40k-lore-chat

[rocky gale]

New people?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[jade holly]

I could bring a Marine codex to medieval warfare and have the highest kill count

[rose thorn]

Also space marines having DLC codexes is crazy

[jade holly]

Just wait for CSM Supplements

[rose thorn]

Yeah it’s called codex emperor’s children

[rocky gale]

Na that's not developed enough to be a Supplement

[jade holly]

Is the Armageddon box actually coming with 20 whole Boyz?

[rocky gale]

Ye

[rose thorn]

the boyz and gretchen probably share a sprue

[jade holly]

A small price to pay for 10 Grots

[rocky gale]

They'll all share a sprue

[rose thorn]

still copign with gretchin being in 5 mans

[jade holly]

500 Grots 🗣️ 🔥

[rose thorn]

THATS LIKE 800 DOLLARS

[rocky gale]

Everyone knows Grots should come in squads of 30

But GW knows they would be too powerful and have to nerf their numbers

[rose thorn]

So what’s with the recent rise of faction supremacy in space marine players

[rocky gale]

Recent?

[jade holly]

They got the worse end of the Armageddon box and are mad

[hallow plover]

SM fans can't handle a xenos W

[languid meadow]

the old helmets recalled the weirdos

[rose thorn]

lmao like, space marine players haev been alot more "every faciton sucks because they arent space marines" since like mid 10th?

its probably because of the fuckin 6 random ass character model releases

and space marine 2

also it might be HH chudsmoving to 40k because no one plays HH

HH 3rd*

[languid meadow]

Mk VIII and VII acting like green goblin masks

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-mask-gif-17747048515581223060

[hollow lantern]

Nah, if you like HH 2 you're probably not dropping it for 10e ime

10e is what got a bunch of chuds like me to get into HH

[rose thorn]

alot of people REALLY didnt like HH 3 tbh

[languid meadow]

I only like horus humbug is because of solar

[near wasp]

The new ork book came out and nobody told me

[rose thorn]

like 3 new ork books lol

[rancid cove]

Just told an artist to change something to my commission and I feel like this image:

[fervent geode]

I mean those among us would just default to HH 2

We don’t like 40K more

[near wasp]

The new ghaz book

The one that came out six days ago

I found out six days too late

[fervent geode]

HH 3 was fine for my legion but for others a lot of cool shit was butchered and the balance isn’t very good imho

[hollow lantern]

I haven't played 3 yet so I have no strong opinions but I also haven't played 3 yet cause the rules for it kinda look disgusting to me post 2

[fervent geode]

Real

My biggest gripe is warlord traits being killed

[rocky gale]

Always been a thing

Space Marines fanboys being insufferable has been a common thing for over 20 years

You can go back and check the old timey Warhammer forums and you'll see it

[fervent geode]

The whole anti xeno vitriol is an old trash fire

[languid meadow]

sadly it's been given fuel again

[hollow lantern]

I think Warhammer fans as a whole are insufferable and you kinda just find people you like in the 0.7 percent or whatever that aren't

[rocky gale]

Yea, new gens weren't there for the old fashioned Tau Hatred, that shit wasn't a meme.

[rose thorn]

fiar lol

i do remember people being mad that drukhari beat space marines in some book

becuase its "lore inaccurate for drukhari to be able to beat space marines"

[fervent geode]

Drukhari kill space marines all the time lmfao

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warhammer-dawn-of-war-1--k01KQQBK4T0JHVA9CCPP5PTWTTZ

[fervent geode]

Laughable notion

How did our wonderful osseovirus get made

I mean personally I’m starting to just find them hilarious, like raging toddlers

[rose thorn]

because durkhari are fragile space pirates or waht ever

[fervent geode]

Someone should flay their favourite chapter’s marines balls

[rocky gale]

shoots black hole at you

[languid meadow]

this trailer/intro was always so funny because both factions are so stupid lmao, DOW trailers should always be this silly

[daring creek]

What is this from

[languid meadow]

DOW2

[rocky gale]

Ye

[urban spire]

anyone have that 40k community meme on tap?

[languid meadow]

I have the black library one

[vagrant fox]

I have the New Vegas one

[vagrant fox]

nevermind i'm cool

[languid meadow]

lol

[heady rivet]

I got this

[urban spire]

that's the one, thank you 💖

[languid meadow]

notice how eldar aren't there?

if they speak they'll get gutted

[vagrant fox]

Another Avatar of Khaine to the pile

[fervent geode]

40000 and counting!

[languid meadow]

I can shit on HnB for numerous reasons but the eldar episode was pretty cool

I like how the avatar styles on that dread lol

[vagrant fox]

AoK styles in Valedor and that episode and that one time it absolutely dookied on that Black Templar chaplain

The Asuryani will rise again trust

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mmvq6nnx/sunday-preview-take-on-the-red-terror/

[fervent geode]

More Kill Team peak

[crystal forum]

are we fighting communists now

[rocky gale]

The red terror

[hollow lantern]

Neat little headcam on the dude

[rocky gale]

The great enemy

[fervent geode]

Yeah the commies are gonna eat all of us

The Hive Mind is actually Stalin oooooohhh

[languid meadow]

fuck the guard side

[crystal forum]

the bolshevick masses

[languid meadow]

the new red terror looks so good

[hollow lantern]

Wolverines!

[fervent geode]

It actually is

The Guards are cool but pretty standard imo

[fervent geode]

They’ll make good cults and militia

[languid meadow]

peak!

[rocky gale]

Real peak though

[fervent geode]

The Red Terror is excellent

[crystal forum]

who are these guys

[fervent geode]

Celestian Inciduents

[languid meadow]

also jesus the quality difference between the red terror and the gaunts 😭

[rocky gale]

Spectre Squad

[fervent geode]

I actually like them quite a bit

[crystal forum]

where are they from

[vagrant fox]

Celestian Insidiants ☝️ 🤓

[rocky gale]

Warhammer

[languid meadow]

Cadians

they're just Cadians

with cloaks

[rocky gale]

Yea they're Guardsman scouts

[crystal forum]

snooze

[heady rivet]

I'm becoming a heretic so these women can stomp me to death

[fervent geode]

Die

[vagrant fox]

that's what the cadians are

[crystal forum]

i like this guy's heavy stubber tho

looks modern

[vagrant fox]

give me another 10-20 years

[fervent geode]

Big Gun

[rocky gale]

Most importantly

[fervent geode]

Sisters aren’t very patient alas

[vagrant fox]

lies

[rose thorn]

God damn it fuck ass guard lol

[vagrant fox]

Not this one?

