40k-lore-chat

[hollow lantern]

you dont need to justify yourself, its understandable

[last meadow]

i can't even blame you, i had an incessant smyker this week that almost enacted my gamer rage

[proper aspen]

average smyker

[last meadow]

unfortunately last night i managed to find a worse archetype of player even all the way up in event damnation

[proper aspen]

found it

[last meadow]

Ogryn with slab shield who just special locks the second he hears a hoard audio queue and doesn't lift it until there's less than 5 ragers left

and if he dies, he dies.

[proper aspen]

I call them the "babies"

[last meadow]

LMAOO

[rancid cove]

Changed my warbands name to Wartorn after realizing how cool it sounds

[lament shoal]

Smite hate in chat again. Get over it lol

[last meadow]

he was just buying time for himself so that he could pull out his ranged weapon for the real priority at hand behind him !!

[proper aspen]

I have another funny smite clip

look

[last meadow]

clip was such good quality i noticed the idol lmao

[lament shoal]

Nuh uh you can’t make me

[proper aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914150363844779/1355639152607100978/1437AA1.MP4?ex=69f06f18&is=69ef1d98&hm=3002a2971ba2a01fc46cfb18c51faaca60d1598b9d35ef37266af54a1463ce37&

"this isnt working, what do we do!"

I love the voiceline

[last meadow]

Ainz: "I am joining the war on Plague Ogryns

on the side of the Plague Ogryns"

[queen laurel]

hey ainz quick question have you encountered the ogryn beastmaster boss or is he wasteland exclusive

[proper aspen]

only the new gamemode

I've yet to actually see him

[lament shoal]

Expedition exclusive

[proper aspen]

I've never played the new gamemode

[lament shoal]

I’ve fought him a few times

[queen laurel]

Yeah but his armored hounds do appear in normal one at least

[lament shoal]

Not too tough tbh

[proper aspen]

yes but seems to be a bug

[queen laurel]

That's a bug?

i genuinely thought they intended for them to appear normally

[proper aspen]

[lament shoal]

I wasn’t aware that it was a bug either

[queen laurel]

I didn't even notice them because of the chaos until I hit something hard and turns out it was just a dog with armor

[lament shoal]

Looked intentional to me

[proper aspen]

they did tweak alittle bit of the spawning stuff, so I dont think it was intended. But who knows, its fatshark

[queen laurel]

they cook good sometimes they just add a little bit too much salt

Like I tried to swing on a dog and suddenly my weapon bounced and I was just like wait a minute

[lament shoal]

Big guy ain’t so tough

[queen laurel]

Turns out it's an armored hound

[last meadow]

i coulda sworn i read they were only supposed to be in expeditions same as the packmaster but when i saw them in normal game i just thought nothing of it and moved on lmaooo

[queen laurel]

same

[last meadow]

i wish packmasters would spawn in normal games tbh

they'd probably actually be hard in a normal match lmao

[queen laurel]

I was wondering why the fuck is this dog was way more armored than usual until I got a good look

[queen laurel]

big guy ain't so tough after feeding him 5 grenades to the throat is insane

[celest dome]

I think they've said they will at some point

[last meadow]

two of those cool new experimental grenades to the gut should do a packmaster in to about damnation as well :3

in case you get caught by one by yourself

[lament shoal]

He would’ve tanked those kraks if he was tough

[celest cedar]

the type of people you see in auric

[surreal nest]

Still havent even gotten the chance to find a lobby for this game mode

[lament shoal]

Everyone plays on malice because tech remnants don’t scale with difficulty

[surreal nest]

Darktide players are so scared of playing the game for fun

Not being Timmy tough knuckles over here but anything under auric just isnt that fun for me

[rose thorn]

I call it the helldiver effect

[languid meadow]

been a trend for a while now even before helldivers

[rancid cove]

Are there any canonical use of chaos assassins? Like the ones from the Oficio Assassinorum

[rocky gale]

Playing on a lower difficulty is being scared of playing for fun?

[jade holly]

What in the Yautja reject

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Asaid_Virenus

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Infernus_Abomination

[rocky gale]

Was the leg pose neccesary?

[celest dome]

Chaos for the most part uses special deamons for assassination from what we know

Forgot their name though

[heady rivet]

Yes.

[rocky gale]

After reading her lore I understand now that it was

[rancid cove]

Ah

[rocky gale]

She isn't simply placing her leg up on the wall, she's squeezing herself through the pipe because she can squish herself through like she's made of putty

[rancid cove]

Yeah shes leaving the pipe

[celest dome]

Oh shit I hadn't even seen the pipe

[heady rivet]

And you all call me the freakazoid

[rancid cove]

So pretty much has no chaos assassins, just the use of daemons?

[celest dome]

There aren't any Chaos Assassin Order at least that we know of

[rancid cove]

Do they not have any other equivalent? Like people modified to the point of being compared to assassins

[celest dome]

The dude I posted just before

[rancid cove]

Apparently heresy era shit
But I can guess they can still be summoned

[solid horizon]

I wish this fucker existed in 40k tabletop

Soulgrinder chaos android

[jade holly]

“Too hasty by far!” 🗣️ 🔥

[rancid cove]

He's kinda ugky

[solid horizon]

Idk I like him

[rancid cove]

His face i mean

I dont like it

[solid horizon]

He would fit visually with my other fuckers

[rancid cove]

The rest is fine just not a fan of his face

[celest dome]

Thses are sometime used as assassins https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Astral_Spectre

[solid horizon]

Reminds me of the bloodslaughterer headpiece, but then probably the same sculptor

[rancid cove]

They seem more like accidental summons who just feast on whatever

[solid horizon]

Tbh the best ever assassins would be psykers

Realistically

[solid horizon]

It's the wrong wiki link tho

[rancid cove]

Wym

[rancid cove]

Why

[solid horizon]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Infernus_Abomination

[solid horizon]

An assassin who makes your head pop would be ideal

No walls or bodyguard to stop you

Unless of course said person has psychic defenses

[crystal forum]

or a blank near them

[solid horizon]

They would make better assassins than regular snipers

[rancid cove]

People could have blanks and other psychic shit, plus surely there would ways to detect high warp energy spikes so they would know there was a psyker involved and even some way to track it

[crystal forum]

dont you dare shittalk the vindicare

[solid horizon]

Same thing with a regular sniper tbh

Bulletproof stuff, bodyguards and scanners

[crystal forum]

do you know how powerful a vindicare's gun is

on vraks the vindicare shot through a marble pillar to hit his target

[solid horizon]

Hush, death stare of doom is funnier than strong bullet

[rancid cove]

Lowkey more difficult to trace since their tech is unique and made to not be traceable, plus theyre gonna be already gone by the time they reach the vindicares position
Vindicares are also usually not alone and someone to assist getting the target to the planned position

