40k-lore-chat

[languid meadow]

They're the only ones I can think of really

[summer mural]

like how dc has flashpoint paradox and crisis on earth

[vagrant fox]

a bit but they're cool

[languid meadow]

Yeah there's a reason why people like them

They look cool and are pretty cool

Just over saturated

[arctic talon]

Disney or Lucas film one thing remains the same

Jerking off mandalorians and hyping them up

I’m ngl I think she fucking killed herself on the floor

[crystal forum]

i feel like the show would have showed it

[arctic talon]

I think the implication is better

[crystal forum]

i also am surprised it doesnt happen

[summer mural]

i dont think shes gonna come back

[crystal forum]

it would be one hell of a redemption arc

[summer mural]

also I think even if she does come back, shes probably gonna join the rebellion

[crystal forum]

i mean those prisons are for sure liberated after the rebellion right

and the first death star dies pretty soon after the series ends

[tough haven]

Now I need one for an Aeldari Corsair

[crystal forum]

chances are she's still alive

[summer mural]

yeah, its kinda funny how the empire really was just around for something like 20 years, not a long time at all

especially compared to the republics

[crystal forum]

there are decades where weeks happen and weeks where decades happen

something like that

[heady rivet]

Just bombed the fuck out of a final babyyyy

[arctic talon]

Banger

[fervent geode]

Real af

[rocky gale]

She will return in a spin off series, where she'll have raised Syril's child to continue the fight vs Andor's kid.

[vagrant fox]

finals don't matter

[vagrant fox]

Lies of the establishment

[rocky gale]

So Homework is worthless

Don't do it

[arctic talon]

Mandatory means they fail you if you don’t

lol

[rocky gale]

Then why's it 1%

[arctic talon]

Because fuck you

[rocky gale]

Fucking scam

[fervent geode]

This was my philosophy in my A Levels

[rocky gale]

If a Prof shows me this shit I'm beating them to death

[crystal forum]

on a related note, i did get accepted into mechanical engineering

[fervent geode]

Noice

[crystal forum]

so i think i know what i'll be doing for the next 4 or so years

[heady rivet]

My favorite College Thing is on exam days when suddenly people you have never seen before are showing up and the more that show up the more you know they gonna have to curve that grade

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

the worst part of exams is trying not to listen to the people talking about what the answers were when everybody is finished

because you dont want to be sure if you failed or not

[fervent geode]

Yeah I’d just go home back in the day

[vagrant fox]

You'd get scolded for talking too loud near an exam in every school I've been to

[crystal forum]

55$ for an application is such a scam man

EVERY application

[daring creek]

I mean......you can get away with it

[crystal forum]

my college program was super chill because it was so small that every year only had one group for classes

so we all knew the professors and they knew us

anyways i hope uni isnt like college

[daring creek]

Homework should be used primarily to gage a students understanding of the material. Not arbitrary extra work. It should be optional for extra credit

Because being spammed homework by every teacher everyday sucksssss

[crystal forum]

in japan they practise cramming a lot and idk how that country hasnt collapsed yet

[daring creek]

Its sinking for sure

[crystal forum]

how tf are you expected to remember things you only started learning a month prior

[heady rivet]

I had homework in my EMT course and was baffled to find out I was the only one in the class actually studying it and trying it and not looking up the answers and then I scolded them all in the hallway for not taking life-saving medicine seriously

[daring creek]

Chatgpt and its consequences

My aunt loves AI way too much

[crystal forum]

for how little EMT's get paid i kinda understand

[heady rivet]

This was before that was big tbf

[daring creek]

Or well google AI

[crystal forum]

like seriously why are we paying these guys close to minimum wage

[heady rivet]

Most of the pay is on-call pay is the logic but yeah

[crystal forum]

police should not be earning more than firefighters and EMT

i think should be the baseline here

apparently cops here can earn up to 100k

[heady rivet]

Because most get paid like ~7 bucks an hour for 72 hours straight to be on-call and then the actual on-shift pay is just slightly more for being there and present. And depending on the agencies, they usually prefer end-of-year bonuses pre-Christmas depending on how many calls you worked

[heady rivet]

But with any state or agency

And also

EMTs are like the first level of it

Paramedics or AEMTs get a bit more dosh

[fervent geode]

They do it here too

[crystal forum]

this might just be me but imo if your job involves hands on life saving then you should be making enough money for it

[arctic talon]

Suffering builds character

[fervent geode]

In my school that meant we just didn’t do the homework

Except me, because I was an idiot

[vagrant fox]

fool 🫵

[crystal forum]

cramming is such a horseshit concept of schooling

it's like they saw how inefficient grading tests is for actually learning and decided that they should make it 10 times worse

[vagrant fox]

In my school very few did homework, then going to technical school and having to actually do it was a nightmare

poor me

[crystal forum]

homework has always been the bane of my existence

[fervent geode]

Oh my technical subjects I did the most stupid shit ever

[crystal forum]

somehow i pulled through college

[fervent geode]

I’m not good at that stuff at all

[outer wave]

I despise cramming, thus I prefer to passively study over a week or so

[arctic talon]

I do both

[fervent geode]

I cut a whole in a big plastic bottle and put it on a stand with like a water purifier and said it was a fish farm

[arctic talon]

I start studying 2 weeks before exams

And then the 3 days before I cram

[fervent geode]

They have their uses both

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

yeah well wolf you have an advantage

[arctic talon]

Works great for me

[fervent geode]

Same but like one week one day

[crystal forum]

your parents beat you if you fail

[arctic talon]

Nah

My parents never beat me

I just did this to myself

[vagrant fox]

gotta start like 4 weeks before

[arctic talon]

[fervent geode]

Lucky mf

[queen laurel]

truly a mechanicus main

[vagrant fox]

tbf I'd start then not care and half rawdog the exams

[crystal forum]

my self discipline only lead to anxiety

[fervent geode]

I say that

[crystal forum]

and i still procrastinate

[fervent geode]

But then I don’t actually do it

[arctic talon]

They actually did once or twice but it was fine

lol

[fervent geode]

Oh same then

[vagrant fox]

I would actually start 4 weeks before but I also stopped caring after like 2

[heady rivet]

Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up with a drive and discipline I have never had in my entire life before...