[rocky gale]

Pervert

[vagrant fox]

it's 40k lore chat, this is a den of vipers and perversion

[hollow lantern]

General chat is up a few

Genchat is borderline just Y1 zealot/vet chat for the current era of DTcord

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah necromunda release

[rose thorn]

@heady rivet

[hollow lantern]

Ambulls are neat

[fervent geode]

Vet chat is still worse

And going strong

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pervert-anime--k01KQQCQ817NSME58XTH2809MFD

[hollow lantern]

No it isn't lol

[fervent geode]

Fine I concede

After scrolling to the older posts

[hollow lantern]

Y1 vet chat was like

Femboy edating hellscape for the first few months at least

[rocky gale]

That's Zealot chat

[hollow lantern]

Nah

It was both

Zealot chat eventually took over being uh

Degen chat

[rocky gale]

Zealot chat currently

[hollow lantern]

It's better than Genchat

[fervent geode]

Their talking about CBT in Y2

Yeah

I concede

[hollow lantern]

Genchat is more degen than zealot by a mile unless you have like, maybe two specific people around

[fervent geode]

I think genchat is more insane nowadays partially because it’s where people get onboarded

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-dunk-ser-duncan-the-tall-egg-peter-claffey-gif-4353951980060025720

[hollow lantern]

I feel like half of the time I look into genchat it's hornyposting and the other half of the time it's suicidal ideation

[rose thorn]

We can finally play ambull missions without a proxy lol

[heady rivet]

Cant wait t see an Arbitrator use these to target the gang they dont like more

[vagrant fox]

when's skulls again gang

[rose thorn]

LMAO

I am surprised necromudna doesn’t have zoat rules

All we need is the BSF MoI model to get released

[heady rivet]

Nah dw Eye of Selene book will add Zoats and Eldar rules because funny

[rocky gale]

Drukhari raids in Necromunda when?

[fervent geode]

Soon

[near wasp]

Necromunda wouldn't even notice

[heady rivet]

Nobody noticed we all just assumed it was Spyrers

[near wasp]

Silence vtuber fan

[heady rivet]

Okay google Escher and Wych kissing google images search

[rocky gale]

Why did you tell me to search this?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[rocky gale]

I trusted you

I thought I was going to see something

[heady rivet]

Because when you say "okay google" it activates a siri-like assistant and the comedy was in that

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thing-the-thing--k01KQPPCHD9HW5PX1RKAC0TRN59

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[storm jungle]

man i miss the practical Thing so much

the actor for that was amazing

"JOOOOHNYYYYYYYYYYY"

🗣️

[heady rivet]

Okay here's The Thing

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/realthing-realben--k01KQQDM8R8PY4ZBM0ZD0GVDJMR

its incredible how expressive he was under all that fucking makeup too

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thing-fantastic-four-1--k01KQQDM8EP8HNETX0JGBWD55TM

[storm jungle]

stonefaced ahh

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-loltyler1-screaming-dead-wtf-gif-17500255

[vagrant fox]

why does he look cheeto

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to his brick shits where he leaves shit pebbles on his floor

[storm jungle]

because the Thing is orange

[storm jungle]

LMFAO THATS AMAZING

[vagrant fox]

why's he looking at the camera like a cat that missed the litterbox

I don't trust this fellow

[celest dome]

Why have the grinder so close that it can throw chips out of the receptacle

Is Mr Fantastic stupid

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[rocky gale]

NGL If I had to shit rocks into a grinder, I'd probably just end it.

[storm jungle]

thats why Ben is great

for all these issues he just keeps going, my goat

[celest dome]

Tbh, I don't even see the need for the grinder, just let it evacuate into a separate bin that then get taken out

[rocky gale]

Too heavy

[hollow lantern]

He's unironically the most compelling of the F4

[storm jungle]

i never cared for the Thing before i read a comic where Ben gets honeypotted to have a chunk of his skin stolen to be used as a weapon material

the ending will always stick with me

[heady rivet]

I like how everyone else gets their silly quirky powers and then he's just Body Horror and Body Dysmorphia maxxing as a Thing

[storm jungle]

he has his heart broken again and all he says to her is just

"You could have just asked."

fucking ruined me

[hollow lantern]

Ben just wants love

[storm jungle]

Its why i like his romances a lot, its cute

[rocky gale]

"I'm not Ben anymore, I'm not even a person, I'm just a thing"

"And I'll be called Mr Fantastic!"

[storm jungle]

to be fair

it at least sets up Reed is a fucking twat

its also why i always felt super bad when Johnny bullies Ben

bro does not deserve this

[celest dome]

Johnny is a dick anyway

[storm jungle]

he is lmao

he literally ruins everything

[rocky gale]

Na Johnny bullying Ben is fine, because he would also bully him before the transformation and he continues to do so after. It's to show he doesn't treat him any differently or stop out of pity

[celest dome]

Like that Wedding with Dr. Strange

Where he fucked his fiancee

[hollow lantern]

I like Johnny and Ben as a duo tbh

They make sense to me

[storm jungle]

Asshole 101

[hollow lantern]

They're also both New Yorkers

[storm jungle]

EYYY IM THING-ING OVER HERE

[hollow lantern]

Yeah I'm just saying they're both gonna be assholes on some level lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah but Ben is nowhere near as cruel lmao

[queen laurel]

ben have a rock skin but underneath that is a heart of gold

he is one of the nicest people you can meet

[rocky gale]

Na you see it's like in House MD when Wilson sabotages House's cane so that it snaps when he's using it, House is at first embarrassed because of his disability causing a scene, but then lightens up when he realises it was a prank from friend who isn't treating him with pity because of his disability.

[storm jungle]

House MD

skipping entire message

[rocky gale]

Dilara can't comprehend peak

[storm jungle]

i want you to leave my office by monday morn,ng you're FIRED

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-house-22--k01KQQEBQE0M2GEVJ35W3909HGZ

[queen laurel]

OK Benson slow down

[arctic talon]

House is dark woke

therfore he's funny

[storm jungle]

you aint no Ben Tennyson

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/max-streaming-service-max-regular-show-benson-benson-mad-gif-2471866390490567681

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smooth-benson-boone--k01KQQECHK72TX93GXD5B7NH0HA

[storm jungle]

"Do you know why you're black." 🥀

[spare osprey]

I'd love a doctor like House in my hospital. He'd be mauled to death day 2.

[arctic talon]

"you are a lesbian."

