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"Flambae did you start a forest fire."
"Uh no?"
aw
i love getting to the ending and telling the entire Fabletown to go fuck themselves
holy shit these people are so ungrateful its crazy
Season 3 drove me up the wall.
Not because Javier is a Charisma 4 dork, but because Kate was wierd.
You do nothing hostile, you are a loser
You raise one hand t othem after being mauled; you're a psychopath
i should re-play it i cant remember anything now lmao
It helps that most gamers are incapable of recognizing it as solvable 
Fabletown in a nutshell
fucking twats
"BIG B ATTACKED ME!"
MOTHERFUCKER YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
I like the season 3, but my favorite one is the season 2
Fabletown has no sense of self defense
They do lol
thats what makes it funnier
somehow its alawys Big B's fault
ngl most realistic part of the game lmao
The best telltale games are the Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People series
Alright that israel reaction was unnecessary
"Fabletown has a right to defend itself"
Bigby, give Snow a fat hug and skip town.
Everyone's a bigger asshole than you could ever be.
Corvus Corax before saying he hates tyrants
Imagine the Crooked Man just going "You dont get it sheriff, the hooker you are investigating was 2 WEEKS away from developing a nuclear weapon!"
Can you explain it?
Im a dumb bitch between chuds
The Raven Guard present themselves as freedom fighters
He says he hates tyrants yet serves Emps and the Imperium
but literally serve nazi germany
They're hypocrites
well makes sense
no it doesnt
The freedom:
like everyone in 40k
stupid twat
"WE HATE DICTATORS EXCEPT WHEN OUR FATHER AND HIS FATHER DOES IT"
every one is hypocrites and that's cool
🇺🇸
Corax is Che if he was insane and fought for Hitler and Mussolini
i want this place balkanized
El Che mentioned 🔥
Nah not everyone
Chaos just says "we're fucking evil fuck you"
Emprah Charisma too good.
Every moral compass a Primarch might've had overwritten because gold dada.
Yea u right
"charisma too good"
half the people he knows betray him
Cooked.................
HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN THE EMPEROR TAKE
It was too good.
For at least 20 minutes.
Angron to the Emperor every slight inconvenience: FUCKING KILL YOURSEEELF
Among the least hypocritical people in 40K are NL like Llansahai and Thole because they just wanna kill people and are honest about it
And sometimes Hitler and Mussolini had the sense of Pol Pot and the fragile ego of Stalin
And worst of all? ||Was a redditor||
to be fair Angron is the same
im just existing here, I really need to learn more about 40k
you never will, dont worry about it
To be fair he had nails in his brain I think he gets a pass
Mussolini but atheist Redditor
Perhaps
And hair
people say big E being Alexander the great is fanon but then like... did you see what big As generals did
idkkkk
it's a pattern
how is it fanon
OH, TY FOR BELIEVING IN ME.
Big E fell for it again
ITS IN THE LITERAL BOOK
I mean they did that after he died
So sort of
punkass
u always cheer me up
most 40k fans DONT READ
You think Curze went CRAKKA DOWN after destroying Nostramo
the only figure he was ever confirmed to be is Alexander, and thats just abnett being a wankhead
what did they do
You one of em
No he was just insane and still a hypocrite
Trying to fix that!
-# I am just sad and sleepy.
The whole legion knows this, even Shang
I mean, I could see people argue that the Emperor claiming to be have been Alexander is possible, but it is said in the books
people say shit like the Emperor being jesus and thats why he hates religion when we all know he'd be some motherfucker like Judas or his pals who gave Jesus up to be horrifically tortured and laugh about it later like a redditor lmao
the Emperor is the type to look at people like Mengele and say they were great men that were simply working for the "wrong side"
Big E is Ashurbanipal
Instant warlord state because as he was dying he decided he needed to have his moment that cements him as a cool queen and then died.
They asked who the Empire should go to, and apparently he said "To the strongest..."
Hilariously, there was one general of his who argued he was saying his name because "To the strongest" and his name are apparently somewhat similar in ancient Greek
He'd be Judas and the guard who crucified him at the same time
For the shits and giggles too
You really can tell Abnett was not thinking about any of that when writing it in lmao
because like when you know hes Alexander it explains SO much
Malcador is actually the wandering Jew also, just to really show you they're bad people
Bro after the entire crucifixion is done and everyone left he'd just stand below the cross and probably mock Jesus until morning, hes that much of a piece of shit lmao
Considering what St Longinus did after he stabbed Jesus (great crashout) maybe not him
But he’d be the biggest mocker there
He'd recite the "I never wanted this" speech from Horus
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It does confirm that Big E was once a 5 foot tall twunk with a boyfriend though
yooo citizen soldier
you were dating????
wow so his generals turned on each other in a brutal civil war that destroyed the empire he built? sounds familiar
I wish I was 5 foot...sadly, since the anvil accident I've lost my mighty stature of 4'8
LMFAO
Big E was Innocent III
helldivers should only be allowed to take the default pistol and liberator and no stratagems, gamers clearly cannot be trusted with anything else
Alexander did kill his “Horus” (Parmenion)
If gamers complaining can power and cure the world of its issues we would already be at the next age of humanity
Clonk all Helldiver players on the head with a lead pipe.
arrowhead are a shitty studio who can’t balance for shit… and that’s exactly what the hd2 community deserves
something something clanker propaganda something something give me reddit gold
after the entire launch year of HD2 i agree
"ITS THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE"
"STUDIOS SHOULD TAKE NOTES"
"GAMING IS NOT WOKE AGAIN"
"GAMERS ARE WINNING"
lol lmao
aged like the twin towers
Ad nauseum.
shit aged like milk thrown at the streets of Chicago
Or Jersey.
i mean it is not woke because by people standards Woke is a sexist game where all of the characters are white people and you are evil bastards from what I'm seeing
HD2 players every single fucking patch
alright i am not the smartest DT player but why did bro click the charge 
Ogryn funny
Ogryn saw a fly.
the HD2 discord is worse because it's literally this fucking image
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXxIC8CFP9l/ My friends town had a mild riot the other night
I'm amazed by how they act.
Like gamers think they have a stake in this silly little digital war that is effected 0.000000001% with every mission you do.
just straight hard R in the video
It's gonna be a pain in the ass to come up with shit for this part
was angron ugly before the whole chaos thing
Maybe but I'm a chud so I want to at least have something in each category
Crusade Angron was generally fine too
mobile app icon ahh
I rather prefere this art of Perty over the supposed Heresy era appearance
Imo he was best in Slaves to Darkness
I’m gonna say it, I miss Peter with a beard
I don’t see it personally
There’s almost a teenage angst to his petulance and manchildery
Oh wait he did have one in a book apparently
Interesting, wherein?
Oh that excerpt
30 year old general
A general at 30 years old or been a general for 30 years?
Yes
He looked like a general at thirty
Ok, fair enough.
He was much younger
Also completely unrelated, I went to the store today to get some drinks. Went looking for copper and found gold
Accelerated aging.
Buy One Get One free sales on cans, and I found Mr Pibb in the store, 2 boxes alone 
angron and perturabo
Side quest completed
Bro…
This is news to me
The one thing advertised about Dr Pepper is its secret 23 herbs and spices
I’ve never had a spicy DP

