40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

they are basically like elite warriors tho and dont really get much freedom

[crystal forum]

an acceptable star wars nerd

[heady rivet]

Erics Hobby Workshop has a special place in my heart because he makes great terrain and is a Necromunda shill like myself

[vagrant fox]

Dubious thing to be acceptable

[crystal forum]

anybody who understands the star wars aesthetic is good in my books

very few people do for some reason

[rose thorn]

Is usually a combination of the personalities of the chopped up souls they combined

[summer mural]

I thought they used an individual soul

they chop them up smh

[vagrant fox]

Get a job, hippie

[languid meadow]

@spring cairn new HD update needs new drivers so you might be cooked chuddy

[spring cairn]

like gpu drivers ?

i can update those i think

[solid horizon]

I do believe, as nasty as he is, has one

[heady rivet]

I can start charging for nose reviews

[crystal forum]

when will the lore channel stellaris match happen i wonder

the game is actually playable now

[summer mural]

wow im so out of touch with dc heroes

who tf is the Question

[languid meadow]

He's old

[crystal forum]

that is the question

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/please-i-go-through-everyone-trash-gif-15839479

[summer mural]

and why is he in charge of the justice leage watchtower security

[crystal forum]

oh that guy!

[languid meadow]

yeah

[crystal forum]

i love him

[languid meadow]

he's cool

[summer mural]

thats a lotta new mfers

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to his one big storyline of note where he confronts Lex Luthor and Lex admits he's ragebaiting Superman for fun and would lose power if he became president of the US

[crystal forum]

discount Rorschach

[languid meadow]

what the fuck is swampthing doing here

[summer mural]

also theres a justice league meeting, its supposed to be full roster and Im not kidding, 8 or 9 green lanterns showed up

[languid meadow]

his ass would not join the justice league

[crystal forum]

perfect time to rob a bank

[heady rivet]

ZATANNA SPOTTED RAAAAAAAH

[summer mural]

I just read a bunch of zatanna in absolute WW

her dad is the real magician

[languid meadow]

I love how Mr. Terrific is just like big head for a lot now

[summer mural]

yeah hes like a go to tech guy for em

[vagrant fox]

Has it been through another total rework or something

[crystal forum]

yeah

another one

it was almost unplayable for a bit because endgame fps drop

[heady rivet]

I mean the AI is actually in a worse state than before but the game tuns smooth. The early game goes too fast to go max speed now

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ffoxoqw9/the-rumour-engine-28th-of-april/

Plastic Squiggoth!?

[young pecan]

Who invited bro

[crystal forum]

they will literally never improve the AI i swear

[languid meadow]

that's like the best detective in the DC universe bro

[heady rivet]

No lips, as @rose thorn pointed out

[young pecan]

Also Hawk Girl 🤤

[languid meadow]

hop off detective chimp

[young pecan]

What are some of his greatest feats

[crystal forum]

guy's a primate

does he eat his shit

[languid meadow]

rage bait the president

[young pecan]

I'm sold

[languid meadow]

into learning about the shadow gov

[storm jungle]

Rorschach but less of an incel

hes very cool

[heady rivet]

Its so sad to see Absolute Zatanna and WW get shipped like Zatanna isnt universally cockflogged by Constantine. That scrungy bisexual bastard has her WHIPPED

[languid meadow]

dude bangs huntress

[solid horizon]

Probably some small creature since the paint doesn't seem that detailed on previous preview

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[storm jungle]

he was willing to kill President Luthor and go down as a Lee Harvey Oswald figure if it meant saving the world

[heady rivet]

He's like if Rorschach was what Rorschach believed he was

[storm jungle]

hes a true chad

[storm jungle]

EXTREMELY true

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nite-owl-screaming-watchmen-gif-7626041

[storm jungle]

also this, PEAK GYATT

[crystal forum]

wild how people dont realize how Rorschach is a straight up fascist

[summer mural]

oh damn someone attacked the meeting

OKAY IM PRETTY SURE THOSE ARE OMEGA BEAMS

[storm jungle]

You can see how Moore became teh way he did

imagine doing all this shit

and people dont get any of your messages

[young pecan]

That movie was just so weird

[storm jungle]

id go insane too lmao

[young pecan]

I couldn't get through more than a half hour

[storm jungle]

thats because you suck

[heady rivet]

Another sad advantage for John is that he is literally actually real and can tell the writer to their face he wabts to bang Zatanna again

[young pecan]

I'm not usually the type to turn a movie off but DAMN

[summer mural]

darkseid bonded with spectre, has become death itself and has attacked like 60 superheroes at once lol

[storm jungle]

Darkseid my goat

make him president

[crystal forum]

how can anybody take the name dark seed seriously

it's like dark sperm

[storm jungle]

you are a 40k fan

you cannot say this

lmao

THREXOS HELLBREED

EMIL DARKHAMMER

[crystal forum]

my name is.... ballsmeller

fear me

[storm jungle]

yiffer*

[vagrant fox]

I've decided that if it's Kroq-Gar for AoS, I'll forgive the setting for its original sin

[summer mural]

also Lion'el Jonson

[storm jungle]

^

[young pecan]

My power? You'll never guess

[storm jungle]

40k names are ironically sometimes even worse lol

[heady rivet]

Seems like a small mouth, no?

[vagrant fox]

that's what she said

[storm jungle]

HES YU-LAW

HES NOBODYS BITCH

🫵

[heady rivet]

You...are mine

[vagrant fox]

i'm all in it's exodites or kroq-gar

time to go to the store

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079910624903041116/1469097294027817000/The_One.gif

[storm jungle]

Peak posted

[heady rivet]

There is NO movie on earth that has the same vibes as The One

[languid meadow]

oh the story of the MO is that we're turning national parks into urban sprawl....

oh man I wonder what could've inspired this

[storm jungle]

lmao

sounds familiar

[vagrant fox]

What is this Riddick?

