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medial
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also didnt we have like half the City range wear gloves
It almsot looks like a duardin but I know itās not
maggie just-
Underworlds?
ITS A GOOD FUCKING POINT
I hope itās shadespire
Is it a glove or just a leather bracer ?
Thsi part make me think it's not a glove
Ohhh good point
I itās flesh and bone
Then that makes it even stranger
What 5 fingered faction would wear that and have like
it's probably a glove with some leather bracelet over it
A package?
Could be could be
Pickaxe?
The weapon ?
It look like a survival tool
Ork?
That's not possible to say
No they donāt do ork hands like that
ork have bigass hands with pointy nails
Listening and learning rn 
idkmaybe dark eldar but the pose looks unlikely and bracelet & weapon too rudimentary
(im just saying random bullshit)
^
checks out
I know but i dont care
Nothing fit for 40k
death is death
Ogres my lord
its whatever you want it to be
Too late, already said Ogor 
Thatās gotta what itās supposed to be
The reason itās black is because
The blood
is it bad that I can name the paints used for the blood
Is color recognition a bad skill to have?
It could be cool ass Kill Team shit
Red Terror and Nightbringer are my cases in point
Compared to AoS and Munda though 
The only dlc I still want for wh3 is the ironkin tribe
Or ironskin forget if it's either or
for this I had an insane guess of maneaters
There was a Nightbringer kill team?
If itās this than the leakers are wrong
It was a boss fight
Like red terror
They are still cool smdh
It's Kahl Drogo, GW is going to start making Game of Thrones minis like they do for Lord of the rings
My shitty natural born nepobaby failson and his first flaying he fucked up
Leakers say ogors are gong whole hog into the frost tribes
We already have a tabletop game for ASOIAF
And it certainly
Exists
Another one
One of the games of all time
Pretty sure the existing one is getting squatted
We reached out to the player of it and he was kinda upset but he moved on already
I have a friend painting Barons War minis as Lannisters 
My lgs was basically giving them away to clear up space
Shoutout to the TTRPG where you just are Guys because 99% of everyone is just Guys and it takes like FIVE in-game YEARS to build a holdfast
oh yeah
Anyway I'm in a good mood because I got ID'd at the shop and the cashier thought I was 22
I thought it was an NPC bossfight
me when I'm at the battle of who will be the edgiest
So itās not a killteam?
Itās a boss fight for your Kill Team
Yeah
Anyways Kill Team and Munda are the best coz they are skirmish games and skirmish games are better
Who's skin are you wearing today?
Warcry would be up there if it wasnāt dead
is it bad or good
what do you think she's a skinwalker or something
News to me is that she isnāt
It is good because she feels young. However...
I'm 29, so good
indeed
Who knows, we are people online, we don't actually know each other.
well i'm the literally the dumbest creature in this chat what more do you want
Sir, please, this is not a contest.
and a skinwalker like her? hell nah
I'm not a skin walker though, I'm the mimic thing from the end of Annihilation, that copies the host so well that by the end neither is sure which is the original
Or maybe I'm the bear which becomes the people it eats and exists in a state of constant pain
That was a weird movie
Time to test it out with fire.
If you burn, that means you are the copy.
White phosphorus my only weakness
Deino v Iarmoth PVP round 1
Easy
Fuck you I'm going to tear your skin off
Welcome to try
Gotta phone in some mystical forest gnomes stand still
Iām too thick skinned for even them but sure
Its like having a shield almost lol
Do chaos legions/warbands still use Ancients who carry Banners?
Thought of making my warband have a banner due to them being like, conquerors and empire builders so a flag to represent their empire would be cool
And wondered if that is still like, something chaos legions still use
Maybe as purposeful distractions to spite the enemy in taking down their banner
@arctic talon play against or as kasrkin since the balance update January? Wondering how they're fairing
Oh nvm it doenst have the Cadia keyword
I got this would you rather from a Northernlion arc where he had food poisoning for a while. June to October
You have severe stomach pain. It's lasted for months now. You have the shits, it hurts to sit down and standing up makes you dizzy. and you have a near headache.
