#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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Hes a twat

rancid cove
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Vulkan? KEKW

storm jungle
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šŸ˜­

timid pasture
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Curze

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Vulkan Is Just bald

rancid cove
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"cooler Batman"
he's a r*pist, torturer and insane individual

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he's not a cooler Batman

timid pasture
rancid cove
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he's Batman if he was a crack-head who can see the future

timid pasture
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No way

lament shoal
timid pasture
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wym hes a r*pist

jade holly
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WHAT DID YOU THINK THE NIGHT LORDS DO???

lament shoal
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Its the primarch of the fucking night lords dawg

timid pasture
rancid cove
jade holly
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Night Lords look to Drukhari for inspiration

timid pasture
timid pasture
rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
timid pasture
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šŸ˜Ø

lament shoal
storm jungle
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LMAO

rancid cove
jade holly
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Wait until Elchef learns of the cannibalism

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Whatā€™s that famous fucked up quote Kurze has when confronted by another Primarch?

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in relation to him eating people?

timid pasture
storm jungle
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dude

jade holly
storm jungle
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everyone in 40k does cannibalism

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lol

jade holly
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That oneā€™s almost par for the course

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The Kroot do it but they get benefits from it or something

rancid cove
storm jungle
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Kroot is not cannibalism

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they just eat people lol

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cannibalism is eating your own species

lament shoal
jade holly
storm jungle
timid pasture
rancid cove
# storm jungle LMAO

A lot of people do ngl which is insane to say the least
I mean, not that it makes Curze look worse than he is because it can't get any worse KEKW

jade holly
storm jungle
rancid cove
jade holly
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Where do you think the meat that was attached to the skin on their armor went?

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Recycling?

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Nah that was lunch

timid pasture
rancid cove
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dude

storm jungle
timid pasture
jade holly
rancid cove
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there is no way cannibalism is worse than flaying
like
trying to compare it is even funnier

storm jungle
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its both comparable worse ngl

rancid cove
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yeah dude i cant BELIEVE you could eat this persons flesh after flaying them alive to make a new boot

timid pasture
storm jungle
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Flaying sounds "whatever" until like you actually see it happen IRL lol

timid pasture
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:(

storm jungle
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tho 40k has deffo desentisized me on it

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its like "yes we get it"

timid pasture
storm jungle
rancid cove
jade holly
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TELL HIM ABOUT THE DAEMONCULABA šŸ—£ļø šŸ”„

timid pasture
lament shoal
timid pasture
rancid cove
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Like yeah man I get it, you like making clothing out of people

jade holly
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Walking through a museum dedicated to Drukhari torture methods

ā€œSeen itā€
ā€œBoringā€
ā€œUninspiredā€
ā€œOh that oneā€™s newā€

rancid cove
# timid pasture I have

Then I just fail to see why being so surprised at the act of cannibalism
in the NightLords no less
They are the lowest of lows, the worst of the worst

timid pasture
rancid cove
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Ever since their creation during the end of the Unification Wars they were recruited from the worst parts of Terras prison cells

jade holly
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Among Space Marines Night Lords are the scum on the bottom of the barrel

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And thatā€™s an impressive feat

rancid cove
jade holly
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Shit tastes like the infinite cosmosā€¦ and also depression

rancid cove
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The Word Bearers do it for sacrificial rites
Iron Warriors have done worse to keep the sieges going
The Night Lords do it for the fun of it
Sons of Horus/Black Legion believe possession is the absolute power status so cannibalism is def on it

lament shoal
rancid cove
timid pasture
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World Eaters do it too maybe

rancid cove
lament shoal
rancid cove
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The Death Guard also partake in cannibalism because, uh

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Nurgle mutations and shit

jade holly
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If I had to sum up why each chaos legion does heinous shit:
Word Bearers: ritualistic and will of the chaos gods
Iron Warriors: Served some function to conpleting their operation
alpha Legion: Sowing confusion and panic
Black Legion: They just do not give enough of a shit not to
Death Guard: I actually donā€™t know
Emperorā€™s Children: Perfecting it
Thousand Sons: Studying what happens
World Eaters: Because their minds are now literally hardwired to do so

Night Lords: for the absolute love of the game

lament shoal
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Khorne cultists eat people so

lament shoal
rancid cove
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the WE berzeker biting a piece out of an enemies ear like prime Mike Tyson

jade holly
lament shoal
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I bet Tzeentch loved those Japanese scientists for what they were doing in china during ww2

rancid cove
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even loyalists do cannibalism, man

timid pasture
rancid cove
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Blood Angels, Space Wolfs

jade holly
rancid cove
timid pasture
jade holly
rancid cove
rancid cove
lament shoal
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Isnā€™t is Flesh Tearers

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Snh

timid pasture
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Space wolves eat people?

timid pasture
jade holly
rancid cove
# lament shoal Isnā€™t is Flesh Tearers

Flash Eaters also have cannibalism allegations
I mean the entirety of the BA do, since they still are affected by the Red Thirst and it helps keeping the Black Rage in check

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All chapters and the legion partake in the eating of flesh and drinking blood
they just do it in a more fancy way

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by mixing it with wine and drinking blood from goblets

jade holly
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BA really are stuck between a rock and a hard place