mfgh….
huh
Dr Pepper is literally advertised as the spicy soda
Bruh
Mr Pibb also is Spicy Cherry
Like it’s not a chili pepper spicy
Is ginger consider spicy ?
But compared to other sodas it has a spicy undertone to it
The kick Contekar mentioned
Idk I kinda see it
Not a fan of the chaos symbol
He looks badass
There was this art I saw someone made
144p
I couldn’t find a better one lmao
He’s always been into it for the power
Alright yall have kinda sold me on it if he had that Zeus ahhh hair
Found a better one
this one is ahh
Prefer this version
Yeah
I still think he looks best bald but if he had hair it’d be better all Zeus like
I like this one cause it has more of that Greek painting look to it
I kinda like the idea he shaved his hair and beard after joining the Imperium due to all of the cables on his head
Building the Logos and all
I like to think pre Crusades Perturabo was rocking that beard
I’m surprised Honsou doesn’t have a model yet
they're def bringing them in due to the Infinite Citadel shit Perty is doing
series of sieges towards the Segmentum Solar
I have started to drift away from physical books mostly because of lack of space and also because digital reading is more accessible
physical shit is now only for collections
They’d probably not sadly
Prob new people like Morne
i think theyre mentioned in the infinite citadel
oh yeah true
Shon’tu and Honsou iirc weren’t mentioned
damn
I like physical cause I just having something to hold as I read
Someone should double check but like yeah sadly
Idt we’ll see our Dorn King
Great IF tradition of becoming IW
Finally, they're home
Smh that’s not a nice thing to call British people
Finally some semblance of hope for Birmingham
My honest to God reaction
me at 8:99(i have a class at 9)
iron warrors have it anyways
bro what
honsou is half iron warrior half imperial fist
nvm I read IH
@rancid cove the symbol for Iron in the Periodic table is "Fe". So it would make sense a chuddy little foid like you likes Iron Warriors so much 😒
Oops i was replying to John for some reason
its ok
A common component in Pthalo Blue Pigment (Midnight Blue) is Copper (Cu)
This is because we are all Cu(nt)s
lynxiee is an iron warrior poser tbh
lacks 1000+ hours on besiege and scrap mechanic
Yo pvp
idk i just found it on reddit
Redditor? Nuked.
Oh yeah thanks
Oh how’s the unboxing going
DA JUMP
Ork side rn, the launch box comes with a campaign book
also datacards for starter games
Oh shit that’s good
also there's a new like
sort of Spearhead system
but its unclear rn
softcover rulebook which is weird
What’s new units?
Bigboss(biggest nob)
rest are just refreshes
for infantrry
Sick
Wartrakk is back
I like that new pain boy
biggest noob vs biggest boss
Nice nice weapon platforms are never bad
most reveals yapping is in #theorycrafting
How is it over there lol
Good
Also not actually watching reveals.
I only want my IA detachments lol
The nostalgia bait didn't quite work on me, chaplain is still the coolest bit imo
Fair fair, but I still feel that the Libby is a big upgrade even without nostalgia
i'm gonna be honest the only thing Orks are a bit bad on are the Gretchen
because you know
false, feed him to the grots
look at this you have more character and variety on your life than this
They are so samey
but then you switch to boys
You will suffer for this
You might shut me down like a politician shuts down those that hates him but you know I'm right
Grotz being a 5 man is fucking CRAZYYYY
That shit is gonna be like 10 points
5
Hundred
Grots
I really expected them to refresh nobz in this box
same
Ugh I hate punk. They put politics in music :/
real
I hate politics, they put punk in music
Its tragic just HOW dead punk is
In terms of music currently being made or popularity
or perhaps even quality
There were political songs (or songs with political messages) long before "Punk" was defined
Favorite one is Woody Guthrie, famed for "This machine kills fascists" on his guitar. Who did everything possible to avoid actually fighting fascists during WW2
The inherent message of punk quickly got revealed to "whatever pisses my boomer dad off" and not actual and genuine "fuck the system" as pretty much every "punk" of the 80s and 90s LOVES the system when its not on their dads side. At least in America
Can country be punk
Would his work be more impactful as a Soldier than he was as an influencer ?
Yes
No but it makes him hypocritical in that context of avoiding the draft when he’s got a guitar that says this machine kills facists
Sound & Fury might approach it a little but I can't think of any punk country
johnny cash shared the ideals of punk
he has a song about why he wears black because the world is shit
Should conscious objectors then remain silent.
And the "This machine kills fascists" not being literal, but rather philosophical view that community work is the best way to kill fascist movements iirc.
and he was notorious for doing shows in prisons
No, because they’re consistent with their philosophy
If you’re going to call for violence against facists be ready to back it up with actions
lol
Johnny Cash is a piece of shit
the was a time when the deep south held ideals of community before corporate america turned everybody into a consumerist brained idiot
That’s my own philosophy
no?