[arctic talon]

Oh he's awful lol

[queen laurel]

he's fun to watch but in real life someone will pull out knuckle dusters and lay him out

[rocky gale]

Love the one where he brings a trans woman to a double date thinking it would offend everyone else and sabotage it for Wilson, but everyone loves her and he's just like "Damnit, why are all my friends such great people"

[daring creek]

Why does house keep creeping on children

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/do-you-have-hair-on-your-special-place-house--k01KQQEJ1K449ZF50Z8ZYGTKH40

[daring creek]

[spare osprey]

The night shifters might welcome him, mind you.
But no amount of "Is always right in the end" can save you from day shifter's HR influence.

[daring creek]

Yep

Everything he does is medical malpractice

[storm jungle]

Especially because IRL no one likes a person for being right or turning out right in the end lol

[jade holly]

The clapback is even better:
“Cause God loves me more than you”

[daring creek]

That's so true

[storm jungle]

you'd know Missus

😭

[daring creek]

Yeah cuz im better

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-funny--k01KQQENMHH42H024AXHMRYBYBZ

[queen laurel]

i just know it's gonna be like this but they do not care he's right they are going to clock him in the jaw

[spare osprey]

Who would win?
Doctor Sigmanuts House?
Or...
-# One stout Phillipina Nurse's Assistant?

[jade holly]

Do you have any AM book recommendations I should look into? I’ve started making a list of books to get from different factions

[rocky gale]

I mean he does get hit a lot

[storm jungle]

AM?

[rocky gale]

He also gets shot a couple times

[jade holly]

Astra Militarum

[storm jungle]

Well now

[spare osprey]

You're in the GUARD, stoopid--

[hollow lantern]

Allied Mastercomputer

[storm jungle]

id say start with Death Rider then look at the book recommendations on the bookclub channel

[storm jungle]

I was resisting making that joke

[jade holly]

The only one I got in my list right now is the Yarrick omnibus only because I have Prophet of the Waaagh in my Ork list

[hollow lantern]

Nah, we gotta start em on some good books

[storm jungle]

yeah the Yarrick Omnibus is solid as well

[hollow lantern]

Skip over this Warhammer stuff

[jade holly]

I was gonna get the Ciaphas Cain books but only the first omnibus is on the site

Also

[storm jungle]

do not

every cain book is the exact same shit

[jade holly]

NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME THIS LOONEY TUNES ASS GUY HAS 11 FUCKING BOOKS

[storm jungle]

its funny for like 1-2 books then everything is the exact same plotline

it gets boring very fast

[vagrant fox]

if you really wanna read Ciaphas Chain read one story, something else, something else, back to Ciaphas Cain, something else

[hollow lantern]

A lot of 40k books series are like 10+ books

[storm jungle]

they arent tbh

[arctic talon]

LOL

[hollow lantern]

AM have a few long series I can think off of the top of my head

[jade holly]

Is the Dark Imperium series good?

[arctic talon]

It’s

Fine

The first book is the weakest

The other 2 are fine

[storm jungle]

extremely aggressively fine

[arctic talon]

I’d say they’re fun for Guilliman

[hollow lantern]

It informs you of where we're at in the setting

[arctic talon]

But that’s about it

[storm jungle]

its not worth a read unless you love marines

[storm jungle]

^

[jade holly]

Then hard pass

[storm jungle]

Exactly

[hollow lantern]

The DI stuff is good if you are totally new and kinda don't know what's going on

[daring creek]

Robot gulpingmen

[vagrant fox]

House was always so weird with minors

[arctic talon]

Will this editions launch novel be good

Find out next time

[hollow lantern]

Otherwise I'd probably skip unless you really like Robert

[storm jungle]

god i love how robotic the guards are

[queen laurel]

I'm not gonna lie Scientology buildings look like inquisitor interrogation rooms

[storm jungle]

they are actual ghouls

[jade holly]

Which Admech books are worth reading?

[arctic talon]

All of them

Dominion Genesis
Cawl trilogy
Mechanicum
Forge of mars trilogy

[arctic talon]

Skitarii and tech priest are fine

[jade holly]

Do the trilogies have an omnibus or do I gotta buy all 3 separately

[hollow lantern]

It's been hysterical seeing the first thing scientology has ever shut their doors for

[arctic talon]

Forge of mars has an omnibus, Cawl no omnibus

Is a bunch of fucking teens

Fucking around

[jade holly]

Cawl is too gargantuan to be contained within an Omnibus

[vagrant fox]

I've often thought of getting a mug like this

[hollow lantern]

Tiktok people running rampant inside scientology buildings is funny as fuck

[arctic talon]

Scientology speedrun

[jade holly]

Man this new Scientology roguelike is crazy

[arctic talon]

The fact they’re mapping out the building

Is hilarious

[vagrant fox]

Scientology deserves it

[hollow lantern]

Yes it does lol

[jade holly]

I’ve only heard a few things about it but it sounds way more like a cult or establishment posing as a religion than a real religion

[storm jungle]

I like how also everyone approves of this because scientology absolutely deserves all the harassment they can get lol

[storm jungle]

its literally a cult

[arctic talon]

The first floor

[storm jungle]

they have literal camps

and tons of rich people in their pocket

[arctic talon]

It is

[spare osprey]

Incredible.

[arctic talon]

They also have killed people before

[storm jungle]

they are the closest thing we have to a chaos cult irl, thats how evil they are

[arctic talon]

As in actually had them murdered

[storm jungle]

Also have stalked people/spied on them

[jade holly]

And I’d still rather be Nurgle’s bath cleaner

[hollow lantern]

I've seen actual like "fuck the younger generation" types going "yeah alright this is pretty good". Solidarity in hating scientology.

[arctic talon]

They literally gang stalk people

lol

Like the fucking meme

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

But actually

[storm jungle]

its why most of these vids are like

[hollow lantern]

Didn't they murder L Ron Hubbard's wife or something

[storm jungle]

them going to "lesser" scientology buildings

because they know they'll actually get stalked

and be under actual threat

[hollow lantern]

Hasn't she been not seen by the public in like a decade or some shit

[arctic talon]

They locked her up somewhere and no one has seen her again

She’s apparently alive

[hollow lantern]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

According to family

[hollow lantern]

Allegedly.

[arctic talon]

But they have not been allowed to see her

So like

Allegedly

It’s like the fucking Dota playing Saudi Prince who got sent to house arrest

Who’s only presumed alive bcs of steam activity

[storm jungle]

Unitologists in Dead Space are also literally based on them

[spare osprey]

I barely know a damn thing about Scientology other than their mythology is bonkers.

