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storm jungle
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DING

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DONG

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🫔

solid horizon
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medial

rose thorn
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?

storm jungle
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also didnt we have like half the City range wear gloves

rose thorn
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It almsot looks like a duardin but I know it’s not

storm jungle
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maggie just-

storm jungle
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just call them dwarves

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before i kill you

storm jungle
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shut the fuck up

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ABOUT UNDERWORLDS

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lmao

rose thorn
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ITS A GOOD FUCKING POINT

storm jungle
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im gonna send you to the underworld in a second....

rose thorn
celest dome
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Is it a glove or just a leather bracer ?

rose thorn
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The hand is like black

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And shiney

celest dome
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Thsi part make me think it's not a glove

rose thorn
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Ohhh good point

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I it’s flesh and bone

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Then that makes it even stranger

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What 5 fingered faction would wear that and have like

solid horizon
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it's probably a glove with some leather bracelet over it

rose thorn
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A package?

celest dome
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Could be could be

rose thorn
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Pickaxe?

celest dome
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The weapon ?

rose thorn
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It look like a survival tool

heady rivet
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Ork?

celest dome
rose thorn
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No they don’t do ork hands like that

celest dome
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Pretty sure it's AoS

solid horizon
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ork have bigass hands with pointy nails

heady rivet
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Listening and learning rn KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
celest dome
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Tbh, I'm somewhat leaning toward the Ogor

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The weapon's rough metalic look

solid horizon
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idkmaybe dark eldar but the pose looks unlikely and bracelet & weapon too rudimentary

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(im just saying random bullshit)

storm jungle
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"maybe dark eldar"

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literally shitty leather

solid horizon
storm jungle
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checks out

storm jungle
celest dome
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Nothing fit for 40k

storm jungle
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death is death

rose thorn
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GOT IT

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ITS AN OGOR

storm jungle
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Ogres my lord

solid horizon
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its whatever you want it to be

celest dome
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Too late, already said Ogor clown_hadron

solid horizon
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muehehehe

rose thorn
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That’s gotta what it’s supposed to be

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The reason it’s black is because

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The blood

solid horizon
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is it bad that I can name the paints used for the blood

spare osprey
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Is color recognition a bad skill to have?

fervent geode
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Red Terror and Nightbringer are my cases in point

celest dome
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Compared to AoS and Munda though staregryn

languid meadow
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The only dlc I still want for wh3 is the ironkin tribe

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Or ironskin forget if it's either or

queen laurel
jade holly
languid meadow
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Yea

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End of last year

rose thorn
fervent geode
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Like red terror

fervent geode
rocky gale
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It's Kahl Drogo, GW is going to start making Game of Thrones minis like they do for Lord of the rings

heady rivet
rose thorn
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Leakers say ogors are gong whole hog into the frost tribes

heady rivet
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And it certainly

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Exists

rocky gale
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Another one

heady rivet
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One of the games of all time

rocky gale
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Pretty sure the existing one is getting squatted

heady rivet
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We reached out to the player of it and he was kinda upset but he moved on already

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I have a friend painting Barons War minis as Lannisters NazrinHappi

rocky gale
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My lgs was basically giving them away to clear up space

heady rivet
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Shoutout to the TTRPG where you just are Guys because 99% of everyone is just Guys and it takes like FIVE in-game YEARS to build a holdfast

queen laurel
rocky gale
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Anyway I'm in a good mood because I got ID'd at the shop and the cashier thought I was 22

rose thorn
fervent geode
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It is

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There’s rules for it and all

solid horizon
rose thorn
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So it’s not a killteam?

fervent geode
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It’s a boss fight for your Kill Team

fervent geode
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Anyways Kill Team and Munda are the best coz they are skirmish games and skirmish games are better

dapper gyro
fervent geode
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Warcry would be up there if it wasn’t dead

queen laurel
fervent geode
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News to me is that she isn’t

dapper gyro
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It is good because she feels young. However...

rocky gale
solid horizon
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indeed

dapper gyro
solid horizon
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at least you dont get ID'd because you look suspicious

queen laurel
dapper gyro
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Sir, please, this is not a contest.

queen laurel
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and a skinwalker like her? hell nah

rocky gale
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I'm not a skin walker though, I'm the mimic thing from the end of Annihilation, that copies the host so well that by the end neither is sure which is the original

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Or maybe I'm the bear which becomes the people it eats and exists in a state of constant pain

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That was a weird movie

dapper gyro
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If you burn, that means you are the copy.