yes?
You can disagree with it if you want
bro is gonna make me go grab the Incident
where are you getting that from
But I think if you call for violence you should either have backed it up with actions before
Or be ready to do so lol
Depend on what you seek as Punk country.
Country with political messages likened to Punk movements from old time, in example, Willie Nelson, who had a couple of political messages.
Country in the style of Punk, I don't really know about
That dumbass started a campfire in a national forest and killed 49 of the last 53 california condors, when pushed on the topic he just said "I dont give a shit about your yellow buzzards"

truly a punkrocker
ok that's bad but is there more
Doesnt really need to be, a twat is a twat
punk rockers aren't really intellectuals either lmao
he sung about the injustices of america in a time when black people didnt even have civil rights
and he's like one of the only big musicians who actually came from the working class
Johnny Cash had quite a good rebranding when his "Man in black" persona was created.
Before that iirc he was part of some less reputable crowds iirc
johnny cash had good producers
so we're going to ignore every country artist before him ?
That was an accidental fire but he was still an ass about it, also in his worst druggie drinking years
hank william, hello ?
i didnt say the only one
does John Brown count as a country artist
idc
we're just listing famous southeners now 
Strange day to see John and dilara on the same side of an agruement
I dont really care, killing slavers is based

You do know the story behind the message "This machine kill fascist" ? It was used by workers, those that produced stuff for the War effort, or helped in other ways.
john brown, the best proof against the "they were a product of their time" argument
no
Yeah and I’m saying the guy who put it on the guitar and was a draft dodger is being hypocritical lol
This conversation is circular and we’re never going to agree
how is he a country artist
lol
i wish i had the bravery that anti fascist people around the world had
country didnt exist as its own thing before 1910s
As defined maybe, but there were Folk songs before
i thought it was just called blues before the 40's
sure, but we're talking about country as country
Did John Brown even sing. All I heard about his was that he got killed following a raid on an armory
or i guess blues was the black version
it was called american folk
Wait do you like not know anything about Brown
hey rock is a huge umbrella
These days it's faux rap, trust
Wasn't really covered in school for me. We learned battles and tatics and such. Civil war wasn't really that important in the equality state since we didn't exist
Average american history revisionism moment
He isnt covered because hes basically a rare example of a well-meaning terrorist
Rock (and roll) and Country both take a lot of inspiration from Blues.
yesn't
WW2 was only ever one page in our history books smh
country comes a lot more from celtic and religious music than blues
I just came from a state where we focused more on the Oregon trail and the trail of tears.
"We did some bad things."
i dont give a shit about the settlers i want to know about events that actually still matter
thats more fucked up considering those are actively being revised too
We spent a lot of time on that in my classes
I did learn about John Brown in School in passing, but I don't remember the teacher mentioning anything about music and him
i forgot the orange man regime is actively removing some history bits because its "too DEI"
😭
Lol been outa school since before all that
i had to learn my province's history so many times because of how patriotic the history lessons are meant to be
like i dont fucking care about the king's daughters!!
American History texts are such a mesh of self-stroking for such a young nation that it's maddening.
none of this matters to the modern world
kids should be taught history that will serve them in understanding geopolitics
idk where dilara hallucinated of bit where john brown was a pioneering country artist
ragebait or idiocy, call it
Learn to read jokes dumbass
None of us thought you were joking
learn to express yourself more correctly
i think dilara insults us very explicitely
Its true
at first I thought it was a joke but you seemed to be certain of yourself so I guessed I didn't know enough about the subject 🤷
All of dilaras insults and rudeness are actually compliments
I mean we were on a serious topic
to be fair most of american history is basically atrocities that just cover up everything the colonizers committed
You're all too stupid to see it
like
No one's going to call John Brown a country musician genuinely
the shit they did t othe natives is beyond nazi germany tier
but of course no one cares
Dilara thinks we're dumb-dumb idiot babies.
Little evidence to the contrary, but still.
so its entirely buried
it's true the nazis based their eugenics on american theories
The nazi were inspired in part by the US 💀
Didnt adolf literally take inspiration from US internment camps or did i imagine that
average upper middle class behaviour
That and the Jim Crow laws
It's not buried lol I learned plenty about the horrible shit we did to the natives
Apparently it depend on the state
nah but the US did have them for japanese americans since they thought they'd defect (they didn't)

