40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

they dont know anything

[spare osprey]

Watching a big video on the Siege of Vraks and it's trying to fool me into thinking Kriegers have personality.

[civic scroll]

I kinda dig that, I've read a few short things tryna humanize em abit too much fer my liking.

[storm jungle]

thats because its the first written krieg material ever

[dapper gyro]

It is a big reason I don't like Krieg.

[winged jacinth]

Yeah i just mean they ACTUALLY dont have parents and are usually ancestor core freestyle or a direct copy of a cloneskein

[storm jungle]

Yeah i was gonna bring that up, humanizing them entirely misses the point imo

they are not suppose to be relatable

they are brainwashed flesh automatons

its why I really like Death Rider, it just says "fuck all that"

[spare osprey]

Think someone mentioned one writer for Krieg-stuff kinda blows?

[storm jungle]

Lyons

hes the main Krieg writer

[languid meadow]

because he does a lot of it

[storm jungle]

hes been doing them for 10+ years

[civic scroll]

for me I like the idea that they arw fully aware of this, a do not care.

[storm jungle]

Thats the case yes

in Death Rider commissar Hesh tries to offer his Krieg aide a bed

she just stands up all night and doesnt use it

she just doesnt know how

and doesnt care to

[civic scroll]

ok they DO sleep, and eat.

[storm jungle]

I mean yeah

lol

[dapper gyro]

Nothing wrong to like Krieg, just don't pretend that they are something else.

[storm jungle]

She also regularly does stuff like pretending to read maps or other stuff to seem like shes human when she'd normally just stand straight and wait to be given orders and Hesh notices this

[dapper gyro]

There is always Steel Legion if you like gasmask.

[languid meadow]

I just wish they didn't attract weirdos....

[civic scroll]

There is nothing but death in the shape of former humanity behind those masks, and I love them.

[dapper gyro]

And there are black coat Steel Legion as well.

[languid meadow]

I like Krieg because artillery and trench warfare is cool in 40k

[spare osprey]

I need that to be like... an animated bit.
Just a fella trying to teach a Krieger to Use Cot.

[civic scroll]

oooooo

[languid meadow]

yeah lets not touch that

[storm jungle]

They'd make it cutesy and cringe

hate that slop

[languid meadow]

don't need

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-rabbit-hi-greetings-gif-16384347

[storm jungle]

KEK

[rancid cove]

"Emperor Protects, Emperor Protects..."

[spare osprey]

Perfect.

[fervent geode]

If you like gas masks just come to Savlar

[storm jungle]

Cringe.

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah still reading that book

[civic scroll]

arnt those bolted on? or implanted?

[storm jungle]

4 savlar corner an officer in the kitchen after the ratling sells her out for being a bitch

and they try to show her in a meat grinder

LMAO

[storm jungle]

No, they just wear them lol

[fervent geode]

Peak Savlar gang

[arctic talon]

Average savlar behavior tbh

[fervent geode]

Nope

[arctic talon]

I forgot is she also savlar lol

[rancid cove]

Sevlar
A planet so bad the penal legion refuses to go back
Potential worst planet in 40k award

[fervent geode]

There’s a reason why the NL raided the shithole for recruits that one time

[civic scroll]

educating myself today

[arctic talon]

They don’t need bomb collars, the threat of being sent home is enough

💀

[fervent geode]

Acidhell

I get it tbh

[arctic talon]

A regiment of rapist, murders, and thieves

They can legally steal btw

[rancid cove]

Suicide Squad but the prison is so bad they rather work to not going back

[arctic talon]

They’re entitled to battlefield salvage legally

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah that

[arctic talon]

Sometimes “accidents” happen

[fervent geode]

They loot the dead

[civic scroll]

they the only ones? or just most famous?

[languid meadow]

love how the dogs aren't a usual penal legion

[arctic talon]

The most famous one

[fervent geode]

Hey sometimes people just turn up dead too

[storm jungle]

Read their lexipage, I added tons of lore to it recently lol

[fervent geode]

Most famous and the best

[storm jungle]

and not just "the dead" believe me

[arctic talon]

They’re an insanely famous penal legion

They’re extremely good at fighting

They’re also just all horrific people

Savlar is a prison world run by prisoners

[rancid cove]

"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

[fervent geode]

Sounds familiar innit

[arctic talon]

Ngl

Nostromo is less fucked government wise

[spare osprey]

Final thing as brain melty.

40k's concept of evolution is funky and dumb.
Volcanic world = charcoal skin.
Night world = hwite skin.
If not dead, would a sunless volcano world... make one gray, probably?

[languid meadow]

mining world turned penal world so the people living there are "prisoners"

therefore penal legion

[storm jungle]

in the book the catachan says she'll take her over her dead body, so Rastus shoots her in the back to make sure she falls on her blade to honor her word lol

[fervent geode]

That fact that this is sorta true

[languid meadow]

but not really but they're still criminals

[storm jungle]

it isnt run by criminals

we know some parts of it but it isnt a lot

[fervent geode]

There are nobles I think

[storm jungle]

i tried to scrounge some information but it isnt much

[fervent geode]

Amon Cull was once one

[rancid cove]

Reformulating my joke
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

[fervent geode]

The Savlar from Red Tithe

[storm jungle]

the best part is someone would say "how can a Catachan die to this"

same as how you can pull out a gun and shoot Mike Tyson in the back of the skull

lol

[languid meadow]

mucho muscles...

[fervent geode]

Big stronk man dies to gunshot to head

[rancid cove]

Do people think catachans can just out-dodge a bullet? Especially one fired from behind

[storm jungle]

Yeah they do

Catachan are like extremely outdated lore-wise

its cheesy as shit

[fervent geode]

Crazy calculus innit

[arctic talon]

Nicest savlar guardsmen is a thief who beats people half to death

[fervent geode]

But not all the way

So nice of em

[arctic talon]

One of the good ones

The worst savlar guardsmen

Is uh

[rancid cove]

Insert "nicest british resident" and its a guy swearing for 10 minutes straight

[arctic talon]

Let’s not elaborate on that

[languid meadow]

Oh I remember what day it is today

[fervent geode]

Savlar is Grimsby probably

[storm jungle]

also

[fervent geode]

Nostramo is Milton Keynes

[storm jungle]

one of my favorite parts to have added to their page

[fervent geode]

Different hells

[storm jungle]

Miscount grained
Sent to Savlar

[fervent geode]

Realest guys ever

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/please7tv-beg--k01KQFW87AMCXC5QMKSAM8CW9GB

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2049704276721578298

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CockAndBalls · Apr 30, 2026, 4:15 AM

forgot he fucking died today L bozo

[arctic talon]