rocky gale
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White phosphorus my only weakness

fervent geode
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Deino v Iarmoth PVP round 1

dapper gyro
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Easy

surreal nest
fervent geode
surreal nest
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Gotta phone in some mystical forest gnomes stand still

fervent geode
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I’m too thick skinned for even them but sure

rancid cove
surreal nest
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New kill team seems insane

arctic talon
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Its like having a shield almost lol

rancid cove
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Do chaos legions/warbands still use Ancients who carry Banners?
Thought of making my warband have a banner due to them being like, conquerors and empire builders so a flag to represent their empire would be cool
And wondered if that is still like, something chaos legions still use

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Maybe as purposeful distractions to spite the enemy in taking down their banner

rose thorn
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Damn the recon squad isn’t good in gsc lol

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They also key worded it for some reason

surreal nest
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@arctic talon play against or as kasrkin since the balance update January? Wondering how they're fairing

rose thorn
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Oh nvm it doenst have the Cadia keyword

daring creek
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I got this would you rather from a Northernlion arc where he had food poisoning for a while. June to October

You have severe stomach pain. It's lasted for months now. You have the shits, it hurts to sit down and standing up makes you dizzy. and you have a near headache.

You go to the doctors and they say you have only two options for a cure. You can have a surgery that only has an 80% success rate, or eat poop that has a 100% guranteee of curing you completely of all your ailments with no drawbacks whatsoever, it's cured, completely clean, and only containing bacteria that will end your Illness. It's a confirmed treatment as well, with many studies backing it.

The Surgery has a 20% Failure rate.

What do you choose?

daring creek
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Yes.

rose thorn
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How much and what kind’s

daring creek
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How much poop?

rose thorn
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Yeah and like

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Is it any

surreal nest
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20% chance of failure is a pretty high margin i wouldn't tempt that

surreal nest
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Im already picking the dookie im just curious

daring creek
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tbh im going by my own hand

rose thorn
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If it’s like, bat or civet poo I’d eat it

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But I can’t do anything else

daring creek
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Are you going with surgery.

daring creek
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Don't see why not...but. 😭

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Also you both are more logical than gen chat

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I wish more ppl were here rn šŸ™

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I really wanna know peoples answers

rose thorn
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Is it human or any animal

daring creek
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Ah, human.

rose thorn
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Then surgery

daring creek
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Its CLEAN

rose thorn
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I have brumotactillophobia

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I can’t

daring creek
rose thorn
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Why are you skulling me for giving an answer for a question yiu asked

daring creek
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I get it I get it

arctic talon
daring creek
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Just thinking about how they would make the patient take it

arctic talon
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They're better then they used to be

daring creek
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Probably flavor it or just not tell them its poop

surreal nest
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Probably my favorite killteam

surreal nest
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And it wouldn't even be wrong with what those fucks over there eat!

daring creek
storm jungle
hallow saddle
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i hacked the arm off my daemon prince model last night

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and i just got back from work and looked at it and am like damn that was pretty drastic

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wanna re-pose the arm so his palm is facing more upwards and i want him to be holding some soulstones

fervent geode
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Never heard of anyone else doing it

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I don’t think anyone else does it actually

rancid cove
fervent geode
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Maybe they do

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But I haven’t read them doing it afaik

rancid cove
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EC for their proud shit and maybe to spite loyalists same way they do by keeping the "FOR THE EMPEROR" wacry
And DG cause the banners maybe have a plague shit that makes wherever it goes cursed

fervent geode
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Hmmm i could see that

rancid cove
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Planned on making one for my warband and even make them have banner carriers because they would do for great distraction
Enemies would get the "we gotta break their morale" mentality and try to take the carrier down over the rest of the unit

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I think I remember seeing a chaos marine mini that had a cut-in-half loyalist stuck to a banner pole

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Was pretty sick

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Found it

fervent geode
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Oh yeah the Ventrilokar

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That guy actually uses the corpse to make its voice

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And fool the enemy

rancid cove
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Yeah I've heard of it, pretty sick stuff

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NL got some pretty cool shit

fervent geode
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NL got all the cool shit

rancid cove
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I forgot what the hourglass means

solid horizon
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time

fervent geode
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I think we might have banner bearers actually

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In Lord of the Night

rancid cove
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Hmmmm

fervent geode
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Literally

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Your time is up

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Like our reaper motifs

solid horizon
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also ngl lynxiee you should switch your pfp to earth

rancid cove
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write warband shenanigans: almost done
make symbol for warband: in progress
come up with banner: later
NOTED

rancid cove
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Blood Angel core

solid horizon
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tbh its surprising your army doesnt have WE

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considering they are heavily infantry focused

rancid cove
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Again, they welcome everyone and have conquered domains across the galaxy
Plus they steal loyalist gene-seed very regularly (how they got a rivalry with the BA in the first place)

solid horizon
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WB IW BL combo sound like something that would have an incredibly extensive use of warp and daemon engines ngl

rancid cove
solid horizon
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aren't possessed just literally marines possessed by demons tho

rancid cove
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That's why they have a whole company just for them, and the majority refers to them as the "Wartorn", like they are the damaged, broken warriors