[queen laurel]

I'm a complete idiot so I scream WWWAAAAAAAGGGHH and charge for my stuff

[fervent geode]

That shit must’ve traumatised me coz I studied good that year

[crystal forum]

when i started college i actually studied and aced my exams but the depression took hold and the rest is a bit of a blur

[fervent geode]

There’s something depressing about college

[queen laurel]

I cannot study for shit and cannot learn for shit so I compensate by putting my head down and charging like a rhino

[fervent geode]

Idk what it is

[vagrant fox]

I started developing completely smooth brain for my finals, I slept like 3 hours a night and kept having dreams about planting a dookie on the examinators table

[queen laurel]

not a sustainable way of life but

eh

[crystal forum]

might be the unrealistic expectations

[fervent geode]

Probably that

It’s really not “all that” when you get there

[crystal forum]

work life is nowhere near as stressful as school, even if both can get bad

[fervent geode]

“High School 2.0”

[vagrant fox]

Drinking was fun, being poor not so much

[crystal forum]

because at least with work THERES NO HOMEWORK

[vagrant fox]

the rest I could've left

[crystal forum]

i'll be the unc when i enter uni

probably

[fervent geode]

My bosses can’t beat me legally, my teachers ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not anymore but back then maybe they could’ve

[crystal forum]

damn you're from that generation

[fervent geode]

Caning is still a thing in ASEAN

[crystal forum]

these days teachers will rather psychologically torture you

[vagrant fox]

I just escaped canings by being swag

[crystal forum]

i think i would have rather been beaten

[vagrant fox]

My sister had left-handedness caned out of her

[fervent geode]

Truke

[fervent geode]

Sigma

[fervent geode]

Happened to my aunt

Apparently they said that left handedness is bad handwriting

Like why tf

[vagrant fox]

It is known that lefties are just naturally evil

[crystal forum]

so much generational trauma probably started in schools

im left handed but my terrible handwriting is unrelated

[fervent geode]

Someone died in my moms school because they were forced to do like a hundred squats for some punishment

[fervent geode]

I’m ambidextrous both sides wrote absolute shit

[lament shoal]

Please tell me the school was sued for that or something

[fervent geode]

I think something like that happened

[vagrant fox]

lmbo no

[crystal forum]

it was just normal

[fervent geode]

They had to pay a fuckload and the teacher got fired

Nothing else happened

[crystal forum]

hell, not even 50 years ago we had schools mass murdering natives here in canada

[vagrant fox]

that's a surprise

[lament shoal]

Good

[fervent geode]

They still squat students

[vagrant fox]

usually teachers just get away with shit outside of being a nonce

[fervent geode]

There was no suit tho I think

[heady rivet]

When I was in 1st grade my top guy was Michael, who was the only left-handed person in the class and we were all children so he'd be like "Check this" and then write his name and we'd holler and hoot like crazy. 6 years ago I looked up a bunch of former classmates and he's in prison for felony murder. Its always fun to be a child and experience new things

[fervent geode]

Just a compensation to not sue I guess

[fervent geode]

RIP

[fervent geode]

I think it’s coz someone died

[crystal forum]

death

[vagrant fox]

kids die all of the time

[languid meadow]

Southern

[crystal forum]

"southern"

[fervent geode]

True

[crystal forum]

that accent is faker than your province

[languid meadow]

Everything is fake brotato

[fervent geode]

Canadian War

[crystal forum]

it's more like me kicking down

[hallow plover]

Canada is a fake country

[languid meadow]

I got a chunk of Inuit plus a decent chunk of first Nation my people have been here longer than you frog boy

[queen laurel]

any country that spawns someone like XQC is not a real country bro

[languid meadow]

Got dat status

[viral halo]

Canada has limited time remaining

the day of the rake is coming

[fervent geode]

Good

[viral halo]

be ready leafs

[languid meadow]

Why are you dante now

Go back to being a clown

[fervent geode]

Dante killed Siggy and is using the account duh

[queen laurel]

he told me the clown gig didn't work out

[viral halo]

My entire life I've had a rotation of dante, char aznable, and solid snake as my pfps

it's dependent on season

[hallow plover]

[languid meadow]

Quebec spawned him therefore.mm

Quebec is a fake nation

[fervent geode]

Quebec and Montreal should burn down the rest of Canada

Starting with Prince Rupert

[celest dome]

Quebec gave us Celine Dion

[fervent geode]

And until Newfoundland

[wintry cloud]

Only place i can send this and be safe

[hallow plover]

I know we lost two referendums

[celest dome]

The rest can be burned away

[hallow plover]

At least i'm not from ontario

[fervent geode]

If Quebec and Montreal massacre the entirety of Ontario nothing would be lost

[storm jungle]

you know if you post it everywhere else you'll get "erm its not that deep broski"

[wintry cloud]

Literally

[lament shoal]

One of my favorite maul lines

[crystal forum]

and we took her back

[languid meadow]

Vegans piss me off

[fervent geode]

Las Vegans

[heady rivet]

Human /v/ (derogatory)

[languid meadow]

They rather preach morals than systemic issues with the mass farming

[queen laurel]

Yeah they don't even taste good

I swear vegan ribs are a scam

[fervent geode]

Wasn’t that crazy vegan lady from Canada

[crystal forum]

i know enough chill vegans to not paint them all under the same brush

[viral halo]

Honestly in my perfect future the vegans are the first group to perish under my encomienda system of labor

[fervent geode]

The one saying like kill all meat eaters or smth

[fervent geode]

Same here

[languid meadow]

I know most are fine

[viral halo]

I've met two vegans, one was a communist and the other was a nazi

[languid meadow]

They still piss me off

[fervent geode]

But I guess they are vegetarians the one I know

[celest dome]

I quite like vegan food

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[fervent geode]

That’s the expectation

[crystal forum]

not supporting the meat industry is simply a based choice

[queen laurel]

She is

[vagrant fox]

Tofu is a fraud perpetuated by big vegan

[fervent geode]

I think the vegan meat is fine tasting but too expensive lmfao

[fervent geode]

Ahhh

[queen laurel]

Look I have nothing against vegans but I do have something against those that scream very loud with your face if you're eating chicken right in front of them

[languid meadow]

The meat industry is bad yeah

[viral halo]

being vegan is performative

[celest dome]

Beans is just a better source of protein than tofu

[spring cairn]

i follow a Mediterranean diet u are all worms to me

[fervent geode]

It is bad no doubt

[languid meadow]

But I hate how they act like eating meat isn't natural

[crystal forum]

they keep fucking up the basic idea of flavoring soy it's wild

[languid meadow]

Like bitch we wouldn't have canines if it wasn't

[fervent geode]

But like that doesn’t mean everyone who eats meat and hunts is Jason Voorhees

[viral halo]

Vegan meat is also terrible for you

[queen laurel]

Look the meat industry is bad but screaming at my face as I am enjoying my food isn't a good thing like I get it I want my food before being fed to me to have lived a beautiful life and got the respectful happy thing it deserves but like

[crystal forum]

anyways if indians can manage to get so much flavor with no meat then so can we

[queen laurel]

Why don't you address the issue instead of screaming at me

[fervent geode]

It’s kinda impressive

[viral halo]

sorry sweaty that delish cuisine is a direct product of caste slavery so you can't enjoy it

[heady rivet]

First time someones looked at India and felt a positive vibe in like 20 years

[languid meadow]

If lab grown meat is the exact same nutritionally and taste wise yeah I'll eat that

[fervent geode]

Bulgur you don’t run the meat industry???