I think I’d rather kill my self

[storm jungle]

I wasnt joking

😭

[fervent geode]

I don’t think I’d stay alive on Savlar very long anyway

[storm jungle]

children literally have to commit cannibalism

so prob not

[arctic talon]

They literally eat people so prolly not

[fervent geode]

Literally Nostramo

[fervent geode]

Wowie

[arctic talon]

Oh

I got censored

For repeating savlar lore

lol

[languid meadow]

the evil HADRON

[arctic talon]

Thanks Hadron

[fervent geode]

RIP

[arctic talon]

They rhyme with grape people, all the time as well on their homeworld

[storm jungle]

wher eis that from in Only War, i need to search it

[arctic talon]

Thanks GW

[fervent geode]

Ah

[arctic talon]

It might be from a guard codex I need to double check

Srry

[storm jungle]

damn

[rancid cove]

How can I make the homeworld of my warband that is in eternal darkness uniquely different from Nostramo
(The reason its constant darkness is due to the name Tenebris)

[storm jungle]

its hilarious how much authors cover up grape/rapists in 40k

so when the word is mentioned you are like "WOAH YOU CAN SAY THAT?"

[fervent geode]

Feral World it

Do Chaos Tribes and shit

[storm jungle]

DO NOT name it Tenebris

[fervent geode]

Nostramo is urban hell

[rancid cove]

Why

[arctic talon]

Nvm it’s from Baneblade

My bad

[fervent geode]

Like average day in Cardiff

[storm jungle]

Thtas like the most generic thing and 40k uses it constantly

[rancid cove]

Ah cool.

[storm jungle]

Tenebras or Tenebrox or something, change it up

[fervent geode]

Xipototec

[storm jungle]

make it something ugly to spell

[languid meadow]

people treat it worse than actual genocide and mass sterilization and torture of populations

[heady rivet]

My friend is getting a comm of two AoS characters. A Witch Hunter and his brick shithouse buddy in the Exorcist movie poster

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just UK book censor laws being hypocrites

[arctic talon]

But yeah savlar has a bunch of rhymes with grapeists

[languid meadow]

crazeh

[arctic talon]

They also end up in the guard

[sharp pollen]

i got my dad to read Brutal Kunnin, he liked it

[arctic talon]

[vagrant fox]

Jaywick kind of a place

[storm jungle]

Sex confirmed

[rancid cove]

I thought of naming it Tenebrek or something like that

[storm jungle]

realest dad

[arctic talon]

Fucking chemdogs lol

[heady rivet]

These two

[arctic talon]

What a bunch of pieces of shit

Cool aesthetic though

Fun army

[fervent geode]

Actually Nostramo what the fuck

[arctic talon]

Fun lore

[fervent geode]

Literally

[storm jungle]

Callis and Toll mentioned!!!!

[arctic talon]

There’s a joke one of the chemdogs makes that 1 in 3 children on savlar don’t know their parents

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

💀

[fervent geode]

[storm jungle]

thats actually on the lexi

lmao

[rancid cove]

So make it rural hell

[fervent geode]

Make it like tribal shithole

[heady rivet]

I'll post the finished comm here when he gets it

[fervent geode]

Maybe the worship the Astartes as gods

Maybe they worship the four and see the Astartes as demigods

Like Cadia before it became cringe

[languid meadow]

Chigoris

[arctic talon]

Welcome to Pete’s Pizzeria and clinic, where yesterdays loss is today’s sauce.

average savlar business

[fervent geode]

Chogoris has huge ass Song Dynasty cities

[rancid cove]

This is fitting since the warband is mostly astartes supremacists

[fervent geode]

It’s where the Limitanei are recruited from

[languid meadow]

mongolia has a big city but it's still rural hell

[fervent geode]

Ye the Astartes could make them fight each other to “join the Gods” to get aspirants

[fervent geode]

I suppose, but it’s not one on Chogoris, outside of the Empty Quarter there are many big cities

A lot of Astartes already developed godhood complexes anyway (Kasperos Telmar)

[rancid cove]

The homeworld is mostly meeting quarters, they take aspirants from everywhere since theyre fond of taking over worlds
Most people from the homeworld are just picked off for human fodder in the cults/guard, slave work or used to anything else rlly

They think the people of the homeworld to be too frail for astartes recruits but every once in a while they take some potential neophytes

[fervent geode]

Yeah maybe after the tribes fight each other they swoop down for any worthy looking people

Sort of like what the SW do

They could also go village to village or tribe to tribe and nab people for “service to the gods” (slavery or Auxilia)

[rancid cove]

I did think of making the planet being filled with both feral xenos creatures and some primitive, tribal xenos that compete with the humans

[fervent geode]

Then maybe there’s more an incentive for them to recruit from there

The locals get hardy surviving the fauna

[rancid cove]

Guess ill make them take people from there afterall due to the surviving tribes surviving the xenos shenanigans that happens there

[lament shoal]

THEY RESPECT WOMEN LETS FUCKING GO

[rancid cove]

Lmfao

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[arctic talon]

Orlocks literally have female gangers as a regular thing

[heady rivet]

Yeah Orlocks are real egalitarian

[lament shoal]

I’m gonna be getting an orlock set soon

I wanna get into munda

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1489667906068287508/Palatine_Impressed.gif

[arctic talon]

Orlocks and Van Saar are normal about men and women

Escher, Goliath and Cawdor are uh

not

[solid horizon]

Orlocks when the Draculas walk in

[heady rivet]

Check yo DMs, playa

[arctic talon]

YES

BEST GANG

BEST CLAN

THE HOUSE OF IRON ON TOP

[storm jungle]

Orlock also legit have a long history with Escher iirc

[arctic talon]

Yeah

The 2 houses get along

[storm jungle]

lots of gangbanging

[heady rivet]

Goliath mellowed out now though. Tons of female Over-Tyrants. They just started all-male and now have women. And they treat em normal as long as they're Goliath. So its just Escher are extreme Misandrists and Cawdor is explicityl patriarchal

[storm jungle]

(literally)

[arctic talon]

Goliath aren’t roid raging sexists now? Neat

[queen laurel]

i would Goliath say respect woman as long as she can bench press 300 lbs is a warm up and crush someone by the skull with their bare hands

[arctic talon]

They’re just normal roid raging now

[arctic talon]

How else is Escher going to introduce new dna to the gene pool.