Cannibalize

Or

Be so fucking angry at everything and see it as Horus to the point you need to die to be cured

rancid cove
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Now the eating of people is just taken out of peoples views

rancid cove
ripe forum
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Im doing a play by post and just described a pot of stew for an ogryn

rancid cove
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I wouldn't be surprised if the Black Templars partake in cannibalistic rituals because of their zealotry

ripe forum
jade holly
rancid cove
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so maybe

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but not specifically chaos

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just a warp entity

rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
jade holly
rancid cove
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its the BLACK Angel

ripe forum
rancid cove
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not Dark Angel

ripe forum
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So it's the good shit

rancid cove
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pog

ripe forum
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I had them roll willpower to resist the stews temptation

rancid cove
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THE STEW WILLS YOU TO KNEEL

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MORTAL!!!

alpine star
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writing stuff for a 40k ttrpg is fun because some times you look up what to properly call a given thing for hours, and some times, you tell your players to take the elevatorium to get to a different level of a building

rancid cove
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thats how actual GW writers do it

storm jungle
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yeha making shit up for fun is the best part of 40k

arctic talon
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ā€œThe coffetoriumā€

winter pine
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just creating gibberish dog latin for a location or thing is pretty fun for a 40k ttrpg lmao

rancid cove
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wait are there possessed power armors in canon? Like suits of power armor/terminator armor which were imbued with daemons to make it more... powerful? I know theres possessed weapons but idk about armor

surreal nest
arctic talon
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This exists

winter pine
arctic talon
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Yes

rancid cove
arctic talon
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The armor whispered to her to put it on

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And kill her master

winter pine
arctic talon
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Tbf

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She didnā€™t die

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She just underwent symbiosis with the khornate daemon lmao

rancid cove
arctic talon
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She did go completely insane

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Tbf

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But hey sheā€™s the daemons best friend now

winter pine
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how progressive of khorne to empower a lady to be a murderous psychopath and aspiring champion in his name

rancid cove
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I was gonna write that the last guy who wore the terminator suit died and ended up turning into a "daemon" due to his ungodly amount of hate
Then every time someone wears it they eventually go mad due to him overpowering the person and taking control of their body

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Pretty much shein venom

daring creek
alpine star
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my mind went all the way to knight suits. Possessed knights are canon for sure, house khometis is still one of my favs for that

rancid cove
heady rivet
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Just watched the closest Necromunda game I ever done seen in my life

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Orlock vs Ash Waste Nomads

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My friends Champion just simply refused to lose

lament shoal
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I heard not many people actually play munda on tabletop

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I wanna get into it so how do I find people who do

fervent geode
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She killed Iron Warrior Triarch Kroeger

heady rivet
fervent geode
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Which tbh deserved

heady rivet
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And hope its not a cardslop LGS

fervent geode
outer wave
lament shoal
heady rivet
sacred ginkgo
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Have fun

outer wave
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Ring team just walloped him mostly

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I did also kill grandma

sacred ginkgo
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I had to try him a few times, but I think that was post nerf

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Teams post season 6 are FUCKED

outer wave
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True

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They're so strong

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Ring Hong Lu is just dumb

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Silly amounts of damage

sacred ginkgo
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Also, he's the solo benchmark of the entire game for the rest of time cause of free Morostias

sacred ginkgo
outer wave
sacred ginkgo
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He has a passive which gives sp based on speed, but its disabled at 6 bind

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One of the reasons Cinq Outis can solo him effortlessly besides her 23 evade

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(Yes, the 2 star)

outer wave
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Oooooh

rancid cove
arctic talon
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@heady rivet

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timid pasture
winged jacinth
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these options are a trap because if you just choose a single lesser known chapter that means they're the main characters and you win

vital ginkgo
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Is the chaos entity Malice canon?

winged jacinth
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sort of?

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like Malice is still around but i wouldnt necessarily assume everything about them is still the same

celest dome
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Malice is still canon, I just not really active

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Sons of Malice are his sole followers iirc.

winged jacinth
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also he can be summoned

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which like
if you can be summoned and you're weaker than belakor are you a god

vital ginkgo
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So he's more like an independent warp entity than an actual chaos god?

winged jacinth
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hes definitely not counted among the big 4 or the slightly wider 5 that includes vashtorr

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so yeah hes probably basically an unaligned greater daemon

vital ginkgo
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I see

winged jacinth
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he only gets a mention every few years anyway

fervent geode
celest dome
winged jacinth
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He seems aligned to like, interpersonal and internal hatred? Idk i haven't read the 5 appearances lol

arctic talon
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Heā€™s likely ravenous dissolution

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Based on the imperiums understanding of the warp

wary fulcrum
# timid pasture

Itā€™s absolutely insane that people are putting Carcaradonā€™s above White Scars

arctic talon
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It should be noted that this is the Inqusition and Mechanicusā€™s best guess after years upon years of research and the recorded ramblings of a few high ranking chaos sorcs

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vagrant fox
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That just makes me trust it more

celest dome
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tbf, most of what we know about Chaos is from the maddened rambling of an Empire Count in fantasy

wary fulcrum
jade holly
celest dome
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Each one would be its own Chaos God

jade holly
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Heedless Slaughter is Khorne

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Rapturous Sensation is Slaanesh
Formless Distortion is Tzeentch?
Putrid Corruption is Nurgle

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Idfk

celest dome
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That is correct

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Emperor would be Encroaching Ruin

jade holly
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Malevolent Artifice sounds like Vashtorr but heā€™s not a godā€¦ yet

celest dome
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Malevolent ARtificer would be the domain that Vashtorr want to claim.
(would be Hashut in Fantasy)
Formless Distortion for Malice
Ravenous Dissolution is probably what the Great Horned Rat is in fantasy

jade holly
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Then which one is Tzeentch if itā€™s not Formless Distortion?