[vagrant fox]

It's very simple, I eat a lot of chickpeas and rice and it tastes bussin with the right spices

[viral halo]

stg my local indian restaurant has dalits chained to the kitchen tables making butter chicken on an assembly line

[queen laurel]

If I did I would be selling chaos spawn meat so no

[spring cairn]

it's hard to argue against eating meat being bad morally unless you fully think animals are inherently inferior and deserve the treatment

[queen laurel]

I'm sparing everyone the idea

[fervent geode]

I’m down for it

[crystal forum]

if i can manage to live in canada and not be horribly racist against indians then idk what excuse other people have

[languid meadow]

I love Sikhs

[viral halo]

oh so the welsh can fuck them but I'm the asshole for enjoying lamb chops

[languid meadow]

Hindus have been mean to me but it's whatever I won't judge all of them

[fervent geode]

Who’s making the garlic naan

[spring cairn]

it's fun question to talk about tho

we used to do that a lot in my philosophy class

[languid meadow]

I personally see no moral issue in eating pigs

Since they would eat you as well

[fervent geode]

They would eat us yeah

So we eat them

[crystal forum]

you cant tell me a cow is less dirty than a pig

both are gross

[spring cairn]

They do not deserve bad treatment

[languid meadow]

Cows are cute

[spring cairn]

but they are less than us

[viral halo]

It doesn't matter they get cleaned and processed

[spring cairn]

for me

[fervent geode]

Yeah the meat industry is very bad to them

But like

[queen laurel]

look i might enjoy food like chicken steak or things like that but every day i respect and thank them of their sacrifices to deliver the food to me and the best i can do is enjoy the energy they provide to me

[fervent geode]

Eating them is uh

[viral halo]

every hand you've ever shook has touched a penis who cares about animals being dirty

[languid meadow]

It's not about them being dirty in a way to me it's just I rather they're treated humanly before being eaten

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/contemplating-thinking-gif-17339853886032698653

[crystal forum]

most of the ocean has passed through at least one bladder

we live on piss!

[queen laurel]

yeah that's it

[viral halo]

had to delete my wildly offensive reply

[fervent geode]

I’m thinking of all the hands I’ve ever shook

[viral halo]

I'm on a roll like butter

[crystal forum]

wild coming from you

[fervent geode]

All the penii

[viral halo]

I have my limits

[queen laurel]

Yeah like a very happy nicely treated animal is something they deserve

you going to feed me may as well treat them wellh

[fervent geode]

Defo

[viral halo]

Yeah I want my animal wined and dined before pressurized air is fired into its skull, obliterating its brain entirely in a milisecond

I eat VEAL mfs I am EVIL

[crystal forum]

getting the anton shigur treatment

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dmc5-vergil-gif-16635346035922372598

[fervent geode]

Veal cutlets good

[storm jungle]

was having this argument with my family last night

[fervent geode]

Wienerschnitzel good

[storm jungle]

the bias towards pig meat is hilarious

literally every cattle animal is filthy as shit

(literally)

[viral halo]

it's almost entirely religious in origin

[fervent geode]

It’s all a conspiracy actually

[languid meadow]

The only meat I will not eat at all because it's cruel and tastes like shit

Is veal

Or whatever the baby cow shit is

[storm jungle]

It is but we arent even religious, its like a muslim cultural osmosis

[fervent geode]

A man has been influencing all religions to do this

https://tenor.com/view/amor-gif-10758667656717415642

[viral halo]

I've met muslim dudes who would fuck anything that walked but wouldn't touch pork

I respect it lmfao

[crystal forum]

humanity really domesticated the hog only to then say it's a gross animal

we're the worst

[viral halo]

shoutout to jews for that

[fervent geode]

They really did

[heady rivet]

CK2 decadance mechanic is just what muslim dudes see in the corner of their vision at all times

[fervent geode]

Average day in Malaysia

[queen laurel]

pork chops sinugba and lechon are some of the tastiest things I've eaten

[viral halo]

My persian friend was super religious before we got to college and he had tequila and chicks throwing it back on him

[arctic talon]

💀

[queen laurel]

pigs are goated foods

[languid meadow]

Wfoods

[fervent geode]

Pigs are fr goated foods

[heady rivet]

Many such cases!

[crystal forum]

the liberal propaganda got to him

[solid horizon]

human meat

[fervent geode]

Literally everyone at my old college

[rocky gale]

There was a politician here who got elected here because the EU wanted to ban one of the artificial flavouring we used in our Smokey Bacon crisps and he convinced everyone that it was a Muslim plot to ban it because it was Bacon.

[viral halo]

I used to traumatize the priest every Sunday in college after partying

forgive me father for I must confess some shit

[crystal forum]

the EU is really going down the same shitty path as us huh

[fervent geode]

My colleg didn’t have parties so I’m seething here rn

[viral halo]

I used to just rip tequila and cocaine

[languid meadow]

There was the EU politician who wanted all wolves killed because one killed her farm animal

[crystal forum]

it has come to the point where i cant even hear news about sweden anymore without assuming it's going to involve racist stuff

wild how many people care about swedish crime statistics

[fervent geode]

Top 10 EUPs

[viral halo]

All the swedes in my discord are super liberal until Malmo gets brought up

[queen laurel]

really not thinking about the ecosystem huh

[rocky gale]

and then after getting elected he posted this picture of him eating the crisps

[fervent geode]

Democracy manifest or smth

[languid meadow]

Politicians can't think past their next meal so

[arctic talon]

Does anyone have the deranged tier tweet of the US politician wanting to kill all seals

[viral halo]

I'd be a great politician

[arctic talon]

To reduce fish prices

[viral halo]

I was teaching AP Gov the other day having a blast

[queen laurel]

Why is he eating it like squidward trying a krabby Patty

[languid meadow]

Lol wtf

[rocky gale]

That feeling when your country votes for a fascist because of crisps

[crystal forum]

better than egg prices

[viral halo]

If I don't have at least one egg a day I turn into a ferocious animal

[fervent geode]

The greatest argument against Democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter

[languid meadow]

We showed this chimp the median voters opinions

[celest dome]

That's Van Der layen or something the big European president thingy, forgot her title.
And was her horse iirc

[languid meadow]

Lol

[crystal forum]

it's hard not to fall into the trap of believing most people are barely sentient automatons when it's almost statistically true

[arctic talon]

Found it

[languid meadow]

Evil name

[arctic talon]

https://bsky.app/profile/gluesenkampperez.house.gov/post/3mjpafai44k24

Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (@gluesenkampperez.house.gov)

These big boys are driving up food costs for families by gorging on salmon. I’m doing something about it

tinyurl.com/mr27j4nz

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Bluesky · Apr 17, 2026, 3:27 PM

[heady rivet]

Aw gee what happened there

[fervent geode]

President of the European Union, Ursula Van Der Leyen

[celest dome]

Was close enough

[fervent geode]

She also banned the Bundesheer from singing the Panzerlied

Asshole

[vagrant fox]

I thought it was an Irish polician who did this

[viral halo]

yea because every 4 years in America, Wisconsin's fattest hogs collectively vote based on how many interracial couples they saw in commercials and plunge america into the next era of the wolf

[fervent geode]

Amazing

[celest dome]

Here's the story about the Horse and wolf https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/jan/27/a-wolf-killed-the-eu-presidents-precious-pony-then-the-fight-to-catch-the-predator-began

[languid meadow]

No Irish politicians are just annoying not destructively annoying

There's a difference

[vagrant fox]

fucking von der leyen

[crystal forum]

europeans HATE wolves

[fervent geode]

They invented that fucking butter burger there innit

[viral halo]

And I HATE EUROPEANS

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[celest dome]

Most people don't care, but Hunters and Farmers hate them and refuse to see them reintroduced.