Snipers are also more reliable than the psyker who can go mad, possessed and even just attract weird shit to them at the slight use of their powers

[crystal forum]

vindicare usually work alone like the other assassins

[solid horizon]

Parry this, peabrain [Psychic]

[celest dome]

They can be directed at targets by Sorcerers

[rancid cove]

Imagine he tries to kill the target and a horror of tzeentch just pops up? Terrible

[rancid cove]

I see

[crystal forum]

it depends on the target

there's a reason the assassinorum has both psyker and sniper assassins

different missions require different units

[solid horizon]

Hire a psyker against trump

True, variety is king

[rancid cove]

Also

[crystal forum]

he's a blank you can't

[solid horizon]

Real

[crystal forum]

you can tell he's a blank because nobody likes being around him

[rancid cove]

The assassinorum aint largely known trough out the Imperium, while psykers are largely known and already distrusted by regular 40k humans

[solid horizon]

Imma hire a squad of deathmarks then

[rancid cove]

So psykers are big ass fuck warning sings

[crystal forum]

apparently all you need is a shotgun

[solid horizon]

Does the assassin necessarly have to be working with assassinorum

Isn't there freelance assassins

[rancid cove]

Yeah?

Assassinorum are more high tier tho

[crystal forum]

assassinorum is for taking out a planetary governor and shit like that

sector wide effects

[rancid cove]

High priority/risk targets

[crystal forum]

you can just hire some gangers to kill the hive noble you hate

[rancid cove]

They are also sent out against chaos warbands

To kill leaders

They were hugely deployed against horus during the heresy but none succeeded or came back alive

[rancid cove]

Just wanted to know if chaos had a equivalent to imperial assassins

[solid horizon]

Chaos warbands are likely to infight and kill their own leader lmao

[hollow lantern]

They got this guy

[rancid cove]

Hes been mentioned twice already

[solid horizon]

Horus Heresy exclusive model

[hollow lantern]

Otherwise I wouldn't be able to direct you tbh

[solid horizon]

Only usable with daemons

I hate you james

[rancid cove]

Yeah but the good warbands/good leaders know how to sniff out traitors among their numbers
Like Huron who even has a pet apparition which likely is the source of his knowledge to whom kill before they try anything against him

[daring creek]

Are there chaos machine spirits

[rancid cove]

Yes

[solid horizon]

-> huron

Huron is a big warband guy

[daring creek]

Sick how do they affect weapons

[solid horizon]

Not every warband is like that

[crystal forum]

machine spirits dont really have an affiliation. they're just things that exist in machines

[daring creek]

Makes sense ig

Man not having headphones blow. I can't filter my thoughts without them

[rancid cove]

Idk but its said they fuck with the machine until its fucked and agitated

[crystal forum]

i could drill into your skull and disconnect your audio processing if you want

[daring creek]

Might be nice

[rancid cove]

I did mention the good warbands and leaders, therefore the successful ones

Average warband changes leader every cycle from how fast they get themselves killed

Actual good ones barely ever change due to actual competent leaders

[solid horizon]

Rip Krannon, never forgor

[hollow lantern]

Great model

[rancid cove]

Who

[hollow lantern]

I've seen one IRL and the dude absolutely butchered it kitbashing

Leader of Crimson Slaughter

[rancid cove]

Oh

Yeah i remember now

[solid horizon]

6th edition banger

[hollow lantern]

He still has my favorite chaos helmet tbh

[rancid cove]

They really set his warband to be the biggest shit ever and have been pretty forgotten

[solid horizon]

Memorable leaders have great horns

[solid horizon]

I mean they died afterwards

Bro was decapitated

And his john helbrute bro was killed by some random librarian

[rancid cove]

Huron doesnt, nor does Abby or Perty

[solid horizon]

Perty is not a chaos lord

And huron is a special case

Abby has a ponytail it's all he needs, plus I recall his terminator helmet has tusks

[rancid cove]

Technically he used to be

[solid horizon]

No

He's a chaos primarch

It's above lord

[rancid cove]

I am not giving my OC horns

[quiet orchid]

why not

horns are cool

[rancid cove]

Because shes perfect without horns

Plus all lords i can think off rn dont have horns

[solid horizon]

Horns or tusks

[quiet orchid]

she can be the first one with horns

[solid horizon]

Tzeench guys do both

[rancid cove]

Can probably give her terminator armor tusks but it would likely look goofy on tartaros pattern

[solid horizon]

Typhus, Krannon, Kharn, Ahriman, etc

[rancid cove]

No horns

[solid horizon]

Your fault for picking old ass tech

[quiet orchid]

plssss babe

put horns on her 😔

plssss

plsss

[ripe forum]

Yo chat, question

Are all rogue traders referred to as Lord captain? Or is that specific to the one in the game

[rancid cove]

Khârns horns suck, bunny ass ears
Ahriman is a nerd
Krannon is stylized
Typhus is Nurgle so he works with horns

[solid horizon]

They have horns

[rancid cove]

Tartaros is considered the best terminator pattern

[solid horizon]

And they are dope memorable fuckers

[celest dome]

Rogue Traders can have many titles, often dependent on the Rogue Traders's dynastie or their humours

[quiet orchid]

just put horns on her

[rancid cove]

Khârn is known as as a Betrayer even among his own, Typhus is two people in one, Krannon is reported dead and Ahriman is a fraud

Idk man

[rancid cove]

Noo!

[solid horizon]

ELIPHAS HAS HORNS AND HE IS SEXY AF

[celest dome]

You know what, we should see more varied types of horns

Stag Horns would be cool

[ripe forum]

Is there any common title for them?

[solid horizon]

Typhus more or less has one

[quiet orchid]

and who are they?

[ripe forum]

Like honorifics?

[rancid cove]

Kharn is the champion of Khorne, Ahriman is of Tzeentch and Typhus of Nurgle
Krannon was the chaos lord of a big warband during 6th edition but is reported dead

[fervent geode]

Sigmas

[quiet orchid]

i dont know none of this names, just Kharn... And I only know his name.

[fervent geode]

How much of Typhus is Calas Typhon is actually something to think about

[quiet orchid]

hmmm, now I know...

[solid horizon]

"my warband is so strong they never lose, the leader has the best stuff in the world and has never been heard of !"

