy shit 💀

lament shoal
outer wave
fervent geode
#

how to make unfriendly shaped

vagrant fox
#

unpossible

vagrant fox
arctic talon
fervent geode
vagrant fox
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Dude, space marines have too many squad types now what is this Guilliman nonsense
Scrimblo is using plasma instead of bolters and the whole squad type changes

vagrant fox
#

I should destroy Horus heresy

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I just want to see if not suppressors nu-devestators can use autocannons smh

opaque coyote
#

Whorus

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Why have you betrayed us??

wide otter
#

Strange that the necrons only have gauss weapons and hyper phase weapons… why not anything else other than different sizes of the two I mentioned

opaque coyote
#

Stop shaking your ass!!!

opaque coyote
shadow plover
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And whatever tech the doomsday cannons are

opaque coyote
#

Also Enmitic weapons, which are different from Gauss weapons.

They do the same thing

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But it literally just

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Uses the language of reality itself, like coding.

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To tell your atoms to violently repel from one another

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It literally orders the unlucky victim's molecules to stop staying together

daring creek
arctic talon
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Tesla weapons, the weird esoteric crap

#

all the weird horrific destroyer weapons

#

the synaptic disintegrator

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ect.

#

melee is all hyper phase because it doesn't get much better lol

daring creek
#

Reading about Hyperphase weapons make me think even more about that DOW4 Admech trailer

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If this weapon cuts through goddamn dimensions and can slice through someone easier than a hot knife through butter.

#

Why did only its literal edge stab her

sacred ginkgo
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Cause necrons are xenos

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Which means they make goons for the sole purpose of letting Imperials aura farm in promo material

daring creek
#

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Kill all loyalists or whatever

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Anyway.

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Watching it again

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mfs are JUST walking

#

just KILL her

sacred ginkgo
#

All 2's

#

Everyone and their mother has reroll 1's

shadow plover
#

iirc Necrons don't have that many ways of getting reroll 1s

daring creek
#

What would be the most efficient way for an alien race to invade planet earth.

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Should they eliminate the president first as a way to establish their power or use the president as a mouth piece to tell the american public to comply

celest dome
#

Depend on what they want

#

Also the US would probably not be the best 1st contact

shadow plover
#

american president is already compromised so take that as you will

fervent geode
#

Alliance with Albania to conquer the rest of the Earth

celest dome
#

Ib4 the Albanian steal of the Alien's ship

fervent geode
daring creek
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Conquer planet earth with as few civilian casualtys as possible and impose their politcal system on them

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And swiftly phase out religion but thats after conquering.

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They'll do it through removing religion from education

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And teaching againt it

celest dome
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Enter negotiations with certain countries and/or organisations, lend them some techs to push people into joining under their banner, and keep those factions strong.

daring creek
#

Oh yeah

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Theyre gay space communists. very idealist.

#

was kind of iffy about mentioning that but whatever

celest dome
#

Like they are a monogender species ?

daring creek
celest dome
#

And os it communist if they're in a post scarcity world

sacred ginkgo
daring creek
#

The higher up and above government are monogender.

#

Like more and more female as you go up (This is reminding me of a mary sue story)

#

Princess theodora??

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no.

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Hm.

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Monogender because the god is a girl and passed down her genes and- yeah girl emperor.

celest dome
#

Depend solely on how the author want the story to go 🤷

daring creek
#

Yeah right now I just want a Goddess who wants to spread peace across the galaxy.

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An idea for a antagonist I have for the moment is an artificially created strain of a race that's gone long extinct. They were created to fight in wars but after they were trained to make their own strateiges, weapons, other shit etc. the original planet was fully engulfed with factories and fortresses n what not to support the war "effort" until there was nothing else to fight. then they fought eachother to hone their craft greater. and now they're just looking for an xenos society to wage war on.