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Also the irony of Encroaching Ruin being Big E so the traitor legions are still worshipping him

celest dome
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Infernal Tempest

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The Traitor Legions aren't worshipping Encroachin Ruin as of yet

jade holly
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I guess Primordial Annihilation, as itā€™s the center of it, is some god above the chaos gods?

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Or is that the domain they all form when together?

celest dome
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It is either Nuffle, the Great Beast, or Chaos as a whole

rocky gale
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Nuffle

fervent geode
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Blood bowl mention, all will play football

steel ingot
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1 billion more models to blood bowl

steel ingot
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guys is huron just cooler abadon

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like every time he shows up in any of these books

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he's just cooler daniel'ing abaddon

solid horizon
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im more of an abaddon guy but alas even model wise you are right (except new huron)

steel ingot
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like he's effortless in his command of his boys and everyone who follows him

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plus he's just so damn freaky in such a great way

solid horizon
steel ingot
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half cyborg pain man who smiles at everything

solid horizon
steel ingot
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meanwhile abaddon has to quel rebellions every campaign he starts

fervent geode
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So does Huron on occasion, even among his Astral Claws (Sartak comes to mind)

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Abbadonā€™s just got a bigger ship

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Also every campaign feels like a bit much, most ā€œrebellionsā€ are moreso desertions

solid horizon
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consequences of having a large ass army

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of chaotic schizos

steel ingot
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it may just be a like

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favor of writers i guess

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red corsairs look cooler though

solid horizon
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not a fan of the clean red look but I can get why some people like it

steel ingot
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its funny i didnt know about the red corsairs until they came up in some minor ship dialogue in the morningstar

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and then went on a whole trip looking through their lore

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fun guys, real chill hangs

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that corpsemaster seems like a real dependable fellow

solid horizon
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until Huron got a new model I've always thought he was a world eater

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because I didnt know the lore... and because he used to look like this

steel ingot
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i love his little fucked up dog

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in the night lords books all of the night lords are constantly like Wtf is that thing should we tell him

green loom
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And now he's awesomer with awesome underlings

fervent geode
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Heā€™s always been a real sigma

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Utter aura

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raven stone
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Ah, back when he was an even bigger Chad with Termie armour.

fervent geode
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Back with the evil ass talon and huge ass flamer

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And honestly the better colour scheme

solid horizon
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evil ultramarine

fervent geode
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He even says as much in his character novel

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Figures that Guilliman is probably is his father while he has Guilliman locked up

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Finds it ironic

daring creek
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Given the state of america

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And the gas prices

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I don't think I want to go on a flight this year!

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A shit load of flights was just cancelled and spirit airlines shutdown I think

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Yeah it shutdown

vagrant fox
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whomst flies in this economy

daring creek
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A lot of people unfortunately

surreal nest
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Did you guys know dean norris the guy who plays Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad bought a BBQ place

storm jungle
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thats like the most fucking Hank-thing to do imaginable ngl

surreal nest
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Im going to it Sunday he is doing signings

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šŸ—£ļø

storm jungle
surreal nest
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Gonna eat that Hank meat

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šŸ—£ļø

queen laurel
surreal nest
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Are you threatening me

queen laurel
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if i was threatening you i would tell you things like

surreal nest
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I'm canceling my trip you're gonna hurt me

solid horizon
queen laurel
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I'm going to RIP off your head and eat your brain

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I'm going to RIP you in half and then eat your guts after which I will throw your other side to a crocodile for it to eat you

surreal nest
queen laurel
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i'm very straightforward with my threats

surreal nest
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Do you have a pet crocodile

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Im pretty sure pigs are the better way to get rid of bodies

queen laurel
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But where's the fun in that

surreal nest
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I think the best way is to deatomize them but ok

fervent geode
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Why are yall using animals when you could do it yourself smdh

vagrant fox
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I think mr Bulgur is right

surreal nest
fervent geode
vagrant fox
fervent geode
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Real

surreal nest
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I hate cloverfield so much

fervent geode
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Ireland?

surreal nest
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That and the movie yeah

fervent geode
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RIP

vagrant fox
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Ireland is a den of vipers

storm jungle
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shut the fuck up dumbass

surreal nest
storm jungle
surreal nest
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Personally I think its scary and it makes me sad

fervent geode
storm jungle
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I mean its not suppose to be scary that much, its not a horror movie lol

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its just a monsterflick in america which was never really done at the time

surreal nest
storm jungle
surreal nest
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Yeah it freaks me out just actually thinking about godzilla from that perspective

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The powerlessness

storm jungle
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i actually dont think any godzilla movie has done something like this either

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its mostly like sometimes very quick shots from a ground POV for 5s before the camera cuts awaty

surreal nest
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Yeah its freaky

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Done really well

storm jungle
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yeah also the ARG leading up to the movie was great as well

