Kind of creepy looking normal guy
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
I think giving him a supernatural angle is genius but im not huge on the design
its weird because i love all Absolute designs minus his
its too simple
storm jungle
i think it works better in some panels too
the multiple rows of smiling teeth is nah 💀
IM COOKED
rancid cove
Cannot take seriously the pre-reveal Joker
like everyone constantly went "thats the seriouest guy ever he does not joke at all" ALL THE FUCKING TIME like yeah we get Joker aint a prankster yet
😭
storm jungle
the best part was people going
"Wow joker funding orphanages and eating people is so goofy!"
yeah it was once
rancid cove
the multiple rows of smiling teeth is nah 💀
reminds me of the Master in Doctor Who where he haves a ungodly amount of teeth
arctic talon
"Wow joker funding orphanages and eating people is so goofy!"
Ngl I never found that goofy
I found that like
In line lol
rancid cove
Neither did I
storm jungle
It is goofy until people realise how horrific some rich people are IRL
rancid cove
i found it was fitting
storm jungle
like the fetus revival thing was inspired by a rich guy IRL who uses his own son's blood to "stay young" like what the fu-
rancid cove
that shit is probably lighthearted compared to what irl rich people actually do
rancid cove
there are some shit so horrific that it would probably be better for it to kept mystery
storm jungle
tbh im glad it exists because now you can finally fucking tell people to shut up when something is "too unrealistic" when it comes to the horrors people can do
they always downplay it and say rich people could never do [insert here] IRL
Yes. They would.
its literally what hedonism is
rancid cove
**Yes. They would.**
Wendigoon "'The government wouldnt do that!' yes, yes they would." quote always works for this type of shit
There is literally no limit with these people
Nothing is bounding them from not doing. They have the money, the means and the contacts to make anything they want real and there are people willing to do it
storm jungle
Again when you got everything you get bored fast
and when you get bored fast you start "experimenting"
rancid cove
There are some shit that even Satan himself could not come up with
rancid cove
oh how I could just...
storm jungle
LMFAO
rancid cove
anyways, time to do some lore-digging for the best way to develop my warbands organisation/hierarchy system
copper island
surreal nest
i completely missed the world event today
What happened
crystal forum
What happened
turn on any news channel
surreal nest
No
crystal forum
good
however you'll be hearing about this for the next few months
it will be insufferable
surreal nest
Why what happened
crystal forum
Why what happened
assassination attempt against dear leader
surreal nest
Awha
crystal forum
and it is also pretty memable
surreal nest
Twas yesterday!
crystal forum
so expect that for a while
celest cedar
oh the white house dinner thing
crystal forum
Twas yesterday!
says 6 hours ago for me
surreal nest
Im confused as to why they initially said the suspect was dead but now he is arrested
Are they stupid
rancid cove
and it is also pretty memable
How the situation at the white house was genuinely described by right wingers
crystal forum
you dont kill a hydra by cutting off its head
surreal nest
you dont kill a hydra by cutting off its head
What if I have the plasma cutter from dead space and its maxed out
What then
crystal forum
What if I have the plasma cutter from dead space and its maxed out
necromorph in the vent behind you
surreal nest
For the longest time I thought the suicide bomber meme was from batman arkham city idk why
I guess I didn't see the floating cars
copper island
doesnt require lee harvey oswald levels of fed brainwashing or marine training
crystal forum
oh wait fuck you're right its from DS3
copper island
to assassinate world leaders
surreal nest
oh wait fuck you're right its from DS3
I legitimately just discovered this rn I swear I thought this was from batman 
copper island
granted, it helps
copper island
you dont kill a hydra by cutting off its head
i am aware
crystal forum
I legitimately just discovered this rn I swear I thought this was from batman <:...
i barely played that game too
1 and 2 are the good ones
crystal forum
on paper
surreal nest
How is it soulless its just a good repackaging of a previously perfect game
crystal forum
some elements are usually lost in a remake
especially when done by a completely different studio
surreal nest
Yeah but what elements were lost
The game is identical save for Isaac Clarke being an actual character and some mechanic changes
And more side content
crystal forum
i dont think you'll agree with me regardless of what my points will be
crystal forum
not worth it
copper island
initiating goop mode
surreal nest
You're baiting me
copper island
surreal nest
Well because I'm genuinely curious
crystal forum
it's a matter of personal taste i think
surreal nest
The company isnt paying me to defend them
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353572876296519690/1365948815965683712/3...
Banger
crystal forum
The company isnt paying me to defend them
well to be quite honest it's mostly a vibe thing
and it's hard to describe
so i wont because idk how
arctic talon
copper island
as soon as u post ur opinions we will vehemently attack and thought-terminate you
surreal nest
I can see that reasoning the vibes are very different to me as well
arctic talon
as soon as u post ur opinions we will vehemently attack and thought-terminate yo...
We many
Kill disagreer
copper island
we, as in ALL OF us
surreal nest
I dont really like the new zero g mechanics they give me a migraine
arctic talon
All as one
crystal forum
part of me is also really still pissed at DS's studio being shut down
all because solo games became unprofitable for like a couple years
then they're profitable again
dead space is part of my childhood
surreal nest
I miss actual linear games like dead space i am actually so sick and tired of open world content and like camps to do and shit
Im so exhausted from it
celest cedar
all because solo games became unprofitable for like a couple years
back when EA thought live service games is the future
and they proceed to eat their own words 💀
crystal forum
I miss actual linear games like dead space i am actually so sick and tired of op...
i really liked metro exodus
probably one of the best done semi open world types
crystal forum
yeah
surreal nest
I havent gotten past 2 tbh
crystal forum
exodus is great
and i'm only now realizing that metro isnt popular in north america
glass drum
metro 2 is great too
surreal nest
I know they had a vr game come out but I think it sucks
glass drum
We got 2039 comin as well
crystal forum
I know they had a vr game come out but I think it sucks
oh that one isnt made by the main studio so it's safe to ignore
it's decent according to reviews
i still have yet to play it
crystal forum
We got 2039 comin as well
im modelling an abzat to print in anticipation
i hope it will be in the game
coolest metro gun
glass drum
im modelling an abzat to print in anticipation
Noice
glass drum
Pretty does seem pretty under rated talking about it..