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And its managed by one of the 3 lieutenants, a WB Dark Apostle

fervent geode
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Some possessed are better some are worse

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WB possessed tend to be tactical and articulate

rancid cove
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The use of psykers and constant rituals isn't approved since the old Trinity member (a psyker) went rogue and tried to usurp the old leader
The fight was so fucking brutal they decided to limit psykers only when absolutely necessary

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They will try any other means before deploying psykers

rancid cove
solid horizon
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im surprised no one has tried to kill the leaders to take their seat

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thats what I'd do

fervent geode
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Generally what you is the leader makes shows of strength to convince his lessers it’s a bad idea

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NL will follow the strongest man

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So my warlord proves himself at the fore of battle to keep his job

rancid cove
# solid horizon im surprised no one has tried to kill the leaders to take their seat

They've changed leaders twice
Old one died, bro was constantly suffering from attempts to usurp his role, died fighting a BA commander
Current one, Nosferrus has some hidden psychic powers (that shes unaware of, ironically) that helps her detect the "bad apples" of the bunch
Plus they're really cohesive due to their culture and indoctrination

rancid cove
solid horizon
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fascism hmmgryn

rancid cove
fervent geode
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They all died useful at least

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The survivors of the assault were executed

solid horizon
rancid cove
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However she does have some extra punishment steps for people who fail to pay her tithe EVIL

fervent geode
rancid cove
# fervent geode My warband is little big for that (I kinda made them OP)

yeah mine is too, probably I should consider them a proxy-legion in size rather than almost legion proxy atp
Some times punishment can't be done personally but since they're already forged into having a more "obedient, cohesive conquering force" mindset they don't really... rebel that much unlike other warbands

daring creek
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Lynx whats the wargear for your legion?

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Weapons n what not

fervent geode
rancid cove
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Mine also has mortals for that RikaHmm

fervent geode
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The new Kyroptera do oversee some slow executions personally

rancid cove
# daring creek Lynx whats the wargear for your legion?

It varies a lot between grand companies/companies and squads and even the astartes individually
Theyre very mixed from different legions n absorbed chapters/other warbands
Normal chaos space marine gear, some 30k gear they keep as relics or just more valued shit they give to important peeps

rancid cove
# fervent geode Noice

Yeah they value some mortals as long as they're useful
If theyre getting the job done better than astartes then they deserve it, as long as it means their compliance rate is high

fervent geode
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It’s why they drill them to certain standard (Savlar level when out of combat, good discipline amid fighting) and they love mind breaking Guardsmen into their goons

rancid cove
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Yeah same
Nosferrus has the Unholy Trinity as Astartes advisors and lieutenants and then a mortal auxilia called "Talons of Nosferrus"

fervent geode
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Interesting, are the mortals based on any pre-existing Auxilia or are they their own thing?

rancid cove
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Haven't thought of that yet, focusing more on the warband, Nosferrus and the Trinity and I'll do the Talons and other mortal related groups later

fervent geode
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Fair fair

bold surge
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Is datk tide lore accurate?

storm jungle
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Yes

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minus like some gameplay stuff

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but thats basically every warhammer game

solid horizon
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a veteran would not survive one morbillion dudes with guns and sticks, large guys with guns and stick, and guys from hell

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but yeah as dilara said that's every game's logic

storm jungle
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yeah its the same as how Titus and his 3-man team would be dead hundred times over but dont because plot

solid horizon
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lmao

sharp pollen
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i had a thought today...

solid horizon
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Titus has plot armor even in his datasheet it's insane

sharp pollen
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are all space marines in the lore all the same, but they just have different armor

storm jungle
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Kind of

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90% basically are yes

solid horizon
storm jungle
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the 10% are special characters

solid horizon
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"no u" ahh

raven stone
sharp pollen
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example... now...

storm jungle
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never dies

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has special weapon

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has special quirk

sharp pollen
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nah nah

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i mean individuality

storm jungle
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Uhhh

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they dont really have much beyond "loyal to imperium"

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Sharrowkyn, Calgar, Azrael, etc

sharp pollen
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calgar... the toylet guy...

tough haven
solid horizon
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unbreakable loyalty can lead someone intotheir demise lmao

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never questions

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always obeys like a good doggo

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realistically marines wouldnt last too long

sharp pollen
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so they all actually are boring

storm jungle
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Correct

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most Marine characters are very generic and basic

solid horizon
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they have too much pride to surrender

raven stone
# sharp pollen are all space marines in the lore all the same, but they just have different arm...

In terms of mentality, every Marine in a given Chapter is given a specific version of mental indoctrination, so yes, their personalities would only vary around how they express a given core identity.