You go to the doctors and they say you have only two options for a cure. You can have a surgery that only has an 80% success rate, or eat poop that has a 100% guranteee of curing you completely of all your ailments with no drawbacks whatsoever, it's cured, completely clean, and only containing bacteria that will end your Illness. It's a confirmed treatment as well, with many studies backing it.
The Surgery has a 20% Failure rate.
What do you choose?
Failure rate as in like dying
Yes.
How much and what kindās
How much poop?
20% chance of failure is a pretty high margin i wouldn't tempt that
Can we season it
Im already picking the dookie im just curious
Smaller than the size of your palm.
tbh im going by my own hand
Didn't even think about that part ngl
Don't see why not...but. š
Also you both are more logical than gen chat
I wish more ppl were here rn š
I really wanna know peoples answers
Answer my question
Is it human or any animal
Ah, human.
Then surgery

Why are you skulling me for giving an answer for a question yiu asked
I get it I get it
played against, they're decent rn
Just thinking about how they would make the patient take it
They're better then they used to be
Probably flavor it or just not tell them its poop
Awesome
Probably my favorite killteam
Its a ermmmm southern delicacy its a Kentucky special
And it wouldn't even be wrong with what those fucks over there eat!

i hacked the arm off my daemon prince model last night
and i just got back from work and looked at it and am like damn that was pretty drastic
wanna re-pose the arm so his palm is facing more upwards and i want him to be holding some soulstones
The Word Bearers do
Never heard of anyone else doing it
I donāt think anyone else does it actually
Ngl I'd kinda think some other legions would, like the EC and DG
EC for their proud shit and maybe to spite loyalists same way they do by keeping the "FOR THE EMPEROR" wacry
And DG cause the banners maybe have a plague shit that makes wherever it goes cursed
Hmmm i could see that
Planned on making one for my warband and even make them have banner carriers because they would do for great distraction
Enemies would get the "we gotta break their morale" mentality and try to take the carrier down over the rest of the unit
I think I remember seeing a chaos marine mini that had a cut-in-half loyalist stuck to a banner pole
Was pretty sick
Found it
Oh yeah the Ventrilokar
That guy actually uses the corpse to make its voice
And fool the enemy
NL got all the cool shit
I forgot what the hourglass means
time
Hmmmm
Time to die
Literally
Your time is up
Like our reaper motifs
write warband shenanigans: almost done
make symbol for warband: in progress
come up with banner: later
Nah its to fit my pfp outside of the server
Its Mephiston
Blood Angel core
tbh its surprising your army doesnt have WE
considering they are heavily infantry focused
They have khorne worshippers but they're not strictly WE
Again, they welcome everyone and have conquered domains across the galaxy
Plus they steal loyalist gene-seed very regularly (how they got a rivalry with the BA in the first place)
WB IW BL combo sound like something that would have an incredibly extensive use of warp and daemon engines ngl
They use a lot of daemon-engines but aren't heavy in daemon usage
A lot of possessed
Psykers and rituals is not used warband wide, just specific companies/cults among them
aren't possessed just literally marines possessed by demons tho
Yeah, again the use of daemons/psykers is more used among companies/one of the grand companies and not really wide spread among the warband
Some might believe its a good thing but its not approved by every member
That's why they have a whole company just for them, and the majority refers to them as the "Wartorn", like they are the damaged, broken warriors
And its managed by one of the 3 lieutenants, a WB Dark Apostle
Some possessed are better some are worse
WB possessed tend to be tactical and articulate
The use of psykers and constant rituals isn't approved since the old Trinity member (a psyker) went rogue and tried to usurp the old leader
The fight was so fucking brutal they decided to limit psykers only when absolutely necessary
They will try any other means before deploying psykers
Yeah, like the master of executions of the warband is a possessed marine who used to be good pals with Nosferrus, so she keeps him around since he kept most of his sanity
What a real one
im surprised no one has tried to kill the leaders to take their seat
thats what I'd do
Generally what you is the leader makes shows of strength to convince his lessers itās a bad idea
NL will follow the strongest man
So my warlord proves himself at the fore of battle to keep his job