[crystal forum]

and those are the worst ones because they can just go out back and shoot them

[celest dome]

And both lobby very hard against Wolf protections systems

[crystal forum]

it's so fucking dumb

[fervent geode]

They literally hate the ecosystem

Coz money

[crystal forum]

no natural predators is so bad for the ecosystem

[celest dome]

Even when it's illegal they go and poison them

[vagrant fox]

no it was also an Irish guy

Big politics is out for the seals

[viral halo]

Love ireland bc guiness

[fervent geode]

Big Blubber vs Big Oireachtas

[languid meadow]

Irish politicians annoy tf out of me

[crystal forum]

thats what im saying yeah. it's not like the government can post cops in every forest

[viral halo]

if I don't have at least one egg and 3 guinessi a day I go insane

if I don't have at least one egg and 3 guinesses and 5 zyns a day I go insane

[languid meadow]

Mainly because their biggest one was weirdly anti Ukraine and pro Russian for something

Pissed me off

[vagrant fox]

Local farmers here fucking hate nature they want anything not domesticated entirely eliminated

[rocky gale]

Healy Rae isn't really anyone important tbh

[languid meadow]

EU farmers are just children

[viral halo]

how about we domesticate and breed you Sigsen

[fervent geode]

Local farmers here have done open burnings

[crystal forum]

people havent learnt from the american dustbowl era

[vagrant fox]

It can't be done

[rocky gale]

He's an Independent from Kerry

[vagrant fox]

You just hate Kerry

[rose thorn]

Someone I don’t like is getting cancelled for a reason I don’t like. The other shit I don’t like them for is coming to light so I guess it worked out

[fervent geode]

Siggy tryna increase the Sig Popularion

[crystal forum]

here too

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-why-not-you-stupid-bastard-gif-23978200

[languid meadow]

I know they aren't in a real position of power but the fact they got so much support on such drivel is insane

[crystal forum]

it's always the richer farmers too

[vagrant fox]

busy playing tomodachi life like an incel

[crystal forum]

the ones who own tons of land

[viral halo]

Operation breed sigsen and ungay jay is a go

[crystal forum]

and corpos

[rocky gale]

The thing with Ireland is the more West and South you get the less relevant you become and like, he's from the highlighted area

[crystal forum]

you will have to take the gay from my cold dead hands

[vagrant fox]

Farmers make up 3% of the votes for the main centre-right party here but dictate almost all of the politics it's insane

[fervent geode]

Could be worse

Could be from Mayo

[viral halo]

one of my friends was just fucking dudes like crazy his junior and senior year of college and now that he's graduated he's "straight again"

[languid meadow]

KILL ALL -

[viral halo]

and we asked if he was bisexual and he goes nah that shit was just gay

[heady rivet]

Ah good on him for being cured

[rocky gale]

Mayo and Kerry are in a race for irrelevance tbf

[viral halo]

Truly interesting situation

[fervent geode]

Is that Høyre or Venstre

[crystal forum]

hate to see it happen

[languid meadow]

I don't think rural people should be allowed to dictate anything over the majority yes they should have a voice but they're fucking things up for the rest of us

[fervent geode]

Kerry is near Cork at least

[rocky gale]

Atleast Kerry's got butter

[viral halo]

bro could've put up numbers on OF as a femboy too he just gave it all up

[rocky gale]

Good bit of kerrygold

[fervent geode]

Mayo’s neighbours are as irrelevant as mayo

[crystal forum]

politicians invented the idea that rural people get fucked over by urban people just so they can win over a disproportionate amount of barely educated voters

we're all fucked over by corporations

[vagrant fox]

Højre hasn't existed here for like 100 years, it's venstre

[fervent geode]

Who the fuck would care if sligo fell into the ocean

[fervent geode]

Ah

[rocky gale]

Sligo is fun to say tbf

[fervent geode]

Høyre is still a thing in Norway

[vagrant fox]

centre-right party, named left. Classic

[viral halo]

Only thing I'll ever agree with communists on is that all culture war is manufactured to distract from class war

[fervent geode]

They used to be left in comparison to right lol

[vagrant fox]

yea

[fervent geode]

Until socialdemokratiet was a thing

[crystal forum]

once we get rid of the corpos then we can finally start our class war 💯

as it should be

[vagrant fox]

Yeah it's just funny is all, my mom voted for them because she thought they were lefties

[fervent geode]

Real

[viral halo]

no please don't I like the current system

[fervent geode]

That’s based actually

[heady rivet]

It is sad to see people say this and still engage in culture war like at least the other guy is just ignorant

[fervent geode]

Someone should make a communist party called like national fascist war evil party

[crystal forum]

we should get rid of most if not all politicians

[fervent geode]

And someone should make a fascist party called international communist proletarian Democratic Party

[vagrant fox]

Pull a Taiwan Communist Party you say

[heady rivet]

Maybe a political party should listen to voter demands instead of demanding the voters listen to them as they slowly lose power

[crystal forum]

fascism is the one system you'll never see put directly in the title

wonder why

[fervent geode]

Believe it or not they were never communist, the leader never read Marx or Lenin and was a rich farmer larping with an edgy name lol

So yes very apt

[fervent geode]

Partito Nazionale Fascista

[viral halo]

can you guys vote for me

[fervent geode]

The one party

[crystal forum]

you dont really need to read lenin's works to be a communist

[fervent geode]

Sure

[viral halo]

I will institute plato's republic

[fervent geode]

Marx is essential though

[viral halo]

yea you just need to be a braindead serf

[fervent geode]

He didn’t know what Kapital or the Manifesto even was

[heady rivet]

Can we do that but instead of disenfranchised women its just no women at all. Just one for the bros?

[crystal forum]

ayn rand lover!

[fervent geode]

More or less

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-serious-who-cares-gif-5388395

Wait is he the Rock

[crystal forum]

the only people who i think genuinely are stupid and dont think through their political beliefs is right wing libertarians

[fervent geode]

Look at him vro he’s the rock

[arctic talon]

@heady rivet hive scum are back in stock

[crystal forum]

the rest at least put some effort you know

[fervent geode]

And Ancaps

Their whole ideology is no tax no government

[crystal forum]

ancaps are in that category

[fervent geode]

Fair

They don’t think beyond that

[heady rivet]

Call me when its Palanite Haunts

[fervent geode]

And nonces too

[crystal forum]

because it always loops back to quasi government

if you put even the barest amount of thought

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

and it's usually just an excuse to increase profits anyways

with no actual political belief

[fervent geode]

They don’t realise what they want is basically complete anarchy

Like hell

[crystal forum]

it isn't though

[fervent geode]

Like I’m beating the shit out of someone in Tesco because no one can stop me

[crystal forum]

it's the opposite, it ends up super hierarchical

[fervent geode]

It will be for a bit

Then corporations take over

And yeah it’s hierarchical again

[crystal forum]

even more hierarchical than with governments

because corporations are massive bureaucracies

[heady rivet]

Anarchism as an entire belief BTFO'd by one tweet

[rocky gale]

NI politics is great because if you're a unionist you can vote for the Democratic Unionist Party (Far right), or the Ulster Unionist Party (Slightly Less Far Right), or the Traditional Unionist Voice (Farther Far Right) or the Progressive Unionist Party (Centre Left) Unfortunately the PUP are also a paramilitary and their members are pretty much all convicted murderers.