It is an exceptionally rare Marine that can think outside of their Chapter’s mould without going renegade; being able to do so is probably one of the qualifications for being Deathwatch eligible (amongst other requirements)

sharp pollen
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why are they so popular then..

storm jungle
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because they are basic

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people enjoy slop

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not creative ideas

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only wojak pointing

spring cairn
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because big power armour and muscles

solid horizon
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same reason people enjoy coca cola

raven stone
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Marines are genuinely a beginner’s faction.

solid horizon
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it's flashy and stamped on every billboard

sharp pollen
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does SM2 have banters?

raven stone
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That so happens to feed into a Chud’s ā€œsuper ultra alpha masculinityā€ image

storm jungle
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but uhhh

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let me just post

spring cairn
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you can call it banter

storm jungle
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and you can decide how "good" it is

spring cairn
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it's not really "banter"

rose thorn
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What’s with Space marine players complaining about Eldar models what

sharp pollen
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oh wait i played sm2 campaign

storm jungle
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watch that Tavi

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you'll see how uhh

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epic

spring cairn
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it's the kind of convos u'd have with a coworker ur don't really know during break

storm jungle
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it is

storm jungle
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"NICE SHOOTING"

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"THANK YOU"

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"ANYTIME"

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Like-

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what was the point of this

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lmao

solid horizon
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writing 100

raven stone
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Marines with flat personality writing are, admittedly, also a somewhat recent GW thing, when they decided the best way to ā€œcharacteriseā€ Marines is to make them…autistically attuned to war

solid horizon
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it's how autistic people interact I guess

spare osprey
raven stone
rocky gale
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You've seen how I interact with people

storm jungle
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like they see these drywall interactions and go "HAH, EPIC"

spare osprey
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Behold, the one line I remember from the game.

raven stone
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Then again, the Darktide fandom also asked for a ā€œFor the Emperorā€ prompt without being Marine fanboys…

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Though I think the way the SM2 voicelines are going, it is not helped by very flat voice acting as well.

storm jungle
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yeah the voice actors are good the dialogue is just terrible

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like its not even banter as said above its just... acknowledgements

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and empty compliments

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"Your auspex helps me find my targets very well!"

Like, people do not speak like this lol

solid horizon
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DoW had better voice acting

spare osprey
storm jungle
solid horizon
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yes

storm jungle
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😭

storm jungle
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"800 voicelines"

solid horizon
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also what is a neutrogen bomb

storm jungle
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(most of these are non-english ones)

raven stone
solid horizon
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it's always kinda cringe when they record voiceline and transpose it to a lower pitch

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it always sounds goofy

storm jungle
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GW has fatshark's balls in a vice and they still produce amazing banter lol

spare osprey
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It did it's job.
Beeg Spaec Mareen Gaem 2 to gather a few new white boy fans.

celest dome
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Do we know who is the Voice actor direction for SM2 ?

heady rivet
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I think SM2 did a good job at making people realize how 99% of Astartes are just THAT boring

fervent geode
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Who wrote SM2

solid horizon
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SM2 voice acting sounds lame I think mostly because all previous warhammer games had awesomesauce amazingballs unequaled voice acting

spring cairn
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sm2 didn't do marines badly

spare osprey
spring cairn
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marines are just like that

solid horizon
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nah bro they aren't

fervent geode
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Marines can have personality lol

spring cairn
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boring af

fervent geode
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Even Marines have banter and tell jokes among themselves

raven stone
raven stone
fervent geode
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Idk who Craig Sherman and Oliver Hollis are but they did not cook with SM2

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Ventris and Sicarius serieses means we know UM aren’t literal cardboard

solid horizon
fervent geode
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Same for heresy era

solid horizon
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I remember squad command ones sounding like james earl jones lol

spare osprey
raven stone
fervent geode
spare osprey
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Actually saved me from buying his model.

raven stone
solid horizon
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yup

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squad command cinematics were more or less slideshows but still great

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I like how the inquisitor just goes like

rancid cove
winter pine
hallow saddle
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fabulous bill

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ive rolled a 1 before on it so hes not gotten back up

solid horizon
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same

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with my decimators

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2+is really great, but 1s happen šŸ˜”

rose thorn
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Apparently crusades is going away for 40K

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They introduce the worlds worst anvil of apotheosis and scrap the game mode

raven stone
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Supposed every game is supposed to be narrative is what they claim

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It’s a radical claim

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And not sure whether it will work as they intended

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Or if asshats will powergame the shit out of it

fervent geode
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The narrative exodus to HH continues

hallow saddle
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nah theres a new narrative play that sounds really good actually

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you can do a whole campaign in a weekend

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but also have the option of extending it however long you want

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crusade takes way too long for most people

fervent geode
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I forgor about that

arctic talon
crystal forum
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reposting it

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found it

arctic talon
crystal forum
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what did the author mean by this

arctic talon
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We’ll find out with the first codex

crystal forum
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is it a typo

storm jungle
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how the fuck is "autistic" a typo

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lol

crystal forum
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what does it even mean though 😭

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how tf does somebody stare autistically

storm jungle
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Im trying to fidn something but literally all of it is just the syndrome itself lmao

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a neurodevelopmental condition of variable severity with lifelong effects that can be recognized from early childhood, chiefly characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behaviour.

arctic talon
storm jungle
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I assume like

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the author tried to mean this bit?