[storm jungle]

and the company had to oturight publicly say they "arent"

[queen laurel]

Did you see that room where it's just a chair and everything else is empty besides a screen?

[storm jungle]

just so they wouldnt get in trouble

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

same with South Park also shitting on Scientology

[queen laurel]

what kind of psycho shit does that

[storm jungle]

which got them to like

mountains of legal trouble

and i mean mountains

[arctic talon]

Xenu

[hollow lantern]

Scientology will sue you to hell if you look at em funny

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Btw it’s in Scientology’s religion

[hollow lantern]

Fucked up

[arctic talon]

That you get sued to hell and harassed

[storm jungle]

its even funnier with South Park because like

[arctic talon]

If you ever oppose them

[storm jungle]

they had literal informants go into the church

and get information on what the fuck the religion they are worshipping even is

then put it on TV

lmao

[spare osprey]

When the world ends, we eat them second.

[storm jungle]

there was a literal disclaimer during episodes

that is just

"YES THIS IS REAL"

[hollow lantern]

Yeah scientology is fucked

[arctic talon]

the one time southpark has ever backed off for a religous joke is Mohammad in the like Justice League parody

which then got replaced with a dif joke

[vagrant fox]

As much as I don't like South Park the scientology stuff was pretty funny

[arctic talon]

and how he's just censored now

[jade holly]

Doesn’t Scientology not even use actual police or security cause that’d be risking them being investigated?

[arctic talon]

Yes

its all in house

[storm jungle]

yeah they literally just have supervillain henchmen

[arctic talon]

They don't call the police aside to harass and swat people

lol

[hollow lantern]

That's why you can blitz through their buildings iirc

[arctic talon]

^

[hollow lantern]

They won't call the cops

[arctic talon]

They won't call the police

[storm jungle]

^

[hollow lantern]

They can't chase you outside

[arctic talon]

hell the only place they'll shoot you is clearwater florida

because

they basicially own the fucking town

But yeah scientology has a doctrine to harass and ruin the lives of anyone who leaves, opposes scientology or reveals the secrets

They literally have done false flag anthrax attacks before

to try and get people sent to prison lol

[jade holly]

And yet they can’t even stop the TikTok trend

[arctic talon]

well

They are trying

they removed the fucking bar from their doors, chained their doors shut and more

[jade holly]

So… they basically placed themselves in prison

[arctic talon]

I mean yes its a cult

they're fucking insane

I feel bad for the people stuck in it but they also actively engage in harassing people generally

so fuck them

[queen laurel]

That one got me confused because that means they have some way to have provisions in there to not be hungry

[arctic talon]

They do

also they still leave at the end of the day

[jade holly]

Nighttime speed runs

[hollow lantern]

Atp it might be breaking and entering but if they won't talk to law enforcement idk if it'll matter

[jade holly]

Isn’t it literally that right now?

[hollow lantern]

Uhhh

I don't believe it's breaking if the doors unlocked and you can just walk in

It might be trespassing

[arctic talon]

^

[hollow lantern]

But BnE implies forced entry

[arctic talon]

Its tresspassing

They did BnE once

at least recorded

for the whole trend

with the Jesus one

lol

Where they fucking pull the door open

[jade holly]

Ngl talking Scientology kinda makes me nervous lmao

[hollow lantern]

Yeah ik what you're talking about lol

[jade holly]

Those guys are crazy

[hollow lantern]

Fuck scientology and fuck L Ron Hubbard

If there's a scientologist watching me post this

Blow me

[arctic talon]

Hubbard is a piece of shit lol

he literally said the easiest way to make money was faith

And boy was he fucking right

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes not wrong

lmao

[arctic talon]

Scientology is like a parody of religon designed to extract as much money as possible

[hollow lantern]

Yeah props to him for finding enough idiots to buy into this

Credit where it's due yk

[queen laurel]

If there is a Scientology member here in darktide then i'm the queen of england

[arctic talon]

"yeah tithe us, also pay us like, 1 million dollars to unlock the secrets of ascension"

[near wasp]

They could be lol

[jade holly]

I’ve always just been skittish on this sorta stuff lol

[queen laurel]

How the hell did they even get tax exemptions it's just a mystery to me at this point

[arctic talon]

They literally harassed people in the IRS

[near wasp]

They're a lot of over lap between plastic crack and pay to win cult

[hollow lantern]

Religion in America

[arctic talon]

and physically threatened them

to get it done

[hollow lantern]

That's a whole separate topic tbh

[arctic talon]

along with normal routes

Like

they actually almost fucking killed some people in the IRS

to get their tax exemption lol

Which haha fed go boom but like

[queen laurel]

they scared IRS into submission like the boogeyman of the rest of the american people?

[storm jungle]

Doing this is only bad

[arctic talon]

its the fucking IRS

[storm jungle]

IF im not involved

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2025/zgo7Og.gif

[arctic talon]

LOL

[near wasp]

Wanna join my cult as my number two

[arctic talon]

what was that pastor in Liberia

who pretened to die

[jade holly]

On a more lighthearted topic, I’m watching a video essay on John Silver from Treasure Planet and how great of a character he is

[arctic talon]

and then got "revived" with money from the tithe

[storm jungle]

ill be your Joseph Seed sure why not

https://klipy.com/gifs/far-cry5-joseph-seed-1--k01KQQFWS8K4ES7A2TS9DYGMT74

[queen laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CVNxuKl9FcU?si=ijFHqRWH97ivutxT

[near wasp]

I was thinking more Jacob but

[hollow lantern]

African religion is so beyond me sometimes

[storm jungle]

lmao damn true

[hollow lantern]

I'll never get over Joshua Blayhi becoming an ordained priest

[arctic talon]

Africa's religons range from Abrahamic thats been there since forever and other stuff

[arctic talon]

Oh the warlord who fucking ate someones heart?

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/and-heres-the-yapper-jacob-seed-far-cry-5-gif-2896421537532436292

[hollow lantern]

Among other things yeah lol

[near wasp]

Jacob being the same VA as Lucifer hit different after watching supernatural

[hollow lantern]

He said Jesus saved him and he wasn't held accountable for anything iirc

[arctic talon]

ngl

[jade holly]

Is Jacob modeled after the actor?

