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its probably percival, that mans definitely been philandering
I can't remember, her father dies protecting Arthur and she trys to live up to his memory
We are Ferrus Manus, his legion of the dead!
We’ll fight for the limbs, they took with his head!
We are Ferrus Manus, his failure our own!
Legion now broken, we’ll all die alone!
and there's a blind woodsman who guides her on her journey
He was a stable boy that serves Arthur but was blinded by a fire saving the horses
THen he became a Woodsman
and he speaks to the trees
and there's a siamese dragon
It's so fucking peak
needs some rabble rousing
Quest for Camelot - If I Didn't Have You ( English)
Chat should I just call the role of leader of my warband (a female marine) "Mariarch"? 
The Siamese dragons blame each other for not being able to fly, so working together is their whole arc
@storm jungle The bot caught a guy trying to post scam discord links to a nsfw server btw
holy shit finally doing its job
I mean it just deleted the message it didnt ban them
Rare bot W?
and Ruber is a knight who got kicked out of the table and uses magic to fuse his men with weapons
call them AHRJHEGGGGGGGGNHRRRRRRRRRRHAGHARHAIKGRBAEOBGOAERB
the traitorous swine
we should get a sequel and hunt him down
Watch it
God Princess and the Frog is still my favorite Disney movie
I fucking love everything about that movie
Just listening to music from it right now
You're right Karl, Quest for Camelot should belong to the workers
Quest for Camelot - I Stand Alone: Garrett (Bryan White) sings about why he lives as a hermit in the woods.
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Quest for Camelot - Looking Through Your Eyes: Garrett (Bryan White) and Kayley (Andrea Corr) sing about their love for each other.
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Then have this one
Did I post this one?
Nvm Hadron fire just dropped
Thank god Larmoth is a random Dutch guy
I'm larmoth
Small L
Is that not an l at the start of your name? Or is it because I capitalized it smh
Small L
I'm small L larmoth
Capital L Larmoth is a dutch guy
He's chill, we're friends on Steam
Wait is Dutch Belgium?
Didnt ask
Flemish ?
Then he's Flem
Dutch is Netherlands, Belgium is Belgian
Anyway Quest for Camelot opens with United we Stand
It's so peak
and it's got a triskele
Because it recognises that Arthur is a Celtic Brythonic myth and not an Anglo
Fuck the Anglo
!UNITED WE STANDDD! NOW AND FOREVEEEERRRRRR!
I am really, REALLY dumb, as I know nothing of actual Latin, so I gotta ask: is that actually the effeminate version of Primarch?
but why is there an interlude with merlin talking about dividing the countryside to themselves in equal shares

I fucking love that the movie takes celtic themes with it's music rather than english
Because Arthur wasn't fucking english
We're knights of the round table
We dance whenever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
These three rings represent the unity of our people
just unite against the english and call it a day
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place
Sorry I spent the money and I'm watching it now
you should play a knights tale
grimdark camelot is a hell of a thing
United we stand, now and forever
also you get to play as mordred lol
I can play Mordred in Smite smh
and arthur has been corrupted by some fomorians and become a tyrant
You see him, the stable boy when he's young
so the only person that can fight arthur is mordred, and she turns to him to reunite the round table and defeat tyrant arthur
Fomorians? Is Balor in the game?
God I fucking love this game
yeah balor is the endgame villain
Movie
hes post arthur
after arthur you discover the fomorians are trying to bring balor back
I mean.... Yeah? Is it even a Latin word?
Because like... Patriarchy... Matriarchy... So Primarch, Matriarch...
Lemme guess, something involving in reuniting him with his eye?
Ser Ruber, always thinking of yourself
playing as mordred is cool, since its an rpg, and mordred isnt the nicest guy, so you can do some really nasty shit and recruit the villainous knights
like the black knight
How about Sir Bertilak?
Is he playable?
nah hes not there
theres a bunch though , lemme pull up a list
theres white knight
red
black
those are the color ones
Sir Lyonel, a real one
Is Lancelot the Black Knight in that game?
no lancelot is available though
you tend to not get him unless you play as a righteous mordred
I… do not like Lancelot all that much tbh. Always seemed like an OC
theres actually 4 alignments on a compass, righteous, tyrant, and christian and old faith
Ah yes my favorite alignments:
Good, Evil, Christian
if you go old faith , you get a ton of crazy magic users, like merlin, morgawse, morgana
if you go christian you get really tanky knights too, like white knight, galahad
and you can get tyrant knights
and righteous knights
and neutral ones
so you can like old faith christian, or old faith tyrant, or righteous christian, righteous tyrant
this is how the big 4 treated the americas during colonization or each other during the 30 years war
Why did I default Big 4 immediately to the chaos gods