Some are more revisionist than other 
Its a big country, literally most of the populace has no idea about this shit, its absolutely buried lol
depends on the state
And banned in libraries
especially when it has shit like US cavalry men cutting the genitals of natives and wearing them as necklaces
its absolutely fucked
Depending on state too
Mainly because a couple of Japanese Americans protected a Japanese pilot during pearl harbor
surely this means an entire race of people think exactly the same /s
All you need is wikipedia and you're way more informed on historical events than what a high school history class could teach in a single year.
Clearly
No but he based a lot of the eugenics shit on US eugenics stuff
lol
Bruh yall had shit classes
Still freaks me out that the shithole in the middle of the country Wyoming had a better education system than like any other state around
Henry Ford supported hitler
My US gov teacher was such a liberal dude. Literally pushing "American dream" bullshit.
its ok though guys, fascism will never come to the US
Its here already
Eugenics was so very scienfitic and reasonable

One has to depend on their own random spurts of historical autism to actually learn anything in this damn country.
Fascism = whatever I don't like
Bruh
My favorite part with eugenics is all the people that instigate it are ones that dont even fit into the idea of it because they are all white fat rich guys or nobles, not exactly the fitting image of the perfect species 😭
Did I just get lucky
american fascism is president rugpulling crypto and gaming the betting market
Communism = anything involving the word socialism
warhammer lore
Probably!
anything involving goverment is communist
grrrr communism bad (my dad told me)
communism = every part of the left side political spectrum, or anything remotely left leaning
Honestly thinking about it further american schooling is designed to make you stupid
Communism IRL has always been just fascism/authoritarianism in disguise
its not a system that will ever work lol
sovietism
fascism*
the soviet onion
just slavic coat of paint
Dude I promise you. If you remove the word "socialism" from a socialist policy and more people will be right behind it
isnt fascism sovietism with an italian coat of paint
Fascism painted red
Fascism was already red
Fascism is the color black to me
Did you see there armbands
BARS