[quiet orchid]

can u teach me more about it? U never do that

[rancid cove]

Probably 50/50

[solid horizon]

[fervent geode]

iirc there’s another Nurgle Daemon Prince called “Eater of Lives”

So that might be Grulgor

[rancid cove]

Yes thats like every faction ever created in 40k

[solid horizon]

No

[rancid cove]

Thats how theyre described everywhere

[solid horizon]

They all have flaws

[fervent geode]

Based on some of his assholery I feel it might be all of him, then again Ignatius did literally merge

[ripe forum]

@celest dome

[rancid cove]

Bro pick up a novel or codex it always glazes the faction at hand thats how it works 😭

[hollow lantern]

In order; Kharn, Typhus, Lucius, Ahriman

[rancid cove]

Pick a tau book
"Technology which can surpass that of even the necrons!"
Pick a custodes book
"Technology which can never be surpassed!"
Pick up a necrons book... you get the memo

[solid horizon]

They're leaders of their own faction, below their primarch (except krannon who was leader of his warband and inventor of helbrute)

[ripe forum]

Out of the chaos god aligned chaos marines, I think the thousand sons have my favorite design

They feel the most like their own thing

[quiet orchid]

I get it now

[fervent geode]

There were helbrutes before Sevarion iirc

[quiet orchid]

Lynx never told me that

[rancid cove]

The worst design of all the legions

[solid horizon]

Guys, propaganda depicts germans as invincible cool winners, surely they must be !

[rancid cove]

I fucking did

[quiet orchid]

just about kharn

[fervent geode]

They looked better in red imo

Crimson Sons ftw

[rancid cove]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT ALL OF THEM YEARS AGO

[quiet orchid]

EXACTLY, YEARS

u didnt told about them for me rn

when I really trying to understand more about 40k

[rancid cove]

Yeah thats how it works, exactly you proved my point

[rancid cove]

[solid horizon]

A chaos lord without horns is like a lion without his mane

[ripe forum]

At least their design is unique from JUST being a space marine of their chaos faction

They're literally just "basic space marine but Khorne/Nurgle/Slaanesh"

[fervent geode]

Ahriman is the only one of the four to get a book series

Lucius and Khârn get one each

[quiet orchid]

I want to learn moreee, but I need you to it, if you dont help me, how I'll talk about 40k with you?

[fervent geode]

Typhon eats shit as usual

[rancid cove]

Bro has never picked up a codex and the art for each different legion and warband

Plus its designed to be like that

So you know

[storm jungle]

Thousand Sons got massive swag

[rancid cove]

PEOPLE CAN KITBASH

[storm jungle]

anyone that says otherwise are MORONS

[ripe forum]

Yeah

[fervent geode]

Tsons are the most cool looking Monogod though

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

Yuh uh

now die

[fervent geode]

It’s just that the turquoise is cringe

[ripe forum]

It's not like the other chaos marines look BAD

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-screaming-crazy-lily-rose-depp-gif-2730454595190297078

[lament shoal]

They look so cool but no one ever seems to buy them at my store lol

[solid horizon]

Deity legions all look horrible

[storm jungle]

i swear people say this then another guy chimes in and goes "people always buy them at my store"

[ripe forum]

Show me

[storm jungle]

Ooof, trashiest take of the entire hour

[solid horizon]

Tsons are kinda funny looking tho

[storm jungle]

we get it you like Undivided bland marines

[solid horizon]

My first ever army was a mix between black legion and tsons

Slightly blue legion

[ripe forum]

Peter turbo took all the drip and now all his kids are drowning

[fervent geode]

This is so much better than Turquoise

[solid horizon]

I dont even like marines lol

[rancid cove]

Theres a difference of liking them and liking chaos undivided while hating mono deitylegions

[lament shoal]

Iron warriors fans putting hazard stripes on everything and calling it drip

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tracksuit-mark-invicible-mark-mark-grayson-brainrot-gif-6158506489624591022

[rancid cove]

"I dont like marines"

has a custom warband with a singular marine

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[fervent geode]

The only drippy Undiv are NL, as much as I like WB they look generic which is kind of the point

[solid horizon]

Rules DEI

[rancid cove]

IW

[lament shoal]

Red Corsairs got drip too

[ripe forum]

So is the main way to refer to a rogue trader captain / Lord captain?

[fervent geode]

Leadbelcher

That’s it

[solid horizon]

W

[rancid cove]

Hazard stripes make up anything else

[fervent geode]

I don’t have to paint you anymore

[surreal nest]

Playing on a lower difficulty for the purpose of winning to get resources as opposed to taking extra challenge and getting the same reward would be incentivizing gameplay for progression/reward instead of fun, yes

[solid horizon]

Leadbelcher> Iron Warrior

[fervent geode]

Safety hazard smdh

Lightning better

[fervent geode]

True

[rancid cove]

Nuh uh

[ripe forum]

I understand they can be called other things but is that the main one?

[solid horizon]

Doesn't change the fact I dont like marines tho

[storm jungle]

Its the "default" way, otherwise they can have their own titles too

[solid horizon]

If I could I'd ditch the guy I ressurected

[storm jungle]

so yes

[ripe forum]

Okay cool

[rancid cove]

Abelard, cut off @fervent geode and @solid horizon balls off

[storm jungle]

🫡

[fervent geode]

Marazhai sacrifice your balls for me

[ripe forum]

I assumed that but when I asked I was told rogue traders can have different titles

Which I knew I just needed to know the main one

[storm jungle]

yeah the "lord captain" is the default

[solid horizon]

Hush, hornless human in a powersuit

[rancid cove]

I know he would do it smiling

[fervent geode]

Win win situation

[solid horizon]

No horns no respect

[rancid cove]

You dont even got horns

[lament shoal]

GLAITO, BITE HIS NUTS!

[ripe forum]

So I'm writing for a renegade marine chapter turning to nurgle, but want to set them apart from the death guard, what do y'all think would be interesting for them?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

[solid horizon]

Wrong

[storm jungle]

thats a very hard question

because its very open-ended lol

[ripe forum]

Better question, what aspects of nurgles domain do the death guard not really reflect?

[rancid cove]

Is that abby with a photoshopped helmet on top of his face

[storm jungle]

They literally reflect every part of it along with its warbands

you kinda need to get creative or make something up

[ripe forum]

I see

Hmmm

[solid horizon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Id say just watch this video where the guy tackles this issue

https://youtu.be/fBTPmYYFIMU

this guy covers your exact issue

[rancid cove]

That is somehow even cringier than me actually designing a unique looking leader

[fervent geode]

Wimp guard

[solid horizon]

It's called kitbash you wrinkly nutsack

[rocky gale]

Is that a new Bladeguard Vet?

[rancid cove]

Just have them use actual chemical weapons instead of just nurgle poop

[rocky gale]

A Lieutenant?

[fervent geode]

Think so?

[rancid cove]

entire abaddon kit with helmet instead of normal face

[fervent geode]

DG also do that

[storm jungle]

theres a warband that already does that

[fervent geode]

Like they have shiploads of it

They just shit in the chemical weapons now

[solid horizon]

Why should I keep the face

I

[rancid cove]

Aint 40k just pure ctrl c+ ctrl v anyways?