Damn, on my fathers wings hits different now
also, red knight is the knight you get when you reach max tyrant level, and I mean he is a nasty piece of work
tbh the british, spainish, french, and portuguese are kind of like the chaos gods
British are Nurgle for sure
The Red Knight marches into battle as violence incarnated. He is wearing an armor in the color of dried blood and wields weapons that look more like tools of torture than instruments of war.
Back then he was just an absent father, but now he's dead so like that's an extra tier
Sounds more like the Horseman of War if anything
hes just a nasty merc
basically to recruit him, you find him pillaging a village with his warband
and he agrees to join you, and in return he has you slaughter his loyal and faithful warband with him
What game are you talking about?
Morgawse is the former Witch Queen of Orkney - back in the glorious days of Britannia she was the sovereign of the cold northern islands, first expanding her rule into the Highlands, then taking over the savage Pict tribes.
shes insanely op
you unlock morgawse, and shes mordreds mother( your mom basically)
if you go full old faith tyrant
she just teleports, does bonkers ice magic and shanks people in the back
A long time ago, in Britannia, Sir Gawain was considered to be the perfect knight. But the silent and grim Gawain who has been wandering the horrifying wilderness of Avalon is far from the chivalrous and honorable soul who used to be an example to many.
gawain is actually neutral
I forgot about5 the chickens
he actually used to be like a super good guy
but in corrupted avalon hes hellbent on slaying the faie
so hes become neutral
"I was in the neigbourhood and I thought I'd invade" is such a peak line
tbh hes not that good, you can get the Faire Knight instead
orkney is the devils playground
"You're mad"
"I'm so glad you noticed"
In Britannia, Sir Lancelot was one of the greatest knights. His prowess in battle was so extraordinary that his fellow members of the Round Table always suspected some otherworldly influence in his background.
if you go full righteous, like all good guy
you get him
and hes also like
top 3 strongest knights
because its fuckin lancelot i guess
I fucking forgot that the potion was from Acme
The Faerie Knight is not human. He is a Sidhe, or a creature of the Fey, as sages would say, an almost immortal warrior from the Seelie Court.
also this guy is actually really cool
Fucking acme
hes got a really neat set of abilities, he can teleport, shoot magic and shank people in the back with a glaive
like hes a full on melee mage
and his kit is very good
because hes a fairie who wants to be human
and finds the seelie to be like pretty messed up, which is his own species
yeah