I know I know
Red happens to be my favorite color.
Please shoot me for being a commie bastard.
Ok
Yay
People have zero nuance when it comes to socialism dude
Socialism = what happened in Russia and other slavic countries
thats because they think there's only one type of socialism
thats because eastern nations have basically entirely ruined it as a concept tbh
its not really worth salvaging or arguing for it anymore
lol
or capitalist propaganda is just extremely loud
Yeah that too but like again nothing you can do really
remember Mamdani saying he was a socialist openly
and people were going feral
saying hes a nutjob lol
Mamdani is like
Is there an argument stronger than "The nazis were socialists"?
A socdem lol
cuba being used as an example of failed socialism despite it being entirely cut off from the outside world by the US
Because the conversation stops there honestly
Cuba was also red facism
lol
They did the thing of "we are totally socialist" briefly to get more votes when they've been always fascist
Them calling themselve as such to entrap people at their begining
They literally called themselves the national socialist party xD
^
its like american parties calling themselves democratic while being dictatorships lol
The Nazi party was investigated on if they were socialist agitators initially
And turns out no
They’re just nationalists
They literally hated marx too
thats because nazis called themselve national socialists
to attract the communist crowd
because socialism was popular
Trust us bro we're a third entirely new way combining the best of all worlds
hitler had extremely prolific ties with bankers and multiple industries before being furher
lol
He wasnt a pacifist he was just a pussy that had one (1) chance to put his money where his mouth was and weaseled out of it until he managed to get drafted when the war was basically already over
I like how elections has always been just
Lie and never fufill anything once your party wins
Both parties are fucking terrible, hell even the libertarian party is pretty bad but they don't have enough of a voice to really get counted
the word communism and socialism were coopted by many non left movements
I forgot who said it here but its just "Vote for Satan or vote for Baal"
If the nazis had more time I think they would've been called communist at some point
Sun Ra is the most based counscious objector imo
No, cause their ideology was different
Me
Man, I just wanna play with my silly little plastic dudes and help folk until my time comes.
sorry there is the n word there, I should censor it
It was authoritarian but it was a destructive reach for ownership
Communist do the same, but want to "hide" it
capitalism would never do that
trying to own everything and funnelling it to a small group of power hungry individuals
aura farming with that tson drip
Life becomes easier when you realize most people who call themselves a political label cant actually describe what it means
enlightened centrist hour
Fuck both sides, come pry my sword and shield from my cold dead fucking hands.
People just see groups and think those are cools and want to be appart of it.
Populism is quite effective
Campism is the word I would use
the problem in the modern world is people are more willing to bitch about stuff than take action
Apathy something-something
it's a lack in belief. where postmodernism stems from
im tired of having daily shitty actions the US takes show up on my feed and every comment is just the same thing
"WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING"
"THEY MUST HAVE JUSTICE!"
"IM TIRED OF THIS!"
and yet you partake in society, curious
People being overworked, overstimulated, and over-stressed
people held more beliefs when the working hours were longer and worker rights barely existed
"That sucks, but what can I do? Besides, I got work tomorrow"
The world is essentially infinite to us.
Suffering happens on an untold scale in places most of us just cannot reach.
Just gotta help who you can, when you can.
I'll still get paid even if the world splits apart
to be fair most folks do take action
the US just represents the largest concentration where none of that happens
because its populace are basically made subservient lol
People that take actions often aren't represented by the mainstream media cause those are owned by people that want to preserve the status quo
A because our school system was designed to make compliant factory workers
i wonder if the AI bubble will burst before the oil market collapses
maybe both at the same time
See: Luigi Mangione vanishing from the news
if we had just 100 more luigi's, america would be in a better place
ay man I always wanna partake in these discussions but it always depresses me too much
Same
I live with this shit xD
yup and since forever
can you imagine that a random guy with a shotgun can almost hit the president
isnt it pretty scary when old songs are still actual politically
not really when you realize the people in politics were around when the songs were made
Cia is losing there touch
people were mocking biden in the 80's