[arctic talon]

the european pastors trying to convert ethiopians on first contact

was so fucking funny

considering yknow

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-lucifer-not-bad-gif-19149992

This guy

[jade holly]

Maybe if he grew out the beard

[arctic talon]

ethiopia has been Christian for a really long time

[vagrant fox]

wrong kind tho

[arctic talon]

better kind then protestants according to the Catholic church

lol

[heady rivet]

L. Ron Hubbard was a Black man! His real name was L. Ron Hoyabembe!

[arctic talon]

Though nowadays that sort of conflict is way more dead

[arctic talon]

what the fuck

[heady rivet]

||https://youtu.be/wJsKwcebyWE||

[arctic talon]

I don't even know where I got this from

[jade holly]

My dumbass thought that was Patrick Stewart on a quick glance

[arctic talon]

looks like it tbh

[storm jungle]

then the moment they know the Imps go "LIKE YOU'D KNOW FILTHY ALIEN, DIE"

https://klipy.com/gifs/kittler-cat-meme--k01KQQGKY0KNT4BF75S652XCVNS

[jade holly]

Is there a book series for the Phoenix Lords?

[fervent geode]

Erm sorry, yall Copts and Tewahedo don’t use Latin Mass, yall are heretics now

[storm jungle]

only 2

one for Jain Zar and one for Asurmen, both are pretty good

[spare osprey]

Is Sturnn from DoW:WA the only Imperial that seemed to lament on that outcome?

[jade holly]

From the PLs I know the most currently I think I’ll get Asurmen and wait for a Maugan Ra book

[storm jungle]

Kinda, hes a twat too so

[storm jungle]

There isnt a continuation to the series, its been done for like 10+ years since GW didnt wanna focus on aliens

[jade holly]

Rip

[storm jungle]

🫡

[crystal forum]

more space marine slop

[storm jungle]

^

but yeah the Asurmen/Jain books are good

[jade holly]

I really do hope we’ll get a Buri book someday

[spare osprey]

Forever and ever.

[crystal forum]

GW would use AI if they could get away with it

endless slop

[storm jungle]

They absolutely would, its what i was saying when they made that "we'd never use AI" statement.

They only dont because its very easy to get caught using it

and they are prob smarter than that lmao

[crystal forum]

i think labor laws and IP branding are what's mostly stopping them

[storm jungle]

100%

[spare osprey]

A big company?
Lying in a statement?
You're a crazy old lady, Dilara. You know that?

[vagrant fox]

In that bit they said they banned staff from using it but also said some execs were playing with it and they weren't excited about it "yet"

so

[crystal forum]

ofc the top management are allowed

(they're the most replaceable jobs)

[heady rivet]

Execs after using AI that costs double the salary of the workers they fired to do the same task but worse

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-dancing-gif-24007289

[jade holly]

I hate nowadays when people say AI it’s always Gen AI, makes some actual cool applications of non Gen AI feel like they don’t get any cool recognition

[crystal forum]

i had a class in computer vision right before AI exploded

and that's basically industrial AI before AI was the term used

AI is still just marketing gimmick term that lumps way too many things together

[jade holly]

Too broad of a net

Enemies you fight in single player games is AI

[crystal forum]

it's meant to make the industry look more cohesive than it is too

as in everybody's working on AI as a concept

[jade holly]

The gen AI bubble cannot pop fast enough

[vagrant fox]

LLMs are just called AI now it's w/e

[crystal forum]

i still see ads on reddit about how AI will let people work only 15 hours a week

the cope is unreal

[vagrant fox]

They predicted 15 hour work weeks in the late 1800s man

or early 1900s whichever I forget

[heady rivet]

https://fixupx.com/JagerShaman/status/2050334538375565379

Shaman (@JagerShaman)

When the 6'0 chud makes fun of the 5'5 king

Quoting Warhammer 40K (@WH40kbestof)
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[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/defiler-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-chaos-space-marines-execute-gif-23589832

[languid meadow]

really hope we get a small preview vid of the matched combat

for 4

it would be so awesome...

be so cool

[sharp pollen]

https://fixupx.com/SynthPotato/status/2050928027131855201

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[languid meadow]

rivals

[heady rivet]

I like the crucifix functions as a refractor field

[vagrant fox]

This is baseball baby all over again

[jade holly]

Took the baby’s Iron Halo

[celest dome]

No cause I now own the invulnerability crucifix

[celest dome]

Rosarius to be more fitting

[mossy peak]

im from israel and this is my moral conundrum

[heady rivet]

Unrealistic because they hate Christians and dont see conversion as truly possible because its an Ethno-Religion

[crystal forum]

you can convert to judaism

it's quite rare tho

[heady rivet]

Its possible yes, but one of the core tenets that many hold to is that its something you can only be inherently as an ethnicity

[languid meadow]

pretty sure that might be like only an Israeli thing

legit never heard any other Jewish person say that 😭 or heard about that

I have heard that even if you leave the religion they still consider you Jewish but I could be wrong

https://fxtwitter.com/bread_nought/status/2050770848022163880?s=20

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[heady rivet]

Judaism is so old it sort of is apart as its own ethnicity and religion and identity, as it does not proselytize and was always discouraging of converts. Side note but this is why they have a higher inbreeding coefficient.

Ashkenazi had like 12 bottleneck moments in history

[daring creek]

"This child looks strong. I will abduct them."

[heady rivet]

2/5ths descend from four women

[heady rivet]

There was a video of a North Korean blowing himself up with a grenade as Ukranians told him to surrender

[rancid cove]

Where

[arctic talon]

I’m not sending that shit

You can find it yourself

[rancid cove]

Cunt

[arctic talon]

I’m not sending fucking gore

??????

[outer wave]

Its probably on r/Combatfootage

[celest dome]

That's quite an abrupt reaction to refusal to sending something that ought not to be sent tbh

[arctic talon]

Yeah actually people should be allowed to send horrific cartel execution videos that’s a great idea for a discord server

not

[heady rivet]

Genuinely its hard to find specific videos of people in Ukraine committing grenade suicide because they do it so often

[arctic talon]

The fucking heart one is stuck in my head unfortunately

Because I got blasted with it randomly on fucking YouTube of all places

[heady rivet]

Which?