crystal forum
thing is massive
although interestingly not to scale for a real dshk
i found that out
glass drum
Dont even remember half the gun's name in metro
But i can recognize the bolt air pump gun anywhere
glass drum
Oh yeh for sure
I remember the Saiga
Cant wait to see if they can atleast add gun modification in 2039
crystal forum
The weird arc ak
the leaks are bullshit!!!
stop looking at them
a lot of them are from the cancelled 2034 game
languid meadow
Not talking about the leaks
Talking about this fucking thing
New hell breath ?
crystal forum
that looks like hellbreath to me
languid meadow
crystal forum
those are coils
it's a coilgun
hellbreath
well the hellbreath was a railgun
but still
languid meadow
Hell breath was also way bigger
Also the game will probably have exodus customization since new kalash stock
crystal forum
hey a lot of the guns look way different in exodus so maybe the hellbreath got a change too
i genuinely do not like the exodus bastard
languid meadow
And new smg
crystal forum
And new smg
thats a bastard
look the guy behind has the old mag
like a modernized bastard
languid meadow
Oh yeah
crystal forum
looks like the novoreich got some standardization going
languid meadow
The 4th Reich had some but not much
Only the redline, hanza, and Spartans had actually standardization before
crystal forum
noboreich has access to the armory now
and all the metro
so they might have actually gotten some shit working again
languid meadow
I do wonder what happened to hanza
Since they were the biggest faction in terms of manpower
Even out matching the red line
crystal forum
idk how the reich took over tbh
probably involves taking over D6
remember that D6 has enough firepower to level the entire metro
hunter being in charge means he might have sold out D6 to the reich and taken over
celest cedar
rancid cove
chaos gods watching the Horus vs Emperor fight
copper island
cool abominatus art by eddy davila
rancid cove
This guys mask and choice of weapon is so fucking funny
Imagine that fuck ass grin as he lashes you
rancid cove
sacred ginkgo
Rogue trader is only really fun late act 1 to late act 3
Maybe a bit into act 4 in the usual power fantasy way
But beyond that is just letting your 1 turn combo rip every encounter
main ice
Is there a canonical reason as to why we only send 4 man parties in on missions when we could send more?
copper island
Is there a canonical reason as to why we only send 4 man parties in on missions ...
cus we're supposed to be covert ops
penal covert ops albeit
and probably cus only four rejects can fit on the storm raptor
arctic talon
Is there a canonical reason as to why we only send 4 man parties in on missions ...
We're semi disposable and we're meant to get in and out
The size of the hordes also isn't lore accurate
as funny as that would be
main ice
and probably cus only four rejects can fit on the storm raptor
But for missions like campaign 1 where we have a dedicated safe landing area that we have secured wouldn't it be smarter to send more dudes
arctic talon
and probably cus only four rejects can fit on the storm raptor
assuming the Storm raptor is a normal valk it has a capacity of 12
main ice
The size of the hordes also isn't lore accurate
Is the strength of bosses lore accurate?
arctic talon
Is the strength of bosses lore accurate?
it depends
main ice
Cuz I find it hard to believe that 4 conscripts can beat up captains in armies and like 200 dudes running them down
arctic talon
the captains wouldn't all have refactor fields lore wise
copper island
assuming the Storm raptor is a normal valk it has a capacity of 12
its very tiny
arctic talon
and some weapons can just instantly fucking kill them
lol
like
plasma just kills you
you die
main ice
it depends
I feel like the Karnak twins shouldn't have any difficulty wiping teams
Though I am very not versed in 40k lore
arctic talon
Yeah but they also would be way squishier in lore
copper island
i think the karnaks are just regular guys
main ice
Yeah but they also would be way squishier in lore
Aren't they super soldiers or something?
arctic talon
and have some blessings of nurgle
arctic talon
Aren't they super soldiers or something?
no
main ice
Sorry darktide is my first warhammer game
arctic talon
nah don't be sorry
But the Karnak twins are just 2 normal Twins from a noble family
with nice equipment
arctic talon
And the blessings of nurgle
which would definetly help them out
in terms of not dying
but plasma gun to the torso/head tends to kill anything remotely human sized in 40k
main ice
I don't completely get who nurgle is but from what I can tell he's like the god the heretics worship or smth
copper island
most of the guns would probably incapacitate and kill in one shot
main ice
but plasma gun to the torso/head tends to kill anything remotely human sized in ...
Can ogryns tank the shots?
arctic talon
Yeah Nurgle is the Chaos god of Decay, Disease, Despair and rebirth
copper island
most of the guns would probably incapacitate and kill in one shot
autos and lasguns especially
arctic talon
Can ogryns tank the shots?
no
they could endure lasguns and auto guns
but plasma kind of just kills you
main ice
but plasma kind of just *kills you*
Mmm I can tell from ingame
arctic talon
plasma can be used to instantly kill space marines/deal with light vehicles
copper island
I don't completely get who nurgle is but from what I can tell he's like the god ...
nurgle is one of the four chaos gods that permeate the warp
he is the god of decay, plague, and toxic stuff and rebirth
arctic talon
copper island
this heretic cult in particular worships nurgle
arctic talon
Also Rinda's power sword would kind of mess up anyone without a power weapon lol
Because you can't block a power weapon without a weapon with a powerfield or something like a refractor shield
arctic talon
Isn't it a plasma pistol?
copper island
i dunno
main ice
plasma can be used to instantly kill space marines/deal with light vehicles
And apparently delete toughness 😭
arctic talon
LOL
copper island
im not big into the lore either so
arctic talon
And apparently delete toughness 😭
tbh if Darktide was lore accurate this game would be rocket tag lol
Aside from for the Psyker and Ogryn
main ice
tbh if Darktide was lore accurate this game would be rocket tag lol
Rocket tag?
arctic talon
Ogryn because they're thick and Psyker because they can protect themselves
arctic talon
Rocket tag?
you get shot you die horrifiically lol
main ice
you get shot you die horrifiically lol
Ooh
main ice
hence playing tag with rockets
So just spam down grenades got it
arctic talon
which can protect you from like
A chunk of the guns the Moebians and Cult of admonition use
its like getting shot irl with armor on
its going to fucking suck 💀
and some of the stuff they use can just get through flak armor like the Gunners Hotshot Volleygun
main ice
Oh yeah what's the faction we are on? Cuz I recall that zola and rannick were having a talk about shaking moebian morale in the karnak mission, but dukane and others are aligned with moebians
arctic talon
Oh yeah what's the faction we are on? Cuz I recall that zola and rannick were ha...