[fervent geode]

Or whatever else to corrupt it

[storm jungle]

Depends as usual

[solid horizon]

I just want Abby in my list without it being Abby because I hate games involving lore heavy characters

[storm jungle]

theres warbands with very creative gimmicks

[celest dome]

Gardener Warband, wearing flowers (that smell of rot), using Power gardening equipments...

[fervent geode]

Before DG got poopified chemical weapons was one of their top agendas

[ripe forum]

You seem like a fairly negative person

[rancid cove]

So its just Abby using a helmet

[hollow lantern]

A favorite of mine

[fervent geode]

Love me some flies

[rancid cove]

I am usually messing around and not actually being serious

[fervent geode]

No I don’t I hate them

[rancid cove]

Make them red and call them sons of beelzebub

Peak

[ripe forum]

Sorry, I'm autistic, I'm bad with social cues

especially over text

[solid horizon]

Chaos lord in terminator armor

[ripe forum]

These guys look cool, what's their deal?

[rancid cove]

Same

[hollow lantern]

Nurgle aligned traitors, super fucked up chemical weapons, want to end all life in the universe in worship to nurgle iirc

The Purge

[rancid cove]

"Indescriminate chaos lord"

looks inside
abaddon with helmet
looks inside again
Look man you do you

[solid horizon]

He's just there for rerolls

It is abaddon with a helmet, it's just not abaddon

[hollow lantern]

Abaddon is a semi unconvertable model tbh

[solid horizon]

My real model which is still in the works is abaddon on a large pile of skulls

[hollow lantern]

Every single time I see him converted it still looks like abaddon

[jade holly]

I saw an IW ABBA once

[solid horizon]

Silver trim, black armor and red gradient on right leg

IW abba ?

The band ?

[jade holly]

Abaddon smh

[solid horizon]

Gimme gimme a daemon engine for tonight

[jade holly]

Aba da Don

[rocky gale]

Abaddon all hope

[rancid cove]

Abadon't

[jade holly]

I need to see a mafia kitbash of Abaddon now

Just for the Aba Da Don pun

[rancid cove]

I need a "40k lore enjoyers" version slandering people who play tabletop going "you know what I do when I don't like the rule changes? Nothing, because I'm not a chud who plays the tabletop"

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

https://klipy.com/gifs/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble--k01KQ81ZF6DJQ3SSY63A811FKYT

[jade holly]

You build models to play tabletop

I build models to display them because I’m proud of my talents as a crafter

and also to play tabletop

[solid horizon]

Same tbh

I just like to play tabletop with friends because it's a fun moment

[rancid cove]

I've heard enough. Abelard, twist his balls

[solid horizon]

And I like to paint me lads

[jade holly]

Counterspell

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ariana-grande-ari-disgust-shocked-stan-twt-gif-13274812081285315172

[rancid cove]

You can't simply counter spell Abelard
He can one shot the chaos gods by the end of act 2

[rocky gale]

Damn Orks stole the wheels, can't have shit on Armageddon

[jade holly]

Da ‘umies gave us roll things for da Snazzwagon

[rancid cove]

Why are you in armageddon of all places

[rocky gale]

Go where the guard tell you to

[rancid cove]

Ew why would I follow the guard

[rocky gale]

Because you're in the Guard

[heady rivet]

The strange pride a Cyberpunk 2077 feels for their 60 dollar game being "fixed" to a releasable state after like 2 years should be studied to understand what Aristotle meant by Natural Slaves

Bad news for my wallet: I had another comm idea

[rancid cove]

You have proven to be a Natural Slave yourself by this

[heady rivet]

I consider myself a patron of culture and the arts

I love giving the creative types financial benefits for their talent and skills

[storm jungle]

its a fun game

get over it

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[rancid cove]

mentions people are natural slaves for finally being free of being slandered as glitchiest games ever
instantly talks about wasting money with commissions

Smh smh

[storm jungle]

Bro legit cannot go a day without posting some Anton Ego ahh statement

https://klipy.com/gifs/french-LEJ--k01KQ836MQRTT9R70X3FZXQDTCX

[rancid cove]

Always refer back to this post ^

[storm jungle]

buddy needs to change his name to Adolfmunda i think

[sharp pollen]

"Reich Pusher"

[jade holly]

Should I expect any big things at Warhammer Skulls?

[rocky gale]

Skulls

[jade holly]

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/papyrus-5--k01KQ839FXD21KP9BT1WFB9CSCM

[storm jungle]

Uhh

• 90% Shitty games or shitty mobile games

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-boom-kedi-nexod-gif-12330092225616825944

[storm jungle]

• 2-3 good games

thats always been skull for every last few years

[jade holly]

Any showcases for Mechanicus 2 or TW40k?

[storm jungle]

Yes

thats what the "2-3 good games" is

[jade holly]

Then I’m set

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus 2 is gona get shown off again prolly

And same with DoW4 and TW40k

lol

[jade holly]

I wanna see more faction leaders

[arctic talon]

Maybe we’ll get something else high budget and not shit

Maybe it’ll be AoS

[raven stone]

Unlikely but I hope we get some Dark Heresy

[jade holly]

Think we’ll see a class trailer for Darktide?

[storm jungle]

yes

again

2-3 games that matter

[jade holly]

[scenic trout]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-eddie-bravo-gif-6761329738118739294

[storm jungle]

just be ready to sit through lots of slop and mute the stream

[scenic trout]

Slavery

[raven stone]

The Omnissiah has answered the fans' whinging prayers

[jade holly]

What are some out there things that could catch us by surprise? Any old remasters?

[storm jungle]

No idea personally

[jade holly]

Especially since they recently did Warhammer classics

[rocky gale]

Total War Warhammer 1 remaster, they're starting over again

Rereleasing every DLC as well

[jade holly]

Give me a Trazyn museum simulator

[jade holly]

Building up my museum and going on “expeditions” to collect “artifacts”

Aka stealing anyone I find

[heady rivet]

You wouldnt even let me be Saddam Hussein even after that personality quiz said I was

[jade holly]

Huh

[raven stone]

Closest thing we getting to that is the Trazyn related DLC coming for Rogue Trader

[storm jungle]

Yeah. Die.

[raven stone]

hopefully we get a date for that too

[jade holly]

I need to start playing RT and Dark Heresy

And Mechanicus 1

[raven stone]

Gotta wait for proper release for Dark Heresy, still in Alpha AFAIK

But yea, get started on RT, is a chunky game, and a good one at that

get the DLCs too

[rocky gale]

Go ahead, get in

[raven stone]

worth it

[storm jungle]

into the pits where he belongs honestly

[rancid cove]

Pit? Who's?

https://tenor.com/view/juri-street-fighter-6-juri-han-face-reaction-gif-11401483181172890420

[jade holly]

Make this individual a Commissar NOW 🗣️

[rocky gale]

Them the second they try to execute someone with a Bolt Pistol

https://klipy.com/gifs/cannot-hold-the-pistol-backfire--k01KQ83VQ82HNKW49ZRGHEWJ624

[heady rivet]

I'd have a Plasma and it would blow up and kill me actually

And leave my smoking boots

And nothing else

[rocky gale]

Meanwhile I'd be shouting orders from my Command Sentinel

https://klipy.com/gifs/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy--k01KQ84570GMXAYAM4EDF09QXPM

[dapper gyro]

The .500 S&W is not that bad too shoot. However, the high bore axis is the thing that make it jump out of your hand.