Have you seen the average Escher male

💀

[storm jungle]

arent they literally ghoul twinks

[heady rivet]

More implied to be like Corpus Colossus bodies with Rictus Erectus brains

[arctic talon]

They’re mentally stunted, “shriveled” or stillborn

[lament shoal]

Link ain’t loading so I’ll check it out when I’m on a better connection

[arctic talon]

Or 2 of the above

[storm jungle]

IM GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME THINKING OF THEM LIKE CORPUS COLOSSUS

Love that guy, legend

[queen laurel]

also isn't literally the first over tyrant a woman

[heady rivet]

Go see whats bothering dad!

[arctic talon]

Idk I haven’t read much Goliath lore

Aside from the old shit

[storm jungle]

Guy was a real unit, smartest at the end of it all too

[queen laurel]

Yeah basically they welcome everyone now as long as you are physically strong of course

[heady rivet]

Almost every named Over-Tyrant in their sourcebook is a lady

[heady rivet]

Like 3/5 named ones

[dapper gyro]

Steroids make you dumber confirmed.

[heady rivet]

Even the Natborn are said to be bad with things like lateral thinking and such

[queen laurel]

To be fair creativity isn't really something you shove in a data slug after all

[heady rivet]

Natborn are just smarter

[queen laurel]

And I'm pretty sure Goliath culture don't really teach you how to be creative just punch through it

[queen laurel]

and actually lives longer

[heady rivet]

To like 40

[queen laurel]

Hey still a way better shelf life than 10 years

[lament shoal]

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to when I made this

[rancid cove]

make a ba version now

[heady rivet]

[heady rivet]

Quick and dirty but okay

[rancid cove]

peak

[steel ingot]

very sad the speem mario kart is prolly gonna get axed from the rules

genuinely though one of the worst models ive ever seen in my life lmao

BROTHER THERE IS A BLUE SHELL

[rocky gale]

Yall just can't appreciate peak

[steel ingot]

like what actually was its purpose beyond what like land speeders do

plus those are COOLER

[dapper gyro]

The model looks fun, but the rule for it is horrible.

Like it doesn't work with any subfaction of SMs.

Not viable for 2 editions.

[wintry scarab]

Do 40k orks eat people?

[steel ingot]

yera

next question

[wintry scarab]

Thought so lol

[steel ingot]

also this is just a me thing but the like new rotating barrel miniguns look dumb compared to the dumbass mongrel boltguns they like just seem like more effort to look modern in an intentionally archaich world

which is very me no like new thing

which i know played out, but its my one hill to die on as we accept most of the primaris gubbins that look like shit

[celest dome]

Very much so

[queen laurel]

yes they even made a farm to treat them as cattle

[solid horizon]

We'll welcome it in the legends gang

[wintry scarab]

Follow up question; Do 40k orks eat orks?

[rancid cove]

What about Tenebrexis?

[solid horizon]

Just checked, not too bad of a datasheet for a small vee-ehicle

It has multi melta

[solid horizon]

Now it sounds like a toothpaste brand

[rancid cove]

[heady rivet]

You would discover that server, huh?

[celest dome]

yes

[dapper gyro]

I like tacticool whee it makes sense. But yes, a heavy bolter or some kind of twin linked bolter would look a lot better.

[rocky gale]

Why wasn't I invited

[rancid cove]

I've been there since day one of my account

[arctic talon]

marines have always had assault cannons tbf

They’re just usually on termies

[civic scroll]

Hey would any of y'all happen to know of any, admech heavy/focused, ttrpg actual plays out there on the youtubs?

[arctic talon]

The only other vehicles they’re on is the land speeders and one of the land raider variants

No clue sorry

If you want the player handbook for maledictums admech stuff

I can send it to you lol

[civic scroll]

I thiiiink I have that one but I'm unsure, I know moxy did n expansion or....somthing for it, le tired at werk rn lol cannot recall

[arctic talon]

Kk

[civic scroll]

thanks thooo

[lament shoal]

How is Sefoni able to conjure up mirrors of daemons and nurgle corrupted things without already being corrupted herself?

[arctic talon]

She’s built different

[zenith prairie]

Space magic

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/punch-lenny-simpsons--k01KQDMYNBBBC65ZN5MTSNQNR5Z

[arctic talon]

Agnes tachyon in beginning of a new era looks like she eats babies

In everything else she looks tired

lol

The animation guide for her is also hilarious

[daring creek]

thinking about it

have the salamanders ever got in trouble for being too nice or too human

[rancid cove]

Never close her eyes....

[arctic talon]

She farms too much aura in the movie

[vagrant fox]

Filthy disgusting Igneans

[arctic talon]

IGNEANS

I HATE THEM

ALL THEY WANT IS RIGHTS

[vagrant fox]

Filthy freaks believe in eventual peace

[arctic talon]

They live underground

And try to avoid conflict

Disgusting

[dapper gyro]

I know that they have it, but I talk about the look.

[vagrant fox]

Igneans aside there were the fools at Helsreach

[dapper gyro]

Twin link heavy bolt rifle would look cooler.

[fervent geode]

They’ve gotten in trouble because of disgusting Igneans messing up their battle plans and picking fights with esteemed allies such as the Marines Malevolent smdh

FACT: Igneans knew about the Drop site Massacre but didn’t tell Vulkan because they thought it was a funny joke
FACT: Igneans knew that Vulkan was alive and being tortured but didn’t tell Numeon or Rhytan as it would “totally ruin the surprise reveal”

[vagrant fox]

This is entirely true

[fervent geode]

Brought to you by Tsu’gan and friends

[sacred ginkgo]

Why is it red eyes ryoshu

[daring creek]

I was thinking moreso them being frowned upon because inhumanity is a massive virtue in the imperium

[fervent geode]

Oh no they’re never going to be frowned upon

[storm jungle]

Its really not

[fervent geode]

They burn people alive

The 3rd Company is like built for dissident burning

[storm jungle]

yeah you cannot ever "beat out" human racism, its just not explored as an element because its too close to real life, which itself is funny when you say it out loud but lol

same as people thinking everyone in the imperium is fine with stuff like homosexuality

they'll absolutely kill you for it in some planets lol

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-silver-deadlock-deadlock-silver-silver-gif-12709290247267116536

[fervent geode]

Probably a issue on Maccabius and no big deal on Elysia kind of deal

[celest cedar]

🇹🇷 🐺 🗣️

[arctic talon]

“They’d lynch your degenerate brother on my homeworld”

“What”

“I said they’d lynch your degenerate brother on my homeworld”

Warhammer crime W

That dude just dropping that shit in a casual conversation

Is so fucking funny

[fervent geode]

Average day in the Imperiym of Man

[dapper gyro]

Sally is not known for being good in negotiation nor inspecting suspicion.

[fervent geode]

Oh wait

Salamanders

Right right

[fervent geode]

Any instances? Not that I don’t believe you it’s just that I’ve never heard of this happening in any books

[dapper gyro]

So while they do protect the population, if you are wrong looking, then you are done for.