[summer mural]

okay of all the 100 superheroes gathered there, this is literally the worst group to go fight a juiced up darkseid

[heady rivet]

For the record, I fully believe this

[summer mural]

also yes , green arrow is leading the charge

[heady rivet]

If anyone would do this

[languid meadow]

whoop his ass dare devil

[heady rivet]

Its John Constantine

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-shocked-funny-memes-gif-2651717394134726385

damn

ol darkseid has a son named orion?

whos apparently a good guy

[solid horizon]

How tf do you even name a big bad guy darkseid

[crystal forum]

already made the joke

smh

[summer mural]

well to be fair, giving him omega lasers as a power is also like super specific

[solid horizon]

Did they mistype darkside

And got away with it

[summer mural]

like lasers that dont travel in a straight line is just very specific

[crystal forum]

they didnt want to spell it dark seed directly

because that would be too goofy

[summer mural]

well his planet is also called apokolips, which isnt brilliantly spelled either

[solid horizon]

Hello name is Blackcum Ballkisser, destroyer of the known universe

[crystal forum]

somehow the biggest threat in the setting

[solid horizon]

Dyslexic villains

[summer mural]

explains the lasers too

https://tenor.com/view/darkseid-beams-beam-gif-25330918

[solid horizon]

Pfff superheroes are always megahandsome ubermenchen and villains are always ugly ass disabled aliens

What did writers mean by that

[crystal forum]

i feel like he does that just to flex

like there's no reason to do that

[summer mural]

I think they just work like that

https://tenor.com/view/dark-seid-eyes-laser-power-gif-10466934

[crystal forum]

damn that thing got evaporated

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/darkside-gif-20731630

[solid horizon]

When you successfully land a hit with a model despite all the maluses and debuffs

[storm jungle]

Again

warhammer fans

we have no place to speak

[summer mural]

what exactly is mr terrifics power

[solid horizon]

Yes yes I know but my remark was more about how it sounds like a typo

[storm jungle]

Eh it sounds cool either way, a lot of people change letters for bad guy names to sound edgier

[solid horizon]

Figured

[summer mural]

see : Jaime Lannister

[heady rivet]

He's Goddamn Mister Terrific

[storm jungle]

First of all, this ^

Secondly hes basically a super egghead, he has no natural powers and is more like a Tony Stark figure

[solid horizon]

Evil mr bombastic

[storm jungle]

Knows polymath, physics to law among other things guy is a unit lol

[summer mural]

yeah I figured his nerdiness is just part of his personality

[storm jungle]

yeah the superman movie does him really well lol

"Bruh he opened a wormhole"

[heady rivet]

Mister Terrifics jacket hit Black nerds like a 1950s American man coming home to a cold dinner and a drugged out wife

[summer mural]

also hes giving speeches to like all of the justice league

[heady rivet]

I know FOUR guys that bought one instantly

[storm jungle]

yeah his role on the Tower is pretty important

he basically oversees most of the tech related shit

[summer mural]

he sounds like robot

before robot became ..uh..that

[storm jungle]

Thats his personality

[heady rivet]

That mid-credits scene where Supes is like "Aw man its off a little" and Terrific yells at him

[summer mural]

i guess technically robot is like mr terrific

[storm jungle]

Prob the most relatable scene ive seen

and i say this as an architect

😭

[summer mural]

speaking of architecture

[storm jungle]

Bruh

[solid horizon]

Omegon

[storm jungle]

doing that to the Daily Planet is crazy

what did that building do to you

[crystal forum]

reverse ultramarine

[storm jungle]

as we know 40k invented the omega symbol its true

[solid horizon]

Tower of evil calgar

Never sits

[summer mural]

ultramarines appropriating the omega sign is the saddest shit

i dont blame them, the omega sign is cool af, kratos has it

[storm jungle]

yeah but its not even the omega symbol

its modified to barely even resemble it lol

[solid horizon]

What if ultramarines logo was a horseshoe instead

[storm jungle]

the removed jagged edges ruin it

[summer mural]

i think it should have just been something like this

[solid horizon]

Fancy horseshoe

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/flag-gif-18014857

[vagrant fox]

Art Deco or whatever tf it's built in the style of deserves to suffer

[storm jungle]

no its cool shut up

[vagrant fox]

nuh uh

[summer mural]

architecture in turkey?

[storm jungle]

no we all live in deserts

[solid horizon]

They are troglodytes

[summer mural]

doesnt that translate to : me and all my class wrote 10000 papers on the hagia sophia

[storm jungle]

foreigners be like

[vagrant fox]

greekslop building

tear it down

[storm jungle]

"Write anything on Turkey that isnt on Istanbul or Aya Sofya Challenge"

[summer mural]

just play assassins creed revelations

[rancid cove]

40k invented hazard stripes

[solid horizon]

Foreigners when they realise european countries are not made of a single capital

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745324840097153167/1488379887914848338/mhrz4b2.gif

[forest orbit]

Orion is a very cool character id recommend looking him up

[summer mural]

hes got a highfather that isnt darkseid

[forest orbit]

also has a cool hover-rig-shooty-thingy

[heady rivet]

Berlin is the only capital in the entirety of the continent where its loss would be an economic benefit for the country btw

[heady rivet]

Little fun fact

[storm jungle]

Highfather traded his firstborn Kalibak while Darkseid gave him Orion

its a very fucked up trade

[summer mural]

oh i see

[storm jungle]

but it keeps peace between New Genesis and Apokolips

[solid horizon]

Germany is not made of only berlin tho

[summer mural]

yeah thats where orion went to

new genesis

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-seid-eyes-laser-power-gif-10466934

Kalibak is this guy

lmao

Darkseid uhh doesnt treat him nice

[solid horizon]

Americans tend to believe a capital covers the entirety of a country

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-aborddelimpala-the-boys-words-up-gif-26118496

[storm jungle]

40k fan

[summer mural]

why does kalibak look like darksied though

[storm jungle]

he doesnt

[summer mural]

or does highfather also look like darksied

[storm jungle]

what

no he doesnt

lmao

[summer mural]

as in

[rancid cove]

Shit I don't have a strong enough rebuttal I am defeated

[storm jungle]

HHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE MOSES

[solid horizon]

Use FnP

[summer mural]

orion looks almost nothing like darkseid, but hes biologically his son right

[vagrant fox]

false

[heady rivet]

Yes. Berlin is just so much of a shithole that its the only capital in Europe that makes its country poorer

[storm jungle]

its due to their environment

Apokolips is a literal shithole

[summer mural]

ah

[storm jungle]

its like a forgeworld 500x

New Genesis as the name implies is literally a paradise planet

[solid horizon]

Not my point but okay nerd

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-coin-flip-call-it-true-gif-8722415756466710272

[rancid cove]

FnP?