The Imperium. The Moebian sixth are specifically a traitor guard regiment
The other moebians are loyalists
copper island
add these guys with the big ass flamethrowers
arctic talon
Specifically the Rejects are part of the Inqusition
copper island
Oh yeah what's the faction we are on? Cuz I recall that zola and rannick were ha...
we are apart of the imperial inquisition, specifically inquisitor grendyl's warband
arctic talon
which is the Imperiums secret police which can be thought of as like
fusing every single horrific secret police organization irl
with no oversight
main ice
I'm gonna nod my head along and pretend I understand what all those factions are lmao
copper island
with no oversight
no secret police organizations have oversight el oh el
arctic talon
some have some oversight 
main ice
I'm here for the stabbing not really understand what we are fighting for
copper island
I'm gonna nod my head along and pretend I understand what all those factions are...
the imperium is the giant fascist genocidal empire you fight for
arctic talon
I'm gonna nod my head along and pretend I understand what all those factions are...
The Imperium is what most of humanity is stuck under.
its a shithole authoritarian regime
lemme grab the uh
copper island
trillions of people die every single day under the imperium
arctic talon
bit from every book opening one moment
copper island
yeah grab the cool intro thing
lol
In The Grim Darkness Of The Far Future, There Is Only War
main ice
The Imperium is what most of humanity is stuck under.
its a shithole authoritar...
Oh...and here I thought the imperium was largely good with a little bit of exploitation
copper island
Oh...and here I thought the imperium was largely good with a little bit of explo...
living conditions of said "good guys"
arctic talon
Oh...and here I thought the imperium was largely good with a little bit of explo...
"To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable."
main ice
living conditions of said "good guys"
I mean I thought it was just b/c humanity grew too large
copper island
yes we are the good guys
arctic talon
I mean I thought it was just b/c humanity grew too large
The adeptus mechanicus literally work people to death and just import new people to work to death 💀
copper island
I mean I thought it was just b/c humanity grew too large
no the whole point of the imperium is that they intentionally keep their common folks stagnant and decaying
main ice
So overpopulation isn't the issue understood
arctic talon
The people hadron is part of
copper island
they are excruingingly ignorant and bureaucratic, they are an ultra-totalitarian militaristic fuedal society
arctic talon
Tbh Hadron probably would have rather all the rejects gotten a lobotomy lol
copper island
So overpopulation isn't the issue understood
no theyre fucking evil
like there is no justification for them
they are straight evil
arctic talon
I LOVE ENSLAVING PEOPLE
main ice
Wow
arctic talon
I LOVE KILLING INNOCENTS
main ice
Where the rebellions
arctic talon
RAAAAAAAAAAAAH
arctic talon
Where the rebellions
The Chaos cult ingame is one
There's also many others
Rebellions are the main thing the Imperium stomps down
copper island
Where the rebellions
most rebellions take place in the form of chaos cults and xenos insurrections
arctic talon
Sure Orks are a massive issue
but turns out when you treat the people like shit
they'll fight back eventually
copper island
the imperium will destroy entire planets and sentence entire human populations to death just to staunch the flow of chaos
main ice
Rebellions are the main thing the Imperium stomps down
Surely with the sheer number of bodies that rebellions would use one would be successful
copper island
Surely with the sheer number of bodies that rebellions would use one would be su...
oh there was, kinda
The Horus Heresy
as for one
copper island
yes
the imperium cracks down hard on rebellions, that and planets are super decentralized from each other so rebellions without outside cooperation are almost impossible
arctic talon
^
The fact the Moebian rebellion is as sucessful as it is, is a failure on multiple levels of the Imperiums regime structure
ironically
copper island
the imperium is basically the HRE, a giant malaise of feudal planetdoms which all unite under the banner of religious fanaticism, ignorant bureaucracy and extreme desperation
HRE if you mixed them with space nazis
el oh el
copper island
The fact the Moebian rebellion is as sucessful as it is, is a failure on multipl...
true!
arctic talon
There's like also a lot of more horrific regimes lol
they got bits from Mussolini's flavor of facism where regionalism is bad
copper island
yes we know
arctic talon
And everyone is united under one shared banner
copper island
they are fascists
arctic talon
yes
copper island
they are class-collaborating fascists with some of the worst social cohesion ever to be seen in fascism
main ice
Well I guess that's all my questions answered
Thanks for being so patient with me
I'll be back if I have more questions once I'm done being clapped by this havoc mission
copper island
So overpopulation isn't the issue understood
adding on this: overpopulation is one of the imperium's biggest pointers
cramming billions of people into continent-sized rat holes is not an issue for the imperium
the imperium constantly needs manpower and labour-power in order to keep their infernal war machine turning
but at the same time, the massive population of the imperium is barely manageable as is, entire hive cities can get displaced via bureaucratic failures and there is a constant, neverending demand for massive agricultural and industrial support
main ice
go get that bag
Nah I'm helping low havoc for the penance lol
arctic talon
ah
main ice
but at the same time, the massive population of the imperium is barely manageabl...
Ok that makes sense
celest cedar
copper island
main ice
the imperium constantly needs manpower and labour-power in order to keep their i...
I wouldn't be wrong in assuming that the stupid population stops the conscripts from revolting right
Or just dying to throw the mission for the heretic groups?
The only rational explanation I can think of myself is that we are instilled with extreme loyalty from an early age which is why we are willing to be so disposable
arctic talon
The only rational explanation I can think of myself is that we are instilled wit...
that is exactly why
The Imperium loves propaganda and faith
its faith is a literal death cult
martyrdom is celebrated
copper island
I wouldn't be wrong in assuming that the stupid population stops the conscripts ...
well yes
a stupid, dogmatic population wouldnt know any better
main ice
martyrdom is celebrated
Woo blood for the blood god
copper island
no commoner in 40k is educated and there is a reason why
arctic talon
BLOOOD FOR THE EMPEROR SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE
copper island
anything resembling critical thought is heresy by imperium standards
copper island
The only rational explanation I can think of myself is that we are instilled wit...
well it's not just that
we ARE disposable
brainwashed or not, everybody in the imperium is disposable
main ice
brainwashed or not, everybody in the imperium is disposable
Including military officials?