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the background lore dump is insane lol

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not a lot of people would even know of it at the time due to the internet availability unlike today

surreal nest
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Live action thriller/horror/slasher stuff is so hard for me to watch I just end up feeling super bad for the people

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Guess my empathy beams are too strong....

storm jungle
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They are, forget the people dummy save yourself

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šŸš

surreal nest
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Idk how people watch scream

storm jungle
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they watch it because its fun

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its not a serious franchise and a lot of effort goes into them

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the last one sucked tho because they got rid of the main actress and a few of her pals for tweeting against israel for palestine LOL

surreal nest
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No theyre good thsyre just so hard for me to watch

storm jungle
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wait really

vagrant fox
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Eh, if it was real people but it's just make believe

storm jungle
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why tho

surreal nest
storm jungle
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too empathetic

vagrant fox
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-2

surreal nest
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Im being -2'd

surreal nest
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But like the opening of i think scream 4 with the professor just makes me like sick and its not the actual kill or gore

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Scream 5

storm jungle
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LMAO

surreal nest
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Scream 3?

vagrant fox
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these chicken dippers are bussin

surreal nest
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Scream 6

vagrant fox
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I'm sentencing you to go kill random NPCs in video games until you're desensitized

storm jungle
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^

vagrant fox
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only pick evil options

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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when I was a wee baby in 2008 I found it hard to be mean in video game but then I realised they're just 1s and 0s and it doesn't matter

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ever since then I've been a chad

vagrant fox
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I made Kennys life as hellish as possible

surreal nest
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Thats so vile

storm jungle
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I love Kenny but hes also a little bitch that goes berserk the moment you dont agree with him

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fucking whiny fuck

surreal nest
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What did kenny even do for the S1 group

storm jungle
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Nothing basically

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lol

vagrant fox
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Did sweet FA and just whined as far as my memory goes

surreal nest
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I guess the meat locker room was his only like valuable contribution

storm jungle
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god that entire scene was fucking hilarious

vagrant fox
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I did everything to save Larry and Kenny decided to be a shit about it

storm jungle
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I did everything to save Larry

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-10

vagrant fox
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yeah

storm jungle
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-15

vagrant fox
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Larry was cool though what a pos

surreal nest
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I feel like it was common sense to pop his brain

storm jungle
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it was

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hes also a racist piece of shit

spare osprey
storm jungle
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and a total dead weight

storm jungle
surreal nest
vagrant fox
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The only reason I did bother with Larry is because he reminded me of my dad lmbo

spare osprey
storm jungle
storm jungle
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lmao

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also im sorry but like

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larry's death is legit fucking hilarious

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IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

vagrant fox
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Oh it's really funny

spare osprey
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It's THREE frames--

vagrant fox
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It's one of the few times I was genuinely dumbfounded in one of those games, Wolf Among Us aside

surreal nest
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Peak among us

storm jungle
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What was it

vagrant fox
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I know it's a really, really bad idea to pull on the ribbon but I'm gonna do just that

storm jungle
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LOL

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do you mean in the ending episode? Because yeah she just does it herself anyway

vagrant fox
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I think so, it's been a while

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Glass him is another classic

surreal nest
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Feel so bad for Omid I think that death hits me the most besides the obvious

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Omid and Ben

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Wtf happened to Christa?

storm jungle
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Clementine found Victor at the end of the episode and demanded that he tell her where Christa is, but he wasn't able to answer due to being injured and dehydrated, leaving Christa's fate uncertain. If she did survive, she and Clementine never reunited.

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COOKED

spare osprey
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Was their Game of Thrones game any good? Think that's on of three of their games I missed.

storm jungle
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i think it was great

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like nothing amazing but a fun ride

vagrant fox
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I found it acceptable but I was pretty tired of Telltale games at that point

storm jungle
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just REMEMBER, idgaf if this is a spoiler; your House is doomed no matter what, just be a cunt to the Whitehills as much as possible, they deserve nothing

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the Boltons can kiss my fucking ass

spare osprey
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I shall check it out!

vagrant fox
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The Boltons are pretty funny though

storm jungle
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they are but they are fucking us over by putting the Whitehills in charge over us lmao

spare osprey
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Completely missed out on Game of Thrones 'cause I was a wee baby-man too busy watching, like... Minecraft Let's Plays or something.

storm jungle
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tbh you are never too old to watch Minecraft letsplays

vagrant fox
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First few seasons were pretty good

storm jungle
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yogscast gang rise up

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also yeah once they ran out of book material it was joever

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post-s5 is all downhill lmao

vagrant fox
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I stopped watching at what was it

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you want the good girl but you need the bad pussy

storm jungle
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YEP

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That bit broke the internet

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everyone was just "what the fuck is this"

spare osprey
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Need the whar--

storm jungle
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its basically a cringe line said by one of the dornish characters

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it made people essentially realise without hte book material the show is going downhill

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because its that bad of a line

spare osprey
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Wild.

vagrant fox
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Bronn was carrying it for me until then but I stopped caring entirely

storm jungle
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Yeah like i said that bit broke millions of people

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because there was still folks saying it cant get that bad once they ran out of books but lmao

celest dome
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I had dropped those books so long ago.
Having to push 1/3rd of the book with characters that were boring me to death was not in my plans

storm jungle
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its okay not all of us can appreciate peak