[jade holly]

I guess I know what’s happening on Friday now

Full reveal of the Armageddon box

Alright that was funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xP0L_5XMcQ4&si=6zl7Do5ObXKKVzoW

[heady rivet]

Seems I have changed in recent months

[raven stone]

Looks like we are on track with a June release then

[arctic talon]

Horoscope for philosophers

That’s what you’re doing

[jade holly]

I need the roadmap tbh

I wanna know who’s getting their codexes first

[raven stone]

Well...

I mean, Every faction is getting 4 new detachments

on release as digital PDF

exact codex...yea, that remains unknown#

[arctic talon]

We already got a list

Of the first round of dexes

[jade holly]

I’m not getting the Necrons codex until I know for sure it’s not one of the first ones

[arctic talon]

Well it got leaked

But still grain of salt

[jade holly]

Who’s up first?

Or in the first batch anyways

[arctic talon]

Space marine and Orks(obviously)
Custodes and Tau

[raven stone]

Tau?

The unexpected winner

of the new Dex line

[arctic talon]

Meh

[raven stone]

the other 3 are...kind of bog standard expected

[arctic talon]

Nah

Custodes early is weird

lol

[jade holly]

Usually Necrons are near the front no?

[arctic talon]

No

It varies

Lmao

There’s nothing consistent ever besides Marines first.

[jade holly]

Where were they in 9 and 10e

[queen laurel]

i love orks but i'm gonna say it they are the space marines of Xenos

[raven stone]

Although Necron had a tendency to be middle or late middle

[arctic talon]

Launch faction for 9e.

One of the last codexes in 8e

Early codex 10e

7e was also one of the last codexes

[raven stone]

whoops

[jade holly]

Quick someone give me my kicking boot

[arctic talon]

But 7e was pre modern format where you always get a codex

lol

[jade holly]

I’m gonna score a field goal

[arctic talon]

As for who tends to be in the first year of an edition

Usually Orks, Chaos space marines, Tyranids and Marines show up to the party early

Eldar show up middle to late usually

Same with Tau

But there’s no actual pattern beyond confirmation bias

Beyond “marines and other launch faction first”

[jade holly]

So it’s just a complete grab bag randomness on whether Necron’s will be early or not

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

No shit 💀

The only faction you can ever be sure on is marines

Which is they’ll always get a codex first for better or for worse

[queen laurel]

i say better because it gets the whining out of the way

[rocky gale]

I rolled the dice and it said Necrons go last this edition

[jade holly]

Welp guess I’m gonna need to see the roadmap if I ever want to figure out which codex to get

[jade holly]

I’ll roll the bones and see what they tell me too

Ok so according to this I’m gonna die via impact with a trout

[arctic talon]

The codex roadmap isn’t even a guarantee lol

[rocky gale]

I'll commune the spirits

[arctic talon]

People act like there’s proper certainties smh

[raven stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z34heLfEZo

[arctic talon]

We’re fucking blind

Groping around in the darkness unsure of what comes next 99% of the time

10e was the first edition ever that even said ahead of time

[rocky gale]

The spirits were quite rude and I don't want to commune with them anymore

[arctic talon]

What codexes were coming out

[rocky gale]

They said hurtful things

[jade holly]

If I don’t hear any news about a Necron codex by my birthday I’ll just get the 10e one in my birthday haul

[arctic talon]

More oracle bones

[viral halo]

buying codexes is always a bad idea anyways

you get 1 page of lore spread out over 40 pages

and all the rules are out of date in a month

and freely available on new recruit

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like someone didn't give enough offerings

[arctic talon]

Not using waha

[heady rivet]

Well you wouldnt be in the best of spirits if you were awoken by some dork to be asked if we're getting mention in a codex about Eldar crystal poop

[arctic talon]

Smh

[viral halo]

new recruit is better than waha imo

waha is good if you like printing stuff out

[rocky gale]

Dead nerds should be glad I'm wasting time contacting them

[jade holly]

I have begun using it but I’d rather the codex physically and have the app ready to use

but tbh I’ve just been skimming that site

[viral halo]

just use the new recruit app on your phone it's on the app store

it's miles better than the w40k app

Has list building, all rules, and hyperlinks on every single keyword and rule and datasheet

[queen laurel]

I grab it for the lore but you know I grab it creatively let's just say

[rancid cove]

Imagine paying for codexes

[shadow plover]

physical books are nice

[quiet orchid]

Imagine having money

[jade holly]

I like physical books

[rose thorn]

Got 2 flies today in the lab

[rocky gale]

Those are bees

[dapper gyro]

Maggie is smart, ok. She knows her bug.

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I was about to say

Thats a lot of yellow

[rocky gale]

Yellow means bee

Unless it's a wasp

In which case not a bee

[celest dome]

What about some of the butterfly

[rose thorn]

They are flies

[heady rivet]

Fake news

[rose thorn]

He head and legs

[rocky gale]

But it's a bee

[celest dome]

You're the fake news

[rose thorn]

It pretend to be bees

To steal welfare from working bees

[rocky gale]

This bee

[queen laurel]

there's also hornets don't forget

[heady rivet]

Whoa your hand looks exactly like hers

[celest dome]

That's orange

Not yellow

[queen laurel]

it's a mix it's yellow orange

[rocky gale]

Do Americans get the big fat bumblebees?

[heady rivet]

We do

[rocky gale]

Love those goofy guys

None of that darting and zipping around the place, they just float in like a drunk uncle

[heady rivet]

I saw them a ton on the east coast but I feel like I havent seen them in ages. But thats part of the loss of insect biomass, oh well!

[solid horizon]

Bees make honey

[vagrant fox]

Americans don't know what a bee is

[rocky gale]

Top speed of 1cm a minute

[queen laurel]

don't they literally have a species called American bumblebee

But they're like endangered last time I checked

[vagrant fox]

no

that's an american drone

[rocky gale]

That's not a big fat bumblebee

[solid horizon]

I have been bitten and stung by a lot of flying yellow shit

[queen laurel]

Well then I suppose they don't count

[rocky gale]

They're just big floating chudfriends

[solid horizon]

Bumblebees hit hard but it's arguably better than getting stung by asian hornets

[rocky gale]

Too lazy to bite or sting

[heady rivet]

Do not. Call him a chud.