I meant it's why it's scary
It makes me sad, but it's keeping me (literally) awake.
It sure glows in here
i cant wait for all the gold investors to realize that gold cant keep going up if nobody can afford food
god i hate them
I learned how to trap, and forage when I was homeless. I'm good
Real
sometimes I want to be dumb like big strong ogryn to never realise the world around us is sick and decaying 
if you're questioning the system then you're doing better than many people
It helps to just not scroll I guess.
so many people think nothing can change
and their boring monotonous existence will stay the same
And it'll rot beneath their feet.
one way or another yeah
I have the perfect song for this
It'll improve before we realize it. It will.
it's pretty clear that the way the world is currently structured will not last more than 50 years
Most of us Congress will die of old age in like ten
and it's from 1968
It was written by John Kay from their first album "Steppenwolf" released in 1968.
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i meant drastic changes
not just a shift to the next political generation which will be exactly the same as the old
It isn't sustainable. Its literally stressing the planet. And working on so limited resources. It must end. It needs to. We can't keep going at this pace without a revolt or a consequence even the most major corporations will have to answer to
the sooner it happens the more stuff will be salvageable after it's done
So thoughts on the reveals?
no
Is this a mini thing
necrons are in my closet
banned
Sure it isnt
👁️
Ok a thing I've been wondering
What are necrons actually based off
Used to be terminators, now more Tomb Kings from Warhammer Fantasy
last judgement etc
Ok thats good cuz thats the exact vibe I got
Terminator and egypt
they have been terminators since like their VERY first inception
When does this character show up
less cool Tomb Kings because they don't have that Nagussy
Fuck yeah
first necron rules were really funny ngl
Tfw ancient Egypt wakes up and attacks Israel
even if you killed all of the enemies and won objectives
you'd automatically lose if you had lost more than 75% of your army
I try to look up character movesets like invincible vs Conquest and I always get the show its so funny to me
thats why you type "game" in the middle of the sentence
HOLY FUCK such a fat fucking chud
there is the literal world eater logo on the dread but ok
Gamer posture
Poor guy is zooked.
when do we get brother al pacinus back
i want to replay rogue trader so bad but reminding myself that every planet you go during act 1 is literally this scene over and over again
are blood angel captains even still in white armor nowadays
no
Chads vs slopmarines
just apothecaries are
slop vs slop
Missed the reveals live, how we feeling?
Orks are cool
arent blood angles your beloved tho
Yay a cringe landspeeder
wtf is this helmet
Okay the hybrid of Firstborn helmet with Firstborn is just awful
Like god that helmet is fucking terriblew
brothers where are your powerpacks
40k is all slop vs slop
no one is really peak
nah its just subjective
The Space Marines big leader model was so bland they had to paint flames on him to try and make him not seem lame as fuck
I like it lowkey
God what a dissapointing reveal for SM's
primaris firstborn helmet is horrid
like why did they keep the huge ears
these parts
they are horrible on the standard primaris helmet
I don't like Firstborn helmets, Primaris firstborn helmets are even worse
all im hearing is yap
I don't like the color
Yap my gnards
cringiest shit ive ever seen here
Different color
Sis discovered the mirror
what is this helmet called
lol
i usually call it crusader helmet
so thats what it looks like upscaled
looks fairly different (and uglier)
I call it the plow helmet
well the miniature one is firstborn
i call it crusader cause honestly it just fits it
i think those can be seen in 30k champions
old mini proportions I guess
lowkey the slightly bigger exhaust on the helmet makes it better]
almost like a mowhawk
Actually feel kinda bad, said I'd split the launch box with a friend so he gets the Orks, but I deadass don't want any of those Space Marines
The Artificer helmets?
Yuh
Y'know
I find it funny that Princess Bubblegum is basically
The closest thing we have to a female version of the Emperor
Ass kicking included
holy shit i thought you were just wallowing but these space marines are terrible
Although unlike the emperor, Bubblegum actually had an excuse for like
Being severely blind to humanity
the librarian pose looks dumb asf too
this helmet almost looks like a corrupted version of the same helmet
The guy in the middle front most looks ug
Let's just say
british ?
"MY FAITH FACE IS MY SHIELD!"
idk if im gonna sound crazy or something but all of the poses for the grunts and shit in the launch box just feel too much
Yeah
like they were ordered to aura farm
I dont mind british spess marines
war does that to you
You think SMs would at least keep their chompers well kept
They do eat a lot of people after all
Gotta look fresh