you get to slaughter him
you kill a lot of seelie, because they are also corrupted in corrupted avalon
and they get in your way
they are really strong though the'yre kinda like your act 2 enemies
they dont show up in act1
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I’m prob going too far into Celtic with this one but uhhh, Cu Chulainn
Crom Dubh?
nah hear me out
so basically
boudica is in the game
because shes a dead spirit who comes back to take vengeance on undead romans who are running around avalon
since theres a curse making the undead come back to life
and old england had romans
so basically
God if this movie came out today they'd call it woke, but it's so fucking peka
Is The Morrigan in there somehow?
if you mean morgana le fay?
The Morrigan, entirely different person
Do not Confuse the Morrigan with Morgana le Fay
The Morrigan is a triparte goddess
Made up of Babd, Mache and Nemain
Morgana le Fay is just a witch woman
theres a seperate spinoff game, called king arthur Legion IX, where you command your undead roman legion to take over avalon 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yncKVZekB90
Check out the latest trailer for King Arthur: Knight's Tale to see the reveal of the upcoming Legion IX expansion for the dark fantasy tactics game, featuring a new Roman campaign and more.
In the Legion IX expansion, the kingdom of Avalon is facing an all-new threat, as the Roman Ninth Legion has discovered a path to the mystical island, and ...
Greek mythology family tree looks more like a circle
So I heard of this game a while back, didnt think much of it but after just now trying to look for a unrelated meme I came across a history fact:
The 9th legion (The legion which you play as in this game) disapeared without a trace. Five thousand men entered a forest in England and was never seen or heard from again TO THIS VERY DAY. Completely gone, not a single piece of them has been found to this day beyond things that "MIGHT" belong to them. So like this game or not, you must admit its pretty cool to have a game about a disapeared legion made into zombies.
The Morrigan is an irish triparte goddess
it's The Morrigan as well
The Dagda seems like a cheerful fellow
sometimes depicted as Dagda's wife
Three goddesses make one
Theres isolde, tristain, dagonet, bedevere, geraint, balan, merlin, balin guinevere , tegyr, leodegrance, pelleas, damas, lucan, white knight, percival, ector, dindraine. In addition to the knights I mentioned already
Like Hecate… I think?
Isn't Tristan and Isole a Saxon myth
or is Hecate just herself in three different points in her life?
tristain in the game was arthurs cupbearer
and yes him and isolde have a lovestory situation, where isolde is dead, and ser tristain is an undead knight
Assumed to be Celtic in origin but I think they don't know explicitly?
and you can eventually resurrect isolde
Oh nvm, Tristan and Isolde is originally an Irish/Celtic myth
I thought it was Saxon
Nvm
Cu Chulainn vs Achilles is a fight I’d pay to watch
My nephew is called Tristan, but that's named after the character from the Legends of the Fall
The White Knight is a mysterious warrior, the protector of the holiest Christian relics in Avalon.
if you go full christian max, you get this guy, hes actually one of the most badass guys in the game, despite being a deus vult good guy
when it comes to Saxon mythology there's not a whole lot and people just lump it in with Anglo-Saxon people instead of just Saxons
Does he have his own special horse in game?
pretty sure they would have variations of other north germanic stuff no?
no you dont get mounts in the game, its turn based tactical combat
I ask cause he seems extremely Horseman of Conquest coded
Def seems to me he’s meant to subtly be Jesus or something similar
most likely
hes got maximum purge the heretics energy
kill all the non christians yadda yadda
because theres a bunch of druidic stuff going in avalon, like with blood rituals and things, and deep mystical magic things
and you can just go old faith if you like that
merlin is old faith
bunch of the best magic users are old faith
they dont really like christianity too much
I live solely to see Madness 13 released.
except sir ector, whos a mage , and he was arthurs tutor
Madness is fucking wild
hes a righteous tyrant
And I assume that’s how it always is in Nevada
It is.
Love the gag that after Hank kill the sun it’s always pitch black sky for the rest of Madness
Almost had my enjoyment of it ruined because of an FNF fan believe it or not...
Yeesh.
I heard of the tricky mod and tbh it seemed really well done
Oh, yeah. For sure.
But being in such proximity of a themfailure that simped over everything for so many years can really dispoil anything they glanced at.
True
It's a genuine joy to see the style develop
Something I actually do like is that Hank literally dies like
All the fucking time
He's still a badass but his plot armor isn't that he doesn't die
It's that he doesn't stay dead
who
Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton
Hello Hank
Also personal favorite is MC6
Purely just due to the fact that it's the fastest paced in terms of violence
Also like how MC6 Hank looks over MC7
I like the exposed upper jaw with the lower being metal
Just makes him look fucked
Like it truly looks he's a man that's been stitched back from death over and over and over again
Someone who has gone through Hell literally several times but always comes back for more
Dude doesn't even have a goal.
He's just murdering for the love of it.
Because it's what is natural for him
Also newest episodes imply that everytime he got revived, his soul basically splits
further and further
Which is why there's different versions of him in Hell
Wonder if the big Krink will make another game.
Essentially, he literally comes back more and more deranged, less of a person in flesh and soul
Should try out the newest Nexus
aka the 3d one
Well, to be fair Madness 7 Hank in Hell seemed a liiittle more stable than Madness 5 Hank.
Yeh, that's what I mean.
Wonder if Krinkles is gonna expand on that one anymore or if we're gonna get a whole 'nother game.
It's mostly due to him being fuckign tired
even he has a limit
also some fan animations are pretty fun
After recovering his goggles from the AAHW and taking a ride with Sanford and Deimos, Hank is ambushed, and his goggles are stolen once again. Having his property stolen twice in the same day, our hero(?) will stop at nothing to recover that which is his.
You don't need to watch the original... but you could: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjh...
particular favorite
I remember some silly super-weeb fanimation back in the day.
Started with an X or something.
Something I do like in newer animations is when they portray the enemies as
competent
it's just that Hank is a fucking monster
Seen mainly in the newer MC animations
A lot of MC fans are weebs
including me..
probably something about ultra violence that attracts anime lovers
I liked the "bridge mankind collapse" vid.
That shit was gnarly.
also
is that Madness 
Niiice.
Are all planets in the hold of chaos legions/warbands considered Daemon-worlds or solely those inside of warp storms such as the Eye of Terror?
@arctic talon just watched a fight where someone friendly fire'd their own Gang Leader and that Gang Leader got Bitter Emnity on the lasting injuries table. So now he has berserker for free against his own gang 
No theres "normal" planets but they simply just have more paranormal shit happening on them
so while they arent all mega-satan worlds they all have qualities of daemon worlds without being total unlivable hellscapes
I see, so despite being normal there would still be some "paranormal" shit due to the presence of the warband, pretty much
not the warband more just... being inside the Eye of Terror lmao
its an entire sea of souls and madness essentially
there are some ways to turn worlds even outside of the preexisting storms. As for chaos controlled worlds, we do not get much on them. The most normal ones we see are the chaos knight worlds, but those definitely aren't all daemon worlds
That’s so goddamn funny lol
Not all of them are daemon worlds but there’s always some supernatural bullshit going on
Chaos lads always find a way to make it unlivable, but it is not always the case in the first place
it's a wargame, we mostly see the places where war happens. The main reason we know so much about imperial hive worlds is because of the fantastic amounts of gang violence
the homeworld of house herpetrax looked normal enough so that a rogue trader thought it was just another uncontacted dark age colony. that turned out to be a mistake, of course, but it does say quite a lot
Hmm- I see I see
So despite not being near/inside a warp storm, the worlds are still affected by some level of Warp events due to the existance of chaos-afflicted units like warbands, cultists and etc
it really depends on the world. There's more than a million habitable worlds in the imperium, so, even the most unlikely thing may happen somewhere. However, as a general rule of thumb, chaos tends to bring more of a fantasy aesthetic with it, compared to the imperial gilded gothic. Chaos undivided especially markets itself not as service to a god, but as the study of the greater truth of the universe
tbh if you're located outside of a warpstorm but still doing warpy stuff the veil between reality and the warp will be thin
I.E if you start summoning daemons to shove into daemon engines
though, of course, in practice, dealing with all of the magical shit that comes with chaos worship still means there is going to be an abover average number of mutants and people going insane
I see
thats protocol honestly but yeah lol
I would be careful to mention that the "thickness of the veil" is not a generally applicable measurement. These things can be very wonky and often end up as plot devices
remember, warhammer 40k is a fantasy setting in space just as much as it is scifi. It's just that the imperium religiously denies the magical aspects of the setting
even the most mundane imperial world will have mutants and people born with superpowers (aka psykers), it's just that they tend to suppress that stuff through indoctrination and a lot of violence
chaos controlled worlds are, as the name chaos suggests, not unified at all, but they do have a tendency to go far in the other direction
Huh. Apparently the ATV was in image for Armageddon reveal.
Atv?
Wheels.
Me like wheels.
:]
Comes with the territory!
I like the intercessors with the not lame nostalgia bait helmets
Wheels!
I want more!
So, i'm finished with Valedor. Cool book. Eldar deserves to be a dying race. Tyrannid sucks with novelization. Would recommend/10
False on the dying race bit and false on Nids sucking with novelization
otherwise correct, must recommend book