[fervent geode]

That’s how it goes for most Astartes chapters tbh, being wrong looking enough to stand out in mortal crowd is probably gonna get you the mutant’s bonfire

[vagrant fox]

The Imperium is so cool

https://klipy.com/gifs/raiden-mgs-1--k01KQG1Q0ZHPCF4XXZB1ZBV680F

I almost forgot what day it is

[rocky gale]

Thursday?

[vagrant fox]

You're almost as evil as Dilara sometimes

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/so-close-9--k01KQG1Y1VD9ZZYXV681H8AJ97M

[solid horizon]

march 61th

youre welcome

[rocky gale]

Oh shit, which year?

[solid horizon]

2006

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/there-is-still-time-picard--k01KQG24AEHPNGQ3QVTQ2G6HPCN

Unironically send me back to 2006, I want to make different mistakes this time

[sacred ginkgo]

I could make amazing poor decisions so much earlier

[heady rivet]

But not on Wokemunda

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

bruh

[vital ginkgo]

Why do ravenguard prefer mk 6 armor? Is it quieter?

[solid horizon]

beak

raven

there you have it

[storm jungle]

Out of universe because its beak is bird reminscent, in universe its the stealth armor

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Space_Marine_Power_Armour#Mark_VI_.22Corvus_Armour.22

[rancid cove]

Less noise, lighter and whatever

[dapper gyro]

Sorry, I was touching grass.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Imhathok

[steel ingot]

i thought in universe it was also because its the bird helmet

like the bird guys with the bird theme and a dad that turned into a bird went "lets wear the bird helmet"

[rancid cove]

Its also cause the STC was found by Corvus or something like that so maybe they just made it birdy like

[arctic talon]

STC wasn’t found by Corvus

It got named after him bcs he was the primarch of the only testbed legion who liked it

[languid meadow]

so basic but fuck it

RG have swag

I have so much cope for the story of the RG...

that will never happen

new absolute batman #20 art

[storm jungle]

Peak?

[dapper gyro]

RG has too much cope going on.

[languid meadow]

potential chapter

[rocky gale]

Bro it's literaly just a smudge on a screen

People will pog for any slop

https://klipy.com/gifs/ryabn-gosling--k01KQG79PDMHMW2WR6GWB7D1CP0

[languid meadow]

you'll be a smudge on the road after this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886742356529922172/1145863884545204335/attachment.gif

[rocky gale]

Smudge these nuts

https://tenor.com/view/dx-taylor-swift-gif-7721999

I'm now very drunk, so I'm going to play Overwatch and piss off all my teammates

[vagrant fox]

drunk on a weekday?

[rocky gale]

tHURSAY

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-yeah-jerma985-gif-12972822

[dapper gyro]

Cheap bar day

[rancid cove]

Kill yourself

now

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-i-dont-think-i-will-2--k01KQG85MESTEQ3V8TVJNDVY0D3

[rancid cove]

PERISH

DECIMATE YOURSELF

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laughing-hysterically-pmsl--k01KQG86197N3WCE6MN2XRKYKX4

[rancid cove]

@storm jungle

[nocturne crest]

Crazy idea: Instead of certain primaris that people are expecting to be removed, they are instead improved upon.

[rocky gale]

Damn was hoping I'd suck at OW and piss my team, but I'm just too good

Caried hard

[rancid cove]

Ah makes sense why you'd call Absolute Batman slop
you like Overwatch

[rocky gale]

Absolute slopman

[storm jungle]

The words of worms should not bother us

this bitch will read it at some point then pog about how awesome it is like all Absolute Batman haters do

[rancid cove]

They bother me a lot
Crucify her
nnYYOOOW

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/why-do-you-lay-these-troubles-grima-wormtongue--k01KQG89EH5DJJEXPADDRFGB7FY

DO not listen Dilara

Lynxiee is not welcome in these halls

[languid meadow]

drunk aunt at the function..

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cease-your-heresy-gif-19891262

Shut up Overwatch player

[rocky gale]

Dilara has already signed your execution

https://klipy.com/gifs/document-order-1--k01KQG89EH5DJJEXPADDRFGB7FY

[young pecan]

Imagine liking a universe made by a guy named dark seed

[storm jungle]

says this as a 40k fan

in a 40k server

[young pecan]

What do you mean

Angron is a very creative name and I'm sure there is lots of artistic and metaphorical depth to it

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-emperor-hirohito-japan-gif-2821286674910693517

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

Hive Scum is so fun

I personality scourge'd to male Bounty Hunter

He is such a gremlin man

[vagrant fox]

they're all little gremloids

[rocky gale]

TIL that there is a Manchuko government in exile

[vagrant fox]

Man Diablo 4 has some fantastic scenery, too bad about the business model

I say as I play the game

[heady rivet]

Yes but there is a spectrum

[vagrant fox]

You're saying manchurian could have a revival with me a white boy as their strongest soldier?

[rocky gale]

Do it

Herald the return of Manchuko

Become the Gaijin Emperor

Restore Manchuria

[raven stone]

…pls don’t :p

China has gone through enough tomfoolery

[vagrant fox]

it can take a little more

but I just looked at the Manchurian language again and I cba

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/t90uMhCnnCw?si=X30o08e7uEh8pKHh

[arctic talon]

What the fuck lol

[vagrant fox]

go to manchustate dot org and tell us about their business

or go there

[arctic talon]

This is just another restore democracy in China thing

lol

well

"restore"

not that China has ever had democracy in the first place

its just generic anti CCP stuff from what I can tell

[vagrant fox]

I figured it's something like that

They were apparently based in Hong Kong originally

[arctic talon]

Wait this is manchu nationalism

lmao

holy based?????

[vagrant fox]

Oh good for them

There's also a East Turkistan/Xinjiang government in exile apparently

Dude the first minute of this zoots so hard, these goofs make way better cinematics than games frfr

https://youtu.be/bgBuGB7ghrQ

[viral halo]

been playing a lot since the dlc dropped--it's so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmnnNxu6Ww&t=18s

[vagrant fox]

I just got to Skovos with a new paladin and it has been easymode but I'm having a good time

[fervent geode]

Real

[celest cedar]

damn a korn collab

[viral halo]

Also on a paladin

Did you give your guy vitiligo too

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/-9DffdluvQM

[vagrant fox]

Na just made a generic dude

[fervent geode]

Wait yeah lol they’ve always been a bunch of pyromaniacal zealots

[wise wolf]

Manchuko mentioned?