[vagrant fox]

I said false already, delete this fools gifs

[solid horizon]

Feel no pain

[rancid cove]

What are these chud terms

[crystal forum]

devastating wounds

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-emperor-hirohito-japan-gif-2821286674910693517

[summer mural]

so if kalibak grew up on genesis hed be less, ashen skinned

[storm jungle]

yeah basically

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[storm jungle]

and look less like a ratling ogryn

but hes basically treated like shit all his life and wants darkseid's attention

problem is uh

you know

literally satan

lol

[summer mural]

ah yes The Emperor of Mankind school of fatherhood

[solid horizon]

FnP is the only way to block [Devastating Wounds] (all Dilara attacks have it)

[storm jungle]

its basically the equilavent of the Emperor randomly turning to Curze, calling him a failed abortion then randomly electrocuting him for 5m

lmao

[rancid cove]

Do you watch/enjoy anything that doesnt have literally Satan on it
Every topic you talk about you mention this

[storm jungle]

40k fan says in a literal super-satan setting

[vagrant fox]

Kurze would've been better off from this

[rancid cove]

Wait he doesn't do that? Sounds something he would do

[solid horizon]

Dilara has lethal hits, devastating wounds, precision, extra attacks, blast, sustained hits, rapid fire

[storm jungle]

No like

my point is Darkseid does these randomly becaues he doesnt care about his image, hes literally a god and everyone is afraid of him and cant raise a hand to him

the Emperor TRIES to put up an image

and sell a concept of himself lol

[steel ingot]

which in turn backfired tremendously

[storm jungle]

Yep

see Sigmar, just be honest with what you are lol

[rancid cove]

Look Dilara I'm not arguing to the fact 40k has super space hitlerites I wanna know if you just watch something without the existence of evil or are you just a chud

[storm jungle]

theres a great part in the superman animated series

where Superman actually beats the shit out of Darkseid

and throws him to his slave populace

[solid horizon]

Dilara is secretely an exorcist and must study the many forms satan takes

[storm jungle]

expecting them to tear him apart

instead they help Darkseid up

and he just says "Thats where you fail to understand Kal'el. Here, I am a god to them."

it kinda tells you all you need to know

[heady rivet]

Optimistic plan in the first place lets be real

[rancid cove]

Darkseid is comically evil and I love it
Still got outsmarted by Batman, my goat

[storm jungle]

YEP

[storm jungle]

Dude

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-snoop-dogg-walk-gif-6103659914838197391

[storm jungle]

superman beats the shit out of him for killing a important human character

and tells him to say his name

and Darkseid is just

[crystal forum]

who doesnt batman outsmart let's be real

[storm jungle]

"If one human's death hurt you this much, id have killed a thousand more"

LMFAO

[rancid cove]

He outsmarts the writers some times

[solid horizon]

Me when comically smart guy beats comically evil guy, a true reminder it is fiction

[vagrant fox]

He sounds sensible

[heady rivet]

With enough prep time and Tibetan monk techniques...

[storm jungle]

its said by Michael Ironside too, such a good fucking line

[rancid cove]

Type of evil 4channers think they embody

[storm jungle]

problem is one can actually back up his words

the way he kills that character is so funny too

he just looks back

shoots out his omega beams

[solid horizon]

Batman just reads the script beforehand and asks writers to rewrite it so he's a badass winner

[storm jungle]

and vaporises him

then leaves

lol

[rancid cove]

Hey, not all 4channers have empty threats! Just look at Riddler

[storm jungle]

hes not a 4channer

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-batman-the-riddler-smile-paul-dano-batman-gif-25432600

[storm jungle]

because he actually got people to meet up

[crystal forum]

riddle me this, fuckboy

[rancid cove]

"Hey guys, thanks for the donations..."

[crystal forum]

wait i just realized this is paul dano

why did it take me so long

[rancid cove]

Ofc its fucking paul dano

Who else would be Riddler

[storm jungle]

Dumbass

[crystal forum]

the cutest actor

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/paul-dano-1--k01KQA3X3142BGR7YRSH35YWYW4

[rancid cove]

Jay's some times worries at the amount of bad takes or obliviousness

[solid horizon]

Paul dano looks like a puffy john lennon

[crystal forum]

paul dano makes the best pathetic noises

[rancid cove]

Me drinking water, simply unbothered

[summer mural]

damn darkseid going on solo adventures is like...catacylismic stuff, he went to hell and nuked it

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-riddler-paul-dano-the-batman-movie-gif-25424356

[summer mural]

then he went to heaven and nuked it

[storm jungle]

he basically exists across all time and space

[summer mural]

now hes playing chess with kaala on the darkside of the moon

[storm jungle]

theres basically 1 darkseid

[languid meadow]

new enemy is a gloom bile titan

[storm jungle]

every other universe's one is a projection of him

[languid meadow]

it doesn't do damage on its spray but instead ragdolls you

um also spore strain is now way faster

[storm jungle]

great

fantastic

thanks arrowhead

[rancid cove]

Darkseid being an actual god with an actual definitive form is refreshing

The "ooh im so unknowable the universe cannot handle me true form" troupe is good but gets boring
Darkseid just being like that is so fucking cool

[storm jungle]

Yeah also any other non-prime universe version of him being a body double is so fucking funny and cool at the same thing

iirc hes literally a universal principle

he cannot be killed

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-vs-darkseid-superman-e-batman-apocalypse-gif-12280392368643547302

[heady rivet]

Hey guys 👋

Welcome back to another uhhh, vlog todayyy. Just kind of a lazy day, gonna just work on this rat cage I got going here...quick shoutout to EatTheRichAss, who gave me advice on welding after I messed up the last contraption...also wanna thank Manscaped real quick. Fellas...have you ever looked down and

[storm jungle]

oh yeah also my fav part with riddler

makes a villain that hunts down the rich

instantly makes him unhinged as to not support his message

thanks hollywood

[rancid cove]

I think he can its just turns back after he's killed
Trygon is the same shit

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmfao its great

[heady rivet]

Thomas Wayne will never beat the ontologically evil allegations

[rancid cove]

They gotta keep the people alienated still, so they dont understand they have power to rebel

[crystal forum]

what if he's still right tho...