They've changed leaders twice
Old one died, bro was constantly suffering from attempts to usurp his role, died fighting a BA commander
Current one, Nosferrus has some hidden psychic powers (that shes unaware of, ironically) that helps her detect the "bad apples" of the bunch
Plus they're really cohesive due to their culture and indoctrination
last guy who tried to overstep Nosferrus got devoured by her in front of all his followers who were then executed and some of the surviving members hang from the ships deck
fascism 
The core of all 40k settings
Tovac Tor (my Talonmaster) forced the last wave of mutineers to suicidal charge a position of fortified Iron Hands while his Raptors made good on an assault to their rear
They all died useful at least
The survivors of the assault were executed
yeah but there it's blatant non contractual fascism
Nosferrus likes doing shit personally, unless she thinks its too below her to earn her involvement
Thats when she sends the master of execution to deal with them
However she does have some extra punishment steps for people who fail to pay her tithe 
My warband is little big for that (I kinda made them OP)
yeah mine is too, probably I should consider them a proxy-legion in size rather than almost legion proxy atp
Some times punishment can't be done personally but since they're already forged into having a more "obedient, cohesive conquering force" mindset they don't really... rebel that much unlike other warbands
Mine are like too huge for it (and there are lots of heresy vets) so they started utilising Overseer Consuls again, to control the Astartes and the Damnatii
Mine also has mortals for that 
The new Kyroptera do oversee some slow executions personally
Noice
It varies a lot between grand companies/companies and squads and even the astartes individually
Theyre very mixed from different legions n absorbed chapters/other warbands
Normal chaos space marine gear, some 30k gear they keep as relics or just more valued shit they give to important peeps
Yeah they value some mortals as long as they're useful
If theyre getting the job done better than astartes then they deserve it, as long as it means their compliance rate is high
My warband values them as Auxilia and occasionally fodder, basically if they are needed they canāt be killed without the killer facing Kyropteran Justice
Itās why they drill them to certain standard (Savlar level when out of combat, good discipline amid fighting) and they love mind breaking Guardsmen into their goons
Yeah same
Nosferrus has the Unholy Trinity as Astartes advisors and lieutenants and then a mortal auxilia called "Talons of Nosferrus"
Interesting, are the mortals based on any pre-existing Auxilia or are they their own thing?
Haven't thought of that yet, focusing more on the warband, Nosferrus and the Trinity and I'll do the Talons and other mortal related groups later
Fair fair
Is datk tide lore accurate?
a veteran would not survive one morbillion dudes with guns and sticks, large guys with guns and stick, and guys from hell
but yeah as dilara said that's every game's logic
yeah its the same as how Titus and his 3-man team would be dead hundred times over but dont because plot
lmao
i had a thought today...
Titus has plot armor even in his datasheet it's insane
are all space marines in the lore all the same, but they just have different armor
the 10% are special characters
"no u" ahh
Most modern era (read: post 2000s) Warhammer games are lore accurate, with GW usually being a part of the process in lore checking everything.
can solo anything
never dies
has special weapon
has special quirk
Uhhh
they dont really have much beyond "loyal to imperium"
Sharrowkyn, Calgar, Azrael, etc
calgar... the toylet guy...
unbreakable loyalty can lead someone intotheir demise lmao
never questions
always obeys like a good doggo
realistically marines wouldnt last too long
so they all actually are boring
they have too much pride to surrender
In terms of mentality, every Marine in a given Chapter is given a specific version of mental indoctrination, so yes, their personalities would only vary around how they express a given core identity.
It is an exceptionally rare Marine that can think outside of their Chapterās mould without going renegade; being able to do so is probably one of the qualifications for being Deathwatch eligible (amongst other requirements)
why are they so popular then..
because they are basic
people enjoy slop
not creative ideas
only wojak pointing
because big power armour and muscles
same reason people enjoy coca cola
Marines are genuinely a beginnerās faction.
it's flashy and stamped on every billboard
does SM2 have banters?