Like not the top but like field officiers or whatever the equivalent is
copper island
depends
usually high-ranking military officials and nobility are more important to the imperium than regular soldiers
field officers not included probably
main ice
usually high-ranking military officials and nobility are more important to the i...
So like Dukane morrow hadron Zola are all important enough to not get sent into the meat grinder?
arctic talon
Including military officials?
even then they are ultimately disposable
spare osprey
brainwashed or not, everybody in the imperium is disposable
C'mooon, we ain't disposable.
Look how many Burgles we kill every mission.
We're the best guys arooound.
arctic talon
So like Dukane morrow hadron Zola are all important enough to not get sent into ...
Hadron would consider herself disposable due to the ideology of the Cult mechanicus and her ranking within it.
everything is disposable in the Quest for knowledge
She doesn't want to die, but if dying meant advancing the Mechanicus's goals she would be glad to do so
main ice
Hadron would consider herself disposable due to the ideology of the Cult mechani...
Damn if I had a nickel for every time a person belonging to a knowledge faction would die in the pursuit of knowledge I would have 2 nickels
arctic talon
lol
but ultimately everyone is disposable to the Imperium lore wise
aside from the very very very very very top of the echelon
and even then they will be replaced
copper island
So like Dukane morrow hadron Zola are all important enough to not get sent into ...
dukane is a militarum commissar who has taken control of the 53rd steelheads on atoma, she is very important because commissars are very high-ranking field commanders as well as political officers
morrow is a lowly sergeant-major, but he is an inquisitorial asset who is providing his veteran expertise to the warband
hadron is a techno archeologist and representative of the adeptus mechanicus from mars, who helps in the manufacture of weapons and upkeep of equipment for the warband
zola is an inquisitorial acolyte and interrogator rannick's protege, who also helps lead missions
all of these people are expendable
main ice
Is the emperor some immortal omniscient being or just some really really old family
copper island
Is the emperor some immortal omniscient being or just some really really old fam...
he is the carrion emperor of the imperium
spare osprey
Emperah gonna live forever.
main ice
dukane is a militarum commissar who has taken control of the 53rd steelheads on ...
Man I really need context on warhammer lore lol since I understand very little
I'll find the lore somewhere else I suppose
copper island
as of now, the god-emperor is a vegetable who requires the souls of ten thousand people every day to live
arctic talon
I'll find the lore somewhere else I suppose
read the lexicanum
its a pretty good wiki
copper island
as of now, the god-emperor is a vegetable who requires the souls of ten thousand...
but for all intents and purposes, he is immortal, and he is very omniscient
arctic talon
Is the emperor some immortal omniscient being or just some really really old fam...
The Emperor was a human who ascended into an incredibly powerful psyker. He ended up nearly dying and was put on the Golden Throne which keeps him alive
main ice
I assume that the scab faction in the game is the moebian 6th right? And dregs are the heretics?
arctic talon
as long as you feed hm souls
arctic talon
I assume that the scab faction in the game is the moebian 6th right? And dregs a...
Yes
main ice
Coolio
arctic talon
The Dregs are the Cult of Admonition and the Scabs are the Moebian 6th
copper island
I assume that the scab faction in the game is the moebian 6th right? And dregs a...
yes
they are both the heretics
errant owl
Very off topic, would some imperial knight houses have access to human history and other information from before the age of strife because of their working machines from the Dark Age of Technology?
arctic talon
Very off topic, would some imperial knight houses have access to human history a...
it depends™
copper island
but the moebian 6th are the brawns, and the cult of admonition are the brains
arctic talon
there's also less of the 6th then the cultists
copper island
Very off topic, would some imperial knight houses have access to human history a...
probably 🤷🏽♀️
arctic talon
the cultists are ironically more expendable
then the trained soldiers of the 6th
despite them masterminding the rebellion
copper island
i guess the moebian 6th are the brains because they have tactical expertise
copper island
they are both brawns and brains in their own rights
errant owl
I was just randomly thinking about adding markings similar to a B-17 bomber onto a Knight Castellan I’m going to be building and painting soon and I realized that if Knights had machines from the Dark Age of Technology that were actually working they might know about it themselves
arctic talon
that would be cool
copper island
imperial knight piloting nobles would probably squander their technological prowess on dumb things
like money
does the imperium have a set currency
errant owl
Like today’s sponsor Warhammer Tacticus!
copper island
or is it just a barter economy
or is it like the actual holy roman empire where every single decentralized fiefdom had their own form of currency
errant owl
or is it just a barter economy
From what I understand about how the mechanicus and the Knight worlds trade, it’s bartering, treasure, and resources like minerals, food, and iron
arctic talon
does the imperium have a set currency
No
Different sectors tend to have different currencies
I.E in The Moebian Dominion its the Aquilla
arctic talon
In Calaxis its the Thrones
Alecto has fucking slates
Necromunda has credits™
Also Solars for the Macharian sector
yes they printed Macharius on them lmao
copper island
i am aware how decentralized currency systems work
copper island
Also Solars for the Macharian sector
mapooparian
unique bronze
is that like a first ed warhammer pop quiz or something 
arctic talon
is that like a first ed warhammer pop quiz or something <:KEKW_ogryn:10220771883...
yeah
last meadow
i've only seen this in sticker form until now and didn't realize that it was an Ainz clip 💀💀
solid horizon
C
full obsidian
It looks like something you would find on a McDonald toy box
fervent geode
Hive Tyrant Lupercal
unique bronze
that one guy looks like he has tubes going to his crotch
urban spire
middle third of this guy's got moves
all the abrahamic religions came up while there were a shitzillion feral scavenger dogs, so a shallow reading of them makes it look like they all hate dogs, but historically nah they had pet dogs, guard dogs and work dogs like every other aggricultural civilization
raven stone
all the abrahamic religions came up while there were a shitzillion feral scaveng...