[arctic talon]

||The one where they cut off the dudes arms then peel the front of his body open from the face down to the chest and pull his heart out and the video ends as it shows the heart beating||

[rancid cove]

Where do y'all fucking find those man

[heady rivet]

Oh that one

[outer wave]

Im surprised they allow something like that on YouTube

[arctic talon]

It got taken down

It ended up in my autoplay somehow

[outer wave]

Makes sense

[heady rivet]

Youtube doesnt dgaf that much

[arctic talon]

It’s in

Other places niw

If you really want to watch that horrific video

[outer wave]

Vimeo Im sure

[vagrant fox]

just don't watch these things 4head

[arctic talon]

True my bad

I should expect YouTube autoplay to be normal while doom scrolling

[near wasp]

Wow what a convo to join in on

Jfc

[daring creek]

why are mfs like "why do you support palestine? theyre homophobic"

like bro

half the goddamn population are children

I don't fucking get it.

[outer wave]

I dont get that argument anymore, because Im pretty sure its being said by people that dont really like gay people themselves

[daring creek]

definitely

am I supposed to go "Ok yeah that genocide is okay because it has a lot of homophobic people"

????????????????????

[heady rivet]

Israel pinkwashing (They dont have legalized gay marriage)

[near wasp]

Like half the middle east will just straight up kill you for being gay

[arctic talon]

Truke

[outer wave]

Truke

[queen laurel]

Truke

[surreal nest]

the lengths people go to to in order to reason with themselves why certain people need to be exterminated is just insane

literally takes more effort to live this way

concern trolling is just the most obnoxious form of alt right

[outer wave]

Can't believe I used to be one of those people too. Its weird seeing that argument where Im standing now, especially with how the alt right has evolved into its current state.

[surreal nest]

i think growing up, that kind of thinking is just part a generational debt

its more sad than anything

[outer wave]

I wish we didnt have to grow up like that

[crystal forum]

it's partly victim blaming

[surreal nest]

not trying to pass off accountability for modern conversatives but it sucks

[hollow lantern]

And then you find out they're also in that group lol

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[outer wave]

We're this deep into politics on a game server, go off king

[heady rivet]

I'd have to put my money under my mattress first

Buts its just crazy how you can trace it all back to ONE country

[near wasp]

What money

You spent it all on munda

[heady rivet]

I raise money in the streets for House Helmawr. Necromunda has a right to defend itself

[near wasp]

Necromunda can defend itself

It's the selling crack to babies I have a problem with

[languid meadow]

those babies were future enemies of necromunda

[near wasp]

No they were future warriors of the god emperor that you dared to profane with your heretical chemicals

[arctic talon]

Juves love hitting the fold, just ask House Escher

[queen laurel]

Juves are good meatshields

[rancid cove]

People on twitter lowkey losing it

[storm jungle]

average 40k propaganda post

🥀

[rose thorn]

What the fuck am I looking at

[storm jungle]

also what the hell did Starlight Glimmer do

[near wasp]

[rancid cove]

Yes

[rancid cove]

Crimes against humanity I guess

[spare osprey]

Spouted something involving Equality and all the horse-lovers equate that to communism.

[sacred ginkgo]

I mean

From what I know the mlp universe had actual race war issues

[spare osprey]

The three H O N S E races squabbled a bit and the HONSE spirits froze them to death until they played nice.

[near wasp]

Something something fascist unicorn dictator

[rocky gale]

Probably something to do with the HOI IV Pony mod

[sacred ginkgo]

I somehow maintain contact with a polsci major brony

[daring creek]

Fiction is...not to be repeated

What

[misty vector]

That sentence makes no sense, did the ai come up with that too

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh its 100% an ai image

Thats just subtext to the first class insanity on display

[misty vector]

Some chris chan type of thinking that all cartoons are real

[heady rivet]

Well the dimensional merge is real

[misty vector]

True

[misty vector]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFwJAfNWkAAaG_i.webp

[near wasp]

My DM just informed me that I've unintentionally made the technology in the fey wild advance significantly

[crystal forum]

i hope this shit gets studied in 50 years

i feel like AI exists to erase the concept of pride

[rose thorn]

i wonder if this is where the goblin ai pschosis came form

or from AI DND bullshit

probably ai dnd bullshit

[crystal forum]

i feel lucky to have grown up in a time before AI but also not being too old to recognize how trash it is

[rocky gale]

Dunno how accurate that is

But if so they're huge

[rose thorn]

lmao the HH ogryn deisgns are so dumb

[crystal forum]

nah

[rocky gale]

Huh?

[crystal forum]

it's based

[rocky gale]

They're amazing

[rose thorn]

why woudl they cut off thier hands

[crystal forum]

saturnine ogryns kick ass

[rocky gale]

Because they're basically Ogryn battle sertivors

[crystal forum]

they're enhanced

[rose thorn]

it literally jsut maeks them worse

[crystal forum]

they're brutal weapons of war

[rose thorn]

they should strap heavy bolters tot hem

[crystal forum]

they're meant to carve paths in front lines

[rose thorn]

dude its a knife and a meat tenderizer

[rocky gale]

Yea and it can rip Space Marines in half

[storm jungle]

because they are seen as worthless mutants that are just usefull muscle-fodder

[crystal forum]

strapped to the fleshy equivalent of hydraulic pistons

[rose thorn]

fair

[storm jungle]

yeah dont think too hard about it

[hollow lantern]

When did they paint Adam Smasher for HH

[rose thorn]

we have better examlpes everywhere else lol

[crystal forum]

we dont. saturnine ogryns are lost tech

they're really fucking powerful

[rocky gale]

You mean Charonite?

[crystal forum]

yeah

that word

[rocky gale]

Fake fan

[hollow lantern]

I think you could make them again

[hollow lantern]

Like it's just an ogryn with augged melee weapon hands and combat chems in practice iirc

[crystal forum]

these things are weaker

[rose thorn]

lietarlly worse than giving an ogryn a wepaon

[crystal forum]

idk how to explain to you guys that solar auxlia is basically if 40k guardsmen had good gear

[rocky gale]

They are basically lobotomised and kept in stasis, then when they're deployed into combat they're pumped full of combat stims and rip everything to shreds

[storm jungle]

"lost tech" of attaching ogryn arms with hydraulic wepaons and combat stimms

its just to seperate 30k and 40k models

[crystal forum]

i dont make the damn rules

[storm jungle]

well i dont either

and it SUCKS 👎

[rocky gale]

They're cool

[crystal forum]

you can use regular ogryns in militia

in fact i think you can make an entire ogryn army

[rose thorn]

the single knife hand ogyrn is literally less efficent than a servator its quite silly

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh

Do you look at World Eater Berzerkers and go "So innefficient, they should just give them bolters"

[crystal forum]

they should replace all the convicts in darktide with servitors

[rocky gale]