That so happens to feed into a Chudās āsuper ultra alpha masculinityā image
you can call it banter
and you can decide how "good" it is
it's not really "banter"
Whatās with Space marine players complaining about Eldar models what
Space Marine 2 Battle Brothers Dialogue and Conversations from operations PVE game mode
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oh wait i played sm2 campaign
it's the kind of convos u'd have with a coworker ur don't really know during break
it is
dude literally
"NICE SHOOTING"
"THANK YOU"
"ANYTIME"
Like-
what was the point of this
lmao
writing 100
Marines with flat personality writing are, admittedly, also a somewhat recent GW thing, when they decided the best way to ācharacteriseā Marines is to make themā¦autistically attuned to war
it's how autistic people interact I guess
its just bad writing man
KEK
Believe me, the SM2 dorks eat up this ONE INTERACTION BETWEEN EACH MARINE shit up.
Well, badly written war focused autism XD
Nuh uh
You've seen how I interact with people
dude I KNOW
like they see these drywall interactions and go "HAH, EPIC"
Behold, the one line I remember from the game.
Then again, the Darktide fandom also asked for a āFor the Emperorā prompt without being Marine fanboysā¦
Though I think the way the SM2 voicelines are going, it is not helped by very flat voice acting as well.
yeah the voice actors are good the dialogue is just terrible
like its not even banter as said above its just... acknowledgements
and empty compliments
"Your auspex helps me find my targets very well!"
Like, people do not speak like this lol
DoW had better voice acting
"How they are going--"
Dawg, they didn't even add interactions with the broke-dick Other Marines DLC.
comparing DoW voicework to SM2 is like a neutrogen bomb vs coughing baby thing to be fair
yes
š
dont forget also straight up lied
"800 voicelines"
also what is a neutrogen bomb
(most of these are non-english ones)
Itās either bad writing, or GW literally asking them to make Marine lines as un-human as possible to try to drive home the point that on a social level Marines donāt think like humans either.
it's always kinda cringe when they record voiceline and transpose it to a lower pitch
it always sounds goofy
its bad writing
GW has fatshark's balls in a vice and they still produce amazing banter lol
It did it's job.
Beeg Spaec Mareen Gaem 2 to gather a few new white boy fans.
Do we know who is the Voice actor direction for SM2 ?
I think SM2 did a good job at making people realize how 99% of Astartes are just THAT boring
Who wrote SM2
SM2 voice acting sounds lame I think mostly because all previous warhammer games had awesomesauce amazingballs unequaled voice acting
sm2 didn't do marines badly
It did not.
Because there was a net gain in Titus fans.
marines are just like that
nah bro they aren't
Marines can have personality lol
boring af
Even Marines have banter and tell jokes among themselves
Yea the thing is people assume ALL Marines are like Titus, when really he is the unique one in a sense (both in universe as a Captain and in terms of being the main character)
Though TBF when one thinks about it, the awesome voices are mostly claimed either by non-Marines, or Traitor Marines.
Idk who Craig Sherman and Oliver Hollis are but they did not cook with SM2
Ventris and Sicarius serieses means we know UM arenāt literal cardboard
idk, I grew up with squad command and DoW and even if god knows im not a loyalist sucker at all I think these had great marines voice acting
Same for heresy era
I remember squad command ones sounding like james earl jones lol
I have nothing but nightmares of shaved Cato.
Ok, fair, I will grant the generic squad lines are the very well done ones, even if not a specific Marine characterās lines
Actually saved me from buying his model.
Although NGL I always loved that one Grey Knight intro scene in Squad Command even if I never played the game. That cutscene felt so right, even with the lack of a British accent (or perhaps because of it)
yup
squad command cinematics were more or less slideshows but still great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8J8CniD2v4& omnissiah, crank up contrast to maximum levels
Convertation process from PSP video format to something more usefull is such pain in the ass.