[solid horizon]

I have been bitten in the palm by a floating fat yellow fucker when I was a kid

[vagrant fox]

appropriately sized chud, any smaller and I don't respect them

[rocky gale]

You must have threatened the lardass

[jade holly]

A humbly bumbly

[solid horizon]

Bumbfatbees are fat, big and clumsy, no wonder why necromunda fucker has sympathy for them

[spring cairn]

do they actruyally have a stinger

or noa

[solid horizon]

To be fair I was pretending I was capturing a pokémon

[jade holly]

I think they do they just never sting

[spring cairn]

yeah suuure

[solid horizon]

They bite

[rocky gale]

They do and unlike honeybees their stinger isn't barbed so they don't die if they sting you

[jade holly]

They do, and they’re unbarbed so they can sting multiple times without dying

[rocky gale]

It's odd, they're better equipped to sting you, but less likely to

[queen laurel]

Yes but apparently they are docile

[rocky gale]

Just chill dudes

[queen laurel]

And rarely do so

[solid horizon]

I have once killed a hornet that was disturbing my nap in my room using a gas BB revolver

The true comissar experience

[rancid cove]

Ive been stung by a bee who landed on my hair and couldnt get out
I just felt something landing on my hair and i didnt know what it was
Passed my hand, bam
Instantly stung

[spare osprey]

Prank'd.

[crystal forum]

i used to rip stingers off of wasps as a kid

with my fingers

[solid horizon]

Same once

[spare osprey]

They deserve it.

[solid horizon]

Except it was hornets

I was replying to lynxiee

I have never run faster in my life

Nor had my face so swollen

[rancid cove]

My finger was swollen for 2 days

It didnt hurt as bad as i thought but it was sharp

[sacred ginkgo]

I am skilled enough not to have been stung by a bee

[rancid cove]

The stinger got stuck on my finger too, i removed it with my teeth

[rocky gale]

Yall fucked up mfers

Psycho watchlist shit

[shadow plover]

I was once woken up by a bee stinging me to the neck

Only time I've been stung

[sacred ginkgo]

I did know some people who were fucking terrified of bees growing up

[heady rivet]

GIrl in my 2nd grade class sat on a bee and ended up stung once

[rancid cove]

Managing to sit on a bee is crazy

[heady rivet]

Tbh its on the bee. I know bugs got good reaction times

You coulda moved!

[rancid cove]

I remember a girl in school which almost wore a boot that had a scorpion inside

Genuinely terrifying big one too

Black ass scorpion the size of my hand

[solid horizon]

I used to be terrified of wasps visiting my glasses and plate during summer meals

Because of my experience with hornets

[dapper gyro]

Bees, and even most hornets normally avoid confrontation.

[rose thorn]

Just did my two hardest bees yet

[solid horizon]

Khorne hornets

Khornets

[dapper gyro]

Wasps are just assholes.

I never get stung by bees nor hornets, but a few times by wasps.

[celest dome]

Aren't there Warp hornets

[rocky gale]

Never been stung or bitten by any insects

They can tell I am pure of heart

[heady rivet]

I only have mosquito on my bite list

[arctic talon]

Same

Oh also dog once

lol

[heady rivet]

Dogs, famously not insects

My dog used to play tug of war with my hand when she was a puppy

But she was always kinda gentle

[celest dome]

Various spiders, 1 Wasp, a couple of bees, Horse fly (most painful), a small scorpion, a Tick

[heady rivet]

Just enough grip to leave a mark

[heady rivet]

Misread as "couple of bears" and actually gasped

[solid horizon]

Hornets, bumblebee, fleas, lice (everyone at some point of childhood had those)

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/soeurdelune-monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-gif-13687830235176573884

[winged silo]

Character named Grammaticus.

Has a psychic ability that lets him understand every language.

Great work Kojima.

[vagrant fox]

I'm chill with bugs they leave me alone

Dogs included

[winged silo]

I love spiders. They're my autistic special interest.

[vagrant fox]

When I was a wee boy in Greenland and when I got cold I'd snuggle up with the sled dogs because they were warm

My mom thought they'd eat me for some reason

[winged silo]

I used to live in central Appalachia, and I used to cuddle with my Great Pyrenees when it was cold out.

That was when I was real small.

Dawgs truly are the best way to ward off cold.

[heady rivet]

Last time I got nipped by a hound was when I woke my dog up from a nightmare by startling her

And she snapped at my fingers

And then felt bad lole

[vagrant fox]

Dog hater 🫵

[winged silo]

My lizard don't bite me none. Neither do my cats.

[heady rivet]

Slander I will not stand. I can accept all other abuse but this

[winged silo]

He won't stand slandering his stance on dogs or his stance on Necromunda.

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tapir-point-defiance-zoo-cute-adorable-gif-7060356567436545092

wtf is this creature

[heady rivet]

Tapir?

[rose thorn]

I’ve never seen a tapir before

[winged silo]

Yep, Tapir.

[vagrant fox]

that's a baby tapir

[heady rivet]

Go to Indonesia

[rose thorn]

It’s a pig elephant!!!

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/tapir-gif-26777605

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-chewing-donkey-eating-chewing-eating-animal-gif-14550882648045871880

He’s so ugly I love him

[wind hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/drowzee-pokemon-dancing-gif-8910434559452203717

[vagrant fox]

not a respectable animal

[winged silo]

Search up the jerboa and get back to me on that.

[rose thorn]

OH TJAYS WHY THUS FUCKER IS BASED OFF OF???

[vagrant fox]

i know the jerboa

[rose thorn]

ohhhh

[vagrant fox]

My primary school classmate had a jerboa

it didn't live long

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-hazen-audel-primal-survivor-tapir-chewing-gif-19440114

[winged silo]

It was a small rodent, of course it didn't.

[winged silo]

What possible evolutionary and ecological advantage does this serve?

[rocky gale]

Being an adorable crimblo

[sacred ginkgo]

Realizing that we are the arbitrating force of all life on the planet at this point and making sure we like them

[rose thorn]

Probably something to do with swimming if I had to guess

[vagrant fox]

Like an elephants trunk but chuddier

[heady rivet]

How much cash is too much to carry around

In your wallet

[dapper gyro]

Depend

[vagrant fox]

I haven't carried cash in like 8 years

so more than 0

[celest dome]

I usually have about 60-80€ in cash for some shops that don't carry my cards or food card

[ripe forum]

Are the Votann abhumans or something else

[celest dome]

Yes

No ™

[storm jungle]

Xenos

they are entirely their own species at this point in M41

[celest dome]

Abhuman is just legalese anyway

[storm jungle]

"abhuman" as a term is entirely invented by the Imperium as a cope term for people they wanna designate as "acceptable mutants"

[arctic talon]

They’re xenos for all intents and purposes

lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah the only abhuman Kin are technically THE very first Votann

who are at this point long dead

[raven stone]

Votann can be considered as started off as humans, but then just...evolved so distinctly at this point

basically kind of comparing Homo Neanderthals with Homo Sapiens, a VERY rough analogy

[storm jungle]

Not considered they were human but that tie is long gone yeah, no votann lore ever says they consider themselves tied to humanity in any way anymore

[celest dome]

Could the same not be said for Ogryn

[storm jungle]

Not really no

Ogryns are humans

they are just very mutated

(also arent a clone species genetically edited to be anything a Core desires)

[ripe forum]

Wait so what about the Votann separates them of they're also just humans who evolved differnrtly

Is it the cloning?