I do feel a lot of Abeahamic religions suffer from lack of updating the context in which their texts were written
And the fanatical ones insist on following what is written to the exact letter
celest dome
to their specific interpretation of what is written tbh
urban spire
dogs have been with us longer than bread
we are a species that loves to hold out one hand and try to make a connection with a completely different species
even though most of the time that gets us super mauled
the small handful of times it worked out it worked out so good though
raven stone
I mean, small but significant. Horses, cows, pigs, cats, dogs, sheep, chicken...
timid pasture
B!
scenic trout
urban spire
we keep trying to make friends with bears
celest dome
But if friend shaped, why not friend
heady rivet
How it feels to have an Escher pfp
urban spire
dissolve the funny blue pill under your tongue NOW
i should be allowed to forcefem anyone i see with a anime girl pfp
raven stone
Heh
And that is why I refuse to use any living thing as a pfp lol
Today on Teh Net Funnies
lament steppe
Did yall know about the gene stealer thats hiding near the throne on terra?
rancid cove
Huh
unique bronze
i remember reading about some genestealer cult in hy brasil (formerly alaska apparently) and they sent custodes to deal with it
but couldn't 100% root it out I think?
lament steppe
They didnt
unique bronze
yeah
lament steppe
The gene stealer is fucking gigantic
unique bronze
so the aassumption was theyre still around terra
lament steppe
At any moment there could be those parasites on terra as a result and I wanna see that
unique bronze
sounds like a 40k endtimes thing if we're ever getting one
lament steppe
There's also the malice and star child issue
Things be hitting peak climax soin
Soon*
celest dome
Lol
unique bronze
i know a bit about star child, whats malice
lament steppe
Potentially a split part of the emperor that became malice
unique bronze
celest dome
Nothing will happen to Terra as they're not wanting to see it change up too much
dapper gyro
Things be hitting peak climax soin
Soon for the last 20 years...
celest dome
Malice is wholly separate from the potential Chaos God Emp
That would be the Dark King (Encroaching Ruin)
heady rivet
Nothing will happen to Terra as they're not wanting to see it change up too much
Another 20 trillion years of Status Quo
lament steppe
That would be the Dark King (Encroaching Ruin)
Ooooh I mixed them up, woops
unique bronze
id like to see what Guilliman and Lion meet up at the least
hallow saddle
malice is old and outdated and isnt in 40k any more
unique bronze
i think Lynxiee mentioned Lion wanted to meet Guilliman now somewhere at the end of the 500 worlds codex?
dapper gyro
Still in 40K, just not important at all.
steel ingot
i feel like also gw is very wary of doing an "end times™2" cause 40k is their money machine
but thats my personal conspiracy theory to infinite 40k stagnation
dapper gyro
Sons of Malice were active during the fall of Cadia.
rancid cove
malice is old and outdated and isnt in 40k any more
Still is GW just doesnt mentions it a lot
summer mural
I read like the first issue of absolute ww, so..she's basically zagreus
steel ingot
the stakes constantly ramp up yet still result in nothing of substance go figure
summer mural
and also mildly violent
unique bronze
maybe they should fix their 40 thousand consistentsies
celest dome
malice is old and outdated and isnt in 40k any more
He still is iirc.
Just with the Sons of Malice Warband though
steel ingot
like they BLEW UP cadia yet somehow some way there's an infinite ammount of cadians being so proud of their dust they call a homeworld
heady rivet
i think Lynxiee mentioned Lion wanted to meet Guilliman now somewhere at the end...
"Brother. We need to talk"
steel ingot
like no actual change to them as a faction or group they're just a little madder now
summer mural
well they also have a fortress on an asteroid thats basically new cadia
steel ingot
BLOW THAT UP TOO
unique bronze
"Brother. We need to talk"
Peak
heady rivet
"Brother. We need to talk"
dapper gyro
There are multiple "new Cadia".
steel ingot
drunk drive the vengeful spirit into that bum ass fortress
summer mural
40k doesnt have any logical numbers, theres infinite detachments and infinite strike teams and infinite warbands for everything, it depends on the writer
steel ingot
fuck em all
dapper gyro
Including some whole Cadian regiments on the Phalanx.
summer mural
also most of the marine chapters are constantly stating they are depleted and near extinction half the time, but they still just get 1k marines for that one operation
at least the black templars are honest, theyve basically got tyranid numbers
unique bronze
steel ingot
I just think its such wasted potential and honestly sours the cadians for me that like their whole fucking planet, the entire source of their unshakeable pride that defines cadias BLEW THE FUCK UP and it has changed nothing about them, its still "we're the guys who defend the chaos gate we're unshakable" like jesus hell
dapper gyro
lol, their number can regenerate back for full strength in about 10 years.
rancid cove
40k doesnt have any logical numbers, theres infinite detachments and infinite st...
My warband has almost the size of a proxy legion while not being near red corsairs or black legion at same time 
I have reached 40k writer status
steel ingot
like okay sure our whole defining trait really means nothing now lmao
dapper gyro
The SM are hard to make, but it doesn't take that long.
summer mural
like okay sure our whole defining trait really means nothing now lmao
it never did
dapper gyro
Basically about the same amount of time for a normal human to become a veteran guardsman.
summer mural
i read that as vegetarian guardsmen first
unique bronze
just a skinny ahh guardsman cuz he dont want the corpse starche rations
summer mural
also I like daemons in fantasy, 40k doesnt handle daemons very well
dapper gyro
Ork is vegetable, so that check out?
unique bronze
arent they ore like molds
steel ingot
MUSHROOMS ARENT VEGETABLES
unique bronze
apparently
summer mural
mushrooms are fruits yes
steel ingot
they're fungus im gonna yell
steel ingot
fungus is its own plant animal freakazoid not even closely related to the grand tree of plants that we see greening all over the planet
they are the secret third thing
dapper gyro
This is orks, the in universe call it fungus, but what if it is actually tree?
unique bronze
i mean they bleed
unique bronze
summer mural
also the aos orks look like bananas theyve got a bunch of yellow
unique bronze
the bigger banana
dapper gyro
The only reason that the SM numbers are so limited and controlled in the lore is because they don't want too many of the SM fall to chaos.