I assume space marines are not immune to getting their teefs knocked off
Although the Imperium is constantly cruel and unusual.
I think most planets have toothpaste
True but it wouldn't mean that the existing teeth get crooked
Just that you're missing some
im pretty sure concussion and hits in the helmet can give you broken teeth
Then again SMs probably don't know what teeth guards are
Probably don't care about it since well
Only war
Yeah but I'm pretty sure most wounds to the helmet would be bullet based
Surprisingly few things that can hit the SMs head without a gun
orks
And those that can often kill an SM with one slice
true
but it's just funny to imagine space marines with missing or broken teeth
The only creature that hit the sweet spot
True but still would look better than the average British male
Those teeth might be fucked but at least they still floss and keep pearly whites
well tbf these exact marines are from the assault of black reach kit, which was marines vs orks
I imagine one of the many duties of being an apothecary is dentistry
And also complaining to people that they don't floss enough
lmao
Apparently I am
Very uncommon since I floss twice a day
Apparently most dentists are like "Holy shit you actually floss??"
My teeth are mostly straight and uncrooked
Except one
Which is
Slightly crooked to the point where it cannot visibly be seen
But I can feel it if I line my tongue against it
Kinda annoying

Wonder where the stereotype of British people having fucked up teeth come from
idk
Imagine you go and they say that your insurance doesn't cover dental.
It's apparently an outdated stereotype. It comes from the USA and our focus on cosmetic whitening.
Along with things like Braces generally costing a lot in the USA so "poorer people" have crooked teeth more often
While for Britain braces are free
Basically quality wise there's no real difference
The USA just has more of a focus on teeth cosmetics
And whitening
While Britain generally just ignores that
British dental health tends to be better, cosmetics just aren't as important
So it's just different priorities
Americans are again obsessed with there image
- media
I couldn't get two teeth straightened because as the dentist said, it literally doesn't matter
only ever had one cavity though
americans when your chompers dont emit a radioactive white glow
I got a massive overbite but I got told it was a cosmetic and to fix it they'd have to tear out teeth
Overbites and underbites can cause actual issues
but it's a case by case thing
Dentist in Wyoming wanted to rip out my teeth but every other dentist told me it was a non issue
Yeah I don't think it's that big of an issue
I think the guy in Wyoming just wanted to rip out people's teeth
To rip out teeth
It
's the type of thing where it's kinda just
"If you can fix it with braces, go for it."
or Invisalign which is
basically just braces but not fucking shit
My teeth would be to crowded if they tried to fix my over bite
It's definitely a case of
So two teeth would need to go
"It would be worse to actually try fixing it"
Yeah my teeth spaced themselves out
Like ripping out all of your teeth is definitely too much compared to like
an increased risk in sleep apnea
which does suck but like
y'know
Eh I sleep ok
then it's fine
My wisdom teeth
were apparently growing like
completely sideways
deadass
so they had to remove it early
to prevent my teeth from eventually becoming fucked
Apparently the reason why wisdom teeth exist was back before we had things like fire.
It was to tear out the meat
Once we discovered fire, it was no longer needed and our jaw muscles kinda like
decreased
and our skull followed with it
so there's the problem of it not having enough space anymore
for the people that do have wisdom teeth grown in without needing to remove it
ig they can chew meat better