I like how the inquisitor just goes like
Eidolon trying to defend Fulgrim
my GOAT fabius bile does this as well but with full wounds
fabulous bill
ive rolled a 1 before on it so hes not gotten back up
Apparently crusades is going away for 40K
They introduce the worlds worst anvil of apotheosis and scrap the game mode
Supposed every game is supposed to be narrative is what they claim
Itās a radical claim
And not sure whether it will work as they intended
Or if asshats will powergame the shit out of it
The narrative exodus to HH continues
nah theres a new narrative play that sounds really good actually
you can do a whole campaign in a weekend
but also have the option of extending it however long you want
crusade takes way too long for most people
Oh that whole card system?
I forgor about that
Okay but crusade is fun as a long term option
We donāt know yet
what did the author mean by this
Weāll find out with the first codex
is it a typo
Im trying to fidn something but literally all of it is just the syndrome itself lmao
a neurodevelopmental condition of variable severity with lifelong effects that can be recognized from early childhood, chiefly characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behaviour.
Who fucking knows lol
I assume like
the author tried to mean this bit?
difficulties with social interaction
warhammer
lol
wait whos the autistic character
A bunch of night lords
all night lords apparently
sounds right
I think that they're trying to say that they're all waiting for someone else to start talking
does this mean kurze was autistic??
where's the meme
i saw people posting the stare autistically meme
i thought it came from this line
All SM are autistic
It does
Hell, the Emp was too
ok good for a second there i thought two books used the words "stare autistically"
how night lords be looking at you
ok found it
one of them doesnt own models
I think its to mean in a excessive, eerie way
As an autistic person I can be autistically doing something without noticing
Complete silent, obsessive way to approach in a task more than pure focus
Like you look at them and feel something is slightly off putting in behavior
People some times genuinely think I'm in a bad mood or somethings wrong when I'm working because I'm just "eerily" still when doing it
Imperium vs Sevran dominate M.41 colorized
yeah thats what i meant
BL writers never really maliciously add stuff like this in its more just not realising how most people will see it lol
adb is an ableist
I mean tbh theyre not wrong so when I read shit like that in BL novels I just go "thats literally me"
banger
Anyone who finds it offensive is usually white people who are not even affected by the thing which they find offensive
average necron L
what does being white have to do with autism
Read it again till you get it, buddy
the problem is the skull should be theodora lol
a necron skull makes no sense
especially with the Invincible image context lol
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bad meme
brosef you wrote it the way you did
im not going to bring out the ouija board to interpret what the spirits intended
somebody contact the oracle
You'll get it eventually
they should have said "variel hits them with the gen Z stare" or w/e
wtf does it have to do with eachother though???
literally just trolling at this point
Silence
bantha putu š«µ
I do like that they skipped Yrliet and did the like
Money guy or whatever stupid latin name he has
Moneyguy? Who?
Second from the right top row
did people even say gen z when the NL books came out
Autistic silence is way better anyways
How I feel when I click on a Abritor Ian's video
This was me watching it
Like, literally
Us*
???????????????????????????
The meme is about me watching the video
Oh
Im the person watching the video
Lol
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE AND NOT UNDERSTANDING QHAT IM SAYING TODAY
Janris the chad
THIS IS LIKE THE 5TH TIME SOMEONE DIDNT INTERPRET IT RIGHT
Thats on me big boss
AM I GOING INSANE
problem might be you
babe
u can't talk that much about it
you interpret things literally
Who?
Thats true
then apologize
HOW DARE YOU SLANDER HIM
deal of the century if the deal involves orphan trafficking
Look at my accountant dawg im losing my rogue traders relic
adios
bitchass
I don't want to go at the living room, my church minister is there

Kill him
what
š
stop, not in that way
NO
Nvm this day is genuinely cooked, co-workers just pissed me off
That's actually a popular myth that's been debunked by the late Dr. Pierre Picouet š¤
Mfs started saying genuine transphobic shit
what they did?