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbjuIYFPO2k

[wise wolf]

https://youtu.be/KeqxLeXd6KY?si=mSCbCxJlPikJQmJm

[celest cedar]

whats up beijing

[storm jungle]

bing chilling

[rose thorn]

i forgot was it this server or the other that likes pathfinder 2e

[wise wolf]

https://youtu.be/uUEwgS20ZDg?si=iYWNhQ4qyFoAI8Nb

[jade holly]

How likely is it for someone to escape from being the victim of Drukhari torture?

[spare osprey]

I figure if you cross into Commobruh, that's the point of no return.

[arctic talon]

Like 0

[jade holly]

That throws a wrench in the gears

[storm jungle]

The only example of people escaping is due to plot lol

and writers not understand how Commorragh works

[jade holly]

So unless the Drukhari got a spare lament configuration lying around somewhere Commoragh is basically a one way trip?

[storm jungle]

Well yeah lol

what was your idea

[jade holly]

An Inquisitor who was a victim of torture and was flayed so horribly he needs a special mask to breathe. His psyche broken to the point he adopts Drukkhari torture methods to wage psychological warfare on Xenos and heretical factions

[spare osprey]

I mean, you could have 'em go through Drukarhi torture without making it to Commorragh.

[storm jungle]

badabing

badaboom

[jade holly]

Odd tangent, but there’s another antagonist I wanna use as inspiration besides scarecrow for him

And it’s a very sharp tangent lmao

[storm jungle]

Take it or leave it

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/poppy-playtime-poppy-playtime-chapter-3-catnap-red-smoke-red-heart-gif-15193671261584569964

This guy

Granted his gas is basically scarecrow’s fear toxin

[storm jungle]

yeah its basically the same thing

he just has red gas instead lol

[spare osprey]

I was hoping to never need to remember that dang game.

[storm jungle]

Its not going anywhere

lmao

[spare osprey]

Begrudgingly aware.

[celest cedar]

its got an interesting setting but the devs are too greedy

[outer wave]

I just dislike mascot horror generally

[jade holly]

Chapter 5 was supposed to be the final chapter

Honestly Catnap is like the only actually cool thing from that game

And he’s just scarecrow but a giant cat

[storm jungle]

A lot of furries

[spare osprey]

It's a lot less interesting when it's "Baby-mulcher joint number six" in mascot horror.

[outer wave]

Its just an overdone genre thats been prevalent in media/online discussion for a long while

[jade holly]

The facility is also jsut unnecessarily massive

[spare osprey]

Also, just boring games!

[storm jungle]

Yeah furries

[celest cedar]

they have 5 episodes of the same formula

[outer wave]

Also with that particular game my brain is failing me to remember its name I thought was stolen off someone else or something?

[celest cedar]

the same escalation same puzzle sections

[outer wave]

Yeah Markipiler called that out! I dont watch him, but I saw his rant about it at the end of the 5th episode

[spare osprey]

Only spooky game I play is VotV.

[jade holly]

It was introducing new characters every chapter to kill them off, the chase sequences were like the only thing the game does, and they just don’t really tell you all the mechanics

[outer wave]

That sounds pretty repetitive and not great to play through generally

[outer wave]

Yeah fair

[storm jungle]

🫵

[outer wave]

WHOA WHOA WHOA, THIS IS SLANDER! IM NOT A FURRY!

[storm jungle]

ye

[outer wave]

Why would she slander me.....

😔

[spare osprey]

Love how their main character is literally just "yellow stickman placeholder."
Like literally, why am I there.

[outer wave]

My good name....

My noble name....

Tarnished.....

[storm jungle]

You can say this about most horror games

[outer wave]

Wait is it really just a placeholder model that they gave the MC?

[storm jungle]

lol

I mean yes?

no one is gonna see a player model

its why every game is just floating hands

lol

[celest cedar]

mommy long legs is such a good character and she only exist for one episode 😔

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Same with Catnap bu-
What the fuck Dilara?

[celest cedar]

the prototype is the most nothing burger villain ever

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Ye

[storm jungle]

still cant believe people like that design

Digital Circus ahh

[spare osprey]

I don't know why their fuckass five-piece model with stupid-ass arm-backpack model offends me.

[jade holly]

The prototype wishes it was Catnap

[storm jungle]

^ this guy is a closeted furry

[jade holly]

Nah I just like characters that torture you psychologically

[spare osprey]

-# Los Furros!

[outer wave]

Oh this thing looks WHATEVER

[storm jungle]

Thats how it always starts

[jade holly]

The lower half is alright

[storm jungle]

lmaoooo

[lament shoal]

How tf do I fight the burgle in melee without getting eaten

[storm jungle]

burgle what

[arctic talon]

backshots to the BoN

also

[spare osprey]

Dance around it.

[lament shoal]

Shorthand for BoN

[outer wave]

I agree, its pretty cool, but its got the usual teen edgy shit with the top

[storm jungle]

BoN what

[arctic talon]

one person can be the sacrificial lamb if you can't dance around it

lol

[outer wave]

CLOWNS ARE SCARY!!!!

[surreal nest]

i would be so scared if i was a redditor

[arctic talon]

Beast of nurgle

[storm jungle]

I love the logic of like

this thing eats me how can I avoid it

ATTACK FROM ANYWHERE ELSE DUMBASS

[surreal nest]

darktide players are unable to communicate without dumbass acronyms

[outer wave]

If I were a redditor, I'd debate it on its existence and kill it

[arctic talon]

like circle around it and give it backshots

[storm jungle]

Real

^

[arctic talon]

or just let someone get eaten as a sacrificial lamb

lol

[celest cedar]

I sleep

[storm jungle]

the characters spell this out outright

[arctic talon]

If you wana be a dick

[storm jungle]

lmao

[lament shoal]

Kinda hard when its focused soley on you because everyone else is dead

[dapper gyro]

BoN only eats you if you get slimmed by it.

[storm jungle]

No its not, run around it lol

skill issue ahh

[lament shoal]

I don’t usually have this problem outside of mortis trials because no one fucking plays that mode unfortunately

[arctic talon]

also yeah you need to be slimed

[surreal nest]

yeah so you wanna run FoTF (faith of the fury) perk with Z (zealot class) and run M Dom (Martydom) so you can one shot the BoN (beast of nurgle) with the T Ham (Thunder hammer)

[spare osprey]

Wait for it to start puking...
Lé dodge button.

[storm jungle]

I got a much better monster design from Poppy Playtime, be warned though its very scary

[arctic talon]

Tbh the most threatening like

situation for the BoN

is when you're in a tiny ass confined space

[storm jungle]

Insidious Sharrian backshots

[dapper gyro]

Not my type, but would.