celest dome
Be pissed off about anything 🤷
summer mural
does he just hang around a forest planet somewhere like the predator and hunt a bunch of animals and flense their skulls for eternity
he cant even fly iirc
celest dome
He get summoned to different worlds, slaughter indiscriminately
And fuck back off to the Warp
summer mural
laaaamee
when does he have character growth and decide to maintain a wellbeing journal
rancid cove
Look at Man-Spider from the new Spider Man Noir movie
summer mural
based
now thats something I can get behind Kraven hunting
an actual spiderman
does the noir movie have a villain
rancid cove
I think so teah i didnt really watch the trailer just saw bits and pieces online
summer mural
also isnt it supposed to be some nic cage project
rancid cove
Yeah
summer mural
that doesnt look like Mr Cage
rancid cove
Thats because its not him
solid horizon
How old is the feller now
rancid cove
Man spider is a different character
summer mural
I still think cage would have made a better johnny silverhand instead of keanu
summer mural
nic cage can do anything, hes entertainment overload
tbh I dont like keanu having vast sums of dialogue
hes got a very dry delivery
summer mural
and a monotonous voice
rancid cove
Yeah because johnny is dry
solid horizon
Keanu Reeves is there because Johnny Mnemonic
rancid cove
He tries to come up as a cool ass mf who served as a martyr
summer mural
ALTHOUGH
and I am loathe to say this
but keanu might have been a better ghost rider
solid horizon
Yup
summer mural
Keanu saying stuff like lets ride and back to hell works
just let him do movements rest of the time
solid horizon
When do we get Nicolas Cage perturabo
rancid cove
No
solid horizon
Lucius then
summer mural
nocturne crest
Look at Man-Spider from the new Spider Man Noir movie
Apparently, Doppelganger is going ot appear in this too.
summer mural
Lucius Cage would be so dope
summer mural
but it wouldnt be as good roboute cage
solid horizon
Trazyn cage
summer mural
rancid cove
Lucius Cage would be so dope
Lucius needs to be a twink
Nicolas Cage could be a good Maloghurst or The Half Heard
nocturne crest
Apparently, Doppelganger is going ot appear in this too.
rancid cove
summer mural
carnage is a good villain tbh
why does he have like 20 seperate absolute comics though
rancid cove
Because milking money is what corpos do
solid horizon
Nicolas Cage alpharius and John Travolta omegon
summer mural
also part of why carnage is so cool is because hes post venom and you really start to see venoms decency once carnage is around, and venom ate folks.
solid horizon
Gulp
nocturne crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079924946370826262/1349007972931735552/T...
summer mural
also one of venoms big W's is that spidey sense doesnt trigger it , and thats even more funny with carnage
since he can morph into other people and walk around peter with huge murderous intent
nocturne crest
also one of venoms big W's is that spidey sense doesnt trigger it , and thats ev...
Funny you mention that:
They just had Peter bond with Carnage.
rancid cove
Ngl Carnage is a cool ass name might steal it for some shit
summer mural
yep
carnage's premise is really cool
a symbiote bonds with a full blown psycopath
and brock is just a jilted reporter
he makes venom look heroic af
rancid cove
Alright chat
nocturne crest
peters gotta be a nicer guy than kletus though
It doesn't last long, but apparently, they bond over anger.
rancid cove
My warband Accursed Cohort works in grand companies that me calls Battalions
What do we think of title "Warmonger" for each captain of a battalion?
sharp pollen
nocturne crest
Tbh, Imagine if chaos gods decided to make the obliterator virus sentient and it just jump from a CSM to a guardsmen.
rancid cove
grand battalion>company
Yes, it is like that
Its just that the warband calls it different just to be different
nocturne crest
Obliterator cultists would be cool, just humans with lasguns or auto-guns popping out of their chest or knees.
rancid cove
The regular human body would not be able to survive that
The virus still spreads to humans, they just end up dying
summer mural
My warband Accursed Cohort works in grand companies that me calls Battalions
Wha...
I mean it sounds fine tbh
anything beats "captain"
you can call them lord warmonger or something
rancid cove
I wanted special cool names for the grand companies leaders
Like how IW name theirs warsmiths
rancid cove
I think Warmongers are cool enough, lord overdoes it
summer mural
does the warband have a theme
rancid cove
I can send you the overview i did yesterday
Changed it a bit but cant send the updated version cause im on mobile and the app doesnt have cloud for free
rancid cove
anything beats "captain"
Captains are ranks given to lesser champions inside the grand companies
So it would be
Warmonger (grand company captain)
Captain (basically sergeants) for specialized leaders of detachments inside the Battalion
dapper gyro
Being illogical is very chaos like.
summer mural
Captains are ranks given to lesser champions inside the grand companies
So it ...
just get rid of captain imo
call the sergeants battlechiefs or something
or warbringers
rancid cove
summer mural
etc
rancid cove
Ok yeah warbringers is better
rancid cove
Now the termie squads which some times can be seen escorting the warband leader is gonna be tough i think
summer mural
probably call a unit of your berserker type dudes wardrunks
rancid cove
Lmao
Those are just gonna be called average 40k terms
"Designated Berserker squads"
Or some shit
rancid cove
I thought of just calling them Decimators
summer mural
that can work sure
lemme google synonyms
youve got annihilators
exterminators
eradicators
pillagers
ruiners
ravagers is pretty cool
rancid cove
dapper gyro
Brutalizer
rancid cove
Pillaging aint really the warbands thing, they dont like doing generic ass raids for looting
They are forced to sometimes but their main thing is legit taking over a planet completely
summer mural
you can also just call them something like " The Wartorn"
rancid cove
you can also just call them something like " The Wartorn"
I was gonna call the mutated fellas of the warband (from either chaos boons or just gene-seed defect) Wartorn
rancid cove
The Wartorn for the mutated and "Helforged" for the possessed
rancid cove
exterminators
Aint exterminator squads already a thing?
summer mural
ultramarines. Disgusting.
yes they are
so are devastator squads
well I dunno if primaris have devastators
what are primaris heavy bolter teams called
rancid cove
I think its just (heavy gun name) intercessor squad lowkey
dapper gyro
It is just heavy intercessor...