[storm jungle]

I mean he is

especially today lol

[storm jungle]

you joke but thats not wrong is it

[crystal forum]

it's a shame that gotham is situated 10 feet under sea level

[heady rivet]

Hates the rich
Destroys almost exclusively the poorest areas in Gotham

[storm jungle]

hollywood writing

lmao

[crystal forum]

i was on board with the penguin until he killed his sidekick

[storm jungle]

man

that fucking ending

[summer mural]

yeah thats what hes told, that hes essentially a primal part of the universe, he cant be replaced

[rancid cove]

Actual shit they do
They make the elite on movies bad but the character who fights against them does it "wrong", so you end up disagreeing with being against the elite
People fall to it all the time
Just dance the fascism away!

[storm jungle]

Oz really is a piece of shit at the end of it all

[heady rivet]

Speaking of, great bit where Falcone looks up and realizes Bruce is Batman. Love that scene

[crystal forum]

cant wait for him to die when the next movie comes out next year

[storm jungle]

its the same on CoD

[crystal forum]

i hope his mom pulls the trigger or some shit

[storm jungle]

any time the villains are americans its treated as a "rogue" element

and in no way tied with the actual US Gov

[heady rivet]

He wont, his role is minor in the 2nd apparently

[storm jungle]

its hilarious

[crystal forum]

FUCK

[rancid cove]

What about the torture shit for info? "We can't do this on american soil!" Like they would care
Or "this is too much", yeah sure that stopped the CIA before

[storm jungle]

Principles of CIA
Bioweapon

WHO WRITES THIS

LMAO

[crystal forum]

we only kill foreigners Jane!!

killing americans is a step too far

[heady rivet]

Some tuber has a video essay on the amount of torture scenes in CoD lole

[dapper gyro]

Isn't that Blacked ops something?

These games are trashes.

[rancid cove]

The CIA have principles?
Surely it's to protect the innocent civilians of their country!!!
Wait, where are you taking me? Why the hood over my face?
waterboarding sounds

[dapper gyro]

Even the reboot CoD MW.

[heady rivet]

Ronald Reagan let the AIDS crisis go on so long because he was too busy learning the pronouns of his nonbinary Black Ops teams in the CoD verse

[rancid cove]

Remember, americans are also foreigner if the law requires them to be

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-gif-18403629

[storm jungle]

the CIA literally poisoned american cities to test biological weapon attacks

and these killed civillians but were passed off as "natural causes"

[crystal forum]

MK ultra

[dapper gyro]

MI6...

[storm jungle]

MK Ultra is old news

theres way worse shit that theyve done

[rancid cove]

Crack outbreak...

[summer mural]

so it turns out darkseid is responsible for the creation of the absoluteverse lol

[crystal forum]

it was still on americans

[storm jungle]

wait

you didnt know this?

lmao

[summer mural]

nope

[crystal forum]

where's absolute darkseed

[storm jungle]

lmao

[dapper gyro]

Darkseid is a multiverse being btw.

[rancid cove]

Thought this was common knowledge by now

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

yep we discussed that earlier too

[rancid cove]

Brainiac's absolute design is also so goated

[storm jungle]

but yeah basically the principles of the Absoluteverse are villains at the top of the society while heroes are rung out outcasts

[summer mural]

yeah driven by challenge and turmoil rather than hope

[rancid cove]

First one to discover in universe that they were created by Darkseid was Joker too

[storm jungle]

yeah the universe's paracausal effect makes sure that evil always wins

aka literally just real life

lol

[heady rivet]

Imagine how this shit would look on paper if it got reported, twin 🥀

[storm jungle]

it wouldnt matter

lol

[rancid cove]

Is this why we can't stop winning, Mr.President?

[heady rivet]

I'd delete it if it were me but

[crystal forum]

darkseed is just a bad DM

[heady rivet]

I was jumpy after Crackkka got me shot dead

[vagrant fox]

Surely no one will report me

[storm jungle]

like the reality is these things always get forgotten because apathy is just widespread

the Files will be forgotten in like 1-2 years

and everyone will get away scotfree as usual

same shit different day

something-something doomer

[crystal forum]

gooner

[storm jungle]

dumbass

[crystal forum]

woman!!

[storm jungle]

But anyway yeah its the same reaosn no government "leak" ever gets traction

or when people get assassinated people just joke about it even tho they know who did it and move on

because what are you gonna do lol

me when boeing

[crystal forum]

somebody will actually finish the job one day dont worry

[heady rivet]

"That sucks, but I got work tomorrow" is how most people live

[storm jungle]

^

It only gets frustrating when its sheep populaces like America

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[storm jungle]

because at least other countries tend to take action with some of this

the US is just a different beast

if Erdoğan did half the shit Orange Man did he'd be hanging from a lightpost in Ankara rn lol

[rancid cove]

"Clearly a suicide!"
The people joke as the CIA laughs with them too, despite them not being allowed to laugh

[storm jungle]

Yeah also the CIA's meme branch also obfuscating shit

which itself is comedic

lmao

[rancid cove]

CIA don't even try anymore atp they could legit say "yeah it was us" and nothing would happen

[storm jungle]

^

again as Pusher said

we got jobs and shit to do, why even care lol

[rancid cove]

Such a shitty dystopian life

[heady rivet]

Some CIA agent is going "Guyyys, Epstein class is an anti-semitic dogwhistle! Stooop!" on some account that looks like a nornal person rn

[rancid cove]

And then they log on into the other account to post AI generated memes of Epstein

[storm jungle]

Then people shame you for being a "doomer" when this is reality lol

[crystal forum]

somebody needs to edit this so they're looking at a pile of dog shit

[heady rivet]

Dilara you havent considered how the slaughter of children helps Israel though

[heady rivet]

Do it yourself

Scum

[crystal forum]

i cant draw

[raven stone]

Governments figuring out the best way to keep control is to have their citizens franchised just enough to do nothing too radical

[heady rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481104605940023432/1489671885506744492/EscherShoot.gif

[storm jungle]

It does help the military industrial complex innit

[raven stone]

Same in US and China

[rancid cove]

More 10 trillions to Israel so they can bomb more children

[raven stone]

But UK is failing at that XD

[storm jungle]

Basically.

[crystal forum]

nobody wants to be mildly inconvenienced

[summer mural]

okay it cant be a coincidence these grunts are called Peacemakers right

[vital ginkgo]

What do you guys think will be the big lore event or scenario once all the loyalist primarchs have returned?

[crystal forum]

he literally has the logo

[summer mural]

birthday party

[crystal forum]

i dont know if i'll even be alive in 20 years

[vital ginkgo]

Is that how long gw has said this will take?