I think the tyrannid show off was weak in the book
Nice to see all flavor of space elves
Well yeah its not a tyranid book dummy smh my head
I wish there was more spotlight on rangers and exodites
Yeah but its mostly just a GW thing
Also
Rangers are craftworld eldar
Exodites basically exist to get blown up and then rescued by eldar lol
Yeah this
Yea but we get them for like one paragraph "hey here are the good paths in this part of the webway, don't thread off"
I hope the following short stories/novella are good
They are generally fine
(Great Devourer omnibus)
Okay so
- Valedor (Peak)
- Wraithflight (Pretty good)
- Last Days of Ector (Surprisingly good)
- Deathstorm (Mid)
- Tempestus (Not bad)
- Devourer (Pretty good)
- Word of the Silent King (Pretty Good)
- Dread Night (Dogshit)
whso in dread night lmao
take a goddamn guess
Nick kyme

The GOAT
OH WIAT IS IT LIEK FUCKING DREAD KNIGHT
Top 3 BL writer (along with Goto and Thorpe)
A lone Grey Knight awakens on a devastated world. As a long night progresses, he finds himself in the midst of a vicious war between daemons and tyranids. Trapped between these deadly foes, he salvages a Dreadknight warsuit from a fallen comrade and heads in search of Salvation - but just what is Salvation?
LIKE THE GK UNIT
DING DING
OMFG
LMAOOO
i thought it was NL for a bit but i know osme of these tsoires are old as shit and they wouldnt do a NL short
then drukhari but i recoginzed like 2 xenos
Cool setting and I assume horrible execution?
i think greyknights needs like 1 writer on alot of unperscribed pills nad make him make all the greykngiht lore in 3 days and 3 nights
that would be peak grey knights
they do have some fun stories but like
they are all from the mid-2000's
lmao
yeah i read a few they are quite corny
Y’all ever get so bored you just renovate your room?
I didn’t do that, but I did make progress on cleaning it up
I would renovate like everything if I was the owner 
i buy shelves if that helps
I got shelves, I just need to clean the crap off of them
I got a damn 360 sitting on one
When I could have Warhammer
@storm jungle is path of the dark eldar series better than Valedor?
I wouldnt say better but its excellent
id highly recommend that + Lukas the Trickster
The IW Omnibus and Hammer of Olympia are gonna be a rough acquisition

At least Tomb World and High Kahl’s Oath are easy to get
Didnt they reprint the IW omni like last year?
$125 paperback on Amazon 
If only I could find Lukas paper for a reasonable price
Thats warhammer books 
Gotta get em while theyre in print. Otherwise wait for 5-10 years for a reprint
刚看到柏妮思人设公布的时候就爱上了!这次拍摄也花了很多心思;火焰其实不大,拍一个镜头的时间就快自己灭了,而且有做好防火措施,后勤一直拿着防火毯和灭火器时刻准备着。
就是这个夜景拍摄,咬了我20多个蚊子包!!我恨啊~~~
(其实有拍很多过程和...
missus is already gay
it makes you gayer
Ain't that the guy who pretended to play 40k tabletop, smashed his minis and then said he never played?
yes
What the fuck
It always seems whenever I find something funny
It turns out the creator is like
A PoS

TF is wrong with the 40k fanbase man

this guy isn't a 40k fan though, there is stuff wrong with the fanbase though
smh
In general, a lot
ohhh this hangover is killing me
The Ciaphas Cain series seems tedious to collect ngl
I thought there was like only 3 books in it
Not fucking 11

They get collected in omnibuses
Yeah and I can’t find the other 2 after Hero of the Imperium
I prefer physical copies of books
I’m creating a book wishlist right now
yes Angel Exterminatus, IW Omnibus and Hamme of Olympia are the hardest for me to find right now
Defender and Saviour?
I’m pretty sure they are very out of print
Mainly exist as ebooks now
Saviour is like 8 years old since last print
Defender 11
So be prepared to pay scalper rates for phys
Feels like a common phrase I’ll be hearing a lot