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difficulties with social interaction

sacred ginkgo
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I understand what they're trying to convey

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But I cannot relate it

arctic talon
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lol

rose thorn
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wait whos the autistic character

arctic talon
crystal forum
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all night lords apparently

rose thorn
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sounds right

sacred ginkgo
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I think that they're trying to say that they're all waiting for someone else to start talking

crystal forum
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does this mean kurze was autistic??

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where's the meme

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i saw people posting the stare autistically meme

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i thought it came from this line

celest dome
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All SM are autistic

arctic talon
celest dome
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Hell, the Emp was too

crystal forum
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how night lords be looking at you

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ok found it

rose thorn
rancid cove
# storm jungle the author tried to mean this bit?

I think its to mean in a excessive, eerie way
As an autistic person I can be autistically doing something without noticing
Complete silent, obsessive way to approach in a task more than pure focus
Like you look at them and feel something is slightly off putting in behavior

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People some times genuinely think I'm in a bad mood or somethings wrong when I'm working because I'm just "eerily" still when doing it

arctic talon
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Imperium vs Sevran dominate M.41 colorized

storm jungle
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BL writers never really maliciously add stuff like this in its more just not realising how most people will see it lol

vagrant fox
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adb is an ableist

lament shoal
rancid cove
arctic talon
rancid cove
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Anyone who finds it offensive is usually white people who are not even affected by the thing which they find offensive

crystal forum
crystal forum
rancid cove
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Read it again till you get it, buddy

storm jungle
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a necron skull makes no sense

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especially with the Invincible image context lol

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šŸ‘Ž

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bad meme

crystal forum
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im not going to bring out the ouija board to interpret what the spirits intended

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somebody contact the oracle

rancid cove
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You'll get it eventually

hallow saddle
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they should have said "variel hits them with the gen Z stare" or w/e

crystal forum
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literally just trolling at this point

lament shoal
storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
storm jungle
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Moneyguy? Who?

sacred ginkgo
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Second from the right top row

rancid cove
lament shoal
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Janris

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My goat

crystal forum
hallow saddle
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no

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100% not haha

rancid cove
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Autistic silence is way better anyways

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How I feel when I click on a Abritor Ian's video

quiet orchid
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Like, literally

rancid cove
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Us*

rose thorn
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???????????????????????????

wintry cloud
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The hell did Ian do?

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Provide correct information?

rancid cove
wintry cloud
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Oh

rancid cove
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Im the person watching the video

wintry cloud
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😭😭😭

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And im illiterate

quiet orchid
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Lol

rancid cove
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE AND NOT UNDERSTANDING QHAT IM SAYING TODAY

lament shoal
rancid cove
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THIS IS LIKE THE 5TH TIME SOMEONE DIDNT INTERPRET IT RIGHT

wintry cloud
rancid cove
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AM I GOING INSANE

crystal forum
quiet orchid
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u can't talk that much about it

quiet orchid
storm jungle
rancid cove
lament shoal
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The goat

storm jungle
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Groomer of Wallstreet ahh

quiet orchid
lament shoal
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HOW DARE YOU SLANDER HIM

quiet orchid
crystal forum
rancid cove
storm jungle
quiet orchid
#

I don't want to go at the living room, my church minister is there
dies

rancid cove
#

Kill him

quiet orchid
quiet orchid
storm jungle
quiet orchid
#

without me, u aren't that happy

rancid cove
#

Nvm this day is genuinely cooked, co-workers just pissed me off

hexed furnace
#

That's actually a popular myth that's been debunked by the late Dr. Pierre Picouet šŸ¤“

rancid cove
#

Mfs started saying genuine transphobic shit

quiet orchid
#

They always do that

rancid cove
#

Theyre genuinely transphobic

languid meadow
quiet orchid
spare osprey
quiet orchid
#

What they're talking?

ripe forum
#

Do ogryns eat the heretics? I feel like that'd be very bad for them lol

quiet orchid
#

I already forgot who is RockSolid

#

And u told me this like, yesterday

rancid cove
storm jungle
quiet orchid
rancid cove
quiet orchid
#

do that, my gun is almost finish

lament shoal
#

Solid?