[celest dome]

Weren't the Kin in the same position though ?

[raven stone]

Probably to be honest, with cloning they can edit their DNA however, and they edited their DNA to survive mining and such so...

[flat nimbus]

that and the gene editing and ages of becoming their own distinct group

[storm jungle]

Basically everything and also the cloning. Every League's votann core produces their own brand of Kin with genetic differences and upgrades among other things that fit them to their role

[storm jungle]

Not really no

the OG kin are long dead

theres no species ties that link them to humanity

[flat nimbus]

Ogryn are still ‘naturally occurring’ amongst humanity

[raven stone]

There is no Votann genetic link in the 40k era to link them to humanity, in essence

[storm jungle]

^

[raven stone]

and they themselves don't necessarily have history of their origins (or acknowledge it much)

[storm jungle]

Its why they are "xenos", they dont consider themselves a part of humanity because they literally arent

[celest dome]

Wait

When you say "naturally occuring", you do mean between Ogryn couplings

Not Ogryn + base human

[raven stone]

yes there are female Ogryns

[storm jungle]

^

[raven stone]

in lore

[celest dome]

Yes I knwo

[ripe forum]

Oh so they're just so genetically altered they can't be considered just mutants

[storm jungle]

And ogryns are not genetically deviant enough to not be considered human, they are just mutated. Kin are.

[ripe forum]

Kinda like how a genestealer takes somethings DNA and twists it? Just less extreme?

[storm jungle]

Yes they are also just entirely their own species after like 30 Millennia of gene-editing and cloning

[raven stone]

Not that Imperium of Mankind were known for science, but assuming they did a deep study of a Votann DNA and a human DNA in the 40k era, there would be sufficient divergence for IoM to conclude there is no link despite surface appearances, in essence.

[storm jungle]

Not really no, genestealers literally twist any organic being to a subserviant species that is just brainwashed

This yeah

it gets more complex when you remember all League's cores genetically diversify their clone skeins

[arctic talon]

Kin are designer babies

[storm jungle]

AND you especially the player

because the homebrewer lore literally allows you to give them genetic advantages and boosts

[arctic talon]

Also they do collect ground up sapient meat for something

[celest dome]

But I'm picking at the decisions.
Abhuman as a thing make no sense and already mix different cases.
You have Ogryn and Ratling, who are unable to procreate with anything outside of their bubbles (Ogryn being "multiple bubbles if we want to look at everything)
And you have Psykers, who are chance mutants.
Imo Kins could pass for Abhuman if they travelled inside the Imperium.
Defacto making them "abhuman"

[arctic talon]

We dunno what

But it’s probably not for food

[storm jungle]

Abhuman is just "mutant"

its a cope-term

[celest dome]

Legalese

For any "accepted" group

[raven stone]

The lore kind of addresses this weirdly, by saying that IoM policy is changing for the worse, in essence

[arctic talon]

Nah that’s too liquidy

It’s like more pulpy

[storm jungle]

Yeah you stop being a abhuman when you are too divergent aka dont fit their genetic image of purity

[arctic talon]

The automatons stolen super earth human mcflurryinator separates out the chunks

[ripe forum]

I mean psykers are less of abhumans and more of a universal mutation

[raven stone]

Of course, even if one does accept that on a genetic level any link exists, the racial policy can also just be an excuse for IoM to say they still don't like the Leagues of Votann as an independent power faction

[ripe forum]

At least tomy knowledge

[celest dome]

Legally they're Abhuman

[spring cairn]

nothing wasted, truly the pinnacle

[celest dome]

Same for Blanks

[storm jungle]

Mutation = abhuman

[raven stone]

Considering Votann are not part of IoM structure at all

[storm jungle]

again its just a legal term

[storm jungle]

Also yeah they do whatever the fuck they want basically, they dont give a shit about humans

https://klipy.com/gifs/dwarf-chad-chad-dwarf--k01KQ8CP768TBQES2FNQPX0REHE

[celest dome]

Any straying from the base stock make you an Abhuman, or worse, a mutant

[raven stone]

heh

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skate-board-gif-778367011615093516

[storm jungle]

Votann basically go against everything the Imperium's fascist ideals stands for

[queen laurel]

they genuinely hate the imperium so much they treat the word squat as a slur

[storm jungle]

ye

it basically is tbh

[raven stone]

But yea, even if one cannot agree with the whole DNA/racial thing, remember Leagues of V (being lazy) are an independent faction not part of Imperium of Mankind.~
So even if you were magmanimous enough to skip the whole racial thing, Leagues of V are not IoM, and therefore, war must be had.

Because.

[dapper gyro]

There is only war.

[storm jungle]

As the text above says "varies between abhuman and true xenos"

because the Imperium is stupid

they only get the abhuman title at all because they look like stocky humans

[dapper gyro]

Human can be turned into abhuman if they are mutated but stay loyal, because that's how the Imperium think...

[ripe forum]

So you can be a double abhuman

:>

[storm jungle]

Abhuman is just a mutant

[plush mason]

oh my poor sweet Adamantium Seneshal, you know full well that is a pointless request

[rancid cove]

which is the better pronounciation
Wartorn
War torn
or War-torn

[queen laurel]

An abhuman is just a mutant stable enough to reproduce

[plush mason]

^

[queen laurel]

a stable offshoot of humanity

[dapper gyro]

Gland warriors were once human, but now considered "abhuman".

[raven stone]

I mean weirdly enough, in the Dark Heresy RPG books, the Ordo Hereticus/Sisters of Battle kind of does the right things for the wrong reasonat some points in universe - they clean up polluted hive areas to make sure no non-Warp mutants arise.

[rancid cove]

dilara why did you stare react me

[raven stone]

(not becasue they care about the environment)

[rancid cove]

i am asking a genuine question here

[storm jungle]

Because I can

get over it

[celest dome]

Which again, that doesn't work with both Psyker and Blanks

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-middle-fingle-funny-gif-17979286554671834961

[queen laurel]

yep

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tracksuit-mark-invicible-mark-mark-grayson-brainrot-gif-6158506489624591022

[dapper gyro]

Navigators are barely stable.