No this is like blatant transphobia, not the usual shit they talk about
Theyre genuinely transphobic
I saw rock solid post this holy irony
So, curse them
You'll outlive 'em.
Make it so.
What they're talking?
Do ogryns eat the heretics? I feel like that'd be very bad for them lol
I'll send you in DM's
the only cannibal is the Brawler
Ok babe
Twitter chud who invades hobbies and spread culture war
do that, my gun is almost finish
Solid?
lmao
What is that lol
the blades feudal japan folk use to disembowel themselves out of shame lol
You don't get it, my hatred for that man cannot be put into words
Its a one time deal, you can't miss out on it
I thought ogryns eating people was just a thing- shows how much I know
Running to my kitchen rn
Not really no, cannibalism is not something they'd be encouraged to do yea
I feel like there's a real issue of jokes conflating with lore or maybe I'm just a little toopid
Don't the rations count?
nono thats ogors in aos
Just read the lexicanum
do not listen to the fanbase and memes
eyah
If it were, an Ogryn might just feel a little nippy and eat an ally.
this fandom thinks ogryns are cute lil guys when most of their population lives in slavery outside the guard lmao
Oooh, u said me that before
^
ogyrn slave gang necromunda
Wolfer ran outta trappers (i eated them all)
they did not?
damn
ye
that why i'm in this server

socialize and being autistic
Same shit that happens to Salamanders
I literally saw this on Reddit today lmfaoo
what?
that guy's edits are so good
Salamanders to the single mother for being on a protest against 90% tithe
this bro legit does not know anything bruh
Heeey
no
Im trying
learn to read
One of the players thought that ratlings were xenos
Blame Lynx for not learn me right
First of all I need to learn more english tho
Damn these helmets look bad
Memelore people make the Salamanders sound like cutesy marines who always protect humans, while canon Salamanders has a whole company dedicated to the burning of human protesters + they will flamethrower kill a xenos child
Learn to read
Yeah the mk7 hats look like shit
Its just terrible nostalgia bait
Short welsh hobbits
"looks like an alien"
checks out
But nobody cares cause orks are getting new shit!!!!!!
Ty babe
"Nostalgia bait" please get out more
Live life
People just be putting bait and slop at the end of every word
Ok maybe nostalgia bait is a bad term
So your co-workers are salamanders...
Its like
It pisses me off
???? It literally is
the ear cover is so goddamn ugly
its entirely to make you soyjak and buy them
The entire box is nostalgia bait
I know how to read, I just don't know what reads
Can you blame GW for it
It sells, so fuck it
Actually nevermind there is no more accurate term
Old world flopped
I am an avid fan of slop slop bait
No one buys the old as fuck models in old world
Simple: its marine content
Like its always been, its just space marine minis
Its always been like this
Shit come out, people say "oh marine generic thing!"
I can, its lazy
90% of 40k:
Marines is the famous thing in 40k
bring back ye ole firstborns
No they're more like iron hands
Yeah the new Armageddon box is almost the exact same as the old Armageddon box except 3 new models
no more primarislop
What's the in universe reason for using a shitty pre primaris helmet
hmmm
All the space marines blow up the end
explain it...
Irrelevant legion
Like thousand sons
Yeah man lets just make it all the same shape forever for our toys and never make the factions have any variety
Sure lets do that
Btw I never see nothing about Alpha Legion
they're like that too?
I was asking an actual question
this person doesnt know models btw
You probably need to sit down and eat something seeing how your day is going
Because a marine can like the shape of it? Same way they prefer certain patterns of weapons
you dont even own models ffs
Being here arguing is not helping you
Tradition, relic etc
Acting like im wrong
you are!
Sure
you're bitching about a simple question
lynxiee is angry for nothing about stuff bro doesnt even know

you are tbh
jay may be stupid and mentally disabled most of the time
but eh's rightthere
shut your croissant ass up
im into that though!!!