They'd be so much more efficient if they had bolters instead of axes

[rose thorn]

no because they dot cut off 60% o their arm and replace it with a knife

they replace it with liek a chainsword or powerclwa

[storm jungle]

i think you guys should fight to the death

[rocky gale]

It's a big knife

[rose thorn]

dog its like 2 inches of meat pounder we have force hammers for that hsit

[near wasp]

Its cheaper to just throw rejects at a problem than to spend money to make servitors

[crystal forum]

lets make a charonite ogryn fight a servitor and whoever wins is right

[near wasp]

You think lobotmys are free

[rocky gale]

Resisting the urge to make a 2 inch meat pounder joke

[crystal forum]

i was thinking that too!

mag is doing it on purpose

[rose thorn]

probbaly a better melee stat too

[crystal forum]

thats a martian unit

no shit it's good

[rose thorn]

mf its SERVATOR

[crystal forum]

ITS USED BY MARS

[rose thorn]

YEAH MF

[crystal forum]

solar auxilia isnt mars

[rocky gale]

Why didn't they just attach Necron Disintigration beams to the Charonite Ogryns

[rose thorn]

ITS HH THEY SHOULD HAVE THIS SHIT IN SWAVES

they got fuckin hand grenades that summon tyranids

[crystal forum]

why doesnt every solar auxilia get a disintegrator? are they stupid?

[storm jungle]

its used by any forgeworld dummy

[spare osprey]

The fuck is that--

[storm jungle]

Flagg do you like

not google ever

[crystal forum]

cleaving you in twain

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/keanu-reeves-matrix-7--k01KQQXRN61WF8SB7ZX8AX0EH3X

[rose thorn]

admech unit

the bst hh model btw i love this thing

[spare osprey]

Never.
-# Also, I know zilch about HH stuff.

[crystal forum]

good!

[rose thorn]

hh isnt great i suggest ignroing it

[crystal forum]

HH is the best setting

[rose thorn]

unless you wanan use mdoels for kitbashing

[crystal forum]

ignore mag she's a fantasy fan

[rose thorn]

othewrsie its trash

[rose thorn]

no im na aos fan

[celest dome]

It's not HH stuff though

[storm jungle]

That is 40k dummy

[rose thorn]

tbf HH admehc has more models than 40k admech

[spare osprey]

I looked at the Solar Auxilia once and I think I was put off from there.

[rocky gale]

Deploy the Hobo-Skitari on this man

[crystal forum]

lame!

[rose thorn]

good choiec

ooo play aos oooo

[spare osprey]

OooOooOoo, I might, OooOooOoo!

[rose thorn]

yess buy spearheadddd

[spare osprey]

Lemme actually fuckin' paint these little dirtbags I have first, THEN I'll pick up a codex.
Rulebook.
Thingy.

[rose thorn]

smart choice

[spare osprey]

I'll be happy to be one of two IG players in my town.

[rose thorn]

whats your local meta?

mine has alot of guard

[spare osprey]

Nooot a clue.
The two games I sat down and watched had Necrons, though.

Too busy kitbashing at the moment.

https://tenor.com/view/wallace-gromit-hammer-kill-smash-gif-16625897313853565229

[rose thorn]

how are yu building your guard?

[rose thorn]

guard player kitbashing, a rare site now adays

[heady rivet]

I LOVE these beautiful boys and girls. Saving up for one rn in a campaign

[spare osprey]

Somehow the only way to get me to connect to my spanish heritage was for me to discover the concept of homebrewing.

[rose thorn]

ooo nice

[heady rivet]

Elaborate on that

[rose thorn]

guard players forgot the forggten art of "having fun while you build your army"

[spare osprey]

I am bringing the Tercios of Spain into 40k.
Is it original? Probably not.
Has it been fun?
YES--

-# Colors are hard, though.

[heady rivet]

BASED

[rose thorn]

one of the "extremely spain" planets we know about in lore was eaten by the nids so you got a good niche to fulfill

[spare osprey]

Woo!

[rose thorn]

i can only think of 1 or 2 spain like plnaets

and both were destoryed

[heady rivet]

The survivors then conquered Mexico a new planet to carry on the Spain

[spare osprey]

Muh Crimson Fists are like... a droplet of Mexican rep.

[crystal forum]

is it rare?

[rose thorn]

guard players now just complain until they make their specific chapter- i mean regiment

[crystal forum]

mag why must you shit on what people choose as their favorite faction

[heady rivet]

Because it aint a Munda gang

[storm jungle]

i love how in 8th edition GW were actively encouraging guard kitbashing and had a 2 fucking page wide spread for it.

Then come 9-10th edition and they did a literal Order 66 so now all you got is 3 fucking regiments lol

[rose thorn]

yeah this lmao

[storm jungle]

Jay you literally shit on her constantly for playing GSC, you deserve this

[spare osprey]

Catachan does not exist.

[rose thorn]

they are one of hte 3

well its more like 4 since you got the HH sutff

[spare osprey]

I thought it was just Kreig and Cadians.
:v

[crystal forum]

you cant use solar auxilia as a regiment

[rose thorn]

nope catachan is sitll there

[rose thorn]

yeah but you cna just proxy it

[crystal forum]

its not a regiment

[spare osprey]

-# Their guns looked wieeerd.

[heady rivet]

Btw the most dripped out minis for "Nobility" you can get are from Necromunda hanger-ons and hired guns

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle we gotta kill jay

[storm jungle]

The choice is always there

[celest dome]

Ending Jay was inevitable

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-anime-guns-loading-gun-locked-and-load-gif-12379724

[spare osprey]

I might just believe you, Mundo Pusher.

[crystal forum]

im just trying to enjoy my homebrew regiment without seeing mag constantly shit on the concept of the faction because she saw some dipshits on twitter

like i'd do the same if GSC fans existed

[rose thorn]

??????????????????????????????? you homebrew a regiment????????

i alwas vouch for homebrew regimetns dog

[crystal forum]

you're just shitting on all guard fans like it's a fucking monolith

[storm jungle]

jay again you literally passive aggressively shit on half the stuff she likes, dont whine when the pendulum swings the other way lol

also calm the fuck down

[celest dome]

Anyway, did Mag actually shit on Jay's idea or did Jay just interprete what she said/wrote as such

[rose thorn]

i have been against "GW DIDNT MAKE MY INSERT REGIMENT GW HATES GUARD RAGHH"

[storm jungle]

i still got no idea why they cut it to 3 regiments

[rose thorn]

i literally never heard of your homebbrew regiment

[storm jungle]

actual great purge type shit

[crystal forum]

why are you against it though genuinely

[near wasp]

She's not

Bro what

[storm jungle]

Im so confused

LOL

[hollow lantern]

Goated model

[rose thorn]

its gneuinely isnane

i know the idea is to get guard to have multiple regiments fighitng side by side

[hollow lantern]

Iirc for sales. More regiments mean more sales are split so they axed they lower selling ones.