[fervent geode]

And there is no representation in corporations lol

[crystal forum]

literally yeah

it's just goverment except with no basic human rights

which is probably what these morons want

[fervent geode]

What if you unironically vote for Saoirse

[rocky gale]

Saoirse Ronan? I mean she's a great actress but I dunno about her political qualifications

[crystal forum]

right wing anarchism is just weird

[viral halo]

the room of any actual anarchist

[rocky gale]

Oh Saoradh, I'm pretty sure I'd get shot for even saying their name.

[heady rivet]

Anarchism is just "I dont like being told what to do" and its 98% teenagers or genuine narcissists

[rose thorn]

Are these scare tanks from monsters inc?

[crystal forum]

anarchism is also even more misunderstood than communism which is to be expected

but is a sad reality

[fervent geode]

I mean Saoradh

[rose thorn]

I came here to complain about anti-religion people being annoying on Twitter

[fervent geode]

Fucking autocorrect

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

Probably they’d do some council to distribute them or smth

It’s been a while since I read Kropotkin

[crystal forum]

taking direct action is always a plus

[rose thorn]

Anti-religion people when someone’s Christian:

Anti religion people when someone is Muslim:

[fervent geode]

Kropotkin understands the issues of communism very well

Bakunin too

Despite his uh

[crystal forum]

people would rather think in the end goal of an ideology instead of the means to achieve it

[fervent geode]

Other views

[fervent geode]

They aren’t anti religion generally unless it’s like idk Richard Dawkins, they could just be racist

[crystal forum]

the anarchists ive met irl are some of the most compassionate people ive known

[fervent geode]

Many of the ideological ones are

It’s an ideal of human liberation lol

[rose thorn]

Literally every person who titles themselves “anti religion” I’ve seen had just been racist

[crystal forum]

idk why anybody would be against that. it's not like anarchists are at risk of taking over anything anytime soon anyways

[fervent geode]

More or less lol

[rose thorn]

“To fix the romani (pretend I used the slur) we must exterminate their religion”

[sacred ginkgo]

Hit genchat pull

[spare osprey]

Hey Maggie, I think you're 100% right about Bitzbox.

[fervent geode]

It’s a very hard to create ideal and almost all Anarchist territories have been under siege lol, but like they have had their moments like in Catalonia

[rose thorn]

Oh?

I got scared for a second

[fervent geode]

What

[rose thorn]

An example I’ve heard of someone saying

[spare osprey]

The Greatswords are $90 smackaroos, boss.
🥲

[fervent geode]

All the Romani I met were Catholic so uh what the fuck

[rose thorn]

Are the heads on bitzbox

[fervent geode]

Muslim ain’t an ethnicity the fuck

[spare osprey]

A few, yes!

[rose thorn]

Nice!

[fervent geode]

I hate everything now

[heady rivet]

Who the hell needs to ask what oil wrestling is

[rocky gale]

Irish Romani are different to other Romani

[rose thorn]

You only really need to convert your characters and champions (I forgot the 40K term) to keep the theming if you are strapped

[sacred ginkgo]

General Chat

[fervent geode]

Crucible?

[spare osprey]

Nonetheless, I got the time to mull over stuff before heading home.

[fervent geode]

Fair

[heady rivet]

But they're freaks over there

[rocky gale]

The Irish Travellers aren't actually related to the Romani people at all

[fervent geode]

I think I met them with my Irish friends but like

[rocky gale]

They just share some cultural similarities and face the same discrimination

[spare osprey]

Just trying to eyeball what'll look right together.
Arms are stuuupid.

[crystal forum]

i dont remember his name but a professor who went around the world to learn about this talked about how anarchism is way more prevalent than we think. most small scale communities in the world operate under anarchist ideas even if it's unintentional, but they'll never call themselves anarchist out of fear of being curb stomped into non existence

[fervent geode]

I met an Italian Romani once and he was also Catholic

[rose thorn]

Muslim is an identity relating to both religion and race, similar to Jewish people

[sacred ginkgo]

Some are freaks but some are distastefully normal

[fervent geode]

Not really

Muslims have been of many races and identities and nationalists

Like Bai Chongxi

Or Ma Bufang

[rose thorn]

Yes, literally what I’m saying

[fervent geode]

Yeah, mutual cooperation and autonomy is literally normal

[fervent geode]

Yeah so it’s like not an ethnicity

Like you know someone’s ethnically Thai

Saying ethnically Muslim is like you know both the Pope and Mobutu were ethnically Catholic

[heady rivet]

Man travels world to learn about "Sense of community"

[crystal forum]

he was doing it because he was an anthropologist. it's david graeber now i remember

[rose thorn]

You can inherent an identity through blood, sometimes it’s controlled by the identity like inheriting Judaism from your mother or there is a bloodline of connection. There are people who are ethnically tied to the Muslim identity.

[fervent geode]

That’s true for Judaism because they believe that the Tribe of Israel was chosen by God

But Islam like Christianity is religion of conversion lol

The Prophet SAW travelled and converted people of numerous ethnicities

[rocky gale]

Religion tied to ancestry is a common thing tbh, in NI for example you could be considered "Half protestant"

[fervent geode]

For example Arabs, who technically “founded” the Ummah, have notable Christian populations

[rose thorn]

^

[fervent geode]

Sort of

[crystal forum]

online atheism has been taken over by the alt right

also epstein

[fervent geode]

But if you’re a Catholic Ulster Scot your still an Ulster Scot

[rocky gale]

Yea but no one actually tracks the Ulster Scot bit

[crystal forum]

i used to hate rebecca watson and now i support her on patreon

[fervent geode]

It’s coz of the lines blurring there

[fervent geode]

Yeah

Like in Malaysia you could be Muslim Chinese and people call you a Malay

But your ethnically Chinese

[rose thorn]

Muslims still originate from a location and an ethnicity tied to it

Usually

[vagrant fox]

I knew some glaswegians who tracked ulster scott things but not seriously

[fervent geode]

What’s the ethnicity tied to Islam then

There’s no tribe of Islam

[heady rivet]

The famously Catholic Church hating Alt Right, who also famously look down on the American Protestant denominations

[fervent geode]

It’s described in the Qur’an as Allah SWT’s religion for all humanity

There is some pedigree if your a Sayyid or a Quraishi

But like nothing is stopping a Muslim from coming from Bosnia as much as from New Guinea

Whereas Jews track their lineages

And conversion is much more restricted

[crystal forum]

i cant even tell if you're serious or trolling

[fervent geode]

I think a good example is the Kaifeng Jewish Community which tracked its lineages for centuries fell apart when the floods and chaos of the late Qing Era destroyed the community and records

[crystal forum]

which is the inevitable result of never engaging in a conversation seriously

[fervent geode]

But the Central Plains Muslims continue to endure and take in new converts even as some older Muslims forget the religion (esp out of community in Fujian)

There are some ethnic splits associated with Islam (Hui People)

But it’s not inherent to the religion

[heady rivet]

I think you just attribute all criticism of non-Western religions, valid or not, to be "Alt Right" tbph

[spare osprey]

Forgive me, Tempestus Aquilons.
You're better used for making my señores and señoras in funné hats look good.