It’s why I started investing more into ebooks and audio lol
my mom used to download ebooks and print them out so she could read them like a book
like just stapled it together and read it
i don't think she does it anymore cause it's a colossal waste of paper but still things we do huh
i don't know if i could really dig into a book i do these days if it was just on my computer
Is fine on a kindle or what have you
@celest dome there is a lot of leaks and speculation heavily indicating moonclaw is coming in end times dlc

Oh that's nice
Ngl despite knowing the stormcloaks are
Generally a bunch of racists
I admit
Goes hard
And fits
Although the Viltrumites technically aren't racist
Just xenophobic
I was gonna say like "strength based"
But they don't consider anybody other than them to be worth anything even if they're strong
So xenophobic
So’re the Imperials like
Problem with Skyrim is you’re just picking your flavour of racism
fantasy with races is a specist/ethnologist's wet dream anyways
I have a question about the Moebian 6th, would they have used hazard stripes on elite unit's armour before turning traitor?
Possibly, but nothing really pointing to the case afaik
I mean we have their old blue uniforms as a skin
So probably not
Unless there was some top secret hazard stripe gang in the sixth
The blue uniforms are their parade ones
Not necessarily their battle uniforms
But the cinematic about Nox Alpha doesn't have any stripes afair
I think their are some descriptions of the Blue being phased out for Darker colours on Nox Alpha
I think on the Vet’s set
But yeah the Nox Alpha cinematic has no stripes anywhere
the way I understood the blue armour is that it's their original actual armour colour but they either painted their armour black or got new black armour to help blend in with the darkness of Nox Alpha
Also the hazard stripes are only on more elite units such as gunners, shotgunners, plasma gunners, maulers and the Crushers, nothing on regular lasmen and outside of the ogryn the outfits we get would just be for regulars.
Then in the Nox Alpha cutscene all we see are a comissar, a captain and a lot of lasmen (to my understanding)
In the old regimental structure all of the “elites” and the lasmen would’ve dressed the same
My theory is actually that some of them have been salvaging metal for “reinforced” armour since the return to Atoma and the ongoing war, and the hazard stripes are simply from metal salvaged and reforged
I have a genuine distaste for then Iron Hands. "Mneyh, the flesh is weak," "our Primarch understood this as fact," "I'm no different than the Adeptus Mechanicus!" Looks like someone can't admit they MISS THEIR DADDY AND ARE A PALE IMITATION OF MY FAVORITE FACTION!
That’s not what the Iron Hands are about.
They are about hate, like everything in the Imperium, but even more Darwinist somehow.
Some people be transgender, I'm transhumanist.
That's not an Iron Hand, it's a Red Talon
They are pretty funny
He is the Red Talon
When he did the funny he was still an Iron Hand
You think that one Slaaneshi Iron Hand changed it to flesh taste good
Yummy
The new creed
I hear Ferrus himself wouldnt even approve of that
He spent the years leading into the Horus Heresy to try and cure that gene defect of theirs.
He wanted to teach them that the flesh was strong, one last lesson in iron
Then he got decapitated no diff by Fulgrim lol
They have a defect?
He died so he was wrong lets double down
HE WAS WEAK
Not really a defect so much as an obsession
With making themselves “strong” and “enduring” via cybernetic augmentation and prioritising inhuman battle logic
After Isstvan V it might’ve become a defect as a result of the trauma
Based on the way Sev and Valzen describe them in the moments after he died, it really feels like a defect lol (rage and insane hatred for weakness)
I think that their "flesh is weak" mentality after their Primarch died is kinda similar to the Black Rage that the Blood Angels got after Sanguinius (rest his soul), passed.
Intresting..
Heard that a Primarch's death does send like a psychic wave when they die
Yeah, that does happen. Except for Vulkan, because he's died many times.
The old (rage) defect (which the Red Talons still felt the entire time) really came out when they were at the height of the Gaudinian heresy
They are now embracing it iirc
Some of the modern IH successors don't seem to have that schtick going on but I might misremember
Soon
Ooh interesting
They don't have a lot going on but Knights of Byzantium are kinda just described as normal Marines as far as I remember
Not the biggest fan of IHs but the chapter pack looks pretty good
That might mean it’s not a gene curse and just possibly trauma
That or they’ll have some great crashout
I knew IH had this augment obsession thing, So it only started after Ferrus' death?
It started before it just got worse afterwards
Or the KoB just aren't described in great detail. Hard to say
But when other primarchs than Sanguinius died it had an effect and subsided, e.g. Death Guard and White Scars no
Sangy just died in a particularly bad way
I'm not so big on the HH so I can't say for certain
Havent even reached Siege yet from my readings
So idk a whole lot either in the piles of lore of 40k
are you reading the entire series lmao
Poor ghoul
I had a friend that tried it
I warned them repeatedly but he said he has a lot of freetime at his job and reads fast
||(he did not make it past Battle of the Abyss KEK)||
this just showed up in the black library app for me, damn abnett wrote peak once
I couldn't make myself read another HH book even if I tried I think
Same, its just so pointless
Nuh-uh it's bleeding into 40k proper
havent even gotten the time recently but i might as well stop at Eisenstein gotten a bit burnt out of reading warhammer 
lmao yea
if you ever wanna read HH you only have to do like 13 books
I'm gonna do as the local sump dweller, you should read Warhammer Crime/Horror
Hear nightlords have one but idk
Altho i did finish Absolute batman
Was pretty short but
Still peak
I just tallied it, I read 14 of 64 books listed on the wikipedia including the siege
also its short because its ongoing
this is prob the first comic series im actually following its monthly releases for lol
you did your part
don't need no space marines dw just read the good ones
i wonder if someone makes space marines in tomodachi life
definitely
I'm a weathered soldier, I got dang ol' primarch ptsd
15 including ashes because it's more of the same
I did just manage to get tomodachi life emulated, I should put in a blorbo
Seeing that game everyone
WOuldnt be surprised if someone made the primarchs in there 
also speaking of horror, just finished this 3-parter anthlogy novel from them
absolutely peak, highly recommend it
or some other warhammer characters
Wicked and Damned is good
Putting it on my list
100%
i think the 3rd story was the one that got me the most
that shit was horrifying
and im not one to get creeped out easily lol
It's the one with the missionary who stops at this ship wrecking station with his former lover right?
The first one I found downright funny in that dark comedy way
tho the ||entity reveal at the 2nd story and the way it kills people was "oh fuck"||
Oh yeah
SAME
"Valemar."
"Commissar."
"Whatever."
also his copium riddled internal monologue is legit peak
"I had to do it you see, I had to disembowel that guy, he was a heretic, I just had to do it"
okay man whatever
He's very funny, one of the all time commissars
If you mean WH Horror I think you mean Nightbleed and Nightfall
Those are good
Very creepy and esoteric
Didn’t know NL had an affinity for evil ass lovecraft obelisks
I think I might have another go at the Wicked and the Damned after this Zardu Layak story
WH Horror is great in that they can make the most simple premises scary
you can deffo finish reading it in like 2-3 days, it flows very fast
absolutely
I'm thinking about it and all my favourite Annandale stories are the horror ones lmbo
They do it pretty well tbh, i was even surprised to see how much I liked Kyme's story with the guard lady
lightning in a bottle moment because i was legit dreading reading it
Oh is it the Sepulturum one
I think it's the only 'big' one I haven't read because I saw Kymes name attached to it
Nah i meant the 2nd story with the guard lady being haunted
I forget that one, I'm gonna have a go at all of the short stories I've missed this year so maybe I'll get to it then