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go read Percy Jackson

vagrant fox
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I read them all in a week and I stopped reading for like 3 years afterwards

storm jungle
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my biggest mistake was reading them

celest dome
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Don't think I've ever read Percy Jackson

storm jungle
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because i realised once i got the last book done George is never finishing this series

vagrant fox
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Genuinely loved the first few books and I hated the latter ones

celest dome
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I quite liked the Stark mother part after the Red Wedding

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Lady Stoneheart or something

storm jungle
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poor catelyn šŸ’€

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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She has a few names it's fine

celest dome
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I read it in French, wasn't sure if the name had been translated directly or not

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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I get it, if I got resurrected after that I'd go ham too

celest dome
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My first (and favourite) memory of GRRM is "the Ice Dragon" book

raven stone
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Apparently there is an Asian racial war online yet again, and for once the Chinese are not on either side (rofl)

surreal nest
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Its brutal and so sad

daring creek
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Whats the topic

vagrant fox
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telltale slop

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southeast asia racism

fervent geode
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It was beyond stupid

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One Korean guy said something racist to Malaysians or Indos on twitter about a K-pop concert or smth and for some reason all of ASEAN began spamming Korean hate and naturally KoreaTwitter returned fire

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It was a cesspool that stayed in Xitter thankfully

vagrant fox
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Seemed like more xitter nonsense

fervent geode
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Yeah thatā€™s all there is to it imo

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I donā€™t buy the SEAblings bullshit or whatever the Xitter racists from ASEAN have always allied to do shit like this, now that itā€™s over theyā€™re probably running at each other again

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They were even making fun of comfort women

daring creek
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Working as intended

fervent geode
#

Literally wtf youā€™re no better than the initial guy

fervent geode
daring creek
#

MAN I LOVE CENSORSHIP

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Anyway

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I read this as japan vs korea when its Chinense and Koreans yeah?

storm jungle
#

aka you can just be a cunt to the Whitehills at every oppoturnity lol

daring creek
#

I said originally japan and korea have very similar issues but i don't know about china

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Probably roughly the same

fervent geode
#

Uhhhh

daring creek
#

Issues being work culture. Sexual assault. Declining birthrate

fervent geode
#

China basically has similar issues to those

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And a few others iirc

daring creek
#

Rip

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I wonder what the Stereotypes are

fervent geode
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Chinese Social Media is also about as toxic as Korea or Japanā€™s

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Same for the insane idol culture

fervent geode
#

Idw be racist so uhhhhhh

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Yeah thereā€™s a few

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But itā€™s all stereotypes so itā€™s basically flanderisation

tough haven
fervent geode
rose thorn
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Still trying to cope with grotz being in 5s

vagrant fox
fervent geode
rancid cove
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The type of shit emperor was doing pre unification wars

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vagrant fox
daring creek
#

How long did the average necrontyr live exactly

rancid cove
vagrant fox
#

Some found cancers before their 20th

rose thorn
quiet orchid
fervent geode
#

You all Igneans

rancid cove
fervent geode
#

So Iā€™d wager 30-40

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Maybe 60 is a upper limit in most cases

vagrant fox
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I imagine if you're noble you lived a bit longer

fervent geode
#

Ye probably

daring creek
#

30 was considered elderly

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Well it pretty much is...

vagrant fox
#

destroying you

fervent geode
#

Hoping for those pensions

near wasp
heady rivet
vagrant fox
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i'd assume

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Baknephet the Fathomless was beyond ancient, whatever that means, when she bio gooped

arctic talon
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

šŸ’€

near wasp
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Fuck yes store got sarsaparilla

arctic talon
#

Thereā€™s a rogue trader(1e 40k) parody game

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Scrungaloids are marines

vagrant fox
#

Well the description is halfway there

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
heady rivet
arctic talon
# heady rivet

Why the fuck has this meme format spread outside of Lancer

rancid cove
sharp pollen
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šŸ”„

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cool animation

rancid cove
#

gaming

sacred ginkgo
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Fuck yeah

sacred ginkgo
mossy peak
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is there a version of this with the emperor and primarchs somewhere

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fervent geode
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I think best we have is this art of him overlooking Taranis, Ghota? and Heruk?

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So much for Unity, eh?

languid meadow
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smite zeus

fervent geode
#

Just noticed heā€™s literally Zeus

languid meadow
#

def intentional but I just can't unsee it

fervent geode
#

Lightning God Man

languid meadow
#

that or he looks like uhhh

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a skin for thor

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smites thor with his bulky armor

rancid cove
jade holly
languid meadow
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I played tf out of this game for years

jade holly
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Iā€™m playing it right now

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Atlas in 3 days

languid meadow
#

I was a loki main

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before his rework

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RIP

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got diamond and everything

rancid cove
vital ginkgo
#

Have traitor legions taken to wearing scavenged mkx armor much?

storm jungle
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Not that we've seen yet but they have used their weapons sometimes

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Akurra does it in the Alpha Legion novel's opening

rancid cove
#

but unless they have primaris on their side or mutated firstborns to the size of primaris

summer mural
vital ginkgo
rancid cove
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probably but its a lot of work

arctic talon
spare osprey
#

Question.
Is there really no visual distinction between Flak armor and Carapace armor or do my eyes suck?

arctic talon
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Generally carapace looks chunkier/harder

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But not always

sharp pollen
#

vindicare

spare osprey
# arctic talon Generally carapace looks chunkier/harder

Think that's what's messing with me.
When I hear Carapace, I think of elite, smooth, decent sci-fi armor of Kasrkin and Scions.