rancid cove
They took the cool battleroles the firstborn used to have
And then added reavers
I think I'll just call the termie squads Decimators for now
Ravagers is also a cool sounding one
tough haven
Gods I cant wait for DOW4, Im playing DOW1 but I suck at it vs hard AI
you just get straight up outmanaged
rancid cove
I wanted something like "Huscarls" which the Red Corsairs have
tough haven
It'll be nice to play against people when the new game comes out
summer mural
dow2 is my personal fav of the series
rancid cove
Plus total war40k
Gonna get my ass kicked to the easy AI cause i lowkey do not know how to play
But it will be fun
summer mural
mostly because dow2 has a huge narrative and character focus compared to dow1
and 3 is just universal garbage
but dow1 has better scale, basebuilding etc
rancid cove
Wait
rancid cove
Post primaris do marines still go for the process of being assigned into Heavy and Assault squads before being turned into Intercessors/Tacticals?
Or are they assigned Intercessors without serving in the other types?
dapper gyro
Mostly into Vanguard or intercessor, then moving on from that.
rancid cove
It should be
Reaver > assault > heavy > Intercessor why do they move on from vanguard straight into intercessor
It doesnt make fucking sense
dapper gyro
I have hard time understanding your chart.
rancid cove
The codex astartes truly is a bunch of bullshit
rancid cove
I have hard time understanding your chart.
Newly recruited are put to serve in the reaver squads, which then should be moved on by serving time either in Assault or Heavy squads to develop skills and discipline in both fields and then be turned intercessors aka tacticals
dapper gyro
Reaver?
rancid cove
Thats how it was before
Marines did service in devastators/assault squads before turning tacticals
dapper gyro
Reiver!
dapper gyro
Citation?
rancid cove
I think its in the 9th astartes codex hol on
dapper gyro
Reaver > assault > heavy > Intercessor why do they move on from vanguard straight into intercessor
The assault and heavy are roles. The type is intercessor, it is not a progression.
hallow saddle
stupid chud phone with the autopedantry
dapper gyro
The phobos are usually 8 and 9 coy.
rancid cove
dapper gyro
Link?
dapper gyro
Sorry, it is not that I don't trust you, I just want to read it as well.
rancid cove
Its fine
Citing sources should be like
Mandatory shit to do in discussions
But yeh phobos wearing squads are just 10th company marines which are assigned other companies depending on the situation
heady rivet
Mandatory shit to do in discussions
Cant wait to have breakfast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leftovers
rancid cove
> Reaver > assault > heavy > Intercessor why do they move on from vanguard strai...
It used to be during Firstborn, marines were first assigned for those specialist roles and then moved up to tactical squads
rancid cove
Cant wait to have breakfast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast
https://en.w...
Alright bro
dapper gyro
Oh, so they just scrap the "new marines join the 10 coy" altogether as well.
Furthermore, squads in the Codex Astartes are now defined as "battleline" rather than tactical, "close support" rather than assault, or "fire support" rather than devastator.
As you see, they are asigned to the role. Then move on from there.
Being in the 10 coy as reiver is not the start of the progression, but rather the role being close support.
rancid cove
Man GW did a fuck ton of changes on marines for primaris
Probably to make Horus Heresy have a unique system separated completely from 40k
dapper gyro
The infiltrator is a vanguard unit, but they are in the battleline.
Regardless, for me, it see it as they either join the Phobos team or the regular armour team.
rancid cove
Being in the 10 coy as reiver is not the start of the progression, but rather th...
Got its just the specialized role they can be assigned to due to their good service in recon
raven stone
Man GW did a fuck ton of changes on marines for primaris
Probably to make Horus ...
Correct - they want seperate lines, as apparently both because the 30k and 40k teams actually hated each other.
And, of course, to make sure Marines cannot be "duplicated" across the different ranges
(as consumers will need to buy more then)
rancid cove
Correct - they want seperate lines, as apparently both because the 30k and 40k t...
How fun
(Not)
raven stone
(Not)
Indeed, was part of the reason that finally put me off Marines lists
being f*cked around was not nice
rose thorn
heady rivet
Please do not post pictures of me
raven stone
The funny thing is, even if you agree to help him and side with him, ||he still loses...to an Imperial Assassin, or gettings stomped by Space Wolf(s), in the ending slides||
rancid cove
Average inquisitor
rose thorn
This model isn’t very good lmao
rancid cove
Hes perfect
rose thorn
It looks like it’s a push fit model
queen laurel
This model isn’t very good lmao
alright that goes to the complaint calendar
like it ain't the best model but it's pretty good
celest dome
It's quite alright for some infantry miniature
rancid cove
It looks like it’s a push fit model
What do you mean
rose thorn
alright that goes to the complaint calendar
i might jsut be spoiled by aos grots
queen laurel
i might jsut be spoiled by aos grots
I understand they're very good in killer models but like by warhammer standards this thing is pretty good for what it is
It ain't like an amazing model that's gonna knock people out of the water but like it's an infantry model that is a good looking grot
celest dome
What do you mean
Kinda like monopose iirc
celest dome
I understand they're very good in killer models but like by warhammer standards ...
Just realise, you a lawyer now 
queen laurel
Just realise, you a lawyer now <:laspistol:865679890325831730>
me lawyer?, that's like throwing a match in a tnt factory
What the hell do you mean
rose thorn
It ain't like an amazing model that's gonna knock people out of the water but li...
i twill only eally accept it if there is liek 20 grots in a unit lmao
rocky gale
It looks like it’s a push fit model
40k launch box models usually are, then the varied kit releases later
queen laurel
Isn't that what Esquire mean ?
celest dome
What the fuck was I told then 
queen laurel
What the fuck was I told then <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
and plus it's from a character i like whose name literally is Emperor Carver Ultimus Esquire III
He does not understand the meaning of the names he just kind of has a grand name for the purpose of it
rose thorn
good ass model
rancid cove
Kinda like monopose iirc
I am still confused
solid horizon
I am still confused
Easy to build stuff
Like you dont even need glue
It's like lego
celest dome
I am still confused
solid horizon
Nurgle has a lot of those type of models
rose thorn
they are renown for their awkward head connections and difficulty to build
solid horizon
I am experiencing painting over white primer and i am NOT enjoying it
Fuckass shitass fucklord I have to coat the entirety of it in poo brown
This is going to be painful
rancid cove
Ah
rancid cove
Didnt know these were a thing lol
solid horizon
If I find the fucker who purchased all the chaos black primer spray cans I am going to disembowel him live
heady rivet
If I find the fucker who purchased all the chaos black primer spray cans I am go...