languid meadow
#

lmao

hexed furnace
lament shoal
storm jungle
rancid cove
hexed furnace
#

Yo thats fire

#

Imma have to try that

rancid cove
ripe forum
hexed furnace
#

Running to my kitchen rn

storm jungle
ripe forum
#

I feel like there's a real issue of jokes conflating with lore or maybe I'm just a little toopid

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

do not listen to the fanbase and memes

rose thorn
#

eyah

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

this fandom thinks ogryns are cute lil guys when most of their population lives in slavery outside the guard lmao

quiet orchid
lament shoal
storm jungle
#

lol

#

dumbo

quiet orchid
#

im trying to learn here

storm jungle
quiet orchid
#

that why i'm in this server

storm jungle
quiet orchid
#

socialize and being autistic

rancid cove
quiet orchid
#

:)

storm jungle
#

twat

lament shoal
quiet orchid
ripe forum
storm jungle
rancid cove
#

Salamanders to the single mother for being on a protest against 90% tithe

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

"i wanna learn the lore"

#

literally does nothing

#

get em out of my office

quiet orchid
storm jungle
quiet orchid
#

Im trying

storm jungle
ripe forum
quiet orchid
#

Blame Lynx for not learn me right

quiet orchid
rose thorn
#

Damn these helmets look bad

rancid cove
# quiet orchid what?

Memelore people make the Salamanders sound like cutesy marines who always protect humans, while canon Salamanders has a whole company dedicated to the burning of human protesters + they will flamethrower kill a xenos child

storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
#

Its just terrible nostalgia bait

storm jungle
#

checks out

sacred ginkgo
#

But nobody cares cause orks are getting new shit!!!!!!

rancid cove
#

Live life

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

it is nostalgia bait

#

shes not wrong

#

lmao

rancid cove
#

People just be putting bait and slop at the end of every word

sacred ginkgo
#

Ok maybe nostalgia bait is a bad term

quiet orchid
sacred ginkgo
#

Its like

rancid cove
#

It pisses me off

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

too bad

#

also yeah it literally is lol

solid horizon
storm jungle
#

its entirely to make you soyjak and buy them

rose thorn
#

The entire box is nostalgia bait

quiet orchid
rancid cove
sacred ginkgo
#

Actually nevermind there is no more accurate term

quiet orchid
#

Well, I know what to read

#

but i'll wait lynx for it

lament shoal
rose thorn
sacred ginkgo
rose thorn
#

No one buys the old as fuck models in old world

rancid cove
storm jungle
rancid cove
quiet orchid
solid horizon
#

bring back ye ole firstborns

rancid cove
rose thorn
#

Yeah the new Armageddon box is almost the exact same as the old Armageddon box except 3 new models

solid horizon
#

no more primarislop

sacred ginkgo
#

What's the in universe reason for using a shitty pre primaris helmet

quiet orchid
ripe forum
#

All the space marines blow up the end

quiet orchid
#

explain it...

rancid cove
quiet orchid
rancid cove
#

Sure lets do that

quiet orchid
#

Btw I never see nothing about Alpha Legion

quiet orchid
sacred ginkgo
solid horizon
sacred ginkgo
#

You probably need to sit down and eat something seeing how your day is going

rancid cove
sacred ginkgo
#

Being here arguing is not helping you

rancid cove
crystal forum
#

you are!

rancid cove
#

Sure

crystal forum
#

you're bitching about a simple question

solid horizon
#

lynxiee is angry for nothing about stuff bro doesnt even know

rancid cove
solid horizon
#

jay may be stupid and mentally disabled most of the time

#

but eh's rightthere

crystal forum
#

shut your croissant ass up

solid horizon
#

ok bro im siding with lynxiee then

#

and imma beat your balls with a knot

crystal forum
#

im into that though!!!

ripe forum
#

My autism can't tell if I should take any of this arguing seriously

solid horizon
#

then im not gonna do it

spare osprey
#

Oh my Gosh, all I needed was brain food and suddenly I don't hate my Cadian models anymore.

rose thorn
spare osprey
sacred ginkgo
languid meadow
solid horizon
#

you guys literally forgot about the rule of cool

#

aka "it just looks cool (allegedly), we're not gonna explain it"

sacred ginkgo
#

Well yeah I understand that

quiet orchid
rose thorn
sacred ginkgo
#

I'm just wondering what reason gw is using in universe

sacred ginkgo
rose thorn
#

Each helmet does have its own benefits

sacred ginkgo
#

We're all in the same boat

solid horizon
#

im on land

crystal forum
rose thorn
#

Uhg final 2 hours

#

2.45

quiet orchid
#

Who spread the primarchs throughout the universe?