Then the fuck-ass Crusher stomps by with his 100-pound set of rusty, hammered plows... and are classified the same.

summer mural
#

aekold probably has a nice aroma

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hes got that vibe with the relentless life giving aura

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he probably smells nice tbh

storm jungle
near wasp
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Armor could be made out of aluminum for all we know

arctic talon
#

lol

summer mural
#

its made out of love and compassion

near wasp
summer mural
#

crushers are there for that sweet succulent release of bliss

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the moment the hammer connects

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freedom

rocky gale
#

An orgarsm?

arctic talon
#

The crusher armor is likely from their time as a proper regiment

summer mural
#

no

arctic talon
#

Same with the rest of the moebians

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Even if theyā€™ve done field repairs

spare osprey
summer mural
#

although maulers have huge virgin energy

arctic talon
fervent geode
#

Respect the holy blessing

spare osprey
#

Fuckin' Nurgie.

opaque coyote
#

Y'know something I love sometimes is when a game has unrelentingly dark lore

Only for it to literally just take the absolute piss out of itself

#

"The author who planned, wrote, and drew the comic I read doesn't understand it."

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fervent geode
opaque coyote
spare osprey
opaque coyote
#

The context of this one is wild

dapper gyro
#

This is why satire is so hard to do.

fervent geode
arctic talon
rocky gale
opaque coyote
# opaque coyote Planarcadia's side quests in general are fucking wild

You see, an artist made a famous comic but inconveniently died just before making the ending.

The comic was and still is famous. Unfortunately it turns out that both the villain and hero of the comic came to reality. 15 years apart from each other. Don't ask me why.

A detective trying to track down a vigilante.

It turns out that said vigilante just decided to live a normal life after coming to reality. With an adopted kid and marriage.

A lot of shenanigans happen and eventually it's realized that the artist is actually alive

#

Now then, how is she alive despite dying 15 years ago? Simple

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She faked her death

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Why?

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Because she didn't want to make the ending due to too much fan and editor pressure

rocky gale
#

What?

summer mural
#

Laati

fervent geode
#

Huh

storm jungle
#

What the fuck are you talking about

fervent geode
#

Is this aenuncia

opaque coyote
#

Side quest of a game

rocky gale
#

Thank god, I thought I didn't understand becasuse I was drunk

summer mural
#

Its classic Laati loredump.

rocky gale
#

But everyone else is confused

dapper gyro
#

That's the quest.

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Not real life.

#

Laati and random context strike reader again.

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

Yes

opaque coyote
#

Perfect

spare osprey
#

Wish I understood a droplet of your weeb type-shit, but I'm glad you like things.

summer mural
#

"droplet"

queen laurel
summer mural
#

oh damn

#

thats actually nice

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

I'm drinking Hobgoblin purely because I find this meme funny

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opaque coyote
#

After convincing her to stop being an absolute bitch. The ending finally released.

To mixed reception

heady rivet
summer mural
#

she doesnt seem like a very sound person.

opaque coyote
#

Who just wanted to post a funny comic online

#

Only to get suddenly popular

summer mural
#

i think you should reconsider sending her fanart

opaque coyote
#

Anyways that's a side quest in HSR

dapper gyro
#

What liquor is good from Scandi countries?

mossy peak
rocky gale
summer mural
dapper gyro
#

My taste is random

opaque coyote
summer mural
#

well thats an alarming but respectable method of selecting liquor

#

personally I just drink a massive amount of beers

spring cairn
#

soldier fits conquest way too much

opaque coyote
#

Literally tell them to do a flip

summer mural
#

a what

#

like a gabriel angelos in terminator armor flip from dawn of war3?

opaque coyote
#

Pretty much

#

Off of a building

rocky gale
#

Sick

#

Flips

opaque coyote
#

Also a raccoon tells you to kill yourself

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#

HANG YOURSELF OUTSIDE THE MAGAZINE OFFICE AS AN APOLOGY

summer mural
#

It is a saturday.

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

Lost again

summer mural
#

nah its easy to track

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its a raccoon.

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Its got like big eyes

#

there was a movie about

#

it

rocky gale
#

Like that movie

opaque coyote
#

Same game that I also posted about where there's an entire side quest parodying 40k

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summer mural
#

same

opaque coyote
#

Yes that is meant to be the Emperor

summer mural
#

figured

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if only the emperor was that articulate

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nowadays he just farts

opaque coyote
#

Also obligatory Chaos God: Toilet Edition

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heady rivet
opaque coyote
#

The funniest part is that again

I know whoever wrote this quest is legitimately a fan since they referenced shit like Guilliman losing most of his battles

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summer mural
#

love

rocky gale
opaque coyote
near wasp
summer mural
#

well if you consider like

rocky gale
#

Wait, does it still work if I kill it?

summer mural
#

disney or pixar movies, and animated objects in there, the premise is that the sentient objects lose their vitality if they dont fulfill the purpose they were made for

#

like uh

#

toy story

#

like a glass wants water to be put in it

#

cars want to race

opaque coyote
summer mural
#

etc

#

sure sure

opaque coyote
#

As for Cars

summer mural
#

I mean they arent happy per se

opaque coyote
#

They're literally just like

#

People??