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Not out of hatred but raw nature

daring creek
daring creek
raven stone
#

Enjoy

storm jungle
#

bro is the type of mfer to not get what being trans is but still say hes gotta do his duty to protect the innocent 😭

young pecan
fervent geode
#

What if the alien invasion gets bought out by Big Y

#

Like he sets up a lobby

raven stone
#

Talking of which

#

Nids get preview tomorrow

wintry cloud
#

Man these faction focuses

#

They want money i see

#

Good advertising

vagrant fox
#

One day my beautiful inquisitorial stormtroopers will make a triumphant return

flat nimbus
quiet orchid
nocturne crest
#

Here's an odd question, in 40k how much is a Primarch worth?

storm jungle
#

who tf knows lol

#

kinda hard to put make-believe science into pricing

vagrant fox
#

big amount

wintry cloud
alpine star
#

depends on the situation. If the ship he is on gets blown up, he made as much difference as any guard grunt. If it's one of these campaigns that has to be decided by a dramatic duel, you want a primarch in there

nocturne crest
#

I'm just thinking, would the Imperium trade something like Armageddon if it meant getting Vulkan back?

heady rivet
wintry cloud
#

Trade Armageddon?

alpine star
vagrant fox
#

Armageddon is a shithole but the Imperium is nothing if not self sabotaging

#

but probably I guess

#

If they'll believe whoever's doing the deal and don't mess it up real bad

spare osprey
#

What the Hell is even on Armageddon, or is not letting it fall just a pride thing?

wintry cloud
#

Vulkan lives

storm jungle
#

its also in Segmentum Solar so its "important strategically"

#

the planet is essentially a netloss lol

vagrant fox
#

It had prometheum and factories but I don't think anything valuable is getting offworld at this rate

wintry cloud
#

Yeah one of the first things they say is that the “soil is worthless”

I love this setting lmao

spare osprey
#

Golly I love the Imperium.

"Strategic Value Absolute."
Look inside.
Big rock with a bit of angry moss on it.

Very funné.

nocturne crest
#

That the Admech teleported away rather than destroy, like they were supposed to do..

wintry cloud
storm jungle
#

any planet can do that

#

what it produces is basically worthless at this point lol

wintry cloud
#

Dang

spare osprey
wintry cloud
#

Well for the imperium theyre just dumb ig

#

But we knew that

vagrant fox
#

Most of the hives are overrun at this point, they're not making much of anything

#

But death to all orks, you know

nocturne crest
spare osprey
#

Like an big egg?

wintry cloud
#

He hatches

vagrant fox
#

Sounds like a situation where seven different inquisitorial groups fight each over as to what to do

fervent geode
#

Idt Vulkan is on Armageddon, yeah sure he died there but I reckon he’s made a move by this point

#

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s camping Caldera again

vagrant fox
#

He's just off sulking somewhere not important dw about him

fervent geode
#

Yeah prob

#

I think Caldera more than fits the bill for that

#

It’s a shithole planet important to like him

vagrant fox
#

Man getting his pseudo-kids to assemble the twelve unobtaniums or whatever just to track him down to a hellhole is kind of funny

heady rivet
#

A fun idea that GE would never do is a Primarch that comes back but likes a successor chapter more than the original

#

And sticks with them instead

vagrant fox
#

I've seen the cool kids predict that for Dorn and the BT

#

would be funny tbh

nocturne crest
nocturne crest
vagrant fox
#

Today was certainly another episode of The Boys

#

Just two to go

nocturne crest
#

And then the boys is finished.

#

Main series finished, spin-offs cancelled.

vagrant fox
#

so it goes

#

Maybe I'll watch something cool after

#

One day they'll come back, trust

nocturne crest
spare osprey
#

I remain a sucker for black on red.

vagrant fox
#

Black on red is a little edge but it can look proper cool

storm jungle
#

like im sorry James its not the same thing

spare osprey
nocturne crest
raven stone
vagrant fox
nocturne crest
#

I wonder if we'll get Steel Legion Storm troopers.

rocky gale
#

Scions are so back, we're getting a full Scion range release in 11th trust

spare osprey
#

Welp.
I did just buy a Scion Kill Team box.
-# I know nothing bout Kill Team.

vagrant fox
#

Full stormtrooper range now

nocturne crest
raven stone
# storm jungle

Sculpts are not that bad, but the addition of the gold trim (in colours) and removal from Inquisition list are actual mistakes.

spare osprey
vagrant fox
spare osprey
#

Hubuh, Tempestus. Same difference to me.

raven stone
#

Keeping it black and red could work with new Scion Sculpts

rose thorn
nocturne crest
#

Also, fun question, but thoughts on hats over helmets, yes or no?