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[celest cedar]

uuugh white woman my beloved

[outer wave]

FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS CHRIST WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT THERE OUUUUAAA--

WOMEN!!!!

[storm jungle]

I loved her until i learned shes a half-elf

FUCKING DISGUSTING

[lament shoal]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HE7FThGWYAATLlM.webp

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-sopranos-50--k01KQGQ51085N8Y6ACWBKYZY6K1

[celest cedar]

what the fuck

racist

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/squim-smiling-friends-squim-dance-gif-6983033597089380988

[arctic talon]

rude

racist

[storm jungle]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Yes

https://klipy.com/gifs/gigachad-13--k01KQGQ5Q3ZQQMRNDZRM2AVEA22

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/squim-smiling-friends-squim-dance-the-squim-dance-dance-gif-16968948256596988577

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-squim-gif-8617080617166995066

[dapper gyro]

Whatever race, would all the same.

[spare osprey]

Gamers would "Would" anything with a silhouette.

[arctic talon]

funny how all the people in the Nautaloid Tutorial section are prolly classifiable as Lawful Evil in BG3

excluding the player character

Shadowheart and Lae'zel both qualify as it easily lol

[dapper gyro]

Anything with a pulse, humanoid silhouette and over age of consent.

[arctic talon]

All 3 of those are optional

to some people

[celest cedar]

one is a brainwashed death cult fascist, the other is just religiously brainwashed

[jade holly]

I can fix them

[dapper gyro]

I pick the 3 as my requirements for those exact reason.

[celest cedar]

true

[arctic talon]

I like Shart but she's def lawful evil despite being a brainwashed death cultist lol

[jade holly]

But Karlach will always be best girl in BG3

[spare osprey]

Karlach is nice to me so she's the only one I give a hoot about.

[arctic talon]

worshipping Shar is a death cult

[spare osprey]

Also Wyll.

Handsome fella.

[arctic talon]

Shar wants the annihilation of everything lmao

[jade holly]

Wyll is boring

[arctic talon]

I wish Wyll was written better

bcs he's hot

lol

[jade holly]

Apparently he was as meant to have a better story

[arctic talon]

Nah

[spare osprey]

Zip it furry.

[arctic talon]

they rewrote him like

last minute

Anyways Shart is def lawful evil

she's literally proficient at torturing people lol

[jade holly]

I ain’t no damn furry

[arctic talon]

and part of a cult that kidnaps and kills people

[celest cedar]

true

[arctic talon]

Lae'zel is a brainwashed facist death cultist

actually they're both death cultists lmao

Astarion prolly qualifies as Chaotic Evil, Gale as lawful neutral

Wyll as Lawful good

[celest cedar]

....I think I have a type

[arctic talon]

Karlach is Chaotic good

Minthara is Lawful evil

despite being a Drow

[spare osprey]

Wasn't there some shmuck in the Goblin camp that was a follower of the Goddess of Pain?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Abdirak

[spare osprey]

Thoroughly surprised he wasn't some twitchy methhead.

[sacred ginkgo]

Don't get vomited on, it can only swallow you if it direct hits you with vomit

[jade holly]

Astarion and Shart both love watching you get beat by Abdirak

Look the permanent passive from doing that is worth it

[arctic talon]

tbh he's a pretty well put together member of their cult

[celest cedar]

fun fact: its only permanent as long as your char never dies, you lose it if you die and get revived 💀

[arctic talon]

tbh

Whats funny is karlach's condition should be extremely curable

[spare osprey]

My Paladin needed the health boost, y'all don't understand.

[arctic talon]

since Gale has a scroll of true resurrection

And assuming he has more postgame

you could just kill Karlach and revive her with that lol

Also withers does true resurrection

but Withers is doing some shit and abusing a loophole

lol

[dapper gyro]

So do you keep her extra head in the inventory?

Or is that extra body?

[arctic talon]

nah you can't revive her if you kill her there lol

As for true resurection it removes all the leftover bodyparts from existence and just makes a new one for missing bits

lol

Which is what jergal withers is doing

[spare osprey]

Karlach is so cool.
Gave her, like, three jump perks and she's a fucking monster in combat.

[arctic talon]

ngl

they should have kept her drug addiction lol

to soul coins

bcs ingame rn she literally lies about what they are just so you can pop them for her

but for no reason

[spare osprey]

Gotta actually finish the God damn game...
Instead of just modding it.

[arctic talon]

every soul coin you pop is a literal soul being incinerated forever lmao

Its so funny you can't even cleanse them ingame with remove curse lol

anyways Karlach should have kept her drug addiction

I think that would have made her more fun as a character

[rancid cove]

Insidious torturous Sharrian backshots

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-five-nights-at-freddy's-springlock-failure-fnaf-gif-15872712012781687992

THE LORE GOES DEEP WITH THIS ONE

[vital ginkgo]

Do chaos marines use purity seals?

[unique bronze]

Isnt that to ward off stuff like daemons, I cant imagine them using it 🤔

[rancid cove]

Some chaos worshippers do but its not pure at all

Just accursed writing made to appeal to the dark gods

[rancid cove]

It depends, theres oath of moments

[unique bronze]

would it still be called a purity seal tho

[rancid cove]

No

[dapper gyro]

They just call it "seal of …" or "mark of …".

[opaque coyote]

Literally Pearl until Rose died

Actually literally Pearl even after Rose died for a while

Only after the episode Mr. Greg did Pearl finally get over her salty wound

[jade holly]

Do we have any books or cinematics showcasing the War in Heaven?

Like a book purely for that entire war for all sides

[dapper gyro]

Nope

Most of that event is told through other characters.

[jade holly]

Give me that as a tabletop game

[crystal forum]

we barely know anything about the war in heaven

and it's more an event related to necrons than anything else

it tells their backstory and has no consequence on the actual setting

we don't even have a book on the great crusades!

[jade holly]

What I’m hearing is we got a goldmine of potential

[crystal forum]

i wish. there's so many parts of the great crusade that are kept vague on purpose by GW and it annoys me

[jade holly]

The Horus Heresy used to be vague didn’t it?

[crystal forum]

i just wanna hear about the small time frame when everybody in the imperium was having a good time expanding the domain and all the primarchs were still brothers

[jade holly]

And that was after the unification wars right?

[crystal forum]

yeah

unifications wars was terra

[jade holly]

Wait that’s not what I’m thinking of

The crusades was Big E going out to find his sons and reunite them with their legions?

[crystal forum]

well it was mainly to expand the imperium but yeah he found his primarchs

[arctic talon]

eh not as vague

[jade holly]

Speaking of vague

Imotekh fought in the War in Heaven right?