[rose thorn]

The origin of Judaism like most inherited identities is still argued over, while some is more well known than others there is always an unknown mystery. Additionally when you draw the line in the sand to be ethnically Jewish. Muslims as an ethnicity are tied mostly back to Yugoslavia there is still deeper roots

[crystal forum]

there isn't even just one sect of islam

[fervent geode]

Yeah

Shia, Sunni, Khawarij

[rocky gale]

Yugoslavia?

Really?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

Huh

[fervent geode]

I mean Muslim as an ethnicity is just a thing in Yugoslavia and Gansu

That’s it

And those are really Northeastern Chinese and Bosnians

[heady rivet]

Whabbi, Salafi, Sufi, etc

[crystal forum]

no i'm talking about how a lot of the bigger anti religious figureheads are now either partly or fully funded by the alt right

[fervent geode]

Which is sort of why it’s called Bosnia and not Muslimov

[fervent geode]

Those are mostly Sunni subdivisions

Wahhabis are radical Salafis

[rocky gale]

Even Dawkins went full Terf

[crystal forum]

dawkins was friends with epstein

[fervent geode]

sufis can be Sunni or Shia but most Tariqats are Sunni iirc

[fervent geode]

Wood Elf Jumpscare

I’d die

[rocky gale]

Na that's definitely an Imperial

[spare osprey]

I don't even like Scions...
But I require Carapace...

[fervent geode]

Wait wait

Maybe those ears aren’t that pointy

Hmph

[languid meadow]

no those are pointy ears

breton

it's a breton

[fervent geode]

You win

[rose thorn]

Anywya my point was “they shouldn’t add head dresses to tomagachi life because then they should add the KKK” is an insane take that only the most briandead twitter uses would rationalize

[fervent geode]

Completely agree

[heady rivet]

The RF stands for something in that and I assure you Dawkins aint a Radfem. Especially with his history of stepping over womens voices and claiming a his male authority supercedes their lived experience, but nevertheless

[fervent geode]

What the fuck has a hijab to do with KKK robes

[vagrant fox]

much

apparently

[fervent geode]

Hijab is part of Sunnah the KKK are nutjobs who use religion as an excuse to terrorise people

[rocky gale]

I know but Terf has just become a byword for it and none of the people it refers to are actually Radfems

[rancid cove]

What the fuck has been chat talking about while i was gone

[heady rivet]

"Symbols of oppression" would be what they were aiming for

[rose thorn]

My guess is they were trying to include Capirote which makes no sense

[fervent geode]

Idt they know what capirotes even are lol they called it KKK robe it’s prob some racist

[heady rivet]

Women catching strays for a mans actions say it aint so

[spare osprey]

The usual lore channel zany topics.

[languid meadow]

my dark woke take is that we shouldn't respect cultures that oppress people and we should push for change

[heady rivet]

But like yeah its clearly this

[fervent geode]

Mayhaps, but like one is generally something you put on yourself and the other is something people put on before a lynching

[rose thorn]

I literally do think they should add wheelchairs and head dresses and monochromia that would be fucking cool

[fervent geode]

Although in a cultural context I get what they might’ve meant

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/no-correlation-math-functions-reaction-gif-9655312368731377432

[heady rivet]

The person making this tweet clearly sees the headdress as a symbol of oppression and equates it to the KKK robes on the same grounds. Its really not that hard to work out

Am I tweaking or what. I'm not saying they right but like thats clearly what they mean

[rose thorn]

(White) People flipping their shit at niqabs on social media recently is on a similar note

Dog they live in New York they are literally eating a hotdog if they didn’t wanna wear a niqab they wouldn’t

[rocky gale]

Wait, I think they're referring to the robes that the Spanish wear during Holy Week, which people would use to make KKK robes

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/DietKatz/status/2051364705248125356?s=20

Diet Katz (@DietKatz)

Its very uncanny to see people drawing what US soldiers actually look like.

Quoting ella🌸 (@ellamaxxing)
︀

**💬 3 🔁 1 ❤️ 74 👁️ 1.9K **

FxTwitter · May 4, 2026, 6:13 PM

[rose thorn]

Yeah a capirote

[spare osprey]

Holy shit, the Solar Auxilia Lasrifle Section's weapons look... wonk as Hell.

[heady rivet]

As we all know, nobody will ever act in ways they don't actually want to for the purpose of the culture they were brought up in. Clearly the ONLY option is they want to

[heady rivet]

Unrealistic this guy should have a mustache thats just not beyond his lips

Deployment stache

[languid meadow]

someone is making a WW1 colony game

that's crazy

[heady rivet]

I played the playtest of that

Dig In

[languid meadow]

yeah

[heady rivet]

If thats the game you mean

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/a8yWdDksqc0?si=b72n15lF4ErDQ9d8

[rose thorn]

Like literally every time a picture of someone wearing a niqab is posted on Twitter poeple flip out about Muslim being an “evil religion that must make women suffer”

[heady rivet]

I hope they optimized it because BOY it chugged

[heady rivet]

Yes and

[languid meadow]

I feel like there's a difference between women choosing it willingly and um... most of the ME

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-pain-crying-gif-19361950

This

[languid meadow]

and violence against women who don't wear it

[rose thorn]

Earlier we were taking about anti religion people just being racist towards Muslims that’s what I was wrapping back to

[heady rivet]

For every one girl in Hijab in a western country that insists its a choice there's like 5 women that cannot legally leave their home in Afghanistan and 20 more in the MENA region that will get beaten at best

[languid meadow]

yea

[heady rivet]

IMAGINE getting flexed on by the US Postal Service

[raven stone]

I mean one cannot deny the majority of Muslims right now have a very conservativ reading of the Koran, which really does diminish the position of women in both family and society...
Though I suppose you can say the headwear style itself is disproportionately associated with the religion.

[heady rivet]

100% in my algorithm because the Postal Inspector edit

https://youtu.be/AfeMn3EkSmU

[rose thorn]

It’s mostly a product terfs being racist towards Muslims and disguising it as fighting for women’s rights in the cases I’m referencing

[raven stone]

OK yea, context matters too, so not surprising some people are jumping it on from the completely wrong point

[rose thorn]

The cause of all the evil in the world, the British.

[languid meadow]

dont think russia is britain but they're close in ties for evilness

[rose thorn]

Oh my god I just discovered the Pete the wargamer community

[lyric lagoon]

🇮🇱

[rose thorn]

THEY MADE NECRONS INTO SPACE MARINES

[hallow saddle]

good or bad? im hoping good

pete seems very decent

[spare osprey]

[rose thorn]

Yeah he just literally makes every kit into a space marine

[jade holly]

Bro’s going absolutely ham on the keyboard in the back

[rose thorn]

It’s some HH unit lmao

[jade holly]

Fucking pizzeria animatronic looking ass pose lmao

[spare osprey]

The Astartes Everywhere System.

[jade holly]

System of a Creed

[storm jungle]

i got cancer looking at this

[rose thorn]

It’s ALL SPACE MARINES

[jade holly]

Always has been

[spare osprey]

SHOW MORE--

[jade holly]

Is there any weapon in 40K that looks similar to what this guy is holding at all?

Maybe not exactly but the idea of it?