#

But Cars

#

Like there's car dinosaurs

#

A car pope

#

Car Jesus

#

It's literally just "humans but cars"

summer mural
#

yes

storm jungle
#

yes

summer mural
#

if the racecar became a shitty pope, it wouldnt be happy

#

in the movie

storm jungle
#

and you know

#

its a fucking kids movie

#

lol

summer mural
#

oh yes, let me take the point back to the serious conversation my bad, do tell me " would a toilet be happy or mad if it was shat in"

near wasp
#

Most serious this chats been in weeks

rocky gale
#

You didn't answer me, if I kill the toilet does it still funciton or does it need to be alive?

opaque coyote
# storm jungle its a fucking kids movie

Honestly, I think all of these implications are intentional.

...purely because some artist definitely find it funny to have people severely overthink this type shit

storm jungle
#

its a kids movie

#

they are in it because "it looks cool/funny"

#

lol

opaque coyote
#

Including gags like Cars having a stone age

#

Where they look like the fucking Flintstones cars

#

Cars in the 1800s looking like horse carriages

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

Like someone definitely decided to do that for giggles

celest dome
#

It is in it cause the artists/writers didn't think any further than "eh, that'd look cool"

opaque coyote
#

And it is admittedly

#

Quite fucking hilarious

storm jungle
#

I think my favorite gag is the male/female car WC signs

#

that shit is vile

#

šŸ’€

opaque coyote
#

So there's no other choice but to think further

#

You kinda have to

#

But they definitely did it

#

Because it's funny

celest dome
#

Having hear what the work condition that most animators and artists are under in general but also specifically for Disney...

storm jungle
#

yeah like most of the mare just thinking

#

"I wanna finish this shit and go home bruh"

opaque coyote
#

Literally in this case

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Probably because I was like 6 when I last watched it at the time

rocky gale
celest dome
opaque coyote
#

Also here's some grade A lore about me.

I won one of those Lightning McQueen TVs when I was 4

#

these things

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storm jungle
#

bruh

#

that shit is so creepy

#

LMAO

opaque coyote
#

EXACTLY

rocky gale
#

I don't like this smirk

summer mural
#

i mean I like the color, but does it to need to be smiling

storm jungle
#

The lack of eyes is what makes it i think

opaque coyote
#

It was my main way of like

#

watching TV until I was like 8

#

When my parents finally replaced it with a flat screen

rocky gale
#

You watched tv on the lightning mcqueen tv?

opaque coyote
#

Good thing I loved Cars for a while

opaque coyote
#

Also there's a version where his tongue sticks out

summer mural
#

i mean its a good thing they didnt send you to the audition for the jetsons tv show

rocky gale
#

This was mine

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#

I watched this as a kid

opaque coyote
#

I mean

#

the DVD player?

#

Well

storm jungle
#

oh my god bruh

opaque coyote
storm jungle
summer mural
opaque coyote
#

So yeah now you have one of the many factors

summer mural
opaque coyote
#

that lead me into what I am today

#

That was my childhood TV

#

that I won btw

#

apparently it was some sweepstakes type thing

#

My parents had me put in a ticket when I was like 4

rocky gale
#

I remember, I didn't havent cable or anything in my room with this tv so I could only watch vcrs and I had a tape of Mulan 2

arctic talon
opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

So Id just watch MUlan 2 on repeat

opaque coyote
#

I swear that was like

arctic talon
#

Couldnā€™t even get the first one

rocky gale
#

Mulan 2 is peak

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

outside of cable

summer mural
opaque coyote
#

Compared to the first

dapper gyro
#

There is mulan 2?

rocky gale
#

Shhhhhh

summer mural
#

yeah theres a mulan 2

#

i havent seen it

#

1 was good though

opaque coyote
#

Admittedly the side plot about the dudes trying to get some PUSSY was actually pretty enjoyable

rocky gale
#

Earth sky, day night, sound and silence, dark and light

#

One alone is not enough

arctic talon
rocky gale
#

You need both together

#

Lesson number 1

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
rocky gale
#

It's engrained in my brain

opaque coyote
#

at all

#

too exaggerated at times though

summer mural
#

I feel like as time passes my brain and liver are swapping roles as organs

arctic talon
#

What

summer mural
#

well I feel all the alcohol goes to my brain

#

and my liver does the thinking

opaque coyote
#

Also speaking of Mulan

#

I know the dress scene was definitely m eant to be a gag at "men crossdressing as women"