I keep trying to look that up and find things saying he didn’t

[crystal forum]

all the necrons did

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416253732498702357/1499661851414364230/HHMPFJHWkAASaxi.png?ex=69f59c6f&is=69f44aef&hm=a4e0d77be107e641d6104c66a5fa64148a12bf248c95d4fa4e7d83d1b26c5d1e&

[surreal nest]

Does anybody shop with microcenter are they good or will they stab me to death again

I got god's worst ryzen 5 3600 from them last time

[celest dome]

Skull is probably around the end of the month, predictions
Darktide -> New class reveal
Vermintide -> Hopefully Weapon pack release
Mechanicus 2 -> Release date
TWW3 -> ??
TW40k -> Release date ?
DoW4 -> Release date ?

Anything else

[rocky gale]

Na Darktide 2

[celest dome]

death

[rocky gale]

But it's like Overwatch 2, where they don't do anything except make squads 3 players instead of 4 and then do nothing with the game for 5 years

[surreal nest]

This user was burned by overwatch 2

[storm jungle]

Yeah, kill that guy

[vagrant fox]

You can't kill someone who gets sauced on a weekday

[queen laurel]

Larmoth I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to RIP you in half

Grot packing heat

[raven stone]

Oh right

They will oogle the box set today

Supposedly

...my neck hurts from weird sleeping position issues :/

[paper haven]

I can't wait for Darktide 2

[raven stone]

Imagine fighting more Chaos variants

[fervent geode]

Spireguard invasion

[rocky gale]

Blackout drunk last night and then got up and went to work this morning

I don't get hangovers

[vagrant fox]

👎

[celest dome]

Why are you working on the 1st of May

[sharp pollen]

who is stronker......... an ogryn ........... or a aaaahhh .,.. ah viltrumite...?

[spare osprey]

Oogee. Fur shurrr.
Emprah lurves Oogeez.

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zhnlrwxe/warhammer-art-through-the-years-gloomspite-gitz/

[near wasp]

Because criminals don't care about what day of the week it is. They'll still be smoking fent behind the stripclub

At least why I'm working

[rocky gale]

Why wouldn't I?

[celest dome]

Worker day

[rocky gale]

Not here

I'm off Monday because it's a bank holiday though

[near wasp]

Labor Day is Sept 7th

[daring creek]

Let people eat their fent vro

[near wasp]

I don't give a fuck if they do, just stop doing it in front of the cameras

[daring creek]

😭

[near wasp]

Saw a guy the other day completely cooked out of his gourd trying not to fall over hanging onto a fence like it would save him from the bugs in his skin

[tough haven]

Enhance a drug users paranoia experience by walking and saying “hey dude, I just wanted to let you know, everyone’s looking at you”

“Everyone’s looking at you and they’re laughing at you on the inside”

[daring creek]

That is just evil

[near wasp]

Oh our cameras have speakers

So I do yell at them

[daring creek]

So you can say

GET THE FUCK OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING PORCH

[spare osprey]

Do a Judge Dredd impression.

[near wasp]

"you are being watched" is one of my favorite things to say

[tough haven]

Things I think about doing but never would do

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347598466404319244/1499727932531277894/go-86.mov?ex=69f5d9fa&is=69f4887a&hm=5862b85829d875c6ea95495e51748144dac9f4d2125e295c39459139b5576c37&

Men doing anything to have an excuse to just not go to therapy

“Yeah bro that’s called trauma, we all have it, men ain’t special”

[spare osprey]

I don't have depression.
Just haven't felt like reading.
Or going to class.
Or sleeping right.
Or painting my minis.
Or eating good.

[near wasp]

Listen man the voices just push me to do better

[tough haven]

The only difference is there’s a stigma against men doing something about it

[tough haven]

Mfers will say shit like this like they ain’t the picture in the dictionary for anhedonia

[spare osprey]

Things have just gotten a LITTLE rough, man. One of them months.
It is what it is.

[heady rivet]

Given that the Total War livestream said "More in June" for TWW3 and "More in May" for TW40k I think TWW3 is skipped.

I'm on hopium for VT2 mission or even a new mission

And copium for VT3 teaser lole

[tough haven]

What’s crazy is I had someone deadass tell me that by consistently telling themselves they’re worthless and can never do better it “motivates them to prove themselves wrong” and I said “hey uh that sounds a little self destructive, maybe we should find something more constructive” and they said “nah man my therapist told me it’s a good idea”

[heady rivet]

Everything else sounds right

[tough haven]

I’ll take “shit that didn’t happen for 600” Ken

If it did you gotta find a new one, bros just eating your money

[near wasp]

Bro I had a therapist during my trauma and at the time I had no clue I was dealing with trauma. Didn't need one until years later and of course now I'd have to pay out of pocket for one

[tough haven]

Can’t tell if you’re being genuine or being satirical

[near wasp]

Sounds genuine

[spare osprey]

A little half-and-half.
The best jokes come from the soul!

[heady rivet]

[tough haven]

Be careful with self deprecatory humor, we become what we behold

[daring creek]

Anhedonia is scary bruh

I had a sample of it getting off my meds

[tough haven]

And repetition is what cements habits in our brains

[daring creek]

It was like. Depression turned the fuck up

[tough haven]

It can be a positive coping mechanism but it’s a fine edge to walk

[daring creek]

Depression on steroids

[tough haven]

It is scary

[daring creek]

0 was sadness. 1 was happiness. And I could only feel happiness for like a moment

Then it disappeared

[near wasp]

Anyways back to writing vtm

[daring creek]

2 of the most terrifying days of the year for me

[tough haven]

It always feels like “oh it’s just a rough time rn” but those are the times to get something done about it, cause it’s hard to notice if the rough times are getting progressively worse since your too close to it to be objective

It happens to everyone

[spare osprey]

It's a very odd era for me.
Like, for the first time ever I am finally seeing myself in a kinder light.
Actually thinking I look good.
But with this 'clarity,' I'm starting to see "Oh. Oh, I'm not running at a 100%."

But let's not get too personal in a lore channel!

[tough haven]

That’s good, self awareness is the first step to improving, can’t fix a problem if you don’t see one

[spare osprey]

Get me a shot of Nuln Oil to get though the day.
-# Fuckin'... SIX DOLLARS A POT--

[vagrant fox]

you just gotta tank it

and if it worse you just gotta tank it

this is wisdom

[fervent geode]

Thank you wise Mortarion

[daring creek]

Gw fans not drink their fucking paint challenge

[languid meadow]

mmmm thorsyt 🤤

[rancid cove]

"Father, what do we do?"
"Tank everything or u a bitch"

[heady rivet]

Correction: other way around lole. You fully right

[rancid cove]

Feet boy

[daring creek]

Lynx I don't think the hazard stripes really fit with the transflag

Such clashing colors

[languid meadow]

bee pride...