[rose thorn]

Someone is making a zombie space marine killteam

[jade holly]

Am I crazy or is that a Fallout Power Armor helmet on that Terminator?

[rose thorn]

It is

[jade holly]

How tf did I catch that

[spare osprey]

Autism.

[rose thorn]

Fallout helmets look very out of place on space marines

[jade holly]

I’m not even that into Fallout lmao

[rose thorn]

The bash looks good they just- why not nurgle marines what

[spare osprey]

Point stands!

[rose thorn]

It looks like t-60 to me

[languid meadow]

https://youtu.be/y1L99shJ1bY?si=ITZ1BaZZBtZxngSW oh yeah this came out

[spare osprey]

Also, I'm starting to realize there's some truth to the "Plastic Crack" term to this shit.

[jade holly]

Oh for fuck’s sake Disney

https://www.wdwmagic.com/attractions/big-thunder-mountain-railroad/news/03may2026-big-thunder-mountain-railroad-closed-after-apparent-fire-incident-on-its-reopening-at-magic-kingdom.htm

Bruh I was waiting for that to open back up

[rose thorn]

Which looks almost exactly the same lmao

[rocky gale]

It's over for me, I've been hooked into Baron's War. I'm no longer just a Fantasy/SciFi Wargamer. I got got by the Historical Wargamers

[rose thorn]

?

[rocky gale]

Baron's war, it's a historical Skirmish game

[rose thorn]

Oh wargames Atlantic

[rocky gale]

They were just so nice

One of the dudes at the hobby shop was like "You can just play for me" like the guy paid for the timeslot and he was going to just let me play with his models in his timeslot

[rose thorn]

Awawa

[rocky gale]

I refused and just watched, but still

[rose thorn]

I can’t play “same faction vs same faction” games it never works for me

[rocky gale]

They aren't the same faction, the opponents are dirty traitors to the false king

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663756150709420034/1500578945156911297/image.png?ex=69f99b4b&is=69f849cb&hm=71f0bfef706f789b044599ba3f879b9c3dcadcd86a82f887214882f73154e92b&

🥵

[rancid cove]

God let Anissa be real and I repopulate Viltrum with her by myself

[heady rivet]

The wrinkles and white hair are manifesting

[rancid cove]

Are you talking with experience?

[heady rivet]

Historical wargaming is for people with 401k

[rancid cove]

Just say you're okd

Old

[heady rivet]

You hit 28 and BOOM you're hanging out with someones 63 year old uncle playing lists based on Agincourt or Waterloo

[mossy peak]

https://x.com/emperorsarchive/status/2051386838858817862?s=46

Emperor's Archive (@EmperorsArchive)

I think I made a mistake somewhere… #Warhammer40k #warhammer #40k

X · May 4, 2026, 7:41 PM

[rancid cove]

Why is Alpharius and Omegon black

[heady rivet]

Lynxie you cant just ask people that

[rancid cove]

And god Lorgar looks like a girl

[opaque coyote]

I like the T-60 as an idea

I hate how it like

[rancid cove]

WHY ARE THEY COLORED LIKE THAT

[opaque coyote]

Was classified as better than T-51

It makes sense if you think of it like

The US military refurbishing a bunch of old T-45's

[mossy peak]

idk the only traitor primarchs i recognize are angron horus magnus and mortarion

[lament shoal]

Hellcat best power armor

[opaque coyote]

Since apparently the T-60 still has the same armor weak points as the T-45

[rancid cove]

Are you fr

I can name everyone in there

[mossy peak]

those are the only ones i’ve read the fandom page for

[rancid cove]

You're reading THE FANDOM PAGE????

[rose thorn]

Well pre war it never left the US because of said weaknesses and they never had time to fix it. In modern fallout the BoS has found the blueprints and been making more T-60

[rancid cove]

STOOOOO

OPEN THE LEXICANUM NNNNNOOW

[lament shoal]

Did bro just admit to using the fandom wiki

[rancid cove]

LEXICANUM

[lament shoal]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[rancid cove]

USE THE LEXICANUM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-no-no-no-gif-15094791629266170630

[rose thorn]

Which in game their fixed versions of the T-60 is represented by the B C D E F variants

[quiet orchid]

let him use what he want to

[opaque coyote]

Yeah as a result I always felt it was basically just

"The T-51 is better but this is cheaper to make"

[mossy peak]

every time i’ve seen the lexicanum it’s like 2 pages long

[rancid cove]

The fandom wiki hasn't updated their Siege of Terra section ever since the NOVELS RELEASED IN 2021

LEXICANUM UPDATED IT THE WEEK THE BOOKS RELEASED

[lament shoal]

But at least the info on there is actually correct lmao

[quiet orchid]

stop being a chud, let bro be happy

[lament shoal]

You can read two pages dawg it ain’t hard

[rancid cove]

The wiki lowkey makes shit up

They take info out of their ass and dont cite sources

Lexicanum is way more accurate and better to use

[mossy peak]

no like it’s too short fandom pages are like 20 pages

[opaque coyote]

Tbf half of the Horus Sloperesy can be summarized like that

[rancid cove]

Do you watch TikTok and Instagram Reels a lot?

Is your attention spam that bad?

There is genuinely no way you can't read the lexicanum

[opaque coyote]

He's complaining that there's not enough info

[crystal forum]

imagine if fallout didnt have power armour

[opaque coyote]

Not that there's too much

[crystal forum]

idk if bethesda would have even picked it up

[rancid cove]

Bro the wiki page MAKES UP MOST OF THE TEXT THERE

THE PAGES ARE LONG BECAUSE THEY MAKE SHIT UP

ITS NOT ACCURATE

[crystal forum]

shitting on the fandom wiki is our moral duty

[heady rivet]

@mossy peak ignore both of the wiki and lexicanum and read the books. I can help you acquire some books for...a certain spin-off

[crystal forum]

or they repeat the same information 10 times

[rancid cove]

Can you send me it too lowkey

[rancid cove]

Literally

[lament shoal]

Smug’s gonna get him hooked on stimms oh no

[heady rivet]

I have before but okay

[quiet orchid]

its probably necromunda babe

[spare osprey]

-# A spin-off you say?

[heady rivet]

Yo thats my SLAVE name you call me Pusher here

[rancid cove]

Look man I have the memory of a fish when it comes to this shit

[crystal forum]

books are a good way to have a sense of the setting but it takes a lot of books from different authors to not be stuck in just one version of the setting

[rancid cove]

True

[crystal forum]

lexi is fine

[mossy peak]

i know what anas archive is im just busy reading the cosmere rn

ill read black library eventualyl

[heady rivet]

Not that.

Check yo DMs, playa

[vagrant fox]

Cosmere more like cashmere

[rancid cove]

If you want long walls of text, read the Black Books

And the codexes

Imperial Armour

And shit

[rose thorn]

Evil ahh aura emoji

[rancid cove]

Liber Hereticus and Loyalists too

[rose thorn]

Looks like you sent him a zip bomb

[vagrant fox]

If Bransan doesn't make the next book good I'll take his writing hand

[heady rivet]

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-grimace-scrunge-gif-26477536

[crystal forum]

tame af

[spare osprey]

Goodness gracious.