speaking of tomodachi life space marines this is all I found on hellsite, of course it'd be a necron fan

Necron fans trying to not make their doomed yaoi characters into anything
to be fair the Severed novel literally has Zhandrekh talk about love and how Oberyn actually "loves" him
🥀
"N-No, we can't! We're both necrodermis constructs!!"
🫵 🏳️🌈
Is Toms Diner just the only place to meet up in Cyberpunk
This is the 2nd comic and 3rd time with the game smh my head
its that classic noir trope but also because its one of the only "old timey" places left in NC basically
so peeps got nostalgia for it
Totentanz slander
Dexter Jetster mention???
they gotta get people who can imagine a place to eat other than a 60s diner
I thought the nefarious anglo had Gregg's and the Yankee parking lots to eat in
not working in entertainment media
thats
i did an adhd conversarion line skip
just try to imagine what i should have said first
so eldar are cool right
weird esoteric guys
but what the fuck is wrong with those scorpion assholes
chainswords? what the fuck is their problem
theyre cool
they are in the same faction as warp spiders they need to get their shit together
Striking Scorpions are chill
Stealth and mandible guns and chainswords is chill
They're a bit weird tbf
Some of the most violent but also stealthy eldar
the mandiblasters is the closest they get to having sauce
but it's like
they're trying too hard to stand out
mounting guns on your face doesn't make you cool
unless you're a mech
Do you think at one point they learned spiders and scorpions were real life earth creatures
You hate the humble scorpion
You just know hives have crazy spider problems
The Old Ones transplanted the same concepts across the galaxy
Scorpions, horses, dinosaurs
i don't think any human knows that
I had fun once making up a spider animal adapted entirely to a single cruiser ship
Hives gotta have some crazy adaptations
I mean theres a species of mosquito that only lives in the london subway lol
2 maybe?
I bet hives have bad mosquito problems and equally bad spider problems fed by them
spiders in that situation sound like the opposite of a problem
it does make you look cool pal
its also prob one of the msot creative weapon things ive seen lmao
imagine locking blades with someone and they just blast you in the face
kek
They'd probably web up half the ventilation 
they can already do that with the pistol
not when their hands are occupied
the last thing a person you are locking swords with is expecting is you faceblasting them
anyway you don't have a mosquito problem AND a spider problem feeding on them, you have a mosquito problem and a spider boon
Anyway, banned for 2 week sfor this statement
Jokaero turns your tongue piercing into a digi-weapon and now you have to be really careful not to blow your own face off
technically that'd be a lingual weapon
Warp Spiders are cool tho
Scorpions are arachnids too 
Peak Spiders 🙏
the more i use the warp-pack in HD2 the more i realised how badass the Spiders are ngl lol
so what do you mean by this?
W-w-warp pack?! Warhammer 40,000 mentioned in HD2!?!?!!!
It means you are banned for 2 weeks for this statement
i think its pretty clear