[daring creek]

[languid meadow]

they're legit designed to not fit with anything

[daring creek]

It bothers me every time I see it

[languid meadow]

THAT'S THE POINT

😭

[daring creek]

Its painful

[languid meadow]

if hazard stripes actually fit with anything they would be shit at their job

[fervent geode]

At least he’s motivational about it

[daring creek]

Whys it on iron legion then!??!?!??!??!?!?!

💢

[rancid cove]

Skill issue

[fervent geode]

Because they don’t fit with anything except dying on masse to achieve literally anything

[languid meadow]

because they're fucking unpainted steel

where hazards are supposed to be on

[rancid cove]

I deny it

[rocky gale]

Looks within, Iron

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[rancid cove]

iron within
looks inside
iron from the blood

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[spare osprey]

I hope all Black Templars except for Grimaldus fucking croak.

[solid horizon]

ironing warriors

all their cloths are really smooth

[rocky gale]

Do you think if Michael Jackson's name was Jim rather than Michael he would have sang "Smooth Jiminal" instead?

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yeager-erwin-smith-erwn-yeager-attack-on-titan-snk-gif-24822456

[rancid cove]

There are words I can't use to express myself over this question

[heady rivet]

I know a guy named Michael Jackson by accident because his parents were like hippie doctors in the middle of the Congo at the time and didnt realize what name they set him up with until they got back to the US

[rocky gale]

Na they knew

Even little kids without TVs in the middle of the Congo knew about Jackson

He was massively famous for a solid 40 years

[heady rivet]

Tbf

This was the early 80s and they were literal boomers

This guy in question is pushing 50

[rocky gale]

Na flag on the field, dudes capping

They knew and just don't want to admit it

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-sus-face-james-doakes-suspicious-james-doakes-reaction-erik-king-gif-14404252364057104628

You rn

[rocky gale]

In 30 years there will be people going " no I swear they named me Khalesi by complete chance they didn't even Know about game of thrones

[heady rivet]

Its already happening, we're post season 8 now

[winged jacinth]

Yeah i think so, after all the original is called Smooth Mikeinal

[storm jungle]

Nobody does that anymore

lmao

[rocky gale]

Yea and in 30 years they'll be 50

Like the guy in his story

Keep up

[storm jungle]

can you like stop posting this shit

[rocky gale]

Bro I'm on the bus

[winged jacinth]

I know at least a few kids were named khaleesi before the show got to the dragon genocide arc

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war1-god-of-war-fall-fall-meme-gif-25892538

[forest orbit]

The best part is Khaleesi is literally a title

its not even a name lmao

[rocky gale]

They don't know thst

[languid meadow]

Qu ass naming

[forest orbit]

Thats what makes it funny

[heady rivet]

They are stupid

[forest orbit]

You aint no khaleesi until you have an entire horse horde (or a ranch)

https://giphy.com/gifs/mongol-gem-spotted-gemmm-WkTKPj8IZ1oB2AnFWB

[heady rivet]

I'm naming my daughter Saera so I can have problems

[heady rivet]

And my son is gonna be Vaegon

[winged jacinth]

Really enjoying a series of books on the leadup to ww2 and naming my kid hitler before the beerhall putsch chapter 💀

[storm jungle]

Im gonna name my son Paul, after Aaron Paul and Paul Atreides 🙏

[rocky gale]

Why you naming a child after Paul Bumtreides

[storm jungle]

Because hes the prophet

[rocky gale]

Fake ahh

[storm jungle]

sandworms like you wouldnt get it

[heady rivet]

Best part in the books is when she threatens to kill all the hostages of the masters and then next chapter she's learned all their names and lets them sit on her lap and gives them candy. Like girl you didnt even TRY

[rocky gale]

Leto

[rancid cove]

I'm naming mine after Robert from Dispatch

[storm jungle]

fucking harkonnen ahh loyalist

[quiet orchid]

No

[heady rivet]

Just say ass, White baby

[winged jacinth]

After paul simon but NOT mccartney

[storm jungle]

Robert Robertson the 3rd....

[rancid cove]

Yes.

[unique bronze]

Will you nickname him Lisan al Gaib as well

[rancid cove]

The one and only!'n

[storm jungle]

that title has to be earned so no

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-robertson-mecha-man-dispatch-point-gif-16724154790324738990

[storm jungle]

Peakpatch

[quiet orchid]

We dont gonna call our son ROBERTO ROBERTOSON

[winged jacinth]

The nickname would be muad'dib obviously smh

[heady rivet]

My beautiful daughter Misogyny and her brother Misandry

[rancid cove]

ROBERTO ROBERTOSON THE THIRD!!!

[quiet orchid]

beautiful names...

[quiet orchid]

NO

[spare osprey]

As much as I love Dispatch, buying the "game" is the funniest ripoff imaginable.

[heady rivet]

Maybe I name my boy Sue and leave

[quiet orchid]

This is like Roberto Roberto Filho Terceiro, its not a good name.

[storm jungle]

Nobody cares i think

lmao

[winged jacinth]

Imagine getting fatally injured by a fremen during the jihad and they tell you their prophet is named desert mouse

[rancid cove]

Anissa could.... my lawyer has advised me not to finish this sentence

https://tenor.com/view/anissa-invincible-anissa-gif-14375860969938331804

[quiet orchid]

im your lawyer

[quiet orchid]

now finish it

[storm jungle]

also you can say this for like every Telltale/Not-Telltale game, people are here for the journey and sometimes to just click buttons

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

[heady rivet]

Be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, surely

[quiet orchid]

I love telltale games

[storm jungle]

Depends on the game, zoomer ass

[quiet orchid]

my favorite game its TWD Telltale series

[storm jungle]

fork found in kitchen

[heady rivet]

Another 20 trillion to license a franchise

[storm jungle]

pick something actually unique

[quiet orchid]

Well

[storm jungle]

like Big B's extravagant journey

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

No

[storm jungle]

punkass

[winged jacinth]

Tbh i think the dispatch gameplay could be there if were designed in a way that was less strictly solvable

[unique bronze]

Wolf Among Us

[daring creek]

something unique something unique..ah yes. Minecraft story mode!

[quiet orchid]

I never played it, but I want

[storm jungle]

PEAK MENTIONED

[heady rivet]

[Glass Him]

[storm jungle]

loser

[rancid cove]

[quiet orchid]

can u make lyn buy it for me?

like, force her to do it

[rancid cove]

Im broke

Fuck no

[storm jungle]

The fact that they somehow made the dispatching segments work and how people wanna play that shit in infinity kinda says a lot