[crystal forum]

it takes like 4 years for a single primarch to come back

[storm jungle]

Nah yeah its intentional, they basically made Chris' gimmick into an Arbites force

they are just arasaka security/peacekeepers

[storm jungle]

Anything that sells minis

it will be some inconsequential event before we move onto the next box set

[crystal forum]

judge dredd except cool

[storm jungle]

Dredd is cooler

[crystal forum]

true

[storm jungle]

you watch your fucking mouth furry

[vital ginkgo]

So definitely not more female custodes?

[crystal forum]

ok dad

[storm jungle]

Female custodes literally sold like hotcakes

[summer mural]

still gotta watch the karl urban dredd

[storm jungle]

they sold out instantly lol

[crystal forum]

YOU FUCK

[storm jungle]

and then got restocked a few weeks ago

then got outsold again

[crystal forum]

YOU HAVENT WATCHED THE BEST DREDD

[vital ginkgo]

Female primarchs then

[storm jungle]

lmao

[storm jungle]

Prob not

[vital ginkgo]

We need a femarch

[storm jungle]

STOP

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40000-space-marine-nya-dance-smile-gif-15219331

[summer mural]

nah nothing will top sylvester stallone using 1/4 of his jaw to yell " I AM. THE LAW!"

[vital ginkgo]

Cawl's greater work

[crystal forum]

DOG SHIT man

dont even compare

it's so much better

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/судья-дредд-judge-dredd-фильм-1995-фантастика-gif-3469633341028348773

[crystal forum]

watch it now

fuck the 90's movie

[summer mural]

ive heard the urban dredd is not a cringefest yeah

thats its actually good

[crystal forum]

it's one of my top 5 action movies of all time

and i watch a lot of action movies

[summer mural]

I wanted the Joel Kinnaman robocop to be good too, but it was super mid, the old ones are better

[languid meadow]

the 2010s one?

[vital ginkgo]

I heard they weren't doing well

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-2014-alex-murphy-dead-or-alive-you-are-coming-with-me-your-move-creep-gif-26879474

[vital ginkgo]

I wouldn't know because I don't buy minis

[summer mural]

this one

[languid meadow]

it's okay I think the only scene people remember from that movie is "oh god it's all gone"

lol

[summer mural]

[crystal forum]

i just remember that needlessly gross interior suit scene

like why did they show that

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[languid meadow]

yeah that's the scene im talking about

[heady rivet]

I have an idea for you

[crystal forum]

it's like a pg13 movie

tf is wrong with them

[vital ginkgo]

Me

[languid meadow]

no thanks chairman meow

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-mao-goodbye-chat-gif-22718979

[vital ginkgo]

Not me

[summer mural]

plus unlike the old dredd, the old robocops are unironically good

[crystal forum]

i'll buy that for a dollar

[storm jungle]

Its a cope lie said by chuds

tabletop players literally do not care

[languid meadow]

IM PISSED

[vital ginkgo]

Me

[summer mural]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-meme-gif-13151533383369798949

[languid meadow]

I MISSED THE FIRST WAVE AND THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE

[storm jungle]

Ye

like to give you an idea of when the female custodes got introduced, the custodes players were like

"Oh yeah thats great. BUT THESE RULES SUCK"

[languid meadow]

300 fucking DOLARS

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

why did you show it

[summer mural]

TO TRAUMATIZE

[heady rivet]

Want a cheaper option?

[languid meadow]

me after leaving the casino

[crystal forum]

what wave

[vital ginkgo]

So the lore chuds don't like it and the game chuds don't care either way lol

[languid meadow]

the first wave and pre orders of the new stodes

[storm jungle]

Tabletop users like it, they just hate the rules yea

GW does unisex ranges because people actually like them and buy them lol

they appeal to their actual customers, not morons online

[heady rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/39YHNyNi_Ho

[crystal forum]

twitter chuds hate everything involving women or non white characters

[storm jungle]

^

Not even joking

[vital ginkgo]

Where do I find the numbers on sales for their stuff?

[storm jungle]

They post general public records at the end of some annuals

you can also tell from how much/often ranges get sold out

Custodes and their 30k upgrades were instant

[summer mural]

Ah yes, politics

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[vital ginkgo]

Like where tho

[storm jungle]

I dunno i forgot, you can google it iirc

[vital ginkgo]

I want to see their worst selling mini ever

[storm jungle]

i think its a yearly thing

Uh they dont differentiate by mini

its like factions iirc

[summer mural]

oh I see

supes got a ai suit

and some kinda superheating gimmick

also goddamn absolute supes haircut is a thing of beauty

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048953886078038466

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[storm jungle]

Kids Rock?

what...

[crystal forum]

legit cant even tell if this shit is the onion anymore

it's not even funny

[summer mural]

😍

[storm jungle]

I told you

peak twunkcore

🗣️

[sharp pollen]

what is twunk

[storm jungle]

basically a more athletic upgrade of a twink

they are usually more muscular/bodily fit

[sharp pollen]

i see

[crystal forum]

50$

[sharp pollen]

do twunk gretchins exist in 40k?..............

[queen laurel]

unfortunately no

[crystal forum]

is there even gretchin models

[queen laurel]

yes

But it's like old

[crystal forum]

they're bigger than i expected

[rose thorn]

I like this grot

[crystal forum]

nefarious grin

also most normal looking ork gun

[queen laurel]

Probably because it's not an orc gun

It's probably a stolen auto gun they got off some poor bloke

[vagrant fox]

it's spring lads, the smell of manure is in the air

The humble grot uses Imperial technology for it is far superior and it knows this

[sharp pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1498690680824795367/20260428_102136.jpg?ex=69f213f6&is=69f0c276&hm=39e25ec787f8bee18529882ce1e62278afe9240828acc26431ea0aa4235c2bec&

me and who

[young pecan]

cockroach

[storm jungle]

The hell am i watching

[vagrant fox]

kitten unleashed a devestating mental attack

stinkdivers broke my find supercredits mod

someone fix this

[rancid cove]

Btw this is a brazilian meme of "first one to sleep on a speeover"

[summer mural]

Braaazil

Damn my brains rotted I just saw a vision of Vin diesel going this is brazil

Gotta stay off all media

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-brasil-brazil-hexa-copa-do-mundo2022-gif-27190567

[summer mural]

Brazilian football fell off

Kinda sad tbh

What a legacy.