Some people don't even have them
Mother nature is a slow updater
fire is so poggers
Actually fucking same literally all 4 of my wisdoms
My teeth are so screwed i straight up got 2 extra teeth just chilling, right in one of my sinus cavities among several other things
Me when i lie
Nah, bladeguard without helmet looks cooler.
Finished all of the D4 main story, honestly not a bad time. Lilith did approximately nothing wrong
Power scalers when they come across Rock, Paper, Scissors

"How can paper beat rock?"
ikr rock rips through paper easily
Powerscaling is a tool like a lot of other tropes in writing.
It can be important.
Like Invincible
Mark beating Conquest (with help from Eve tbf) only to almost die to some random ass fuckhead villain from Earth

But in general Narrative > PS
Invincible's creator has literally also publicly said he does not care about power levels and only about storytelling
Yeah
Based
it was prob one of the worst parts of this season
ngl
Thragg's "fraudwatch" thing is the peak example of it imo
It was a calm before the storm tbh
would fit right in with the comic though
also we got tons of Mark stuff out of it
we also absolutely needed an episode like it because we just had 3 episodes of nonstop action afterwards lol
but it was just bad compared to everything else
imo
Anyways
if it doesn't get followed up on
I am killing Kirkman myself
/j
trying to write the warbands notable elements and this shit feels so ahh
Honestly I don't really care about it much. But on the other hand I can't help but chuckle a bit when Mark bleeds against some random villain.
"Cecil help me I'm dying against this random bank robber."
"Mark you literally defeated one of the best Viltrumites. Why the fuck are you having issues?"
But this is kinda just comics in general
Gotta have stakes™
Basically yeah
its the most prelavent in 40k as well
||A stake??||
Considering it was a plot originally meant to be in the comics. It definitely like the writing was
Around that time period
I liked it mainly because shows need time to breathe
Mark not getting his life threatened all the time is nice yk?

Also helps process an important aspect of his character. Him dealing with the fact that he killed what was basically an innocent man
Still definitely went on for a bit too long in some areas
Also I agree

I am honestly interested in Darkblood
Went from a literal one off joke to an interesting character
It's nice
An episode where Darkblood solves another mystery would be cool
Is it normal for chaos warbands to reuse loyalist dreadnoughts? Lke not even justtheir chassis but even the warrior inside of it by either making into a helbrute or whatever
No they like the chassis
lol
Helbrutes are insane
Are hellbrutes the same as dreadnoughts?
Kinda but they live a much more tortuous existence than a dreadnought
Btw what did Vulkan or the salamanders do to those aeldeari children?
Most of the time the way one gets created isn’t because the csm gets fataly injured, but because they get tricked into becoming one
Kill them because Curze ragebaited him
Vulkan and his Legion have always been a mass-murderers
so its pretty normal lol
How did curze rage bait him
Standard for all space marines tbh lol
Genocidal fascist super soldiers
"Look, children that don't look human. Kill all of them."
Yeah lol
Long story short a bunch of Eldar prisoners supposedly started a riot that ended up killing several people. Once everything was back under control Vulkan saw that a woman who he knew and respected had been killed in the crossfire. Vulkan kind of snapped and so he lashed out at an Eldar child who was raising her arms to surrender and burned her to ashes.
I think it was later revealed that the Night Lords, who were also there, had intentionally triggered the riot and shot the woman to see how Vulkan would react.
And he also ended up regretting it, not that it means anything. Afterwards, when he's mocked by Curze for being just as violent and sadistic as him, Vulkan puts his helmet on because he's so ashamed that he can't even bring himself to look his own sons in the eye.

Poor Vulkan
Typical curze activities
I like him
Hes a cooler batman