[rose thorn]

It’s safe dw

[mossy peak]

https://x.com/divydend/status/2051046281855021212?s=46

div_y (@divydend)

yo i think i'm good

X · May 3, 2026, 9:08 PM

[heady rivet]

OH FUCK WAIT I FORGOT

[rose thorn]

He sent me secundus

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[crystal forum]

lmao

[heady rivet]

118 people cant be wrong. My trove is the best...

[crystal forum]

zip bomb is prob the least nefarious thing you could download from random ass messages

[heady rivet]

Its only missing the Mario Kart rules they put on WarCom recently

[crystal forum]

how do we know it's not just you downloading it 117 times

[heady rivet]

Because it tracks by IP, counter didnt go up when I downloaded it on my laptop

[crystal forum]

VPN

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like you changing your ip

[arctic talon]

725 tb lmao

[jade holly]

724 of that is just a copy pasted version of the Bee Movie in 4k up scaled to 60fps

[heady rivet]

I can produce witnesses that downloaded it that arent me

[storm jungle]

Any non-lex users are dummies

[heady rivet]

I would NOT keep this message up dawg

[storm jungle]

shut up

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny--k01KQTH1E8PA3XV9QCHRJS5AVZC

[heady rivet]

I said before but this trove has haunted me before

[rancid cove]

That's too easy on them

[heady rivet]

People linked me my own trove when I asked for a better scan of Bastions of Law

[rancid cove]

Club them to death

Burn them

Flay them

[arctic talon]

Lmfao

[rocky gale]

I been getting white hairs since I was like 14

[mossy peak]

unzipping it and ultron comes out

[arctic talon]

Ultron is a lot bigger then that

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[rocky gale]

Yea that's why it's zipped and compressed

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[vital ginkgo]

Do all sons of Curze and Corax have dark hair? Can they have blonde or red hair?

[heady rivet]

They can start with that, but the geneseed will turn it black

[jade holly]

Their hair may not start red but it’ll damn sure end red

[heady rivet]

Its a genetic tampering

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Emo Virus

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/antwane-tiana--k01KQTHA2P0C05QSZ52AXTDS3PG

[jade holly]

Emo is Corvus smh

Konrad is edgy

[mossy peak]

both are mid forgettable primarchs

[jade holly]

I’m gonna be honest, I always forget WS and RG exist

they just never seem to get the limelight that much

I mean at least WS have something in Armageddon

[jade holly]

Seeing Pops with that kind of expression is fucking cursed

[mossy peak]

lwk thought rg meant rouboute guilliman for a second and was so confused

[rancid cove]

Wiki user detected

Off with their head

[jade holly]

Wait isn’t Regular Show coming back?

[rancid cove]

No

[rancid cove]

WS also have that part where Khan fights Morty and then finds Magnus

[jade holly]

May 11, 2026

Regular Show: the Lost Tapes

New series

[rancid cove]

I doubt its gonna be as good as the original

Their creative workarounds CN censorship was what made the show good

Their adult show didnt go as hard

[jade holly]

There was one show I really loved when I was younger

Futurama

[mossy peak]

ws are the #1 most mid and forgettable legion

[rancid cove]

Bro says this as the iron hands is literally right there

[hallow saddle]

bruh

nah the cyborg guys are cool

imperial fists or smth

(coping as an IH enjoyer)

oh ur talking about HH, carry on

[rose thorn]

Gw. Where is my Monday model reveal

[fervent geode]

That’s absolute slander

WS are so fucking peak

Scars, the two brotherhood novellas, Path of Heaven and Warhawk are some of the best shit

[rose thorn]

White scars, RG, UM, and IF are the only peak legions

[rose thorn]

Fr

White scars have really really good psykers

[fervent geode]

NL and WB too

[fervent geode]

Yee stormseers

They have their own psychic discipline too

[rose thorn]

And their armor is super well made

[fervent geode]

Peak guys

[rose thorn]

Fr

[rancid cove]

you're one of the 3 IH fans still living

dont be proud of who you are, be ashamed

[quiet orchid]

IH?

[rancid cove]

Iron Hands

meet potential legion

[quiet orchid]

oh

[hallow saddle]

only 40k tho

[rancid cove]

GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE IGNORE THAT MY ONLY GOOD NOVELS COME FROM HH OR I RETIRE

[hallow saddle]

the HH IH stuff suxx brother

lots of it is Kyme

its actual dogshit

[rancid cove]

Yeah and its the only relevant ones

[fervent geode]

IH have their moments

Also Shadrak’s adventures

[hallow saddle]

ah yeah autek mor does pwn

[fervent geode]

I think Guymer wrote those?

[hallow saddle]

guymer wrote the 40k stuff and the primarch novel iirc

idk i have to check

[solid horizon]

Tbh I'd play iron hands if daemon engines and chaos weren't so goddamn cooler

[hallow saddle]

autek mor was mainly from the black books anyway

so thats why its peak

[fervent geode]

It’s a collaboration, apparently the Meduson stuff was written by Abnett, Wraight, Haley, Annandale, MacNeill, Kyme and French

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[rose thorn]

Oh IH fuck too I forgot about them

[rancid cove]

ngl

the one legion i genuinely forget exists is a pretty funny one considering its their entire gimmick

which is the alpha legion

[fervent geode]

It’s not their entire gimmick tho

Smdh

They do frontal assault a lot

And armoured assault

[rose thorn]

Alpha legion always make sure you know they were there

You don’t know when they came but you know when they left

[fervent geode]

They are one of like uh 3 generalist legions

High numbers, high adaptability, high compliance rate

[hollow lantern]

One half of AL was the meme AL we all know and the other half was "hey what about 8000000 tanks"

[fervent geode]

Ultramarines, Word Bearers, Alpha Legion

[hollow lantern]

As far as I'm aware anyway

[fervent geode]

More like both halves could do both jobs

[storm jungle]

Lynx says this but you know if they read the Brooks AL novels they'd become an instant fan

[rancid cove]

I have noticed im a very fan of massive size armies with lot of shit and versatility so maybe/and or shock assault troops and/or sieges

so like

i might

[hollow lantern]

I really like AL until I have to interact with someone who likes AL tbh

[fervent geode]

Most of their fans are absolute memelore shitheads

[solid horizon]

Bro is just a loyalist cosplaying as a chaos lad

[fervent geode]

The real ones are better

[hallow saddle]

is that not just pretty much all the legions

[fervent geode]

Smdh they haven’t done that for 10k years

[rancid cove]

Chaos has the better drip

and aesthetic

[fervent geode]

It’s especially true for the Alpha Legion

[solid horizon]

I was replying to lynx

[fervent geode]

Oh I thought you were talking about the AL lol

[solid horizon]

I like alpha legion as a non bizarre infiltration superspy shit legion

[hallow saddle]

i feel sorry for AL tabletop fans in 40k. theyve got to be the least popular out of all loyalist & chaos

[rancid cove]

Notable prefered strategies
I like armies like the corsairs, black legion, blood angels and iron warriors

[fervent geode]

But yeah all legions could do the shit lynx describes

[hallow saddle]

they dont have anything at all on the tabletop

[solid horizon]

Black Legion is, interestingly

[fervent geode]

Like WB alas

[solid horizon]

Nobody ever paints black legion despite it being display scheme

[fervent geode]

They removed their own coolness