My autism can't tell if I should take any of this arguing seriously
then im not gonna do it
Oh my Gosh, all I needed was brain food and suddenly I don't hate my Cadian models anymore.
show them
Ran out of helmets, cultural stuff, Iām lore all the helmets are compatible with each other and Armageddon is literally lacking every resource possible
I ain't opened them, bruh.
Yeah I was just wondering what they made up for just the helmet swap
you guys literally forgot about the rule of cool
aka "it just looks cool (allegedly), we're not gonna explain it"
Well yeah I understand that
Sorry about Lynx btw
Something something old stash something something veterans preferring the old helmets
I'm just wondering what reason gw is using in universe
No, I understand they're having a shitty day
Each helmet does have its own benefits
We're all in the same boat
im on land
oh so they're not cadian yet
Ty
Who spread the primarchs throughout the universe?
ty
the most special of the chaos gods
Mb for acting out guys, not been feeling very well recently
''They were also incredibly charismatic'' cut to Curze being weirdo
the primarch charisma is special because it's not really charisma, it's like a subconscious effect
usually
Its a warp/psychic thing
people feel awed when in the presence of a primarch
wdym?
Primarchs are made of warp material
hmm
They just have that effect on people
Idk if I'll be comfortable close to that shit
Yeah don't worry I could tell you were having a shit day
it's mentioned in the NL omnibus that he would lick his filed teeth to the point where his tongue would bleed
More like week but anyways mb
we all make the mistake of using this channel to vent occasionally
Damn
Who hasn't done this with a particularly sharp tooth
one more point towards you being a vampire
i didn't know northernlion had an omnibus written about him
he is the 'tism king isn't he
omg he's doing his alex jones impression
there's a video of him doing it like 8 years ago
Peak posted?
is this with the official GW list app
idk what to use mysekf
new recruit
one day i'll play an actual fucking battle with my painted models
i wonder if watching battle videos for years will prepare me
it supports these
Very, very arbitrary, but are yellow las-beams a thing when you crank a lasgun up to hi-power?
No, theyāre just yellow sometimes
^
ofc you can paint stuff however you want
high power lasgun shots are just more "thick" and bright
Colors for lasguns weāve seen in canon are: Yellow, blue, red, green, and purple(once)
its the same color as whatever you are shooting
The other colors have showed up more then once before
Though blue is often las cannons when las cannons arenāt red or yellow
Or eldar las weapons
it's like how plasma never had a consistent colour but cyan blue is the most common
Which are blue sometimes
I love how GW tried to make a definitive statement on them all being yellow and cherrypicked aartwork
Plasma is always Orange, blue, green or red
Total war 40k has both colors btw lol
it's faction coloured right?
In the footage they showed
LMAO yea
blue cyan for empire
because red lasguns just look better
red for chaos
yellow is a terrible color for it
Orange/red tends chaos, blue tends Imperium
just use a different lens
And then green is either
green is fallout fan
cant chaos have reddish pink
The fucking background multi lasers use yellow las bolts but the guardsmen use red ones
Itās so fucking funny
I include that under red but yes
i used to imagine plasma was green when i read the books before knowing the established cannon
So is blue (enclave plasma gun)
because fallout
Tbh sometimes plasma is green
Itās like an obnoxious lime green
When itās green
plasmais whatever color you paint it tbh
I cant wait for the game to launch and the first day 1 mod is just "all lasguns are red"
which is based tbh
its always blue
chaos is orange/red
this is the universal rule basically
I need someone to be petty enough to make one that makes it all yellow as well
what about plasma reactors
Except for when itās green
Those are usually blue
With how GW paints em
Even the chaos ones
volkite is red always i think
what about the ones in darktide
which is why it's easy to mistake volkite with chaos plasma
"They just do that sometimes" is a good enough answer for me!
I's got a silly idea.
orange iirc
really???
blue and orange/red
Green plasma superiority
same thing there too
Volkite is always orange/red
Itās a Martian death ray from war of the worlds
lol
i love how volkite makes a ring in front of the gun when it shoots
But shittier
is radium blue or green, or does it change depending on the forgeworld
Your choice itās whatever.