vagrant fox
#

the most special of the chaos gods

rancid cove
#

Mb for acting out guys, not been feeling very well recently

quiet orchid
crystal forum
#

usually

rancid cove
crystal forum
#

people feel awed when in the presence of a primarch

rancid cove
#

Primarchs are made of warp material

rancid cove
#

They just have that effect on people

quiet orchid
#

Idk if I'll be comfortable close to that shit

crystal forum
#

notice the sharp teeth

#

he filed them

sacred ginkgo
crystal forum
#

it's mentioned in the NL omnibus that he would lick his filed teeth to the point where his tongue would bleed

rancid cove
crystal forum
#

we all make the mistake of using this channel to vent occasionally

vagrant fox
crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

it was my top right canine tooth

#

but it isn't as sharp as it used to be

spring cairn
vagrant fox
#

he is the 'tism king isn't he

crystal forum
#

omg he's doing his alex jones impression

#

there's a video of him doing it like 8 years ago

storm jungle
#

Peak posted?

solid horizon
#

I think I like this list more than the other options I had before

crystal forum
#

idk what to use mysekf

solid horizon
#

new recruit

crystal forum
#

one day i'll play an actual fucking battle with my painted models

#

i wonder if watching battle videos for years will prepare me

solid horizon
#

it supports these

spare osprey
#

Very, very arbitrary, but are yellow las-beams a thing when you crank a lasgun up to hi-power?

crystal forum
#

uuuuh i think hot shot is yellow sometimes?

#

or maybe i made that up in my head

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

^

crystal forum
#

ofc you can paint stuff however you want

storm jungle
#

high power lasgun shots are just more "thick" and bright

arctic talon
#

Colors for lasguns we’ve seen in canon are: Yellow, blue, red, green, and purple(once)

storm jungle
#

its the same color as whatever you are shooting

arctic talon
#

The other colors have showed up more then once before

#

Though blue is often las cannons when las cannons aren’t red or yellow

#

Or eldar las weapons

crystal forum
#

it's like how plasma never had a consistent colour but cyan blue is the most common

arctic talon
#

Which are blue sometimes

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Plasma is always Orange, blue, green or red

storm jungle
#

then everoyne else ignored this instantly

#

because its literally wrong lol

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

In the footage they showed

storm jungle
#

LMAO yea

crystal forum
#

blue cyan for empire

storm jungle
#

because red lasguns just look better

crystal forum
#

red for chaos

storm jungle
#

yellow is a terrible color for it

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

just use a different lens

arctic talon
#

And then green is either

crystal forum
#

green is fallout fan

solid horizon
#

cant chaos have reddish pink

arctic talon
#

It’s so fucking funny

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

i used to imagine plasma was green when i read the books before knowing the established cannon

lament shoal
crystal forum
#

because fallout

arctic talon
#

Tbh sometimes plasma is green

#

It’s like an obnoxious lime green

#

When it’s green

solid horizon
#

plasmais whatever color you paint it tbh

storm jungle
crystal forum
storm jungle
#

chaos is orange/red

#

this is the universal rule basically

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

what about plasma reactors

arctic talon
arctic talon
#

With how GW paints em

#

Even the chaos ones

crystal forum
#

volkite is red always i think

solid horizon
#

what about the ones in darktide

crystal forum
#

which is why it's easy to mistake volkite with chaos plasma

spare osprey
#

"They just do that sometimes" is a good enough answer for me!
I's got a silly idea.

solid horizon
crystal forum
storm jungle
rocky gale
#

Green plasma superiority

storm jungle
#

same thing there too

arctic talon
#

Volkite is always orange/red

#

It’s a Martian death ray from war of the worlds

#

lol

crystal forum
#

i love how volkite makes a ring in front of the gun when it shoots

arctic talon
#

But shittier

solid horizon
#

is radium blue or green, or does it change depending on the forgeworld

arctic talon
#

TLDR pick color you like

solid horizon
#

at first I started painting it red but then I stopped painting it

#

then I painted phosphor green

spare osprey
#

Red plasma guns for my homebrew regiment.
Finna spook the Hell out of a traitor.

solid horizon
#

I assume desintegration ray and conversion beamers are the same as radium, no established color

arctic talon
#

Conversion beamers and disintegration do have established colors

#

Both are blinding white for the energy

solid horizon
#

I've seen those painted blue

arctic talon
#

But GW can change that

languid meadow
#

Whatever nerd
Iyanden blast

solid horizon
#

mine are painted red for convenience purpose (so that all weapons more or less share the same energy scheme)

arctic talon
raven stone
#

I think Owlcat's RT and SM1 fomralized Plasma/Melta colours

#

Plasma is bright blue

arctic talon
raven stone
#

Melta is flame orange.