raven stone
spare osprey
#

So goofy.

raven stone
#

Heroic characters don't have any headgear, and that is functionally ridiculous, so

#

Do what hits your style

vagrant fox
#

I find myself liking the Helldivers 2 beret on helmet unfortunately

#

Usually it doesn't work for me though

languid meadow
#

The only time I don't like berets is just on the aquilons

#

Makes no sense

spare osprey
# rose thorn Oooo fire

Think I'm just gonna horde every single mortal soldier sprue GW's got at this rate.
-# I have the Arbites Kill Team on the way too.

raven stone
rose thorn
#

And in kt you mix them

spare osprey
#

GW has my wallet hostage.
Except not really because I am sticking to a dedicated hobby budget now.

rose thorn
#

Lmao

vagrant fox
#

I wanna buy that assassin model but I'm not touching anything else until I've finished this box

#

It's a terrible tragedy

spare osprey
#

This Battalion Box SHOULD be the last thing I buy for a while before I go out and get my money up for the summer.

raven stone
rose thorn
#

The red terror being killed by an 80 point guard unit in killteams must hurt the souls of nids players lol

#

It’s so dumb

spare osprey
#

The Hungry Caterpillar faction have it tough, yeah?

fervent geode
#

I mean like the “lore” of kill team is that like it’s the best of the best

#

So it would be the equivalent of Gaunt’s Ghosts on KT

#

But in 40K it’s some scrubs

#

The biggest examples are prob the kriegsmen, chaos cult and to a lesser extent legionary KTs

languid meadow
#

I would say nids get the consolidation prize that the RT will just come back anyway but then I remembered no one dies in this setting anyway

fervent geode
#

Yeah lol

rose thorn
#

I’m glad they are releasing centerpiece models again lol

storm jungle
#

the Red Terror can just.... move towards them and eat them

#

this isnt some large sized monsters you can gamehunt

#

its a fucking behemoth

fervent geode
#

That’s true

spare osprey
#

Fak u, lasgun guys.

storm jungle
#

Nope. Get vored.

fervent geode
#

But I mean in Kill Team they should theoretically keep moving

#

I haven’t seen the rules for it

#

So uh

#

Idk

storm jungle
#

basically lol but when its basically a godzilla monster its a bit kek

fervent geode
#

Yeah true

#

Like the nightbringer boss fight

vagrant fox
#

It's fine, 'nids are some of the biggest jobbers

raven stone
#

I don't even play Nids

#

But I am sorely tempted to get the Red Terror

#

And paint it a certain way

#

As a massive meme joke

spare osprey
#

As a silly joke meme?
A jest? A goof?

raven stone
#

A...reference

#

To a certain anime.

#

Thing doesn't truly die in KT apparently

#

Just goes into lurking mode

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats much better

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

Bloodpact from temu

vagrant fox
#

what's wrong with their face

celest dome
#

Masks

spare osprey
#

Wonky animal skull mask I think.
Somehow even goofier than Kriegers.

celest dome
weak sphinx
#

I heard this channel was super toxic. Have I been lied to?

vagrant fox
#

Depends on who said it

vagrant fox
spare osprey
#

Green Goblin-head ass.

weak sphinx
#

@tepid halo It was this here German fella KEKW_ogryn

tepid halo
#

Oh shit

nocturne crest
#

I wonder if they'll bring this back, but claim the Imperium squashed the Severan Dominion.

tepid halo
#

Fucking rat

vagrant fox
#

We're going to be very mean now

storm jungle
#

if this chat is "toxic" then gen-chat is a superhaven

nocturne crest
#

Also, peak priest design:

forest orbit
vagrant fox
#

Sometimes there's a bad impression or people get off on the wrong foot

spare osprey
weak sphinx
storm jungle
#

Makes sense...