[rancid cove]

I've never cared for football so idk what to say

[summer mural]

Oh you're Brazilian I guess

Fair enough

[rancid cove]

Yeah

[heady rivet]

Twinkish hunk

[rancid cove]

Football used to be big here in like

Pre pandemic

[summer mural]

Lol

[rancid cove]

Been a while since football has fallen off as our biggest gimmick

Now its just come to brazil

[languid meadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXqX-AoiNKK/

all south american nations know now is football and complain

basically like the US but a different football

[summer mural]

I don't understand American football

Like I dunno the rules

[rancid cove]

Hold ball, run field, get to the other side

[summer mural]

When I watch I just see a bunch of guys in body armor slamming into each other

Then some medschool kids write a massive bunch of articles about concussions

Which apparently the NFL doesn't like

Oh and ik tom Brady is the goat

[rancid cove]

Anyways

40k talk

[hallow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-roll-football-soccer-brasil-gif-21054520

[hallow plover]

Only real football you gotta watch

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

Same

time to wait for an update lol

https://mods.rpghq.org/Helldivers 2/176522/issues

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleeping-cat-cat-cat-praying-sleeping-cat-pray-gif-16211552716272303265

[rancid cove]

Meet the new chuds for my warband
The Warborn (symbol has stayed the same)

[raven stone]

https://youtu.be/1TDtwraNQ_k?si=3V2DC_FPsnzU49Zo

[rancid cove]

Hope that name isnt taken yet

[hollow lantern]

Yk who was originally named that

[rancid cove]

Whomst

[hollow lantern]

Ultramarines before they were the ultramarines

[rancid cove]

Oh yeah

Well they dont use it anymore

[hollow lantern]

Otherwise I don't think anyone has it

[rancid cove]

Them ultrabois dont use it anymore so im going to

[summer mural]

Anyone know if the Karl urban dredd is on ott

Otherwise ima just stream it from somewhere

Actually

I'm just gonna read the dredd comic lol

[dapper gyro]

Dredd comic is kind of bland.

[rancid cove]

Extremely mid

[storm jungle]

Wrong on both counts

send these dissidents to the iso-cubes for 100 years

[rancid cove]

Its bland comic run

[storm jungle]

its been around longer than you've been alive bozo

its peak

your sentence is death btw

https://klipy.com/gifs/judge-dredd-good-morning--k01KQAB230MMCCDG3W4YTWKBMP9

[jade holly]

Apparently some guys in Poland managed to raise over $76 FUCKING MILLION to fight cancer during a nine day stream

[storm jungle]

average Polska Moment

[jade holly]

trying to read through articles on it real quick

And seeing videos

Apparently the stream raised 250 million in Poland’s national currency

I saw one article say that’s about $76 million, a video said that was $68 million

Regardless, what fucking legends they are to raise that much to fight cancer

[rancid cove]

You've also been around longer than me and still hasn't been any better

[heady rivet]

Cockfort

Is this anything

Genuinely though thats the coolest mini I ever done seent

[storm jungle]

its so fucking cool

like it looks silly then you see it in artwork

infidel-repeller 30000

[crystal forum]

stop making me want to look into aos

you cant make me

[storm jungle]

Lmao never

[heady rivet]

Time to convert it into a House Cawdor contraption

[dapper gyro]

Where do they get the power to move that thing?

[storm jungle]

I dunno read the article

[crystal forum]

castle tanks....

ive never heard such a concept

[storm jungle]

A Cogfort is a castle brought to life. Animated by pistons, gears, and volatile emberstone, these stone-and-metal titans march forward on grinding limbs, unleashing devastating firepower. They excel at spearheading sieges or driving home an assault, striking terror into Sigmar’s enemies with their looming presence.

also fucking

Each Cogfort is owned by the Ironweld – the industrial powerhouse that drives Sigmar’s mortal empire on its quest to reclaim the realms. Of course, not all Cogfort crews keep their oaths to Sigmar – Castellan-Captain

SIGMAR LOCKHEED???

[heady rivet]

Magic coal...

[storm jungle]

Even in AOS people cant own shit

[dapper gyro]

Yeah, but you still need power somewhere to use those pistons and gears.

[crystal forum]

renting the walking castle

[vagrant fox]

i always knew aos was americaslop

[storm jungle]

its fantasy

dont think so deep about it lol

[storm jungle]

Drephus sold the War Maiden to Archaon’s cause for the chance to sack his hated home-city of Silvergate and slay its duplicitous masters, while the three Cogforts known collectively as The Deathbond now serve Nagash, their pilots resurrected as pale revenants. There are even rumours that Hashut’s tyrannical priests have transformed captured Cogforts into mobile daemonic incubators.*

WDYM "SOLD"

[jade holly]

Something something steam powered or some crap

[crystal forum]

it's a fucking castle on legs

[dapper gyro]

No, I just want to fuck with you.

[jade holly]

Maybe it’s got a waterwheel in there

[dapper gyro]

I don't care about those things.

[storm jungle]

I dont care

asks question

execute this man

[dapper gyro]

Yes, the goal is to fuck with people, not to get the answer.

[vagrant fox]

https://klipy.com/gifs/growth-profit--k01KQABKVZH1RB48P71C1T1N2N5

[jade holly]

I like the Cogfort cause it looks like a tortoise with a rampart strapped to it

[dapper gyro]

Seem to work

[storm jungle]

but

i just gave you an answer

how does that work

[vagrant fox]

you wouldn't get it, liberul

[crystal forum]

that faction really love having the height advantage dont they

[jade holly]

Cogfort, crush @dapper gyro

[crystal forum]

i swear half the units i see have crows nests

[storm jungle]

To be fair you need it to kill homeless barbarians

i mean uh enemies of sigmar

[dapper gyro]

🫠

[heady rivet]

Goes hard

[jade holly]

I mean if your enemy is mostly melee why not get to where they can’t reach easily

[vagrant fox]

back in my day you just needed cannonfodder to absorb the homeless barbarians while you shoot both with cannons

[crystal forum]

i wish 40k had the amount of drip that fantasy chaos warriors have

[storm jungle]

i mean

[crystal forum]

CSM just dont cut it

[storm jungle]

theres a reason 40k fans steal all their shit from AOS for minis/ideas

[jade holly]

Not to mention the theme of 40K is way different from AoS

40K ain’t meant to be grand and gilded, it’s decayed and regressing

[crystal forum]

is it that different?