for thinking warp spiders are cool?
For dissing striking scorpions clearly
i don't hate them i want them to do better
They're 2nd or 3rd after shadow spectres
whats there to "do better"
they are stealth-bruisers lol
they literally got an entire Killteam to themselves
Eldar spiders and eldar scorpions implies aspects for ticks, mites, and pseudoscorpions
funniest part of this btw
the only thing the lore acknowledged of like "how the fuck do eldar know about this thing" is for chainswords
where it explains their concept goes back to like pre-human ages LMAO
like WHAT
pseudoscorpions are so cute
Whataver, fly my pseudoscorpion.
i only found out they exist last year when i spotted one slowly crawling across my kitchen table
absolutely stanced up
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The Old Ones invented chainswords because they're cool
it ironically literally said that iirc
They presumably picked up orangutans on earth to make the jokaero
"This will be the most successful ape on this planet" they said
it makes sense, the chainsaw was invented on earth in the 1700s
I really like the concept of deities making shit up for no reason at all, just it being cool as fuck
Yeah just mix a chainsaw with this sword. Fuck yeah.
I bet GW is malding over not making the chainsaw shield first
They look at DOOMGUY wielding that shit weeping
How often do eldar even do forestry
They wouldn't have until after the war in heaven and with wire weapons and stuff idk why they'd invent the chainsaw
I think it would make more sense if the krorks made it
gw trying to sue doomguy for unlicensed use of a chain and being a marine
Clearly a Salamander offshoot
"The doom guy is a marine? From what ship?"
-most annoying guy
The current doomguy is not a marine hes some kind of special forces from evil heaven or some shit i didn't play eternal
he's the marine from doom 2 iirc
The doom slayer is a whole new guy afaik
And he'd been in that casket a long time
I do not think the doom slayer is, in the strictest sense, even a human
not currently no
Did he somehow get sent back in time in doom 2
after the events of the og dooms he ended up in the science fantasy world
the doom64 ending leads directly into the events of doom16
Isnt doom 2 the one who's related to commander keen
and then eternal sets up how he got so swole before 64
and then iunno about dark ages its sum crazy wacky shit
maybe he went into a slipgate
where's quakeguy when you need him
Telefragging
the doom 2016 world with earth and mars and such is a different dimension with earth and mars than his original one
gotta find a slipgate outta here
That actually does make it make more sense lol
also both doomguy and commander keen are descended from bj blazkowicz, which does amusingly mean he's potentially jewish
And definitely polish...
anyway in science fantasy world he got juiced up with angel steroids, then he was their super war slave for a while, after that he somehow ended up back in hell and got sealed in that coffin
idk what happens in dark ages i haven't played it
but afaik it's a prequel to doom 2016
I think doom is the only franchise i know of where people struggle to keep track of which main character is which lol
which is ironic because it's mostly the same guy
I am under the impression it's all the same guy
well doom 3 and doom 64 is different guys
Well 1 and 2 are different guys
betrayal
I think 2 64 modern doom are all the same guy with different monikers
And the variety of other dooms have a handful of guys
Or no 1 and 2 are the same guy as well
yeah 1 and 2 is the same guy
strange warp spider
Funky fellow
Is actually a Munda Spyrer
Ah hah
and here I thought we banned munda
Doom Stan...
Knew it wasn’t an aeldar
The one corner of the screen gives a hint as to what I am going for lol
anyway the original dooms were from the era of "the plot in videogames is as important as the plot in porn"
tbh, it looks a little bit like some 3rd party Eldar I've seen
fucking WILD to be saying that when marathon was coming out btw
Yeah it kinda does but like
I didn’t see them pointy ears (there’s like headphones lol)
So I sort of convinced myself it had to be a human or smth
That's just how games was back then, wild west wasteland kind of a deal
Oh like that, I just wanted to talk about warp spiders. I forgot about Munda and thought it was some Starcraft thing
Uhhhhhh not to me, but my Chinese is ass as fuck so maybe I’m saying it to myself wrongly
Real
Thankfully Munda Pusher can’t use this opportunity to spread his agenda
as dilara has banned all necromunda talk
I dunno did Nostramo have anything going for it
Shares a name with a cool space ship, uhh
anything else?
penitent engines maybe if that one book is to be believed
looking through the aspects, shadow spectres are new to me
Yeah
Space Marines, Orks, Eldar, Imperial Guard and I'm betting money on Chaos day 1 DLC
I mean uh
In terms of uh
Nostraman Chainglaives and Penitent Engines
Yes
they better not do any fuckin day 1 dlc
smile
their reputation is already in the gutter
Oh yeah the chainglaives, that's 3 things
I think it’s been there for a while
they have already learned that they simply do not have infinite good will
Adamantium too uhhh
They have like some of the biggest adamantium deposits in the galactic northeast iirc
And when Curze took over the first time, apparently he skyrocketed their production and exports and shit
money more importanter
if you cross the trust thermocline people stop buying your shit
I mean the small bits of the Nostraman language we have are cool, definitely not a fleshed out conlang though
lots of s's in that mess
deserved tbh
True but I expect Totalwar40k to sell like hotcakes
absolute disaster of a hairstyle
Cyrus deserved insidious backshots
kinda thinking tw40k was the break glass in case of emergency option yeah
or he colours his facial hair
don't like that
They're also pulling out Medieval Total War 3 so, it kinda seems like it
no tau anywhere yet
hopefully 40k gets their b team
the guys who were maintaining total warhammer 2
because the a team really fucked the dog with twh3
same to a degree, but the ui and balance were both a severe downgrade in 3 on release
and the new siege system was a real mess
Sounds about right I just haven't cared much
Sieges I did avoid to be fair
just auto resolve that nonsense
The TWW3 dlc design team is dead to me
and they made every little settlement a siege too
Bruh
and also p sure it's like the 4th siege rework
why are they doing end times dlc
I just yarr'd all of the DLC
everyone hated end times
it has cool characters and units to add
End Times had some cool bits, wish it was written much better
whatever, maybe they'll do something cool with it
also thanquol is coming
i don't have the fuckin space to download the game anyway
the aspect warrior pages on lexicanum are so short
compared to basically every chapter of space marines being getting several meters of wiki page
smile
my generational fumbler thanquol playable in twwh, almost ten years after skaven launched
Being an asurhead is suffering
Tell me he dies from this
looks like it in the trailer
YES YESSSS
they put an honor blankie on him
Yeah I think he’s dead
WAITER, WAITER
PLEASE MORE BLOOD RAVENS SLANDER
Naught at best
a "flag" or whatever
could just be a trailer non-canon death
Damn it
see how dire it is, gang
What if Avitus just comes back
what if i just never play the space marine campaign :)
Cyrus did show up in the ork trailer that came out afterwards didn't he
Martellus was the traitor all along guys Avitus and uh Force Commander just went to fight Orks on DakkaMorka 6-7 or smth
Real
Avitus must be the canon traitor because he had the best ending
Martellus became a Word Bearer though
Martellus the techmarine?
Literally me ngl
i legit could not give a single shit regarding "problems" with Total War lol
i just play the game
Were any of the Retribution endings ever confirmed
https://youtu.be/WB1sxrBxKwQ look at this though
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Blood Ravens ending is cnaon im sure
Yeah
Worst 40k trailer ever
They should've added some more mechanicus fodder so the necrons could destroy it
i mean the original designs are cool
While the protagonist goes on rampaging in the middle of the action
But they just decided to make her Ultra Instinct all of them and then just die
i meant chaos rising but yea
it's been like 20 years since those games came out
I'm genuinely just happy to have TOW to play around with and I don't have to pay out the ass for a handful of outdated models
^
Your entire savings, please
One of the shin ribbons needs repairing
@opaque coyote my attempt at a Magical girl themed Spyrer Armoured Rogue Trader.
James Jorkshop, if you could please make the BR sacrifice themselves by the end of this game so the chapter goes extinct and all of their fans mald over it I would instantly waste all of my money into whatever merchandise you want.