[storm jungle]

I mean they are

it just takes awhile to turn into a flesh-whale

[queen laurel]

yes

[dapper gyro]

Because of the gland warrior thing, technically the SM are also abhuman.

[raven stone]

yea the whole system being kind of un-workable is probably part of the satire

[celest dome]

They're quite stable, it's more so the continous use of their power that make them turn to their thing

[queen laurel]

a Navigator plus navigator create a navigator

[storm jungle]

abhuman is mutant

[queen laurel]

So I would put them stable enough they do turn into giant powerful creatures though

[storm jungle]

space marines are regularly referred to as mutants

[raven stone]

There is an entire Ordo Astartes in lore, apparently, that wants to do away with Marines.

[storm jungle]

Not do away

just watch them

[celest dome]

No, that would be augment, Gland Warrior are vat born as that

[storm jungle]

and i cant really blame them because space marines have singlehandedly torn the galaxy in half

lol

[raven stone]

Ok faire enough

[storm jungle]

LET EM COOK

🗣️

[rancid cove]

Gene stealers the second they step in the US

[dapper gyro]

Gland warrior are not vat born.

[raven stone]

but you bet the "Marines are Mutants" lot are in that group lol

[storm jungle]

Its mostly said by people that are well-educated because its pretty correct

a "mutant" is literally any human that is divergent from your base human genome

we literally have them today IRL lol

[rancid cove]

Yeah necromunda pusher is a mutant, nobody can like something so mid that much

[celest dome]

Is it the Afriel Strain that are vat born ?

[dapper gyro]

Afriel strain yes.

[dapper gyro]

Gland men are regular dude stuffed with extra organs.

Kind of weaker version of thunder warrior.

[wary fulcrum]

Sgt Stone, legend

[wary fulcrum]

They’re the clones aren’t they? Cursed AF?

[queen laurel]

Gland warriors fall in artificial abhumans another example would be these guys

artificially created mutants that are stable enough to be replicated

but Goliath are becoming more stable for natural production

[dapper gyro]

Afriel Strains are not clone, they are engineered vat grow human.

[dapper gyro]

Each of them are different each other.

[celest dome]

They're meant to be clones of heroes of the Imperium

True clone of them iirc, which is the reason they're so problematic and often die earlier than planned or someshite like that

[dapper gyro]

Using the genetic marials, not direct cloning.

Like how the Krieg repopulate its troops.

Nah, from the lore, they just have very bad luck...

[wary fulcrum]

They’re up for being considering full abhumans eventually

[wary fulcrum]

Who’re the Macharius clones?

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's why i said Goliath are becoming more stable for natural production, natborn are becoming more and more common thanks to their progress

[wary fulcrum]

They’re also mostly children

Can never stress that enough

[queen laurel]

Yeah they don't live long

They literally get fully formed adult bodies and get jammed the information they need via data slug

to the brain

Sometimes they come out fine sometimes they die

[wary fulcrum]

Such a frikken mental piece of lore

[rancid cove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/invinciblememes/comments/1swwkwu/grand_regent_debbie/ @storm jungle

you will love this

[storm jungle]

saw it and already got it

you underestimate my power

[quiet orchid]

Regent Debbie, yaay

[rancid cove]

I did not think you were such a low life form to roam Reddit

[storm jungle]

they say

roaming reddit

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-bite-cat-bite-gif-9310113311434746591

[storm jungle]

and nah, who the fuck even gets art from reddit?

I follow the artists like normal people

[rancid cove]

I did not think that all the way through apparently

[quiet orchid]

Lynx

[storm jungle]

friendly fire will not be tolerated......

[quiet orchid]

[rocky gale]

Had to make her a leg to replace the pegleg

[storm jungle]

insane sexism

can a girlboss NOT have a missing leg

[rocky gale]

Captain Sargotta is a pirate, unfortunately I don't need a pirate

So bye bye pegleg

[storm jungle]

👎

[rocky gale]

Princeps Praetorii Mivestra Hibran needs both her legs

[wary fulcrum]

So I always assumed the boots were mag sealed

Do you think the peg leg was also mag sealed?

[storm jungle]

Prob not

since its a navy breacher leg that she uses

[rocky gale]

Don't have breachers, so she got a Solar Auxilia leg

[wary fulcrum]

They’re the ones I assumed were mag sealed tbf

[rocky gale]

Hell maybe the Breacher leg she's got is a Bionic and the Auxilia one is her real leg

[storm jungle]

No headcannons allowed ❌

https://klipy.com/gifs/wesker-no-wesker-no-no--k01KQ8EKFMG7E2HCV3VGA33XFMG

[rocky gale]

It's not headcanon when I'm making my own character

This is OC

Do not steal

[wary fulcrum]

Too late

[heady rivet]

Pegging BANNED

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/what-have-i-done-8--k01KQ8EVKH1MDD358ZV10BWHZTZ

[raven stone]

My mini with the parts needed for RT conversion is arriving (hopefully) within the next 2 days if nothing goes wrong

gonna share here once conversion is done too

[rocky gale]

Gonna use Crucible rules for her as well

Her podium is her steed

[raven stone]

Crucible rules, automatic based

[crystal forum]

this week i learned that crouch walking around a room like you're in a video game is a great leg workout

[vagrant fox]

Moving around like Venom Snake is body annihilating

[solid horizon]

I was gonna say based

But then I saw astra militarum 🥀

12 movement damn that's op

[raven stone]

goes to show how fit the guy is

[solid horizon]

I thought sorcerous champion 9" movt was op

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/3Zq5PR3Wuzo?si=3SvWbt7yRpNtpxqz

[rocky gale]

She'll be joining Guardsmen though, so will only be moving that fast after her squad dies

[solid horizon]

Lol

[rancid cove]

[solid horizon]

Wes Boringson

[nocturne crest]

https://vxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/2048810673052749852?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Gerry Conway, co-creator of The Punisher, has died at age 73

He was also known for writing the death of Gwen Stacy in The Amazing Spider-Man

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 27, 2026, 5:05 PM

[rancid cove]

Damn

[nocturne crest]

Also I just had a terrible idea, new chaos bikers, but they're chaos cultists on bikes instead of space marines.

[solid horizon]

Soo

GSC bikers but chaos

[crystal forum]

cultists on space marine bikes?

[nocturne crest]

Cultists on regular bikes.

[nocturne crest]

This.

[crystal forum]

lame

[solid horizon]

I wish ad mech had skitarii bikers instead of robo dog horses

[nocturne crest]

That's why I said it was a terrible idea.

[rocky gale]

Squad get wiped out by enemy fire, meanwhile the Princeps Praetorii