[storm jungle]

its prob more that people want more diverse regiments but then never buy them, its one of the reasons why they got deleted throughout the years and only exist in fluff now

[rose thorn]

but like, everyone just make s their models their one regiment

[storm jungle]

yeah that sounds about right

[crystal forum]

do you read??

[celest dome]

She isn't against anyone kitbashing or homebrewing.
She is agains the notion that every sub faction should be produced by GW.
WHICH IS FUCKING FAIR

[storm jungle]

^

Read you fucking furball

[rose thorn]

exactly

[celest dome]

When you already have factions that are just not supported correctly atm

[hollow lantern]

If guard were more uhhhh, well suited to upgrade kits like marines are you'd defo see more factions

They're not tho

[rose thorn]

AOS killed all the subfaction specific stuff

[storm jungle]

yeah this is the biggest issue

[rose thorn]

lmao

[storm jungle]

its why people got mad at the "just make Steel Legion using Krieg" thing GW did lol

regiments are all aggressively cosmetically different

[rose thorn]

i love upgrade sprues htey should make htem for other regiments

[celest dome]

Do you mean the Old World Dwarf/Elf in the CoS ?

[spare osprey]

So far, all I've got SERIOUSLY planned is a Command-type unit of sorts.
Kasrkin body and legs + Arbites helm feels perfect so far.
Juuust trying to figure out arms when I got time.

[near wasp]

Jay gets on me for spelling then can't fucking read himself

[rose thorn]

i mean like hammers of sigmar and hammerhal

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-peak-cinema-absolute-cinema-gif-2419960068189387292

[paper haven]

Myself, I'm a guard regiment purist. One regiment: The Praetorians.

[hollow lantern]

I like a bunch of goofy one off regiments

Chemdogs

Jopall Indentured Servants

[rose thorn]

as a gsc player i dont feel safe buying guard since GW refuse sto be transparent with what is safe for brood brotehrs lol

[celest dome]

I'm not well versed enough to be able to really be able to judge on that

[crystal forum]

oh ive been reading things alright. im just seeing a lot of bitching for the wrong things like usual

[spare osprey]

They're the only regiment uniform I hate.

[hollow lantern]

It's fucking awful but I like it cause of that lol

[rose thorn]

named characters used to be faction keyworded so you only get the subfaction buff if your army is that subfaction. but they removed that lmao

[hollow lantern]

Sell me this FS

[paper haven]

All other regiments are not canon. If the guys on the box don't look like 18th century British colonial troops, it's wrong.

[rose thorn]

cadian and piant it green and white

[fervent geode]

We will not relent until Jopallian and Semtexian uniforms are added

[spare osprey]

Itchy.
ITCHY!!
IT'S ON MEEE--

[celest dome]

We need pink Krieg

[spare osprey]

Then paint pink Krieg.

[fervent geode]

No more Krieg

I can’t anymore boss

[near wasp]

10 more releases of krieg

[celest dome]

Imean

honestly that's fire

[near wasp]

Hanz we need to go to the club

[rose thorn]

agreed

[fervent geode]

It is

[paper haven]

Guys Vraks 2 just dropped

[fervent geode]

About fucking time

Bum ass Zhufor

[paper haven]

They're calling it something else though. Armageddon.
Dumb name, sure, but I know Vraks when I see it.

[rose thorn]

nagito pfp must attract an evil aura or osmethign

[heady rivet]

Because I am, of course, correct

[spare osprey]

Find me some good arms for this dang ol' kitbash of mine and I might look into Munder before Age of Sigma.

[rose thorn]

oh yeah whats yoru kitbash

i got distracter

[spare osprey]

@rose thorn
Esta.

[rose thorn]

oh look at the old world it has some heads like that

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/empire-of-man-empire-knights-2024?queryID=1b30a1bf497f3ab526a91bac178a8a1e

[spare osprey]

Groove-tastic.

[rocky gale]

Now that's a Guard list

Ooraah

https://klipy.com/gifs/halo-halo2-2--k01KQQZJ9MAKT3ER4AZXJ8FDC6G

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-WW/shop/empire-of-man-greatswords-2025?queryID=1b30a1bf497f3ab526a91bac178a8a1e

[crystal forum]

hippogriffs are cheaper than centaurs and chimeras?

[storm jungle]

Cadians

its bleak...

[crystal forum]

i didnt expect centaurs to be the same cost as chimera

i thought they would be cheaper since they die easily

[spare osprey]

Oooh, yeeeh. That's the spice.

[near wasp]

I mean do centaurs have more movement

[rose thorn]

i suggest checking like bitsbox or find the sprue online to see what kit has the most heads you want

[crystal forum]

they're faster

but have less guns

[rocky gale]

Centaur 12" vs Chimera 10"

[near wasp]

That's why they're the same price

[spare osprey]

-# Wheels!!

[near wasp]

It's a trade off

[crystal forum]

idk if centaur can carry more troops

[rocky gale]

They also have Firing Deck 12 vs Chimera having Firing Deck 2

and Centaur gets bonus OC from the troops onboard

So they don't need to disembark

[crystal forum]

damn so if you put a heavy weapons team in there

[spare osprey]

That sounds awesome.

[rocky gale]

Plus the Centaur pairs well with an enhancement in the Mechanised Assault Detachment, where the Officer in the transport can give it sticky capture on objectives

So it gains OC from it's occupants and then stickys the objective

[arctic talon]

centaur is same troops capacity

[rocky gale]

Then zooms to the next one

[arctic talon]

the big thing with centaur is that its got a dif role from the chimera

chimera keeps stuff inside alive more reliably

[rose thorn]

was it 10th or 9th ediiton thta had shooting deck

[arctic talon]

centaur go fucking zoomy

[arctic talon]

both

[crystal forum]

guard really needed another transport option

[rose thorn]

ah

[arctic talon]

its been a thing since 5e

at least

[rose thorn]

o eitehr of them have shooting deck lol

[arctic talon]

Drukhari's whole gimmick with their refresh was to show it off

[crystal forum]

nobody uses the taurox for some reason

[arctic talon]

with the open boats