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is

AoS has a noble angle at the end of all the depressing grimdark

40k doesnt

[crystal forum]

you could use aos minis in 40k with just a few tweaks

[vagrant fox]

Engra Deathsword mogs 99.9% of CSM

[dapper gyro]

40K is full blow depression

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[jade holly]

40K is as hopeless as a universe can get

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

oh you meant the entire setting's vibe

i meant individual unit drip

[jade holly]

Yeah that’s why AoS usually has cooler looking stuff

[storm jungle]

AOS just has more drip

[jade holly]

A setting’s vibe usually dictates how people look in it

[dapper gyro]

40K also moves away from the steampunk aesthetic.

[vagrant fox]

More concentrated drip juice per square centimetre than the entire black legion

[storm jungle]

the funniest part is the biggest debate ever was debunked awhile ago, where there isnt "seperate teams" for different warhammer settings

its all the same team

so just-

for some reason

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-why-shouldnt-i-lotr-bilbo-bilbo-why-shouldnt-i-why-shouldnt-i-lord-of-the-rings-gif-17096479

[storm jungle]

when it comes to AOS they just make harder drippier minis

[crystal forum]

why would people even debate that

[storm jungle]

then when its mainline 40k's turn its just whatever

[jade holly]

My guess is since AoS is newer they can go more ham with new ideas and stuff

[storm jungle]

because the quality and difference of minis is extremely obvious

[dapper gyro]

because in 40K, being tactical is a thing...

[crystal forum]

as if artists cant make multiple art styles

[dapper gyro]

So thing start to get more and more clean and streamline.

[storm jungle]

Its not styles dumbass

[storm jungle]

Its more that its just more creative allowing

[jade holly]

40K is heavily restrictive because of its lore, AoS has more leeway

[storm jungle]

40k is very restrictive in what the big guys want lol

[vagrant fox]

I don't know for certain but it seems 40k operates under stricter rules for creativity or sommat

[storm jungle]

Lore has nothing to do with miniature production

its more just meeting demand

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes you get some creative minis but I wonder why those get to be like that

[storm jungle]

40k mainline miniatures are very serialized

[crystal forum]

anyways, i'll take a chaos warrior over most primaris models

[storm jungle]

its why for example Munda is great

because it isnt mainline slop

and the team again gets to be creative

lol

[heady rivet]

My theory is that AoS has more leeway with experimenting and they're too afraid of big change for 40k. Especially with how its a decade later and we still have Primaris whingers in spades

[jade holly]

True but they try to use lore to justify it via the whole STC thing and not innovating and making new weapons and machines and such for Space Marines

[vagrant fox]

join me in the drip sphere

[storm jungle]

Thats basically it yeah, theres a "quota" thats expected of them which is why its always safe, boring or terrible, see most of the modern character minis and such

[crystal forum]

40k has to keep up a consistent space marine brand or smth

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

[rocky gale]

Now that is a Grot of devious intent

[storm jungle]

not Munda tho

[dapper gyro]

No, the base is ok, but the accessories for minis are way too weak in 40K.

[vagrant fox]

Lets blame Chapter House, somehow

[crystal forum]

it's easier to hold an IP in the court of law when the design isn't all over the place

[storm jungle]

tbh they did basically ruin everything lol

[storm jungle]

Nah, IP is about naming and brands not looks

AoS is just less restrictive because it isnt 40k where theres 1 faction that sells everything

[crystal forum]

IP can be about looks too. mickey mouse is an IP

[dapper gyro]

The official arts for 40K also get weaker, not just the table top.

[vagrant fox]

Damn that lawsuit was 14 years ago, it's basically their fault

[storm jungle]

no joke it is

when they took GW to counter-court it basically ruined everything lol

[crystal forum]

i thought it was recent from the way people talk about it

[rocky gale]

Chapterhouse of Dune, it wasn't the best in the series but hardly worth blaming everything on

[heady rivet]

I love him

[storm jungle]

Its effects are still relevant and felt today

their entire dumb courtcase ruined it for everyone lol

[vagrant fox]

I need an easily targeted villain

there's always a good guy and a bad guy in stories ok

[crystal forum]

why are gretchin so much less common than grots

[storm jungle]

...they are the same thing

lol

[heady rivet]

We get spoiled, I admit. Even the plastic refreshes of the hanger-ons are universally as-good or better

[crystal forum]

wait what

[storm jungle]

oh my god jay

[crystal forum]

i thought one was smaller and dumber

[vagrant fox]

Yeah gretchin are grots

[rocky gale]

It's the last one Frank Herbert wrote so it's instantly better than all the "unpublished" works that his son found hidden and totally didn't write himself

[vagrant fox]

they're also runts

[storm jungle]

same rule as AOS, setting where they can actually get creative

can you imagine the Munda rule in mainline 40k?

[crystal forum]

i thought it went
ork -> grot -> gretchin -> squig

[storm jungle]

"hey lets make a mini of this random character in a rulebook"

[rocky gale]

Yea, you

[rancid cove]

I wish

I wish 40k wasnt so much company bland

[crystal forum]

why do they use the name interchangeably

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-arthur-morgan-rdr2-pullix-gif-27448963

[summer mural]

superman aside, the omega guys have awesome outfits

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-dunk-ser-duncan-the-tall-egg-peter-claffey-gif-4353951980060025720

[vagrant fox]

Orks just fuck around

[rocky gale]

Why is Brit, Limey, Pom and Anglo used interchangeably

[vagrant fox]

no one says pom

[crystal forum]

oh i was thinking of snotling

[rocky gale]

Maybe you don't

[vagrant fox]

no one in the world says pom

This is true

[summer mural]

also I feel like the armageddon war is just gonna end with armageddon joining cadia

[crystal forum]

snotling are the smaller grots right

[rocky gale]

It's an Aussie thing

[jade holly]

Gretchin are what those are called, Orks just call them Grots

[vagrant fox]

Aussies aren't real, they'd all have fallen into the sun by now

[rocky gale]

You can't fall into the sun, it's up

[vagrant fox]

Yeah they're smaller than grots, kinda stupid

[crystal forum]

these guys

[storm jungle]

you see

they are like snot

[crystal forum]

so why are those less common

[storm jungle]

but are lings

[vagrant fox]

orks just fuck around

[crystal forum]

i rarely hear of them

[opaque coyote]

"There is no way that this will backfire!"