It tends to be blue bcs ionizing radiation reference
TLDR pick color you like
at first I started painting it red but then I stopped painting it
then I painted phosphor green
Red plasma guns for my homebrew regiment.
Finna spook the Hell out of a traitor.
I assume desintegration ray and conversion beamers are the same as radium, no established color
Conversion beamers and disintegration do have established colors
Both are blinding white for the energy
I've seen those painted blue
But GW can change that
Whatever nerd
Iyanden blast
mine are painted red for convenience purpose (so that all weapons more or less share the same energy scheme)
Bro where is that wraithlords weapons smh
They didnāt
Melta is flame orange.
The colors have been established for ages
melta is literally heat
ok fair
Melta has always been orangish heat blasts in most art
I like it when it has purple
oooh purple guns
Beamelta
i havent seen that
Imperial Las is red.
Aeldari Las is really light blue to borderline white
my brother paints his plasma purplish pink iirc
what's his number
There are purple las bolts in I think gaunts
because i can tell he's gay
What model shoots purp
EC player and no
Yep thatās the one appearance of em lol
wild
But it exists so real
woman who's into 40k
Oh Gaunts, that explains it
women are more into 40k than you think lol
Abnett making up shit for his novels is so funny
especially nurgle players
like you look into Leman Russ variants
and theres some fuckass single variant
you click on it
you go to its source
abnett novel
never mentioned again
nurgle and nids are the 2 ladies favorite
My favorite
seriously tho why tf do they love nids so much
I wish heād bring back his glup shitto versions
Monsters are cool
this has to be studied
also you are a furry you should know this
I was going to quote this lmao
Inspirational.
WAIT WHAT
do you know that that implies š
It's implied 'cause it's true.
Yes......
I should make a chudmech for my tomodachis
subtext is for losers amirite
Dilara accusing jay of liking sug bex wasnāt on my list for today
Off I go again.
Time to buy a Krieg squad.
i didnt know women were freaky like that
In the eyeballs.
š
i learn something new every day
Tyranids are one step removed from furry but you don't see a lot of bug furries so it would never happen
yall gonna die from AIDS and syphillis
they exist though!
That's just a Los Angeles resident.
idk what you call bug furries
Dubious claim
isopodies
Buggers.
could you consider Detroit a Hellforge ?
Iām ngl nid warriors, lictors, genestealers, and the swarmlord are very humanoid lol
dont say that it sounds oddly racist š
Bro doesnāt know about the mountains of female written monster smut novels you can find at bookstores

i have so much to learn
Walmart alone.
Very based.
maybe you need to go outside and meet women
There's monstersmut fics galore I've seen them at the airport
im gay mfer
and realise how freaky some specimen are
Anything to not go outside.
Smh.
and ? that doesnt disable you
OH MY GOD
LOL
DO YOU ACTUALLY NOT GO ANYWHERE.
i just dont talk to women regularly!!!
Exceedingly common
maybe you should
i dont frequent spaces with many women
frequent women with many spaces
I dunno, man. Planet Earth do get a few that visit.
If only you--
Fucking left your home.
They could maybe stand to be a bit more alien but the design works
My point is more so I can see why people wana fuck them
it's joever bro is married with his 3D printer
lol
it's a polygamous marriage
i got many
Not being humanoid hasn't stopped brave adventurers
and i might replace one soon...
have you tried bringing it to couple therapy
skill issue tbh
I do like how much some men mock these then go and jerk it to Rivals porn
truly a society

Oh Iām not mocking it lol
the wide net of kinks
Im just giving Jay an example
monster porn but females
it unites us all
nah i mean in general
Ah
same with guys saying "women love reading r*pe fantasies they are freaks"
says the guy thats a right-wing extremist and white supremacist account
š„
The guy also probably reads r*pe fantasies
i'm woke evil, i judge them regardless of gender
Iām forcing you all to read this real Arknights dialogue
lol
we're all fucked in the head huh
Meh
Not all
Make fun of the COD larpers and TF141 garglers.
I had no idea there were so many.