#

kinda shit Shady gets up to

fervent geode
weak sphinx
fervent geode
#

Prepare to be toxified

storm jungle
celest dome
#

Ye

#

Wonder what 💀

weak sphinx
spare osprey
#

It's like daily skeet shooting.

weak sphinx
#

Gotta keep your banter at a level where its insulting, but not enough to raise attention chadgryn

celest dome
raven stone
vagrant fox
weak sphinx
celest dome
#

Honestly, Stim dude is just putting himself on a watch list and I have no idea why

weak sphinx
#

But then again, I am old, and bald chadgryn

fervent geode
#

I think

#

Prob longer

raven stone
vagrant fox
weak sphinx
fervent geode
#

Damn I’d like to see muh separatist Junta again sometime

spare osprey
#

This chat is actually a breath of fresh air.
I got blocked by somebody elsewhere by reacting with 🧢.

fervent geode
vagrant fox
white solar
#

Oh shit the weird homophobic kid got banned
I wouldnt have noticed if i wasnt lurking here lmao

fervent geode
raven stone
fervent geode
#

Happens every Tuesday

hallow plover
quiet orchid
vagrant fox
#

More Imperial infighting is needed posthaste

quiet orchid
#

Im her message girl while she muted

spare osprey
fervent geode
#

Complete Luther erasure

white solar
spare osprey
storm jungle
vagrant fox
storm jungle
#

I mean it basically is

#

its a shithole

fervent geode
#

Yeah it’s uh

storm jungle
#

people just like it because its their hangout spot

#

which is fair i gues?

#

i dunno

fervent geode
#

It’s where people get onboarded so it’s very colourful

white solar
#

“Ichigo”
For anyone interested in his chat logs lol

vagrant fox
quiet orchid
fervent geode
quiet orchid
#

Im just talking here cause she ask for it

white solar
#

Welp. Back to gen chat i go
Must engage in shooting the shit and weirdtide
Discourage as many creeps as possible at entry

wintry cloud
#

What’s going on now?

vagrant fox
#

We're being toxic

celest cedar
#

dont worry kitten

storm jungle
vagrant fox
wintry cloud
#

Looks like there’s no chuds to harass

#

So im good

vagrant fox
#

I should have mod privileges I'd have weekly crucifixions in here

celest cedar
#

who you tryna lynch

fervent geode
#

All DA fans would be a good start

#

Followed by all NL fans

heady rivet
#

It would be like this

fervent geode
#

AL fans and SL fans actually have to go too

vagrant fox
#

I'd start with the pervert for posting this atrocity

#

All legions and first founding chapters and primarchs next

celest cedar
vagrant fox
#

I'd keep going until there's only Warhammer Crime and Warhammer Horror tbh

fervent geode
fervent geode
heady rivet
vagrant fox
#

You're on thin ice for these statements but it's a price I'd be willing to pay

fervent geode
vagrant fox
heady rivet
celest cedar
#

Little St James impressed..

rose thorn
#

None of the new guard detachments seem good lmao

#

Unless I’m underestimating how common smoke is

vagrant fox
#

These guys are so old

rose thorn
#

Oh cool

#

Who is the guy that owns them here

#

Uhhh

vagrant fox
#

Jay did valhallans I think

rose thorn
#

Someone here already owns them I am wondering if the heads are pre attached

vagrant fox
#

The old ones were metal weren't they, preassembled and all?

#

Not preassembled but just shipped whole

solid horizon
#

I think the head is on

rose thorn
#

They specify that they are suppose to proxy as cadians and not krieg

#

Weird

celest cedar
storm jungle
#

I like how the mid-2000's made Skrillex like some insane psycho

#

then you realise hes just some bloke that likes dubstep lol

rose thorn
#

Is he the guy that got stabbed to death in prison recently?

storm jungle
#

maggie what the fuck

#

lol

rose thorn
#

There was dubstep guy who was killed in prison

#

Like last month

#

Nvm it was last year

languid meadow
#

why has his logo been turned into a swastika

#

the fucking red and white circle lol

celest cedar
rigid dune
#

Mechanicus does not invent new tech because they consider that the peak has already been reached? Is this a correct statement?

storm jungle
#

Yes

rigid dune
#

So would they view xenos tech inferior then? Even tho it might be more advanced?

plush mason
#

yes

storm jungle
#

Officially yes.

plush mason
#

thats a view they share with the imperium

storm jungle
#

But many admech study xenotech secretly or attempt to adapt them to the use for the Imperium

#

because you cant just find omega-planetexploder 90000 and say "lets get rid of it" lol

plush mason
#

its only heresy if you get caught

storm jungle
#

^

#

See Cawl lol