[rancid cove]

Linga sounds racist

[storm jungle]

you'd know

[vagrant fox]

Australia is on the other side of the planet so things work the other way around

[opaque coyote]

Also by superfeyn

[vagrant fox]

like turlets flushing the wrong way

[heady rivet]

Its OVER

[summer mural]

orks need more ork primarchs

[vagrant fox]

no primarchs

[crystal forum]

they're all dead

[vagrant fox]

not a single one more

of any kind

[summer mural]

the elves get primarchs! ITS NOT FAIR!

[crystal forum]

they had some during the war of the beast

[storm jungle]

they dont have primarchs

fucking brainrot

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is

Least Manipulative Water Caste member

[jade holly]

Ghaz may be becoming a Prime-Ork or whatever we wanna call it

[rocky gale]

Maybe they'd sell better if they did

[summer mural]

asurmen is primarch wannabe

[storm jungle]

he isnt a primarch

[dapper gyro]

kronk is kind of it...

[storm jungle]

you fucking idiot

[jade holly]

Phoenix Lords?

[summer mural]

mhm

[storm jungle]

Phoenix Lords are not primarchs

[opaque coyote]

"Ehrm what about Phoenix Lords 🤓 ☝🏻"

[storm jungle]

said it already, stfu

[crystal forum]

ork marines

[summer mural]

yeah more pime orks

[jade holly]

Are they on the level of Primarchs in terms of strength?

[vagrant fox]

The secondary antagonist of Disney's 2000 feature film The Emperor's New Groove?

[opaque coyote]

Posted it before you did 🤓 ☝🏻

[crystal forum]

beast lore is so fucking bad

[storm jungle]

Dont care, stfu

[dapper gyro]

yes

[storm jungle]

annoying ass

[storm jungle]

what is this, Marvel?

[summer mural]

beast lore makes me thing all the beast stuff happened in an alternate timeline lol

[opaque coyote]

"WRONG LEVERR"

[rancid cove]

Me got questions

[jade holly]

Just trying to remember how strong phoenix lords are

[opaque coyote]

In-between custodes and Primarch level

[storm jungle]

1 stopped an entire hive fleet

[crystal forum]

simply amazing

[storm jungle]

so

[opaque coyote]

That's the general ballpark

[jade holly]

Maugann Ra?

[flat nimbus]

Prime-Ork is a solid pun and therefore deserves to be used

[rancid cove]

Do people refer to terminator squads with a special name or just terminator squads?

[opaque coyote]

I don't care about more exacts

[summer mural]

#justiceforprimeorks

[vagrant fox]

Maugan Ra with his maugetar stopped the tyranids yes

[storm jungle]

Ye

[jade holly]

Bro turned a scythe into a sniper

[storm jungle]

what do you mean

[summer mural]

didnt he desstroy like an entire army of nids on his own

[rancid cove]

Prime Orks is just a Imperial term made for really big commanding orks

[opaque coyote]

Honestly separate from the context of the beast™. I totally feel like Orks would label some powerful one with a pun like that.

[storm jungle]

No he didnt. Thats why we just mentioned it.

[hollow lantern]

This guy sat in the warp iirc alone on a craftworld for about a thousand or so years just killing daemons, I'd like to see a primarch do that shit

[opaque coyote]

Leman Russ

He's in the warp™

[crystal forum]

im more pointing to the fact that some orks can be the size of fucking titans

[summer mural]

so..they have their own primarchs

[rancid cove]

Specialized names for termies in canon- like cool little names they come up for them

[summer mural]

but ork primarchs are extinct? idk

[opaque coyote]

He does have far more aura though

[flat nimbus]

yeah, it’s exactly the kind of cargo cult silliness classic Orks were known for

[jade holly]

Maugan Ra 🤝 Buri Aegnirssen

Killing Tyranids in droves

[vagrant fox]

they're not primarchs

[hollow lantern]

We know his armor is in the warp, we don't know what he's doing

[ripe forum]

Chat

[crystal forum]

can you imagine a warhound titan sized ork

[rancid cove]

Yeah orks follow beastmen rules

[ripe forum]

New phone

[opaque coyote]

Wolfing around...

[crystal forum]

wdym

[jade holly]

Who dis

[summer mural]

baptize it in water

[ripe forum]

(He was then violently gunned down in the street)

[rancid cove]

They can be any size, as they grow stronger they grow in size
Ghaz was once just a normal ork boy

Now look at how big he is

[ripe forum]

Also I'm gonna type like shit because my muscle memory is FUCKED

[crystal forum]

titan sized is just a bit extreme

[opaque coyote]

Sigma(r) grindset

[jade holly]

And probably gonna get bigger

[summer mural]

you should have more centigor milk for that, it helps

[jade holly]

and apparently, Orks have their own FTL travel now besides saying fuck it we ball everytime they enter the warp

[opaque coyote]

Makes me wonder if the machinery grows with him or does he have to eventually replace it after a while

[crystal forum]

gaz is barely the size of a dreadnought and somehow some unnamed prime orks got to the size of fucking housing blocks

[summer mural]

has a primarch ever struggled with an ork in combat

[crystal forum]

absolute beast lore

[crystal forum]

vulkan

[opaque coyote]

The Beast™

[crystal forum]

again, beast lore

[jade holly]

I wonder if Ghaz destroys or razes Armageddon if that counts as the beginning of the Great Waaagh

[summer mural]

apart from the beast

[crystal forum]

during the great crusades yeah we get mentions here and there

[opaque coyote]

Some of the ideas are actually cool. The problem is that they're executed so poorly that the book series should like

Be used as a pyre. Preferably to burn the author alive

[ripe forum]

It's from the new phone

[summer mural]

damn those must have been real alpha orks

[crystal forum]

TITAN SIZED ORK

[jade holly]

Should’ve seen the Krorks

[opaque coyote]

How do you make ORK BATTLE MOONS FLOATING OVER TERRA

BORING??

[jade holly]

I yearn for the day we get a War in Heaven tabletop

[summer mural]

imagine arm wrestling a primarch but you're an ork thats not a krork or the beast, you gotta be real jacked

[crystal forum]

it's just space marine and primarch slop

[storm jungle]

Primarch slop

we have enough of it

[crystal forum]

and orks power levelled to be a threat to multiple legions

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that's the main problem

[jade holly]

Dilara how long have the Orks had the Mega Telly-Shokka in lore?

[opaque coyote]

He raised his fist

His Imperial Fist

Growled like a wet leopard

[crystal forum]

what did abnet mean by that

[summer mural]

Abnett wrote that?

damn