Have them finally revealed as the Lion’s sons
99% likelihood lol
I'll take anything over 1k sons, have them be UM descendant just for fun but they're really embarrassed by it
I'll take it, I have a perhaps unreasonable dislike of loyalists with traitor geneseed by now
Also to quash the Soul Drinker Kson slander, it’s RG seed, notice how the weirdos like Sarpedon are all unnaturally pale, all of 5th Fellowship died at Cthonia but not all the RG
Same here
Best i can do is that the blood ravens are one of the lost legions
take this mans kidneys
Its not me its company policy
I still think my crack theory might be true
in where they're a DA chapter and this is the reason the lion is there
I think the funniest possible answer is "a mix of blood angel and raven guard geneseed"
just don't look at them
and prepare to get really good at fighting them in pvp if that's your deal
"Not willing to give up mysterious origins to be the 10000th ultramarines successor" would be pretty funny
I will now send Curze your coords
Yay
YOUR CRACK THEORY IS THE TRUTH AND IM TIRED OF PEOPLE PRETENDING IT ISNT
legit it's the only reason I can really thing of they the DA are there
like what's da point
The greatest sin of Josh Reynolds was confirming there is at least one chapter with chimeric gene seed out there
Exactly
Fits the secrecy and librarianmaxxing too
I liked it being this horrendous gene monstrosity I guess
But now at least some of the Red Scimitars are just Chimeric ig
I mean I’m less unreasonable about it compared to traitor loyalists
Been hearing that around lately.
I believe it!
I said it like
5 mins after the first trailer came out lol
and it's still in my mind
Average LoV plot:
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Jesus Christ space marines have alot of vehicle data sheets
They could cut down alot if they combine all the captains into 1 stat sheets along side leutenits, ancients, each vehicle kit, and cut out all the old models
Why is there literally 5 rhinos
6
Different weapons?
Sorry 8
Yeah
It used to be the case
Until GW got rid of wargear options
lol
Though the predators and vehicles have always been split to hell
For some reason
I understand both approaches but I think combing them is probably the healthiest route for space marines lol
Oh new people oh new people
Will new people now probably know what terminators are and shit
It’s so far