#

but some emperors did have male concubines

dapper gyro
summer mural
rancid cove
rocky gale
#

A princess must make every sacrafice for her country, it's our duty

opaque coyote
summer mural
#

but only my brain is getting all fried

opaque coyote
#

So it makes me wonder

summer mural
#

my livers healthy

opaque coyote
#

If the guards just thought that the Emperor had

#

strange tastes

#

LMAO

rocky gale
#

She must humbly server her country, play the part she's been assigned

summer mural
rocky gale
#

who cou.ld ever ever ask for me

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

I wanna be like other girl;s

arctic talon
#

GitHub if it was made by Baidu

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rocky gale
#

I love this movie

#

It's dug into my brain

#

Like holding a lily

arctic talon
#

lol

rocky gale
#

For some reason the only VCR's I had were Mulan 2 and Lion King 1 and a half

#

So I watched those 2 on loop

summer mural
#

well

#

at least lion kings good

rocky gale
#

Not Lion King

#

Lion King 1 and a half

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

The sequel which focuses on Simon and Pumba

summer mural
#

yeah ive seen it

#

theres a 2 and 3 as well

opaque coyote
rocky gale
summer mural
#

but 1's got those classic elton john songs

opaque coyote
#

I swear that was accessible without cable

summer mural
#

CAN YOOOU FEEEEL THE LOVEEEEE TONIIIGHTTT

rocky gale
summer mural
#

ITSSSSSSS THE CIRCLE OF LAAAAAAIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

spare osprey
#

I was happily stuck with Power Rangers VHS tapes to get through childhood.

rocky gale
#

I could watch like BBC and RTE, but that's it

summer mural
#

also mufasa is like, one of the peak dad characters in fiction

rocky gale
#

So I watched my tapes

summer mural
#

i guess khorne is kinda peak dad too

opaque coyote
summer mural
#

depending on where you fall in the ethical parenting bracket

opaque coyote
#

At least there's one thing the USA had better

summer mural
#

power rangers as a kid is top tier

#

especially SPD

rocky gale
#

and then when I was at my grandparents I watched Quest for Camelot VCR on loop

dapper gyro
#

Japanese or US rangers?

spare osprey
summer mural
rocky gale
#

Quest for Camelot is ultimatt peak

dapper gyro
#

You know, using the favourite power rangers, we can gauge people age.

summer mural
#

hmmm , favourite is hard

rocky gale
#

I know the sound of each rock and stone and I embrace what others fear, you are not to roam in this forgotten place

spare osprey
dapper gyro
#

SPD is usually from 2000s kids.

summer mural
#

no

#

spd is earlier

spare osprey
summer mural
#

dino thunder is like 2000s kids

dapper gyro
#

Dino thunder is like the last of the 90s.

rocky gale
#

Like every tree stands on it,s own, reaching for the sky I stand alone

#

All by myself I stand alone

dapper gyro
#

SPD is after dino thunder, my boy.

summer mural
#

uh

#

but spd has 90s energy

#

dino thunder is perfectly cringe

jade holly
#

The Power Rangers I grew up with was Samurai

spare osprey
rocky gale
#

Quest for Camelot and Anastasia, were the two tapes I would rewatch constantly at my grandparents house

#

Peak

jade holly
#

The VHS I remember rewinding a lot was Jurassic Park

summer mural
#

yeah

rocky gale
summer mural
#

I think I must have seen jurassic park 1000s of times

jade holly
#

Jurassic Park, Aladdin, and this one weird Sesame Street special about numbers

rocky gale
#

Quest for Camelot had such a fucking phenominal sound track

dapper gyro
#

I had Beatles casette...

jade holly
#

I still need to see Prince of Egypt

rocky gale
#

Arthurian Rock opera was peak

dapper gyro
#

Played to the point that it was almost unplayble.

rocky gale
#

and then the siamese dragons with the Elton John number

summer mural
#

I still need to see frozen lol

rocky gale
#

Watch Quest for Camelot

dapper gyro
#

It is kind of crazy that back then, learning English at school was still using casettes.

#

Mind you, it is already in the mid 2000s.

jade holly
#

I need only say one thing to make yā€™all feel nostalgia

#

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY šŸ—£ļø šŸ”„

summer mural
rocky gale
#

Quest for Camelot is one of the best animated movies ever made

jade holly
summer mural
#

also there was Blues Clues

jade holly
#

Blues Clues was peak

summer mural
#

yeah it was cool

rocky gale
#

I remember bawling with tears listening to "On my Fathers Wings"

jade holly
#

Idk if any of you know this show but

#

The Upside Down House show

summer mural
#

nah

#

i didnt watch a lot of tv as a kid, I was very outdoorsy

jade holly
#

It was two guys and a fake remote that could mess with the show that they hand to the viewer

rocky gale
#

Why aren't yous watching Quest for Camelot?

summer mural
#

because Im drinking

#

its a saturday

rocky gale
#

Me troo

summer mural
#

YAY

#

šŸ»

#

also I had like a beer left which I put in the freezer for too long by mistake

#

and now its thawing as Im drinking it

#

its a strange taste

jade holly
summer mural
#

but i dont hate it

dapper gyro
#

Does it poop the can?

summer mural
#

bottle

#

glass bottle

dapper gyro
#

Even bottle

summer mural
#

but its fine tbh

#

no i let it thaw for a bit, it was like an ice block

#

its just gotten watery, but its chilled

dapper gyro
#

I forget some beer and monster can in my car during winter, they broke.

rocky gale
#

"I was in the neighbourhood and I thought I'd invade, how about a little kiss"

summer mural
#

uh

#

I think you need another drink

dapper gyro
#

Though, to be fair, winter is -30 for days...

rocky gale
#

Fucking Gary Oldmen as Ruber

summer mural
#

gary oldman is so good

rocky gale
summer mural
#

gary oldmans career is impossible to properly catalogue lol

#

the mans just been around

#

I think at one point he was just hanging out with david bowie for a year or something