Wiping sweat off my brow as I look at the 3 cans on my desk
hallow plover
Fuckass shitass fucklord I have to coat the entirety of it in poo brown
Courage. Do it for the crab 🦀
hallow plover
I need those two ready in a month for a tournament
I primed my defiler with brush on primer
It was horrible
solid horizon
Takw them grey
Entry will be denied if I do that lmao
rancid cove
Fuck ass tournament
solid horizon
Eh I mean it's a tournament involving a hobby that heavily involves paint
If you're gonna do it without paint, might as well just use the model bases as datasheet tokens
rancid cove
solid horizon
I am hesitating to replace helbrute by battleline in my list
Helbrute is a good melee glass cannon but uh
Might be overkill considering the defiler is already a violent moving wall
Im definitely not winning secondary mission objectives
Hmm
What if
rancid cove
solid horizon
I replaced the helbrute with yet another daemon engine
rose thorn
LMAOOO
solid horizon
Soyjak potential
rose thorn
Look at the side of box
rancid cove
rose thorn
Looks like we are getting this in gravis armor
rancid cove
LMAOOO
I can barely see it
Is it BA
Looks like it with blue on what i think is the helmet
rocky gale
If it's new sculpts for Heavy Intercessors I'd cry with joy
The old sculpts are probably the roughest primaris kit
rose thorn
If it's new sculpts for Heavy Intercessors I'd cry with joy
Its a 3 man so its porbabku heavy intercessor veterans or something
solid horizon
Looks like we are getting this in gravis armor
Lmao what the heck is that guy design
Wake up babe, marine with stihl power tool just dropped
rancid cove
I think it kinda looks cool
rose thorn
I’m quite fond
solid horizon
The handle thing below the barrel looks confusing
Looks like a folded wire stock except it's not
rose thorn
I think it’s to like stop people from barrel stuffing you
rancid cove
Yuh
dapper gyro
If there is a hole, there is a way.
rancid cove
Does this mean i shoukd shove my cock up a bolter
rose thorn
I can’t wait for every unit in the Armageddon box to be chronically bad
dapper gyro
Does this mean i shoukd shove my cock up a bolter
Follow your calling
crystal forum
I can’t wait for every unit in the Armageddon box to be chronically bad
what do you mean chronically
rose thorn
Every new units in a launch box is only ever garbage
crystal forum
Looks like we are getting this in gravis armor
is that a chapter veteran?
or a gravis sternguard
rose thorn
is that a chapter veteran?
It’s space marine with heavy bolter, the heavy bolter he has looks like the one on the side of the Armageddon box
crystal forum
It’s space marine with heavy bolter, the heavy bolter he has looks like the one ...
where is it from though? it doesnt look like a normal heavy intercessor
rose thorn
where is it from though? it doesnt look like a normal heavy intercessor
Space marine heroes
crystal forum
ah
what does the armageddon box look like anyways
the militarum one doesnt look so bad
just a bunch of the new vehicles
ofc it's just cadia but whatever
call it armageddon
oh hey wait
see that thing
in the back
it's an old imperial bastion terrain piece
with the middle floor removed
neat
arctic talon
They got the hat again
dapper gyro
Does the hat give 1 save?
solid horizon
https://www.boardgamebliss.com/cdn/shop/products/99120199018_ImperialBastionNEW0...
Bastions are epic, unfortunately just like almost every single fortification, it's legends
crystal forum
Bastions are epic, unfortunately just like almost every single fortification, it...
you can still use them in HH at least
solid horizon
Yeah but good luck finding a friend who plays HH unironically lmao
crystal forum
but yeah GW stopped making any good terrain pieces. probably because nobody could justify paying like 80$ for a fucking bunker you can make out of foam
crystal forum
i make bunkers in a few hours in blender then print them. they're the easiest terrain pieces to DIY
i do wish this thing was still around
GW had a pretty cool modular bunker system
finding one of these second hand is almost impossible. they sell for hundreds
solid horizon
I like trenches, I think they are cool terrain elements gameplay wise
crystal forum
I like trenches, I think they are cool terrain elements gameplay wise
yeah like linear gameplay?
or more like guided
solid horizon
Wdym
crystal forum
like your units have to go along trench systems
solid horizon
Oh yeah
Ive only attacked trenches so far, never had the chance to hold position yet
crystal forum
i kinda want to make my own custom terrain board with trenches recessed in the ground by having multiple layers of plywood and foam to create depth
solid horizon
I nearly attacked a trench but plage ogryns were clogging it
crystal forum
I nearly attacked a trench but plage ogryns were clogging it
the plague pit
lament shoal
I wish more people played mortis trials. Shit’s tough with only one other teammate
solid horizon
They were blocking all my firing angles as well
solid horizon
They were attacking it tbh
It was during the big apocalypse game I had, because me and my friends dont have trench terrains at home
It was occupied by space marines, funniest part was they had a dreadnought in it
crystal forum
the dreadnought trying to stay hidden in the trench
solid horizon
Plot twist : he died slapped to death by someone who wasn't even in the trench
Initially the dread wasn't in the trench, he had to cross it but couldn't walk far enough and fell in it instead
It's funny to visualise
celest dome
I wish more people played mortis trials. Shit’s tough with only one other teamma...
Sadly I think Mortis is gimped by both its internal narrative and its map system
Which make some people not being interested into it
rocky gale
The fuck is Morris trials?
rocky gale
Oh yea that was cool
hollow lantern
its fine sometimes
i think i still have to beat like 40 of the bastards to finish penances for it
proper aspen
i've only seen this in sticker form until now and didn't realize that it was an ...
I have the og clip saved somehwere
I could probably find it
was not in a good mood
dapper gyro
We have only 4 maps for mortis, which is too few.