arctic talon
#

The colors have been established for ages

solid horizon
#

melta is literally heat

raven stone
#

ok fair

arctic talon
#

Melta has always been orangish heat blasts in most art

lament shoal
#

I like it when it has purple

crystal forum
#

oooh purple guns

languid meadow
#

Beamelta

crystal forum
#

i havent seen that

raven stone
#

Imperial Las is red.
Aeldari Las is really light blue to borderline white

solid horizon
#

my brother paints his plasma purplish pink iirc

arctic talon
#

Imperial las is also yellow sometimes or blue

#

lol

crystal forum
languid meadow
#

There are purple las bolts in I think gaunts

crystal forum
#

because i can tell he's gay

solid horizon
#

EC player and no

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

he has a gf

#

who mains nurgle

arctic talon
#

It’s once

#

Ever

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

But it exists so real

crystal forum
#

woman who's into 40k

vagrant fox
#

Oh Gaunts, that explains it

solid horizon
#

women are more into 40k than you think lol

storm jungle
#

Abnett making up shit for his novels is so funny

solid horizon
#

especially nurgle players

storm jungle
#

like you look into Leman Russ variants

#

and theres some fuckass single variant

#

you click on it

#

you go to its source

#

abnett novel

#

never mentioned again

solid horizon
#

nurgle and nids are the 2 ladies favorite

storm jungle
#

lmao

#

he does this a lot and its funny every time

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

I wish he’d bring back his glup shitto versions

storm jungle
crystal forum
#

this has to be studied

storm jungle
#

also you are a furry you should know this

solid horizon
spare osprey
crystal forum
#

WAIT WHAT

arctic talon
crystal forum
spare osprey
#

It's implied 'cause it's true.

storm jungle
vagrant fox
solid horizon
lament shoal
#

Dilara accusing jay of liking sug bex wasn’t on my list for today

arctic talon
#

Nid warriors are humanoid

#

So are like a chunk of them

spare osprey
#

Off I go again.
Time to buy a Krieg squad.

solid horizon
#

surgle nex

#

mandatory STDs

crystal forum
spare osprey
arctic talon
#

šŸ’€

crystal forum
#

i learn something new every day

solid horizon
#

EC x DG combo would be insane

#

STDs for everyone

#

fuck everyone's immune system

vagrant fox
#

Tyranids are one step removed from furry but you don't see a lot of bug furries so it would never happen

solid horizon
#

yall gonna die from AIDS and syphillis

spare osprey
crystal forum
#

idk what you call bug furries

vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

isopodies

spare osprey
solid horizon
#

could you consider Detroit a Hellforge ?

arctic talon
#

I’m ngl nid warriors, lictors, genestealers, and the swarmlord are very humanoid lol

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Lul

lament shoal
solid horizon
vagrant fox
#

There's monstersmut fics galore I've seen them at the airport

crystal forum
#

im gay mfer

solid horizon
#

and realise how freaky some specimen are

arctic talon
spare osprey
solid horizon
arctic talon
#

If Dilara wants this dead she can delete it

#

Lmao

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

LOL

spare osprey
crystal forum
vagrant fox
#

Exceedingly common

solid horizon
#

maybe you should

crystal forum
#

i dont frequent spaces with many women

solid horizon
#

frequent women with many spaces

spare osprey
#

If only you--

#

Fucking left your home.

vagrant fox
arctic talon
solid horizon
#

it's joever bro is married with his 3D printer

arctic talon
#

lol

crystal forum
#

i got many

vagrant fox
#

Not being humanoid hasn't stopped brave adventurers

crystal forum
#

and i might replace one soon...

solid horizon
#

get sum bitches on yo stick

#

gigs in your case

crystal forum
#

im so tired of my ender 3

#

but bambu is such a shitty company

solid horizon
crystal forum
#

no she keeps telling me i dont calibrate her enoigh

#

fucking bitch

solid horizon
#

skill issue tbh

storm jungle
# arctic talon

I do like how much some men mock these then go and jerk it to Rivals porn

#

truly a society

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

the wide net of kinks

arctic talon
#

Im just giving Jay an example

solid horizon
#

monster porn but females

crystal forum
#

it unites us all

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Ah

storm jungle
#

same with guys saying "women love reading r*pe fantasies they are freaks"

#

says the guy thats a right-wing extremist and white supremacist account

#

šŸ„€

arctic talon
solid horizon
#

r*pe them fantastically

#

(actually dont)

spring cairn
#

i'm woke evil, i judge them regardless of gender

solid horizon
#

same

#

I judge everyone including myself

arctic talon
#

I’m forcing you all to read this real Arknights dialogue

arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Meh

vagrant fox
#

Not all

solid horizon
#

some more reasonably than others

#

as jorjorwel said

spare osprey
#

Make fun of the COD larpers and TF141 garglers.
I had no idea there were so many.

solid horizon
#

all animals are equal

#

but some are more equal than others